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Taylor Swift 02-Nov-18 11:58 PM
Buy ATVI and AMD
Prude 03-Nov-18 12:00 AM
buy ETFMG the green wave is here (edited)
Invest in green to make green
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Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 12:00 AM
Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (NASDAQ: AMD), which has seen strong product momentum for about two years now, is set to host its "Next Horizon" event Nov. 6 in San...
AMD ^
Its still in a lull
but its going to pop
Especially with the new Nvidia cards dying
Prude are you using Robinhood Gold?
Fuck it, im going all in on AMD
Prude 03-Nov-18 12:09 AM
I'm just using basic
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 12:14 AM
Oh f I don’t have any money in Robinhood
Prude 03-Nov-18 12:14 AM
If you set up a transfer usually the fund are available right away
I have a line from my Ally checking into robinhood and vice versa
But maybe i'm misremembering a timegate
Def familiarize yourself with the different kinds of buy/sell orders and shit if you haven't actively traded before, or at least not on this format
Some day when I have more money to play with, I will get into options~
Prude 03-Nov-18 04:46 AM
Looking at AMD's position right now, buying doesn't seem so bad at all
quite a big dip in context of the 5 year history and I don't think it'll stay that low
As its rise has mostly corresponded with them taking position as a non-meme competitor to intel in the processor market, I'd say
so you see a lot of gains beginning in like 2016
Prude 03-Nov-18 04:54 AM
yeah everything I'm seeing describes the dip starting with october as a transient bearish trend after their peak, probably prompted by an institutional investment selloff
therefor basically unrelated to their real performance, just a matter of the securities firm hedging their bets against any regression in their gains
New Dawn 03-Nov-18 01:29 PM
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Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 01:36 PM
Little bit of a #deleted-channel crosspost
but anyone going to put some money on the election?
Democrats have a 70% chance of controlling the House after the midterms, according to political prediction markets. Disagree? Then make a wager @PredictIt https://t.co/d3q6X9gcY4 #Midterms2018 #skininthegame
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Id put 100$ on R retain
New Dawn 03-Nov-18 01:38 PM
it's a good bet if you're going for the senate bet
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 01:38 PM
Theyve got R way ahead on senate
Only money to be made is on House
But numbers guys are saying its not looking good
Close, but not good
New Dawn 03-Nov-18 01:42 PM
you're gonna lose seats in PA, if only because the courts there forced a redistricting to favor democrats
now, if you ask me you prolly should do away with the whole electoral district system and focus on who's the most popular candinates at a state level
and move to the jefferson system
OrkleDorkle 03-Nov-18 01:44 PM
I've got $40 on R House
New Dawn 03-Nov-18 01:45 PM
d'hondt is who it's named after in europe because his system stuck in a lot of countries
and it would also give third parties an actual chance to compete
and basically make gerrymandering not possible
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 01:50 PM
Proname change btw
PA its a bust
FL, NV, TN, CA, TX all look good though
AZs a bust prob
Seats are being lost, but not control
IMO
Enough to warrant 50$+
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 02:54 PM
Numbers Ive seen have AZ at similar numbers to 2016
Maybe down for D a bit
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 03:06 PM
All right
Got 30 on GOP taking the house
Solgnir 03-Nov-18 10:36 PM
seems like you get more bang for your buck bidding McCarthy for Speaker than R retaining House
34c for GOP retaining House, 20c for McCarthy being speaker (which is pretty much foregone conclusion if GOP retains)
Peaches 03-Nov-18 10:56 PM
I love you can bet on that
I think ds will gain some seats in the house and not enough in the senate to change any balance
I haven't looked super close at all the races though because I've been out of pocket
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 11:01 PM
Even nate Silver says Senate is a no
Idk, house could go either way
I feel safe enough putting 50 on it
Peaches 03-Nov-18 11:36 PM
We know how polls are though thinkpepe
Taylor Swift 03-Nov-18 11:37 PM
All too well
Hori 04-Nov-18 09:34 AM
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Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 12:22 AM
Im hearing AAPL is a smart buy
Dipped after the Thursday earnings report
But will most def rebound
Probably get a good 3-4% return this week
IMO a few grand at 220 puts
THATS JUST ME THO
That would be about a 6% gain
Thats more a longterm option tho
Riso 05-Nov-18 10:20 AM
apple has only released one new product since steve jobs died and hardly anyone cares about it: the apple watch
otherwise they've only done iterations
Apple Ex-CEO, Founder explains why the companies who control the major market share fails miserably. John Scully was Pepsi CEO who was brought to lead Apple ...
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 10:27 AM
Doesn’t matter
It will go back up
Riso 05-Nov-18 10:27 AM
of course, they sell 1700$ phones
the thing that gets me is
huawei has a fingerprint reader in the display
and samsung a notchless full display phone
I expected both from apple
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 10:41 AM
Anytime AAPL drops under 200$ everyone should be going all in
They’ll be at 215$ by the end of the month
Bank
There’s already been a 2% growth since I said buy
That’s good money just for today
Wish I’d put 25k in when I woke up
New Dawn 05-Nov-18 10:58 AM
apple is a company that's all image these days
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 11:31 AM
image sells
Theyre oversaturing their market
It will recover tho
AMD is down 5%
Thats a must buy too, it will perk up after tomorrows showing
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:08 PM
Glad I doubled down on etfmg when i did
Been on a good recovery streak so far
Also robinhood finally made that move to their own clearing company, nice
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:14 PM
Wow thats some impressive daily growth
Damn its had Fifteen percent growth since last Tuesday
psyduck
Thats serious money
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:20 PM
it bottomed out before that
I mean, relative to recent history
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:21 PM
In August?
Yeah it had a 60% growth over the month of September
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:21 PM
my initial shares unfortunately went in when it was at a relatively high point, because I was betting on canadian legalization bringing an even larger boon
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:21 PM
Thats insane money
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:21 PM
but now I see the industry is one to go long in
legalization only brought short term optimism
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:21 PM
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:21 PM
the real test is how these companies perform
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:22 PM
Its on track to peak again
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:22 PM
yeah, because I bought more at pretty much the lowest point in the last few months
if it even hits par with my original investment, I'm ahead
but in the long term, the industry should continuously grow
I don't have a huge stake, just a handful of shares, I chose this because it's something I believe in and it has given me an excuse to learn about the market
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:23 PM
Looks like August was an all time low more or less
Youd made 6grand just from putting 10k into it
In September
Prude 05-Nov-18 07:24 PM
Yeah I think it speaks as to the value of having market awareness
if I had the capital and knew about this sooner
I think it'd be a dead certain opportunity
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 07:24 PM
AAPL
AMD
ATVI
TSLA
Actually forget that last one
Terrible time to buy
Wait for the next Elon melty
Peaches 05-Nov-18 07:58 PM
Come on America, legalize it
Quornes 05-Nov-18 08:48 PM
I always look at turtle beach to make me think how silly things can drive up stock prices (edited)
Quornes 05-Nov-18 08:56 PM
Side note. Coworker I told not to buy into bitcoins back when it spiked just told me he lost everything to bitcoin. Rip
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 08:58 PM
Sad!
Prude 05-Nov-18 09:05 PM
like i've said about shit like bitcoin
if you buy into it when it looks good, it's too late
you buy into shit when it looks bad, or when it's an unknown and you're willing to accept risk
that's where you make gains
once the public as a whole regards it as viable, it's already up and stable and you adopt more risk than reward by spending big bux then
Taylor Swift 05-Nov-18 09:07 PM
Bitcoin never looked bad per se
Just was never a big appeakl
But I guess after it hit 1k we should have known
Well, we did know
Just none of us had the capital
Prude 05-Nov-18 09:08 PM
I had always been skeptical and if I had tons of capital, I'd have still chosen something safer
would I have missed out on huge gains? yeah
but for a non-institutional invester if you go all in on something and do happen to lose, that one loss could be a forever loss
while stable and reliable gains will likely never involve that degree of risk
Prude 06-Nov-18 09:51 AM
Weed recovery continues this morning!!!
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-18 09:58 AM
When’s the Amd event
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-18 12:00 PM
What did I say
Buy AMD
Not now obviously
But when I said it
AAPL has also gone 3% since its dip
I wouldn’t sell tho
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-18 12:41 PM
I shit on SNAP the other day
Riso 06-Nov-18 12:41 PM
never bet against ebt, baby
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-18 12:41 PM
But I can’t argue with 17% growth
No
Snapchat
Government benefits aren’t publicly traded
That might be the dumbest thing you’ve ever said
And that’s a high bar!!!!
Riso 06-Nov-18 12:47 PM
then what are government treasuries!
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-18 01:10 PM
AMD hit 10.8% growth
PepoDanceLS
On the day
before lunch
Imagine those gains
Scuba Steve 06-Nov-18 04:16 PM
New architecture looks dank as fuck too
And wouldn't shock me if it ended up in GPUs too
ThePerminator 06-Nov-18 05:42 PM
What's the new architecture?
Prude 06-Nov-18 10:35 PM
interested to see how the weed stocks move tomorrow
while I've chosen ETFMG to be less volatile, I imagine any weed stock will see some gains shortly
Taylor Swift 06-Nov-18 10:36 PM
I expect the market to turn bear for a while
While it figures out what happened tonight lmbo
Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 12:16 AM
:effort:
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Prude 07-Nov-18 12:18 AM
good enough!!!!
Pinned a message.
this whole channel is required watching for MarketMen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTU7zMqyCsIcaYWwtjemYoQ/videos (edited)
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Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 12:25 AM
Thats gonna get some play
tbqh
NPC BOT 07-Nov-18 12:25 AM
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Prude 07-Nov-18 12:26 AM
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Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 12:27 AM
Excited to see what the markets do in the morning
Prude 07-Nov-18 07:02 AM
Etfmg $1.10 after hours gains
I think the market should be open soon? So really I think those gains are premarket but robinhood may be categorizing them oddly
Either way
Big gain since I checked last night after market close
Prude 07-Nov-18 07:25 AM
Went back down a little - still, I think the next while will be interesting
Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 11:55 AM
eyepop
It’s still blowing up
Deleted User 07-Nov-18 12:38 PM
tfw need to get into stocks but wanna pay down student loans
Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 12:50 PM
Lets do it fam
BMW Yacht Club
Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 01:01 PM
Diablo Immortal Controversy Causes Activision Blizzard Stock To Drop Over 7% https://t.co/y1EfJCqckL
Buy ATVI
New role btw @BMW Yacht Club
Prude 07-Nov-18 03:28 PM
if student loan interests moves faster than average returns on the market, then loans are the obvious choice I guess
Prude 07-Nov-18 04:02 PM
Etfmg rose 2.42 today!
Marginal backslide after hours but that's alright
Prude 07-Nov-18 07:11 PM
Didn't think of this before
But sessions being gone is a boom to weed stocks too
Since that faggot was real stuck on trying to make federal weed law enforced
Taylor Swift 07-Nov-18 07:12 PM
Yeah
Taylor Swift 08-Nov-18 08:03 PM
BUY
ATVI
@BMW Yacht Club
Prude 08-Nov-18 08:05 PM
hm
are we expecting a rebound?
