WTT - Race Fans - 2018-secret-santa

Deleted User 21-Oct-18 10:36 PM

@Bimmers With only 65 days until Christmas, its time to start organzing the 2018 BMW SECRET SANTA. Yes thats right, youre going to get to send things to your ~~least~~favorite Bimmers!!! The rules are simple 1. 25$ Max 2. Dont make it weird. No sex toys, no drugs, no feces 3. If you sign up and are not able to follow through, please let @Taylor Swift know ahead of time so we can work something out DEADLINES To sign up: November 4th To mail your present: November 18th That way everything arrives before December and worst case scenario it arrives before Christmas (But try not to order something from Japan or whatever if its going to take a month or 2 to arrive) SIGN UP https://goo.gl/forms/i82NglBLHgSotVE22 When you receive your gift: It would be real cool for yall to post some pics of what you got or even a video! (Like Fat Tay did in 2015: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKpjcLP6Vms) No real rush to get this all done, but want to get the ball rolling so we dont realize its mid December all the sudden and we havent done it!!!!!! God Bless Roll Tide

Secret Santa 2018

Geschenke machen dich frei

TaylorSwifSA

SECRET SANTA Unveil

Got me Devin. You got me.

Pinned a message.

Taylor Swift 21-Oct-18 10:36 PM

Damn I used to be fat

Bear in the Woods 21-Oct-18 10:37 PM

I'm gay

ThePerminator 21-Oct-18 10:38 PM

> TFW no sex toys

Taylor Swift 21-Oct-18 10:38 PM

BTW @ euroboys and canada boys, you can probably use websites to directly ship instead of having to order it and reship

Because msot every site delivers to Europe, NA, Australia, etc

Bear in the Woods 21-Oct-18 10:39 PM

The Jeb Guac bowl is $25

Taylor Swift 21-Oct-18 10:39 PM

And Vrath is good because hes on an American base

ThePerminator 21-Oct-18 10:39 PM

It's just a honeypot to get everyone's address so you can doxx them

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Alt 21-Oct-18 10:39 PM

You still are fat

Deleted User 21-Oct-18 10:39 PM

Taylor Swift 21-Oct-18 10:39 PM

Im not fat!!!!

Dont make me link the pic~!!!!!!

My face atleast isnt that full anymore

Alt 21-Oct-18 10:41 PM

What if I get coat

Taylor Swift 21-Oct-18 10:42 PM

That would be funny tbqh

Bear in the Woods 21-Oct-18 10:42 PM

then the "no sex toy" rule is lifted

Hori 21-Oct-18 10:43 PM

yeah tay but get this

what if its a shutenyin sex toy

Deleted User 21-Oct-18 10:43 PM

everyhtigns a sex toy if youre brave enough

Taylor Swift 21-Oct-18 10:43 PM

Taylor Swift 22-Oct-18 12:11 AM

Btw clarify, 25$ before shipping

FYI

HTH

Thats the cap though, please dont overspend

Alt 22-Oct-18 12:16 AM

F you, if I wanna buy someone a PS4 pro I will

Quornes 22-Oct-18 12:17 AM

Prepare for gifts

Some wanted some not

Taylor Swift 22-Oct-18 12:18 AM

Look if youre buying PS4s Im rigging this thing

IMo the best approach is several smaller things

Instead of one bigger thing

But enough about Alts sex life

Coathanger MD 22-Oct-18 06:26 AM

Im the big thing

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Cynthia_Dutch 22-Oct-18 09:31 AM

just is so weird to hear your voice, when i first heard your voice i imagined a different face

Cynthia_Dutch 22-Oct-18 09:39 AM

no drugs nor sex toys? There goes my Amsterdam shopping trip

"no its not a buttplug, its wine cork"

Taylor Swift 22-Oct-18 09:53 AM

Lmbo

Dr. Wheels 22-Oct-18 11:29 AM

I'd want to actually get to know some of you to do this tbh

Coathanger MD 22-Oct-18 11:29 AM

You can get rather intimately acquainted with Prude(s asshole)

Dr. Wheels 22-Oct-18 11:29 AM

I'm far too busy now a days I just kinda randomly shitpost

My first day here I announced war against prude

So I can't do that sorry

Coathanger MD 22-Oct-18 11:30 AM

A wise choice

You can get to know my balls

NPC BOT 22-Oct-18 11:30 AM

#952

https://i.imgur.com/5qpF7oe.jpg

Riso 22-Oct-18 11:30 AM

prudes butthole is going to be where the supervirus will come from

NPC BOT 22-Oct-18 11:31 AM

#890

https://i.imgur.com/848WUKZ.png

Taylor Swift 22-Oct-18 11:39 AM

No better way to get to know us than :justpost:

YinBot BOT 22-Oct-18 11:39 AM

Dr. Wheels 22-Oct-18 02:49 PM

I try my hardest!

