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YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MONSTER ON PROBATION!

You have been put on probation until January 14, 2020 11:38 PM CST. You cannot post while on probation. You might find out why you are on probation if you check the Leper's Colony. If you read the fucking rules, maybe this won't happen again!

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Wes Warhammer: Oct 19, 2012; Deep within the bleak and dismal Gowanus Canal...

i know i've been posting in c-spam for all of one day but i'll gladly take a probe if it means standing up to whatever the fuck this is

e: what a shameful snipe this was

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:36

Freaking Crumbum: Apr 17, 2003; Too fuck to drunk

Gumball Gumption posted:

This is the worse response possible. You open the thread saying people will be mad and then prob people who are mad. And then those probs are longer then some of the people using slurs. All while telling us you're a defender of SA. This is so wildly incompetent.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:36

MMF Freeway: Sep 15, 2010; Later!

CascadeBeta posted:

If any one of the 1200 plus people reading this are offended by the fact that people are getting week probes for calling a nazi a nazi, join us in solidarity friends. Can't believe I'm about to eat a longer punishment than some of the bigoted fucks got over the last few days.

yeah its fucked

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:36

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

pog boyfriend posted:

never thought i would be fighting side by side with cascadebeta in cspam, but well, here we are. what the f is going on

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:36

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

littleorv posted:

This is definitely that one relative of yours in CK2 that has 2 intrigue but really wants to be a spymaster

declares himself his own rival, starts plot to have himself killed

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:36

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010; ➡️❗️

😂😂😂

That JESS!

OP post your pic

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

StratGoatCom: Aug 6, 2019; The security of this forum depends on our ability to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at quarter hours' notice.

Perma PPJ for this, the mods that are helping him, and, finally, KM for dangerous ineptitude.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

ArfJason: Sep 5, 2011

Mekchu posted:

I read the OP and am still missing the explanation for posting gore porn and laughing at Brazilians OP. Can you explain that bit?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

Turdfuzz: Jul 22, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Here To Help posted:

Giving you the benefit of the doubt:

You don't need to hang around with nazis to understand them or learn their wily ways. You just find them and crush them.

So while your in a nazi discord chilling with the nazis, vulnerable people are being harassed on these forums, and people who are speaking out against it are being banned by the moderators - including you. Were you doing it for cred in the nazi discord? You understand that your actions have a material effect on other people right?

The reality is that your actions have AT THE VERY BEST demonstrated that you are a total sucker and mark. You also directly harmed a number of people through your actions. Just step down, apologize, and self ban.

He doesn't care.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

CharlestonJew: Jul 6, 2011; Your next post will be "im gay"; Illegal Hen

Gumball Gumption posted:

This is the worse response possible. You open the thread saying people will be mad and then prob people who are mad.

those master baiting skills are exactly why PPJ was picked to be the secret defender of the forums

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

asecondduck: Feb 17, 2011; Right. Well I'm happy to give you my views...

But I must stress that they are the views of a pigeon

Oh and if your hadn't banned Benghazi 2 and crazy cloud, this never would have been found out either

But I guess you had to ban them, or the Nazis would have kicked you out of their Discord

I'm glad the bootlicking came back to kick you in the ass

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

mystic pimp: Jul 25, 2014; Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.

its funny to think that if the mods had actually been proactive and bothered to respond to concerns this wouldve never gone far enough for anybody to discover just how truly stupid and embarrassing this plan was

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

capitaldelendaest: Jan 1, 2020

Here To Help posted:

Giving you the benefit of the doubt:

You don't need to hang around with nazis to understand them or learn their wily ways. You just find them and crush them.

So while your in a nazi discord chilling with the nazis, vulnerable people are being harassed on these forums, and people who are speaking out against it are being banned by the moderators - including you. Were you doing it for cred in the nazi discord? You understand that your actions have a material effect on other people right?

