Wrongthink Tank - Jingle Deez
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Rejd 16-Sep-16 07:28 AM
Game better delivers on its promise of knocking out pubbies and crucifying them infront of Das Dreadfort
... which reminds me about that assrocks game
Reign of Kings
Hazlen 16-Sep-16 08:55 AM
I hope this game lets you rope dopes and drag em behind your horses(edited)
Simplyjack 16-Sep-16 10:02 AM
the main thing i wanna know is
can you use pubbie asses for rock storage
Taylor SWifTT 16-Sep-16 12:06 PM
We need to get in on the alpha of this game
Idk of it's gonna be open to all or what
Hazlen 16-Sep-16 12:07 PM
I hope my mini-pc can run it well.
Looks great.
Taylor SWifTT 16-Sep-16 08:26 PM
Eonwe quoted me
Ive reached peak posting
Bchad 16-Sep-16 08:54 PM
god tier
Gobsnek 26-Sep-16 10:03 AM
This looked cool
I've wanted this since I started playing rust tbh
Rejd 26-Sep-16 11:07 AM
it looks like reign of kings but good
except there prob won't be any ass rocks
Hazlen 26-Sep-16 11:08 AM
Which is a damn shame.
I can't hold my friends rocks in my ass
Gobsnek 26-Sep-16 08:11 PM
I'm tempted to contanct FunCom Oslo to try to sneak in on some alpha testing
Could use this grp as an agrument to get several ppl in on testing before EA.
Bchad 26-Sep-16 08:19 PM
do it
that would be really great
also bump the thread every few days to keep it in viewing distance of goonsw
since the game is still a bit off it might take awhile before mainstream gamers get hype about this kind of thing
Quornes 27-Sep-16 03:38 AM
only thing in that trailer that worried me was
you can build and stuff
and the first shot is of those guys lined up outside a player built thing
then the guy launches a fucking crossbow and blows it all up
Gobsnek 27-Sep-16 07:19 AM
At explosive clay pots
I liked that tbh
Quornes 27-Sep-16 08:48 AM
oh didn't see they were pots
GoGoGadget 27-Sep-16 08:53 AM
Hopefully it'll actually be optimized unlike literally every other sandbox game
GoGoGadget 27-Sep-16 09:08 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/4tpshj/prealphapreearlyaccess/ no alpha testing, Goresnack
In their AMA they say they are aiming for 100 players per server, 53km squared world at launch
And human NPCs are in
Mounts planned for post early access launch
NPC armies will invade your shit
No wipes unless they are forced to for some reason
Posted a full recap of the AMA in the thread
Deleted User d0032b2b 27-Sep-16 10:38 AM
damn, this is sounding great, especially NPC villages
i dunno about the no wipe thing though
that's one of the appeals of rust to me
and 53KM squared is huuuuuuuuge
Hazlen 27-Sep-16 10:38 AM
lookin good
Bchad 27-Sep-16 11:36 AM
No wipe works well in ark
We will have to see
GoGoGadget 27-Sep-16 01:54 PM
Yeah, not wiping is a good thing. It'd even be good in Rust if the game wasn't as optimized as an Indian food turd bowl
Although, even in ARK modded servers wipe every month or so, so who knows
Hazlen 27-Sep-16 01:56 PM
I like the idea of no wipes. The only way to not lose everything is git gud.
Quornes 27-Sep-16 02:00 PM
no wipes worked great for ARK yeah
we took over the central cave base, did a perimeter wall. no one ever got in
GoGoGadget 27-Sep-16 05:14 PM
That probably wouldn't work these days. Structures in caves take like 4x damage
Bchad 27-Sep-16 07:47 PM
Yeah sadly
ashy 04-Nov-16 03:33 PM
gas this and bring back Rimworld channel so I can stop posting screenshots in VideoGames chat
The Sauce 07-Nov-16 04:26 AM
conan is fucking gay
ashy 07-Nov-16 05:37 AM
gas
ashy 07-Nov-16 07:43 PM
GAS
Ozmiander 15-Nov-16 04:38 PM
i can't wait to play a tall lanky redhead with a pomp
Hazlen 15-Nov-16 04:44 PM
same
Rejd 16-Nov-16 06:03 AM
Conan Exiles is still on track for its January 2017 Early Access release. In addition to updating the game’s look and feel we’ve added more creatures, tools and items, and lore to the game in the past few months. Furnaces, tanning benches and other crafting machines have been implemented to expand the crafting opportunities for players. There’s been significant changes to combat, which now feels more responsive and impactful. We’ve also mo-capped and redone some of the character animation because we felt it wasn’t up to snuff in its original state.

The much fabled thrall system has recently been implemented and is working as intended. This is one of the things that truly sets us apart from other games in the same genre, and we’re very excited to see everyone’s reactions. There are still a few tricks left up our sleeves you’ve yet to see.

You will be seeing plenty more of the game in the next two months as we release new screenshots, gameplay videos and some big announcements. There will also be weekly community streams and online Q&As.
Joe 16-Nov-16 07:53 PM
so is this game good now
as in is it out and can i play it
Bchad 16-Nov-16 07:57 PM
No
Quornes 17-Nov-16 02:47 PM
"Much fabled thrall system"
fabled by fucking who lol
Bchad 17-Nov-16 03:39 PM
This game needs its own discord
c0rndog 18-Nov-16 03:52 PM
I'm sure this game won't turn out as a false hope much like other games that got over hyped way before release. No way it doesn't go full No Mans Sky and fuck everyone over, no way José.
/s
Bchad 18-Nov-16 06:28 PM
this channel needs to be purged of all bmw members, make the new role group tia
Hazlen 18-Nov-16 06:29 PM
what
ashy 18-Nov-16 06:29 PM
thats fine
~i shia just do it gif
God Emperor Trump 18-Nov-16 06:29 PM
Rejd 21-Nov-16 03:56 PM
Click on the small plus icon to view it in fullscreen 360°
Ozmiander 21-Nov-16 05:21 PM
conan is POWER gay
TrapBot 21-Nov-16 05:58 PM
ashy 21-Nov-16 05:59 PM
👌🏿
ashy 21-Nov-16 06:00 PM
💯
Hazlen 21-Nov-16 06:01 PM
hm
👌🏿
plz let me shit up the twitter account by posting directly from discord thx tia
ashy 21-Nov-16 06:04 PM
damn youre good
Rejd 21-Nov-16 06:06 PM
I had a dumb idea to link twitter to discord regarding conan exiles.
Sure, I'd prefer just a simple RSS feed that just has news
TrapBot 21-Nov-16 09:05 PM
Rejd 21-Nov-16 09:06 PM
Hmm, not quite what I expected.
I thought it'd just get tweets by a certain user, not retweets and w/e else there is
TrapBot 21-Nov-16 09:38 PM
Hazlen 21-Nov-16 09:38 PM
lol what
that was very delayed
TrapBot 22-Nov-16 09:33 AM
Rejd 22-Nov-16 09:34 AM
Oh neato.
@everyone http://i.imgur.com/i7PyzkW.jpg ASSROCKS WHEN?
Simplyjack 22-Nov-16 09:36 AM
yesss
Cynthia_Dutch 22-Nov-16 09:36 AM
yes pls
Simplyjack 22-Nov-16 09:37 AM
what is best in life? to bind the pubbies, see them dragged before you, hear the raging of the squeakers
Cynthia_Dutch 22-Nov-16 09:37 AM
hmmm pls talk more dirty
TrapBot 22-Nov-16 09:38 AM
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 09:40 AM
Don't forget to sharpen your ass rocks!
Cynthia_Dutch 22-Nov-16 09:44 AM
fap fap
TrapBot 22-Nov-16 09:46 AM
TrapBot 22-Nov-16 10:03 AM
Hazlen 22-Nov-16 10:08 AM
weedlordbonerhitler is LIT yall with these tweeters
TrapBot 22-Nov-16 10:15 AM
Rejd 22-Nov-16 10:38 AM
Restarted bot, should now only post tweets here by the actual conanexiles account
TrapBot 22-Nov-16 10:38 AM
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Bchad 22-Nov-16 04:14 PM
Thank god
Rejd post he updates to the thread
I posted the last round
Need someone else to bump it
Rejd 22-Nov-16 04:28 PM
Sure.
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Rejd 24-Nov-16 07:39 AM
Goddamn, what
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Joe 24-Nov-16 04:05 PM
dont gas this one though this game has some potential
Rejd 24-Nov-16 04:06 PM
Reeeeeee
Joe 24-Nov-16 04:07 PM
Its showing the tweets for me
Perhaps twitter is blocked in Germany as well as all music on youtube too?
Rejd 24-Nov-16 04:09 PM
No
I just havent updated discord in a while
Joe 24-Nov-16 04:10 PM
>be me
>be german
>get catchy song stuck in head
>decide to look it up on youtube
>suddenly sirens outside of door
>gustapo storm house
>take me to concentration camp
>get gang raped by refugees
>get gassed
Rejd 24-Nov-16 04:10 PM
Considering the bot runs on my pc
How could you see the tweets then
If they're being filtered there
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Peaches 25-Nov-16 07:48 AM
Ark "great game"
TrapBot 26-Nov-16 10:01 AM
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Rejd 28-Nov-16 08:34 AM
Reeeee fuck off with your AMA
TrapBot 29-Nov-16 02:49 AM
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Rejd 30-Nov-16 09:58 AM
@here MOUNTS
Hazlen 30-Nov-16 10:12 AM
Mount Deez
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Hazlen 02-Dec-16 11:02 AM
get hype
Rejd 02-Dec-16 11:14 AM
@here one hour till conan exiles livestream!?
Joe 02-Dec-16 11:15 AM
hey! thats pretty cool
Lancek 02-Dec-16 11:15 AM
I'd like to unsubscribe from this channel tia
Joe 02-Dec-16 11:15 AM
conan looks really promising
i just hope it fills the gaping holes rust left inside me(edited)
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 11:17 AM
I'm looking forward to seeing if conan is gonna be a next good thing to get in
this is their first dev livestream
ashy 02-Dec-16 11:19 AM
Conan is gonna be so lit
Rejd 02-Dec-16 11:19 AM
I could fill your gaping holes
ashy 02-Dec-16 11:19 AM
Yall don't even know
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 11:20 AM
.i we simply don't know
Rejd 02-Dec-16 12:05 PM
@here
Space Ghost 02-Dec-16 12:17 PM
A half hour on different eyebrows
lol
Rejd 02-Dec-16 12:18 PM
butt physics
Space Ghost 02-Dec-16 12:18 PM
DYANMIC BUTT GRAPHICS
EYEBROWS ARE VERY IMPORTANT THEY SHAPE THE WHOLE FACE
The Demon is even in HIGH RES
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 12:40 PM
🙄
Rejd 02-Dec-16 01:01 PM
they're working together with the ERP community
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 01:02 PM
so i'm missing this whole thing cuz wagecuckin
is it gonna be good?
Rejd 02-Dec-16 01:07 PM
They didn't really show off anything in the stream
just picking sticks, rocks, building a small little incomplete hut
Quornes 02-Dec-16 01:08 PM
looks like Rust: The Connan Experience
Rejd 02-Dec-16 01:08 PM
Except better because of one thing
dragging pubbies around via rope
Hazlen 02-Dec-16 01:13 PM
🔥
If they introduce assrocks in an update i'm gonna lose my shit.
Joe 02-Dec-16 06:39 PM
can we tie pubbies by their feet and display them? i want to start a pubbie collection
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Grandpa 09-Dec-16 07:53 AM
Perks of being a Norwegian: Got into the F&F beta. No idea how much is NDA yet.
Bchad 09-Dec-16 11:21 AM
Hell yeah
Give us the deeeeets when possible
Grandpa 09-Dec-16 02:53 PM
Apparently it starts in a week or two. I'll keep you updated.
Bchad 09-Dec-16 04:30 PM
That's reassuring it really sounds like they are trying to stay on track for a January ea release
Hazlen 09-Dec-16 04:30 PM
F&F? Conan?
wat
Grandpa 09-Dec-16 04:32 PM
Friends and family beta
ashy 09-Dec-16 04:33 PM
Simplyjack 12-Dec-16 11:13 PM
TrapBot 13-Dec-16 02:32 AM
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Rejd 14-Dec-16 04:05 AM
next conan livestream is friday
TrapBot 14-Dec-16 07:07 AM
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Rejd 14-Dec-16 08:47 AM
reee why is it double posting
dumb and gay
.. bmw
TrapBot 14-Dec-16 08:47 AM
:speaking_head: AIRHORN SOLUTIONS IS MAKING BMW GREAT AGAIN http://i.imgur.com/lvmFQCo.png
Rejd 14-Dec-16 08:48 AM
pretty sure it's only running once actually
TrapBot 14-Dec-16 08:57 AM
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Hazlen 14-Dec-16 10:24 AM
Get hype for another Conan stream on Friday.