But I'm rather busy with my research and everything

Taylor Swift 22-Oct-18 03:15 PM

Fake news

Dr. Wheels 23-Oct-18 04:54 AM

Fuck

Cirno as Fuck 24-Oct-18 10:41 AM

Sign me up

Taylor Swift 24-Oct-18 03:22 PM

Fill out the form!!!!!

vrath 25-Oct-18 07:34 AM

I'll do it tomorrow

I have a japanesey address and an FPO AP address I figure it'll prob come from america so I'll use that one

Need to start a japanese massage girl bmw recruitment drive

Coathanger MD 25-Oct-18 08:07 AM

Since youre over there i may need a hand sourcing a christmas gift for my sister. I'll have to double check it later but ye

Cirno as Fuck 25-Oct-18 02:25 PM

soapland vouchers when

vrath 25-Oct-18 03:38 PM

That's no prob

Mailing to USA is very cheap fpre cause technically I'm still in the states

Coathanger MD 25-Oct-18 03:42 PM

Ye i jsut need to run some numbers and ill hit you with the info

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 06:05 PM

@Bimmers Dont forget to sign up, only about a week left: https://goo.gl/forms/i82NglBLHgSotVE22 2-4 more people will be the ideal number

Secret Santa 2018

Geschenke machen dich frei

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:06 PM

Do it you fucks

Alt 26-Oct-18 06:06 PM

WOOPS thanks for the reminder

shaka 26-Oct-18 06:07 PM

Are we sending drugs?

Alt 26-Oct-18 06:08 PM

YAY I DID THE THING

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Oct-18 06:12 PM

No to drugs, yes to sex toys, it's in the rules

I just hope I get someone I know. I probably won't since I only know tay or Jack and peaches a lil bit

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:16 PM

That's half the fun

Means you gotta get to know others

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Oct-18 06:17 PM

I am sure everyone will appreciate a butt plug

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:17 PM

I mean I have a pipe thats a penis

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Oct-18 06:19 PM

Also does the form to sign up make you put in your email address ? Just thinking that if I send something over to the US some of the post offices require the email address of the receiver

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:19 PM

Can just bug Tay for the info if you need it

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Oct-18 06:20 PM

" hi tay....so for secret Santa I need someone his email address.....just for no reason at all can you tell me yours"?

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 06:20 PM

lmbo

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:21 PM

Na gotta be all "Hey fag need your email to send you the freshest dick pics"

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 06:21 PM

!img man rushing to keyboard

Oh I didnt auth bots to this channel

rip

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:22 PM

gg

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Oct-18 06:23 PM

" hey tay I need your email address. I finally made you some nudes you have been asking for"

Coathanger MD 26-Oct-18 06:23 PM

Tummy pics

Tahts the secret

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 06:24 PM

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Oct-18 06:24 PM

nah i dont have a nice tummy

however I "manscape" if i get the angle right i can make it look like my tummy?

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 06:25 PM

Alt 26-Oct-18 09:57 PM

Ive decided

That whomver I get as a secret santa is getting a book free of charge which their gift

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 09:58 PM

!img Dianetics book

FUCK

God that was going to be a banger joke too

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:00 PM

That said

Anyone want this?

I know mez is a 40k fan

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:01 PM

That looks like a well read tome (edited)

Porkchop 26-Oct-18 10:02 PM

Abnett is one of the better WH40K writers

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:02 PM

Surely SOMEONE has a working VCR

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:03 PM

I actually do lmbo

Right next to me

For digitizing tapes

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:04 PM

You're getting this one regardless tay

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:05 PM

Hah!

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:06 PM

But yea if anyone wants books hit me up @The Fuzz @Deleted User

Deleted User 26-Oct-18 10:07 PM

fucki need to sign up

kms

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:08 PM

We need like

3 more for the IDEAL SS

We have enough atm but

Id like this to be a Certified Big Fucking Deal ™ (edited)

Peaches 26-Oct-18 10:10 PM

Those Abercrombie books are pretty good imo

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:10 PM

Yea they are

Whomever gets them is getting 3 cuz its a 3 parter

Bear in the Woods 26-Oct-18 10:12 PM

I've been meaning to read Gaunts Ghosts, but I've been

ing for an Audiobook version

Cirno as Fuck 26-Oct-18 10:12 PM

is I get @vrath I can just give it to him in japan

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:12 PM

Well fuck, now Im just going to give you Vrath lmbo

Cirno as Fuck 26-Oct-18 10:13 PM

lol wouldn't be oppose to that lmao

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:13 PM

If we end up with an odd number, I will

Cirno as Fuck 26-Oct-18 10:13 PM

k

would make shipping a hella ez

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:14 PM

EVERYONES GETTING BOOKS

Now this is a well read tome

Indiana jones one is choose your own adventure.

I need to send that to someone but they gotta read it

And we decide on the page

Mez 26-Oct-18 10:26 PM

@Alt haunts ghosts rules

Haven’t ready any of them but I know about them tangently

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:26 PM

You want the book

?

Id be happy to send

Mez 26-Oct-18 10:51 PM

Only if you let me send you a book

WTT book club when

Taylor Swift 26-Oct-18 10:51 PM

Oh yeah

Remember when I had that idea then completely forgot about it a week later

Alt 26-Oct-18 10:54 PM

LETS DO IT NIGGERS

Books and SHIT

vrath 27-Oct-18 03:03 AM

That book put me to sleep tbh famalam

But I read trah fiction like jack reacher

Trash

Scuba Steve 27-Oct-18 03:11 AM

too late to sign up for secret santa?

vrath 27-Oct-18 03:26 AM

Nah

Got days left

Scuba Steve 27-Oct-18 04:11 AM

sweet, sign me the fuck up

Prude 27-Oct-18 04:14 AM

just gotta fill out the form!!!

(it's in the pins in case anyone has missed it)

dwarf champion 01-Nov-18 12:48 AM

how do this work

can i carve someone their gift?