The reality is that your actions have AT THE VERY BEST demonstrated that you are a total sucker and mark. You also directly harmed a number of people through your actions. Just step down, apologize, and self ban.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

little munchkin: Aug 14, 2010

Toalpaz posted:

lol

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Buglord

for reals this sucks

this is the only refuge on the internet I can find that isn't horribly toxic or awful like le reddit, except now we're going through some awful garbage because apparently we weren't all that different from them after all. take out the garbage while you can lowtax

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahaha

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

GrimGypsy: Mar 26, 2007

all the probes are what convinces me this is on the level

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

Accretionist: Nov 6, 2012

tithin posted:

This entire sites administration and moderation team needs to be purged.

If they did, I'd turn my patreon back on.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

byob historian: Nov 4, 2008; b e e p

Thug Lessons posted:

"Nietzsche put it: in this matter, the truth is that we haven’t seen anything yet."

bachman-nietzzche overdrive

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

littleorv posted:

This is definitely that one relative of yours in CK2 that has 2 intrigue but really wants to be a spymaster

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; <--- not a japanophile

these probes are some real horse shit and this guy is without a doubt a nazi

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; https://www.patreon.com/goonfood

Spreading the C-SPAM socialist cancer, one phone call at a time.

did op get banned yet?

asking for a friend

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 14, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Plank Walker posted:

Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of nazis I discovered on the forums. They're all just out of frame, being banned.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

GoluboiOgon: Aug 18, 2017

Luna Was Here posted:

1440x978

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

Whitenoise Poster: Mar 26, 2010

I hope 2020 never stops being like this, both irl and Online

2019 was just so fucking dull.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

No. 1 Apartheid Fan: Aug 19, 2005

StratGoatCom posted:

Perma PPJ for this, the mods that are helping him, and, finally, KM for dangerous ineptitude.

no mods, no masters

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012; Maybe you simply wish to change the shape of your destiny.

To dominate your life, to never fear being hunted again.

You could live a hundred lives, Neena. A thousand.

And be the hero of every story told for a century to come.

underrated part of the OP is talking about PCOS Bill, a poster who was allowed around for fucking years after he should have been permabanned and everyone who reads this site knew was a horrible piece of shit but nope he was just allowed to stick around for some reason

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:37

YES bread: Jun 16, 2006; delicious bread

All Mods Are Bastards

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Tricky: Jun 11, 2007; after a great meal i like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage

lowtax do the needful

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

THS: Sep 14, 2017; im gay; Lipstick Apathy

Streak posted:

so wait they infiltrated the nazi discords to befriend the nazis to learn their SA handles so they could ban them? wouldn't they just get another account like immediately? like what is the point of any of this

they cant even be permabanned because they all got deals for Nord VPN

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Visual Basic Bitch: Sep 3, 2019

CascadeBeta posted:

If any one of the 1200 plus people reading this are offended by the fact that people are getting week probes for calling a nazi a nazi, join us in solidarity friends. Can't believe I'm about to eat a longer punishment than some of the bigoted fucks got over the last few days.

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Chuckle: Feb 9, 2013

Luna Was Here posted:

1440x978

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Captain Cappy: Aug 6, 2008

Resign, b*tch!

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

StratGoatCom: Aug 6, 2019; The security of this forum depends on our ability to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at quarter hours' notice.

Tricky posted:

1872x217

lowtax do the needful

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

BEAR GRYLLZ: Jul 30, 2006; I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

why are the mods of this website always so fuckin weird?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

pog boyfriend posted:

never thought i would be fighting side by side with cascadebeta in cspam, but well, here we are. what the f is going on

lol

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014; Fan of Britches

The one thing I will agree with the post is where did the screenshots come from. I really dont want to take away from the utter insanity but... how did the freaking hamster dance get them?

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; The echos in my eyes
Of all they used to see
Burning down the world
Ashes and debris
And all that's left of you
And all that's left of me
All have washed away
Non-entity; Morbid Hound

this is a 100% honest question

obviously you can’t disclose every nazi you outed and banned but like can you confirm that crazy cloud, benghazi 2, and lastgirl were all nazis as to why you banned them because if not you legit banned people that also wanted nazis gone from this site and, to me at least, that seems like the most hypocritical shit you could have possibly fucking done

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

Wes Warhammer: Oct 19, 2012; Deep within the bleak and dismal Gowanus Canal...

foobardog posted:

642x414

someone edit ppj's icon and username into this tia

# ? Jan 7, 2020 21:38

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