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Hazlen 17-Nov-16 02:48 PM
Post about BMW WoW shenanigans here
Quornes 17-Nov-16 02:48 PM
insert dickelf porn here
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 02:48 PM
@Future @knockout
Lets Make Azeroth Great Again
Watching the Warcraft movie got me fired up tbh
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:08 PM
🙌🏻
Quornes 17-Nov-16 03:14 PM
fired up huh?
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:14 PM
Im talking with Prude atm seeing what his group is doing
Apparently they arent really playing
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:15 PM
YELL heah
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:15 PM
They're all Alliance anyways
I mean, Alliance Master Race tho
FYI
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:15 PM
duh
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:15 PM
Is there a big Alliance goon guild?
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:22 PM
🤷🏼
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:23 PM
NEVERMIND
Currently the following things will probably get you bounced out instantaneously: racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, being a creepy weirdo (that goes for targeting both the women AND men in the guild),
Best part, Im psure I have characters on Sargeras
Nope, thinking of Stormreaver
Fuck this game and its 20 trillion servers
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:25 PM
welp that was fast
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:26 PM
God Legion is 50bucks
riiiiiiiiip
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:26 PM
dang
'spensive
🚨 SHUT IT DOWN 🚨
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:27 PM
Your shitposting is especially dank today
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:27 PM
me?
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:27 PM
No, Hazlen
knockout 17-Nov-16 03:27 PM
lol
Future 17-Nov-16 03:28 PM
All my maxed dudes are malganis horde
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:28 PM
I would just use my 100 boost wherever we went
Future 17-Nov-16 03:28 PM
Yeah
Same
I wouldn't really care just not a dead seever
Every time my friends try to play they roll on some not top 3 raid server and I just don't play with them and go back to raiding with goons them quit
Actually thinking back on it wow is shit because I don't even know 10 players any more
Much less 10 correctly classed and specced players for thing doing
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:31 PM
Thats why we'd go in with a Goon group
Future 17-Nov-16 03:31 PM
But then they would quit and we would be sad til we also quit
Fun fact I work tomorrow
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:31 PM
A Goon group already playing*
Not Bimmers
Future 17-Nov-16 03:32 PM
Then I have pto til some point in decwmber
.... just saying
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:32 PM
Yeah Id like to nail this down by this weekend
So we can get something going for over the holidays
A lot of free time
I mean
ALL my time is free time but you know what I mean
Future 17-Nov-16 03:32 PM
I'd play any spec also I don't care
Yeah I appreciate your consideration of us plebs on these matters
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:33 PM
Ill def be going in as Resto druid
Or maybe Ill see what the tanking scene looks like
Future 17-Nov-16 03:33 PM
I heard it's face roll now which is good because tanking sucks
As in is effort
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:34 PM
Warrior BC tanking was Top Tier Effort tanking
Future 17-Nov-16 03:34 PM
I just want to continue my wow retirement in the form of hunter
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:34 PM
Oh you need to tank? Heres a very complicated macro to sunder
Future 17-Nov-16 03:34 PM
Yeah warrior tanking in general is pry still effort that damn class
lol nailed it
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:34 PM
Oh fuck yeah we need to play
This month is my 10 year anniversary
Future 17-Nov-16 03:35 PM
In walks death knight you need a tank? Cool let me pop my healing dps rotation that holds aggro
Hell yeah
Is demon hunter good
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:35 PM
No idea
Future 17-Nov-16 03:35 PM
I mean it's new so like
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:35 PM
But I look forward to trying it
Future 17-Nov-16 03:35 PM
Blizzard
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:36 PM
DK was good so
Maybe?
Future 17-Nov-16 03:38 PM
Dk was op monk was op
It's gotta be
It has a tank spec jfc
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:38 PM
Monk wasnt terrible
Healing was weird but
Future 17-Nov-16 03:39 PM
Yeah I hate mink mechanics
Can't do it
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:39 PM
I did Monk healing in the bug raid
Future 17-Nov-16 03:41 PM
I've never played mage rogue or warlock kinda wanted to try those things but pure dps is so rip
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 03:41 PM
I havent played Mage since Gruuls
Future 17-Nov-16 03:42 PM
I never played those three classes
Burrito 17-Nov-16 04:38 PM
>Paying $15 a month for a game
ashy™ 17-Nov-16 04:39 PM
lmao fucking wow cucks
Space Ghost 17-Nov-16 04:39 PM
Gas channel ban posters
Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 04:42 PM
tay
if you want to pay ME $15, i'll happily fuck you in the ass
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 04:43 PM
Yall all put hundreds/thousands of hours in Rust
Yallve lost the ability to look down on other games
Hazlen 17-Nov-16 04:44 PM
@ashy™ @Space Ghost this is a safespace safe space safespace for the WoW nerds, here we let them frolic.
ashy™ 17-Nov-16 04:45 PM
safespace
Future 17-Nov-16 04:47 PM
Your right this is all crazy let's just play some free this week eso and runescape and get wow out of our system
We don't need this
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 05:03 PM
smith
Fuck yall im playing WoW
Future 17-Nov-16 05:12 PM
its not that I don't want to play
but if bmw isn't going to play largely it means they will move onto something else that ill pry buy and then wow is just dicks in the wind
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 05:19 PM
Well we've got alteast 3-4 so far
Burrito 17-Nov-16 05:20 PM
I'd play if there was a large group to work with. Wouldn't hurt to give it a try. But $15 a month is steep.
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 05:56 PM
Lets see what happens
Lets first nail down which guild to go to
Future 17-Nov-16 06:26 PM
^
Burrito 17-Nov-16 07:07 PM
Isn't it free for the first 15 levels or something anyways?
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 07:07 PM
Something like that
Burrito 17-Nov-16 07:08 PM
I may just be convinced to stoop to this level considering there's nothing else to play most of the time.
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 07:08 PM
Theres a good tagline for this channel
WoW: Because its not like youve got anything else going on in life
Hazlen 17-Nov-16 07:09 PM
Done
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 07:09 PM
ty mods~
Future 17-Nov-16 07:15 PM
We could replace wow raids with BMW dnd night
Save everyone 50 bux
We were onto something earlier than we lost it
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 07:16 PM
por que
no los dos
Hazlen 17-Nov-16 07:16 PM
TTS is fun
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 07:16 PM
Ive been shilling DND in TTS since Day 1
ashy™ 17-Nov-16 07:17 PM
:gas:
dammit I was trying not to shitpost in here
fuck
Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 07:18 PM
i'd play bmw d&d
but it'd never last
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 07:25 PM
What does
Dont worry about it lasting
Have fun while it happens
knockout 17-Nov-16 07:39 PM
This is now the BMW D&D channel
knockout 17-Nov-16 08:35 PM
We can start with Roll20 or whatever and if we need to spend money, migrate to tabletop later
Future 17-Nov-16 08:50 PM
I'm down with that idea
knockout 17-Nov-16 08:58 PM
Ok so
Who's DM? What are we playing? Etc
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 09:00 PM
I know 0 regarding DND
ashy™ 17-Nov-16 09:03 PM
I'm DM
knockout 17-Nov-16 09:32 PM
DM = Dank Mememaster ?????
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 09:35 PM
<---
knockout 17-Nov-16 09:45 PM
REAL MODEST
Taylor Swift 17-Nov-16 10:00 PM
See my resume aka #deleted-channel
Future 18-Nov-16 01:50 AM
ive never dmd cause effort
dming for the first time with goons would be brutal
but if i did it wold be dnd 5e roll20 lost mines of phandelver since i want to dm the pre made stuff in order eventually
also thats the recommended module for new players so it serves two purposes
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:12 AM
Idc which game or ruleset
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 04:12 PM
smug
My biggest accomplishment
knockout 18-Nov-16 04:28 PM
From what? A girth standpoint?
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 04:34 PM
Wheres your Amani War Bear
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 04:36 PM
>bragging about wow accomplishments
>tyool 2016 (edited)
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 04:36 PM
Sounds like a lot of War Bear envy ITT
smugpepe
knockout 18-Nov-16 04:39 PM
negative
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 04:39 PM
I have no idea whats going on in this game atm
All these new things
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 04:40 PM
no matter how much things change
you're still a nerd.
knockout 18-Nov-16 04:44 PM
@Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 04:44 PM
😍
knockout 18-Nov-16 04:45 PM
idk what expansion i have through
looks like warlords but idk how that's possible, i stopped playing in the middle of BC
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 04:47 PM
They gave free upgrades periodically
To incentivize people coming back
knockout 18-Nov-16 04:47 PM
hooray
i am going to go get pancakes while this installs
bbl 😗
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:05 PM
Future 18-Nov-16 06:16 PM
Let me tell a war bear story
I never bothered to get it til like the last possible day
and I was like hey guys I need that stupid bear let's run the thing and everyone was like oh shit ok
We get the bear to drop and some other goon roles need and beats me
I was like wtf
And he's like I don't have it either
I was like ......
You couldn't be assed to find 4 different people to do this with you
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:17 PM
negative
Future 18-Nov-16 06:17 PM
You had to come steal mine
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:17 PM
smith
Future 18-Nov-16 06:17 PM
On the last day of the xpac
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:17 PM
That happened to a similar guy in our group
He had run ZA EVERY single week while we were farming it
And lost EVERY SINGLE TIME
God fuck this game
I WAS CLEAN
And now Im just mainlining it
Future 18-Nov-16 06:21 PM
Just started 3 week vacay an hour ago
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:21 PM
Lemme get that battlenet tag fam
@here anyone else interested as well
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:22 PM
e
God Emperor Trump BOT 18-Nov-16 06:22 PM
@Hazlen did it 😒 🔫
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:22 PM
never played it
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:22 PM
maybe @Schizotek(Cavefish) ?
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:22 PM
Hes on Malganis
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:23 PM
rigbae?
your Communist friends?
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:24 PM
None of them are playing anymore apparently
Prude might but idk
Burrito 18-Nov-16 06:24 PM
I'm interested but I know this is intro to crippling money sink addictions.
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 06:25 PM
and gayness
Burrito 18-Nov-16 06:25 PM
tbh I got nothing better to do so fuck it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
Future 18-Nov-16 06:26 PM
mostly the gayness is crippling
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:26 PM
bae~
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:26 PM
stare
Future 18-Nov-16 06:26 PM
i found back in my glory days wow saved me money because i stopped drinking every single night and played wow instead now that i dont drink tis arguably a money sink
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:26 PM
I'm surprised your characters isn't Blonde, Tay
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 06:27 PM
#bringbackchat_drunkirl
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:27 PM
These were all
Pre-Taylor Swift
The history of my online persona is in 3 eras
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 06:28 PM
gay
gayer
gayest
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:28 PM
^
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:28 PM
Pre-Teen Era, Shelarahn Era, And Taylor Swift
Also what Ashy said
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:28 PM
something something importing your special brand of hate
Lancek 18-Nov-16 06:29 PM
Hmm Shelarahn on google gives me your youtube page
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:29 PM
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:33 PM
gas this channel tia
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:34 PM
smugpepe
Future 18-Nov-16 06:34 PM
what addons do we use in 2016
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:35 PM
Same ones we used in 2006 more or less
Use Curse client and just download the top ones
Future 18-Nov-16 06:38 PM
bchad#1258
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:39 PM
I havent bought Legion yet
Im going to roll characters on the different Goon guilds and see how they feel
Future 18-Nov-16 06:39 PM
good idea
if team anime is still raiding
they are lit
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:39 PM
Worst Case: Im out 15$
Future 18-Nov-16 06:39 PM
on mal ganis
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:39 PM
Best Case: You're sucked back into WoW and out even more money..?
Future 18-Nov-16 06:40 PM
paperlionsa away for six hours
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:40 PM
HELL yeah
Future 18-Nov-16 06:40 PM
a good sign
just not sure if hes leading raids anymore
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:40 PM
Well there's also buying the addon itself
which is prob like another 30 bux knowing blizzard
Future 18-Nov-16 06:40 PM
50
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:40 PM
50
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
hahaha
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
Out 65 then
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
70 if you want the mounts and pets
Or whatever gay shit
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
jfc
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
yeah no
Future 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
spoiler you always want them
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
I bought them back when they were in the cool boxes
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
I'm waiting for crowfall
Future 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
same
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
But now that its all digital
Nah
Future 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
yeah for 70 rejd
we are 30 away from crowfall RIGHT NOW
2016 alpha testers
100bux pack
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
Ive got a THING soon
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
and nah
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:41 PM
That will give me some cash
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
I'll play with the 40 bux thing
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
Im down for Crowfall as well
Future 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
same
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
forever and ever
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
bullied
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
with no subscription
juden
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
GOD DAMN IT SHELARAHN
Future 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
taylor just get into web design and buy like 2 more monitors for your 100 monitor set up and do it 'on the side' literally
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:42 PM
Ah
That phrase brings back so many memories
Future 18-Nov-16 06:43 PM
then you can be rich and make money for dumb things
wow addon thread
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:46 PM
reeeeeee stop talking about things I don't like reeeeee safespace
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:46 PM
same
Ok?
Randomly got a Recruit A Friend coin for the Golden Pig
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:51 PM
is this a game i will get addicted to? i dont have money for it though
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:51 PM
No, nobody has ever gotten addicted to WoW
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:51 PM
Cynthia nooo smith
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:51 PM
i dont believe you lol
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:52 PM
Cynthia would I lie to you
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:52 PM
the thing is, i dont mind playing whatever, i just want to play with my friends
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 06:52 PM
wow is so unplayable that he's right
no one plays for more than one month out of the year
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:53 PM
Yeah I cant guarantee we will play this long
A lot of factors
Most out of our control
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:54 PM
ok well maybe i will stick to gta for now
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:54 PM
For the best
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:54 PM
i joined the other gta discord and the goons
its pretty fun
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:55 PM
😦
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:55 PM
"we"
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:57 PM
ree
bullied 1
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:58 PM
Remember Cynthia, you're the new queen. You get to say what we're going to be playing.
Taylor has no power over us anymore~
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:58 PM
lol
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:58 PM
>Implying I ever did
bullied 2
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 06:58 PM
ifthat is the case we would all be playing Rust
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 06:58 PM
>Implying BMW is controlable
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:59 PM
Destroy the monarchy
Let's play eve instead
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 06:59 PM
gas
Rejd 18-Nov-16 06:59 PM
An actually good spreadsheet simulator
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
Im not entirely opposed to this idea
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
That said I actually am going to get eve valkyrie
probably
maybe
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
Let's play Wurm
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
the component system is actually pretty good
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
Anarchy Online
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
i dont have the money to buy a new game 😦
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
conan
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:00 PM
>rust
>good
Pick one
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:01 PM
lets make csgo great again
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:01 PM
i like csgo asd well
i would not mind finding a good rust server
its good
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:02 PM
We should play Shadowrun Chronicles~
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:03 PM
i am good for whatever as long as I dont have to buy a new game
i am seriously broke as fuck
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:03 PM
same
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:03 PM
Oh wait
even better
Experience Shadowrun with your friends and plenty of enemies in a true cross-platform game and determine the future of the 6th world!
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:03 PM
Genital Jousting
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
ogame
Burrito 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
tbh I think Planetside 2 is a good pick for BMW MMO
It's free and it's pretty good.
Future 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
^
probs
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
Hell Yeah
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
I feel like we tried it briefly
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
~b terran republic ps2. that was lame. (edited)
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:04 PM
We did
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:05 PM
also Shadowrun looks terrible hth
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:05 PM
There actually was a shadowrun mmo a couple years ago that was pretty good except it wasn't called shadowrun
Future 18-Nov-16 07:14 PM
bmw dnd night when - ive never dm'd a campaign so it would be bad, but bad is pry par for the course
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:14 PM
Soon hopefully
Future 18-Nov-16 07:14 PM
someone else should do it but if not i can start reading context on the module im gonna run
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:14 PM
Is there
Anything that players need to do or learn beforehand
Or can I just go in and do it
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:15 PM
gonna do it in TTS?
or what
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:15 PM
jfc
pick a fucking game
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
Rust
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
negative
the queen has spoken
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
if yall get up and running on Rust and throw me an AK, I'll play
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
Is this what happens in my power vacuum
Crippling indecisions?
Future 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
no nothing
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
i lobbied for DND
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
hey i have been told i have power now
Future 18-Nov-16 07:16 PM
it is
dnd
5e
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:17 PM
... cynthia
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:17 PM
Holy shicklschmeit, we are getting some seer-ee-oos schmadickle.
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:17 PM
lol
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:17 PM
aeaeioaeioaeiouaeoiu
Future 18-Nov-16 07:17 PM
but dont read it you fucks
thats the campaign for the dm to read
not the players
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:18 PM
Holy shicklschmeit, we are getting some seer-ee-oos schmadickle.
Future 18-Nov-16 07:18 PM
you dont even need to build a character you can use a pre gen one
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:18 PM
It's Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday, Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend, Friday, Friday, Gettin' down on Friday, Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Future 18-Nov-16 07:18 PM
with back story and everything
alternatively we can have goon character building night pre starting the campaign
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
fuck you Rej
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
❤
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
howcome there is this computer reading everything he types?
its annoying
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
äöüäöüäöü
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
this female stephen hawking version
SHUT UP
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
lol what
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
fags and degenerates will be bogged. we will bog you. we will build ovens in the bog. we will build bog ovens to oven you as you are bogged
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:19 PM
Goon character building night sounds autistic af
Im in
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:20 PM
Holy shicklschmeit, we are getting some seer-ee-oos schmadickle.
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:20 PM
same
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:20 PM
sigh
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:20 PM
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Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:21 PM
and the wall just got 10 feet higher. I just wanna build a wall. Is that too much to ask for?
john madden
Also I'm gonna be a gay cleric waving his dick around to heal dudes
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:22 PM
same, except irl
Future 18-Nov-16 07:26 PM
ok im gonna start reading up on the shitty npc lore i need to know to kill goons
and the first few areas goons might get to without dying right away
we have 2 dick waving clerics
pry need a few other things
although 6 dick waving clerics is pry good too
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:27 PM
Druids?
rangers?
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:27 PM
i already called some variety of prostitute
Burrito 18-Nov-16 07:27 PM
All bards or riot
Future 18-Nov-16 07:27 PM
yes all those hold on
If someone finds a pdf version of the players hand book that would be great for everyone
since it has well everything
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:30 PM
there is too much choice presented to me on these pages
Future 18-Nov-16 07:31 PM
those are the basic rules
it is like an intro thing
the players hand book would have all the things but is a money thing so alternatively ims rue someone can find a pdf
for free
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:31 PM
im talking the character sheet but im just kidding anyway
what edition doggo?
ill find it
Future 18-Nov-16 07:32 PM
te
5e
Future 18-Nov-16 07:32 PM
or for max low effort
we could use the pre gen party
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:32 PM
eh, i need to pretty princess
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:32 PM
Im going to be
Taylor Swift
The ranger
Swift
Ranger
Get it?
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:33 PM
eat a dick
ffs, what did i do this time
MODS
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:33 PM
See Im telling yall
I step down and everything goes to shit
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:33 PM
it's never been better hth
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:33 PM
^
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:33 PM
i'm going to be ozmiander the barbarian with maxed str/int, zeor anything else
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:34 PM
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:34 PM
lol more like min int
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:34 PM
no, max int, min wis
Future 18-Nov-16 07:35 PM
oz can be as special as he wants to be
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:35 PM
i'm "that player". my last character was a gnoll cleric of illmater
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:36 PM
oh
you like actually know what you're doing
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
Can we like
Get a DND channel
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
i declared this it
earlier in the day
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
smith
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
FFSSSSS TINY UPLOAD LETS GO
i have the player's handbook
but it's too big to post here
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
one thing i can get behind
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
a fat ass?
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:37 PM
is TTS in VR with face mapping
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
you forgot an i
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
no, i like small asses
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
TITS in VR
WAIT
STOP
TRAFFIC
HOLD
THE
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
yeah Oz is big into brown chicks
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
FUCKING
PHONE
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
unironically
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
people are into small asses unironically?
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
yes
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:38 PM
gas
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Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:40 PM
Pinned a message.
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:40 PM
what is it, a pathfinder rulebook
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:40 PM
idk its the dnd 5e player's handbook
i was asked to download it
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:40 PM
check nsfw chan btw
ashy™ 18-Nov-16 07:40 PM
👌🏿
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:41 PM
The Pathfinder Roleplaying Game is a fantasy role-playing game (RPG) that was first published in 2009 by Paizo Publishing. It extends and modifies the Revised 3rd edition Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) game rules published by Wizards of the Coast under the Open Game License. Pathfinder RPG is intended to be backward-compatible with D&D version 3.5. The Pathfinder RPG supports Pathfinder adventure paths as well as other works set in the Pathfinder Campaign Setting.
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:41 PM
negative
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:41 PM
is pathfinder not the current hotness still
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:41 PM
ok fine
ill get that to
o
Future 18-Nov-16 07:41 PM
we can do pathfinder
the closest i ever played to that is dnd 3.5
never actually pathfinder
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
pathfinder is more pared down and streamlined iirc?
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
ok, you nerds figure this out and tell me what to download
Future 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
i can onyl dm 5e, oz or someone else can do pathfinder
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
none of these, go download shadowrun
Future 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
id be a player
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
😄 🔫
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
oh, we have someone with actual dm experience?
Future 18-Nov-16 07:42 PM
no fuck no we dont
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:43 PM
i stopped playing at 3.5, is 5 the one with cards and shit"?
or is that 4?
Future 18-Nov-16 07:43 PM
4 was liek that 5 is like 3
minus feats
it has feats but not like 3 did
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:43 PM
good, cards are dumb
Future 18-Nov-16 07:43 PM
aka you cant really min max in 5 to break the game
pathfinder from what i understand is an extension of 3.5
that continues for players that liked that mmo min max feal
taking cleave, great cleave ect.
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:44 PM
i can't take feats that let me chain hits for as long as i don't miss?
weaaaak
Future 18-Nov-16 07:44 PM
yeah basically 5 has all the core mechanics of a class baked into the class
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:44 PM
😴
Future 18-Nov-16 07:44 PM
so you dont get to be broken but bads cant build a bad character
by like missing the must take feat at must take it level
to combo it with must take feat 2
also cantrips for casting are a thign to keep action up
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:45 PM
fucking rpg socialism
is a man not entitled to the cleave of his brow
Future 18-Nov-16 07:46 PM
also also casters dont get attacked of oppurtunity anymore for casting in melee just disadvantage on spells
some other streamlined bs like that
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:46 PM
thank god
AoOs got brutal
Future 18-Nov-16 07:46 PM
yeah it was the worst
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:47 PM
especially when an aoo trigged an aoo
but on the other hand
fuck magic pussies
Future 18-Nov-16 07:47 PM
just 5
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:47 PM
k
Future 18-Nov-16 07:48 PM
or like if someone who knows and likes dming shit then whatever edition they want
i onyl have the books for 5 though at home
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:48 PM
@here can anyone DM literally any RPG?
Future 18-Nov-16 07:49 PM
i have the lmop adventure thing at home here as well so if we do that it looks liek roll20 is the thing
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:49 PM
i mean
we can just do a noob scenario
that only requires rules familiarity, it gives you all the settings/story/etc
Future 18-Nov-16 07:50 PM
yeah thats what im doing
lmop is the intro to dnd module
it has 6 pre gen chars
optional
and all the npcs, quests, world maps, dungeon maps
already made up
if we run it ill buy the roll20 module for it
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:51 PM
Search for it on TTS first
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:51 PM
not going to start with the temple of elemental evil?
casual.
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:51 PM
See if you can do it for free
Future 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
Greetings Reddit, me and a group of friends are getting into classic role playing over the Internet and as the GM I'm in the phase of figuring...
it seems like the answer is yes but work
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
now roll for anal circumference.
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
i roll 1d100
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
crit! you made it fit
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
Doesnt Discord have a rool
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
/roll
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
!roll 1d100
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
Or our bot
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
/roll 1d100
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
~roll
Future 18-Nov-16 07:52 PM
it defintiely does
i mean more for the dungeon assets
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:53 PM
~roll 20
~kill me
~autoerotic asphyxiation
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:53 PM
oh hey
i have a roll20 acct
Future 18-Nov-16 07:53 PM
its free we can all use it
but the asset pack for lmop is moeny but i dotn care
because it has all the dungeon / world maps scanned in
and tokens for the monsters ect.
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:54 PM
dibs on making my token bullied
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:56 PM
blocked user
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:56 PM
they're on to me already
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 07:57 PM
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
doxxed
rekt
🔥
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
Pinned a message.
Rejd 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
$roll 1d20
God Emperor Trump BOT 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
Rolled 1 die 1-20. Result: 16
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
@roll 1d100
$roll 1d100
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
$roll 1d100
God Emperor Trump BOT 18-Nov-16 07:58 PM
Rolled 1 die 1-100. Result: 69
Rolled 1 die 1-100. Result: 70
knockout 18-Nov-16 07:59 PM
$roll 100d100
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 07:59 PM
hell yeah 69 first try smug
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 07:59 PM
i have a 70cm anus
not a typo
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 08:00 PM
why would you measure it?
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 08:00 PM
for our dnd campaign
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 08:00 PM
fucking noob
knockout 18-Nov-16 08:01 PM
we're measuring the gape left from pulling his head out of his own
smugpepe 1
ass
smugpepe 1
🔥
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 08:01 PM
well mine is air tight
fuck everyone
i dont need a gaping asshole
Rejd 18-Nov-16 08:02 PM
yeah we already have tay
bullied 1
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Nov-16 08:02 PM
lol
STOP CYBER BULLYING TAYLOR
lol
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 08:04 PM
😩
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 08:04 PM
cynthia needs to recreate the "leave brittney alone" video for tay
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 08:05 PM
Yall know this is getting real old
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 08:05 PM
ok tay
im gonna make this a safespace safe space safespace
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 08:06 PM
It was funny the first 10,000 times
Ozmiander 18-Nov-16 08:06 PM
i'm eatying cold spaghettios and meatballs out of the can, and i was promise codeine
but it hasnmt shopwed up yet
Future 18-Nov-16 08:06 PM
i might promise myself a pizza
we need to vote on a time day for dnd
and see whos in
knockout 18-Nov-16 08:08 PM
now and now
Future 18-Nov-16 08:11 PM
oz taylor lindsay
fuck it im gonna make a spread sheet thing
what time zones are you nerds in
i know tay rejd and cynthia hold down night crew with me
i know ashy is an early dude
ect.
knockout 18-Nov-16 08:20 PM
est
weekends, i guess
Future 18-Nov-16 08:26 PM
@Rejd i need that bmw flag
Rejd 18-Nov-16 08:28 PM
Future 18-Nov-16 08:32 PM
sweet
The link to join the group I guess we can see whos interested and then pick a day and time like now and now
and realistically this is bmw we dont need a cannon group people can fall in and out
for reasons
knockout 18-Nov-16 08:34 PM
ayyy
Future 18-Nov-16 08:34 PM
i mean our core interested players should remain the same
but like if cynthia or ashy wanted in i would be cool with them being whatever level we currently are
and or never showing up again if they think its dumb and gay
knockout 18-Nov-16 08:39 PM
🙌
Future 18-Nov-16 08:41 PM
The ultimate RP ripped straight from that bear story
Taylor Swift plays a male rogue named taylor swift
maxes out disguise maybe arcane trickster for some magic
and becomes female taylor swift
Future 18-Nov-16 10:59 PM
So we playing dnd tomorrow
need more dick wagglers
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-16 10:59 PM
What time
Because 🏈
Future 18-Nov-16 10:59 PM
im vote 9-12 pst
so now
+3 more hours
but like i said anytime that everyone else likes works for me
or sunday
i just figured we could kick off this poopsock
cause fuck yeah
Joe 19-Nov-16 10:23 AM
lmao
💩 1
Future 19-Nov-16 02:33 PM
Is this happening
Future 19-Nov-16 02:41 PM
Hail Satan said the waock
Warlock fuck phones
knockout 19-Nov-16 03:28 PM
i bet his "spider sense" is tingling alright
Future 19-Nov-16 08:40 PM
we should have a dnd late night team
lics rejd cynthia taylor
Space Ghost 19-Nov-16 08:49 PM
I would like to play tabletop shadowrun
Future 19-Nov-16 11:29 PM
I'd be down I've only played it once I was one of those psychic vampire things
Future 20-Nov-16 04:26 PM
🔥 gas
knockout 20-Nov-16 05:42 PM
same
Taylor Swift 21-Nov-16 07:50 PM
@Future WoW is lit
btw
I havent even bought Legion and Im still like
Theres so much to do
Future 21-Nov-16 07:51 PM
Well fuck
What server
Taylor Swift 21-Nov-16 07:51 PM
Im playing on Stormrage
But the group is kinda eh
So Im playing on my main character on Lightninghoof
Which is a dead server
so idk
Future 21-Nov-16 07:56 PM
Yeah idk anything about wow servers anymore
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 12:16 AM
I think I have too many characters
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 12:16 AM
how many are taylor swift though?
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 12:16 AM
1
Future 22-Nov-16 04:24 PM
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 04:27 PM
Sunday night at, what, 10CST?
Prude 22-Nov-16 05:07 PM
Tay u up in those LH guts?
I could pop a token if people will actually play
Got two in reserve
New expansion money nigggaaaaa
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 05:13 PM
Yeah im on LH, Im also levelling some characters on Goon servers just to see how it feels
I still dont have Legion tho
Future 22-Nov-16 05:20 PM
What does token do
Is it like recruit a friend for returning players
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 05:21 PM
Its like a bond in Runescape
Or a whatever in EVE
Its bought time
Future 22-Nov-16 05:22 PM
Oh yeah I forgot they had that now
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 05:22 PM
Sells for 50k Gold
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 06:56 PM
They really fucked hunter soloing
And by fucked I mean they made it not completely OP
In that our pets are now no longer invincible damage sponges
That we can free heal all the time
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:01 PM
Boooo
Now I'm definitely not coming back
Jk what it op?
What is* now
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:02 PM
Ive heard good things about Blood DK
And DH
Im about to do some old raids and see how it feels
But anything beyond Cata Im not optimistic about soloing
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:04 PM
Yet
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:09 PM
Ok well
Tempest Keep is still a joke
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:13 PM
On which server should I rolll??
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:17 PM
We arent sure yet
Im playing on some shit backwater server that @Prude and I used to play on
With my like
40 year old character
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:26 PM
Wow milf
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:26 PM
bae 👌
Prude 22-Nov-16 07:27 PM
wait, arckhunter is your alliance hunter?
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:27 PM
Yeah
Prude 22-Nov-16 07:27 PM
i thought that was some shitty alt you never played
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:27 PM
Nope
Its Shelarahn/Legolaslol/TexasRanger/Primary
Prude 22-Nov-16 07:27 PM
i thought THAT hunter was still horde somewhere
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:28 PM
I think thats a boosted one youre thinking of
Maybe, shit idk man
Where did all these fucking characters COME FROM
The druid on ED was boosted, i know that
So the hunter might have been leveled
I just checked my transfer history and wow Ive spent a embarrasing amount of money on this game
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:35 PM
beats spending it all on hookers
im crankypants
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:36 PM
I assumed
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:36 PM
🤗
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 07:37 PM
Weed Not WoW!
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:39 PM
Ive probably spent less on WoW in 10 years than most people have spsent on weed or booze
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:40 PM
what about even the most casual weed smoker
like the kind of person who only mooches off of otherpeople when they have it and never actually pays for any
have you spent less on wow than them?
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:40 PM
Well lets do some math
I dont know what weed costs so
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:41 PM
bless your pure soul
next bmw meet up we're gonna get taylor fucking lit
Prude 22-Nov-16 07:41 PM
lets say a ~stoner~ blows through ~$20-40 in weed a week
if we posit that
WoW is v. cheap in comparison
but still too expensive
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:42 PM
yeah but do we include the opportunity cost of making money reselling
or getting your dick sucked in exchange for drugs
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 07:43 PM
when was the last time you heard of someone sucking dick for a few hits of WoW?
Prude 22-Nov-16 07:43 PM
i don't know, some of the girls I've known to play WoW...
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:44 PM
@Hazlen that's the joke dot meme
Prude 22-Nov-16 07:44 PM
one girl Tay and I knew even married a guy in exchange for mimiron's head!!!
stare 1
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 07:44 PM
thejoke
knockout 22-Nov-16 07:44 PM
rename me please
👌
9/10
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 07:46 PM
F
!
When did all these old raids start ddropping pets
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-16 08:00 PM
smug
knockout 22-Nov-16 08:16 PM
what's the vampire pen and paper
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 08:17 PM
Vampire: The Masquerade is a tabletop role-playing game (tabletop RPG) created by Mark Rein-Hagen and released in 1991 by White Wolf Publishing as the first of several Storyteller System games for its World of Darkness setting line. It's set in a fictionalized "gothic-punk" version of the modern world, where players assume the roles of vampires, who are referred to as "Kindred", and deal with their night-to-night struggles against their own bestial natures, vampire hunters and each other. Several associated...
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knockout 22-Nov-16 08:17 PM
ya
let's play that shit
so i can suck neck
mods change my name to "Lindsay Lohan's Killing Joke"
omg i forgot about the pokemon wow stuff pet battles
Prude 22-Nov-16 08:27 PM
pet battles are garbo
knockout 22-Nov-16 08:28 PM
figure
d
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 12:42 PM
Pet battles are lit
Dont listen to him
Pet COLLECTING is even more lit
knockout 23-Nov-16 12:43 PM
collect deez nuts
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 12:43 PM
Also when I logged in I got a login servers are full message
Havent seen that in years
smugpepe
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 12:51 PM
is there a right shark?
Space Ghost 23-Nov-16 12:57 PM
gmach
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 01:03 PM
>tfw when easily soloing MoP world bosses
knockout 23-Nov-16 01:22 PM
so smug
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 01:29 PM
Smugness with a ting of sadness
knockout 23-Nov-16 01:36 PM
same
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 02:40 PM
knockout 23-Nov-16 02:40 PM
hahahahaha
what did you do
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 02:40 PM
Where does the time go ~
Botting
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 02:40 PM
lmaooo
the taylor uses bot meme still lives
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 02:41 PM
Thats the only account I got banned for botting on though
Well let me rephrase
Botting was the last strike
negative
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 02:48 PM
stare
psyduck
knockout 23-Nov-16 02:52 PM
hahahahahhaha
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 03:25 PM
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:27 PM
they couldnt have added widescreen loading screens
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:29 PM
smug
Im already liking this expansion
Oh hey lets give you the most lit weapon in the game on the 6th quest in
So what do yall wanna do
Roll on Malganis?
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:34 PM
literally anything
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 04:34 PM
else
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:34 PM
@Schizotek(Cavefish) @Korva Are on Malganis
Maybe they can tell us if its lit
Only problem is its Horde and @Prude is Alliance
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 04:35 PM
well that's easy
kill prude
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:38 PM
i am rolling on malganis
what class do we need
@Taylor Swift @Taylor Swift @Taylor Swift @Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:39 PM
Im probably going to boost a Druid
So not a healer
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:39 PM
so tank i/o dps?
prot warrior or blood dk?
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:41 PM
Do you have experience in any of that
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:41 PM
or paladin
nah
only ever played a hunter
but i'm willing to learn
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:42 PM
Paladin is a good entry level tanking
Then we can get @Future to roll a DPS
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:42 PM
tfw when you need experience to get a job but need a job to get experience
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:42 PM
I think hes got experience with good DPS classes
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:42 PM
kk
paladin it is
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:42 PM
And thats a good place to start
And we can fill in people from the Goon guild
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:42 PM
and just to be sure
alliance?
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:43 PM
Horde
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:43 PM
kkk
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:43 PM
On Malganis
I think
Might wanna go ahead and go through with the process of getting validated on their website
Same for anyone else that wants to play with us @here
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:49 PM
negative
im putting you as my sponsoir
sponsor*
Gobsnek 23-Nov-16 04:51 PM
Had I only had a char on US servers.
RiP
knockout 23-Nov-16 04:51 PM
it lives
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 04:52 PM
I wonder if I could recover that old account
Hm no apparently not rip
You probably shouldnt have put me as a sponsor
Im not a guy in yet
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:02 PM
i didnt
that would be like putting john daly as my aa sponsor
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:05 PM
Welp
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:07 PM
?
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:07 PM
So is everyone playing WoW now
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:07 PM
:getin:
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:08 PM
no
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:12 PM
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:12 PM
🙌
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:12 PM
5 year is enough time
Come mainline XP with us
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:13 PM
I'm saving the poopsocking for crowfall
Unless I can get in on this for free
juden
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:15 PM
retrogames
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:15 PM
also lol tokens on chinese realms are 175k
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:15 PM
jfc
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:16 PM
lol
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:16 PM
Yeah I think I've got maybe 1k at most
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:17 PM
Ive got maybe 20k strewn across all my characters
I had 100k at one point because of an incident with a gold farmer
Fun Story: We once found this gold farmer who had gone rogue or quit or something
And he was giving out 10k every trade
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:20 PM
NO
WAY
tell it again
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:20 PM
sadtay
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:22 PM
vOv
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:23 PM
Vynora 😏
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:23 PM
😍
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:23 PM
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:23 PM
You've got Wurm in your WoW
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:24 PM
twice
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:24 PM
😏
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:25 PM
but yeah I like shaman and druid heals
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:25 PM
Rejd for the shit you used to talk about WoW i'm gonna judge you p harsh if you get back into WoW colbert
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:25 PM
do it
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:26 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOODNESS
🔥 😍 smug 😱
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:27 PM
not bad
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:27 PM
Thats a fairly uncommon drop
Rejd 23-Nov-16 05:28 PM
Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:31 PM
So close
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:31 PM
mmm
Hazlen 23-Nov-16 05:32 PM
🤓
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:32 PM
WoW really found a way to hook people like me
With these collections
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:32 PM
you mean autism?
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:33 PM
I mean
Not officially
Prude 23-Nov-16 05:34 PM
I do have horde characters
ED and all
Just my legion main is alliance
But for same-faction shit cross-realm everything is easy now
Dunno if i wanna get back into it atm in any case though (edited)
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:35 PM
Its gonna be lit
lmbo I like that I got my Artifact weapon and immediatly went back to doing old content
I essentially paid 50bucks for a new gun
Prude 23-Nov-16 05:43 PM
The new zones are good
Suramar in particular is GREAT
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:43 PM
warlords was a lot better than I initially gave it credit for
I bailed on it too soon
Prude 23-Nov-16 05:43 PM
World quest system is really good too
Basically every cue they took from GW2 made WoW better
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:46 PM
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 05:47 PM
🍆
knockout 23-Nov-16 05:58 PM
🥒
Rejd 23-Nov-16 06:18 PM
btw, y'all should sign up for crowfall, even if you don't buy the early access thing you're gonna get into a beta group
@here
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 06:19 PM
I think I did
Or maybe that was Worlds Adrift
knockout 23-Nov-16 06:27 PM
worlds adict
Future 23-Nov-16 06:35 PM
wod was great
everything about it except the town shit you have to own
knockout 23-Nov-16 06:37 PM
@Taylor Swift got any spare bags?
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 06:37 PM
Garrisons were ok
And no I aint got shit
knockout 23-Nov-16 06:37 PM
kk
ty anyway
Future 23-Nov-16 06:38 PM
is lindsay in this wow machine
or just trial mode
knockout 23-Nov-16 06:38 PM
IN IT
TO WIN IT
Future 23-Nov-16 10:52 PM
make characters when
Prude 23-Nov-16 10:59 PM
rej where do i sign up for crowfall
i'll sign up for anything
cant promise i'll play it but i'll sign up for anything
im guessing registering on their site is the place
o ya there it is
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 11:03 PM
@Future How does one make a character
Prude 23-Nov-16 11:03 PM
HELL yeah got the username Prude
man these crowfall niggas got 10mil fronted via crowdsourcing? fuck
I know MMOs are expensive but still
esp. if their momentum may bring REAL investors alongside the general populace
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 11:04 PM
Of course TaylorSwift is taken
Prude 23-Nov-16 11:05 PM
Sailor Twiff
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 11:05 PM
I gotta get GROUND FLOOR to get that name
Prude 23-Nov-16 11:06 PM
u talkin crowfall???
or some other shit???
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 11:06 PM
Yeah
Prude 23-Nov-16 11:06 PM
theres a lot goin on in here
Taylor Swift 23-Nov-16 11:06 PM
This is technically the DND channel
Prude 23-Nov-16 11:06 PM
EEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Future 23-Nov-16 11:47 PM
Pick a class
Longsaddle 24-Nov-16 02:09 PM
is BMW doing a DND game
this can only lead into hilarity
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 02:13 PM
HELL yeah
Rejd 24-Nov-16 02:30 PM
dick wavin' cleric represent
I cast healing goo all over Taylor Swift
Joe 24-Nov-16 03:53 PM
I cast mouth interception to protect tailor
Can I play a 6,000 year old half japanese half demon stuck in a 17 y/o girls body?
My name is Narrytoe Animetiddy
I have a katana that my parents gave me shortly before they were killed by bandits
I already got revenge on the bandits though i killed them all in one slice
also i have one demon wing and one angel wing
Also a halo but half the halo is red and half of it is white
And my katana can grow to 12' and i can make it turn into a fire katana
And im a master of both demon and angel magic
And I dress like a Goth, but a fantasy Goth
Did I already say Im a vampire? Cuz im a vampire too
And I got bit by a werewolf
Future 24-Nov-16 04:09 PM
As the only backstory and character submitted to date I approve it
10/10
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 04:14 PM
Is there somewhere
With basics on how to set up a character
Or is it just whatever goes
Id like to know what classes/races etc there are
Future 24-Nov-16 04:17 PM
That player book has all the classes / races
Just pick that and we can figure out stats and stuff from there
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 04:27 PM
can we ban joe?
knockout 24-Nov-16 04:46 PM
^ is that the premise of our campaign?
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 04:56 PM
smugpepe
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 05:09 PM
Can we make Joe the final boss
💩 1
ayfi 24-Nov-16 05:22 PM
oi oi can i play
i do enjoy a bit of hot sexy RP
Future 24-Nov-16 05:27 PM
definitely
we need all the classes unless rejd plays cleric
if people dont want to make characters
the campaign has 5 premade ones
fighter, rogue, wizard, another fighter type, and cleric
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 05:29 PM
Im working on mine atm
Future 24-Nov-16 05:31 PM
basically max main damage stat for your class have decent con and decent dex
dex adds to base AC so its more helpful than a lot of people think for the light armor types
which get leather + dex mod
skills are mainly rp
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 05:33 PM
I need to like
READ this
Not just skim it
Future 24-Nov-16 05:34 PM
yeah
thats the thing
or winging it works
trial and error learn from first char
but rp also happens in dungeons like investigation, athletics, perception
will help you dungeon crawl
but so will arcana checks intimidation
so it all matters
npcs lie
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 05:35 PM
gimmie a premade fighty type
Future 24-Nov-16 05:35 PM
so a cleric with high insight is good
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 05:35 PM
i will hit things with my sword.
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 05:36 PM
My general theme
Is going to be Taylor the Swift, some sort of Elven Ranger
Future 24-Nov-16 05:36 PM
hell yeah
hazlen
character 1
and character 5
are fighters
1 is ehavy armor 5 relies more on dex
the main difference is the back stories
#1 is pry what you want
classic defensive fighter with smash
Future 24-Nov-16 05:49 PM
i think the way the pre gen characters do stats is an array 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8. So for custom characters everyone can have the standard stat option or choose to roll stats
since rolling dice owns
those are the numbers pre racial modifiers
so a human with all +1 would still get that on top of the default stats
Also taylor if you are thinking ranger
there are currently two ranger choices the one from 5th edition in the rule book
and they released a beta version for a 'revised' ranger
let me know which one you choose but you can do either one
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:09 PM
Ill try this revised ranger
What do I need to do from here with it
Is the revised a premade or?
Future 24-Nov-16 06:19 PM
no basically for level 1
knockout 24-Nov-16 06:19 PM
Can I make a custom class? "Escort"?
Future 24-Nov-16 06:19 PM
pick race and add racial modifiers
assign stats
15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8
so for ranger this could be like 15 dex, 14, wisdom, 13 con, 12, str, 10 int, 8 charisma
or something similar
pick a background from the players book
a background + race / class dictate your 4 proficient skills
all other skills are based purely on stat choices
and are just roll modifiers so they matter less early on, late game a thief could have +15 lockpicking
making rolls less relevent for instance
you have no magic at level 1 so ignore that entirely
we can look at that when you level up
you start with Favored Enemy, Natural Explorer
basically favored enemy means pick a type and get +2 damage against that type as well as lore / tracking
natural explorer gives advantage on initiative rolls and against creatures who havent acted in combat yet
advantage means instead of rolling initiative 1d20
you roll 2d20
and take the higher of the two rolls
so a 17 / 6
would be 17
at second level (which doesnt matter now) you get a fighting style
most likely archery
and magic
magic is its own thing and can be explained later
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:25 PM
Ok
Wood Elf
Ranger
Future 24-Nov-16 06:26 PM
Every story has a beginning. Your character’s background reveals where you came from, how you became an adventurer, and your place in the world. Your fighter might have been a courageous knight or a grizzled soldier. Your wizard could have been a sage or an artisan. Your rogue might have gotten by as a guild thief or commanded audiences as a jester. Choosing a background provides you with important story cues about your character’s identity. The most important question to ask about your...
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:26 PM
Do i need to write this down somewhere or are you keeping up with it
Future 24-Nov-16 06:26 PM
pick a background that comes from the players handbook
ive got it
the real point of background is the skills
Skill Proficiencies: Athletics, Intimidation
so whatever sounds cool
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:28 PM
Well I mean
Isnt it obvious?
Entertainer
Future 24-Nov-16 06:28 PM
HELL YEAH
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:28 PM
Are we doing alignment and bonds and ideals and shit
Future 24-Nov-16 06:28 PM
eh thats a stretch
thats more for roleplaying development the idea isnt to min max a character ect.
but for this
we are really looking to jsut get over the hurdle known as playing the game
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:29 PM
Im going to look into it regardless
Im not half assing my character
Future 24-Nov-16 06:29 PM
the normal thing is to have a backstory that can be woven into the story of the game iteself which would generate those things
so those dont have to be generated via background
they can come from your background
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:30 PM
Fine
So what do I need to decide now
Future 24-Nov-16 06:31 PM
basically if you make a background i can add a quest line for it
basically thats it as far as mechanics go
for level 1 you have the default set up, default min maxed stat values
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:32 PM
Excellent
Future 24-Nov-16 06:32 PM
so now we officially have two characters you and hazlen
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:32 PM
Does this site we use keep track of our characters?
Future 24-Nov-16 06:32 PM
yeah i believe so i think i can build a character sheet or you can
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:33 PM
You know more than I do so
Future 24-Nov-16 06:33 PM
yeah i just checked
i can do it
and assign it to you on the game
basically you can decide anything you want but here is where the story begins
The characters are in the city of Neverwinter when their dwarf patron and friend, Gundren Rockseeker, hires them to escort a wagon to Phandalin. Gundren has gone ahead with a warrior, Sildar Hallwinter, to attend to business in the town while the characters follow with the supplies. The characters will be paid 10 gp each by the owner of Barthen's Provisions in Phandalin when they deliver the wagon safely to that trading post.
Basically the party doesn't know each other but you each have a mutual friend Gundren and he hired each of you
so your backstory can be anything leading up to the events of why you would want to go to phandalin and is semi secret because the characters can sometimes have agendas at odds with other players
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:36 PM
Interesting
IVe got something in mind
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 06:36 PM
I will hit thing with my sword.
Future 24-Nov-16 06:37 PM
examples from the pre gen
some are party neutral
Trained as a soldier on the island of Mintarn, you traveled to Neverwinter as part of a mercenary company that serves as both army and city watch. You grew disillusioned with your fellow soldiers, who seem to enjoy their authority at the expense of the people they’re supposed to protect. Everything came to a head recently, when you disobeyed an order and followed your conscience. You were suspended from active duty, though you kept your rank and your connection to the mercenaries. Since then, you have devoted yourself to your deity. Personal Goal: Teach the Redbrands a Lesson. You’ve heard that Daran Edermath in the town of Phandalin is looking for people of courage and principle to teach some bullies a lesson. These thugs, the Redbrands, have been throwing their weight around in Phandalin, much as your compatriots did in Neverwinter. Putting a stop to their villainy is a worthy goal.
but you would urge the party to seek out the redbrants
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:38 PM
Do we keep our backstory to ourselves or does the DM need it
Future 24-Nov-16 06:39 PM
i would need it to build in story hooks
but what you share with other players would be in character
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:39 PM
Ok Ill just state mine
Essentially Taylor The Swift is an entertainer, looking for adventure for new song ideas and the worse shit that happens, the more money to be made from sad songs
So
Really in it for herself
Future 24-Nov-16 06:40 PM
yeah that would be a perfect ideal, flaw combo
liek i dont think this would be a good campagin to be a dick in but i could theoretically put in selfish choice hooks
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:41 PM
I mean
She wont let people die on purpose
But the sadder the better
Future 24-Nov-16 06:41 PM
i have a warlock right now -- who died, but since i died an a realm owned by a devil (a different devil than the one that owned my soul) he brought be back because fuck that guy. The result is I have to find this amulet that the rest of my party and I previously were guarding
so now i can 'steal' it
but if i let my party know they obviously wont let me
we have a holy cleric who think s im a wizard because her god hates demons
her player knows im a warlock
but in character i havent done anything to imply otherwise
a wizard would know
as i have no formal training just dark magic
but as it stands witha dumb barbarian, rogue, and cleric im the only one that even knows magic / arcana
liekt he players dont even know i want to / need to steal it
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:44 PM
Hm
Maybe my character should be searching for a Golden Lute or something as well
That can control the emotions of men
Future 24-Nov-16 06:45 PM
Yeah an artifact is a good motivator
It would allow a reward for following your personal objectives
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:45 PM
The Golden Lute of M'Graw
Future 24-Nov-16 06:46 PM
Done this owns
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 06:46 PM
Dog you aint going to get a better DND player than me
As an only child with no friends, making shit up is my bread and butter
Future 24-Nov-16 07:17 PM
Nailed it
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 07:18 PM
I hit you
With my sword
🍆
knockout 24-Nov-16 07:22 PM
harder daddy 😍
Longsaddle 24-Nov-16 09:18 PM
is this actually happening? I thought it was a joke? If not i'm down to clown
Taylor Swift 24-Nov-16 09:39 PM
We dont joke
Except when we are joking
Future 24-Nov-16 11:27 PM
@here i just checked roll20 if you join the game as a player and click the i in the top right
you can see all classes and races
Quornes 24-Nov-16 11:28 PM
i played pathfinder before does that count
Future 24-Nov-16 11:28 PM
hot links to spells ect.
basically
rules
items
its the whole players hand book
this is crazy good
with relevent hyper links to class stuff
if you actually read the players hand book the chapters put spells in the back of the book ect, its a pain in the ass
this is really nice
Future 24-Nov-16 11:38 PM
New! Volo's Guide to Monsters is now available and integrated into the Compendium. The D&D 5th Edition compendium contains all the rules and information that you need to run a 5E fantasy game using the world's most popular roleplaying game system. We've included lists of all the rules, spells, monsters, classes, and items for you to peruse and quickly reference during your games
pin that its everything anyone ever needed to know about dnd
in the most badass format possible
Hazlen 24-Nov-16 11:39 PM
Pinned a message.
Future 24-Nov-16 11:40 PM
thanks!
Future 24-Nov-16 11:50 PM
eh its not perfect its missing the wood elf subrace but its pretty darn close
might be missing other sub races too
but all the items are there down to the description of things such as ration
from the players guide
so its pretty damn solid
spell searching by class is huge
and the cards far beat looking things up in the book
Quornes 25-Nov-16 01:32 AM
Can i be a spider wizard
Future 25-Nov-16 01:32 AM
i mean
Taylor Swift 25-Nov-16 01:35 AM
Where did you find my selfie
Quornes 25-Nov-16 01:48 AM
@Taylor Swift oh you know...on the WEB
👌🏼 2
Taylor Swift 25-Nov-16 01:58 AM
bullied
💩 1
c0rndog 25-Nov-16 09:02 AM
Ban quornes
PUT EM IN JAIL, okay
knockout 25-Nov-16 09:22 AM
imho that pun was as smooth as silk
wait
do spiders make silk?
c0rndog 25-Nov-16 09:46 AM
I think that's caterpillars
Or worms
Silk worms
But it'll be yuge okay. We're gonna ban Quornes, deport him right back to the other SA discord, okay? Then we build a wall, 10 ft high, over BMW and make the Quornesico pay for it. IT'LL BE YUGE, ABSOLUTELY TREMENDOUS, BMW'LL BE THE BEST DISCORD EVER. WE ARE GONNA MAKE BMW GREAT AGAIN
And after we ban Quornes we ban joe, then we play the banjo okay? Make BMW great again
Taylor Swift 25-Nov-16 11:40 AM
Rude
I like Quornes
Talljoe 25-Nov-16 04:56 PM
Are we alloed to talk about non-D&D RPGs here?
Taylor Swift 25-Nov-16 05:11 PM
Sure
We're just playing vanilla DND to get everyone accustomed
Myself included
Then we can branch out
Talljoe 25-Nov-16 07:31 PM
Cool, I generally play indie-rpgs, like Apocalypse World, in one-shots since I don't have a schedule that supports a regular game.
Future 25-Nov-16 09:51 PM
I'd be down to play anything
I've never dmd anything and the only@game infeel comfortable dming is vanilla dnd
I'd actually like to get a group to run all of wizards of the coasts cannon modules
I'd be a player though in any game anyone wants to run
Quornes 26-Nov-16 03:15 AM
Eclipse Phase is also a really dope rpg
Longsaddle 26-Nov-16 03:53 AM
mage the awakening was always fun
Talljoe 26-Nov-16 09:05 AM
I'm happy to run a one-shot of almost any Powered-by-the-Apocalypse game nearly anytime. My favorites are Apocalypse World itself, Monsterhearts, and Spirit of 77. PbtA are simple, rules light, and focus a lot on the story.
They are also near zero-prep for the GM, which is why I like them. :)
Longsaddle 26-Nov-16 11:38 PM
is there a schedule?
Taylor Swift 26-Nov-16 11:39 PM
@Future hasnt set anything ins tone but I think we are aiming for tomorrow night
Longsaddle 26-Nov-16 11:52 PM
5E?
Taylor Swift 27-Nov-16 12:56 AM
Yes
Stan Halen 27-Nov-16 10:34 AM
i want dnd
Rejd 27-Nov-16 11:25 AM
Is this it?
Oh wait, up in the chat is what I'm looking for
lmbo you can be a dragonborn
what is this, skyrim?
Rejd 27-Nov-16 11:55 AM
Revamped .dice command so you nerds can roll in the 1d20 syntax
.roll 100d2
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 12:01 PM
🎲 => 157 [1,2,2,1,1,2,2,2,2,1,2,2,2,2,2,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,2,1,2,2,1,1,2,2,1,1,1,2,1,2,1,2,2,1,2,2,2,1,1,1,2,1,1,2,2,2,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,1,2,2,2,1,2,2,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,1,2,1,2,2,2,2,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,1,2,1,1,2,2,1,1,2]
Rejd 27-Nov-16 12:01 PM
.roll 2d6
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 12:01 PM
🎲 => 6 [4,2]
Rejd 27-Nov-16 12:01 PM
.dice 4d3
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 12:01 PM
🎲 => 8 [3,1,3,1]
Rejd 27-Nov-16 12:02 PM
.dice I'm gay
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 12:02 PM
... Did you even roll correctly?
Talljoe 27-Nov-16 03:48 PM
.dice 4d6!
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 03:48 PM
🎲 => NaN [NaN,NaN,NaN,NaN]
Talljoe 27-Nov-16 03:48 PM
Man, can't even handle exploding dice.
.dice 4d6>3
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 03:48 PM
🎲 => NaN [NaN,NaN,NaN,NaN]
Talljoe 27-Nov-16 03:48 PM
Or counting successes.
Let me at that source code, I'll do to it what I did to Google hangouts dice rolling.
Future 27-Nov-16 03:52 PM
we should start next week i have family in town for the holidays and they adjusted to this time zone and dont go to bed super early anymore
Rejd 27-Nov-16 03:53 PM
The fuck is exploding dice
Welp, alright.
Taylor Swift 27-Nov-16 04:06 PM
More time to shore up more playets
Future 27-Nov-16 04:16 PM
heck yeah
we can even do a make up run any day after tuesday when they leave
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:30 PM
You want exploding die
You get exploding die
.roll 5e2
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 04:30 PM
🎲 => 13 [1,1,2,2,2,1,1,2,1]
knockout 27-Nov-16 04:36 PM
.roll 10e100
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 04:36 PM
🎲 => 415 [34,9,94,70,10,66,2,9,30,91]
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:44 PM
.dice 4d6>3
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 04:44 PM
🎲 => 11 [2,1,4,4], count:2
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:45 PM
.dice 4e6>3
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 04:45 PM
🎲 => 13 [3,3,3,4], count: 1
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:46 PM
.dice 4e6>3
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 04:46 PM
🎲 => 23 [6,4,5,4,4], count: 5
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:46 PM
There you go, success count by appending >[threshold], exploding die by using e instead of d
fyi, exploding die apparently is an extra roll when a roll hits the max possible value
knockout 27-Nov-16 04:48 PM
.dice 4e6>3d6
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 04:48 PM
🎲 => 20 [2,6,2,5,5], count: 3
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:48 PM
Please tell me that isn't actual syntax
knockout 27-Nov-16 04:48 PM
nah just fucking with you
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:48 PM
const inputRegex = /(\d+)([dDeE])(\d+)(>?(\d*))/; (edited)
knockout 27-Nov-16 04:49 PM
c3?
c#?
surprised there isnt a dice component somewhere
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:50 PM
js, although regex is p much universal
knockout 27-Nov-16 04:50 PM
ya
Rejd 27-Nov-16 04:51 PM
Now I still need to add back the old simple .roll [numSides] part of the command. Right now it just accepts the dnd syntax
But then again, who cares
It's prob just gonna be used by the dnd crowd vOv
Talljoe 27-Nov-16 09:45 PM
.roll 3e6>4
TrapBot BOT 27-Nov-16 09:45 PM
🎲 => 20 [6,3,2,6,3], count: 2
knockout 28-Nov-16 07:56 AM
.roll deeznuts
TrapBot BOT 28-Nov-16 07:56 AM
Couldn't execute roll
knockout 28-Nov-16 07:56 AM
that's what she said (edited)
Talljoe 28-Nov-16 02:06 PM
.roll barrel
knockout 28-Nov-16 02:06 PM
.roll blunt
oh bot is down
we dont even get fun error messages
😦
Future 02-Dec-16 12:59 AM
Dnd Sunday
Make characters unless your hazlen or taylor in which case you are good
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-16 01:04 AM
Petition to rename channel to tabletop
Because theres rumblings of doing a WH40k campaign
Prude 02-Dec-16 01:04 AM
how would you faggots play these things
tabletop sim?
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-16 01:05 AM
Yeah
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 01:05 AM
smugpepe
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-16 01:05 AM
We all got into it heavy like 2 months ago
Protip: Jack is ALWAYS Hitler
Future 02-Dec-16 01:05 AM
Deleted User 02-Dec-16 04:39 AM
implying im not hitler irl
Joe 02-Dec-16 08:31 AM
so like
what edition, what kinds of characters we need
unsurprisingly Joe is a huge D&D nerd, but I refuse to roleplay in the first person
like I will say "my character does this" or "my character says that"
Is it possible to have PTSD but for stupid shit you did in the past and you cringe out instead of stress out? PACD? Post Awkward Cringe Disorder?
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 11:30 AM
Secret Hitler When? hitler
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-16 12:04 PM
@Joe check the pins
All the info you need will be there
Joe 02-Dec-16 12:08 PM
Thanks
So uh
I have PDFs of the books
the real ones
Future 02-Dec-16 01:25 PM
5
Joe 02-Dec-16 04:36 PM
I will put a link up for them when I get back inside
Players Manual I will give to everyone, who is dming
Future 02-Dec-16 06:36 PM
I am
I have all the books
I was going to run lmop on roll20
Longsaddle 02-Dec-16 08:42 PM
so I would be interested in joining the D&D campaign, how exactly are we working things?
ashy™ 02-Dec-16 08:43 PM
wow timing
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 08:43 PM
@Future is our man for DnD
knockout 02-Dec-16 08:45 PM
how the fuck do i make a char
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-16 08:46 PM
@Future Needs to write up a post we can pin
How to DND
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 08:56 PM
1 more for secret hitler (edited)
Future 02-Dec-16 10:22 PM
I will
Do it tonight
Lindsey what do you want to play
I can fill in the pieces
If you pick a race/class bonus points if you also pick a background
All three lists are on the d20 information or a player hand book pdf
Or I can make recommendations
If you give me an idea nothing can suck in 5th edition
Or be op
So it's really whatever you want
We have a ranger and a fighter so far
There's no taunt per say so combat isn't fixated on you just for being a fighter
But there are attacks of opportunity to penalize someone from moving past an enemy
So if on my turn I walk by a fighter to hit a wizard the fighter gets a free attack on mem
Ozmiander 02-Dec-16 10:48 PM
i really want to, but i don't even have set nights off :/
Future 02-Dec-16 11:33 PM
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Longsaddle 03-Dec-16 01:16 AM
i'd be down as a wizard
I used to play 3.5 like am ad man
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 01:20 AM
Im very hype for this
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 02:57 AM
@Future What kind of world is this set in? Looking for hints on which Cleric Domains make sense in the world.
Future 03-Dec-16 03:19 AM
its a module adventure set in forgotten realms
so pretty much the good / neutral gods
since your a group leaving out of neverwinter
a cleric would be great im guessing combat will be pretty brutal with a mostly first time group
but its also my first time dming a campaign so im going to try and not over tune the encounters
i think the hardest part will be since its 1 - 5 roughly, level 1 is just hard in general
basically the only difference between 3.5 and now is that the game is much more stream lined now and not feat dependent melee classes are good without needing to depend on magic items for scaling
Future 03-Dec-16 03:34 AM
The back story so far is that you are all acquantances Gundren Rockseeker who has tasked the group with delivering a wagon of supplies to Phandalin.
Some hooks for a character motivation that your character can or can not know, I'll elave it up to each player is that Gundren and his two brothers are looking for the legendary Wave Echo Caverns that they think might be somewhere near the town of Phandalin. For instance Hazlen's character is interested in the town of Phandalin, I don't hink he knows anything about wave echo caverns or cares
Taylor happens to know of the caverns and is in search of treasure he thinks might be hidden inside
the only feat in fifth edition i dont really like is lucky
its kind of eh but i wont say people cant take it
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 04:46 AM
Thanks, that's helpful. For character creation are we doing random rolls or point buy? (edited)
Longsaddle 03-Dec-16 10:45 AM
is there some sort of 5e character creator around
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 10:46 AM
~your imagination~
Joe 03-Dec-16 10:52 AM
^
spiral notebook + pencil is the character creator
Rejd 03-Dec-16 01:12 PM
reeeee I've wanted to play cleric for weeks now
reeeee
Future 03-Dec-16 02:36 PM
I was just going to do point array for new players which would be the most consistent but you can also do rolls
Same with leveling up for health you can take half the hit die +1 + con or roll it
This is dnd I can't tell people not to roll but I understand some people fear the random
Oh I didn't know you were being serious I thought the dick waving cleric joke wasn't calling dibs on cleric
I'm going to build a character creator right now called a PDF file
Rejd 03-Dec-16 02:55 PM
I fully intend to wave my dick around as cleric and cast healing goo on taylor.
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 03:16 PM
😍
.. daddy
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Talljoe 03-Dec-16 06:12 PM
@Rejd If you want to be Cleric I can roll another character. (edited)
Future 03-Dec-16 06:39 PM
No wizard sorc warlock rolls yet an offensive bard could be good but they don't come into their own till later
So might not be the most fun in a level 1 campaign but idk never played a bard
Tried in my current campaign and got warlock instead due to someone being a bard already
We have ranger but doesn't mean rogue isn't good
Sneak attack will always be op
Ranger gets a off heal at level 2 and other support magic
So does bard so maybe ranger kind of fills that bard utility roll
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 06:45 PM
Thinking monk as a backup choice.
It can cover some rogue tasks.
Deleted User 03-Dec-16 07:21 PM
so where are we playing this
tabletop sim or
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 07:22 PM
roll20.com
I think is the website
roll20.net
Deleted User 03-Dec-16 07:22 PM
oh
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 07:22 PM
Apparently
vrath 03-Dec-16 07:58 PM
How do I find you guys on roll20?
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 08:08 PM
Have to ask @Future
Rejd 03-Dec-16 08:10 PM
Oh wow there's like 300 different character sheets
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 08:14 PM
Just tell Future, hes keeping track
Unless you want to be super spergy
Future 03-Dec-16 08:22 PM
New! Volo's Guide to Monsters is now available and integrated into the Compendium. The D&D 5th Edition compendium contains all the rules and information that you need to run a 5E fantasy game using the world's most popular roleplaying game system. We've included lists of all the rules, spells, monsters, classes, and items for you to peruse and quickly reference during your games
the character sheet is in here
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 08:23 PM
Not Authorized (edited)
Future 03-Dec-16 08:24 PM
log in
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 08:25 PM
Got it
Good looking out, fam
sadtay
Hazlen 03-Dec-16 08:30 PM
gmach
Prude 03-Dec-16 08:42 PM
that tay emote looks more annoyed than sad tbch
probably just her resting slutty bitchface though
can't help but having a miffed pout on her face in the absence of dick
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 08:48 PM
Its just my old Steam avatar
Which bigger looks more smug/annoyed
But at a smaller scale it looks kinda sad so
Works either way
Or in this case, annoyed works too
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 08:57 PM
I can get in the game but I don't have the button to add a character.
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:04 PM
@Future Also, what time Sunday?
Rejd 03-Dec-16 09:05 PM
Yeah where do I create my character
knockout 03-Dec-16 09:15 PM
seriously where the fuck do i create my character
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:17 PM
roll 1d8
knockout 03-Dec-16 09:17 PM
roll mylifeintopieces this is my last resort (edited)
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:24 PM
I made my character(s) here: http://www.orcpub.com/ You can then copy them over to roll20 when you're done.
Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition Character builder/generator OrcPub is a free, online Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition (D&D 5e) character builder/generator and other tools to keep the game flowing smoothly.
Future 03-Dec-16 09:26 PM
Yeah the journal button should have a add button
Maybe only for the dm I guess idk
Whatever time works for everyone I think taylor threw out 8pm cst
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 09:31 PM
10PM CST might be better
Future 03-Dec-16 09:33 PM
That's pretty late for most people
I'm west coast so it doesn't matter to me
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 09:38 PM
Ive got a thing tomorrow
Future 03-Dec-16 09:40 PM
If talljoe and Lindsey are cool with that
knockout 03-Dec-16 09:41 PM
sunday nights are tough for me
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:41 PM
That works
knockout 03-Dec-16 09:41 PM
but i still cant figure out how to create a character
so
i am functionally retarded?
Future 03-Dec-16 09:42 PM
Nah just pick a race class combo that sounds good to you
And we can put it together
Skills are derived from stats
knockout 03-Dec-16 09:43 PM
i mean, i can follow the rulebook instructions
but i dont see where to create my character in roll20 and cant figure out how to export it from orcpub
Future 03-Dec-16 09:43 PM
I'll have to take a look later not sure what that export thing is I thought there was a tool on the dashboard not sure why it doesn't show for pmaers
Players
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:44 PM
Just don't pick monk. Or cleric.
Future 03-Dec-16 09:44 PM
Or ranger fighter
knockout 03-Dec-16 09:44 PM
i was going to pick bard
Future 03-Dec-16 09:44 PM
Nailed it
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:44 PM
That's not a bard idea.
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knockout 03-Dec-16 09:44 PM
🤗
Future 03-Dec-16 09:45 PM
Inspiration is nice so is song of rest
And ritual casting
Also your the only charisma main stat so far
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 09:49 PM
I'm bummed I can't use the cleric I rolled last night, but the monk I rolled has insane stats so I'm looking forward to that.
Future 03-Dec-16 09:53 PM
Oh good
Talljoe 03-Dec-16 10:01 PM
My cha is 16.
But if we have a good face character I can swap that stat for con or str
Future 03-Dec-16 10:31 PM
noice
yeah for rolls its justy a number put them in whatever spot makes sense
Duhb 03-Dec-16 10:59 PM
this 4 real
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 11:01 PM
Yeah
ayfi 03-Dec-16 11:07 PM
How do i become the dungeon and dragon
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 11:09 PM
Create a character, submit to Future
ayfi 03-Dec-16 11:09 PM
just @future my char ?
or dm
or is there a google doc i gotta submit shit to
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 11:12 PM
First one
ayfi 03-Dec-16 11:12 PM
roger that
Duhb 03-Dec-16 11:29 PM
how do I make a chacter
info pls
sounds fun
also time when this is gonna go down?
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-16 11:35 PM
Read the pinned PDF
Tommorrow at 10pm CST
Future 04-Dec-16 12:22 AM
i think we are full
taylor, rejd, lindsey, joe, so eh room for three more
2 mroe if hazlen plays
so not full
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:28 AM
so can One and I play?
Future 04-Dec-16 12:28 AM
yes
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:28 AM
sweet
theres teh link
you want it dm'd to ya?
Future 04-Dec-16 12:28 AM
noice
nah
try uploading it here
if not ill do it and give ti to you some how
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:29 AM
says not authorized
Future 04-Dec-16 12:29 AM
got o roll20 and make an account log in
and that will be the game link
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:35 AM
stil shows this
Future 04-Dec-16 12:35 AM
try that link
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:36 AM
ya im in
where do you want me to post it in it
Future 04-Dec-16 12:36 AM
it should have an option to upload
according to someone
here
Future 04-Dec-16 12:38 AM
let me see
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:39 AM
lol im sorry for the hassle
Future 04-Dec-16 12:41 AM
no we havent figured this out yet
i know for a fact i can create characters and assign them to palyers
but there is alsoa way for players to do it
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:43 AM
yea my character is baller
does the gm need to be a supporter for this to happen?
Future 04-Dec-16 12:43 AM
ok so heres the real shit
sorta
i need to load the module
for the game
first
ill do that soon tm
and then you should be able to import into the game
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:43 AM
aight sweet
well I'll be up so just say whenever your good for me to do it in the chat thanks homie for setting it all up
Future 04-Dec-16 12:44 AM
pdf link didnt work for me
no problme
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:44 AM
that work?
Future 04-Dec-16 12:44 AM
yeah
did you roll stats
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:44 AM
swet
yea
rolled for them on random
thats correct right?
Future 04-Dec-16 12:45 AM
yeah they just seem really high but whatever lol
ayfi 04-Dec-16 12:45 AM
He got a 94 like a shitlord
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:45 AM
I seriously rolled them on random I didn't change nuttin
ayfi 04-Dec-16 12:45 AM
I only got a 92
rip
Duhb 04-Dec-16 12:45 AM
I added it all up lol
ayfi 04-Dec-16 12:46 AM
i've spent hours rolling in baldurs gate and im lucky to get 88 and this fuck gets 94
in 2 rolls
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 12:48 AM
What a fag
Future 04-Dec-16 12:55 AM
i mean those are high stats for a level 10
the standard roll is 15,14,13,12,10,8
his lowest stat is a 13
ayfi 04-Dec-16 12:56 AM
Dragonborns also have +2 and +1 and no negatives
and paladins have even more innate bonuses
paladin is one of the easiest classes to roll high for tbh
I mean we can switch to point buy
if you wanna do that instead
because I rolled 20 dex
so
😄
18+2 wood elf kappa
Future 04-Dec-16 12:57 AM
you cant start above 18
use 15,14,13,12,10,8
you guys arent rolling
ayfi 04-Dec-16 12:58 AM
You can start above 18 with racials dafuq
do you just wanna use point buy instead or wat
Future 04-Dec-16 12:59 AM
15,14,13,12,10,8
assignt hem where you want then add modifiers
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:01 AM
affirmative
Future 04-Dec-16 01:01 AM
itll just be to hard to balance with riolls that high when other people dont have a single high roll
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:02 AM
i feel ya
thats why i usually do point buy when im playing with ppl
but preset is fine
Future 04-Dec-16 01:02 AM
yeah rolling is more fun but taylor and others have never played
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:02 AM
kk its all good
Future 04-Dec-16 01:02 AM
so having gimped stats will make it that much harder
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:07 AM
I'd join but I was informed that the cheese characters I have made would not apply here.
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:10 AM
check that @Future
Future 04-Dec-16 01:10 AM
looks great
sorry about the stats
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:10 AM
dont worry
lol
I thought my shit was god teir
*tier
Future 04-Dec-16 01:11 AM
youll be one hitting things taylor cant land a hit on heh
it is
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:11 AM
what class is taylor playing?
wait I gotta fix mine cus I didn't even give it a name
one sec
xD
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:12 AM
I wanna see if I can whip up some cream cheese for 5th. What are the rules?
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:15 AM
there ya go
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:16 AM
roguesamirite
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:18 AM
tell me if I needa fix anything
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 01:21 AM
Man
Look at you guys
So proud
Duhb yours is 🔥
Future 04-Dec-16 01:24 AM
looks good
if we do another campaign after this intro to dnd one you guys can use those rolls or new rolls
be as broken as you want
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:25 AM
ya hell ya I saved my god teir one haha
Future 04-Dec-16 01:27 AM
noice
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:29 AM
Oh man! We gotta go with the present stat rolls?
Future 04-Dec-16 01:30 AM
well if you guys use those rolls we can do it i guess but taylor and hazlen would have to roll stats
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:30 AM
*preset
Future 04-Dec-16 01:30 AM
which is fine
if everyone else wants custom rolls
lemme look over the encounter dc and see if i can balance it
id rather everyone roll and have fun
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:30 AM
nah just do preset
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:30 AM
its cool how it is
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:30 AM
preset be faster and easier for everyone first run
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:31 AM
no need to make things difficult
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:31 AM
I'm gonna spend all night working on adapting my Pathfinder bullshit into 5th edition bullshit.
Future 04-Dec-16 01:31 AM
yeah thatll work or just ask us if there is anything
5e is pretty plug and play
theres not a ton of options even the archtypes i think are mostly level 3+
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:31 AM
I rolled 17, 17, 16, 14, 14, 13 for my monk. RIP.
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:32 AM
My big bullshit for Pathfinder that I fell back on most was perma stealth crossbow goblin.
Could fire and restealth.
Future 04-Dec-16 01:33 AM
rogue with some bow feats is sorta like that although not perma stealth
but i think you can do a double shot
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:37 AM
So what classes are currently being used?
I heard fuckin Joe took my monk (edited)
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 01:40 AM
Im a Ranger
Future 04-Dec-16 01:40 AM
I had to create a new game with the module
cant add modules to existing games fart
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:43 AM
So monk, ranger, rogue, paladin?
Future 04-Dec-16 01:43 AM
cleric
and fighter i beleive
cleric is rejd fighter is hazlen
but monk, ranger, rogue, paladin? is confirmed
and lindsey is bard
we are really squeezing but we can 8
Rejd 04-Dec-16 01:46 AM
I have no clue why equipment isn't showing in the pdf
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 01:46 AM
Our merry band is lit af
Rejd 04-Dec-16 01:46 AM
and why it's showing water tools or w/e
I didn't check that
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 01:47 AM
lmbo Rej is a drunk
Rejd 04-Dec-16 01:47 AM
But yeah I'm going with a stronk dworf cleric
bash in skulls, keep everyone alive~
Future 04-Dec-16 01:47 AM
fitting
hes retarded
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:47 AM
Whoa, bold choice to make your worst stat WIS for a Cleric.
Future 04-Dec-16 01:47 AM
loves religion
no int
his wiz is 16
s
his int is 8
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:48 AM
Oh, I'm looking at the fighter.
Future 04-Dec-16 01:48 AM
rejd as a cleric you have access to all your spells
you just choos X of them to prepare per day
so you have way more spells then what you have on your sheet not that it matters
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:49 AM
HW and Bless he gets for free.
Rejd 04-Dec-16 01:49 AM
Oh so I have to select the spells I want for my next levels aswell
Future 04-Dec-16 01:49 AM
no
like thats the list of spells you know
and yeah ^
get those for free
but like of the list fo spells you know depending on your level you say these are the spells ill memorize for today
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:50 AM
This needs to get organaized, confusing af. I don't know who is playing what.
Future 04-Dec-16 01:50 AM
where as ont he other handf a wizard does not know all the spells he is of level for
he has to find them and transcribe them into his spell book
Duhb 04-Dec-16 01:50 AM
EVERYONE SAY YO CLASS YOUR PLAYIN
paladin
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:50 AM
rogue (assassin)
Rejd 04-Dec-16 01:50 AM
str/wis cleric
Future 04-Dec-16 01:50 AM
ranger (taylor)
fighter (hazlen)
bard (lindsey)
talljoe monk
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:51 AM
monk is such cheese
Future 04-Dec-16 01:51 AM
yeah monk is a thing
ayfi 04-Dec-16 01:52 AM
inb4 joe literally kills everything before we get a turn
because 4 attacks per round ecks dee
Burrito 04-Dec-16 01:53 AM
Okay so: Paladin - Duhb Rogue - One (lmao Starwars movie title) Cleric -Rejd Ranger - Taylor Fighter -Hazlen Bard - Lindsey
Imma be a sorc
Future 04-Dec-16 01:54 AM
nice
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 01:55 AM
Future 04-Dec-16 01:57 AM
@Taylor Swift can you help me test the maps on roll 20
i think they are fogged of war and dynamic lighting
each player shold see a different range depending on dimvision dark vision
never mind lics will help
which is even better because shes not in the campaign
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 02:30 AM
We can only choose a feat if we pick a human, right? It's the only one with first-level feats?
Future 04-Dec-16 02:30 AM
i think so
a feat and some stats
or +1 in every stat
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 02:31 AM
Right.
ayfi 04-Dec-16 03:02 AM
ya betta max out dat strength boi
ya gonna need ta punch hard wit dem monk fists o yos
Future 04-Dec-16 03:27 AM
i think you can still get 16 str and the feat
its 2 stats or 1 i dont remember
Burrito 04-Dec-16 03:28 AM
So I'm seeing a pretty major problem.
This character sheet gen you're using is missing a SHITLOAD of spells.
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 03:35 AM
Yeah, it on;ly has the ones from the SRD, not the PHB.
You can enter them by hand in the Spell Creator.
Burrito 04-Dec-16 03:54 AM
Did I do'd it right?
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:29 AM
Looks pretty good.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:32 AM
roll20 has every spell in it
hyper linked by class
its really nice nav for spells
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 11:33 AM
I hit things with my sword.
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 11:37 AM
I look forward to trying to snipe an orc, failing a role, and shooting Hazlen in the eye
knockout 04-Dec-16 12:11 PM
Shoot him in the dick instead
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 12:11 PM
sadtay
ayfi 04-Dec-16 12:13 PM
or you can say you're shooting the orc but then dm the GM and tell him you're actually shooting hazlen
kappa
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 12:14 PM
.. collusion
Quornes 04-Dec-16 01:13 PM
the hell is kappa
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 01:15 PM
it's a twitch thing
Lancek 04-Dec-16 01:20 PM
.i Kappa
ashy™ 04-Dec-16 01:23 PM
basically congrats on being 13 and staying on twitch 24/7 if you unironcially use that word
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 01:24 PM
Twitch is lit
Dont hate
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 01:25 PM
twitch is only lit twice a year during the GDQ events colbert
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 01:25 PM
>Not watching speedrunners year around reee in autistic rage when they miss their split by .0000000003 seconds
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Quornes 04-Dec-16 01:26 PM
reeee
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 03:07 PM
@Future Any objections to playing an Aarakocra or Genasi race?
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 03:22 PM
okay so i'm making my character
has this already happened?
Future 04-Dec-16 03:23 PM
our group is full
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 03:23 PM
awe
welp
Future 04-Dec-16 03:24 PM
kind of id rather a race that would be standard to sword coast in the phb
liek 8 out of 5 full 😦
other wise id say go for it
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 03:24 PM
nuts I was looking forward to this
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 03:31 PM
If yall wanna do it at 8 instead of 10 he can take my place
Rejd 04-Dec-16 03:32 PM
Oh phb is a thing
variant human then~
nah fuck it, I'll keep rolling with drunk dwarf that weights 1488lb
gmach 1
The only way to move me is via the levitation spell~
You cannot move the recipient horizontally, but the recipient could clamber along the face of a cliff, for example, or push against a ceiling to move laterally (generally at half its base land speed).
Target: You or one willing creature or one object (total weight up to 100 lb./level)
Gotta be level 15 to move me.
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Talljoe 04-Dec-16 03:51 PM
Ok, Elf it is No problem. (edited)
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 03:53 PM
I played that for a hot minute
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 03:54 PM
well I think i'm done my character if you'll have me, human wizard
Future 04-Dec-16 03:54 PM
ok definitely we can see who shows up
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 04:00 PM
So yall wanna do it at 8?
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:06 PM
8Central?
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 04:06 PM
Yes
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:07 PM
that would be perfectly fine for me
Future 04-Dec-16 04:07 PM
taylor i thought you had to do 10
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 04:08 PM
Long can take my place
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:08 PM
i'm not tay but i'll try my best
Future 04-Dec-16 04:09 PM
well since we have 9 people now
we could run 2 campaigns
one of 4, and one of 5
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:10 PM
8 cst is westworld time
Future 04-Dec-16 04:11 PM
then if people dont show up in the future
we can merge the two groups back into one
to be honest 6 is the real limit for combat mechanics
8 is already extremely over doing it
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:14 PM
2 campaigns makes sense.
But that's a lot of work for you.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:15 PM
Eh honestly I wanted to learn to dm
so its not so bad
since the campaigns are identical
Seperate days would be good though hah
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:16 PM
i'm down to clown either way and splitting the players makes it a lot simpler and less chaotic
Future 04-Dec-16 04:18 PM
So one group is at 10pm cst Sunday
any recomendations for day time for the second group? (edited)
So who wants to do 10pm tonight versus another time
it might affect group composition so we should figure it out soon
@Taylor Swift @knockout @Longsaddle @Talljoe @Rejd @Hazlen @ayfi @Duhb @Burrito
Everyone here needs to pick a group, time for group 2, and class
Create a new spreadsheet and edit with others at the same time -- from your computer, phone or tablet. Get stuff done with or without an internet connection. Use Sheets to edit Excel files. Free from Google.
can use this for now
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:23 PM
I'll just play now.
But then again I wanna touch tay with my healing hands qq
Future 04-Dec-16 04:24 PM
well we arent playing now
so taylor is 10pm tonight since thats his time
ill add him
knockout 04-Dec-16 04:24 PM
@here can't make it tonight, who wants to take my place?
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Access requested on the spreadsheet.
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
i'm good for either time and I play wizard
Future 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
should be open now
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
if you need one more player let me know
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
R/O
Future 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
we could round out at 10
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
what time is it now?
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
View only.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
no i mean 10 players
hrm ok
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Dec-16 04:25 PM
ahhh ok lol
how many do we have now?
Future 04-Dec-16 04:26 PM
editted for update
9
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Dec-16 04:26 PM
ok
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:26 PM
well at least we have a good group comp
Future 04-Dec-16 04:27 PM
Each group should have a class balance which is pretty easy in 5e
I know someone wanted to do bard
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:28 PM
I just miss my 3.5 wizards ;/
Future 04-Dec-16 04:28 PM
if they dont mind healing they could be in the group opposite rejd
yeah wizards were amazing but hey no more oppurtunity attacks when casting
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:28 PM
that's nice
Future 04-Dec-16 04:29 PM
Im currently running a warlock in 5e and its pretty fun but its more like the fighter of the magic users
its no wizard
@knockout you can run in the second group that does a time to be determined
knockout 04-Dec-16 04:31 PM
🙏
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:31 PM
I keep reading and reading
And uhh
Future 04-Dec-16 04:31 PM
that actually works since no one mentioned healing in that group
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:32 PM
"Cure Wounds may look like a more powerful spell than Healing Word because it heals more--but it requires a whole action. Healing Word, on the other hand, is a bonus action, which means you can cast it and attack or cast a cantrip in the same turn, making it the more efficient choice for combat healing."
Yup, looks like I made the right choice.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:32 PM
they are both good
one is more efficient in slot usage
the other is a better rescue spell
knockout 04-Dec-16 04:32 PM
ironic that taylor isn't the bard
since taylor swift is more or less a bard
Future 04-Dec-16 04:33 PM
Taylor is an entertainer though
just never found magic in music
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bullied 1
well duhb and one are in group two by default because they want to play together I assume
and group 1 has 4 already
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:34 PM
aren't bards spellcasters in 5E?
Future 04-Dec-16 04:34 PM
they are
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:34 PM
that bothers me for reasons
Future 04-Dec-16 04:34 PM
but you can be a musician who hasnt found 'magic'
which is taylor
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:34 PM
College of Lore Bard apparently get the best cleric healing spells
Future 04-Dec-16 04:35 PM
yeah i dont like bards being spell casters
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 04:35 PM
I was reading that
they don't haver "bard" spells they justp ick and take from other classes
Future 04-Dec-16 04:35 PM
they have some bard spells
dissonating whispers
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:35 PM
@Rejd As a Cleric in the Life Domain you automatically get Cure Wounds
Future 04-Dec-16 04:35 PM
and such
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:35 PM
So you can run both.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:36 PM
also your turn ondead abuility can do a healing thing instead
i forget what they call it
but its your super power essentially
and as a life cleric you get a bonus to healing
life clerics are actually pretty op
they just forgo doing other things
but early campaign you can brawl with the best of them fighters and such dont have fancy double attacks yet
so for group one we need @Hazlen or @Burrito or @Cynthia_Dutch
@Duhb @ayfi you guys can use your crazy rolls because we have two groups now
paladin and rogue i think were their classes
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:40 PM
Oh!
So the other group can use random rolls? Damn, so torn.
Sunday night is the best time for me.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:41 PM
hah well my only reason for not was because enw players
but group 1 is looking to have the most of that
tall what were your rolls
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:41 PM
17, 16, 16, 14, 14, 13
Future 04-Dec-16 04:41 PM
yeah thats up there compared to people who didnt roll
i mean its fine
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:41 PM
yup
Future 04-Dec-16 04:42 PM
you will be a little stronger
but i was more worried about a pwoer curve with 3+ of you beign really strong and 3 of you being weak
but a little bit of carry isnt a big deal
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:42 PM
Mine's 16, 15, 15, 10, 10, 8, I think the character generator someone posted included the racial traits into that
Future 04-Dec-16 04:42 PM
that loosk right for a dwarf
not sure off the top of my head but i think you get a +1 +2 int here
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:43 PM
That would start me off with STR 14 DEX 18 CON 16 INT 14 WIS 18 CHA 13
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:43 PM
If I back off on wis/str/con probably
Future 04-Dec-16 04:43 PM
no im sorry i meant a +1 and a +2
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:44 PM
But I like the idea of a dumb drunken dwarf who just brawls and touches dudes with his healing hands.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:44 PM
i dont care what your int is
yeesh yeah i guess go for it joe
i prefer some 18s
to an 20
after racials
i dont liek the idea of a starting stat being game maxed
since leveling in 5e doesnt allow a stat past 20
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:44 PM
Right now it's STR 12 DEX 16 CON 13 INT 10 WIS 16 CHA 8
Future 04-Dec-16 04:45 PM
yeah
thats fine
the problem with maxing stats
is you have no incentive to take stats when you level
so you take feats
so a normal player would need to be level 10 to have your level 1 stats
meanwhile you have his stats + 2 feats
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:45 PM
Right.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:45 PM
but this only goes to 5
Rejd 04-Dec-16 04:45 PM
Also I still don't know why it doesn't list my chainmail and shield anywhere in the pdf
Future 04-Dec-16 04:46 PM
and those stats are decent
when you import your character to the campaign you can edit equipment and such
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:46 PM
Here, Let me reroll in roll20. Then I'll pick either the default or the new roll. The should give me something a bit more fun than default but (hopefully) not OP.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:47 PM
nah i think your rolls are fine
i was more concerned with duhb and one they had some natural 20s
and a lot of 18s
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 04:47 PM
Ahh, ok.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:47 PM
but i wasnt going to let you roll and not them
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 04:50 PM
ok im in group 1
Future 04-Dec-16 04:52 PM
ok so
group 2 is already pretty balanced it looks liek
they just need to pick a time
i forget what burrito said he was playing i think it was either a sorc or wizard?
so far rogue paladin and bard
so cynthia can play anythign in that group
Burrito 04-Dec-16 04:56 PM
I gotta be in the same group as One and Duhb, we're friends from before here.
knockout 04-Dec-16 04:56 PM
Sheet1 Player, Class, Group, Time, Player Count Taylor, Ranger, Group 1, Group 1, SUN 10pm CST, 5 Hazlen, Fighter, Group 1, Group A, TBD, 0 Longsaddle, Wizard, Group 1 Rejd, Cleric( Life), Group 1 Talljoe, Monk, Group 1 Burrito,? Duhb,? One, Paladin Cynthia,? Lindsay, Bard
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 04:56 PM
Pinned a message.
Future 04-Dec-16 04:58 PM
ok perfect
the three of you can be group 2 with lindsay and cynthia if she wants to paly
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 05:02 PM
future, do you want our sheets?
Future 04-Dec-16 05:14 PM
For the sunday group see if you can upload it here, https://app.roll20.net/join/1838068/_adCjA
For the other group I can make another game when we pick a time
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 05:15 PM
Nope, can't add or edit any of the PCs there.
Future 04-Dec-16 05:16 PM
try now the default setting for some reason is to disable player imports
😰 1
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 05:19 PM
Nope. :(
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 05:20 PM
yeah I don't see anything there about uploading a sheet
Future 04-Dec-16 05:21 PM
When you are ready to use a Character from your Vault in a new game, click the "Export to Game" link next to the Character on the main Vault page. You'll be presented with a list of eligible Games to export the Character to. Note that you can only export Characters to Games where:
I think tis some terrible process like upload to vault
export from vault?
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 05:22 PM
@Future I think you can give us each permission to edit one of the cahracters there then we can modify that sheer.
Future 04-Dec-16 05:22 PM
Rejd was looking at it the other fay
I can do that too but there should be a way to import character sheets
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 05:22 PM
I think the vaul tis only to move characters from game to gam ein Roll20. Not to import character sheets.
Future 04-Dec-16 05:23 PM
ooooo
thats fine its just very odd
that they wouldnt allow players to do it
Creating a D&D 5th edition character is something any new player needs to learn and fortunately it isn't too difficult. However, creating a D&D 5th edition character in Roll20 is whole other
In order to create a character for your Roll20 campaign, your DM first has to set up a campaign and set up initial character sheets.
I guess thats just the way it is
ok let me do that
Do we want character sheets in all journals or private
I guess the question is do you want other players able to see your sheet
Rejd 04-Dec-16 05:26 PM
Sure why not
Let everyone know I love beer
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 05:29 PM
I prefer knowing everythign and roleplaying ignorance. Some people have a hard time not metagaming, though.
I'm fine either way.
Future 04-Dec-16 05:29 PM
The character sheet is mostly a reference theres a lot of fancy stuff you can do to link tokens and sheets together but i dont intend to use a lot of that as this just a virtual table top for dnd
knowing everything works for me
so when you make your character it can aska bunch of specifics about stuff to link to a token but these are mainyl visual aids for combat im not trying to recreate an rpg gaming experience through the token interface
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 05:34 PM
I don't mind seeing other sheets
Future 04-Dec-16 05:38 PM
oh god i hate that the stats are inversed, i know thats the easiest to read and normal way to do it
im just so used to seeing it flipped
Ok every player in tonights group has a character in their journal that can be renamed and updated with a character sheet
Feel free to upload a default token or I will just assign you one from the campaign
Actually you may not see your token assignment that might be a dm thing
but if you want a custom token just send it to me and ill upload it
a token is you on the board
ayfi 04-Dec-16 06:00 PM
so group a
what time niggas
and how long are we looking at for sessions
@knockout @Duhb @Burrito
Burrito 04-Dec-16 06:01 PM
Three days straight for sessions my nigga
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 06:17 PM
the inverse stats throw me off too
but eh
the roll20 character sheets are really sparse, okay if we just put our main sheet up?
I have my full sheet on an excel macro
forgedanvil
Burrito 04-Dec-16 06:37 PM
There's no way to add items to inv from the character builder which kinda sucks
ayfi 04-Dec-16 06:42 PM
group A how bout tomorrow at 10 cst also
monday @ 10cst
?
knockout 04-Dec-16 06:46 PM
im with burrito, i think this should be an 80 consecutive hour affair
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 06:49 PM
^
dungeon crawl...no...dungeon holocaust
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 06:52 PM
OY VEY
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 06:58 PM
can my wizard be a jewish sycophant urged by gold
Burrito 04-Dec-16 06:59 PM
That's me
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:00 PM
Schlomo Rothsteinfellerburg
His nose can detect coins within a 30ft radius
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:01 PM
spell like ability or do I need to rest?
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:01 PM
you dont rest until the white race is destroyed
thats your end-game
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:01 PM
you mean palestine no
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:02 PM
can summon 1d4 +SCM syrian refugees to attack whites once per encounter
unfortunately the syrain refugees will attack party members as well
and have a 50% of exploding on death
his deity is YHWH
and his holy symbol is the gold star patch on his dress that he uses to remind his party members of the 11 gorillion
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:04 PM
I feel we've gone into a deep end here
and I like it
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:04 PM
>deep end
Kappa
Duhb 04-Dec-16 07:05 PM
haven't been on today so whats the plan
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:05 PM
@ group A
Duhb 04-Dec-16 07:05 PM
cus i work tomorrow
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:05 PM
midnight CST?
@Future can you be on @ 12cst?
tomorrow?
Rejd 04-Dec-16 07:10 PM
Pinned a message.
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:12 PM
my first pin ❤
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 07:14 PM
all jews are magical, but their magic is fueled by money, so they never use it.
Duhb 04-Dec-16 07:14 PM
yo lets play some chinese checkers
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:15 PM
craft mundane items -> notes of currency
infinite magic?
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 07:15 PM
it costs more than you get back
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:15 PM
blasted laws of themodynamics
this is jewish magic it doesn't heed to logic
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 07:21 PM
#PromoteOne
Space Ghost 04-Dec-16 07:21 PM
A jew's power is based upon their bag of jew gold around their neck. Steal the jew gold and you destroy their devil magic.
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 07:22 PM
false gold pouches
have we learned nothing from cartman
ayfi 04-Dec-16 07:28 PM
yeah #promoteme
my ego just got 10 ft higher
Future 04-Dec-16 07:37 PM
@here you can do whatever you want for your character sheet i am not going to look at them I am going to ask you to make skill checks and rolls and keep track of your experience, spells, inventory
so you can use pen and paper, d20, a digital format
i dont care
all i care about in d20 would be the essentials race, class, level
name specifically
im not going to cross reference anyones sheet for spells or attack rolls if you say something happens im going to believe it otherwise whats the point, and it would be painfully slow
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 07:39 PM
i nominate tay for the "first to cheat" award
knockout 04-Dec-16 07:43 PM
^
Future 04-Dec-16 07:54 PM
so instead of roll20 being the definitive source everyone just send me a copy of your character sheet
Rejd 04-Dec-16 07:56 PM
also fyi you can drag&drop items/spells/whatever from the compendium over to your sheet
So you don't have to copy everything over yourself and probably fuck it up like I would
Also turns out I'm encumbered with my starting gear
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 07:57 PM
are you a pussy, or did you buy one of everything?
Future 04-Dec-16 07:59 PM
dont worry about weight
unless you try to carry a ton of shit
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:00 PM
Future 04-Dec-16 08:00 PM
if its just that gear is heavy im assuming your character is generally proficient at carrying the weight of his standard equipment
but if you are trying to carry 3 sets of platemail
yeah thats heavy
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:01 PM
wtf is your str?
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:01 PM
15
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:01 PM
that seems like twice as heavy as it should be for the armor
Future 04-Dec-16 08:04 PM
also capacity
is 15 x strength
so you can easily lift that
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:04 PM
oh wait, whih system?
