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Peaches 15-Dec-17 02:18 PM
hell yeah
Hazlen 15-Dec-17 02:23 PM
BattleBois
duster 15-Dec-17 02:23 PM
I forgot to SS the death of Smelliot and Redshirt Farmer Number 2
Lindsay Lohan 15-Dec-17 02:24 PM
ffs
duster 15-Dec-17 02:25 PM
Queen Cynthia appeared one day in Erzfeste, some say upon request of a local priest. For nights on end he sat in Erzfeste's pub, Silently sutdying every patron like a bird of prey circling above, his crossbow never far away. It didn't sit well with the residents but they didn't dare appraoch him. Now, a mercenary company would lbe just the tool he needed to fulfill his personal quest against the evil from the world beyond.
Fuzzyskinner
He won't live long
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 02:33 PM
This game looks cool
Someone should get it for me for Xmas
duster 15-Dec-17 02:34 PM
its super cool
During a bloody fight with brigands. Ass Haggis became traumitized after he was nearly killed by a warhammer weilding raider. Its ok, we all die Assy
Looks like a war is a brewing.
duster 15-Dec-17 03:01 PM
Cynthia suffers from a weaken heart. 😦
In a time of war, its not surprising that many once again seek refugage in the wild. Ozmiander once founda safe register amongst the trees, but that itme is over. One has to wonder if the calamities which chased him into the forests have come to chase him back out.
Oz is a wild man
I fear the company wont survive much longer. The world is ramping up for a big war and we are not equiped for it.
We have a single set of high end medium armor and mostly mail.
Dilbo and Cynthia, torn to shreds by direwolves.
Bimmers making last stand against army of the dead on a hill.
Prude is already fleeing.
duster 15-Dec-17 04:00 PM
Prude and Hazlen started to break ranks, but Simply Jack rallied them before they ran straight into Geists.
Victory. now we have some really old heavy armor.
@Peaches
For some, the wild is a refuge. Once a mysterious figure to hunters - the famed masskewatsthat - Rejd now returns to civilization for reasons unknown. Coloful and permanent ritual rites circle about his body. When asked why he wishes to join a band of mercenaries, he hoots and, with a crooked finger, replicates one of his fleshen arts across the sky.
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:24 PM
haha oh shit
duster 15-Dec-17 04:24 PM
The company is doomed.
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:25 PM
yep
duster 15-Dec-17 04:28 PM
Company won a noble contract to destroy a goblin camp for 2800 crowns. Upon arriving near the camp, the band elected to attack at night fearing goblin archers. Low, they company was beset by goblins riding direwolves.
Moving twice the speed of a man, the Wolve Riders perfrom an encircle tactic while engaging the front lines.
Although the goblins have suffered heavy losses, losing a third of their number. They slay one Bimmer, and close in the rest of their forces.
The Perm has fallen, with Simply Jack being decapitated. Ass Hagis was struck down mortally.
Peaches, the last to remain. Is winded and slowly being surrounded.
RIP
YinBot 15-Dec-17 04:43 PM
Ya, RIP
duster 15-Dec-17 04:49 PM
New Game
@ThePerminator(edited)
@Hazlen(edited)
@Peaches
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:55 PM
okay i'm an archer this time?
also I like that I managed to live the longest
duster 15-Dec-17 04:55 PM
yea
probably one of the best i've seen
you have iron lungs which means you recover extra 5 fatigue each turn
you'll be shooting for a long time before needing a breather
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:56 PM
hell yeah
maybe I can be useful a second time
duster 15-Dec-17 04:56 PM
it was the armor that did it. half the blows deflected
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:56 PM
and not die 2 minutes in
duster 15-Dec-17 04:56 PM
lol
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:57 PM
can't I get that lucky twice to live till the end? guess we will find out
I know I did a lot of murdering in that last game
duster 15-Dec-17 04:58 PM
yea wish i grabbed final kill counts
derp
Peaches 15-Dec-17 04:59 PM
several of us were doing work though
hazlen sharpshooting everything
duster 15-Dec-17 05:00 PM
yea hazlen, taylor, you, and the perm did the most killing
ass haggis was up there
no where near your guys level
Ass Haggis
Smelliot
Lancek
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:21 PM
cynthia got a character made but I didnt
duster 15-Dec-17 05:24 PM
lol
@The Sauce
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:29 PM
Spear and shield?