Taylor Swift 01-Nov-18 12:49 AM

Yes

Prude 01-Nov-18 12:50 AM

can ya carve something into about the worth of what people are sending???!!!!

will your carving skills hold up?????????????? (edited)

Hori 01-Nov-18 02:26 AM

If you can carve 15 wooden dildos that surely surpassed the limit

dwarf champion 01-Nov-18 02:59 AM

oh

i cant enter then unless everyone is doing 7 figure gifts

vrath 01-Nov-18 05:04 AM

So I will spend 25$ on the gift, but it will be worth more

does this violate the rules rule rules

Peaches 01-Nov-18 07:00 AM

I don't believe it does

I don't make the rules though

Solgnir 02-Nov-18 01:49 PM

ok i signed up you gaylords

send sips

Taylor Swift 02-Nov-18 01:50 PM

Damn that address has some BDE

Solgnir 02-Nov-18 01:54 PM

plz no dongxx

vrath 02-Nov-18 07:10 PM

whats bde

Prude 02-Nov-18 07:10 PM

big dick energy

or perhaps for those ITK (in the know), brotherly dragon energy

Coathanger MD 02-Nov-18 08:36 PM

Very different from cve or cavernous vagina energy

Peaches 02-Nov-18 10:41 PM

And an entire different story to bofa

Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 09:41 AM

@Bimmers Last day to sign up!!!!! We have a real good group but we could probably fit 2 more in

https://goo.gl/forms/i82NglBLHgSotVE22

Secret Santa 2018

Geschenke machen dich frei

Ill start sending out the names Monday night

So Ill probably accept entries even tomorrow

But still sign up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Solgnir 03-Nov-18 10:23 AM

Cynthia_Dutch 03-Nov-18 11:08 AM

Oh i will have so much fun shopping for the perfect dildo at the red light district, imma make one bimmer boy real happy

Peaches 03-Nov-18 03:49 PM

Taylor Swift 04-Nov-18 12:13 PM

I HAVE DRAWN NAMES

Have to check two things then Ill start PMing yall

Guards 04-Nov-18 01:59 PM

sweet

Guards 04-Nov-18 02:09 PM

Depending what state you live in, my gift may only be used for law enforcement or educational purposes

Taylor Swift 04-Nov-18 02:19 PM

ALL NAMES HAVE BEEN SENT OUT

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING WHAT YALL WEIRDOS GET

Taylor Swift 04-Nov-18 02:43 PM

Also if yall have any questions feel free to ask me because I can probably figure it out

If you get stuck on gift ideas

Cirno as Fuck 04-Nov-18 03:09 PM

I think my SS is going to be happy

vrath 04-Nov-18 10:51 PM

Tfw didn't get a pm

Taylor Swift 04-Nov-18 10:51 PM

You and Dilb are doing a thing apparently

vrath 04-Nov-18 10:51 PM

We are?

Taylor Swift 04-Nov-18 10:51 PM

Thats what he said

vrath 04-Nov-18 10:52 PM

Ok lol

As long as a thing is me ordering a pixel 3 to his house and him remailing it to me is the thing

Taylor Swift 04-Nov-18 10:53 PM

He mentioned something about Japanese sex dungeon so

vrath 04-Nov-18 10:55 PM

Now I remember

Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 12:23 PM

@everyone Make sure yall are aware of the ship deadline!!!! Its a week from tomorrow!!!! Make sure you arent like me and havent decided what to send yet!!!!!!!!!

3

Im serious btw, Ive known my SS for like a long time and I have no clue

I had an easier time with Pigeon!!!!!!

Cirno as Fuck 10-Nov-18 03:13 PM

mines going to be kinda late ;^)

also pic dump when

Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 03:20 PM

Whenever yall recieve yours

Cynthia_Dutch 10-Nov-18 11:16 PM

I think my SS will be pretty pleased

Coathanger MD 12-Nov-18 06:14 PM

And sent my SS their gift

Taylor Swift 12-Nov-18 06:16 PM

same

t. me in a day

Cynthia_Dutch 13-Nov-18 05:19 AM

Next year i will ask for my SS to get me this: https://www.gettrumpybear.com/

Trumpy Bear Official Website

Taylor Swift 13-Nov-18 08:31 AM

Same

Mez 13-Nov-18 04:01 PM

Mine will be in the mail on the 15th-16th

Taylor Swift 13-Nov-18 09:01 PM

@Alt Your thing will be reshipping tomorrow as soon as I get to Office Depot

Please ignore the giant hole in the side of the box

tia

Thats how it came from Amazon

Alt 13-Nov-18 09:05 PM

Ever reliable amazon

Taylor Swift 13-Nov-18 09:06 PM

I checked the contents and A. They are fine B. Your SS is in the running for Best SS

Alt 13-Nov-18 09:08 PM

Well if its super nice I cant be mean I suppose

Coathanger MD 13-Nov-18 10:47 PM

Youll just be mean to me

Cynthia_Dutch 14-Nov-18 10:30 AM

Dick in a box ?

Also I think I just received my SS package

Taylor Swift 14-Nov-18 10:54 AM

Cynthia_Dutch 14-Nov-18 10:59 AM

ikr!

i am so excited!

when can I open it? i know i need to wait a bit because its not even December yet, but this is fucking killing me!

Taylor Swift 14-Nov-18 11:00 AM

It’s up to you

Cynthia_Dutch 14-Nov-18 11:00 AM

ARGHHHHH

but when is everyone opening it?

Taylor Swift 14-Nov-18 11:02 AM

Whenever they want!!!