5e?
Future 04-Dec-16 08:04 PM
yeah
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:04 PM
5th ed SRD says 55 for chainmail
Future 04-Dec-16 08:04 PM
i just looked in the phb
carrying capacity is 15x15 for rejd
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:05 PM
So with 15 str I should be able to carry 225
Future 04-Dec-16 08:05 PM
yeah
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:06 PM
odd, just saw my sheet reload and it's not encumbered anymore.
Future 04-Dec-16 08:06 PM
your character sheet had an option to turn off weight check
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:06 PM
ooooh
Future 04-Dec-16 08:06 PM
yeah it was in edit
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:06 PM
they differentiate between chain mail and chain SHIRT
that makes more sense lol
Future 04-Dec-16 08:07 PM
ohh yeah i think chain mail is heavy armor
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 08:07 PM
I don't know enough about the game to cheat
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:07 PM
D&D worlds are a vast tapestry made up of many different cultures, each with its own technology level. For this reason, adventurers have access to a variety of armor types, ranging from leather armor to chain mail to costly plate armor, with several other kinds of armor in between. The Armor table collects the most commonly available types of armor found in the game and separates them into three categories: light armor, medium armor, and heavy armor. Many warriors supplement their armor with...
i'll quit my job if i can play a battletech character in your dnd game with a SRM4 and Ablative armor
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 08:10 PM
I want sick armor where do I get it
Future 04-Dec-16 08:10 PM
rejd search the info bar for cleric
then click spells by level
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:10 PM
kill @Rejd
Future 04-Dec-16 08:10 PM
you have acces to all level 0 and level 1
just have to decide which ones you want for the day
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:11 PM
So.. yeah?
I've only got two spell slots so those are the ones I'm using vOv
I mean I can always just swap em out
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 08:11 PM
Can I have a spell that kills all goons (edited)
Ozmiander 04-Dec-16 08:11 PM
gmach 1
you cast it and instantly die
while i cast SRM2 at everyone else
PEW PEW
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:12 PM
@Rejd Magic casting for cleric is a little confusing.
Your spell slots are the number of TIMES you can cast an particular level of spell.
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
As a cleric you can know WIS + Cleric Level spells at any time.
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
Ah okay
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
I thought clerics didnt have to prepare anymore
oh wait thats paladins
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
In addition, as a Life Cleric you get to know Bless and Cure Wounds for free (in addition to the WIS + Lvl)
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
nvm
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
So with 16 wis, that's +3.. 4 spells then vOv
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:13 PM
Yeah, you get to have 4 spells prepared + Bless & Cure Wounds.
You can only cast 2 (spell slots) before resting. (edited)
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
What does prepared even mean
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
so
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
Just that you are prepated to cast them.
Duhb 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
@knockout you available One wants to chat (edited)
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
you can "prepare" 4 spells
but you KNOW
all the spells by default
for your level
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
When you rest you decide which spells of all the cleric spells you know at any given time.
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:14 PM
unlike mages, who have to learn spells
by leveling up and reading scrolls
so you have 20 spells
but you can only cast the 4 you prepare
as a cleric
whereas paladins
can cast any of the spells
and dont have to prepare them
but they arent cast at a high level and their save DC is generally shite
sorcerers also dont prepare spells iirc
they just have slots
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:18 PM
Okay, so. I have three cantrips and then cleric level + wisdom modifier spells. What's the difference between cantrip and spell then?
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
Think of it like this. As a cleric you have a 4-disc CD changer in your ride. As a cleric you have a bunch of CDs but you can only load 4 CDs at a time. In addition, your ride also has two demo CDs that are loaded all the time.
knockout 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
@ayfi hey
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
Cantrips don't requier spells lots.
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
Cantrips are unlimited use
and do not have to be prepared
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
On the character generator I used it was seperate, yet in roll20 the cantrips are listed as spells vOv
ok
knockout 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
@ayfi just saw @Duhb note
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:19 PM
@knockout suh
knockout 04-Dec-16 08:20 PM
@ayfi 🍆
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:20 PM
@knockout 👁 👃 👁 👍
@knockout what time are you available to play
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:21 PM
Looks more in line then?
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:21 PM
looks good
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:21 PM
Although I'd like to have bless prepared
knockout 04-Dec-16 08:21 PM
@ayfi friday night est is my best, followed by saturday or sunday afternoons/evenings.
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:22 PM
aight
we could do friday nights @ 11est
/ 10cst for duhb
@Rejd i'd look up how life clerics work
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:22 PM
Bless is always prepared for you.
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:23 PM
you may get to cast bless and cw regardless
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:23 PM
oh hey cool.
Yeah it's the first time I'm playing dnd I guess
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:23 PM
yeah im pretty sure you are allowed 1 use per day for each of those
as special abilities
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:23 PM
And there's quite a bit of cross referencing when looking up rules and whatnot
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:23 PM
"Each domain has a list of spells-its domain spells-that you gain at the cleric levels noted in the domain description. Once you gain a domain spell, you always have it prepared, and it doesn't count against the number of Spells you can prepare each day." (edited)
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:24 PM
so yeah
you can cast bless and clw each once per day
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:24 PM
No.
Bless and CW are cast against spell slots.
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:25 PM
ah
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:25 PM
You're thinking of Channel Divinity effects, like Turn Undead. (edited)
ayfi 04-Dec-16 08:25 PM
Yeah
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:25 PM
Those are once per rest. (edited)
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:35 PM
Holy Symbol, Silver or Wooden A holy symbol focuses positive energy. A cleric or paladin uses it as the focus for his spells and as a tool for turning undead. Each religion has its own holy symbol. Unholy Symbols An unholy symbol is like a holy symbol except that it focuses negative energy and is used by evil clerics (or by neutral clerics who want to cast evil spells or command undead). See Also Wikipedia: List of Symbols
So I went ahead and added a star of david to my equipment.
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 08:37 PM
If you have a shield you can add the symbol to your shield so it's always available to wield. (edited)
Rejd 04-Dec-16 08:37 PM
Aight, I'll just paint a star of david on my shield then~
Future 04-Dec-16 08:39 PM
yeah spell slots is like mana
cantrips or zero level spells cost no mana
when you take a long rest your spell slots refill
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 08:53 PM
Question
Are my spells available from level 1 or
Future 04-Dec-16 08:58 PM
no rangers are a hybrid
so they get spells starting at 2 i think
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 08:58 PM
So what exactly can I do at level 1
Future 04-Dec-16 08:59 PM
you are a range and melee fighter
essentially
ayfi 04-Dec-16 09:03 PM
i think he means charm animal and shit
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 09:11 PM
charm longsaddle at will
❤
Future 04-Dec-16 09:11 PM
@Taylor Swift were you a wood elf or a half elf
half elf i think is what you mentioned
Rejd 04-Dec-16 09:12 PM
.roll 1d20>10
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 09:12 PM
🎲 => 9
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 09:13 PM
Wood
I believe
Future 04-Dec-16 09:13 PM
ok
Rejd 04-Dec-16 09:13 PM
.roll 200d2>1
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 09:13 PM
🎲 => 301 [1,2,2,1,2,2,1,1,1,1,2,1,2,1,1,1,1,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,2,2,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,1,1,2,2,1,1,2,1,2,2,2,1,2,2,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,1,1,2,2,1,2,2,2,1,2,2,1,2,2,2,1,2,2,1,2,1,1,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,2,2,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,1,2,1,1,2,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,1,2,1,2,1,1,1,2,2,1,1,2,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,2,1,1,2,2,1,1,2,1,1,2,2,2,2,2,1,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,1,1,1,2,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,2], count: 101
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 09:13 PM
I'll have to double check
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 09:22 PM
.roll 4d6d1r1
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 09:22 PM
🎲 => 11 [2,3,5,1]
Rejd 04-Dec-16 09:42 PM
.roll 10e2
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 09:43 PM
🎲 => 26 [1,1,2,1,2,2,1,2,2,1,2,1,2,1,1,2,1,1]
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 09:46 PM
Are we doing audio in Discord or Roll20. I hope Discord.
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 09:47 PM
Discord
Future 04-Dec-16 09:48 PM
discord
roll20 is just a table top
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 09:48 PM
Cool.
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 09:54 PM
Yall about ready @here
Future 04-Dec-16 09:54 PM
yeah
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 09:54 PM
i'm good to go I think
Rejd 04-Dec-16 09:54 PM
I need to swap out my star of david as holy symbol with a hindu peace symbol~
Future 04-Dec-16 09:54 PM
indeed
Rejd 04-Dec-16 09:54 PM
but can't be bothered to.
@Space Ghost
Space Ghost 04-Dec-16 09:55 PM
REEEEEEEEEE
Rejd 04-Dec-16 10:04 PM
@Hazlen get in
Future 04-Dec-16 10:05 PM
getin
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 10:10 PM
cant
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:12 PM
;/
Rejd 04-Dec-16 10:12 PM
reeeeeeee
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:12 PM
you were the fighter dogg, we trusted you
Hazlen 04-Dec-16 10:12 PM
negative
Lancek 04-Dec-16 10:25 PM
.. bimmer
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:25 PM
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:27 PM
I have a nervous tic with clearing my throat/coughing so i'll mute when not needed
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:35 PM
.roll d20
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:35 PM
Couldn't execute roll
Couldn't execute roll
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 10:35 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:35 PM
🎲 => 12
🎲 => 1
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:35 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:35 PM
🎲 => 6
🎲 => 4
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:36 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:36 PM
🎲 => 10
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 10:37 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:37 PM
🎲 => 4
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:37 PM
11 for me
Rejd 04-Dec-16 10:37 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 04-Dec-16 10:37 PM
@Rejd, Error: connect ETIMEDOUT 104.16.59.5:443
Rejd 04-Dec-16 10:37 PM
thanks bot
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 10:39 PM
i'm p.sure that's a great roll
Burrito 04-Dec-16 10:45 PM
Also the fuckin website didn't keep my character stuff, but I still have the pdf
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 11:26 PM
Tay, you're too perfect, thank yoyu
you*
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 11:43 PM
Im enjoying the obvious disparity here
Between those more novice doing wacky less orthodox things
And yall that have done this before
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 11:44 PM
I haven't played for years
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 11:44 PM
Right but like what Joe is doing isnt NEAR what I would be doing
Although my idea is much dumber
Talljoe 04-Dec-16 11:45 PM
What would you be doing?
I've never played D&D proper before, but I've played bunches of other RPGs.
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-16 11:52 PM
smugpepe
Longsaddle 04-Dec-16 11:55 PM
yeah it's been a long long time for me, 2E or 3.5 was my jam, once you get used to the game it gets a lot more fluid
everybody wang-chung tonight
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 12:24 AM
lmao
Future 05-Dec-16 12:52 AM
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 01:00 AM
Rejd 05-Dec-16 01:20 AM
I'm just like "What the fuck can I even do, what should I do"
Burrito 05-Dec-16 01:27 AM
You adventure.
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 01:28 AM
LOOK AT THAT SICK TOKEN
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 01:28 AM
lol
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 01:28 AM
THATS ME
Rejd 05-Dec-16 01:34 AM
I like tracking hp/spell uses on the token~
Prude 05-Dec-16 01:35 AM
wait so this thing y'all are using doesn't automatically calculate stuff or w/e????
fuckin gay
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 01:36 AM
Its lit
Its lit af
Rejd 05-Dec-16 01:36 AM
It probably would
if we used it properly
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 01:39 AM
yeah if we actually did a lot of work into the sheets we could automatically have a lot of stuff done
I like how Tay is basically calling future a monkey's paw
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 01:46 AM
IN the old days GM's and players used to be at war.
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 01:46 AM
Stay Noided
Rejd 05-Dec-16 02:39 AM
Friday nights, saturday nights, sunday nights, monday nights - those work for me.
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 02:40 AM
i'm a huge stupid nerd with no life so anytime ;/
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 02:41 AM
Plan the time to have your meeting or event by co-ordinating availability with all the particpants using this fuss-free online tool.
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 03:10 AM
Dropped Frames | !freesub !patreon !liveshow | w/ @CohhCarnage @Ezekiel_III @EGiNcontroL @itmeJP
Future 05-Dec-16 03:11 AM
Voice actor Matthew Mercer leads a group of fellow voice actors on epic Dungeons & Dragons campaigns. These familiar voices bring the audience into the full
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 03:12 AM
One-shot options: Apocalypse World - Sexy, freaky end-of-the-world Monsterhearts - Sexy teenage monster angst (think Buffy, Twilight, etc) Spirit of '77 - Sexy 70s TV (Knight Rider, Dukes of Hazard, Kung Fu) Urban Shadows - Dark urban supernatural (i.e. The Dresden Files, Angel, Supernatural) (edited)
Peaches 05-Dec-16 12:31 PM
Do we have any limitations and what level are we starting at etc?
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 12:49 PM
We all started with fresh characters at level 1
Peaches 05-Dec-16 01:25 PM
ok
think I will have a half orc druid
at least that's what I am looking at right now
Rejd 05-Dec-16 02:20 PM
Hey @Future, are there any accuracy penalties when aiming for the weapon hand of a bad duder in dnd?
Otherwise I feel like that's the way to go
Cripple a dude so he can't attack with his sword or w/e
Future 05-Dec-16 02:26 PM
I didn't because there is no real rule for aiming area damage
But if there is anpay off in terms of mechanics maybe it could become a thing like rolling at a disadvantage if you are in combat
Haven't put much thought into it
Peaches 05-Dec-16 02:29 PM
So what about a half orc druid with a sickle/throwing darts and s penchant for setting things in fire
Also good with herbs and shit of course
Does that fit into game plans well enough? I need some help with refinement since I have played this in about a decade
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 02:30 PM
In Pathfinder those are called shots.
Peaches 05-Dec-16 02:31 PM
Also what time y'all playing. I'm thinking of running to town and picking up a new sketch book and a couple other things
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 02:32 PM
There's a group playing tonight
TrapBot BOT 05-Dec-16 02:32 PM
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 02:32 PM
Or that
Future 05-Dec-16 02:40 PM
Not sure if ts tonight or not
Probs not haven't heard anything and would need to prep it import character sheets and all that
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 02:42 PM
@Burrito @Duhb @ayfi @knockout
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 02:42 PM
I thought aimed shots were taken out of DND a few years ago becase the monsters would destroy you near instantly
knockout 05-Dec-16 03:20 PM
ayy doggo my availability is in the sheet
although im probably not available this week entirely as im preparing for a brown belt rank test on sunday
oh it's not
in the sheet
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:23 PM
I know I've posted/showed interest, but I will deffo not have time to be playing until TYOOL twenty seventeen, I am looking forward to the writeups I'm expecting after every session
knockout 05-Dec-16 03:24 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch play
ayfi 05-Dec-16 03:25 PM
im available like whenevr tbh as long as its past 11pm
ill be on leave from work soon
so i can play whenever after that
we should make @c0rndog play too
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Dec-16 03:27 PM
ok
knockout 05-Dec-16 03:32 PM
ty
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 03:34 PM
as long as I roll equal to or above a 1 I dont have to give a shit about your basement games
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 05-Dec-16 03:34 PM
🎲 => 15
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 03:34 PM
oh look at that
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:34 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 05-Dec-16 03:34 PM
🎲 => 1
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
nat 1 means im gay
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
Corndog
As a general basement hater
DND is lit
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
roll to kiss tay
.roll 1d20
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
You dont have to be all I GRAB MY WIZARD HAT AND ROBES about it
TrapBot BOT 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
🎲 => 16
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
pucker up, butter cup
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
joe gets to tongue tay
you heard it here folks
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
Real Tay or Dan Tay
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 03:35 PM
both
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:36 PM
there's a difference?
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 03:36 PM
smugpepe
smugpepe 3
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 03:36 PM
one has lush gold blonde locks the other is a famous pop singer
Future 05-Dec-16 03:38 PM
Hell yeah @Longsaddle I think your hp might be wrong as a wizard you get your full hit die at level 1 not a roll of it + con
Also yeah aimed shots were taken out
But the group was using it in context of skeletons that made sense since they break apart
But it doesn't really matter if they want to go with it and it's fun I don't care
Taylor Swift 05-Dec-16 03:41 PM
Im actually a brunette
hth
Hazlen 05-Dec-16 03:42 PM
sadtay
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:42 PM
Honestly, how hard would it be for the real Taylor swift to pay some audio engineer for some voice changing software and a goon to pose on camera during a livestream?
Hazlen 05-Dec-16 03:42 PM
rolling for a beej from the real taylor swift
.roll 1d1
TrapBot BOT 05-Dec-16 03:42 PM
🎲 => 1
Hazlen 05-Dec-16 03:42 PM
Hell Yeah
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:43 PM
% chance of me having sex ever again
.roll 1d100
TrapBot BOT 05-Dec-16 03:43 PM
🎲 => 57
Joe 05-Dec-16 03:43 PM
eh
🤷🏿
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 03:48 PM
I do actually only have 5hp
my con is 8
and my hit die is 6
Future 05-Dec-16 03:56 PM
Oh yup that'll do it
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 04:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI3N4Qg-JZM make sure you balance your d20, nerds (edited)
Rejd 05-Dec-16 04:39 PM
curResult = Math.floor((Math.random() * numSides) + 1);
Here's my balance
Now you go figure out if JS's PRNG is perfectly random
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 04:41 PM
fuck man I dont know anything you just said
but it offends me
Hazlen 05-Dec-16 04:43 PM
It won't be perfectly random, surely?
Rejd 05-Dec-16 04:43 PM
Hazlen 05-Dec-16 04:47 PM
💁🏼
c0rndog 05-Dec-16 05:04 PM
what does return 4; do there
like its been 2 years since I took C++
Hazlen 05-Dec-16 05:05 PM
it gives you a totally fair and random dice roll.
Future 05-Dec-16 05:08 PM
yeah cant you read the comments
Talljoe 05-Dec-16 05:13 PM
5hp?!
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 06:17 PM
yessir
I rolled my character
8 con ;/
ayfi 05-Dec-16 06:17 PM
reroll then ya pussy
reroll until 90+ totall roll
proceed to 1 hit everything
Longsaddle 05-Dec-16 08:07 PM
that's jewish pussy
i'll thank you very much
Ass-Haggis 06-Dec-16 06:20 PM
yee
i'll do fight yeah
Hazlen 06-Dec-16 06:20 PM
black101
Longsaddle 06-Dec-16 06:47 PM
stare
Ozmiander 06-Dec-16 07:04 PM
if i get fired or walkout like the shtity person i am before the next game, i'll join
Longsaddle 06-Dec-16 08:08 PM
that's the spirit
Future 07-Dec-16 12:23 AM
hell yeah
Future 07-Dec-16 05:00 AM
well if this adventure arc goes well i can expand it out to a general homebrew of the sword coast setting to continue it anyway been busy with work stuff will set up the http://whenisgood.net/ link soon (tomorrow)
Plan the time to have your meeting or event by co-ordinating availability with all the particpants using this fuss-free online tool.
was just looking at the sword coast suppliment stuff
Talljoe 07-Dec-16 01:31 PM
@Future Are we adventuring tonight? (edited)
Rejd 07-Dec-16 02:41 PM
We'd have to start like right now then
Future 07-Dec-16 03:16 PM
Oh shit then no I don't get off work til 8pm pst
Rejd has school life 3 days a week
Or 4
Or aomehong
Talljoe 07-Dec-16 03:54 PM
That's cool, just needed to know if my tonight was free.
Joe 07-Dec-16 04:21 PM
what is aeomhong in english
Future 07-Dec-16 04:22 PM
I'm not sure Siri said it not me
But she owns so whatever sometimes she autocorrects my words to gay and im like yup
Taylor Swift 07-Dec-16 05:22 PM
psure we agreed to Saturday and Sunday nights
Joe 07-Dec-16 05:22 PM
i can maybe do an npc or drop in role
maybe as a troll under a bridge or a sadistic baker
also you gotta use WeedGoku420 for atmospherics
otherwise you are just plain darn doing it wrong
Duhb 09-Dec-16 03:02 PM
yo we gonna play
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 01:43 PM
@Future @Longsaddle @Talljoe We fuckin' tonight
@Ass-Haggis says he wants in btw
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 01:44 PM
oh okay, I thought it was sunday
i'm still down to clown I think
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 01:44 PM
I think we said Saturday and Sunday nights
Oh and @Rejd
Future 10-Dec-16 01:50 PM
We can do both or Sunday and yeah ass isntotal in
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 02:09 PM
@Taylor Swift @Future What time? (edited)
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 02:10 PM
8CST?
Future 10-Dec-16 02:11 PM
Hrm I wouldn't be able to til late tonight
I've got to run errands and stuff and 8 is 6 my time
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 02:11 PM
10?
Future 10-Dec-16 02:11 PM
10 works
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 03:18 PM
10 works.
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 04:48 PM
should be fine
Future 10-Dec-16 08:49 PM
Gonna do some prepping
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:06 PM
Doomsday prepping?
I left my phb at home. smith
Ozmiander 10-Dec-16 09:08 PM
i got my B.O.B in the car along with five guns and a pallet of ammo
i'm set
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:10 PM
Ironically, I do have my "fuck off" bag with me as I left it in an exposed closet when checking in AirBnb guests.
Future 10-Dec-16 09:45 PM
@Rejd you good to dnd tonight?
@Ass-Haggis do you want to join in on this murder hobo expedition
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:46 PM
To be fair, I'm pretty sure we've only killed people that have attacked us first. Maybe we were trespassing, and maybe we killed someone that was tied up and not a threat. But they all initiated violence first.
Future 10-Dec-16 09:48 PM
true this isnt a murder hobo expedition yet
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 09:48 PM
Look
Aaron Goldstein had it coming
Future 10-Dec-16 09:49 PM
but i set the bar
i need to find my dice to find out if you guys make it through the night
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:50 PM
.roll 1d100
TrapBot BOT 10-Dec-16 09:50 PM
🎲 => 38
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:50 PM
We do
Future 10-Dec-16 09:50 PM
Ill use that roll
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:50 PM
oh shit
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 09:51 PM
Man Im hype af
Big day
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 10:03 PM
@Longsaddle lets go Im ready to ball
@Ass-Haggis
Ozmiander 10-Dec-16 10:33 PM
HYPE HYPE
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 10:33 PM
No hype, just waiting.
Future 10-Dec-16 10:56 PM
ree
ree 2
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 10:58 PM
Goons
Talljoe 10-Dec-16 11:00 PM
TPK!!!
Future 10-Dec-16 11:20 PM
Future 10-Dec-16 11:29 PM
angel
Ozmiander 10-Dec-16 11:36 PM
did you guys wipe
please say yes
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 11:52 PM
woah, i'm sorry, I haven't been feeling amazing and kind of drifted off
have we played much or?
if so i'll have ot join next time, again I apologize
Future 10-Dec-16 11:55 PM
no we are just doing a one off
for appoc world
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 11:56 PM
I have no idea what that even is
Future 10-Dec-16 11:56 PM
same
only talljoe knows
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 11:56 PM
when are we continuing our campaign(if ever)
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 11:56 PM
Tomorrow night
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 11:56 PM
oh swell
i'll put a reminder on and everything
Taylor Swift 10-Dec-16 11:57 PM
Yeah henceforth though
We are aiming for Saturday nights too
Im too spoergy to contain this to one night
Longsaddle 10-Dec-16 11:58 PM
that's cool, I just kind of took an old man nap and didn't even think about it
Ozmiander 11-Dec-16 12:11 AM
man
if i had known it was a one shot, i woulda joined in
i'm sad
Future 11-Dec-16 12:20 AM
GET IN
we literally havent started
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 12:21 AM
isn't that going to make shit take forever with creation?
Future 11-Dec-16 12:21 AM
gmach
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 12:22 AM
i'll play if you guys are cool
;/
I thought you were super into the game
Future 11-Dec-16 12:28 AM
the link is in chat
oz is making his dude
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 12:29 AM
i've never played this game so i'm kinda just meandering
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 12:47 AM
does Canada not = wisconsin?
..After returning from a chigger-infested area, launder the field clothes in soapy, hot water (125°F.) ....As soon as possible, take a good hot bath or shower and soap repeatedly
Future 11-Dec-16 12:50 AM
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Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 12:55 AM
it is so much worse in picture than anything I could ever imagine
what is this hell
Miller beers Miller Genuine Draft Miller Lite: A pilsner type light beer. It is 4.2% ABV (4% in Canada). Everything is worse in Canada ;/
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 01:01 AM
what is this funeral car
oh great, guards, we're well prepared to take them to their funerals
I nominate lovin' spoonful summer in the city
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 01:13 AM
"instead of mana it's heroin" - Taylor Swift 2016
Future 11-Dec-16 01:42 AM
SECOND ONE
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 01:46 AM
alt+f4?
;/
I laughed ;/
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 02:32 AM
Be the Mulder to my Scully 😍
Future 11-Dec-16 02:32 AM
Did it
Im that
literally the first picture
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 02:33 AM
👼
Prude 11-Dec-16 02:33 AM
quit yer bitchin' chigger (edited)
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 02:38 AM
please don't tie him up then drown this one
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 02:51 AM
No promises
Future 11-Dec-16 02:55 AM
this is going to be the last name list for generating all my npcs for now on
Mike Campbell
The etymology and history of surnames.
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 03:00 AM
BIEBER German, Jewish From Middle High German biber "beaver", possibly a nickname for a hard worker.
Hazlen 11-Dec-16 12:22 PM
How come everyone was ignoring me when I was asking about where yall were reading the character setup stuff in the beginning
I was gonna play with you until I realized yall autistic as fuck.
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 12:23 PM
I didnt hear you say anything
Hazlen 11-Dec-16 12:23 PM
I said it 3 times
did nobody wonder why I left? cause yall ignored me when I was asking questions.
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 12:25 PM
Yeah we were very confused
We just assumed you werent interested
Thats our bad, guy
We're def going to do more one-shots so
Ozmiander 11-Dec-16 05:48 PM
next time we'll start earlier so lics doesn't go past her bed time 😛
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 08:19 PM
fuck I think we were all really tired
even tay killed himself to go to bed
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 08:25 PM
gmach
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 08:27 PM
Yeah, I started losing story-telling steam towards the end.
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 08:33 PM
happens to the best of us
Future 11-Dec-16 09:04 PM
@Talljoe @Taylor Swift @Rejd @Longsaddle Decide on what you want for level two
We are going to level up before continuing tonight
Then we can continue the bloody crucible known as intro to dnd
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:05 PM
What do you mean
Future 11-Dec-16 09:06 PM
We are starting tonight as level 2 adventurers
So you get spell casting and a fighting style
im pretty sure for fighting style you want archery
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:07 PM
Yes
Future 11-Dec-16 09:07 PM
but pick two spells from the ranger spell list found here:
1st Level Alarm, Animal Friendship, Cure Wounds, Detect Magic, Detect Poison and Disease, Ensnaring Strike, Fog Cloud, Goodberry, Hail of Thorns, Hunter's Mark, Jump, Longstrider, Speak with Animals 2nd Level Animal Messenger, Barkskin, Beast Sense, Cordon of Arrows, Darkvision, Find Traps, Lesser Restoration, Locate Animals or Plants, Locate Object, Pass without Trace, Protection from Poison, Silence, Spike Growth
Lots of good chouces
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:08 PM
From 1st or 2nd?
Future 11-Dec-16 09:08 PM
1st
2 1st level spells
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:09 PM
Speak with Animals
Future 11-Dec-16 09:09 PM
1st-level divination (ritual)
ok
ritual spells are special
you can take 10 minutes to cast it and it doesnt use up one of your daily spell slots
meaning if you have the time you can use it as often as you need to
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:10 PM
Dang
Theyre all so good
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:11 PM
Yeah, Cure Wounds, Hail of Thorns, Hunter's Mark
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:11 PM
Im torn between Hunters Mark and Cure Wounds
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:12 PM
Ensnaring Strike!
Future 11-Dec-16 09:12 PM
Yeah they are both super good
Duration: Concentration, up to 1 hour
Concentration means you lose the spell if you lose focus
which would mean when you get hit and take damage you have to roll to maintain concentration
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:13 PM
Ok
Cure Wounds then
Future 11-Dec-16 09:13 PM
ok
having two characters with healing is really really a good idea
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:13 PM
Future, can you look up what I get when I multi-class with Rogue? I think I get everything except some skill proficiencies.
Future 11-Dec-16 09:13 PM
at a minimum its an oh shit card
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:14 PM
Like do I get expertise on 2 skills?
Future 11-Dec-16 09:14 PM
i think so i dont think there is a disadvantage
looking now
the disadvantage is usualyl the oppurtunity cost
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:15 PM
THere's a table in the PHB.
Around page 184, I think.
Future 11-Dec-16 09:15 PM
in the case of melee also the hp die but thats more for fighters and barbarians and other high hp types
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:15 PM
Yeah, Rogue and Monk have same hit die.
Future 11-Dec-16 09:16 PM
do you have dex 13?
(im sure)
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:16 PM
Better than.
Ues.
Yes
18, I htink.
Future 11-Dec-16 09:16 PM
ok i see the table
you get thieves tools + 1 more skill proficiency from the class list
also as part of rogue level 1 you get expertise
choose 2 skills or a thieves tool + 1 to be an an expert it
and your prof bonus is doubled on those skill checks
so prof * 2 + stat modifier
rejd is easy he gets a spell slot + channel divinity
Future 11-Dec-16 09:33 PM
@Longsaddle your character sheet should have two more skill proficiencies you get two for class and two for background
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:48 PM
@Future I now have passive perception 18
Future 11-Dec-16 09:48 PM
ok
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:49 PM
Scale your skill checks accordingly. ;)
Future 11-Dec-16 09:49 PM
lol
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:49 PM
+2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +2 +4 +2
I roll hit die to increase my HP, right?
Future 11-Dec-16 09:50 PM
yeah you can take half rounded up + con or roll it in roll20 after we start so we can all laugh when you roll a one
Talljoe 11-Dec-16 09:51 PM
Ok, I'm going to roll all the ones out first. These don't count.
Taylor Swift 11-Dec-16 09:53 PM
@here Get your dicks in order
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 10:01 PM
what's the roll20
invite link
Future 11-Dec-16 10:02 PM
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 10:02 PM
kk I just need to go to the bathroom
sexy
@Future Sorry about that i'm using a excel character sheet as well as the one on roll20 forgot to update it, done now
Future 11-Dec-16 10:10 PM
np mostly just wanted to make sure you had enough skills as long as you know
Longsaddle 11-Dec-16 10:13 PM
I thought we only had 150xp, give me a second to level up if that's not the case
@Future I cannot remember for the life of me, feats at level 2?
kk
I don't have thr PHB in front of me and it's been years, how many lvl 2 spells do I get now?
oh none..
Future 12-Dec-16 01:22 AM
Future 12-Dec-16 02:04 AM
Longsaddle 12-Dec-16 02:06 AM
thanks guys, I need to putter about somewhere else
❤
Future 12-Dec-16 02:16 AM
Talljoe 12-Dec-16 02:29 AM
AnyDice is an advanced dice probability calculator, available online. It is created with roleplaying games in mind.
Future 12-Dec-16 02:35 AM
Channel Divinity: Preserve Life Starting at 2nd level, you can use your Channel Divinity to heal the badly injured. As an action, you present your holy Symbol and evoke Healing energy that can restore a number of hit points equal to five times your cleric level. Choose any creatures within 30 feet of you, and divide those hit points among them. This feature can restore a creature to no more than half of its hit point maximum. You can’t use this feature on an Undead or a construct.
Blessed Healer Beginning at 6th level, the Healing Spells you cast on others heal you as well. When you Cast a Spell of 1st level or higher that restores hit points to a creature other than you, you regain hit points equal to 2 + the spell’s level.
Blessed healer kind of goes with the fighter hybrid approach
Talljoe 12-Dec-16 02:36 AM
Also Fighter makes sense narratively, you've been up in people's shit.
Future 12-Dec-16 02:36 AM
yeah
Supreme Healing Starting at 17th level, when you would normally roll one or more dice to restore hit points with a spell, you instead use the highest number possible for each die. For example, instead of restoring 2d6 hit points to a creature, you restore 12.
Talljoe 12-Dec-16 02:37 AM
Damn, preserve life would have been useful when we were beat to shit.
Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 03:08 AM
How much of a whore is Tay's char in this gane
Game
Rejd 12-Dec-16 03:15 AM
Talljoe 12-Dec-16 03:15 AM
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Rejd 12-Dec-16 03:33 AM
Combine Thaumaturgy with Minor Illusion. Minor Illusion = Used to create a beat-boxing sound Thaumaturgy = Used to project your voice so that everyone can hear your mad lyrics
Rejd 12-Dec-16 03:42 AM
lardminion777 : oh wow taylor swift plays dnd????
Talljoe 12-Dec-16 11:18 PM
Talljoe 12-Dec-16 11:41 PM
@Future What do you think?
Prude 13-Dec-16 12:50 AM
good map
Future 13-Dec-16 02:13 AM
oh shit yeah
Ozmiander 13-Dec-16 03:12 AM
I'm from monster town
Future 13-Dec-16 03:16 AM
im from volcano gods are dicks
TEKNOIR 13-Dec-16 08:50 AM
It's turn based so I guess this can go here. http://www.callofwar.com/play.php?uid=4654728&gameID=1734969 started a game for us. Pass is FuckGoons.
Tank battles, naval warfare, air combat. Command your troops, research secret weapons, and conquer your enemies in this grand strategy online game. Are you ready to rewrite history?
Joe 13-Dec-16 09:12 AM
"Hills of the Hillfolk"
knockout 13-Dec-16 09:12 AM
more like Holes of the Homofolk
Ozmiander 13-Dec-16 09:14 AM
I now have Tuesdays and Friday nights off I guess
Ozmiander 13-Dec-16 07:37 PM
i want to be a kobold fighter
Prude 13-Dec-16 11:35 PM
can i roll a nigger stomper?
Ozmiander 13-Dec-16 11:49 PM
wow prude
Longsaddle 14-Dec-16 02:25 AM
prude you don't even need to ask ;/
holy shit i'm a babby poopsocker now?!
Taylor Swift 14-Dec-16 02:26 AM
Yeah I upgraded Talljoe and you
Longsaddle 14-Dec-16 02:26 AM
awww
best christmas ever
Taylor Swift 14-Dec-16 02:26 AM
Green is bitch rank hth
Pink is where the real BMW Metagame begins
Longsaddle 14-Dec-16 02:26 AM
do I need to give someone 150 for an audit
cause i'll do it
Talljoe 14-Dec-16 02:48 AM
Me pink?
Oh boy! Thank you!
Prude 14-Dec-16 02:49 AM
christmas came early for y'all
Talljoe 14-Dec-16 04:37 AM
Damn it is it Saturday yet?
ashy™ 14-Dec-16 04:51 AM
wow looks like Taylor had an extra wine cooler and got trigger happy with the promotions
don't worry, G-mach and I will be here to keep you down
smugpepe 2
Future 14-Dec-16 05:43 AM
Thank god I haven't heard the voice of reason in here in a while
ashy™ 14-Dec-16 05:53 AM
.. g-mach
TrapBot BOT 14-Dec-16 05:53 AM
Taylor Swift 14-Dec-16 11:42 AM
Implying Gmach could ever bring himself to stop shitposting long enough
smugpepe
Future 17-Dec-16 05:18 AM
@Taylor Swift @Rejd @Talljoe @Longsaddle Cant do dnd saturday night have irl stuff going on but im still good for sunday
Talljoe 17-Dec-16 05:26 AM
Ono!
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 12:01 PM
We can do a one shot
Longsaddle 17-Dec-16 01:00 PM
^
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 01:03 PM
Too bad Oz is mid-tism atm
Prude 17-Dec-16 01:06 PM
i mean oz was sort of being antagonized in his defense
just sayin'
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 01:07 PM
Right but point is hes not around and he was lit during the last one shot
Longsaddle 17-Dec-16 02:50 PM
what happened? I barely pay attention at the best of times
Future 17-Dec-16 03:02 PM
Second what prude said
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 03:03 PM
Its half and half
He starts something, someone feeds it, everyone takes it too far
Point is, lets do a One Shot tonight
Future 17-Dec-16 03:04 PM
Hell Yeah
Team dnd is baking cookies down stairs
Thank god I slept in til 1 instead of saying hi
It's only fitting since inroleplay a warlock that hates them
Poor guy started out bright eyed and bushy tail chaotic good noble that ran away from home
Got killed in the night by some collapsed roofing and made a pact with a devil
The devil makes him do things that the group doesn't want to do and it slowly has been pushing him to evil
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 03:09 PM
getin
Future 17-Dec-16 03:10 PM
The dm loves it we were in a boss fight and the boss had 4 teiflingd tethered to him that wouldnlife share his damage
And so they were trying to sever the bonds and save them and I was just attacking the boss and they were like your killing the slaves and before I said anything the dm was like if he had a spell slot for fireball he would drop it on you the boss and the slaves
And I looked at my sheet and was like actually yes
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 03:12 PM
🔥
This looks cool
We should do it after our main campaign is over
Oh shit theres Lovecraft campaigns!?!
Why are we not doing that!
Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:13 PM
There's wh40k campaigns
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 04:16 PM
Ok gmach
Talljoe 17-Dec-16 04:33 PM
Any plans for a one-shot? (edited)
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-16 04:34 PM
I was going to leave the planning to @Longsaddle, hes the master
Future 17-Dec-16 05:08 PM
I was going to do some@lovecraft stuff I think at the very least a one shot
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 12:29 AM
woah I just woke up, I have never DMed once in my life ;/
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 12:45 AM
Didnt you Dm our one shot last week?
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 12:49 AM
no sir
i've never even played that game before
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 12:51 AM
Who the hellwas our DM?
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 12:59 AM
I honestly don't remember
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 01:11 AM
It was I, Talljoe the Memorable
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 01:15 AM
Yeah i totally knew that
Future 18-Dec-16 02:38 AM
the problem is long and tall are basically the same thing
so its just joe and saddle
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 03:52 AM
It is fucking cold as fuck outside.
Prude 18-Dec-16 03:56 AM
helllll yeah it is
even by our standards here in socal
it's been in the 30's around here at night
Rejd 18-Dec-16 06:13 AM
Longjoe~
Prude 18-Dec-16 06:19 AM
maybe we could just get one to go w/ some kind, oh, I dunno...
Joe... Joe?
Maybe a type of uhhhhh
"Jojo" if you will?
Rejd 18-Dec-16 07:14 AM
Been looking a bit at weapon options and what i can use
I think I'd like to go get a large battleaxe
2d6 damage :3
And it's still a one handed weapon
And then I guess keep the warhammer as backup for spooky scary skeletons
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 07:32 AM
Problem with the battelaxe is that it is a martial weapon and I don't think you have proficiency with martial weapons.
So you'll lose your +2 on attack rolls.
Although I guess you're not proficient with a warhammer, either.
And also, there aren't large battleaxen in 5e, only 3.5. :)
Rejd 18-Dec-16 07:45 AM
I do
Dwarven Combat Training. You have proficiency with the battleaxe, handaxe, light hammer, and warhammer.
Also I just noticed I can apparently 2h my warhammer for 1d10
but eh
giving up my shield for a possible +2 dmg on a perfect roll
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 07:53 AM
Oh, right. Dwarves and shit. Forgot about that.
Rejd 18-Dec-16 07:54 AM
Might still have to go check the blacksmith for splint armor
Apparently 200gp
And I could trade in my chain mail for 75gp
Also charger sounds nice as feat
When you use your action to Dash, you can use a bonus action to make one melee weapon attack or to shove a creature. If you move at least 10 feet in a straight line immediately before taking this bonus action, you either gain a +5 bonus to the attack’s damage roll (if you chose to make a melee attack and hit) or push the target up to 10 feet away from you (if you chose to shove and you succeed).
Rejd 18-Dec-16 08:19 AM
This one requires a little explanation. In my first campaign, we ported the item "The Grog of Substantial Whimsy" over from 3.5 to 5e and the Cleric gained the ability to summon the undead every time he started a fire. There was a running gag in the campaign that the Barbarian's mother had slept with a lot of men. We eventually decided that she was the Goddess of Whores and Marriage, sort of an evil version of Hera, but I digress. So, my party had gone to this town named Kithyr, huge coastal metropolis, blah blah blah. The Cleric and the Barbarian both went into the Salty Spitoon, a favorite tavern of the sailors, and the Barbarian asked me if he could find out how many of the men there had slept with his mother, so naturally, I rolled a d100 and told him sure, go ahead and ask. You know what I rolled? 100. They razed the place. They boarded up the place and razed it. No one escaped. The worst part? The Cleric was the one who set the fire. Massive hordes of the undead began to overrun the city, leaving the Fighter and the Rogue/Warlock to hold them off (they were level 15 at this point, so it ended up being okay). The worst part? They didn't even feel sorry until the law got involved.
Rejd 18-Dec-16 08:33 AM
A target with half cover has a +2 bonus to AC and Dexterity saving throws. A target has half cover if an obstacle blocks at least half of its body. The obstacle might be a low wall, a large piece of furniture, a narrow tree trunk, or a creature, whether that creature is an enemy or a friend.
Next time you snipe someone in the back with an arrow past me
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:42 AM
War caster is a pretty cool feat, too.
Joe 18-Dec-16 08:42 AM
I'm not doing college stuff fo rlike amonth during winter break
Are there any specific role holes that need to be filled with Joe's Character? (edited)
It seems you guys already have the healer/fighter/etc setup down
Because I was thinking of roleplaying Sloth from goonies, but a fighter
Joe 18-Dec-16 09:01 AM
Also if anyone wants any of the following, send me a private message - Basic Rules (DM) - Dungeon Masters Guide - Elemental Evil: Player's Companion - Errata - Monster Manual - Players Handbook - Unearthed Arcana (Battlesystem, Eberron, Modern Magic, Psionics, Variant Rules; all of the items listed and seperated by commas are seperate books) - Some fancy character sheets
I will give you a link to download it
I obviously won't be giving players Dungeon Master stuff
Rejd 18-Dec-16 09:23 AM
I just google w/e I need to know about
Joe 18-Dec-16 09:24 AM
🤷🏿 I'm autistic and need the ~real~ books. All the info is deffo out there and 90% of the fun doesn't come from the book
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 01:41 PM
What time are we starting? 10Central again?
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 01:44 PM
Yeah
Future 18-Dec-16 05:35 PM
yeah
we do need a fighter
Rejd 18-Dec-16 05:48 PM
ok no fighter dipping for me
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:06 PM
I mean
Perfect oppurtunity for a new guy to jump in
@everyone
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:07 PM
is this DnD?
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
Yeah
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
im potentially interesting in joining
Rejd 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
lost mines of phallus something
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
ive never played before though
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
DnD
is it free?
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
Yes
Rejd 18-Dec-16 06:08 PM
you literally make up almost everything about it as you go
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:09 PM
how do i get in on this
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:09 PM
Sign up on roll20.net
And be on Discord @ 10CST
@Future Can walk you through the character creation
Rej can too probably
Or Joe or Saddle
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:11 PM
ok i made an account
where the hell did it pull my profile picture from wat
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:11 PM
Gravatar maybe?
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:11 PM
i didnt set this
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:11 PM
Its Gravatar
You probably set it a long time ago
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:12 PM
ah
ok my display name is Toshinon
can i be a loli rogue
Joe 18-Dec-16 06:19 PM
I can't play tonight
I'm seeing the Nutcracker in Houston with my family ree
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:20 PM
Id really like
To set Saturday night as a thing
But different
Mayeb one shot night
maybe campaign with a different group and DM
I feel llike one shots are much better ways to get people involved
Hori 18-Dec-16 06:23 PM
which edition are we playing?
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 06:41 PM
5
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 07:53 PM
Succ, my monk is very rogue-like so a straight up rogue may clash more than a fighter.
Hori 18-Dec-16 07:55 PM
gay
well i dont want to be some dumb fighter
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 07:57 PM
Rogue wouldnt be awful, but you dont haveto be a fighter either
Just having another person would make things easier
Hori 18-Dec-16 07:58 PM
what do we currently have?
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 07:58 PM
Im a hunter, Rej is a cleric, Talljoe is a monk, Longsaddle is some sort of caster
ranger8
Hori 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
hmm ok
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
Saddle is a bard I think
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
Longsaddle is a wizard, iirc.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
Could have sworn we had a bard
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
I'm rogue-like and can do a bit of damage, but I'm not very tanky (yet).
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
A warlock would be lit
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 07:59 PM
You're our Bard, Taylor.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:00 PM
Im a ranger though
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:00 PM
Fighter, Paladin, or Warlock. But realy Fighter or paladin.
Or Barbarian.
Barbarian would be lit, d12 hit die. Raging all the time.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:00 PM
Be a loli barbarian
75lbs of little girl fury
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:01 PM
shit a loli barb would be hype but i feel like i would be at a disadvantage as a loli
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:01 PM
I mean, thats just flavor stuff
Your stats wouldnt be different
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:02 PM
Dragonborn.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:02 PM
lmao
im loli dragonborn i look 12 but im actually 500
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:02 PM
negative
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:04 PM
"Young dragonborn grow quckly. They walk hours after hatching, attain the size and development ofa 10-year-old human child by the age of 3, and reach adulthood by 15. They live to be around 80."
So a little in reverse, you are 12 but look 20, but I'm sure we could play it differently.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:04 PM
Like I said
Most of that is flavor anyways
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:04 PM
im gonna look through the stuff
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:04 PM
Yeah tahts the perkls of DND
Other than stats, everything is just made up
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:05 PM
looking at the compendium on the roll20 site atm
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:05 PM
Well, kind of. There is millenia of history that neckbeards will ge tupset about.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:05 PM
i dont care about those neckbeards tho
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:06 PM
Neither do I, just pointing it out.
Taylor streams the campaign so a Twitch-warrior might go after your children.
Dude, be a fucking dragonborn. You get a breath weapon.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:07 PM
Youre only making him want it more
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:08 PM
You vomit out poison in a 15 ft cone then then giggle and say "Yatta!"
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:08 PM
With the pissing people off
If I can make a Goony Goon Manbearded child reeeeeeeeee on Twitch
Ill have made my week
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:08 PM
lmao
Dragonborn are taller and heavier than humans, standing well over 6 feet tall and averaging almost 250 pounds. Your size is Medium.
yeah this but im actually 3 feet tall and 74 lbs
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:10 PM
See if you can find a premade Dragonborn character sheet
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:11 PM
I can build one for you.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:11 PM
And then you can fill in the bio and appearance
Like theres mine
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:16 PM
im dragonborn but i only have little dragon horns on my head and a tail ok
yeah i guess i need to join the game or whatever to use the sites character sheet?
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:17 PM
Yeah
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:18 PM
just says not authorized when i click that
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 08:18 PM
Maybe since it already started
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:22 PM
Future will need to invite you and create a character sheet that you can fill out.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:22 PM
ok
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:22 PM
In the meantime here's a build you can use if you want.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:23 PM
is that just the bases from what the class and race give?
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:23 PM
More or less. I made a couple of choices for you.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:25 PM
eh good enough for me i guess
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:25 PM
As a dragonborn you get to choose a Draconic Ancestry, basically what kind of dragon you are.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:25 PM
yeah i read htat
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:26 PM
Do you know which you'd like?
You et a breath weapon with also gives you resistance to that damage type.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:26 PM
does the damage type/resistance im getting really matter all that much?
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:27 PM
A bit.
Fire is the most common damage type, so resistance to that might be good.
Ithink Poison or Lightning would be hella flavor for your loli.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:27 PM
hmmm
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:27 PM
Maybe acie.
We haven't really encountered any special damage types yet so I don't know what this world is like.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:28 PM
clearly if im a tsundere loli i should go with cold
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:28 PM
Dope.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:28 PM
so silver i guess
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:35 PM
I also used the standard points distribution. If you're feeling saucy you can .roll 4d6 six times and distribute the points. You'll probably end up with better scores, but might end up with worse.
.roll 4d6
TrapBot BOT 18-Dec-16 08:35 PM
🎲 => 9 [2,4,2,1]
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:36 PM
so would that 9 there be one of my stat values then?
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:38 PM
right.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:38 PM
what if i get all sub 10s lmao
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:38 PM
Then you get rekt. :)
Rejd 18-Dec-16 08:42 PM
I used pointbuy vOv
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:47 PM
heh
I should clarify, succ. Being dragon born you add 2 to STR and 1 to CHA, so if you rolled a 9 and put it in CHA you'd actually have a 10 there.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:54 PM
yea i got the dragonborn stat stuff
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 08:54 PM
Cool. Just wanted to make sure you didn't miss your racial bonus if you rolled.
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:55 PM
im too big of a pussy to roll my first time
Future 18-Dec-16 08:55 PM
use standard array
everyone hould whos new
or point buy
standard array is a pre defined point buy
but its the same in total
play any class you want we dont need anything its a fairly balanced group
Hori 18-Dec-16 08:56 PM
listen im commited to this loli barb thing ok
Future 18-Dec-16 08:56 PM
perfect
im mkaing a home brew campaign that has cat people as a main npc race
not sure if ill allow players in on it
if i get the first arc written ill release it to the wilds of bmw
saturday would be lit to do a series of one shots OR another group
I like one shots because its a cool pug thing
but a group would be cool too
and then i can play
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:00 PM
my characters height is 2' below the base height for the race nice
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:01 PM
See if @Talljoe would be willing to DM the Saturday night group
He was pgood at it
And yeah a Bimmer made campaign would be lit
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 09:01 PM
Thanks.
Future 18-Dec-16 09:01 PM
im not actually writting the story its been written before but im transposing it to dnd
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
I can run a few.
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
also you put me as lawful good
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
Even if I did mock you about safe spaces
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
but idk if i want to be that ya know
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
You rolled with our 'tisms
Even if you did kinda write yourself into a corner
Future 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
i mean vicious chiggers in wisconsin
is a hard fucking improve
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
succ, no problem. You'll copy all that info to the roll20 sheet so you're free to make any changes you'd like.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot BOT 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:02 PM
God damn chiggers
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 09:03 PM
Yeah, I should have committed to my idea that the power was keeping the bugs at bay.
Future 18-Dec-16 09:03 PM
"My character has a huge 'I hate Chiggers tattoo' across his back"
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 09:03 PM
But you guys rolled so well that i didn't want to punish you in that way.
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:03 PM
whats a chigger
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:04 PM
I DID tell yall not to fuck with the power
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:04 PM
is that a racist slur
Future 18-Dec-16 09:04 PM
a bug
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:04 PM
but no
No one listens to the heroin addicted psychic
Future 18-Dec-16 09:04 PM
WebMD explains what to do if you get an itchy skin rash from the bites of chiggers, tiny pests that live in fields and forests.
in wisconsin giant bugs bore out of the ground
with a wave of chiggers
causing the end of the rust belt and maybe the world?
And a dead but not forgotten bimmer lived their his whole life fighting the bugs to get his captialism and factories back
taylor came in addicted to heroin and made his hopes great again
the story was a set of improv decisions more or less
it got pretty rough to follow
i think miller lite was responsible for the bugs at one point
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:11 PM
Yes I believe so
I REALLY want to do a HP Lovecraft one
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:13 PM
should i start screaming REEEE whenever i go into rage
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:14 PM
Of course
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:36 PM
god damn
got the PERFECT flaw for my character
im going to target all women who have bigger breasts than me
and my ideal will be flat is justice
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:40 PM
allears
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:41 PM
damn you got some fresh emojis in here
bullied
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:41 PM
Only the freshest emojis in BMW
prude
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:41 PM
here's your next hot one
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:46 PM
sadtay
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
o i can pick an instrument to be proficient in and another language to learn from my background
Hazlen 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
.. toshinon
TrapBot BOT 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
Hazlen 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
smugpepe
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
shiiiiiiiiit
theres an old one
Hazlen 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
got em
.. tosh
TrapBot BOT 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
is the nude devin one still around
Hazlen 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
.. duhbprude
TrapBot BOT 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
No quote found.
Hazlen 18-Dec-16 09:47 PM
.. prudeduhb
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 09:56 PM
pink leader standing by
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 09:57 PM
Yeah Ill be ready in a few
Hori 18-Dec-16 09:58 PM
im ready to get set up heh
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:02 PM
@Future I can't remember but are we(as in wizards) allowed to change up cantrips and prepared spells?
Future 18-Dec-16 10:02 PM
nope
you know all spells you know in your spell booka nd thats it
you can add scrolls to your spell book
and they become learned spells but they have to be equal to or less than the highest level of magic you know
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:03 PM
so I couldn't for instance change out grease for a same level spell
unless I came across a scroll containing that specific spell/create it myself/level up
Future 18-Dec-16 10:05 PM
be back in 5 mintues
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 10:07 PM
Kind of, you have a spellbook of spells, but you can only prepare INT + wizard level spells at a time.
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 10:07 PM
@Rejd Ready 2 fuck
Future 18-Dec-16 10:10 PM
back
you can add 2 spells per level up to your spell book for free
all scrolls you found such as the fireball one last session you can transcribe to the spell book as well
however it takes money and the ability to learn third level magic
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:10 PM
yeah I thought so, was just making sure nothing changed or etc since 3.5
Future 18-Dec-16 10:12 PM
can anyone in the voice channel hear me?
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 10:12 PM
Yes
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:12 PM
speak
Hori 18-Dec-16 10:12 PM
can you hear us
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:12 PM
good sir
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 10:12 PM
We can hear you
Turn up your volume you dirty dog.
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:13 PM
try rejoining if all else fails
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 10:13 PM
We can all hear each other and see our things lighting up.
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:13 PM
so says tallsaddle and longjoe
Hori 18-Dec-16 10:15 PM
can u invite me to the game
Future 18-Dec-16 10:15 PM
Hori 18-Dec-16 10:15 PM
thanks
Future 18-Dec-16 10:15 PM
@Rejd come do the thing
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:17 PM
I have arcane recovery as well
well I doubt rejd is coming
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 10:20 PM
:/
Well, we are in town so he doesn't need to come with us.
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:21 PM
yeah
talljoe, was pink for about a week ;/
we will miss him
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:31 PM
belgium ;/
it was all about belgium
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:49 PM
brother is hulk hogan fyi
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 10:50 PM
Look
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 10:51 PM
Wooo!
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 10:55 PM
future, you're going to kill your voice, it's fine
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 11:10 PM
this.
this is goon
Hori 18-Dec-16 11:34 PM
Taylor Swift 18-Dec-16 11:45 PM
smug
Longsaddle 18-Dec-16 11:46 PM
nice
Talljoe 18-Dec-16 11:50 PM
Viewbotting?
Hori 19-Dec-16 12:00 AM
why are so many nerds watching are dumb campaign lmao
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 12:01 AM
because they're nerds just like us
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 12:04 AM
DnD is usually my highest watched thing
Who knows
Hori 19-Dec-16 12:04 AM
you think nerds just want to watch for a chance to rage
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 12:05 AM
God I hope so
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 12:20 AM
My Twitch layout is comfy af
Christmas wreath and lights
All it needs is a tiny little Mike Pence
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 12:33 AM
holy shit we're basically gangbusters tonight
Hori 19-Dec-16 12:33 AM
its me
im the lucky loli
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 12:33 AM
Rub the loli for luck
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 12:33 AM
mods..
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 12:33 AM
stare
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 12:33 AM
we need an adult
Hazlen 19-Dec-16 12:35 AM
catstare
Hori 19-Dec-16 12:38 AM
these goblins are big BITCHES
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 12:38 AM
dashing through the snow?
Hori 19-Dec-16 12:39 AM
one day ill be able to use my great axe
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 12:47 AM
we missed a bugbear for like 10 minutes of rolls
last time
Talljoe 19-Dec-16 01:02 AM
Hori 19-Dec-16 01:02 AM
pretty accurate
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 01:22 AM
uhhh does tay even know goblin?
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 01:44 AM
so tay is a furkin?
Hori 19-Dec-16 02:07 AM
daaamn\
jamming to some miku
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 02:07 AM
okay i'm not smart enough for discord, who exactly controls those bots
Hori 19-Dec-16 02:07 AM
me
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 02:07 AM
hah
Hori 19-Dec-16 02:14 AM
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 02:23 AM
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you guys can use the forgedanvil excel sheet
does a lot of stuff automatically for you
would appreciate a pin
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:12 AM
Pinned a message.
Future 19-Dec-16 03:33 AM
Take a look at Spaaaaaace - !tree !youtube
Rejd 19-Dec-16 03:44 AM
bugbears are ez now
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 01:39 PM
do warlocks no longer have their eldritch blast?
Talljoe 19-Dec-16 01:41 PM
It's one of the cantrips you can pick.
@Longsaddle @Rejd @Future @Taylor Swift @Hori Are you all available Wednesday or Friday evening for adventuring?
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 01:43 PM
Friday would be better for me
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 01:43 PM
Either is good
Future 19-Dec-16 01:54 PM
Yeah it's a cantrip and one of their main battle mechanics
It's damage can scale with charisma
Hori 19-Dec-16 01:59 PM
im good on either
Future 19-Dec-16 02:14 PM
Either
Rejd 19-Dec-16 02:26 PM
Friday
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 02:51 PM
Yeah a little night before christmas (eve) DND will be lit
Talljoe 19-Dec-16 03:04 PM
Dope, Friday it is. We'll start at 8am Central and go until 4am. Sound good? Lol jk fam
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:05 PM
You joke but Id hell do a marathon DnD sesh
If I did a 24 hour DnD stream I bet Id even get some donations
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:06 PM
taylor is built for two things and two things only
marathon gaming
and promoting the repopulation of the world with aryan children
oh wait
and being bullied
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:07 PM
No the first one was right
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:08 PM
idk, im pretty sure most people here would agree w/me on the third one
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:08 PM
Its a meme
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:08 PM
like most memes, unfounded? try telling joe that memes aren't real
you'll break the poor boy's heart
also why the fuck are you playing minecraft
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:11 PM
Why are you not
Peaches 19-Dec-16 03:12 PM
man it's been forver since I played minecraft
it'd be cool to build some dope 3d buildings
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:13 PM
I fired up my old ass map
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:13 PM
why don't you fire your map up your old ass instead (edited)
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:13 PM
That's like 7 years old
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:14 PM
i need to stop drinking coffee, i'm sorry
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:14 PM
@Prude and @Stan Halen built it
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:14 PM
tomorrow i switch to green tea
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:14 PM
And I've tacked onto it over the years
Prude 19-Dec-16 03:14 PM
surprised that the map wasn't somehow broken by an update or something in the meantime
Hori 19-Dec-16 03:23 PM
fukkk
when are we gonna get a MC server
a modded one
ya know im feeling that itch of COMMIECRAFT
the best server
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:28 PM
Nope, in fact its been through several different iterations of the game and mod packs
And its still fine
Ive had to fiddle with it a lot in MCEdit but still
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:29 PM
Are we really going to do minecraft
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:29 PM
Probably not
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:29 PM
Because I'm down like a clown if we have a non-rertarded modpack
Which there are very little of
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:30 PM
i have never played minecraft a day in my life
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:30 PM
Keep it that way, tbh
This looks cool
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:30 PM
i would rather print out Oz's SA post history, shred it, grind it into powder and snort it
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:30 PM
Where you are a space station
And you just go around raping planets for resources (JOE STOP MINECRAFTPOSTING IN TABLE TOP CHANNEL RREEEEE ree)
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:31 PM
Ill allow it
Future 19-Dec-16 03:32 PM
Tekkit
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:32 PM
No.
Future 19-Dec-16 03:32 PM
I regularly print out ozs post history to read in plane rides
As it's my favorite story
I wrap it in a few thousand page binder
knockout 19-Dec-16 03:33 PM
lol
3" D-ring
Hori 19-Dec-16 03:35 PM
the infinity pack is pretty good
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:35 PM
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:35 PM
That''s it
Hazlen 19-Dec-16 03:35 PM
im the sheep
🐑 2
Joe 19-Dec-16 03:35 PM
Tay
Put up a server
I don't know if we are going to play minecraft or not but damn it let's try
Hori 19-Dec-16 03:36 PM
fuk im ready to play right now
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 03:55 PM
i'd love to play minecraft FTB
Hori 19-Dec-16 03:56 PM
im seeing a lot of yes here
Hazlen 19-Dec-16 03:56 PM
we've tried it before
played on a goon server
Hori 19-Dec-16 03:57 PM
theres your problem
fuck goons
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 03:59 PM
We had a lot of fun imo
Joe 19-Dec-16 04:08 PM
Let's do it again
Don't know why I used italics there tbh
Lancek 19-Dec-16 04:09 PM
Because why not
Joe 19-Dec-16 04:10 PM
*Can't argue with that logic*.
Hazlen 19-Dec-16 04:12 PM
Logic deez
Hori 19-Dec-16 06:04 PM
o shit
theres 1.10 modpacks now
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 06:39 PM
someone with more technical knowledge start a minecraft server
you can rent them for super cheap last I remember
knockout 19-Dec-16 06:39 PM
someone explain the appeal of minecraft to me
who wants to play a game for children that looks like literal trash
Hori 19-Dec-16 06:39 PM
enhancing your autism
knockout 19-Dec-16 06:40 PM
my autism is adam jensen level enhanced
Hori 19-Dec-16 06:40 PM
also there are skins that make it look somewhat better
knockout 19-Dec-16 06:40 PM
i am the motoko kusanagi of autism
a machine purpose built for record levels of aspergers
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 06:41 PM
I dunno, it's just nice...no real pressure, can make interesting shit in the modpacks
Longsaddle 19-Dec-16 06:41 PM
there's good skins
Hori 19-Dec-16 06:42 PM
resonant rise 3 and infinity evolved are good mod packs imo
Hori 19-Dec-16 06:44 PM
listen i know some of you would activate your inner autism and build some giant server destroying reactor bomb or some shit
Hazlen 19-Dec-16 06:44 PM
Did you get the reference Lindsay?
knockout 19-Dec-16 06:44 PM
did you?
it's prometheus - he was killed by his fellow men for showing them how to harness warmth and light
his peers must of felt he was more like icarus
however
THEY WERE MISTAKEN
Lancek 19-Dec-16 06:46 PM
😕
knockout 19-Dec-16 06:47 PM
i see a lot of typing but no comebacks
Hazlen 19-Dec-16 06:47 PM
Stop shitting up tabletop with your minecraft me'me's
Future 19-Dec-16 06:48 PM
I'm just glad I can hover over the facial expressions since they don't make sense to me like 🍆 gmach gmach ree does
Talljoe 19-Dec-16 08:21 PM
I'm so jazzed to delve this dungeon.
Taylor Swift 19-Dec-16 08:27 PM
Im noided af
Hori 19-Dec-16 08:30 PM
one day we'll get magical weapons
Future 19-Dec-16 08:36 PM
probably not
Hori 19-Dec-16 08:43 PM
wow fucked
i bet the banshee had magical weapons
Future 19-Dec-16 08:47 PM
the banshee had divination and could have told you anything you ever wanted to know
Hori 19-Dec-16 08:48 PM
i wont let you bait me like that (edited)
Future 19-Dec-16 08:51 PM
wave echo caverns surely has magic items in it
and um spiders
Hori 19-Dec-16 08:51 PM
what about the haunted swamp
Future 19-Dec-16 08:52 PM
what about it
Hori 19-Dec-16 08:52 PM
is shrek there
Future 19-Dec-16 08:53 PM
definitely
he has friends in neverwinter woods too
the problem with magic is its valuable
so its going to be horded by more intelligent creatures or lost and if its lost its still lost for a reason like wave echo caverns
so it exists but is rare or expensive
anything can be acquired for the right price
well +1 weapons and armor could
anything more rare than that might not even be tradable for money
Talljoe 19-Dec-16 09:53 PM
Question, let's say I have a +1 Dagger. It gets +1 to attack and damage rolls. If I use my Martial Arts ability I can use my monk die to roll for damage. If I do that would I still get +1 to the damage roll?
Quornes 19-Dec-16 09:57 PM
unless the attack involves the dagger no
monks get fist wraps that can be enchanted though
Talljoe 19-Dec-16 10:33 PM
It would involve the dagger as a monk weapon.
Quornes 19-Dec-16 10:35 PM
if its a monk weapon probably then
Longsaddle 20-Dec-16 02:24 AM
we have a problem though, undead can't get charmed and thus they can't be put to sleep ;/
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 03:00 AM
Well, you're useless then.
And Taylor just took favored enemy: goblin...
Rejd 20-Dec-16 03:26 AM
I can touch myself and scare off the undead
Rejd 20-Dec-16 03:35 AM
And longsaddle where's the big wiz aoes
lay down some firestorms and shit
could have turned that goblin cavern into an oven
Future 20-Dec-16 03:38 AM
yeah rejd is master of undead
oh you guys think undead is your biggest problem in thundertree negative
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:19 AM
No, the biggest problem is the rent. It's too damn high! (edited)
Future 20-Dec-16 05:26 AM
about the +1 ill check into that ia ssume so
since it just reads to essentially replace damage
but theres a whole section on it so eh effort right now
Hori 20-Dec-16 11:26 AM
Man remember when you could have taken burning hands lmao
Oh well there's always your Frost ray of w.e
Longsaddle 20-Dec-16 02:24 PM
burning hands sucks ;/
Future 20-Dec-16 02:34 PM
It kind of does
It's somewhat of a death wish
Fireball however is 🔥
🔥 3
I think sleep is my favorite 1st level spell it just doesn't scale well
Magic missile is op scaling
Longsaddle 20-Dec-16 02:38 PM
yeah I can't wait till I get fireball
but at that point anything a wizard does is spectacular
and you can at least scale sleep up somewhat
Hori 20-Dec-16 02:46 PM
i want to be level 5 so i can attack twice
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:36 PM
All I ask is that your AoE spells have Dex or Wis saves when I'm wading deep in the fray.
Future 20-Dec-16 04:36 PM
they usually have dex
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:36 PM
(Or don't target friendlies)
Future 20-Dec-16 04:36 PM
but half of 8d6 is still a lot of damage
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:37 PM
Yeah. Uncanny dodge is looking good.
As opposed to uncanny doge. Such evasion.
Future 20-Dec-16 04:42 PM
its ok
it doesnt help against spell saves
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:43 PM
Oh, I'm thinking of Evasion.
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:46 PM
if you hit me with one of your spells
my grip my slip ya feel
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:48 PM
Feel free to use your breathe weapon, succ. I feel we could have obliterated those goblins.
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:49 PM
its only 2d6
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:49 PM
That's very murder-hobo, though.
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:50 PM
i was prepared to unleash it on that room of 10 gobs tho
but then we pussied out
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:50 PM
An average of 7 damage per creature ain't too bad.
You could have targeted 4 or 5
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:50 PM
with my rolls they'll all resist and take 1 damage each
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:51 PM
heh.
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:51 PM
how wide is a cone?
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:52 PM
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:52 PM
with a 15 ft range
oh awesome thanks
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 04:52 PM
Basically anything you can reach in 15 feet in a given direction.
Hori 20-Dec-16 04:53 PM
30 foot cones are big as fuck
why cant i just breathe harder and hit more
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 05:00 PM
That's not the way it works.
Due to the laws of fluid dynamics in order to project 5 feet further you would need to doulbe your output.
Hori 20-Dec-16 05:07 PM
listen
this is the world of magic
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 05:08 PM
Magic has rules. ust ask Snape.
Taylor Swift 20-Dec-16 05:10 PM
This dick has rules
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 05:10 PM
Yeah, and that rule is CA Prop 65.
This is your dick. (edited)
Hazlen 20-Dec-16 05:17 PM
smug
Hori 20-Dec-16 05:29 PM
so our next session is friday at the usual time?
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 05:31 PM
I'm free starting anytime after noon Pacific.
Taylor Swift 20-Dec-16 05:32 PM
Same
Be nice if we could start earlier and go longer
To compensate
Hori 20-Dec-16 05:32 PM
i most likely can i just have to not have plans for a family dinner or some shit
Rejd 20-Dec-16 05:34 PM
🔥 3
Longsaddle 20-Dec-16 05:39 PM
friday is looking fine so far, any time really
just need to know in advance
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 05:51 PM
Rejd has an important say in whether we can start earlier, since it's crazy early for him already.
Future 20-Dec-16 06:31 PM
im off work friday
so let me know
anytime works
also 10cst wednesday or thursday
trying to grind out some content no idea what you guys are going to do after thundertree
as in theres a few options
i need to be ready for
Taylor Swift 20-Dec-16 06:32 PM
You think your new campaign will be ready for after this?
Future 20-Dec-16 06:33 PM
oh shit i could definitely grind it out
Taylor Swift 20-Dec-16 06:33 PM
I think running a custom campaign would be real popular
Future 20-Dec-16 06:33 PM
i havent really worked on it in terms of assets
Hazlen 20-Dec-16 06:33 PM
I'd like to try this arrr pee thing
Future 20-Dec-16 06:33 PM
its better than a custom campaign its a neckbeard known video game that i would link but spoilers
which the guy who made the game kind of pieced it together from a dnd campaign him and his wife ran
the game was made in the 80s
Taylor Swift 20-Dec-16 06:34 PM
Interesting
Future 20-Dec-16 06:36 PM
the hardest part would be dungeons and transposing each of the npcs to dnd but there are only 6 or so
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 06:36 PM
I can do Wednesday but not Thursday, or as I (don't) call it Rogueonesday.
Future 20-Dec-16 06:36 PM
but the game lacks dungeons as its a single adventurer not a band of adventurers
noice
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 06:37 PM
After thundertree I plan to book passage on a ship and sail West. So get ready for that. (edited)
Hori 20-Dec-16 06:37 PM
you act like we're gonna survive the undead hordes of thunder tree
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 06:37 PM
Ain't no doubt
Rejd 20-Dec-16 06:41 PM
just member I can scare off all undead around me by touching myself
why that only disturbs the undead I don't know
Hazlen 20-Dec-16 06:45 PM
getin
Talljoe 20-Dec-16 06:46 PM
Are you sure the spell isn't Turn On Undead?
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 12:15 AM
^
Rejd 21-Dec-16 09:15 AM
You know if we start in like 4-5 hours I'd be down to do dnd today, too
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 01:03 PM
Whoever posted that epic story the other day that was p entertaining
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 01:43 PM
Let's do it!
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 01:47 PM
What story?
Rejd 21-Dec-16 02:00 PM
the LARP thing
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 02:03 PM
Hell Yeah
The way he murked the sleeping noble
💯
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 02:17 PM
Id like to give making my own a shot
I know @Hazlen joked about it
But I think it could be fun
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 02:22 PM
That wasn't a joke 🙁
I wanna fuck shit up in your fantasy, Tay.
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 02:25 PM
Oh wel ty
Forget what I said about it though
I want some sections of it to be a surprise because I think thats its strength
You think its a basic run of the mill DnD then BOOM
Space
Hori 21-Dec-16 02:26 PM
HELL yeah
kobolds in space
Rejd 21-Dec-16 02:36 PM
replace kobolds with jews
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 02:37 PM
Most the races are human-esque
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 02:38 PM
Whats the nose situation like tho
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 02:39 PM
Hooked and long
Much like my penis
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 02:39 PM
long you say
smugpepe
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 02:42 PM
Hooked you say
Future 21-Dec-16 03:23 PM
I too was thinking of easter egg in a distant campaign like you travel deep underground and explain the surroundings but they are actually sky scrapers not that your people would know that
could even turn trump tower into a dungeon
ULTIMATE BMW FAN FIC WHEN TAY
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:27 PM
Id play BMW: The Tabletop Adventure
Where you play yourself
Hori 21-Dec-16 03:27 PM
ok so my character doesnt change
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:27 PM
pmuch
Succ casts Lolicon Obsession
The kobold is creeped out and leaves
Peaches casts handsome
The ogre falls in love with him
Gmach casts cyberbully
Its largely ineffective but he seems pleased
Prude 21-Dec-16 03:30 PM
i'd be the GM in this situation
since i'm kind of like the unspoken god of this whole thing
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:30 PM
Prude casts Air of Superiority
Everyone in the room rolls their eyes
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 03:32 PM
Hazlen casts Reckless Shitpost
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:32 PM
Where the hell did you get a Bane emote from?
Oh nvm
Better Discord auto does the word shipost into an emote of Bane
Prude 21-Dec-16 03:33 PM
thats some gay twitch-chat shit right there
does it also autocorrect shit into frankerz and kreygasm (edited)
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:34 PM
No
Hori 21-Dec-16 03:36 PM
thats dumb as hell
knockout 21-Dec-16 03:43 PM
what's my thing
do me next
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:45 PM
Lindsay begins casting his ultimate spell
You can hear him chanting I'm gay under his breath
fag 1
The bugbear shakes in fear
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 03:47 PM
Do we have everyone here?
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:47 PM
mssing future
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 03:47 PM
He was here 20 minutes ago.
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:49 PM
I'm currently on the can at church
So
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:49 PM
tell you may know this more than me but can I prepare a magic missle at level 2 and level 1 as well?
tall*
you paint such pretty pictures Tay
pray tell why are you in a place of worship much less using the shitter there
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 03:50 PM
Because I work here a few days a week
And I ate a greasy lunch
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 03:50 PM
Long, you can cast Magic Missile use any level spell slot you have.
For any level above 1 you add another misile. (edited)
Future 21-Dec-16 03:51 PM
yeah high level magic missiles own
each one would be 1d4 + 1
so quantity scales instead of damage
which is nice
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
but what i'm saying is that I can't cast it twice using it at 1st level and second level
Future 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
yes you can
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
oh great
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
You can cast it as many times as you have spell slots.
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
good then
Future 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
you just prepare spells as in the incantation and gestures
you don't attach them to spell slots
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
it's been too long to remember this jackassery
Future 21-Dec-16 03:52 PM
spell slots are just mana
speaks with dead is a great trap that rejd should take
I was reminded of it last night in my irl campaign as the dm almost team killed us
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 03:54 PM
It's the "Pushing Daisies" spell.
Future 21-Dec-16 03:54 PM
the problem is its a dms wet dream to use a 3rd level slot to give total bullshit answers
Does the devil have another name?
Yes.
falls over dead
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 03:55 PM
shitpost
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:55 PM
it's in the spirit of the spell tbf
Future 21-Dec-16 03:55 PM
yeah and owns
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 03:55 PM
shitposting testing
testing shitposting
Future 21-Dec-16 03:55 PM
they are posting
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:55 PM
deutschland
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 03:56 PM
that's dumb and gay that betterdiscord makes shitpost become shitpost banepost shit posts. (edited)
Future 21-Dec-16 03:56 PM
rip betterdiscord
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 03:57 PM
I have no idea what you just said
at all.
Future 21-Dec-16 03:57 PM
Yeah last night we all had 1 ish hp, going up some stairs being chased by cultists the rogue and barbarian fall over the rogue is surrounded by 3 dudes and the barbarian has two death failures
cleric uses her last spell on the rogue
I make it to the barbarian and feed him a potion
cleric books it up the stairs we get trapped
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 03:58 PM
God that LARP story was awesome
I hope its real
Future 21-Dec-16 03:58 PM
rogue has 1 hp, and is next to this pack of cultists on the stairs and cant move or she will die from attacks of oppurtunity
her life force is bound to the barbarian by a ring of friendship he has 4 hp and if the rogue gets hit he will die too
so he takes the ring off to escape
and I turn around and I'm like no grab her and carry her and the barbarian tor is all like no shell get hit and die and I'm like so what shes dead anyway
so he grabs her she gets hit twice once to go out and a second time for two death failures
she rolls a success at the top of the stairs and I spare the dying to stabilize her
meanwhile the cleric is no where to be seen
and all i want is my warlock to finally die so i can play a fighter
because my warlock is way to emo
also rip bad roleplayers like my warlock started out chaotic good and kills people without any concern and is now chaotic neutral
I try to lie to this noble as I'm also a noble with a ton of charisma
and the cleric is all I CANT LET THIS HAPPEN IM LAWFUL GOOD
then we are surrounded by cultists and she books it the fuck out of there and I'm roleplaying leaving everyone behind while actually saving them because my warlock would NOT save any of them
and I'm like cool you can roleplay fucking my shit up
but being a lawful good follower of a god you cant stay and fight to the death next to your friends
roleplaying when its convenient dot txt
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:04 PM
I try to do the alignment
but having murder hobos makes it hard
still proud about talking down the goblins
Future 21-Dec-16 04:04 PM
hell yeah
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:04 PM
im chaotic neutral
Future 21-Dec-16 04:05 PM
dnd has some well placed murder hobo traps
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:05 PM
make shit too punishing too often though
it becomes regressive
Future 21-Dec-16 04:05 PM
yeah
i prefer the occasional shit that's way to hard to kill
which we haven't seen any yet
maybe the nothic
but it could have been killed still
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:06 PM
isn't the nothic's CR only 2?
Future 21-Dec-16 04:06 PM
yeah its not bad
but it would be hard
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:06 PM
I'm gonna need some help making my character negative
Future 21-Dec-16 04:06 PM
for a small group
we can do characters
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 04:06 PM
Yeah, I'm trying not to kill everything I see, while still RP not caring if I kill everything I see.
Future 21-Dec-16 04:09 PM
murder hobos is usually ok when its all evil stuff
its really hard to punish killing evil
Talljoe 21-Dec-16 04:09 PM
Right.
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:09 PM
sometimes though as well all know discretion is the better part of valour
ugh i'm being an idiot today
we all know*
Future 21-Dec-16 04:12 PM
yeah theres dangerous stuff in the wilderness that can easily wipe a party but atleast none of it is corrupted nobles that can otherwise turn a town against you for being murder hobos
apparently curse of strahd is very much like that
lots and lots of politics and investigation
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:13 PM
not for Tay then ;/
2 for 2 on drowning defenseless people
Future 21-Dec-16 04:14 PM
hahah yeah that's rough
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:14 PM
game of thrones D&D campaign
Future 21-Dec-16 04:16 PM
that would be interesting any politics and living world though would be really hard to dm
especially because level 15 ish characters roughly game of thrones
are also really hard to control
you cant really force them to follow bread crumbs or fear death
you need to trap them in the belly of the beast, north of the wall
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:19 PM
I mesn there IS a GoT pnp game
heard it's p.good
Future 21-Dec-16 04:19 PM
oh snap
rogue one has me hype for a star wars campaign
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:20 PM
😞
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:20 PM
the star wars stuff is of middling quality
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:20 PM
Can we do star trek
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:20 PM
^^^^
I think I want to DM a game of Mage the Awakening
Future 21-Dec-16 04:21 PM
that's a shame id play anything that someone puts together
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:22 PM
mage is p.hard to get started
making a character is really involved
Future 21-Dec-16 04:26 PM
not related to dnd -- is star wars armada any good
i keep seeing it pop up and i largely ignored it as a bad Warhammer clone
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:26 PM
yes
yes
yes
Future 21-Dec-16 04:26 PM
yes its good?
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:26 PM
xwing and armada are incredible
Future 21-Dec-16 04:27 PM
whats the difference other than ship scale
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:27 PM
nothing
the ruleset is a little mopre precise for xwing obvs
Future 21-Dec-16 04:27 PM
so rules etc are the same then why does it exist as two games
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:27 PM
scale I suppose
the rules are different enough that you'd need to learn each other seperately
but they make sense amongst themselves
Future 21-Dec-16 04:28 PM
gotcha
as someone who played eve for 10 years armada looked like it would be my thing
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:28 PM
it's fun, can be expensive though
Future 21-Dec-16 04:28 PM
but i was hesitant because ive seen so many Warhammer games come and go in a flash
ugh i know that's why i don't play Warhammer too
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:28 PM
I feel your pain
I played WHFB and 40k
for a long time
the prices are insane now
Future 21-Dec-16 04:29 PM
armada was more like just buying some of the base sets to play with friends who are also using base components
not going to to nerd stores to hyper compete
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:30 PM
then you won't be burning a hole in your pocket too badly
Future 21-Dec-16 04:30 PM
yeah i figured i could get the core game for the price of a decent board game
and just play it as such
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:30 PM
but I think they released the Eclipse and it went at MSRP 200$ or some nonsense
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:31 PM
Im interested in getting a few of the core DnD books
What should I be looking for
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:31 PM
torrents
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:31 PM
there's not a lot of 5E books are there?
Future 21-Dec-16 04:32 PM
players hand book
is the core bible
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:32 PM
I don't really know though
3.5 has hundred's
Future 21-Dec-16 04:32 PM
for dm purposes the extended bible would be the DMs handbook and monster manual
i still use some 3.5 stuff for lore reference
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
3.5 was the best D&D system i've ever played
Future 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
they mapped out the hierarchy or hell and such i think they don't release that stuff because its all the same
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
hah that inane and crazy book of evil
Future 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
for flavor in dnd books it depends largely on what world you are interested in
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
Jesus they are proud of this stuff
Whys it so expensive even used
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
and book of exalted deeds
Future 21-Dec-16 04:33 PM
i found it on amazon new for $28
book of evil that's what i was thinking of
lol
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:34 PM
what a piece of crap
it was really awkward in some cases
especially that evil lord that kept 4 kids chained to him
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:35 PM
Miniatures are vcool
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:35 PM
as human shields or sacrifices
to power his magic
Future 21-Dec-16 04:35 PM
yeah we fought that dude last night
i cant remember his name
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:35 PM
evil mcevilson
Future 21-Dec-16 04:35 PM
well we didn't fight him but someone with the same mechanic
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
have to seen the new 5e book
the thunder titans or some shit
have you*
Future 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
like the sword coast book is essentially considered canon
yeah
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
is it any good?
Future 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
i was going to run that campaign after lmop
it takes place in sword coast
if you guys wanted to keep going with that world
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
I probably wont use the DnD Monsters tbh
Future 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
yeah
than that's mostly irrelevent
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:37 PM
Most my enemies are humans
Or animals
Future 21-Dec-16 04:38 PM
you can find good stat blocks online
and plug them into anything
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:38 PM
For Part 2 though
Shit gets weird
Im planning on Part 1 to last maybe through level 7ish
And then breadcrumb starting at 5 or 6 to Part 2
Future 21-Dec-16 04:38 PM
but yeah sword coast adventures is flavor classes and specs and stuff for the world of faerun which is a cannon dnd world
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:38 PM
please tell me your campaign involves slaying jews
Future 21-Dec-16 04:38 PM
the module books are mostly to run the modules
not generic lore etc.
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
I mean
The Myrran are sort of Jew-esque
Future 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
there are future specs as well taylor you can find things like
technomancer
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
Idk, Ive done my best over the years
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
Psion's are always fun
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
To keep my lore from being too archetypal
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
not sure they're in 5e yet
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:39 PM
I wanted to avoid cliches
Part 1 is kind of cliche
But it sets up Part 2s destruction of those cliches
Ive also got some inter-group elements Im proud of
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:40 PM
you can inter-group deez elements
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:40 PM
That maybe sometimes the real enemy is within
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:41 PM
stare
Future 21-Dec-16 04:41 PM
that's my favorite
i love the inter group objectives
secrets you have to keep from each other
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:42 PM
saddest day was I found out Gnome's weren't PC races in 5e
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:44 PM
Also Ive got some scripted encounters that may or may not be unwinable on purpose
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:44 PM
whats PC mean
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
plot encounters?
player character
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
player character
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
cause you can play as gnome according to the handbook
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
thats you ;)
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
whattttttt
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
at least the pdf i have shows gnome
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
I thought they were tkane out
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:45 PM
Half this shit I wrote is in cursive
And my handwriting is already shit
+ cursive
Its practically unreadable
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:46 PM
theyre on the roll20 compendium too fam
RIP long would have been a gnome
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:46 PM
hah so they are there
I would have been
i've always played a gnome illusionist
future let me get a wish and change myself into a gnome tia
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:49 PM
are you transgnomish?
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:49 PM
yes.
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:51 PM
I identify as a Bearbug
tia
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:51 PM
daniel im dissapointed you didnt go bard and play tswift songs at every opportunity
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:52 PM
^
Now I am disappointed in you too, Tay.
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:53 PM
Tay did a performance
and made a good amount of gold
in our first session
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:54 PM
But was there Bad Blood?
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:54 PM
No
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:54 PM
I..is that a reference?
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 04:54 PM
I only played B-sides for these hillbillies
They didnt pay Bad Blood kind of gold
Future 21-Dec-16 04:54 PM
lol
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:55 PM
Can I RP your backup dancer/singer and we bard it up in every town until we become a pop sensation across the lands?
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 04:56 PM
wait until I become higher leve, I can cast mass suggestion
and jsut suggest people treat you like super starts
🔥 1
stars*
Hori 21-Dec-16 04:58 PM
just wait until we find something that can speak primordal
i swear that pick wasnt useless
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 04:58 PM
and I can RP one of tays boyfriends who inevitable gets dumped and at the next Inn Tay lays down some sick ass burn song about me
Lancek 21-Dec-16 04:59 PM
Damn stole my idea
gmach 2
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:01 PM
Ok so Im going to work on this in 3 Phases
Phase 1 I need to get my lore straight
Phase 2 Im going to lay out the campaign specific story and encounters
Phase 3 is classes, monsters, spells, the real nerdy shit that I will have to ask Future tons of questions about
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 05:04 PM
myself and Talljoe can probably help as well if future isn't around
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:04 PM
This is the current state of the lore btw
16+ years of shitty scribblings
Most of which contradicts the other
Hori 21-Dec-16 05:05 PM
Close your knife
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:05 PM
Make me
Longsaddle 21-Dec-16 05:05 PM
sadtay
Hori 21-Dec-16 05:05 PM
💨
Does that notebook say 2007
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:06 PM
Yes
Hori 21-Dec-16 05:06 PM
That's older than me
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:07 PM
Tfw your monitor isn't t swift but your username is
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:08 PM
I have it on a rotation
DisplayFusion is lit like that
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:10 PM
Lol who enjoys variety
Give me death and taxes
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:17 PM
In fact it just rotated
👌 3
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:18 PM
👌🏻
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:19 PM
Thank God for 2014 me
I wrote what is essentially the Rossetta Stone for this autistic mess
That ties all the incoherent 11 year old ramblings together with the 21 year old incoherent ramblings
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:20 PM
allears
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:21 PM
We need that Discord update so we can have #chat_TaysAutismCentral
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:25 PM
That's any channel you speak in
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:26 PM
smith
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:26 PM
Are those boxes on the image of tay or are you using like rainmeter?
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:26 PM
Fences
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:26 PM
It doesn't hog your ram?
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:27 PM
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:28 PM
That's a little too rich for my blood, friend
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:28 PM
lmbo what are you running, a fucking Tandy?
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:28 PM
Nice reference bro
Future 21-Dec-16 05:31 PM
Oh hell yeah
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:32 PM
Close
TI-83
Rejd 21-Dec-16 05:33 PM
tay's been working on his dnd campaign world thing for ~years~
yet apparently this is the first time actually playing dnd
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:33 PM
Really makes you think 🤔
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:33 PM
I like his ambition
Rejd 21-Dec-16 05:34 PM
also hold the fuck on
photoshop AND gimp
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:34 PM
I like how he also apparently made his own crib notes sheet 4 years after the fact just so he can keep his lore straight
Rejd 21-Dec-16 05:34 PM
#chat_TaysAutismCentral
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:34 PM
and now 5 years after that it's becoming a DnD campaign
allears
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:39 PM
bullied
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:42 PM
I'm not bullying taylor
Rejd might be
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:48 PM
No ok
I didnt create it for DnD
It started as a game idea when I was like 12 because I wanted to make video games
(Who didnt)
Then when I realized I sucked at math and video games are hard at math, I converted it into a book idea
And Ive been writing bits and pieces of it for years
I even got a short story related to the universe published in a college magazine
But afte rplaying DnD, I realized its a perfect setting for a campaign
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:50 PM
🔥
Rejd 21-Dec-16 05:51 PM
is it really bullying when I'm just like "Oh, so this is a thing"
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:51 PM
Bully deez
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:51 PM
The word bullying has become like the word meme or racism
Its been used so much to mean nothing that no one knows what it really is anymore
Future 21-Dec-16 05:55 PM
Then write a book based I. The campaign
T will be a hit because BMW obvos
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:56 PM
We can funnel the book revenue into BMW projects
Future 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
We need a revenue source for BMW
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
Man
Future 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
To push back into buying bimmers games
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
If only I had a great idea for revenue
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
@Prude is doing gay4pay sex work
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
Until Goons fucked it up
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
negative
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
I can monetize anything
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:57 PM
Those $500 Rust VIP kits tho
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:58 PM
Just rent a rust server?
Was that it?
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 05:58 PM
We tried that.
knockout 21-Dec-16 05:58 PM
Was that the big idea tho?
Future 21-Dec-16 05:59 PM
Yeah mostly
But it was a really good idea
It should have been no goons allowed just let it pay for bmw
Let's unironically build an app and monetize it for BMW but not any app some ground floor calculator website for the next mmo or whatever
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 06:00 PM
We have enough techies
we probably could
Future 21-Dec-16 06:00 PM
Exactly
Like that gw2crafter site is lit
The way to level each profession shifts with market prices
knockout 21-Dec-16 06:01 PM
Yeah but then we have to MAINTAIN it UGH
Future 21-Dec-16 06:01 PM
But if it made money and goons could do something likenplay wow or insert non free game here
And they are all the same we could make it right now and plug the game in when it's released
Hori 21-Dec-16 06:02 PM
make deez
knockout 21-Dec-16 06:03 PM
Really good idea
Hazlen 21-Dec-16 06:03 PM
We have NEETs who could maintain.
knockout 21-Dec-16 06:04 PM
True
Future 21-Dec-16 06:05 PM
Hell if the game is big enough that a site can monitize
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 06:05 PM
We should become the Rustafied of Conan
imo
Future 21-Dec-16 06:05 PM
Curse games or@some shit will just buy it off you for like 100k
Yeah same imo
We have the ground floor and numbers
knockout 21-Dec-16 06:05 PM
I'd rather hold out for the zucc or micheal Bloomberg
Future 21-Dec-16 06:05 PM
We just need to see what the dono meta looks like
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 08:15 PM
Of course
If Conan has individual servers
We can always just kind of repeat the Rust concept on it
And this time Im autobanning anyone that bitches about admins
Im also only going to have like 2 admins
Rej and myself
Future 21-Dec-16 08:22 PM
goons wont be playing on goon owned servers
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 08:22 PM
We did for years with Rust
Which all died off because they killed all the pubbies
Yeah youre right I guess
Future 21-Dec-16 08:23 PM
its better for everyone involved
we are going to be pubbie locusts
we can idle them or something but I'm hoping whatever the dono meta is will be so ground floor we don't need to mess with that
day 1 witty name server
Taylor Swift 21-Dec-16 11:00 PM
Im about 4 pages in on what im calling the Overarching Lore
Then Ill prob start doing individual lores for different peoples that are more relevent to Part 1 of the campaign
knockout 22-Dec-16 07:29 AM
Please post this stuff
Joe 22-Dec-16 08:53 AM
hahaha
I remember seeing that a long ass time ago
"can I have a mountain deeeeew?" (edited)
Rejd 22-Dec-16 11:24 AM
REEEEEEEEE DND NOW
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 11:25 AM
REEEEE
I wanna do the next one with y'all (edited)
south 5
Future 22-Dec-16 01:10 PM
Get in
Let's make Hazlen a character for tomorrow
knockout 22-Dec-16 03:08 PM
Gets a +10000000000 when rolling gay initiative
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 03:18 PM
Should I roll an elf so I can be smuggly gay?
Hori 22-Dec-16 03:19 PM
what class do u want to be
Longsaddle 22-Dec-16 03:35 PM
is the epic level in 5e yet
I miss playing epic one shots
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 04:32 PM
idk what class i want
need to see what we already have and whats available
Taylor Swift 22-Dec-16 04:33 PM
Paladin
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 04:33 PM
My original idea was to be a pure sword swinger
But I think I want a little more capabilities than that
Hori 22-Dec-16 04:41 PM
We're barb, monk thats kinda roguish, illusion wiz, ranger, cleric
Taylor Swift 22-Dec-16 04:42 PM
We could user a glass cannon caster or just a big beefster sword bro
Hori 22-Dec-16 04:42 PM
wow rude im a beefster sword bro
just buy me a great sword
Taylor Swift 22-Dec-16 04:43 PM
ONly beefy thing about you is all the mens beef sticks you swallow
.. gotem
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 04:43 PM
.yt gotem
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 04:43 PM
but yeah
sigh
I guess I can swing a sword
or an axe
Hori 22-Dec-16 04:44 PM
well you dont have to
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 04:44 PM
wait nah fuck that, I want a big honkin warhammer.
Hori 22-Dec-16 04:47 PM
i just want a vorpal greatsword
let me cut some heads off
Longsaddle 22-Dec-16 04:52 PM
A paladin would be good
you need to act according to your deities code though
otherwise you lose your abilities
so pick one that you want to play towards
Hori 22-Dec-16 04:59 PM
or like a sorceror thats just flinging spells instead of CCing
Longsaddle 22-Dec-16 05:00 PM
i'll get aoe spells and so on soon, the lower lovels of wizard just suck for that ;/
fireball will fix that once we're level 5 nicely
Longsaddle 22-Dec-16 05:15 PM
future can we take spells from elemental evil?
Future 22-Dec-16 05:17 PM
I'm not familiar with it as a module but like most canon stuff is made to be balanced
so I'm guessing so
like ive heard of it
never played it
or looked at the book
Longsaddle 22-Dec-16 05:18 PM
there's just some elemental themed spells
nothing crazy
nothing looks great but some stuff looks interesting
Talljoe 22-Dec-16 11:40 PM
If I die I'm coming back as a bird person.
🐦 5
👨 3
sadtay 3
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 01:19 AM
So whats the game plan for tomorrow
Or today
Whatever
Future 23-Dec-16 02:11 AM
yeah what time does everyone wanna do the thing
10cst?
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 02:39 AM
Maybe earlier?
Future 23-Dec-16 03:15 AM
I mean I'm free
I'll be in the internet allday
Rejd 23-Dec-16 03:18 AM
^yeah how about 8pm UTC+1
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 03:53 AM
whatever time is good for me mostly I just need to know beforehand obvs
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 04:30 AM
I'm free all damn day after 10am Pacific. @mention me and I'll come running.
Hori 23-Dec-16 06:06 AM
I'm free most of the day as far as I know
Might need to take a break at some point for food or something
Rejd 23-Dec-16 09:40 AM
Joe 23-Dec-16 10:12 AM
Fuck
I love fabrication and metalworking
I took every welding class my highschool offered
I haven't done it in so long though
Yah boi Joe was actually a god with a oxy-acetalyne cutting torch
Shit tier TIG welder
God tier MIG welder tho
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:15 AM
weld deez
have we decided on a starting time for tonight?
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:55 AM
2 hours from now?
Let's all agree that we'll at least be here 10cst because fuck I don't want to miss out because we can't all decide on a time.
Hori 23-Dec-16 12:01 PM
ya
Hazlen 23-Dec-16 12:02 PM
I'm supposed to work for like the next 6 hours
negative
knockout 23-Dec-16 12:04 PM
Work this 🍆
Hazlen 23-Dec-16 12:05 PM
2/10 you shoulda used deez
Hori 23-Dec-16 12:05 PM
well if we were to start at normal time thats over 6 hours away
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 12:53 PM
We can start now and bring Hazlen's character in 6 hours from now.
Is @Future around?
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 12:56 PM
How will we work him into the story
Hori 23-Dec-16 12:57 PM
he can be some asshole being attacked by zombies we save
Hazlen 23-Dec-16 12:57 PM
I can be a literal damsel in distress
and yall save me or something
idk
pick something cliche and stereotypical
Future 23-Dec-16 02:15 PM
I was going to run errands today and go Christmas shopping
Hori 23-Dec-16 02:16 PM
thats fine by me
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 07:21 PM
oh phew I thought I missed it
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 07:22 PM
You did
And we all died
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 07:25 PM
are you joking ;/
it doesn't really come off text very well
if so i'd feel really bad that I missed it...
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 07:27 PM
No youre good
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 07:29 PM
❤
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 09:04 PM
@Longsaddle @Taylor Swift @Rejd @Future @Hori @Hazlen Who's ready to rumble?
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 09:04 PM
Here and queer
Hori 23-Dec-16 09:04 PM
I'm gay
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 09:04 PM
Ready and willing
Hori 23-Dec-16 09:05 PM
Give me a sec and I'll get up
did everyone rub their lucky loli?