Taylor Swift 08-Nov-18 08:07 PM
ofc
Call of Duty and WoW arent going anywhere
If it hits 50, which I doubt
but if it does
Id go all in
Prude 08-Nov-18 08:08 PM
since the dip has been after hours, it's not assured that one will be able resolve a buy order before it gets back up at market open (assuming lots of people are thinkings the same thing)
but I suppose it could be worth a try
Solgnir 09-Nov-18 03:46 PM
I snapped up a handful of ATVI shares today
also lol how in the FUK am I not in the Yacht Club ree
Riso 09-Nov-18 03:54 PM
only zoomers alloud
Solgnir 09-Nov-18 04:25 PM
SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY PAYCHECK
Friday's plunge sends Yelp to a 52-week low and makes for the stock's worst day of trading since going public in 2012.
rip 1
also lol fuck yelp
Taylor Swift 09-Nov-18 04:25 PM
Yikes
Riso 10-Nov-18 03:12 AM
yelp
Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 02:52 PM
Ive been saying it for a week!!!!!!!!!!
Riso 10-Nov-18 02:53 PM
if you boought last week you lost money!
Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 02:53 PM
It will come out in the wash
A matter of dollars atyour initial investment is paltry
We're talking a 20-30% increase by Q3 2019
Bank
Riso 10-Nov-18 02:58 PM
we've got 27.5% tax on stock profits
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Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 02:58 PM
lmbo
Just lol
Riso 10-Nov-18 02:59 PM
no I dont know why our stock market is a joke and nobody holds any
New Dawn 10-Nov-18 04:23 PM
i think the idea is that people only buy stocks if they actually want a stake at the corp or something
Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 04:28 PM
Dumb and gay
Why does you country hate people making money
Riso 10-Nov-18 04:30 PM
envy.
New Dawn 10-Nov-18 04:31 PM
i can understand having a 1 to 2 percent tax on that
Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 04:31 PM
Sure
Thats reasonable
If you had to tax it
Riso 10-Nov-18 04:32 PM
we also have 25% tax on bank savings
Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 04:32 PM
On interest?
Riso 10-Nov-18 04:32 PM
yes
Taylor Swift 10-Nov-18 04:32 PM
What the fuck lol
Riso 10-Nov-18 04:33 PM
the fuck you think this is a free cunry or somethin
I pay 46.5% income tax
*health care and pension included
*also mandatory union fees
New Dawn 10-Nov-18 04:33 PM
IMO a 1 to 2 percent tax on stock transactions in US would def be worth it if the money's used to finance the infra
Riso 10-Nov-18 04:34 PM
reee its the tobin tax
Prude 10-Nov-18 07:16 PM
I think the way we handle capital gains tax is very nice
The rates are dramatically lowered when you go long in your holdings
Like a year or two or something
It encourages stability and so the rich daytrading risk taking types get hit harder
Which is a fair compromise imo
ThePerminator 11-Nov-18 01:47 AM
Lol what commie hellhole is @Riso from anyway
Deleted User 11-Nov-18 04:17 AM
best germany
Riso 11-Nov-18 04:18 AM
australia
New Dawn 11-Nov-18 07:11 AM
österreich
Taylor Swift 11-Nov-18 08:28 PM
Ah yes niggies
Robinhood Instant
Prude 12-Nov-18 11:00 AM
GE at a 52 week low
maybe an opportunity?
Taylor Swift 12-Nov-18 11:35 AM
Interesting, what’s the news
Prude 12-Nov-18 12:20 PM
No idea, I recall some forbes thing about sell offs
But that's all that comes to mind
Riso 12-Nov-18 03:22 PM
2016: GE spent $21.4B on buybacks at an average price of $30.30 2017: GE spent $2.6B on buybacks at an average price of $19.65 That’s more than $17B gone from buybacks over the last 2 years
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Taylor Swift 19-Nov-18 05:55 PM
Tesla Supercharger capacity will double by end of next year. Expect to be within range of 95% to 100% of population in all active markets.
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Riso 20-Nov-18 12:31 AM
Ghosn, who has guided Renault and Nissan for almost 20 years, and more recently Mitsubishi, was arrested in Tokyo for financial misconduct, and his future in the auto industry is very much in question.
Shares of Renault dropped 10% on the news. Nissan shares fell 9%.
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Prude 21-Nov-18 08:35 PM
getin
BustrKc 22-Nov-18 02:11 PM
negative
Taylor Swift 29-Nov-18 01:11 PM
Buy AMZN and AAPL
They WILL rebound
Riso 01-Dec-18 05:12 PM
not yet
Taylor Swift 01-Dec-18 05:14 PM
Whats ATVI
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-18 12:17 AM
Btw
Hth
AMD has risen 40% since I said to buy
Hope y’all went all in!!!!!!
Prude 04-Dec-18 12:18 AM
good call, I'd have considered it if I had the liquid capital that I felt comfortable investing at the time
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-18 12:19 AM
I was around about ATVI tho
It hasn’t hit its floor yet
That number will possibly stall going into the holidays
But I don’t expect any real rebound until at least Q1 earnings
And I’m skeptical about it as well
Q2 tho maybe
Q3 def
So it’s a buy but be prepared to sit on it for 8-9 months
Quornes 04-Dec-18 12:08 PM
There's several weed stocks as well ive been eyeing that are higher risk but might spike q1
Prude 04-Dec-18 04:39 PM
Volatile for now though, been in on the market for a bit and it's not been as smooth as I'd hoped
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-18 04:41 PM
Almost as volatile as someone high on weed
Dangerous! Look out!!
Prude 04-Dec-18 05:37 PM
rolleyes
YinBot BOT 04-Dec-18 05:37 PM
Taylor Swift 04-Dec-18 05:54 PM
slowjerk
Taylor Swift 07-Dec-18 02:36 PM
You know whats fucked up about that actual scene
Hes describing Valar
Which mortals wont see when they die
Riso 07-Dec-18 02:50 PM
I have no idea what the original scene is about
Taylor Swift 07-Dec-18 02:53 PM
Have you never seen the trilogy?
Riso 07-Dec-18 02:53 PM
I stopped after the first movie
Taylor Swift 07-Dec-18 02:53 PM
Im banning you until you watch the next two
Riso 07-Dec-18 02:53 PM
I dont like fantasy ok
Taylor Swift 07-Dec-18 02:54 PM
Theres a joke there but I cant form it
Riso 07-Dec-18 02:55 PM
if there's a joke but nobody can tell it, does it even exist? #deleted-channel
Taylor Swift 07-Dec-18 02:55 PM
!img galaxy brain
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Deleted User 09-Dec-18 08:59 PM
@Taylor Swift part of the life cycle of the mortal races is they actually go beyond the shores of the undying lands
only Eru, the One knows where, death for non elven races is just a departure from the mortal world, theres more after
for elves, a "mortal" death is final and irrevocable
@Riso that scene is during the seige of minas tirith in part 3, the forces of mordor are busting down the final gate into the inner stronghold of the city
"i didnt think it would end like this" "end? death is not the end, etc"
and thats part of a bigger plot point with melkor/morgoth, in that he sought power and knowledge of the flame imperishable, but that lay exclusively within Eru (god analogue in LOTR)
and that death for mortals sent them beyond, but morgoth didnt know where and he used that to sway and manipulate men out of fear
Prude 13-Dec-18 01:52 PM
robinhood has checking and savings accounts now thonk
f-fuck the debit card looks cool neg
the worst reason to open another bank account
3% APY outpaces Ally as well neg
fucking american flag textured card neg
look at this shit!!!!
apparently the savings account is really just a money market account under a different name, allowing you more than 6 savings withdrawals but meaning it isn't FDIC insured?
thonk
cards cool though and there's no obligation to actually use the account so w/e
guess it does fall under FINRA and SIPC coverage though
I like people salty that they're doing this after some error that basically messed up options yesterday and resulting in a shutdown for a little yesterday
day traders relying on volatility BTFO tbqh smugpepe
Realistically these accounts seem most useful if you just have some money sitting around between investments for whatever reason
Taylor Swift 13-Dec-18 02:09 PM
Well
Also to note this creates a closed infrastructure for Robinhood
Allowing them not to have to worry about people taking out large sums to a seprate bank account
I wouldnt put existing money in it but Id def store my gains in it
Prude 13-Dec-18 02:10 PM
Yeah, may as well throw anything sitting around in
Ideally they'd just make it so any unutilized balance w/ their service is automatically in one of these accounts
Taylor Swift 13-Dec-18 02:10 PM
Thats essentially my plan and this makes it easier
Prude 13-Dec-18 02:11 PM
As much as black looks classy and the flag one is cute, I had to get the green
because there was only 1000 left
so its clearly the coolest
and it is the site colors đŸ€·
Riso 14-Dec-18 03:59 AM
dont get a debit in the US
doesnt build credit and if you lose it youre buggered
Prude 14-Dec-18 04:11 AM
I already have two - one for a local credit union and another for Ally (edited)
But I use my credit card that I got specifically to build credit for most day to day transactions (edited)
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:42 PM
I feel like I'm being severely underpaid for my skillset and experience, but the job has a bunch of intangible perks
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:43 PM
that's how it goes
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:43 PM
I have my own office, I set my own hours, my superior is super-competent at his job and has the good sense to give me all the autonomy I need to do mine
I feel like my happiness would go way down if I traded those things away for +20% salary
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:44 PM
work life balance rears its ugly head
work to live, not live to work
>americans dont get this
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:44 PM
I have direct access to the CEO who defers to me on matters in my area of expertise, I feel respected and valued by my co-worksers
but I see salary postings in bigger cities and my eyes do the $ $
I think I could probably double my salary somewhere else but I really like the place I work!! what do (edited)
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:48 PM
#feels
Prude 17-Dec-18 12:50 PM
bigger cities, bigger cost of living
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:50 PM
bigger cities, less social cohesion and trust
bigger cities, bigger problems
Prude 17-Dec-18 12:50 PM
more traffic too, if you'd have to commute, in most cases
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:50 PM
yes but still a higher flat amount of expendable income
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:50 PM
plus don't forget
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
Ive lived in ATL, Boston, Miami
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
you'd be living among liberals
Prude 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
raises will presumably come if your workplace does value you, these perks may be hard to find again depending on career
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
East Coast Master right here
Prude 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
I would only jump ship for a fucking astronomical increase in wage, or a marginal increase that promises similar perks
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
a marginal increase is what you can have from your current employer
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:51 PM
well, I really think I could literally double my salary
or at least +70%
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:52 PM
better go calculate living costs
crime
commute
having to suck the new boss cock
not to mention
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:52 PM
commute is big, I had a 1hr commute for a year and it sucked the life out of me
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:52 PM
embrace human resources cat ladies
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 12:53 PM
HR can be anything from a non-entity to a kafka-esque nightmare of bullshit and sniping
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:54 PM
the bigger the company the more you get of the latter
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 12:55 PM
really all depends
it's like the 250 person firm is the peak-bullshit threshold
big enough to have two or three cat lady HR people, actuald irectors and middle manageement, and all the politics a larger firm gets
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:55 PM
only work for white conservative men
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:55 PM
HR's job is to protect the company from the employees, as an employee you're automatically at odds with their reason for existing
kind of like cops
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 12:56 PM
with none of the insulation of being in your silo with your own management waving dicks at other managers in other silos over who needs money this year
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:56 PM
necessary but understand they are not ever on your side
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 12:56 PM
Depends on how the HR is set up
Most of the time it's to deal with all the bullshit inherent in a white collar workforce
Payroll and retirement and onboarding and offboarding
etc etc
But yeah, for any grievance, it's bad cop/worse cop
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:57 PM
departments could handle that mostly on their own, HR's express purpose for existing is to protect the company from the damage an employee can cause
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 12:57 PM
nah, 90% of thier job is bullshit paperwork
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:57 PM
that's also middle management, in case you wonder
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 12:57 PM
10% of the job is other bullshit, including protecting the creepy boss from the intern who says he groped her
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:57 PM
and government
most of the jobs women and niggers have are bullshit that could be made redundant
because that's how big firms work
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:58 PM
maybe thats a good thing though
like in the Japanese view
corporations exist and are given a ton of deference by the government with the understanding that they exist to provide employment for society
Riso 17-Dec-18 12:59 PM
no in western society, government exists to provide employment
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 12:59 PM
would you rather have those same people out on the street, drinking and generally being a drain
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:01 PM
they already are a drain
welfare benefits is cheaper
and more honest
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:04 PM
I like the salaryman model more for that subsection of the populatio
give them a nominal job with long hours, that way they at least serve some purpose and can maintain dignity
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:05 PM
the salaryman is an 18 hour slave in the service of his company
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:05 PM
right
but its privatized, see
the welfare system is offloaded to corporations in return for corp benefits
I think they handle it better than the west
corporations are more powerful but also have more social responsibility.