Fuuuuck yea
I cheesed DS2 with spear and shield
duster 15-Dec-17 05:30 PM
Your background is fighter
You'll be a solid front liner. Doubt you'll be a melee god but if you get lucky rolls
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:32 PM
Thats usually what i pick first in rpgs, a warrior melee based class
duster 15-Dec-17 05:32 PM
Probably keep you spear and shield forever. Seeing how i doubt you'll break 80 melee skill
Its the defense that is key. No one will hit toi with shield prof
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:33 PM
Im really debating on whether to buy this game tomorrow
duster 15-Dec-17 05:33 PM
Its one of my most playrd games
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:33 PM
I still need to buy one of the GW2 expacs but I got the cash
duster 15-Dec-17 05:33 PM
Its amazing imo
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:34 PM
Is it anything like old school rpgs like baldurs gate or planescape?
duster 15-Dec-17 05:34 PM
Game is brutal. The percents are 100% accurate too.
No unlike those games there isnt any magic except for a few spells enemies have. Its mostly a medieval mercenary sim
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:35 PM
Id dig that
Permadeath for party members?
duster 15-Dec-17 05:35 PM
Also you arent a hero. Just a guy managing a business
Yea perma death for your mercs.
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 05:36 PM
Niiiiice
duster 15-Dec-17 05:36 PM
Permanent injuries too. Some are brutal. Prude last round had 3
Lost an ear, broke ankle, and missing middle finger
He was basically useless by the end. But he was cheap merc and body.
i'm streaming the game atm
a big part of the game is negotiating contract values
Some cool looking dudes we got there. Peaches has a fancy hat
Ass haggis slays two thugs
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 06:04 PM
Ass haggis slays
duster 15-Dec-17 06:11 PM
Sauce lost a finger trying to tame a wild mongrel
Ritsu
GOD that succcccccks
@The Sauce what should you do?
too slow saucey boy
Chose to see how long Ritsu can keep sparring.
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 06:43 PM
Im sorry! I just got to work
duster 15-Dec-17 06:48 PM
Along the road. Ya Rip
YinBot 15-Dec-17 06:48 PM
Ya, RIP
duster 15-Dec-17 06:50 PM
Getting some work as samp village.
Seems fair.
Oh shit! The Brigand leader is there, extra cash for sure and decent armor if we can manage.
Peaches 15-Dec-17 06:56 PM
can we handle them
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 07:10 PM
We got this
We can use ass haggis as a meat shield
Peaches 15-Dec-17 07:31 PM
no it was to much
we all died fighting
duster 15-Dec-17 07:31 PM
yea it killed everyone
out geared
Peaches 15-Dec-17 07:32 PM
we couldn't get through the armor
it was fun thanks man
duster 15-Dec-17 07:32 PM
done for the tonight
I'll make another play through tomorrow
hopefully we can get to end game
It also looked like The Swine had a named shield that last time around
Anyways... that map sucked.
Starting chars were really good but the map was god awful. A good map is well connected with harbors for fast travel and good trade cities. The only cities worth trading at where the ones south with dyes but they all had them. So it would have been days before we could sell them for profits since its a 90% deduction on sale if you sell to a city that produces the same trade good.
Well i got some more time. Starting up stream and new map.
here be the stream
Peaches 15-Dec-17 07:53 PM
nice
duster 15-Dec-17 07:56 PM
Smelliot is a Killer on the Run
duster 15-Dec-17 08:17 PM
shit something happen to my internet
but back on for a bit
This map is much nicer.
What do we do @The Sauce
@Peaches you think you can push that cow over?
Peaches 15-Dec-17 08:41 PM
hell yeah I can
fuck up that cow (god I hope I don't break all my bones)
the cow is going to fall on me or something isn't it
or I will have the farmer shoot me or something
duster 15-Dec-17 08:41 PM
Peaches 15-Dec-17 08:42 PM
made everyone happy
hell yeah
duster 15-Dec-17 08:44 PM
@Taylor
Although Hazlen lost his shield in the fight, with two quick thrusts of his spear he slays two thugs whilst standing atop a mound.
Yond beasties
The Sauce 15-Dec-17 09:31 PM
I am bad I keep getting your notifications but I gotta deal with these customers
Im talking Tekken 7 with some regulars
duster 15-Dec-17 10:10 PM
Lol
Eating burgs. I'll be on around 930
duster 16-Dec-17 12:06 AM
Alright back
streaming
Mother fucking Horse Head Bandits torching our trading village!