Future 23-Dec-16 09:13 PM
im gay and here
setting some thing up
at the moment for the campaign
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 09:13 PM
Just need Rej
Future 23-Dec-16 09:14 PM
i either need to prepare a LOT
or a little
depending on if you survive the next hour
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 09:15 PM
Psh
Nigga we them boys
Hori 23-Dec-16 09:15 PM
🍆 2
rub the lucky loli
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 09:16 PM
stare
Hazlen 23-Dec-16 09:17 PM
stare
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 09:17 PM
Dont forget Future
We have another member of the team
Hori 23-Dec-16 09:17 PM
does hazlen have a character ready?
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 09:17 PM
Did Haz get his character set uyp?
Hazlen 23-Dec-16 09:17 PM
nope
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 09:19 PM
You have until the count of Rejd to get it ready.
Joe 23-Dec-16 09:35 PM
Hey
I have a character done
Can I play?
Future 23-Dec-16 09:35 PM
no
we are full
sadly
Joe 23-Dec-16 09:35 PM
Ree
Kms
Future 23-Dec-16 09:36 PM
😦
c0rndog 23-Dec-16 09:41 PM
ill rub your lucky doll
Future 23-Dec-16 09:47 PM
still waiting on rejd?
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 09:50 PM
Seems so
Let's give him until 10:00:01
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 09:53 PM
when Rejd is yellow we're never mellow
just doing a quick restart
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 10:06 PM
Rej likes to be fashionably late
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:15 PM
god dammit i need my cleric
Future 23-Dec-16 10:17 PM
you guys get hazlen set up?
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:17 PM
he not here
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:19 PM
@Taylor Swift Get in roll20!
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:19 PM
hazlen is nto set up no
Future 23-Dec-16 10:24 PM
we can fill hazlen in when he arrives but we cant start without rejd
@Rejd
reeee
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:25 PM
@Rejd
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 10:28 PM
@Rejd is dreaming about Frau Merkels feet
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:29 PM
FUCK!
Future 23-Dec-16 10:30 PM
rolling for monster hp while waiting and holy shit these are good rolls
usually i take the stat block average but with this extra time
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:30 PM
good for us or good for hte monsters
Future 23-Dec-16 10:30 PM
:smug:
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:30 PM
fuck
Future 23-Dec-16 10:31 PM
@Rejd reeeeeee
preparing a 1 off right now
just in case
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 10:33 PM
Make it Christmas themed
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:33 PM
FUCK!
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:38 PM
ok but what are the chances this 1 off has a vorpal greatsword for me
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:40 PM
is vorpal still a thing in 5e?
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:41 PM
Future 23-Dec-16 10:41 PM
like weapons
they are
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:41 PM
ah wonderful
keen edge is gone though
it has to be
Future 23-Dec-16 10:46 PM
ok one shot time
level 3 or level 5
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:46 PM
GRRRRR
5
But grrrr nonetheless
Future 23-Dec-16 10:47 PM
we can go on without rejd
it would eb hard without a healer
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:47 PM
I think we should go ahead
Future 23-Dec-16 10:47 PM
ok
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:47 PM
I don't speak for the rest of the group though
Future 23-Dec-16 10:47 PM
lets vote
who wants to go ahead and someone can play rejds healer
and their duder
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:48 PM
Joe wants in
can let him play Rejd for now
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:48 PM
i just wanna play
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:49 PM
I'm fine going ahead without Rejd
Future 23-Dec-16 10:50 PM
ok
@Taylor Swift ready to do thing
Talljoe 23-Dec-16 10:50 PM
No need for a sub.
Hori 23-Dec-16 10:51 PM
we're all in voice future
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 10:52 PM
@hazlan
@Hazlen
Wizards are generally lawfully good ;/
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 11:05 PM
Traits Keen Smell: The panther has advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks that rely on smell. Pounce: If the panther moves at least 20 ft. straight toward a creature and then hits it with a claw attack on the same turn, that target must succeed on a DC 12 Strength saving throw or be knocked prone. If the target is prone, the panther can make one bite attack against it as a bonus action
Taylor Swift 23-Dec-16 11:19 PM
Yall
These fucking rolls
Hori 23-Dec-16 11:19 PM
inc two perfect rolls by me
get hyped
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 11:25 PM
remember tay, your panther can pounce
if it moves more than 20ft
makes target prone and gets an extra attack
Hori 23-Dec-16 11:44 PM
dont come in the room boys
i got this
Hori 23-Dec-16 11:54 PM
this is so bs lmao
Longsaddle 23-Dec-16 11:54 PM
I have yet to miss
and have had great rolls but I can't do dick for damage
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 12:14 AM
there is no way we could fight even a super young dragon
we would be immediately destroyed
like in 2 rounds
Hori 24-Dec-16 12:30 AM
lol at nearly 40 autists watching us play this
@Rejd wake up
Hori 24-Dec-16 01:01 AM
@Taylor Swift who the fuck is ultravorgan lmao
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 01:01 AM
Some rando
Twitch people are cancer
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 01:02 AM
^
Hori 24-Dec-16 01:02 AM
why would someone think they could just join some random game theyre watching
people are so dumb
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 01:02 AM
They do it with everything
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 01:02 AM
@Rejd you're kicking ass(I think) under my stewardship
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 01:15 AM
45 viewers now ;o
we need to have the D
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 01:23 AM
is my token gone?
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 01:24 AM
🤔
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 01:34 AM
My computer crashed, brb.
Hori 24-Dec-16 02:51 AM
WHYD WE OPEN THE DOOR
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 02:52 AM
^
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 02:52 AM
Because it was there!
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 03:00 AM
I love how Long and I are playing Good Cop bad Cop in this room
Hori 24-Dec-16 03:00 AM
im with you man
FUCK her
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 03:00 AM
I want to shoot her SO BAD
When it turns out Im right, dibs on killing her
Hori 24-Dec-16 03:01 AM
if we knock her out
and she is the drow with a disguise
would it go away
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 03:03 AM
who knows, could be an item
could be a spell from a familiar
or someone else
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 03:24 AM
I can't remember but wearing armor as a wizard does it take away fro mmy spellcasting?
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 03:24 AM
Immortalize this moment
Where I was painfully right
smug smugpepe gmach smugdon
qq 1
Hori 24-Dec-16 03:25 AM
dude fuck being a lawful good bitch
HELL own all captives
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 03:25 AM
Chaotic Neutral Superiority
Pinned a message.
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 03:33 AM
sorry i'm trying to play to my alignment ;/
Hori 24-Dec-16 03:33 AM
same
Longsaddle 24-Dec-16 03:36 AM
the dragon will be beyond powerful ;/
^^^^
@Rejd you missed some nice hits that your cleric did
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 03:40 AM
@Rejd Can you play next Tuesday at noon CST?
Rejd 24-Dec-16 04:03 AM
maybe not play at 6am
Was up till like 3am then got bored and fell asleep.
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 04:23 AM
Well next time we want to play at noon (7pm) on Tuesday, if it's convenient fo you.
Rejd 24-Dec-16 07:30 AM
Yeah 7pm is a sane time for once
TrapBot BOT 24-Dec-16 10:22 AM
Reminder set for Tue Dec 27 2016 19:00:00 GMT+0100 (in 3 days), reason: dnd time
Future 24-Dec-16 03:28 PM
tuesday works for me
im going on a trip wednesday
and will be gone through new years
Rejd 24-Dec-16 04:30 PM
So we better stock up on dnd sessions
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 05:32 PM
agreed
12 hour DND sesh when?
Future 24-Dec-16 07:29 PM
now
TrapBot BOT 24-Dec-16 07:29 PM
Not enough parameters.
Future 24-Dec-16 07:29 PM
.. purge
TrapBot BOT 24-Dec-16 07:29 PM
Rejd 24-Dec-16 07:33 PM
ok
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 08:33 PM
Make it so!
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 08:43 PM
All we need is succ and longsaddle.
Taylor Swift 24-Dec-16 08:45 PM
.. succ
TrapBot BOT 24-Dec-16 08:45 PM
TrapBot BOT 24-Dec-16 08:47 PM
Quote added.
Hori 24-Dec-16 09:02 PM
i told you guys yesterday i had to go to a christmas party
Talljoe 24-Dec-16 09:16 PM
Yeah, just some christmas hope
Hori 26-Dec-16 12:47 PM
So my dad wants to go see rogue one with me tomorrow afternoon
So while I'm not here I'll have to request one of you play my character
It's real easy just walk up to things and press great axe
If we're deciding to kill someone or not my vote will go to kill
knockout 26-Dec-16 02:10 PM
Press deez
Longsaddle 26-Dec-16 03:23 PM
i got u fam
Longsaddle 26-Dec-16 05:28 PM
so I may have a shindig as well at uh
5pm cst
so that may effect things
just came up about an hour ago
Talljoe 26-Dec-16 06:48 PM
Cool. Let's start right on time to get the most play in.
Rejd 26-Dec-16 06:51 PM
Let's start right now
Talljoe 26-Dec-16 06:57 PM
LETS!
Future 26-Dec-16 09:45 PM
I can't dnd
Forgot Tuesday is irl group
Speaking of
Miniatures painted
Taylor Swift 26-Dec-16 09:48 PM
🔥
Hazlen 26-Dec-16 09:49 PM
but are irl adventures as lit as bmw?
Jose 26-Dec-16 09:53 PM
Are we posting miniatures?
I have a shit ton of miniatures
But I'm not at home
Expect pics of my miniatures wednesday
And also my little painted toys smugpepe
Hori 26-Dec-16 09:55 PM
this is essentially the same thing
Taylor Swift 26-Dec-16 09:56 PM
sadtay
Jose 26-Dec-16 09:57 PM
Hot glue or ban
c0rndog 26-Dec-16 09:57 PM
lol
Jose 26-Dec-16 09:57 PM
But you have to use real hot glue
And destroy the figure in the process
None of this pussy ass cum shit
I want molten adhesive poured onto it that causes irreperable damage
Talljoe 26-Dec-16 11:31 PM
No dnd tomorrow?! Cry
Rejd 26-Dec-16 11:36 PM
.reminders
ree
.listReminders
TrapBot BOT 26-Dec-16 11:36 PM
0 - Tue Dec 27 2016 19:00:00 GMT+0100 [#game_tabletop] - dnd time
Hori 26-Dec-16 11:49 PM
i still think we should get around to doing a full day run some time soon
before i go back to school and can only play at night
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 01:07 AM
What about Wednesday? Can we all do Wednesday?
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 01:08 AM
I got all week off I can do any day this week.
can take over for w/e or make my own sword swinger.
just need a lil guidance cuz im total noob
Future 27-Dec-16 01:16 AM
im out for the week traveling wednesday and wont be back til monday
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 01:22 AM
negative
Hori 27-Dec-16 01:24 AM
maybe a oneshot with someone else DMing?
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 01:25 AM
Could work
Future 27-Dec-16 02:35 AM
the earliest i could do is sunday night but id have to see my internet situation
it might not be great
TrapBot BOT 27-Dec-16 10:01 AM
Reminder set for Mon Jan 02 2017 03:00:00 GMT+0100 (in 5 days), reason: maybe dnd?
Duhb 27-Dec-16 10:02 AM
Any openings?
TrapBot BOT 27-Dec-16 12:00 PM
Hey @everyone, dnd time
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 12:01 PM
Liar
Rejd 27-Dec-16 12:04 PM
😦
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 12:17 PM
;o
Burrito 27-Dec-16 12:20 PM
Why the fuck did that one notification from the bot give me four notifications.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 12:21 PM
smugpepe
For real though, I think everyone but Future is a lock for tonight
So if someone wants to set up a oneshot
Burrito 27-Dec-16 12:23 PM
@Duhb probs
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 12:28 PM
If we do a oneshot we can have new blood in
Ill even sit out and just watch if we have enough interest
Id be happier getting new people involved in BMWDND
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 12:34 PM
I think my engagement has been waylaid due to some serious snow(or us at least)
if I could dm I would, as i've said before i'd like to start a game of mage the awakening but that's not a one shot game at all
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 12:37 PM
Also fine
Im all for starting a second campgaign
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 12:59 PM
i'll have to look into everything but it's something i've been interested in
it's not DnD though, totally different system
In the mythic past, a mysterious island existed with a single towering mountain encircled by dragons which lived upon its summit, and its image called to sleeping humanity. Over time, the dragons left, and the mountain continued to call. Some humans answered the call and sought out the island to see what it promised them. The humans who moved there discovered the first secrets of magic, and through magic they created a mighty city-state that is now called Atlantis, though its true name has...
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 01:12 PM
let me know what you think
Prude 27-Dec-16 01:24 PM
duhb I know a certain "opening" I'd be interested in prude
froggonk 1
getin 1
Hori 27-Dec-16 01:53 PM
I'm free tonight
Heading home now
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 03:12 PM
@Longsaddle That sounds vinteresting
Id be interested in playing it
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:13 PM
yeah same
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:36 PM
I can run a one shot, or even start a campaign of something.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 03:38 PM
LEts get a quick headcount
@here Whos down for some tabletop tonight
Jose 27-Dec-16 03:38 PM
me
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:38 PM
Me
Jose 27-Dec-16 03:39 PM
smugpepe
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:41 PM
I am
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:42 PM
I can run a one-shot (or start a campaign of) The Sprawl (cyberpunk), Spirit of '77 (70's TV), or DCC (D&D-like but heavy on the combat). I can also start a campaign of Numenera, Burning Empires, or Stars Without Number.
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:42 PM
would we have to make new characters for that stuff?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:42 PM
Of course there's always apocalypse world.
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:42 PM
just gotta plan in advance if we do
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:43 PM
The Sprawl, 77, and Apocalypse World are the simple setup like last time. DCC everyone starts with random level 0 characters.
Burning Empires we can sort of go through character creation together.
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 03:44 PM
i'm here and i'm gay.
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:44 PM
which gay man are you
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 03:45 PM
Talk to me about
Stars Without Number
Sounds clavo
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:45 PM
im down for whatever so ill let my boi tay decide
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:47 PM
SWN is space!!!!
I'm cool running almost any of these, actually.
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:50 PM
i need D&D to be an exact replica of DDO so i can be the real good player
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 03:50 PM
Yeah lets do SWN
A space DND sounds fun
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:53 PM
Are we starting a campaign or doing a one shot?
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 03:54 PM
How many players is it built for?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 03:55 PM
I'd feel comfortable running it for up to 5.
Beyond that it's just too hard to give everyone time.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 03:56 PM
So we got Succ, Me, Hazlen
Lets get @Longsaddle in and maybe one more
Hori 27-Dec-16 03:56 PM
we got succ smugpepe
hindered 27-Dec-16 03:58 PM
i would like to play some tabletop at some point
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:07 PM
like i said just let me know what i need to set up if anything in advanced and ill be ready to go at 11
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:16 PM
Is there a particular archetype of space adventure you are interested in?
Spies, rebels, black market traders, military, science missions....
Jose 27-Dec-16 04:20 PM
Black pirates
vastly under represented in modern media
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 04:23 PM
depends when it is
tbh
it's stopped snowing like a son of a bitch a little while ago
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:24 PM
i assume the usual time
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 04:24 PM
possibru then
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Sheet1 Name, Genre Preference
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:24 PM
cant edit it
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:26 PM
Whoops, fixe.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 04:26 PM
Whats Genre Preference?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:28 PM
That's if you have a preference to the type of space you want.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 04:31 PM
Pinned a message.
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:33 PM
Wow, you guys are an easy group. :)
Future 27-Dec-16 04:34 PM
Safespace please
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 04:35 PM
we're goons, we'll make a decision then complain about it later
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:35 PM
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:36 PM
what am i looking at
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 04:38 PM
Autism
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:39 PM
That is the universe
*Subject to change
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 04:46 PM
do we need a book for swn?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:49 PM
Stars Without Number: Free Edition - (NEW! Now that Mongoose Publishing has sold through the Stars Without Number print run, I've made available softcover an
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:52 PM
is this it
im too lazy to make an account
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:52 PM
Yes
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 04:52 PM
God why are RPG books so expensive god damn
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:53 PM
guess ill read through the character creation stuff
hindered 27-Dec-16 04:53 PM
so there are two spaces? what time are yall starting?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
How abotu 7pm pacific? (edited)
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
Should be fine for me
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
yeah thats fine by me
hindered 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
isnt that now?
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
its 10 est
4 hours ish
away
hindered 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
oh right, math
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
That will give me some time to prep.
Hori 27-Dec-16 04:54 PM
@Longsaddle @Hazlen does 10 est work for you guys?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 04:55 PM
We can connect to talk about character creation beforehand
Longsaddle 27-Dec-16 04:58 PM
ugh I need to wait for confirmation
put me as a tentative yes
Hori 27-Dec-16 05:04 PM
Expert Name, HP, Credits, Skills, Level, NCost, Cost, P/ DP XP, Level, 1, Hit Dice, 1d6+, Current, Max, Current, Owed, Artist,- 1, 1, 0 Homeworld, Athletics,- 1, 1, 0 Background, Bureacracy,- 1, 1, 0 Training, System Strain, Attributes, Stat, Mod, Bonus, Business,- 1, 1, 0 Faction, Curren...
seems like a decent player sheet
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 05:04 PM
Does Roll20 support SWN?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 05:06 PM
Yeah, it has a character sheet in it.
Hori 27-Dec-16 05:06 PM
ok yeah we can use that too i guess
this was just a thing while i was lookin around
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 05:07 PM
I don't know how good it is, but it's based on John Harper's character sheet, and he's pretty good.
Everyone should read the scetion on Character Creation and have an idea of the character they want to create.
We should have at least one expert taht can fly the ship, otherwise fucked.
(the Navigation skill) (edited)
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 05:14 PM
Obviously
Ill be the captain of this shitship
hindered 27-Dec-16 05:15 PM
until the mutiny
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 05:16 PM
A good captain always has a plan smugpepe
Hori 27-Dec-16 05:17 PM
im feelin psychic
hindered 27-Dec-16 05:17 PM
me 2, i was going to ask how many psychics there are 'supposed' to be
esp because they have their own section of rules/powers
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 05:21 PM
We should probably have at least one warrior as well. Aside from that any number of any character is fine.
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 05:29 PM
Once I figure out the setting we can talk about what expert skills would be useful.
Joe 27-Dec-16 05:29 PM
Hey wrong channel
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 05:33 PM
Anyone know how I can contgrol the music bot?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 06:19 PM
@Taylor Swift Are you the captain, the pilot, or both?
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 06:19 PM
Uh
Captain
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 06:19 PM
Malcolm Reynolds was the captain, Wash was the pilot.
You can be both, of course
Mal would have been a Warrior in this system.
Or possibl an expert.
Hori 27-Dec-16 07:04 PM
I could be the pilot
As the captain I need you to be a warrior
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 07:05 PM
Can do
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:08 PM
It's also possible that you don't start with a ship.
You just hire passage.
Or I can give you an NPC pilot.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 07:10 PM
Nah fam we got this
Rejd 27-Dec-16 07:30 PM
Man I thought dnd character creation was annoying
Hori 27-Dec-16 07:50 PM
I guess I should make my man soon
Are we gonna coordinate what everyone goes with
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:50 PM
We can make them together, re: the satats and stuff. But certainly look ahead and determine wha kind of character you want to play.
We'll be starting off in the the Epistrophes sector (0608). You'll be doing a salvage run on a failed colony.
Jose 27-Dec-16 07:51 PM
Is the failed colony my love life
please tell me if you salvage anything useful
please
Rejd 27-Dec-16 07:52 PM
you're gonna make my character for me?
ok
I just rolled 18 in every stat
true story
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 07:53 PM
uh, same.
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:53 PM
Sheet1 Name, Genre Preference succ, any Longsaddle, Any Taylor Swift, Any hindered, Any
Cool, we're ffull up, then.
Succ, Longsaddle (Maybe), Taylor, Hindered, and Rejd.
Rejd 27-Dec-16 07:54 PM
5 dudes is the max?
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 07:54 PM
rip
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:54 PM
I prefer to stay at or below 5.
Rejd 27-Dec-16 07:54 PM
If so I'll let someone else take ti who hasn't played tabletop stuff
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:55 PM
Nah, you're good.
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 07:55 PM
Rej can take my place
Hori 27-Dec-16 07:55 PM
I know hazlen had interest
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 07:55 PM
Rej or Hazlen
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:55 PM
Although it would be easier to schedule without your weird europeaniess.
europenis?
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 07:56 PM
😱
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 07:56 PM
I identify as Eurosexual smugpepe (edited)
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:56 PM
Ok, I'm going on a food run, be back soon.
Rejd 27-Dec-16 07:56 PM
Ye it's non mutilated
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 07:56 PM
t-minus 1 hour.
Rejd 27-Dec-16 07:56 PM
weird for you indeed~
smugpepe
Hori 27-Dec-16 07:57 PM
@Longsaddle know if you can make it yet?
hindered 27-Dec-16 08:08 PM
should we roll chars privately?
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 08:12 PM
I'll give you a link to the roll20 and a macro to roll when I get home.
hindered 27-Dec-16 08:13 PM
got it
Does Tech level mean anything other than the advancedness of the tech? does higher level tech require certain skills?
for equipment in particular
Hori 27-Dec-16 08:14 PM
i think its just how advanced it is
hindered 27-Dec-16 08:25 PM
nothing more advanced than deez
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 08:30 PM
😍
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 08:34 PM
[[3d6ro]] STR; [[3d6ro]] INT; [[3d6ro]] DEX; [[3d6ro]] WIS; [[3d6ro]] CON; [[3d6ro]] CHA;
That'll roll your cahracter.
Hori 27-Dec-16 08:46 PM
@here come make your character
idk if longsaddle is able to make it so maybe hazlen and rejd join?
Quornes 27-Dec-16 08:46 PM
i am dirk
the pizza jerk
and a lazy bard
Hori 27-Dec-16 08:59 PM
@Taylor Swift @Hazlen @Rejd are you nerds gonna play
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 08:59 PM
I'll be on in a second
Hori 27-Dec-16 09:02 PM
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 09:04 PM
smugpepe
Hori 27-Dec-16 09:04 PM
ban
Rejd 27-Dec-16 09:04 PM
tay better be streaming this
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 09:04 PM
Yeah Ill go live when we start
Hori 27-Dec-16 09:06 PM
[[3d6ro]] STR; [[3d6ro]] INT; [[3d6ro]] DEX; [[3d6ro]] WIS; [[3d6ro]] CON; [[3d6ro]] CHA;
Prude 27-Dec-16 09:09 PM
if i play this ever, i'll have to roll a guy that's like all CHA
as the lifeblood/charisma officer
it would only make sense
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 09:09 PM
.. ban
Jose 27-Dec-16 09:09 PM
.. BAN
wow
fucking mods(tm)
Rejd 27-Dec-16 09:13 PM
Rejd 27-Dec-16 09:25 PM
Hori 27-Dec-16 09:37 PM
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 10:01 PM
A burst gains +2 to hit and damage and uses up three rounds of ammunition.
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 10:02 PM
getin
Rejd 27-Dec-16 10:09 PM
psyduck
Hori 27-Dec-16 10:09 PM
its math
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 10:09 PM
nah its magic
Hori 27-Dec-16 10:09 PM
you have to be the expert class to get it
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 10:09 PM
magic bullshit
Talljoe 27-Dec-16 10:29 PM
Homayoun Organization
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-16 10:31 PM
More like Homoyoun Organization
smugpepe 1
hindered 27-Dec-16 10:40 PM
HomoYou Organization
hindered 27-Dec-16 10:47 PM
Organ-ization
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 11:02 PM
headset died (edited)
brb
Rejd 27-Dec-16 11:03 PM
@here
Hori 27-Dec-16 11:05 PM
saying it now that i wanted to go to the other city when we get fucked
hindered 27-Dec-16 11:05 PM
smd bitch
hindered 27-Dec-16 11:31 PM
how do i play a song on the bot?
TrapBot BOT 27-Dec-16 11:31 PM
Added
Jose 27-Dec-16 11:31 PM
woops
(don't type any of the shit in the parenthesis its only here so i dont queue more shit) .q [song name] (edited)
TrapBot BOT 27-Dec-16 11:37 PM
Added
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 11:50 PM
we just fucked up some racoons
(I)
Hazlen 27-Dec-16 11:57 PM
hindered 28-Dec-16 12:18 AM
biznass
this is a picture of my character http://i.imgur.com/EwwKrXX.jpg
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 12:55 AM
Nephirim is me on the Forums ;/
I hope you guys are having fun
I just got back home
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 12:56 AM
we just pissed off the local planetary authority with an unauthorized landing
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 12:57 AM
goons goons never change
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 12:59 AM
Long you wanna play?
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:00 AM
oh, no I would normally but it's been a long 4 days
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 01:00 AM
Ok
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:00 AM
i'm fucking dead right now
just kind of wanted to apologize for not making it
i'm going to do a one shot or mage the awakening with premade characters
at some point
just to test if I can actually DM the damn thing
Sheet1 Name, Day/ Time
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:03 AM
not editable
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:03 AM
argh
try now?
the game is a little more involved
so it'll be capped at 4 people
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:04 AM
im IN on this
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:04 AM
if needed i'll run alternating games but that'll have to be a bridge we cross at anoher time
here's the 2e rulebook
would appreciate a pin for the speadsheet and rulebook
❤
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:11 AM
theres a lot to this
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 01:12 AM
@Longsaddle and @Talljoe can now Pin
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:12 AM
oh, molto bene
i'll make characters
for the one shot
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:12 AM
make me the loli
tia
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:12 AM
then if everything goes smoothly i'll help make actual characters
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:19 AM
can i be a witch and then literally RP as Schierke
@Prude look how fucking BEEFY these BOYS are in this book
Prude 28-Dec-16 01:21 AM
those boys ARE BEFFY
also do you mean this Schierke
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:22 AM
yes
Prude 28-Dec-16 01:22 AM
HELL YEAH
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:22 AM
what other Schierke is there thats relevent ever
Prude 28-Dec-16 01:22 AM
i feel like theres a couple other schierkes out there
she could pass for a witch too probably
Hori 28-Dec-16 01:23 AM
yea tatsumaki is p good
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 02:04 AM
Plan the time to have your meeting or event by co-ordinating availability with all the particpants using this fuss-free online tool.
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 02:17 AM
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 02:18 AM
Pinned a message.
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 02:18 AM
Goon DnD Fan Art
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 02:24 AM
.reminder 2pm pst Stars Without Number
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.reminder @Hori @Taylor Swift @Hazlen @hindered; 13 hours from now; Stars Without Number
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Talljoe 28-Dec-16 02:27 AM
Fuck you bot.
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 02:27 AM
bot gay, so what
Rejd 28-Dec-16 11:37 AM
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knockout 28-Dec-16 11:42 AM
smug
Hori 28-Dec-16 12:59 PM
OK so I won't be home until 7 or 8 so if someone wants to play my man until then go for it
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 01:01 PM
2 more spots still open for mage the awakening
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 01:19 PM
Ill be pushing the start time
Im just now gettingmy shit setupat church
Why are half my spaces getting dropped
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 02:39 PM
Are you guys wanting to start later?
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:01 PM
ive played mage before, i might be interetested
i can start later or on time, no biggie for me
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 03:02 PM
I'm out right now dunno when I'm back
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:02 PM
if you've played mage before even better, I haven't dmed in a long long time
put your stuff down in the spreadsheet i've pinned
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:04 PM
when are you running that?
oh you are asking for a time, ok. ill put in my info.
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:04 PM
not sure figuring that out
i'm going to premake characters for a one shot
just to smooth tings out
then create characters later
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:05 PM
mage is weird
they never really got the system to 'work'
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:05 PM
no but it just means more freedom for the players
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:05 PM
its really open ended, which is cool
yah
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:05 PM
should let goons be extra stupid
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:06 PM
you get super fucked by doing anything in public
but if you are around no one or supernaturals, you can go apeshit on them
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:06 PM
well a lot of the spells
aren't uhh what's the world
word&*
eh
they're not obvious
so regardless if a sleeper sees them it's explainable
and it's not as bad as violating the masquerade in VTM
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:08 PM
and getting caught, yes
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:08 PM
there's no humanity to lose
you gain acts of hubris by doing really evil shit
or things contrary to nature
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:09 PM
yah
i think i may still have an old mage book
oh i guess is this in the new or old WoD?
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:10 PM
I linked the 2e book as well
new
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:10 PM
d'oh
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:10 PM
doesn't change much for the players
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:10 PM
yah ill have to look at that
i played 3rd ed Vampire a lot in high school
but never made the jump to the nWoD
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:11 PM
nwod isn't that old to be fair
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:11 PM
i kinda hate it
all the changes kinda suck
but its pretty much the same thing, so ill deal
WW tanked after rebooting their world
part of that is also the MMO that took a decade and was never close to complete
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:12 PM
agreed
but wod was a mess of continuity
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:13 PM
yah, but its fun, just take the real world and make it dark and corrupt to huge extremes
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:13 PM
the gamepla is more or less the same
I plan on doing the same
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:13 PM
cool
im going to take the dogs out
we have an ETA on actually starting?
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:14 PM
probably within a week or so
need a fourth
then I need to make characters
and it's a busy time of year
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:15 PM
oh, lol, sorry
i meant for this space shit tonight
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 03:15 PM
oh
no idea
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:15 PM
ill keep an eye out for the Mage stuff 😛
if yall dont drive me away with torches and pitchforks, i might be bothered to run a Vamp campaign at some point
im AFK for a bit. should be back before the original start time, though it looks like that will be pushed back.
Rejd 28-Dec-16 03:32 PM
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Rejd 28-Dec-16 03:33 PM
huh, something in 4 days
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 03:34 PM
Im here
And queer
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 03:35 PM
I'm used to it.
getin 2
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 03:37 PM
Im ready to engage is some Space Shoahs
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 03:45 PM
Excellent.
hindered 28-Dec-16 03:55 PM
dog mission complete
(your mother says hi)
ashy™ 28-Dec-16 03:57 PM
🔥
TrapBot BOT 28-Dec-16 04:00 PM
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ashy™ 28-Dec-16 04:00 PM
hey @TrapBot im gay
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 04:09 PM
Get thee in a voice chat!
hindered 28-Dec-16 04:09 PM
yah alright 1 sec
Rejd 28-Dec-16 04:13 PM
roll20.net @hindered
@Hori @Hazlen reeeeeeeee
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 04:23 PM
I'm not at home
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 04:28 PM
ono
@Hazlen When will you be home?
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 04:36 PM
🤷
Rejd 28-Dec-16 06:35 PM
@Talljoe @Hazlen @hindered now it's just @Hori missing
Prude 28-Dec-16 06:37 PM
he said earlier something about the timing
let me find it
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 06:45 PM
Shall we get started without him?
hindered 28-Dec-16 06:48 PM
i can hop back in, but im also doing other stuff, so just let me know
Hori 28-Dec-16 06:49 PM
call me big nig
hindered 28-Dec-16 06:50 PM
okay well now im the hold up
back in 15
hindered 28-Dec-16 07:06 PM
im back
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 07:12 PM
Our voice channel has been taken over by ruffians.
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 07:37 PM
no one called themselves long joe?
gmach 1
for shame
hindered 28-Dec-16 07:40 PM
whats the plan?
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 07:43 PM
@Hori Are you here?
Hori 28-Dec-16 07:43 PM
i refuse to go by the name joe
ashy™ 28-Dec-16 07:44 PM
thats fine you dont deserve a joe name anyway
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 07:46 PM
Let's start at 6pm. All good?
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 07:46 PM
👌
hindered 28-Dec-16 07:47 PM
👍
Longsaddle 28-Dec-16 07:55 PM
;/
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 08:02 PM
You wanna play long
Hori 28-Dec-16 08:02 PM
yeah come play
Prude 28-Dec-16 08:06 PM
come play m'lord
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 08:06 PM
@Hazlen You ready?
Hazlen 28-Dec-16 08:06 PM
shootmans (edited)
Hori 28-Dec-16 08:44 PM
So my internet just went out
Talljoe 28-Dec-16 09:12 PM
@Hori Holler if/when you ghet the internet back. We're hanging out for a while to see if you come back.
Hori 28-Dec-16 09:12 PM
OK
I have no idea what's going on with it
All I have is my cell signal now
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-16 09:14 PM
Race War
weak wrists big dick 28-Dec-16 09:14 PM
GTN 2016
GTJ 1942
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 12:18 AM
nice to know Taylor is being a shit disturber x 100
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 01:13 AM
1 one player for Mage the Awakening, check my pin for more info and the book
Talljoe 29-Dec-16 01:28 AM
I'm not sure I have time for another campagin, but fuck it I'm in.
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 01:36 AM
Im very excited about Mage
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 02:48 AM
oh, that's good, why?
Eonwe 29-Dec-16 03:35 PM
do you guys do any tabletop sim
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 03:38 PM
We have, historically
We dont do our campaigns in it though
Eonwe 29-Dec-16 03:42 PM
got it
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 03:42 PM
We play a mean game of Secret Hitler tho
knockout 29-Dec-16 03:43 PM
more like secret joe
Eonwe 29-Dec-16 03:44 PM
I've never really played D&D
but if you guys ever play some TTSim im down
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 03:44 PM
I mean, most of us are beginners anyways
Talljoe 29-Dec-16 07:26 PM
I just defined the major factions in the Stars Without Number game. Interesting things are afoot in the the sector.
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 07:31 PM
Would you dare say
lit?
Future 29-Dec-16 07:55 PM
Let's get some games scanned into tts like the new bloodborne one
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 08:04 PM
Steam Workshop: Tabletop Simulator. Bloodborne: The Card Game designed by Eric M. Lang and based on Sony Entertainment and FromSoftware's hit video game Bloodborne for the PlayStation 4. In it, several Hunters will enter the Chalice Du
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 08:14 PM
hey tay, why exactly are you looking forward to mage specifically
hindered 29-Dec-16 09:52 PM
its going to be hype
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:05 PM
Yeah because it sounds lit
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 10:18 PM
ah fair
i'll make some basic characters this week
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:20 PM
Im #1 get excited about things guy
Hori 29-Dec-16 10:21 PM
No I am
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:21 PM
No I get way more hype
Hori 29-Dec-16 10:22 PM
Nah fam
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 10:24 PM
should make a #succ sucks tay's cock channel
Hori 29-Dec-16 10:24 PM
Gay
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 10:25 PM
i'd sub it hard ;/
so hard
Hori 29-Dec-16 10:25 PM
I am the alpha
allears 1
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 10:26 PM
did you guys look at the book briefly or anything, have any questions?
admittedly the game is a little more obtuse than D&D
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:37 PM
Im still reading through the pdf
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:38 PM
i have it open, but im not through it yet
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:39 PM
Is this gameworld the same as ours?
I think I read a reference to Boston?
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:41 PM
the world of darkness is our world but everything is dark and evil and all the clubs play goth trance
so everything in our world exists, but distorted via corruption
and its the humans doing all the corruption, the supernatural players are bit parts in all that
have you never played Bloodlines?
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:45 PM
Ive never played anything
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:46 PM
except wow you faggot loser
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:46 PM
Rude!
But accurate
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:46 PM
anyway its good and a nice introduction for a lot of people, though a bit buggy
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:46 PM
Lets play the Warcraft RPG
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:46 PM
but fan patches have fixed a lot of it
lets play autoerotic suicide
mage is weird though
because theyre largely good guys
and fairly fragile compared to the other supernatural creatures
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
What I need to know is
Using in game lore and setting
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
Vampire®: The Masquerade-Bloodlines™ delivers a new type of RPG experience-one that blends all the core elements of a traditional RPG with the graphical richness, immediacy and brutal combat of a first-person action game. The game plunges players into the dark and gritty vampire underworld of modern-day L.A. as a creature of the night.
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
Can I literally be Taylor Swift
weak wrists big dick 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
From now on
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
no
weak wrists big dick 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
"mods" is to be pronounced the same way as JEB!
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:50 PM
but you could be an up and coming pop star no prob
with the same name, undergoing a copyright legal dispute
but you would not be able to create a char with her attractiveness and resources
or someone who kills the real taylor swift and assumes her identity
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:53 PM
I mean duh
Obv
Wait why not attractiveness
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:54 PM
that may have to be done in game
well that was a mild joke
tay tay is prob attractiveness 5
but arguably 6
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:54 PM
sadtay
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:54 PM
which you would not be able to get
taylor swift is a hot alien
and not of this earth
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:54 PM
Prude 29-Dec-16 10:55 PM
I agree because Tay is a fine ass piece of fuckmeat
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:55 PM
do it
idgaf
Prude 29-Dec-16 10:55 PM
and he's wrong about her rating
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:55 PM
ree
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:55 PM
6 is like supernatureally hot
which im arguing she is
but your char can only be 5 max
and also that means her chrarisma and manipulation will be low
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:55 PM
Ok right but aside from hot and wealth
I can literally be Tay
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:56 PM
this is a pop star that exists in the world already
you cant be her
youre just some asshold
e
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:56 PM
How do we know Tay didnt spiral into obscurity
After awakening
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:56 PM
you may have a case
but tay will have more money than exists in points in the game
which breaks it
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:57 PM
She lost it all
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:57 PM
you will have to discuss with the ST
oh also Fame is a trait
which would be 5+
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:57 PM
In this universe she faded into obscurity and lost all fame and wealth
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:57 PM
and you will have to have/buy it
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:57 PM
But shes still the actual Taylor Swift
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
no, she was taylor switft today
and we are playing tomorrow
Prude 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
backstory: at some point in her history she let me rawdog her
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
something could happen
Prude 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
and my magical dick absorbed her greatness
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
but shes still a hundred millionaire
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
Maybe, because only in a magical fantasy world could that happen
sad 1
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
and anyone on the street will recognize her
and her stopping making music is national or worldwide headlines
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
Says who
Maybe in this universe she went full goth
And stopped showering
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:58 PM
thats how this universe works brah
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:59 PM
Its not real though
Cant it work however we want
hindered 29-Dec-16 10:59 PM
however you want
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 10:59 PM
Ok, so I want it to be that Im the actual real taylor swift sans fame and wealth
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:00 PM
just make Taylor Swyft, the compeitor
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:00 PM
Nope
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:00 PM
i have philosophical objections
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:00 PM
Actual real Taylor Alison Swift born December 13th 1989 (edited)
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:00 PM
then she has done something to diminish her stats to within a starting charachter sheet
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:01 PM
Thats what Ive been saying
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:01 PM
and you will have to discuss the implications of that with the ST
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:01 PM
Is this autism via abundance of dabs or lack thereof
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:01 PM
but she was tay tay as we know her up until some point
do you think it is a lack of?
really?
but im deep with White Wolf games
this is real
this was my nerdity in high school
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:02 PM
psh nerd
Us cool kids were scamming emo kids into buying bootleg cds
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:03 PM
i went to the rich kid school but hung out with public school goths playing vampire games
but now im a successful adult so who knows what can happen to a person
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:04 PM
@Longsaddle We need a tism fight settled
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:05 PM
i think he will capitulate to your internet stature
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:05 PM
hah
go ahead
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:05 PM
Ok, so if I set up the backstory to invalidate her existing wealth and fame and possible beauty
Can my character be the actual real Taylor Swift
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:06 PM
you can just be taylor swift
money and all
if that suits you
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:06 PM
you will be doing the real tay tay a disservice
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:06 PM
Is that fair though?
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:06 PM
why not?
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:07 PM
because we all know the real taylore swift has manipulation 5
charisma 5
appearance 5
performance 5
intelligence 5
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:07 PM
Maybe she became a really shitty person
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:07 PM
if you made a character using the methods
you could easily make a taylor swift approximation
and rp purposes you are tay swift
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:07 PM
but it would be a competing pop star
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:07 PM
or that
means nothing to me really
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
maybe shes convinced shes the real tay tay??
and is crazy
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
you could get a staff
to take care of mudane stupidities for you
etc
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
I clearly need to finish the PDF
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
and by a staff I mean a staff of people
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
pussy dick fucker
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
HELL yeah
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:08 PM
it would take a lot of merit points
5
out of your 10
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:09 PM
oh staff also costs points
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:09 PM
but it can be done for sure
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:09 PM
tay tay is off the charts sheetwise
thats the problem
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:09 PM
magic can only say us so far sadly
take us*
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:09 PM
ayup
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:09 PM
I got this
Its going to be lit
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
but yeah once you make a character you can play a celebrity
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
tay tay is hit by a drunk driver
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
it really doesn't affect me much
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
and is a quadriplegic
thats a legit concept
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
the benefits would be pretty miniml/standard
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
you can hvae the steve hawking chair
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:10 PM
mindquad swift
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:11 PM
im super cool with that
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:11 PM
Im not hating these ideas
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:11 PM
honestly most ideas are fine in mage
the rules are really loose for a reason
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:12 PM
i think run independantly, it can probably be pretty cool
but they are brittle compared to the rest of the games
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:12 PM
I think the rules are really obtuse
when it comes to mechanics
especially in the book because it keeps referencing itself
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:12 PM
it seems like theyve changed a lot, so im still reconciling things
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:13 PM
but a turn could easily go "I want to make this person blind"
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:13 PM
but if you do it in a crowd and say it real loud you might die
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:13 PM
"okay how" "Using forces magic to interrupt the flow of neurons to his frontal lobe" "okay roll 2 successes"
the magic wouldn't necessary be offending
it's not an obvious effect
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:14 PM
im deciding between a psychonaught and a necromancer/phile
yah
but paradox is/was a bitch
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:15 PM
keep in mind for the one shot i'm just making standar characters
to test things out
i'm also going to ban fate magic
and tone down time
because it's impossible to DM shit if you know the future
paradox is still harsh but it's not as cataclysmic as before
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:16 PM
Long
Ban deez
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:16 PM
are you handing out chars then?
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:16 PM
i'll just hand out 4 characters for the one shot
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:16 PM
oh well
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:16 PM
it'll give me an idea of how to run things
keep it smooth
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
poor tay tay
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
next one you can have a character readty
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
thats cool
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
if you have a character already made
I don't see why you can't use it
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
oh ok
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
I just didn't expect you guys to have it done
and know what you're doing
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
when are we running?
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
hrm
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
but i can make a ww sheet no prob
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
probably when all the hubbub is over and done with
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
yah
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:17 PM
new years and such
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:18 PM
yah, but then im back at work
but i can do weeknights
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:18 PM
we have 3 pnp campaigns going on right now as well
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:18 PM
yah idk everything going on, ive thrusted myself into this and that stars game
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:18 PM
we have a DnD game as well
which is full sadly
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:19 PM
yah no worries
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:19 PM
ran by Future
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:19 PM
ive done some, but dont know any real mechanics
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:19 PM
BMW DND is my favorite thing
Because A. its fun and B. How it started
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:19 PM
well it brought me out of the wordwork
wood*
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:19 PM
Exactly
And because it was something we mentioned in passing
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:20 PM
i first played dnd with a gay preist
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:20 PM
And then one day Future overheard and it was like yeah lets do it
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:20 PM
and it was good.
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:20 PM
Id first half joked about it when we all bought TTS
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:20 PM
i've played a gnome illusionist for like 20 years
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:20 PM
the illusion is your life
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:21 PM
I stabbed a dragon's eye out with a spoon
and it became the draconic eye gouger
artifact
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:22 PM
but is your prostate healthy?
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:22 PM
it will be ;/
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:22 PM
Stab deez
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:22 PM
unsmith
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:23 PM
so i will prob make a sheet and send it in, and you can add it to the random handouts or assign it however
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:23 PM
sure
i'll make it on roll20
and assign it there
roll20 has p.good mage sheets
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:23 PM
pin that bitch
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:24 PM
Are the sheets random or?
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:24 PM
NO
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:24 PM
Good because I HAVE to be a girl
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:24 PM
thats ez
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:24 PM
Yeah I also HAVE to be a girl
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:24 PM
gender is binary, but irrelevant in this game
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:25 PM
Pinned a message.
done
you can alter your sheet as needed
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:26 PM
i have more drink made than i need to drink
i will look at that manyana
any weekday next week is cool with me
sans friday
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:33 PM
Yeah idk im awful busy
Let me check my calendar
Yeah Im good most of next week
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:34 PM
for someone who basically dictated my life in rust
it seems like you should be busier
but eh
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:35 PM
i work for the man and make real motherfucking money
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:35 PM
Tay works his dick and makes more
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:35 PM
but im always free after 5 CST pending anomolies
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:35 PM
Its partly a joke
I do stuff
I just dont have/need a job and Ive taken a few year break from school
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
Like steal from your church
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
Borrow
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
wow seems like a productive use of that time
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
Did you return it yet
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
I will eventually
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
i'm sure the church would give willingly anyway
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:36 PM
It was just going to gather dust in the editing room
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:37 PM
does tay tay wear magic underwear?
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:37 PM
Plus I think after 15+ years of volunteer work Ive earned a few perks
No Im not a Romney Disciple
Im Southern Baptist
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:37 PM
lolll
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:37 PM
When's the next cam
Camp
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
krik cameron in this bitch
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
Have you gotten a better picture than that one from the one year
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
Dog I aint gone to camp since I was 12
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
I think we have to have a south to become a souther baptist
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
Don't you volunteer at Bible camp or something
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
im in NOLA bitch
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
Oh VBS you mean
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
think i dont know this
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
Uh
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
my wife is a united church of Canada thinger
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
I took pics at VNS this year didnt I?
Prude 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
what is money but time made physical, at a conversion rate one generally does not set themselves?
therefor, the man with all the time is the wealthiest of all~
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:38 PM
god prude you're so deep ;/
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
i have a number to my name
Longsaddle 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
❤
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
All I know
Prude 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
i was apparently behind in the channel
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
Is Ive got a lot of money, a lot of time, and an uncanny ability at leading nerds in video games
Prude 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
thought the "im free" chat was current!!!
"leading"
aka
screaming at rowdy kittens
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:39 PM
smugpepe
>BMW still exists >Wasnt on accident
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:40 PM
this is a unique forum for me to tabletop, i will grant you this
and i hope conan comes to something
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:40 PM
It will
BMW kept Rust going for probably a year after it should have died with Goons
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:41 PM
im tired of shitty games that people can maybe make fun
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:41 PM
A force using the leaders and abilites Ive assembled should be able to make a very good go of Conan
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:41 PM
by the power of ra
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:41 PM
All the Reds have a unique skill or ability that makes them uniquely qualified to run things
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:42 PM
i may seem sloppy but i have it exremely together, althought i have low expectations
Prude 29-Dec-16 11:42 PM
so long as Conan draws the spirit, the soul, the LIFEBLOOD of BMW in
I'm sure it'll work out
smugpepe
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:43 PM
Ban
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:43 PM
ive read every Howard story
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-16 11:44 PM
Conan is going to be lit
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:44 PM
im optimistic, despite my instincts
Hori 29-Dec-16 11:45 PM
im succ
hi optimistic
hindered 29-Dec-16 11:45 PM
my duck
stinct in my bitch
two in the pink one in the stinct
i have no carbs to offset the liquor im about to injest
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:28 AM
Ive watched a few other groups playing DnD on twitch
Theyre very bland
Although I did find a DM who does amazing voices
@Future @Talljoe Yall need to get yalls voice game on point
Longsaddle 30-Dec-16 01:33 AM
sorry I won't be doing that Tay, I was teargassed really badly in Haiti
;/
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:34 AM
wat
Longsaddle 30-Dec-16 01:35 AM
CS gas
I inhaled too much of it
my throat is messed up
I clear it and cough a lot
Prude 30-Dec-16 01:36 AM
thats
more fucked up than i imagined
Longsaddle 30-Dec-16 01:36 AM
it's why my d&d interactions are minimal
no crazy voices, it bothers my throat ;/
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:38 AM
Wait this isnt a bit?
Hori 30-Dec-16 01:39 AM
longsaddle doesnt do bits
Longsaddle 30-Dec-16 01:39 AM
no, no bit
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:39 AM
A. Why were you in Haiti B. Why were you tear gassed
Longsaddle 30-Dec-16 01:39 AM
oh I thought it was somewhat common knowledge
i was in the canadian army
I was part of a dart team
Disaster Assistance Response Team
there were riots and such, we'd throw tear gas, they'd throw the canisters back at us
repeat ad nauseum
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:40 AM
Well shit
Then even more reaosn for the other two DMs to do voices
Do them in Longsaddles memory
Longsaddle 30-Dec-16 01:41 AM
lol
I feel future's pain when he tries to do those high pitched things
you can hear the cracking
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:43 AM
I wonder if I could use Reaper to in real time manipulate the pitch of my voice
Hori 30-Dec-16 01:43 AM
deez
smug 2
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 01:51 AM
got em
Talljoe 30-Dec-16 03:45 AM
I do minor variations on voices.
Future 30-Dec-16 01:49 PM
Yeah voices are brutal
Talljoe 30-Dec-16 04:43 PM
@Hazlen @hindered @Taylor Swift @Hori When would you like to have our next session?
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-16 04:44 PM
Whenever
hindered 30-Dec-16 05:02 PM
yah whenever
though i would prefer if it was a time where all parties could actually meet
Talljoe 30-Dec-16 05:03 PM
I would prefer that as well. :) (edited)
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 05:59 PM
@Talljoe @hindered @Taylor Swift @Hori I've "created" your characters(unless you want to make your own just go and change my stuff)
log onto the roll20 at some point so I can assign the sheets to you
just succ left
Taylor Swift 01-Jan-17 06:01 PM
Mods please rename Talljoe to malljoe tia
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:01 PM
oh, succ already logged in I forgot
alright, well you all have control over your sheets, i've written a small very basic bio, if you feel that's not right for you or want to remake your character, go ahead
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:01 PM
where do i see that?
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:01 PM
if you hjave any questions about creation or anything just shoot me a mention
top right of the roll20 screen
newpaper looking icon
should be under your name
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:02 PM
yah, thats what i thought, but its empty
now i got it
thx
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:03 PM
forgot about the journal button
did it for everyone
Hori 01-Jan-17 06:13 PM
shit im a smart nigga
i think
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:22 PM
my guy is a shooty mans
im going to swap str and dex if you dont mind
Hori 01-Jan-17 06:24 PM
no swapping
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:24 PM
oh is 'weaponry' melee?
swap my ass juice with your mother
ninja mans
then maybe i do need the str
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:27 PM
weaponry is melee yes
firearms is well firearms
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:27 PM
yes, i figured that one out, but had made a wrong assuption before i saw it
im down with my sheet
just need a name
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:28 PM
you'll make your own characters
just wanted to do a test run
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:28 PM
thats cool with me
Hori 01-Jan-17 06:28 PM
are we sticking with our stats and path?
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:28 PM
i havent read as much of the book as ive wanted
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:28 PM
no after this you can make whatver you like
if you're confident in how to make a character now you can change it to your needs
I don't mind
Hori 01-Jan-17 06:29 PM
nah i got no idea whats going on
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:29 PM
creation is just a labored process so it's not really doable on the fly
Hori 01-Jan-17 06:29 PM
i need to read the thing a bit
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:30 PM
yah its a lot to fill out, the hardest bit is picking your powers
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 06:30 PM
i'm not doing rotes now because they're not really needed for a one shot
nor merits
hindered 01-Jan-17 06:34 PM
thats all she rote
hindered 01-Jan-17 07:18 PM
so when we playing this bitch?
TrapBot BOT 01-Jan-17 08:00 PM
Hey @everyone, maybe dnd?
Longsaddle 01-Jan-17 08:18 PM
I'm not sure when we'll play mage next week maybe
Talljoe 01-Jan-17 08:22 PM
@Hori @Hazlen @Taylor Swift @hindered Stars Without Number Wednesday night at 7pm PST? (edited)
Hori 01-Jan-17 08:22 PM
it would have to be a bit later than that
Talljoe 01-Jan-17 08:22 PM
How much later?
hindered 01-Jan-17 08:24 PM
im 50/50. i think i can, but i may have plans with a female.
just thowing it out there, i could do tonight
Talljoe 01-Jan-17 08:25 PM
I can also do tonight.
hindered 01-Jan-17 08:25 PM
and youd get the added advantage that im not drinking tonight
Hori 01-Jan-17 08:35 PM
i cant do tonight
i have plans
Taylor Swift 01-Jan-17 08:35 PM
His plans are jerking off to anime
Rejd 01-Jan-17 08:36 PM
I just wanna hear Future try to explain what the fuck we're doing
Drown the third guy in a row? Sure, now try narrating that, future.
Talljoe 01-Jan-17 08:44 PM
How about Wednesday night at 7pm?
hindered 01-Jan-17 08:44 PM
i would not expect that to be a problem for me
7PST?
Talljoe 01-Jan-17 08:47 PM
Yeah
@hindered I could be convinced to run a one-shot tonight if we get 2 or 3 more players.
hindered 01-Jan-17 09:09 PM
uhhh so im down
but i wont be up super late (unless we actually play)
Hori 02-Jan-17 02:17 PM
ok yeah i cant particapte tonight
Talljoe 02-Jan-17 03:55 PM
How about Wednesday?
Taylor Swift 02-Jan-17 06:11 PM
Works for me
hindered 02-Jan-17 06:19 PM
SWN?
i would expect to be available
Talljoe 03-Jan-17 11:19 AM
@everyone The next session of Stars Without Number (Space D&D) is tomorrow (Wednesday) night at 7pm PST. We have room for one more if you want in.
Longsaddle 03-Jan-17 12:14 PM
ugh, do you need an extra?
as in would it help the game?
knockout 03-Jan-17 12:16 PM
can we get a US EST office cuck's game? as in something earlier than 10 PM US EST?
Talljoe 03-Jan-17 12:23 PM
@Longsaddle We could use a biopsionic for healing and such.
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 02:16 PM
@here We all ready for tonight
Also @Future are we going to be able to continue Sunday?
Future 04-Jan-17 02:29 PM
YES!
@Talljoe @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Hori @Rejd Im back in town and can dnd whenever works for everyone
Longsaddle 04-Jan-17 02:30 PM
ah great
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 02:31 PM
I'm not available this weekend, I can do tomorrow night or next week.
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 02:35 PM
Willing to let someone play you?
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 02:40 PM
That'd probably be ok.
I might be able to make Sunday night.
hindered 04-Jan-17 02:43 PM
yah im still down
i wouldnt mind starting a bit early
knockout 04-Jan-17 03:03 PM
Charlie Hall
We talked with the creator of Kingdom Death: Monster and his fans about the graphic miniatures game
knockout 04-Jan-17 03:12 PM
realllly want to back it but core set is $250 negative
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 04:08 PM
Lol
Longsaddle 04-Jan-17 05:05 PM
hah
we're youtube famous
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 05:10 PM
I like that it's listed under "Cars"
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 05:14 PM
Because of BMW
hindered 04-Jan-17 07:14 PM
checking in
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 07:48 PM
Yo yo
I thought it was because of the Dodge Apocalypse. (edited)
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 07:49 PM
por que no los dos
hindered 04-Jan-17 07:52 PM
english motherfucker
knockout 04-Jan-17 07:54 PM
why not both
hindered 04-Jan-17 08:01 PM
were gonna build a wall
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 08:02 PM
Roll to build a wall
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 08:06 PM
/roll 2d6+2
Hazlen 04-Jan-17 08:28 PM
.roll 1d8
TrapBot BOT 04-Jan-17 08:28 PM
🎲 => 2
Hazlen 04-Jan-17 08:28 PM
welp looks like i'm only building a fence
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 08:39 PM
@here 20 minutes until Stars Without Number.
There's still room for one more, if you're interested let me know ASAP and we'll make a character.
hindered 04-Jan-17 08:44 PM
feeding dog and then joining up
sounds horn
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 08:53 PM
@Hori lets go boi
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 09:02 PM
@Hazlen Are you joining us?
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:31 PM
God dammit yall
If yall arent interested or available just say something
Dont let us wait until its happening to find out people dont show up
👍 2
Future 04-Jan-17 09:42 PM
id love to join to busy atm
dming + irl player is about my table top limit 😦
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:42 PM
We just need the players we had to show up
TallJoe has put a lot of work into this
And its not even not being able to be there
its not saying anything after 100 @ s
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:46 PM
yo im here sorry
i didnt have discord open
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:46 PM
We called it off
You going to be open for Sunday tho?
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:47 PM
at 10?
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:47 PM
Assume so
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:47 PM
i should be
i might have to stop particiapting in SWN cause of my new wow raid times
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:48 PM
Whats your raid days?
Prude 04-Jan-17 09:48 PM
further proof that WoW is bad tbh
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:48 PM
sadtay
Future 04-Jan-17 09:48 PM
triggered
Prude 04-Jan-17 09:48 PM
maybe we should all give it up, for other things
like tabletop, and GW2
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:48 PM
mods
Future 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
speaking of gw2
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
fuck wow
Future 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
im almost ready for raids on my necro
need like one more trinket
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
HELL yeah
How did you get there so fast
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
have you considred: anal dialation?
Prude 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
nice, i'm not sure what kind of gear is even required for raiding in GW2 but I'm not super concerned with the PvE anyways
Future 04-Jan-17 09:49 PM
its not to bad tay pvp gives the gear now
but you only need ascended weapons and trinkets and 1 ring to start dont NEED the armor
its only like 5% boost
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:50 PM
Well fug
Future 04-Jan-17 09:50 PM
gonna unlock druid tonight for lics probs er finish druid
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:50 PM
t/w/th
Future 04-Jan-17 09:50 PM
i think shes p close
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:51 PM
nice
Future 04-Jan-17 09:51 PM
then im gonna start gearing up my mesmer
i havent let the gw2 dream die
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 09:52 PM
The schedule is flexible.
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:52 PM
Could we do SWN on Saturdays?
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 09:52 PM
During the day, yes
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:52 PM
@Hori @Hazlen @hindered ?
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:52 PM
daytime would be fine
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:53 PM
i cant do day time on weekends until i go back to college in 2 weeks after that ill be able to
Hazlen 04-Jan-17 09:53 PM
weekends are better
Talljoe 04-Jan-17 09:53 PM
I'm busy this weekend anyway
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:54 PM
sunday is no good for me this week but usually is
but i guess thats yalls dnd night
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:54 PM
are we still doing D&D sat and sun?
at 10 cst or w.e
Future 04-Jan-17 09:54 PM
sunday
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:54 PM
Saturday can be a different group though
Future 04-Jan-17 09:54 PM
yeah
i can pry do saturday too
just cant prep campaign that fast for back to back days
you guys arent really doing things linear anymore
need some turn around time
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:55 PM
It would be nice to have Future as a player
Instead of DM
Future 04-Jan-17 09:55 PM
yeah
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:55 PM
Joe says hes got some lit stuff set up so
Future 04-Jan-17 09:55 PM
im a huge fan of palidans in 5e now
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:55 PM
why dont you marry them?
Future 04-Jan-17 09:56 PM
after my warlock got disintigrated i rolled a palidan level 5 and crit for 64 damage
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:56 PM
got em
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:56 PM
maybe you should be a paladin tay
get it
palaDAN
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:57 PM
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Future 04-Jan-17 09:57 PM
yeah spelling is opp
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:57 PM
Clearly my next character should be a fire mage
To fit my new waifu
Hori 04-Jan-17 09:58 PM
fuck firemages
go ice sorc
Future 04-Jan-17 09:58 PM
fire mageeeeee
just get flame sculpting and do all aoes all the time
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:59 PM
Or I guess I could just do that in Mage
Forget being Taylor
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:59 PM
mage doesnt have a date yet, right?
can we please all show up for that one?
Taylor Swift 04-Jan-17 09:59 PM
No, not yet
Its on the BMW DND Coming Soon list
Which is essentially - Mage - Futures Campaign - My Campaign
hindered 04-Jan-17 09:59 PM
im from a time where making an appointment meant something
Future 04-Jan-17 10:00 PM
Sculpt Spells Beginning at 2nd level, you can create pockets of relative safety within the effects of your Evocation Spells. When you cast an Evocation spell that affects other creatures that you can see, you can choose a number of them equal to 1 + the spell’s level. The chosen creatures automatically succeed on their saving throws against the spell, and they take no damage if they would normally take half damage on a successful save.
hindered 04-Jan-17 10:00 PM
cracker ass whippersnappers
wojack 1
Hori 04-Jan-17 10:01 PM
thats a nice ability
Taylor Swift 05-Jan-17 10:46 PM
Why is all this shit so expensive
hindered 05-Jan-17 11:19 PM
because you touch yourself at night
bullied 2
Future 06-Jan-17 01:46 AM
i was thinking of doing a one off like that
some sick nasty dungeon and each person brings 3 character sheets
go until the party dies
Taylor Swift 06-Jan-17 01:49 AM
That sounds lit
Future 06-Jan-17 01:50 AM
also should i start digging into faerun lore
like our story will end soon
in 1-2 more dungeons
1 i created myself
not sure if we want to close out that story
or if i should dig into some of the other lore of the world and start building it out into a living world
where we can keep the campaign going
OR option 3
we continue to go through the pre written content
its heavily railroaded like lost mines
Hori 06-Jan-17 01:52 AM
We light our balls on fire and see what happens
Tay and I are female so we don't have to
Future 06-Jan-17 01:52 AM
but is interesting in that its kinda like the story of 5e in a way
and no one really plays through them dms will buy the stories for source material
theme, setting, interesting npcs / dungeons / bosses and litter them into their world
but people play through them like once each because then the story is spoiled
so going through all of them could be a thing as well
Taylor Swift 06-Jan-17 01:54 AM
Sounds good to keep going
Rejd 06-Jan-17 04:08 AM
Yeah I wouldn't mind as a new player
Depends on what you prefer dming
knockout 06-Jan-17 02:33 PM
guys, i can really feel myself ponying up the $350 for the kingdom death kickstarter
im trying so hard not to do it
but i want it so badly
Future 06-Jan-17 07:08 PM
@Talljoe you going to be here sunday
If not we could do our first one off crucible dungeon
2 character sheets each, level 5, party
Talljoe 06-Jan-17 07:14 PM
@Future I will know my schedule more in a few hours.
Future 06-Jan-17 07:16 PM
sweet
Talljoe 07-Jan-17 07:05 PM
It seems I will.be back to civilization in tune to start tomorrow at 8 or 9 PST.
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-17 07:13 PM
!!!
Talljoe 07-Jan-17 09:16 PM
I might even be able to do it tonight in a couple of hours if persuaded.
Future 07-Jan-17 09:30 PM
9pst tomorrow is the correct time
lit
Future 07-Jan-17 09:52 PM
We doing a one off tonight?
So borwd
No ones on Diablo or cs
Reeeeee
Prude 07-Jan-17 09:53 PM
i might get on diablo in a little, need to continue the grind to season journey finish myself
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-17 09:53 PM
Yeah Ill get on if we're doing a bit
Future 07-Jan-17 09:54 PM
I got my 6 piece need to grind up gens
The 3 25 ones
Also got furnace for my cube
So no one off
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-17 09:55 PM
Kinda short notice
Prude 07-Jan-17 09:55 PM
you could try tagging whoever would be involved
if you two are trying to do that
Future 07-Jan-17 09:55 PM
itd just be whoeevers arouns
and wants top
theres a random dungeon generator
i kinda wanna try it out
throw it on a roll20 board and make nerds dive through it
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-17 10:02 PM
getin
Taylor Swift 08-Jan-17 04:27 PM
@here Remember we are doing our campaign tonight
Rejd 08-Jan-17 04:31 PM
oh
Hori 08-Jan-17 04:34 PM
normal time still?
Taylor Swift 08-Jan-17 04:53 PM
si
Future 08-Jan-17 07:58 PM
If that wirks
Works
Rejd 08-Jan-17 08:09 PM
VIDEOGAMES DED
Talljoe 08-Jan-17 09:40 PM
I am can play!
9pm is best. If I'm the only one holding up 8pm then I can get back to a computer sooner.
Hori 08-Jan-17 09:42 PM
either works for me
Taylor Swift 08-Jan-17 09:44 PM
I'm still in
Talljoe 08-Jan-17 09:46 PM
@ me if earlier
Future 08-Jan-17 10:10 PM
9pm
works
Talljoe 08-Jan-17 11:00 PM
D&Ree
Taylor Swift 08-Jan-17 11:00 PM
@here Lets do it
Taylor Swift 08-Jan-17 11:08 PM
@Longsaddle waiting on you duder
Hori 08-Jan-17 11:11 PM
@Longsaddle SADDLE UP BOI
Rejd 08-Jan-17 11:19 PM
@Longsaddle you're in for a ride!
Talljoe 09-Jan-17 12:33 AM
Hori 09-Jan-17 12:37 AM
sorry fam ill study up on my cones so i dont hit you next time
Talljoe 09-Jan-17 12:40 AM
no prob
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 02:23 AM
This is what failure looks like
sadtay
Rejd 09-Jan-17 02:55 AM
Rejd 09-Jan-17 05:33 AM
because fuck the default dnd sheet macros
Talljoe 09-Jan-17 01:25 PM
That dungeon was litaf.
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Yeah I legit got concerned there a few times
knockout 09-Jan-17 01:29 PM
were you legit concerned or literally concerned
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 01:30 PM
Literally shaking
knockout 09-Jan-17 01:30 PM
legit shaking?
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 01:34 PM
Full Parkinsons
knockout 09-Jan-17 01:35 PM
🔥
Hori 09-Jan-17 01:36 PM
im pretty sure i would have died many times if i couldnt rage
Future 09-Jan-17 01:46 PM
Thank god I was worried
It wouldn't be a good dungeon without almost dying
The downside of that means sometimes with bad rolls someone will die but without that edge what's the point
I don't want something unbeatable but no spells / potions / hp is a good goal for dming imo
Something longer with more empty / open spaces would be cool but order raiding camps are going to be pretty compact and functional
War hearth / altar / barracks / war chiefs private quarters / loot rooms and stables maybe
The empty rooms kinda add to the edge of the dungeon crawl and the we can push one more room in might be empty gamble
Talljoe 09-Jan-17 02:01 PM
Yeah, press your luck. We killed a beefy guy, do we go on? Maybe it's loot, maybe it's an owl bear, maybe it's 18 goblins.
Is it safe to rest here?
I'm spending all my ki and wishing I had more so that's great.
Future 09-Jan-17 03:14 PM
There's a website that builds random dungeons I want to try it out but it's hard because the layouts are very specific and like winding catacombs
And you can't select creatures of a specific type like orc or goblin so I don't use it
But I want to try out the dungeons to see if they are general balanced
But they are a gauntlet I think it would make a good one off
like heres a 'medium' difficult dungeon for a group of level 5 adventurers
and all the random generations are some variance of that floor layout which is pretty nonsense if you had to map it to some kind of real floor layout other that generic winding rpg dungeon
lots of hallways and dead ends and long paths and double backs etc.
which is a shame because the encounters are so thorough
even though they look like they would wipe a party about half way in
I think the idea is you could dissect some of the encounters and rooms to match what you need but at that point you might as well use some thing like
and build your own 'balanced' encounters
the DM manual has an adjusted maximum daily xp limit it recommends for partys
and you can match that against the fight club to be something that should be within the partys resource limit
Talljoe 09-Jan-17 03:20 PM
That's a cool generator (donjon). The link just wen to the form, not the completed dungeon, though. I made my own to play with it.
Future 09-Jan-17 03:21 PM
oh nice
yeah I'm sure if you tweak it you can get some cool stuff
also theres no reason you have to use the encounters you could just take the floor maps
I was reading people will do that and export them to some other tool to texture them and upload for adventures
yeah their caves are better than their standard ones
because a cave can realistically be anything but the 30 room monasteries feel more like a sewer than the inside of any real building
but I guess dungeon maps for real buildings are best inspired by real buildings anyway
I need to dig through some lists of ideas for magic weapons. Everything I saw was either generic like the dm manual suggestions or extremely overpowered
there was nothing that was just fun or slightly better than a normal weapon
Future 09-Jan-17 03:37 PM
yes please
that monitor battle board
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 03:41 PM
Thats pretty cool actuyally
There was a big whine post yesterday on r/dnd about kicking someone out of the group because they asked the female DM if they could fuck the bird person
I dont know the IRL aspec tof this, but do people get real butthurt when you try dumb silly shit?
Hazlen 09-Jan-17 03:43 PM
stare
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 03:45 PM
Cant find it anymore rip
But theres several posts sprinkled in there about women and DnD
Which is ironic because theres one that says "Why are women not welcome in DnD" which A. Im pretty sure isnt true or because its nerds have 0 social skills and not misogyny
knockout 09-Jan-17 03:46 PM
so they kicked out corndog?
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 03:46 PM
Or B. Because yall ostracize people that just want to fuck the bird person
Hazlen 09-Jan-17 03:47 PM
in the land of make believe~
knockout 09-Jan-17 03:47 PM
is there a tabletop game that prohibits the creation of humanoid female characters and instead only has a one-god alignment system represented by a phallus?
Taylor Swift 09-Jan-17 03:48 PM
Idk, but you should make it
knockout 09-Jan-17 03:49 PM
i'll call it "Heraldry Of Man Omnipotent"
it will come prepackaged with miniatures in a heavy package
with a hard ruleset
it will foster stiff competition between male gamers
.. gayquote
TrapBot BOT 09-Jan-17 03:50 PM
Talljoe 10-Jan-17 01:09 PM
@Hazlen @hindered @Taylor Swift @Hori Can you all do SWN this Saturday at noon PST?
knockout 10-Jan-17 01:10 PM
pissed none of you appreciated my idea for a new tabletop game called HOMO
Hazlen 10-Jan-17 01:32 PM
saturday at noon sounds good
Taylor Swift 10-Jan-17 01:33 PM
same
hindered 10-Jan-17 01:41 PM
yah that works for me
Talljoe 10-Jan-17 02:46 PM
Excellent, just need @Hori to confirm.
Taylor Swift 10-Jan-17 02:49 PM
Can confirm hes a weeb
Hori 10-Jan-17 02:51 PM
um like i said last week or w/e im moving back into college this weekened so a day time game will be hard to make
if you guys plan on running it during the day then finding someone else as a replacement if you can is probably a good choice
Taylor Swift 10-Jan-17 02:52 PM
Youre operative right
Hori 10-Jan-17 02:52 PM
yea
Taylor Swift 10-Jan-17 02:52 PM
I can do it
Hori 10-Jan-17 02:53 PM
im the same class as you just i have points in like pilot or whatever
Taylor Swift 10-Jan-17 02:53 PM
Yeaqh I got this famalam
Hori 10-Jan-17 02:53 PM
yea i have to go buy shit for my dorm its gay as hell
Hazlen 10-Jan-17 02:55 PM
I hope you make the right choice and get fabulous decorations
seeing as you have a gay as hell dorm
Hori 10-Jan-17 02:56 PM
anywhere i am is gay as hell
Talljoe 10-Jan-17 05:48 PM
Oh, crap. What time would you be able to make it?
Future 10-Jan-17 06:24 PM
Sucks dorm doesn't need deco just plug him straight into the internet where he belonngs
hindered 10-Jan-17 08:22 PM
if we dont play this time i will shit
Taylor Swift 10-Jan-17 08:26 PM
same
Rejd 10-Jan-17 10:08 PM
I just wanna play more dnd and swing my big hammer around
if you know what I mean
😏 2
smugime 1
Future 11-Jan-17 01:04 AM
going back to florida in 4 hours
for the wedding on saturday so wont be around this week to dnd 😦
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 01:06 AM
fart
Talljoe 11-Jan-17 02:51 AM
ono! Need to demolish some Echo Caves!
Just so you know, if I die my next character will be a bugbear from VGM.
Rejd 11-Jan-17 03:34 PM
Welp, figured out how to get my disciple of life trait working in roll20, my custom macros weren't needed.
Still, now you have to do less math since it combines it all into just a single number!
top default, bottom custom
&{template:default} {{name=@{character_name}, Level @{level} @{race} @{class}}} {{Health:=@{hp} / @{npcd_hp} ([[ round(@{hp} / @{npcd_hp} * 100)]]%; -[[@{npcd_hp} - @{hp} ]]) }} {{AC:=@{ac}}} {{Speed:=@{speed}ft}} {{@{class_resource_name}:=@{class_resource}}} &{template:default} {{name=Spells expended}} {{Level 1:=@{lvl1_slots_expended} / @{lvl1_slots_total}}} {{Level 2:=@{lvl2_slots_expended} / @{lvl2_slots_total}}}
That's where you plug that macro into your sheet
I'm sperging over this too much
Hazlen 11-Jan-17 03:46 PM
goonsay
Talljoe 11-Jan-17 03:50 PM
I sperg a bit, too.
&{template:dmg} {{rname=Crit}} {{dmg1flag=1}} {{dmg1=[[?{Die|Monk Weapon, @{selected|monkdie}|Spear, 1d8|Shortbow, 1d6}]] }} {{dmg1type=Weapon}} {{dmg2flag=1}} {{dmg2=[[1d6]]}} {{dmg2type=Sneak Attack}}
Rejd 11-Jan-17 03:52 PM
Hell yeah
Talljoe 11-Jan-17 03:54 PM
Also notice the macro buttons at the bottom, color coded for maximum spergidity. (edited)
Rejd 11-Jan-17 03:55 PM
How do you do that
Talljoe 11-Jan-17 03:58 PM
Drag clickable things down to the macro bar, or create specific macros.
Like in that dialog.
Longsaddle 11-Jan-17 06:06 PM
Uh hi everyone here, my husband told me to check his phone and stuff and I saw that he had a few mentions here, sorry if he missed anything he's gone through a pretty rough procedure last week and he might not be able to answer for a little while. Sorry if i'm bugging you
Hazlen 11-Jan-17 06:07 PM
oh no is longsaddle okay
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 06:07 PM
Tell him Tay loves him
No homo Little bit of homo (edited)
hindered 11-Jan-17 06:09 PM
its all good. let him rest.
send nudes.
knockout 11-Jan-17 06:11 PM
of longsaddle (edited)
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:07 PM
when
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:08 PM
fuck off
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:08 PM
smugpepe
knockout 11-Jan-17 08:08 PM
why dont you massively mulitplayer online roleplaying game deez
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:09 PM
because i value my time
grind deez
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:12 PM
The Warcraft RPG actually seems good
imo
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:12 PM
im pretty serious about running a 3rd edition vampire campaign
i may have a sober assistant even
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:12 PM
I know what character @Hori would play
.i Dance in the vampire bund
TrapBot BOT 11-Jan-17 08:13 PM
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:13 PM
loli vamp is a thing
though perhaps the storyteller would not be so easy on them
there are actually some pretty good child vampire conecpts
Hazlen 11-Jan-17 08:14 PM
let me guess
she's 4200 years old too
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:14 PM
so like you likely wont be over 100
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:15 PM
I think?
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:15 PM
there are people out there that old, but you are not they
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:15 PM
400 apparently
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:15 PM
you put points on the sheet, you are not recreating anime
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:16 PM
this is a way diff universe
you likely wont physically tansform
with specific exceptions
that are possible
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:16 PM
I know
Im talking about something different
Duderino
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:17 PM
yes yes
im very serious about vampires
knockout 11-Jan-17 08:19 PM
yes yes
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:19 PM
Dont do it Linsday
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:19 PM
Actually the only vampire that matters is Shinobu Oshino
Hazlen 11-Jan-17 08:20 PM
so how serious about vampires are you?
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:20 PM
And Shinobu can transform
Therefore all vampires can transform into lolis
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:21 PM
vtm 3rd edition is the only tabletop game i know by heart
i havent open a book in 10 years but i still know everything
its 90s gothic-punk
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:23 PM
All yourselves all this:
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:23 PM
in a world of extreme corruption and supernatural intrigue
knockout 11-Jan-17 08:23 PM
@Taylor Swift DONT DO deez
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:23 PM
i vant to suck deez
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:23 PM
If a vampire isn't a 420 year old loli, is she really worth mentioning? No.
Hazlen 11-Jan-17 08:24 PM
i played the video game
it was 👌🏼
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:24 PM
if you spend a lot of points on your lineage, you may be able to be that old
bloodlines owned
and represented the game well, i think
i replay that every few years
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:24 PM
Spend a lot of points on deez
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:24 PM
RIP Troijka
troika?
rip 2
idk
you made buggy ass games with good stories
im frankly not conviced that @Hori attends tabletop events
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:29 PM
Attend deez
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:29 PM
:callout:
watch Let The Right One IN
knockout 11-Jan-17 08:30 PM
SO GOOD
and watch the original
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:30 PM
Directed by Tomas Alfredson. With Kåre Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, Per Ragnar, Henrik Dahl. Oskar, an overlooked and bullied boy, finds love and revenge through Eli, a beautiful but peculiar girl.
yah
that fits in the WoD universe
though if you make a trans loli i will kill your char almost immediately
knockout 11-Jan-17 08:32 PM
you mean sire smugpepe
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:32 PM
Uhh warlords of draenor is part of wow
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:32 PM
those words mean nothing
Hori 11-Jan-17 08:33 PM
Wow is arguably the most important game behind gw2 being best game so
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:33 PM
ree
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:34 PM
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:39 PM
plz pin that
review at your leisure, i will get a tentative headcount later
like a week or two really
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:40 PM
Pinned a message.
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:41 PM
pm me questions or definite interest
also taking suggestions on the city to run
this has a bunch of supplement books
but there are so many words
so like use your discretion
Taylor Swift 11-Jan-17 08:45 PM
Thats indeed a lot of words
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:45 PM
i can talk to a wall about this for hours
you really just need to figure out your clan
though based on the campaign, some clans may be limited
knockout 11-Jan-17 08:48 PM
i want to be in the gayest anne rice campaign
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:48 PM
i might do new orleans
it would easier for me in some ways
and there would def be some doing the tropes
start on page 64 of that rulebook
lol
its really pretty simple
its just d10s
abilities + attributes vs a difficulty
and your clan is your powerz
character sheet
Rejd 12-Jan-17 03:12 AM
oh dang
there's more clans in that vtm tabletop game than in the videogame
OI VEY
Taylor Swift 12-Jan-17 03:30 AM
juden
Rejd 12-Jan-17 04:24 AM
Man, trying to create a vtm character just shows me how easy dnd 5e is in comparison
Rejd 12-Jan-17 04:39 AM
/roll 1d10
.roll 1d10
TrapBot BOT 12-Jan-17 04:39 AM
🎲 => 2
Rejd 12-Jan-17 04:39 AM
Oh fuck
fine
Starting with a 2 in the bloodpool 😦
hindered 12-Jan-17 08:27 AM
hmm, youre pretty much guaranteed 10 (edited)
i would say that you dont have to know the mechanics of the game very well, the storyteller will tell you what to roll
you just need to know the general setting and the clan you want to be
i can help with char creation from that point
but despite all my words, i probably dont want to start for a couple weeks, so just gloss over the stuff if youre interested
oh lol, yes, now i get what you were doing. you roll for your initial blood pool. but thats just temp points, you would have 10+ available. youd need to hunt that first night.
i think there will be 5-ish slots.
4-6
hindered 12-Jan-17 07:33 PM
please dont doxx me
hindered 12-Jan-17 07:41 PM
who has hosting for a few pdfs?
Taylor Swift 12-Jan-17 07:42 PM
Uh
I do
hindered 12-Jan-17 07:43 PM
im not talking about hosting in the grindr sense
pretty down to fucks lol
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 07:44 PM
Put it up on fuck goons yo
hindered 12-Jan-17 07:44 PM
i dont even read games
so i dont know this shit
ill figure it out
Taylor Swift 12-Jan-17 07:45 PM
Im serious
We've got plenty of space
hindered 12-Jan-17 07:46 PM
gaping amounts
Talljoe 14-Jan-17 11:01 AM
@here T-minus 3 hours to LIT-off!
Hazlen 14-Jan-17 11:06 AM
I have plans at 2 , will be able to play for an hour and half or so.
Talljoe 14-Jan-17 11:13 AM
ok
hindered 14-Jan-17 01:41 PM
checking in
Taylor Swift 14-Jan-17 01:43 PM
Butt
🍑 1
Talljoe 14-Jan-17 02:06 PM
@Taylor Swift SWN?!
Taylor Swift 14-Jan-17 02:06 PM
Im around
Talljoe 14-Jan-17 02:06 PM
Hop in roll20.
Hazlen 14-Jan-17 02:42 PM
tay is gonna murk the first person we met allears
something about taking over the ship
Taylor Swift 14-Jan-17 02:43 PM
If Young Metro dont trust you
Taylor Swift 14-Jan-17 04:11 PM
Game Summary: Young hardbody walked up to us NEETS, I REEE'd and shot her, short scuffle, Captain detains her because I tattled
Talljoe 14-Jan-17 07:32 PM
I'm so happy you did that.
Fun times.
Hori 14-Jan-17 11:40 PM
are we playing tomorrow or did future say he was out of town with some shit
Taylor Swift 14-Jan-17 11:40 PM
I think hes out of town
We can do SWN again if we want
Hazlen 14-Jan-17 11:48 PM
sure
hindered 15-Jan-17 03:06 AM
i am going to some art museum on sunday (toda)
y
but like i will have some availablity
Taylor Swift 15-Jan-17 03:36 AM
Art? More like fart
hindered 15-Jan-17 10:18 AM
agreed
Hori 15-Jan-17 10:19 AM
You could call me a fartist
hindered 15-Jan-17 10:56 AM
okay so yah i have a thing pretty much exactly when you want to do SWN
id probably be available a couple hours later
but im also okay with just putting the char on auto or with a ringer
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 12:23 PM
Let me know when. I am pretty flexible today.
Hori 15-Jan-17 12:41 PM
I am in the car
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 01:41 PM
Update, I'm available after 8pm.
hindered 15-Jan-17 02:09 PM
if you mean 8PST, that may be too late for me
i think im out, feel free to go on without me
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 02:25 PM
When are you available? I'll see if I can bring that in.
We can do another 2-hour session.
hindered 15-Jan-17 02:26 PM
i would guess between 6-9PST. But i havent here to many others chime in, so im skeptical we could get a group anyway.
pleh
6-9CST
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 02:41 PM
Looks like 7:30 is the earliest I can do it.
hindered 15-Jan-17 02:42 PM
i can maybe do that
ill be around for the start at least
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 02:42 PM
(7:30 pst)
hindered 15-Jan-17 02:42 PM
yes
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 02:43 PM
Cool. Now to get @Taylor Swift @Hori and @Hazlen to confirm.
Taylor Swift 15-Jan-17 02:43 PM
👌
Hazlen 15-Jan-17 02:43 PM
sure
Hori 15-Jan-17 02:45 PM
only if i can piss myself
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 03:05 PM
Boy, Toshi, you are going to wake up to some crazy shit!
Taylor Swift 15-Jan-17 03:13 PM
getin
Hori 15-Jan-17 03:15 PM
did i get molested in my sleep
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 03:27 PM
Roll a molestation check. 2d6 minus CHA
Hori 15-Jan-17 03:28 PM
.roll 2d6
TrapBot BOT 15-Jan-17 03:28 PM
🎲 => 2 [1,1]
Hori 15-Jan-17 03:28 PM
well
im pretty sure i failed that
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 03:28 PM
So molested.
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 06:29 PM
@Hori @Taylor Swift @hindered @Hazlen my dinner date cancelled so I can start any time.
Hori 15-Jan-17 06:32 PM
id prefer around 10 est
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 06:34 PM
Sounds good. I'll be ready by 7/10 aiming for a 7:30 start, but if we're all assembled before then we'll launch.
hindered 15-Jan-17 07:37 PM
im back and ready
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 07:45 PM
Roger
Hori 15-Jan-17 09:07 PM
send me a PM when were gonna play
on discord
Taylor Swift 15-Jan-17 09:29 PM
@Hori
@hindered
@Hazlen
Hori 15-Jan-17 09:29 PM
OK give me like 2 mins
Gotta pee and stuff
Taylor Swift 15-Jan-17 09:30 PM
Just get a diaper like a real Goon
Gosh
Rejd 15-Jan-17 09:53 PM
ok
who beat up tay in swn
Hazlen 15-Jan-17 10:05 PM
wasn't me though not for lack of trying.
Hazlen 15-Jan-17 10:55 PM
map link plz
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 11:19 PM
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 11:34 PM
Good shit, guys.
Nice little mystery, some skullduggery, and plans of mutiny!
Taylor Swift 15-Jan-17 11:34 PM
Coming Soon: Tay kills people to steal their ship in a super risky and convoluted plan
And commits genocide?
Talljoe 15-Jan-17 11:36 PM
I won't lie, Taking the ship won't be easy.
Keeping the ship won't be easy either.
But it will be a fun ride! And legendary if you do!
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 02:49 AM
Hindered, you actually have 2pp, because you get +1 each level for your WIS.
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 11:49 AM
Also, when you level you get to increase a level in your primary discipline and increase a level in any other discipline of your choice.
hindered 16-Jan-17 11:57 AM
then i go full scanners
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 12:44 PM
Do you want to be a cancer psychic?
fleSh of rage level 7 The Arbiter unleashes the teratogenic potential within his own cells, his body erupting in countless pseudopods of flesh and fanged tumors. Every targeted enemy within melee range takes 1d10 damage from these tendrils, with an Evasion save for half. The tendrils also grant a -3 Armor Class bonus to the Arbiter, add 1 System Strain, and remain for up to five minutes per activation. Arbiters cannot wear environment-sealed armor while employing this ability.
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 01:00 PM
BTW, HumbleBundle has a Pathfinder bundle. You gets pdfs of almost everything.
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 01:00 PM
I'm excited to see how terribly we can fuck up this mutiny allears (edited)
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 01:01 PM
Get a bundle of Pathfinder books and comics and support charity!
Same here.
Hori 16-Jan-17 01:08 PM
you mean win
an get a shipo
0 consequences
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 01:09 PM
Regardless of what you do from here on out there are consequences. Which is the fun part. The question is from whom and how severe.
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:14 PM
>my plan >not working
pick one
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 01:35 PM
I look forward to the plan that gets you the ship, keeps Quale Sodality--and whoever Amani was working for--off your back, and gets you through Komodo Union Customs squeaky clean. :)
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:36 PM
>implying I dont have all that planned out
smugpepe
Hori 16-Jan-17 01:38 PM
listen ive clearly proved myself as #1 investigation and hacking guy
i will find a way
daniel tells me what to do
and i find a way to do it
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:38 PM
>Implying we arent going to pin the whole thing on Amani
Hori 16-Jan-17 01:38 PM
right
listen all im sayin
is there was a mutiny against the captain - tay - and we dealt with it
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:40 PM
And Amanis message (probably) wont get out
So no one is the wiser
Hori 16-Jan-17 01:40 PM
i assume her people will realize shes missing eventually
but i doubt we'll be linked to it any time soon
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:42 PM
Hiding implies guilt
The other captain and her tried to kill is
We took preventive measures to protect our ship
And since everyone is under the pretense that it is actually our ship
Although in my plan
Im torn between sabotaging the life support or just venting it all
Hori 16-Jan-17 01:43 PM
the one thing we do need to figure out
once we get rid of them
is all the codes and stuff for full access to the ship
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:43 PM
In theory
We could...
Take the captain hostage?
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 01:44 PM
I'd be a bit more comfortable with some vac suits if we're venting the ship
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:45 PM
>3200 >Breathing air
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 01:45 PM
>3200
>still human
ironicat
Hori 16-Jan-17 01:45 PM
>3200 year old loli vampire
sadtay 1
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 01:46 PM
>3200 >Not 27 year old Aryan space princess
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 01:53 PM
But we already murdered a young blond aryan space princess
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 02:15 PM
I absolutely love this.
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:21 PM
I feel like SWN starts real slow
but we've got it to a real fun place atm
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 02:25 PM
It's all fun and games until you've got the space police tailing you from system to system
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:25 PM
>implying role playing Space Smokey and the Bandit wouldnt be lit af
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 02:26 PM
smugpepe
brb painting a giant golden eagle on the hood of our spaceship
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:27 PM
@Talljoe Im thinking long term here, is cloaking a thing?
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 02:30 PM
Not at TL4.
You can phase-shift the ship slightly for defensive measures, but the ship is still detectable.
Emissions dampers can be fitted....and in fact are fitted to this ship...to make a ship harder to locate, but not make int invisible.
MV Back By Breakfast Free Merchant; Crew: 2/12 HP 22 AC 6 Drive 2, Armory, Atmo, Emissions Dampeners, Cargo Space (10t) Sand Thrower x1
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:33 PM
First Act as Captain: Change the god damn name
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 02:33 PM
MV Swole Giant?
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:33 PM
Heh
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 02:33 PM
MV Her Swiftness
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:33 PM
MV BAD BLOOD
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 02:34 PM
A true Swift Boat
hindered 16-Jan-17 02:46 PM
@Taylor Swift despite his name, Cecil is better than us and will be hard to take in a fair fight and likley prone to escape even when captured
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 02:47 PM
Thats ok
Out the airlock he goes then
Future 16-Jan-17 06:14 PM
Drowning people in space I see
Talljoe 16-Jan-17 06:39 PM
@Future When's the next D&D? I need to pierce some motherfuckers.
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 06:47 PM
How are we going to handle the Longsaddle thing
If hes not able to be back
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 06:47 PM
which game?
hindered 16-Jan-17 06:47 PM
yah, i want him back for Mage
but obv he should take his time and be well
rectumectomies are no joke
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 06:50 PM
the main DND game
Quornes 16-Jan-17 09:42 PM
what time is it
i'd be down if my schedule works
Taylor Swift 16-Jan-17 09:43 PM
Sundays at about 10CST
And sometimes on Saturdays
Future 16-Jan-17 10:38 PM
Pry be good this weekend
Trying to get home by friday
Taylor Swift 17-Jan-17 12:37 AM
You know what else is something Id like to explore in SWN
The Scream
Im also actually reading the PDF atm
Talljoe 17-Jan-17 01:47 AM
The Scream is cool. I have some ideas for incorporating it, some plot devices and such. If there's anything in particular let me know or work it into your goals.
Taylor Swift 17-Jan-17 01:47 AM
Im thinking about it
Im not going to lie
When we started this I was pmuch half assing it
But when we merced that lady, it got real
Talljoe 17-Jan-17 01:48 AM
That is, if you survive the next 3 days.
Taylor Swift 17-Jan-17 01:48 AM
Are there attacks of oppurtunity in SNW
Talljoe 17-Jan-17 01:49 AM
No. It's a bit lighter weight.
Taylor Swift 17-Jan-17 01:49 AM
Ok so
I...have...an idea?
Reminder to Future Tay: Talk about boobytrapping
Pinned a message.
Talljoe 17-Jan-17 01:51 AM
heh
Taylor Swift 17-Jan-17 01:53 AM
Hard to leverage against a Space Princess whos got 8 grenades rigged to the life support
smugpepe
Talljoe 17-Jan-17 02:04 AM
I look forward to this.
BTW, in August Paizo releases Starfinder -- Pathfinder in space. (edited)
Talljoe 17-Jan-17 10:05 PM
@here Anyone want to role play? Either a one shot or one of the established games if we can get the group together.
Hori 17-Jan-17 10:06 PM
im raiding so i cant
hindered 17-Jan-17 10:09 PM
i think its too late for me
Taylor Swift 17-Jan-17 10:10 PM
same
Talljoe 20-Jan-17 12:47 PM
@hindered @Hori @Taylor Swift @Hazlen How is this weekend looking for SWN? morning/afternoon PST works best for me Sat and/or Sun.
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:47 PM
Don't count on me, I'll be prepping for moving.
we'll see.
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:48 PM
early on either day works for me
Taylor Swift 20-Jan-17 01:34 PM
I, much like my anus, am wide open
Quornes 21-Jan-17 12:53 AM
im actually available tomorrow for once
Taylor Swift 21-Jan-17 01:31 PM
I'm questionable for snw
My nets still on the blink
Talljoe 21-Jan-17 01:44 PM
So two yeses and two maybes.
I want all 4 since this next bit seems to be very important.
Taylor Swift 21-Jan-17 04:24 PM
Yeah
Im leaning no tho
Evening is looking grim
hindered 21-Jan-17 04:52 PM
i should have some availability, but my circumstances and gender are both fluid
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 02:45 AM
I'm binging sci-fi. Getting some long-term ideas.
Taylor Swift 22-Jan-17 03:14 AM
🤔
Hazlen 22-Jan-17 03:35 AM
What are you binging?
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 03:36 AM
I read Heroes Die and just watched Season 1 of The Expanse today (all of it, today).
I love Sci-Fi, and also I'm taking notes.
Next up is Westworld, probably. Or the sequel to Heroes Die.
Hazlen 22-Jan-17 03:39 AM
Westworld good
hindered 22-Jan-17 10:55 AM
i hope you mean the movie
Hazlen 22-Jan-17 11:50 AM
Nope.
I still haven't watched the movie.
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 12:28 PM
The 1973 film with Yul Brynner?
Hazlen 22-Jan-17 12:29 PM
ye
hindered 22-Jan-17 12:40 PM
Terminator borrowed A LOT from that movie
Riso 22-Jan-17 12:49 PM
The Running Man
it is set in 2017
Riso 22-Jan-17 01:05 PM
damn fucking right
he was a real gameshow host if you didnt know
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 02:04 PM
Of course I know! He was on the Fued and he was also the most popular panelist on The Match Game.
My fortune cookie says "Stalling could sour your fantasy. Start that travel adventure with gusto." You heard 'em, guys. Let's get SWN going poste haste!
Taylor Swift 22-Jan-17 03:07 PM
I MAY be available tonight
My internet is stableish
hindered 22-Jan-17 05:32 PM
im available but i dont think we have a quorum
Taylor Swift 22-Jan-17 05:32 PM
Yeah we might have to wait until next weekend for SWN
'Since Hazlen will be AWOl
@Future Could we do our regular campaign tonight?
Future 22-Jan-17 08:37 PM
No the power supply in my pc is dead im pretty sure
letting it sit unplugged at the momnet
Rejd 22-Jan-17 09:03 PM
*autistic screeching*
hindered 22-Jan-17 09:17 PM
indistinguishable from german
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 09:31 PM
I have a spare PS you can borrow
Hori 22-Jan-17 09:31 PM
why didnt you have one when my computer broke last year
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 09:31 PM
I did, I just didn't know about it.
Also future is driving distance
Hori 22-Jan-17 09:31 PM
is it because i hit you a little bit with frost breath a few weeks ago
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 09:35 PM
Nah, man. That;s
all good
Future 22-Jan-17 10:46 PM
Hell yeah well it's on an working again inpry still need to replace it
Second time it's down that
Done
Don't have anything prepared though
Rejd 22-Jan-17 10:57 PM
Just work your magic it'll work out~
Talljoe 22-Jan-17 11:40 PM
I mean, we can always go talk to a dragon or a banshee
Taylor Swift 22-Jan-17 11:42 PM
I dont uh
Actually even remember where we were
I think we were going to go talk to the banshee
Oh right we wiped out the goblins
Hori 22-Jan-17 11:45 PM
Orcs
We were fuckin on orcs to level
Before going to wave echo cavern
Taylor Swift 22-Jan-17 11:46 PM
That was it
Hori 22-Jan-17 11:46 PM
I remember I've been collecting statues in our d&d campaign and they better have some meaning
I better not be carrying fancy rocks
Hazlen 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
please let them be elaborate sex toys 🙏🏼
Hori 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
JADE EGGS
Stick in your vag to clense
Rejd 23-Jan-17 12:03 AM
I scavenged broken plate armor smith
Hori 23-Jan-17 12:04 AM
Didn't you get it fixed up
Rejd 23-Jan-17 12:04 AM
Atleast it's gonna be like 200gc instead of 1500
Hori 23-Jan-17 12:04 AM
Or in the process of fixing
Rejd 23-Jan-17 12:04 AM
yeah
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 01:23 AM
We got a fucking HQ
Shit, maybe we shoiuld fix up that manor on the hill.
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 01:25 AM
Can we...
And just hear me out
Open up a B & B?
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 02:00 AM
Bed and Bugbear?
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 02:03 AM
I mean obviously thats what the name would be
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 02:09 AM
Back by Breakfast?
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 02:09 AM
sadtay
Hazlen 23-Jan-17 02:11 AM
Beds and Bears qq
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 02:11 AM
Hazlen, when are you available to play, in between your move stuff?