they cant just fire someone
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:07 PM
please to be ignoring the high suicide rate
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:08 PM
I never thought I'd see this
Riso defending the welfare state
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:08 PM
you are defending corporate welfare
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:09 PM
yeah, sort of. better than taxypayers paying for it and the government managing it
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:09 PM
you are paying for it
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:10 PM
surely we could achieve synthesis
between the two systems
and I think giving people employment, no matter how nominal, is much better than just cutting them a check with a healthy dose of stigma attached
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 01:14 PM
pretty much
Any job is better than no job
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:15 PM
wrong
digging ditches and then closing them again over and over is worse
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 01:19 PM
It shouldn't be insultingly pointless work, but we literally could always use more idiots picking up garbage from the side of the road
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:20 PM
if you want jobs make it easy to start a business
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 01:22 PM
Like how the everliving fuck would that work
like 15% of the population can barely hold down a McJob without getting fired for no call no show
and there isn't a lot of profit motive to have deadbeats and fuckups working for you
unless the state is paying you to play babysitter and giving you make-work like trash cleanup or pressure washing graffiti
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:27 PM
talking about digging ditches and picking up garbage
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:27 PM
15%
that is awfully similar to a different number
of melanin challenged people in the population
thonking
(US only)
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:27 PM
even a 80 iq person can be trained to follow a rote Excel process to generate a report
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:27 PM
80 might actually be too low
Capri Sun Tzu 17-Dec-18 01:27 PM
90
Riso 17-Dec-18 01:28 PM
can you teach it a nigger
in that case 85
Taylor Swift 17-Dec-18 03:12 PM
Ali Hosseini is a 26-year-old with a normal nine-to-five job in Tehran. He has a bachelor’s degree in information technology and mostly works in social media and public relations. Two months ago, he bought a Bitcoin mining device with his cousin...
I doubt this will give it the ol china boost it got last year
But ti might atleast even out
Scuba Steve 17-Dec-18 03:42 PM
haha
One has gargled the koolaid and spat it out, finding it not to be his liking, the other cousin thinks bitcoin is the future and wants to triple down on his investment
Capri Sun Tzu 18-Dec-18 05:33 PM
is tumblr publically traded
or a parent company or anything
I want to gleefully watch as they eat shit
Prude 18-Dec-18 05:34 PM
tumblr isn't a parent, but it's owned by Oath (also owners of Yahoo)
which is in turn owned by Verizon
and in fact, soon Oath is rebranding to Verizon Media Co.
Capri Sun Tzu 18-Dec-18 05:35 PM
damn
Prude 18-Dec-18 05:36 PM
was just talking about it yesterday elsewhere
Tinfoil Papercut 19-Dec-18 09:03 PM
The federal reserve has no constitutional authority to exist, prove me wrong.
Prude 19-Dec-18 09:49 PM
i believe i've read buyers react better if you list something with free shipping and just correspondingly bump the price
a little more complex on ebay since you can have a dual bid/buyout system wherein the bid would never reach the buyout price, but I guess nothing changes in that you're just correspondingly increasing over the typical paid shipping buyout price (edited)
Riso 27-Dec-18 02:12 PM
"If they made an acquisition that decreased in value this much, people would be up in arms"
couldn't happen to nicer guys
Peaches 27-Dec-18 03:39 PM
Owned
ThePerminator 27-Dec-18 04:11 PM
Bad timing I feel like they're heading towards a downward trend
Dunno how they can possibly continue to add value, the iPhone has peaked. They'll need a new product segment I think. There's been no rumours of any new product line though like there was for the iPhone or iPad
Taylor Swift 27-Dec-18 04:15 PM
AppleTV seems to have stalled too
Unless they branch into making ACTUAL tvs
ThePerminator 27-Dec-18 05:40 PM
They're still making their boneheaded design decisions to piss off customers (Mac keyboard; removing the headphone port etc) but they used to get away with that by adding new features etc which they don't do any more
Riso 04-Jan-19 10:36 AM
"tim is not a product person"
-steve jobs
ThePerminator 06-Jan-19 11:20 PM
That's okay they have Jony Ive for that
Except he thinks everything needs to be thin & useless but pretty
Riso 19-Jan-19 07:53 AM
Carmaker to cut 7% of jobs as it warns that quarterly results will likely come in lower than the previous three-month period.
Quornes 20-Jan-19 04:41 AM
time to buy in
Tinfoil Papercut 23-Jan-19 03:19 PM
I'll be sure to once they produce something people will buy
Riso 27-Jan-19 12:02 PM
Uhhhh, what on Earth? QuickLoans have promoted an article on Facebook calling for the return of debtors prisons. 😳
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Riso 27-Jan-19 12:02 PM
dont take loans you cant pay ok
Peaches 27-Jan-19 01:03 PM
Easy to say
Also the idea of debtor prison is real gross, jail is already for profit
Prude 27-Jan-19 03:58 PM
The real solution is one that finally deals with those guilty of usury smugpepe
Peaches 27-Jan-19 04:07 PM
Not wrong
Capri Sun Tzu 27-Jan-19 07:21 PM
know what else should make a comeback? guillotines
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-19 07:22 PM
agree
Capri Sun Tzu 27-Jan-19 07:28 PM
in todays clown world circus, every time a populist or left-leaning movement springs up you really have to ask yourself if it's justified, if there's legitimate cause or if this is just another bizzarro feedback wave from a fringe group of garbage people
when it comes to bankers and banking, it's one hundred percent justified
the modern institution of banking IS a societal parasite
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-19 07:31 PM
HEAVY agree
Capri Sun Tzu 27-Jan-19 07:32 PM
that sounds like a commie line, but it's not
"those who do not work will not eat"
and let me tell you, the banking industry doesnt do anything
Taylor Swift 27-Jan-19 07:33 PM
Imean
On the topic
The hard left and hard right agrees on this heavily aside from one key difference
The Left is of the opinion we need to eat the rich
The right is just aware the meal will be kosher
Prude 27-Jan-19 07:33 PM
all rich meat is kosher tbqh smugpepe
Capri Sun Tzu 27-Jan-19 07:33 PM
lmao
Riso 28-Jan-19 12:34 AM
"those who dont work shall not eat"
german socialists, before enacting welfare reforms
the bible is more lenient
"those who don't want to work, shall not eat"
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-19 12:39 AM
Pretty fair tbqh
Capri Sun Tzu 28-Jan-19 11:37 AM
Yeah I think that was the spirit of the John smith quote as well
Prude 28-Jan-19 03:39 PM
Banks made over 30 billion dollars in overdraft fees alone last year. They took $30B from people that had no fucking money
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It's sort of like someone should approach the banker problem with finality smugpepe
Capri Sun Tzu 28-Jan-19 04:10 PM
overdrafting should be illegal
iirc they did pass a law saying banks couldn't reorganize payments to maximize overdraft fees
Peaches 28-Jan-19 04:11 PM
Yeah it's real shit I've had that happen
Capri Sun Tzu 28-Jan-19 04:11 PM
e.g. say you had one 40 dollar and five 1$ charges, they'd take the big one out first and then let each small one ping the fee
Peaches 28-Jan-19 04:11 PM
And it wasn't even that I didn't have money it was a gas pump holding $150 on my account
And I overdrafted because it was holding the money
Capri Sun Tzu 28-Jan-19 04:12 PM
I have no idea what it would take to shake down the banking sector
they just have so much fuckin money (surprise, surprise)
Peaches 28-Jan-19 04:13 PM
I have a few ideas but it's basically flipping all the tables over so to speak
Prude 28-Jan-19 04:20 PM
It's almost like bankers have connections with the top dogs of every other part of society too
And they all protect each other's hegemony
Peaches 28-Jan-19 04:48 PM
Weird how that works
Taylor Swift 28-Jan-19 04:51 PM
I wonder if they all have any other links, Im gonna look into that
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Peaches 28-Jan-19 04:51 PM
Lol
Hey guys did you hear about the.... Gets tackled
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Its a real mystery who could be behind all this juden
thonking 1
Quornes 08-Feb-19 11:23 AM
man ea would of been great to get into this week
predictable drop on quarterly report, then rise on apex. im stuck in a long position on another stock or i would of gone in
easy 25% gain
Taylor Swift 08-Feb-19 12:31 PM
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
Always buy big tech stock when it drops
They ALWAYS rebound
AlexanderDeLarge 11-Feb-19 07:36 PM
Video game development platform Unity Technologies is gearing up to go public, according to people familiar with the matter. The company, which was valued at a little more than $3 billion as of its last funding round in June 2018, is aiming to do its initial public offering d...
Capri Sun Tzu 22-Feb-19 12:09 PM
isnt anthem shit
Quornes 22-Feb-19 12:18 PM
thats the joke
Prude 22-Feb-19 12:27 PM
EA-funded article to try and drum up a little optimism no doubt smugpepe
DerVerrater 05-Mar-19 05:56 AM
Aww shit boys
i got some stocks
Capri Sun Tzu 05-Mar-19 10:16 AM
watcha got bro
Quornes 05-Mar-19 12:59 PM
Speaking of now is probably a good time to go in in tesla
I really wish I had been doing the "buy below 300, sell when over"
Riso 05-Mar-19 01:01 PM
it's never a good time to go in tesla
everyone's just waiting for the other shoe to drop
the finance department keeps quitting
people are fired left and right
they are changing major business decisions on a dime
and the dumbass ceo keeps ignoring SEC restrictions and will get fucked
same ceo also always mentions after just making the quarter how they just avoided bankruptcy (edited)
it's a scam
he's a conman
only lunatics invest
DerVerrater 05-Mar-19 01:39 PM
Got me some EFT stock and some spirent on the side for an amusmenet
Quornes 05-Mar-19 01:47 PM
And yet Tesla makes products
Dont get me wrong they've done some dumb shit
But it's literally revived the electric car market after the auto industry killed it
Long term is still iffy but Elon has fuck you levels of money to throw at it from his other ventures
Taylor Swift 05-Mar-19 01:50 PM
Yang/Musk 2020
Riso 05-Mar-19 01:51 PM
tesla is completely overvalued
regarding the cars itself
the sales collapsed after the government subsidies went away
and the new jaguar i-pace is outselling it significantly
it's a much better built car
yes
a jaguar
tesla model e is a fucking joke
hardly one that isn't broken out of hte gate
Quornes 05-Mar-19 01:53 PM
They have decades of experienced staff and infrastructure backing them, it's hard to compete against it
Riso 05-Mar-19 01:53 PM
it takes ages to fix them
Quornes 05-Mar-19 01:53 PM
But yeah valid points
Riso 05-Mar-19 01:53 PM
tesla has been around since 2003
there's no excuse
New Dawn 05-Mar-19 03:49 PM
remember fisker karma?
that is the fate of tesla within the next few years
as for the electric car market of now, you should thank this more than tesla: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REVAi
The REVAi, known as G-Wiz in the United Kingdom, is a small micro electric car, made by the Indian manufacturer Reva Electric Car Company between 2001 and 2012. By late 2013 Reva had sold about 4,600 vehicles worldwide, in 26 countries. Sales in the United Kingdom, its main m...