TrapBot 15-Dec-16 02:20 AM
Rejd 15-Dec-16 02:38 AM
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Rejd 15-Dec-16 05:22 AM
Hey look at that, retweeting a german thing
TrapBot 15-Dec-16 07:17 AM
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Joe 15-Dec-16 04:34 PM
This game is open world pvp
I guess you could call it
"No Man's Land"
I honestly think it looks good and will most likely buy it after launch if the bimmer consensus is good
ashy 15-Dec-16 04:36 PM
Joe if you're not there on release day to ground floor the fuck outta this with Future
you're getting kicked out of BMW
Bchad 15-Dec-16 04:36 PM
Thank god
Joe 15-Dec-16 04:36 PM
FINE
When's the release date? I can probs pick it up before release
It looks interesting enough and it'll be budget friendly if I don't buy any games until then
Bchad 15-Dec-16 04:43 PM
I think early access is after friends and family beta but we don't have a firm date yet just january
Bchad 15-Dec-16 07:00 PM
@Grandpa trip report us from the beta you nerd
Grandpa 15-Dec-16 08:43 PM
The NDA tells me I need to shut up about most things
but the version I'm playing looks to have the crafting down. Combat isn't much to talk about yet, but overall it looks promising
Early access is January 31st
TEKNOIR 16-Dec-16 07:31 AM
NIce.
Simplyjack 16-Dec-16 10:08 AM
im in
100% in
barring homelessness ofc
TrapBot 17-Dec-16 08:00 AM
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Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:16 PM
@here
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 04:21 PM
This starts sounding more like a survival MMO thana nything else
Which is awesome
Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:22 PM
There's already a round tower thing
that looks kinda like a tiny dreadfort
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 04:23 PM
they know
Interesting to note theres very little to no sway when he aims to bow(edited)
Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Oh my
you can have npc defenders
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Is that thralls?
Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Wonder how broken that can get
yeah
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Is NPC defenders their soulution to offline raiding?
Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:25 PM
and from random bandit attacks
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 04:25 PM
So yall know what we gotta do
enthrall the BLACKEST npcs we can find
DETROIT 2.0
Rejd 17-Dec-16 04:25 PM
More like 5.0 now
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 04:26 PM
Yeah but as far as shitty towns filled with black npcs
Simplyjack 17-Dec-16 06:03 PM
so 38.2
or 42.0 🌿
Taylor SWifTT 17-Dec-16 06:06 PM
14.88
Peaches 17-Dec-16 11:51 PM
more like 18.61
Bchad 18-Dec-16 02:50 AM
yeah when a server starts
there are already npc factions living in the cities
you kill them and drive them out
and take it make it your own and bring in your own npc guards
game looks incredible for how early it is
Quornes 18-Dec-16 03:17 AM
at this point it looks more complete than rust
take that gary!
Simplyjack 18-Dec-16 11:39 AM
so right away you get to do the "what is best in life" bit
destroy your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women
Hazlen 18-Dec-16 11:41 AM
conan is going to be lit(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 18-Dec-16 12:18 PM
BMW trip to bongland to kill Garry when?
Grandpa 19-Dec-16 06:39 AM
Havent seen the latest stream
But I offline raided a few people last time I played
Bchad 19-Dec-16 06:46 AM
How's npc defenders work for offline raids g
TrapBot 20-Dec-16 03:04 AM
Grandpa 20-Dec-16 05:01 AM
None of the people I offline raided had npcs
TrapBot 20-Dec-16 05:04 AM
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Rejd 21-Dec-16 09:11 AM
fuck twitter
why does the twitter stream have each entry twice now
Joe 21-Dec-16 09:14 AM
But will this game have signs
This is critical
My prediction is if either Crowfall or Conan do no have signs, the one with signs will be a better game
Signs meaning a thing you click on and draw with your mouse(edited)
What these games need is Rust level fortification but maps that are way fucking bigger and no /tp
Also non-custom dedicated servers
So people are forced to a specific server
That way every server is 200 man deep or whatev
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Hazlen 22-Dec-16 09:20 AM
Yup.
TrapBot 22-Dec-16 04:05 PM
Hazlen 22-Dec-16 05:46 PM
your bot is doubleposting
Bchad 22-Dec-16 05:46 PM
Best combat in the genre
They got dicks like Jesus
TrapBot 24-Dec-16 08:00 AM
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Ritsu 25-Dec-16 03:57 AM
I'm gay
TrapBot 26-Dec-16 08:00 AM
Taylor SWifTT 26-Dec-16 12:11 PM
@Bchad Scale of 1-10 how ready are you to merc dudes hunting dragons
Hazlen 26-Dec-16 12:12 PM
Taylor SWifTT 26-Dec-16 12:16 PM
Just think of the trolling we can do by camping these monsters that drop good shit
And waiting for people to come by and wipe them
Rejd 26-Dec-16 12:37 PM
So kind of like us camping the airfield
good times
c0rndog 26-Dec-16 02:15 PM
Same thang, different game
Bchad 26-Dec-16 03:13 PM
I'm smiling like a beer in the bar
We will need to refit this gif for bmw
When people think of farming loot they should break out into a cold sweat
TrapBot 27-Dec-16 08:00 AM
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 12:48 PM
Showed my girlfriend the beta today. She's hype too now
Taylor SWifTT 27-Dec-16 12:50 PM
You really should get your best friend taylor into the beta
Rejd 27-Dec-16 12:51 PM
Aren't we all family?
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 12:53 PM
It's the one guy in the streams that got me in
He only had two invites to spare, sadly
Taylor SWifTT 27-Dec-16 12:54 PM
Ive gone into critical pubbie griefing withdrawl
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 12:58 PM
Same. There's barely pubbies to grief in the beta
One month to go. We'll be all good
Taylor SWifTT 27-Dec-16 12:59 PM
Is it fun though?
Like do you get the same feeling that Rust gave?
The general uneasiness with an undercurrent of dread
Eonwe 27-Dec-16 01:00 PM
I gotta say I wish you could put players in the wheel of pain
my favorite thing about reign of kings was imprisoning people, with their only way out being if they stuffed a sharp rock up their ass to kill themselves iwth
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 01:01 PM
I've been off for christmas vacation for a bit
Taylor SWifTT 27-Dec-16 01:01 PM
The only good part of RoK tbh
Eonwe 27-Dec-16 01:01 PM
yeah..
Taylor SWifTT 27-Dec-16 01:01 PM
So much potential
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 01:01 PM
The first version I tried was a barebones promissing game
Found some item duplicating bugs I reported that made dying less of a hassle
So I never got the whole Rust dread
But the PvE is more scary. Like early crocodiles are harder to kill than bears in Rust
Eonwe 27-Dec-16 01:09 PM
the Stream #2 had me excited because the building looks pretty cool
Rejd 27-Dec-16 02:03 PM
Do you get to grief devs atleast?
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 02:17 PM
I offline raided one
ashy 27-Dec-16 02:24 PM
bears 57 - BMW 2
Jose 27-Dec-16 03:02 PM
post screens you lying faggot
or can you "not post screens for legal reasons"
Rejd 27-Dec-16 03:20 PM
NDA
Grandpa 27-Dec-16 06:11 PM
Yeah. I'm not messing with the NDA. Sorry
TrapBot 28-Dec-16 09:08 AM
Eonwe 28-Dec-16 10:49 AM
Kinda neat, mostly just fluff
Eonwe 29-Dec-16 03:22 PM
livestream tomorrow right?
looked it up - yea, 6 PM CST tomorrow
Rejd 29-Dec-16 04:21 PM
Hmm
TrapBot 29-Dec-16 04:24 PM
Reminder set for Sat Dec 31 2016 01:00:00 GMT+0100 (in a day), reason: conan livestream thing
Rejd 29-Dec-16 04:28 PM
Equip yourself with a sturdy truncheon and you can knock NPCs unconscious before dragging them back to your camp to be broken on the wheel of pain. The thralls can be used to entertain (removing weakness brought on by corruption), to help you craft or be deployed as defensive guards.
So basically there's an entertainment ingame mechanic for strapping dudes to a wheel of pain
Taylor SWifTT 29-Dec-16 04:29 PM
Best Game
c0rndog 29-Dec-16 04:41 PM
huy guys, reminder, there is a stream for conan. it will be streamed live. on twitch, a live streaming site, for the game conan
Taylor SWifTT 29-Dec-16 04:42 PM
No
Eonwe 29-Dec-16 04:51 PM
in the last stream I saw the town they built
with a few guards
pretty cool looking, but I bet the guards are useless
Rejd 29-Dec-16 04:55 PM
they might be useful if you don't put them out in plain sight just ready to get sniped by someone with a bow
as in, build a detroit looking town and hide the guards in all the nooks and crannies
so as someone walks through it he'll get a mace to the side of his head or w/e
and have archer npcs a story up only visible from the town square or something like that, so people p much have to be in range to even see the archer
Just like you wouldn't put turrets out in an open field in rimworld
TrapBot 29-Dec-16 04:58 PM
Taylor SWifTT 29-Dec-16 05:14 PM
The town system with guards is really going to be fun to put our trap making skills touse
Prude 29-Dec-16 11:54 PM
dumb that you can't just preorder already
also what shit timing, not long after second semester starts
it would have been LIT to have the next like 25 days to play it
Taylor SWifTT 29-Dec-16 11:55 PM
I wont be surprised if it gets pushed back
tbh
Prude 29-Dec-16 11:55 PM
i will say this is the first time I've actually looked at any media for it
and the setting seems on point
I thought it was gonna look gayer tbh
c0rndog 29-Dec-16 11:59 PM
Quornes 29-Dec-16 11:59 PM
what magic was that
c0rndog 29-Dec-16 11:59 PM
Senpai noticed me
Taylor SWifTT 29-Dec-16 11:59 PM
The magic was stealing some losers server name after he shut it down
Then him getting real pissed and ddosing us
Then putting it back up
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:00 AM
Speanding like 300$(edited)
I spent 30bucks to make a guy spend 300
Worth
c0rndog 30-Dec-16 12:00 AM
can't wait until I get banned for posting that
like on the forums
not here
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:01 AM
Yeah cant wait for some butthurt nu-nu-GBS Goon to read it and not know youre doing a bit
c0rndog 30-Dec-16 12:01 AM
pls no BMW ban pls
thats why I attached the photo
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:01 AM
And report it
c0rndog 30-Dec-16 12:01 AM
hoping it helps
>Joe and Burrito have now reported it
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:02 AM
This Religion system sounds really cool
I think thats what is happening in the videos with the giant ass dudes plowing down structures
https://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/5fc0yt/itsfuncomdevelopersofconanexilesand_the/daj1ksn/?context=3
Asking the real questions
@Cynthia_Dutch
Simplyjack 30-Dec-16 12:04 AM
HELL yeah
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:05 AM
They say theres a possibility for mods?
How would that work
Ritsu 30-Dec-16 12:05 AM
MODS
KNEW
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:06 AM
Oh man theres face sliders
c0rndog 30-Dec-16 12:07 AM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:07 AM
Pinned a message.
Ritsu 30-Dec-16 12:08 AM
tell joe to stop being a bitch boy and join
hindered 30-Dec-16 12:10 AM
anyone that reports a post is a meggabytch4lyfe
Prude 30-Dec-16 12:23 AM
get this guy into BMW tia
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 12:27 AM
@Ritsu for Weeb Outreach Officer when?