Hazlen 23-Jan-17 02:12 AM
we'll see
Peaches 23-Jan-17 01:46 PM
Bedbugs & Bugbears
knockout 23-Jan-17 02:15 PM
Bugchasers: Bedbugs & Bugbears
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 05:29 PM
The Expanse has kind of the Sci-Fi atmosphere I'm going for. Except multiple star systems instead of just one.
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 05:30 PM
The Expanse is vgood
New season starts Wednesday?
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 05:30 PM
Not sure, I presume soon.
I almost didn't stick through the first episode!
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 05:30 PM
Yeah its a slow burn
Sonarr says next Wednesday
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 05:33 PM
Your predictions for the season?
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 05:40 PM
Shit gets clavo, Indian lady remains annoying and boring
I want more Space Mormons
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 05:41 PM
I liked that. Totally realistic
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 05:41 PM
a perfect future, where Mormons are in another galaxy
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 05:42 PM
Except that there was only one guy trying to sell the comedy show. Mormon missionaries always travel in pairs.
Future 23-Jan-17 08:22 PM
So I'm back and ready to do some dnd whenever
just not tomorrow
I know rejd has a weird schedule
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:22 PM
Yay, but boo!
Future 23-Jan-17 08:22 PM
so we can wait til next sunday or move up the date
and also do next sunday
also for our campaign the arc is coming to a close
The setting is the sword coast realms and we have some options
We can roll straight into another adventure made by wizards of the coast or continue in the realm in a homebrew fashion
or both
we could continue our adventures in the sword coast
and roll a new adventure at level 1
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:25 PM
I'd prefer only having one adventure.
Future 23-Jan-17 08:25 PM
same
just trying to prepare content ahead of time
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:26 PM
If we do another adventure I'd like to move to PF or someting else entirely.
Future 23-Jan-17 08:26 PM
same and have someone else dm
😃
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:26 PM
It's up to you. I'm fine with premade, also fine with homebrew.
Future 23-Jan-17 08:27 PM
the home brew would loosely follow sword coast lore anyway since that's where we are from this story
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:27 PM
Yeah.
I mena unless I charter a boat or something.
Future 23-Jan-17 08:28 PM
hell yeah
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:30 PM
I want to capture Glasstaff, kill the dragon, and force Glastaff to make me a dragolich. Can we do that?
Future 23-Jan-17 08:30 PM
possibly
the dragon coulod be involved in an end game of sorts
the options I was looking at is continue in this world, since you have a base now and a source of income you are positioned to become a decent mercenary company
or guild
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:32 PM
I also want to explore Tay and my social inequalities in RP.
Being woodelves of different socioeconimic backgrounds. I picture it as 'The Fresh Elf of Belleth Faer.'
Future 23-Jan-17 08:33 PM
the written adventure opportunity is storm kings thunder which was written to be run after lost mines with the same characters / same world etc
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:33 PM
And Rejd is my Jazzy Jeff.
Future 23-Jan-17 08:34 PM
and is also premade on roll20 with maps and tokens and such
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 08:34 PM
I like it
Future 23-Jan-17 08:45 PM
We are gonna rollinto storm kings thunder
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 08:45 PM
sweet
Future 23-Jan-17 08:45 PM
made an executive decision on A - its made to be played after lmop or other 1-4 module and B - the story is pretty fucking cool sounding
and C - cool pretty dungeons and stuff made up is neat
Talljoe 23-Jan-17 09:17 PM
Sounds great
I'm free every night this week and all day Sunday
I can do most afternoons
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-17 09:18 PM
Same
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 01:44 PM
i'm more or less back in the land of the living so count me in..sorry I missed alot
Hori 24-Jan-17 01:44 PM
ayy hesback
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 01:47 PM
ayyyyyyyy
knockout 24-Jan-17 01:48 PM
👽
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 01:59 PM
Yay! We need our wizard.
I mean we didn't, and we don't, but it's the right thing to say. ;)
Hori 24-Jan-17 02:09 PM
i mean a sleep for that one part would have been nice
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Yeah a wizard would have made things so much easier
Even if we do have Succ with his +1 Axe of Loli
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 02:11 PM
I now have a +1 Spear! Squeee!
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 02:12 PM
And Rej is getting his new armor
Longjoe has his scrolls and such
Oh I have a wand thing now dont I?
Hori 24-Jan-17 02:12 PM
wand of deez
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 02:13 PM
nice
Rejd 24-Jan-17 02:14 PM
when are we gonna play
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 03:05 PM
NNOW@@!!!
jk, imma take a bath
And watch SK v NaVi
Future needs to fix his machine
Future 24-Jan-17 03:11 PM
No it's good now
I'm good for anyway butntoday
Rejd 24-Jan-17 03:13 PM
Gonna be busy tomorrow aswell
Future 24-Jan-17 03:13 PM
Today is dnd but irl
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 03:17 PM
hopefully I won't be like 2-3 levels behind everyone...
Hori 24-Jan-17 03:17 PM
Only 13
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 03:17 PM
;/
Hori 24-Jan-17 03:17 PM
We're 17 now
Nah you missed 1 session
The main story hasn't progressed we went and farmed some losers for exp
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 03:18 PM
really? my memory is really bad now...but wasn't I gone for like 3 weeks?
Hori 24-Jan-17 03:18 PM
Future has been out and about as well
Then his PC broke
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 03:18 PM
oh wow
hindered 24-Jan-17 03:26 PM
congrats on not being dead, longsaddle
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 03:31 PM
thank you
it felt preferable sometimes but in the end I perservered
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 04:32 PM
We gave you the same experience. You leveled up so we gave you a level in Bard. HTH
hindered 24-Jan-17 04:34 PM
gygax is rolling in his grave
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 04:36 PM
Good
hindered 24-Jan-17 04:37 PM
he could have used the exercise
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 04:37 PM
He is rolling a d20 in his grave.
Future 24-Jan-17 04:51 PM
Yeah you aren't behind
Gratz on not being dead
hindered 24-Jan-17 05:41 PM
can we really be sure he's not dead?
he may be ghost posting
Rejd 24-Jan-17 06:03 PM
We also made you learn fireball so you can blow up the next room full of goblins
Future 24-Jan-17 06:18 PM
We didn't but I think that's level 5 anyway
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 08:43 PM
well thank you everyone
did Tay execute anyone else by drowning them?
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 09:10 PM
No I've been pretty subdued
I've gotten more serious in dnd since SWN is my real outlet for fucking around
hindered 24-Jan-17 09:37 PM
vampire in the spring
mark your calendars yall
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 10:35 PM
oh, I should get into the SWN thing if it's still open..
I remember wanting to when I was around
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 10:35 PM
It might be real open after next session
ie we will all die in a failed coup
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 10:36 PM
ah
Hori 24-Jan-17 10:36 PM
Get this
Idk longjoes plans
👌🏻 2
But what If
Tallsaddle is the guy on the ship we haven't seen yet
👌🏻 2
And he ruins our master plan and kills us
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 10:41 PM
That would be lit
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 10:59 PM
I would be honored to kill you all
smugpepe 1
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:13 PM
I might be able to make that work. Kind of have a plan for that guy, though
hindered 24-Jan-17 11:13 PM
i want Mage bitch
or ill ramp up Vamp
but im feeling that out longer term
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:15 PM
@Longsaddle If you want in SWN send me a chat. We'll talk about what you're interested in playing and where I can work you in.
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 11:16 PM
i'm still not very clear on what exactly goes on, I know it's sci-fi in nature, is it just some sort of DND module?
hindered 24-Jan-17 11:16 PM
we can kick out succ
he never shows
:callout:
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:16 PM
It's a different system. Interstellar RPG. Sandbox world.
Swap out magic for psychics
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
ah, is there a rulebook online?
hindered 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
its out there
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
you'll have to excuse me if you've already told me, my memory has been really turned around
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
Yeah. swn.talljoe.com/StarsWithoutNumber.pdf (edited)
No worries.
hindered 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
death is a traumatic experience
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
You can also see some of the universe at swn.talljoe.com
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 11:17 PM
no page found?
hindered 24-Jan-17 11:18 PM
page deez
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:18 PM
Fixed the url
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 11:18 PM
ah, perfect
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:18 PM
Stuck in the habit of "numbers" instead of "number"
Longsaddle 24-Jan-17 11:19 PM
let me give this a quick read and I think i'll have a better idea of what's going on, but i'm for sure interested, will keep my mind sharp
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:19 PM
So far our intrepid explorers started their adventure in the employ of the Homayoun Organization scavenging tech off a dying world.
While on that world they came across what appears to bee a secret hideout for the Panstellar Organization (drug smugglers), the Cordero Outfit (seemingly engaged in corporate espionage), and some skyscraper that still has all of its defenses online.
After completing the job they turned down further employment with HYO and instead sought passage to another star system, Caio. They signed on to be the legitimate face of a cargo ship headed to Al-Asmari for a company called Quale Sodality.
Cedric Jafari, the boss on the mission, appears to be smuggling someone or something--possibly tech for the HYO--and needs a clean crew to get through customs into the Komodo Union.
Once in drive space, a passenger on the ship, a woman named Amani, started to strike up a conversation with the crew. Taylor, being suspiciousaf, opened fire on her. Cedric broke it up and locked the woman in her bunk where she later committed suicide consistent with the actions of an agent of some sort. Later inspection of the ship found a device that could send a dead-man's message on arrivale to normal space and also appeared to have an exploit into the ship's computers.
Now our band is plotting to take over the ship and jettison the rest of the crew and passengers into space.
If that doesn't sound litaf I don't know what is.
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 11:27 PM
@Septapus comic 8
Septapus BOT 24-Jan-17 11:27 PM
Taylor Swift 24-Jan-17 11:27 PM
I got you fam
Talljoe 24-Jan-17 11:28 PM
Pinned a message.
hindered 24-Jan-17 11:53 PM
you forgot to mention that im precog as fuck now
Hori 25-Jan-17 12:03 AM
Are you precog enough to NOT get knocked out by racoons
hindered 25-Jan-17 12:05 AM
i think now, yes
Taylor Swift 25-Jan-17 12:37 AM
Get em
Future 25-Jan-17 01:40 PM
Rejd are you available any day before Sunday I know you have the weird schedule mid week
Rejd 25-Jan-17 01:52 PM
yeah tomorrow/friday
Future 25-Jan-17 02:59 PM
Do we want to do a thing tomorrow 9pm pst?
Longsaddle 25-Jan-17 04:01 PM
for SWN, are you guys worrying about ammo and such?
Taylor Swift 25-Jan-17 04:02 PM
Should we be?
Hori 25-Jan-17 04:03 PM
do i even have a gun
oh yeah i do
i shot one bullet
Longsaddle 25-Jan-17 04:04 PM
I dunno, otherwise i'll have to purchase ammo for my character
Talljoe 25-Jan-17 04:15 PM
Ammo is a thing. For the most part don't worry about it. But if there's a big gunfight or a period of time where you can't ceonceivably acquire ammo then we'll start keeping tracck
Longsaddle 25-Jan-17 04:15 PM
rations?
Talljoe 25-Jan-17 04:16 PM
Similarly.
We do keep track of lifesupport on the ship
USually as a check before going on a long voyage.
But navigation errors might end up affecting that.
Longsaddle 25-Jan-17 04:16 PM
ah good, I won't worry about them too much
Talljoe 25-Jan-17 04:18 PM
It's basically assumed that anytime you are in a station or planet and you are able to acquire rations you will get a standard amount.
Longsaddle 25-Jan-17 04:19 PM
makes sense to me
Talljoe 25-Jan-17 04:19 PM
That's how I run games, anyway
Bookkeeping isn't fun for most people
Longsaddle 25-Jan-17 04:47 PM
no i'd have to agree, harder for you and harder for the players for little to no benefit
hindered 25-Jan-17 06:46 PM
i dont think ive used a grenade yet (edited)
Talljoe 25-Jan-17 06:46 PM
You considered it, until we calculated that it would kill everyone.
hindered 25-Jan-17 06:59 PM
still, it was an option
Taylor Swift 25-Jan-17 07:11 PM
Genocide is always an option
hindered 25-Jan-17 07:12 PM
i think you mean ethos
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 03:09 PM
D&D Today?
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 03:18 PM
Im free
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 03:19 PM
@Future Isn't around
hindered 26-Jan-17 03:35 PM
i can be a ringer, if you need
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 03:36 PM
Thanks, it's moot without our dm, though.
Future 26-Jan-17 04:18 PM
Wait
Why am I not around
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 04:18 PM
Youre dead
Future 26-Jan-17 04:18 PM
Tonight works
We need rejd succ and longsaddle
Hori 26-Jan-17 04:21 PM
i have raid tonight
Future 26-Jan-17 04:22 PM
Reeeee
Ok what's the next night that works
I need to start grinding dm content for storm kings thunder
Hori 26-Jan-17 04:23 PM
any night this weekend
/friday
/monday
Future 26-Jan-17 04:24 PM
Friday works
every night this week works for me
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 04:24 PM
I like Friday
Future 26-Jan-17 04:25 PM
@Longsaddle @Rejd @Talljoe Friday 9pm pst?
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 04:25 PM
Could we SWN tonight with Future and Long subbing for Hazlena nd Succ?
Future 26-Jan-17 04:25 PM
I wouldn't mind that
i haven't gotten into it because ive been busy
but I'm not now
Hori 26-Jan-17 04:26 PM
thats fine by me
just dont fuck up my dank rolling
we need those rolls to pull the plan off
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 04:30 PM
If there's going to be a TPK I'd prefer the main PCs are avaialble, but I'm cool if everyone eelse is.
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 04:32 PM
True true
One shot?
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 04:33 PM
I already started making plans for tomorrow. Checking to see if they'll conflict.
Longsaddle 26-Jan-17 04:33 PM
I should be fine
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 04:35 PM
I can do a one-shot tonight
Future 26-Jan-17 04:41 PM
What kind
When
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 04:42 PM
I might have a Numenera pre-made somewhere
I just got AW 2nd Edition yesterday. Or I can do another PbtA one-shot like Monsterhearts, Masks, Spirit of '77...
hindered 26-Jan-17 06:47 PM
im down for a one shot
as she said (edited)
hindered 26-Jan-17 07:33 PM
tho no one is talking so i doubt we doin this
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 07:36 PM
Yeah might just wait until tommorrow
hindered 26-Jan-17 07:37 PM
we need to schedule SWN. i have shit going on this weekend ya know (edited)
knockout 26-Jan-17 07:46 PM
LIKE WHAT
AS IF
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 07:47 PM
Waiting on @Hazlen to say when he's available.
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 07:51 PM
Probably going to be while
Hes still balls deep in that move
Talljoe 26-Jan-17 07:51 PM
Yeah. :/
Hazlen 26-Jan-17 08:25 PM
I told you I'm busy
Friday is no go for me.
hindered 26-Jan-17 08:32 PM
im sure you can stop jerking off hobos for a couple of hours
what about later on sunday?
Rejd 26-Jan-17 08:42 PM
Hazlen's in a shitty part of america right now apparently
knockout 26-Jan-17 08:49 PM
shitty as-in chicago gun violence or appalachian meth bikers?
america has a wide gamut of shitty
or like mohegan sun shitty?
hindered 26-Jan-17 08:52 PM
lol @ not paying for movers
Hazlen 26-Jan-17 08:55 PM
I didn't qq qq but I still have to get where I'm going. smith
hindered 26-Jan-17 08:55 PM
i dont get our qq
its the opposite of what it should be
i assume there is some reason for the misappropriation
Hazlen 26-Jan-17 09:27 PM
Misappropriate deez
hindered 26-Jan-17 09:28 PM
i already have
Rejd 26-Jan-17 09:45 PM
Prude 26-Jan-17 09:51 PM
i always took that face to be "i'm being a huge intentional fucker"
this one is sort of the same but with the addition maybe of some kind of sleazy pleasure implication (edited)
hindered 26-Jan-17 09:52 PM
qq is like desperate crying
Prude 26-Jan-17 09:52 PM
I mean, yeah that's what that string of characters has represented
i'm talking of the face we tied to it, for some reason
hindered 26-Jan-17 09:52 PM
thats my whole point!
Prude 26-Jan-17 09:52 PM
he's just :q: on the forums
Taylor Swift 26-Jan-17 10:00 PM
animated emojis when?
hindered 26-Jan-17 10:06 PM
qq
Hazlen 26-Jan-17 10:26 PM
Qq is a mad ass smiley
Doesn't look like anything else to me
Rejd 26-Jan-17 11:17 PM
q_
Yeah apparently two characters is the minimum
hindered 26-Jan-17 11:25 PM
this is a travesty
Peaches 26-Jan-17 11:44 PM
I always took it as a sleazy smile
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 03:48 PM
@Future I can do D&D tonight at about 9-9:30pst
Future 27-Jan-17 04:17 PM
Ok sweet who else needs to confirm
Longsaddle?
Hori 27-Jan-17 04:17 PM
so tonight at 12 am est?
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-17 04:19 PM
Dang thats kinda late
I mean Im up until 3-4 anyways but
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 04:20 PM
fam we ginna merk a wizard!
Hori 27-Jan-17 04:20 PM
We're killing tallsaddle?
Rejd 27-Jan-17 04:23 PM
A dandy guy, in space
Future 27-Jan-17 04:24 PM
We can wait till Sunday normal time
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-17 04:26 PM
We're watching Conan Sunday night
Guess we could watch Conan then DND
Hori 27-Jan-17 04:28 PM
if we're all available tonight id rather do it tonight
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 06:42 PM
i've already confirmed
I should be okay
I will power on through if needed
Future 27-Jan-17 06:51 PM
Sweet
Rejd 27-Jan-17 06:51 PM
I'm always ready
Oh wait this isn't dnd is it
Future 27-Jan-17 06:54 PM
Yes why
Rejd 27-Jan-17 07:06 PM
Wasn't sure if it's gonna be swn or dnd now
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 07:07 PM
No SWN until Hazlen
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 07:21 PM
did we make level 5 and or how much experience do we have now?
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 07:22 PM
Just hit 4
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 07:22 PM
ah molto bene
yay ability score point
do we know when we're playing?
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 07:27 PM
9pm pst
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 07:28 PM
ah good
earlier than usual
Hori 27-Jan-17 07:39 PM
how is that earlier
wat
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 07:39 PM
don't we usually do it later than that/
I may be forgetting though
the old noggin isn't good anymore
Hori 27-Jan-17 07:44 PM
we normally do it an hour earlier
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 07:44 PM
ah beg pardon
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 10:06 PM
Excited, fam
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 10:43 PM
yes it's been far too long
Rejd 27-Jan-17 11:03 PM
@here reeeeeee
Hori 27-Jan-17 11:07 PM
IM READY
just tell me when
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:09 PM
seems like this might be a bust
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 11:10 PM
@Future @Taylor Swift D&D
Hori 27-Jan-17 11:10 PM
pretty sure tay is playing rust like a fag
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:10 PM
gonna have to say sorry now dogg ;/
If we play you'll have to excuse me if I mess up a few things, I basically had to relearn how to play DnD
Hori 27-Jan-17 11:14 PM
ill be in as soon as i see future
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-17 11:14 PM
same
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 11:18 PM
@Future Where are you?
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:18 PM
he's not even on ;/
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-17 11:19 PM
Hes just laughing at us
Rejd 27-Jan-17 11:19 PM
Isn't he always kinda on and off
Talljoe 27-Jan-17 11:19 PM
Sometime his phone notification goes does its thing when he's not "on"
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:19 PM
i'm gonan go with Tay's hypothesis
Future seems like the type to pull at the marionette strings of us nerds
Future 27-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Sorry
Hori 27-Jan-17 11:20 PM
hes on
Future 27-Jan-17 11:20 PM
I was just got home
do we still have all our man
s
to do a thing
Prude 27-Jan-17 11:21 PM
discord needs a fuckin ready check option i tell ya
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:23 PM
where is Ozmiander anyway?
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:37 PM
so rust in DnD, when will goons ever learn?
Longsaddle 27-Jan-17 11:59 PM
I think Rejd holds the record
for not hitting stuff
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 12:24 AM
You rip out your rod of magic missle - Futurecasual to Taylor Swift 2017
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Rejd 28-Jan-17 12:49 AM
protip (edited)
dodging is an action you can take
which gives any attackers disadvantage on their rolls
ie. rolling two dices, taking the lowest
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 01:52 AM
there's no sap arrows in DnD?
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:44 AM
It's a dig site. It's actively a hole in the ground.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:57 AM
I want level 5 so badly
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:58 AM
Me too
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:58 AM
I need fireball
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:59 AM
me 3
i want my multi strike
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:08 AM
well my levels don't matter anymore
please god let there be someone who can ressurect me
in town
ugh level 5 has raise dead..
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:12 AM
Isnt there that shrine in town?
The woman that sells healing potions?
Isnt she a healer?
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:13 AM
yes but raise dead is p.hard to cast
level 5 cleric
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:13 AM
Just saying
Banshee would have seen this coming
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:15 AM
damn banshee
pour a 40 for me ;/
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Hori 28-Jan-17 03:35 AM
@everyone pour one out for @Longsaddle
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:35 AM
.i pour a 40
Future 28-Jan-17 03:41 AM
😦
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:41 AM
oh well, I imagine we'll find another cleric, Neverwinter is a huge city
Future 28-Jan-17 03:41 AM
it is and they are certainly there
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:41 AM
.i dead wizard
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:42 AM
tell them i'm religious ;/
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:42 AM
maybe we'll also find another wizard that goes by the name tallsaddle
Future 28-Jan-17 03:42 AM
HELL YEAH DEAD WIZARD CARD
i played that game at work today
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:42 AM
if I rerolled a character i'd just make a wizard, I don't really play other classes
kind of defeats the purpose
Future 28-Jan-17 03:42 AM
what about warlock?
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
warlock is just an inferior wizard ;/
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
Or you could roll a paladin and join me in jolly extreme religious prejudice
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
yoiu've failed me!
Future 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
they have cool shit
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
At least pick a different Arcane Tradition
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
sorcerer
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:43 AM
yeah i'd do evocation ;/
finding a cleric in Neverwinter won't be hard
raise dead is cheaper
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:44 AM
get this guys
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:44 AM
and not a stupid ritual
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:44 AM
we go to the dragon
and get its help
Future 28-Jan-17 03:44 AM
7th-level Necromancy You touch a dead creature that has been dead for no more than a century, that didn’t die of old age, and that isn’t undead. If its soul is free and willing, the target returns to life with all its hit points.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:46 AM
so make a trip to neverwinter and go to all the temples ;/
it happens though ;/
Future 28-Jan-17 03:47 AM
yeah
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:47 AM
a fake gem..
;/
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:47 AM
3rd-level necromancy Casting Time: 1 action
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:47 AM
you don't know revivify ;/
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:47 AM
maybe another cleric does
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:48 AM
and it's too late
You touch a creature that has died within the last minute
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:48 AM
well there's gentle repose
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:48 AM
Ummm don't hate on my fake gem
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:48 AM
good job tosh you killed me
you keep casting gentle repose
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:48 AM
IT WAS BETTER THEN DANIELS SHITTY ROD
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:48 AM
put me on ice
call me mr.freeze
SSJ ZOMBIE
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:51 AM
.i fireball death
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:51 AM
LONGSADDLE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Succ and Taylor killed me, i'd like that on my headstone
bury me upside down so succ can kiss my ass
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:55 AM
Get em
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:56 AM
also I hope succ slowly lowers himself on his damn fake gem
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:56 AM
Stick the fake gem in your vagina
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 08:18 AM
Lmao
Rip longsaddle
Hori 28-Jan-17 11:02 AM
im hearing a lot of blaming for not being able to roll a 12 smh
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 12:01 PM
To be fair, it was your not rolling a 10--twice--that got you in the mess, :)
Your chance of death was about 4.5%. 2 chances in 20 of crit fail and 9 chances in 20 of rolling 9 or less. Add in the roll for res and you're at 2.5% chance of being dead right now.
Series of unfortunate rolls.
Hori 28-Jan-17 12:27 PM
should have made me your designated roller for your res roll
Future 28-Jan-17 01:05 PM
Yeah I'm really struggling with what to do
I think given how hard it is to die resurrection shouldn't be an easy undertaking pay some money wave hand etc
However it should be possible so people who die are hopeful
But with the same chances of failure that dying in life hold
If everyone could come back every time death as a mechanic isn't scary and it should be scary
Undertaking dangerous work should be concerning as a risk to players other wise hard fights lose the edge they have
Resurrection can't fail in the blotched sense the failed roll is more symbolic of the soul not wanting or not strong enough to make the journey back to the land of the living
That being said I really think everyone should get one resurrection by normal means
Other wise the price of death would be to steep to be fun
But I wanted the challenge to be more of a fun action sequence and narrative not a series of like 6 more bad rolls 😒
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 01:11 PM
Note that I can't RP going along with the second resurrection attempt; it goes against my religion. That is the Way of the Long Death. I won't block it, just won't assist.
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 01:12 PM
Hey
Dont block deez
Hori 28-Jan-17 01:12 PM
tay and i dont give a FUCK about anyones gods
we're here to make phandalin or w.e great again
Future 28-Jan-17 01:12 PM
Epic
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 01:13 PM
I do look forward to going into Neverwinter, I have some business to attend there.
Hey, Future. How big of a creature do I have to kill to get my Touch of Death temp HP?
I want my character to take a sudden interest in keeping a bunch of pets, like rats, and killing one each morning in ritual.
Future 28-Jan-17 01:17 PM
Good question I know when I played warlock it had to be bigger foes but I'm not sure if that's clarified
Also to be fair since it's a ritual you are doing
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 01:17 PM
It's not in RAW.
Future 28-Jan-17 01:17 PM
I think it should be allowable
It's something you are preparing for and such
It will definitely turn you evil over time
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 01:17 PM
Good
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 01:18 PM
Certainly something i want to happen.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 01:27 PM
I mean if it makes everything stupid and disrupts the narrative I can roll a bard or something, hopefully I get to make it level 4 otherwise i'll be way too behind
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 01:34 PM
after looking at bards I thought they got better magic..
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 01:59 PM
I think a resurrection side quest would be cool. But you would be out of commission until you are res'd or we fail.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:00 PM
i'm rolling another chracter just in case..
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:00 PM
Maybe Future would allow you to roll up a new character to help us res the wizard and if we succeed you keep the wizard otherwise you keep the new character. And I suspect you wouldn't start at level 1.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:01 PM
knowing our history of abject failure
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:01 PM
FWIW, I am excited to play my monk but if I die I'm excited to play a new character idea I have.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:02 PM
yeah i'm kind of liking the idea of playing a sorcerer
i'm just really attached to wizards, i've been playing them since 2nd edition
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:03 PM
sorcs are badassaf
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:04 PM
I remember(poorly) that they used to be able to cast magic baasically as much as they want but that's changed now
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:08 PM
Talljoe
FWIW, I am excited to play my monk but if I die I'm excited to play a new character idea I have.
same
On the one hand I wanna get to the level where I get double attacks and shit
On the other hand I wanna smite the shit out of bad duders and have a fuck you aura glowing around me
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:09 PM
i wouldnt mind trying a caster next time
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:10 PM
You can be a cleric/bard and I'll roll a paladin :v
Future 28-Jan-17 02:32 PM
I wouldn't attach a penalty t death
If you make it back there's no xp penalty etc
Rerolling is a penalty in itself
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:34 PM
i'm honestly interested in playing a sorcerer now if that's alright, maybe look into the ways of integrating it?
Future 28-Jan-17 02:34 PM
That would be awesome
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:34 PM
Nah, tallsaddle's going to have fireball ptsd and gets forced to flee whenever he sees fire magic~
Future 28-Jan-17 02:34 PM
They are strong
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:34 PM
they're very different than I remember them being
like vastly different
Future 28-Jan-17 02:35 PM
They are more restrictive than wizards in terms of library but every bit as strong
Also they are stronger in some respects and have a flexible back ground
They don't need to be smart they are essentially spider man
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:35 PM
spider man is smart ;/
Future 28-Jan-17 02:35 PM
Right place right time
Yeah but that's besides the point of how he got his power
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:36 PM
You can also play a light cleric and still fling fireballs getin (edited)
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:36 PM
I don't want to be a weeaboo and play draconic
so wild magic it is
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:37 PM
wow rude
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:37 PM
but hth we just need something with aoe
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:37 PM
Make Future let you be a fire genasi.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:37 PM
level 5 is when spellcasting hits the sweet spot
that's why I used grease and sleep
it's the best aoe I would otherwise have
Future 28-Jan-17 02:38 PM
Yeah spell casters hit a strong stride
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:38 PM
grease alone destroyed an encounter
and that doesn't even scale up
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
Yeah I was suprised it's a 21 saving throw for grease
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
you could say that encounter destroyed you too
smug
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
it did ;/
Future 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
I don't like to think of aoes as encounter destroyers just that they grind out resources that you won't have later
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
stupid fireball
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
I would have thought it'd be something like 14 or w/e
Future 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
Same
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
I could be wrong on how it's done to be honest my memory is really bad now
Future 28-Jan-17 02:39 PM
Eh I'll look it up later
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:40 PM
maybe it's just a dex save?
Future 28-Jan-17 02:40 PM
No there is a dc
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:40 PM
but the spell doesn't mention what the pass is
Future 28-Jan-17 02:40 PM
As a class you have a generic dc
That scales with numbers
It's usually 14-16 at this level
But I'm not sure
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:42 PM
10+5(20 int)+2+2 proficiency, so 19 I think, my apologies
unless i'm doing that wrong?
Future 28-Jan-17 02:42 PM
Let me see real quick that looks pretty correct
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:43 PM
so not otherworldly but still a very difficult dc check for zombies I would think
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:43 PM
quick question, how does rolling a character with random rolls work
just roll 5 dices or w/e it is for the stats and assign them to w/e stat you want
Future 28-Jan-17 02:44 PM
4d6
Drop the lowest die
Sons total of 3d6 for each stat
Most people roll them all out then plug the numbers in where they want
Longsaddle it's 8 + prof + int
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:45 PM
ya
my paladin was by point-buy rules
err
cleric
Future 28-Jan-17 02:45 PM
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:45 PM
Only one zombie rolled a 19
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:46 PM
oh i'm reading elsewhere that it's 10+int+proficiency+spell level
maybe it's an older edition
my mistake
Future 28-Jan-17 02:46 PM
No problem zombies have -2 dex
Still wouldn't have matter d much
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:46 PM
ah good, I don't want my bad head to mess anything up
still really cloudy
Future 28-Jan-17 02:47 PM
Nah natural 17 and up to stand
Most wouldn't have made it
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:47 PM
so whats the game plan after wave echo cavern is over
is there more to the story
Future 28-Jan-17 02:48 PM
Last week we were talking about either going home brew or roll into the next wizards of the coast story
Only because they directly link together
And it's a pretty cool ine
But wave echoes is the end of the arc
If players wanted to retire at that point and reroll
That would be the time to do it
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:49 PM
i might think about rerolling idk ill see
barb is fun but theres not a bunch of extra mechanics
its just hit more and hit harder
Future 28-Jan-17 02:50 PM
Yeah
That's the life of a barbarian
Fighters are pretty cool and so are paladins
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:50 PM
Rolled 6+6+6+4 👀
Future 28-Jan-17 02:51 PM
^ that's why I prefer everyone use standard array
So we don't have a party mix of 18 18 18 18 18
Fighting next to a guy with 8 8 8
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:51 PM
And rest stuff like 1+1+2+4
Hori 28-Jan-17 02:52 PM
are you making a pally rejd
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:52 PM
Yeah just incase
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 02:52 PM
yeah I uh had a few 8's...
Future 28-Jan-17 02:52 PM
Pole arm fighters get some really cool feats
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:52 PM
I think pointbuy is the way to go
sentinel + reach weapons getin
Future 28-Jan-17 02:52 PM
I don't mind rolling but yeah it can be hard life
Sentinel + Halley + pole arm aster
Get an extra attack you get opportunity on enemy approach and you root them
My paladin have a +1 hally that gives advantage on attacks of opportunity
And is a pole arms master
Our group found it when I was a warlock then I died and was like welp I know what I'm doing
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:56 PM
idk if I wanna go sword+board or 2h
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:57 PM
I'd prefer to not reroll.
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:57 PM
I'm just doing a thing incase I die
Future 28-Jan-17 02:57 PM
It's not all or nothing each player can retire separately
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:57 PM
And I like theorycrafting around shit
Future 28-Jan-17 02:57 PM
The next arc would call together would be heros
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 02:57 PM
Cool, someday my monk will die.
But not today
Future 28-Jan-17 03:00 PM
Adventuring is a hard life it's understandable if people who face the undead want to retire in a town with their soon to be infinite stream of wealth
And others aren't tempted by such weak fates
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:01 PM
Note to self, add some kind of confirmation dialog when hitting the quote button
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:44 PM
welp my sorcerer is built
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:44 PM
go on....
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:44 PM
i uh.. uh
;/
I have 37 HP now
so i've got that going for me
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:45 PM
That'll come in handy.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:45 PM
yes no more dying to a damn fireball
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:46 PM
That fireball did 30 at the top end, right?
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:46 PM
yes
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:46 PM
Right but we've been talking about it
Hows this fit you
Longsaddle The Ghost
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:47 PM
so you want my ghost to follow us around
lamenting succ and his fake gem
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:48 PM
100%
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:48 PM
I mean sure I guess, if he's dead he's dead
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:48 PM
ok but get this longsaddle
tay used his big beefy wand
and rolled lower than me
and tay had advantage too
who was the real problem
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:49 PM
you knowingly used a fake gem that we knew was fake and attributed some sort of false importance to me!
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:49 PM
I can't believe we lost the wand of magic missile. That was so powerful
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:49 PM
listen
just because you dont value our adventures together and my shinies
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:49 PM
you live a life of lies succ
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:49 PM
thats not my fault
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:49 PM
yeah that wand was nuts
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
yeah why did you use that you big cuck tay
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
I didn't know you could expend more than one charge in an action
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
Because I care about our friends
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
use a shitty worthless gem like me
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
;/
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
apparently you dont care enough
mr 3
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
two 3's
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
.i critical fail
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:50 PM
see but heres the thing longsaddle
i have nothing of value in my inventory
nothing would have helped
and i dont love you enough to give up my axe sorry pal
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:55 PM
My shield atleast was just like 20gp and I can draw another hindu peace symbol on it smug
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 03:56 PM
;/
oh well it was probably for the best
Rejd 28-Jan-17 03:56 PM
Bad idea chosing that one tho with a -1 in religion
Hori 28-Jan-17 03:56 PM
i feel like mine should have been an athletics check
since i had to climb up to get it
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:00 PM
the whole metamagic thing seems to make sorcerers a lot better than wizards
the only advantage being that wizards have more spells known and a bigger library
Hori 28-Jan-17 04:16 PM
ive been reading through the manuevers fighters can get (edited)
seems like some pretty legit utility
@Talljoe if a downed player is given temp HP does that get them back up?
Rejd 28-Jan-17 04:24 PM
Not Real Hit Points: Temporary hit points aren’t healing, but rather a layer of “insulation” that attacks have to get through before they start dealing real damage to a target. Don’t add temporary hit points to a creature’s current hit points (if an adventurer has 0 hit points or fewer, he or she still has 0 or fewer after receiving temporary hit points). Keep track of them as a separate pool of hit points.
Dying: When an adventurer’s hit points drop to 0 or fewer, he or she falls unconscious and is dying.
So I guess it just prevents you from making death saving rolls on taking damage when you're down
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:33 PM
no, temp hp is like armour
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 04:34 PM
Are there hp-less systems? Asking for a friend. @amalilakab
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
as in game systems that don't rely on health?
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
Yeah
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
hrm
Rejd 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
I would welcome dnd with a AC-less system that instead uses DR
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
mutants and masterminds is the only one I can think of
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
He's working on a wedding party dnd style game and doesn't want to use hp
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:35 PM
it can have health
but you can just disregard it altogetherr
Rejd 28-Jan-17 04:36 PM
I suppose you could forfeit the idea of hp just via houserules and instead have a strike-count or w/e
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 04:36 PM
Strike count might work I hope he comes in here and chimes in on what he's looking for exactly.
Rejd 28-Jan-17 04:37 PM
Although it might seriously throw balance off if that's all you change
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 04:37 PM
M&M is mostly just describe what you want to do, roll the rice to do it: it happens
so if you try to defend against an attack and you roll poorly you can simply be hit/taken out/etc depending how poor you rolled and the DM's whim
Future 28-Jan-17 06:14 PM
You guys did find a wand
That no one used
You can expend more charges at once it's just not as efficient
Since a single charge is 3 missiles
That's the trade off
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:17 PM
ah
and yes my body has a wand on it
of unknwon use
hindered 28-Jan-17 06:24 PM
...
TrapBot BOT 28-Jan-17 06:24 PM
Not enough parameters.
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 06:24 PM
I'll fall on that wand (edited)
(giggity)
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 06:25 PM
.i unused wand
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 06:25 PM
.i magic wand
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 06:25 PM
;)
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:25 PM
well I possess a pregnancy test or a hitachi
the hitachi is +1...
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 06:26 PM
but -1 constitution for the hysteria it causes
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:26 PM
an acceptable tradeoff
seeing as I am dead and have no constitution
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 06:27 PM
It's actually a cure for hysteria, according to old-timey science. (edited)
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 06:27 PM
hm yeah your right actually
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:27 PM
and yes what talljoe said
Hori 28-Jan-17 06:32 PM
so im building a fighter just to have cause i like the manuver stuff
heres my sweet stat rolls
100% legit
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:34 PM
dang
my sorc rolls were good I thought
but not that good
Hori 28-Jan-17 06:36 PM
i liked the idea of a polearm fighter with the battle master archetype
im rolling it for now at level 4 and will scale it as we continue
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 06:43 PM
/roll 4d6d1 if you want it to auto-drop
Hori 28-Jan-17 06:44 PM
oh nice
good for future reference
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:46 PM
i'm liking magic quickening and twinning
Hori 28-Jan-17 06:48 PM
i need to decide on the race im going to be i guess
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:48 PM
it's just too bad you can't cast shield on others
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 06:49 PM
I like how Rejd took my first choice of character class as well as my first-choice of reroll character class. :)
Hori 28-Jan-17 06:51 PM
the halfling art is so ugly
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 06:52 PM
yeah the art took a dip imo
Hori 28-Jan-17 07:00 PM
is there a way to make text bold on the roll20 sheets
hindered 28-Jan-17 07:00 PM
well they midges what do you expect
Hori 28-Jan-17 07:04 PM
oh by the way @Future my breath weapon is a con save for future reference
not dex
the cold and poison breaths are con all the rest are dex
Rejd 28-Jan-17 07:17 PM
Oh hey neat, there's the "ro" modifier on die rolls for a reroll-once mechanic such as great weapon fighting style
So you could do stuff like 2d6ro<2 to reroll a 1 or 2 damage die
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 07:20 PM
I had players use that when rolling for SWN.
Longsaddle, is your sorcerer a tiefling?
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 07:23 PM
human
I would find the rp of a tiefling hard
and I don't want to pick half elf just to meta
Rejd 28-Jan-17 07:31 PM
I still feel like point-buy or predefined array is a better rule than rolling
because oh whoops, you just rolled 4 8's? tough luck
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 07:32 PM
More consistent, sure. Rolling gives you more interesting things to rp.
That's one of the fun things about DCC. You start with a few level-0 characters each. They all have random stats. Whoever survives becomes level 1 and you choose a class for them. So if your STR 6 duder survives guess you aren't playing a fighter. But most of your weak characters will have died anyway.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 07:35 PM
I generally do rolls
because it lets you build an archetype
Hori 28-Jan-17 07:35 PM
rolling is exciting, even if you do fuck yourself with it
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 07:35 PM
if you're weak you're not going to barrel through shit
if you're dumb you're going to have to play a dumb guy
hindered 28-Jan-17 07:41 PM
point buy 4 lyfe
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 07:44 PM
i'm suprised ranger has a d10 hitdie, seems high
Hori 28-Jan-17 07:45 PM
yeah i feel like they would have a d8
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 07:45 PM
yeah same as monk
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 07:46 PM
Ranger had to be buffed a bit since they sucked for so long.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 07:46 PM
with a d10 hitdie though? seems suspect
better feats would probably make more sense
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 07:58 PM
DCC?
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 08:03 PM
are we running tomorrow evening as well?
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 08:25 PM
Dungeon Crawl Classics. An homage to old-school D&D.
Has one of the most awesome magic systems around. When you learn a spell you roll on a table to see what happens when you cast the spell. Could be nothing, could be all animals in the vicinity start calling out (ruining any chance for stealth).
Hori 28-Jan-17 08:26 PM
i think wild magic for sorc has a similar effect
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 08:27 PM
^
some of the effects are horrifying
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 08:28 PM
BG has a random effects spell too
but thats pc gaming
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 08:29 PM
You cast fireball as a 3rd-level spell centered on yourself.
Longsaddle 28-Jan-17 08:36 PM
or confusion
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 08:38 PM
Wild Surges have a chance of occuring whenever a Wild Mage casts a spell. For every spell cast by a wild mage there is a base 5% chance that the spell explodes in a Wild Surge. Certain Wild Mage specific spells modify this chance, such as Nahal's Reckless Dweomer. A Wild Surge does some completely random magical effect. A roll is made on the Wild Surge Chart; higher rolls are usually better than the lower rolls. Below is the table for the spell effects if you happen to cause a wild surge...
7 The caster's sex is changed.
lol
88 Cow falls from the sky on the target..
Rejd 28-Jan-17 08:40 PM
60ft radius fireball explosion 👀
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 08:43 PM
01 At great cost. Every time the wizard casts the spell, someone he knows dies (judge’s choice). 08 Count of ten. Each time the wizard casts this spell, one of his fingers (or toes at the judge’s discretion) melts away. For every two digits lost, he suffers a permanent -1 penalty to Agility. The digits can be replaced by magic, but if the wizard ever runs out of them, he cannot cast this spell. 28 Odd growths. Strange growths appear in immediate area whenever spell is cast. Roll 1d6: (1) toadstools; (2) pools of slime; (3) flowers; (4) black fungus; (5) crystals; (6) fields of wheat. 61 Loud enough for you? Due to the ineffable demands of magic, this spell must be shouted when cast, effectively negating any chance of the caster remaining undetected before the casting is completed. 70 Temporal echo. Each time the wizard casts this spell, he predicts the numerical result of his spell check roll. If he rolls this number exactly, the spell automatically re-casts itself each round for 1d3 rounds. The predicted result must be a successful spell check; predicting a failed result has no effect. 82 Spell killer. Casting the spell steals energy from a dying world, and any use of the spell causes the death of untold thousands. Every night following a casting of the spell, the wizard is haunted by dream-communications from an ancient sorcerer-king desperate to save his people.
Mercurial Magic
Hazlen 28-Jan-17 08:44 PM
that last one is stare (edited)
Talljoe 28-Jan-17 08:48 PM
Magic also scales like a boss.
You roll 1d20 + CasterLevel + appropriate attribute.
Future 28-Jan-17 11:44 PM
actually the beta test ranger we are doing was supposed to be d12
but thats just to fucking strong
not sure what wizards was thinking
but ranger is supposed to be able to tank in this one or something idk
oh its still d10
i thought i read one that was d12
well thank god
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 11:46 PM
For health?
Future 28-Jan-17 11:47 PM
yeah
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 11:47 PM
Yeah because I got that SICK 10 roll
Also, I think I missed getting a new spell?
Im supposed to have 3?
Rejd 28-Jan-17 11:50 PM
Meanwhile mine's d8 but lol dwarfen toughness
Also I have this stupid idea against big beefy guys, since I currently have the highest AC I could stand in a doorway or w/e and use the dodge action to make beefy dude miss basically all the time
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 11:51 PM
At 11 my pet can attack everything it sees
shepface
Rejd 28-Jan-17 11:52 PM
of course still fucked against spells
Hori 28-Jan-17 11:57 PM
yeah but tay
who cares how many attacks it gets if it never hits
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-17 11:59 PM
Says the guy whos fake gems got Longsaddle killed
🔥 3
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 12:19 AM
What time tomorrow? 6am-midnight? Perfect.
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 12:46 AM
i'm down
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 01:23 AM
I wasn't sure if future was joking about playing tomorrow or not
Rejd 29-Jan-17 01:35 AM
We're doing a thing tomorrow, yeah
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 01:38 AM
yay
Future 29-Jan-17 01:48 AM
yeah im down
ill be playing bad games till we do a thing
so whenever
Rejd 29-Jan-17 01:52 AM
There's also conan movie night~
Future 29-Jan-17 01:52 AM
oh yeah
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 01:55 AM
How about immediately following the eleague grand finals?
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 01:37 PM
@Future @Rejd @Hori @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle I'm ready anytime
Rejd 29-Jan-17 01:38 PM
Burging
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 01:45 PM
Gaying
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 01:53 PM
Sameing
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 01:55 PM
I am ready whenever you guys are
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 02:00 PM
Well, you're dead.
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 02:00 PM
same but inside
knockout 29-Jan-17 02:08 PM
same
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Same
Future 29-Jan-17 02:37 PM
I just woke up
Rejd 29-Jan-17 02:37 PM
same, it actually was a breakfast burger
Future 29-Jan-17 02:39 PM
Yessssss
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 03:21 PM
really wanting to play reeee
Avenge!
Rejd 29-Jan-17 03:36 PM
same
Hori 29-Jan-17 03:37 PM
penues
Rejd 29-Jan-17 03:37 PM
time to lay down vengeance with extreme prejudice
allears 2
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 03:52 PM
my dead body is prepared ;/
Rejd 29-Jan-17 03:55 PM
It's ok
I can animate dead soonish~
So you can be my zombie sidekick
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 03:59 PM
animate deez
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 04:00 PM
^
Future 29-Jan-17 04:13 PM
noice
at the store
i could do a thing at like 4 so an hour and a half
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 04:28 PM
Great!
Future 29-Jan-17 05:36 PM
k im back
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 05:37 PM
Glad to see your back, especially after seeing your face.
@Taylor Swift @Rejd @Longsaddle @Hori let's play
Future 29-Jan-17 05:43 PM
rekt
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 05:58 PM
i'm good to go
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 05:59 PM
Same
hindered 29-Jan-17 06:08 PM
hehehehe
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 06:09 PM
Damnit, that Conan bullshit starts in 3 hours which means if we don't start soon we don't start at all.
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 06:09 PM
^
it's starting at 9 isn't it?
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 06:09 PM
9cst
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 06:09 PM
I'm balls deep in the Royal Rumbls
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 06:10 PM
yeah chances are slim I reckon
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 06:10 PM
I'm retconning our game. Taylor died and Longsaddle was the hero.
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 06:10 PM
there are no heroes in our games
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 06:10 PM
Fair
Longsaddle is welcome to play me
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 06:14 PM
i'm not sure I would do you justice
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 06:15 PM
It's not hard
Just set up a playlist of Alex Jones highlights and nazi rallies
And every time something comes up, ask yourself what dale gribble would do
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 06:17 PM
Wonder if I'll ever run into Alex Jones down here
its possible i guess
knockout 29-Jan-17 06:18 PM
anything is possible with a balaclava, a windowless cargo van, and some duct tape
smugpepe 2
Future 29-Jan-17 06:23 PM
Reeeeee
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 06:28 PM
so reeeee
Rejd 29-Jan-17 06:31 PM
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 06:31 PM
^
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 06:32 PM
And I bet @Hori is raiding
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 06:32 PM
Raid deez
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 06:48 PM
Get'em
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 06:57 PM
Well, I'll be here all night. If we can get critical mass I'm down to play until midnight pst
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 06:58 PM
^
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 06:58 PM
Maybe after the movie
Future 29-Jan-17 07:38 PM
same
except now til then
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:30 PM
hopefully we can still pull this off
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 09:31 PM
I hope so.
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:31 PM
yeah I'm down
and succ's there, too?
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:31 PM
use some of the kommandaten pull
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:32 PM
just need tay
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:32 PM
Hm
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:32 PM
and future obvs
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:32 PM
@Taylor Swift quit doing actual important stuff
hindered 29-Jan-17 09:32 PM
they really need to close up that gloryhole
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 09:33 PM
I'll be available in 20ish
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 09:34 PM
sweet.
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:34 PM
it's a conan miracle!
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:36 PM
@Future dnd in 20
Hori 29-Jan-17 09:38 PM
i cant stay up very late tonight
hindered 29-Jan-17 09:38 PM
stick a finger in your bum
that always works for me
Future 29-Jan-17 09:53 PM
im to tired
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 09:53 PM
sad face
Fuck Conan
And Royal Rumble
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:53 PM
;/
Future 29-Jan-17 09:54 PM
😦
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 09:54 PM
Gas
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:54 PM
☁
Future 29-Jan-17 09:54 PM
same
i spent all my mental energy being awake today
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 09:58 PM
SWN?
@Talljoe
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 09:58 PM
I could, if we're all here.
Hori 29-Jan-17 09:58 PM
i can only play for an hour at this point
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 09:59 PM
Ah, well rip
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:59 PM
nope I think it's just going to be a wash
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:59 PM
yeah it's not gonna happen today
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 10:15 PM
:/
Talljoe 29-Jan-17 10:22 PM
Hazlen, are you available this week to SWN?
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 10:24 PM
Yes I am all moved in now (basically) so my schedule is back to normal, just im in cst now instead of pst.
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-17 10:25 PM
BST*
Best Standard Time
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 10:26 PM
sadtay
sadtay 2
West coast still best coast tho (edited)
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:29 PM
oh shit theres a conan rpg
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 11:29 PM
I HIT IT WITH MY SWORD
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:31 PM
i cast magic missile; dies. (edited)
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 11:32 PM
I punch the camel; one hit KO's it (edited)
Talljoe 30-Jan-17 12:04 AM
@Hazlen @Taylor Swift @Hori @hindered @Longsaddle Please mark your availability for SWN here: http://whenisgood.net/9rwbmka
Plan the time to have your meeting or event by co-ordinating availability with all the particpants using this fuss-free online tool.
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:05 AM
woah
this is cool and i hope it stops people from douching out of schedules
but i will fill mine out tomorrow
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
Just keep this in mind for my availability
Whenever
Talljoe 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
If you don't fill out the sheet I will assume you are available for all the times and will reeee when you say "sorry, I forgot I was getting my anus bleached then"
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
WEll tonight was a rare event
PPVs rarely go until 10
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:12 AM
except when youre wow raiding you fucking hillbilly bitch
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 12:14 AM
Thats not me you Grand Wizard of Faggotry
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:16 AM
you WoW
and i judge you for it
deal with it
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 12:17 AM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:17 AM
same
the judging wow players part
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:17 AM
you are on the right side of the wall
Hori 30-Jan-17 12:18 AM
>doesn't like anime
>doesn't like wow
Ban
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:20 AM
thats my stance
and i shall not budge
do what you wilt
Hori 30-Jan-17 12:22 AM
Hey you know what will make your budge?
First fight raccoons
smugpepe
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:22 AM
ive seen cooking master boy
i watch things before i judge them
but a huge percentage of anime belongs in the trash
i kinda liked PlanetES
Riso 30-Jan-17 02:47 PM
PETA Wants Fictional Space Vikings From the Year 40,000 to Stop Wearing Fur
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
sadtay
knockout 30-Jan-17 02:50 PM
adorable
i'm sure there's a race in wh40k that would gladly wear peta's collective skin as war pelts
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 04:22 PM
as peta kills thousands of dogs per year
and steals them from people to then kill
Talljoe 30-Jan-17 05:26 PM
@Future @Hori @Taylor Swift @Rejd @Longsaddle Any chance for D&D tonight?
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:27 PM
I think many of the reds are planning for conan
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:27 PM
Im open after 10CST
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:27 PM
but as always I am down
Future 30-Jan-17 05:27 PM
I'm doing conan
Talljoe 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
wtf is a conan?
It's like all I hear about.
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
Our next dead game
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
^
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
Bright side
Future 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
^
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
Look at all these new people we can convince to play Tabletop with us
Future 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
🔥
dong 2
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:28 PM
Should be our next short term goal
BMW: Conan Exiles and Bad Tabletop
Future 30-Jan-17 05:29 PM
Recruit with ball physics get em to stay with dice
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:29 PM
Speaking of ball physics
Golf with Friends Night when?
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:29 PM
oh yeah I bought that game..
Taylor Swift 30-Jan-17 05:29 PM
He added a new course
We need to try it
hindered 30-Jan-17 05:40 PM
 ​The core rulebook for Robert E. Howard’s Conan: Adventures in an Age Undreamed Of contains everything you’ll need to adventure in the world of Robert E. Howard’s hero, Conan. It is...
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
new GWF course? hmmmm
we should do that again
Future 02-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Dnd Sunday or sooner?
Talljoe 02-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Sunday evening
Future 02-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Ok cool
Talljoe 02-Feb-17 06:31 PM
I'm booked all weekend in the studio.
Future 02-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Noice
Taylor Swift 02-Feb-17 06:32 PM
Hes got Phish in this weekend
They need to record a new 9 hour guitar solo
Longsaddle 02-Feb-17 07:27 PM
sunday works for me
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 12:08 PM
@Future @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Rejd @Hori we had better D&D tonight! How does 6p PST sound?
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 12:08 PM
Ill be available as soon as the SB is over
Hori 05-Feb-17 12:11 PM
as soon as deez
are over
desu
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 12:27 PM
It was over when the Seahawks were eliminated.
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 01:25 PM
i'm good whenever everyone else is
Hori 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
9 est is fine by me desu (edited)
or whenever the super bowl is over desu (edited)
i guess its on whether or not future is here desu (edited)
maybe we could do swn if we cant do D&D desu (edited)
id like to continue our epic saga in wave echo caverns though desu (edited)
Future 05-Feb-17 03:57 PM
Same tall
I'm gonna watch it though
Our normal team me should definitely work
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 05:37 PM
so who's winning the footballs
Hori 05-Feb-17 05:39 PM
me desu
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 05:50 PM
I think the Twitch Conans?
Future 05-Feb-17 06:29 PM
The Conans of the swamp are currently winning over tom Brady king of the north
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Btw I'll be able to stream tonight
So maybe some of these new people can watch all the fun we have getting @Longsaddle killed
Titanpoint 05-Feb-17 06:50 PM
Ill be watching the nerdgasm fosho
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:35 PM
like the south I shall rise again
Hori 05-Feb-17 07:35 PM
im going to be the sherman to your south
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:37 PM
my american history is really bad, I majored in France and Germany 1500's to modern times so I don't really have any sort of good quip or come back other than
shermandeez
Future 05-Feb-17 07:38 PM
Are you guys going to never winter tonight
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 07:39 PM
It depends on if Longsaddle is going to play a new character or force us to try to rez.
Future 05-Feb-17 07:40 PM
Out of character Long saddle isn't coming back
But that shouldn't decide what you do
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:41 PM
I heard neverwinter is nice this time of year
Future 05-Feb-17 07:42 PM
Yeah ever since the lava cooled the town has been regrowing
Hori 05-Feb-17 07:42 PM
I HEARD THERES A NICE BANSHEE AND BANSHEES ARE UNDEAD SO MAYBE THEY CAN TELL US ABOUT LONG SADDLES GHOST DESU
Future 05-Feb-17 07:43 PM
Long saddle is in the plane of his god and the banshee is in the plane of the physical world
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 07:43 PM
Well, my character is against res attempts.
Hori 05-Feb-17 07:43 PM
i dont have religion points
i wouldnt know that future
Future 05-Feb-17 07:43 PM
Nope
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:43 PM
whay is everyone putting a space in my name all of a sudden?
Future 05-Feb-17 07:44 PM
Cause phone
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 07:44 PM
I'm still advocating Ghost Longsaddle
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:44 PM
ah I thought so, just multiple people are doing it
it's nice to know most everyone would prefer me dead
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 07:44 PM
How awesome would it be to have a ghost party member
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:45 PM
that's not how that works ;/
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 07:45 PM
Well it should be
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:45 PM
but yes that would be swell
"Ghostsaddle"
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 07:45 PM
Right?
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:45 PM
it does sound p.sweet
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 07:45 PM
I'd prefer you alive. Darys thinks death is a great thing for everyone.,
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 07:46 PM
us measurement guys need to stick together
Hori 05-Feb-17 08:16 PM
Just a note going forward since I do have 8 am classes I would prefer starting earlier since I can't be up to 4/5 am EST every night anymore desu
Fridays/Saturday I can go as late a we want tho desu
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 08:18 PM
I'd be ok if we moved it to saturday
Since Sunday's are less reliable
Hori 05-Feb-17 08:22 PM
Tonight is fine I just can't do super late desu
Future 05-Feb-17 08:34 PM
Sounds good to me
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 09:11 PM
We doiing this?
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
SB is going into overtime
First time ever
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 09:20 PM
Aren't we special
Hori 05-Feb-17 09:20 PM
sportsfag desu
its over desu
lets play desu
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 09:29 PM
Ok I'll be on in 10ish
Future 05-Feb-17 09:34 PM
I'll be on at 8
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 09:42 PM
Im ready, willing, and gable
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 09:56 PM
As am I
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 09:56 PM
^
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 10:05 PM
@Future Its 8 you goobernator
Future 05-Feb-17 10:06 PM
Brt
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 10:07 PM
@Rejd LOg off so I can offline raid you...I mean so you can play D&D
Hori 05-Feb-17 10:07 PM
@Taylor Swift i need every one of these ranks
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 10:08 PM
What fucking cancer Discord is that from
Hori 05-Feb-17 10:08 PM
ShiinaPlanC
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Hori 05-Feb-17 10:08 PM
u wouldnt
until after dnd is over
getin 2
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 10:09 PM
tru tru
Taylor Swift 05-Feb-17 10:25 PM
@Rejd tabletopppppppppppp
Rejd 05-Feb-17 11:14 PM
Join game too late, get plate armor +1 within 5 minutes
ree 2
Rejd 05-Feb-17 11:15 PM
DAS Lute
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 11:22 PM
just fyi my maps not working too well, just assume i'm kind of in the back end of the group
going to do a quick restart
Talljoe 05-Feb-17 11:23 PM
roll for initiative before you go just in case
Longsaddle 05-Feb-17 11:26 PM
i'm working now, thank god, have to use IE ;[
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:15 AM
just making sure, to hit I get my proficiency bonus and my modifier (2)+(5)?
Future 06-Feb-17 01:16 AM
yes
that one is correct
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:16 AM
kk excellent
don't want to mess up anything more
well playing a sorcerer is a lot more interesting than a wizard
this meta magic is ridic
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 01:20 AM
You seem to be doing much more damage.
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:20 AM
my modifier is much better than before to be fair
Future 06-Feb-17 01:20 AM
wizard gets stronger later than sorcs but sorcs start off strong
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:21 AM
yeah I thought as much but the meta magic is rather nice
Future 06-Feb-17 01:21 AM
wizards get more variety in magic i guess is the thing and rituals
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 01:21 AM
Don't worry, you won't live long enough to be underpowered. (edited)
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:21 AM
oh I know
but there will be another Longsaddle
we come from Longsaddle a town north of neverwinter where we're all Longsaddle
Future 06-Feb-17 01:22 AM
theres a town of long saddle
on the sword coast
im not even making it up
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:22 AM
I remember
I was going to do something stupid with it and just say exactly that "I come from Longsaddle, we're all Longsaddle"
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:38 AM
I think we should do whatever is easiest on you
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:46 AM
Starting at 2nd level, when you hit a creature with a melee weapon Attack, you can expend one spell slot to deal radiant damage to the target, in addition to the weapon's damage. The extra damage is 2d8 for a 1st-level spell slot, plus 1d8 for each Spell Level higher than 1st, to a maximum of 5d8. The damage increases by 1d8 if the target is an Undead or a fiend.
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 01:51 AM
When we D&D on Saturday I'd prefer earlier in the day as I plan to go out on the town in the evening.
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 01:52 AM
That would work
Titanpoint 06-Feb-17 02:12 AM
did you guys ensure there was only professional racism tonight?
Hori 06-Feb-17 02:13 AM
I restrain my racism a little when at school because I don't need my room mate hearing me shout nigger all the time
stare 1
But then again he knows so why hold back
meguFace
KotoSmug
Future 06-Feb-17 05:58 AM
The reason smite is OP is because its declared after landing an attack
i was holding all my smite for crits
and getting double damage
apparently it broke some of the dms encounters and since its not about power gaming we changed the ability to not allow critting
but i would allow it in vanilla form
also after reading volo's guide to monsters anyone rerolling can take a look at the playable races listed there given the setting i would allow some of them
Tabaxi (also known as jaguar people or cat-men ) were a race of feline humanoids native to the jungles of Maztica. Tabaxi were taller than most humans at six to seven feet. Their bodies were slender and covered in spotted and sometimes striped fur. Like most felines, Tabaxi had long tails and retractable claws. Tabaxi fur color ranged from light yellow to brownish red. Tabxi eyes were slit-pupilled and usually green or yellow.
The firbolg is a reclusive type of giant-kin that prefers to avoid contact with other sentient races. They are the most intelligent of the giant-kin. Amongst their own kind, they live in colonies, which are usually found in forests or caverns and watched by guard towers. Although they do farm, they prefer a more hunter-gatherer lifestyle, rather than the brigand/raider lifestyle of many other giants. A firbolg is usually lawful good in alignment, although they are seen as evil creatures by...
Goliaths were a nomadic race of humanoids native to the mountainous regions of Toril. Goliaths were massive. They averaged between 7 and 8 feet tall (2.1 to 2.4 meters), making them even taller than dragonborn and half-orcs.
Kenkus were a race of flightless avian humanoids. They tended to be selfish and secretive in nature and were often engaged in plots to acquire wealth and power. They operated in small gangs and often lived in large human cities, especially in southern Faerûn, where they worked as spies, assassins, or thieves. Although they evolved from avians, kenkus had no wings or capacity for flight. Instead, they had arms in place of wings and bird-like talons for hands and feet. They retained bird-like...
Goblins are a race of small and numerous goblinoids common throughout Toril, often living in underground caverns near the surface known as lairs. The race is often, though not always, dominated by other goblinoids, most commonly hobgoblins. Goblins may have, in fact, been initially created by this related race to serve as scouts and infiltrators. Goblins are small goblinoids that many consider little more than a nuisance. They have flat faces, broad noses, pointed ears, and small, sharp...
Drow, also known as dark elves, were a dark-skinned sub-race of elves that predominantly lived in the Underdark. They were generally evil, with exceptions including Drizzt Do'Urden, Zaknafein Do'Urden, Jalynfein, Solaufein, Tos'un Armgo, Liriel Baenre, Jarlaxle, and Qilué Veladorn and other followers of Eilistraee. They were shorter than many other sub-races of elves and, in common with most Underdark-dwelling creatures, had a tremendous resistance to magic. They also had a much higher...
Tritons originate from the Elemental Plane of Water, but have migrated to the Material Plane for some unknown purpose. They are sea dwellers, preferring warm waters but able to tolerate colder depths. A triton is about the same size and weight as a human and has silvery skin that fades into silver-blue scales on the lower half of its body. A triton's hair is deep blue or blue-green.
No one in the party can be evil and the character would have to have a decent backstory to be an exotic player race such as goblin -- coming from the hamlet of longsaddle only works for longsaddle
Future 06-Feb-17 06:12 AM
dark elves are from the players hand book, they live in the underdark and don't play nice with the surface world at all. So they are generally a restricted race but given the region and your adventures its plausible that at this point you could find someone of this descent but it wouldn't be from any of the human cities and would most likely be someone exiled from the underdark
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 12:03 PM
do they still do the level adjustment for certain races?
as pc's
Future 06-Feb-17 01:23 PM
In Volos guide they just have rules for rolling them as pcs
Just like elf or anything else you would get some races with bonus stats some racial traits
And you pick a class
You aren't playing the monster manual version of the race
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:26 PM
ah theym ust integrate it into the class itself, I remember in 3.5 you could roll some sort of dragon hybrid character and you would have level adjustments of x, was never sure how it really worked but eh
ah that must be it, my memory is too spotty to be counted on anymore
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:48 PM
I also didn't realise that Clerics get Planeshift at such a relatively low level
that's rather nasty
Future 06-Feb-17 01:57 PM
13
It they only get one spell at that level per day
So you better be certain of where you are going in terms of survivability
If you go to hell it might be awhile before you long rest
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:58 PM
or just send a really powerful opponent to say..the elemental plane of fire
Future 06-Feb-17 01:59 PM
That's true lol
I forgot you could vanish foes
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:00 PM
charisma save
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 03:06 PM
Didn't we spare a bunch of Goblins in some dungeon? Maybe one of them comes a knocking to join us?
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:06 PM
ah yes we did I talked them down
Future 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
yeah thats the hook the cragmaw tribe is pretty recently homeless
a few of them might not be evil
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 07:19 PM
or can be goaded into being not evil
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 08:35 PM
Be jealous, be very, very ajealous.
🔥 1
Hori 06-Feb-17 08:36 PM
i dont get it
but its says traps
and traps are the theme of 2017
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 08:53 PM
It's Grimtooth's Traps Collection
Over 600 pages of traps for D&D and the like.
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 08:54 PM
Succ has a trap collection too
smugpepe
smugpepe 2
Future 06-Feb-17 08:54 PM
yesssss
how is it
it looks yuge
apparently its all publications since 1981
?
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 08:58 PM
It is huge. Lots of interesting things in it.
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:49 PM
Neato
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:59 PM
@here newbies chime in with your interest, we have a number of games that havent begun and are looking for regular weekly commitments
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:04 PM
is it pretty much just DnD or do you play smaller scope things like pandemic/sheriff of nottingham/splendor/candy land
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:04 PM
We've got a sick stars without number session going
We also fuck with tabletop sim
But not in a while
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
i have a Vampire the Masquerade campaign in the works
and can do a number of lesser campaigns if there is demand
like Cyberpunk 2525 and maybe GURPS bullshit (edited)
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Yeah we are all open to anything
We've got a pretty good core of players
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
cyperpunk, not shadowrun
we need to get better at meeting set schedules
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Yes this is true
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
im a busy man and my time is valuable
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
I don't think I can really handle dming any sort of campaign anymore sadly
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
im throwing my hat in the ring
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
my brain doesn't work the same anymore
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
i dont do d&d tho
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
i'd have to relearn VTM but i'd be interested
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
its very easy as a player
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
I remember it being p.simple
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
the storyteller will tell you the rolls
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
and it's VTM not the new one?
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
char creation is the hardest part
yah, i dont do the new world of darkness
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
good, i've never enjoyed the new stuff
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
the shit from the 90s is lit af
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
^
but yeah wow we have a metric shit ton of babbies now
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:14 PM
stare
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:14 PM
I think we've become like a movement now?
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
bowel movement
👌 1
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
^
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
time for tay to do some sort of huge scandal thus destroying the core of this unholy alliance
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
Ive been real hands off lately though
Hori 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
do we need a new BEEFY BOYS
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
No
Wait yes
Hori 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
was the BEEFY BOY uprising truly ever ended
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
I always like seeing a firey car crash
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
I have no clue what this beefy boy stuff is even about...
we need a wiki
Hori 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
we have a ~history~
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
Thats overstating it
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
a brochure?
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:17 PM
tldr My Master Plan went exactly as I anticipated
.. bulliedplan
TrapBot BOT 06-Feb-17 10:17 PM
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:17 PM
theyre scared of us tho
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:17 PM
well i'll take that at face value
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:17 PM
they should post @here with their interest
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:18 PM
ah getting the trains to run on time is the real problem
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:18 PM
i will run a tight ship
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Tay did an annoucement a little bit back i'm sure the greens have seen it
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
i know im just trying to advertise further
no green has posted in here yet
i dare someone to
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:20 PM
gotta do an @ everyone instead of here
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:20 PM
oh gay
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:20 PM
ah discord redtape
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
@everyone we play tabletop games here its fun, please express your interest
ChicagoTed#1588 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
shadowrun
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
we don't bite
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
i could fake shadowrun, but id prever cyberpunk 2525
guy that was typing better finish his sentence
wow rude
ChicagoTed#1588 06-Feb-17 10:24 PM
You are a CYBER NINJA living in a GRIM POST APOCALYPTIC MEGALOPIA. You have been hired for a JOB by your local JOBSMITH.
Your job is to KILL THE JANITOR at the local AMUSEMENT PARK.
You are at the AMUSEMENT PARK.
What do you do?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:24 PM
I hit him with my sword.
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 10:24 PM
Look for funnel cake.
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:25 PM
I put my dick in it
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:25 PM
suck off a carnie
ChicagoTed#1588 06-Feb-17 10:25 PM
You look for FUNNEL CAKE but do not find any. In the GRIM FUTURE there is only SOYLENT GREEN.
You suck off a carnie. +10 XP. Roll fort. You have contracted Cyber Clamidia.
You have to find the JANITOR before you can hit it with your sword or put your dick in it.
You are at the entrance of the AMUSEMENT PARK.
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
I kill myself
ChicagoTed#1588 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
You are dead.
Thank you for playing.
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
oh it cyberpunk 2020 whoops
Taylor Swift 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
Thank God
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
suck off janitor
ChicagoTed#1588 06-Feb-17 10:27 PM
I flip the turtle on its back.
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:27 PM
Unrecognized Command "suck off janitor"
>
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:27 PM
.i cyberpunk 2020 sourcebook
ChicagoTed#1588 06-Feb-17 10:27 PM
That thing is so 80srific I think I just got a coke high by lookking at it
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:28 PM
hah it does look p.awesome
Talljoe 06-Feb-17 10:28 PM
Take analgesic
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:29 PM
I put on my wizard hat and robe
and cast maximus erectus
on myself smugpepe
Quornes 07-Feb-17 01:27 PM
dudes should play eclipse phase
be robot octopus in space
fighting AI cthulhu
Vrorag 07-Feb-17 05:01 PM
Out of curiosity: What dicegames are you nerds playing? (Mostly asking since I've been feeling the D&D itch again after not playing for about 2 years because my old group died off) And at what time, for that matter.
Talljoe 07-Feb-17 05:02 PM
D&D and Stars Without Number as on going campaigns here. I do a fair amount of one shots in Powered by the Apocalypse or related hacks.
The when is a bit tricky as we are all aspy ADHD fucks that can't be relied on to not wander off.
Vrorag 07-Feb-17 05:04 PM
Fair. I was just making sure it wasn't some "Oh we always play at 3 am" kind of thing. :v
Talljoe 07-Feb-17 05:05 PM
Regularly on Saturdays I think will be a thing.
Vrorag 07-Feb-17 05:06 PM
Cool, I'll have to throw my hat into the roll20 thing then. Which edition is the ongoing D&D, and for that matter - is it even taking on more people?
Talljoe 07-Feb-17 05:06 PM
5e. We're currently at 5 PCs.
The SWN campaign has room for one more, but it might be spoken for. See the pinned messages for the story so.far.
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 05:22 PM
having more people would help the wander off shit
so if someone is indeed missing he's subbed with someone else
and works lorewise
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 02:22 AM
@Future are we on for tomorrow at noon PST?
Future 11-Feb-17 02:22 AM
@here no, i have a thing to do tomorrow during the day
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 02:22 AM
Bummer
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 02:26 AM
Dang ;/
Future 11-Feb-17 02:26 AM
i can do the evening
i have a kids birthday party thing in the am and an mri thing in the pm at like 7
so anytime after 8
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 02:31 AM
I can do then.
Future 11-Feb-17 02:32 AM
as a group what are you guys doing tomorrow
so i can uhh prepare
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 02:34 AM
Good question.
We're not leveling, right?
Future 11-Feb-17 02:35 AM
nope
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 02:37 AM
Good, then I don't have to agonize over whether I take a state boost or a feat.
Future 11-Feb-17 02:39 AM
hahah
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 02:40 AM
On the one hand, 2points to Dex gives me 20ac, +1 to attack, dmg, and initiative. On the other hand Mobile lets me knock heads and get away. (edited)
I say we open our doors for business and see if anyone wants to hire a group of adventurers.
Future 11-Feb-17 02:56 AM
yeah i got a thing
its gonna be p good
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:01 AM
I got a thing for ya
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 03:02 AM
dong
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 04:08 AM
I'm good for evening as well to my knowledge
Need me an alert feat ;/
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:05 PM
wait so are we playing tonight? (edited)
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
I hope so. We still need @Hori @Taylor Swift and @Rejd to confirm.
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
👌🏿 dong
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
8 pm pst or
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 03:07 PM
That's the current proposal.
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:07 PM
meguFace
Rejd 11-Feb-17 03:29 PM
I'm here
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:29 PM
im queer
Rejd 11-Feb-17 03:30 PM
^
Future 11-Feb-17 03:32 PM
Yeah 8 is the soonest I can do it maybe like 830 to be safe
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:32 PM
fine by me
Future 11-Feb-17 03:32 PM
I have a doctor thing so who knows if it will get out early or late
Hori 11-Feb-17 03:32 PM
is this the nigth where we could reroll if wanted
Future 11-Feb-17 03:32 PM
Sure
Rejd 11-Feb-17 03:33 PM
I'll prob stay cleric because mad loot
.reminder 8pm PST; DND TIME
TrapBot BOT 11-Feb-17 03:34 PM
Reminder set for Sat Feb 11 2017 23:00:00 GMT-0500 (in 6 hours), reason: DND TIME
Rejd 11-Feb-17 03:44 PM
Keep hammering dudes
dong 1
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 03:59 PM
Ill be remaining as Taylor the Swift
Future 11-Feb-17 04:06 PM
every token for every monster in dnd
the sperg in me is so tempted to get dem tokens
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 04:07 PM
Cant you import tokens in?
Hori 11-Feb-17 04:10 PM
@Future should i just edit my barb sheet to the new character?
Future 11-Feb-17 04:10 PM
i can
thats why im like ehhhh
but the luxury of having 500ish tokens available by typing ina search bar is really nice
especially when you are winging something
sure thing succ
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 04:11 PM
I'm tempted to buy mapmaking software so I can make dope ships.
Mainly just waiting to see if SWN gets regular before doing it.
Future 11-Feb-17 04:12 PM
i too would buy map making software
because its handy regardless of medium
import to roll 20, tts, print for irl reference drawing etc
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 04:13 PM
I don't run enough games that require prep.
Titanpoint 11-Feb-17 04:45 PM
aw shit can I join as Triggered the Irritating?
hindered 11-Feb-17 05:19 PM
what is good map software?
Future 11-Feb-17 05:22 PM
In an effort to better serve the community, the moderation staff will be creating a series of guides and collections of resources over the next...
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:07 PM
i guess
i should finish making my fighter
i never went and selected my manouvers
Future 11-Feb-17 06:07 PM
shiiiit
yeah i think you have 3 maybe 4 by fourth level
dont forget compared to a normal dude
you get more stat feat options
second level and fourth level
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:07 PM
really?
i might have missed that when looking at it
Future 11-Feb-17 06:08 PM
oh my bad
its fourth and sixth
not 2 and 4
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:08 PM
oh ok
Future 11-Feb-17 06:08 PM
every other class is 4,8
you are 4,6,8
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:08 PM
yeah im taking a feat at 4th level
Future 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
debating removing insta death mechanics from intellect devourers
since death is so hard to come back from in this campaign
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
I thought 5e more or less got rid of save or die
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
shit i didnt write down the feat i wanted fuck
Future 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
they did in all but 2 cases
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
and ability damage
Future 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
1 case beign intellect devours
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
which ones?
Future 11-Feb-17 06:09 PM
which is dumb
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:10 PM
I don't really remember what that is
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:10 PM
oh btw
how do i equip armor and have it change my AC
Future 11-Feb-17 06:10 PM
looking for a monster manual entry
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:10 PM
oh, I can find that out quicker
?
Future 11-Feb-17 06:11 PM
yeah
basically it rolls you to 0 int
the next turn it eats your brain
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:12 PM
and 0 int is essentially a non living creature
Future 11-Feb-17 06:12 PM
if you remove it, you die one turn later
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:12 PM
geez
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 06:12 PM
harsh
Future 11-Feb-17 06:12 PM
which is dumb because like you said 5e
and res doesnt work in this case because you dont have a brain
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
yeah I mean they got rid of a lot of ability damage and save or die saves
unless you wish/true ressurect
Future 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
right
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
but that's very very far in
Future 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
wish/true res/ reincarnate
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
and this thing wouldn't be a problem
what's the second case?
Future 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
so even if i wasnt harsh on death
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
i think future is saying we're about to be fucked by a mind eater
Future 11-Feb-17 06:13 PM
it would kill you even with normal dnd you can res all the time rules
nah
im saying im sad theya re broken in 5e
and i need to figure out an alternate approach
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:14 PM
well it would be a little "better" if it didn't take the spot of your brain
Future 11-Feb-17 06:14 PM
yeah maybe fail int
and they take you over
til zero hp
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:14 PM
treat it like a parasite, it can take you over
Future 11-Feb-17 06:14 PM
but you dont lose int/brain
yeah^
thats what i was thinking
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:14 PM
it makes the most sense and keeps with the idea of it
Future 11-Feb-17 06:15 PM
or maybe when you take damage it has to pass a concentration check to stay melded with you
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:15 PM
hmm
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:15 PM
should i take polearm master or sentinel
Future 11-Feb-17 06:15 PM
is the second case
together they are broken
whatever you take first is up to you
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:15 PM
ahh yeah okay
Future 11-Feb-17 06:15 PM
do you want to attack more
or stun more
i dont mind that as much
i dont mind monsters that can kill you instantly instead of knocking you out
thats how i died to a beholder
i do mind roll or die
mechanics
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
well the shadow only does 1d4
Future 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
yeah ^
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
this thing does 2d10 psy
Future 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
if it happens to do your last 4 hp oh well you died
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
longsaddle rolled and died smugpepe
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
and a 3d6 is pretty brutal
Future 11-Feb-17 06:16 PM
it doesnt even have to hit though
that damage is fine
its the -- make a save on int
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
it's the 3d6 int check
Future 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
if you fail you die
yeah
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
that's brutal even for me
Future 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
so yeah removing that mechanic
to be the parasite thing
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
and I think even with my relatively low int
i'm still the highest int
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
my int is 10
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:17 PM
maybe rejd might have taken it as a dump stat
I think i'm 13
ahaha no I forgot
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
are you a dumb sorc
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
I didn't take much int because it's not really needed
Future 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
sorcs are blessed with magic
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
yessir, 8
Future 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
they dont train to be magical
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
-1 modifer
Future 11-Feb-17 06:18 PM
hellllll yeah
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:19 PM
I took the sailor background to get a better perception check ;/
Future 11-Feb-17 06:19 PM
so i decided in this world the town of longsaddle is a town of only longsaddles
who are all magical in nature
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:19 PM
lmao
I was thinking exactly that
Future 11-Feb-17 06:19 PM
in case anyone visits
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:19 PM
is tay gonna get real confused if we ever go there
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:19 PM
"hey wasn't your name longsaddle?" "we're all longsaddle"
Future 11-Feb-17 06:20 PM
yeah and is otherwise a fully functioning magical suberb
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:20 PM
ahaha
that's too perfect
I might have 8 int but my 20 charisma suits me just fine
and my 19 str
...
.i 19 strength
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:21 PM
lol fuck your str
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:21 PM
dammit longsaddle
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:21 PM
OH GOD
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:21 PM
DAMMIT LONGSADDLE
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:21 PM
I'M SORRY
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:21 PM
you cant put a number as the first thing
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:22 PM
I didn't know ;/
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:22 PM
at least you arent the people who do like .i 2017
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:22 PM
i'm not good with bots ;/
but yes
19 str
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:22 PM
bracers op
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:22 PM
yeah they really really are
Future i'm still okay if you change it
if you think me having 19 str is too overpowered
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:23 PM
well time to redo this character sheet
rip
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
do you use the automatic sheet?
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
i use the one on roll 20 yea
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
I have like a fully done level 4 paladin sheet
With macros and shit
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
you can try the Forgedanvil excel sheet
it's what I use
it's really nice
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
variant human, got polearm master + sentinel already~
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
im used to this sheet so it works for me
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:24 PM
has a full speel database
spell*
and etc
alright
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:25 PM
i wasnt sure if we could go variant human or not
@Future am i able to use the variant human traits?
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:25 PM
For me as cleric there's maybe 1 or 2 feats that are good
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:26 PM
I think future is okay with it as long as it's in an official book last I spoke to him about other published stuff
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:26 PM
But eh I think I'll just go with stats and that concentration thing eventually when I have more slots for random buffs
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:26 PM
cause variant human is def the way to go for me if i can use it
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:27 PM
succ
if you're picking polearm mastery
let me paste this
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:27 PM
ok
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:29 PM
Oh wait nevermind I just added it as attack in the sheet
so w/e
But for great weapon fighting style!
1d10ro<2
1d4ro<2
ro<2 does that "reroll once" when you roll a 1 or 2 for damage (edited)
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 06:30 PM
Great weapon only gives you an average of 1 extra damage .
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Yeah but rolling a 1 or 2 still sucks
Now you can roll something else that's just as bad!
Unless I guess that tunnel fighter thing can be picked, idk
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:37 PM
whats that
Rejd 11-Feb-17 06:37 PM
Unearthed Arcana part,
Tunnel Fighter You excel at defending narrow passages, doorways, and other tight spaces. As a bonus action, you can enter a defensive stance that lasts until the start of your next turn. While in your defensive stance, you can make opportunity attacks without using your reaction, and you can use your reaction to make a melee attack against a creature that moves more than 5 feet while within your reach.
wow cancer
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 06:51 PM
that word spacing though
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:52 PM
man what maneuvers do i want tho
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:56 PM
trip attack is pretty nuts
will give joe sneak attacks
and advantage
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 06:59 PM
Love it
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 06:59 PM
and once you get multi attacks you'll also get advantage as well
Hori 11-Feb-17 06:59 PM
yea thats prob one il ltake
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:00 PM
menacing is good too
Riposte
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:01 PM
Soon. I'll be able to frighten at will
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:01 PM
what the
monks have gotten a big power boost from 3.5 geez
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:02 PM
By soon I mean level 7
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:02 PM
still that's p.good
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:02 PM
Hour of Reaping monastic tradition
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:02 PM
a lot of at will stuff was axed to my understanding
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:02 PM
30feet WIS save or be frightened.
(includes allies, though)
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:03 PM
jesus it's not even targetted
Hori 11-Feb-17 07:04 PM
talljoe is gonna fear all of us but none of the enemies
calling it now
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:04 PM
take alert tio get +5 initiative
go first alwayd
run into group of enemies
done
Hori 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
doesnt tay always go first though
his stupid ass cat is gonna fuck that up
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
he gets a bonus turn yes
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
My cat doesnt go on my bonus turn
Just me
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
not his panther
Hori 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
captain shitty is still gonna fuck it up
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
what hasn't it fucked up?
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Nah remember when he fucked that one guy up
Hori 11-Feb-17 07:06 PM
has your cat survived a single dungeon yet
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 07:06 PM
Yes
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:06 PM
lol I don't really think it's meant to, if it's alive at the end that's just a bonus
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 07:06 PM
My cat only has a slightly lower KD than Longjoe
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:08 PM
too bad the other abilties of the long death aren't as good
Hori 11-Feb-17 07:13 PM
@Future when can i get a real image for my token
reeee
make it this
tia
tfw longsaddle has more str than me
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:23 PM
well, it's a big help, my saves were atrocious. My str was 5
Hori 11-Feb-17 07:23 PM
was it really
thats one hell of a bad roll
rip
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:24 PM
Str and etc really doesn't do much
Cha/Dex/Con
is the big money for me
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:37 PM
The free temp HP is nice.
And never dying so long as I have ki.
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:38 PM
yeah it's p.good
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:38 PM
And up to 20d10 damage in a single for action.
Not as good as Vibration, though
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 07:39 PM
but you'd have to expend a lot of ki points for that though
I imagine
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 07:39 PM
Er quivering palm.
Rejd 11-Feb-17 07:45 PM
@Hazlen
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 07:45 PM
weed
weed
Future 11-Feb-17 08:02 PM
yeah im cool with varient human
pretty much anything in sword coast add on + phb
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 08:03 PM
Is there a player resource for this new campaign
Future 11-Feb-17 08:05 PM
ill have to check
we arent starting today really, i mean maybe
i have some things whipped up
ill check to see if this has player resources though some do
like curse of stradh has a lot of player stuff
so does elemental evil
has a bunch of class tie ins
the pbolem is a lot of those things are OP in the general sense and only work in those settings
storm king might but i think it draws from the standard sword coast setting more than anything
This barbarian primal path option was designed to coincide with the new Storm King’s Thunder, Forgotten Realms campaign. However, it may be used in any campaign setting if allowed by the Dungeon Master.
barbarians get a new primal path
im surpised you went with human
over the cat people bait i laid out last week
Hori 11-Feb-17 08:14 PM
what cat people bait
i dont remember this
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 08:14 PM
I want to.be a Triton Paladin
But sticking with monk for now.
Future 11-Feb-17 08:14 PM
Tabaxi (also known as jaguar people or cat-men ) were a race of feline humanoids native to the jungles of Maztica. Tabaxi were taller than most humans at six to seven feet. Their bodies were slender and covered in spotted and sometimes striped fur. Like most felines, Tabaxi had long tails and retractable claws. Tabaxi fur color ranged from light yellow to brownish red. Tabxi eyes were slit-pupilled and usually green or yellow.
yeah a nature paladin triton would be an interesting flavor
Hori 11-Feb-17 08:15 PM
im no furry!!
i just have a cat ear headband Smug1
Future 11-Feb-17 08:16 PM
volos guide is relevent to tonights adventure
im good to do 8pm by the way
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 08:25 PM
Oh! I have that!
TrapBot BOT 11-Feb-17 09:13 PM
0 - Sat Feb 11 2017 23:00:00 GMT-0500 (in an hour) [#game_tabletop] - DND TIME
Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 09:13 PM
Is it?
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:14 PM
🤷🏻
Rejd 11-Feb-17 09:14 PM
👍🏿
Future 11-Feb-17 09:14 PM
45 minutes
Hori 11-Feb-17 09:19 PM
future did u see my token post
Future 11-Feb-17 09:20 PM
yeah i gotcha
Hori 11-Feb-17 09:20 PM
thanks pal
Rejd 11-Feb-17 09:22 PM
looks a bit too wizardry tbh
Hori 11-Feb-17 09:22 PM
dont hate
TrapBot BOT 11-Feb-17 10:00 PM
Hey @Rejd, DND TIME
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 10:04 PM
@Rejd REEEE!!!!
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Rejd even set up the reminder..
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 10:08 PM
And double checed it 45 minutes ago.
.i flakey
Hori 11-Feb-17 10:14 PM
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Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:14 PM
stare
Future 11-Feb-17 10:14 PM
lay it on thick
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 10:14 PM
JFC, aspy ADHD fucks
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:27 PM
@hindered SWN?
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:27 PM
awww.
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:27 PM
Rejd is a no show so if you're down Hindered we'll do SWN, everyone else is here.
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:33 PM
are we doing a spring break arc
Hori 11-Feb-17 10:33 PM
yea
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:33 PM
yay
MPGA
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 10:34 PM
Is the Fraternal Order of Bang here making their pornographic lithotypes?
Aha, they are here!
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:46 PM
well, time to burn the forest down
this is some impressive engineering
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:52 PM
future just cause i'm curious, do you just take the average rolls for nps or roll each one, if so I commend your efforts
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 10:56 PM
He has rolled for each in the past.
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 10:57 PM
that is dedication
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 11:06 PM
speared in the heart and joe's to blame you give gnolls a bad day
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 11:08 PM
just a small-town elf...
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 11:08 PM
living in a gnolly world
Talljoe 11-Feb-17 11:09 PM
he takes a wagon train going anywhere
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 11:10 PM
just a critted boy
Longsaddle 11-Feb-17 11:20 PM
just skirting that twitch edge
Rejd 11-Feb-17 11:31 PM
tbf it's late af~
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 12:05 AM
doesn't a halberd have extra range?
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:53 AM
10ft, yep
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 12:55 AM
I thought so
hindered 12-Feb-17 01:07 AM
I was out doing things irl on a sat night. Sorry nerds.
Tomorrow in the day we should do it
Unless hazlen is a fag
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:10 AM
depends if you guys still wanna do DnD late as fuck
I have to work on monday damnit
Hori 12-Feb-17 01:10 AM
im busy for a while tomorrow
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 01:33 AM
8:57 PM] Longsaddle: that is dedication [9:06 PM] Longsaddle: speared in the heart and joe's to blame you give gnolls a bad day [9:08 PM] Talljoe: just a small-town elf... [9:08 PM] Longsaddle: living in a gnolly world
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:37 AM
stare
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 01:37 AM
I know kung fu
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 01:37 AM
^^^^
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 02:40 AM
Spelljammer introduced into the AD&D universe a comprehensive system of fantasy astrophysics, including the Ptolemaic concept of crystal spheres. Crystal spheres may contain multiple worlds and are navigable using ships equipped with "spelljamming helms". Ships powered by spelljamming helms are capable of flying into not only the sky but into space. With their own fields of gravity and atmosphere, the ships have open decks and tend not to resemble the spaceships of science fiction, but instead look more like galleons, animals, birds, fish or even more wildly fantastic shapes. The Spelljammer setting is designed to allow the usual sword and sorcery adventures of Dungeons & Dragons to take place within the framework of outer space tropes. Flying ships travel through the vast expanses of interplanetary space, visiting moons and planets and other stellar objects.
Rejd 12-Feb-17 02:41 AM
Also next time this needs to be way earlier
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 02:41 AM
tldr: Spelljammer is incredible
it was the wacky heyday era of WOTC when shit was funky
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:41 AM
We're tryign to get it earlier in the day but hasn't worked out so far.
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 02:42 AM
yeah that was the plan initially
sorry Rejd ;/
it sucks for me and i'm on PST I can only imagine how bad it is for you
Future 12-Feb-17 02:43 AM
yeah same
im down for earlier most weeks
as in almost all of them
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:44 AM
Thanks for the fun adventure, future.
Future 12-Feb-17 02:46 AM
hell yeah
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:46 AM
Was there a more combatty path through the ship?
Future 12-Feb-17 02:46 AM
not super fight mans ey
the orcs could have gotten free
and the guards
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:46 AM
Combat lasted less than 1 round.
Future 12-Feb-17 02:47 AM
its more just the fear of the area is the combat
and the hook into something bigger
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:47 AM
Kind of surprised.
Future 12-Feb-17 02:47 AM
it wasnt really a fight mans dungeon
the biggest thing from the boss was the psychic damage of it failing to reach out to you each round
as its being held back
ofcourse aoes saved the day there and taylor speakign qualith
you could have saved those npcs
to help you unlock the rooms
which would have been some psychic damage here and there
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:49 AM
Shit, so we hacked another dungeon?
Future 12-Feb-17 02:49 AM
eh not hacked
this was the correct solution
but speaking qualith is slightly hackign
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:50 AM
yeah, that
Future 12-Feb-17 02:50 AM
although another npc that you saved would have given you the knowledge
to interface with the console
but since he was mad using him to help would have damaged you over time as well
so not having that check every round is definitely a thing
also not going in there was an option
there are other roads to the beholder
but defeating that calculated risk of this is definitely a trap makes him weaker
because in any other story it would be a trap, they posses huans specifically to craft tales to lure adventurers into getting brain sucked
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:52 AM
What about the trap?
The pressure plate
Future 12-Feb-17 02:52 AM
no
im saying the whole story line
risking that it was a trap to weaker the beholder
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:53 AM
Right,
Future 12-Feb-17 02:53 AM
because going with taylors plan was a choice
and i expected it
there just would have been other avenues to the beholder
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:53 AM
You just reminded me of the pressure plate...was it a trap or just a thing?
Future 12-Feb-17 02:53 AM
oh it was a trap
but the real puzzle in that dungeon was accepting to go into the dungeon
the normal response is the no fuck you im out
you eat brains
i figured it would suck to reward risk taking with a tpk
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:55 AM
Once the realization that the area of effect covered phandalin, and the illy was telling the truth, there really wasn't a choice.
Future 12-Feb-17 02:56 AM
i had another dungeon
that was pretty cool
basically next time you went to sleep
you would all wake up in an eldrich horror
basically after the beholder begins corrupting the area
finishing the dungeon would free you in the sense yo could wake back up
Talljoe 12-Feb-17 02:57 AM
Wow.
Future 12-Feb-17 02:58 AM
i still might do something like that at some future point
basically have some of lovescrafts stories just transcribed into dungeon format
basically dagon would have been the scene of the dream
since its pretty short
Hori 12-Feb-17 03:05 AM
There were dungeons like that in ddo
With the Eldritch dream shit
Fun tines
Times
Future 12-Feb-17 03:05 AM
yeah its one of my more favorite dnd undertones
the psychic creatures and horrors and eldrich tie in lore
Hori 12-Feb-17 03:07 AM
Have furniture and shit attacking you along side the creatures
Future 12-Feb-17 03:07 AM
oh hell yeah
i figure i have to rotate threats, traps, mimics, dopplegangers
other wise it gets to easy to detect
Hori 12-Feb-17 03:08 AM
Oh man mimics
Future 12-Feb-17 03:08 AM
mimics are certainly a thing
Hori 12-Feb-17 03:09 AM
I can only imagine that's gonna fuck us lmao
Future 12-Feb-17 03:09 AM
the only trap i literally dont understand why its in the game is this
Inanimate Objects can be stored in the bag, which can hold a cubic foot of such material. However, once each day, the bag swallows any Objects inside it and spits them out into another plane of existence. The DM determines the time and plane.
its basically a trapped bag of holding
that destroys items instead
which just seems unreasonably cruel in most cases
Hori 12-Feb-17 03:10 AM
Also it can eat you
stare
Future 12-Feb-17 03:10 AM
lol yeah it can
Taylor Swift 12-Feb-17 03:29 AM
So what you're saying is
Even though I wasn't right about this being a trap, 99% of the time it is a trap
And then I cheesed the dungeon?
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 02:39 PM
that dream concept would be really fun
there's tons of monsters and otherwordly effects to base it off of too
and having us be wary of things and constantly doing checks wouldn't be an issue as reality isn't consistent, checks could mean one thing in a round and something else next round
we should uh look for any spelljammer helmets when we're higher level though..
hah i'm stupid, when I last played spelljammer my DM made the interface a helmet and I kept assuming helm was referring to that
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 01:58 PM
@Longsaddle @hindered @Taylor Swift @Hori Hey guys, @Hazlen is available Sunday at 1pm PST for SWN. Let's make it happen!!!
Taylor Swift 16-Feb-17 01:59 PM
👌🏿
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:10 PM
Hey, Taylor Swadmin, can you create roles for SWN players and D&D players so we can @SWN and I don't have to remember the names of my players?
Taylor Swift 16-Feb-17 02:12 PM
@deleted-role
Longsaddle 16-Feb-17 02:13 PM
I think Sunday should work just fine
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:16 PM
Technically we dwell in a converted tavern.
hindered 16-Feb-17 02:27 PM
sunday is good for me
well actually, mardi gras
but it should be fine
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:32 PM
Monday is a holiday, btw
Hori 16-Feb-17 02:33 PM
a holiday for who
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:33 PM
US
Hori 16-Feb-17 02:33 PM
what holiday
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:33 PM
Trumps Day
(President's Day)
Hori 16-Feb-17 02:34 PM
yeah i dont get that day off so
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 02:35 PM
The wagecucks do 🤷
hindered 16-Feb-17 02:36 PM
i dont think im off either
but thats cuz fat tuesday is the week after and we get that instead
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:38 PM
succ, you good for Sunday?
Hori 16-Feb-17 02:38 PM
probably
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 02:39 PM
Ok, it's happening, so long as we have 3/4 of players.
Rejd 16-Feb-17 02:40 PM
And when's regular dnd mindfuckery stuff
Longsaddle 16-Feb-17 03:01 PM
saturday, midday hopefully
Future 16-Feb-17 03:27 PM
sounds good to me
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 04:10 PM
Let's nail down a time for Saturday as I have other plans I need to schedule for that day.,
Future 16-Feb-17 04:21 PM
Wait I can't do Saturday during the day
I just told a co worker we can do interview prep saturday he's studying for a thing
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 04:28 PM
I can Sat morning, Sun morning, or maybs sun night.