Peaches 16-Dec-17 12:08 AM
those fuckers
duster 16-Dec-17 12:08 AM
'
Peaches 16-Dec-17 12:08 AM
oh boy
not in the swamp at night this time I hope
duster 16-Dec-17 12:14 AM
yea lol we rekt
a fucking necromancer
@Alt
@Prude
While defending a fishing village from bandits, a friendly merc company aids us!
Rest in Peace Smelliot
duster 16-Dec-17 01:01 AM
Selling Gems and Salt in bulk from Gemmenstien to Himmelstadt
feels good to be a (((merchant)))
Making easy money. Around 800 crowns a run
lol i got a new follower
duster 16-Dec-17 02:00 AM
day 31, have 13 BMWers and 3808 crowns. looking good
Hori 16-Dec-17 08:51 AM
Oh nice I always have wood for sure
duster 16-Dec-17 02:50 PM
Rest in Peace Alt. You died so the company may live.
Some great armor too!
Sauce getting fit
While defending Gemmenstien, our money maker from raiders, it turns out they weren't human but greenskins. This will be a hard fight!
duster 16-Dec-17 03:33 PM
Hori 16-Dec-17 03:33 PM
lol
duster 16-Dec-17 03:37 PM
did it in google slides cuz i am lazy and never learned photoshop
What should be done about Kimsemsus bullying a small fishing village?
Peaches 16-Dec-17 03:43 PM
Damn
Stop him I guess
duster 16-Dec-17 03:45 PM
Just like kim irl imagine
He ain't happy
While searching for a potential sergent, we hired Rejd the Fat.
Gemmenstien hired us to kill an army of 21 Nachzehrer's. Huge fight
Back you foul beasts!
absolute carnage all but 1 ghoul was slain.
duster 16-Dec-17 04:29 PM
@The Sauce
Dilbo got a nice armor upgrade with all the cash we have made
Along with Kim
and Hazlen
The Sauce 16-Dec-17 04:58 PM
Dude Im Sgt Sauce!
duster 16-Dec-17 04:59 PM
oh yea and you carry the banner and have a sash
duster 16-Dec-17 05:01 PM
we've been upgraded to a professional company in the eyes of the nobility. We can now take royal contracts!
The Ancient Dead are awoken!
From the night comes long dead ancient legionarries.
The Sauce 16-Dec-17 05:25 PM
Yay i carry banners I seem to do that in a lot of games
duster 16-Dec-17 05:26 PM
Rest in Peace Rejd and Peaches
Welcome aboard Simply Jack, the horse fucker
sorry @Peaches you got filled full of goblin arrows. you took like 7 of them
nothing i could do about it
Dilbo chopping trees down with a warhammer lol
Peaches 16-Dec-17 05:50 PM
It's okay I died in battle
The Sauce 16-Dec-17 06:02 PM
I held you in my banners till you died
duster 16-Dec-17 06:07 PM
We hardly knew Simply Jack the Filly Fiddle but he died to an orc berzerker who crushed him with an ax as big as a man. Kim also got killed int he same manner
@Peaches
Peaches 16-Dec-17 06:31 PM
My boy. Go kill some orcs
duster 16-Dec-17 06:33 PM
learn to hold your booze Sauce!
The Sauce 16-Dec-17 06:35 PM
Dude yeah i wanna get drunker
Hazlen 16-Dec-17 06:37 PM
get drunk as fuck
duster 16-Dec-17 07:04 PM
Gonna stream some more in a bit. Smoking atm. We are in solid mid game. Only problem is we lack a group of archers. I expected more melee losses earlier in the game but now we got tons of them.
One more archer and we will be ok but lack of them this late gonna be hard. Will have to feed kills and give training to peaches jr and new guy when we get him.
The Sauce 16-Dec-17 07:15 PM
You should name the new party member BILLYMAYS420
duster 16-Dec-17 08:01 PM
Ass Haggis suffered a weaken heart fighting a bakers dozen of goblin wolf riders. I thought he died but lucky us, Assy is still alive.
as per request. Also he is going to be a killer archer i hope
Peaches 16-Dec-17 08:16 PM
Lol
Billy Mays here(edited)
duster 16-Dec-17 08:20 PM
Prude lives
Peaches 16-Dec-17 08:41 PM
Damn. The history of the characters can be pretty funny at times
duster 16-Dec-17 08:43 PM
Yea theres a half dozen stories for each background
duster 16-Dec-17 09:03 PM
At an owen Benjamin show. I'll play more later tonight probs around 1030
duster 17-Dec-17 12:13 PM
Peaches 17-Dec-17 12:26 PM
That's expensive but seems worth while if it cheers everyone up
I assume that effects battle stuff too
duster 17-Dec-17 12:55 PM
yea
so if you go into battle in a good mood, there is a higher chance they'll be confident in battle. Which gives bonuses to defense and attack.