Cynthia_Dutch 14-Nov-18 11:03 AM

i kind of want to open it and i kind of want to wait and this is fcuking driving me crazy

Prude 14-Nov-18 11:07 AM

if you open it before christmas, you're bitching out!!!

that goes for everyone

as a known thanksgiving thankful and so-called "grinch" by you sorts, it sure would be hypocritical if the chr*stmas cucks didn't even wait till their beloved holiday to open their gifts!!!!!

Cynthia_Dutch 14-Nov-18 11:09 AM

yeah i should wait, thanks for the advice!

Put it on top of my cupboard and now it's taunting me.....whispering my name whenever I walk by

Taylor Swift 14-Nov-18 11:45 AM

Good

That was a test

And you passed

Cynthia_Dutch 14-Nov-18 11:50 AM

lol

Deleted User 14-Nov-18 12:10 PM

plot twist, there's a speaker in it and it actually is whispering her name

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Coathanger MD 14-Nov-18 12:16 PM

I cant wait for my victim to get their gift

Prude 14-Nov-18 12:28 PM

for some reason i had this open on my other monitor and saw that pic up there again out of the corner of my eye

and all that immediately came to mind was Lucas Room

I think if you don't look at the image directly, the composition sort of matches it a little

Solgnir 14-Nov-18 05:20 PM

hope my SS gift is enjoyed, because ordering it probably precluded me from running for public office

Coathanger MD 14-Nov-18 05:46 PM

Its a hillary blow up doll isnt it

Prude 14-Nov-18 05:47 PM

like a doll of hilldawg you blow up, maybe

Doo-Wop Duodenum 14-Nov-18 05:49 PM

just filling in cedar rapids

Solgnir 14-Nov-18 07:39 PM

I think it's the opposite of a hilldawg blow-up doll tbh

Coathanger MD 14-Nov-18 07:44 PM

A trump buttplug

Taylor Swift 14-Nov-18 07:47 PM

Only if its got a BMW logo on it

Coathanger MD 14-Nov-18 08:08 PM

BMW logo base

So when it's in your ass you just see the logo

Taylor Swift 14-Nov-18 08:16 PM

Peaches 14-Nov-18 10:06 PM

That's a photoshop for a brave and/or depraved individual

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Cynthia_Dutch 15-Nov-18 02:55 PM

its still taunting me

i had to move it out of sight

Deleted User 15-Nov-18 03:32 PM

good the speaker works

Cynthia_Dutch 15-Nov-18 03:45 PM

lmao

Taylor Swift 15-Nov-18 04:14 PM

You know what

Im joining the "Not Opening Until Christmas Club" too

Cynthia_Dutch 15-Nov-18 04:44 PM

i never said i would wait till X-mas, i said i would wait till December

Deleted User 17-Nov-18 08:54 PM

got mine! thanks whoever send it to jackuus off

it goes into the closet until 12/15

er.25

Cirno as Fuck 17-Nov-18 09:08 PM

I'm opening mine early too bad

Taylor Swift 17-Nov-18 09:10 PM

F

Cynthia_Dutch 17-Nov-18 10:05 PM

yeah curiosity is killing me!

Deleted User 17-Nov-18 10:08 PM

put it away

dont look at it

it doesnt exist

Cynthia_Dutch 17-Nov-18 10:08 PM

its on top of my cupboard

Taylor Swift 17-Nov-18 10:08 PM

Enough about our soul crushing depression

Deleted User 17-Nov-18 10:08 PM

^that ^^ that too

Coathanger MD 17-Nov-18 11:12 PM

You nigger open it up do it

Alt 18-Nov-18 01:04 AM

Mine should be here soon according to tay

Taylor Swift 18-Nov-18 01:10 AM

ThePerminator 18-Nov-18 03:10 AM

I bet its paper towels

Cirno as Fuck 18-Nov-18 03:11 AM

all prude wants for xmas https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/304153758831476737/513191561778167819/1542330764955.png

Prude 18-Nov-18 03:12 AM

i wanna be that guy

Deleted User 18-Nov-18 06:00 AM

wait 25 years

Peaches 18-Nov-18 07:50 AM

Lol

Solgnir 18-Nov-18 01:34 PM

I got mine and the shipping label gave it away but can already tell I'm gonna enjoy it

Taylor Swift 18-Nov-18 01:35 PM

Whats it say

Solgnir 18-Nov-18 01:36 PM

I left it in the truck but I'll take a pic next time I go that way

Hori 18-Nov-18 01:45 PM

"gay dildos dot com"

Prude 18-Nov-18 01:46 PM

shipping label just says "Fucko Foundry"

he was doomed as soon as he investigated the package

the infohazard was already engaged

Cynthia_Dutch 19-Nov-18 04:03 PM

Is it X-mas yet???

Taylor Swift 19-Nov-18 04:04 PM

Yes

Alt 19-Nov-18 04:06 PM

IMA OPEN MINE AS SOON AS I GET IT

Taylor Swift 19-Nov-18 04:06 PM

Its a banger

Can confirm

Cynthia_Dutch 19-Nov-18 04:06 PM

banger?

Taylor Swift 19-Nov-18 04:06 PM

A banger

Cynthia_Dutch 19-Nov-18 04:06 PM

whats a banger?

i dont know that word

Taylor Swift 19-Nov-18 04:07 PM

Something really good

Cynthia_Dutch 19-Nov-18 04:07 PM

oh ok

i cant wait to open mine!