Future 16-Feb-17 04:29 PM
I can sat night sun anytime
Taylor Swift 16-Feb-17 04:30 PM
Same
Its Runescape DXP weekend but I can still play
I may just not be 100% attentive
Talljoe 16-Feb-17 04:31 PM
Sat night sucks for Rejd, Also, I'm likely to be out drinking and/or getting laid.
Future 18-Feb-17 12:52 PM
I haven't prepped for this week yet so tomorrow is the soonest I can do
hindered 18-Feb-17 12:53 PM
dont let it conflict with swn
Future 18-Feb-17 12:54 PM
When's that happening
So I know
hindered 18-Feb-17 12:55 PM
i dont even know
afternoon i think
do dnd at night
Future 18-Feb-17 12:55 PM
Ok Or Monday
hindered 18-Feb-17 12:56 PM
@Talljoe what is the plan?
Talljoe 18-Feb-17 12:59 PM
1pm PST (edited)
I thought we were doing d&d tomorrow morning or evening. I can't do today.
Future 18-Feb-17 12:59 PM
Same I can't do today
Whatever works for people and doesn't conflict or deter from Swn
If that is possible tomorrow I'm cool with it
hindered 18-Feb-17 01:00 PM
yah thats perfect for me
yall can dnd frot when yall see fit
Rejd 18-Feb-17 01:27 PM
welp, next week then
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 02:47 PM
@deleted-role Are you exicted? SWN Mutiny incoming!!!
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 02:47 PM
What time was that going down?
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 02:47 PM
In 15 minutes.
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 02:48 PM
👌🏿
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 02:49 PM
Oh shit yeah we're either gonna take this ship or die horribly allears
Hori 19-Feb-17 02:52 PM
we're already dead on the inside~
hindered 19-Feb-17 02:59 PM
ha
i forgot about this and took a nap
yall lucky
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 03:02 PM
I was just about to do that myself as he @'d us
Hori 19-Feb-17 03:03 PM
im already asleep smugpepe
hindered 19-Feb-17 03:03 PM
wake up sheeple
sleeple?
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 03:05 PM
c'mon tay getin let's finish what you've started
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 03:06 PM
Give me 5-10
I'm downstairs
Hori 19-Feb-17 03:06 PM
reee
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 03:06 PM
fine
I'll grab a snack and drink
hindered 19-Feb-17 03:07 PM
those stairlifts are slow as fuck
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 03:07 PM
lmbo
get em
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 03:07 PM
Shiiiiit
You kid but
I'd use it
Hori 19-Feb-17 03:07 PM
same
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 03:07 PM
lazy fucks
Hori 19-Feb-17 03:08 PM
getting water i guess brb
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 03:37 PM
Pinned a message.
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 05:59 PM
>tfw my plan worked
Mostly
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 06:02 PM
MADMEN
WE ACTUALLY DID IT
.i i'm the captain now
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 06:11 PM
My IED plan didnt work 100% so I had to floor it and shake everyone around
Hazlen 19-Feb-17 06:17 PM
>tfw level up twice smug
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 06:52 PM
btw my plan if Moshe had have busted out the rez body bag was to convince him Fandango was outside the ship and he had to go check
And then when he was out, hitting the thrust
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 06:59 PM
I wasn't going to make it easy for you to take the ship. You managed to succeed at a couple of very important rolls, namely knowing their exact schedule.
And Cecil losing his save meant extra damage to him and no chance to retaliate. My only mistake was not going into combat mdoe then and doing things turn based.
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 07:11 PM
And luckily most the things we hellfailed on turned out to not be that bad
ie the mental saving throws versus Solomon
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 07:17 PM
It actually was helpful, because if could hide from you he didn't need to stop you.
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 07:17 PM
Good point
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 07:18 PM
If Toshio had noticed him you would have had to deal with him then, with a sleeping Cecil next door.
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 11:02 PM
So my character in SWN is essentially the rugged detective from The Expanse but with a vagina
And less morals
Talljoe 19-Feb-17 11:03 PM
Miller
Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 11:07 PM
Yeah him but worse
And with better hair
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 01:48 AM
fuck man, you stole a ship
Future 20-Feb-17 01:54 AM
are there women on the ship
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 01:54 AM
There was
Until 5 seconds after I vented the atmosphere
smugpepe
Oh and me I guess
And succ
I'm the master of bullshitting and tabletop games are were bullshitting shines
Future 20-Feb-17 02:35 AM
Yeah that's why they own
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:14 PM
I really like sandbox games like this as well. One because of the limited prep but also because you guys can do whatever you want and it's fun to see what happens.
The system is set up so that if you decide to wander to another planet, there are things going on there. You can choose to engage in them or not.
You won't usually get an NPC coming up to you saying there is an investation of maynocks, can you help?
If you said you wanted to kick down the front door of Quale Sodality then it would happen and I have the tools to build out some awesome shit.
And you guys have crossed paths with about half a dozen factions already that you may or may not have realized and at each point you could have followed that thread.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:18 PM
So what youre saying is
I cant take over a corporation?
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:19 PM
That brick you threw? The building that was probably Panstellar? Guess who Amani was working for......
Fool you can take over a star system.
Is it going to be easy?
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:19 PM
🤔
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:19 PM
No.
hindered 20-Feb-17 12:19 PM
well now we have
.i mindfreak
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:20 PM
I mean
I just want to find the source of The Scream
And ideally kill/fuck it
Hori 20-Feb-17 12:20 PM
It's me
My loli screams
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:21 PM
Taylor, bummer because one of the plot devices I was thinking about putting on that ship was an artifact related to the scream.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:21 PM
rip
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:22 PM
That' why you gotta fill out your goals.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:22 PM
My two working theories are A. Intergalactic Clavo Space Old God
B. Weaponized psychic EMP used by shadowy faction to destablize the solar system
hindered 20-Feb-17 12:23 PM
alien falsetto
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:23 PM
I will seriously check your goals and use that to develop plot hooks.
If you want to find out what happened to your high-school lover that will show up somewhere in your sandbox,
So Taylor, the Scream burned out the brains of all psychics alive at the time. Sent psionics back to the stone ages.
Solomon said, "Oh, the Scream. That was a bad time for us."
He might have meant "psionics in general" or he might have meant "me and others alive at the time."
But erhaps I'm getting too spoilery.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:26 PM
Ok Ill check them
And expand upon them
🤔
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:35 PM
@Talljoe I added two that are pretty central to my character
Also, can you give us a rough idea of how much money this ship will bring in and how much we can expect to pay for a new one
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:49 PM
Cool, I'll look at them. I haven't done the calculations yet. I expect you'll get 40-60% of the value for a hot ship. You won't likely be able to buy a ship outright with it, but should at least end up with a loan or a partner.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:50 PM
We could shill ourselves to a corporation or something
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:50 PM
You've kind of sort of burnt all the bridges you had with your action.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:50 PM
Theres more bridges
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:50 PM
You do, hoever, have some leverage on other corps.
Unless you turned ove those data cards to Homayoun.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Dont think we did
@hindered still has them I think
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:52 PM
Ok, cool. That has some intersting data that you can probably use. Plus you have the cases that Homayoun handed over to Cecil.
You haven't found them on the ship yet, but conceivably you will.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Yeah before we sell it I think we need to make a point to search it real good
Especially that area that Moshe was hanging out in
Hori 20-Feb-17 12:54 PM
i have some in my inventory i believe
the data cards
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:58 PM
Our next general course of action however is going to be taking Solomon where he needs to go
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:58 PM
To give you a clue, this is what I'm tracking.
Taylor Swift 20-Feb-17 12:58 PM
I'd also like to look into hiring some additional crew
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 12:58 PM
You haven't heard of most of these.
And incidentally:
RIP those assets.
Hori 20-Feb-17 01:00 PM
they were hitmen?
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 01:00 PM
Moshe had a job to do.
Hori 20-Feb-17 01:01 PM
lmbo at these dumb ass professional hitmen getting hell owned by a bunch of people bumbling through the star systems
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 01:01 PM
To be fair, hitmen are low-level assets. Not that great.
"Hitmen are crudely-equipped thugs and assassins with minimal training that have been aimed at a rival faction’s leadership."
Talljoe 20-Feb-17 11:16 PM
New off the lot your ship costs over 1million credis.
Hazlen 21-Feb-17 06:36 AM
Oh boy
It's hot af too
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 10:48 AM
Yeah
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 02:26 PM
Alright, so I can prep, there are a couple of options. You can continue on to Al-Asmari. It'll take you about a week and it's unlikely (but not impossible) that QS can catch up to you by then. You can figure out what to do with the ship then. It's also a gateway to the north half of the sector if you wanted to run far away. You may be able to find someone on Sudha to launder your ship to be less hot. That will cost money or allegiance to some faction. Or you can sell the ship to a fence. You'll get around $400k for the ship which is a lot of money, but you're looking at shuttle/fighter sized ships and not merchant ships like The MV BbB.
One thing, you can't make the jump north in your ship without upgrading the drive. ou can only jump 2 hexes at a time and it's 3 hexes away.
Upgrading to Drive-3 will cost $200k.
And a new ship you purchase will probably only have a Drive-1 (1 hex at a time).
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:29 PM
So laundering it sounds best
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 02:30 PM
If you do sell the ship you can probably get a loand or partner with a faction to get a better ship. To get an equivalent ship (used) will be $700-$800k.
Unless you want to buy a junker, in which case maintenance costs are going to increase (btw, now that you have your own ship you'll need to pay for upkeep, fuel, etc)
hindered 21-Feb-17 02:31 PM
or grift
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 02:31 PM
Or grift.
Basically, I need to know if I need to design a new ship for you guys or not.
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:31 PM
No
We will launder it
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 02:32 PM
Cool
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:32 PM
And then change the name
hindered 21-Feb-17 02:32 PM
meh
id rather change to a junker we can upgrade
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:46 PM
Question: For future reference, is there an in-game mechanic by which I can damage something by ramming it with a ship
Hazlen 21-Feb-17 02:47 PM
thonking
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:47 PM
just incase
Hori 21-Feb-17 02:51 PM
I'm the pilot and if you tell me to I'll do it whether it does damage or not
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 02:52 PM
Probably, I'll have to check.
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:53 PM
Follow up question: In the event I would need to use my thrusters to damage something, is that possible
Follow up question: Whats the ramifications of a warp drive exploding or overloading
Rejd 21-Feb-17 02:54 PM
Probably you going poof
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:54 PM
Right, but what happens to everything around it
Hazlen 21-Feb-17 02:55 PM
An even bigger poof
Probably
Tfw i built my character as ground/world combat and p useless for space shit
negative
But i do have skill in exosuits
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 02:57 PM
Its ok, when we have the cash to hire mercs youre going to be the ground crew leader
While Succ and I order orbital bombardments
Titanpoint 21-Feb-17 02:59 PM
ah orbital bombardment, nothing like a dong from the heavens to brighten your day
Hazlen 21-Feb-17 03:05 PM
Give me an army and I'll give you a world.
hindered 21-Feb-17 03:05 PM
Hull Cost Speed Armor HP Crew Min/Max AC Power Free Mass Hardpoints Class Fighter 200k 5 5 8 1/1 4 5 2 1 Fighter Shuttle 200k 3 0 15 1/10 9 3 5 1 Fighter Free Merchant 500k 3 2 20 1/6 6 10 15 2 Frigate Patrol Boat 2.5m 4 5 25 5/20 6 10 10 4 Frigate Frigate 4m 2 10 40 10/40 7 15 15 6 Frigate Bulk Freighter 5m 0 0 40 10/40 9 15 25 2 Cruiser Cruiser 10m 1 15 60 50/200 6 50 30 10 Cruiser Battleship 50m 0 20 100 200/1,000 4 75 50 15 Capital Carrier 60m 0 10 75 300/1,500 6 50 100 4 Capital
i could just do this
what we have now is a shuttle?
Taylor Swift 21-Feb-17 03:09 PM
Oh dang
I want a battleship so bad
MV Fuck Your Shit
Or no it wouldnt MV
Hazlen 21-Feb-17 03:12 PM
BB Ayy BB
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 04:35 PM
You have a Free Merchant
I'll paste the stats in a sec.
MV Back By Breakfast Free Merchant Crew: 2/12 500k HP 22 AC 6 Drive 2 (100k), Armory (20k), Atmo (100k), Emissions Dampeners (250k), Cargo Space (10t) Sand Thrower (50k)
Hori 21-Feb-17 04:41 PM
What is a sans thrower
Sand
Also the 2/12 on crew
What's that mean
Rejd 21-Feb-17 04:48 PM
I'd rather have a patrol boat and dispense freedom at will
Lancek 21-Feb-17 04:50 PM
Well the chart that was posted indicates it's a flak gun 🤷
Hazlen 21-Feb-17 04:52 PM
Sweet I didn't know our boat was armed.
Hori 21-Feb-17 04:54 PM
@Talljoe is a lower number better for speed on these ships?
trying to figure out what numbers are better as lower and what should be higher
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 04:56 PM
For Drive? Higher is better.
Hori 21-Feb-17 04:59 PM
no the speed value
like a battleship has 0
but a figher has 5
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 05:00 PM
Probably higher is faster. Not sure, don't have book handy.
hindered 21-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Speed indicates the general acceleration capabilities of the hull and its close-in maneuverability. Pilots always add their ship’s Speed score to any Vehicle/Space tests they may be required to make.
hindered 21-Feb-17 09:09 PM
Ramming Speed : Some desperate captains may choose to ram an enemy ship. Assuming the pilot and the chief engineer of the ship share this grim desire, an opposed Piloting skill test is made against the target ship, with each pilot adding his ship’s Speed. All attackers gain +4 to hit a ship attempting to ram. Th e ramming ship must win the opposed roll by a margin greater than the defending pilot’s Pilot skill. On impact, each ship suff ers hit point damage equal to half the maximum hit points of the other ship. Th is damage ignores Armor and any phase diff erences. Ramming or being rammed by a ship at least two classes larger causes the instant destruction of the smaller ship.
TrapBot BOT 21-Feb-17 09:11 PM
interracial fucking is okay white when the man is
dong 1
Talljoe 21-Feb-17 09:11 PM
.i ramming
hindered 21-Feb-17 09:12 PM
lol
Talljoe 22-Feb-17 03:50 PM
.i stolen ship
Talljoe 22-Feb-17 10:01 PM
@deleted-role I've got a hankering for some dungeoning. We doing it this weekend?
Taylor Swift 22-Feb-17 10:03 PM
👌🏿
Hori 22-Feb-17 10:16 PM
i should be good to do it
Hazlen 22-Feb-17 10:20 PM
If you wanna SWN I shouldn't be busy this weekend.
Talljoe 22-Feb-17 10:52 PM
Cool., SWn Sunday at 1pm PST?
There is a chance I will be moving this weekend;
Taylor Swift 22-Feb-17 11:00 PM
👌🏿
Longsaddle 23-Feb-17 01:36 AM
I should be okay for D&D this weekend
Talljoe 23-Feb-17 01:37 AM
Sunday Morning or Evening will be better for me.
Longsaddle 23-Feb-17 01:37 AM
I've been really sick and side effect ridden though so I can't really predict anything
hindered 23-Feb-17 08:16 AM
sunday is fine for me
well, should be
Future 23-Feb-17 01:25 PM
Welcome Dungeon Master ! I am glad you found your way to this fantasy set with a multitude of options. Three brave heroes await your story. No one knows what adventures they...
Hori 23-Feb-17 04:46 PM
is there anyway we could play either DND or SWN on saturday
my sunday is gonna be p busy
hindered 23-Feb-17 04:51 PM
dont think i can do swn on sat
mardi gras
Talljoe 23-Feb-17 05:05 PM
I can't. Moving.
Future 23-Feb-17 05:08 PM
I can do dnd
Sounds like talljoe and Long are out
So that's rough
Rejd 23-Feb-17 06:12 PM
Maybe friday
Longsaddle 23-Feb-17 06:21 PM
if D&D is happening I'll do my best to make it but i've been in and out of sleep/stupor so far
Future 24-Feb-17 06:05 PM
So is dnd happening
I think the biggest schedule conflicts are talljoe and longsaddle might be to sick
Hori 24-Feb-17 06:51 PM
i mean i want it to happen
even if its some dumb side adventure with just rejd tay and i
Rejd 24-Feb-17 07:05 PM
I want to bring vengeance for all the beautiful men that have been killed
Hori 24-Feb-17 07:07 PM
puri puri prisoner up in here
@Prude
Rejd 24-Feb-17 07:07 PM
smugpepe
Prude 24-Feb-17 07:08 PM
prude
Future 24-Feb-17 07:40 PM
Yeah we can do something regardless
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 08:18 PM
@Future When? (edited)
Future 24-Feb-17 08:38 PM
I don't care any time
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 08:42 PM
Sunday evening is best. Saturday late is second best.
Sunday morning third best.
Hori 24-Feb-17 08:48 PM
sunday evening is rough for me
i could do saturday late and potentially sunday morning depending on when
Taylor Swift 24-Feb-17 08:48 PM
Have to be after 1PM for me
CST
Im cooking crab legs sunday morning
hindered 24-Feb-17 08:49 PM
is swn set?
sunday?
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 08:49 PM
SWN 1pm on Sunday, although I'm willing to drop it for D&D as I can use the prep time for moving.
hindered 24-Feb-17 08:49 PM
ok
Rejd 24-Feb-17 08:50 PM
Saturday late then I guess?
Hori 24-Feb-17 08:50 PM
i wont be able to do SWN and D&D this weekend sorry
Future 24-Feb-17 09:20 PM
Saturday late works for me
Taylor Swift 24-Feb-17 09:20 PM
I can play Tosh if we do SWN
If hes ok with that
We're essentially the same person anyways in SWN
Hori 24-Feb-17 09:25 PM
yea im ok with it
Future 24-Feb-17 09:27 PM
Best girl hero
Hori 24-Feb-17 09:28 PM
wat
Future 24-Feb-17 09:31 PM
Legend of the three kingdoms
Hazlen 24-Feb-17 09:53 PM
I can sub for DnD
if anyone will be missing it
Future 24-Feb-17 10:05 PM
Ok sweet
Dnd sat night
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Time?
Taylor Swift 24-Feb-17 10:53 PM
I should have recorded our SWN session
That was Peak BMW Tabletop
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 10:54 PM
Yes
Taylor Swift 24-Feb-17 10:54 PM
Man
If they actually do fix my internet once and for all
Im going to streama ll day everyday
Quote me on that
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 10:55 PM
@Septapus comic 4
Septapus BOT 24-Feb-17 10:55 PM
Talljoe 24-Feb-17 10:55 PM
Pinned a message.
Hori 24-Feb-17 10:59 PM
Smh I knew you were a gook
hindered 24-Feb-17 11:07 PM
ill keep an eye on chaturbate
Taylor Swift 24-Feb-17 11:14 PM
For 20 tokens Ill kill my part members
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hindered 24-Feb-17 11:51 PM
too much #tech
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 12:21 PM
So what time tonight?
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 02:57 PM
@Future ^^
Future 25-Feb-17 03:02 PM
Good question
Tall when are you free
Hazlen are you hopping in with a dude
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 03:10 PM
I can sub for whomever
Future 25-Feb-17 03:14 PM
Do you want in
We are in between adventures
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 03:15 PM
I just want Rejd to Lay Hands on me~
But yeah sure
Future 25-Feb-17 03:17 PM
Hell yeah
I'm gonna see if we can get lics in to which would max us out st 7
Then we can kinda just not need subs
We should always have around 5
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 03:28 PM
I'm free In Half an hour
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:35 PM
Looks like I'll have gigabit at my new place.
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 04:35 PM
getin the gig club (edited)
Although I'm still not hardlined yet sadly
hindered 25-Feb-17 04:36 PM
youll never be a real musician if you only gigabit
:wakkawakka:
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:37 PM
your girlfriend will never love you if you only petabit
Hori 25-Feb-17 04:37 PM
ill be good to play at 9 est
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:38 PM
🚀
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:54 PM
Rollplay is starting a stream of Swan Song, their Stars Without Number campaign.
Hori 25-Feb-17 04:57 PM
ours is better
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:57 PM
Ours doesn't have a Pizza AI. :(
hindered 25-Feb-17 04:57 PM
yet.
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:57 PM
🍕
Future 25-Feb-17 04:58 PM
omg im gonna watch that
what about 8pst
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 04:58 PM
WFM
Future 25-Feb-17 05:01 PM
after this week you guys will be level 5 so we should make sure we have some time to do that
for peeps that dont level good
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:01 PM
Sweet.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:01 PM
or have never leveled before
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:02 PM
Now I have to fret over DEX or Mobile.
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:02 PM
I don't even know what I should be fretting over
Oh wait level 5 just gets me a new spell level and destroy undead
Ooohh and proficiency bonus aww yeah
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:03 PM
level 5 lets me do 2 attacks!!!
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:03 PM
Since I multi-classed 1 into Rogue level 5 is when I get my Level 4 Monk bonus. Ability score increase or a feat.
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:03 PM
oh sweet
Future 25-Feb-17 05:04 PM
yeah 5 is new spell level
its big for every one
fire ball for the arcane types
2 attacks for the swing sword types
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:04 PM
+1 to proficency bonus!!
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:04 PM
I can increase my dex to 20, which will boost my AC to 20.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:04 PM
even multi class players get + prof
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
what should my DnD guy/gal be
what do you have already
Future 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
any thing that sounds cool to yo
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
Mobile feat, howver, will let me run up and attack a bunch of enemies then run away without AOO.
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
You know going with my whole touchy touchy thing I should eventually grab the grappler feat
Future 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
we are totally rounded at this point
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
we have cleric fighter rogue/monk ranger and sorc
so whatever u wanna be tbh
Future 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
and druid*
if lics gets in
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
ok
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
You could be a paladin @Hazlen
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
I nearly died to being grappled the other day.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
but at this point a second of a class is also cool
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:05 PM
I feel like I've got a rad sheet for that
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
gimmie
Future 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
there is really no wrong choice
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
reee
Future 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
yeah pallie is OP
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
dont steal my polearms
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
Too late
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
dibs on the first magic halberd
Future 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
dont have to go pole arm pal
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
thats what rejd built though
Future 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
can use defensive stance + shield and flavor weapon
so
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
Yeah :v
Future 25-Feb-17 05:06 PM
its only 1 feat different
sub out pole arm master for + stats
or you are poel arm BROS
who cares
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:07 PM
*** FEATS *** Polearm Master: bonus d4 bludgeoning, same attack mod as primary, trigger on attack with polearm Sentinel: Creature speed = 0 on opportunity attack hit, provoke opportunity attacks even on disengage action, creature within 5ft attacks someone else: reaction attack Fighting style Great Weapon Fighting: Reroll 1 or 2 on damage dies on 2h attacks, must use new roll. *** Leveling process *** Lvl 1: Polearm Master Lvl 4: Sentinel Lvl 8: +2 STR Lvl 12: Great Weapons Master Lvl 16: Resilent (CON) Lvl 19: +2 CHA *** Chargen Rolls *** Dex 13 Int 8 Cha 15 (+1 var) Str 18 Con 14 (+1 var) Wis 10 *** MISC *** Divine Sense (1+cha_mod/long rest): Detect celestial, fiend or undead within 60ft that is not behind total cover, know type but not identity. Also detect consecration/desecration. Lasts one turn. Lay on Hands (5hp*level/long rest): Touch creature to restore hp or use 5hp to poison/disease cure) Divine Smite: Use spell slot to deal extra 2d8 radiant dmg on melee attack, +1d8 for each slot above 1st, capped at 5d8. Extra +1d8 if undead/fiend. Divine Health: Immune to disease Sacred Oath: Vengeance prepd spells: CharismaMod+Level/2 *** CHANNEL DIVINITY *** Abjure Enemy: Action, frighten 60ft, disadvantage on saving throw for fiends/undeads. Failed save: 1 minute standing still until taking damage. Successful: Speed halved 1 minute until taking damage. Vow of Enmity: Bonus Action, advantage on attack rolls against single creature for 1 minute.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:07 PM
surely theres no way to rebalance the game to drop two pole arms at an appropriate point
thonking
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:07 PM
no future
i want the loli magic dragon halberd u see
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:08 PM
@Taylor Swift We keep forgetting your expert perk, you can reroll one skill check an hour. Could have saved you trouble with Fernande.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:08 PM
Vow of Enmity: Bonus Action, advantage on attack rolls against single creature for 1 minute.
what oath is that
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:08 PM
Vengeance.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:08 PM
ahhh
wasnt sure
couldnt remember the vengence oath
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:09 PM
I'm playing a Triton Vengeance Paladin in a casual campaign.
He was knocked unconscious. When he came back he did Thunderous Smite + Divine Smite on the remaining creature. (edited)
L3 -> 22 dmg
Future 25-Feb-17 05:10 PM
@Hazlen a pally can spend a spell point to smite when they hit with an attack -- the reason pol e arm master is strong is it grants you a third attack. You declare smite yes/no AFTER you roll to hit. So if you roll a crit, you also crit with smite
hell yeah
i did a level 6 smite crit for 70
and then the DM said no more smite crits in my campaign
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:10 PM
lmbo
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:10 PM
haha
Future 25-Feb-17 05:11 PM
@Hazlen so if you really wanted to you could 'save' your spells for crits which can come in handy
but yeah pal is a ton of fun i think its my favorite 5e class
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:12 PM
But wait, doesn't smite cap out at 5d8
Future 25-Feb-17 05:12 PM
but wizard is my favorite dnd aspect, arcane magic. So wizard, sorc, warlcok
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:12 PM
meaning level 4 would be the highest that makes sense
Future 25-Feb-17 05:12 PM
no i mean
char level 6
smite level 2
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:12 PM
oh right
Future 25-Feb-17 05:12 PM
but it was also fey
which is +1d8
its honestly not op
if you math it as damage over time instead of spike damage
its totally normalized
but some people dont numbers good
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:13 PM
Yeah paladin is pretty spiky from what I see
Future 25-Feb-17 05:13 PM
like fireball is 8d6 in a 20 foot radius
so that is 8d6 * mob count
and rogue sneak attack round is like 4-5d6 + offhand every round
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:14 PM
Wasn't there a class/feat that'd let you cleave
Future 25-Feb-17 05:14 PM
so like 6d6 a round
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:14 PM
and do melee aoes
Future 25-Feb-17 05:14 PM
i dont think in 5e cleave is a thing anymore
i think they normalized it by giving all the melee classes multi attack and removing cleave feats
i could be wrong i dont play feats much
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:15 PM
oh ok, nevermind then
Future 25-Feb-17 05:15 PM
the pole arm pally i built is the first feat ive taken in years
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:15 PM
same I don't have any feats planned for my cleric
I guess I could go warcaster or w/e it's called
advantage on constitution saving throw (concentration), spell casting with both hands occupied (oh.. whoops?) and spellcasting as attack of opportunity
I guess there's a thing I overlooked the entire time
Future 25-Feb-17 05:18 PM
ehhh
shield isnt really occupied imo
its your holy symbol
not letting clerics shield cast is bs imo
i mean for touch effects is assumed you are putting your weapon down in battle accounting with bonus actions etc for that stuff gets to dense
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 05:19 PM
Only if spells require a somatic element.
Future 25-Feb-17 05:19 PM
unless its something obvious like using a potion
and yeah ^
but like putting down a bow and unsheathing a sword is technically a bonus action i think but its like ... a lot of work for no added interest
damn rejd
with a ranger, pal, druid
you can branch out and do something else
subclass fighter?
lol
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:21 PM
we have a ranger
but he sure as hell doesnt throw out heasl
heals
Future 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
fair
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
He barely throws out arrows~
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
he throws out dead panthers
hindered 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
these guys faking british and irish accents are making me cringe
Future 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
bullied
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
I've been happy with all my crits last time
Making up for all my other crit fails
Hori 25-Feb-17 05:22 PM
lightbringer op
hindered 25-Feb-17 05:23 PM
seems to be their PCs too, not NPCs (edited)
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 05:35 PM
I can do pally
I'll just use rejd's sheet that looks decent enough for me
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:40 PM
Also nah gonna keep going straight cleric
Don't feel like there's really much going on with fighter that would warrant me picking it rather than getting more spell slots
Future 25-Feb-17 05:46 PM
ok
yeah a healer proper is always a good thing anyway
its really hard for an action economy for a dps to stop and heal
because at what point do you need to just kill it faster
like if something is hitting as hard as you heal you are just treading water turn over turn
and it allows you to use your spells more aggresively to, speak with dead, blessing, beacon of hope
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:48 PM
And I do have my spirit weapon that wouldn't gain any advantages from me going fighter
Future 25-Feb-17 05:48 PM
also true
druid is good because they focus on support spells like spider climb, shadows for party stealth
water walk
water breathing
Rejd 25-Feb-17 05:50 PM
I would like a flashbang spell so I can just SWAT-team it up
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 05:55 PM
Breach, Bang, and Clear getin
Titanpoint 25-Feb-17 06:10 PM
Do you need an old salty healer class that hates you?
Hori 25-Feb-17 07:35 PM
@deleted-role have we decided on a time to play yet
deez 6
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 07:36 PM
deez
deez 6
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 07:41 PM
deez
deez 6
Rejd 25-Feb-17 07:41 PM
deez
deez 6
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 07:58 PM
8PST, last I heard.
Future 25-Feb-17 07:59 PM
thats still true
what do you guys want to do tonight
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 08:00 PM
Make Neverwinter and/or The Universe Great Again
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:01 PM
I'd like to make a trip to Neverwinter.
And we really should chat with a dragon at some point.
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 08:02 PM
:agreed:
And by chat...
We def mean kill right
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:02 PM
Enslave, kill, kill and make a dragolich. All good to me.
Actually, I think Damys would object to that last one.
Undead are not cool.
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 08:04 PM
8pst are you kidding me
why yall always wanna play so late
Hori 25-Feb-17 08:04 PM
cause theyre niggers hazlen
sadtay 1
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:04 PM
I was ready at 2.
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 08:05 PM
same?
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:05 PM
Next week I won't be able to do Saturday evening.
Future 25-Feb-17 08:16 PM
talljoe said yesterday something about moving and saturdaynight
.. reeee
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:17 PM
Oh, yeah. When you scheduled for Saturday I cancelled the UHaul so I coul dbe here in the early evening.
Future 25-Feb-17 08:18 PM
er man 😦
well we can start earlier
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:18 PM
Well, to be accurate, I realized I didn't need to move any big things, just Amazon'd the shit out of my new apartment.
I wasn't sure how long it would take to sign paperwork and unload my car.
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 08:44 PM
Fam
Whenever
Hori 25-Feb-17 08:45 PM
im good whenever
Future 25-Feb-17 08:46 PM
@Hori @Hazlen @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Talljoe @Rejd @lics Here is the link to the new game: https://app.roll20.net/join/2043983/ZnrOcg
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:46 PM
Cloudbleed? Yeah.
Future 25-Feb-17 08:46 PM
all characters are already ported over etc
Hori 25-Feb-17 08:47 PM
HELL yeah
i need access to my bae
Future 25-Feb-17 08:47 PM
easier to port old assets and start fresh then work through all the maps weve killed mans and clutter, easier to archive it off
Hori 25-Feb-17 08:53 PM
i have access to rejd's character sheet but not mine
ree
REEEE
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 08:54 PM
I have access to Rejd, hazlen, and Lics, but not Me.
Hori 25-Feb-17 08:54 PM
tty bb
Future 25-Feb-17 08:54 PM
k giving everyone access to everythign til everyone is registered or whatever
then i can restrict access abck to just the owners
er i guess ic an start now
Hori 25-Feb-17 08:55 PM
is lics gonna play tonight?
are we gonna have a full squad
Future 25-Feb-17 08:56 PM
i think so
she has to put the baby to bed first so she might be late
whats hazlens background
where does he come from / how does he get introduced
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:01 PM
Ahh shit. My macros.
Rejd 25-Feb-17 09:02 PM
I had em all on my sheet~
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:03 PM
I had a bunch on my macro bar, most of the draggd from my sheet. Just have to recreate all them.
Future 25-Feb-17 09:03 PM
how do i port them over
i can pry move them
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:03 PM
I don't think youcan.
Future 25-Feb-17 09:04 PM
if you want to drag them onto the character sheet
i can re import
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:05 PM
This can't be exported:
Hazlen 25-Feb-17 09:08 PM
I guess I need to make my character
Rejd 25-Feb-17 09:08 PM
You'll have to copypaste the macros over I guess
Hori 25-Feb-17 09:08 PM
who is kyle a
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 09:10 PM
me
Hori 25-Feb-17 09:11 PM
o
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 09:11 PM
you know my terrible secret
;/
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:14 PM
We're going to have to cancel. I left my D&D books in Seattle. (edited)
Hori 25-Feb-17 09:15 PM
wat
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:17 PM
MY D&D BOOKS I NEED UM!!!
Rejd 25-Feb-17 09:37 PM
🤦
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 09:54 PM
@deleted-role Aaaaaannnnnnddddd.. GO!
Future 25-Feb-17 09:58 PM
Lol
im ready now
@deleted-role LETS DO THE THING
@Hori @Longsaddle the thingggg
Hori 25-Feb-17 10:04 PM
um
ok
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 10:05 PM
just testing my push to talk
testing the button ;/
Hori 25-Feb-17 10:05 PM
i cant speak right now but im here
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 10:06 PM
i'm not very with it right now so you'll have to excuse me
I don't mind wongsaddle
oh wrong saddle
also acceptable
tall is distorted as all shit or is it just me?
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 10:18 PM
Am I?
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 10:18 PM
that's what I heard beforehand
Talljoe 25-Feb-17 10:19 PM
reconnecting.
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Oh neat so apparently OBS is making my computer dow eird things
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 10:34 PM
okay I uh can't hear you guys all of a sudden
okay fixed
Rejd 25-Feb-17 10:36 PM
I fully expect tay to drown the kid and his mother now
During his interrogation
Rejd 25-Feb-17 10:43 PM
Spanish inquisition itt
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 10:48 PM
Look
Look
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 10:48 PM
;/
Rejd 25-Feb-17 10:48 PM
@Hazlen
Hori 25-Feb-17 10:48 PM
i wasnt here
but i support tay's choice to hit the kid
Taylor Swift 25-Feb-17 10:50 PM
🙏🏿
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 10:50 PM
hit deez
whoops sorry, it's 1d6, not 8, my apologies
Longsaddle 25-Feb-17 11:56 PM
it's Squee!
Longsaddle 26-Feb-17 12:11 AM
.i patrick swayze ghost
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 12:11 AM
.i s.p.e.c.t.r.e.
Longsaddle 26-Feb-17 12:15 AM
.i bad rolls
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 12:15 AM
I can't wait for level 6: Ki-Empowered Strikes Starting at 6th level, your unarmed strikes count as magical for the purpose of overcoming Resistance and immunity to nonmagical attacks and damage.
Longsaddle 26-Feb-17 12:16 AM
.i taylor swift graverobber
Longsaddle 26-Feb-17 12:25 AM
deez
.i gourd
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 12:44 AM
.i batcave
Longsaddle 26-Feb-17 01:24 AM
well gentlemen, I now do actual good damage and I have fireball
quickened fireball=molto bene
or hypnotic pattern yes yes
Hazlen 26-Feb-17 08:33 AM
@Rejd had to go to sleep
Rejd 26-Feb-17 10:47 AM
same
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 02:31 PM
Are we doing SWN at 1?
Taylor Swift 26-Feb-17 02:32 PM
Ill be here
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 02:36 PM
I'm expecting full on aspy so I'm eating lunch now and will be ready about 1:15.
That way we can start sometime around 4 o'clock.
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 03:03 PM
@deleted-role SWN commencing. Anyone not here will get push out an airlock.
Hazlen 26-Feb-17 03:03 PM
good timing i just got back home
will get a drink then ill get in voice
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Don't make me look up the rules on hard vacuum.
Hori 26-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Push me out an airlock sorry
I'm not here
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 03:07 PM
@Longsaddle Do you want to sub for Succ?
Longsaddle 26-Feb-17 03:07 PM
I'm sorry, i'd love to play but you always catch me at a bad time, hopefully I can make it for an SWN soon
Talljoe 26-Feb-17 03:08 PM
No worries. We'll get you on the regular rotation soon.
scarybagels 26-Feb-17 03:17 PM
Butts
Taylor Swift 26-Feb-17 03:18 PM
Just need ya boy Hindered
@hindered
hindered 26-Feb-17 03:34 PM
bleh
Taylor Swift 26-Feb-17 03:36 PM
rip
Hazlen 26-Feb-17 03:37 PM
Rip hindered, out the airlock he went.
hindered 26-Feb-17 03:46 PM
i feel like an asshole
this must be how succ feels all the time
gmach 4
Hori 26-Feb-17 05:13 PM
Not really no
I said I wouldn't be here the other day
Taylor Swift 26-Feb-17 05:17 PM
I think he meant just in general
Hori 26-Feb-17 05:22 PM
I'm best boy so
smugpepe
Lancek 26-Feb-17 05:25 PM
.. wrong
Oh I can't delete wrong quotes from trump bot yet negative
I meant deleting it's post so I could try again
Without spamming the channel
Taylor Swift 26-Feb-17 05:28 PM
?
You should be able to
Hazlen 26-Feb-17 05:28 PM
Yeah I can
Hori 01-Mar-17 06:42 PM
whats this weekends plan for dnd/swn
hindered 01-Mar-17 06:43 PM
id be down for a swn double sesh
Taylor Swift 01-Mar-17 06:47 PM
same
Talljoe 01-Mar-17 06:52 PM
My weekend is pretty free. Saturday night is not preferable.
hindered 01-Mar-17 06:53 PM
either afternoon is my preference
Taylor Swift 01-Mar-17 06:56 PM
Theres a PPV this Sunday
So Ill be AWOL 7-10 sunday
Lancek 02-Mar-17 09:10 PM
this channel: https://i.redd.it/c0707wl0i2jy.jpg (edited)
Taylor Swift 02-Mar-17 09:14 PM
Pinned a message.
Hazlen 02-Mar-17 09:16 PM
true af
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:26 PM
@Hazlen are you free this weekend?
Hazlen 03-Mar-17 02:26 PM
the 5th isn't great for me smugpepe
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:27 PM
@Hori what about you? Any mardis gras?
Hori 03-Mar-17 02:27 PM
im going out to get lunch with my dad sunday afternoon but i should be available anytime that isnt that
Hazlen 03-Mar-17 02:27 PM
It was a joke negative
Hori 03-Mar-17 02:27 PM
and that shouldnt be longer than an hour or so
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Perfect, 8pm PST on Saturday.
Hori 03-Mar-17 02:28 PM
so count me out from like 12-2 pm est on sunday
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Jk
Hori 03-Mar-17 02:28 PM
we doing SWN this weekend?
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:28 PM
I hope so.
How about noon Sunday PST for SWN? @deleted-role
Hori 03-Mar-17 02:29 PM
that should work for me
Taylor Swift 03-Mar-17 02:31 PM
That will work for me
Although...
TrapBot BOT 03-Mar-17 02:32 PM
Hazlen
the 5th isn't great for me smugpepe
Future 03-Mar-17 02:38 PM
Is dnd a thing this weekend
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:39 PM
It should be. Make it happen.
Future 03-Mar-17 02:39 PM
What time works
Hazlen 03-Mar-17 02:39 PM
This is going to dig into my pirate/wurm time
but i'll allow it
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 02:39 PM
I need to take my level 5 for a spin.
Not Saturday night or Sunday at noon.
Future 03-Mar-17 02:40 PM
Sunday night doesn't work for rejd
If I remember correctly
Rejd 03-Mar-17 02:42 PM
saturday noon? :v
hindered 03-Mar-17 02:48 PM
im down
noon pst?
Future 03-Mar-17 03:13 PM
Which game
Talljoe 03-Mar-17 03:14 PM
I think the proposal is D&D Noon Sat, SWN noon Sun.
PT
Future 04-Mar-17 04:22 AM
i cant do noon saturday
maybe sometime sunday then
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 12:44 PM
@deleted-role Do we want to do SWN today at noon and D&D tomorrow at noon?
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-17 12:44 PM
👌🏿
hindered 04-Mar-17 12:52 PM
c'est possible
gotta know soon tho
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 01:06 PM
Yeah, we don't have quorum. SWN Sunday at Noon PT, then.
Future 04-Mar-17 02:21 PM
Ok if people want to marathon we can do dnd after or skip it
My Sunday is totally open
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 02:22 PM
I'm down.
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-17 02:22 PM
God
I hate to be THAT GUY
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 02:23 PM
We're level 5, dude! We gotta play!
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-17 02:23 PM
Im free until 4 PST
But then im free again after 8 PST
SWN from Noon to 4 then DND after 8?
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 02:24 PM
Rejd will flip.
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-17 02:24 PM
True
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 02:24 PM
And probs Hazlen.
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-17 02:24 PM
Is Hazlen in our DND group?
Oh yeah
ree
Future 04-Mar-17 02:25 PM
Lol every week we somehow end up playing at 8
And people dislike it
So I'll just say it's up to the group
Talljoe 04-Mar-17 02:25 PM
Ok, Tay. Noon Sunday do ew play D&D or SWN? Either is fine with me.
Future 04-Mar-17 02:25 PM
Do swn
I don't want to bump that I'd rather work around it
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-17 02:27 PM
👌🏿
Hazlen 04-Mar-17 02:37 PM
I can't play late on sunday
today would have been fine 🤷🏻
Future 04-Mar-17 02:43 PM
yeah we arent doing late tomorrow
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 11:49 AM
@deleted-role Robot rollcall. Please confirm you are ready for SWN at noon PT (roughly 2 hours from now).
Hazlen 05-Mar-17 11:53 AM
I'll probably be here.
hindered 05-Mar-17 11:56 AM
when the rain starts to pour
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-17 12:00 PM
💪🏿
Hori 05-Mar-17 12:03 PM
I am gay
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 12:03 PM
Is that a "no?"
Hori 05-Mar-17 12:03 PM
It's a yes
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 12:03 PM
dope
Hori 05-Mar-17 12:04 PM
It's a me saying I'm gay actually
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 12:05 PM
Cause I mean if you can't make it I'd happily watch Katowice 2017 CSGO IEM Grand Finals.
Hori 05-Mar-17 12:05 PM
Watch deez
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 12:06 PM
deez
Hori 05-Mar-17 12:06 PM
Ban
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 12:07 PM
Hori 05-Mar-17 01:30 PM
so im not on my desktop so im tryin to make this set up i have work
should be fine tho
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 02:03 PM
@Hazlen Schroedinger's cat time: are you alive or dead?
Hori 05-Mar-17 02:03 PM
both
Hazlen 05-Mar-17 02:09 PM
I appear to be alive but I'm actually dead inside.
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-17 02:10 PM
same
but also dead on the outside
Talljoe 05-Mar-17 04:35 PM
@Hazlen We might need your head-smashing skills soon.
Hazlen 05-Mar-17 04:52 PM
my body and armament is ready.
.i you can't just keep winning
TrapBot BOT 05-Mar-17 04:58 PM
Hazlen 05-Mar-17 04:58 PM
us, basically.
I've updated my characters goals btw 😏
Taylor Swift 07-Mar-17 01:49 PM
Future 08-Mar-17 03:08 AM
@deleted-role March 18th Im doing a DnD competitive dungeon crawl thing. Each person brings 3 character sheets and gets put in a random party. All characters are level 5. The group that makes it the farthest wins. You eventually can use all three sheets as you die I need some OP shit. I'm thinking Human varient vengence pally, polearm / sentinal, Sorc or Warlock or Wizard (fireball dispenser basically), and either rogue or Cleric for choice three.
The pally is set in stone, the other two im looking for some dank theory craft
Rejd 08-Mar-17 08:14 AM
hooo boy
scarybagels 08-Mar-17 10:00 AM
@Future just make hypothetical punpun
hindered 08-Mar-17 10:25 AM
i always make druids
idk why
scarybagels 08-Mar-17 10:40 AM
what about basing one of the areas based on Dungeonland
Talljoe 08-Mar-17 10:41 AM
@Future PHB only or can you pull from SCAG, VGM, etc?
hindered 08-Mar-17 10:43 AM
close but not quite
Taylor Swift 08-Mar-17 12:27 PM
Just put all your points in Explosion Magic
.i Megumin thumbs up
Future 08-Mar-17 12:47 PM
Tall good question I'll find out
scarybagels 08-Mar-17 01:04 PM
Talljoe 08-Mar-17 01:10 PM
@Future Class: L5 Monk, race: Aarakocra, take the Mobile feat; That lets you swoop down, make 4 attacks, and swoop away without taking op attacks.
Or race kobold which give you advantage for days on those 4 attacks.
Take Way of the Long Death as your Monastic Tradition to gain extra HP whenver you kill something.
You'll have deflect missile to protect against all those ranged attacks you'll get from flying 25 feet above everyone.
Talljoe 08-Mar-17 01:29 PM
If you want to really fucl with your GM, carry a pouch of bunnies and kill one whenever you need 7 bonus HP.
Future 08-Mar-17 01:59 PM
don't get any equipment
you start naked in an armory
essentially
I'm guessing since most dnd things are phb + 1 source material
that exotic races are out
I'm guessing sword coast will be in
so way of long death is a thing
Talljoe 08-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Bummer, birdmonk is OP
Oh, and if you want help min-maxing: http://rpgbot.net/dnd5/characters/classes/
Future 08-Mar-17 03:44 PM
That's exactly what I need
Talljoe 08-Mar-17 07:50 PM
Let's D&D this weekend.
@deleted-role You hear me?!
Taylor Swift 08-Mar-17 07:55 PM
Make me
Bitch
Hazlen 08-Mar-17 07:57 PM
probably
are we gonna fuck some duders up?
Talljoe 08-Mar-17 07:57 PM
U know it. Fucking giants, man.
Taylor Swift 08-Mar-17 07:58 PM
Look
Ive got my rope
Lets do this thing
Hori 08-Mar-17 08:01 PM
oh yeah
we were about to fly to our deaths lmbo
Rejd 09-Mar-17 10:45 AM
Talljoe 09-Mar-17 10:29 PM
@Future D&D this weekend?
Future 10-Mar-17 12:11 AM
sure
sounds good to me
time / day
Talljoe 10-Mar-17 12:43 AM
Not 11-2 on Saturday and not Saturday evening. Everything is pretty open for me.
Future 11-Mar-17 02:39 AM
lets shoot for some time during the day on sunday
Talljoe 11-Mar-17 02:40 AM
Sounds good to me.
Turns out I am free tomorrow from 11-2
Future 11-Mar-17 04:14 AM
oh nice i wont be ready in time for that
Stan Halen 11-Mar-17 07:55 PM
Do y'all play DnD in this channel?
Taylor Swift 11-Mar-17 07:55 PM
In theory
sadtay 1
Hazlen 11-Mar-17 08:07 PM
In theory my warrior in our SWN campaign would be fucking shit up
in practice taylor just bullshits us past any obstacle.
Taylor Swift 11-Mar-17 08:08 PM
smugpepe
"Why no officer, I dont believe I do know anything about the robbery in which I and my gang of suspicious compatriots are quickly fleeing from with bags full of loot"
Future 11-Mar-17 08:39 PM
oh yeah speaking of
hows tomorrow 1-4 pst
Talljoe 11-Mar-17 08:40 PM
Perfect
Taylor Swift 11-Mar-17 08:40 PM
👌🏿
hindered 11-Mar-17 08:41 PM
for swn or dnd?
Talljoe 11-Mar-17 08:42 PM
Dnd. No SWN this week
hindered 11-Mar-17 08:42 PM
k
Longsaddle 11-Mar-17 11:26 PM
I should be able to make it for 1-4pst
Taylor Swift 11-Mar-17 11:37 PM
Cant wait to plummet to our deaths fight these sky giants!
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 06:14 AM
@Rejd D&D 1-4 PT Sunday.
Hori 12-Mar-17 01:25 PM
1 is 4 est right
Taylor Swift 12-Mar-17 01:36 PM
Si
Hazlen 12-Mar-17 01:36 PM
lol succ doesn't know his timezones
Hori 12-Mar-17 01:36 PM
sorry i only know GODS timezones
Future 12-Mar-17 02:04 PM
So are we good for one?
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 02:22 PM
I am
Future 12-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Sweet
I could start st 2 if that's better for anyone
Rejd 12-Mar-17 02:41 PM
vOv
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 02:59 PM
We better start now be ause I just stopped talking to a cute woman to play with you nerds.
@deleted-role Assemble!
Hori 12-Mar-17 03:00 PM
"woman"
is that code for gay guy
Future 12-Mar-17 03:00 PM
Probs
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 03:00 PM
No, it's code for a female fitness trainer.
Future 12-Mar-17 03:00 PM
Ok lemme grab a drink
Hori 12-Mar-17 03:06 PM
make sure you guys join the right game
only tay and i in here atm
scarybagels 12-Mar-17 03:09 PM
All words is code for gay guy
Hori 12-Mar-17 03:17 PM
@Longsaddle u here buddy
Longsaddle 12-Mar-17 03:17 PM
oh, yes.
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 03:18 PM
@Rejd Why do want to play pretend war when you can play real fantasy characters?
Rejd 12-Mar-17 03:19 PM
Dinner, thats why
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 03:20 PM
Storm Giants make great dinner.
Longsaddle 12-Mar-17 03:27 PM
ready
Hazlen 12-Mar-17 03:28 PM
why would stop talking to a QT fitness trainer to talk with GOONS psyduck
Talljoe 12-Mar-17 03:29 PM
Because D&D.
Rejd 12-Mar-17 03:39 PM
Longsaddle 12-Mar-17 03:58 PM
knockout 13-Mar-17 08:38 PM
@hindered when are we doing vtm
hindered 13-Mar-17 08:38 PM
ha
i was just thinking about annoucing something
Taylor Swift 13-Mar-17 08:39 PM
🙌🏿
hindered 13-Mar-17 08:39 PM
i want to do it wednesdays 6-9PM CST
knockout 13-Mar-17 08:39 PM
that definitely works
that's like
literally the one week day and time im not doing anything
hindered 13-Mar-17 08:39 PM
yah same
well, that i can plan that way
i still need a few weeks. and we need 3-6 peeps.
but ive been gathering materials and stuff.
i need to figure out DMing on roll20
knockout 13-Mar-17 08:40 PM
👌🏻 😘
hindered 13-Mar-17 08:40 PM
ill post some resources soon
knockout 13-Mar-17 08:41 PM
let me know what i can do to help
Taylor Swift 13-Mar-17 08:41 PM
I'm dowb
hindered 13-Mar-17 08:41 PM
cool
let me see if i can upload to fuckgoons
12 hours left on a sale here btw http://www.drivethrurpg.com
hindered 13-Mar-17 10:32 PM
Sill working on hosting all the resources
there will be plenty of homework
but know you dont have to read everything
they are just resources
but there is a good separation of fluff and system info
this might be the best thing to review first:
let me know if thats not accessible
thats a condensed ruleset, so ignore the char sheet in particular, but it is a good overview
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@everyone Vampire the Masquerade (3rd Edition, Old World of Darkness) Campaign commencing soon. Wednesdays 6-9PM CST. Accepting new entrants!!!! Ruleset and character bootcamp during that time for the next two weeks.
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Hori 13-Mar-17 10:38 PM
.i shinobu oshino
TrapBot BOT 13-Mar-17 10:38 PM
Hori 13-Mar-17 10:39 PM
the only vamp that matters
hindered 13-Mar-17 10:39 PM
NO ANIME
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you actually get bonus points for making a child vampire
but there are a number of disadvantages
Hori 13-Mar-17 10:42 PM
shes not a child
hindered 13-Mar-17 10:42 PM
im just addressing your needs
idgaf about the pic you posted
Hori 13-Mar-17 10:42 PM
.i kiss shot acerola heart under blade
Lancek 13-Mar-17 10:42 PM
6-9CST bad timeframe for us wagecucks 😦 (edited)
Hori 13-Mar-17 10:42 PM
see
shes a big girl
hindered 13-Mar-17 10:43 PM
i could do 7-10?
but i think thats my limit
i also plan to be fairly strict about attendance
Lancek 13-Mar-17 10:43 PM
Hazlen and I are on-call we couldn't commit if we wanted too (edited)
But just sayin'
hindered 13-Mar-17 10:44 PM
i will have some room for one or two off npc jump ins
but i need dedicated peeps
i think im going to canvas a couple other discords too
but i will be a bit more picky about who i accept there
though there are 115 Babbies
@everyone Play Vampire the Masuerade like it's 1994. Wed 6-9PM. PM me for questions.
Rejd 13-Mar-17 10:47 PM
@hindered you'll have to hit the share button and post that link here
hindered 13-Mar-17 10:51 PM
thanks
try this
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does that link work?
Future 13-Mar-17 11:11 PM
id play but i think it ends around the time i leave work on wednesdays
hindered 13-Mar-17 11:13 PM
damn, dawg
hindered 14-Mar-17 12:02 AM
ima post vampire music for a while
it just feels right
i can go so hard ont his
must resist
hindered 14-Mar-17 12:49 AM
Longsaddle 14-Mar-17 01:33 AM
I haven't played VTM in years, i'll give it a shot
Future 14-Mar-17 02:52 AM
i didnt even know vampire music was a thing it kind of owns
hindered 14-Mar-17 10:03 AM
@here Vampire Sourcebook https://fuckgoons.tk/s/rdrI8FxUDCFTRFy
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knockout 14-Mar-17 01:19 PM
pin deez
thats 3e, right?
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 01:36 PM
Already got a name for my character
Ivana Suku
get it
Hazlen 14-Mar-17 01:39 PM
get on your knees bitch
should name her "Ivanka Suku" smugpepe
smugdon
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 01:39 PM
That doesnt make sense though
Hazlen 14-Mar-17 01:39 PM
just pretend it's pronounced heavily accented
and all will be clear
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 01:40 PM
What accent makes wanna to wonka
Hazlen 14-Mar-17 01:40 PM
it's roleplay just make something up (edited)
knockout 14-Mar-17 02:02 PM
make your character's name 'beyonce knowles'
hindered 14-Mar-17 02:52 PM
yes, its 3rd ed even though it says revised
hindered 14-Mar-17 05:38 PM
@here I've edited New Orleans by Night to remove campaign spoilers. Lots of good setting and lore. https://fuckgoons.tk/s/2iEAdWAzO7mAcTn (edited)
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knockout 14-Mar-17 07:45 PM
when do i get sired no homo
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:45 PM
thats up to you, but you prob wont be that old
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:46 PM
there's an age limit?
i thought it just meant being Embraced
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:47 PM
so you create your char with your own backstory
theres no real limit
but you werent sired in ancient rome
you char will need to justify its stats as well
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:48 PM
there aren't really any good eras for siring post renaissance tho
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:48 PM
so that plays a lot into it
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:48 PM
im not picking say gay ass victorian bs
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 07:48 PM
Shit I will
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:48 PM
youre still way off
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
i mean, maybe the revolution
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
think more like 5-12 years as a vampire
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
okay
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
Rip
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
UGH not even the 80s??
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
you can spend a bunch of points on generation
that woul be fine
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
good
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
and this campaign is in 1994
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
i want to be miami vice: the vampire
blazer sleeves rolled up
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:49 PM
yah, that would work well
prob the oldest you could be is civil war times
but youd be a wuss compared to others at that time
so maybe you were in torpor (coma) for a while, etc.
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:50 PM
im presuming that'll be taylor's backstory so he can justify his enthusiasm for owning other human beings
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:50 PM
there has to be a justification
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:51 PM
im just being a butthole, im still working on my backstory
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:51 PM
read about the clans in the sourcebook
thats one of the biggest choices youll be making
Clan is a term used by vampires to describe the major groups of Cainites who share common characteristics passed on by the blood. There are 13 known clans, each of which was reputedly founded by an Antediluvian, a member of the Third Generation. A kindred’s clan is her lineage, the vampiric “family” into which she was embraced. The clans are distinguished by their Antediluvian founders. Kindred society generally acknowledges 13 Clans tonight, though some may have been lost to history, some...
Clan Assamite - silent masters of assassination, killing for hire and collecting blood for rituals to bring them closer to their progenitor. Clan Brujah - once philosopher-kings of an ancient civilization, but are now rebels and rogues with a fearsome inclination toward frenzy. Followers of Set - venerate a chthonic god while seeking out the world’s secret places and protecting ancient artifacts. Clan Gangrel - bestial and untamed, often coming to resemble the animals over which they demonstrate mastery. Clan Giovanni - an insular family of vampires who practice the art of commanding the dead while commanding global finances, as they have since the Renaissance. Clan Lasombra - proud nobles who command the very essence of darkness and shadow — to the point of worshiping it, some say. Clan Malkavian - a clan fractured by madness, each member irrevocably suffering under the yoke of insanity. Clan Nosferatu - hideously disfigured by the Embrace, so they keep to the sewers shadows and traffic in the secrets they collect. Clan Ravnos - nomads and tricksters who can force the mind to see what isn’t there, though they are slaves to the vices they indulge in. Clan Toreador - Cainites that enjoy every sensual pleasure the world has to offer, idolizing physical beauty and the adoration of their thralls. Clan Tremere - vampiric sorcerers that wield the supernatural power of their past as a hermetic house, though they became vampires through treachery and artifice. Clan Tzimisce - eldritch Old World lords who have little in common with the mortal world and can manipulate flesh and bone at a whim. Clan Ventrue - observe the noblesse oblige of vampire society, though their entitlement and greed encourages them to seek ever more at the expense of others.
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:56 PM
hmmm im not seeing the one that says "petty wise ass"
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:56 PM
some of those are pretty much off limits
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:56 PM
Ventrue
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:57 PM
a number of them would work
Lasombra and Tzimisce are the two that you probably shouldnt consider at all.
Assamite too
Followers of Set and Ravnos are independants, so it would be more complicated but not impossible.
Giovanni too lol
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:58 PM
haha
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:58 PM
theyre incestuous necromancers
knockout 14-Mar-17 07:58 PM
hot
there's still plenty of variety w/o those 6
hindered 14-Mar-17 07:59 PM
yes
this is a camarilla campaign
and the remaining clans are aligned with the cam (edited)
brujah, gangrel, malkavian, nosferatu, toreador, tremere, ventrue
you can also be a caitiff
which is clanless
but people will be racist against you
cuz you dont know yo daddy
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:14 PM
toreador or ventrue for me
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:18 PM
seems about right
might have to fight tay for ventrue
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:19 PM
nah, im happy w/either. would gladly take toreador
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:20 PM
toreador would go the most miami vice tbh
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:21 PM
i mean, it's the time honored tradition of being a cop AND a vampire except with style
reading the quickstart now, getting fired up for this
would toreador idolization of physical beauty be Physical Trait = 4?
like, is it that literal?
really surprised @Taylor Swift isn't rolling a toreador, they're all artistic aesthetes like the goddess herself?
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 08:27 PM
⚰
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:27 PM
thonking
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:31 PM
appearance 4 is model level attractive
use the sourcebook over the quickstart
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:31 PM
now you tell me
just wrapping up quickstart 🍭
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:31 PM
i linked that first before i had a good copy of the sourcebook
especially ignore the char sheet
here ill link a sheet
youll enter it into roll20
but it will be good to see
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:32 PM
whatever you've pinned, i've saved
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:34 PM
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knockout 14-Mar-17 08:36 PM
thx doggo
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:36 PM
only the first page is the real sheet, the rest is fleshing stuff out
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:45 PM
13th gen?
hindered 14-Mar-17 08:45 PM
generation 0 is 13th gen
you can spend points on your generation background to increase it
the max you can have in any trait (save humanity and willpower, which are a bit different) is going to be 5
knockout 14-Mar-17 08:53 PM
is it better to load up on a single ability or evenly spread them out?
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 08:57 PM
All points in explosion magic
.i megumin thumbs up
knockout 14-Mar-17 09:00 PM
lol
Hazlen 14-Mar-17 09:04 PM
hey hindered
just make one post with all the links and descriptions and pin that
instead of pinning 5 different links seperately
👌🏻
hindered 14-Mar-17 09:09 PM
hey hazlen
suck my fucking dick
eyepop 4
are there a limited amount of pins?
are we running out of them?
how can we get more?
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 09:10 PM
sadtay
hindered 14-Mar-17 09:11 PM
@knockout thats your choice, you can be a specialist thats bad at some stuff, or a generalist. but try to put the points in the things you char is interetsed in and make sense with the concept.
ill update the pins tomorrow
but only becase I want to
Lancek 14-Mar-17 09:12 PM
@hindered There is a limit of 50 pinned messages per chat channel
concern 2
hindered 14-Mar-17 09:12 PM
fukkk
knockout 14-Mar-17 09:13 PM
tbh hindered is the best bimmer since i joined hth
thonking 4
deez 4
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 09:14 PM
Oh I thought Lancek was fucking with us
Thats true
I never knew that
🤦🏿 2
Lancek 14-Mar-17 09:15 PM
.i the more you know
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 09:15 PM
Gay and abitrary
🏳️‍🌈 2
tbhfamalam
Hazlen 14-Mar-17 09:15 PM
cuz
Lancek 14-Mar-17 09:15 PM
arbitrary like my dick
Hazlen 14-Mar-17 09:15 PM
flamalamabingbong (edited)
Taylor Swift 14-Mar-17 09:16 PM
Makes me feel less bad about culling pins in busier channels
scarybagels 14-Mar-17 10:24 PM
Bundle of holding has a changeling bundle
hindered 14-Mar-17 10:47 PM
changeling is super lame tho
literal fairies (edited)
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 12:31 AM
petition for Tay to get one his "hell yeahs" on bmwdiscord, namely the one where the giant threw a boulder on a man crushing him instantly while he was preparing tea
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 12:32 AM
Was that this past sunday?
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 12:32 AM
I believe so
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 12:34 AM
Downloading it now
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 12:34 AM
Finally a leader who responds to his peons, god bless
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 12:34 AM
🙏🏿
hindered 15-Mar-17 09:06 AM
@everyone Vampire the Masquerade (3rd Edition, Old World of Darkness) Campaign starts tonight. 6-9CST. This will be an introductory session going over basic lore, the game mechanics, and character creation. There are potentially slots still open so just show up if you are intersted and can commit to regular attendance.
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knockout 15-Mar-17 09:43 AM
HEY @hindered FIX THIS
hindered 15-Mar-17 09:57 AM
hmmm
can you try that?
knockout 15-Mar-17 09:59 AM
👌🏻 🙆🏼 🙏🏻
hindered 15-Mar-17 10:17 AM
i could post the players guide, but i dont think yall can deal with 200 more pages of lore right now
knockout 15-Mar-17 10:20 AM
colbert
hindered 15-Mar-17 10:22 AM
Players Guide: https://fuckgoons.tk/s/FN7UJ8YYYV4ucLZ (edited)
knockout 15-Mar-17 10:23 AM
pin it 50 times
just to spite hazlen
and lancek
Hazlen 15-Mar-17 10:24 AM
spite deez
Lancek 15-Mar-17 10:24 AM
ban
knockout 15-Mar-17 10:25 AM
@Septapus hugemoji 🤗 (edited)
Septapus BOT 15-Mar-17 10:26 AM
Hazlen 15-Mar-17 10:29 AM
@Septapus hugemoji 👀
Septapus BOT 15-Mar-17 10:29 AM
hindered 15-Mar-17 10:33 AM
too huge
knockout 15-Mar-17 10:33 AM
that's what she said
hindered 15-Mar-17 01:02 PM
im excited
t-minus 5 hours
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 01:27 PM
oh awesome i'll be down
wednesdays are good days for me
do we need to have a character created beforehand?
hindered 15-Mar-17 01:30 PM
no, thats what today is for
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 01:40 PM
molto bene
hindered 15-Mar-17 01:46 PM
im on page 6 of my notebook
hindered 15-Mar-17 02:02 PM
the real trick will be staying coherently sober
hindered 15-Mar-17 02:18 PM
@here im making a random NPC name list. post vampire namezzzzz
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 02:19 PM
what type?
modern?
hindered 15-Mar-17 02:19 PM
both
Calderón
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 02:19 PM
Lustern Norelia
Hori 15-Mar-17 02:19 PM
shinobu
Hazlen 15-Mar-17 02:20 PM
Deeznutza
👌🏾 2
gmach 2
smugpepe 2
smug 2
deez 6
@hindered you know you need to do it
hindered 15-Mar-17 02:21 PM
i made it Deez Novack
deez 2
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 02:21 PM
acceptable
Talljoe 15-Mar-17 02:22 PM
Buffy, Willow, Giles, Xander.
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 02:22 PM
Lecoeur
hindered 15-Mar-17 02:22 PM
none of those were vampires, @Talljoe
Talljoe 15-Mar-17 02:22 PM
Hey, I'm still on season 1!! No spoilers!!!!
hindered 15-Mar-17 02:23 PM
except willow in an alternate universe
ban 4
gimme some elegant french names
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Lachance
Hazlen 15-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Madame Seins
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 02:28 PM
Audra
Cantrelle
Lisette
Odette
Etienne
Olivier
Remy
Serge
Leon
Hazlen 15-Mar-17 02:29 PM
thonking
hindered 15-Mar-17 05:23 PM
t-minus 45
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 05:51 PM
t-minus deez
hindered 15-Mar-17 05:54 PM
yup
gonna switch to headset and get to voicechat
5 mins
@here times up. get in voice, faggots.
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:03 PM
i'm sorry hindered, I got caught doing errands, maybe next time ;/
hindered 15-Mar-17 06:03 PM
fukkk
Tempus Thales 15-Mar-17 06:05 PM
@hindered which channel
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:06 PM
wait wait I might make it home in a small bit
don't count me out please
hindered 15-Mar-17 06:06 PM
d&d chan
this is just char creation etc
join late and i can still guide you through
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:06 PM
yeah I haven't done that in ages, i'll need the help
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:23 PM
we can't do that
you have to
i'm p.sure there's a VTM character sheet in roll20, there's a mage one
wow a necromancer
tay already being evil
and sister fucking
;/
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 06:31 PM
getin
getin 2
knockout 15-Mar-17 06:32 PM
I need 5 more minutes
But I'm coming
💦
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:33 PM
WOD is a little more complicated than D&D so it is a little getin
we haven't gone far at all lindsay
knockout 15-Mar-17 06:34 PM
i bet you say that to all the mentally unstable boys who hide behind female vanity personas
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:34 PM
yes
knockout 15-Mar-17 06:35 PM
i guess there's, uh, only two of those here
hindered 15-Mar-17 06:36 PM
ok
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 06:36 PM
My bit is more anime based atm tho
Prude 15-Mar-17 06:37 PM
i'm all the unstable with none of the female vanity persona 😂 😂 😂 💯 💯
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 06:49 PM
please, no need for voices
ventrue cannot feed from animals as well
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 07:04 PM
Waterproof is a town in Tensas Parish in northeastern Louisiana, United States with a population of 834 as of the 2000 census. However, the population declined in the 2010 census by 17.5 percent to 688
knockout 15-Mar-17 07:05 PM
^ longsaddle w/the fact checking
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 07:06 PM
I just never knew a place called waterproof existed
I know fuckall about louisiana, i'm from Montreal, living in BC ;/
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 07:08 PM
My dad is from Waterpoof
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 07:09 PM
wow one of less than a thousand
apparently Waterproof is hitting hard times...and has been for a long time
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 07:10 PM
Yeah its always been pretty poor
knockout 15-Mar-17 07:11 PM
attributes are 7/5/3?
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 07:11 PM
yes
knockout 15-Mar-17 07:11 PM
tyvm
whats the diffo b/w wits and intelligence? the latter is book smarts?
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 07:15 PM
knowledge/ability to graspvs figuring things out
I think is the simplest way to go about it
The Intelligence Attribute refers to a character’s grasp of facts and knowledge. More importantly, however, it governs a character’s ability to reason, solve problems and evaluate situa- tions. Intelligence is almost a misnomer, as the Attribute also includes critical thinking and flexibility of thought. Intelligence does not include savvy, wisdom or common sense, as those are properties of the character’s personality, not Traits. Even the smartest character may be too foolish to keep her mouth shut or too daft to assume the thugs who want her car keys are up to no goo
The Wits Trait measures the character’s ability to think on her feet and react quickly to a certain situation. It also reflects a character’s general cleverness. Characters with low Wits scores are thick and mentally lethargic, or maybe gullible andunsophis- ticated. By contrast, characters with high Wits Traits almost always have a plan immediately and adapt to their surroundings with striking expedience. Characters with high Wits also man- age to keep their cool in stressful situation
knockout 15-Mar-17 07:17 PM
👌🏻
sbarro 3
knockout 15-Mar-17 07:27 PM
can anyone else not hear hindered?
or is it me
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 07:28 PM
I can hear him
10-4
unlike mage is there a penalty for unskilled?
Longsaddle 15-Mar-17 08:09 PM
Joseph John Campbell (March 26, 1904 – October 30, 1987) was an American mythologist, writer and lecturer, best known for his work in comparative mythology and comparative religion. His work covers many aspects of the human experience. Campbell's magnum opus is his book titled The Hero with a Thousand Faces in which he discusses his theory of the journey of the archetypal hero found in world mythologies. Since publication of The Hero with a Thousand Faces, Campbell's theory has been consciously applied by a...
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-17 08:11 PM
🤔
hindered 15-Mar-17 09:26 PM
the littest or the most lit?
Hazlen 15-Mar-17 09:38 PM
most littest.
Lancek 15-Mar-17 09:39 PM
.. lit
TrapBot BOT 15-Mar-17 09:39 PM
knockout 16-Mar-17 07:07 AM
It's litttty
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 10:39 AM
keep in mind tay, vampires can drown
Hori 16-Mar-17 10:39 AM
I'll drown you in deez
sbarro 1
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 10:40 AM
at least I think they can ;/
hindered 16-Mar-17 10:51 AM
can't
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 10:51 AM
oh dang, tay's method of killing is gone
hindered 16-Mar-17 10:51 AM
they do no breathe
you can tell vamps up north because they dont have breath frost
SpanishMatlock 16-Mar-17 11:34 AM
Don't vampires die in running water?
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 11:35 AM
cross over running water
SpanishMatlock 16-Mar-17 11:40 AM
Yeah I think in the DnD rules you can also merc them by dropping them in a river. And there's like an Ultravampire that has to be staked, burned, and the ashes stuck in a jar of holy water and thrown in a river
hindered 16-Mar-17 12:28 PM
they do not, in the white wolf world
most common myths do nothing, unless they have particular flaws, except sunlight and fire
but garlic and crosses do nothing
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 12:33 PM
what about a stake to the heart
like in da vidya game
hindered 16-Mar-17 12:34 PM
it will not kill you, but it puts you in indefinite torpor (coma) until removed
its also very difficult to actually peirce a heart with a wooden stake
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 12:35 PM
.yt hunting vampires with the slingshot
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 12:35 PM
thonking
hindered 16-Mar-17 12:37 PM
a crossbow works just fine
knockout 16-Mar-17 12:57 PM
but what if you're a deaf vampire
hindered 16-Mar-17 01:02 PM
it you take blind and deaf, it becomes daredevil rules
oh he was just blind
knockout 16-Mar-17 01:05 PM
you could take blind and deaf and risk taker and i think the points net out
and then you'd really be daredevil
brawl 3 and melee 3
max courage
acrobatics 3
etc
hindered 16-Mar-17 01:27 PM
yah, i think there is a fearless merit or something too
knockout 16-Mar-17 01:47 PM
the only thing Jon Donson fears is dated fashion and 4 cylinder cars with cloth seats
smugpepe 2
911 1
hindered 16-Mar-17 01:57 PM
his fasion is dated, no? (edited)
even for 90s, its 80s sheek
he just thinks thats the epitome of fashion
knockout 16-Mar-17 02:06 PM
UM
are you trying to tell me that the 80s wasn't???
try again, sweetie
I was talking about BELLBOTTOMS
and VOLKSWAGEN BEETLES
hindered 16-Mar-17 02:16 PM
oic
very well, sir
hindered 16-Mar-17 02:52 PM
Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
hindered 16-Mar-17 03:39 PM
@Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Reva @knockout
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knockout 16-Mar-17 03:43 PM
strange, I'm only seeing one: toreador
I kid, I kid
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:44 PM
>Implying Im not looking down at all you non-sister fucking dead-raising non-Giovanni
dong 2
sbarro 2
sadtay 2
south 3
ironicat 2
knockout 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
> implying that's different behavior from your normal self?
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
smugpepe
knockout 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
Taylor what's your sire's name again
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
Sbarro Giovanni
sbarro 5
knockout 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
hahahaha
so good
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
deez
knockout 16-Mar-17 03:45 PM
I'm laughing out loud
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:46 PM
I met him at the mall
sbarro 3
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:46 PM
Sbarro, in the Mall?
sbarro 3
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:46 PM
"hey aren't you my cousin?"
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:46 PM
He was like hey
Want some pizza?
sbarro 3
And I was like but we are in a mall
sbarro 3
And he said yeah but I own this little mom and pop place
sbarro 3
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:46 PM
.i dear god pizza
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
this is now how I imagine he looks
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
.i sbarro at the mall
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
Long story short
There was no pizza and now Im a vampire
gmach 2
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
juden
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
(not my actual backstory)
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
why not
knockout 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
it should be
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
you 2 totally could have met at a mall
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:47 PM
Im playing this straight
knockout 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
booooo
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
Sorry
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
.i c'mon man
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
welp
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
.i taylor swift vampire
Prude 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
@Septapus hugemoji sbarro
thonking
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
@Septapus hugemoji ree
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 03:48 PM
Septapus has been having issues lately
Its been up and down
Much like Prudes mom
🔥 4
getin 4
prude 5
bullied 5
dong 4
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:50 PM
cause y'know
prudes mom has it goin on
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:51 PM
.i microwave's mom
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:51 PM
damn doesn't get the right one
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:51 PM
bot sucks at pulling exactly what you want
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 03:51 PM
just like prude's mom ;/
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 03:51 PM
get em
gmach
Talljoe 16-Mar-17 04:18 PM
@deleted-role ow about SWN Sunday at 1pm-4pm Pacific?
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 04:19 PM
👌🏿
hindered 16-Mar-17 05:18 PM
sounds good
also @Taylor Swift a mall can be tastefully involved
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 05:19 PM
Iw as joking
hindered 16-Mar-17 05:21 PM
sbarro is a gio front
hindered 16-Mar-17 08:09 PM
i have 350 files in my vtm campaign folder smugpepe
not even close to done scouting all the locations
the real problem is that roll20 only seems to allow uploading 1 file at a time negative
Hazlen 16-Mar-17 08:18 PM
try multiple tabs
hindered 16-Mar-17 08:19 PM
helps a bit, but still a pain
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 08:28 PM
roll20 is fantastic but it leaves something to be desired in some aspects
although it's free so we can't complain too much(at least those of us who don't pay)
hindered 16-Mar-17 08:34 PM
if def pay for a month or more if they let me ftp upload or something
but overall its great, yes
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 08:35 PM
I wonder if they could even do that? they;re super open to ideas
hindered 16-Mar-17 08:36 PM
yah im going to at least email my feedback
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 08:53 PM
i'm going to slowly try to reconstruct a mage campaign
for those who were still interested
I wasn't very dotting my I's and crossing my T's beforehand and it'll still be the case but i'll get it going sooner or later
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-17 09:02 PM
Very interested
hindered 16-Mar-17 09:07 PM
same
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 09:12 PM
i'll figure something out
i'll make a pin post
@hindered she we also have the WoD core book or is that mostly made obsolete by the VtM book?
should*
hindered 16-Mar-17 09:16 PM
yah, thats not necessary at all. It might have more merits and flaws if you care.
but that is mostly for making mortals.
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 09:17 PM
I remember as much, most of the specific WoD books take precedent to the corebook
hindered 16-Mar-17 09:28 PM
yah, its a bit of a money trap
if you were to pay for it
Longsaddle 16-Mar-17 09:30 PM
@here Hi there everyone, I'm going to start a mage oneshot with premade characters to test the waters for everyone, Mage is a pretty complicated game in terms of mechanics and how they're applied. The beauty of Mage is that you can essentially warp reality to your will if you use your magic in creative ways, this makes it a little hard to grasp and to tell a story on initially. If you want to play send me a message, I think I can handle 4 people at most, read through the Mage book a bit(skim the Arcana/Paths mostly) to determine what kind of mage you'd like to be and tell me I'll quickly make a character based on that and we'll have a short Roll20 session to go over some basic things(Mage is better learned through doing in my opinion) and then play through the one shot, if things go well and you would like to continue then we tweak your characters to your wishes and i'll help with that http://www.filedropper.com/worldofdarkness-corerulebook_1 That's the WoD core rulebook, the mage rulebook is just a mess and we'll be referencing this book for basic rules as it's more clear. http://www.filedropper.com/311734862-mage-the-awakening-2e_2 There's the Mage rulebook, it contains all the rules/fluff that make you a mage so we'll be consulting that for specific mechanics, this is what you'll read to get a feel for the arcanas and paths that interest you initially. The good thing here is that the WoD rules for the most part go from game to game so I think playing a bit of Vampire(which is admittedly a more streamlined system) will help us grasp the basics more quickly/comprehensively I am available to answer questions almost 24/7 so just shoot me a message and we can discuss anything you like I'll make google signup sheets and so on when things are a little more concrete. Thanks (edited)
hindered 17-Mar-17 10:41 AM
pixel editing is both fun and terribly cumbersome (edited)
hindered 18-Mar-17 10:49 PM
i have so much work to do
we are getting there
Taylor Swift 18-Mar-17 10:54 PM
@Future @Talljoe were we doing a thing tomorrow?
Talljoe 18-Mar-17 10:55 PM
@Taylor Swift SWN was on the table, but only 2 confirmations.
hindered 18-Mar-17 10:56 PM
still in here
Hazlen 18-Mar-17 10:56 PM
i dont have plans tomorrow
hindered 18-Mar-17 10:58 PM
yes, we know
Hazlen 18-Mar-17 10:58 PM
just letting talljoe know i can do swn
hindered 18-Mar-17 10:58 PM
🐲
Hazlen 18-Mar-17 10:58 PM
deez
Taylor Swift 18-Mar-17 10:59 PM
Well
I do, wanted to know (edited)
hindered 18-Mar-17 11:08 PM
so is succ the holdout?
Future 18-Mar-17 11:36 PM
@Talljoe swn sounds good, i had that 8 hour dnd thing today and am burned out for the weekend
Taylor Swift 18-Mar-17 11:37 PM
What time?
Talljoe 18-Mar-17 11:52 PM
1-4 Pacific
Taylor Swift 18-Mar-17 11:52 PM
Ehhhh
Ill be there, but might be a little late
Feel free to start without me
Hori 19-Mar-17 01:55 PM
are we doing a thing today
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 01:56 PM
thonking
Taylor Swift 19-Mar-17 02:04 PM
Yeah at 3
or 1PST
w/e
Hori 19-Mar-17 02:24 PM
ok i might be like 10 mins late but ill be here
Taylor Swift 19-Mar-17 02:25 PM
We never start on time anyways
hindered 19-Mar-17 02:28 PM
i will make the games run on time
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 02:34 PM
Make deez run on time
hindered 19-Mar-17 02:39 PM
dont they already
Taylor Swift 19-Mar-17 02:40 PM
Like a Venezuelian train
In that it doesnt run at all
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 02:46 PM
says the asexual thonking
Taylor Swift 19-Mar-17 02:49 PM
thejoke.png
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 02:50 PM
really gets the ole neurons firing
hindered 19-Mar-17 02:52 PM
ima clean out my bubbler, just yell when ready
Talljoe 19-Mar-17 03:01 PM
@deleted-role Let's go!
Hori 19-Mar-17 03:04 PM
whos the late one now smug
Talljoe 19-Mar-17 03:04 PM
@Future Having SWN and D&D trade Sundays feels like a good plan if we want to solidify it.
Hori 19-Mar-17 03:05 PM
trade deez
smugpepe
hindered 19-Mar-17 03:05 PM
im here
joining now
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 04:30 PM
damn i finally get to use my blade
and just murder the fuck outta some dude
with a nat 20 and then a 19 stare
Future 19-Mar-17 04:59 PM
@Talljoe yeah I like it too it works for me
If we do that I wouldn't even mind being a player in a campaign
Talljoe 19-Mar-17 05:36 PM
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 07:10 PM
and then we fucked up a jump and ended up somewhere completely different with a broken ass ship
thanks succ 👍🏻
ban 1
Talljoe 19-Mar-17 08:15 PM
See, that's what happens when you space a perfectly good, well-trained pilot and try to make your own way.
Hazlen 19-Mar-17 08:15 PM
thanks tay 👍🏻
hindered 19-Mar-17 10:22 PM
that was a photobomb test, but ill leave those two pics becaues theyre very nice
there is a third pic that is stuck uploading
but it looks like its clientside
knockout 20-Mar-17 07:28 PM
The photographs show Lohan with scarlet red lips and pearly white fangs. In one shot, in which she posed with "The Vampire Diaries" star Michael Trevino, Lohan was captured biting into the movie star's neck. "Lindsay loves vampires," Shields said. "It's well documented that she is a vampire fan, and I said we need to do the craziest vampire mouth shot ever with her mouth."
smug 1
hindered 20-Mar-17 07:31 PM
lol
knockout 20-Mar-17 07:31 PM
it's all coming together
there we go
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hindered 21-Mar-17 07:35 PM
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Reva Vampire reminder. Tomorrow, Wednesday (3/22) 6PM - 9PM Central Standard Time (CST) (edited)
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💉 3
getin 3
Taylor Swift 21-Mar-17 07:35 PM
6?
hindered 21-Mar-17 07:35 PM
aye
Talljoe 22-Mar-17 12:24 AM
Is tomorrow march 22 not a Wednesday? Those crafty fucking vampires.
Hori 22-Mar-17 12:31 AM
got his ass
ban 1
Future 22-Mar-17 01:48 AM
dnd this weekend
im ready to crush nerds with giant fists or get giants killed which ever works for me
Rejd 22-Mar-17 04:05 AM
Oh yeah we leveled up didn't we
(again)
Gotta remember to update my shit
Oh yeah playing dnd from the 14th onward is gonna be a real challenge
Longsaddle 22-Mar-17 04:33 AM
i'll be gone for a week sadly, honeymoon in Hawaii so you guys have some fun ;/
hindered 22-Mar-17 07:12 AM
days of the week are hard.
Today.
Hazlen 22-Mar-17 07:35 AM
mh we forgot to distribute xp for the last swn
wherein I Fucked a dude up
hindered 22-Mar-17 07:37 AM
his what? dont leave us hanging.
Hazlen 22-Mar-17 07:37 AM
you were there smug
hindered 22-Mar-17 08:48 AM
i was too busy killing everyone else
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Reva Vampire reminder. TODAY, Wednesday (3/22) 6PM - 9PM Central Standard Time (CST) (edited)
knockout 22-Mar-17 01:09 PM
? wAiT iTs ToDaY?! ?!?!
just kdding
knockout 22-Mar-17 01:43 PM
.yt Miami vice opening
hindered 22-Mar-17 01:49 PM
t-minus 4 hours
Talljoe 22-Mar-17 04:12 PM
@Hazlen I remember.
Hazlen 22-Mar-17 04:15 PM
no biggie
hindered 22-Mar-17 06:03 PM
@Longsaddle @knockout Vampire Starts now!!!
knockout 22-Mar-17 06:03 PM
yayayayya
im coming
this dumb focus group is running over
Hazlen 22-Mar-17 06:05 PM
Come for hindered
Bb (edited)
knockout 22-Mar-17 06:06 PM
hindered is the only bimmer i would let sire me right now so dont even
hindered 22-Mar-17 06:06 PM
also waiting on @Longsaddle
hindered 22-Mar-17 06:20 PM
knockout 22-Mar-17 06:27 PM
wait can you guys hear me
is that a yes or a no
hindered 22-Mar-17 06:31 PM
knockout 22-Mar-17 06:44 PM
hindered 22-Mar-17 07:23 PM
hindered 22-Mar-17 08:18 PM
Taylor Swift 22-Mar-17 08:41 PM
Hori 22-Mar-17 08:44 PM
ban
knockout 22-Mar-17 08:45 PM
sbarro sbarro sbarro sbarro
hindered 22-Mar-17 09:01 PM
knockout 23-Mar-17 07:20 AM
I can't believe you guys didn't go along with my plan to sneak onto the second floor
it was a good idea
hindered 23-Mar-17 08:00 AM
so i played it a bit wrong
obviously the front door was the easier solution
but reall i just didnt want yall to get to the roof
because there was someone there yall arent quite ready to meet
but had you just gone to the second floor
one of the valets would have been waiting and opened the window for you
and there was probably at least a fire door around the back, but it wouldnt have had a handle or opened
i was a little heavy handed, which i shouldnt have been, you are free to explore
but this was a bit of a set piece
and now y'all have access to the city
so long as the Prince thinks you are diligently working for him
knockout 23-Mar-17 08:07 AM
I'm just saying
buzzers on wrought iron gates are suspect
this ain't batman
besides
I'm an UNDEAD COP
I investigate
hindered 23-Mar-17 08:08 AM
think of going to the biggest coke dealers mansion in miami. because he invited you.
you wouldnt walk around the mansion.
you go see what he has to say.
not least because someone is probably watching. (edited)
knockout 23-Mar-17 08:13 AM
I am jon donson
undead cop
knockout 23-Mar-17 10:35 AM
oh wait, I did pick my partner's name
ex-partner
Tico Rubbs
hindered 23-Mar-17 11:00 AM
hes not your Sire tho
knockout 23-Mar-17 11:00 AM
no
I still need a sire and a bad guy name and the two other contacts
hindered 23-Mar-17 11:01 AM
yup
just pm me if you want to talk it out
knockout 23-Mar-17 11:01 AM
ill put it on my to-do list so it actually gets done
ill just use a name generator or look up a list of characters from miami vice
not as novel as SBARRO GIOVANNI
but what is?
Hori 23-Mar-17 05:52 PM
When is DND this weekend
Talljoe 23-Mar-17 09:11 PM
I think we're trying to make it a regular 1-4 pacific on Sundays, trading off SWN and D&D. That way we have some regularity.
Future 24-Mar-17 12:21 AM
can we do saturday
Taylor Swift 24-Mar-17 12:25 AM
Im free
Talljoe 24-Mar-17 12:28 AM
I'd prefer Sunday. Saturday might work but I'm having mouth surgery tomorrow so there's a chance I'd blow off Saturday to rest up more.
Hori 24-Mar-17 12:29 AM
i am not free this saturday
cause of FUCKING NIGGERS NEEDING TO MEET FUCKING TWICE
Taylor Swift 24-Mar-17 12:33 AM
welp rip
Future 24-Mar-17 12:36 AM
welp i can find out if sunday works for me
Hori 24-Mar-17 12:38 AM
Well
Let me rephrase
I can't do Saturday morning or afternoon
So evening should work
Future 24-Mar-17 12:45 AM
we dont do evenings by popular demand
Hori 24-Mar-17 12:47 AM
Supposedly I'll be out of my group meeting by 3 PM est
So I could maybe do 4 PM est
Hazlen 24-Mar-17 06:40 AM
especially a sunday evening
fuck that
hindered 24-Mar-17 07:36 AM
just watched that miami vice clip
thats way more serious than i was thinking
i still have magnum pi stuck in my head
knockout 25-Mar-17 09:12 AM
i mean, ideally it's a combination of both
some chucklefuck who takes himself way too seriously
Hori 25-Mar-17 05:27 PM
Soooo
@Future @Talljoe @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Rejd do we have a set time for DND tomorrow
Future 25-Mar-17 07:35 PM
I can do 12 - 2 or 1-3
hindered 25-Mar-17 07:49 PM
Guide to the Camarilla: https://fuckgoons.tk/s/lq9BIJ28ELkSiXs
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Reva
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 07:51 PM
But can I be a member of the True Black Hand
or a member of the Salubri?
knockout 25-Mar-17 07:51 PM
yeah but where's the guide to deez
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 07:52 PM
man I now gotta say I actually am glad I bought the PDF collection of VTM that was on humble bundle
@hindered tomorrow I am going to be at work but its gonna be dead so I can work through getting my gangrel set up tomorrow
hindered 25-Mar-17 07:56 PM
ill be around for the most part
no crazy shit
Taylor Swift 25-Mar-17 07:57 PM
Oh is Scary going to join our VtM campaign?
hindered 25-Mar-17 07:58 PM
c'est possible
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 07:59 PM
Hindered I haven't played OWOD in so long that its gonna be hard for me to go crazy on it
Hazlen 25-Mar-17 08:00 PM
hindered how is my plan coming along smugpepe
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:00 PM
that puts you on the level of everyone else
in our last session we got through 1 of 4 planned scenes
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:00 PM
man tbf tho
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:01 PM
you know all the random crap
you have to know something
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:01 PM
On my bus trip home I listened to the Gonzo plays of ovampire
from RPPR
and I really want to play Gonzo OWOD
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:01 PM
idk what that is
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:02 PM
like Gonzo in this case means more like ridiculous munchkined to shit owod
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:03 PM
yah theres a lot of random crap out there
this is basically the opposite
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:03 PM
yeah I figured
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:04 PM
there are amphibious vampires
that live int he ocean
with webbed hands on and toes
?
because deep enough down there is no sun
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:04 PM
RPPR - Roleplay Public Radio, did a semi play through of the Giovanni Chronicles where in the end they completely fucked up the entirety of the Vampire canon by stopping giovanni from being able to Diablerizing Cappadocius who in the end diablerized god
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:05 PM
well they anthropomorphized god?
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:05 PM
Well we don't know if it really was legitimately god that Cappadocius was gonna diablerize or if it was just some deep umbra thing
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:06 PM
everything goes to shit with the end times
its always better as a nebulous foreboading thing
foreboding
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:07 PM
Yeah but thanks to the actions of the group they created a completely separate canon where a lot of the events that happened because of Giovanni never went forward
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:07 PM
well uh
lets just say thats not beyond happening
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:08 PM
what time period are we in so I can build based around that
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:08 PM
but yall dont necessarily have the perspective of the elders
1994
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:08 PM
Nice.
hindered 25-Mar-17 08:08 PM
peep the New Orleans by night book in the pin
id prefer you read that even if you have the pdf
due to spoilers
its edited
scarybagels 25-Mar-17 08:09 PM
roger
Talljoe 25-Mar-17 11:14 PM
@Future Either works for me.
Future 25-Mar-17 11:14 PM
ok cool
Talljoe 25-Mar-17 11:22 PM
Just holler so I know when to wake up. #idongivvafuck
Future 26-Mar-17 03:35 AM
@deleted-role no dnd tomorrow cant get out of doing work, lets find a week day to do
Hori 26-Mar-17 04:17 AM
Hmmmmm
I'm next available
Friday?
Taylor Swift 26-Mar-17 11:17 AM
negative
Talljoe 26-Mar-17 01:45 PM
I may be able to run a Numenera One-Shot if we can get 3-5 players together.
Hazlen 26-Mar-17 01:46 PM
seems interesting
Hori 26-Mar-17 01:47 PM
what is numenera
Hazlen 26-Mar-17 01:47 PM
sadtay
There Have Been Eight Previous Worlds Each world stretched across vast millennia of time. Each played host to a race whose civilizations rose to supremacy but eventually died or scattered, disappea…
what is google
Hori 26-Mar-17 01:48 PM
nigga u think im literate?
Hazlen 26-Mar-17 01:48 PM
no i think you're a retard.
Hori 26-Mar-17 01:48 PM
deez
Talljoe 26-Mar-17 02:26 PM
http://numenera.talljoe.com/ Contains the player's guide and the pregen characters.
Talljoe 26-Mar-17 02:42 PM
@here If we start at 3pm pacific who is in?
Taylor Swift 26-Mar-17 02:43 PM
Im a hard maybe
This does sound cool tho
Talljoe 26-Mar-17 02:44 PM
I love the setting. Not sure about the system and have been wanting to try a one-shot for a while.
They also have a setting called "The Strange" with the same system. It's more modern-day--kind cyber-punky--but you can jump to other worlds and dimensions, including fiction, and can play out scenarios there. In those cases you get a slightly different character sheet that matches the world you are in.
Talljoe 26-Mar-17 02:52 PM
https://vimeo.com/152571722 <-- The Numenera video (edited)
hindered 26-Mar-17 03:10 PM
i might could
scarybagels 26-Mar-17 03:21 PM
Hindered: My character concept is a gangrel who is underground fighter in various street fights who earns the big bucks by betting on himself via his ghoul proxy and beating the other opponent up
what do you think
hindered 26-Mar-17 03:24 PM
PM me
Hori 26-Mar-17 04:48 PM
my dnd rank is gone again btw
scarybagels 26-Mar-17 04:56 PM
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Shadowrun shadowrun has a manga :V
scarybagels 26-Mar-17 08:37 PM
my sire is sir toppenhat
hindered 26-Mar-17 08:51 PM
sire deez
knockout 27-Mar-17 08:56 AM
with pleasure
hindered 28-Mar-17 04:13 PM
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Reva @scarybagels Reminder: Vampire the Masquerade. Tomorrow, 3/29, Wednesday. 6-9PM CST.
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Taylor Swift 28-Mar-17 04:13 PM
🙏🏿
scarybagels 28-Mar-17 04:16 PM
Yay
Future 29-Mar-17 03:26 AM
@Taylor Swift @Rejd @Talljoe @Longsaddle @Hori @Hazlen dnd Saturday or Sunday starting time around 3 pst either day
Lemme know which works best
Going to look into some spelljammer material to try and do a 5e conversion
For the future
scarybagels 29-Mar-17 09:41 AM
I had an emergency turn up and I might not be able to make it, fiancee's granddad passed
hindered 29-Mar-17 09:47 AM
noted
rip
Taylor Swift 29-Mar-17 11:53 AM
Gonna be lit tonight
knockout 29-Mar-17 11:57 AM
whatever, meatball
just don't get us killed
and do bring the garlic bread
wait
Taylor Swift 29-Mar-17 12:26 PM
What?
Hazlen 29-Mar-17 12:27 PM
garlic bread is lit
knockout 29-Mar-17 12:30 PM
YOUR SIRES NAME IS SBARRO GIOVANNI
THEYRE ITALIAN FOOD JOKES PLUS GARLIC IRRITATES VAMPIRES
I'm just saying, we're gonna be investigating tonight, so you could bring some food
from an establishment in the mall
Hazlen 29-Mar-17 12:31 PM
sbarro
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Taylor Swift 29-Mar-17 12:33 PM
I would but
Once I get in character that doesnt make any sense
knockout 29-Mar-17 12:33 PM
your character can't connect an Italian last name with being called Italian food?
Taylor Swift 29-Mar-17 12:34 PM
She doesnt care
As a Giovanni, you're all akin to dogs to her
scarybagels 29-Mar-17 12:34 PM
So you know, I made a hobo gangrel who has a Ghoul dog named Mr. Kibbles and a Ghoul named Crazy Eye Joe
Taylor Swift 29-Mar-17 12:36 PM
Also in my backstory, Robin isnt a big fan of braggadocious
people
Men in particular
knockout 29-Mar-17 12:38 PM
therein lies the fun
hindered 29-Mar-17 01:29 PM
meatball is a good insult to a giovanni
just as it would be to a mobster
knockout 29-Mar-17 01:30 PM
THANK YOU
Hazlen 29-Mar-17 01:31 PM
thats a spicy meatball
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hindered 29-Mar-17 01:39 PM
ill also accept goomba and wop
knockout 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
lol the latter is just racist
hindered 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
and?
knockout 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
it's UNORIGINAL
hindered 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
common mobster insults
knockout 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
like what if I just call Taylor's character Lil' Pecorino the entire campaign
that's funny
hindered 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
you think they use original insults?
knockout 29-Mar-17 01:40 PM
Jon Donson does
hindered 29-Mar-17 01:41 PM
little cheese?
knockout 29-Mar-17 01:41 PM
ya
Hazlen 29-Mar-17 01:41 PM
jong dongson
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hindered 29-Mar-17 05:05 PM
t-minus 55 minutes
Hori 29-Mar-17 05:06 PM
deez
i am very hopeful we dnd
knockout 29-Mar-17 05:54 PM
WELL WELL WELL @hindered
LOOK WHO'S EARLY
hindered 29-Mar-17 05:54 PM
whoops, i meant to log in
in now
knockout 29-Mar-17 05:54 PM
save the excuses for someone who cares!!!!!!!!
jk
hindered 29-Mar-17 05:55 PM
get in voice, eager beaver
knockout 29-Mar-17 05:59 PM
oh rite
Talljoe 29-Mar-17 07:21 PM
@Future Either day works. I was planning on doing SWN on Sunday, but would happily pass to do D&D.