WAR!!! Time to make some money men
Our first war contract! Seems straight forward.
Great pay for an easy contract. War is great for business.
duster 17-Dec-17 01:00 PM
Got attack by a scouting party FUCK!
The Sauce 17-Dec-17 01:18 PM
Get em boys
duster 17-Dec-17 01:23 PM
we ran away! In other news we are burning down some peat maker hut. there was 24 militia men there.
Peaches 17-Dec-17 01:26 PM
oh that could have been bad
duster 17-Dec-17 01:27 PM
swamp night fight!
duster 17-Dec-17 02:51 PM
Mission two.
Seems like we are some sort of contigent for a larger army.
Winterhall, our employer, has taken Kahlenberg
a great battle took place here, or many smaller ones.
duster 17-Dec-17 03:04 PM
easily dispatched the scouts the next morning.
Oh shit, dire wolf armor?!
It's time for the great battle.
I hope we can survive
duster 17-Dec-17 04:49 PM
slayed a knight and got his armor!
Hori 17-Dec-17 04:52 PM
slay a jew next
duster 17-Dec-17 04:53 PM
@ThePerminator god damn terminator
ThePerminator 17-Dec-17 04:55 PM
yes
duster 17-Dec-17 05:26 PM
prude talked some mad shit to a group of deserters and they decided yea they'll fight
The Sauce 17-Dec-17 05:26 PM
Nigga that would
duster 17-Dec-17 05:29 PM
that hat will be ours
Peaches 17-Dec-17 05:51 PM
That hat is amazing
duster 17-Dec-17 06:38 PM
This fight is kind of hard just by how much armor and defense the enemy has
duster 17-Dec-17 07:20 PM
duster 17-Dec-17 08:04 PM
Ritsu is a drunkard
Hori 17-Dec-17 08:15 PM
HELL yeah
duster 17-Dec-17 08:37 PM
You get 10% more melee damage being a drunkard but you loose 5 melee skill for it
Well fellas. I'm out to dinner but i will be back tonight. Probably around 9 and I'll stream a bit more then.
We are pretty solid at the moment. Archers need a few more levels and Ass Haggis will be a melee god when he catches up in levels
duster 17-Dec-17 11:52 PM
Stream up and running.
duster 18-Dec-17 03:28 AM
lancek lost his nose fighting a gobbo
duster 18-Dec-17 04:08 AM
War is over.
Billymays here, i got no nose too.
duster 18-Dec-17 05:59 AM
@dilbertasfuck
duster 18-Dec-17 06:03 AM
Dilbo sporting an eye patch and a necklace made out of orc tusks.,
fucking VAMPIRES
mother fucking @Peaches hell yea
Hori 18-Dec-17 06:23 AM
He really knows how to work some wood
duster 18-Dec-17 06:34 AM
@Hori
Ritsu, who is the biggest drunk on this discord?
cuz just look at this guy
he is made for flails or polearms
LOL
duster 18-Dec-17 07:44 AM
new fancy head piece.
duster 18-Dec-17 08:06 AM
mother fucking forest fights. almost as bad as swamp fights
eeeeeerrrrr
duster 18-Dec-17 09:02 AM
Chasing down a new fancy hat
Hori 18-Dec-17 09:50 AM
I got some lit gear
duster 18-Dec-17 10:04 AM
Hori 18-Dec-17 10:09 AM
Way to fuck it up @Taylor
duster 18-Dec-17 10:16 AM
@Peaches is a fucking furry
Peaches 18-Dec-17 10:20 AM
Hell yeah
duster 18-Dec-17 10:30 AM
DILBO!
greenskin war!
duster 18-Dec-17 09:28 PM
duster 18-Dec-17 10:09 PM
look at that pay day!