Grandpa 30-Dec-16 10:41 AM
Everything has sliders
Being tiny doesn't turn you into a hobbit like in ARK
TrapBot 30-Dec-16 03:15 PM
Rejd 30-Dec-16 03:37 PM
does your size affect your hitbox
because that was the pro strat in reign of kings
tiny with long arms
and big hands because you'd take less damage there
TrapBot 30-Dec-16 06:00 PM
Hey @everyone, conan livestream thing
Eonwe 30-Dec-16 06:01 PM
maybe they are putting it off because of the new year
Rejd 30-Dec-16 06:30 PM
reeee
TEKNOIR 30-Dec-16 07:00 PM
I NEED PRICE!!!
ashy 30-Dec-16 07:04 PM
I need tendies
Taylor SWifTT 30-Dec-16 07:05 PM
Can I
Redeem my GBP for Conan
Rejd 30-Dec-16 07:27 PM
You need a price?
ok, $39.99
Bchad 31-Dec-16 12:36 AM
Same with rust
Guessing rhat or 60
Taylor SWifTT 31-Dec-16 01:04 AM
If its 60 thats going to be a rough sell
Ritsu 31-Dec-16 02:13 AM
Who spends 60 on one game in 2017
Simplyjack 31-Dec-16 04:18 AM
.i current year
Hazlen 31-Dec-16 11:57 AM
Sooo wheres that stream
ashy 31-Dec-16 12:11 PM
Duhb 31-Dec-16 12:23 PM
TrapBot 02-Jan-17 02:37 AM
TrapBot 03-Jan-17 02:22 AM
Hazlen 03-Jan-17 02:44 PM
lol
So they canceled that last one huh
Rejd 03-Jan-17 02:44 PM
Yeah
Taylor SWifTT 03-Jan-17 02:44 PM
That bodes well
Hazlen 03-Jan-17 02:44 PM
yep
tay might be right
about it getting a delay
Rejd 03-Jan-17 02:44 PM
Well the one that was just a day before new years eve
Taylor SWifTT 03-Jan-17 02:44 PM
True but
Rejd 03-Jan-17 02:45 PM
People need to take a vacation, too.
Taylor SWifTT 03-Jan-17 02:45 PM
People making video games I want to play should never vacation or spend time with their families
Lancek 03-Jan-17 03:10 PM
Why would they schedule it if they didn't plan on doing it though
Some kind of setback occurred
Rejd 03-Jan-17 03:16 PM
No, that's.. not the right friday.
Hazlen 03-Jan-17 03:16 PM
Sounds like they're gonna show off how to build. excited to see if das dreadfort will be returning.
Rejd 03-Jan-17 03:16 PM
Okay, that sounds about right.
Hazlen 03-Jan-17 03:16 PM
there you go
Rejd 03-Jan-17 03:16 PM
ALthough
nvm yeah CET is central european
TrapBot 04-Jan-17 03:05 AM
TrapBot 04-Jan-17 09:49 AM
TrapBot 04-Jan-17 12:30 PM
Eonwe 04-Jan-17 03:40 PM
im guessing it was just new years ish or whatever
so they didnt even think about doing a stream
TrapBot 05-Jan-17 02:13 AM
TrapBot 05-Jan-17 05:11 AM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 02:58 AM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 03:18 AM
Rejd 06-Jan-17 04:15 AM
I'm still wondering why sometimes there are double tweets, sometimes not.
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 04:18 AM
Prude 06-Jan-17 04:27 AM
thats the devblog
squares and triangles are still the cornerstone building shapes eh?
good to know a lot of proven BMW designs will probably be possible there!!!!(edited)
god the avatar system is hype as hell
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 05:08 AM
Prude 06-Jan-17 05:17 AM
ah, isn't that a bit of a pushback?
I thought it was like the 20-somethingth before
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 05:37 AM
Rejd 06-Jan-17 06:44 AM
nah it's been jan 31 for the last month or so where I actually started keeping up with it
which is good cause that's after my first couple exams
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 06:51 AM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 07:25 AM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 08:37 AM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 09:17 AM
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 09:20 AM
they need to hurry up and announce pricing
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 09:22 AM
yeah
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 09:32 AM
hindered 06-Jan-17 09:50 AM
itll be 40bux. i cant see it not being.
Prude 06-Jan-17 09:51 AM
40 is acceptable, 60 wouldn't be imo
the ideally it's more like 30 which would be in line with some of the other high profile survival games at launch (I think Rust was a 30?)
granted something tells me more money has gone into Conan at this comparable point in development
on the other hand: sometimes lower priced games make up for it by having a broader customer base
hindered 06-Jan-17 09:54 AM
yah but its funcom and Conan IP
im pretty much only playing cause its conan
there are a million surival games
Prude 06-Jan-17 09:55 AM
i dont give a shit about the setting really even though it looks cool
i never got into conan as a universe before (never even watched the movie)
it's the potential for actual support and polish in a survival game
and another chance to band together and crush pubbies
that would be fun
hindered 06-Jan-17 09:56 AM
the first movie is amazing
but read the books
or stories, i guess
by Howard
they own
greifing is always a nice draw
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 10:15 AM
It really should not be going for full price if it's an EA release
that's a red flag
Prude 06-Jan-17 10:16 AM
that'd be fair
even if retail on release would be 40, 30 for chancing a survival EA would seem okay?
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 10:17 AM
I never pay full price anyways $40 is pushing it imo
$30~ i would expect it to go for initially
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 10:20 AM
not a chance i would play this game if its over 30
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 10:45 AM
hindered 06-Jan-17 10:54 AM
@Ritsu im sorry youre poor
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 10:55 AM
lol if you think im going to drop that much money on an EA game
hindered 06-Jan-17 10:59 AM
eat ass?
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 11:01 AM
early access
i would pay a premium to play an eat ass game
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 11:03 AM
You can eat my ass for a nominal fee
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 11:04 AM
i would never actually eat ass
hindered 06-Jan-17 11:05 AM
i luv 2 eat ass
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 11:17 AM
I've bought way worse things
I have a VR headset (which I actually like a lot), I bought EQ Landmark
I've bought MMO founders packs
im dumb as fuck
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 11:26 AM
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 11:27 AM
It's happening?
30 minutes
it's all germans in the chat lmao
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 11:33 AM
🤔
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 11:39 AM
i guess ill watch this
its not terrible at work right now
Prude 06-Jan-17 11:41 AM
this free twitch prime owns
because i look important as fuck
in every twitch chat(edited)
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 11:51 AM
I see prude trollin (edited)
Prude 06-Jan-17 11:52 AM
they bit very easily lol
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 11:55 AM
I would join in but i forgot my twitch password
Prude 06-Jan-17 11:56 AM
"Gamer_Shoi : Either he is really delusional or a bad troll." he says about the guy that just called raspberry pi a gaming platform
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 11:57 AM
"if the devs will be as good as rust devs in this game this game will go far."
Prude 06-Jan-17 11:57 AM
lmaaaaoooo
there's the REAL troll
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 11:58 AM
when does the stream start
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 11:58 AM
in 2 minutes
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 11:59 AM
ok, I cant open it on the mobile app
I guess you can't even really open channels that arent live on it
lol.
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 12:00 PM
Hey @Rejd, conan livestream https://t.co/qLAri39e9p
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:02 PM
@here Stream is started!
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:02 PM
neat
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:03 PM
Hm video isn't showing for me
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:04 PM
sharted
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:05 PM
I'll have to watch it after work I guess
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:05 PM
i had to reload to get it working
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:06 PM
I like that the buildings actually look good in this game
every other game ive played like this it looked like you strapped some sheet metal together and let it go
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:07 PM
yeahhh we'll have a t3 building day one
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:07 PM
heh
masturbation
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:07 PM
wonder if it'll have a stability system
Measly Twerp 06-Jan-17 12:09 PM
another fat australian
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:14 PM
"steel is just very pure iron" lol at the stream comments
"Funcom : Yes, we are on schedule for end of month." hell yeah
Funcom : There is an area around your base where other players can not build.
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:15 PM
pure iron? dafuq
it's an alloy
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:15 PM
Funcom : Defender thralls are different from crafting thralls.
Funcom : A farming system is planned for later in Early Access.
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:16 PM
neat
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:16 PM
just various comments that could be good to note
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:16 PM
i like farming
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:16 PM
Funcom : Yes, we call it clans. It's a guild system.
native guild support, nice
door locks, offline solo mode
no building paint at EA launch (but that imples it's planned?)
70 max players per server
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:17 PM
They could have just not mentioned so yeah prob a planned feature
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:17 PM
different thrall dance animations
apparently you can rent dedicated servers from them directly?
for custom servers
Funcom : How far? Height? As high as you want.
may not be stability then
in response to Q about building near natural structures
Funcom : No starter armor, you start with pretty much nothing!
Funcom : Server availability will be announced soon.
Funcom : Yes, we will support mods. More info soon. 😃
Funcom : Mounts not for Early Access launch, but later, yes.
controller support planned
Measly Twerp 06-Jan-17 12:20 PM
Remember soft side picking, why couldn't they have implemented this
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:20 PM
makes sense given multi-platform launch anyhow
Funcom : Desert biome at start of Early Access, then later more.
there will be different furnace sized apparently?
so your crafting can "tech up" so to speak
Funcom : You can not capture other players, no.
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:21 PM
Maybe with mods (edited)
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:22 PM
Funcom : There is an FOV slider.
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 12:22 PM
theyre adding farming?
dibs on being the farming man
when i dont buy the game
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:22 PM
Funcom : No avatars in this stream, next time. 😃
aww
building is fucking literally Rust tho lmao
in terms of how things are shaped and placed
Jack can get right into building walls w/ zero learning curve!!!
Measly Twerp 06-Jan-17 12:24 PM
it's rust with more placable bits
Like, you know, stairs that aren't fucking useless shit
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:25 PM
the lack of stability def makes building up fast more of a thing
not as much meticulous spergplanning
Funcom : Thralls are at your base, not for taking into combat, at least not at EA launch.
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:26 PM
sorry I was working
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:26 PM
there is stability tied to foundations though it seems
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:26 PM
whats going on with the stability stuff
Measly Twerp 06-Jan-17 12:26 PM
foundations that can attach to any part of the building
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:26 PM
like in a literal foundation corresponding to whats above it type deal
but doesn't seem like builing too tall will have any consequences without losing the foundations at the bottom first
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Sweet
so they are gonna make it so you have to like, build some stuff to hold it up
neat
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:27 PM
on the one hand, taller towers, on the other, ironically building outwards will be MORE important because letting them take out any foundation in your central fort will have more dire consequences
compared to losing just bits of foundation in Rust
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:28 PM
detroit when?
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:28 PM
Funcom : You can play 1st and 3rd person, no specific disadvantages for either.
Funcom : There will be some official servers, yes.
Funcom : The starting area is HUGE. And FILLED with cool places, ruins, caves, etc.
Funcom : No painting at EA launch, but we'll look at that.
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:29 PM
the building looks pretty fuckin neat
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:29 PM
buildings have tolerance for clipping into natural structures like say cliff walls and shit
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:29 PM
Thank fuck for that too
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:29 PM
so hopefully integrating natural formations is less janky than in Rust
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:29 PM
There were two spots so far where I thought he was going to be embarassed
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:29 PM
Funcom : Lots of private server options.
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:30 PM
and be like oops I can't place something there
but it still worked
Measly Twerp 06-Jan-17 12:30 PM
It used to work fine in rust
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:30 PM
Funcom : There are caves, lots of them. With buildings in them even!
Measly Twerp 06-Jan-17 12:30 PM
Then they fucked it
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:30 PM
Funcom : You can build VERY high, I haven't seen restrictions yet, but there will most likely be some absurd limit at the very least.
ah confirms what i've been guessing
no passive stability, depends entirely on foundations being present
Funcom : Yes, you can build in caves!
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 12:31 PM
can you build in water
can i make the frozen north weeb hut dream be true now
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:32 PM
its good, if they're being honest about having not chosen a price yet
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:32 PM
I mean they probably have
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:32 PM
the consensus even in stream chat seems to be $30 is upper limit people will pay for EA
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:32 PM
but generally there are legal / marketing reasons
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:32 PM
so hopefully they consider that
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:32 PM
they can't release it
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:33 PM
wait he just said something about percentage stability
so maybe it does exist
but he might be getting stability from the cliff face too? hm
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:33 PM
The triangle pieces are nice
as far as angling stairs
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:34 PM
Funcom : You can repair walls and there are even repair thralls.
hindered 06-Jan-17 12:34 PM
yes, hes putting foundations on the cliff directly
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:34 PM
we just need to enslave enough thralls to repair our shit that it outdoes damage to our shit
if thats possible
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 12:34 PM
are thralls like drones that do work for you?