The Mitsubishi i-MiEV (MiEV is an acronym for Mitsubishi innovative Electric Vehicle) is a five-door hatchback electric car produced by Mitsubishi Motors, and is the electric version of the Mitsubishi i. Rebadged variants of the i-MiEV are also sold in Europe by PSA Peugeot C...
The Nissan Leaf (Japanese: æ—„ç”ŁăƒȘăƒŒăƒ•) is a compact five-door hatchback electric car manufactured by Nissan, introduced in Japan and the United States in December 2010, and now in its second generation. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) official range for th...
only thing tesla made when all these came to the market was a gimmick version of the elise
DerVerrater 05-Mar-19 03:54 PM
the lkead is great honestly
leaf*
i drove the old shape one at a test day thing
nice little car
Didnt tesla have some debt thing recently
where they needed the stock to be at a certain value to pay it back
New Dawn 05-Mar-19 03:55 PM
imo the whole reason why tesla is even that overvalued is because of american myopia
if it wasn't made in the USA or never was a thing there, it doesn't exist
then again, this isn't the first time the yank car market has been swindled into thinking something old is new
Capri Sun Tzu 05-Mar-19 04:07 PM
I dunno man, even Americans dont really think American made cars are all that great
excepting trucks
Peaches 05-Mar-19 04:15 PM
Typically yeah
New Dawn 05-Mar-19 04:18 PM
i don't think it's even that
the big electrical car push of the 2000's was an EU driven thing
and there's a lot of tax incentives for people to try and buy electrical
it hasn't caught on in finland but then again, most cars here are second hand
and those who do buy new are usually businessmen who spend most of their time on the road, yelling at somebody on their bluetooth device permanently affixed to their left ear
while driving their audi like a fucking idiot
Quornes 08-Apr-19 01:48 PM
mmmh i really wish i'd cash out my long postion last year and went all in on AMD
tripled in price since last april negative
Taylor Swift 08-Apr-19 01:50 PM
Told yall
Quornes 10-Apr-19 01:37 PM
adventures in options trading: all my $40+ buys are in the red, meanwhile all my <$10 have had 30-100%+ returns negative
Riso 10-Apr-19 01:39 PM
hold tight and do not panic
pretend to be a tesla stock owner
it can only go up
Quornes 10-Apr-19 01:41 PM
these reds expire friday, its probably an expensive lesson
Jesus of Methleham 18-Apr-19 06:42 PM
Sell Apple for Tesla?
Taylor Swift 18-Apr-19 06:43 PM
Depends
How goods your heart
And blood pressure
Riso 19-Apr-19 12:51 AM
panasonic just dunked on tesla hard
in the regular press
that's pretty much unheard of in japan
Quornes 21-Apr-19 06:05 PM
I wonder if Sony will do good on Friday. They've been pushing Days Gone pretty hard
Quornes 23-Apr-19 10:51 AM
well i've somewhat learned how to do this shit, making back my losses. this shits like gambling
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-19 11:26 AM
Yeah lol
It’s gambling with less uh
Rigging?
That’s not the word I’m looking for
But you know what I mean
Riso 23-Apr-19 11:29 AM
dont be that guy
Taylor Swift 23-Apr-19 11:32 AM
Oof
BustrKc 23-Apr-19 12:22 PM
You never sell, thats how you make MONEY
Ive still got just under half my initial ETH investment and Im feeling gooooood
unsmith
Quornes 23-Apr-19 12:32 PM
disney is uh, buying nexon
@Riso which means they could end up owning two major cryptocurrency exchanges
Solgnir 11-May-19 10:03 AM
ETH pumped this morning lads
BUY HIGH SELL LOW
BustrKc 11-May-19 01:03 PM
Got over half my loss, feelin good
Capri Sun Tzu 11-May-19 02:29 PM
Imagine gambling your money on the stock market like those filthy nouveau riche
vrath 12-May-19 03:22 PM
I am in need of some financial advice.
Of course I turn to a discord channel
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:23 PM
AMD
vrath 12-May-19 03:23 PM
How
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:23 PM
Robinhood
vrath 12-May-19 03:23 PM
Also I have handicaps with the stock market
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:23 PM
Right, so Robinhood is perfect for you
vrath 12-May-19 03:24 PM
I go though variable time periods when I can't access internet
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:24 PM
Actually
I say AMD, but its on an uptick atm
Might hold off
vrath 12-May-19 03:24 PM
So selling at the right time may be hard for me
Riso 12-May-19 03:24 PM
buy amd is the only constant here
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:25 PM
Depending
Riso 12-May-19 03:25 PM
hey now, the point of stocks is not to sell at a high point
but to get a steady income called a divident
that's why GE used to be king (edited)
I do not own any stock
it's not because I am europoor
(of course I am)
but I get raped on eurotaxes
vrath 12-May-19 03:26 PM
Yeah I have about 50k in a money market savings, and I feel like it needs to be invested
Riso 12-May-19 03:27 PM
my dear friend
have you heard about bitc-I can't finish this
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:27 PM
Whats your money market paying out
Because if you can find an 18 month @ 1.8%~ Id say keep atleast 30k in it
vrath 12-May-19 03:28 PM
0.9 percent apy
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:29 PM
negative
vrath 12-May-19 03:29 PM
I mean I have 200 in a roth
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:29 PM
That physically pained me to read
vrath 12-May-19 03:29 PM
Which averages 10
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:29 PM
Thats not bad
vrath 12-May-19 03:29 PM
I dump 15 a year in it
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:29 PM
Yeah if youre getting sub 1 on a money market, Id either A. Cash out into brokerage or shop around because jfc
I know the economy isnt great but sub-1% is criminal
vrath 12-May-19 03:30 PM
My fucking wife
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:30 PM
Women am I right
Yeah take that money and keep an eye on AMD tbqh
Its gone 7% since thursday before last
Thats 7x your money market
vrath 12-May-19 03:31 PM
Put 40 into a cert at 3 percent
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:32 PM
Thats not a terrible idea either tbqh
vrath 12-May-19 03:32 PM
But I guess she's better than my mmsa
Was thinking about taking 10 to 20 and playing with it
Quornes 12-May-19 03:36 PM
the market may or may not tank soon due to china trade tariff war
so on the one hands its super risky right now, on the other you could make mad cash
vrath 12-May-19 03:44 PM
Fuc
I cant
I don't have an address?
Won't take my po box
No FPO either
Racists discriminating against the armed forces
Taylor Swift 12-May-19 03:47 PM
Fucking
Robinhood not supporting the troops
smdh
vrath 12-May-19 03:47 PM
My address is a fucking ship
I need to buy a house in the us to into the stock market lol
Quornes 12-May-19 03:49 PM
Tastyworks
maybe?
ETrade or TD Ameritrade
Tastyworks is a simpler cheaper broker, the other two are full on brokers
vrath 12-May-19 03:50 PM
I think they'll probably have beef with pi boxes
Po
Quornes 12-May-19 03:51 PM
wont hurt to try, maybe use parents address?
vrath 12-May-19 03:51 PM
Orphan
Maybe wife's family
Quornes 12-May-19 03:51 PM
and the wife is on base?
vrath 12-May-19 03:51 PM
Yah
But Japan address
Robin hood is just for America?
Hmmmm
Quornes 12-May-19 03:52 PM
"Have a legal U.S. residential address within the 50 states or Puerto Rico (we may make exceptions for active U.S. military personnel stationed abroad); and"
vrath 12-May-19 03:52 PM
Maybe I can call Robinhood support
Quornes 12-May-19 03:53 PM
try calling
vrath 12-May-19 03:53 PM
👌
Quornes 12-May-19 03:53 PM
Individual Requirements To apply for a Robinhood account, you’ll need to meet the following requirements: Be 18 years or older; Have a valid Social Security Number (not a Taxpayer Identification N...
from that page
were you able to download the app?
im seeing stuff on using a VPN into the US to download if it wont let you abroad
vrath 12-May-19 04:20 PM
Do went fine
DL
Taylor Swift 13-May-19 12:30 PM
Buy AMD
No literally
Buy AMD
Id ping everyone but
If yall want a quick 3-4% turn around this week
Buy AMD today
Bear in the Woods 13-May-19 01:21 PM
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Gonna keep it
vrath 14-May-19 05:10 AM
I'm gonna call robinhood tomorrow
Quornes 14-May-19 04:27 PM
Ubisoft might be a good play with the splinter cell news
Quornes 15-May-19 01:18 PM
@AlexanderDeLarge have you seen BYND its insane
Quornes 15-May-19 01:27 PM
It's up 10% today did the same thing yesterday
I'm amazed it hasn't tanked yet
Quornes 15-May-19 01:55 PM
Nvm it looks to be finally tanking
Taylor Swift 15-May-19 01:56 PM
Time to panic sell
Quornes 15-May-19 01:58 PM
What we really want in on is the Impossible Meat IPO
Taylor Swift 15-May-19 01:58 PM
Yeah it might actually do numbers
Quornes 15-May-19 02:00 PM
Impossible Meat is doing actual research/advances
Beyond Meat is just veggie meat
I want to try and play it but it's so up/down I don't dare
Taylor Swift 15-May-19 02:04 PM
If Ive learned anything about IPOs
Its wait 3 days then decide
If it tanks, buy in (edited)
If it booms, dont buy into thge hype
Quornes 15-May-19 02:05 PM
BYND went from $45 up to $93
Look at the chart people went crazy over it
AlexanderDeLarge 15-May-19 04:06 PM
Their product is pretty great. Glad they're doing well. Wish I knew they were doing an IPO because I would've put 10K into it easy
Quornes 15-May-19 06:51 PM
You could of x2 or x3
Or if you went balls to the wall with a long call option, 400k
Quornes 15-May-19 09:29 PM
im also finally getting the hang of options...i think
it cost a lot though lol
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 01:35 PM
Had to wait to today to find out hard numbers
But looks like Ill have 17k to use just for brokerage
Good starting point
Get a few 4%-6% gains off AMD and Ill be supplementing my income nicely (edited)
Riso 16-May-19 01:58 PM
tell us how you made your first million tay
*shorting AMD
Quornes 16-May-19 02:08 PM
Invest it all in Beyond Meat lol
Quornes 16-May-19 02:17 PM
Or go for a dividend account
17k is enough to start raking some cash in with that
Just not a whole lot
vrath 16-May-19 03:43 PM
I emailed Robinhood
How much $ should I start with I currently have 45k cash
Prude 16-May-19 03:49 PM
I'd start proportionate to your comfort with investing
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 03:49 PM
all of it
put all of it into M&M's stock
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 03:50 PM
Done
And by stock you meant Costco bags right?
vrath 16-May-19 03:56 PM
I wouldn't invested in veggie burgers laffo
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 03:57 PM
I fucking would
@Quornes what was that last IPO
Hori 16-May-19 03:58 PM
bynd
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 03:58 PM
31% in 5 days?