Hazlen 18-Dec-17 10:38 PM
duster 18-Dec-17 10:54 PM
a fort has been destroyed.
the greenskins are a menace
that fort is permently gone
duster 18-Dec-17 11:30 PM
we have found the orc warlord.
orc left, orc warlord right. he is twice the size!
duster 19-Dec-17 12:08 AM
@Hori you one lucky guy
we're rich
@Kimsemus
duster 19-Dec-17 01:26 AM
we are legends
we got a fancy hat! Winterhall gave it to us because we are their merc company. EXCLUSIVE DEALS!
duster 19-Dec-17 02:52 AM
@ThePerminator just chilling with dope hat in a pile of dead orc bodies
duster 19-Dec-17 03:19 AM
goddamn bogs
bling bling
duster 19-Dec-17 04:03 AM
So long Kimsemsus
duster 19-Dec-17 05:20 AM
duster 19-Dec-17 06:04 AM
50k crowns yall
@CoathangerMD
duster 19-Dec-17 07:09 AM
@Taylor wearing a new necklace made from gobbo ears(edited)
killed over 24 enemies in one fight. apparently that is hard for us!? lol
duster 19-Dec-17 08:03 AM
four way battle between BMW Merc Co., Bandits, Orcs, and Undead.
Peaches 19-Dec-17 10:35 AM
Damn this is a bad ass group
duster 19-Dec-17 12:57 PM
With the undead rising from the ground and war waging. We'll take in anyone
Peaches 19-Dec-17 01:00 PM
that attack though
duster 19-Dec-17 01:12 PM
yea his melee skill is nuts for his level
for reference
lancek has 11 levels on him and slighly more attack
duster 19-Dec-17 02:03 PM
@Peaches i'm back sorry phone then wife had to print some stupid shit
Peaches 19-Dec-17 02:05 PM
that's cool man
duster 19-Dec-17 03:43 PM
fuck ya more space thanks to BILLYMAYS420
duster 19-Dec-17 04:01 PM
going to be starting the Black Monolith fight. 12 vs 47
Peaches 19-Dec-17 06:54 PM
omg
that is end game I assume
duster 19-Dec-17 07:25 PM
it is an i had it done to 24 enemies
but then it fucking fucked me
back to 43
now i am back to grind to get my dudes happy
what makes it hard is the amount of priests
they got this terror spell that fucks with morale
Peaches 19-Dec-17 07:30 PM
that is some bad magic
duster 19-Dec-17 08:37 PM
@Peaches which option?
Peaches 19-Dec-17 08:44 PM
i'm sure i'm late on that
I was away
duster 20-Dec-17 02:17 AM
I retired.
@ThePerminator @hindered you are mentioned in game over screen
@Peaches no mention of you lmao
ThePerminator 20-Dec-17 02:38 AM
Fuck yes
salutes
duster 20-Dec-17 02:49 AM
New game. Here is the starting crew. Time to get Haggort the Weasal and collect 400 crowns!
Just a half dozen friends raping a nigger with daggers.
~just battle brother things~
duster 20-Dec-17 03:26 AM
Rest in Peace Lancek. Poked to death by skellie
solgnir gonna be a range beast
duster 20-Dec-17 04:15 AM
kim gonna be alright melee man. decent starting melee defense
duster 20-Dec-17 12:56 PM
@Simplyjack gonna be a beast
Simplyjack 20-Dec-17 01:17 PM
hell yeah
duster 20-Dec-17 02:06 PM
duster 20-Dec-17 03:04 PM
duster 20-Dec-17 06:45 PM
bought you guys sometime with whores, hope your happy
Hazlen 20-Dec-17 06:46 PM
You ever wonder why they call me Hazlen the Snake?
duster 20-Dec-17 06:53 PM
yea thats why. you cheated your customers
Hazlen 20-Dec-17 06:54 PM
Nonsense, it's a free market to do with as I choose.
duster 20-Dec-17 07:10 PM
duster 20-Dec-17 08:32 PM
@Kimsemus
The Sauce 20-Dec-17 10:08 PM
Oo i got eager
duster 21-Dec-17 12:42 PM
Yea. Being happy makes it more likely that you'll start a battle with confident morale. Being unhappy might start you at wavering morale. So companies that lose a lot, dont have food, money, or backgrounds that dont get along will go through this death spiral.