Deleted User 20-Nov-18 11:38 PM

my 100% over the limit and fuck the rules box is goin out tomorrow

it also has some of my hot sauce in it

no i didnt cum it it

its just some bullshit hot sauce, and when i say hot i mean "taste some trace amounts, your mouth lights up" hot

its...approachably hot

Taylor Swift 21-Nov-18 12:36 AM

!yt breaking the rules

Didnt auth bots to the channel

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F

Cynthia_Dutch 21-Nov-18 12:59 PM

Its not even fucking December yet!!1 REEEEEEEE!!! HOW MUCH LONGER!!!!!

Taylor Swift 21-Nov-18 12:59 PM

https://i.imgur.com/TF8GMpi.png

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Deleted User 21-Nov-18 09:20 PM

shipped out my SS gift, will be there next wednesday. to the nigga who gets it: READ THE NOTE holy shit trust in jack, this is a safety issue

Guards 21-Nov-18 09:36 PM

https://i.imgur.com/AYZT4E4.jpg

Reeding is for faggots

Bear in the Woods 22-Nov-18 01:04 AM

"Dear recipient: cut the blue wire"

Taylor Swift 22-Nov-18 01:05 AM

BustrKc 22-Nov-18 01:25 AM

Cant wait to open that cool alarm clock

Hori 22-Nov-18 01:26 AM

Alternatively:

Don't read the note

Consume it all in one go

And record it for us

Because get this: reading is for fucking nerds

Guards 22-Nov-18 01:59 AM

if it fits in my butt it goes in my butt

if it doesn't fit in my butt it gets cut

BustrKc 22-Nov-18 02:07 AM

@Septapus comic 2

Fucking WHAT!? CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED!!!

Hori 22-Nov-18 02:08 AM

Bots aren't in this channel

It's fucked up

Cynthia_Dutch 22-Nov-18 09:17 AM

as an experiences "consume all in one go"person i can advise you to not do that! I once did it with space cake here in Amsterdam, did not read the note that said "if you dont have experience with this please only eat 25% of the slice and wait two hours before consuming more, i read it after i fucking nommed away the entire slice......it hit me very hard!

Peaches 22-Nov-18 10:40 AM

Always read tbh

Doo-Wop Duodenum 22-Nov-18 10:55 AM

I had a co-worker bring Trinidad scorpion peppers to work one year and that was almost a religious experience.

kiestering is the only way to fly

Taylor Swift 22-Nov-18 11:11 AM

lmbo

Guards 25-Nov-18 05:00 PM

I got my secret santa gift, I'll video me opening it on Christmas though. Thanks good bimmer

Cynthia_Dutch 25-Nov-18 10:36 PM

dammit, if everyone is waiting till xmas i cant open it earlier either!!!!

Hori 26-Nov-18 11:25 AM

https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=19-113-541&Tpk=19-113-541

someone secret santa me this

its a tiny bit over the limit

Taylor Swift 26-Nov-18 12:01 PM

You don’t need that much power for osu

BustrKc 26-Nov-18 12:01 PM

!img tim allen

Fuck

Alt 28-Nov-18 05:58 PM

What could it be

@Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift 28-Nov-18 05:58 PM

Finally

Please ignore the excessive tape job on one side

Where I had to patch a hole

Coathanger MD 28-Nov-18 06:05 PM

Its a weapon to surpass metal gear

Alt 28-Nov-18 06:05 PM

If your intent was to squeeze a tear or two out of me you've succeeded.

Taylor Swift 28-Nov-18 06:05 PM

Im not your SS btw

Alt 28-Nov-18 06:05 PM

Taylor Swift 28-Nov-18 06:06 PM

Although I was consulted

Coathanger MD 28-Nov-18 06:06 PM

Thise are adorable

Taylor Swift 28-Nov-18 06:06 PM

It was originally going to be a string of lights but they were on ThinkGeek

And Amazon was easier to ship to me to reship

https://www.thinkgeek.com/product/jsiq/?srp=8

Cat Fairy Lights

Decorate your room in feline fashion with these Cat String Lights! Glowing with warm, white LEDs, these 10 cats are the purr-fect companions for when you need a soft kitty glow to your room.

Alt 28-Nov-18 06:08 PM

outside of my family and coat last year, i havent gotten anything in years

so thank you

really

i could receive nothing else and id be happy

Alt 28-Nov-18 06:16 PM

Making an oversensitive girl cry, you really are a bully

Cynthia_Dutch 28-Nov-18 06:17 PM

he makes me cry every night

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Doo-Wop Duodenum 30-Nov-18 04:16 PM

a package for me! can't decide if I'll wait for xmas or for the next time I get drunk and curious

1

Taylor Swift 30-Nov-18 04:18 PM

Damn that’s a vintage couch

Doo-Wop Duodenum 30-Nov-18 04:22 PM

most of my furniture is from estate sales

Taylor Swift 30-Nov-18 04:26 PM

I like it, my grandmother had one that same fabric but it was a blue in her old house

Not sure what happened to it

Guards 30-Nov-18 09:48 PM

My grandparents had gold chairs like that I loved the shit outta those

Taylor Swift 05-Dec-18 01:09 PM

So who here hasnt recieved their present yet or gotten an update from me?