Get the fuck outta here (edited)
Prude 16-May-19 03:59 PM
actually just had one of their burgers earlier (it was free)
not bad at all, but would never choose over real meat
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:02 PM
Impossible Meat IPO might be a big buy too
COnsidering BK has been showcasing them
So its already got good publicity
And Green shit is all the rage
Hori 16-May-19 04:02 PM
is impossible meat the lab grown meat or w.e
Prude 16-May-19 04:02 PM
impossible and beyond are both plant based
but with science trickery to closely resemble the taste and texture of meat (including looking like they "bleed")
Hori 16-May-19 04:03 PM
id rather invest in lab grown meat than veggie meat if it was an option
Prude 16-May-19 04:03 PM
Just because I don't prefer the product doesn't mean it won't do well
I'd never buy Apple bullshit personally but they've done well in business
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:04 PM
Looks like it is lab grown, Succ
Hori 16-May-19 04:04 PM
yeah but if lab grown meat can be successful and have an actual supply than who the fuck cares about dumb gay veggie meat
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:04 PM
Just from a quick glance
“At some point, we’ll enter the public markets,” Chief Executive Officer Josh Tetrick said during a phone interview from Hangzhou, China. Consumer interest in plant-based proteins and meat alternatives has exploded this year, led by companies like Beyond Meat and Impos...
Prude 16-May-19 04:04 PM
"plant-based"
it's not animal-sourced, they just look for ways to emulate animal substances with plant-based alternatives
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:05 PM
đŸ€·đŸż
Does it sell is my question
Prude 16-May-19 04:05 PM
As I already said
personal like for a product and its success on the market are far divorced
Hori 16-May-19 04:07 PM
i dont believe the hype!!!!
Prude 16-May-19 04:07 PM
Like I already said re: the apple example
it doesn't matter if we believe in it!
only that we believe people will buy it
Hori 16-May-19 04:08 PM
i dont believe beyond will remain so successful!!!!
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:08 PM
Who cares
BYND isnt for long term
Prude 16-May-19 04:08 PM
and for better or worse the beyond and impossible burgers are both at the forefront of the meat-alternative burger market at present
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:09 PM
If you want longterm to RDS
Quornes 16-May-19 04:27 PM
BYND stock price will tank after may 28th
Impossible Meat IPO should be a good buy
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:28 PM
Yeah
Quornes 16-May-19 04:28 PM
@vrath holy shit didn't know you wanted to do 45k. Robinhood is good really only for small accounts
Also reminder stock/option trading is how you lose all your money. I'm down like 60% since I started doing robinhood options last month
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:30 PM
Well theres your first mistake lmbo
Quornes 16-May-19 04:31 PM
I went big on AMD long calls because of all the good shit they were putting out, but investors didn't care and the price didn't go up
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:32 PM
>going long on amd before a quarterly earnings report
Quornes 16-May-19 04:32 PM
No I was dumb and bought too far out and died
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:32 PM
rip
lmbo the analyst ratings for TSLA
Quornes 16-May-19 04:33 PM
On the other hand I've only put up 1k.
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:33 PM
Literally just "fuck idk"
Quornes 16-May-19 04:33 PM
Which is way different than life savings 45k
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:33 PM
He didnt say it was a savings
He said it was cash
I assumed he meant a checkings
Prude 16-May-19 04:34 PM
granted, the distinction could be dubious if someone was reckless with money
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:34 PM
And at that level you only really need small incremental gains a few times a week
Whats 5% of 45k
2250
If you made 1% gain every business day on that stack
Youre making 2250 a week
Quornes 16-May-19 04:35 PM
Safe option at 45k is dividends
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:35 PM
>Safe
Fam, we aint out to play safe
We out to get rich
Just follow some simple rules
Quornes 16-May-19 04:36 PM
Yeah but hes active forces. He won't have the time to watch or check
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:36 PM
1. Never go in on pharma 2. Always Trust AMD 3. Follow Elon Musk on Twitter
ez
Then here do this
If you want EZ MODE
Watch RDS.A
3% in 5 days
Safe bet
Fuck RDS.A was 38,56 in Jan 2016
negative
Ok Rule #4
Always go all in on oil
In 2 years the price doubled
Quornes 16-May-19 04:43 PM
It's also only up 5% the last year
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:44 PM
Thats not bad either tbqh
Wait what
Its actually DOWN 11% in the past year
Quornes 16-May-19 04:46 PM
Yeah
I was looking at the wrong section
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:47 PM
It happens
Quornes 16-May-19 04:47 PM
Yeah last may it was $73
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 04:48 PM
My dads a real fag about dividends
Quornes 16-May-19 05:05 PM
If you can work the compound interest it's good and reliable
Just buy a ton of apple/Microsoft basically
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 05:09 PM
just take your 45k to a casino
you'll roughly come out the same just all at once and not spread over 15 years
Prude 16-May-19 05:15 PM
thonk
Quornes 16-May-19 05:15 PM
As former casino dude, no lol
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 05:17 PM
Yeah I was about to say lmbo
Worst advice for Quornes possible
Quornes 16-May-19 05:17 PM
It's true playing thr stock market is a gamble
But you can manage your risk and your position
Quornes 16-May-19 05:35 PM
Just the thing to remember is stocks are only worth what people are willing to pay for them, based on what they think they are worth
Which in turn is based on numerous factors relating to the underlining company that puts out the stock
News being one of them
Quornes 16-May-19 06:00 PM
For instance, if Elon Musk went and killed someone on live video, then yelled "HAIL SATAN" and blew his brains out, Tesla stock prices would tank
That's why there is a literal group of short sellers that stalk Tesla, taking pictures and doing what they can to make Tesla look bad
Because thay bad news lowers stock price and gains them money
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:01 PM
heres the thing to remember about *stocks and bold text
it's only a gamble and literally nobody in the world knows if a stock is going to go up and down
gont get the wrong idea I approve of gambling
Prude 16-May-19 07:02 PM
the big gap between stocks and gambling is the amount of information and counterplay available to you
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:02 PM
hello no son you can gamble intelligently, probably to the same degree you can with stocks
Prude 16-May-19 07:02 PM
NOBODY wins against the house in the long run when straight gambling - it would not be economically viable for the house to exist
the closest thing is like counting cards
but that is a LOT less information still that reading financial reports, the news, knowing a product intimately, etc.
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:03 PM
one: counting cards isn't "close" it's "completely wins against the house every time and the people who pulled it off before casions got wise made millions of dollars"
and in my opinion it's much more information and more dependable information, its basic math in a closed system
Prude 16-May-19 07:04 PM
maybe in the capacity that MIT did it as an organized team, but a sole player trying to do it mentally is still worse off than someone who is working part of the market they know well
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:04 PM
you cant really do it anymore (edited)
Im sure our man here could fill us in on the deets but I believe they swap out entire decks and such now so counting cards doesn't work
Prude 16-May-19 07:05 PM
Regardless then, only supports the point that presently the market is safer than gambling
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:05 PM
it is gambling smugpepe
Prude 16-May-19 07:06 PM
As a whole, the market trends up which, even if just in line with inflation, still serves a person better than doing nothing at all with their money (assuming they didn't have a savings account that can outpace inflation) so long as they can average out
of course you adopt some risk and there will be winners and losers, so the profile of someone who is doing just as well as the market as a whole is sort of a fantasy
Not to say it's all zero sum anyhow, but with using information available to you and making smart moves, I don't think it's unrealistic to make a good bit more than you lose so long as you have the capital to absorb some losses along the way
Clearly plenty of people do work the market to their advantage, likely orders of magnitude more than people who have long term made straight gambling work for them
Or the fact that things like mutual funds exist where you can generally feel assured that the institutional investor you're involved with will pull ahead consistently
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:15 PM
rather than admit you're right and have elocuted your point well Im going to move the goalposts into something absurd: living at all is gambling
Taylor Swift 16-May-19 07:16 PM
Not wrong
Prude 16-May-19 07:16 PM
or that anyone participates in the market to begin with - why would so many people and institutions bother if it was on average just wash (or worse, as is the case with gambling when considering the house slant) which brings opportunity costs wherein almost literally any other form of investing (even basic savings accounts) would then be more sensible
he already threw in the towel
but i had to finish what i was typing!!!
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 07:16 PM
now for my next classic goon trick
I didnt really mean what I was saying anyways, I was just taking a contrary position
bruh 2
Quornes 16-May-19 07:20 PM
@Capri Sun Tzu if you want i'll talk on counting card, ping me on general for that though
and the thing with stocks is its 4d chess
the only thing that drives the stock price is what people are willing to pay
the market has evolved over time into the system we have today, where a stock/company has a bunch of indicators that investors look at and use to base their decisions on
so if you know that X indicator will go up and that X indicator going in a stock usually means the price will go up, you can expect the price to go up because everyone else will expect the same. Because the market now expects it to go up, people want to buy it to get profit off that. Now there is an influx of buyers. Sellers sell at higher and higher prices as people buy, until the price goes higher than what the market thinks it is worth, then people bid lower and orders go unsold
Now
Investors know that other investors this
So in turn they base their buying/selling of stock on the assumption the market will behave that way, which it historically has
this all forms the market, which is peoples expectations of how the stock market moves
if people do not think a stock is worth X price, there will be no buy orders for that stock at that price. It can not rise above X price
stocks are bought on the assumption that others will be willing to pay more than you bought it for, and sold on the assumption its peaked. Both sides think the other is an idiot for agreeing to buy/sell
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 09:34 PM
Stocks aren’t 4d chess
Quornes 16-May-19 11:18 PM
@vrath were you trying to do robinhood due to lack of access to computer?
vrath 16-May-19 11:23 PM
No I have computer access
Quornes 16-May-19 11:24 PM
are you wanting to day trade or invest and check on it every couple days
robinhood is really basic and they have a kinda separate market
its free yes
but if you're slinging around 45k
tastyworks is a low cost broker with a lot more to work with
theres some youtube videos out there talking about pros/cons
vrath 16-May-19 11:27 PM
Ok so I have 250 in a roth, 35 in CDs and 45 cash, just looking to put the 45 in something with more accessibility and hopefully above 2% return
Because it's useless in a moneymaket
Market
Quornes 16-May-19 11:28 PM
you can go more risky and move around in some tech stocks, which shouldnt get hit too hard in the trade war
or go for dividends
all depends on how much you trust random internet strangers for financial advice
vrath 16-May-19 11:31 PM
The problem is I won't be able to actively manage it
Or like check it more than once a day
Quornes 16-May-19 11:32 PM
This channel shows that anyone can build an alternate passive source of income through dividend growth investing. Follow to see this investing strategy execu...
heres a dude who talks a lot about his dividend investment strategies
and shows his stock holding and his gain/loss
vrath 16-May-19 11:35 PM
I'll give that a check
What's a good amount for Robinhood
Quornes 16-May-19 11:36 PM
a dude i follow says robinhood is like below 2k
and recommends tastyworks for above 2k
for bigger accounts he says just go etrade/TDameritrade
i'd say really do your own research, you want to be in control of your own money
read up, watch some vids, look at warren buffet
Capri Sun Tzu 16-May-19 11:52 PM
lol
The people who make money on stocks are brokers and brokerage companies, just like how people made far more money selling shovels to prospectors during the gold rush than the average prospector made finding gold (edited)
If you really have mid/high 5 figure capital lying around get in the venture capitalism game
Quornes 16-May-19 11:59 PM
He cant hes in active forces (edited)
Vrath easiest way is just to buy Amazon apple Microsoft imo
vrath 17-May-19 03:36 AM
I mean playing around in robinhood will be a good experience, the stock market and financial information is something I really don't know about.