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:34 PM
yeah basically
NPCs you enslave for specific roles
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 12:34 PM
can you enslave other players
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:35 PM
no
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:35 PM
this game has somewhat of a PvE element when compared to Rust where it's just animals
not without mods at least
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 12:35 PM
enslave pigeon when
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:35 PM
Funcom : No fences for stairs at EA launch, but good input!
he's already enslaved to his real life obligations lol!!!!!
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 12:35 PM
not wrong!!!!!
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:35 PM
Funcom : Base defense is thralls and yourself/clan! 😃
Funcom : Shrines are buildings you build, yes.
weather effects like a sandstorm will be cool
happening on stream atm
Funcom : We will show shrines and avatars in a stream soon. 😃
they verbally confirmed that there may be an incentive to go out during a sandstorm?
and sandstorms seem to have harmful effects requiring special gear
otherwise you need to take shelter
the windows are nice and narrow
almost more like embrasures
Funcom : Damage from debris not at EA launch, but good input!
shit like thralls even giving buffs is cool
like the dancing ones give health regen and shit
Funcom : Yes, you can build foundations on mountainsides.
Funcom : Yes, taking out a pillar can compromise the stability of the structure.
alright so there are pillars and stability, but I guess building off the side of the cliff w/ the foundations means they don't need pillars?
hindered 06-Jan-17 12:40 PM
right, only if they go far enough out
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Probably the parts of the structure close to the cliff don't need pillars / foundations
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Funcom : Yes, you can craft explosive barrels.
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:41 PM
but as you move further out
It requires more stability
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:41 PM
exploding barrels better be comically red
@funcom if you collapse a base in wich theres a chest containing items what happens to the items.
Funcom : The chest would sitll be there.
lmao yeah when they placed a floor on a low-stability piece it fell through immediately just like Rust
Funcom : Yes, you can adjust gather rates on servers you host yourself.
!!!
lmao they built pillars top-down just now
to get stability
Funcom : You can rent servers from a third party, we will announce something on that soon.
so they'll let you rent their own dedicated servers, or third party servers
that's nice
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:45 PM
yesss
they are gonna blow it up
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:45 PM
interested to see the physics that go into this
how buildings behave when undermined, mainly
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:46 PM
asking the realest physics question here, do they jiggle?!
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:46 PM
havent seen many tiddies yet
they need to go back to the dancing thralls for me to tell
yeah so for avatars you'll have to enthrall a high priest NPC and be at the top of the crafting tech tree to make the shrine
and apparently summoning the avatar puts a pillar or light over your base and gives people a notification
so there's counterplay because summoning takes time
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:47 PM
and you can kill the summoner
that owns
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:48 PM
we need to get an avatar ready for summon first on whatever server we land on
and cockblock every other group
to cement our dominance and a future for our people
Funcom : Yes, there is stats on armor.
Funcom : Map is not randomly generated. Handcrafted with LOTS of detail, ruins, cool geography.
honestly early in the game's life
I think a set map may be better
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:49 PM
oh god
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:49 PM
I'm sure randgen shit will be a long term goal just like Rust
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:49 PM
admin panel anyone can get via password
pls no
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
maybe in this game we can get an actual successful server going by being active early on or something
and not have to deal with pubbie admin bullshit
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
Honesty?
Static maps are great
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
those explosive pots own
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
That makes tactics easiwr
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
yeah it's nice knowing everything after a while
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
I like static maps way more
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
and being able to coordinate with actual location names and shit
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
We can make plans better
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
They can actually put interesting stuff in it
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
Instead of improvising every week
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:50 PM
it gives the metagame a bit more oomph
instead of just being RNG bullshit
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:51 PM
lol
they are gonna wreck this base
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:51 PM
have they talked about how teching up works
like would we need to be farming rare mats or something
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:51 PM
i think mainly it seems based on resources and building prereqs and shit
which is also probably dependent upon finding rarer shit
rather than like
say a research bench
from what i've seen so far
kinda wish they'd just blow out the bottom
so i can get better info on the building collapse physics!!!!
Funcom : There will be a land claim system yes
exploding barrels worked, shit still stands however!!!
good to know t3 buildings wont be flimsy as fuck at least
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 12:53 PM
yea
guess you are gonna have to work for it
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:53 PM
should take more than just one c4 equiv to destroy that shit
nice, actual wells that refill
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:55 PM
The tech tree is interesting
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:55 PM
lmao at their chat rep being their fucking hype man
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:55 PM
Having people that specialize in something
Makes everyone useful(edited)
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:55 PM
typing BOOM just as they blow up a building
ah so there's personal skills too?
I know before they said certain thralls will also have specialized crafting styles or w/e
like a "Stygian thrall" will unlock stygian gear for your shit
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:56 PM
Well iirc you specialize in one branch
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:56 PM
lets all specialize in the equiv of crafting exploding bullets
and nothing else
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 12:56 PM
well if armor/weapons are gonna be statted maybe the crafting styles will influence that(edited)
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:57 PM
stats to be leveled up for your character and a recipe tab(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:58 PM
The idea of a static character is very good
Makes people more invested
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:58 PM
I wonder what the ideal reset cycle would be
definitely this game will make people want to settle and stay on a set server per typical reset cycle anyways
assuming resets effect characters too, or that characters are even bound to a server
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 12:59 PM
The more I read the more i think we are going to need a Goon server
Prude 06-Jan-17 12:59 PM
nice, remove tool a thing
can just context menu to remove shit
hopefully landclaim isn't cabinet based
Prude 06-Jan-17 01:00 PM
the cabinet metagame was one of the more fucky and obnoxious parts of Rust imo
especially when they started NERFING them
70 per server is fine I guess since most Rust servers never topped that anyhow
but if this game does pop off and we have a strong playerbase, say 20 goons at peak or some crazy shit like that
a higher cap may end up being nice
if it becomes possible
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 01:01 PM
but theres like 150 members of bmw!!
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 01:01 PM
Nah fycking with cabinets was the best part
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 01:01 PM
We'll need a server that can accomodate everyone
maybe a goon server is a great idea
Prude 06-Jan-17 01:01 PM
cabinets were cool when you were on the offensive
a fucking nightmare when building
especially when they made them half-circles instead of full orbs of landclaim
so they wouldn't cover lower floors
and the cabinet order became SUPER stupid
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 01:03 PM
Yeah but removing a dudes base out from under hin
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bchad 06-Jan-17 01:05 PM
Official servers only to kill pubbies
Fuck goon server
Mount the horde
70 is fine it's what ark had
Prude 06-Jan-17 01:06 PM
coloring system is high on the list it seems
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 01:07 PM
We should be able to paint signs and shit like in rust
Prude 06-Jan-17 01:09 PM
if these guys know what they're doing, they'll steal all the systems people didn't hate from Rust ASAP if not yet implemented
because it's like a bunch of dev guesswork already figured out and easy to replicate probably
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 01:18 PM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 01:23 PM
We are going to need to be very aggressive about recruiting
We may have to fire up the pubbie farms again
Prude 06-Jan-17 01:26 PM
this is an exciting new game and goons will be looking at it here and there
good time to recruit from the forums/other discords even
like Kim and TT's main goon discord? People plug other discords in there all the time, and Kim is in on our shit anyways
we could try and draw some of them in
shit, a lot of the people there would be a good fit anyways
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Yeah I'm sure Kim and TT will make it apparent we are the Conan group
Prude 06-Jan-17 01:29 PM
I've found in my time talking in their GBS channel and shit that a lot of those dudes are equally annoyed with the forum's direction lately
and are equally accepting of our kind of bigotry and shit
"bigotry" i should say, because we do nothing wrong in actuality
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 01:33 PM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Bchad 06-Jan-17 02:56 PM
Yeah I'm hoping we can get 100 goons pooping into socks and filling power kegs
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 02:57 PM
Shouldnt be hard
We had 80+ total Goons in BMW at its peak
And that was a shitty game
And we didnt have the infrastructure, leadership, visions, etc that we have now
In retrospect we kind of just winged it
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:01 PM
yeah ark could tick above 100
which would give about 20-30 goons online 24/7
which was perfect for server take overs and enslavement
numbers > skill in any survival game
skill helps a lot
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:02 PM
human wave tactics are surprisingly effective, who would have thought
teamwork clearly OP
ban teamwork(edited)
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:02 PM
its not even that its farming
in peak ark
we could build 3 bases a day
that each took 7 days of farming
to destroy
we drained alpha tribes of all resources making them think they were purging us from the server
and they would wake up the next day to something twice as tall and twice as round
once they ran out of resources they were on our terms and we would pick away at the will of them to log in
then we would raid them
they would tell the devs there would be a reddit with 500 upvotes
we would laugh
conan is sounding like the grind to remove a base will be more steep even than ark
so space control early, and heavy farming will break the will of 10 man elite pvp teams
then youll have a bunch of pubbies who play 'for fun'
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:07 PM
As we get in and ge tpeople
I would REALLY like to have shifts
Not real strict, but sets of people on at certain times
I got that NEET timeslot on lock
That 10AM-5PM
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:07 PM
HELL YEAH
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:07 PM
Then you and the Euros got that night shift
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:07 PM
I got the no life 9pm - 4am pst
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:07 PM
Then we just need some Chinamen or something
For that Morning shift
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:08 PM
ive seen ashy wake up early
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:08 PM
We just gotta convince him its not an MMO
He got turned off by that
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:09 PM
yeah the combat looks pretty fast paced
i feel like it will be good
so far it looks abar above every survival game
i mean except no ak
which i get is some peoples thing
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:14 PM
Maybe they will add combat magic?
To offset that?
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:15 PM
They announced that magic won't be like "fireballs and stuff like that" I think it's just bonuses or w/e
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:15 PM
Ah dang
Welp there goes my Robin build
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:16 PM
Cross bow is a thing I thought
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:16 PM
yeah cross bows are in
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:16 PM
Im not going to lie
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:16 PM
They showed bolt ammunition in stream #2
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:16 PM
My tactics with modern military is first class
My medieval tactics
Not so much
All my research has been 1930s and up
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:17 PM
Gank and spank
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:17 PM
spear/shield wall + archers in the back
c'mon tay shits easier with medeival weaponry
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:17 PM
Disagree
Im still hard over that time my ambush worked
That I didnt even get to witness because I had to go in the middle of it
When that group of 3 was chasing us and sniping us from the bottom of the mountain
So we went over and we did the hide in the bushes
And waited until they walked into the midst of us
Then slaughter them
Prude 06-Jan-17 03:19 PM
numbers > skill, yes
but coordination with a decent number of people > no coordination and limitless hordes
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:19 PM
Or
Or
Or
Numbers >= Skill
Would be ideal
Prude 06-Jan-17 03:19 PM
a group with organization like us
can defeat larger groups with zero organization (or skill)
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 03:22 PM
Implying goons have skill and can be organized
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:23 PM
speak for yourself
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 03:25 PM
i can probs get some people to join
Ritsu 06-Jan-17 03:26 PM
What is the combat even like in this game
All I've seen of the game is a single screen shot of some shit
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 03:26 PM
its janky like all games like this
i just play games like this to piss people off tho
so the game being 'good' isnt really important to me
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:28 PM
Rust was terrible and we played that for a long time
soooo
Prude 06-Jan-17 03:29 PM
its gonna be like Rust, combat wise, except no guns and probably with slightly more thought put into the melee combat as such
with like shields and shit
i like that myself
I hated the gun handling in Rust and good shots were constant marred by shit like performance hiccups or even weird lag on trigger pulls
and in general guns are stupid and bow warfare always owned a lot harder
i imagine the armor stat system will be a little more "robust" and since each character has stats that can be leveled or w/e
there may be some variance in how powerful any given character is in a given situation
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:38 PM
Larger groups than us won't exist with less skill preferably larger groups than us won't exist in general
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:39 PM
I wonder if we are going to get seige weaponry.