duster 21-Dec-17 01:36 PM
two new recruits
@The Sauce
Peaches 21-Dec-17 01:52 PM
Like that pattern
duster 21-Dec-17 01:54 PM
yea its a good upgrade for front line and when we get plate armor it will work for archers too
duster 21-Dec-17 02:12 PM
GIVE ME DAT RING OLD MAN
We dindu nuffin
duster 21-Dec-17 03:27 PM
@Taylor is thief
The Sauce 21-Dec-17 03:49 PM
You should make Jared from Subway now
Taylor 21-Dec-17 03:54 PM
🙏🏿
duster 21-Dec-17 06:31 PM
duster 21-Dec-17 10:39 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 05:09 AM
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New Game. Company is called Bimmer Band
These are the bros we got going. Sauce already died like an idiot.
duster 22-Dec-17 06:01 AM
duster 22-Dec-17 08:23 AM
duster 22-Dec-17 11:38 AM
duster 22-Dec-17 12:09 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 01:33 PM
Hazlen 22-Dec-17 01:38 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 01:49 PM
The Sauce 22-Dec-17 02:31 PM
Nooo i died
duster 22-Dec-17 02:35 PM
rip
YinBot 22-Dec-17 02:35 PM
Ya, RIP
duster 22-Dec-17 02:35 PM
like on day 3
13 my bad
The Sauce 22-Dec-17 02:38 PM
Make Sauce Baby the next dudee
duster 22-Dec-17 02:50 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Sauce 22-Dec-17 02:51 PM
How much is this game?
duster 22-Dec-17 02:51 PM
idk
let me look
The Sauce 22-Dec-17 02:52 PM
I got paid today
duster 22-Dec-17 02:52 PM
19.50
The Sauce 22-Dec-17 02:52 PM
Yay
Thats below my budget of $500
duster 22-Dec-17 02:54 PM
noice
if you make me i want to be flail bro
TWO HANDED FLAIL
duster 22-Dec-17 03:10 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 04:46 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 05:04 PM
@The Sauce did you buy it yet
The Sauce 22-Dec-17 05:16 PM
Not yet Im out eating sushi with a bimmer
duster 22-Dec-17 06:11 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 07:29 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 08:22 PM
duster 22-Dec-17 10:30 PM
Hazlen 22-Dec-17 10:31 PM
we're cool like that
duster 22-Dec-17 10:39 PM
Sauce you get the game?
if so i want to watch you die horriby
duster 23-Dec-17 12:18 AM
@Rejd
duster 23-Dec-17 01:08 AM
he chopped an orc warlord head right off with that sword and took his special shield.
@Smelliot
duster 23-Dec-17 04:46 PM
duster 23-Dec-17 07:13 PM
duster 25-Dec-17 09:21 PM
duster 26-Dec-17 12:20 AM
@Hazlen dope helmet and best miller i have ever had
Hazlen 26-Dec-17 11:12 AM
You live long enough to die a hero, or to see yourself become the villain.
duster 26-Dec-17 05:17 PM
Smelliot is a Golden God
@Samael
Samael 03-Jan-18 02:55 AM
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GOLDEN GOD
YOU WILL RECOGNIZE ME AS SUCH
THIS ARMOR AND THESE WEAPONS ONLY BEFIT ME
duster 07-Jan-18 01:02 AM
Quornes 07-Jan-18 02:59 PM
its a good game
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 10:33 PM
is a good game
probs paid too much for it but fuck it
music is good
Simplyjack 12-Jan-18 11:55 AM
dialogue is great
Simplyjack 13-Jan-18 01:41 PM
lmao
im fuckin dead lmao
duster 14-Jan-18 02:00 PM
Lol why do you have so many two handed axemen
Simplyjack 14-Jan-18 03:47 PM
im bad at game
i started a new band
more shields, lots of handaxes and flails
spears in bag for direwolves and nachtzehrers
duster 14-Jan-18 04:36 PM
Pitchforks are really good
Simplyjack 10-Feb-18 09:29 PM
so im still kinda bad at game but im getting better!