Hori 29-Mar-17 07:28 PM
i would prefer D&D this week if we haveto pick 1
Taylor Swift 29-Mar-17 07:29 PM
Yeah its been a hot minute
hindered 29-Mar-17 07:55 PM
hindered 29-Mar-17 08:37 PM
.i 5 st louis cathedral new orleans
knockout 29-Mar-17 08:38 PM
.i aladdin parrot
hindered 29-Mar-17 08:38 PM
.i 5 st louis cathedral interior
knockout 29-Mar-17 08:39 PM
.yt iago aladdin supercut
scarybagels 29-Mar-17 08:40 PM
I am listening in now
scarybagels 29-Mar-17 09:18 PM
Mr. Kibbles takes no shit
hindered 30-Mar-17 08:40 AM
thonking 1
Thats what I was trying to explain earlier.
Also here is expeince costs. Totally not edited.
Hazlen 30-Mar-17 08:47 AM
is firing a gun really harder than changing a tire
I mean both are pretty dang easy
hindered 30-Mar-17 08:47 AM
successfully at a target, sure
but its not a very good example, ill agree
knockout 30-Mar-17 08:50 AM
as if anyone here can relate to Difficulty 5
Future 31-Mar-17 08:04 PM
@deleted-role dnd Sunday 3pst work for everyone?
Talljoe 31-Mar-17 08:05 PM
Works for me.
Taylor Swift 31-Mar-17 08:05 PM
Can't do Sunday at all
.i wrestlemania
Taylor Swift 31-Mar-17 08:13 PM
That's assuming my internet is back on either way
hindered 01-Apr-17 07:48 PM
is anyone spending their experience?
Taylor Swift 01-Apr-17 08:11 PM
?
hindered 01-Apr-17 08:17 PM
its just a reminder. id rather yall do that before we start next session.
amalilakab 02-Apr-17 05:14 AM
STORY TIME MOTHER FUCKERS
We had just killed a lot of dangerous guys and barely escaped with our lives by some miracle last session. This session started with us waking up with no memory of how we got here, but in an open field with an unusual amount of ducks and with some dude lying in the grass a ways off. We make our way to him in his last breath he said protect the ducks before the disco king is brought back or something, then we get attacked. We roll initiative and Tyler turns on funk music. We're up against knights in full plate, with fros, afro picks, and bell bottoms. yes, we're up against disco knights. I failed my save and got struck with Disco Fever. Before my next attack I was able to overcome it, but had I not, I'd have just danced in place for a full round action. I go first and use Animal Trance. Ten ducks near me immediately are entranced by me and juts stare at me and then start dancing to the funk music. One of the disco knights exclaims that "he must see this!" and starts to gather ducks and run away. I think he got three in his turn and took off. I shifted into a Lion and we destroyed the other two disco knights fairly easily and started the chase. We chased him all the way to a village and he went into a building and boarded the door behind him.
The ducks were still dancing and following me and other disco knights started to collect my ducks so I pounced on one of them and just started going to town and nobody cared. They just kept gathering up my ducks and running off. I had one duck left and as we were breaking into the building a guy comes up and says "hey, I think I can help you" He convinces us he is a good guy with good intent. He takes us back to his place and all there is there are a bunch of chicks, a drum set, and some rugs and lamps. He says, I see you've got Saturday night fever (I forgot, I contracted that. If I don't dance on Saturday nights I lose wisdom stat points permanently). He played a sick beat on his drums and i'm cured of SNF. We realize we never caught his name and someone asks him. He says I'm Bonham. It's fucking John Bonham.
Led Zepplin legend, right there curing me of my Saturday Night Fever. Sick. He tells us of this resource, admantine or something, that could help, but he needs it to be in the shape of a 1 foot sphere. As we leave we notice there seem to be even more ducks. We head off to a cave and make our way to a dead end where there is a cave with some goblins. I forgot to mention, while in Lion form I did take the leisure suit and bell bottoms off one of the knights and wore it over my lion body. So one of the goblins yells out something about this being punk area and fucking disco jerks aren't allowed and we roll initiative. I shift into a Stone Giant and cast Shape Stone and make a giant stone club. Everyone else does their attack move and we're just harpin' on these guys and then the paladin goes and uses diplomacy to tell them "Hey, we're here to stop the disco knights, the lion is just an idiot wearing the clothes of his victims." It works and they all stop fighting immediately. I then proceed to check out the pool of water and find underwater passage. I shift into a salamander and go through to the other side. The ore is there. Like a doofus I used Shape Stone to make my weapon and no longer had means to shape the resource. Thankfully one of our members had a climbing pickax and made the swim and dug it up and dropped the stuff into her handy haversack (basically no weight accumulation so it didn't affect her ability to swim).
As we leave I notice there seem to be even more ducks. We make our way back and Bonham plays a sick beat again and by the power of metal the metal formed into a perfect sphere the size we needed. God bless the metal/rock gods. We head back to the building and gain entry. At this point there are so many ducks that we are almost experiencing movement penalties. A lot of fucking ducks. There is absolutely nothing going on down here other than some disco knights ignoring us tending to ducks so we go upstairs. There is a man there (his model looked like he had pizzas attached to his hands so we called him Pizzamancer. The pizzamancer was engaged in some type of mystical channel with my stolen ducks. There were a few more disco knights ready to fight and above them was a disco ball hung from the ceiling, dropping out ducks in massive quantities. As we roll for initiative (or maybe it was when we landed our first strike) the disco ball kicks into over-fucking-drive. With my ridiculous perception I estimated that nearly 2,000 ducks were being magically shit from this disco ball every second.
We had reached critical mass and time was of the essence. There were so many ducks that even my ranger abilities to navigate difficult terrain didn't help. I don't remember turn order, but on my turn I moved forward and stated "as I end my movement I do a sweet spin move and a couple sick dance steps." Tyler states nearly without a beat and says "Roll performance". I roll a 19 (total 21). Nailed it. I then proceed to throw my spear and Tyler informs me that my moves were so impressive that not only is the knight distracted and I gain a bonus to attack but--he rolls a percentile-- 36% of the ducks in the room also became impressed and became under a similar/same effect as the Animal Trance spell I used previously. I roll a 4 and horribly miss my spear throw despite the bonus. Everyone does their round of actions and it gets back to me. This time, this time I figure I might as well go for a hail mary. There are so many fucking ducks and this scary looking dude is going to be done channeling his shit soon, so I say "I cast speak with animals." Tyler scoffs, uh, ok. Sidebar-- Speak with animals is fairly useless. It only allows me to communicate with animals as if I were one of them. Mostly no direct talking and more conveying feelings and emotions--OK so Tyler asks me what I say. I say "DUCKS, HEAR ME! THESE DISCO KNIGHTS MEAN YOU HARM. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, BUT PROBABLY TO KILL YOU OR SOMETHING. IT'S BAD. THEY'RE BAD. HELP US HELP YOU, KILL THESE FUCKING DISCO FAGGOTS." Tyler scoffs, kinda chuckles and says, "OK, roll diplomacy." So I roll... Nat 20. NATURAL FUCKING TWENTY. I lost my shit and stood up and made a scene. With my stats and bonuses that is a fucking 32. Tyler sits there in silence for a moment while I lose my shit. I calm down and we make eye contact and without a sound he grabs all of the enemy models, removes them from the board, and says "in seconds your enemies are gone before you. Nothing is left, no flesh, no bones, nothing."
We won. We destroyed our enemies using what we calculated to be nearly 100,000 ducks who were fucking enamored by amazingly smooth disco dance moves (don't ask about the physics of how they fit in and were spilling out of this room "magic"). So we then take the ball of metal and throw it at the disco ball since we kinda can't get to it. It was barely enough to make it and hit the ball, ending the outpouring of ducks. Just like that we were pulled out of the world. We were back to where we thought we had ended the last session, in our wagon. We awaken to a man named Markus who we are currently slaves/indentured servants too and is beyond our power. In our last session we tried to double cross him and failed hard (which is why we barely escaped with our lives and almost died). We come to and he said AND THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH ME. NEXT TIME YOU WILL LIVE OUT THE REST OF ETERNITY IN THE DISCO VILLAGE. The end. (edited)
Hazlen 02-Apr-17 09:40 AM
eyepop
scarybagels 02-Apr-17 09:41 AM
TL;DR
flaccid 1
👎 1
Future 02-Apr-17 11:42 AM
@deleted-role we got enough duders for dnd at 3
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 11:43 AM
Wongsaddle is still MIA, Ill be gone
Future 02-Apr-17 11:51 AM
@Talljoe does that scratch swn too? You could see if you have star bros around
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 11:54 AM
That would be more likely
Just gotta get Hindered and Succ on board
Future 02-Apr-17 11:54 AM
Yeah we can do dnd with 4
But 3 is pushing it
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 11:55 AM
And someone could play me if they wanted
Its not hard, just a two step process
1. Question Everything, but shoot first 2. The crazier the plan, the more likely it will work
Mortvert 02-Apr-17 11:55 AM
not enough explosives in that plan, taylor
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 11:56 AM
That falls into point 2
When we jury rigged IEDs before we vented all the atmosphere in the ship
Then constantly changed thrust direction to ping pong the crew around until they died
🙏🏿
Mortvert 02-Apr-17 11:57 AM
I would vented industrial amounts of some sleep agent into life support
then looted everything not nailed down
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 11:57 AM
Too subtle
Im an artist that paints in shades of chaos
Mortvert 02-Apr-17 11:57 AM
Or worst case - raid several jaintor closets and mix bleach and ammonia in huge amounts
in life support intake
Hazlen 02-Apr-17 11:58 AM
My plan is to swing my sword/shoot my gun during any situation taylor can't talk us out of.
hindered 02-Apr-17 01:29 PM
I'll be around in a couple hours
Talljoe 02-Apr-17 02:11 PM
@Hori ??
Just a reminder you are stranded far from your destination with a brokeaf ship.
Hori 02-Apr-17 02:14 PM
today is a busy day for me
sorry fams
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 02:14 PM
Yeah thanks succ
Hori 02-Apr-17 02:14 PM
nigga go watch your wrestling
scarybagels 02-Apr-17 02:17 PM
But I want to watch paint dry
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 02:30 PM
It hasnt started yet
Im cleaning pots and pans to cook
Talljoe 02-Apr-17 02:33 PM
I'm gonna clean your pots, brutha. I'm gonna clean your pans. Then you know what, brutha? I'm gonna cook. That's right brutha. I'm gonna cook you, brutha. My advice to you..get out of the kitchenm brutha, 'cause you can't handle the heat.
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Mortvert 02-Apr-17 02:34 PM
fast forward an hour: taylor's house is on fire, talljoe standing next to taylor looking little to singed
scarybagels 02-Apr-17 02:35 PM
If it isn't I am asking for a ban on Talljoe and Taylor.
allears 1
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 02:43 PM
Yall niggas clearly haven't read #cafeteria
I'm best girl in the kitchen
amalilakab 02-Apr-17 03:30 PM
tl;dr - Pulled into a world we aren't familiar with. Lots of ducks everywhere. Get attacked by disco knights, catch disco fever (must roll d100 and over 80 or you dance in place for a full round action). My disco fever turns into saturday night fever and I must dance every saturday for the rest of my life or lose a point of wisdom permanently. Cast Animal Trance and 10 ducks start dancing around me. One disco knight steals some stating someone must see this.
Chase man down. kill them, get quest from a fellow to collect a material he claims will end the ducks. Fight a few more disco knights, lose a few more of my enamored ducks. Go to cave, fight some punk goblins wh ohate disco. halfway through figh tpaladin says "we're friends, we hate the disco too." It works, they stop fighting us, we find material and bring it back.
John Bonham is the guy who gave mission, he plays a sick drum beat and cures me of saturday night fever. We go with ou rmaterial in the form of a ball and head to building where ducks are pouring out. A few more knights, a disco ball shitting out 2,000 ducks/second because of some sorcery. On my first attack I do a full move action and state I do a twirl and sweet dance move. DM tells me to roll performance (no points in dance). I roll a 19. The disco knight is impressed and I gain a bonus on attack, but fuck up the roll. DM doe another roll and states 36% of the ducks are impressed as well and under similar effect as the Animal Trance spell.
next turn I cast Speak with animals and tell them they're in danger and they should help. DM scoffs and tells me to roll diplomacy. Nat 20 (total 31 with bonuses). The DM is flabbergasted and sits in silence for a few minutes. Without a word he grabs all of the bad guys and says "they vanish. Within seconds there is nothing left of them, no flesh, no bones, no clothes, nothing. They're all dead." We get the metal fragment thing to the disco ball and end the pouring of ducks. Pretty much the end.
Better? lol
Thta is best tl;dr I cna muster
Taylor Swift 02-Apr-17 03:39 PM
What kind of campaign were you in?
hindered 04-Apr-17 01:25 PM
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Reva @scarybagels Reminder: Vampire the Masquerade. Tomorrow, 4/5, Wednesday. 6-9PM CST.
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 01:26 PM
oh god
knockout 04-Apr-17 01:26 PM
@hindered reminder: you're gay. always & forever
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 01:26 PM
The sun will be up then
I am dead
hindered 04-Apr-17 02:59 PM
I'm
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 02:59 PM
gay?
hindered 04-Apr-17 03:00 PM
it's an open statement
you can make your own inferences
Future 04-Apr-17 03:27 PM
lit
Future 04-Apr-17 05:11 PM
@deleted-role Lets nail down a dnd time for this weekend, Sunday 1pm pst?
Atleast we can cancel it early allowing time for a one off or some other thing to happen
Taylor Swift 04-Apr-17 05:11 PM
Im good for that time
Future 04-Apr-17 05:11 PM
sweet 3 more confirms and we are good to go
I'm guesing talljoe is in
Hori 04-Apr-17 05:12 PM
im good for it
Future 04-Apr-17 05:12 PM
sweet
rejd probs
so if longsaddle is back cool and if not we can play without him
Talljoe 04-Apr-17 08:48 PM
Good for.me.
hindered 04-Apr-17 09:00 PM
im pretty sure @Longsaddle married a praying mantis and was eaten during the honeymoon.
Hori 04-Apr-17 09:02 PM
rip
knockout 04-Apr-17 09:05 PM
great episode of buffy
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 09:20 PM
I never got into buffy
ban 2
hindered 04-Apr-17 09:22 PM
you've made a powerful enemy tonight
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 09:24 PM
I didn't say it was bad
when It started I was dealing with a lot of shit and I didn't have a TV. so when I got a TV I was near the third to last season and I didn't have the money to really buy all the other seasons to get caught up
hindered 04-Apr-17 09:25 PM
netflix my mayne (edited)
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 09:29 PM
Yeah but its pretty late to jump into that series
I don't have the nostalgia for it
hindered 04-Apr-17 09:32 PM
makes Storyteller notes
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 09:35 PM
:V
hindered 04-Apr-17 09:36 PM
you got xp for eating out of a trashcan, so you cant complain
well, only figuratively eating
scarybagels 04-Apr-17 09:37 PM
I am a trash can tbf
hindered 04-Apr-17 09:37 PM
the original dumpster funk
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scarybagels 04-Apr-17 09:39 PM
Oscar the Grouch was based on my character
Talljoe 04-Apr-17 11:08 PM
I started watching Buffy recently. I had seen the first three episodes when they first came out but didn't stick with it.
hindered 04-Apr-17 11:13 PM
the early stuff is the best stuff, but it takes some getting used to. its not a perfect show, but it hits a lot of the right notes.
its very diff from vtm
but vamps is vampz
Rejd 04-Apr-17 11:17 PM
I'm prob down
hindered 05-Apr-17 12:14 PM
wow
knockout 05-Apr-17 12:15 PM
babby's first name generator?
oh wow
just kidding
smug
hindered 05-Apr-17 12:17 PM
yah its comprehensive
knockout 05-Apr-17 12:18 PM
im not used to hearing my cockatrice's name without the gagging
hindered 05-Apr-17 12:20 PM
dont get cocky
hindered 05-Apr-17 02:16 PM
Pinned a message.
TrapBot BOT 05-Apr-17 02:35 PM
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Rejd 05-Apr-17 02:35 PM
There you have a whole buncha names~
knockout 05-Apr-17 02:42 PM
teeny hammer is actually his nickname!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hazlen 05-Apr-17 02:43 PM
eyepop
I'm the abrupt-drug
knockout 05-Apr-17 02:44 PM
I'm excellent-apple-bottom
TrapBot BOT 05-Apr-17 02:55 PM
[ 'scarce-haircut', 'chunky-flavor', 'hushed-government', 'awful-volcano', 'obese-touch', 'clammy-competition', 'parsimonious-activity', 'bouncy-trees', 'wry-camp', 'vigorous-value', 'arrogant-pot', 'elfin-polish', 'even-push', 'difficult-goat', 'incompetent-health', 'fascinated-quicksand', 'adorable-copy', 'zealous-tail', 'exuberant-governor', 'old-fashioned-trade' ]
Rejd 05-Apr-17 02:55 PM
I'm arrogant-pot
Hazlen 05-Apr-17 02:55 PM
i'm the difficult-goat
awful-volcano is my nickname for my dick
Rejd 05-Apr-17 02:56 PM
elfin-polish~
knockout 05-Apr-17 02:56 PM
is that polish or polish
Rejd 05-Apr-17 02:57 PM
polish
knockout 05-Apr-17 02:57 PM
pahlish or powlish
Hazlen 05-Apr-17 02:57 PM
definitely polish
Rejd 05-Apr-17 02:58 PM
now prudes butthole? that's awful-volcano
hindered 05-Apr-17 03:05 PM
I also like Arrogant Pot
knockout 05-Apr-17 05:09 PM
@hindered @Taylor Swift @Reva I can't make it tonight. Sorry for the last minute but I have a work commitment
Taylor Swift 05-Apr-17 05:10 PM
negative
negative 1
hindered 05-Apr-17 05:23 PM
okay, delaying 1 hour.
we will resume, however, rain or shine or lindsays.
deez 3
hindered 05-Apr-17 06:00 PM
Taylor Swift 05-Apr-17 06:01 PM
Are we posting maps of the worst parts of Louisiana?
hindered 05-Apr-17 06:02 PM
its entirety?
Taylor Swift 05-Apr-17 06:02 PM
thejoke
hindered 05-Apr-17 06:02 PM
then yes
this are just zoomed out overviews
this is just reference material
we probably wont leave this corridor
also
ok best for last
Hazlen 05-Apr-17 06:11 PM
i'm the drugs.
hindered 05-Apr-17 06:15 PM
hindered 05-Apr-17 07:09 PM
scarybagels 05-Apr-17 07:24 PM
They are playing the new up and coming band Creed
Taylor Swift 05-Apr-17 07:27 PM
sadtay
scarybagels 05-Apr-17 07:27 PM
I guess despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.
scarybagels 05-Apr-17 07:54 PM
Just wait till 2001
scarybagels 05-Apr-17 08:12 PM
Eventually I will be the richest hobo
hindered 05-Apr-17 08:15 PM
hindered 05-Apr-17 08:31 PM
.i 5 university of new orleans campus
hindered 05-Apr-17 08:33 PM
Hazlen 07-Apr-17 03:41 PM
The classic hi-tech material, Carbon Fiber has been used in everything from modern fighter jets, to Formula 1 race cars and Storm Trooper Suits (pretty sure it makes a better armor than that blaste…
stare
scarybagels 07-Apr-17 03:56 PM
lol
Future 07-Apr-17 04:03 PM
$536.00 per set
I only need to order like 7 of these
thank god
....ill stick to pleb dice
Hazlen 07-Apr-17 04:04 PM
yeah i was posting for the price tag, crazy
Future 07-Apr-17 04:05 PM
yeah that's insane
like I don't think carbon fiber is that expensive
you can buy a car hood for that I feel like
yeah confirmed you can
scarybagels 07-Apr-17 04:46 PM
Good carbon fiber bicycle frames cost literal thousands
Future 07-Apr-17 05:01 PM
but some only cost $350
so you could get a bad bike frame for 200 less than a set of dice
Hazlen 07-Apr-17 05:01 PM
difference of construction method
scarybagels 07-Apr-17 05:13 PM
Chinese carbon fiber does not count :V
hindered 07-Apr-17 06:50 PM
Imagine how cool you would look with carbon fiber dice
And how impressed the ladies would be
Future 07-Apr-17 06:52 PM
Finally holding 3d4 wont cramp my weak nerd hands
Talljoe 08-Apr-17 10:49 AM
@Future D&D tomorrow, right?
Future 08-Apr-17 02:10 PM
That's the plan
Talljoe 08-Apr-17 03:02 PM
1pm PST?
Future 08-Apr-17 03:04 PM
Yeah
@deleted-role
Taylor Swift 08-Apr-17 03:20 PM
👌🏿
Hori 08-Apr-17 05:17 PM
honestly just woke up and thought i slept through it
scarybagels 09-Apr-17 06:41 AM
the average LARPer
Future 09-Apr-17 02:02 PM
The members of critical role are pretty normal to good looking
Hori 09-Apr-17 02:07 PM
going out for a little bit but i will be back at 4 to play!
Hori 09-Apr-17 02:42 PM
im black
Future 09-Apr-17 02:44 PM
Sweet
Hori 09-Apr-17 03:00 PM
@deleted-role we doin this shit
?
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 03:00 PM
Im ready willing and gable
Talljoe 09-Apr-17 03:01 PM
In 5
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 03:01 PM
Longsaddle will be MIA
So just need @Rejd
Hori 09-Apr-17 03:02 PM
rej is in roll20 at least
Future 09-Apr-17 03:10 PM
hell yeah
im here
@Rejd
Hori 09-Apr-17 03:22 PM
@Taylor Swift
@Taylor Swift
Rejd 09-Apr-17 03:23 PM
Oh is there a thing going on
Hori 09-Apr-17 03:23 PM
D&D time m8
Future 09-Apr-17 03:23 PM
hell uyeah
Rejd 09-Apr-17 03:23 PM
I thought it'd be way later
Future 09-Apr-17 03:23 PM
nah 1pst action
Hori 09-Apr-17 03:24 PM
@Taylor Swift ree
Future 09-Apr-17 04:19 PM
Wail (1/Day). The banshee releases a mournful wail, provided that she isn't in sunlight. This wail has no effect on constructs and undead. All other creatures within 30 feet of her that can hear her must make a DC 13 Constitution saving throw. On a failure, a creature drops to 0 hit points. On a success, a creature takes 10 (3d6) psychic damage.
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 04:19 PM
You ever play a song so bad that a Banshee nukes your whole party
Talljoe 09-Apr-17 04:22 PM
You mean a Tuesday?
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 04:23 PM
smugpepe
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 04:40 PM
Taylor: "Dont worry yall, step back, I got this shit. Ill show this banshee a good time." Reality: http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IlRheWxvciBBbmdlcnMgQSBCYW5zaGVlIEludG8gQWxtb3N0IEtpbGxpbmcgRXZlcnlvbmUi
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 05:17 PM
@here dragonslaying itt
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 05:59 PM
sadtay
Talljoe 09-Apr-17 06:38 PM
Get him up up up Get him up up up, Get him up up up he's our cleric!!
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-17 07:01 PM
Taylor the Swift, Dragon Slayer
Rejd 09-Apr-17 07:18 PM
Well you're lucky I didn't fail that con roll during the banshee encounter :v
Or we'd all be wiped now
So note to self, just bless in advanced even when just talking to things.
Future 10-Apr-17 05:51 PM
@Talljoe @deleted-role -- I found a way you could spend some money and also for people AFK during sessions. Yesterdays session took place over about 25 days. Triboar to Phandalin, Phandalin to Coneyberry Coneyberry to Phandalin Phandalin to Thundertree ThunderTree to Phandalin When someone doesn't participate I think we can incorporate some form of downtime activity based on the characters interests. -- http://media.wizards.com/2017/dnd/downloads/UA_Downtime.pdf
Taylor Swift 10-Apr-17 05:56 PM
Could we not just hire some nublie slaveboys to do it for us
In our absement
Future 10-Apr-17 06:02 PM
someone with a good network could
theres a skill for that
but skilled labor generally isn't cheap
hindered 11-Apr-17 07:19 PM
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Reva @scarybagels Vampire: The Masquerade. Tomorrow. Wednesday, April 12th. 6-9PM CST. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzAB9CDqZOg
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:05 PM
this the place for Masquerade?
Discord channel at least
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 01:06 PM
yeah
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:06 PM
Cool
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 01:06 PM
peep the pin by hindered
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:06 PM
👍
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:07 PM
the above youtube is required viewing
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:08 PM
ok then
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:10 PM
oh they changed the soundtrack, i didnt realize
still cool
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:10 PM
?
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:10 PM
amazing scene, wish it were the whole thing
seems like they replaced it with tool or something?
shorter clip but straight from the movie
also
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:15 PM
well that was weird
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:15 PM
welcome to New Orleans
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 01:15 PM
you don't have to do everything he says ya know
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:15 PM
I know
bored tho
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 01:16 PM
You do tho
hindered is the real brains of this operation
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:16 PM
this is vamp pledge rush week
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 01:16 PM
you don't have to listen to taylor either
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 01:16 PM
No one else does
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 01:16 PM
allears
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:16 PM
@hindered what?
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 01:17 PM
hindered does run the vamp game tho
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:17 PM
like when kids pledge for frats
and get hazed
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 01:17 PM
All you need to know is I'm Best Vamp Girl
eyepop 3
.i Robin sena
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 01:17 PM
noted
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 01:18 PM
Her buy with fangs
@Peaches photoshop request
Peaches 12-Apr-17 01:26 PM
What you need?
Shoot me a DM I'll look when I get home
hindered 12-Apr-17 01:28 PM
Hori 12-Apr-17 01:36 PM
👌🏾
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 04:25 PM
@CopperRod got u fam
CopperRod 12-Apr-17 04:25 PM
hey
hindered 12-Apr-17 04:25 PM
yo
cool
check the top pin
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 04:29 PM
rip
hindered 12-Apr-17 04:30 PM
hindered 12-Apr-17 04:49 PM
@knockout @Taylor Swift @Reva @scarybagels @TheSoddenKnight @CopperRod#2616 Vampire starts in T-minus 1 hour and 12 minutes
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scarybagels 12-Apr-17 04:49 PM
K
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 04:51 PM
Got it.
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 04:52 PM
copperrod left
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 04:52 PM
He's part of this too?
Lancek 12-Apr-17 04:52 PM
rip
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 04:52 PM
was
Hazlen 12-Apr-17 04:52 PM
for like, a minute.
hindered 12-Apr-17 05:39 PM
Well shit. I have an internet outage.
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 05:48 PM
ok
well thats not great
hindered 12-Apr-17 05:49 PM
I'm not Having much luck finding an alternate wifi
negative
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 05:51 PM
Well shit
I do have a flu tho so I might have to jump off and go ya know vomit
hindered 12-Apr-17 05:53 PM
Okay so here's the deal
Cable company says out till 8 something
Hopefully it will be before that
I don't really have the ability to do everything I need via mobile/tablet
We can delay a bit tonight and see if my internet comes back.
We can try again tomorrow.
Or we can postpone till next week.
oh shit
my building wifi starting working
hmm
its slow but hopefully it will work
ill get in voice and check it out
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 05:57 PM
Maybe just have a mini session tonight?
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:01 PM
one of you is super low vol
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:01 PM
its me
my mac is real quiet for some reason
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
Well, if it ends up tomorrow I might have time to make a character.
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
tomorrows not going to work
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
Pros and Cons I guess.
oh
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
then i can hear taylor much better than usual?
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
if yall dont mind, lets wait till 7
and if its not back by then, we will have to rain check
im very annoyed with Cox right now
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
Quick question, what are your guys' timezones?
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
i hope you get a credit towards your monthly bill
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:02 PM
central
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:03 PM
i can hear you fine doggo
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:03 PM
alright, I'm EST
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:03 PM
its tay tay who's real qq
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:08 PM
what
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:41 PM
I'm so pissed
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:41 PM
rip
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:42 PM
I wish I could hotspot
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:43 PM
cant use your phone?
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:44 PM
I could do audio. But not roll20
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 06:45 PM
smith
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:46 PM
c'est la vie
until next week, friend
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:46 PM
what a shame
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 06:47 PM
It happens
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 06:49 PM
Gives me time to work on a new good av
knockout 12-Apr-17 06:52 PM
gives me time to reinstall binbows 95
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 06:52 PM
y
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:53 PM
i gotta read all the books an stuff
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 06:53 PM
lmbo
>2017 >reading
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:54 PM
Because everyone needs a Vampire: The Masquerade core Audiobook.
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-17 06:55 PM
Is that a thing?
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:56 PM
Maybe
I doubt it
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:56 PM
oh shit
im back
do we have a quorum?
deez 3
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:58 PM
a what now?
hindered 12-Apr-17 06:58 PM
the minimum number of members of an assembly or society that must be present at any of its meetings to make the proceedings of that meeting valid.
TheSoddenKnight 12-Apr-17 06:59 PM
oh
ok then
hindered 12-Apr-17 07:05 PM
alright were joining back in
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 07:09 PM
more like Deez Nuts
hindered 12-Apr-17 07:26 PM
hindered 12-Apr-17 07:57 PM
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 08:17 PM
Sorry fiancee > pretending to be a vampire
hindered 12-Apr-17 09:31 PM
Tchoupitoulas
hindered 12-Apr-17 10:18 PM
im glad we got to run tonight
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 10:28 PM
I am feeling like crap
hindered 12-Apr-17 10:41 PM
@deleted-role but at least you are in a new Discord group!!!!!!!!
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 10:41 PM
what?
oh
I thought you meant like discord server sorry
hindered 12-Apr-17 10:43 PM
for a moment you were icarus matching the mighty sun
scarybagels 12-Apr-17 10:44 PM
Nah for a moment I was throwing up but then the next I was dazed and misunderstood the meaning
hindered 12-Apr-17 10:45 PM
rip
Future 13-Apr-17 08:32 PM
@Talljoe you guys swn this week?
scarybagels 13-Apr-17 09:35 PM
This trailer is so stupid
hindered 13-Apr-17 09:37 PM
i watched a much more annoying video
and this one had most of the professional video shots
Talljoe 13-Apr-17 09:38 PM
@Future Probably, yes.
hindered 13-Apr-17 09:38 PM
im down wit da clown
scarybagels 15-Apr-17 11:37 AM
maaan
this new player is not making me want to play hunter anymore.
hindered 15-Apr-17 12:38 PM
Hmm?
scarybagels 15-Apr-17 12:45 PM
They are wanting to remove the possibility of gaining a physical disability in hunter when you can get lose legs and stuff because they are physically disabled irl.
Hori 15-Apr-17 12:45 PM
lol wat
scarybagels 15-Apr-17 12:45 PM
I know right?
they got shot p. badly by me when I was under the influence of a dread power
so instead they want to take a mental condition
Hori 15-Apr-17 12:51 PM
but uh
having a physical disability irl
shouldnt that let them RP better
smugpepe
scarybagels 15-Apr-17 12:51 PM
smugpepe
Talljoe 16-Apr-17 03:12 AM
@deleted-role I can't make SWN work this weekend.
hindered 16-Apr-17 10:14 PM
TheSoddenKnight 17-Apr-17 05:04 PM
is that a were-buffalo
hindered 17-Apr-17 05:50 PM
of course it is
TheSoddenKnight 17-Apr-17 05:52 PM
Incredible
TheSoddenKnight 17-Apr-17 06:11 PM
@hindered so, what's everyone else playing?
for their characters
hindered 17-Apr-17 06:13 PM
Walking dogs
But toreador. Gangel. Brujah. Giovanni.
TheSoddenKnight 17-Apr-17 06:14 PM
alright
scarybagels 17-Apr-17 06:30 PM
Hey Hindered you getting another player?
hindered 17-Apr-17 06:35 PM
mayhaps
hindered 18-Apr-17 06:39 PM
@deleted-role @TheSoddenKnight Vampire: The Masquerade. Tomorrow. Wednesday, April 19th. 6-9PM CST.
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TheSoddenKnight 18-Apr-17 06:40 PM
so 7-10 est?
hindered 18-Apr-17 06:40 PM
yessir
Hazlen 18-Apr-17 09:44 PM
be there or be.. straight?!
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hindered 18-Apr-17 09:47 PM
you can tell im not a faggot becasue im not deleting your trolls comma faggot
Hazlen 18-Apr-17 09:47 PM
being straight is trolling now? wow okay.
hindered 18-Apr-17 09:48 PM
im calling u out
Hazlen 18-Apr-17 09:48 PM
call deez out
hindered 18-Apr-17 09:48 PM
theyre already out
dong 3
Hazlen 18-Apr-17 09:48 PM
smugpepe
hindered 18-Apr-17 09:48 PM
my nuts are always out
i dare a cop to stop me
Hazlen 18-Apr-17 09:51 PM
Tomorrow on "BMW Vampires"
hindered 18-Apr-17 09:51 PM
im building up to that
you must understand the art of the climax
hindered 19-Apr-17 04:24 PM
@deleted-role t-minus 1 hour 40 mins
hindered 19-Apr-17 05:33 PM
30 mins
im gluing in my fangs (edited)
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 05:35 PM
kek
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 05:43 PM
I am here
Taylor Swift 19-Apr-17 05:43 PM
Im queer
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 05:43 PM
get used to it
hindered 19-Apr-17 05:53 PM
we are
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:03 PM
should i jump onto roll20 yet, or are we still waiting on some people?
hindered 19-Apr-17 06:04 PM
im getting in now
Lindays will be 15 mins late
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:04 PM
ok
hindered 19-Apr-17 06:04 PM
so we are waiting on that slacker (edited)
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:08 PM
jesus christ, my family. "he's gonna be talking to people online soon, better max the volume on the radio!" (edited)
it's just great
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:17 PM
I do.
Just waiting a sec.
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:20 PM
It won't let me change it.
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 06:21 PM
can you click on the area then hit a key?
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:21 PM
My issue is that I'm using the browser discord, and that has to be the focused tab for it to work
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 06:22 PM
ah, can you not install the app?
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:22 PM
School laptop
its fine now
TheSoddenKnight 19-Apr-17 06:49 PM
i'm sorry, i need a minute
gotta relocate here
ok
I'm actually deeply sorry about all this. My family is actively trying to fuck with me to ruin this.
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 07:08 PM
Her name is Lindsay Swift
SHe is a combination of Lohan and Swift
Hazlen 19-Apr-17 07:14 PM
eyepop
hindered 19-Apr-17 07:14 PM
.i 5 new orleans shotgun houses
knockout 19-Apr-17 07:14 PM
beignets
hindered 19-Apr-17 07:19 PM
Hazlen 19-Apr-17 07:19 PM
plz dont doxx me
hindered 19-Apr-17 07:43 PM
hindered 19-Apr-17 07:54 PM
.i 5 lower 9th ward bridge
hindered 19-Apr-17 07:56 PM
hindered 19-Apr-17 08:07 PM
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 08:24 PM
Sucky Sucky 5 dollah?
scarybagels 19-Apr-17 08:36 PM
If you aren't committing acts of terrorism you aren't playing WoD Right
Hori 20-Apr-17 03:49 PM
@Talljoe SWN this weekend?
Talljoe 20-Apr-17 06:34 PM
Yes, let's. @deleted-role Sunday at 1pm Pacific.
hindered 20-Apr-17 06:35 PM
Cool
Rejd 20-Apr-17 10:14 PM
thonking
Oh SWN
amalilakab 22-Apr-17 08:10 PM
hindered 22-Apr-17 08:13 PM
is swn gonna happen?
amalilakab 22-Apr-17 08:22 PM
Send?
Swn?
hindered 22-Apr-17 08:23 PM
something else, unrelated to your post
Hazlen 22-Apr-17 08:38 PM
fuck gravity, acquire nat 20's
re: swn
probably gonna be busy we'll see
Talljoe 23-Apr-17 12:02 AM
So 2 yes and a maybe. @Taylor Swift ?
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-17 12:02 AM
👌🏿
Hori 23-Apr-17 01:02 AM
What time is it again
So I make sure I'm awake
amalilakab 23-Apr-17 05:16 AM
@hindered I am fully aware it was not related to my comment. I am curious. Does being ignorant of what it means exempt me from knowing?
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 06:56 AM
Do I need to read the players handbook?
hindered 23-Apr-17 07:02 AM
it wouldnt hurt
it is a learned skill to gloss through the supplements and pick up relevant info and ignore the fluff
@amalilakab stars without number
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 07:11 AM
I was going off the macro hindered 😄
hindered 23-Apr-17 07:17 AM
what?
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 07:17 AM
hindered 23-Apr-17 07:18 AM
ahh (edited)
stop clowning around and get to reading
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 07:20 AM
But the metaplot in OWOD is so so bad
hindered 23-Apr-17 07:20 AM
Mr. Adler on South Park. All credit goes to the creators of South Park.
thats just like your opinion
players guide isnt about the plot though
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 07:22 AM
I have all the relevant rolls written down that I need to know at home
hindered 23-Apr-17 07:23 AM
truly you have mastered the setting
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 07:24 AM
I am truly outrageous
Talljoe 23-Apr-17 01:55 PM
@deleted-role SWN in ONE HOUR
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-17 02:13 PM
deez in one hour
Hori 23-Apr-17 02:59 PM
is hazlen here
i think he said he was unsure last night or some shit
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-17 02:59 PM
Id probably assume he will be MIA
Just missing YA BOY @hindered
Talljoe 23-Apr-17 03:03 PM
@Hazlen Just confirming you are not making it today?
Talljoe 23-Apr-17 03:17 PM
I guess it's not happening today.
hindered 23-Apr-17 03:17 PM
oh im here
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-17 03:18 PM
@Hori Lets go fag
Youve got a mess to get us out of
Hori 23-Apr-17 03:18 PM
nah not my job
Hazlen 23-Apr-17 03:58 PM
I'm doing America things with Rejd
Sorry
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-17 03:59 PM
Sucks
Because we found your brother or cousin or something
Hazlen 23-Apr-17 03:59 PM
thonking
Talljoe 23-Apr-17 05:41 PM
Shit, I forgot about Terminal Reflection. Probably OK since it wasn't guaranteed the cops would injure you.
hindered 23-Apr-17 05:43 PM
the precog thing?
i thought about it
but didnt want to call it out
Talljoe 23-Apr-17 05:44 PM
I reminded myself of all your skills before we started.
I was keeping it in mind on the prison transport.
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 05:44 PM
I am going to live in the dirt for now on
and Crazy Eye Joe is gonna sleep ontop of me
hindered 23-Apr-17 06:11 PM
there was no threat to ME
living in the dirt is pretty convenient
though an adequate patch of dirt can be hard to find in some parts of the city
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 06:13 PM
I will live I will live in in the prince's backyard without him knowing
😮
hindered 23-Apr-17 06:19 PM
he has a mansion in the fq and a place out of town
neither of which you are aware of
keep in mind you have to unmeld out of the ground without being seen
scarybagels 23-Apr-17 06:21 PM
I will do it during the day
they'll never know
hindered 23-Apr-17 06:29 PM
seems like a solid plan
Mez 23-Apr-17 10:53 PM
Any oppinons on the new warhammer quest with the AoS stuff?
I havent touched WH Quest since before they killed the old world
scarybagels 24-Apr-17 06:05 PM
So who wants to play Maid RPG?!
Taylor Swift 25-Apr-17 01:20 PM
It's been almost two years since Bethesda sent players back to the wasteland in Fallout 4. And while we're eagerly awaiting the first glimpse of Fallout 4 VR later this year, there are new plans to expand the Fallout experience in tabletop gaming. Via Polygon, Bethesda and Modiphius Entertainment are teaming up for Fallout: Wasteland Warfare, a new miniatures wargame that will feature solo missions as well as player vs. player and co-op options for multiple players. Thus far, very few details have been revealed about Wasteland Warfare, but the first teaser image from the game was posted on Facebook over the weekend. In that pic, we can see that the game appears to be taking its cues from Fallout 4, with super mutants, and fighters in T-60 power armor. There's even a Nuka Cola machine. Presumably the game will also feature other icons from the Fallout universe, but it's unclear where it fits within the narrative of the game. Modiphius Entertainment has a good track record of bringing
hindered 25-Apr-17 02:45 PM
I assumed it had one already
hindered 25-Apr-17 04:25 PM
@deleted-role No vamp this week. I will probably be around during the normal time if you want to work on your characters any.
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Future 26-Apr-17 09:38 PM
Is this week stars or dnd
Hori 26-Apr-17 09:43 PM
dnd
Taylor Swift 26-Apr-17 09:45 PM
Yi
Future 26-Apr-17 10:00 PM
Noice
Talljoe 26-Apr-17 10:40 PM
Sunday the 7th I'm busy so we either do SWN on the Saturday or push it a week.
hindered 26-Apr-17 10:52 PM
sat is fine for me
Taylor Swift 26-Apr-17 11:06 PM
Same?
Talljoe 28-Apr-17 06:22 PM
I can do D&D this weekend before 5pm Saturday and before 1:30pm Sunday (meaning, done by those times).
Future 29-Apr-17 11:34 AM
I can do Sunday
Hori 29-Apr-17 09:10 PM
probably no D&D this weekend go ahead and do shit without me tho
hindered 01-May-17 08:40 PM
@deleted-role Vamp is on for this week. Speak now if you have problems.
Taylor Swift 01-May-17 08:58 PM
Yeah I got a problem
With your face
.i got em
Taylor Swift 01-May-17 08:59 PM
sadtay
hindered 01-May-17 09:00 PM
thats actually perfect
but its spelled "witha"
hindered 02-May-17 10:06 AM
hindered 02-May-17 04:14 PM
@deleted-role @Marquis D'Obscurite Vampire: The Masquerade. Tomorrow. Wednesday, May 3rd. 6-9PM CST.
Marquis D'Obscurite 02-May-17 04:28 PM
Ok
hindered 02-May-17 04:30 PM
✴
hindered 03-May-17 03:09 PM
@deleted-role t-minus 3 hours
Taylor Swift 03-May-17 03:09 PM
t-minus deez
hindered 03-May-17 03:10 PM
would still equal t
Taylor Swift 03-May-17 04:38 PM
Looks gay
hth
hindered 03-May-17 04:40 PM
thats a mirror
hope this helps
Taylor Swift 03-May-17 04:41 PM
Im a city?
Hazlen 03-May-17 04:41 PM
generic city skyline #69
hindered 03-May-17 04:42 PM
whatever you were looking at
becuz it wasnt my pic
Taylor Swift 03-May-17 04:42 PM
Maybe it is though
hindered 03-May-17 04:42 PM
was?
hindered 03-May-17 05:46 PM
@deleted-role 15 mins
scarybagels 03-May-17 06:11 PM
Is it April 5th IG?
hindered 03-May-17 06:33 PM
Marquis D'Obscurite 03-May-17 06:48 PM
scarybagels 03-May-17 07:13 PM
brb gotta call from fiancee so I will be mute for a while
hindered 03-May-17 07:35 PM
.i 5 T-Building
hindered 04-May-17 12:02 AM
This towering performance by James Brown, filmed in 1967 while he was at the absolute peak of his powers, is all that it needed to prove that few performers ...
scarybagels 04-May-17 12:58 AM
I think that I am going to drop from vampire, I got a lot on my plate to think about
hindered 04-May-17 07:31 AM
take care of your biz, thanks for playing
Talljoe 05-May-17 11:14 AM
In case it wasn't mentioned here: https://bundleofholding.com/presents/Vampire20th A whole bunch of your fruity vampire bullshit for cheap.
hindered 05-May-17 11:29 AM
yah i picked that up
there is one book going over the different mechanics between versions, so there might be some useful stuff to incorporate
knockout 05-May-17 12:56 PM
shut up
hindered 05-May-17 01:01 PM
no you shut up
knockout 05-May-17 01:01 PM
make me
Peaches 05-May-17 04:24 PM
@hindered
hindered 05-May-17 07:57 PM
Marie Laveau - VooDoo Queen of New Orleans -Music by Dr. John
hindered 08-May-17 05:52 PM
@deleted-role so we are taking a little break. blame Lindsay. we will resume Wednesday, May 24th.
im considering doing some prequel/char history stuff for the 17th. so let me know if the remaining peeps are interested in that.
Hazlen 08-May-17 06:40 PM
I blame lindsay 100%
hindered 15-May-17 06:30 PM
@deleted-role Wednesday, May 17th. 6-9PM. Out of Character fights.
Taylor Swift 15-May-17 06:31 PM
🙏🏿
hindered 15-May-17 06:34 PM
i should have just photoshopped this
4 of us downed a bottle of whiskey at that one
hindered 16-May-17 07:52 PM
Warren Zevon - Werewolves Of London Recorded Live: 10/1/1982 - Capitol Theatre - Passaic, NJ More Warren Zevon at Music Vault: http://www.musicvault.com Subs...
hindered 16-May-17 09:48 PM
@deleted-role required viewing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVu3jsrBTYU
This content does not belong to me. I am only sharing it for recreational purposes.
Taylor Swift 16-May-17 09:48 PM
Is that the one where they arrest the guy for showing his junk
And he gets butthurt saying women are doing it
hindered 16-May-17 09:48 PM
this is earlier than the ones i remember
i dont think so
Taylor Swift 16-May-17 09:48 PM
rip
I watched a lot of COPS as a kid
hindered 16-May-17 09:49 PM
saem
Hazlen 16-May-17 10:38 PM
same
Dracheau 17-May-17 05:59 PM
I will also step away for a minute
at least the new headset works
knockout 18-May-17 09:49 PM
what did i miss
knockout 22-May-17 08:12 PM
sounds about right
hindered 22-May-17 08:30 PM
@deleted-role Wednesday, May 24th. 6-9PM. Vampire resumes.
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Dracheau 22-May-17 09:01 PM
I will join you guys as an observer :-)
Taylor Swift 24-May-17 01:21 PM
We wuz vamps n shiet
hindered 24-May-17 01:23 PM
a good use of past tense
ban 1
hindered 24-May-17 08:40 PM
.i 3 Jazz Drive (edited)
.i 3 Jazz Drive
Hazlen 24-May-17 08:40 PM
.i jazz hands
Future 26-May-17 10:45 PM
Gay report:
Tomorrow im learning how to play Star Wars armada
Future 27-May-17 03:21 PM
Update playing armada now
hindered 27-May-17 05:14 PM
im playing start wars lambada
knockout 27-May-17 07:28 PM
im playing star wars la cucaracha
Marski 27-May-17 08:13 PM
im really into magic the gathering
my favorite card is kokusho, the evening star
knockout 28-May-17 11:52 AM
My favorite magic card is yugioh
hindered 30-May-17 02:42 PM
@deleted-role Wednesday, May 31st. 6-9PM. Vampire the Masquerade.
Taylor Swift 30-May-17 02:42 PM
Hey guys (edited)
Lets like
do stuff this week
hindered 30-May-17 02:51 PM
thats up to yall
knockout 30-May-17 05:58 PM
do deez
Future 30-May-17 07:03 PM
Consider changing slave to "worker"
knockout 30-May-17 07:11 PM
what does it suggest if you replace it with something more offensive
Marski 31-May-17 05:46 AM
lmfao
i guess talking about slavery is bad now
slavery never happened boys
Future 31-May-17 12:30 PM
Microsoft knows worker is just a wage slave anyway
Lancek 31-May-17 12:38 PM
negative
hindered 31-May-17 05:15 PM
@deleted-role 45 minutes
hindered 31-May-17 08:10 PM
Hori 05-Jun-17 10:14 PM
#old_tabletop when negative
hindered 06-Jun-17 04:52 PM
@deleted-role Wednesday, June 7th. 6-9PM CST. Vampire the Masquerade.
hindered 07-Jun-17 05:14 PM
@deleted-role T-Minus 45 earth minutes
thonking 1
ban 1
getin 1
hindered 07-Jun-17 07:41 PM
hindered 07-Jun-17 07:52 PM
hindered 07-Jun-17 08:23 PM
hindered 07-Jun-17 08:43 PM
knockout 07-Jun-17 08:44 PM
me irl
hindered 07-Jun-17 08:44 PM
knockout 07-Jun-17 08:44 PM
same
hindered 07-Jun-17 09:24 PM
knockout 07-Jun-17 09:37 PM
Sorry for the Irish goodbye friends my laptop died
hindered 07-Jun-17 09:50 PM
np
hindered 07-Jun-17 10:34 PM
btw, who posted the requiem music at the end?
was fitting
Taylor Swift 07-Jun-17 10:35 PM
Me
hindered 07-Jun-17 10:36 PM
thank u
playlist let us down AGAIN* @Rejd
knockout 08-Jun-17 08:37 PM
u mad
Taylor Swift 08-Jun-17 09:00 PM
Session was lit
I feel like we are going in a cool direction
ban 1
hindered 09-Jun-17 08:51 AM
says the person shot in the head and kidnapped
Taylor Swift 09-Jun-17 09:05 AM
smugpepe
.i keikaku
Strawberry 11-Jun-17 11:20 PM
Eclipse Phase, Sundays starting July 2nd. Starting on Mars. Looking for 1 more player. Roll20 + Discord for OOC Chat. PM me. @here (edited)
Future 12-Jun-17 02:47 AM
discord pfft use this channel breath some more daily life into table top nerd stuff
hindered 13-Jun-17 01:45 PM
@deleted-role Wednesday, June 14th. 6-9PM CST. Vampire the Masquerade.
hindered 13-Jun-17 04:23 PM
@deleted-role nevermind. lets push it back a week. blame Lindsay.
Hazlen 13-Jun-17 04:24 PM
Again!
Taylor Swift 13-Jun-17 04:26 PM
Already do
hindered 13-Jun-17 04:27 PM
its frankly unacceptable
there will be consequences
Taylor Swift 13-Jun-17 04:33 PM
🙏🏿
Final Death
knockout 13-Jun-17 04:37 PM
im gay
OniichanBot BOT 13-Jun-17 04:37 PM
same
Taylor Swift 17-Jun-17 03:49 PM
Im still alive
Being the MASTER Vampire I am
hindered 20-Jun-17 06:51 PM
@deleted-role Vampire postponed indefinitely. Blame Lindsay. (edited)
Hazlen 20-Jun-17 06:53 PM
GOD DAMNIT LINDSAY YOU'RE ON THIN ICE MISTER!!!!
Taylor Swift 20-Jun-17 06:54 PM
Fucking Lindsay
hindered 20-Jun-17 06:56 PM
honestly, i think were done
Taylor Swift 20-Jun-17 06:56 PM
Well we had a good run
Dracheau 20-Jun-17 07:07 PM
that's fair. Thanks everyone!
Taylor Swift 20-Jun-17 07:08 PM
If only we had another tabletop game
Maybe set in space....
@Talljoe
Or with giants
@Future
Talljoe 20-Jun-17 07:53 PM
We'll get back to it someday. Got lot of other stuff going on. And I want to chat about the direction.
Marquis D'Obscurite 21-Jun-17 05:42 PM
Hmmm
Stan Halen 21-Jun-17 10:16 PM
I'm gay
OniichanBot BOT 21-Jun-17 10:16 PM
same
Stan Halen 21-Jun-17 10:16 PM
We need a game_tcg channel
The MTG scene around here is lit
Hazlen 22-Jun-17 08:11 AM
thonking
Mez 22-Jun-17 06:00 PM
Warhammer 8th is so good
Taylor Swift 22-Jun-17 06:06 PM
Lets just kill off Linsday and keep going imo (edited)
I didnt ninja out of that run down church for nothing
Future 22-Jun-17 06:30 PM
I'm playing war hammer 8th on Saturday
I keep hearing its good will see
I've never been able to really get into warhammer heavily
hindered 22-Jun-17 07:57 PM
i am uncertain
i have a lot of content we havent gotten to
but i value my time and if we cant get people here for sessions, then i just dont see the point
and there are some irl activities id like to do in this time slot
Future 22-Jun-17 08:04 PM
Do the irl ones imo
Regardless
hindered 22-Jun-17 08:05 PM
dont tell me what to do, faggot
its possible i would consider rescheduling
but getting all of yall to agree to a new timeslot seems nigh impossible.
@deleted-role
Taylor Swift 22-Jun-17 08:09 PM
I mean I'm universally free
hindered 22-Jun-17 08:10 PM
but not existentially
Taylor Swift 22-Jun-17 08:10 PM
Are any of is
hindered 22-Jun-17 08:11 PM
it only matters that you stare into the abyss
Stan Halen 22-Jun-17 08:13 PM
.i shit abyss
Marquis D'Obscurite 23-Jun-17 02:03 AM
I'm free not weekends
Future 23-Jun-17 03:14 PM
Played my first 400 point armada match games pretty good
Mez 29-Jun-17 07:38 PM
Painted some custodes for my 40k army over the last 6 days while I was sick as fuck
Hazlen 29-Jun-17 07:43 PM
stare
👏
Mez 29-Jun-17 08:28 PM
The secret to painting good is cough syrup with codine.
Get on that lean
Future 30-Jun-17 02:12 AM
oh snap
thats 100% more effort than i could do
amalilakab 04-Jul-17 09:38 PM
Those are pretty good, but I made my own mini
Try and tell me that doesn't look exactly like a D&D Rock Gnome...
Mez 22-Jul-17 09:18 PM
First primaris marine done
Also my new light box is nice
Rejd 23-Jul-17 12:43 AM
more light
Mez 23-Jul-17 05:23 PM
You think? I'll try an improve the lighting and post an update
Hori 23-Jul-17 07:48 PM
That painting is pretty legit
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 12:11 AM
Everything on that guy looks brand new. He ever see any action? Where is the "I've been in battle" scars and shading? (edited)
Mez 24-Jul-17 12:37 AM
I did so well on the paint job I didn't want to fuck it up by weathering it. I'm still trying to master weathering.
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 12:40 AM
Like This?
Future 24-Jul-17 03:08 AM
What brush sizes give you that detail mez
I suck ass at miniature painting any place I can find pro tips
@Mez
Mez 24-Jul-17 04:04 AM
just the standard citadel range
if you want insane fine detail the armypainter psycho is the go to
as for tips
thin ur paints
two thin coats
just paitn a lot
its a learnt skill
the warhammer tv youtube is a good guide
Bitter Silence 29-Jul-17 11:22 AM
Hazlen 23-Sep-17 02:17 AM
Wow jack was hitler again
big surprise
rolleyes
OniichanBot BOT 23-Sep-17 02:17 AM
ban 1
Mez 23-Sep-17 10:08 PM
Dumping some recent projects:
Haven’t had much time to paint. Work has me busy.
My “on the table” Shit I want to have done:
Some reivers. Also a primaris chaplain
Longsaddle 24-Sep-17 09:47 AM
the primaris marines are badass
even though they're a huge cash grab
Mez 25-Sep-17 01:34 AM
I used to play nids, so it doesn’t affect me. I’m just glad they’re truescale. That’s what was stopping me from playing them
Also waiting for custodies to be a stand alone army. They still have no hq’s smith
Longsaddle 25-Sep-17 09:06 AM
I love 40k but it justs costs too much
I was an IG player
back when they were IG
Stan Halen 25-Sep-17 04:12 PM
I played BattleTech (mechwarrior) back in the day
Mez 25-Sep-17 04:55 PM
It’s pretty cheap to get into if you buy shit off eBay or recasts from China
hindered 25-Sep-17 05:32 PM
a lot of things are easier when you cast aside honor and dignity
Mez 25-Sep-17 11:56 PM
The most I’ll do is I always by paints form my local stores
Cause that’s where I play
Mez 03-Oct-17 07:48 PM
Weekend project
Marski 04-Oct-17 02:09 PM
sick robot
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:49 PM
@Mez did you play WHFB as well?
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:49 PM
A bit. Wasn’t a fan of movement trays so I mainly did 40k in college
Came back for 8th/end times
I enjoy AOS and new 40k now
Regret selling my guard when I was in college
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:50 PM
I was just trying to recall how the Lizardmen were in FB
I played FB and 40k
the trays were kind of awkward yeah
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:51 PM
Lm in whfb
Solid core
Skinks has a lot of roles
What else do I remember
They got 3 rolls for leadership tests
Instead of two
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:53 PM
I remember them being space marineish
really solid front liners could do everything really well but nothing incredibly well
except for the niche units
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:54 PM
Seraphon are strong in aos atm too
With the new alliegence powers
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:54 PM
I don't know anything about AOS tbh
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:54 PM
And the whole army is technically summonable by mages
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:54 PM
that whole thing seems like a weird experiment
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:55 PM
Aos has found it stride
New rule book last month
It’s really solid
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:56 PM
well i'm glad at least
FB never really had it's uhh
what's the word
grab?
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:56 PM
It was too rule heavy
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:56 PM
unless it was a big heyday before my time
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:56 PM
Shit like templates and scatter dice were zzzz
The world was amazing imo
That’s what I miss the most
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:56 PM
the lore was great yeah
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:57 PM
The aos world / realms are very generic
I don’t like realms
Feels like a cheap dnd setting
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:58 PM
yeah D&D after 3.5 has always been kind of a letdown
maybe i'm just getting old
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:58 PM
I just don’t like realm hopping / planes walking
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 04:59 PM
Spelljammer was funm
Mez 04-Oct-17 04:59 PM
I like the stormcast though
Some amazing models
Some really nice sculpts
Longsaddle 04-Oct-17 05:03 PM
they're quite nice
it's too bad we didn't have all these nice models back in the day
viking 10-Oct-17 04:17 PM
oh shit I just noticed there was a tabletop channel, nice
just let me say, fuck painting 40k cultists
and to contribute a picture, here's some shoddily painted Dark Angels
Marski 11-Oct-17 03:17 PM
can i post op magic cards here
viking 11-Oct-17 03:31 PM
that looks like a tabletop to me
i know i have a bunch of first issue magic cards somewhere but i have no idea where they are
Hazlen 11-Oct-17 03:32 PM
I'm not going to stop anybody from posting cards in the tabletop channel
post all cardgames
viking 11-Oct-17 03:32 PM
I also know I have the Mutant Chronicles and HeroQuest + expansions somewhere too
I found my Battletech starter not too long ago
Hazlen 11-Oct-17 03:33 PM
eyepop I think I still have some BT figures laying around somewhere
viking 11-Oct-17 03:34 PM
I really need to find my heroquest stuff
that shit is worth a mint
Rejd 11-Oct-17 06:17 PM
That's a real nice box
Mez 11-Oct-17 07:17 PM
Bringing this 1k Stormcast list to my FLGS's tourney
thoughts?
The idea is tanky Lord Celestant
stays alive, buffs the FUCK outt the paladins
so they can blast people to ash
on a 5+
and some shooty from prosecutors
and well, liberators to footslog
Stan Halen 11-Oct-17 09:34 PM
.i phage the untouchable
Stan Halen 11-Oct-17 09:34 PM
.i jace the mind sculptor
Marski 12-Oct-17 07:16 AM
.i mindbreak trap
TrapBot BOT 12-Oct-17 07:16 AM
Marski 12-Oct-17 07:16 AM
still the supreme card
Stan Halen 12-Oct-17 01:58 PM
Exile is so OP
You can bring back shit from the discard pile. Exiling shit completely takes it out of the game
Marski 13-Oct-17 06:05 AM
.i eldrazi coprocessor
Marski 13-Oct-17 06:05 AM
what the fuck
.i eldrazi processor
Stan Halen 14-Oct-17 12:27 PM
.i mirrorweave
Future 15-Oct-17 01:46 AM
Here's some pleb shit I did for dnd
Trash tier painting
Mez 15-Oct-17 10:25 AM
That’s good dude. Is it your first model
Hit it with a wash and it’ll be 👌🏻
Future 15-Oct-17 08:59 PM
Like third
Marski 16-Oct-17 10:58 AM
thin ur paints xd
viking 16-Oct-17 11:17 PM
yeah that's not a bad early attempt
but two thin coats and a wash
.i duncan two thin coats
TrapBot BOT 16-Oct-17 11:17 PM
@viking,
viking 16-Oct-17 11:18 PM
ok then
Future 17-Oct-17 11:52 AM
How do you thin the paints
Cubear 17-Oct-17 01:04 PM
depends on what type of paints you're using
you can buy specialty paint thinners from the same brand as the paint you've bought to be sure
but generally you can thin water based paint with water
Mez 18-Oct-17 01:50 AM
@Future place paint onto palette. Dip brush into water. Mix Wet brush into paint on palette
Check out warhammer tv on Facebook or YouTube. Very good painting guides
For not just warhammer but anything
Broke my light box but
Most recent model
The shitty lighting makes the gold look like ass
But irl it’s really good
viking 18-Oct-17 05:58 PM
speaking of paint im slowly swapping from the citadel stuff to vallejo
viking 18-Oct-17 06:11 PM
and use this shit
Stan Halen 18-Oct-17 06:46 PM
Mez are you just good at art or is painting models just easy? I tried paint some Battletech and Gundam shit back in the day and i really fucked up.
viking 18-Oct-17 06:47 PM
it's all in the washes tbh
Stan Halen 18-Oct-17 06:47 PM
Washes?
viking 18-Oct-17 06:47 PM
transparent shading paints
Stan Halen 18-Oct-17 06:47 PM
Yeah see if i knew about shit like that at 13 years old maybe i wouldnt have sucked
viking 18-Oct-17 06:47 PM
Citadel shades are a great way to add depth to your miniatures. In this video, Duncan will demonstrate how to use the shade paints and get good results on yo...
basically you base coat, then wash, then go back and brighten up the unshaded parts a bit
leave the shades in the recesses
citadel is kind of expensive but they have paints to do literally everything
and the warhammer tv youtube channel is amazingly good at teaching
Cubear 18-Oct-17 07:04 PM
yeah, miniature painting is all about the washes and drybrushing
if you wanna go absolutely insane you can do a bunch of really fiddly freehand
i paint d&d miniatures and not warhammer, but it's all honestly pretty similar
viking 18-Oct-17 07:09 PM
yeah it's all the same shit
Cubear 18-Oct-17 07:30 PM
sorry for the shitty cameraphone pic but i don't often take pictures of my work lol
if i was feeling ambitious i'd have cleaned up the emblems a bit but i don't do them to sell so it's really only finished to the point where i don't personally care anymore
viking 18-Oct-17 07:35 PM
yeah I'm the same way
I'm doing a renegade guard army and lol if I'm gonna spend hours on 100 troops
Stan Halen 19-Oct-17 09:43 AM
I want to try this now....
Cubear 19-Oct-17 11:30 AM
absolutely go for it! i've only been painting off and on for a few years but it's a fun hobby when i make the time for it (edited)
viking 19-Oct-17 12:30 PM
I barely even play the game itself
I just like painting plastic space mans
my whole goal from the start was "make the entire 3rd Company of Dark Angels as it would deploy"
not "make x number of points to play a game"
Rejd 19-Oct-17 02:20 PM
I spent a good hour last night watching some handsome blonde fellow explain the different types of paint and how to use em
Rejd 19-Oct-17 02:28 PM
I don't even have any miniatures and don't intend on getting into that
viking 19-Oct-17 02:34 PM
duncan is the bob ross of this generation
two thin coats is the new happy little trees
Longsaddle 19-Oct-17 04:52 PM
I used to polay conscript guard in 2nd edition
painting all that was hell on earth
hindered 19-Oct-17 08:52 PM
i want to play shadowrun
Coathanger MD 19-Oct-17 08:54 PM
Good choice
Taylor Swift 19-Oct-17 08:55 PM
Remember when we played tabletop
Good times
Mez 19-Oct-17 10:21 PM
I’ve been doing tabletop painting for years so it’s just years of experience
Work like this is the culmination of years of painting. Badly.
viking 19-Oct-17 10:58 PM
that's a sick ass rowboat
but it's still rowboat
where is my Lion goddammit
Mez 20-Oct-17 12:04 AM
When’s DORNE
LION A SHIT
Stan Halen 20-Oct-17 02:55 AM
Do you guys also play Warhammer?
It always looked fun. Never tried it but i played a little of the battletech game years ago.
I was always a MTG nerd
Future 20-Oct-17 03:21 AM
i mtg / pokemon
want to get into warhammer now that i know a group that plays
its just a time to paint a army / money thing
got into table top games like that a little bit ago via star wars armada but the armada scene is so small its not worth keeping up with
and theres no painting even though im awful at it
Stan Halen 20-Oct-17 03:47 AM
I got into a DND group recently
Mez 20-Oct-17 02:09 PM
Yeah I play both age of sigmar and 40k
viking 20-Oct-17 03:06 PM
just 40k here
but I do have a few bloodletters and a herald of khorne
so I could start a sigmar army i guess
viking 20-Oct-17 04:28 PM
Mez 21-Oct-17 03:49 AM
Good post OP
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 08:43 PM
so guys, i'd like to run a Mage the Awakening campaign
i'm still in school and my schedule is a little wishy washy
but it'd like to get the wheels turning, we need a paper game in this discord
4-5 people max, no rp required but encouraged
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 08:45 PM
I'm on board
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 08:46 PM
you're the wind beneath my wings tay
❤
Hori 23-Oct-17 08:50 PM
i was interested way back when
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 08:51 PM
@Future @hindered @knockout @Talljoe @Rejd
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 08:52 PM
yeah I know there were some that were interested, I got super sick
my memory is patchwork at best
but i'm good enough I think to start it up again
https://files.fm/u/xadyemee The 2nd edition Mage rulebook and WoD rulebook Download these two books, character creation is a little wonky so we'll go over what kind of mage you want to play and i'll create a mage for you to play in a one shot and we can adjust from there once you have a better feeling for what you want to play, focus on reading the paths/arcanas to get an idea of the types of magic there is. Paths: http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Path_(MTAw) Orders: http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Order_(MTAw) Arcanums: http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Arcanum_(MTAw) Roll20 Invite Link: https://app.roll20.net/join/2685612/yt6Vqw (edited)
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A Path is a mage's personal connection to a Watchtower through one of the Supernal Realms. It is through this connection that the mage is able to draw down mana and work magic in the Fallen World...
The Orders are large groups of mages in Mage: The Awakening, united along philosophical lines (but not always completely by choice). These groups find newly Awakened mages, provide them with...
An Arcanum (plural Arcana) is one of ten divisions of the Tapestry. Each Arcanum originates from one of five Supernal Realms; each Supernal Realm is the source of two Arcana: the Subtle Arcana...
knockout 23-Oct-17 08:57 PM
what
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 08:57 PM
i've lost my pinning privileges ;/
knockout 23-Oct-17 08:57 PM
shadowrun deez
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 08:57 PM
I haven't played shadowrun in a long time sorry ;/
knockout 23-Oct-17 08:58 PM
im going to sleep take it up w/my secretary @hindered
hindered 23-Oct-17 08:59 PM
id play something, but im wary of nebulous schedules
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:00 PM
i'd try to play every saturday or sunday
forbidding some terrible unplanned disaster
homework is more or less a non issue now so I have time on the weekends
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:01 PM
afternoons may work
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:01 PM
I think we'll hammer down the timings once we can confirm 3-5 people
but i'm pretty open as far as timings go, i'd strongly prefer the weekend though
2 hours or so at max per session I feel is good as well
otherwise it drags on too long
Tay starts to drown innocent people past 2 hours
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:03 PM
It will have to be after football season
Remind me to give you pin privilege back later
It got wiped with the category update
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:03 PM
i'll shoot you a message
later on
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:04 PM
Just kidding
I can do it on mobile
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:04 PM
oh snap (edited)
Pinned a message.
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:08 PM
i could swear i had a hard copy of that, but i cant find it
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:08 PM
I left my books in montreal sadly
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:16 PM
what does this WoD book add
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:17 PM
general setting
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:17 PM
it's just the base rules of the world, the Mage book contains most everything we'll need but we may need to refer to some stuff in the base book so it's best to have it
otherwise yes general settings, lore, some really generalized picks for perks and so on
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:19 PM
ok so for now just like pick one of the classes i guess they are?
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:19 PM
go over the arcanas/paths see what you like
the magic needs to be picked in specific ways
i'll make a character that i think will fit it and we'll do a one shot with them and we'll readjust
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:20 PM
void engineers 4 lyfe
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:20 PM
hah they're gone now I think ;/
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:20 PM
in 2nd ed?
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:21 PM
i'm not sure but you don't really read much about them
they condensed a few things in 2nd ed
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:21 PM
ill go through the book
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:21 PM
sure
there's only 3 mentions of engineers in the book and none of them are of the void variety
hindered 23-Oct-17 09:24 PM
ohhh, awakening, not ascension
im old school, got confused by 2nd edition
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:25 PM
oh i'm sorry
I think awakening is in it's second edition
Background difference between Mage: The Ascension and Mage: The Awakening include: The concept of Paradigm has largely been eliminated. It still crops up in asides, though - fantastic creatures...
There is no conflict between mages over technology versus mysticism
which is unfortunate it was pretty interesting
Hazlen 23-Oct-17 09:35 PM
is D&D coming back to bmw finally
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:36 PM
Mage not D&D
Hazlen 23-Oct-17 09:36 PM
I never got to space succ in the last game we played.
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:36 PM
Future ran D&D
i'm more of a WoD person myself
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:37 PM
Friendly reminder my insane plan worked
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:37 PM
most of your plans in the end did work
oddly
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:37 PM
smugpepe
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:38 PM
Mage lets you do that to the extreme tbh
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:38 PM
"Oh all the bad guys aren't dead yet?"
slams the ship into reverse
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:38 PM
if you want to do something as long as it's within your ability to cast you can do it
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:38 PM
can i be a bone boy
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:38 PM
the skills in the book are just examples as to the level of power you possess
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:39 PM
I still want to k ow what the consequence of eating that demon raccoon or whatever was
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:39 PM
if you want to melt someone's eyes into gold you tell me and then we agree and you roll
Hazlen 23-Oct-17 09:39 PM
I cast enlarge on my dong and resign myself to a life of sexual disatisfaction cuz i can't get it in anymore
but atleast i'll have a huge donger
it's like conan exiles, i set my slider to max.
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:39 PM
and bone boy?
like undead?
I don't see why not, you'll be really really handicapping yourself
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:40 PM
I WANT TO BE A GREAT NECROMANCER
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:40 PM
doable
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:40 PM
WITH MY SKELETON ARMIES
Hazlen 23-Oct-17 09:40 PM
too bad you probably won't be able to resurrect your dignity.
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:40 PM
doable it would just be difficult to do for a while
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:40 PM
ACKACKACKACK
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:41 PM
there's a concept known as the lie which you have to maintain, regular people don't see magic the way you see it
and it causes issues if they see gross uses of it
like throwing a fireball for instance
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:41 PM
So I have to hide my necromancy
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:41 PM
yes
so for example if someone shot a zombie of yours
it's easy to explain away why he wouldn't die
pumped up on pcp or etc
a skeleton could be glamoured to look like a person though
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:42 PM
Ok so basically I'd like to be a necromancer or use lightning and shock the gay away
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:42 PM
This sounds exciting
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:42 PM
I don't have time to read the book atm
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:42 PM
which one would you like more?
pick one
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:42 PM
Fugggg
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:42 PM
because death magic is kind of far away from force
you can change it later
if you don't like it
just keep in mind early on death magic is a subtle arcana
it's good for investigating and so on
but it's not a combat thing
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:43 PM
Hmmmm
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
but there's a lot of investigating and out of combat stuff
Hori 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
I'll do death magic I guess
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
okay
i'll get on it
asap
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
I want to get drunk at a bar
Roll to see if im drunk?
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
roll 4 d10 2 successes
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
Could you pass out?
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
roll enough critical failures
sure
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:44 PM
Like if your constitution was low
Lets do this
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
Natural 20 and I delete BMW
Rejd 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
Currently in a homebrew setting with some friends and had to share an incredible moment that happened in our campaign. Backstory: Our Paladin...
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
hah
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
🎲 => 20
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
Hm
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
Omg
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
oh fux
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
BMW is dead tho
Rejd 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
bye
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
I said BMW
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
We’re WTT
Rejd 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
nice knowing y'all
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
Pinned a message.
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
BMW is already gone
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
Pinned a message.
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:45 PM
smugpepe
1 and I delete wtt
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:46 PM
🎲 => 6
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:46 PM
phew
should do it once a month
like an ultimate russian roulette
Rejd 23-Oct-17 09:47 PM
I much prefer to roll for prudes bhole
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:47 PM
We’ll just regroup
Coathanger MD 23-Oct-17 09:48 PM
Roll for butthole audit (edited)
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:48 PM
.roll 1d20
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:48 PM
🎲 => 13
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:48 PM
Dubs and I ban someone
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:49 PM
Taylor "Spooky" Swift
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:49 PM
Oh I'm dumb
.roll 1d1000
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:49 PM
🎲 => 514
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:52 PM
Dubs and Tay bans a “random” green
.roll 1d100
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:52 PM
🎲 => 53
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 09:53 PM
.roll 69d69
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:53 PM
🎲 => 2325 [9,3,59,22,42,31,66,45,26,40,42,32,33,25,12,24,47,2,48,28,25,20,56,4,38,68,20,40,64,52,49,13,43,54,33,63,44,43,51,11,20,53,20,6,58,18,47,21,20,38,34,10,35,35,42,20,19,32,36,50,20,66,32,5,28,56,56,20,1]
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:54 PM
Trips and I ban a red
.roll 1d10000
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:54 PM
🎲 => 9643
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:54 PM
Quads and I ban hindered
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:54 PM
🎲 => 62968
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:54 PM
.roll 1d100000
Hazlen 23-Oct-17 09:55 PM
trips and i ban succ
.roll 1d10000
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:55 PM
🎲 => 8004
Taylor Swift 23-Oct-17 09:56 PM
Dubs and Succ gets bmw
.roll 1d1000
TrapBot BOT 23-Oct-17 09:56 PM
🎲 => 660
Longsaddle 23-Oct-17 09:56 PM
;o
Stan Halen 23-Oct-17 10:05 PM
Welp
He gets nothing
Future 24-Oct-17 01:04 AM
Tabletopppppp
knockout 24-Oct-17 08:30 AM
@Taylor Swift you cant roll to shut down. BMW is technically mine. I won it in a roll
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 09:17 AM
@Hori i'll have your character done later today (edited)
Hori 24-Oct-17 10:34 AM
No rush
Ok cool
@Taylor Swift pick a magic fucko
Let's get this shit rollin
I wanna table top
Taylor Swift 24-Oct-17 11:18 AM
Pick deez
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 12:09 PM
Okay Ritsu your character is essentially done, i've left the aspirations and merits blank for now as those are things you'll def want to pick as time goes on
log onto roll20 and let me know when you do it so I can give you control of your sheet
Hori 24-Oct-17 12:14 PM
ok im in
Taylor Swift 24-Oct-17 12:14 PM
Is there a list of magics? Is it in the pinned stuff?
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 12:14 PM
i'll pin some more stuff up in a few minutes
Ritsu can you control your sheet now?
Hori 24-Oct-17 12:15 PM
yep
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 12:15 PM
perfect
i'd suggest you read up about the Moros and the Seers of the Throne
or if you prefer something different change them as you will, just leave notesi n your additional info of what you change so i know
Hori 24-Oct-17 12:16 PM
ok
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 12:18 PM
@Taylor Swift i've edited the pin to have the orders, paths and arcanums for Mage, it'll have explanations on everything
hindered 24-Oct-17 01:48 PM
ive joined in roll20, can you just give me a blank sheet with edit permissions?
i can have a char by this weekend
ill PM you when i have more concept
(i dont really want one made for me, but im happy to work within ST confines)
Stan Halen 24-Oct-17 02:04 PM
I want to play
knockout 24-Oct-17 02:06 PM
What are y’all playing
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 02:08 PM
i'll make one for you hindered
should be done now
an empty sheet I mean
hindered 24-Oct-17 02:28 PM
cool thx
Hori 24-Oct-17 03:04 PM
Mage the awakening @knockout
knockout 24-Oct-17 03:05 PM
That’s wod right?
Hori 24-Oct-17 03:06 PM
Yeah
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 03:06 PM
yessir
Hori 24-Oct-17 03:06 PM
The stuff for it is in the most recent pin
knockout 24-Oct-17 03:19 PM
Thanks
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 03:22 PM
I need to make a correction, I used the wrong character sheet for the game and Roll20 doesn't let you load a different one to my understanding so there's a new room: https://app.roll20.net/join/2685612/yt6Vqw This is also edited in the pin (edited)
Hori 24-Oct-17 03:23 PM
ok will you need to transfer to me again?
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 03:23 PM
yeah i'll do it now, just join and leave if you like and i'll give the sheet to you
Hori 24-Oct-17 03:24 PM
kk joined
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 03:24 PM
should be good to go now
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 03:31 PM
Pinned a message.
Longsaddle 24-Oct-17 06:56 PM
@hindered I added you to your sheet so you can make your character
hindered 24-Oct-17 06:58 PM
thx
Marski 25-Oct-17 05:19 PM
how do alignments actually work
i assumed that chaotic neutral means that you are a character with neutral goals and chaotic means of pursuing them
but this pathfinder wiki says a chaotic neutral character does whatever the fuck he wants
randomly
Longsaddle 25-Oct-17 05:36 PM
ugh alignments are really dependant on who you ask
some people will say chaotic neutral is just akin to the joekr for instance
joker*
but I prefer a more nuanced description
a lot of player will use CN as a way to not roleplay because "they do whatever they please"
I feel that's kind of cheating the system
Cubear 25-Oct-17 06:32 PM
Chaotic neutral Should mean, in the context of D&D , somebody that bristles at authority and the rules and constraints put upon them by society.
the neutral part refers to the good/evil axis, which basically means you don't really fuck with people that can't afford to be fucked with, but you also aren't gonna go around helping somebody just because their life sucks
generally alignment should serve as the barest minimum of a guide as to how your character thinks, feels, and acts, because there's more than 9 people in the world so there's more than 9 personalities, too
you can also change it anytime you want, if you feel that what you've chosen doesn't actually reflect your character in the end (barring classes that have alignment restrictions)
i had one character that i had claimed True Neutral, but when i got down to it he was helping people and forming bonds and not expecting rewards for help, so i shifted him to Neutral Good and generally everybody agreed. (edited)
hindered 25-Oct-17 06:46 PM
your alignment can shift, and should
you just needed to kick a few orphans
sick orphans
Longsaddle 25-Oct-17 06:46 PM
a fallen paladin is always a great hook
Taylor Swift 25-Oct-17 06:48 PM
Rmember that time Longsaddle died and we fucked up every single chance we had to save him
Hori 25-Oct-17 06:50 PM
yea lmbo
i think i gave some stupid ass item i didnt care about and it didnt res him
Longsaddle 25-Oct-17 07:10 PM
yes I remember that
ritsu put up a fake gem
and rolled an 11 or something
Marski 26-Oct-17 08:50 AM
@Cubear that's how i figured it worked
because it actually makes sense
but so many sources spout retardation that chaotic means your character is lol randumb
viking 26-Oct-17 09:29 AM
so is anyone gonna get the new Necromunda
Hazlen 26-Oct-17 10:11 AM
theres a new one eyepop
viking 26-Oct-17 11:06 AM
yeah coming out in a few weeks
2d sewer fights in the box
kinda like zone mortalis
then a season book like bloodbowl with terrain rules in it, and campaigns and shit
looks cool as fuck
Marski 26-Oct-17 05:17 PM
is there a way to play d&d 5e in some type of interactive form
like on a computer
i just wanna see how the rules work
Longsaddle 26-Oct-17 05:17 PM
we had a roll20 5e campaign here
a little while ago
Future ran it I was one of the players
Marski 26-Oct-17 05:18 PM
i meant like a video game like baldurs gate was for d&d back in the day
Longsaddle 26-Oct-17 05:18 PM
o
hrm
i'm not very sure to be honest
Marski 26-Oct-17 05:19 PM
apparently sword coast legends is
gonna download this
way easier than reading an entire rulebook
Longsaddle 26-Oct-17 05:22 PM
tbf 5e is really streamlined
you can pick it up super fast while playing
hindered 26-Oct-17 05:24 PM
@Marski Baldur's Gate
oh you mention that. thats about as close as it gets.
Marski 26-Oct-17 05:27 PM
ya i need to learn the specific rules
so i dont look like a fucking idiot
what the heck is a sorcery point
Coathanger MD 26-Oct-17 05:29 PM
Jew magic
hindered 26-Oct-17 05:35 PM
neverwinter nights
Hori 26-Oct-17 05:35 PM
Divos
Longsaddle 26-Oct-17 05:39 PM
sorcery points are part of the sorcerer's metamagic
they have special abilites that cost sorcery points in addition to their spellcasting
Marski 26-Oct-17 05:55 PM
that only gave way to more questions
Longsaddle 26-Oct-17 06:02 PM
you have an amount of points that is determined by your level in sorcerer
which lets you do things like cast a spell twice, extend it's range
you can also convert sorcery points back into spell slots
and vice versa
but I can't remember the rate of exchange
Marski 26-Oct-17 06:08 PM
oh i see
my brane is just not very receptive to new information right now
i just spent like 5 hours unraveling circuitry
and i feel like i understand them even less now
Longsaddle 26-Oct-17 06:08 PM
that's fair, i'm very sick and my memory retention is really poor now
Marski 26-Oct-17 06:09 PM
its pretty crazy when u do work when youre sleep deprived
at least in my case
my work will be perfectly fine
i will just have next to now recollection of doing it
so i'll come back to some code i wrote on 4 hours of sleep one day and i'll have no idea how it works
Cubear 26-Oct-17 11:51 PM
Sorcery points are the core mechanics of the sorceror class
you have a bank of 'em and can convert spells into and out of them with your bonus action each turn. (edited)
for instance, when you start your day, you could spend the time to convert all your level 1 slots into sorcery points, and then buy more level 3 slots for your spells with them
it's obviously not a 1 to 1 trade but it means you can cast more powerful spells over the course of the day
when you get metamagic it will give you a cost in sorcery points for said metamagic
for examples, let's look at Quicken and Twin metamagics
Quicken on a spell makes that spell cast as your bonus action, leaving your Action and Move completely free for other things
and it costs 2 sorcery points, all the time
Twinned lets you target two targets with a spell but only when the spell cast at the level you are casting can only target one
and it costs sorcery points equal to the spell's level
so a level 3 spell would be 3 sorcery points
i hope this helped
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:28 PM
can i play d&d with u guys
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:28 PM
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:30 PM
dont appropriate my countrys meme thank u
heres my character concept
hes a chaotic neutral half demon half elf rogue with a katana and he basically does whatever i want him to do
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:31 PM
Pass
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:32 PM
so glad i passed
are u still mad about me calling u based
its a compliment
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:33 PM
Your gimmick has just gotten old tbqh
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:33 PM
i mean i need to amuse myself somehow
all you guys post is jews this blacks that
but enough about me lets talk about some tabletop
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:34 PM
We arent playing DnD anyways, we're starting a Magic game
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:36 PM
you mean like WoD
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:36 PM
🤷🏿
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:37 PM
or the card game
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:38 PM
WoD I guess, because its not MtG
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:39 PM
it is world of darkness yes
or as i prefer world of dankness
☁
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:41 PM
wod is good except with magic you have to crack open the 300 page rulebook and make a 3 minute incantation every time you want to light a cigarette with your finger
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
its mage the awakening
not magic
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
thats what i meant
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
🤷🏿
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
taylors denotative abilities confused me
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
its gonna be a good time either way
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
break a leg
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:42 PM
im pretty sure we arent gonna be reading out 3 minute incantations
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:43 PM
Casual
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:43 PM
we'll be reading 3 hour incantations getin
Marski 27-Oct-17 01:44 PM
back when i was playing wod mage
i had the amazing plan of making a portal to the moon and throwing people in it
but my dreams were crushed when i read that you basically need to prepare a portal for like a decade unless youre an insane supermage at which point you can do whatever you want already
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:45 PM
so spend the 10 years you pussy
everything is worth it if your master plan works
@Taylor Swift knows
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:46 PM
smugpepe
Hori 27-Oct-17 01:46 PM
some SERIOUS bullshit goin on in that campaign
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 01:47 PM
layouts bullshit skin of our ass plan
Team: That will NEVER work DM: Yeah thats insane
3 hours later
Team: Holy shit that worked
!smug
YinBot BOT 27-Oct-17 01:48 PM
Longsaddle 27-Oct-17 02:29 PM
@Marski space magic should allow you to open portals more or less at will
the distance is the tough factor
Teleportation (Space ••••) Practice: Patterning Primary Factor: Potency Suggested Rote Skills: Larceny, Persuasion, Science By means of this spell, the mage transforms her subject’s cur- rent location, effectively moving it from point to point without crossing the intervening space. She can, for example, summon a subject to her from anywhere in the world, banish someone to the outer reaches of Siberia, or teleport herself. By default, the subject’s current location and destination must both be within sensory range, but the mage may employ the Sympathetic Range Attainment on one of them.
i'd consider making a portal to be level 3 space
Marski 27-Oct-17 02:57 PM
i think mage in general should be a lot more lax in that regard
seems like everything cool is behind a massive time and effort investment
Longsaddle 27-Oct-17 03:08 PM
I have dmed and played mage in a way that I think is a lot less uhh
bothersome
i'm more interested in telling a good story vs mechanics
so if a mechanic interferes with something i'll either brush it off or figure out a way to make it work
Hori 27-Oct-17 05:43 PM
either way @Taylor Swift needs to pick a magic
ree
since i assume its going to be tay me and @hindered
Longsaddle 27-Oct-17 06:50 PM
I believe i'll do 3-5 at most
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 06:52 PM
4 would be ideal
@Future Dont be a cuck
Longsaddle 27-Oct-17 06:52 PM
I think so too but if someone wanted to play I wouldn't just so no
say no*
Future 27-Oct-17 07:40 PM
Maaaaan time things are hard lately
I guess im in
What time do we do it at
Taylor Swift 27-Oct-17 07:48 PM
We need to drop one of those when people are available things
Id PREFER Tuesday or Wednesday night
Wednesday ideally
Hori 27-Oct-17 08:02 PM
longsaddle said weekends
Longsaddle 28-Oct-17 09:41 AM
It would more than likely be Friday Saturday or Sunday but if it needs to happen other days I think I can make it work
Future 29-Oct-17 01:24 PM
Saturday would pry be best for me
Well Saturday is the day Taylor pays homage to all things college foot ball
I could pry do Sunday too depending on the time
Taylor Swift 29-Oct-17 03:25 PM
That ends in 4 weeks though
Jesus of Methleham 30-Oct-17 07:03 PM
You kikes got room for your D&D party? Would be down to play
Longsaddle 30-Oct-17 08:54 PM
it's WoD mage
and I think we're at 5 depending on what Future/Tay want to do
so if you're interested I suggest you look into how to make a character and you can be a sub player or take over for someone else
viking 30-Oct-17 09:21 PM
fuck painting Helbrutes
Jesus of Methleham 31-Oct-17 02:12 AM
Never played mage
Marski 31-Oct-17 08:02 AM
my WoD character is an old mongolian khan sent from the past
to right wrongs of modern western society
he uses an ice enchanted bow
Future 31-Oct-17 12:35 PM
I’m in
🎃 3
Hori 02-Nov-17 11:25 AM
mage start when
Longsaddle 02-Nov-17 05:40 PM
when everyone creates or confirms their character to me (edited)
i'll do a google time thingy
we'll hash out a good date/alternate dates
hindered 02-Nov-17 07:48 PM
im pretty locked in, but we need to have one convo. though im reasonably certain i wont be the holdup.
🙄 1
Longsaddle 02-Nov-17 10:06 PM
whenever you like
Mez 03-Nov-17 01:34 AM
When it’s released, would anyone be interested in either warhammer 3rd or the new AoS tabletop rpg?
Longsaddle 03-Nov-17 09:15 AM
I could give it a shot
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-17 10:59 AM
Yeah sounds interesting
viking 03-Nov-17 05:35 PM
hell id be down for that
i havent played a proper rpg since battlelords of the 23rd century
Coathanger MD 03-Nov-17 05:37 PM
White chocolate is best chocolate you uncultured nigger
viking 03-Nov-17 05:38 PM
thats random for the tabletop channel
Coathanger MD 03-Nov-17 05:39 PM
Rip wrong channel
YinBot BOT 03-Nov-17 05:39 PM
Ya, RIP
Coathanger MD 03-Nov-17 05:39 PM
I'm way too tired
viking 03-Nov-17 05:39 PM
lmao
fuck yes, Dark Angels codex getting released next
with Blood Angels
Just in from Blood & Glory, we’ve got some exciting announcements; from the next 3(!) codexes, to a new hero …
then Daemons
which I suppose I'll get too because I have some bloodletters and a herald
Mez 03-Nov-17 05:58 PM
For some reason pairing the models from the shadespire box are burning me out of painting
Just sucking the enthusiasm out of me
Maybe it’s cause monopose and I usually plaint In subassembly
viking 03-Nov-17 06:31 PM
yeah I do that too
im doing the helbrute from DV right now and its a pain in the dick
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-17 06:11 PM
Never 4get
Hori 05-Nov-17 06:12 PM
god DAMMIT
LETS PLAY MAGE ree
@Septapus hugemoji ree
Septapus BOT 05-Nov-17 06:12 PM
Hori 05-Nov-17 06:14 PM
i can be megumin again 🙏🏿
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-17 06:17 PM
@Longsaddle I guess I need a hand with my character sheet
Since im functionally retarded
Hori 05-Nov-17 06:17 PM
he told us to pick a magic type
and he'll make something for hte one shot
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-17 06:18 PM
Oh right
Longsaddle 05-Nov-17 09:49 PM
yeah Tay go through the list(it's pretty small) for combinations of mages it goes by orders pick one and i'll make a quick character for you
if you like it then after the one shot you can continue with it, build it the way you like or do something else
if you give me more detail I can make the character more to your liking
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-17 09:51 PM
Whats uh
The general setting and expectations
Longsaddle 05-Nov-17 09:51 PM
we're doing the campaign in Montreal Quebec
monder day setting
modern*
i'm not sure what you mean by expectations
amalilakab 05-Nov-17 11:27 PM
I'd totes make a mage character if people jump out
Hori 05-Nov-17 11:28 PM
@Taylor Swift pick your magic type ree
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-17 04:57 PM
Time, I guess?
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 05:41 PM
so the only time mages are of the Acanthus path
they do fate/time
make sure you like the look of those magics
and if you do i'll make a sheet asap
just join the roll20 game at some point so I can assign it to you
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-17 05:42 PM
I think I did
Also I reappropriated the fang bangers role for this
@deleted-role
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 05:48 PM
if you haven't just take a look at fate/time and see if you like the look of it and let me know when you do
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-17 05:49 PM
👌🏿
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 05:53 PM
you're going to have one of them at level 3 so you'll be able to to do things at that level just to give you an idea
Hori 06-Nov-17 05:59 PM
i dont have the gay magicians role
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 05:59 PM
same
Hori 06-Nov-17 06:00 PM
!join-role gay magicians
YinBot BOT 06-Nov-17 06:00 PM
@Hori, Role ain't whitelisted
Hori 06-Nov-17 06:00 PM
sadtay
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-17 06:01 PM
!add-role Gay Magicians
!join-role Gay
YinBot BOT 06-Nov-17 06:01 PM
@Taylor Swift, Unable to find role
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-17 06:02 PM
!join-role Gay Magicians
Hori 06-Nov-17 06:02 PM
!join-role Gay Magicians
there we go
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 06:02 PM
!join-role Gay Magicians
Rejd 06-Nov-17 06:27 PM
You could always @ it!
hindered 06-Nov-17 06:55 PM
my guy is arc-anus too
Future 06-Nov-17 07:20 PM
How much stuff do I need to learn mage
Why didn’t they adapt mage to current wod
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 07:23 PM
it uses most of the same mechanics
if I remember correctly
Future 06-Nov-17 07:24 PM
Is there a pinned thing I should read to make a character
Longsaddle 06-Nov-17 07:24 PM
character creation is a little iffy but doable
there's a section in the book
that details it
i've pinned a link to the rulebook
you have a lot more tabletop experience than most here so I think it should be pretty simple for you to do but if not I caqn help or make a quick character for you
viking 07-Nov-17 01:22 PM
I wish I could do that
Bear in the Woods 08-Nov-17 02:35 PM
Found a box of Tempestus Scions for $15 today, hopefully I can get around to them soon
Future 09-Nov-17 10:05 PM
Guys great news my Pokémon cards came in the mail today
Longsaddle 13-Nov-17 02:03 PM
@deleted-role to those whom have you character sheets done/done by me you're good to go, if not please let me know if you're making your own or would like me to do so, if you're electing to have me do it please make sure what kind of mage you'd like to be by reading the orders/paths/magic part of the book it gives you a good idea of what each school of magic does (edited)
Hori 13-Nov-17 02:30 PM
Yes I want to plau
ree
Longsaddle 13-Nov-17 02:34 PM
I think I made your sheet a while ago Ritsu
In fact I think you and Hindered are the ones that are done
Taylor Swift 13-Nov-17 02:36 PM
What else did you need from me
Longsaddle 13-Nov-17 02:36 PM
if i'm doing your sheet I just need to know what path you're following (edited)
I think you chose Acanthus but I wanted you to make sure you still wanted to pick that
Taylor Swift 13-Nov-17 02:38 PM
Yeah
Longsaddle 13-Nov-17 02:42 PM
if that's still your pick I can make a sheet for you, just log onto the roll20 at some point so I can give you control over the sheet
Longsaddle 14-Nov-17 06:01 PM
@Future Are you making your own character or would you like me to?
Future 17-Nov-17 11:54 PM
shit
i dont think ill have time
just to much going on to play
trying to do less screen time
@Longsaddle ^
Not sure if twitch channel or table top but lets watch https://www.twitch.tv/videos/202010370 the london internationals for pokemon this weekend
PokemonTCG_EU - Pokémon Trading Card Game - Twitch
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 11:21 AM
@Future that's totally cool, there's always a spot open for you if you decide otherwise
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 04:58 PM
@here I believe I have 3 players @Taylor Swift @hindered @Hori I can have 1-2 more people join
Quornes 18-Nov-17 04:58 PM
for what game
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 04:59 PM
Mage the Awakening
Quornes 18-Nov-17 04:59 PM
over voice or discord pbp?
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 04:59 PM
over voice/roll 20
Quornes 18-Nov-17 04:59 PM
what day/time
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 04:59 PM
TBA
Quornes 18-Nov-17 05:00 PM
hmm i would, but my schedule is shit. I have sundays/mondays, but work nights so other days dont work
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-17 05:01 PM
Sundays would be ok
Not busy
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 05:05 PM
i'm thinking one of the weekend days/evenings
saturday/sunday
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-17 05:07 PM
Saturday is no good for me for the next few weeks
Quornes 18-Nov-17 05:09 PM
could do sundays. not this sunday, but after that
always wanted to play Mage the Awakening
as a side note, im probably gonna do a Shadowrun discord pbp soon. probably a recruit up in the next week
Deleted User 18-Nov-17 06:09 PM
lock n load chummers
Longsaddle 18-Nov-17 10:55 PM
that's the kind of shit you'll encounter in Mage
and you won't be able to fight it
much less understand it
Taylor Swift 18-Nov-17 11:13 PM
Love it
Fucking love it
Hazlen 18-Nov-17 11:13 PM
so good
Lancek 18-Nov-17 11:16 PM
stonk
Mez 19-Nov-17 01:30 AM
Fuck I want to start an imperial fist army
But I already have 1k of smurfs
And a guilliman
And two dreads. One redemptor and one contemptor
What do
But fuck man I love that color scheme
Longsaddle 19-Nov-17 11:43 AM
imperial fists are p.kickin rad
too bad yellow is so damn hard to paint well
Mez 19-Nov-17 12:48 PM
@Longsaddle it’s not really. Prime in army painter skeleton bone spray, presaged agrax and lahmian medium. Shade all over with Cassandora yellow. Edge highlight with screaming skull.