like ballistae and catapults etc
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:41 PM
God that would@own I've only seen the c4 replacement
But even ark has siege weapons
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:41 PM
I think Ive seen/heard about it
Bchad 06-Jan-17 03:41 PM
So I assume so in time
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:42 PM
Das Dreadfort with a ballista on every parapet
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:42 PM
muh dick
Simplyjack 06-Jan-17 03:42 PM
detroit with actual prisons/gallows
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:42 PM
You mean crucifixes
Simplyjack 06-Jan-17 03:42 PM
w/e
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:43 PM
oh hell yeah
we're gon crucify some motherfuckers
Prude 06-Jan-17 03:44 PM
dont need siege equipment if we get an avatar up and running first
and protect the summoner
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 03:45 PM
To reflect how real this is I changed this from news to game
And moved it up in the list
.i happening gif
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 03:45 PM
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 03:52 PM
whats got you guys so excited
in particular
I think the whole building thing was cool, but I had to cut out right after they started using explosive vase things
did anything else happen
Lancek 06-Jan-17 03:53 PM
It's Rust but also not Rust
Prude 06-Jan-17 03:53 PM
its the overall thing
Rust was kind of the bread and butter of BMW and once interest declined in that
there's not been one big thing for everybody to do as a group
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 03:53 PM
Yeah we went hard in Rust
and this game looks v similar so we're hype
Prude 06-Jan-17 03:53 PM
so everyone hopes this kind of like
serves as a second coming (but better)
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 03:54 PM
cool, yea, just wondering
hindered 06-Jan-17 05:58 PM
what is server size in rust?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 05:59 PM
Depends
But most are 100-150
hindered 06-Jan-17 06:00 PM
im a little disappointed by 70 in conan
but i think it will work out fine
Hazlen 06-Jan-17 06:01 PM
70 is pretty good though still imo
I hope it gets higher with optimizations
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 06:02 PM
Better to keep it low than to have it out and find out it cant handle 100
Bchad 06-Jan-17 06:41 PM
Yeah
Also rust servers get wipe hype
Here people will gravitate towards non full servers creating a good 40-50 mark across the board
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:10 PM
TrapBot 06-Jan-17 08:10 PM
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:11 PM
If we can get 20-30 goons that very well might be a possibility
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:11 PM
i dont really want to goon v goon tho
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:12 PM
goon v goon was how we started
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:12 PM
Ideally we wont have to
But if anyone dares defy BMW
Goon or not, they're getting steamrolled
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:13 PM
GM/GAY vs Ford on some goon rust server
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:13 PM
we have the power of wow poopsockers
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:13 PM
Eventually server died and we all decided to migrate to a pub server; Needed a foreign car manufacturer of course.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:14 PM
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:14 PM
i drive a bmw
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:15 PM
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:15 PM
convertible
thats why i feel i belong here
Bchad 06-Jan-17 08:17 PM
>Goon or not, they're getting steamrolled
hell yeah
fact
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:21 PM
but i think this is the type of game that will be really fun early on while things are still getting figured out
who knows how it will be in 1-2 years, but who cares
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:21 PM
I'm just happy that building blocks can clip into the terrain
Unlike one of the changes in rust last year
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:21 PM
the mountainface foundations seem really cool
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:21 PM
Which seriously hindered dreadfort construction
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:21 PM
you can have a super high cliff base
and make everyone build and destory ladders to come and go
or portions of ladders, at least
redundant foundations seem to leave you pretty safe from total devestation
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:22 PM
really depends on if there's gonna be something akin to rockets
to remote destroy foundations
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:23 PM
im struggling to thing of a canon conan explanation
maybe fire arrow
but that just ignited the barrel really
maybe a fireball spell
but it wouldnt be a quick cast
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:23 PM
Catapult barrels?
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:23 PM
Yeah in that case cliff face bases could literally be impossible to raid
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:23 PM
yah, seige weapons maybe
we havent seen any of those
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:24 PM
ALthough you need to build a complete ring around whatever cliff/pillar you're building on
So people can't ladder up somewhere else
and then drop down ontop of your base
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:24 PM
OR DOWN
bleh
yes
good point, sir
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:24 PM
Years of rust
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:25 PM
Years of crusty vaginas
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:26 PM
but yeah looks like the triangles in conan are also the same size as in rust
soooo
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:26 PM
is that good or bad?
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:26 PM
All the fun designs with double walls (having tiny little free spaces between square foundations) are going to work
the little free space between two foundations allows you to place two walls then
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:27 PM
its really going to depend on how much of this game is banging on rocks
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:28 PM
Also I wonder if explosive barrel splash damage completly goes through walls or w/e
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:28 PM
but background crafting seems pretty cool
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:28 PM
destroying things behind the wall, too
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:28 PM
it seemed to in that big explosion
just that t3 walls had more hp than they expected
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:28 PM
yeah I haven't watched the stream completly yet
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:29 PM
yah its p much the end
Bchad 06-Jan-17 08:32 PM
I agree with hindered
I'm here for crushing everyone here for the rush
after that who cares
if that's 3 months a year more?
ill get my moneys worth of tears no matter what
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:33 PM
i hope they find a longevity hook
but ideally they figure that out based on how people have fun in EA
(eat ass)
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:35 PM
We played Rust for several years
With no hook
Other than owning pubbies
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:36 PM
yes but you are worthless people with more time than sense
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:36 PM
Right
So ideal draw for Goons
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:36 PM
in that we differ
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:36 PM
Do we?
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:36 PM
i drift easily
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:37 PM
rust just never stopped delivering on tears
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:38 PM
ive stopped playing video games in lieu of getting drunk and watching youtube
Taylor SWifTT 06-Jan-17 08:39 PM
👌
Bchad 06-Jan-17 08:41 PM
cant argue with those numbers
Rejd 06-Jan-17 08:50 PM
ok yeah I think t3 has more health than intended
hindered 06-Jan-17 08:56 PM
if youre watching it, they blow up t1 and t2 pretty well at the very end
Eonwe 06-Jan-17 09:30 PM
Yeah T3 almost had to have more health than was intended
They put down a shit ton of explosives, you'd think at least even a wall or two would have been broke
TrapBot 07-Jan-17 03:49 AM
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Prude 07-Jan-17 05:33 AM
world's tiniest infographic
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Hazlen 08-Jan-17 11:05 AM
🤔
Simplyjack 08-Jan-17 01:32 PM
im feeling the need for WALLS
just some giant bullshit fuck off wall
Eonwe 08-Jan-17 01:32 PM
im legit excited about this dumb bad game
Simplyjack 08-Jan-17 01:32 PM
i just wanna wall off an entire valley
no one owns the wall, or defends it
its just there, annoying and awful
Eonwe 08-Jan-17 01:33 PM
I haven't really tried to ruin people's experience in a game for a while
but Conan will be that for me
Hazlen 08-Jan-17 01:37 PM
yeah jack i think we'll be able to build walls just like buildings
Prude 08-Jan-17 02:10 PM
i think that would be a fun new bit
being wallbuild guys
and just like walling in people's settlements or putting walls in along common walking paths or something
Ritsu 08-Jan-17 02:16 PM
surround someones building with walls just outside their building zone
set up our own building zones around it
Prude 08-Jan-17 02:19 PM
gotta be on the right server though of course cause some admins hate fun
and would call that griefing or w/e
which is stupid
yeah it is griefing
but you're not supposed to do anything about it
you're supposed to laugh at the limp dick schoolboy bitch getting griefed
Simplyjack 08-Jan-17 09:59 PM
make a giant wall
only one gate
massively fortified...thats our base. theres free passage if people pay up
sure you can go around
and maybe hop the wall. dont get caught though
Simplyjack 08-Jan-17 10:00 PM
we're gonna build a wall and make the aquilonians pay for it
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hindered 09-Jan-17 03:07 PM
tweetocalypse
Rejd 09-Jan-17 07:27 PM
p much
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Rejd 11-Jan-17 05:52 AM
Mounts and it's leagues better than rust
TrapBot 11-Jan-17 06:38 AM
Hazlen 11-Jan-17 09:42 AM
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Taylor SWifTT 11-Jan-17 07:57 PM
Heres what worries me
We are just 2 weeks away, and they wont talk price
To me, that says its gonna be 30+
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:01 PM
its gonna be 40 bux
Taylor SWifTT 11-Jan-17 08:01 PM
Id believe it
hindered 11-Jan-17 08:02 PM
rimworld is 30 without sales
this has branded ip
the real question is how much a private server will cost
TrapBot 12-Jan-17 02:10 AM
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Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:52 AM
"The better CPU and RAM you have the better off you'll be" gee thanks
Rejd 12-Jan-17 06:45 AM
Just as much as any other gamehost service for other games
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 09:19 AM
but can my dual 480's run it??
Prude 12-Jan-17 09:21 AM
something tells me that if someone can run Rust, they can probably run this
it may look a little nicer in practice but I don't see it being significantly more demanding in actuality
considering Rust still seems like a not perfectly optimized pile of shit
TrapBot 12-Jan-17 09:58 AM
Prude 12-Jan-17 10:03 AM
man the PvE in this game in of itself looks fucking lit
got all kinds of monsters, looks like some of them in dungeons and shit
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 10:04 AM
I should have added a /s
🤷
TEKNOIR 12-Jan-17 10:13 AM
If this is more than 30 count me out. No early access should be more than that.
Prude 12-Jan-17 10:15 AM
They'd be making a mistake for brand reach if they go over 30
that's basically the commonly echoed sentiment everywhere
if they're confident they're making a quality game, survival is a genre that'll bring sales as long as they're savvy to the typical survival game customer
Bchad 12-Jan-17 11:01 AM
It's gonna be a aaa priced
I'm guessing 40-60
Prude 12-Jan-17 11:01 AM
I feel like that'd be a huge mistake
I would maybe pay 40 personally, but just fucking lmao if they think I'm going to pay console game money for an early access title in the survival category on Steam
still, the majority of people seem to be hard set on 30 as their own limit
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 11:03 AM
lol if you pay more than $30 for video games
Prude 12-Jan-17 11:03 AM
Licensing could be expensive, perhaps, but one has to wonder how much Conan as an IP really even costs these days, plus this devteam has an existing relationship with the property since they made the MMO as well, right?
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 11:03 AM
for any game
Prude 12-Jan-17 11:03 AM
And isn't it possible that the licensing could've been low up-front investment but maybe some kind of portion of sales kind of deal?
Regardless, lower price means broader reach and momentum
sounds like a fair trade to me
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 11:58 AM
Sorry guys I can't play any games with spooky spiders I'm out
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 12:05 PM
same
Palmer Eldritch 12-Jan-17 01:19 PM
Presumably the licence ties in with the deal they already had with the Conan MMO so it must save some money there
Simplyjack 12-Jan-17 01:39 PM
static map, right?
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 01:39 PM
yea
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:39 PM
Si
hindered 12-Jan-17 01:39 PM
yes
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:40 PM
I think that and the character stuff is why people are considering this more MMO than survival
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 01:41 PM
listen if its not some weird ass korean game or a wow clone its not a true mmo
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:42 PM
Simplyjack 12-Jan-17 01:46 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblrlvx5nlxy4u1qmmwy8o1500.jpg
gritty slav mmo sim when
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 01:50 PM
HELL yeah look at all those lalas
Simplyjack 12-Jan-17 01:52 PM
eh, im tentatively hypes for Tarkov
as close to a STALKER multiplayer we're ever gonna see
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:53 PM
Forgot all about that
Hasnt it been in dev forever
Simplyjack 12-Jan-17 01:53 PM
yeah its getting close
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:55 PM
We should try and groundfloor this as well
Simplyjack 12-Jan-17 01:55 PM
oh shit
you can preorder it
44..99
but you get access to closed beta
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:56 PM
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 01:57 PM
its gonna be real gay when conan tries to justify its 60$ price point
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 01:57 PM
I will be very shocked if its under 40
The upside of that is
There will be much less squeakers
Thats what, in my mind, began the ruin of Rust
Was the first sale
When it went from 20 to 10
And every squeaker bought it with their allowance money
That and Garry
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 01:59 PM
more like
GAYry
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 02:00 PM
big if true
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 02:02 PM
these devs trying to justify a full price for a EA survival game just because it has the conan title will be the hottest meme of the year
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 02:03 PM
I mean
im buying it either way
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 02:03 PM
i wont buy it full price because im a gay poor
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 02:03 PM
If its over 40 I think a good amount of both Bimmers and Goons will be the same
tbh
hindered 12-Jan-17 02:10 PM
bunch of povs itc
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:31 PM
Ark was 35 +15 dlc
Been one of the most played games in steam for 2 years
More so than rust by a lot
Don't think price point is going to hold anyone back
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:31 PM
Ive seen a lot of Ark Goons talking about Conan
Are they going to be playing Conan?