The Ferrymen (im original!) arent taking sides in the noble war but picking up patrol contracts and whatever rn
ofc orc young are easymodo
trying to grind exp without risking my good bros
dude with the 2-handed hammer is THUDing the shit out of fucking everyone he gets near
full health orc, downed in one hit, every time
btfo 7 undead legionaires last battle with that hammer too, the 3 tile swing just fuckin wrecks anything it hits
duster 10-Feb-18 09:59 PM
Yea th warhammers are really good
I recommend getting great swords asap
Simplyjack 11-Feb-18 09:57 AM
nice raiding party fuckos
Quornes 11-Feb-18 04:37 PM
rippo
duster 12-Feb-18 01:58 AM
Lol
Simplyjack 12-Feb-18 08:13 AM
goin on the record: FUCK necrosavants
duster 12-Feb-18 03:13 PM
Yea they tough use nets though
Makes thrn chumps
Simplyjack 13-Feb-18 12:48 AM
so im at day ~200 or so, pushing level 10 on most of my bros. having real fatigue problems with heavy armor mans, most of my mans to be honest. people just exhaust within 5 rounds and gfl killing 25-30 enemies without burning out
better minmaxing? roll with no backup weapons and padded leather? git fuckin gud, scrub?
duster 13-Feb-18 06:43 AM
You shoups he recruiting professionals to replace your early recruits. No point for back up weapons but a dagger unless you have deep pockets. I don't know your bro builds and if theu still have shields
Once a bro has 300 head and body armor he should be wielding 2handers
1 sergeant, 3 bowman, 2 pikes, 2 warhammers, rest greatsworda is my build
That will kill 40 people in 3 turns of fighting for the most part
Min fatigue with 2h and 300 armor should be 75
At lv 11
duster 13-Feb-18 08:40 PM
Archers alone will kill 5 - 9 ppl in round one
Avg kill for greatswords is 2.5
Per round
Simplyjack 13-Feb-18 08:41 PM
i give my guys war bows and pump ranged as much as possible but they always seem to fall short, im even using hunters/poachers as much as ai can
theres al lthe guys minus the top left one who's some level 2 meatshield who may live idc
or the dudes in reserve but thats basically what i got
@duster theres my mans, not the best, feel free to mock my shitty builds
idk why i have reynhart with a sword n board with bow mastery
i gotta stop playing this while shitfaced
duster 13-Feb-18 11:25 PM
Yea none of your archers are keepers
3 stars min. Need to avg out to 90+ range skill at lv 11
3 stars is ~44 points
So that means you need to recruit 50+ skill backgrounds and get 3 stars.
So hunters, sellswords, and witch hunters. Hunters you can luck out with them starting at 60 range
Why do you not have reach advantage ok your warhammer guy
You realizd after each hit it gives him 20% more defense
So if he hits 3 ppl in one turn he has 60% more defense
Simplyjack 13-Feb-18 11:46 PM
next batch of bros i'll try and shoot for better mans
Simplyjack 14-Feb-18 10:32 PM
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duster 14-Feb-18 10:37 PM
Rekt
seed 507bdd
best trade route is Goldbruch to Konigshaven
duster 14-Feb-18 11:00 PM
you can also hit up Norheim and Weitblick
Norheim has furs/peat and Weitblick salt/copper
takes 3 days for good to restock
so what i do is start at Goldbruch then norheim then weitblick
then sell at knogshaven
Norholz sells quality wood
so that is good too
do simpel quests like delivery missions from knogshaven or those small towns to those small towns
you get rep bumps for each location, quest giver and ending location
never take missions that invovle a lot of walking
so basically only kill direwolves/ghouls, hunt down stole item, and delivery
once you got like 30k
do caravan escorts to skjolborg
then you can buy named items
Simplyjack 14-Feb-18 11:03 PM
🙏🏻
duster 14-Feb-18 11:09 PM
Only problem is the starting bros arent great
Simplyjack 14-Feb-18 11:19 PM
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Simplyjack 15-Feb-18 11:31 AM
duster 15-Feb-18 08:03 PM
Nice
Simplyjack 20-Feb-18 12:40 PM
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 01:54 PM
@duster nyoh my god
also expert/expert is busslhit hard but im FINALLY getting some decent cash flow fuckin garbo contracts and bandits raiding everything so theres nothing to trade reeeeeeeeee
>100 points of armor damage
>not even 1/3 through
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:08 PM
fuck. ok so this is a bit beyond my bros. one would be manageable as is. if i had plate/lamellar, javelins + armor piercing weapons i might have done better against two(edited)
@Quornes
Quornes 25-Feb-18 02:13 PM
?