BustrKc 05-Dec-18 02:46 PM

Me

Doo-Wop Duodenum 05-Dec-18 03:49 PM

Thanks, Jack! I already used the Offspring sauce on some eggs and I think this will be my new 'put it on everything' sauce.

the fish is dated 11/10/17 so I hope that's the date it was canned?? if I shit my guts out I can thank you for getting me that goal of 50 lbs this year

Hori 05-Dec-18 03:53 PM

buttchug the homebrew

Doo-Wop Duodenum 05-Dec-18 03:54 PM

not until I know what peppers and how much chinese boner pills are ground up into it

also, not pictured: the coffee mug I left it at work

Taylor Swift 05-Dec-18 04:01 PM

@Deleted User

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 04:44 PM

The homebrew sauce is made with red Savina habaneros, 2 ghost peppers, onion and garlic. ~3-500k scovilles give or take. use sparingly. taste wirh a toothpick first

@Doo-Wop Duodenum

Doo-Wop Duodenum 05-Dec-18 04:45 PM

nice! I'll put some in my gumbo this weekend

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 04:47 PM

"some" meaning 1 tbsp for an entire pot

its bullshit hot

Hori 05-Dec-18 04:47 PM

put it all in

no balls

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 04:48 PM

not reaper or 7 pot chile hot but its still something you could easily overdo and fuck up your dish with

Coathanger MD 05-Dec-18 04:48 PM

Put it in your balls

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 04:48 PM

^

Coathanger MD 05-Dec-18 04:48 PM

Not on, in

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 04:49 PM

!img lt dan yes i know that

fucking bot reeee

Doo-Wop Duodenum 05-Dec-18 04:53 PM

I'm gonna jerk off with it on cam

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 04:53 PM

insha'Allah

also i hate my handwriting at least its legible (edited)

Coathanger MD 05-Dec-18 04:58 PM

So when the rest of you fucks go na open your gifts

Taylor Swift 05-Dec-18 05:03 PM

Christmas

Coathanger MD 05-Dec-18 05:03 PM

Taylor Swift 05-Dec-18 05:03 PM

Its Secret Santa not Secret NOT OBEYING THE RULES

Deleted User 05-Dec-18 05:17 PM

@Doo-Wop Duodenum might wanna refrigerate the homebrew, its hit sauce but idk how well it keeps at room temp

Stan Halen 06-Dec-18 01:38 AM

I was too late for all this but I will be sending small gifts to 3 certain people

Guards 06-Dec-18 02:45 PM

I'll open my shit on Christmas and video it like a normal (old) person

Cynthia_Dutch 09-Dec-18 03:11 PM

I have put up my Xmas tree

Taylor Swift 09-Dec-18 03:14 PM

Coathanger MD 09-Dec-18 03:19 PM

The specter of the gift loomin in the corner

Cynthia_Dutch 09-Dec-18 03:21 PM

yup, still on there lurking at me, taunting me

i still caunt open it

cant

Taylor Swift 09-Dec-18 03:22 PM

Wrap it

Hori 09-Dec-18 03:23 PM

brap it

Cynthia_Dutch 09-Dec-18 03:37 PM

Ok I wrapped it and put it under the tree

Taylor Swift 09-Dec-18 03:47 PM

BustrKc 10-Dec-18 03:45 PM

Taylor Swift 10-Dec-18 03:46 PM

>crumpled and beaten

Yeah thats USPS allright

BustrKc 10-Dec-18 03:46 PM

Im just glad the fucking neighbors didnt steal it

Coathanger MD 10-Dec-18 03:49 PM

Damn forgot the bot isnt here

Taylor Swift 10-Dec-18 08:14 PM

I think everyone has theirs or knows the status of theirs now

Looking forward to videos

2

Prude 10-Dec-18 10:27 PM

(((neighbors)))

BustrKc 12-Dec-18 08:15 PM

POST EM

Deleted User 12-Dec-18 09:50 PM

!yt i would if i could bitch

NotSoBot BOT 12-Dec-18 09:50 PM

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Savii One

I would if I could bitch

LOL From the 1991 movie Whore.

Deleted User 12-Dec-18 09:50 PM

(no tree)

BustrKc 12-Dec-18 11:25 PM

Run outside and grab a nice branch and make that shit bling my dude

Taylor Swift 22-Dec-18 11:53 AM

@everyone 3 days until yall can open your presents!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DerVerrater 22-Dec-18 11:54 AM

How have I never noticed this chjannel

Bear in the Woods 22-Dec-18 11:54 AM

That's generally how Christmas works yeah

DerVerrater 22-Dec-18 11:54 AM

I wanna secret santa some one

Taylor Swift 22-Dec-18 11:54 AM

Ok

You got me

Send me a Steam gift card

Hori 22-Dec-18 11:55 AM

no send me one

Prude 22-Dec-18 11:56 AM

Buy me a video card, der

Taylor Swift 22-Dec-18 11:57 AM

Der buy my video card and send it to Prude

Prude 22-Dec-18 11:59 AM

You never told me how much you're selling it for!!!

I asked like twice!!!!!!

Taylor Swift 22-Dec-18 12:01 PM

Oh

100

Thats on the lower end of what ebay is offering

And you know its not like

Covered in shit or something

DerVerrater 22-Dec-18 01:31 PM

I dont know with you tay its 50/50

might be anthrax;d

Taylor Swift 22-Dec-18 01:32 PM

Langley doesnt let me handle Anthrax anymore

Not after 2002

Taylor Swift 23-Dec-18 09:53 PM

24 hours until yall nibbas can open your presents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OrkleDorkle 23-Dec-18 09:56 PM

Bah humbug

Taylor Swift 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

Shoulda joined Orkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hori 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

24 hours?