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:32 PM
Yeah they are hype
I hope so
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:32 PM
i dont remember ark being 35 but i also didnt pay for it
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:32 PM
They are down to grind
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:32 PM
Are they going to be cool or are we going to have to big dick them
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:32 PM
They understand how to win in these games
Aka play nice
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:32 PM
Please don't be more than $30
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:33 PM
Group up and enslave pubbies
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:33 PM
Not sure how I feel cooperating with another group
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:34 PM
lets be honest
we would work with them some
then try to fuck them
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:34 PM
Let's be really honest
We'll poach the good ones
fuck the rest
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:35 PM
Honestly they would burn us to the ground if we faced off
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:35 PM
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:35 PM
they can burn
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:35 PM
They play 100 hours a week
And there are dozens of them
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:35 PM
Dozens!
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:35 PM
As opposed to 4 of us
5 if succ is in
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:36 PM
Going to go out on a limb here and say a lot more than 4 Bimmers are going to be playing
Call me crazy but
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:37 PM
Yeah but fighting ark goons is a good way to lose
I'd rather we all play together and kill pubbies
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:38 PM
Well of course
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:38 PM
killing pubbies has always been in the cards
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:38 PM
But lets not forget its BMW > Goons
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:40 PM
Yeah but let's just be like come on to our discord yall
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:40 PM
Right but they have to immigrate legally
Anyone coming here has to be BMW, not just to be with BMW
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:42 PM
yeah they can't just come in over the fence
and be buddy buddy
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 04:42 PM
They have to come through our big beautiful gate
And go through Extreme Vetting
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:47 PM
will they get upset by the hard R
will they start shaking
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:48 PM
trembling in their loincloths(edited)
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:54 PM
Probs
Might be better to leave them in there bubble
Is their current activity
And ark is pretty dead
So I think in conan they are gonna be our best recruitment and ally
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:55 PM
back in BMW peak rust we would have 20+ on any given day
Bchad 12-Jan-17 04:56 PM
Yeah ark peak is 100+
20 is dead game phase
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 04:56 PM
looks p dead
then
basically don't worry about them
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:57 PM
i feel like 100 goons is an unhealthy amount for one group on a server
Lancek 12-Jan-17 04:57 PM
Shit we had all kinds of problems with 20 people on voice at once
When you hit that level people need to understand that they should only key up when they ahve something important to say and they need to keep it concise
Prude 12-Jan-17 04:58 PM
They played some shit babby survival sim
we grew up on the MEAN streets of Rust
These niggas aint been to our hood
worse case scenario, they win by numbers (not by skill)
better case scenario, we skirmish and then a GM + Ford merger happens again but we stay BMW this time
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:59 PM
how about we rename
to
Prude 12-Jan-17 04:59 PM
best case scenario, they're a bunch of schoolboy bitches (and all their names are gay as fuck too) and we stomp them and take their good players
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 04:59 PM
the lovely lolis
Prude 12-Jan-17 04:59 PM
and cuck the bad ones
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:00 PM
what we NEED to do
is be very vocal as launch approaches
so more of the entirely new recruits end up with us
and not with them
in case they dont end up as allies
Lancek 12-Jan-17 05:03 PM
We need to saturate Future's thread in Games and get our name thrown around a bit
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:05 PM
Yeah I mean we can be friendly with them
But BMW will always come first
And its not like we arent used to fighting on uneven terms
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:15 PM
Sure but this is toxic as fuck
Why can't we just@plan to be one group and kill pubbies
I don't understand why our first objective is to get shit on by a stronger more organized group that will burn out our players
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Why not to the first statement
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Like it drives me nuts that's te plan instead of making a group to kill pubbies
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Thats what we did in Rust
Wait
Thats what we are planning
Where did we imply otherwise
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:16 PM
But prude and succ are already fck that
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:17 PM
Let me take a quick looksie here at my book
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 05:17 PM
You know that our plan isn't solely to hunt goons right
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:17 PM
Ah yes
Says right here
Prude and Succ aint shit
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 05:17 PM
I think pubbie stomping is our biggest goal ?
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:17 PM
Yes
My points were though, if it ever comes down to it
BMW is supreme
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:18 PM
Yeah
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:18 PM
Hopefully it wont
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:18 PM
But it won't have to we will get them in our dowcord
Discord
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:18 PM
Exactly
Nobody is disputing that
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:18 PM
They aren't even a real group
It's literally a group that bonds around ark no other culture
Which makes it reasonable and easy to be like hey dudes login over here
Play conan
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:19 PM
Right and thats ideal
but if anyone gets any smart ideas
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:19 PM
im the wild card
will i take a gun run off and die? probably
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:19 PM
Ok Chris
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:20 PM
I'm not saying we must fight them or it should be all we do either
but I do like BEEFing it with other groups sometimes
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:21 PM
If warranted
But lets not create beef
In all probability
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:21 PM
they do have the easy out of submitting to the BMW war engine if it came down to it
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:21 PM
EVE Goons will probably do something
IVe been keeping an eye on that situation personally
I see EVE Goons as the biggest threat to BMW
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:22 PM
im the BEEF LORD
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:22 PM
the branding is good
our entry point being fuckgoons.com
sets us up as some kind of SS-ish "counter force" to the general forum culture
which is what we tend to be
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
EVE Goons meta however lately has been Atlas Reactor
Whatever the fuck that is
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
some f2p shit
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
sounds and looks gay
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
Yeah thats their big thing
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
w-w-w-wait y'all
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
They also have megahardons for streaming
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:23 PM
this
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
I feel like eve goons are pretty irrelevant now they tried to big dick ark goons for a while and even failed at that because no one can stand playing a game with eve goons
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
is turn based... and multiplayer?????
and there's teams??????
UHHHHHHHHHH
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
?
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
maybe this is LESS GAY than I first thought
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
Jesus
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
it actually looks really gay
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
^
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:24 PM
I was hoping to find a game with more of a campaigny turn based co-op element but turn based team deathmatch might be cool too????
let's all get into atlas reactor guys
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:25 PM
you might as well get into good game hyperdimension neptunia
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:25 PM
*citation needed
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:26 PM
listen devin
you can get into the series with your style of game
and BEEF UP
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:27 PM
single player tho
WRYYYYYYYYYYY
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:28 PM
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:29 PM
anyways all I'm saying is
even if we don't BEEF them down
this is still a chance to maybe become more than the woke fringe SA gaming group
and become a MAJOR PLAYER
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:30 PM
This is why you arent in PR
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:30 PM
WHY?
I HAVE THE BRANDING DOWN
I HAVE THE CULTURE DOWN
I'M THE CHARISMA GUY!!!!!
LIFEBLOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ritsu 12-Jan-17 05:30 PM
but who brought down
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:30 PM
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Prude 12-Jan-17 05:30 PM
The point was
we're the only major SA group
that wants the uncucked elements of the site
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:31 PM
Arguable
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:31 PM
if there were good goons, we'd be the ones who want them
when nobody else does
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:32 PM
I mean we can / do want to be a premiere awesome goon group for good vibes and games
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:33 PM
You dont become a group known for something by saying youre known for it
You become it by being it
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:33 PM
^
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:33 PM
And the only way we can do that
Is to be it
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:33 PM
Yes, and we are, are we not?
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:33 PM
Unless someone wants to throw down 7$ for an ad that says fuck goons
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:33 PM
we are exactly what I described
so all that stands to be improved is OUTREACH
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:34 PM
The best outreach is by example
And we just dont have a game atm
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:34 PM
That's why conan is an OPPORTUNITY
look these objections have already been baked into my master plan
I have accounted for everything
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:35 PM
Your Master Plan sounds a lot like what we've been talking about forever
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:35 PM
^
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:35 PM
My favorite part of Prude posting
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:35 PM
Get this: make a banner faggot
one of y'all make one
I got 7bux
if that's what it costs
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:36 PM
The part where success is happening and he does the Retconning to say he was part of it
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:36 PM
It's almost funny
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:36 PM
I had a banner
Along those lines
Bchad 12-Jan-17 05:36 PM
Banners exist
And are being posted for conan
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:36 PM
Its out of date tho
Obv because arma
And I dont think I have the psd
Prude 12-Jan-17 05:37 PM
We can DO BETTER
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 05:37 PM
jk I do
Then do it nigger
Be the change you want to see
hindered 12-Jan-17 06:05 PM
lol yall trippin
Prude 12-Jan-17 06:10 PM
im gonna make a new banner motherfucker
IM NOT TRIPPING ON ANYTHING BUT GLORY
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 06:21 PM
You wont
Prude 12-Jan-17 06:44 PM
I've made a template
to start creating frames
IM GONNA DO IT
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 06:44 PM
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 06:44 PM
Prude 12-Jan-17 06:44 PM
what'll happen when it's THE MOST FIRE BANNER on SA?
WHAT THEN
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
I believe iin yoU! Youre #1 guyY!!!!!!!!
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
theres only like 5 you have to compete against right now
so go for it 👌
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
Right lmbo
Prude 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
i'm just saying
if I deliver
y'all will eat your hats
Taylor SWifTT 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
Make sure it links to our PGS thread
Prude 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
I'll probably have it link to the PGS thread but also include the fuckgoons url somewhere along the way
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 06:45 PM
YOU WON'T (sneak a frame of trans tswift into the ad)
ala tyler durden
Prude 12-Jan-17 06:46 PM
initial brainstorming had me thinking maybe FUCK GOONS could have a struck out K behind the N
but that'd be too RAY RAY for the brave new world of SJW SA
hindered 12-Jan-17 06:47 PM
do like a By Crom thing
do you like playing games with sweaty men?
something something casual romp
im helping
Hazlen 12-Jan-17 06:49 PM
casually romp my ass
hindered 12-Jan-17 06:50 PM
now were talking
Eonwe 12-Jan-17 07:46 PM
Cum Play M'Lard
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Prude 13-Jan-17 09:56 AM
30 day wipes by default are... good?
I feel like it gives you a lot more time to kind of have
a big "story" play out on your server
granted that also means lower gathering rates may be preferable on that kind of timeline
but I have always sort of preferred survival games at a slower pace anyways
8x gather and weekly resets just seems like it didn't leave a lot of room for things to develop, kind of just speedran building a fort and then raiding right away
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 10:37 AM
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 10:37 AM
🤔
Rejd 13-Jan-17 11:35 AM
I guess as in, public servers hosted by funcom, private servers hosted by yourself.
public being ~official~
Quornes 13-Jan-17 01:20 PM
server mods confirmed
brace for Gor Slave Women
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 01:58 PM
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 02:10 PM
Prude 13-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 02:12 PM
Hm
Beefier than Rust
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 02:12 PM
hmm
Guys I don't think my dual 480's can run this flawless.
Prude 13-Jan-17 02:13 PM
35gb is where I'll be hurting
these days installing new big games is like triage(edited)
what can I afford to lose???
Lancek 13-Jan-17 02:17 PM
Better lose the big dicked tranny porn
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 02:28 PM
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 02:32 PM
lmbo people mad about 30 day cycle
TRY 7 FAGGOTS
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 02:33 PM
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 02:35 PM
1 month wipes to prevent groups from dominating servers
like haha we were dominating even on weekly wipes.