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:21 PM
idk if you got the lindwurm dlc
but they shit all over my guys
duster 25-Feb-18 02:27 PM
they tough
you want to range them
or DPR them fast as possible
but it is worth it because they give ton of money
but it looks like you got rekt
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:31 PM
yeah i could easily dust one at a time but two is not happening
duster 25-Feb-18 02:34 PM
i only see 1
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:34 PM
i killed one
duster 25-Feb-18 02:34 PM
i don't see its body in that SS
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:34 PM
greatsword 2-tile attack did a ton of damage once i busted through its armor
its under the tai lof the living one
duster 25-Feb-18 02:34 PM
ah
yea you need more great swords
but ya that fight you should have ran
from the start
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:36 PM
oh i saved and fought it to see what would happen
duster 25-Feb-18 02:36 PM
ok
your gear is underleveled too for the day
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:36 PM
i had a real bad economic start
duster 25-Feb-18 02:36 PM
you should have around 2 300 armor sets
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:36 PM
yeah lol no
raiders keep fucking up every decent place to buy from
duster 25-Feb-18 02:37 PM
kill the raiders
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:37 PM
well, if i cant be there when theyre raiding...
duster 25-Feb-18 02:38 PM
i mean kill their camps
you should get contracts to kill them from the town or village that been raided
clearing those camps early is important
if you can take out the camp south west of the swamp and NE in the hills/mountains when you go down to that SW city from Goldbruch you should be good
there is a camp just NE of goldbruch too between those roads
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:39 PM
that one has 2 brigand leaders in and like 14 raiders/marskmen or some bullshit 😦
duster 25-Feb-18 02:39 PM
killing those will give you like ~30 of unrestricted trade
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:39 PM
i tried and died a lot
bad at gaem
duster 25-Feb-18 02:40 PM
contracts should take you to them
and it make those camps easier
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:40 PM
fffffuuu
duster 25-Feb-18 02:40 PM
at worse they'll be like 10 thugs and couple raiders
if you take those contracts day 6 - 20
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:41 PM
yeah my crew just smoked 16 thugs in 4-5 turns
like, the instant contact was made they folded like paper
duster 25-Feb-18 02:42 PM
yea fighting most enemies is causing panick
dropping moral of key enemies to cause their morale to waver all along the line
Simplyjack 25-Feb-18 02:45 PM
yeah i try and focus on guys who are wavering/breaking. chain routing works in any game that has it ive found
esp with wolves/ghouls/orcs, they al lhave shit morale. even if they stood and fought and could do good damage they just panic and bail and thats when the killing starts
duster 25-Feb-18 02:53 PM
if someone is breaking i suggest attacking the fully moral up guy next to him
if you damage him it is good chance he will break too, then routing more people
each time you dmg a guy 15 hp or more you cause a moral check, if he fails it cascades checks down the line
Simplyjack 02-Mar-18 07:07 PM
duster 02-Mar-18 10:53 PM
Lol
Simplyjack 03-Mar-18 05:07 PM
wew
2handers gonna have some fun
also gonna sic ALL the dogs on these fucker
SLASHY SLASHY
Simplyjack 03-Mar-18 10:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zboV3_9KY me when all 4 of my archers/xbowmen miss every shot on a target
FUCK goblinriders

punk bitches peaced out when i wrecked half their crew though
duster 03-Mar-18 11:17 PM
Rip doggo
YinBot 03-Mar-18 11:17 PM
Ya, RIP
Simplyjack 03-Mar-18 11:21 PM
lost one in a rather...graphic dog fight
whoever wrote that description uh...didnt spare details
duster 03-Mar-18 11:33 PM
Lmao yea
Simplyjack 03-Mar-18 11:34 PM
it gives you no less than 4 chances to back out of literal bloodsport gore
"okay fucko, your dog got its face eaten, heres the deets"
👍🏻
Simplyjack 04-Mar-18 12:01 AM
Fuck Goblins
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duster 04-Mar-18 12:17 AM
Gobbos are the worst enemt in the game
Simplyjack 04-Mar-18 12:19 AM
theyre right cunts
and i dont like em
Simplyjack 06-Mar-18 04:08 AM
so it is a thing
duster 06-Mar-18 11:49 AM
lol wat
you talking about the Filly Fiddler?
Simplyjack 06-Mar-18 12:27 PM
nah the kid who falls out of a tree and gets paralyzed
"what a goatfuck of a situation"
duster 06-Mar-18 12:27 PM
oh lol
Simplyjack 18-Mar-18 10:00 PM
@duster @Quornes
fuck these devs man god dammit
Hazlen 18-Mar-18 10:01 PM
duster 20-Mar-18 03:51 PM
Lol
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duster 19-Apr-18 04:00 PM
Map Sharing site
Simplyjack 19-Apr-18 08:28 PM
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