Taylor Swift 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

Gotten gifts from your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

24ish

Hori 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

More like 25

Taylor Swift 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

thats ish

Hori 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

It's 11 pm est

Taylor Swift 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

!img achkshully

NotSoBot BOT 23-Dec-18 09:58 PM

Taylor Swift

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Bear in the Woods 23-Dec-18 11:00 PM

24 hours until y'all ni

:b:as can open your presents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cynthia_Dutch 24-Dec-18 07:46 AM

Whoop whoop

Cirno as Fuck 24-Dec-18 11:44 AM

https://soundcloud.com/untzakatsuki/halloween-mix-2017

DJ Akatsuki

[Electro House] /

~Halloween Mix 2017~

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nightmare before xmas

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 03:35 PM

@Cirno as Fuck

!yt Sierra hide

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Deleted User 24-Dec-18 03:36 PM

this track owns, a different kind of spooky

BustrKc 24-Dec-18 03:37 PM

Mfw i see the

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 03:37 PM

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX

BustrKc 24-Dec-18 03:38 PM

If it my wife's guts, i swear to g

Never doing ss again

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 03:38 PM

I think my SS came over the weekend but I dont want to go into town to check

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 10:42 PM

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Deleted User 24-Dec-18 10:51 PM

thanks @Coathanger MD ya fuckin commie leaf

Coathanger MD 24-Dec-18 10:51 PM

I was debating the bull so I could make a cuck joke

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 10:51 PM

when we annex ya you'll be first to go in the mass grave ok

Coathanger MD 24-Dec-18 10:51 PM

But you're in California so you're already cucked

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 10:51 PM

Coathanger MD 24-Dec-18 10:53 PM

Glad you liked it though

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 10:57 PM

Hey1

I have that flag!

@everyone OPEN YOUR PRESENTS

POST PICS

AND VIDEOS

ITS CHRISTMAS

Prude 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

(in A Timezone)

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

NO

EVERYONE OPEN THEM

Cirno as Fuck 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

My SS is out at sea

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

THEN SWIM TO HIM

Cirno as Fuck 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

No igga is 1000 miles away

Hori 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

That's a short swim

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 11:01 PM

YEAH

LAZY

Mez 24-Dec-18 11:02 PM

I will open mine when I am@off work

Cirno as Fuck 24-Dec-18 11:02 PM

Besides I am buying my SS food n shit

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 11:30 PM

Pinned a message.

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 11:33 PM

tfw @Doo-Wop Duodenum never posted his reaction to eating my devil sauce

Prude 24-Dec-18 11:33 PM

Doo-Wop Duodenum 24-Dec-18 11:34 PM

it had a good smoky flavor but where I dragged the toothpick across my tongue it felt like I just used a knife

3

1

I got a big fat slow cooker so I can put it to use in a big batch of something

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 11:45 PM

im glad it worked as intended

BustrKc 24-Dec-18 11:51 PM

Thank you Santa

Hori 24-Dec-18 11:52 PM

Nice autism cards

BustrKc 24-Dec-18 11:53 PM

Helps calm the demons

Taylor Swift 24-Dec-18 11:54 PM

Pinned a message.

Nice

Deleted User 24-Dec-18 11:55 PM

not a singlre black lotus

but the corner is deliberately folded/creased

#justrichassholethings\

Taylor Swift 25-Dec-18 02:54 AM

Oh and of course

Y’all should try and guess who your SS was

Cynthia_Dutch 25-Dec-18 04:36 AM

Thank you Santa!!! I fucking love it!

Prude 25-Dec-18 04:45 AM

Ready to wrangle!!!!

Cynthia_Dutch 25-Dec-18 05:08 AM

Fuck yeah! Yippiekajee Motherfucker

DerVerrater 25-Dec-18 06:35 AM

petition to now call @Cynthia_Dutch Dutch Van Der BMW

Cirno as Fuck 25-Dec-18 08:01 AM

@vrath

nigger

better be ready

Guards 25-Dec-18 10:41 AM

https://imgur.com/a/BNyVapM

2018 WTT SS

there's an album of my gift

thanks a ton BMW WTT SS

I don't think I could guess who it is.... someone awesome

Hori 25-Dec-18 10:47 AM

Taylor Swift 25-Dec-18 11:22 AM

Pinned a message.

Taylor Swift 25-Dec-18 11:39 AM

Whomst hasnt opened theirs yet

@Coathanger MD @Solgnir and me

Solgnir 25-Dec-18 11:56 AM

I’ll snag a pic of mine when I’m at home

Cynthia_Dutch 25-Dec-18 12:02 PM

My cat enjoyed the box it came in very much!

Doo-Wop Duodenum 25-Dec-18 12:46 PM

You're welcome for the box and the hat!

Coathanger MD 25-Dec-18 01:32 PM

Mine's in transit still so gotta wait

Canada post.jpg

Mez 25-Dec-18 03:49 PM

I haven’t opened mine yet.

Won’t be able to till Atleast Friday

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 04:15 PM

Pretty sure mine arrived yesterday

Ill pick it up from the shop tomorrow

@Solgnir OPEN YOURS

happypigeon 01-Jan-19 04:16 PM

is there a place i can see what everyone got everyone else in one spot

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 04:16 PM

Yeah check the pins

Solgnir 01-Jan-19 04:17 PM

honestly i opened it and did laundry and cant remember where tf it is lol

i'll look for it!