Rejd 13-Jan-17 02:36 PM
On 8x gather servers
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 02:36 PM
It's not like we were doing something that nobody else could
anyone could have done what we did
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 02:40 PM
Yeah but
Nobody did
And the few that did didnt do it as well as we did
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 02:41 PM
exactly
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 02:41 PM
hindered 13-Jan-17 02:48 PM
i never trust anything that cycles once a month
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:08 PM
I like wiping
if not then you get to do your build shot exactly once
its fun to ocassionally not have stuff
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:09 PM
You say that now
But having to rebuild DAS DREADFORT every week kinda burned me out on Rust
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:10 PM
a month is good, i bet it will be adjustable in private servers
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:10 PM
I like a month too
I always wished we did more on low gather servers when i was on the Rust train
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:11 PM
Yeah a month seems much more sane
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:11 PM
So this'll be to my taste
The game with its RPG elements and thralls and PvE and God-dudes
Seems like it offers more metagame to explore
Per month cycle
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:11 PM
plus CONAN
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:11 PM
Instead of just building and winning over and over
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:12 PM
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:12 PM
at least watch the arnold movie
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:12 PM
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:12 PM
Non-euclidean infinity tower was a cool build tho
Hopefully we can produce equal glory in this
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:13 PM
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:13 PM
so i suspect building on cliffs/mountaintops where approaching people have to build and destroy their own stairs up will be a thing
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:13 PM
Oh yeah
The rockbase meta will be REAL
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:14 PM
I wonder how the "building blocked" zone will work
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:14 PM
Land claim
From what i gathered
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:14 PM
yah just X feet from the nearest other built piece
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:14 PM
No like active cabinet placement
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:14 PM
So just claim a pillar and build your base around it near the top, use temp stairs to get up/down; No rockets means they can't even place those explosive jugs near anything that matters(edited)
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:14 PM
well hmm
like surely a non-ally could build their own staircase up to one's base
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:15 PM
There will probably be other explosives introduced
Or some way to raid tower away and jump in
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:15 PM
Or you know, summoning a huge avatar through the religion system
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:15 PM
maybe only foundations and walls and shit count as claiming
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:16 PM
I wonder how avatars interact with the huge mesas though
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:16 PM
i think the avatar is going to be silly and maybe crush a few walls/unlucky dudes
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:16 PM
probably clip up/down cliffs because it'll be a buggy mess
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:16 PM
if well timed it might destroy a base
and all we've seen of Set is a big snake encircling one building
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:19 PM
We know your own avatar will also bust through your own shit en route to fuck things
So we gotta design wall placement around that
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:19 PM
but yah @Prude i think their pathing will be erratic at best
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:19 PM
So they just go through a gate/simple walls instead of mainbase or w/e
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:20 PM
it depends on where you place your summoning place, id guess
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:20 PM
Afaik the ritual is supposed to take some time and it'll announce that server wide
So you'll want some form of protection
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:20 PM
Thats why if we have our typical courtyard, I'd advocate it being on the very far side
From our main joint
Rejd 13-Jan-17 03:21 PM
Honestly I don't think we'll even use that much
Explosive jars are where it's at
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:21 PM
Yeah also someone has to channel the avatar or w/e
And you can kill them to stop it
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:22 PM
are they controlling the avatar at all?
or is it an automaton
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 03:25 PM
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:26 PM
I think its automatic but the avatar is reliant upon its summoner living to stay summoned
If i understood the shit i read correctly
Offers counterplay
Big dick avatar group gets a huge target on their summoner and has to put him behind as many defenses as possible
Rest of server will know via announcements
Could make for fun dynamics
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:32 PM
Makes strategy interesting
Is it a casting animation?
Is their name announced?
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:35 PM
I dunno, unless they force everyone including solos to always have a clan tag (so that can be announced)
I would assume it uses a players name in the server announcement
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:35 PM
So
Just have several epople with the same name
In the same clothes
In different fortified positions
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:36 PM
Maybe it gives coordinates
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:36 PM
Then put them all in the general area
Prude 13-Jan-17 03:37 PM
I would imagine the right one would have to have some kind of particle effect or something
Maybe they just get locked to the summoning point, who knows
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:37 PM
Hm
Ritsu 13-Jan-17 03:47 PM
I will be the summoner
Then bury me in some walls and have fun
Also the reset for private servers is up to the owner of that server
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 03:48 PM
the server will also know exactly where the summoner is
Ritsu 13-Jan-17 03:48 PM
It's not set to 30 days
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 03:48 PM
as they will have a beacon on them
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:49 PM
oh yea, the week would suck
I wouldn't want to play on a wipe server every week
but a month seems okay, and it seems like near the end you may stop doing the boring stuff
and just go do fun stuff and use your hoard of mats
because otherwise they'll be gone anyway
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:54 PM
Wel
God damn
Is there a proximity for the summoner
Do they have to follow the avatar
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 03:55 PM
avatar shit sounds sketchy imo
i'm with rejd
firejar everything.
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:56 PM
based on what I saw on the stream, I don't know there is a proximity
Ritsu 13-Jan-17 03:56 PM
firejar
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
but apparently when they start channeling
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
so theres 4 avatars and weve only see 2
Ritsu 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
wow you changed deez again
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
there is a server wide alert
Ritsu 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
ban the mods
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
and mostly just 1
also ban the mods
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
And then they get a big column of light over them
and even after they summon the thing, you can kill the dude
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
So yeah jsut put them behind 1000 walls
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
ye
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
They said they are going to add more avatars as the game development progresses
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 03:57 PM
thats probably going to be a thing
I'd like it to check for pathing
but they probably wont
hindered 13-Jan-17 03:58 PM
in fact, summoning one in your base seems like a terrible idea, as who knows where it will go, and ideally you are a good distance away from others
Taylor SWifTT 13-Jan-17 03:59 PM
Yes but can I summon avatars with Good Boy Points
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:00 PM
yeah but then you couldn't afford tendies for the rest of the month
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 04:01 PM
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:02 PM
mod support from funcom itself, hooray
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:04 PM
the host that funcom is pimping charges $1 a slot
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:04 PM
and synced with the steam workshop
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:05 PM
Yeah but you also get the dedicated server tools so you can host it on any other service
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:05 PM
oh neat
bmw server fund when?
Ah yeah, private servers don't wipe automatically.
Lancek 13-Jan-17 04:06 PM
.. bank
TrapBot 13-Jan-17 04:06 PM
:speaking_head: EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO TAKE OUT LOANS AT GMACH'S BIG BUCKS BANK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9yBgTp9UQ
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:06 PM
Funcom said their servers will only wipe with breaking changes
hindered 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
if its worth it, i can help
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
that blog post said they are doing monthly wipes
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
Aww damn
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
they also said they will be changing the wipe cycle closer to full release
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
Well that sucks
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
So they're doing breaking changes every month~
Makes sense during early access
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
I guess that kinda makes sense with a wipe cycle
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:07 PM
I guess the "no wipes until needed" thing is meant for when it's out of early access
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:08 PM
I mean patch cycle
Also I read somewhere they were gonna re evaluate pop cap when they add more biomes
I'm guessing that will be performance based
After seeing how these servers run
hindered 13-Jan-17 04:09 PM
im not sure how they are going to pull off biomes
im glad theyre doing it
but im struggling to make sense of it
unless the desert is fairly small
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:09 PM
It could be separated by mountains or something
hindered 13-Jan-17 04:09 PM
it should almost be like a server map
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:09 PM
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:09 PM
Like the desert could slowly go to forest
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:10 PM
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:10 PM
Is that the static map EA will be using?
cause they said at first we're using a static map
hindered 13-Jan-17 04:10 PM
im so triggered by that map
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:10 PM
I hope ts static forever
hindered 13-Jan-17 04:10 PM
hyboria is a reimagined europe
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:11 PM
Rust proc gen ends up being really boring
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:11 PM
lol @ iranistan
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:11 PM
Ark server maps were incredible with lots of detail
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:12 PM
Yeah Ark had a couple places where I was like "Woah that's cool"
Bchad 13-Jan-17 04:12 PM
The down side is you memorize it but that's also an upside
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:13 PM
Make Iranistan Great Again
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:14 PM
>Kush
We will build a great empire founded upon Kush.
hindered 13-Jan-17 04:14 PM
im from Kush
lol you beat me
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:15 PM
🤜 🤛
Rejd 13-Jan-17 04:16 PM
Hazlen 13-Jan-17 04:16 PM
beaten like the black kingdoms.
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 04:27 PM
I'm sure for custom servers you can choose your wipe cycle
because if modding is supported, at the very least, it can be controlled there
Ritsu 13-Jan-17 04:28 PM
you can
they already said you could
Eonwe 13-Jan-17 04:28 PM
oh cool
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Taylor SWifTT 16-Jan-17 02:24 AM
Dang they are tweeting up a storm tonight
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Rejd 16-Jan-17 09:09 AM
No kidding
Ritsu 16-Jan-17 09:24 AM
"Price to be in line with other games of the genre"
hindered 16-Jan-17 09:25 AM
40 bux i am tellin u
TrapBot 16-Jan-17 10:02 AM
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 10:05 AM
whoop, date got pushed back
Rejd 16-Jan-17 10:31 AM
??
And I'm too lazy to go back further
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 10:32 AM
"There are many places to explore in the Exiled Lands, from crumbling ruins, deep tunnels, beautiful shrines and even a massive arena made for gladiatorial combat, but the most imposing is a huge and mystical city ringed by powerful walls.

Terrible creatures roam the city and the dark magic which lingers there is filled with corruption. Only the most well equipped survivors should dare to explore its gloomy streets and deep chambers. But even if the risk is high, this ruined city holds many important secrets and will perhaps be your most important key to truly understanding the Exiled Lands."
Rejd 16-Jan-17 10:40 AM
I made the mistake of looking at the conan subreddit
People are treating it like an MMO
Rather than a melee centric rust
I demand boltaction rifles so I can get back to my favorite pasttime, roof camping~
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 10:48 AM
Can I roofcamp with a ballistae that fires 4 feet long bolts?
a man can dream.
Rejd 16-Jan-17 10:49 AM
Catapulting explosive jars
That'd be something
And also would solve the "building in unreachable places" thing
hell yeah
Detroit 5.0
Also pickaxing is going to be a thing, just saw dudes hammer a wall down with a sledgehammer
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 10:58 AM
our projects housing will blot out the sun
TrapBot 16-Jan-17 11:00 AM
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 11:01 AM
is the thrall the summoner or like an ingrediant to be used in the summoning?
Rejd 16-Jan-17 11:02 AM
Seems like the thrall is basically just a component
And summoner an actual player then
prob whoever just clicked "Start summoning"
Hazlen 16-Jan-17 11:03 AM
mhm thats what i thought
Taylor SWifTT 16-Jan-17 11:47 AM
I wonder how respawning is going to work
If theres a bed system or what
hindered 16-Jan-17 11:57 AM
contemplate at the tree of woe
i guess thats your starting location really
Eonwe 16-Jan-17 09:22 PM
are you guys going to do a movie night
the night before maybe
watch some conan
hindered 16-Jan-17 09:27 PM
i will watch conan figuratively at any time
and live post my comparisons to the robert e. howard collection of short stories
Space Ghost 16-Jan-17 10:23 PM
HELL YEAH CONAN MOVIE NIGHT
hindered 16-Jan-17 10:53 PM
we fucking better
the monday before seems a solid candidate
1/30
but i am willing to watch it each night leading up to it
Taylor SWifTT 17-Jan-17 02:01 AM
Two weeks from today
:lit:
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Hazlen 17-Jan-17 11:37 AM
I'd be down for a BMW Conan movie night
I haven't seen any of the movies before(edited)
TrapBot 17-Jan-17 12:01 PM
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 12:07 PM
Taylor SWifTT 17-Jan-17 12:09 PM
Haha that fit so well and they werent even talking about the Conan movie
hindered 17-Jan-17 12:18 PM
Only the original movie counts.
TrapBot 17-Jan-17 12:18 PM
hindered 17-Jan-17 12:19 PM
I tried to make a friend watch Red Sonja and he walked out of my apt halfway through
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 12:22 PM
shoulda pulled your dick out
hindered 17-Jan-17 12:30 PM
by crom
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 12:37 PM
may you contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.
Prude 17-Jan-17 12:37 PM
contemplate THIS on my "tree", ho(edited)
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 12:43 PM
Crucify Him
Eonwe 17-Jan-17 06:43 PM
i should read some conan stuff
I know next to nothing about the lore
i had no idea red sonja was a thing but it sounds neat
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 06:43 PM
I don't know a lot either
I wanna get a hold of the movie
hindered 17-Jan-17 07:02 PM
red sonja is just a char in the stories
but shes a chick that can keep up with conan so she cool
the movie is real bad tho
i can uh help provide the movie
DM me
Taylor SWifTT 17-Jan-17 07:04 PM
Need to find that website
That let's you sync watch
hindered 17-Jan-17 07:07 PM
and read this(edited)
the second and third books are worth it, but that one has all the early (read: best) stuff
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 07:20 PM
Let's sync watch conan
hindered 17-Jan-17 07:21 PM
??
i think it needs to be on a legit streaming source tho
dailymotion has it in decent quality tho
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 07:24 PM
I think someone said we could stream it on cytube
hindered 17-Jan-17 07:25 PM
that seems sketchy enough to allow that
Taylor SWifTT 17-Jan-17 07:27 PM
There was something that used google drive
Hazlen 17-Jan-17 07:40 PM
yeah, cytube
Rejd 17-Jan-17 07:51 PM
I expect a 4k bluray remaster
TrapBot 18-Jan-17 02:54 AM
TrapBot 18-Jan-17 03:11 AM
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Hazlen 18-Jan-17 11:46 AM
New Dev stream on Friday.