@Capri Sun Tzu I'm a 30 year old boomer ok. I just go to work every day and I don't buy avocado toast. After a while, excess income starts to pile up.
no debt, no children.
I just need to turn 50k into around 500k in the next ten years before I retire at 41 so I can buy a dope ass place in the south to grow weed
which I save around 15k-20k a year in cash, so I need to also invest it in a way that I can remove it, because the 401k doesn't cash out until 59.5
looking into td ameritrade managed portfolios
the smallest one has a minimum of 25k investment, and will probably be a 0.9% advisory fee
although I lean more towards putting it into index funds
RickFlairida 17-May-19 09:09 AM
Man just buy property. You can get a 600sqft condo 5 miles from Disney with that 45, Airbnb at $75 a night and achieve a 90% occupancy rate easy
That’ll get you closer to a 9% return realistically even with a management company
Quornes 17-May-19 10:28 AM
Hes not in a position to be able to manage it
Capri Sun Tzu 17-May-19 12:10 PM
Yeah I was just being a shit stocks are fine
There are better ways to invest imo but stocks are a good low effort deal
Riso 17-May-19 12:29 PM
wanna invest in some
bitcoins
I've got a secure line but you gotta pay me 2 grand to get in
Scuba Steve 17-May-19 01:39 PM
Can I pay you in dogecoin?
Taylor Swift 17-May-19 01:43 PM
@vrath h whats TDs yearly return tho (edited)
Im seeing them claim some portfolios can hit 10%
idk how I feel about that
vrath 17-May-19 07:13 PM
straight index funds average about 10% over time regardless
this is where I have 200 or so, I need to find my login haven't logged into it in about 3 years lol but I put 15.5 in every year. https://www.tsp.gov/InvestmentFunds/FundOptions/fundPerformance_L2050.html
Thrift Savings Plan
that ones roth tho
and I can't pull out of it till 2045
I've been considering changing my ratios manually instead of putting it into the lifecycle fund for 2050
strongly considering just buying index funds through a broker and sitting on them.
reading about vanguard index funds
vrath 17-May-19 07:40 PM
anyone disagree?
Quornes 17-May-19 07:41 PM
never touched that part of it before
vrath 17-May-19 07:41 PM
That will round out what I currently have pretty decently I think. Some CD's, some IRA, and some Index that I can liquidate.
and a thousand I can fuck with on robinhood for fun
hopefully when I live in america again I can buy a house or something.
Well warren buffet says index funds wreck mutual funds
I mean I'll be tied to the market pretty hard, but that just means I have to only pull out when the market is doing well
vrath 17-May-19 07:55 PM
to be safe, I'll just start with 10k and see how it goes
vrath 17-May-19 08:02 PM
market is so high right now
feels like a bad time to buy in
maybe I should wait for a fucking dem to get in office
Taylor Swift 17-May-19 08:14 PM
Youll be waiting a while
Since it looks like Creepy Joe is going to be their nom
No way in literal HELL he beats Trump
The real gamble is waiting to see which way the weather goes on the CHina stuff
Quornes 17-May-19 09:45 PM
Stream alerts, stock trading bootcamp, RE course: http://bit.ly/2UQlZif The only pattern you need to know to start day trading options! Kinda. STREAM/CHAT/CH...
i've been listening to this dude, he does click bait titles and shills his real estate course but he talks good shit about the market and goes over his moves
he also does a livestream every trading day talking and walking through the market
vrath 18-May-19 08:42 AM
r/personalfinance: Learn about budgeting, saving, getting out of debt, credit, investing, and retirement planning. Join our community, read the PF Wiki, and get on top of your finances!
That one helped out a bunch
def going with index funds in a vanguard account. I won't have to touch the money for 10 more years or so so that's the best bet
Quornes 18-May-19 09:39 AM
Just keep putting money in though. It makes a huge difference over time with compounding
vrath 18-May-19 09:51 AM
Well yeah of course
25% of my check goes directly into my roth
until I reach the 15.5k cutoff
this is what I'll do with the rest
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 08:15 PM
@Quornes HBO is owner by ATT indirectly
Quornes 19-May-19 08:15 PM
yeah
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 08:15 PM
Watch their stock tomorrow I guess
Quornes 19-May-19 08:15 PM
be interesting to see
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 08:15 PM
If it stops 5% id go in
Quornes 19-May-19 08:15 PM
i'd play it but i did a yolo play and dont have anything free atm
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 08:19 PM
F
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 08:45 PM
I moved a grand into Robinhood
AMD is down 3% after hours
Interesting given they’re performing well
Might be a good buy for a quick turn around
Actually given it’s history
Wait for a second sharp drop
Then buy in
Quornes 19-May-19 09:29 PM
yeah im not sure why its still down, all their shit looks good
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 09:41 PM
Investor knee jerk
I’ll see what it’s at around noon tomorrow
Taylor Swift 19-May-19 09:55 PM
Put in a Limit Buy for AMD @ 26$
Lets see what happens
Maybe Daddy will tweet a nice fat FUCK CHINA at 6AM and bring the market down a bit
If it can rebound to 28$~ thats a nice cashout point
Ill take 27.50 tho
Quornes 21-May-19 08:27 AM
tesla stock gonna get fucked
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 08:40 AM
Gold dying
F
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 11:58 AM
Just YOLO'd on some risky pharma
Lets see what happens
Riso 21-May-19 12:04 PM
I talked shit about tesla and you mocked me
who's laughing now
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 12:19 PM
What the fuck
BTC is surging?
Its up 50% in a month
thonk
@Solgnir explain
Quornes 21-May-19 12:32 PM
It's like a MLM
People shill it because if they do and get more people to buy
The price goes up
And their bitcoin value goes up
And once new people buy in they are incentivized to do the same
Unlike stocks, which are based on a company and priced by the market based on the companies factors
Bitcoins have absolutely no value beyond what people say its worth
I could go on but tldr they're dumb and dont buy them.
Solgnir 21-May-19 12:43 PM
Quornes is half right
The people who are shorting it will actually shill against it publicly
the new hotness is in trading futures. so people who are shorting it will actually make money when it drops
but TL;DR = somewhere around 6400 is the popular buy target right now, most people think it will dump again
Quornes 21-May-19 01:01 PM
6400 based on...what?
Solgnir 21-May-19 01:11 PM
charts
you need to understand fibonacci numbers in order to see the target
and it's a concept I'm just starting to learn about
your problem is that you're drinking the JPMorgan koolaid where they shill against BTC because they can't attach an intrinsic value to crypto
Warren Buffett is also allegedly drinking said koolaid
but there are many who suspect that they're actually shorting by trading margin futures of BTC on exchanges -- where they make profit if the price drops
Quornes 21-May-19 01:23 PM
The only reason prices rose was because of the original bots trading to get the price up, and then the entrepreneurs who bought in and spent a couple years shilling it and cashed out back when it spiked past 15k
The charts are recursive logic
It's a currency not a stock. Every currency has a backing, the GDP and such of their respective nation.
Bitcoin is literally just trying to convince someone to buy a crypto so that more people want to buy it and the price goes up so more people want to buy and so on
You're calling it the JPMorgan and Warren Buffet kool aid but have you considered it's the reverse
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:45 PM
Erased my minimal losses from yesterday boys
Back in the green
Lets do this
smugpepe
Considering going in on $F last this year
Job cuts will have negative PR and probably cause a price drop
Quornes 21-May-19 02:49 PM
Tsla will bounce after the starlink launch
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:50 PM
Yeah but I dont think it will be long lasting
Its a very limited launch, right?
Riso 21-May-19 02:55 PM
tesla is so desperate they are trying to pump their stock claiming apple wanted to buy them a couple years ago (edited)
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:56 PM
slowjerk
This is an adult chat zone, Riso
Riso 21-May-19 02:56 PM
the 2 billion tesla recently raised are already gone paying off loans
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:56 PM
Keep your spaghetti in your pants
Riso 21-May-19 02:56 PM
let's be realistic
tesla is a very badly run car company
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:56 PM
Lets be realistic
Riso 21-May-19 02:56 PM
with a very good salesman out in front
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:56 PM
We arent discussing good companies here (edited)
Were discussing how to make money
Riso 21-May-19 02:57 PM
so we shouldn't talk about tesla then?
ok SHORT THE FUCK OUT OF TESLA
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:57 PM
Im with Quornes on this (for once)
I think Starlink will give TSLA a brief boost
Riso 21-May-19 02:57 PM
why is this even tied to tesla and not spacex?
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 02:58 PM
SpaceX isnt publically traded AFAIK
Quornes 21-May-19 03:20 PM
Yeah
Its dumb but
People hear SpaceX and equate shit to tesla
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 03:21 PM
Well, and theres some crossover
Very little but some
And I guess Musk as a person is tied to both
So
đŸ€·đŸż
FINANCE IS WEIRD
Quornes 21-May-19 03:30 PM
It's about the perception
Quornes 21-May-19 03:41 PM
And people getting emotional and buying/selling based on what they're feeling
Like look at how people reacted when Elon smoked a joint
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 03:47 PM
lmbo
lmbo jokes on fucking us
ATT jumped 2 dollars monday, I jsut noticed
Quornes 21-May-19 03:49 PM
Yeah
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 03:49 PM
Completely wiffed that call
Quornes 21-May-19 03:49 PM
So no slapknee reaction
We'll see what happens when the quarterly comes in on HBO and their subscriber count
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 03:51 PM
True
Quornes 21-May-19 03:51 PM
Them stretching out season 8 to give time for more HBO exclusive shows seems like a really good bet
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 03:51 PM
However, I think honestly losses will be minimal re sub count
IF they announce the spin offs soon enough
+ Watchmen
Quornes 21-May-19 03:52 PM
True
Quornes 21-May-19 04:00 PM
That also depends though if investors look at that, or will just decide based on sub count
Taylor Swift 21-May-19 04:14 PM
half half prob
Enough to negate a huge loss
Investors primarly these days are half boomers half psuedo-savvy
Quornes 21-May-19 08:43 PM
shitttttt i should of bought puts on BYND meat
i forgot to check yesterday if the premiums had gone down
it crashed down 10%
vrath 22-May-19 08:15 AM
So update
I bought into vanguard and made a 3 fund portfolio with VBTLX VTIAX and VTSAX.
10% VBTLX 10% VTIAX and 80% VTSAX to be exact.
Did a fuck load of reading about capital gains and shit, feels good though.
probably just gonna keep dumping into vtsax
cause I figure if the the us stock market crashes hard, I'm probably dead at that point and china has won.
Quornes 22-May-19 08:28 AM
if you want to gamble a little, look at Alibaba stock
its business model is very solid and the only reason the stock is so low right now is the trade war concerns
Quornes 22-May-19 12:28 PM
Look at poor Tesla. Look at it
Taylor Swift 22-May-19 01:21 PM
Food thing I didnt hang onto FIT
Got my money and got out
Wish I could say the same for gold 👀
Quornes 22-May-19 01:33 PM
Gold was gonna tank soon as electronics got hit
Riso 22-May-19 01:51 PM
After publishing a note dramatically lowering his bear case for Tesla, Adam Jonas told a private call with Wall Streeters that things look dark.
tl;dr the company's got too much debt
Quornes 22-May-19 02:00 PM
This calls for a bailout
Riso 22-May-19 02:01 PM
way too small
Quornes 22-May-19 02:05 PM
I hope it doesn't fail because he could lose spacex and that would be terrible. Bad management of Tesla aside, hes been pushing tech development that's stalled for decades with the two companies
Riso 22-May-19 02:06 PM
his erratic behaviour is already costing him government contracts for the rockets
vrath 23-May-19 03:13 AM
30% is p bad
He really shouldn't have named the jew
Quornes 23-May-19 02:25 PM
RIP AMD down 5%
vrath 24-May-19 07:16 AM
Rip the market as a whole drop 30k in and it shits on me for 200$ day one.