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 04:17 PM

Solgnir 01-Jan-19 04:19 PM

I EVEN WORE IT ONCE

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 04:21 PM

Its a banger shirt

NOT THAT ID KNOW

BUT I ASSUME

happypigeon 01-Jan-19 04:21 PM

did u get him some balenciaga

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 04:22 PM

IF I DID GET HIM SOMETHING

WHICH I DIDNT

But if I did

https://shop.oldrow.net/products/keg-stand-kavanaugh-pocket-tee?variant=12369710678129

Keg Stand Kavanaugh Pocket Tee

Keg Stand Kavanaugh Pocket Tee Keg City Club - 100 Kegs or Bust!

I would have gotten him that

happypigeon 01-Jan-19 04:30 PM

oh yeah i remember this

thats perfect

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 04:42 PM

I know it is

Solgnir 01-Jan-19 05:44 PM

a little big on me but ehhhh

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 05:47 PM

It’s ok I’m sure you’ll grow into it

1

Mez 01-Jan-19 09:11 PM

Let me know if you got your thing tay

Taylor Swift 01-Jan-19 09:41 PM

Ill know in the morning

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 11:32 AM

@Mez

!img lewd but I approve

NotSoBot BOT 02-Jan-19 11:32 AM

Taylor "Rod Serling" Swift

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Hori 02-Jan-19 11:32 AM

post pics

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 11:34 AM

I will in a bit

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 12:16 PM

Prude 02-Jan-19 12:16 PM

Mez 02-Jan-19 12:48 PM

It has nice art

Deleted User 02-Jan-19 03:01 PM

tfw my secret santa dipped from the group already

tfw i could have sent any of that shit to any number of people more deserving

kind of sore about it really

Coathanger MD 02-Jan-19 03:02 PM

Some people do that, oh well

They'll burn enough bridges eventually

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:06 PM

Blame me

I debated whether or not to include a fringe person in SS to begin with

Coathanger MD 02-Jan-19 03:13 PM

Everyone else is happy thats what matters

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:13 PM

Well

Worse case scenario would have been him flaking

He bought Cynthia a cowboy hat

Which I assume wasnt cheap!!!!

Coathanger MD 02-Jan-19 03:16 PM

And she loved it!

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:17 PM

@Cynthia_Dutch Loves anything! Shes easy to please!

Cynthia_Dutch 02-Jan-19 03:18 PM

I am not joking, i have been wanting one for a long time!

Last time i was in the states i was looking for one but could not find a nice one or they were too expensive

Coathanger MD 02-Jan-19 03:18 PM

Successful gift

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:19 PM

I dont think it was a Stetson or anything but still nice!!!!!

Cynthia_Dutch 02-Jan-19 03:19 PM

Yeah I love it

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:19 PM

It wasnt oni porn either but I guess it will do

Cynthia_Dutch 02-Jan-19 03:19 PM

second best option

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:19 PM

OH I didnt pin my thing

Pinned a message.

Cynthia_Dutch 02-Jan-19 03:19 PM

lol

Coathanger MD 02-Jan-19 03:20 PM

That still kills me

Tay gets porn

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 03:21 PM

Ive heard theres a Pt2 as well

Coathanger MD 02-Jan-19 03:22 PM

Oh boy

Mez 02-Jan-19 08:27 PM

I still haven’t opened mine yet

Not had chance

My life is busy and it sucks

Taylor Swift 02-Jan-19 08:28 PM

F

IIRC the person that got you knew your tastes well

So its def a banger

Mez 02-Jan-19 08:30 PM

Nice

Cirno as Fuck 04-Jan-19 02:55 PM

never got to meet up with my ss

what do

Taylor Swift 04-Jan-19 02:58 PM

Kill him

Alt 06-Jan-19 10:13 PM

Tay claims he wasnt my santa

So who was

Hori 06-Jan-19 10:14 PM

me

(not actually)

Taylor Swift 06-Jan-19 10:18 PM

I wont reveal who it was

But if I did

Id say it was someone who understands a womans perspective (edited)

Hori 06-Jan-19 10:20 PM

riso

Alt 06-Jan-19 10:38 PM

Well I never got anything from them is the thing, just tays gift

Taylor Swift 06-Jan-19 10:47 PM

Yeah, that was their thing

I had to reship it

Because they werent able to do USPS

I think from these two clues you can extrapolate who it was

Hori 06-Jan-19 10:48 PM

riso

Alt 06-Jan-19 10:53 PM

Well SHIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Taylor Swift 06-Jan-19 10:53 PM

Ill archive this channel whenever mez opens his and my fig arrives

Prude 06-Jan-19 11:05 PM

I don't know for sure who Alt's was but those sure are some telling clues!!!

Deleted User 07-Jan-19 05:58 PM

not that hard to figure out

Taylor Swift 07-Jan-19 05:59 PM

Riso

1

Deleted User 07-Jan-19 06:01 PM

someone call the hardy boys

we got a real mystery

1

Mez 08-Jan-19 04:24 PM

Tay your fig has been in customs almost 50 days

2

Love that shutdown

Lol

Taylor Swift 08-Jan-19 04:31 PM

Do you have the tracking #?

Mez 08-Jan-19 06:36 PM

I do

That’s the last update

Taylor Swift 08-Jan-19 07:05 PM

Oh, can you send it to me and Ill keep up with it so it can be off your plate