The trick is utilizing shades on a light base
Don’t actually paint the yellow.
I continue with my Horus Heresy painting tutorial series by taking a look at the Imperial Fists legion. You can support me for as little as $1 a month over o...
Basically how my boy at the flgs does his
Future 19-Nov-17 09:06 PM
Went to a Pokémon league cup today got 4th with a super off meta deck was 2 prizes from going undefeated and winning
Longsaddle 19-Nov-17 10:43 PM
one of the reasons I wished I still lived in Montreal was to play Magic
the population is too small where I live to have any sort of scene
and I don't want to drive 2 hours to play each friday
or 6 hours to play in a GP (edited)
King Slime 19-Nov-17 11:21 PM
play modo
Future 20-Nov-17 01:48 AM
I’m gonna get back into magic when magic arena drops
I️ can’t get back into the current online client it’s really brutal
King Slime 20-Nov-17 08:32 AM
I tried to get back in a few months ago, but the client kept crashing like 5 minutes into every game
which is weird because I remember the old client being stable
Future 20-Nov-17 03:32 PM
i think it still is the old client just not well maintained
i could be wrong
knockout 20-Nov-17 06:13 PM
mtgo is the biggest piece of garbage software ever
it makes microsoft access look like apple messages
hindered 20-Nov-17 06:34 PM
and yet you choose to spend your time and money on it
knockout 20-Nov-17 06:40 PM
woaaahhhh siCk BuRNNnn
let's look at your recently played in steam
i think the evidence speaks for itself
Taylor Swift 20-Nov-17 06:43 PM
thonking
knockout 20-Nov-17 06:43 PM
well, i certainly didnt write "gay" all over those games
Quornes 20-Nov-17 06:47 PM
rocket league is good though
knockout 20-Nov-17 06:48 PM
@hindered is gay midas
anything he touches turns gay
which explains me
being gay
hindered 20-Nov-17 07:48 PM
what a meltdown
also please ban for doxxing
knockout 20-Nov-17 07:51 PM
put me out of my misery
Hazlen 20-Nov-17 07:53 PM
y'all ever fuck?
King Slime 20-Nov-17 07:57 PM
gay midas apparently turned the world gay so now no one can fuck
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 07:59 PM
gays fuck dogg ;/
knockout 20-Nov-17 08:02 PM
especially @hindered
(he's a power bottom)
King Slime 20-Nov-17 08:04 PM
lol what do u stick the penis in the guys peehole?
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 08:39 PM
well duh
faggot
Quornes 20-Nov-17 08:40 PM
would anyone here be interested in a Shadowrun 5e Discord PbP. Would have to be willing to post once a day, even if its just "I shoot the guy"
alsoe @Longsaddle what spells are good to take Praxis on?
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 08:49 PM
you need to keep in mind that the spells listed in the book are just examples of what you can do with that type of magic at that level
King Slime 20-Nov-17 08:49 PM
I've never played 5e is it any good?
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 08:49 PM
you can cast literally anything you like as long as we both agree on it
i've never really played with praxes
so I couldn't tell you what a good spell to take would be
Quornes 20-Nov-17 08:50 PM
@King Slime its better and its worse
I was thinking more, what are praxes good for really
just lowers it to 3 success for a critical success right?
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 08:50 PM
well they make a spell easier to get a "crit" on
Quornes 20-Nov-17 08:50 PM
and cant combine with rote
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 08:51 PM
I wouldn't worry about that sutff too much
the mana, rote and stuff really doesn't addm uch to the game
King Slime 20-Nov-17 08:51 PM
I'd be willing to play, but I'd need to read the book, create a character, etc
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 08:51 PM
and makes it more complicated
hindered 20-Nov-17 08:58 PM
i dont do pbp, real time or die
theres a pretty big shadowrun discord ive been lurking
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:00 PM
i'd do real time but my schedule is shit for it
plus while i've played it, never GM'd it before
also i'm already in a shadowrun discord, the runnerhub one
hindered 20-Nov-17 09:04 PM
link it
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:08 PM
they do pick up games on reddit
King Slime 20-Nov-17 09:21 PM
what day is the game?
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:37 PM
its not a day, its a discord pbp
and im still writing the recruit
on and off between jacking off and watching memes
King Slime 20-Nov-17 09:38 PM
but my character's blade is thirsty for blood
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:38 PM
have you played/read shadowrun before?
King Slime 20-Nov-17 09:40 PM
yeah, i've played the pc game and the snes game
plus i watched the lcg world championships last week on twitch
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:41 PM
lcg world champ?
not sure how that relates but yeah
shadowrun is kinda weird, in that 5e expects you to know a lot of the lore from previous versions
also CGL, the company owns Shadowrun, is aboslutely terrible at editing
and rules
and a lot of shit doesnt quite work or make sense
King Slime 20-Nov-17 09:45 PM
you need to work on your sales pitch. i'm losing intetest
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:45 PM
houserules help a lot
Taylor Swift 20-Nov-17 09:48 PM
>Reddit
Bruh
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:48 PM
bruh
Taylor Swift 20-Nov-17 09:48 PM
bruh
Quornes 20-Nov-17 09:49 PM
:dick:
:whydontwehaveadickemote:
Coathanger MD 20-Nov-17 09:50 PM
thinkplant
Taylor Swift 20-Nov-17 09:51 PM
Taking that tyvm
Coathanger MD 20-Nov-17 09:51 PM
Happy to share
Cubear 20-Nov-17 10:08 PM
dong
flaccid
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 10:25 PM
we have 4 people, @hindered @Hori @Taylor Swift @Quornes I'd like to know when is a good time for you guys, i'd prefer to do friday later afternoon-ninght or saturday/sunday(anytime)
Quornes 20-Nov-17 10:32 PM
sunday is my usual day off
but i got dicked and its not for next sunday. working on getting it off
also is this a one shot or an actual campgain
Longsaddle 20-Nov-17 10:45 PM
one shot
then turning into a campaign if all goes well
Hori 20-Nov-17 11:24 PM
any of those work for me just not this week cause of thanksgiving
hindered 21-Nov-17 06:03 AM
weekend afternoon is best for me
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-17 02:55 PM
Save 50% on Pokémon Trading Card Tins at @Target during their Black Friday deals! #pokemontcg #pokemoncard
@Future
knockout 22-Nov-17 02:56 PM
they got any mtg deals in there?
Taylor Swift 22-Nov-17 02:56 PM
I think its just Pokemon
knockout 22-Nov-17 02:56 PM
boo
Future 22-Nov-17 07:03 PM
Thanks fam I already saw that was in target yesterday scoping out if worth
Some of the tins have a guaranteed rare ebayable for like $9
Mez 23-Nov-17 05:20 PM
Played s few games of shadespire
Really fun game
Future 23-Nov-17 06:14 PM
People were saying that
Future 23-Nov-17 07:49 PM
Are they gonna add the forest people or any other races
Like lizard men
The current choices aren’t ultra appealing to me
Mez 24-Nov-17 12:10 PM
I’d assume so
There SCE, Khorne mortal, undead, Urks,
With skaven and fyreslayers on the way
I was dorfs
Regular dorfs
Want*
Quornes 24-Nov-17 08:26 PM
ORE works
Wild Talents
Quornes 25-Nov-17 08:57 PM
@Longsaddle what time are we starting tomorrow
Longsaddle 25-Nov-17 09:57 PM
we're not, we still haven't confirmed everything
but I expect to start within a week or two
if that's okay
Quornes 25-Nov-17 11:03 PM
How dare you. I demand you start noe
Longsaddle 25-Nov-17 11:09 PM
kk
role a d10
roll*
Quornes 25-Nov-17 11:11 PM
Roll deez nuts
deez 1
Longsaddle 25-Nov-17 11:12 PM
fuck quornes I had a bit prepared and everything
fuck
Future 26-Nov-17 03:58 AM
damnit
i wanted to see the bit
ban quornes this isnt the first thing hes fucked up
Mez 27-Nov-17 10:38 AM
I can finally make an all custodies army
Stan Halen 28-Nov-17 11:55 AM
Is this a good place to start wh40k? Someone is offering to buy it for me
hindered 28-Nov-17 12:02 PM
dont do it
Stan Halen 28-Nov-17 01:42 PM
I am
I got the monkey on my back
Support and enable my addiction, hindered
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 05:21 PM
who40k is a deep deep dark hole where you throw money into it
and you get nothing back
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 07:58 PM
@deleted-role what do we think of this weekend to do our one shot?
Hori 28-Nov-17 07:58 PM
🙏🏿
Taylor Swift 28-Nov-17 08:00 PM
Sunday?
Mez 28-Nov-17 08:02 PM
@Stan Halen yes. Dark imperium has some great sculpts
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 08:45 PM
yeah sunday sounds good to me
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 09:00 PM
I can do basically anytime past 11am pst
Taylor Swift 28-Nov-17 09:01 PM
👌🏿🙏🏿👏🏿👍🏿🎃🙌🏿😰🙏🏿
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 09:13 PM
tay would you be kind enough to stream it
or whatnot
I don't really have the setup for it
Taylor Swift 28-Nov-17 09:14 PM
👌🏿
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 10:25 PM
@deleted-role To explain a few things
whatever mage path you have chosen or chosen by me to take has spells in the rulebook in them
these spells are not the only thing you can cast, you can cast anything that would make sense within your level of power even if it's not in the book
you can tell me at for example level 3 forces
"I want to alter the conductivity in the water to make it so I don't get electrocuted in that puddle because there's a live wire in it"
I agree that it works, you roll and you succeed or fail
Hori 28-Nov-17 10:27 PM
what if i want to alter the resitance to charge transfer within the water
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 10:27 PM
i'm not sure what you mean
but most likely you can do it
Hori 28-Nov-17 10:27 PM
its the same thing from a different angle
instead of reducing conductivity you increase resistivity etc
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 10:28 PM
as long as you explain it in a way I can understand to keep things doing you're good to go
Hori 28-Nov-17 10:28 PM
im just being dumb and gay its ok
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 10:28 PM
and as long as it's doable within your level of arcana
i'm going to neglect mana/yantra/rotes for now(you can use them if you like) I find they're really ancilliary and don't add much to the experience(like weight or ammo)
Mez 28-Nov-17 10:30 PM
I love the art on this card
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 10:30 PM
Nothing is stat blocked in Mage so it's based off of success or not, armour reduces damage that's all
so fights will be a little less technical on that end
Mage is more of a story telling game so as long as you van justify your stupidity i'll do my best to keep the narrative going
if there's any questions just let me know
Hori 28-Nov-17 10:34 PM
hell yeah
it sounds fun as hell
Longsaddle 28-Nov-17 10:34 PM
I like it a lot
it's very freeform
you have a lot of freedom to do a lot of shit
you'll be facing eldritch horros, vampires and other crazy shit
Future 29-Nov-17 05:22 AM
Is that in the new iconic masters
knockout 29-Nov-17 10:05 AM
that's ixalan
IMA isn't the best Masters set but I'm enjoying it
ixalan is rad too b/c it makes tribal a little more competitive in casual and tier 2 play
Longsaddle 29-Nov-17 01:45 PM
Sorry future I deleted you saying it was a newish card by accident by trying to delete my own, just picked the wrong section
Mez 29-Nov-17 03:11 PM
I’ve never played mtg and I don’t know how. My brother just made me a deck the other day cause I said “wow these cards have cool art”
knockout 29-Nov-17 03:11 PM
bro
bruh
bruv
kiss any discretionary income goodbye
hindered 29-Nov-17 03:16 PM
blud
knockout 29-Nov-17 03:18 PM
bumblecla
(t)
Future 29-Nov-17 03:53 PM
mez plays warhammer
he already knows the deal
knockout 29-Nov-17 03:56 PM
lol
idk how one budget could support w40k and mtg
hindered 29-Nov-17 04:01 PM
well you can bet its not being spent on social activities
knockout 29-Nov-17 04:02 PM
they're multiplayer games
they are the social activities
ya dingus
Taylor Swift 29-Nov-17 04:03 PM
>socializing >2017
nty
knockout 29-Nov-17 04:03 PM
Taylor fix your gosh dang avatar and go back to actual taylor
she just dropped a new album and you're barely even repping it
Taylor Swift 29-Nov-17 04:04 PM
It reps itself
Its pure fire
knockout 29-Nov-17 04:04 PM
I am disappoint
Taylor Swift 29-Nov-17 04:04 PM
+ Im hedging my bets on tay doing something super Lefty
So I can easily transition into being 銀 full time
knockout 29-Nov-17 04:05 PM
haha
well
she'd be hard pressed to change herself so that she physically isn't an aryan ideal
Taylor Swift 29-Nov-17 04:05 PM
True
And shes never dated a black dude
knockout 29-Nov-17 04:05 PM
that you know of
Taylor Swift 29-Nov-17 04:05 PM
Oh we'd know
Hori 29-Nov-17 05:52 PM
She'd drop the hard R
👌🏿 1
Longsaddle 30-Nov-17 11:37 AM
@deleted-role what time do we want for Sunday
hindered 30-Nov-17 11:44 AM
anytime after 12
Longsaddle 30-Nov-17 11:45 AM
Pst?
Taylor Swift 30-Nov-17 12:04 PM
Cst
hindered 30-Nov-17 12:08 PM
ptsd
Quornes 30-Nov-17 02:29 PM
afternoon time?
Longsaddle 30-Nov-17 09:10 PM
how does uhh
2pm cst sound
Stan Halen 30-Nov-17 11:36 PM
I wish yall would let me play
Hori 30-Nov-17 11:36 PM
we wuz recruiting for weeks!
we have 4 right now so longsaddle might take a 5th
Stan Halen 30-Nov-17 11:37 PM
I tried to get in
Hori 30-Nov-17 11:37 PM
prob not for this 1 shot
Stan Halen 30-Nov-17 11:37 PM
...for weeks
Talk to the person running it
Taylor Swift 30-Nov-17 11:47 PM
I mean just gotta DM wongsaddle
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 12:45 AM
🤔
Suuuure.
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 12:47 AM
If a request goes unseen or unanswered pester people until it gets answered
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 01:36 AM
Im not like that
Ive tried the past month or so to get in on this.
But ehhh
Whatever
I dont like being called the hard R....
Im a white boy
Quornes 01-Dec-17 01:39 AM
i could do 2pm cst
thats like uh
12pm pst?
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 09:06 AM
@Stan Halen I did a big post and a pin and I've never heard from you to my understanding
the onl;y time you've indicated that you wanted to play was on 10/24/2017
and all you said was "I want to play"
which can mean anything to anyone
and yes @Quornes it's 12pm pst
knockout 01-Dec-17 09:18 AM
facts, b
knockout 01-Dec-17 09:49 AM
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 03:17 PM
ugh that's sad
knockout 01-Dec-17 03:59 PM
right?
its also like a g's worth
down the drain
or sinkhole
if you will
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:04 PM
i've sold all my dual lands and power 9 a little while ago
I wish I kept them
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:18 PM
for nostalgia or greater profit?
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:34 PM
a little column A little columb B
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:36 PM
fair enough
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:36 PM
I can't really play MTG like I used to, my brain can't handle everything
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:36 PM
yeah
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:36 PM
I used to grind out points and gp's
level 2 judge and all that nonsense
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:36 PM
damn, you were about that life
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:36 PM
I was pretty serious
my DCI # was like 4 digits
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:37 PM
haha dang
mine is like 9?
at least?
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:38 PM
I have a second # because someone at the chucrch did a screw up with my name
3275216
whoops 32752168
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:39 PM
still, that's pretty cool
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:39 PM
ugh my typing is terribly today
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:39 PM
and the game honestly hasn't gotten more complicated, they've just given words to a lot of the mechanics
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:39 PM
i've been playing MtG for a long time
yeah i'd have to agree
wizards has been good about that
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:39 PM
urza lands are still OP
somewhat
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:39 PM
i'd like to see some of that unstable stuff come into constructed though
ugh don't bring up urza block
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:40 PM
lol
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:40 PM
turn 0 scoops were all the rage
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:40 PM
yeah, it's still a thing in legacy but it's gotten more reasonable w/modern
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:40 PM
everyone splashed green to play crop rotation
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:40 PM
in modern, tron will get you a turn 4 scoop
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:40 PM
at least 3 masticores per deck
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:41 PM
jeez
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:41 PM
it came down to who got academy first
hell you had green stompy decks runnign academy just so the other person couldn't
and legendary rule back in the day was if it was in play no one else could play it
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:41 PM
oh right
that's insane
i kinda wish it were still like that? but i get changing it
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:42 PM
so it was t1 forest tap, crop rotation get academy go
then if he was playing blue
it was a scoop
period
I liked the sacrifice mechanic
it worked well for all the formats
especially EDH
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
i can't really get into EDH
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
it's my favorite format
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
yeah, i feel bad about myself for it
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
it's been around long enough now that it's more or less been solved
but I still like it
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
pauper? canadian frontier?
jk
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
I played Pauper a lot
and TL
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:43 PM
if i branched out of standard, i think i'd get into pauper
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:44 PM
pauper can be fun
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:44 PM
seems the most challenging
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:44 PM
there's quite a few good decks
the uh blue flash deck was mostly banned
ah christ uh
the card that you can draw 2 discard 2
untap 3 lands
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:45 PM
idk
i was gonna supreme command but that's def not pauper?
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:45 PM
you mean verdict?
aha
Frantic Search
the issue with Pauper is the meta is very tight
and the decks are really streamlined
no room or deckbuilding error
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:48 PM
yeah, that's pretty cool to me
especially b/c it's a budget formt
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:49 PM
ah well because pauper is getting a little more popular alot of the must have cards have shot up in price
desptie being commons
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:49 PM
yeah
still, it's not like $13 for a heavy played steel overseer as tcgplayer would have you pay
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:50 PM
oh for sure
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:50 PM
which i just ended up spending $11 for a medium played one for a secret santa
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:52 PM
I used to play temporal storm
for pauper
that deck was brutal
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:53 PM
what was the big combo?
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:53 PM
utterly oppressive
it was using two creatures from scourge I think
that reduce mana costs for blue/white/black spells
along with frantic search and cloud of faeries
to untap the bound lands
bounce*
and then storming out for temporal fissure
knockout 01-Dec-17 04:54 PM
that's pretty cool
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 04:54 PM
it was fun to play
but honestly it's way too powerful for pauper
knockout 01-Dec-17 05:00 PM
even better for competitive pauper getin
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 05:12 PM
frantic search was banned
making the deck impossible to pilot
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 09:31 PM
@Stan Halen you can def still play, we'll just need to make your sheet p.fast
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 09:32 PM
Heck yeah. Tell me what I gotta do
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 09:32 PM
there's a pin
with the books
get those
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 09:33 PM
Word. Im getting off work, Imma grab em.
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 09:33 PM
if you want to make your sheet follow character creation
in the book
if not
read through the paths/arcana
this will tell you which type of magic each path starts with initially
and what each arcana does
then tell me and i'll make a super quick character
based off what interests you
it needs to be done by tomorrow
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 10:14 PM
Ok Ill make it tonight. Should i post my shit in this channel before morn?
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:27 PM
you'll need to join the roll20
so I can assign a sheet for you
when you think you're done
send me a dm
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 10:28 PM
I registered
Its under my real name i wont post here but youll know it
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:28 PM
i'll be in in a sec
you can change it if you like
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 10:29 PM
Youre part of the meta channels so i dont care if you know.
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:29 PM
done
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 10:29 PM
And everyone else knows me in the group
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:29 PM
so you can go to the roll20 at any point and edit your character sheet
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 10:30 PM
Oh shit its built in?
Niice
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:30 PM
yeah
roll20 is an all inclusive dm system
Stan Halen 01-Dec-17 10:30 PM
This is nice.
Ive never played Mage but Im very familiar with DnD from ADnD 3 to DnD 5
So...could i pay to upgrade your account to support mobile?
Ill do it no prob.
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:38 PM
no need to do any upgrades
unless you need it to be mobile
everything we need is in the base experience
Mage is based on the WoD game
game=system
so it's not the same at all
so if you feel you need an explanation a bit just shoot me a dm
@Quornes you have too many merits, you need to have 10 points
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 10:43 PM
Roll20 is lit
LIT
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:44 PM
tay i'm making your character now
you wanted the time/fate witch yes
?
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 10:45 PM
はい
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:45 PM
I don't read that ching-chong wing wong
senpai
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 10:46 PM
私わゲイ
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:47 PM
me too.
do you want the taylor swift treatment
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 10:47 PM
Whats that
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:48 PM
as in you'll basically be tay swift
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 10:48 PM
Maybe
Let me reread the lore and see what I want
Might do like I did with Vamp
And be Robin
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:48 PM
okay i'll make a general character and you can make yourself more tay seift if that's what you want
was going to make performance/music a skill for you and etc
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 10:49 PM
!thinking
YinBot BOT 01-Dec-17 10:49 PM
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 10:51 PM
it's easy enough to change as you need
and we'll do the one shot to get acclimated
and after that you can readjust
@deleted-role the only thing I really can't do for your pre-made characters is the merits, it's a lot of work to pick them and they're really up to you guys so you may be a little handicapped by missing them but it won't effect much, if this bothers you you'll need to pick your own
we're also going to be using music tracks when appropriate
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 11:07 PM
Are these going to be our characters if we take this into a campaign
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 11:11 PM
you can readjust them if you don't like the magic types and etc
and go from there
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-17 11:11 PM
👌🏿
Quornes 01-Dec-17 11:14 PM
@Longsaddle will do when I get home. Will also do the actual bio
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 11:14 PM
sure
you have 12 meritsp oints not counting the high speech and order status
you get those 2 for free
Hori 01-Dec-17 11:53 PM
ok so i need to do merit things?
is it WTT mage or WTT mage 2
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 11:54 PM
wtt mage 2
it's in the pin
you don't NEED to do it
you can have none if it doesn't bother you to have none for now
Hori 01-Dec-17 11:55 PM
do i need a vice/virtue
Longsaddle 01-Dec-17 11:55 PM
no sir
Hori 02-Dec-17 12:02 AM
what is awakened/sleepwalker
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 12:10 AM
those are people who have the ability to see through the lie
but haven't yet
Hori 02-Dec-17 12:11 AM
i guess i dont really know what im supposed to be shooting for with these merits
i read through them all but
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 12:16 AM
they're mroe or less feats from Dn
DnD
they ive your chracter little buffs
my typing is garbage today
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 12:33 AM
so again if none of it really makes heads or tails with you don't worry about it
Quornes 02-Dec-17 01:40 AM
The two contact merits are from the
Professional training merit
Away from it, not sure if that's it's name
Quornes 02-Dec-17 05:19 AM
yeah thats what it is
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 10:39 AM
ah I see
make your merits 0 if they are from skills
throws me off
sorry I misunderstood
Mez 02-Dec-17 12:59 PM
Going to the NYC warhammer / Games Workshop today
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:07 PM
don't spend too much
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:09 PM
I just ordered the Dark Imperium box!
I suck at drawing...i hope i can paint these miniatures half-ass
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:10 PM
If you shake any its going to suck
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:10 PM
I dont shake
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:10 PM
I shake slightly and painting figs its a pain
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:11 PM
I did when i drank. Its one of many reasons i quit
hindered 02-Dec-17 01:11 PM
what time tomorrow?
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:11 PM
Im used to being very level handed even when anxious af
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:12 PM
Thats why I like plastic models, much easier to paint and less little paint things needed
thonking Do we need a hobby channel?
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:12 PM
The WH40K minis arent plastic?
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:12 PM
@hindered we decided on 2pm cst
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:12 PM
I meant like
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:12 PM
Channel bloat, no.
TrapBot BOT 02-Dec-17 01:12 PM
Taylor Swift: Georgia Fan
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:13 PM
hah
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:13 PM
>channel bloat >bad thing
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:13 PM
I haven't done a model kit in 15 years
i'd say no tay but you know better than me
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:13 PM
Im just noticing a lot of conflicting things in this channel
It might be better to make a temporary mage channel
hindered 02-Dec-17 01:15 PM
k
no give the figurine and card players their own fairy factory
#moneysink
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:17 PM
Yeah
For us tabletop and mtg nerds
I play that shit all the time.
Hori 02-Dec-17 01:17 PM
Ok murdock
smugpepe
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:18 PM
.yt murdock freaks out about hearthstone
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:18 PM
Perfect
Hori 02-Dec-17 01:18 PM
🙏
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:18 PM
God that image was so good
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:18 PM
I like a lot of the hobby stuff being here, make it a Tabletop/Hobby channel
I don't think a hobby channel by itself would amount ot much and the mage stuff is easy enough to get througho n pins and mentions
that reminds me, all the mage players should join the gay magicians role
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:20 PM
Did I make it joinable?
Hori 02-Dec-17 01:20 PM
Yes
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:20 PM
👌🏿
Hori 02-Dec-17 01:20 PM
At least that's how I joined it
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:21 PM
!list-roles
YinBot BOT 02-Dec-17 01:21 PM
@Taylor Swift, Available roles:
Gay Magicians, PUBG Crawlers, TurnLeftists, Guildmans, Dungeon Dwellers, Warfam, Destined To Suck
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:21 PM
Yep
Quornes 02-Dec-17 01:21 PM
how do i join the role?
!join-role
YinBot BOT 02-Dec-17 01:21 PM
@Quornes, Missing params
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 01:21 PM
!join-role Gay Magicians
Quornes 02-Dec-17 01:22 PM
!join-role Gay Magicians
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:22 PM
!join-role Gay Magicians
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:34 PM
so i'm going to to over this again tomorrow but i'll do it now just in case: we're doing a modern day campaign of Mage situated in Montreal Quebec, it will contain a fair bit of people/characters important in the area, obvs if you're not from there it won't mean much to you but I like to use real people and make up alternate histories for flavour
will also use real locations
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:35 PM
That sounds legit
Google maps banned???
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:35 PM
it won't help you anyway so google map all you like, youm ight find some nice restaurants if you ever visit
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:36 PM
Lol
Only part of Canada ive been to isOntario
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:36 PM
Mage is not like D&D where the spells are set in stone, you can cast whatever you like as long as I agree it works/fits into your level of arcana, the spells in the books are simply examples of what those arcana levels are capable of (edited)
Stan Halen 02-Dec-17 01:36 PM
Im making up my shit now. Like i said, ill buy you a premium roll20 account so i can play on mobile.
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 01:39 PM
If something doesn't work rules wise we agree on a compromise and do that, the game is more about story telling with that being said you can do stupidities and etc as it's relatively easy to work around most things i.e "a wizard did it"
but keep in mind that many of the beings you'll encounter can easily rip your spine out or drive you mad with a whisper so discretion is probably wise
you're going to be rolling using the character sheets as it does all the calculations for you and we'll go over that in more detail tomorrow but if you're not aware WoD uses d10's and not d20's and it's based on successes which are 8,9 or 10's (edited)
so if you're doing something easy you might need one success if you're picking a lock during an earthquake you might need 3 or 4 successes
Quornes 02-Dec-17 02:31 PM
about how long are we going to go, 4 hours?
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 02:32 PM
I think 2 hours would be wise to plan for
I don't like to do gigantic sessions
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 02:32 PM
Punk ass bitch
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 02:32 PM
games start to drag after 2hrs 30 minutes I think
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 02:32 PM
12 hour session
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 02:32 PM
getin
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 02:33 PM
Its not DnD until someone passes out from low blood sugar
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 02:33 PM
it's not DnD ;/
Prude 02-Dec-17 02:35 PM
god damn that murdock rages over hearthstone video
bring back murdock
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 02:36 PM
Ok
@happypigeon Get Murdock in here
Oh wait
😂 🔫
Prude 02-Dec-17 02:36 PM
neg
I need to figure out how he'd summon murdock
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 02:36 PM
Steam
Prude 02-Dec-17 02:41 PM
ah there hs is
Quornes 02-Dec-17 06:01 PM
@Longsaddle i put up a rough bio
Longsaddle 02-Dec-17 08:21 PM
@deleted-role the game will start at 2pm cst tomorrow
Taylor Swift 02-Dec-17 08:21 PM
🙏🏿
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 12:30 AM
@Stan Halen you need to have your sheet completed before 2pm cst tomorrow (edited)
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 02:38 AM
Got it
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 12:09 PM
@Longsaddle Making my stuff, im off work today. Sorry its taking so long
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 12:09 PM
it's fine, as long as it's done before we start
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 12:33 PM
Cool
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 12:33 PM
On my first roll Id like to gas the jews
.roll 1d12
TrapBot BOT 03-Dec-17 12:33 PM
🎲 => 6
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 12:54 PM
Son of a bitch
Trying to set it up on a bootleg mobile client since AT&T decided that today, of all days, a Sunday, is when theyre gonna rip up asphalt infront of my street
YinBot BOT 03-Dec-17 12:55 PM
Ya, RIP
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 01:04 PM
Internets been iffy
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 01:10 PM
Im setting up OBS for this session
Hori 03-Dec-17 01:11 PM
Old ball sack
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 01:11 PM
Heh
Thats been set up
smugpepe
On your face
bullied 1
Hazlen 03-Dec-17 01:12 PM
get em
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 01:41 PM
hey Tay wanna set up a tabletop voice channel again?
Hazlen 03-Dec-17 01:42 PM
it's there
except the permissions are fucked
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 01:42 PM
is it?
ah
Hazlen 03-Dec-17 01:43 PM
try now? it's at the bottom
Hori 03-Dec-17 01:43 PM
not there for me
Hazlen 03-Dec-17 01:43 PM
now?
Hori 03-Dec-17 01:43 PM
there it is
yea
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 01:44 PM
there we go
@deleted-role we'll be starting shortly where i'll go over a few mechanics and the character sheet and then we'll get into the game proper, you'll also have to be a little easy on me I haven't dmed in years so it may not be the smoothest (edited)
@deleted-role Also, i'm going to be using ambient tracks where appropriate so you may want to wear headphones as roll20's music player isn't super loud
@hindered @Quornes get on in roll20 when you can
@Stan Halen still having internet issues?
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 01:55 PM
Yeah....i might have to wait out this one sadly. Im running off my 4G network and its slow.
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 01:55 PM
kk
Stan Halen 03-Dec-17 01:56 PM
Thanks for trying to help me tho!
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 01:56 PM
Tay is streaming/recording it anyway
and when you're good to go just go onto the roll20 and make your character and let me know
Hori 03-Dec-17 01:57 PM
@Taylor Swift unmute fag
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 01:57 PM
hey tay stop being a fgt and unmute
knockout 03-Dec-17 01:58 PM
@Taylor Swift fag
Quornes 03-Dec-17 02:08 PM
oh god, millions of vampires?
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 02:08 PM
across canada
Hori 03-Dec-17 02:08 PM
gorillions
Quornes 03-Dec-17 02:09 PM
38 million people in canada
at least 2 million vampires
my god
1 in 19 people are a vampire
Hori 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
@Taylor Swift what are your magics
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
Fate
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
fate and time
acanthus
Hori 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
whats your time
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
3
Hori 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
fucko
you could have fixed the lock
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 02:36 PM
smugpepe But I didnt
Quornes 03-Dec-17 02:39 PM
all my money means nothing
here in this dank basement
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 04:01 PM
>vore porn >saying dumb shit
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 04:02 PM
Yall are the ones misunderstanding vore colbert
Hazlen 03-Dec-17 04:05 PM
wait what's going on here? psyduck
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 04:06 PM
@Septapus comic 3
Septapus BOT 03-Dec-17 04:06 PM
Sorry Taylor Swift, I don't have enough messages to make a comic yet.
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 04:06 PM
God dammit
Cubear 03-Dec-17 04:42 PM
@Septapus comic 9
Septapus BOT 03-Dec-17 04:42 PM
allears 1
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 04:45 PM
TrapBot BOT 03-Dec-17 04:45 PM
Quote added.
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 04:50 PM
well that was a good time
I hope everyone enjoyed
Hori 03-Dec-17 04:51 PM
i did
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 04:51 PM
awesome
as I said I know it's not as dynamic as DnD but personally I prefer what you can do in mage vs I shoot the orc with my longbow or I cast fireball
I turn his eyes into jelly or collapse his lungs
or sever his soul from all connections so it's as if he never existed
Taylor Swift 03-Dec-17 05:23 PM
Pinned a message.
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 08:15 PM
would one of the mage players do me a favour and check if you can see each other characters now?
Quornes 03-Dec-17 08:17 PM
i can see the names
but not the actual sheets when i open them @Longsaddle
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 08:17 PM
good that's fine (edited)
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 10:44 PM
so to explain a bit of what was going on
you detected no magic because you were in another dimension
the effects you were encountering were innate to that space
the gravity and infinite hallway
among others
Hori 03-Dec-17 10:45 PM
classic no space magicians
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 10:55 PM
so it seems magical to you guys because that's natural keep it in mind when we play again, I'm sure it was frustrating going through all that stuff
Quornes 03-Dec-17 10:57 PM
yeah the problem was we didnt have anyone with space
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 11:15 PM
sadly the level of space needed to interact with the area would be 4
for teleportation as an example
Quornes 03-Dec-17 11:37 PM
it would of told us that we're in another dimension though
well we did figure that out eventually, but it took awhile
Longsaddle 03-Dec-17 11:45 PM
yeah it would have made things a lot quicker
space is very often not taken by people but it's very useful
Quornes 03-Dec-17 11:53 PM
my other concept was a Mastigos stage magician
who would of had Space 3, Mind 2, Force 1
Future 04-Dec-17 12:15 AM
howd it go?
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-17 12:25 AM
Great
We got eaten by a dead flesh monster
Or something
Future 04-Dec-17 12:25 AM
hell yeah
Quornes 04-Dec-17 12:54 AM
taylor tried to bring up his vore fetish. not to kink shame but we get it man
like this
Longsaddle 04-Dec-17 05:31 PM
the party investigated an old neurology hospital that's been abandoned for close to a decade
they went to the basement and got transported to another dimension where it was simply an infinite corridor with infinite doors and inside those doors is viscera piled high unendingly
gravity and other forces are topsy turvy in that dimension
knockout 04-Dec-17 05:33 PM
Are entire hospitals dedicated to neurology? Isn’t it just like a wing or a floor of one
Longsaddle 04-Dec-17 05:33 PM
they found interfering with the door that they previously went to illicited a response in the way of a wall of blood approching them very slowly that sped up from use of magic
the wall of blood washed over the party and they found themselves in a beehive shaped room with large dimensions filled with bodies, most not human
soon after falling on a large pile of bodies a door opened where two "drones" came out which quornes immediately drop kicked
they found the drones had been grossly mutilated and didn't care or notice their presence
soon a disc was found and when touched by ritsu planted itself on a large mirror and a large flash occured
the party now finds themselves feeling sick/nauseous getting themselves off the floor
a basic summary
Quornes 04-Dec-17 05:39 PM
moral of the story. if quornes cant throw money at it, he goes for a round house kick
Hori 04-Dec-17 06:24 PM
this is tay's character btw
knockout 04-Dec-17 06:25 PM
not surprised
Hazlen 04-Dec-17 06:25 PM
bullied 2
stonk 2
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-17 06:28 PM
Im not even Tay in character
Longsaddle 04-Dec-17 11:32 PM
@deleted-role let me know if you have any questions about arcanas and so on, a lot of the stuff isn't super clear and I can at least let you know more about each one specifically if you want to change your paths
knockout 06-Dec-17 07:29 PM
Magic The Gathering has been around a long time! Too long, according to Yu-Gi-Oh fans. They think Magic is obsolete. Here are 20 reasons why!
knockout 07-Dec-17 01:54 PM
TrapBot BOT 07-Dec-17 01:57 PM
knockout 07-Dec-17 06:00 PM
Black and Green Counters. Snake + Longtusk into Verduous Gearhulk.
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 06:38 PM
we should do some edh pods if anyone plays
over one of the online platforms
knockout 07-Dec-17 07:03 PM
but then i have to learn edh
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 10:06 PM
@deleted-role game will be set for this sunday same time as before 2pm cst, if you want to change your paths to reflect better magic choices i'm okay with that, just let me know if you need any help and if you do any changes so I can take a look to make sure everything is on the up and up
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 10:39 PM
@Stan Halen let me know if you think you'll need help with your sheet or if you can't get it done by then
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 10:41 PM
I will have it. I get my pc tomorrow!
Quornes 07-Dec-17 10:53 PM
Edh pods?
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:08 PM
3-4 man games
free for all
commander
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:38 PM
@Longsaddle So i was thinking Mind/Matter...is it decent?
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:38 PM
all magic is decent
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:38 PM
Im trying to figure out what my potential is with them all
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:38 PM
if it's something that sounds interesting/useful to you then you can go with it
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:38 PM
Time, mind, and matter seem very interesting
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:39 PM
mind magic is relatively simple to explain
matter is al ittle more involced
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:39 PM
Im def sticking with Matter. Im stuck on my 2nd
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:39 PM
matter allows you to manipulate elements, I used to play a matter/forces mage
and change the oxygen in air to poison or gold in people's lungs etc
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:40 PM
Thats exactly how I thought of it. Holy shot
Shit*
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:40 PM
mind is powerful but a lot of supernatural beings don't really have minds per say
time is a magic that many players had and found it useful at times but it's a subtle arcana I think
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:42 PM
Matter/Space seems legit
This is waaaay different than AD&D3
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:43 PM
space can also be very useful
totally different system than D&D
I am a devout 3.5 player
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:43 PM
Its very similar at the same time
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:43 PM
but I personally prefer this system
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:43 PM
3.5 for life
Fuck dnd5 I like ADnD
Then again i grew up on shit like Baldurs Gate
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:44 PM
the better part of this game is that i'm telling a story vs having you play a game, nothing is stat blocked so I can change the game as needed
if I need you to fail you'll fail
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:44 PM
I like that, it gets way more creative
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:44 PM
if I need you to pass, you'll pass
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:45 PM
Thats a good DM
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:45 PM
keep in mind I need to keep repeating this the spells you see in the book are just examples of the stuff you can do at that level of arcana(your dots)
you can cast basically anything as long as it makes sense in your arcana
you can also just cast the spells too
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
That reminds me of the use of Miracle in DnD.
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
essentially
you're doing a wish/miracle whenever you like
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
That is badass
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
as long as it's within your arcana
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
Im hype to get my pc tomorrow and start this
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
tay posted the previous session
it's long but you should watch some of it to get an idea
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:46 PM
Audio?
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:47 PM
audio and video
it's pinned
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:47 PM
Hell yeah Im about to check it out.
I need to get caught up with you guys.
Longsaddle 07-Dec-17 11:47 PM
you didn't miss a huge amount
Stan Halen 07-Dec-17 11:47 PM
Yeah AT&T fucked me at the worst time
My street is STILL blocked off
But net works.
Quornes 08-Dec-17 02:45 AM
how does sympathy and ties work exactly?
some of the space stuff mention you could steal a persons sympathetic ties. does that mean their family think they are your family? or what
Stan Halen 08-Dec-17 02:50 AM
That sounds intense
Longsaddle 08-Dec-17 09:10 AM
now we're getting into the shittier part of the ruleset
Space allows a mage to manipulate, destroy, and create from nothing the occult bonds of sympathy. The concept of sympa- thy is a complex one, and the libraries of the Orders contain volumes on the subject, but briefly: Two subjects may become sympathetically linked when they share a strong emotional, physical, or mystical connection. Naturally-occurring links are sometimes permanent, but just as often fade over time: a brief but passionate love affair’s link might fade within a few weeks of the breakup, while a murder weapon retains links to both killer and victim for years.
so a sympathetic tie to my understanding is just a connection that is shared between two things
so if you steal said tie it doesn't necessarily make them think you're x person as that's mind control/shape shifting
they just have the same types of feelings towards you as that thing would normally have
this really should be under fate but if they kept it there it would just make fate magic the do everything magic so they had to split it up
knockout 08-Dec-17 09:45 AM
Longsaddle 08-Dec-17 06:36 PM
@deleted-role just so it's known you can also change your stats/specialities/merits as you see fit just keep it in the requirements for character creation
Taylor Swift 09-Dec-17 12:42 PM
So, Wizards is monitoring what Facebook groups you belong to and saying you can't play magic anymore because you like memes? Seriously? This is super Orwellian. https://t.co/ubn1eYs748
Retweets
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Likes
480
.. trumpkek
TrapBot BOT 09-Dec-17 12:42 PM
Taylor Swift 09-Dec-17 12:42 PM
What the literal fuck
knockout 09-Dec-17 12:53 PM
lol
Taylor Swift 09-Dec-17 01:18 PM
y
knockout 09-Dec-17 01:37 PM
prolly flooding or a leak
i hope someone didnt decide their cards needed a bath
Longsaddle 09-Dec-17 04:59 PM
@Stan Halen you need to do your character sheet on roll20 by 2pm cst
Stan Halen 09-Dec-17 05:12 PM
By Sunday?
Longsaddle 09-Dec-17 05:14 PM
by tomorrow yes
Stan Halen 09-Dec-17 07:34 PM
Imma about to start it
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 01:32 PM
@deleted-role we'll be starting in about 30 minutes
Hori 10-Dec-17 01:33 PM
O shit thanks for the reminder
Also can we keep it to just 2 hours today I have a final tomorrow that I need to study for
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 01:36 PM
no problem
might even be shorter as where we stopped it was kind of a mid point tbh
Stan Halen 10-Dec-17 01:52 PM
I started my sheet buy i honestly need to read up on all the stuff more until I play I think. Im a min maxxer and lorewhore, it took me two hours just to finally decide my path.
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 01:53 PM
there's no min maxxing in Mage and the lore is honestly a mess but if that's what you want to do go for it
Stan Halen 10-Dec-17 01:55 PM
Yeah i tend to sperg out on these things haha. Its how i really enjoy them if i KNOW the game. But Im slowly but surely getting there. Ive had the whole day off and Ive just been reading thru the .pdf books you posted and the wiki.
hindered 10-Dec-17 01:58 PM
i didnt get the @ for gay magicians
Quornes 10-Dec-17 01:58 PM
and now you know
get in there bois
Hori 10-Dec-17 01:58 PM
@hindered do !join-role gay magicians
hindered 10-Dec-17 01:58 PM
i wuz already
in it at some point
!join-role gay magicians
Hori 10-Dec-17 01:59 PM
maybe thats not the command @Taylor Swift can fix it
oh no you got it now
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 01:59 PM
@Taylor Swift will you be joining us
Quornes 10-Dec-17 01:59 PM
i think the train ran him over
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 02:04 PM
@Taylor Swift we're starting without you, you can enter when you like
Quornes 10-Dec-17 03:07 PM
UPDATE: HINDRED TRIES TO BLOW CONDUCTOR
🌈 2
Hori 10-Dec-17 03:07 PM
smugpepe
@Taylor Swift youre our only hope
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 03:49 PM
sorry you missed it tay
I hope everyone had a good time
Quornes 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
yep
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
let me know if there's anything that you have a concern with or if i'm messing something up, as i've said it's been a while since i've dmed and i've been sick for a long time and it throws my brain out of whack
Quornes 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
curious, did anyone else take any base merits?
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
yes
Hori 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
i took some things
Quornes 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
or will it just be my swankass penthouse
Longsaddle 10-Dec-17 03:50 PM
the premade characters don't have any that I picked because picking merits is a long process
and for this one shot won't really do anything
so I neglected them
Longsaddle 11-Dec-17 08:49 AM
well I mean at that point you're level 20 and up, doing something like that while pretty god damn funny is totally unnecessary
a wizard at that level is basically a god
knockout 11-Dec-17 01:03 PM
Black and Green Counters. Snake + Longtusk into Verduous Gearhulk.
look at this fucking scrublord faggot trying to tell me that duress and evolving wilds aren't standard legal
OH NO? THEN WHY HAVE I BEEN PLAYING STANDARD MATCHES WITH FULL SETS FOR THE LAST 2 MONTHS?
Future 11-Dec-17 03:11 PM
gettem
🙏🏿 3
Longsaddle 12-Dec-17 05:37 PM
did anyone manage to play the unstable release for mtg?
i've heard it's really god damn awesome
Future 12-Dec-17 05:38 PM
i heard it was but didnt play
some friends were doing a booster draft sunday but i was home
Longsaddle 12-Dec-17 05:39 PM
I hope they bring the augment mechanic to standard
it's a reat rule
as well as last strike
knockout 13-Dec-17 08:17 AM
i cant really get into the unsets
i can't allow myself to have too much fun
knockout 13-Dec-17 02:11 PM
Mez 13-Dec-17 04:58 PM
What happened
Stan Halen 13-Dec-17 06:27 PM
eyepop
Longsaddle 13-Dec-17 07:00 PM
well at least they're not terribly great cards ;/ (edited)
hindered 13-Dec-17 07:02 PM
they are all his children
Longsaddle 13-Dec-17 07:04 PM
Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankind; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
knockout 13-Dec-17 07:19 PM
op said they found them outside a junkyard
in that condition
and yeah, theyre p bad cards so no harm, no foul, i guess
then again, we dont know the third one
could be a cryptic command or a stasis or something
Longsaddle 13-Dec-17 08:07 PM
looks like a discolored chub toad tbh
can kind of see the spikes in the artwork
knockout 13-Dec-17 08:20 PM
good eye
i saw the blue bg and assumed the whole card was blue
Longsaddle 13-Dec-17 08:20 PM
I could be wrong
but I can't think of any other artwork
I thought vesuvian doppleganger for a second as well
knockout 13-Dec-17 08:22 PM
what a beautiful card to have wasted
if it were
hindered 13-Dec-17 08:26 PM
i got a chub toad
knockout 13-Dec-17 08:28 PM
you have a chub chode
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Marski 15-Dec-17 01:07 PM
i got cards in the mail
knockout 15-Dec-17 02:24 PM
pics tia
Marski 15-Dec-17 03:53 PM
of the cards??
i cant theyre in the mail
Coathanger MD 15-Dec-17 04:16 PM
Mez 15-Dec-17 04:43 PM
The mechanicum are dangerous and are tenuous allies of the imperium at best
knockout 15-Dec-17 04:45 PM
😳
why the fuck would you do that
and i dont want to hear anyone supporting it
Stan Halen 15-Dec-17 05:19 PM
what is that, land?
Marski 15-Dec-17 05:31 PM
oh my
hand painted silver borders
Stan Halen 15-Dec-17 05:35 PM
I used to color white bordered cards black
Longsaddle 15-Dec-17 06:05 PM
aren't those the new un-lands?
they're already gorgeous
why u do dat
@deleted-role I understand getting a session through right now may be hard due to star wars and christmas is coming but I'm down if you are, let me know if you'd like to play this weekend, if not we can reschedule
Quornes 15-Dec-17 06:06 PM
im still down
Taylor Swift 15-Dec-17 06:06 PM
Same
hindered 15-Dec-17 06:06 PM
oh im not available sunday
Taylor Swift 15-Dec-17 06:06 PM
Saturday?
hindered 15-Dec-17 06:06 PM
well, until later
Longsaddle 15-Dec-17 06:06 PM
i'm flexible
if others are
hindered 15-Dec-17 06:07 PM
i could do sat after 1
Taylor Swift 15-Dec-17 06:07 PM
same
Longsaddle 15-Dec-17 06:08 PM
yuppers
Stan Halen 15-Dec-17 06:46 PM
My net is doing ok so Im down
hindered 15-Dec-17 06:47 PM
sat at 2pm or sunday at 4pm work best for me
Longsaddle 15-Dec-17 07:20 PM
discuss amongst yourselves what time would work best
i'm okay with either
Longsaddle 15-Dec-17 07:30 PM
i'd prefer sunday at or after 4pm though
Taylor Swift 15-Dec-17 07:56 PM
Also fine
This will be our last one until atleast the 6th I assume
Since the next sunday is Christmas Eve then New Years Eve
hindered 15-Dec-17 08:00 PM
what little dedication
those days do suck, but i am around other days during that time
Longsaddle 15-Dec-17 08:06 PM
you might be correct due to timing
but if you guys want to figure out a time to play during that i can squueze it in
i'm off school from the 22nd to the 2nd
Quornes 16-Dec-17 03:57 AM
@hindered what timezone are you? idk what your 4pm is.
knockout 16-Dec-17 04:24 PM
he's cst
Longsaddle 16-Dec-17 09:49 PM
@deleted-role i'm planning the session for 2pm pst 4pm cst (edited)
it won't run as long because it's a little later in the day and I might have some stuff to do and we're at the last of the one shot and i'd rather not pad stuff out for the sake of making things longer
Quornes 16-Dec-17 11:20 PM
Kk
Hori 17-Dec-17 09:14 AM
hey guys i have family visiting today and might not be able to make today's sesh sorry
Longsaddle 17-Dec-17 11:59 AM
@Stan Halen will you be joining us today or no? if so I will need to have some words with you
Stan Halen 17-Dec-17 12:22 PM
What time?
Stan Halen 17-Dec-17 12:34 PM
I really want to but Ive been having to work and close pmuch every day we’ve planned it so its been hard.
Longsaddle 17-Dec-17 12:41 PM
i'm planning the session for 2pm pst 4pm cst
Quornes 17-Dec-17 02:03 PM
@Longsaddle i have a 1 hour cap today, hope we can finish before that
Longsaddle 17-Dec-17 02:03 PM
ugh probably not, it might be best to just put it aside for now, I had a feeling this might have been a problem
we're in the mid decembers
everyone is busy myself included
I'm putting a hiatus on the game for now, we'll restart when the holiday season is over seeing as our sessions fall roughly on christmas and new years. It's just bad timing folks
Pinned a message.
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-17 02:21 PM
ree
Stan Halen 17-Dec-17 03:45 PM
Yeah holidays can be a bit hectic
Mez 19-Dec-17 09:44 AM
painted a dorf today
Peaches 19-Dec-17 10:38 AM
Looks good my man
I like that blue a lot
Mez 19-Dec-17 10:42 AM
thanks, flames are the one thing I struggle with
I can t ever seem to get reds/yellows/whites to blend well
knockout 19-Dec-17 12:31 PM
"The end of Sensei's Divining Top", a short comedy by Feline Longmore. Champions of Kamigawa release date, Oct 1st 2004 Sensei's Divining Top banned in Legac...
knockout 20-Dec-17 08:43 AM
"She protec, she attack, but most important, she make them sac"
Marski 21-Dec-17 07:00 AM
what kind of dummy asks what makes liliana good
she drops and kills your 2 drop and starts ticking up
2-3 drop rather
knockout 21-Dec-17 07:47 AM
srsly
also, in the realm of 3 drop planeswalkers, it doesnt get any better than her
Marski 21-Dec-17 07:51 AM
uh excuse me
!card tibalt, the fiend-blooded
oh right
TrapBot BOT 21-Dec-17 07:51 AM
Marski 21-Dec-17 07:52 AM
look at this insanely strong 'walker
he doesnt attacc (edited)
he doesnt protecc
but most important he disrupts your own game plan
knockout 21-Dec-17 07:54 AM
lol
that is a stressful +1
a good card for when your opponent has an a++ beatdown deck
and you have 4 tibalts, 4 lightning helix, 4 lighning bolts, and 48 mountains (edited)
Marski 21-Dec-17 07:56 AM
i can just imagine that card being in the development process
and the discarding isnt random
and (((mark rosewater))) walks by and demands that the discarding is random
and then slinks off to add more shit to blue's part of the color pie
knockout 21-Dec-17 08:03 AM
if discarding wasnt random, it would be op
would've been good
since you dont get vraska's contempt out until two turns later
idk if there are 3 cmc plainswalker removal?
Marski 21-Dec-17 08:06 AM
i dont think it would be too good if it wasnt random
its a 2 mana loot 1 and gain 3 life more or less
knockout 21-Dec-17 08:09 AM
yeah, thats true
id use it in a r/w approach deck smugpepe (edited)
i love apprach decks, people on mgto get so mad
also i get a lot of hate for playing tribal cats
Mez 21-Dec-17 05:28 PM
Two GW just confirmed two primarchs are coming next year
And they “haven’t been done before”
I hope it’s....
TrapBot BOT 21-Dec-17 05:30 PM
TrapBot BOT 21-Dec-17 06:18 PM
Bear in the Woods 22-Dec-17 12:30 PM
Probably Lion-O too
Mez 26-Dec-17 12:09 PM
knockout 27-Dec-17 03:21 PM
hindered 27-Dec-17 05:49 PM
i cant read that shit
get that out of my face
Marski 28-Dec-17 01:56 AM
lol he hasnt memorized temple of m'lady
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 02:28 AM
did uh hindered leave WTT?
Coathanger MD 28-Dec-17 02:30 AM
Yep
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-17 02:31 AM
Yeah he uh
Had a bit of a meltdown
knockout 28-Dec-17 08:17 AM
i missed his meltdown????
Hazlen 28-Dec-17 09:52 AM
it's immortalized in #deleted-channel
TrapBot BOT 28-Dec-17 09:55 AM
Lindsay Lohan
Marski 28-Dec-17 10:01 AM
i cant believe someone would find taylor swift insufferable to talk to
ironicat 2
Hazlen 28-Dec-17 10:03 AM
It's almost like you should just ignore people who annoy you online thonking
knockout 28-Dec-17 10:04 AM
that's his whole thing
everyone is annoying to him
it's his bit d'etre
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-17 11:59 AM
That’s what Vampire died
He got annoyed no one was “taking it seriously enough”
And he’d pm us threatening to kick us out of the game
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 12:08 PM
well we'll need someone to take his spot in the upcoming game sessions
anyone want to play Mage?
I hear it's p.fun
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 12:16 PM
WTTers are dropping like flies
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-17 12:17 PM
Be nice if people would stop having existential meltdowns because people wont play shootymans with them
🤷🏿
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 12:19 PM
TAY YOU KEEP HURTING PEOPLE, WHEN WILL YOU BE SATISFIED
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-17 12:21 PM
Im not sure what people expect at this point. Yallve know me long enough to know that if youre having a little meltdown and lash out Im not going to try and comfort you
Im going to mock you for your retarded logic
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 12:22 PM
it's a poor hill to die on
agreed
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-17 12:22 PM
Theres enough people in BMW that enjoy it and want to be here for me to have to hold everyones hand and tell them theyre wanted
knockout 28-Dec-17 01:18 PM
i dont want you to tell me that im wanted
i just want you to tell me that im gay
Taylor Swift 28-Dec-17 01:28 PM
Doesnt that go without saying
knockout 28-Dec-17 01:29 PM
but that's just it
i want to hear you say it
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:02 PM
i just bought this for my mimeoplasm edh deck
TrapBot BOT 28-Dec-17 02:02 PM
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:03 PM
emrakul deez
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:03 PM
but it was from an italian seller so it could be like 3 weeks to get here, or alternatively never, if the italian postal workers feel like stealing again
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:03 PM
bruh
italy is the worst
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:03 PM
whats with southern europe fucking up with their mail
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:03 PM
just get on cardsphere
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:03 PM
0 work ethic
i buy on magic card market
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
are you not in the US?
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
no
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
did i know that?
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
no
maybe
the way it works on mcm is that eastern europeans are godlike sellers
Hori 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
hes mongolian
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
why are you not in north america?
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
western europeans are ok and southern europeans are constantly fucking up
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
mongoloid != mongolian
Hori 28-Dec-17 02:04 PM
no he is mongolian
its official BMW lore
right @Taylor Swift
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:05 PM
well, now im going to reach out to you about arbitrage opportunities
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:05 PM
ive defeated taylor in many an bimmer debate so he has a hostile response to me
hes also jealous of my irl trap aesthetic
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:07 PM
if taylor likes anything than more than hating you, it's seeing bimmers make friends, so he'll love this
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 02:07 PM
hey hey guys
let's stop sucking tays dick here
and talk about nerd shit
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:08 PM
we're talking about magic arbitrage
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:08 PM
edh is fun
knockout 28-Dec-17 02:08 PM
how much nerdier does it get?
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 02:08 PM
we can suck tay's dick whenever we want
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:08 PM
i only really play edh and cube because those are the only formats where wotc's long jewish claw cannot reach
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 02:08 PM
edh is my jam
tiny leaders and pauper as well
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:09 PM
i wish there was pauper
but for junk rares
i guess thats edh
Longsaddle 28-Dec-17 02:10 PM
eh you can do that by imposing a 2$ limit
we did it
in a group of mine
Marski 28-Dec-17 02:10 PM
time for gym
Mez 28-Dec-17 04:22 PM
Got an airbrush for painting my aos and 40k figs yesterday
Sneezed and tapped the tip on my desk. Bent the fucking needle
It’s ruined
Passed as fuck
knockout 28-Dec-17 04:23 PM
can you get a replacement needle?
Mez 28-Dec-17 05:32 PM
Yeah I ordered two
Just sucks, no prime shipping on them so I’ll be waiting a week or so
knockout 28-Dec-17 05:48 PM
negative
knockout 28-Dec-17 06:02 PM
Quornes 29-Dec-17 05:21 AM
hey longsaddle we back on for sundays or we taking another week off?
Longsaddle 29-Dec-17 11:31 AM
we'll be back after the new years if that's okay
hindered is gone now
so i'd like to find another person as well
knockout 29-Dec-17 11:41 AM
rip hindered
YinBot BOT 29-Dec-17 11:41 AM
Ya, RIP
Stan Halen 29-Dec-17 11:55 AM
Ill be joining
Now that holidays are over and i got my stuff all hooked up
Taylor Swift 29-Dec-17 01:07 PM
RIP Hindered. He Got Lost In The Sauce.
YinBot BOT 29-Dec-17 01:07 PM
Ya, RIP
Marski 29-Dec-17 01:46 PM
should i cut gaea's revenge from my mimeoplasm (edited)
Longsaddle 29-Dec-17 02:08 PM
Carnage tyrant might be better if you don't care about haste
Marski 29-Dec-17 03:27 PM
i'll probably just run [[siege behemoth]] instead of either as my dedicated dumb retarded beater
oh right no scryfall app on this discord
TrapBot BOT 29-Dec-17 03:27 PM
His Chadness, Todd Howard
Marski 29-Dec-17 03:27 PM
pretty retarded of them to print carnage tyrant as a mythic btw
an almost completely vanilla creature with a lore that makes it sound very common in the world
should have been an uncommon or a common t b h
but of course you can't jew the fuck out of standard players if you don't print the actually good shit at mythic rarity
knockout 29-Dec-17 03:32 PM
no wayyy
there's enough ramp in standard to have made that unreasonable
next thing you know it's turn four and there's three carnage tyrants on the board
Longsaddle 29-Dec-17 03:41 PM
yeah Carnage Tyrant is top tier in standard right now
Marski 29-Dec-17 04:19 PM
??? what does ramp have to do with rarity
this shit is exactly why standard isn't doing well
do they really expect little timmy to spend 80 dollars on a playset of carnage tyrants
are they fucking insane
knockout 29-Dec-17 04:25 PM
i think for mtg rarity is a function of game balance
Marski 29-Dec-17 04:25 PM
it doesnt balance the game
it just makes it expensive
carnage tyrant is the reason i only play edh
or cube
knockout 29-Dec-17 04:26 PM
that's fair
Marski 29-Dec-17 04:27 PM
the only cards that should actually be expensive and rare are special versions of more common cards
knockout 29-Dec-17 04:27 PM
maybe you should be playing yugioh
Marski 29-Dec-17 04:27 PM
like the masterpiece cards
knockout 29-Dec-17 04:27 PM
yeah
invocations etc
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:30 PM
@Mod what do we have to do to get a scryfall integration w/the bot
Hazlen 30-Dec-17 08:31 PM
roll the hole
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:31 PM
the hole was rolled today
which counts
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 08:32 PM
Theres a bot
Its not open source tho
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:32 PM
that's what she said
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 08:32 PM
.yt got em
TrapBot BOT 30-Dec-17 08:32 PM
When you call your dad to check the mail
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:32 PM
full disclosure, i just pounded two white wines
my blood sugar is going nuts
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 08:33 PM
White Girl Wasted
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:33 PM
YOU KNOW IT
bout to hunt some fuggin terries white girl wasted
buy rs6 and get in on this fam
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 08:33 PM
Buy it for me
Ill send a hole pic
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:33 PM
no and no
rain check tho
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 08:34 PM
Miss all the shots you dont take
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:34 PM
i'll buy you a game after august 4th
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 08:34 PM
It is after August 4th
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:34 PM
of m'lord's year twenty eighteen
faggot
Peaches 30-Dec-17 08:47 PM
Wait if you buy that then you have to buy it for me too because that's my birthday
Is that your wedding. Oh man
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:48 PM
it is indeed my wedding date
for your birthday, i am getting married
Peaches 30-Dec-17 08:48 PM
Well that could go a lot of ways
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:48 PM
i hope my wedding only goes one way
up
Peaches 30-Dec-17 08:49 PM
Good luck my man
That's all I can say on that since it's wrong channel already
knockout 30-Dec-17 08:49 PM
haha thanks
tbf, we've planning this thing v strategically so it's kinda on topic
Longsaddle 30-Dec-17 09:50 PM
yeah nerds get back to talking about your warhammer figures and magic land to spell ratios
deez 2
jesus
deez 2
Taylor Swift 30-Dec-17 09:52 PM
Fucking nerds
deez 2
Peaches 30-Dec-17 09:56 PM
smith
deez 2
Mez 30-Dec-17 11:20 PM
Someone buy me some aos figures
knockout 31-Dec-17 08:56 PM
someone buy me a new set of balls
Hazlen 31-Dec-17 09:04 PM
.yt listen here you knife eared piece of shit
TrapBot BOT 31-Dec-17 09:04 PM
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Hazlen 31-Dec-17 09:54 PM
knockout 02-Jan-18 08:39 AM
Blinkmoth Nexus, Darksteel Citadel, Forest, Gavony Township, Inkmoth Nexus, Spire of Industry, Animation Module, ...
i want to take that and add in black removal
knockout 02-Jan-18 09:33 PM
Longsaddle 03-Jan-18 12:06 AM
@deleted-role we'll be playing this sunday at 2pm cst
Please let me know if you can/cannot make it before the time if possible so I can move the day/time if needed
@here if anyone else would like to join the game I can easily fir another person in, i'll help you create a character and the rules are pretty simple
Taylor Swift 03-Jan-18 01:00 AM
🙏🏿
Quornes 03-Jan-18 01:15 AM
I should be good for sunday
Taylor Swift 03-Jan-18 01:22 AM
Same, ill just remember to not fall asleep 30m before we start
🙄 1
Stan Halen 03-Jan-18 05:27 PM
This will be good
knockout 03-Jan-18 09:29 PM
Mez 04-Jan-18 03:16 PM
Playing the dark souls tabletop game
It’s pretty fun
Stan Halen 05-Jan-18 01:18 AM
what???
Mez 05-Jan-18 08:11 PM
Big reveal leaked
New custodies
Bear in the Woods 05-Jan-18 08:19 PM
Did people want more space janitors?
Mez 05-Jan-18 08:48 PM
Fuck you they rule
Fight me
Bear in the Woods 05-Jan-18 09:35 PM
Are these ones the termie equivalent of custodes?
Longsaddle 05-Jan-18 10:24 PM
are custodes their own army now?
i'm out of the loop
Mez 06-Jan-18 12:05 AM
Kinda. They’re getting a new HQ, they showed it off a month ago. And yeah @Bear in the Woods they look like they’re termies
Bear in the Woods 06-Jan-18 08:21 AM
Custodes getting a whole codex to themselves @Mez
Mez 06-Jan-18 10:46 AM
I just saw
And death in Aos is getting a big update
Hyped
Mez 06-Jan-18 01:18 PM
finally got my replacement needle in
so nice to be airbrushing again
Longsaddle 06-Jan-18 09:30 PM
@deleted-role so succ can't make it for tomorrow, is there anyone else eho doubts they can as well? I don't think I can make a 2 person session work
don't be shy to speak up, i'd rather know now than the day of
Taylor Swift 06-Jan-18 09:41 PM
I’m here
I’ll be queer
🇫 3
🅰 3
🇬 3
Stan Halen 06-Jan-18 09:49 PM
Im a well adjusted cis white male
Quornes 06-Jan-18 10:40 PM
I'm here
Mez 07-Jan-18 01:40 AM
eyepop
Longsaddle 07-Jan-18 10:19 AM
@deleted-role we may have to postpone the session today, some timings may not work for everyone, more to follow (edited)
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-18 10:24 AM
rip
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 12:18 PM
its my fault
I got asked to go into work and I honestly need the overtime...
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-18 12:24 PM
or its the fault of the crybaby 4th we had
allears 3
Longsaddle 07-Jan-18 12:28 PM
it's not a big problem
it's a game, we all have lives to live it's more important
think nothing of it fam
Quornes 07-Jan-18 12:57 PM
rip
YinBot BOT 07-Jan-18 12:57 PM
Ya, RIP
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 01:19 PM
If yall still want to do this in like 3 hours or so I will be here
Quornes 07-Jan-18 02:38 PM
i could still do that, idk about the others
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 02:58 PM
who is the crybaby 4th lol
Quornes 07-Jan-18 02:58 PM
the dude who taylor banned
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 03:03 PM
Didnt know anyone got banned
well
hindered? I thought he just left
knockout 07-Jan-18 03:04 PM
the plot thickens
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 03:15 PM
I got something thatll thicken for ya
knockout 07-Jan-18 03:20 PM
a nice bechamel?
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 03:21 PM
ooo bechamel
Bechamel is boneless hollandaise
Longsaddle 07-Jan-18 03:39 PM
Hindered left in a spat last I remembered
which is too bad I liked him
but I like most everyone
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-18 03:41 PM
I didnt ban anyone
Hindered left in a huff because we couldnt read his mind and play PUBG everytime he launched it
Ive only banned 3 people from BMW
Williamstoner, iroguebot, and that Reddit troll
Longsaddle 07-Jan-18 03:42 PM
riso I think was one
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-18 03:42 PM
Lancek banned him
Longsaddle 07-Jan-18 03:42 PM
ohhh
okay thought we were just talking general bans
eitherway it's too bad that he's gone, he picked a really weird issue to have but oh well
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-18 03:44 PM
Autism
Quornes 07-Jan-18 03:44 PM
but if dudes are still up so am i
Taylor Swift 07-Jan-18 03:45 PM
I guess
knockout 07-Jan-18 04:02 PM
Peaches 07-Jan-18 05:29 PM
face
Marski 07-Jan-18 05:31 PM
whos riso
Stan Halen 07-Jan-18 05:57 PM
The dingleberry to my butthole
knockout 10-Jan-18 01:35 PM
knockout 11-Jan-18 01:09 PM
Blake unveils the cards you'll find inside the Rivals of Ixalan Planeswalker Decks.
knockout 11-Jan-18 03:40 PM
knockout 12-Jan-18 11:25 AM
ree
TrapBot BOT 12-Jan-18 11:25 AM
Lindsay Lohan
BustrKc 12-Jan-18 03:07 PM
Why would they be colorless?
Why wouldnt they make other cards into mlp shit that used a few diff mana? Slivers or something
knockout 12-Jan-18 03:36 PM
and why use 9 of the most expensive cards ever printed negative
BustrKc 12-Jan-18 03:45 PM
I remember thinking, "wow, $400 is alot for a black lotus. Not even that great a card?"
$250,000 later
knockout 12-Jan-18 03:47 PM
yeah
its a p good card tho
even in vintage, youre restricted to 1 per deck
if you had four in your deck and you got really lucky and drew two of them and some massive creature or x-casting cost card, you'd effectively have like 6-9 mana on turn 1
Marski 12-Jan-18 04:25 PM
poorfags ruining vintage again
BustrKc 12-Jan-18 04:31 PM
10yo me was a terrible mtg player btw
knockout 12-Jan-18 08:28 PM
Quornes 13-Jan-18 04:42 AM
@deleted-role we on for sunday still?
Longsaddle 13-Jan-18 10:29 AM
I have orientation at my jobsite on sunday for the next while so I don't know if we'll be able to keep the game on for a bit, I just got hired so I don't want to rock the boat
they'd normally do it on the weekdays but i'm still in school so I can't
Hori 13-Jan-18 10:33 AM
All good my dude
Good luck with your new job
Stan Halen 13-Jan-18 01:59 PM
longsaddle, you can unclog my pipes any day getin
knockout 15-Jan-18 12:59 PM
Announcing additions to the banned list for Standard.
lol rip my golgari counters deck
YinBot BOT 15-Jan-18 01:00 PM
Ya, RIP
Ass-Haggis 19-Jan-18 08:57 AM
give him the thump dump
knockout 19-Jan-18 11:52 AM
BustrKc 19-Jan-18 12:29 PM
Ooooh boy
knockout 19-Jan-18 01:19 PM
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOT
BOY*
knockout 19-Jan-18 01:35 PM
.yt longest yeah boy
TrapBot BOT 19-Jan-18 01:35 PM
I have a week set of lungs and flavr flav is old so I decided to test how week I did
BustrKc 19-Jan-18 02:06 PM
I flipped it so [as] doesn't get it deleted. One of the funniest lines of season 3.
knockout 19-Jan-18 02:09 PM
.yt cam'ron juelz santana oh boy
TrapBot BOT 19-Jan-18 02:09 PM
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BustrKc 19-Jan-18 02:12 PM
Buddy Holly - Oh boy!
knockout 20-Jan-18 08:05 AM
Quornes 21-Jan-18 03:48 AM
@deleted-role still on hiats?
hiatus
fucks
Longsaddle 21-Jan-18 11:12 AM
Yeah sorry Quornes, I'm sick with pink eye and a throat infection and I still need to go to the jobsite for orientation
I should have said something, I'll post on Friday next when the game is going
Stan Halen 21-Jan-18 12:25 PM
Hope you get better
Im just now getting over the flu myself
Quornes 21-Jan-18 02:43 PM
i already went through the flu last month, i know the pain
Longsaddle 21-Jan-18 02:44 PM
I had the flu last week to top it all off
knockout 22-Jan-18 10:37 AM
well, well, well
with the recent standard bannings, a golgari constrictor deck was #2 at the team constructed open in dallas
smug
Taylor Swift 22-Jan-18 07:29 PM
I'm not sure if you meant to imply people want to keep D&D complex because us women aren't smart enough to understand it @mikemearls, but it sure seems like it.
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Marski 23-Jan-18 04:02 AM
i don't like overly complex rulesets and im not even a girl
i actually wrote my own ruleset for a homebrew rpg
Future 23-Jan-18 04:02 AM
god forbid he could mean people engaged in one form of gatekeeping are engaged in another form of gatekeeping but she wouldnt know cause women are fucking stupid smug
Marski 23-Jan-18 04:03 AM
it was a pretty fun ruleset but the campaign collapsed because i found out i don't really like gming
i like designing systems and settings but not really telling stories
Future 23-Jan-18 04:04 AM
im the opposite i enjoy story telling over setting design
Marski 23-Jan-18 04:04 AM
i even went full autist and designed these loot items represented by "cards" and printed them out
stuff like this
idk if ive posted them here
Future 23-Jan-18 04:05 AM
hell yeah
that owns
Marski 23-Jan-18 04:05 AM
so yeah the gun deals about 1.8x more damage than the average gun
but 1/10 times your weapon explodes on you and kills you
but you could mitigate that with certain things
i think i'll probably make like a dumb isometric RPG using my ruleset and ideas at some point in the next 3 years or so
as like a learning project
i can post it here if im not ostracized for being just too real before that
Future 23-Jan-18 04:10 AM
lol
knockout 23-Jan-18 10:01 AM
por que no los dos
Taylor Swift 23-Jan-18 11:07 AM
Shallow lore kills any venture
Imagine if WH40k wasn’t the magnitude it was
knockout 23-Jan-18 08:29 PM
❤ 1
knockout 26-Jan-18 03:35 PM
knockout 26-Jan-18 03:42 PM
Jesus of Methleham 27-Jan-18 01:24 AM
This fucking dm im looking to join is ok with me playing a bugbear paladin but wont let me become an oathbreaker that eventually becomes a necromancer
Reee
Quornes 27-Jan-18 01:47 PM
longsaddle we on for tomorrow?
Quornes 27-Jan-18 03:58 PM
@Longsaddle
Stan Halen 27-Jan-18 05:24 PM
I could actually do tomorrow
hopefully Longsaddle is available, I know that new job and all but eh its a Sunday so here's hoping
Quornes 28-Jan-18 01:43 PM
i gguess not
knockout 28-Jan-18 02:02 PM
rip
YinBot BOT 28-Jan-18 02:02 PM
Ya, RIP
Future 29-Jan-18 03:41 PM
Duster if it makes you feel any better I wouldn’t let you do any of those things
Just be a nature Pally with pole arm take the feats for pole arm mastery and sentinel
Declare smite at max level but only after you crit
He will wish you were an oath breaker
Rejd 29-Jan-18 06:07 PM
I'd like to play dnd again tbh
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-18 06:07 PM
Same
Rejd 29-Jan-18 06:07 PM
Mostly cause paladin.
Infact I still have a sheet with the entire build laid out in the features / traits
Or atleast had
Till they changed the sheet layout on roll 20 a bit
Now instead of just being a textfield you write stuff in it's actual fields for individual traits
Rejd 29-Jan-18 06:24 PM
Plus as Paladin whenever your group is about to do something shady you can go "But that's heresy!"
Jesus of Methleham 29-Jan-18 09:16 PM
@Future the issue was hes a new dm and its lost mines module
However i did find a dm on same discord that let me do it. Only stipulation is i need a circus act since im part of a travelling circus. So im gonna do the whole faith healer thing healing people pf their disease. Maybe i can trick thr dm into thinking a blind person has glaucoma
Longsaddle 29-Jan-18 09:22 PM
sorry guys, i've been MIA for a bit, my job is really hard on me. I do 10 hour days 5 days a week
knockout 29-Jan-18 09:24 PM
you making that guap tho???
Longsaddle 29-Jan-18 09:24 PM
I get overtime
after 8 hours a day
and after 40 hours a week
Jesus of Methleham 29-Jan-18 09:24 PM
Noice mush
Longsaddle 29-Jan-18 09:24 PM
so about 16 hours a week is overtime
Jesus of Methleham 29-Jan-18 09:25 PM
Well. If anyone is down i would play dnd 5e. Makes 3 of us (edited)
Future 29-Jan-18 10:25 PM
Nice duster yeah we did a lost mines thing earlier this year
I’d put together another campaign if I had some time
But that stuff is rare
Taylor Swift 29-Jan-18 11:32 PM
Our Lost Mines run was good
Right up until Saddle died
And then we failed every single roll to save him
rip
Mez 30-Jan-18 12:13 AM
I’d be down to do an age of sigmar or whfrp 4th edition one shot for you guys later this year when they’re out
Also I had an amazing 40k game today before work
My redemptor dread splattered s GUO in a single charge today
And it was a fun and friendly fluffy narrative game too
Just imagine this bad boy beating the shit outta a great unclean one
Jesus of Methleham 30-Jan-18 12:49 AM
Why not run a strahd or another module?
Rejd 30-Jan-18 04:12 AM
Rejd 30-Jan-18 04:44 AM
Rejd 30-Jan-18 04:52 AM
Quornes 30-Jan-18 06:23 PM
Iron Kingdoms RPG is pretty fun too
makes me think of Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick
Steampunk magical mechs, dwarves wielding shotguns, trolls singing to smash stuff, Not-Russia cossacks with exploding spears
interesting mix and match class sytem. There is a list of base classes, you get to pick two. So you could go like Priest-Knight to do a paladin type, or a Priest-Assassin
Jesus of Methleham 30-Jan-18 07:18 PM
What class combo would make a good heavy metal shaman
Quornes 31-Jan-18 04:13 AM
Troll Fell Caller / Shaman
@Jesus of Methleham
Stan Halen 31-Jan-18 04:25 PM
@Mez I am going to start painting my miniatures. Theyll will probably look like shit but i will take critiques!
Mez 31-Jan-18 04:29 PM
Two thin coats
Check out warhammer tv
Shake your spray primer for 5 minutes
Don’t prime when it’s too cold or too humid out
Spray Atleast 10 inches away
Spray Atleast 10 inches away
If you have specific questions I’m always a ping away (edited)
knockout 31-Jan-18 05:22 PM
Stan Halen 31-Jan-18 06:06 PM
Im excited though, even if Im not good at art. I got the Dark Imperium boxset
its like a starter kit
Bear in the Woods 31-Jan-18 09:51 PM
I really wanna get around painting my guard, but I want to spray primer them all and that requires warmer weather than what I've had
Plus bad
Mez 01-Feb-18 03:30 PM
SQUATS ARE BACK IN 40k
Jesus of Methleham 01-Feb-18 07:24 PM
No way
Bear in the Woods 01-Feb-18 10:29 PM
The video that went with it is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0-8BBkkq4
Jesus of Methleham 03-Feb-18 01:13 AM
Well some dm let me play a bugbear oathbreaker and gave me a great sword +3 of luck with 3 wishes at lv 4
He wants me to kill his players
I wished for better stats. Char 20, str 16, and con 18. Got mithral plate armor which doesnt have disadv on stealth checks and shit. Final wish gave me talisman of pure evil.
With 4 charges
Either his lv 4 players are stupid good or he fucked up. I rolled all this and he kept freaking out. (edited)
I got 1 single draw from the deck of many things which gave me the sword in the first place
Then it spiralled out of control
i'm fairly certain the talisman will kill most of the players
here is what is does If you are wearing or holding it, you can use an action to expend 1 charge from the talisman and choose one creature you can see on the ground within 120 feet of you. If the target is of good alignment, a flaming fissure opens under it. The target must succeed on a DC 20 Dexterity saving throw or fall into the fissure and be destroyed, leaving no remains. The fissure then closes, leaving no trace of its existence. (edited)
getin 1
Future 03-Feb-18 04:26 PM
Sounds like a short campaign
Peaches 03-Feb-18 09:48 PM
Wrecked
Cubear 04-Feb-18 12:25 AM
at level 4 that's nuts. at level 15-20 it's way less nuts
Quornes 04-Feb-18 04:44 AM
80+% chance to just one shot them
Cubear 04-Feb-18 11:42 AM
yeah, if you're up against 4 adventurers, you'll have them all dead in 4 rounds. 5 if they're exceedingly lucky. so it's really that they have to win initiative against you and pump you absolutely full of damage before round 4, and even then they should expect to lose half their party or more
Jesus of Methleham 04-Feb-18 12:29 PM
Yea it was just a easy way to get them into hell
Thats what he wanted to happen
Lame
I was hoping i was doing a tpk
Jesus of Methleham 05-Feb-18 03:27 AM
wtf is this
thousands of players
sounds insane
applied just to see the chaos and how shitty/controllign the dm is
Rejd 05-Feb-18 03:31 AM
Every game that I run focuses on your character's development using this theory. This makes my games feel more like a Rick and Morty episode than a video game.
YinBot BOT 05-Feb-18 03:31 AM
To be fair...
Jesus of Methleham 05-Feb-18 03:33 AM
lol
i'm gonna see if i can play a hobgoblin wizard/fighter
Rejd 05-Feb-18 03:34 AM
Feel free to stream that
I'd like to see the madness
Jesus of Methleham 05-Feb-18 03:34 AM
eldrich knight that is
Rejd 05-Feb-18 03:34 AM
of a.. 28k player game
Jesus of Methleham 05-Feb-18 03:34 AM
they play everyday
yea i will
probably be shit
i applied to several games
i just want to find 1 decent dm
all the ones i've run into so far are 1 new 2 insane or 3 can't play reg aka 1 a week
and FUCK going on meetup or to adventure leagues
Rejd 05-Feb-18 04:13 AM
Jesus of Methleham 05-Feb-18 06:37 AM
Lol that is nearly the campaign my oathrbeaker is in
Sm is insane takes 20s not you exceed decently but you just convinced king to marry is daughter to you and just freed the party on trial for the failed assassination on the king.
Mez 07-Feb-18 05:35 PM
Look what got here after I went to work. Now my fucking girlfriend is gonna get her grubby hands on
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-18 07:06 PM
At least the plastic wrap is on
knockout 09-Feb-18 10:18 PM
Quornes 11-Feb-18 04:05 PM
@Longsaddle is mage just dead then
Longsaddle 11-Feb-18 11:55 PM
@Quornes I'm sorry, i'm really sick and I have to do ECT treatments which is why you haven't heard much from me, I took a really big dive in my mental health last week so for a while I can't really do anything my apologies
I'd obviously like to continue it when I can but I just don't know when that is
to be 100% honest
Jesus of Methleham 12-Feb-18 04:34 AM
In my 5e campaign dm did a one shot for Valentine's theme. After beating a cupid the party got Box of inspirational chocolates, bouquet of roses that regrow 1 rose every 3 days which each rose is an entangle spell, 20 charm arrows, and i got frostmourne greatdword +1 w/ 1d4 cold damage.
😶
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Jesus of Methleham 16-Feb-18 12:56 AM
Jesus of Methleham 20-Feb-18 03:48 AM
Bard with noble background one shot by half orc bouncer
Marski 20-Feb-18 06:49 AM
well
Peaches 20-Feb-18 10:30 AM
Rip
YinBot BOT 20-Feb-18 10:30 AM
Ya, RIP
Marski 21-Feb-18 09:54 AM
why does d&d call half-human half-elves half-elves by default
isnt it a little racist to assume that all half-anythings are always one half human
what if theres a half-orc half-elf
Burrito 21-Feb-18 10:06 AM
We just call those subhumans.
Peaches 21-Feb-18 10:24 AM
Look the writers are human-normative
Marski 21-Feb-18 10:30 AM
subhuman is denotatively inaccurate
they aren't human at all
non-human would be more accurate (edited)
Peaches 21-Feb-18 10:31 AM
well if we go by how our culture does things it would be whatever was the most dominate in apperance
also they are all humanoid or they wouldn't be able to have children together
Marski 21-Feb-18 10:33 AM
maybe hoomans and orcs are just weird elf spin offs genetically
really makes u think
Burrito 21-Feb-18 10:36 AM
That depends on your point of view. A half goblin half kobold would be pretty subhuman I think. (edited)
But that was a joke tho
Marski 21-Feb-18 10:37 AM
makes no sense to call something that isnt even human a subhuman
you wouldnt call a dog a subhuman would you
youd call it a good boy
Burrito 21-Feb-18 10:39 AM
Subhuman is anything you view to be lesser to the average human. Though typically just used as an insult goblins are quite literally subhuman.
Peaches 21-Feb-18 10:41 AM
are there half human/half goblin children?
Burrito 21-Feb-18 10:41 AM
IRL considering humans are top of the food chain, every animal is a subhuman creature.
Peaches 21-Feb-18 10:41 AM
I know there are with trolls/orcs/elves/ halfings etc
Burrito 21-Feb-18 10:42 AM
Not as a canon race but I don't see why not.
Marski 21-Feb-18 10:43 AM
bacteria are sort of top of the food chain
humans are sub-bacteria
Burrito 21-Feb-18 10:43 AM
I know I am subtardigrade
Cubear 21-Feb-18 10:30 PM
well, all the other races are demihuman
Jesus of Methleham 23-Feb-18 11:49 PM
/cast disguise self
BustrKc 26-Feb-18 03:21 PM
Future 27-Feb-18 03:19 PM
plauing dnd tonight party might die
would be ok with this
bored of the campaign the campaign is going on a year and the group going on 2 years
ready to call it quits but i want to finish out the arc (or die)
Taylor Swift 27-Feb-18 05:33 PM
🙏🏿 ]
same but irl
Longsaddle 27-Feb-18 07:17 PM
^
Jesus of Methleham 27-Feb-18 10:40 PM
Just finished my 3rd session as bugbear barb totem warrior of bears
This entire 4 hour session was about him
Which was odd
Mez 28-Feb-18 09:17 AM
So
Yesterday I played orks with my new custodies
Tabled the dude in 3 turns
Wiped a whole squad of boyz with 3 termie custodies in a turn
They’re strong
Future 03-Mar-18 08:40 PM
Noice
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-18 11:56 AM
🎆
Longsaddle 04-Mar-18 12:01 PM
Hindered is gone and so is Sauce I think
so we'll need a 4th
Pinned a message.
@here we'll need a 4th person for Mage the Awakening, the rulebook and character sheets can be founds in previous pins, if you have any questions please shoot me a pm
Quornes 04-Mar-18 02:25 PM
huzzah
Longsaddle 04-Mar-18 08:48 PM
seriously why did Sauce leave?
Taylor Swift 04-Mar-18 08:52 PM
🤷🏿
sad brains is sa hell of a drug
Longsaddle 04-Mar-18 09:32 PM
;/
Future 05-Mar-18 07:52 PM
I’ll play this tome
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-18 07:52 PM
stare
Future 05-Mar-18 07:52 PM
Got more time now
My dicknisnt crushed by a clock
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-18 07:53 PM
Its not Bimmer Tabletop without Future tbqh
Longsaddle 05-Mar-18 08:10 PM
well now the pressure is on
do you know how character creation goes?
Future 05-Mar-18 08:24 PM
🙏🏻
Nope I’ll make one tomorrow
I wanna be a frost illusionist mage
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-18 08:27 PM
I don’t even remember what I am
Peaches 05-Mar-18 10:52 PM
That's common when you spend a lot of time in a persona (hint you aren't Taylor)
Longsaddle 05-Mar-18 11:03 PM
So there's no classes or anything
Just types of magic
Illusion would be mind or forces
Depends on how you want to achieve your illusions
Control of elements is forces as well
@Taylor Swift I think you were date and time?
Fate*
I'm off tomorrow so if you need help or want me to look things over just mention me @Future
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-18 11:42 PM
Gonna blow yalls minds when yall find out Ima ctually Taylor swift
Hori 05-Mar-18 11:45 PM
thonking
Fuck it I'll believe
Longsaddle 06-Mar-18 10:34 AM
yeah tay you were time and fate
@Future I made a character on roll20 for you just log in at some point so I can give you control over it
Taylor Swift 06-Mar-18 11:59 AM
hype
Future 06-Mar-18 03:56 PM
Ok I’ll log in tonight
Coathanger MD 06-Mar-18 10:59 PM
Marski 08-Mar-18 07:54 PM
any of you mtg fans sshould know
dominaria just leaked
Blake addresses the recent leak online.
Longsaddle 09-Mar-18 01:05 PM
dominaria is looking really solid
Future 12-Mar-18 04:45 AM
When are we doing the mage thing
Also I was doing some commanders logs for my elite dangerous pilot and dabbled around with the starfinder rules game looks fun
Longsaddle 12-Mar-18 08:41 AM
We'll be doing mage when we can get everyone together, my week is a little busy for the next 2 weeks due to me having ect every 2nd day unfortunately
knockout 13-Mar-18 07:59 PM
speaking of dominaria
alpha investments supposedly opened two identical booster boxes w/only variations in mythic rares
@BustrKc was there
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:04 PM
one was jace and the other was mikokoro, but aside from that doubled down on every rare/mythic
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:04 PM
dang
had to be a jace ofc
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:05 PM
Yeah, the other box wouldve been a bust imo
Jace or gtfo
No chalice in either
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:05 PM
wow
no chalice?
that's a 🅱 ummer
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:06 PM
Id be down for a for sure chalice
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:06 PM
reprint LOTV when
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:08 PM
Lmbo at Massdrop selling Masters25 full set for $750
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:09 PM
hahaha
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:09 PM
Whered that number come from?
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:09 PM
beats me
def not the EV
hope you pull a vendillion clique or two
it's a very you blue card
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:12 PM
Im a known flasher
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:19 PM
👀
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 08:29 PM
I might start playing MTG again
dominaria seems like a great place to start
haven't played seriously in a long time
since uh
zendikar maybe?
and before then it was mercadian masques
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 08:49 PM
Challenger deck brooo
Or the whole mtgo, i guess
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 08:56 PM
i've been playing since alpha/beta
never played mtgo
it really feels awful
knockout 13-Mar-18 08:58 PM
it's so bad
but i keep going back
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 08:58 PM
I wish I could tolerate it
but it hurts
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:02 PM
you'd play standard if you got back into it?
if so, @BustrKc is right, deffo pick up the challenger decks
and a few packs of dom or box if you're about that life
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:05 PM
That red ones good but alot of its cycling out of standard
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:06 PM
yeah
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:06 PM
Im not even sure which ones worth it longer term
Maybe approach?
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:06 PM
longer term? red still
hazoret is in some modern decks
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:06 PM
True
I like that constrictor with blue splashed
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:06 PM
i forget what's in approach tho
yeah
i love counters
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:07 PM
Hadanas climb is mad dece
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:07 PM
but i'm biased since i run constrictors in my jund eck
yeah
that one dude ran that GP with it
and everyone else was like "hadana's what?"
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:07 PM
card good
I built a u/g merfolk with that involved
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:08 PM
🐟 👨🏻
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:09 PM
i'd play standard again for sure
was always my fav format
that and EDH
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:09 PM
Edh is pretty accessible from what I understand
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:10 PM
could always do pauper
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:10 PM
The prefabs are like close to good
Prefab pauper when?
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:11 PM
pauper is good times too
tiny leaders
knockout 13-Mar-18 09:13 PM
i cant get into singleton formats
Marski 13-Mar-18 09:28 PM
edh is accessible when it comes to money and power level
less accessible whne it comes to understanding rules and the cards
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:28 PM
well it's not bad for someone like me i've been playing since the start
Marski 13-Mar-18 09:29 PM
since its a format where people will play cards that literally no one knows have ever existed because they happen to work in that one deck
and that happens around 35 times per match
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:33 PM
The Largest UNAPPROVED / UNSPONSORED / UNCONTROLLED Magic The Gathering Channel in the world filled with Greed Monsters, Evil Investors, and 1.333333336% Wom...
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:33 PM
Yeah, absurd
Almost more so because its that dude
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:36 PM
they picked some weird things to reprint
plague wind
elvish piper
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:39 PM
"Historic"
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:39 PM
Triskadekaphobia
piper I get
plague wind
no one played that
prophecy was one of the worst sets ever made
in fact i'd go so far to say it WAS the worst set
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:41 PM
Well, they didn't mention "good"
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:42 PM
albino troll would have been nice to see ;/
pouncing jaguar
priest of titania
emperor crocodile
ball lightning
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 09:45 PM
Ball lightning is in there i think
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 09:46 PM
it is
there's some good edh fodder there
BustrKc 13-Mar-18 11:04 PM
Damn, looking into the tiny leaders meta, theres some very cheap options for decks to play
$6 mono white deck, sheeeeeeeiiit
Longsaddle 13-Mar-18 11:39 PM
yeah tiny leaders is quite fun
knockout 14-Mar-18 08:13 AM
a lot of the thonking reprints are b/c legacy, vintage players whined hard enough about the masters sets being too modern focused
BustrKc 14-Mar-18 06:04 PM
Masters 25 boxes dropping in price lol
Rejd 15-Mar-18 06:40 AM
Future 15-Mar-18 12:22 PM
Hey nerds how was stars without numbers? I want to do a starfinder campaign but I’m skeptical on sci-fi tabletops
If there’s interest I could do a thing but I want to run it different from our dnd campaign. Even if we do another dnd campaign I want to try something new
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 12:30 PM
Heh
heh
@Hori how was stars without numbers he asks
smugpepe
Bear in the Woods 15-Mar-18 12:30 PM
I would 100% watch a Bob Ross model painting show
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 12:31 PM
Swn was LEGENDARY
Never forget tays fool proof ship stealing plan
Step 1: IED the captains room
Step 2: vent all the oxygen (edited)
Hori 15-Mar-18 12:32 PM
thinkpepe
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 12:32 PM
Step 3: Full thrust the ship and throw it into reverse until everyone’s dead from being bashed around
Step 4: Mop up survivors
Hori 15-Mar-18 12:32 PM
Step 5: pilot the ship wrong and ruin everything
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 12:33 PM
That was a loaner ship that fucked up iirc
Hori 15-Mar-18 12:33 PM
Oh right
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 12:41 PM
Rip @Talljoe tho
YinBot BOT 15-Mar-18 12:41 PM
Ya, RIP
Talljoe 15-Mar-18 12:41 PM
Naw, RIP getting everyone together at the same time.
YinBot BOT 15-Mar-18 12:41 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 12:58 PM
Name a time and place bruh my ass there
Talljoe 15-Mar-18 02:01 PM
I know you'll be there.....
Talljoe 15-Mar-18 02:38 PM
@Future SWN is a great sandbox game. If your players are up for that sort of game. Starfinder is definitely more "D&D"-like which is what many people are looking for. SWN's faction turn system is great for keeping the world running outside the local bubble of your players and can be adapted to other systems. SWN also makes is easy to improv and react to player's bizarre actions (mutiny much?). (edited)
Future 15-Mar-18 02:43 PM
Nice I want to do something less mechanical
So combat is kinda quickly brushed over to prioritize story and roll pkay
Role
Talljoe 15-Mar-18 02:44 PM
If you're looking for that, I'd recommend a PbtA hack or maybe Blades in the Dark (although those are fairly new so I don't know of any good ones yet).
I ran Apocalypse World for a bunch of D&D players. "I shoot out the tires of the truck [parked on the side of the road.]" "What are the stats on your gun?" "Noisy, messy." "Ok, that happens." "What? No roll?"
I've heard good things about Uncharted Worlds.
Future 15-Mar-18 02:48 PM
Hmmm
Talljoe 15-Mar-18 02:48 PM
RollPlay: Swan Song is a brand new adventure set in the Stars without Number ruleset and DM'ed by Dungeon World creator Adam Koebel. The cast stars RollPlay ...
Future 15-Mar-18 02:49 PM
Oh sweet
Talljoe 15-Mar-18 02:50 PM
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knockout 15-Mar-18 03:56 PM
Masters 25 Iconic Masters Garbage Fire. ONE sealed booster box of Iconic Masters. ONE sealed booster box of Masters 25. Why choose me?. Let me show you the meaning of fast. Ready to go. If you do. | eBay!
Taylor Swift 15-Mar-18 05:44 PM
Man idc what it is
I wanna tabletop again
Tabletop is PEAK BMW
Longsaddle 15-Mar-18 07:20 PM
sorry i'm not available right now to host mage, I have ECT 3 times a week and i'm in a bad spot looking for another plumbing apprenticeship
knockout 16-Mar-18 08:09 AM
if by "peak bmw" you mean "taylor doesnt take the game seriously"
Hazlen 16-Mar-18 10:37 AM
cough tabletop simulator
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-18 11:38 AM
Ok Hindered
Hazlen 16-Mar-18 11:38 AM
secret hitler return night when
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-18 11:40 AM
Whats the point, jacks hitler
First change you get to kill someone, pick Jack
80% chance you win the game
Future 16-Mar-18 01:37 PM
well if we aren't going to mage
i can look into starfinder rules and stuff and things
no guarantee
IM always down to do dnd one shots, but usually those are more just mechanical rather than story based
your in this dungeon do a kill mans
Taylor Swift 16-Mar-18 01:43 PM
I Hate Chiggers Part Two When
Longsaddle 16-Mar-18 02:02 PM
I want to host mage asap I just can't right now, i'm barely awake most of the week right now ;/
Quornes 16-Mar-18 03:43 PM
no worries
knockout 17-Mar-18 08:07 AM
Mez 18-Mar-18 05:59 PM
Been working on basing, as I think it’s my weakest point in the hobby
Taylor Swift 18-Mar-18 06:12 PM
eyepop
Future 18-Mar-18 06:16 PM
ive learned my weakest point is all of it
Taylor Swift 18-Mar-18 06:17 PM
Loosely related via plastic model experience
but painting is always the hardest
Future 18-Mar-18 06:17 PM
yeah like i get painting i just cant do it
Bear in the Woods 18-Mar-18 07:03 PM
I'm working on that right now I just cant figure out if it's me or the paint that's screwy v_
Mez 18-Mar-18 07:11 PM
What’s the issue @Bear in the Woods
Show me a picture I’ll help
Bear in the Woods 18-Mar-18 07:12 PM
the paint goes on kinda bubbly, dunno if I'm thinning too much or just need to mix it better
using Vallejo Game color
Mez 18-Mar-18 07:35 PM
Can you show me a picture of it though
knockout 20-Mar-18 06:48 PM
Bear in the Woods 20-Mar-18 09:58 PM
Yeah I'll grab a pic of it at some point
Bear in the Woods 22-Mar-18 12:32 AM
Plastic Sisters are gonna be real
Mez 22-Mar-18 01:23 AM
Plastic sisters
getin
knockout 22-Mar-18 01:37 PM
@BustrKc
👌 2
😂 2
🅱 2
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 04:20 PM
So im thinking of running a DnD 5e game Lost Mines of Phandalin
Anyone interested?