Solgnir 26-May-19 10:55 PM
BTC goin' to 10k bois
Quornes 26-May-19 10:56 PM
rip
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:02 PM
Shoulda listened to the Boomer!
Quornes 26-May-19 11:05 PM
btc in its current form is a scam
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:07 PM
Does it matter if youre making money?
Quornes 26-May-19 11:10 PM
ehhh
any money you make is someone elses life savings
or maybe some random rich trader
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:10 PM
đŸ€·đŸż
Thats the game, fam
Quornes 26-May-19 11:11 PM
hide your guilt under the anonymity of your cash
it would be less if the people invested weren't constantly shilling and trying to convince people btc is the greatest thing ever
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:11 PM
Sorry theyre too dumb to know the risks
Quornes 26-May-19 11:11 PM
doing whatever they can to get people to buy
so the price goes up and they can sell out to the very people they tricked
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:12 PM
Sounds like good market manip to me
Quornes 26-May-19 11:14 PM
sounds like you'd like to be at the top of the pyramid
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:14 PM
this is the person you want us to feel sorry for
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:15 PM
^
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:15 PM
and guess what? people do the same shit in the stock market
they FOMO in and get crushed
Taylor Swift 26-May-19 11:16 PM
Ims plit on AMD
Regarding #videogames posts
Markets are clsoed tomorrow so its kinda moot
But Im not sure if I should bnuy in now and wait for Q2 earnings
Quornes 26-May-19 11:17 PM
stock market is mostly traders/banks
btc is mostly people
do i agree the FOMO is dumb? yes
you'll lose your money
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:18 PM
the Bulgarian government has about $200mil USD worth of BTC lol
Quornes 26-May-19 11:18 PM
do i feel teaching people FOMO regarding btc is bad? yes
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:18 PM
You're deluding yourself if you think "legitimate" traders and banks aren't participating
see: JPMorgan shilling against BTC because they're likely shorting it on margin
Quornes 26-May-19 11:19 PM
i know they are
the market for it has been established, of course they'll play it
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:19 PM
Anyway it'd be a brainlet move to buy right now anyway
and I wouldn't advise anyone to buy BTC at current level just on the hunch of 10k
but if the Asians dump and it goes down below 8k again? that could be a possibility
the big thing today was BTC breaking through statistical resistance, so everything's more risky rn
Quornes 26-May-19 11:20 PM
the sole thing you could base any hunch off of is the chart
which is self recursive
its used for stocks i know, but stocks also have other factors
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:21 PM
you do know that you can just say "recursive"
the self is implied
The concept you're looking for isn't recursion anyway, it's retracement
which is just a big brain way of saying that the market/chart tends to self-correct, which is exactly what traders count on
you can make just as much money on a stock that costs $5000 as you can on one that costs $0.05 if you're purely looking at percentages
Quornes 26-May-19 11:23 PM
no im looking at recursive, because the logic on the chart is recursive
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:23 PM
anyway lol I don't bother arguing, buying to trade vs buying to accumulate are very separate concepts and people feel different ways
Just do whatever makes you happy
Quornes 26-May-19 11:23 PM
fair enough
Solgnir 26-May-19 11:24 PM
I'm in accumulation mode with ETH but I occasionally look for BTC opportunities, I don't play with it much because it tends to be more volatile
And there's obviously more individual whales with BTC because it was the first and there's the most of it
So shills can have a huge impact for or against you
whether the shills are pro or con
I'm not playing with a "huge" amount anyway, I have about $2k rat-holed in exchanges and I just take profits when I see opportunities, just try to win more than I lose
like I got semi-smoked on an XRP trade, but it was only as a percentage, not a raw $ amount, because my stop-loss didn't kick in properly (I'd set something incorrectly)
but XRP is dumb anyway because crypto purists hate it and will constantly shill against it since it's tied to the fiat banking world
so it's hard to trade
Quornes 26-May-19 11:28 PM
i just hate more the shilling
i understand how/why it happens, but that does not lessen my hate
Quornes 27-May-19 10:42 AM
Quornes 27-May-19 03:56 PM
Fuck I should of shorted qcom on Friday. Oh well
Taylor Swift 27-May-19 03:58 PM
Ive been seeing to not buy into the AMD hype
That most of the bull run it had last year was this
Quornes 27-May-19 07:40 PM
its still probably a solid long term
Taylor Swift 27-May-19 07:41 PM
ofc
Quornes 27-May-19 07:41 PM
maybe a $3-7 increase over the next year
but not the $9 to $27 mad rise it had
Taylor Swift 28-May-19 08:40 AM
Markets are popping off this morning
Quornes 28-May-19 09:00 AM
@Taylor Swift amd rises
Taylor Swift 28-May-19 12:51 PM
>10%
EyepopAnimated
Riso 28-May-19 12:52 PM
but dont you know the datacenter demand is dropping and that is why intel sales declined??
Quornes 28-May-19 12:59 PM
Fuckkkk
I should of gone all in instead of half on my AMD call
Up 500%
Quornes 28-May-19 01:41 PM
AMD up $3 (11%)
Taylor Swift 29-May-19 11:47 AM
My portfolio pepe_hands
Fuck you Mueller
Taylor Swift 29-May-19 12:48 PM
Heres the real question
Do we use this opportunity to go in on AMD
Or better yet....
Sony
THe problem with Sony tho is they dont have an E3 presser
Quornes 29-May-19 01:31 PM
It can go any direction right now
Jones 29-May-19 02:51 PM
let's please stay aware of what's happening right now with crops. Things are about to get really weird
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Riso 29-May-19 02:52 PM
last year we had a drought, this year is pretty wet?
Taylor Swift 29-May-19 02:52 PM
Youre reading it backwards numbnuts
LEFT to plant
Meaning they arent yet planted
And that wouldy only make sense for Nebraska
Im guessing this has something to do with the Trade War
I think we'd be shocked to know how much we are paying farmers to grow corn that gets shipped overseas
Or even worse, payed to grow it then not even use it
Riso 29-May-19 02:58 PM
are you sayin chyna gon starve?
I only see upsides
Capri Sun Tzu 29-May-19 03:18 PM
That’s a pretty big hit to our ag sector if true
Quornes 29-May-19 03:43 PM
something something corn subsidies
or hell what about all the money states pay people to NOT plant corn?
Riso 29-May-19 03:44 PM
boy we sure need those ethanol requirements in gasoline
New Dawn 29-May-19 04:40 PM
embrace biodiversity
it's one of those things that greens actually get right for once
Taylor Swift 29-May-19 04:40 PM
:agreed:
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New Dawn 29-May-19 04:41 PM
you're getting beat by ukraine in potato production
rapeseed oil is good for cooking and as a biofuel
and it was used as a lamp oil before kerosene became a thing
as for cereal, embrace rye and barley
Capri Sun Tzu 29-May-19 06:43 PM
What’s with this anti corn nonsense
“Corn is in all our food” so fucking what, corn is nutritious
Corn was good enough for our boys overseas pushing back the krauts, it’s good enough for you, you goddamn communists
Taylor Swift 29-May-19 06:46 PM
(This post brought to you by: The Corn Lobby) (edited)
Capri Sun Tzu 29-May-19 06:46 PM
In fact we should rename corn to Americorn
Taylor Swift 29-May-19 06:47 PM
Mods rename him to Capri Big Corn
Jones 29-May-19 06:49 PM
troops overseas didn’t really get fed corn
in those days the major thing was wheat, not corn
it was pre ethanol additives to gas, (everything was TEL)
Pre using corn for all cattle feed forever
Pre hfcs
Capri Sun Tzu 29-May-19 07:04 PM
Wow America sure grows and eats a lot of corn, well here’s a shocker corn grows real good here
Quornes 29-May-19 07:13 PM
have you ever looked at the actual history of corn
and the fucking corn lobby
Bear in the Woods 29-May-19 09:06 PM
Corn is a carb and carbs are the Devil
Riso 30-May-19 02:37 AM
This is probably the best public data on how much 18650s Tesla is buying from Pana. Tesla better be switching both S & X to 2170 in the next few month. Here is the chart on unit #, which tells the same story. $TSLA $TSLAQ #Tesla #CYAZ #テă‚čラ #ăƒąăƒ‡ăƒ«3 #ăƒąăƒ‡ăƒ«3...
do you feel lucky, $tsla
Taylor Swift 30-May-19 02:38 AM
Short $TSLA?
Riso 30-May-19 02:39 AM
that's what people have been saying for years
Riso 30-May-19 02:49 AM
Nikkei "The only way to save Tesla is to file for bankruptcy and extinguish the current capital." $tsla https://t.co/uS6kM7oTua
lynyrd 30-May-19 08:52 AM
shorting tesla is good
ATVI is a freaking good buy rn
You could probably short GME but like max return on it isn't great assuming they drop from 7-something to like 5. Max loss is infinite
Taylor Swift 30-May-19 03:14 PM
My portfolio completely rebounded from yesterday
🙏🏿
>theres a stock called BRP
Going all in, gents
And putting a good chunk into it
lmbo fucking discord
Riso 30-May-19 03:17 PM
reeee
Quornes 30-May-19 03:19 PM
Meanwhile AMD sunk all the way back down to $28
negative
Taylor Swift 30-May-19 03:20 PM
Investors just arent buying the hype
Its rough
Its got to be frustrating to be consistently putting out solid products and the market doesn't respond
Quornes 30-May-19 07:39 PM
nah im sad because i YOLO'd at a higher position and lost my gains and then some rip
Taylor Swift 31-May-19 01:10 PM
đŸ˜© daddy stop making the market so volatile
AlexanderDeLarge 03-Jun-19 01:35 PM
If you can somehow buy in the Scandinavian markets, THQ Nordic is always a good buy.
Taylor Swift 03-Jun-19 01:36 PM
me checking robinhood everyday since the trade war began
Quornes 04-Jun-19 03:03 PM
I was too afraid of getting smacked again this week but AMD shot way back up
Taylor Swift 04-Jun-19 10:07 PM
Shoulda gone back in heavy tbqh
WHen it hit a low the past few days
Not AMD in aprticular but, the market in general
Next time Daddy tweets hes going to nuke Iran to the stone age Ill go in another k or so
Quornes 05-Jun-19 10:25 AM
Same
Taylor Swift 07-Jun-19 02:10 PM
Yall m,y poor fucking portfolio
A ROLLER COASTER
Capri Sun Tzu 07-Jun-19 02:14 PM
That’s what you get for playing the White Mans Roulette of stocks
Quornes 07-Jun-19 03:31 PM
You think thata bad? If I had held off and did my AMD play this week, I'd of turned 300 into 3600 negative
I'd of tried it again this week but that would of broken my budget
Taylor Swift 07-Jun-19 03:32 PM
Live and learn
Its easy, and frankly, smart to be cautious these days
Quornes 07-Jun-19 03:32 PM
There was no reason the stock price to drop back down fammit
Taylor Swift 07-Jun-19 03:32 PM
Nobody knows when Daddy is going to tweet that hes going to fuck Lisa Su in the ass and cause AMD to tank
Quornes 07-Jun-19 03:32 PM
All the AMD news was pure win-win
I wonder how much money people are making just playing opposite his tweets. Or hell, White House staff members who know what he'll tweet ahead of time
Or mention him China is responsible for X and then short X
Taylor Swift 08-Jun-19 12:11 AM
Im starting to think the inevitable Impossible Meat IPO is going to do numbers
Quornes 08-Jun-19 12:21 AM
What the fuckkkkk
I did take a look at the options but the option prices were insane
Prude 08-Jun-19 12:22 AM
can't read the whole thing, but I remember seeing this headline the other day
Meatless burgers are popping up on more fast-food menus, leading to product shortages. The two main suppliers, Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods, have struggled to fill demand and expand production.
optimists will hear news like that and see it as a very good sign for those businesses
they have an overabundance of business to conduct at present
Taylor Swift 08-Jun-19 12:23 AM
Id be tempted to go all in on it
Quornes 08-Jun-19 12:24 AM
That time was the IPO at $40-50 bucks
Taylor Swift 08-Jun-19 12:24 AM
BYND has jumped 200%
Since its launch
Prude 08-Jun-19 12:27 AM
it will likely continue to rise, although impossible if it hasn't seen a dramatic bump yet may be an even better bet assuming there isn't a common sentiment that beyond will "win out" or something
which I don't think there is at this point
and I think some youtube foodie types I follow in fact prefer the impossible burger, so if they can get their product out to the public more broadly, they may see big gains too
Taylor Swift 08-Jun-19 12:32 AM
Yeah its way too late to buy in
Quornes 08-Jun-19 12:34 AM
Ironically their demand from the burger chains is because BYND got over hyped and the chains got convinced people wanted it so they started fighting to see who'd get it out on menus first
....which caused the demand which let to hype validation
Taylor Swift 08-Jun-19 02:11 PM
Wow Ive actually made a decent amount of money so far
Aside from one bad stock
Which can still go back up eventually
Im probably going to cash out MSFT after markets open Monday
Since their E3 presser is tomorrow
Then probably transfer in another k or 2 and wait for a prime strike at AMD
Quornes 10-Jun-19 10:39 AM
AMD taking off
Quornes 11-Jun-19 10:57 AM
RIP those AMD gains
Taylor Swift 11-Jun-19 10:58 AM
Yeah whats going on
Im down about a % today
Riso 11-Jun-19 02:17 PM
all these gains and still no gf (edited)
Capri Sun Tzu 11-Jun-19 02:17 PM
gains and gfs are opposing goals tbqh
Riso 11-Jun-19 02:19 PM
thonk
Prude 11-Jun-19 02:44 PM
lmao
clickbait niggas wild
vrath 12-Jun-19 05:59 AM
In other news I'm up 1.4k with my index and forget method.
Quornes 12-Jun-19 10:44 AM
Look at you and your fancy responsible investing
vrath 13-Jun-19 09:19 AM
Prude 13-Jun-19 01:25 PM
not stock stuff but Circle Pay is shutting down
Unfortunate because I thought it was one of the easier ways to transfer money fee-free between people relatively fast without using a proprietary service like Chase had when I was with them
They also explained the reasonig was some retard shit about crypto and blockchains being the future
Quornes 13-Jun-19 04:34 PM
Sweet christ beyond meat is at $141
Taylor Swift 13-Jun-19 04:35 PM
đŸ˜©
It peaked at 265%
Jesus Christ
Quornes 13-Jun-19 04:38 PM
It should of slumped except the hype was so real it became real
Jones 13-Jun-19 07:07 PM
Rick Wiles warns that plant-based meat alternatives like the Impossible Burger are part of a satanic plot to change human DNA and "create a race of soulless creatures" who cannot worship God.
always love the nutjobs coming out of the woodwork
End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned on his “TruNews” program last night that the rise of companies like Impossible Foods, which is developing plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products, is part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God. “When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger,” Wiles said. “You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory. This is the nightmare world that they are taking us into. They’re changing God’s creation. Why? Because they want to be God.” “God is an environmentalist,” Wiles continued. “He takes this very seriously. He created this planet, he created the universe and he’s watching these Luciferians destroy this planet, destroy the animal kingdom, destroy the plant kingdom, change human DNA. Why? They want to change human DNA so that you can’t be born again. That’s where they’re going with this, to change the DNA of humans so it will be impossible for a human to be born again. They want to create a race of soulless creatures on this planet.”
Quornes 13-Jun-19 07:26 PM
Heresy, to believe people could stop gods "plan"
Taylor Swift 14-Jun-19 12:04 PM
>5% gain from MSFT
!img borat very nice
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Taylor Swift 14-Jun-19 12:05 PM
Not just today, but since I bought in
Quornes 14-Jun-19 01:17 PM
God dammit AMD dropped 4 bucks this week
Taylor Swift 14-Jun-19 01:18 PM
Yeah Broadcom had a hiccup today
All chip stocks are down
Taylor Swift 14-Jun-19 08:24 PM
What did yall say was the better self managed portfoilio account?
I used to use Etrade
It wasnt bad but I think I could do better
Quornes 17-Jun-19 09:09 AM
AMD fucking murdered
New Dawn 17-Jun-19 01:11 PM
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Quornes 20-Jun-19 12:45 PM
BYND at fucking $160
Also fuck I didn't know the Slack IPO was today
Taylor Swift 20-Jun-19 12:46 PM
Hm
Yall seen this
You can buy and sell Intra-Cellular Therapies (ITCI) stock and options and many more commission-free on Robinhood with real-time quotes, market data, and relevant news.
Word is Slack is shit
Avoid
Quornes 20-Jun-19 01:12 PM
It's up 60%. It might be shit but that was an easy gain
Taylor Swift 20-Jun-19 01:15 PM
True but
I try and no 20/20 things
vrath 21-Jun-19 03:54 AM
update on my boomer investing
Taylor Swift 21-Jun-19 10:58 AM
lmbo
Quornes 21-Jun-19 11:37 AM
Man I wish I could of made plays on BYND puts its finally crashing down, but their prices are insane
vrath 21-Jun-19 07:27 PM
36k in
I don't even have the password or username to my IRA I just know it has approx 200k in it
No point in looking at it till I'm 50 anyways, just keep dumping money on it
Capri Sun Tzu 21-Jun-19 08:50 PM
that's a CHUNK, brother
Taylor Swift 24-Jun-19 11:43 AM
MSFT hit its 52 week high
smugpepe
Currently on my yacht, AMA
Quornes 24-Jun-19 12:00 PM
Bynd down $60 since last week. If only I had enough cash to buy the damm puts
Taylor Swift 24-Jun-19 10:27 PM
Thoughts on SHOP?
Its surged on the YTD, but some are saying ti could hit the 400$ mark
And I think it really has legs in the 5 year range
Especially if Daddy gets re-elected
Because I wouldnt describe them as a direct competitor to Amazon
but in spirit they kind of are (edited)
Since their demo is mom and pop
So it could really come down to if daddy wants to put his big orange dick up Bezos boihole
Also Fs in chat for Slack
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Quornes 25-Jun-19 11:01 AM
Huh BYND looks rk have bottomed out
It looks good, doubled stock price so far
Taylor Swift 26-Jun-19 03:30 PM
Well
Made a little profit on BTC today
Used it to buy into some other stocks
And looks like I was right lmbo
Riso 26-Jun-19 03:38 PM
I want to use this opportunity again to say
bitcoin exchanges are run by incompetents, crooks and incompetent crooks
Quornes 26-Jun-19 05:18 PM
Well duh
Quornes 26-Jun-19 05:31 PM
Salesforce stock might bump up over the next month
Solgnir 26-Jun-19 07:29 PM
my man breaking it down for me right now
basically BTC finally got rejected hard at the .618 fibonacci
so, if you know what that means, good for you
Taylor Swift 26-Jun-19 07:30 PM
I Googled it and got math
So I closed it
Math is for queers
Solgnir 26-Jun-19 07:31 PM
exchanges are just everyone playing the same game at the same time but on varying difficulty levels
Taylor Swift 26-Jun-19 07:33 PM
Makes sense
Solgnir 26-Jun-19 07:34 PM
Like you could say the people running Binance are dumb and gay for punting Americans out
But they're just covering their ass in the greater scope
Taylor Swift 26-Jun-19 07:55 PM
Could of made a shit ton of money over the past few hours riding the waves
But, that requires a will stronger than mine
Capri Sun Tzu 26-Jun-19 08:39 PM
Could have lost a shit ton of money too
Quornes 26-Jun-19 08:44 PM
Take the gains and be happy
If you can up 5% you're doing amazing
Even 5% monthly is great
Quornes 27-Jun-19 10:55 AM
Bitcoin rollercoaster today
Taylor Swift 27-Jun-19 11:38 AM
Fucking
Robinhood is bugged af
Ive only put like 1500 in
How did I lose 500 then lmbo
thonk
But yeah oof
BTC might legit hit sub 10k this week
Solgnir 27-Jun-19 07:22 PM
so this was stolen from an actual BTC trading community
The market is very volatile. Inexperienced traders are losing lots of money right now. If you are not an experienced trader and you are telling people in this community to "BUY NOW" or "SELL NOW" or are promoting FOMO, understand that you can cause a gullible person to lose significant amounts of capital, hurting them financially. If you are reckless in chat and do this, we will warn you. Continuing to do this could result in mods removing you from the community. Our goal is to help people manage risk and preserve capital. If you are someone who is desperately looking for direction on what to do during this heavy volatility, DO NOT take advice from online strangers. There will always be more opportunities to make great trades. We highly suggest that anyone new to trading listen to Trading in the Zone by Mark Douglas (you can listen to the free audiobook on YouTube). Any other experienced trader here will tell you that this should be a pre-requisite to trading. Be careful with your hard-earned money people
There's good advice in there tbh
Taylor Swift 27-Jun-19 07:24 PM
buy
Solgnir 27-Jun-19 07:29 PM
Literally most normies right now
Capri Sun Tzu 28-Jun-19 09:36 AM
SA did a good bit where they posted BITCOIN IS FALLING SELL SELL SELL on whatever forum was popular at the time and it did indeed kick off a btc recession
Quornes 28-Jun-19 10:50 AM
Bitcoin recession lol
Just post now how Iran is buying and using bitcoins to get around US sanctions and if you use bitcoins you're supporting them
Quornes 28-Jun-19 11:00 AM
Ree
Bitsane is the second crypto exchange that has pulled an exit scam in the past three months, leaving up to 246,000 users as victims of fraud.
Quornes 28-Jun-19 05:58 PM
AMD for July should be good for the new CPU release
Riso 29-Jun-19 04:56 AM
Large racks of the computers constantly mining Bitcoin have led to a spike in electricity consumption.
OrkleDorkle 29-Jun-19 02:24 PM
"Two of these bitcoin farms have been identified, with a consumption of **one megawatt**," Arash Navab, an electricity official, told state television.
soyface
Taylor Swift 29-Jun-19 02:28 PM
oof
Taylor Swift 29-Jun-19 10:40 PM
Hori 29-Jun-19 11:09 PM
Sold
Taylor Swift 01-Jul-19 12:35 PM
Yall
BTC sub-10k this week
Screenshot this post
Shit lol sub10k maybe TODAY
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Quornes 07-Jul-19 02:33 PM
@Taylor Swift time to go on AMD again tomorrow