Future 22-Mar-18 04:26 PM
sure ill play
ive played/run it before but i can roleplay a character without spoiling it for anything if you need 1 more
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 04:32 PM
You're the only one need atleast 2 more
Taylor Swift 22-Mar-18 04:48 PM
Same
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 05:35 PM
So we need another nig nog
Or two
Taylor Swift 22-Mar-18 05:50 PM
@Quornes @Longsaddle @Talljoe @Hori @Rejd @whoever else
Quornes 22-Mar-18 05:50 PM
i got work 😦
Longsaddle 22-Mar-18 05:51 PM
I would normally but I can't right now, i'm starting a job easter monday
and I have my last ECT tomorrow
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 05:51 PM
I havent even said the day or time you goddamn kikes
Quornes 22-Mar-18 05:52 PM
i could do it yeah
depending on schedule
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 05:53 PM
I was thinking friday night or saturday
Longsaddle 22-Mar-18 05:53 PM
I might be able to do it saturday
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 05:55 PM
How many of you have played lost mines
Quornes 22-Mar-18 05:55 PM
i wouldnt be able to do friday/saturday
i might be able to get sundays off again but thats about it
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 05:56 PM
Sundays is my irl group and after that i have a roll20 group so cant do sunday
Quornes 22-Mar-18 05:57 PM
you'll have to count me out then, theres no way i could get fridays/saturdays off. Maybe once, but they're not going to change one to be my permanent off day
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 05:57 PM
Rip
YinBot BOT 22-Mar-18 05:57 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor Swift 22-Mar-18 06:10 PM
Our first group was Lost Mines
^ The Taylor Interrogating Method
Future 22-Mar-18 06:38 PM
Yeah almost everyone willing to@play will have seen lost mines
Might not be the best module
Jesus of Methleham 22-Mar-18 07:07 PM
Ok
Hoard of the Dragon Queen?
Taylor Swift 22-Mar-18 07:19 PM
Sounds interesting
Future 22-Mar-18 10:03 PM
Never played it
Im down
Rejd 23-Mar-18 08:15 AM
I'm awful at roleplaying tbh
I'm more into the mechanics
Rejd 23-Mar-18 12:30 PM
And that said I wanna fuck with a polearm paladin
Taylor Swift 23-Mar-18 12:33 PM
Just rp a mute
knockout 23-Mar-18 12:43 PM
typical taylor
not taking the game seriously
Taylor Swift 23-Mar-18 12:53 PM
We need a hindered emote to react with
knockout 23-Mar-18 12:54 PM
how about ☢
Peaches 23-Mar-18 01:47 PM
🌈 🍑
Jesus of Methleham 23-Mar-18 02:09 PM
so how many nig nogs we got
two?
i'm thinking saturday at 4 pm PST
Jesus of Methleham 23-Mar-18 02:32 PM
@Taylor Swift @Longsaddle @Future
Longsaddle 23-Mar-18 02:33 PM
right now i'm going to decline any extraneous stuff, I am starting a new job April 2nd
and I don't want to fuck it up
which is something I do now that i'm not in the army anymore
Jesus of Methleham 23-Mar-18 02:48 PM
rip
YinBot BOT 23-Mar-18 02:48 PM
Ya, RIP
Talljoe 24-Mar-18 01:58 PM
If anyone wants to see me DM a level 18-20 adventure like a boss, here you go: https://youtu.be/S2pe_4yWkZ0
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Future 24-Mar-18 02:08 PM
nioce
tell those nerds to put the screens away and use some paper
Taylor Swift 24-Mar-18 03:07 PM
eyepop Talljoe is handsome!
Jesus of Methleham 24-Mar-18 03:46 PM
Yea wtf faggotry is this
Using laptops instead of paper
Mez 25-Mar-18 08:22 AM
Big ole WIP
Taylor Swift 25-Mar-18 09:47 AM
🙏🏿
Peaches 25-Mar-18 11:03 AM
Really nice mez
Mez 25-Mar-18 11:10 AM
Eh it’s not my best
Just an annoying model to paint
The pose is nice
But I tried something new with the parchment and I wasn’t happy with it
I’ve gotten more progress done since those pics, I’ll upload them after work today
knockout 27-Mar-18 10:00 AM
who's following the dominaria spoilers?? y'all see this wild card????
BustrKc 27-Mar-18 04:27 PM
75 cards per deck. Challenger Decks are intended for players who want to skip deckbuilding & jump right into their local Standard events. Sorcery (2). COUNTER SURGE. Spindown life counter. Manufacturer: WIZARDS OF THE COAST. | eBay!
@Longsaddle ez way into standard (edited)
Longsaddle 27-Mar-18 04:37 PM
Dominaria is looking kind of the though
The=eh
Longsaddle 27-Mar-18 04:57 PM
Last standard I enjoyed was alara block
BustrKc 27-Mar-18 06:15 PM
I think some of the cards in it are ok, but idk if as a whole its better than any of the current blocks. Though i fucking hate ixalan/rivals.
Drafting ixalans block is the lamest shit, but i keep doing it..
Longsaddle 27-Mar-18 08:00 PM
i'm not a big drafter tbh
I play EDh like a fiend
some of dominaria is cool
like the Saga's
some of the creatures are incredible but legendary
which makes some sense
BUT
they fucked the legendary rule
so now you just don't want to jam 4 x into your deck in the event of a dead draw (edited)
I really wish they just reprinted white and black knight though
BustrKc 28-Mar-18 02:00 PM
Yeah, "hexproof" from colors is stupid imo
Longsaddle 28-Mar-18 02:12 PM
I think it's fine, it's just if you're going to do dominaria you might as well do dominaria
Longsaddle 30-Mar-18 03:37 PM
Pinned a message.
knockout 07-Apr-18 08:00 AM
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Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 12:42 PM
Pinned a message.
Future 07-Apr-18 12:57 PM
It’s so funny that in any other game netdecking isn’t a thing just the meta
And in magic playing optimally is shamed oceans of plebs
Like no one in chess plays novelties they learn all the main lines and variants because they work .... same with just about anything ever
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:03 PM
yeah I never got that
I played tourneys and got kind of serious after a while
magic becomes such a race to the bottom it'
it's not even funny
Future 07-Apr-18 01:04 PM
Damn
I believe it
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:04 PM
the amount of math that I had to do was reidiculous
the game is just about advantage, nothing else
Future 07-Apr-18 01:05 PM
Yeah I play competitive Pokémon for the last year because I wanted to get into something totally new to me and it’s a pretty good balance
The game is simple enough that the math is just poker math
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:05 PM
i've heard pokemon was a pretty solid game
I think i'd feel weird playing tourneys with 8 year olds
Future 07-Apr-18 01:06 PM
But yeah there’s a lot@of hard choices to make
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:06 PM
I got weird looks playing magic
Future 07-Apr-18 01:06 PM
So that’s the thing the tourneys are broken into age groups
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:06 PM
and that's an "adult" gam
really?
that makes sense honestly
how's an 11 year old going to think as well as a 25 year old
Future 07-Apr-18 01:07 PM
Yeah masters is 18+ then they have juniors and seniors for the kids
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:07 PM
not to disparage the 11 year old
Future 07-Apr-18 01:07 PM
But the lgs stores don’t sit by age obviously so that’s where it gets awkward
90% of my prep is playing online because of that
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:07 PM
yeah it's worse there due to the parents sometimes standing around
Future 07-Apr-18 01:08 PM
Cause your absolutely right I don’t like it one bit, parents, being a parent in mentoring instead of being like owned bitch etc
It’s just not fun
And I see like Friday night magic and get jealous but I’m busy enough irl it doesn’t really matter
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:08 PM
eh, sportsmanship is important imo
I try to be pleasant when I play
Future 07-Apr-18 01:09 PM
It is and I do too
It’s just with another adult we will talk about our decks mid game what’s working and what’s not
And with kids they will draw the wrong amount of cards off a draw support
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:09 PM
ah
Future 07-Apr-18 01:09 PM
So it’s a continuous stream of@guidance
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:09 PM
and you can't call them out
Future 07-Apr-18 01:09 PM
For the most part
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:10 PM
oh that yes
Future 07-Apr-18 01:10 PM
No I do not in the cheating sense just you made a mistake
But it’s effort instead of fun or relaxing
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:10 PM
I was part of the old DCI mentorship program and a judge so it came with the game for me
Future 07-Apr-18 01:10 PM
Ahhh that’s cool
I just can’t get into it
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:10 PM
I really really loved magic
Future 07-Apr-18 01:10 PM
Mentoring that is
I could always get into magic
Longsaddle 07-Apr-18 01:11 PM
chimera used to be around to play online
I haven't play in a long time so I don't know of any other ways but I know there is one
it was good too
Dominaria is going to be a great place to start playing
Marski 07-Apr-18 07:55 PM
never pay more than 10 euros for a trading card
even 5 euros is pushing it tbh
oh i mean dollars
Longsaddle 08-Apr-18 10:41 AM
that wouldn't work well for mtg
some of those cards are 80$ easily
in fact many of them are
there's a top modern deck right now where a good portion of the cards are more than 50$
and that's pretty typical
Marski 08-Apr-18 11:54 AM
never play modern
BustrKc 09-Apr-18 10:34 PM
dong 2
I was surprised to see someone actually playing with one of the lewd mats
Taylor Swift 09-Apr-18 10:39 PM
God Warrior
Mez 10-Apr-18 06:24 AM
virgin
ban 3
Marski 10-Apr-18 04:34 PM
and that's a good thing!
knockout 12-Apr-18 01:45 PM
Taylor Swift 12-Apr-18 01:59 PM
.yt rocky top 10 hours
TrapBot BOT 12-Apr-18 01:59 PM
The Pride Of The Southland Band performs Rocky Top. Looped for 10 hours. Perfect to send to your anti-Vols friends.
Coathanger MD 13-Apr-18 07:15 PM
Mez 13-Apr-18 08:32 PM
> no half human half dwarf shortstacks
This is why dnd is for faggot soyboys
Future 15-Apr-18 12:38 AM
We call em halfings smug
Longsaddle 15-Apr-18 01:19 PM
nymph's get around
Bear in the Woods 15-Apr-18 02:12 PM
Would a Dragon and Sprite be the most disproportionate?
knockout 15-Apr-18 02:21 PM
idk why a centaur and a dwarf can't do it
isn't that basically a humanoid corgi?
i mean , i get physically
but what about insemination
Cubear 16-Apr-18 04:02 PM
this is not a table for who can have sex, but who cna concieve from sex
knockout 16-Apr-18 06:21 PM
right, why couldn't a female centaur conceive a dwarf's child?
and give birth to a humanoid, four-legged version of a pembroke corgi
knockout 16-Apr-18 07:13 PM
normally alters are wack but this is hilarious
Cubear 16-Apr-18 09:38 PM
possibly because centaurs are some sort of fey creature, you'll notice they can only breed with magical beings, for the most part
🙄 1
knockout 17-Apr-18 02:27 PM
wow the nerds in the bootleg mtg discord have no sense of humor
also, courtesy of buster (edited)
Peaches 17-Apr-18 05:45 PM
God damn
BustrKc 17-Apr-18 07:17 PM
dong 2
Marski 18-Apr-18 08:43 AM
blue is for soyboys
real men enjoy Big Black Decks
Marski 18-Apr-18 09:12 AM
and that's a good thing, i might add
knockout 18-Apr-18 10:23 AM
esper = regular brain grixis = active brain mono blue = full brain expansion
knockout 18-Apr-18 07:45 PM
Longsaddle 18-Apr-18 08:42 PM
I love MtG a lot (edited)
but it feels like it's gone out of whack for a while
I remember when Jackal Pup was considered a really great creature
TrapBot BOT 18-Apr-18 08:43 PM
Longsaddle 18-Apr-18 08:43 PM
but now you have cards like this
TrapBot BOT 18-Apr-18 08:43 PM
Longsaddle 18-Apr-18 08:45 PM
amazing effect, great p/t, great curve, easy to cast and relevant subtypes
it's banned in standard thankfully
but the fact it exists is jarring
Bear in the Woods 18-Apr-18 09:26 PM
Yeah that jackal pup seems pretty stronk
Marski 19-Apr-18 04:11 AM
1 mana 2/1 with a very insignificant drawback is great
TrapBot BOT 19-Apr-18 03:40 PM
knockout 20-Apr-18 09:24 AM
44 Magic cards found where the card types include “creature” and the converted mana cost = 1.0 and the power = 2.0 and the toughness = 1.0
Mez 20-Apr-18 05:38 PM
😍 1
Took me a month
Haven’t had free time
But here he is, my Lord Castellant
And his loyal gryph hound
Future 21-Apr-18 01:16 PM
Wow
knockout 25-Apr-18 02:26 PM
Hazlen 27-Apr-18 01:39 PM
Hazlen 28-Apr-18 08:59 AM
Future 30-Apr-18 08:17 PM
There’s a great year ahead for Warhammer Age of Sigmar. With a major battletome on shelves with Maggotkin of Nurgle, …
what is the difference between a battletome and the generals rule book
is the battle tome rolled into the next years generals rulebook or are they separate?
Mez 30-Apr-18 08:23 PM
Ghb is your yearly rulebook, battle plans etc. battle tomes are special army items, army plans etc
The ghb think of as like your big yearly balance patch for every faction
Battle tomes are special powers etc and lore
@Future
Future 30-Apr-18 08:29 PM
Ahh nice
The errata for the tomes are just added to the pdf right?
So if I download the latest tome it has all the updates and seag
For that race
Mez 30-Apr-18 08:31 PM
Yeah
I prefer to have a physical book tbh
And just post it note / print pages
Much nicer when ur playing
/tg/ has the appended ones with the changes marked in red
Future 30-Apr-18 08:40 PM
oh very cool
so you can get the physical books for battletomes?
i didn't realize
cause im with you 100%
all my dnd stuff is books instead of apps
Mez 01-May-18 12:40 AM
Yeah
Future 01-May-18 06:50 PM
xwing 2.0 announced
😍
looks perfect in every way
knockout 02-May-18 11:29 AM
knockout 03-May-18 09:06 AM
Marski 03-May-18 09:31 AM
thanks ill post that in my mtg discord
for a gay white supremacist furry that hates netdeckers
knockout 03-May-18 09:59 AM
you don't need to describe yourself to us, we know
Marski 03-May-18 10:48 AM
im not a white supremacist im not even white
knockout 03-May-18 11:13 AM
you don't need to be white to be a white supremacist
the cat's out of the bag
it's too late to take it back
you furry
knockout 03-May-18 04:58 PM
261 points and 37 comments so far on reddit
knockout 03-May-18 07:43 PM
Future 07-May-18 10:02 PM
Getting some ship shooting in
knockout 08-May-18 02:28 PM
BustrKc 09-May-18 08:00 PM
Just got my MTG Arena beta invite
Feels so-so man
Future 09-May-18 09:19 PM
yeah i didn't get in myself
but it looked real jank
im real depressed about it actually
i was hoping it would just be really crisp
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:08 AM
It starts you off with a lot of hot garbage too
not that that wasnt expected
Im just not into paying for a beta version of what i already have
and the meta is all weird without kaladesh
Future 10-May-18 01:41 AM
its behind standard?
idgi
why
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:41 AM
no idea
probly because they have so many issues already with it
must be all the sweet explosions
BustrKc 10-May-18 02:11 AM
Ive just been playing the pre con decks and spamming chat
Future 10-May-18 03:41 AM
Table top gamers for trump.
@Taylor Swift spearhead that political movement please
knockout 10-May-18 08:14 AM
yeah, so-so is a good way to describe mtgarena
you should've seen it two waves ago before they made the rewards more generous
it would've taken like 22 weeks F2P to get a T1 standard deck
aka, more than a rotation
Future 10-May-18 11:35 AM
I just wish they would have considered going the Pokémon route where buying boosters irl gave you codes for the online gam
knockout 10-May-18 11:51 AM
they did
they're trialing it in NZ
before a global roll out
Future 10-May-18 11:56 AM
Yo that would actually own then
I don’t really care how bad f2p is if the actual game can allow me to also play my decks online
knockout 10-May-18 12:03 PM
i think the barcodes just give you points towards unlocking the vault
so you could get wildcards from it
it's not 1:1 with the pack
that would be a nightmare
Future 10-May-18 01:23 PM
why
what would be wrong with getting as many cards from digital game as pack
that's what pokemon does and it owns
you buy a box irl you get a box of packs in app
knockout 10-May-18 01:24 PM
oh i thought you meant you get the literal exact cards that the pack had
Future 10-May-18 01:27 PM
nah
yeah that would be a night mare
its just a code for a pack
so its 1:1 value but not cards
and for cardboard only players its nice
cause they can sell the codes for about $20
offsetting the cost of the box
but wizards for instance has digital dnd now and buying the book physically doesn't give you shit
so i didn't expect much
knockout 10-May-18 01:31 PM
yeah, i think they're a little behind when it comes to digital growth
i get not wanting to devalue MODO too much
i think they're modeling themselves after other mediums too much and forgetting that there's a strong social dynamic to their games
Future 10-May-18 01:32 PM
right
knockout 10-May-18 01:32 PM
that isn't necessarily facilitated by the medium itself
like a video game handles matchmaking
buying DND doesnt
so they may as well give you a digital key when you buy physical b/c the overhead is relatively low and it allows you to proselytize their product
Future 10-May-18 01:34 PM
and i get paying a premium for a magic platform but i feel like in the modern age its required and helpful
online poker made table poker bigger than ever
you need the online component to practice
like before a tournament etc
and under the pre arena model the only solution was buy your deck in mtgo
which is kinda dick and alienates your biggest buyers
so it would be nice if arena fixed that
like if im some pro shit lord standard king dropping $1,000 or more ayear the least you can do is let me play my deck online to tweak it and prep for events
because not everyone can live in the heart of magic town
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:36 PM
I think Arena is trying for the ccg template rather than tcg, which is kinda smart, but also very GAYYYYYYY
knockout 10-May-18 01:36 PM
it isn't even buy your deck in mtgo
you need to use bots to do that
you need to buy event tickets and then trade them to bots for your deck
the hard way is to grind drafts and then leagues
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:37 PM
Arena is like buy in and then yeah, you bought that
Have fun, go on, your moneys gone, go get em bud
Maybe they'll implement trading
But rn it seems like they caught on to how well hearthstone makes money off people
Future 10-May-18 01:40 PM
right but that's my whole problem
hs excuse is there is no physical game
but if you compete with hs in price your going to split your community into online gamers and irl gamers
instead of letting people do both
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:41 PM
Yeah, i like the mtgo set buying option
Though its not worth it for like 5 chase cards, its a nice idea to be able to trade up
knockout 10-May-18 01:44 PM
unless you accidentally sign up for a phantom draft 😛
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:44 PM
Ive only phantom drafted...
New player points
knockout 10-May-18 01:45 PM
oh right
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:45 PM
Im the cheapest mtg player
knockout 10-May-18 01:45 PM
aka the only smart mtg player
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:45 PM
But i refuse to play budget magic
FUCK BURN BROOO
knockout 10-May-18 01:46 PM
"pauper"
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:46 PM
lol when pauper decks are over $200
I saw that my standard deck is over $400 and i was confused
knockout 10-May-18 01:48 PM
it adds up so quickly
and it's valid to make it proportional
a t1 modern jund deck is ike $2200 so a $200 budget deck is valid
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:50 PM
And its 11x less likely to win so
Jk im jk
knockout 10-May-18 01:50 PM
haha
it's 110x less likely to win
BustrKc 10-May-18 01:52 PM
Im better of playing my standard deck in modern
knockout 10-May-18 01:54 PM
jeskai teferi
@deleted-role give us a scryfall bot please
BustrKc 10-May-18 02:07 PM
Im on the esper shyt tn, bouta lose to some aggro troglodytes
Then draft
knockout 10-May-18 02:09 PM
i think you're a little light on gas
BustrKc 10-May-18 02:10 PM
Yeah, i might switch up to a midrangey thing, with raff
Or grow some balls and go full uw
knockout 10-May-18 02:13 PM
riddleform would be good for that much denial https://scryfall.com/card/hou/43
{1}{U}, Enchantment, Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may have Riddleform become a 3/3 Sphinx creature with flying in addition to its other types until end of turn. {2}{U}: Scry 1.
Taylor Swift 10-May-18 02:29 PM
Link me a good one and I’ll think about it
Mez 10-May-18 02:31 PM
Mtg is lame even the 40k and aos players make fun of them at my lgs
knockout 10-May-18 02:34 PM
@Taylor Swift https://scryfall.com/bots daddy please
Scryfall provides Slack and Discord bots that let you summon Magic: The Gathering card information into channels.
you may have a gun, mez but i command mana and walk the planes of dominaria
Future 10-May-18 05:58 PM
FlyCasual - Fan-made "Star Wars: X-Wing Miniatures Game" simulator
Bmw xwing tournament when
Taylor Swift 10-May-18 06:12 PM
[[Orcish Librarian]]
Scryfall BOT 10-May-18 06:12 PM
Taylor Swift 10-May-18 06:12 PM
[[Orcish Librarian]]
Scryfall BOT 10-May-18 06:12 PM
Creature — Orc manar, manat: Look at the top eight cards of your library. Exile four of them at random, then put the rest on top of your library in any order. "Us hungry, need food . . . . Lots of books . . . . Hmm . . . ." 1/1
Taylor Swift 10-May-18 06:16 PM
@knockout urwelcome
Hori 10-May-18 06:16 PM
the command should be ((( )))
since mtg is jewery
Future 10-May-18 06:23 PM
Bmw xwing night when
I’d suggest other table top games but they aren’t as free online
Does tts have warhammer @Mez
That could be cool too
Hazlen 10-May-18 06:26 PM
p sure it does
Taylor Swift 10-May-18 06:26 PM
Almost certain
We really should have at the very least a monthly tabletop night
Really missing out by not
Mez 10-May-18 06:37 PM
yes
it as 40k, 8th ed WHFB and AOS
monthly TT would be fun
I can teach you guys aos or 40k
Taylor Swift 10-May-18 06:44 PM
HELL yeah
Im in
Mez 10-May-18 06:56 PM
aos is earsier to learn
so we can start with that
knockout 10-May-18 07:16 PM
tyvm @Taylor Swift
[[teferi]]
Scryfall BOT 10-May-18 07:17 PM
More than one card matches “teferi”. Can you be be more specific?
knockout 10-May-18 07:17 PM
[[teferi, hero of dominaria]]
Scryfall BOT 10-May-18 07:17 PM
Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi +1: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap two lands. −3: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top. −8: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls." Loyalty: 4
Longsaddle 10-May-18 07:31 PM
we can try to bring a pen and paper game back, I think Mage was enjoyed by everyone(i'm not sure) I just haven't been well enough to start it back up again even though I want to
was the highlight of my week for a while
BustrKc 10-May-18 07:38 PM
[[jovan]]
Scryfall BOT 10-May-18 07:38 PM
No cards found for “jovan”. Check your spelling.
BustrKc 10-May-18 07:38 PM
Damnit
[[joven]]
Scryfall BOT 10-May-18 07:38 PM
Legendary Creature — Human Rogue manarmanarmanar, manat: Destroy target noncreature artifact. "Joven, you're almost as good a thief as I. But Eron hates you even more." —Chandler 3/3
BustrKc 10-May-18 07:38 PM
There he is
knockout 10-May-18 07:42 PM
are you at standard showdown?
BustrKc 10-May-18 08:38 PM
I went 1-1-1
SAD!
Im drafting now
Its much worse
knockout 10-May-18 08:56 PM
breaking even is good
and drafting is hard
Longsaddle 10-May-18 09:30 PM
Ugh I was never good at drafting
Future 11-May-18 12:41 AM
@Mez is aos or 40k ever going to be a you go, i go game? is there talk of a mechanic change or will it always be i move my full army you move your full army
Mez 11-May-18 12:58 AM
say again?
knockout 11-May-18 10:33 AM
@BustrKc if you ever get into modern, i think i found the deck for you...https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/zac-elsiks-blue-steel-3/
BustrKc 11-May-18 10:37 AM
I do have 2 smugglers copters...
I like the traxos
knockout 11-May-18 10:41 AM
t4 untapped traxos if you've got minamo in hand (edited)
[[minamo]]
Scryfall BOT 11-May-18 10:42 AM
Plane — Kamigawa Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may draw a card. Whenever you roll manachaos, each player may return a blue card from their graveyard to their hand.
knockout 11-May-18 10:42 AM
ffs
[[minamo school]]
Scryfall BOT 11-May-18 10:42 AM
Legendary Land manat: Add manau. manau, manat: Untap target legendary permanent. Its students graduate the school and enter history.
BustrKc 11-May-18 10:42 AM
Im tryna brew traxos in standard with like construct tribal
Saw a gb constrictor/constructs
knockout 11-May-18 10:46 AM
there are 35 standard legal construct creatures
35 Magic cards found where the card types include “construct” and it’s legal in Standard
BustrKc 11-May-18 11:41 AM
Im all about the scrapheap/ballista/metallic mimic combo
knockout 11-May-18 12:25 PM
yeah, if you can keep a mimic on board long enough to get the walking ballista out, that's a nice wombo combo
BustrKc 11-May-18 01:45 PM
Mimics fine, no one would hurt em
BustrKc 11-May-18 01:55 PM
NO ONE
knockout 11-May-18 02:32 PM
[[fatal push]] says differently for another 7 months
Scryfall BOT 11-May-18 02:32 PM
Instant Destroy target creature if it has converted mana cost 2 or less. Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has converted mana cost 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.
ban 1
BustrKc 11-May-18 03:14 PM
NOOO
knockout 11-May-18 03:30 PM
and if that don't get him [[harsh scrutiny]] will
Scryfall BOT 11-May-18 03:30 PM
Sorcery Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. That player discards that card. Scry 1. "If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear." —Enforcer-Chief Ranaj
BustrKc 11-May-18 04:22 PM
Anything that stops my combo is banned
New standard
knockout 12-May-18 09:41 AM
BustrKc 12-May-18 11:34 AM
"Where'd you get $2.00!?"
BustrKc 12-May-18 05:29 PM
Is Approach+Naru Meha an insta win for 11 mana?
[[aproach of the second sun]]
Scryfall BOT 12-May-18 05:29 PM
Sorcery If Approach of the Second Sun was cast from your hand and you've cast another spell named Approach of the Second Sun this game, you win the game. Otherwise, put Approach of the Second Sun into its owner's library seventh from the top and you gain 7 life.
BustrKc 12-May-18 05:30 PM
[[Naru Meha]]
Scryfall BOT 12-May-18 05:30 PM
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Flash When Naru Meha, Master Wizard enters the battlefield, copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Other Wizards you control get +1/+1. 3/3
knockout 12-May-18 05:59 PM
yeah
BustrKc 12-May-18 10:16 PM
Ez
knockout 13-May-18 10:51 AM
> 11 mana
> ez
bruh
BustrKc 13-May-18 11:46 AM
1v1 me
Im playing a naru meha brawl deck with 58 mana and one approach
knockout 13-May-18 11:56 AM
lol
Mez 13-May-18 04:32 PM
age of sigmar 2nd edition announced eyepop
Sunday 4.40 – Live Blog 25: That’s All… For Now Wow! What a weekend – God-Emperor knows how we’re going to top …
> Brian blessed voicing gotrek
Bear in the Woods 13-May-18 05:56 PM
Orks won the 40k tournament lmbo
Mez 13-May-18 06:15 PM
As long as it’s not tau
It’s ok with me
Hazlen 13-May-18 06:22 PM
deyy brough tha dakka
Jesus of Methleham 13-May-18 06:30 PM
@here dnd group today at 7 pm PST needs one more. lost a player need another
Future 13-May-18 10:44 PM
Holy fuck yes
Jesus of Methleham 14-May-18 12:15 AM
@Future talking to me
Future 14-May-18 12:34 AM
The warhammer update is love to play some dnd but no time
knockout 14-May-18 11:48 AM
BustrKc 14-May-18 12:23 PM
How bout that karn eh?
knockout 14-May-18 12:23 PM
up to $60
BustrKc 14-May-18 12:25 PM
He da bes card
Jk Teferi is #1
Future 15-May-18 06:31 PM
@Mez did any of that warhammer tournament from the fest get streamed or recorded to you tube?
Be cool to watch some of the top matchrs
Mez 15-May-18 06:42 PM
Nah it’s all on twitch and you need to sub to watch vods @Future
I think
@Future
Found them
You need to sub yeah
Future 16-May-18 04:03 AM
nice
damn i might sub a month just to watch them lol
knockout 16-May-18 09:50 AM
knockout 16-May-18 10:40 AM
Dominaria gives us the new artifact, Voltaic Servant! It is quite insane in our +1/+1 counter / artifact / affinity / constructs modern deck! Let's see just ...
BustrKc 16-May-18 11:14 AM
Saw that, 👌
Mez 16-May-18 04:48 PM
Check this shit
Holy fuck
Future 16-May-18 06:33 PM
Is that 2nd edition models
Mez 16-May-18 08:26 PM
It’s custom
Based off the guilliman model
It’s the emperor lol
Hazlen 16-May-18 09:10 PM
eyepop
Future 16-May-18 09:58 PM
Oh damn
Longsaddle 16-May-18 09:59 PM
the GS work is incredible
Future 16-May-18 09:59 PM
I was gonna say that is some serious texturing
Longsaddle 16-May-18 09:59 PM
Karn is 70$ now
jesus
Bear in the Woods 16-May-18 10:05 PM
Now we just need a heavily converted Horus
Mez 17-May-18 01:03 AM
Big emps is getting rules for 30k
@Longsaddle ? 35$ here
Future 17-May-18 03:26 PM
i wish this was a real thing
is GW doing a battle tech type game i saw some stuff about giant mechs
real tempted to buy the legion starter set and give it a try
@Mez can you post some tubes about how to paint, wash, dry brush, build terrain for the bases, what paints are good, what other tools are needed
my painting ninjitsu is weak but i want to learn
i just kinda do what i can and its 'ok'
as in 3-4 colors on a model
but with no good detail
Future 17-May-18 04:50 PM
@Taylor Swift your dnd character is going to be the main bad guy in my current campaign
no gnolls in the campaign but a demon prince is a fitting lord of many things -- I'm thinking undead and your old character will be a lord of corrupted nature able to raise up undead apparitions with nature magic similar to a gnoll priest for raising gnolls
Taylor Swift 17-May-18 04:56 PM
なに
Hell yeah
Bear in the Woods 17-May-18 05:19 PM
@Future GW is doing Adeptus Titanicus soon yeah (Titans and Knights fighting but smaller scale than the 40k ones)
Future 17-May-18 06:23 PM
shiiiiit
you think its gonna get big
is it skirmish style then
Future 17-May-18 06:32 PM
hey AOS question can you mix and match armies of a grand alliance in second edition?
Mez 18-May-18 08:06 AM
Most likely
We don’t know 2nd editions details yet
BustrKc 18-May-18 11:20 PM
Went 3-0-1 with Bant midrange 👌
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BustrKc 19-May-18 09:48 PM
Did pretty well with this in my local meta. No big deal or anything. Just WON A ...
Mez 20-May-18 05:28 PM
Future 21-May-18 12:08 AM
hell yeah
Future 21-May-18 12:15 AM
@Mez how do they hand wave the new aos faction being aquatic
Another Saturday, another batch of exciting new releases as the Akhelians are unleashed. One of the ruling castes of the …
do they float above land?
answered my own question
When the Idoneth Deepkin go to war, they bring their supernatural sea with them. Ethereal creatures, fish and corals flicker into existence, while features of the seabed manifest themselves eerily on the battlefield. Barnacle-encrusted shipwrecks become havens for aquatic creatures, and shoals of etherfish dart out to protect the Idoneth Deepkin or assail any foes who draw near.
Coathanger MD 21-May-18 01:12 PM
https://warhammeradventures.com/ @Mez fucking young adult warhammer fantasy
My sides
Mez 21-May-18 01:22 PM
It ain’t loading fam
Coathanger MD 21-May-18 01:24 PM
Hold on let me get a screenshot
I mean it's great to get new blood into the hobby but fucking lmbo advertising the grimdark to kids
Hook em on chaos young I guess
Mez 21-May-18 01:27 PM
I mean gw is giga big in the uk so it makes sense
Coathanger MD 21-May-18 01:29 PM
Hey if it works and brings in new blood sounds good, still doesnt make it any less funny to me
Bear in the Woods 21-May-18 02:03 PM
Dying for the Emperor doesn't have an age requirement thinkpepe
Coathanger MD 21-May-18 02:11 PM
^ This guy praises the Emperor
Hazlen 21-May-18 06:19 PM
TrapBot BOT 21-May-18 06:20 PM
Mez 21-May-18 07:34 PM
thinkHang
BustrKc 26-May-18 10:50 PM
Mez 27-May-18 02:45 PM
I’d play the fuck outta that
Future 27-May-18 10:56 PM
Took the dive and painted a space marine during a free paint a space marine event
Longsaddle 27-May-18 11:20 PM
very nice
Future 28-May-18 12:07 AM
Thanks been working with mez to improve but this is my best work todate
Longsaddle 28-May-18 12:07 AM
I used to play IG
never got around to painting them
2nd edition to boot when infantry mobs were supreme
Bear in the Woods 28-May-18 05:24 AM
8th edition came back around to infantry supremacy
Mez 28-May-18 11:19 AM
looking super good @Future
Mez 31-May-18 01:24 PM
knockout 10-Jun-18 06:39 PM
BustrKc 10-Jun-18 07:14 PM
My local meta:🔴
knockout 10-Jun-18 07:14 PM
lol i bet
BustrKc 10-Jun-18 07:14 PM
Standard is fine lol
knockout 10-Jun-18 07:14 PM
BustrKc 10-Jun-18 07:15 PM
Oooh my favorite
Fucking cock sucker stopping my Teferi ult..
Man, I even hate the art
REEEEEEEE
Taylor Swift 10-Jun-18 07:19 PM
Buster when are you going to IRL stream Magic matchs
BustrKc 10-Jun-18 08:27 PM
Tonight.. me vs the 傻逼
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 12:45 PM
You see the 5g 10/10?
knockout 11-Jun-18 12:46 PM
jfc
all of the spoiled cards are like
either meh spells or giant creatures (edited)
the promos are beautiful tho
'19 looks pretty exciting (edited)
i might actually go to a draft event
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 12:59 PM
Oh sheit
I already took the Saturday off
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:01 PM
what is the date?
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:01 PM
July 7-8
Theres a midnight prerelease event at my lgs on the 6th
Then on the 7th theres a normal one and then a two headed dragon event after that
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:03 PM
oooh
im definitely going to the open house in brookline on the 30th
at brookline comics
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:04 PM
Wut that is?
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:04 PM
idk but you get a free welcome deck and promo card just for going
and i actually have nothing going on that morning
so
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:05 PM
Damn, you're gonna play a welcome deck?
SAD!
Factory decker
The promos are very worth it imo
Im pissed I didn't get the Steel Leaf Champion promos they had for dominaria pre pre event
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:07 PM
ya
same
hell yeah im gonna play a welcome deck
im gonna pretend im a newb and steamroll some hasidic kid
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:08 PM
Hahah, ez
Just sneak a red deck in
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:09 PM
3 mountains, 57 goblin chainwirlers
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:09 PM
Fuck mountains, 3 ramunap ruins
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:10 PM
lolol
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:10 PM
Full ban list
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:29 PM
They dropped the ugly borders it seems
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:48 PM
rip
YinBot BOT 11-Jun-18 01:48 PM
Ya, RIP
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:48 PM
i wasnt a big fan
so im ok w/that
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:49 PM
Yeah, I didn't approve of them. Idk how they made it to print
Looked like some absurd 50s chevy
knockout 11-Jun-18 01:52 PM
haha yes
BustrKc 11-Jun-18 01:56 PM
Wait, im realizing planeswalkers didnt get those soooo
Might be wrong about them fixing some ugly shit
knockout 11-Jun-18 07:11 PM
i still cant believe this
the power creep is real
Longsaddle 11-Jun-18 08:36 PM
infernal judgement might be a big card
murder is back
knockout 12-Jun-18 09:24 AM
as an uncommon
it was common in masters 25
BustrKc 12-Jun-18 11:07 AM
I wonder what Infernal Judgement is in the set for? Like what colorless crazy shit are we getting?
knockout 12-Jun-18 11:18 AM
Idk why you would infernal judgment when you could just revel in riches
unless they specifically want people to do colorless lifegain?
BustrKc 12-Jun-18 01:56 PM
White getting more tapped removal in common
knockout 12-Jun-18 01:59 PM
cryptic command into take vengeance
BustrKc 12-Jun-18 02:01 PM
and theres a one mana red spell for artifact hate
"This pleases me."
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Longsaddle 12-Jun-18 02:14 PM
take vengeance is nice
knockout 12-Jun-18 04:23 PM
any big spenders here?
It's Magic's 25th Birthday and Grand Prix Vegas is the place to be to celebrate it! A Magic-filled four day weekend with something for everyone!
The winner of the Beta Rochester Draft will receive an Alpha Starter Kit and $2500
BustrKc 12-Jun-18 08:21 PM
Shit, I'm gonna spend a ton of money at GP Providence I guess
What are these entry fees? Jesus
knockout 12-Jun-18 08:22 PM
theyre drafting beta booster packs
gotta pay for it somehow
BustrKc 12-Jun-18 08:27 PM
Are entry fees for standard events typically 20 at GPs?
knockout 12-Jun-18 08:37 PM
beats me
knockout 12-Jun-18 08:51 PM
how much is a standard tourney at your lgs?
BustrKc 12-Jun-18 10:12 PM
5/6 depending
knockout 13-Jun-18 05:15 PM
i refuse to believe this guy got these from a chaos draft pack
also
BustrKc 13-Jun-18 05:57 PM
Why do people tryn shill for the walmart/target grab bags?
Also buying chaos draft 6ers to open packs is a bad deal
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 12:46 PM
knockout 14-Jun-18 12:49 PM
you only need to untapped two diners, drive-ins or dives to take an extra trip to flavor town???
OP
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 12:54 PM
knockout 14-Jun-18 12:58 PM
...is this loss?
@Coathanger MD
Coathanger MD 14-Jun-18 12:58 PM
I think do
So
knockout 14-Jun-18 12:59 PM
what isn't these days???
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 01:01 PM
Dr. Disrespect is now the guy from loss so
knockout 14-Jun-18 01:11 PM
that's the guy who had a meltdown when his opponent played [[negate]]? (edited)
Scryfall BOT 14-Jun-18 01:11 PM
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 01:14 PM
Nah, unrelated to tabletop, sry
knockout 14-Jun-18 01:16 PM
who is dr disrespect
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 01:17 PM
That streamer guy
He came out about cheating on his wife, and now they had a loss situation
knockout 14-Jun-18 01:18 PM
loll yikes
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 01:18 PM
PUNISHMENT
knockout 14-Jun-18 01:19 PM
[[final punishment]]
knockout 14-Jun-18 01:19 PM
ugh why bot
knockout 14-Jun-18 02:04 PM
so wait
back to this infernal judgment thing
you can really only cast it on ulamog?
like aren't both emrakuls protected from it?
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 02:06 PM
true, but merfolk trixtaahhh
knockout 14-Jun-18 02:08 PM
I just don't know what other colorless big bags Tron players use
bads*
blight steel colossus?
oh I guess eldrazi
reality smasher, tks etc
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 02:28 PM
ulamog
Eldrazi just really have alot of fucked up stuff huh?
knockout 14-Jun-18 04:11 PM
TrapBot BOT 14-Jun-18 04:11 PM
Lindsay、Owner of Tays Mug
knockout 14-Jun-18 07:50 PM
BustrKc 14-Jun-18 10:43 PM
PLEASE make zombies great again
I mean, he doesnt even die to chainwhirler, so we are off to a great start
knockout 15-Jun-18 08:07 AM
bruh he's a zombie wizard
UB Control
knockout 15-Jun-18 08:15 AM
oh he's a reprint and I just don't know my history
I guess he's really just an EDH card
BustrKc 15-Jun-18 09:49 AM
Whys everything all about edh now a days?
Truly the spergyest of formats
knockout 15-Jun-18 01:53 PM
knockout 15-Jun-18 02:05 PM
BustrKc 15-Jun-18 02:18 PM
Lost to mono red just yesterday
Felt great
Gonna probly do that a few more times today
knockout 15-Jun-18 02:36 PM
hahahah
gonna have nightmares about goblin chainwhirler
Longsaddle 15-Jun-18 02:44 PM
having mono red be the meta for standard is something I don't think i've seen in a long while
but I stopped seriously playing back when Naya lightsaber/toolbox was a thing
then I came back to play the seasons' past deck because that thing was ridiculous
BustrKc 16-Jun-18 01:05 AM
Spot the fake
(It's all of them)
knockout 16-Jun-18 07:36 AM
are those bad boys double sleeved?
also how'd you do?
BustrKc 16-Jun-18 09:34 AM
Lost to mono red(black red midrange), tied with jeskai control, lost to blue white, killed all saprolings off
Yeah, double sleeved
knockout 16-Jun-18 11:29 AM
they look good
also rip, standard is fucked rn
YinBot BOT 16-Jun-18 11:29 AM
Ya, RIP
BustrKc 16-Jun-18 01:42 PM
I did see a mono blue standard storm deck
Longsaddle 16-Jun-18 01:58 PM
yeah i've been watching some things about standard
it's completely upside down
power creep is a thing I suppose but it's incredible in dominaria mixed with the previous sets
and goblin chainwhirler is far too good a creature
even at RRR
BustrKc 16-Jun-18 02:24 PM
When red is and has been the best deck for over like a year rrr is almost a benefit
I much more hate hazoret still
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 12:50 AM
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knockout 17-Jun-18 09:45 AM
i know that it's sacrilege, but mtg arena is growing on me
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 10:37 AM
CCG player detected
knockout 17-Jun-18 10:41 AM
👀
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 10:42 AM
I spend enough of my money into the trash as it is
I played the beta with the intro decks for a little
Not a bad game tbh, except when it auto taps mana
knockout 17-Jun-18 10:47 AM
yeah
knockout 17-Jun-18 11:02 AM
knockout 17-Jun-18 11:21 AM
This could be a sign of a more progressive direction for the 24-year-old card game.
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 11:28 AM
Progress is a world without tits
Taylor Swift 17-Jun-18 11:29 AM
I’m on board
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 11:31 AM
What we need is a big milkers alter of that snake bitch
knockout 17-Jun-18 11:49 AM
anime snake tiddies
Taylor Swift 17-Jun-18 12:11 PM
No, flat is justice
knockout 17-Jun-18 12:16 PM
(o)(o)
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 12:32 PM
We need to have raging hardons while playing bud
Why dyou think they call it white weenie
[[serra angel]]
Scryfall BOT 17-Jun-18 12:33 PM
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 12:34 PM
Wow, bot, not gonna bear those bressstsis
I see
knockout 17-Jun-18 12:35 PM
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knockout 17-Jun-18 09:06 PM
BustrKc 17-Jun-18 10:40 PM
I found a deck box of old shitty cards today
Looks like some kindof pauper mono blue shit
Mez 17-Jun-18 11:45 PM
Anyone interested in splitting the new AOS starter box?
I want the new stormcast
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Age-Of-Sigmar-Soul-Wars-2018-eng willing to just get the stormcast. If anyone is interested @ me
Bear in the Woods 17-Jun-18 11:54 PM
Those 👻s look cool but super hard to paint well
knockout 18-Jun-18 08:57 AM
@BustrKc anything good in it? and by "found", do you mean stole?
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 09:13 AM
I had bought it from savers a while back and found it in the move. And just some nice Poole islands and a copy of [[Gush]]
Scryfall BOT 18-Jun-18 09:13 AM
knockout 18-Jun-18 09:16 AM
v nice
I'm p stoked for the open house in two weekends
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:15 AM
I saw a bunch more spoilers posted today
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:15 AM
the hexproof until it's damaged dragon
is uh
interesting..
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:15 AM
Im probably not going to make it to any open house, but prerelease..
Yeah
Lost of big clunky dragons
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:16 AM
crucible and scapeshift are back though
and resplendent angel looks like it could be a thing
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
Wew, just sawthat one
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
bout time they reprinted crucible
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
Angels it is
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
not that I care for it
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
agreed crucible needed a reprint
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
but yeah
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
for EDH if anything
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:17 AM
if they reprint LOTV, I'll eat one of my counterfeit ones
and post it to youtube (edited)
crucible of worlds is like the only invention card with art worse than the regular one
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:18 AM
I very very highly doubt we'll see lotv anywhere other than promo sets
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:18 AM
That type of A R T belongs on Vimeo
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knockout 18-Jun-18 10:18 AM
I know
but I keep wishing
I'm a true auteur
look at this thing
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:19 AM
@Taylor Swift can I have my ability to pin things back on tabletop? tia
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:19 AM
uh ok? that scene from that Harrison ford movie where he jumps away from Tommy lee jones?
TrapBot BOT 18-Jun-18 10:19 AM
Taylor
Hate your friends? Have a relationship you want to ruin? Invite them to WTT! https://discord.gg/hRsUrCd
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:20 AM
some crazy interplanetary shit
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:20 AM
I personally don't find either art to be all too great
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:20 AM
crucible is almost too sci-fi for mtg
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:20 AM
which is kind of sad considering the inventions usually look really nice
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:20 AM
yeah
A visual spoiler of all 54 cards from Kaladesh Inventions in Magic: The Gathering.
I'm like one of three people alive that liked invocations
tbh, I like invocations better than inventions
Taylor Swift 18-Jun-18 10:22 AM
👏🏿
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:22 AM
🙈 🙊 🙉
A visual spoiler of all 54 cards from Amonkhet Invocations in Magic: The Gathering.
like the art on the invocations is beautiful and absolutely makes up for illegibility
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:23 AM
My friend pulled an invocation and we took like 15 mins trying to read it
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:23 AM
hahaha yeah
literal hieroglyphics
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:24 AM
Anime shop Timmy threw a fit
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:24 AM
about what??
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:24 AM
Pinned a message.
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:24 AM
also does he have any more Jace spell books at MSRP?
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:24 AM
Pinned a message.
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:25 AM
🙏🏻
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:25 AM
Definitely
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:25 AM
bless you long
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:25 AM
just making it official
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:25 AM
I was gonna go by tomorrow
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:26 AM
eh, I should save my cash for the open house
I also don't play U?
I bought into Jund like a true moron
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:26 AM
Also, found this in the move
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:26 AM
haha wicked pissah hat, kid
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:27 AM
Wear that to fakin GP Southie
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:28 AM
hahaha
GP Southie
seems like a reasonable combo with
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:28 AM
flametongue kavu but kind of worse depending (edited)
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:29 AM
yeah
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:29 AM
it's a relevant type at least
that reminds me i'm kind of shocked they didn't do kavu in dominaria
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:29 AM
I doubt that goblins will be a modern t2+ tribal unlike merfolk
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:29 AM
they're supposed to be all over the forests and so on according to the lore
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:29 AM
There was untamed kavu
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:30 AM
so there was, my apologies completely missed it
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:30 AM
Its a pretty overlooked good card
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:31 AM
it's a limited powerhouse for sure
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:31 AM
Great in limited
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:33 AM
this seems pretty easy to break
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:34 AM
Taking turns in standard
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:35 AM
I remember taking a break from magic
and when I came back prophecy was just releasing
off the heels of masques and nemesis
never in my child hood can I remember a point in time where I was more let down
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:38 AM
looks like a pretty shitty set
Prophecy prices for Magic the Gathering (MTG) and Magic the Gathering Online (MTGO).
Rhystic study, I guess
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:38 AM
but I suppose in hindsight neither masques or nemesis was incredible
that's the only playable I think
and spiketail hatchling maybe
Although contributing a few potent cards such as Avatar of Woe, Chimeric Idol, Foil, Mageta the Lion, and Spiketail Hatchling, Prophecy had an insubstantial impact on competitive Magic play and even had a paucity of playable cards in Limited. [4] Mark Rosewater considers it the second worst designed set after Homelands, because it was too Spikey.[5]
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:41 AM
lol
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:43 AM
seems like things didn't pick up until they printed the fetch lands in onslaught
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:43 AM
you know what i'd have to agree somewhat
but during when prophecy landed a lot of people were saying that magic was done for and etc, it was just miserable to play
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:44 AM
I can see that
the cards are garbage
was Richard Garfield not involved or something?
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:45 AM
and mana burn was still a thing at the time when you had a ton of cards requiring you to have no untapped lands
I don't believe garfield was on the team at all
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:48 AM
interesting
mana burn seemed like a good idea but not fun to play
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:48 AM
yeah in hindsight mana burn seemed really dumb
I think since playing magic in Beta that i've encountered more than 1-2 instances of it actually happening
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:49 AM
did you ever play that old magic video game
shandalar?
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:49 AM
yeah I had in on playstation
where lord of the pit and shivan dragon reigned supreme
oh no i'm thinking of the battlemage game
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:51 AM
oh that's different
woah
is that an rts?
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:51 AM
it was weird
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:51 AM
.yt mtg shandalar
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Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:51 AM
you had your planeswalker (edited)
he didn't move
you could select lands to add mana to your pool but it didn't come back I think
you would cast spells and etc and target the other planeswalker (edited)
if a creature attacked your opponent and lived it would teleport back to you to do it over again
it was a mess
but no I didn't play the pc game, I was pretty young when it came out and didn't really have access to a pc
those sound effects sound so 1990's
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:57 AM
it was actually a lot of fun
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:57 AM
I believe it
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:57 AM
you could travel on an overworld type map and run into other mages who you would duel
you played for ante
there were dungeons
each dungeon had a boss
the overworld had towns where you could buy and sell cards or take quests for bonus cash and/or cards
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:58 AM
something like that but modernized would be pretty fun I think (edited)
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:58 AM
dude I would die
it was everything I love in a game
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:58 AM
knowing the current trend though it would be a mobile game with loot packs
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:58 AM
customizable character, deep strategy, trading, RPG elements
yeah
like each battle would require x energy and you only had y energy per day but you could by z energy for USD increments
starting at $5.99
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:59 AM
now that I think about it i'm very surprised WOTC hasn't already done it
knockout 18-Jun-18 10:59 AM
and card packs would work the same etc
well
WOTC is just trying to make people buy more cards
I'm sure arena was a top-down thing
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:00 AM
i'm not even sure what Arena really is
I keep seeing videos for it
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:00 AM
some hasbro board member has a son who's obsessed with hearthstone and is like "WHY DONT WE HAVE THAT"
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:00 AM
but never too interested
ah
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:00 AM
it's standard hearthstone basically
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:00 AM
makes sense
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:00 AM
it'll be interesting to see what happens when standard rotates out in four months
the beta came with everything in standard and they added DOM on-time
but M19 seems like a big set
so it'll be interesting to see how that goes
I believe it's in open beta on PC only
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:01 AM
"prodigal sorcerer aw hell yeah this is one of the best cards ever!" -Projared
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:01 AM
it's still 🅱retty 🅱uggy tho
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:01 AM
well as long as it plays better than MTGO
the client turned me off of that so quickly
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:01 AM
ehhhhh
it's a different experience
I can jump into Arena and with a t2 deck bang out 3 matches in like 30-45 minutes
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:02 AM
i've never played hearthstone so I don't have a frame of reference
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:02 AM
in MTGO, even in standard, I'm playing one match against one player in 45 minutes
whereas in arena, competitive ladder is single rounds only
it's just much more streamlined and optimized for the digital experience than MTGO, which is closer to literally playing paper but on a PC
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:03 AM
that doesn't seem too bad then
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:05 AM
it's grown on me
and there's also no chatting
which is nice b/c the "just for fun" players in mtgo are the saltiest motherfuckers on earth
I was playing a cat tribal deck for fun, this was before saffron olive did his, I lost and I still got called a net decker (edited)
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 11:07 AM
oh wonderful it's not like you hate dealing eith that in real life or anything
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:07 AM
hahah
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 11:31 AM
Plus in arena you get to see the cards hit the guy and it make a boom noise
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:34 AM
yeah and some of the legendaries have cutesie animations
like the scarab god comes out of his card in a big boom of dust and cuts a swath across the playmat with his scythe thing
Karn does a thing and says some shit
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 11:52 AM
Now they just need victory royale tier dances
knockout 18-Jun-18 11:54 AM
it would be nice to be able to pick your avatar and see your match history
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 12:06 PM
Thatll be a premium pay feature
Quornes 18-Jun-18 03:05 PM
longsaddle we ever going to try and finish that mage game
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 03:16 PM
I want to but i'm not at my best to be honest
and I think we lost one or two players
Quornes 18-Jun-18 04:17 PM
rip my plan to try and be wizard batman
YinBot BOT 18-Jun-18 04:17 PM
Ya, RIP
knockout 18-Jun-18 05:53 PM
so i'm hiring an associate product manager at work
and a resume slides into my inbox today from HR
the guy worked at WOTC for 3 years
TrapBot BOT 18-Jun-18 05:53 PM
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knockout 18-Jun-18 05:54 PM
provided he can smuggle me a playset of goyfs
knockout 18-Jun-18 06:59 PM
this fucking loser's username is i_never_freeze yet he's run down the clock on every single one of his turns
knockout 18-Jun-18 07:07 PM
knockout 18-Jun-18 07:38 PM
its bad enough playing against red in standard, getting mana screwed doesnt help
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 10:36 PM
Well, theres a new moon on the horizon
Longsaddle 18-Jun-18 10:41 PM
that's pretty reasonable I suppose
BustrKc 18-Jun-18 11:31 PM
tron/cavern hate
knockout 19-Jun-18 08:22 AM
yeah
good against tron but seems pretty niche
won't slow down humans
also, does red really need more help?
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:17 AM
> there's no power creep in m19
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:19 AM
i was just looking at that
that's ridic
and so much better than the rest of them
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:19 AM
it'll straight up ruin elves' day
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:20 AM
they could have at least make it the entire field
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:20 AM
yeah
or target creature
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:20 AM
at the very least
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:20 AM
and it's uncommon!
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:20 AM
target creature would have been fair too
it's going to be a sideboard card at the very least
it's too bad the rest of them are really bad
that's actually really interesting
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:23 AM
So is plague mare just goblin chainwhirler 2.0?
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:24 AM
yes lol
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:24 AM
Well, at least red doesnt play black ever
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:24 AM
nightmare's thirst could be an interesting one of in BW Vampire tribal
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:25 AM
if anything it's just a new twist
it feels like to me that the set is still kind of underwhelming so far
which isn't a bad thing, the last few sets have been bonkers (edited)
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:27 AM
There's nothing that stands out to me as useful for anything I currently have built into
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:27 AM
now I'm trying to find cards that'll let me cheat omniscience into play
well
you're going to have to find something useful in four months
when you can't just fatal push everything to your heart's content
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:27 AM
stonk
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:27 AM
there's a few cards that be for sure picked but the general level seems low
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:28 AM
it'll only work in modern
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:28 AM
I still can't believe they're reprinting magistrates scepter
what a weird thing to pick
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:28 AM
by which point, you'd be dead before you could return omniscience from the graveyard to the battlefield with [[open the vaults]]
Scryfall BOT 19-Jun-18 10:28 AM
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:28 AM
mods let me manage the scryfall bot so I can fix it
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:30 AM
I feel like something that could generate that much mana or cheat that out, would just be the card you play instead of this
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:31 AM
yeah, that's a good point
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:31 AM
Seems like this set is EDH lite
with scapeshift
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:32 AM
yeah, it definitely seems like they design blocks of cards for specific formats
more so with DOM and M19
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:32 AM
EDH will be happy with some of these cards
pauper too
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:32 AM
Like the buy a box promo
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:32 AM
I won't be happy until goat tribal is viable:
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:33 AM
hah
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:33 AM
modern viable
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:33 AM
damnit Zedruu is a minotaur?
what bullshit
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:33 AM
.yt pleasantkenobi minotaur tribal
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knockout 19-Jun-18 10:33 AM
that's a very funny video (edited)
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:34 AM
...
TrapBot BOT 19-Jun-18 10:34 AM
Not enough parameters
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:34 AM
no, it's good
he uses didgeridoo and that one card that makes all of the creatures in your deck a specific creature type
and cheats in ridiculous shit
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:34 AM
conspiracy
from masques I think
TrapBot BOT 19-Jun-18 10:34 AM
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knockout 19-Jun-18 10:35 AM
ixalan
[[arcane adaptation]]
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Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:36 AM
but yeah it's mono blue
wasn't thinking
still a little early for me
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:45 AM
no, all good
they do the same thing
just different formats
wild that's it 2m cheaper
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:50 AM
Missed this
knockout 19-Jun-18 10:58 AM
what happened tho
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:03 AM
Idk, I'm going to trade in some shit today and I'll get the scoop
That trade in shit is including 3 goblin chainwhirlers btw
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:06 AM
haha
might as well take advantage of it
I wish I had the resources to open something like that but in the city with a liquor license and also didn't have to deal with the customers
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:10 AM
The amount of card sorting and asinine questions would drive a person to drink all that liquor
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:10 AM
yeah
I also had another idea that would be like
you ever go to a diner as a kid and they had the little juke box at each table?
imagine that but with a lil pc and controllers that let you play console games and emulators and shit
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:11 AM
They have that here at an arcade bar
raspi emulators with screens at the tables
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:12 AM
o dang
someone is out there living my dream
time to go take it back
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:12 AM
I stole your idea and then went back in time and made an arcade bar here
It's called Shelter
It kinda sucks, but pinball is free which makes no sense
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:14 AM
hahaha
good, then the competition will be easy to crush
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:31 AM
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:31 AM
wew
Looks like black will be p dece with m19
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:38 AM
and she's a human wizard
so I suppose she'd pair w/U I guess
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:40 AM
Theres the skin witch ffrom dominaria that is kicker to discard
[[caligo skin witch]]
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BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:42 AM
hopefully my dreams of wizards tribal can be fulfilled
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:42 AM
that's a spicy meatball
deathtouch to boot
and a relevant p/t
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:42 AM
yeah
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:43 AM
I remember when blastoderm was the apex of mana cost to p/t
simpler times
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:44 AM
interesting
I mean
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BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:44 AM
5/5 hexproof for 4 is p dece
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:44 AM
it's not hexproof though
and this was when it was type 1/1.5/2
not having trample means it got chumped forever
and you couldn't slap rancor on it
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:45 AM
shroud is everyone, including you; hex proof is opponent only?
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:45 AM
or for the three turns its alive
oh yeah damn
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:45 AM
shroud is the old evergreen ketword
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:46 AM
shroud? more like bLoWiNg dAt DaNk LoUD AMIRITE
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:46 AM
hex is the new one where you can target it but not your opponent
and yeah it lives for 3 turns max
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:46 AM
need a trample for all spell
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:47 AM
i'm sure those existed
but Rancor was legal
and so was the enchantment that gave a creature +x/+x x is equal to the amount of forests you control
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:47 AM
[[Oprah's Trample]]
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:48 AM
you get a trample
and you get a trample
and you get a trample
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:48 AM
So will [[multani]] get play with scapeshift as a thing?
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:48 AM
but ultimately green always got hosed due to morphling and worship/serra avatar decks
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:48 AM
nope
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:49 AM
and tinker decks
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:49 AM
[[multani, yavimaya's avatar]]
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:49 AM
I really want a reprint of seasons' past
i'd play magic again for that card
wouldn't scapeshift kill multani?
state based check after you sac your lads
lands*
it's 0/0
it's been a while so i'm not very sure tbh
oh yeah forgot
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
nah, you don't have to sac them all
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
that then her next turn
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
any bumer
number*
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
or that yeah
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
that's a p sweet standard legal combo thooooooooo
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
and multani also counts the GY
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
then she eats a seal away
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Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:51 AM
ugh my brain isn't what it used to be
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:52 AM
4 multani, 4 scapeshift, 52 lands
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:52 AM
I played [[mending of dominaria]] and her in draft once
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:52 AM
throw in some mill
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:52 AM
relentless rats the multani version
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:52 AM
EZ
that's p rad
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:52 AM
mulligan to 2-3 card hands every game
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:53 AM
I'd just play out lands and flip the table when they drop chainwhirler
knockout 19-Jun-18 11:53 AM
lolol
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:54 AM
lol
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:54 AM
I should make a reverse one land spy deck, just one creature and all lands, ez
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:55 AM
I played in a local tournament one day maybe 15 years ago, you got 2 points for a win, 1.5 for a draw and 1 point for a loss
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:56 AM
The losers win huh?
I like this
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:56 AM
some guy made a deck that would lose near instantly
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:56 AM
lol
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:56 AM
I can't remember the card
it was B name a card and mill yourself until you find the named card
demonic consultation?
no but it basically does the same thing
he'd name big mamma bird or something else that was idiotic
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:57 AM
hahah
pro tier
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:57 AM
mill himself out
then go play another game with someone else who just finished
he had like 34 points in the end of the night
the next closest had like 12
it was just some little dinky local store thing so it didn't really matter but it still stays in my mind
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 11:58 AM
[[glorious end]]
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 11:59 AM
I think the winner got a promo avalanche rider
knockout 19-Jun-18 12:01 PM
imagine going out of your way to win this card
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 12:01 PM
that was pro tech for red when during urza block
gotta get rid of all those academies
knockout 19-Jun-18 12:02 PM
that's a good point
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 12:02 PM
if it didn't get countered or if morphling wasn't played by turn 3 or anthing
knockout 19-Jun-18 12:02 PM
on one hand, I think the smartest thing wotc can do is just keep making bonkers sets one after another
it will decrease the value of the secondhand market and if done correctly, encourage more purchases
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 12:03 PM
you'll hit an apex of bonkers at some point
knockout 19-Jun-18 12:03 PM
on the other hand,
yeah
but it's not unheard of
hearthstone just doesn't care
I mean they care
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 12:03 PM
they'll include arsenic tablets to spike your opponents soda before the game
in every pack
knockout 19-Jun-18 12:03 PM
hahahaha
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 12:03 PM
it'll be considered your mythic
knockout 19-Jun-18 12:03 PM
boxes come with a gun and one bullet
that's the buy-a-box promo
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 12:04 PM
our new set name?
hunger games
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 01:06 PM
You drop onto an island and have to find cards and make a deck
First one that reaches a pc and netdecks gets 4 lightning bolts
knockout 19-Jun-18 01:10 PM
lord of the [[phyrexian battleflies]]
Scryfall BOT 19-Jun-18 01:10 PM
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 01:35 PM
speaking of big green shit
and that weird sorta reprint but kinda cool, but also wtf
knockout 19-Jun-18 01:41 PM
idk if I understand it's ability
like I get it
but why would you want to do that?
for the hex proof?
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 01:42 PM
get that 7 damage your about to do down to 1
Chromium, aka Lil' Gotcha
knockout 19-Jun-18 01:42 PM
lol
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 01:42 PM
akaka dies to chainwhirler if you time it right
knockout 19-Jun-18 01:42 PM
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 01:43 PM
lol, those people are all like "HOORAY!"
knockout 19-Jun-18 01:43 PM
PBF is the best
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 01:48 PM
yeah Chromium just makes no sense
why bother with the unblockable?
why not just give it hexproof
that 20 turn clock
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 01:49 PM
Its like the shittiest new fancy version of bristling hydra they could come up with
I'm gonna go see if anime Timmy has the Jace spellbooks
knockout 19-Jun-18 02:20 PM
1W Creature Cleric Spirit Flying Sacrifice "Contrite Cleric": Exile all cards from target player's graveyard. (edited)
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knockout 19-Jun-18 02:23 PM
eng
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 03:01 PM
He's got them for $20
My foil was counterspell
knockout 19-Jun-18 03:05 PM
hahahaha
amazing
I need to go to this shop
you just broke even on your box
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 03:23 PM
I keep contemplating picking up stock from him and just being a reseller
I just wish there were more low msrp products
knockout 19-Jun-18 03:24 PM
yeah
you mean...you don't want to spend $600 on a beta dual land in sp condition???
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 03:24 PM
Like ftv planeswalkers
I mean, I don't not wanna
knockout 19-Jun-18 03:27 PM
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 03:42 PM
That's deffo $600 worth of cardboard
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 04:15 PM
Got my playset of history of benalia now. Traded chainwhirlers and a couple other edh cards. Mono white will be a thing i do
knockout 19-Jun-18 08:50 PM
woof
same price as fumigate, twice the utility
[[fumigate]]
Scryfall BOT 19-Jun-18 08:52 PM
knockout 19-Jun-18 08:52 PM
1 more than [[settle the wreckage]]
Scryfall BOT 19-Jun-18 08:52 PM
knockout 19-Jun-18 08:52 PM
@Taylor Swift fix scryfall bot daddy
Taylor Swift 19-Jun-18 08:54 PM
Uh
[[settle the wreckage]]
Scryfall BOT 19-Jun-18 08:54 PM
Instant Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle their library.
Taylor Swift 19-Jun-18 08:54 PM
There you go
knockout 19-Jun-18 09:09 PM
ty
😍
knockout 19-Jun-18 09:30 PM
yeah buster just linked it
wild
that's gonna see some play for sure
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:31 PM
Is like the whole set spoiled yet? Or what?
Im sick of checking
LOTV or I don't really care
I feel like I won't be chasing any of these cards beyond that one angel boi
The pull planeswalkers are garbage thus far
You mafakas play pauper?
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:43 PM
I played the now banned bounce deck for a while
otherwise I've only played standard and EDH
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:45 PM
I just got the rest of a ub delver deck for pauper for like $20, but idk how popular it is format wise
I should probably look at whats banned in pauper
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:46 PM
Pauper is fun and I liked it for when I played it
Tiny Leader is fun too
Revised: November 16, 2016 The following cards are banned in this format: Cloud of Faeries Cloudpost Cranial Plating Empty the Warrens Frantic Search Grapeshot Invigorate Peregrine Drake Temporal Fissure Treasure Cruise
all the cool enabler cards
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:47 PM
I have a mono white tiny leaders deck but no one has a deck around here
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:47 PM
I had a uh the white and black god thingy
uhh
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:47 PM
I just made a brawl deck out of extra shit also
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:47 PM
ah whatever it's not really important
what is brawl exactly
is it just EDH lite?
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:48 PM
60 card 20 life singleton
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:48 PM
so yeah edh lite
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:48 PM
Legendary/planeswalkers can be commander also
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:49 PM
EDH has that too ;/
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:49 PM
Oh sheeit
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 09:49 PM
but that's why they made the plainswalkers legendary now
there's at least a few pw's that can be used as a commander
and i've never seen a single person who wouldn't allow it if the card didn't specify
Canadian Highlander was a great format too
too bad it never really spread
The source for all things related to the Canadian Highlander
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 09:57 PM
What is it?
Lol, i read too much of that and know so little
Longsaddle 19-Jun-18 10:12 PM
just a singleton with a point system essentially (edited)
you get 10 points if you make a 100 card deck
20 if you do 200-299
there's no commander
BustrKc 19-Jun-18 10:26 PM
woah
BustrKc 20-Jun-18 12:55 PM
Theres alot today
Most of the others are in other languages
Longsaddle 20-Jun-18 02:31 PM
chaos wand looks like fun
1-2 of in a control deck
thonking 1
are..are there a lot of defender cards in standard rn? (edited)
knockout 20-Jun-18 02:48 PM
9 :\
9 Magic cards found where it’s legal in Standard and the text includes “defender”
knockout 20-Jun-18 02:57 PM
that's gotta be an edh card
but imagine drafting that
I mean, I guess it's still a 3/5 with flying and vigilance for 4cmc
knockout 20-Jun-18 03:24 PM
I want to put that into a UB control artifact tokens deck and mill myself and stream it
Longsaddle 20-Jun-18 03:39 PM
Chaos Wand with Paradox Engine in play with enough mana rocks means you can play every instant and sorcery in someone's deck
knockout 20-Jun-18 03:40 PM
chaos wand is target opponent and one w/the machine is you only 😦
I think you'd run out of lands first
Longsaddle 20-Jun-18 03:45 PM
Chaos Wand plays the card for free
I think it works how I described, with a few mana rocks you can play every single instant/sorcery
i'm sorry I should have specified "someone" being an opponent
BustrKc 20-Jun-18 04:03 PM
I hope they stick with having 2 promos in the prerelease packs
Im not sure at all what to build into but i want a pool of cards thats one card bigger for sure
knockout 20-Jun-18 08:29 PM
BustrKc 20-Jun-18 08:49 PM
Read that "Mario"
Crossover of the century
BustrKc 20-Jun-18 09:00 PM
Did anybody happen to see the beta draft?
Weird format, Rochester draft
knockout 20-Jun-18 09:49 PM
Watch 24 Beta packs get opened on camera as part of Magic's 25th Birthday celebration from Grand Prix Las Vegas!
i think that's just the draft
not the matches
DeSaxofoonVanPeter DeSaxofoonVanPeter 1 day ago 25:31 Fastbond 27:42 Wheel of Fortune 29:41 Underground Sea 35:44 Scrubland 38:10 Mox Emerald 53:19 Plateau 57:50 Time Walk
mox emerald tho
manag
Longsaddle 20-Jun-18 10:08 PM
all wearing gloves and such
BustrKc 20-Jun-18 10:12 PM
The matches were whatever, but just the pulls are crazy, plus people drafting lands before any cards is odd (edited)
BustrKc 21-Jun-18 03:52 AM
That one dude walked away from that draft with like 8k in cardboard
BustrKc 21-Jun-18 05:36 AM
knockout 21-Jun-18 08:01 AM
humans hate?
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 08:20 AM
Looks like you won't have to eat any cards @knockout
knockout 21-Jun-18 08:31 AM
has the full set been spoiled?
on one hand, I'm glad I don't need to eat a Chinese counterfeit card. on the other hand, it would've been fun
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 09:50 AM
neg there's a new lili
pretty awful (edited)
knockout 21-Jun-18 09:52 AM
oooh
two of them!
[[Liliana, the Necromancer]]
bot 😦
{3}{B}{B}, Legendary Planeswalker — Liliana, Loyalty: 4, +1: Target player loses 2 life. −1: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. −7: Destroy up to two target creatures. Put up to two creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield under you...
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 09:53 AM
the tap ability is it allows you to target your opponent or creatures with hexproof as if they didn't have it for a turn
knockout 21-Jun-18 09:56 AM
jfc these t4 cards are so powerful
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 09:57 AM
leonin warleader is going to be a pretty serious card for white (edited)
3 bodies and 6 power after an untap is nothing to sneeze at
and enough toughness to take a lightning
knockout 21-Jun-18 10:05 AM
yeah
knockout 21-Jun-18 11:22 AM
knockout 21-Jun-18 11:49 AM
BustrKc 21-Jun-18 12:03 PM
Lp/nm
BustrKc 21-Jun-18 01:11 PM
If you can dump your library of zombies into a graveyard that Liliana is p dece for the ult, that you can do right away
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 01:20 PM
you still have to pay for them
it would have been better as an emblem
and would have made thematic sense
make it be 5 loyalty for it
so you +1 makes sense to do
BustrKc 21-Jun-18 01:31 PM
God damnit, thats terrible
I always miss wording like that
I remember seeing [[Muldrotha]] and peeing a little
rip bot
YinBot BOT 21-Jun-18 01:32 PM
Ya, RIP
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 02:45 PM
I miss the wordings a lot too
But I did a double take after you said it and I had to reaffirm how bad it was
It's p.bad and poorly designed
BustrKc 21-Jun-18 05:12 PM
Especially without a ton of good zombie support
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 06:12 PM
need this to be reprinted
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 09:03 PM
Hi everyone. I've given it some thought and depending on how i'm feeling in general(i'm feeling somewhat better most of the time) I would like to restart the Mage campaign. It's been a while I know and I believe we've lost one or two people but i'd still like to persevere. Playing games with you guys has really gotten me out of my rut most of the time so i'd like to start to inkling/progress to restarting the game. What i'd like to know is: If the remaining players who were on the original mage game are still interested. How those players would feel about a restart/continuation of the ongoing story and how you think it could take place to your satisfaction If anyone else might be interested, I can do up to 5 people without things getting too bogged down and non-sensical. If anyone is interested that wasn't in the previous mage game I have pinned the sourcebooks and links to the material required and I am willing to help you 1 on 1 to make a character(it can be confusing) Note: I may have to reupload the books and etc. Feel free to pm me if you have any questions (edited)
Longsaddle 21-Jun-18 11:22 PM
Pinned a message.
Quornes 22-Jun-18 01:45 PM
@Longsaddle im down. millionare not-batman wizard rises again
BustrKc 23-Jun-18 07:18 PM
@knockout you notice the bootlegmtg server got banned from discord?
Mez 23-Jun-18 09:12 PM
New Aos rules
Tabletop sim AOS night when
Bear in the Woods 24-Jun-18 12:03 AM
It'd be fun to get an AOS army but first I'd have to be a nigga that would with a 40k army
Mez 24-Jun-18 12:35 AM
I hardly play 40k anymore
Aos has been my jam
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:35 PM
@here https://files.fm/u/t2tvhuuc The 2nd edition Mage rulebook and WoD rulebook Download these two books, character creation is a little wonky so we'll go over what kind of mage you want to play and i'll create a mage for you to play in a one shot and we can adjust from there once you have a better feeling for what you want to play, focus on reading the paths/arcanas to get an idea of the types of magic there is. Paths: http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Path_(MTAw) Orders: http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Order_(MTAw) Arcanums: http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Arcanum_(MTAw) Roll20 Invite Link: Forthcoming (edited)
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A Path is a mage's personal connection to a Watchtower through one of the Supernal Realms. It is through this connection that the mage is able to draw down mana and work magic in the Fallen World...
The Orders are large groups of mages in Mage: The Awakening, united along philosophical lines (but not always completely by choice). These groups find newly Awakened mages, provide them with...
An Arcanum (plural Arcana) is one of ten divisions of the Tapestry. Each Arcanum originates from one of five Supernal Realms; each Supernal Realm is the source of two Arcana: the Subtle Arcana...
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Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Oh shit you restarting mage?
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:35 PM
I hate using pins but no one really checks it
seeing how well it would go yeah
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 07:35 PM
It's a good pin to have
Taylor Swift 25-Jun-18 07:35 PM
Id say use the forums but just as many check it
bruh
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:36 PM
sorry uhh I hate using @
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 07:36 PM
Whencmy schedule changes over I'm interested
But no eta sadly
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:36 PM
Pinned a message.
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:39 PM
oh the mage title got removed
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:40 PM
yeah the role is gone
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:40 PM
I don't have my sheet anymore, but it still should be in the roll20 campaign thingy
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:40 PM
it should be yes
Taylor Swift 25-Jun-18 07:40 PM
I deleted the role like
1 day before Long talked about bringing it back
negative
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:41 PM
not a big deal
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:41 PM
out of all the tags why that one lol
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:41 PM
I promise not to make a torrent of @'s
i'm in the mage room now, we could either just reuse the same room or just transcribe stuff over should we get things going, would take me maybe 20 minutes to do everyone's sheets if we don't just reuse them
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:44 PM
either way
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:50 PM
@Coathanger MD it's alright if we start before your schedule changes. It's super easy to introduce/switch people out (edited)
I plan on writing a little synopsis as well to get people up to speed
if we just continue from where we left off
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:51 PM
iirc we just figured how to use the disc thingy and got off the train to ???
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:52 PM
I believe the disc transported the group onto a train and you had a scuffle in the train car
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:52 PM
we fought the conductor dude, and eventually found the locket with a mirror inside it in the ashes of the furance
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 07:53 PM
Yeah honestly start without me
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:53 PM
and the disc went into it and ???
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:53 PM
oh yes that's right we did
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 07:53 PM
I dont even know if the new schedule will work well
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:53 PM
as long as we're doing sundays again that should work with my schedule
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:54 PM
it should be sundays, my schedule is open all the time and my wife is at church at the time
wow we've lost pretty much everyone from before
future, hindered
I don't remember super well but is Ritsu still around?
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:55 PM
if we got rid of the pol channels we'd lose less people
Mez 25-Jun-18 07:56 PM
Sadly my schedule makes doing tabletop on a set schedule hard
Cause it’s a rotating 4/5
4/4*
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:56 PM
yeah that sucks
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:57 PM
being in the game all the time isn't required, it's easy enough to remove someone for someone else or just remove them for the period of time required
Taylor Swift 25-Jun-18 07:57 PM
>people leave
Maybe if theyd stop disagreeing with me
smugpepe
(or having melties)
(or both)
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:58 PM
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:58 PM
people get butthurt when they argue politics
Taylor Swift 25-Jun-18 07:58 PM
Yeah but they didnt
Quornes 25-Jun-18 07:58 PM
back to mage
iirc i was a lazy frat boy whos dad died in a plane crash and had to grow up to take over the company
and left a plot hook that something magical planned his death to get access to stuff??
i'd have to read the bio i wrote down
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 07:59 PM
I'd have to take a longer look at the sheets to confirm but it's all still there
i'm kind of surprised roll20 doesn't get rid of unplayed games after a certain amount of time
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:00 PM
its been like a year i think
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:01 PM
yeah I think so too
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:02 PM
back to schedule wise, we could also just do this pbp discord style if voice doesn't work for everyone
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:02 PM
it's a shame I went downhill, I'm not the best DM or anything but I really enjoyed it
hrm that's true too i'd kind of have to rethink things a bit but it's a possibility
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:02 PM
it was fun, just a little frustrating since we didn't have a space mage to tell us what was up and kept running around like headless chickens
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:04 PM
that's kind of how Mage goes I suppose. it's the problem with the freedom it gives you, A lot of the most useful magics are the subtle ones like space and mind
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:04 PM
i was...life and spirit
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:04 PM
I mean I guess I can fill gaps
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:05 PM
Just like D&D 3.5 if you have a shred of imagination, a light understanding of physics and if your DM allows it you can start chucking black holes once you get two bags of holding
no pressure or anything Coats
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:06 PM
yeah thats why i wanted pick up some Prime and Matter dots
lots of cool things to do with combining them with Life
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:06 PM
matter was always my favorite
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:06 PM
i think Life 4/ Matter 4 i could turn my skin into carbon fiber and just be a monster
Mez 25-Jun-18 08:06 PM
Yeah the problem with work is because it’s rotating so I’d miss sessions for about a month either the way our rotations are
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:07 PM
you can do absurd things with matter mixed with forces
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:08 PM
mage is definitely a fun game, its just sad there aren't a lot of games
Like play an electric guitar and turn the sounds like napalm?
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:08 PM
tbf i'm not running a lot of the WoD things that I think are really cumbersome and or very complicated
and I streamline most everything I can, I think WoD is a fantastic setting but they have really bad ways of teaching their mechanics
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:09 PM
the 1st edition was pretty complicated compared to the 2nd that we're using
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:09 PM
and 2nd is still complicated
it uses a lot of self referencing words, doesn't explain a lot of the core concepts in simple english
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:10 PM
it doesnt help they spread all the spell costs and modifiers over 100 pages
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:10 PM
it's a minefield (edited)
that's kind of why I just do away with actually statblocking anything and Mana and if you wanted to counterspell something and if you saved your actions up i'd just have you roll vs whoever was casting and etc
it just makes things smoother (edited)
I really wish WoTC would buy some of WoD's properties
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:11 PM
have you ever looked at One Roll Engine?
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:12 PM
and give them a makeover at least in making a good rulebook
not at all
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:12 PM
its a rules system by the guy who did Unknown Armies
everything is done with just one roll of d10's
so lets say i'm in a fight and i try to punch a guy
i have 3d in my punch stat (cant remember its name) and 3d in a fighting skill
i roll 4, 3, 9, 9, 3, and 2
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:14 PM
Yeah I'll look into it when I'm home
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:14 PM
that gives me two "sets" of 2x3 and 2x9
actually lets say i rolled another 3 so i have 3x3 and 2x9
the number of matches is refered to as Width, and the numer that was rolled is the Height
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:15 PM
Are we talking rolling for anal circumference
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:15 PM
hit vs dmg I imagine
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:16 PM
Height determines how successful a roll is, or its hit location. 10 is the head, and i forget the rest of the location
Width is the speed and the damage
so if the other guy rolled a 2x3, and i rolled a 3x3, my punch lands first for 3 damage, then his lands for 2 damage
if you dont get anymatches you just select a die and have a Width of 1
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:17 PM
it's a smart sounding system
I personally enjoy the success vs failure system in WoD
that mechanic is great. It's simple and easy to understand
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:18 PM
it can get a bit more complicated with different dice types but only ever having to roll once is great
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 08:18 PM
just the rest of the bullshit becomes a slog
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:24 PM
also if anyone wants to be a superhero?? i've been thinking of running a discord pbp game of Wild Talents, which uses the ORE system
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:32 PM
Yeah space mage sounds hilarious
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:33 PM
are you talking an alien magician or a mage who gets his powers from space/astrology?
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:35 PM
Later
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:35 PM
totally doable
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:35 PM
I'm reading the space arcana
And it looks hilarious
Ability to do dumb shit? I'm in
I used to play a rigger in shadowrun who would have two slaved fly spy drones with monofilament wire between them
Shit was hilarious
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:41 PM
sympathies are weird and do weird shit
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:41 PM
I mean right now this is just a cursory glance
I'll need to really dive them later
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:42 PM
lets say you have a dude you hate
you can take the sympathetic connections of all the people who love them, and move them elsewhere
i think...
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:44 PM
But can I drop an anvil on him
That's important
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:45 PM
Space 2 Break Boundry spell lets you fit through things or past obstacles in your way
if you want to full looney tunes with anvils
you could use it to say jump and dive through a keyhole
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:46 PM
Yeah ok I'm sold on space
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:46 PM
you also get mind
to do stuff with
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:47 PM
Havent looked at that
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:47 PM
professor X but no morals
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:49 PM
So I can make someone listen to Yoko ono during combat is what you're saying
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:49 PM
you can go to a house someone used to live
use your space magic to increase the sympathetic connection to that person from very faint traces to very strong traces
then use it attack their mind
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:50 PM
Yeah I like this
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:50 PM
and remember the spells listed in the book are just examples
each dot, aka level, in an arcanum gives you a level of mastery
look at page 123
it describes the different levels
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:51 PM
Havent touched the books yet
Just glancing the wiki
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:51 PM
give it a look
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:51 PM
At work atm
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:51 PM
ah
it becomes important when you want to combine arcanums
different arcanums can cause the same end goal but take different levels to get there. the book uses a coin flip as an example
Fate 1 can just Compell the coin to land heads up
Force 3 could Fray the kinetic energy so it stops spinning with heads up
Matter 3 could Weave to alter the coin to be heavier on the tails side, so heads is face up
Mind 2 could Veil peoples minds so they think its heads up
etc
hmm Space 4 lets you set the way your feet are facing as down for you always
so you could walk on walls
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 08:58 PM
That's really cool
I'm looking forward to this
Quornes 25-Jun-18 08:59 PM
the same spell could let you define a guns "foward" towards the person shooting it. So as soon as the bullet leaves the gun it goes forward but thats backward and would either shoot back into the gun or into the person
honestly just read all the spells after you download the pdf. its actually fun to see all the cool things you can do.
at space 5 you can cast Quarantine, which lets you excise something Space altogether, whether its a person or a house. if its something like a house, its two neighboring houses are just suddenly adjacent like it was never there. People still remember it. But, if you add Mind 4, no one remembers it or anything inside it even existed. If you add Time 5, anything inside is retroactively erased from history like it never existed at all.
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 09:07 PM
Spoopy
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:08 PM
Mind is a lot of psychic/professer x stuff
you can visit peoples dreams, recall stuff perfectly, make people not look at you and forget you were ever there
its good for social stuff
at mind 3 you can buff your mental/social stats
skills too
you can summon mind demons
which are basically vices personified
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 09:14 PM
Neat
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:16 PM
keep in mind that you can learn effectively any of the arcanas
at the beginning it would be a little harder due to you having incompatible arcanas
inferior I think they're called I can't remember
it just takes more xp
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 09:17 PM
That's fair
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:17 PM
and the minor arcanas you want to learn outside of your ruling ones just take a little bit more (edited)
usually once you get into 3 of something that's not your ruling arcana i'd have it be an issue where you need a teacher/mentor
I like Mage because it's super free form, the spells in the book are just an example of what the respective arcanas at that level do, you can explain something to me and if I think it could work you can do it
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:20 PM
we also get mage prestige classes later, called Legacies
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:21 PM
that's really far in and you'd 100% need a mentor and etc for that sort of stuff
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:21 PM
yeah. they're cool though because they don't invoke paradox and let you do weird stuff
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 09:24 PM
I look forward to doing really weird shit
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:29 PM
you can do whatever you like really. when I had another DM for this game I played a forces/matter mage who focused on doing things with gravity/inertia
controlling the forces of friction was another good one
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:30 PM
i think i have a good grasp of how to use life, but spirit seems odd/awkward to use outside of interacting with spirits
the one dot spot Coaxing the Spirits seems useful though thats about it
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:32 PM
things of that kind of effect are really good if you need to have something happen now
or not happen
spirit tbf is one of the subtle Arcana's
it's very niche but it does it's niche well
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:32 PM
i think i could use it to summon the spirit of a gun
or even a car
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:33 PM
with coaxing the spirit you could make a gun fire/or not
running under the idea that everything has some sort of "spirit" to it
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:33 PM
yeah
Coathanger MD 25-Jun-18 09:33 PM
Calm the machine spirit
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:33 PM
whisper to the door to open
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:34 PM
pretty much
it's very very useful
and it's subtle so it doesn't incur issues with paradox
if a gangster's SMG doesn't shoot/get jammed no one is going to assume magic
as an example
Gremlins (Spirit •) Practice: Compelling Primary Factor: Potency Suggested Rote Skills: Larceny, Politics, Subterfuge Just as the spirit of an object can be coaxed to help, it may also be coaxed to hinder. When a character fails a roll using this spell’s subject as equipment, the spell converts the failure into a dramatic failure. The spell converts a number of failures equal to its Potency. If the object’s user is a player’s character, the player gains a Beat as normal.
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:39 PM
if i can strike a bargain with the spirit of canadian wall street
my company will be filthy rich
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:39 PM
that would be a gigantic presence to manipulate
but yeah
i'd allow it
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:41 PM
I'll probably try for Life 3/Spirit3/ Prime 3/ Space 2 to begin with
then raise life and prime
i think i can also awaken the spirits of objects like say my gun or brass knuckles, which gives a bonus
or the spirit of my enemies car, which i then command to veer into traffic
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:48 PM
once you get into 4 spirit as an example you can just start banishing spirits
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:51 PM
i dont know if id want to get that heavy in spirits, because then it becomes an all or nothing thing where either stuff goes as normal and i don't use it, or holy shit spirits and i'm the only one who can really do anything and take up too much of the sessions focus
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:51 PM
eh, if we ever get that far everyone will be able to do wack-a-doodle things
and you'd be facing things that can also do the same
Quornes 25-Jun-18 09:52 PM
and spirit 4 only effects that one thing, compared to prime or life 4
Longsaddle 25-Jun-18 09:52 PM
it is def one of the most niche arcanas
but it replicates a few other arcanas
BustrKc 27-Jun-18 01:43 PM
Sparkle Sparkle! So many triggered wizards in this modern deck! Let's find out the power of rainbows!!! Decklist: 4 Aether Vial 1 Auriok Champion 4 Thalia's ...
knockout 28-Jun-18 05:43 PM
@BustrKc what did they get pinched for?
also, that vid was so good
BustrKc 28-Jun-18 05:43 PM
Discord banned it
Not liking crims
The sarcasm overload in that video made me cry
knockout 28-Jun-18 05:46 PM
the name of the video and everything
it's a master class is how to make a youtube video
BustrKc 28-Jun-18 05:53 PM
✨ sparkles✨
knockout 28-Jun-18 07:10 PM
Quornes 29-Jun-18 01:37 AM
When are you thinking of starting up again @Longsaddle
Longsaddle 29-Jun-18 01:39 AM
Well I'd like to get 3-5 people in. Once enough people express an interest we could probably start up pretty soon after that
Quornes 29-Jun-18 04:02 AM
So just me and Coat for now?
Longsaddle 29-Jun-18 10:19 AM
p.much
as far as I know anyway
Taylor Swift 29-Jun-18 10:32 AM
Im here and queer
Quornes 29-Jun-18 01:08 PM
yeah but would you actually show up, iirc you missed two out of 3 last time
Taylor Swift 29-Jun-18 01:10 PM
I missed one because I fell asleep
Coathanger MD 29-Jun-18 02:05 PM
Yeah day and time are the only things that could throw me for a loop and unable to join
Quornes 29-Jun-18 02:23 PM
previously it was Sundays around 12pm pst / 3pm est iirc
Coathanger MD 29-Jun-18 05:28 PM
That should be ok for me
Bear in the Woods 29-Jun-18 06:04 PM
Same
Jesus of Methleham 30-Jun-18 03:24 PM
http://boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/60587678 The fucking stories in this thread lmao
Times you've raped or been raped in a campaign - "/tg/ - Traditional Games" is 4chan's imageboard for discussing traditional gaming, such as board games and tabletop RPGs.
knockout 02-Jul-18 07:35 PM
good thing i sold my deathrite shamans
BustrKc 02-Jul-18 07:37 PM
To buy Stoneforge Mystics?
knockout 02-Jul-18 07:39 PM
i wish
i probably spent that money on some dumb jund shit
don't cry because it's over smile because it happened Dancing Karn: https://twitter.com/Kensadi/status/1008547701993005057?s=19 FOLLOW: Twitter: https://twit...
knockout 03-Jul-18 11:02 AM
knockout 03-Jul-18 11:21 AM
BustrKc 03-Jul-18 12:04 PM
Came here to post that drs one 👌
knockout 03-Jul-18 12:05 PM
haha
knockout 05-Jul-18 04:13 PM
BustrKc 06-Jul-18 01:20 PM
Remember to wear cologne and fresh scented underwear to prerelease for M19 this weekend folks.
Maybe just take a magic eraser to clean up at your LGS, and always wipe the machines(chairs) down when you're done.
Mez 06-Jul-18 11:20 PM
Oh good mtg shit is coming out time to avoid the lgs for a month
Place will stank
Guess I’ll just paint minis till the magic chuds are done
Bear in the Woods 06-Jul-18 11:26 PM
Gonna make any killteams?
Mez 07-Jul-18 12:03 AM
I might
Got my plate full with aos 2.0
knockout 07-Jul-18 08:32 AM
BustrKc 07-Jul-18 10:22 AM
I did pretty well at prerelease
Didn't win any games, but I got the "best smelling asshole" award
knockout 07-Jul-18 07:58 PM
BustrKc 07-Jul-18 11:09 PM
knockout 08-Jul-18 01:22 PM
fuckin tron
Jesus of Methleham 11-Jul-18 08:23 PM
joined a roll20 dnd game, the past hour the DM has been talking non stop. He is literally going through all 23 buildings in his fucking town, describing what they sell and look like. He cuts us off when we RP or want to do something. Fucking awful. Gonna drop soon if he insists on reading a novel to us.
Jesus of Methleham 17-Jul-18 01:39 AM
Mez 17-Jul-18 01:54 AM
Honestly doesn’t bother me
Lots of young kids into tabletop shit
Went to a gw last year when I was in the uk
Majority of people there were kids age 8-16
Quornes 17-Jul-18 02:06 AM
its just funny because its gore/dark as hell
and then they produce a kids version
Mez 17-Jul-18 02:08 AM
I mean 40k has always been big with kids
Some of the warhammer 40k kids books are stupid af
There’s one who kids parents are “pacifists” and on a necromancer tomb world
I think the aos stuff will be better, given it’s high fantasy setting
Bear in the Woods 17-Jul-18 08:47 AM
I just want it to be like a Scooby Doo mystery, where it turns out to be old man Abaddon all along
BustrKc 18-Jul-18 07:43 PM
Anyone want a MTG Arena beta key?
d68-uuj7-85w 4q1-xig9-jef fdp-yuu4-q9a dfk-uozd-bt9 6ta-x18z-yds
I got 5 for giving out
Taylor Swift 23-Jul-18 10:38 AM
Play as a Virtue guiding Solomon Kane in a 1-4 player co-op game of storytelling, resource management & tactical miniatures play.
Jesus of Methleham 24-Jul-18 12:29 PM
Jim Cramer speaks to Hasbro Chairman and CEO Brian Goldner, who touts his toymaker's board games and budding esports properties.
[Hasbro Chairman and CEO Brian Goldner] added that Hasbro's goal over time will be to build fantasy games like "Dungeons & Dragons" into esports properties "ripe for esports competition" as consumers increasingly choose digital gaming over standard board games.
Taylor Swift 24-Jul-18 12:32 PM
Jesus
Jesus of Methleham 25-Jul-18 12:26 PM
i don't even know how "esport" dnd is suppose work
like
DM vs PCs? DM would always win
"who can clear the dungeon the fastest?"
Quornes 25-Jul-18 01:20 PM
it would be them taking the IP, shoving it into a dungeon, raping it with corporate buzzwords and whatever bullshit stuff marketing says people want, then raising the rape baby and pimping it out as ESPORTS
Jesus of Methleham 25-Jul-18 08:20 PM
but how does it work
like HOW
Quornes 26-Jul-18 02:04 AM
Look he's just upper management. He passes it on to management and it's their problem to figure that out
Jesus of Methleham 26-Jul-18 06:34 PM
Just got done playing my 4th session with a "chosen" one of a god PC who doesnt react to anything. The char literally saw a great axe sprout legs, arms, and eyes and say "im going home to another god byeeeeee" then go through a portal. A ranger hunter that doesnt know how to play his class and a DM who constantly making my char suffer at the hands of gods. The DM said my char needs to lead these other two to a destination my char has been to a dozen times from their location. Safe to say as a guide he knows what he is doing. But is constantly foiled because "its strange you never seen this plant/animal/area before". Also is a barb who is good at killing things, instead DM makes animals that fight him have 19 AC while he level 4. He has 35% THAC with one attack against a 100+ hp snake. The others dont help and never do. I'm about to quit. Told DM it isn't fun playing with a non char that is the god chosen and an other player who doesn't know what he is doing. Let alone fighting things he can't fight or have all agency be destroyed do to gods fucking with him. FYI the char has 3 levels of exhaustion because he literally can't sleep. Everything he does auto fails or fucks him even when a he passes a DC. WTF is this bullshit? Why are all shitty DMs the ones who never give descriptions beyond "x does this and looks odd" and always shoe horning in gods in low level campaigns. Like p sure gods have better things to do then mess with 3 ppl travelling and the toughest thing they killed is a fucking vulture. (edited)
BustrKc 30-Jul-18 12:22 PM
A 31-year-old St. Cloud man is facing assault charges after allegedly stabbing a 20-year-old man seven times over an argument during a Magic the Gathering card game early Friday morning, according to St. Cloud police.
Taylor Swift 30-Jul-18 12:38 PM
@everyone since apparently some of yall are homos and dont own this yet, hurry and get it its cheap https://www.g2a.com/en-us/tabletop-simulator-steam-key-global-i10000004362004
Pinned a message.
Peaches 30-Jul-18 01:17 PM
Yes please
Deleted User 30-Jul-18 02:33 PM
haha
Hori 30-Jul-18 02:33 PM
the deal you pinned is 17 dollars fucko
Taylor Swift 30-Jul-18 02:34 PM
Scroll down
Hori 30-Jul-18 02:34 PM
FUCKODOLLARS
are we gonna play it TONIGHT
Taylor Swift 30-Jul-18 02:34 PM
Make sure you disable the faggy g2a guard shit
Hori 30-Jul-18 02:34 PM
if i buy it
Taylor Swift 30-Jul-18 02:34 PM
we can
Weve got a Monopoly game running but we dont have to do it immediatly
Hori 30-Jul-18 02:35 PM
good lord you spergs played monopoly
Taylor Swift 30-Jul-18 02:35 PM
Nah get this
Fallout Monopoly
shaka 30-Jul-18 04:27 PM
Hmm
Boardgames online could be fun
Taylor Swift 30-Jul-18 04:28 PM
Not only could they be
they are