"Join us at 7pm CET / 1pm EST / 10am PST on twitch.tv/funcom for another dev stream. This is the one. The big one. PvP raiding stream. Maybe you'll see an avatar too?"(edited)
TrapBot 18-Jan-17 12:24 PM
TrapBot 18-Jan-17 01:42 PM
TrapBot 18-Jan-17 02:31 PM
TrapBot 19-Jan-17 03:57 AM
TrapBot 19-Jan-17 04:24 AM
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TrapBot 19-Jan-17 01:53 PM
Rejd 19-Jan-17 04:27 PM
Why wouldn't you add a player prisoner mechanic to your game?
Hazlen 19-Jan-17 04:30 PM
💯
not shown: 5 minutes later that player used the sharpened rock in their ass to beat their head in committing suicide. the only way out of imprisonment
Rejd 19-Jan-17 04:59 PM
I'm actually pretty sure that dude didn't have an assrock and the only sweet relief he got was when we hanged him
TrapBot 20-Jan-17 03:10 AM
TrapBot 20-Jan-17 04:03 AM
Prude 20-Jan-17 04:06 AM
TrapBot 20-Jan-17 07:07 AM
Eonwe 20-Jan-17 10:47 AM
whens the stream today again?
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 10:47 AM
10am PST
so in 1 1/4 hour
Prude 20-Jan-17 10:59 AM
man
im on like a BENDER of shit to do right now
first there was the negrotown shitposting, then trump
then conan
Eonwe 20-Jan-17 11:00 AM
nice thx
hindered 20-Jan-17 11:59 AM
starting nowish right?
TrapBot 20-Jan-17 12:00 PM
Hey @everyone, @everyone conan pvp stream
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:01 PM
link?
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:02 PM
@here Game's gonna cost $29.99
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:04 PM
grabbing a bite hopefully i dont miss too much
lol, im honestly suprised its 30bux
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:04 PM
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:04 PM
a rimworld or a conan
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 12:05 PM
Same
I was certain it would be 40+
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:08 PM
HELL yeah
this melee combat will invoke my pro Dark Souls skills
for once i'll be good at a survival game's combat!!!
fuck shootmans
lmao
SLOPPY
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:12 PM
Welp
back to the inauguration stream thing
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 12:14 PM
Fuck yes! 30!!!
I'm in bitches!
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:14 PM
Same
$30 is good
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 12:15 PM
With a few extra bucks for hot steam marketplace loin clothes
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:15 PM
$30 is about on par with most other games in that genre(edited)
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 12:15 PM
Smart move
Ritsu 20-Jan-17 12:15 PM
30 is fine but ill probably wait a week and get my birthday money before buying
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:18 PM
got some rubberbanding issues atm lol
friendly fire by default? hm
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:18 PM
Hm the stream isn't working for me
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:19 PM
i had to reload after it crashed
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:20 PM
Welp I'm gonna have to catch it after work I guess
nvm it works on my phone
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:22 PM
P O I S E C O N F I R M E D
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:22 PM
Dark souls referenced
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:23 PM
what did i miss?
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:23 PM
talking about attributes atm
about to show off some pvp
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
spear type weapons will be lit
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
Oh god you can do a charging attack
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
spear/shield
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
with the trident
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
reach imo is everything in melee combat
all else being equal
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
ok spears are awesome
But so are hammers
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
hammers will be sick weapons in cramped quarters
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
I just wanna spear bad duders from behind a shield(edited)
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
or for ambushing indoors
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:24 PM
Or generally in a group
get a hammer hit in and dude is knocked down
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:25 PM
we're gonna need our good shootmans dudes keepin a bow on their person
to hopefully avoid the need for melee in general
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:25 PM
Hmm wonder if we'll be able to throw our spears 🤔
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:25 PM
earlier the other guy threw a jav
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:25 PM
Yeah javelins
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:26 PM
perfect
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:26 PM
which can probably be used as a short spear in melee
niiiice
embrasures
i mean not good ones, but still
low tech ones
BMW VAULT
G-MACHS BIG BANK
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Gotta have to rethink the dreadfort
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
i feel like horizontal may overrule vertical in this game
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Detroit probably really is the best way
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
with bows being probably the only long range weapons it seems
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
cliffside detroit
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
so no more bolting from the top of the dreadfort for all eternity
obviously high ground would be good
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Uhhh
catapulting from the top of the dreadfort
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:28 PM
there may be seige weapons
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:28 PM
That better be a thing
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:28 PM
but this time high ground along outer walls may be better
yeah true
a central tower wouldnt be bad per se
but i def think detroit is the way for general fortifications
lmao
clan member cap? gay
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
clansize caps hahaha
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
what keeps them from doing just two clans teamed up
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
well on private servers
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
yeah
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
Yeah just like in rust when they had caps of 10 or w/e
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
I pray for seige weapons
yeah I think a cliffside detroit would work
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
siege weapons being big investments that take time to set up and are static and shit
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
stick it up on a mountain
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:29 PM
would be good gameplay
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:30 PM
WARBAND ON THE PROWL
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:30 PM
i really like the kind of
bleak landscape
makes the game less visually cluttered
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:30 PM
Well that's one of the biomes
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:31 PM
geographical features will be more important for cover, at least in this desert
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:31 PM
Yeah we only get desert biome on EA release(edited)
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:31 PM
less flat than Rust deserts
BEDROLLS CONFIRMED??
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:31 PM
yep
bedroll spawn points(edited)
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
SINGLE USE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
Might just be the fiber bedrolls
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
probably more permanant solutions
meant for bases proper
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
I very much like the idea of bedrolls being single use
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
the other bedrolls looked different
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
and higher tier beds perma
with beds requiring a foundation
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
yeah keeps you from doing neverending zergs on a base cause you got some sleeping bags in bushes or w/e
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:32 PM
Hmm wonder why there was a "remove bracelet" option in the menu 🤔
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:33 PM
pretty small amount of sheilds
shields
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:34 PM
shields are pretty boring, probably all function the same
just different qualities or w/e
for durability
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:35 PM
"someones shooting at me" - better crouch and stay still
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:35 PM
lmao
i liked how the first guy was visible for like 5 seconds
before they pointed it out and did anything back
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:35 PM
Yep
Detroit
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:36 PM
this guy is fuckin bad lol
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:36 PM
With lots of thralls set up for a cross-fire arrangement
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:36 PM
yeah
pinning down people in broad complexes seems good
I think optimizing thrall placement/sightlines will be a big meta part
of designing the area
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:36 PM
Yeah make sure people can't see all the thralls from outside the complex
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:36 PM
I hope they add traps n shit
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:36 PM
only after breaching in at which point they're deffo in range of the npcs
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:37 PM
like in the conan barbarian movie there was a trap with a huge wooden spike that pierced a dude
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:37 PM
yah there was
i wonder what the trall cap will be
thrall
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:37 PM
spears seem great in this kind of open environment
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:37 PM
rekt
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:38 PM
dude needs to play more chivalry
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:38 PM
WILL FEMALE CHARACTERS HAVE SMALLER HITBOXES?
important question
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:38 PM
uhh, no
the real important question
CAN YOU MAKE LOLI CHARACTERS!?
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:39 PM
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:39 PM
manlets are confirmed
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:39 PM
this sounds like
not a great combo at all
lol
Ritsu 20-Jan-17 12:40 PM
can i be a loli
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:40 PM
cool that object placement has tilt
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:40 PM
The jar placement seems p wonky
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:40 PM
POISONED
HELL YEAH
i like first persion immersion(edited)
but i feel i'll probably end up doing more in 3rd
for situational awareness
and because i'm used to third person melee combat
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Yeah
Also I feel like they're gonna need a better way to display friend/foe
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:42 PM
poison arrows you say?
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:42 PM
Or we'll have to go back to bmw outfits
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:42 PM
these guys are pubbie tier fightmans
FRIEND/FOE IDENTIFIERS
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:42 PM
breaching without a weapon in hand
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
AHAHAHA
AMATEUR
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
oh my
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
that lag spike tho
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
is stun locking going to be a thing!?
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
i think so
poise a la dark souls is
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
fuuuuuuck
let me play this already
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:43 PM
so i expect melee attacks to stun/inturrupt
depending on targets poise
like i think high enough poise may be able to resist hammer knockdown
is what they said earlier iirc
i like this casual plains camp without walls at all that they've been fighting in
v. realistic
seems way more fluid and less janky in third as well
just sits in sword range
good plays guy
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:46 PM
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:47 PM
DAMN SHE GOT A BOOTY
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:48 PM
nubile nubian(edited)
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:48 PM
HELL yeah
at least my probated request is now granted
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:49 PM
decent amount of lag when i assume they are playing on solid servers
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:49 PM
oh shit is this a static city?
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 12:49 PM
I think so
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:49 PM
this architecture looks like setpieces
rad
corruption is the new radiation
got it
AVATAR SUMMONING WOOOOO
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:51 PM
what were they?
set yog and mitra?
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:51 PM
i think those are the three mentioned thusfar
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:51 PM
he had them on the spawn sceren
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:51 PM
ah, may be the starting 3
they'll add more they said
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:51 PM
ayup
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:52 PM
i wanna play this game but their shit play and their awful bantz
makes me glad i never had the "game developer" pipe dream
because FUCK working with your typical game devs lmao
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:52 PM
its a bad job
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:52 PM
lol at them summoning in the open
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:52 PM
shit pay and long hours
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:52 PM
and opting for shield bodyblocking
great
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:53 PM
surrounded by nerds who think theyre funny
cthulhu
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:53 PM
i want this one to be ours
cause he literally just shits on pubbies
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:53 PM
more like rain of poop
lmbo
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:54 PM
this guy seems more useful than giant guy
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:54 PM
hopefully the whole process is longer than that on all fronts in release, lol
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:54 PM
lol does the god take random sacrifices?
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:54 PM
longer summon, longer lifespan
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:55 PM
they were standing inside the area where he got summoned
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:55 PM
ahh
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:56 PM
they all look like manchildren and are unfunny nerds so they've GOT to be good at actually making games!!!!
hindered 20-Jan-17 12:56 PM
yah these guys aint out fuckin
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:56 PM
MAGICAL BARRIERS
hell yeah
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:58 PM
No i frames 😦
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:58 PM
meh, i expected that i guess
Rejd 20-Jan-17 12:59 PM
So yeah
more chivalry, less dark souls
Prude 20-Jan-17 12:59 PM
makes sense for this kind of game
Prude 20-Jan-17 01:00 PM
player health multiplyers?
50%
hardcore mode imo
Rejd 20-Jan-17 01:00 PM
trump avatar later in early access~
hindered 20-Jan-17 01:00 PM
there are demonic ape men in the conan universe, however
Prude 20-Jan-17 01:01 PM
SIEGE CONFIRMED
FIRST PATCH
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 01:01 PM
💯
Eonwe 20-Jan-17 01:14 PM
I missed it unfortunately
how was it
Prude 20-Jan-17 01:15 PM
informative
it'll be up as a vod or on their youtube real fast im sure
Rejd 20-Jan-17 01:16 PM
The different effects of the weapons were neat
but when they were doing actual pvp combat it was kinda like amateur hour
Prude 20-Jan-17 01:17 PM
yeah they sucked ass but it also let us know what to expect in a sense(edited)
for both base layouts and combat fluidity and shit
Rejd 20-Jan-17 01:17 PM
And different weapon effects: You can use a big hammer to knock down dudes and stun em for a short time or a spear to do a charging attack
You can also apply poison to weapons?
Prude 20-Jan-17 01:18 PM
p. sure
Rejd 20-Jan-17 01:18 PM
There's a poise system, too
Swayze 20-Jan-17 01:27 PM
oh you boys
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 01:28 PM
boys are back in town
Prude 20-Jan-17 01:29 PM
OUR MAN SWAYZE
they come out of the woordwork for the SURVIVAL SIMS i tell ya
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 01:29 PM
Yeah erryone want in on this
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 01:34 PM
Oh wow
Fucking Swayze
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 01:59 PM
Fucking regulators assembling. Conan LITAF
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 02:05 PM
Now we need dryb
Bchad 20-Jan-17 02:26 PM
Boys
Are
Back
Right wing death squadron and safety police
Gotta keep slaves safe from to many worldly goods
I've been slow jerkin my dick to this game for 7 months and i haven't cum yet
But I'm hard as a rock and ready to assfuck pubbies to death
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 03:52 PM
Dryb would be great to have out there again. Wonder if VanitySet will come back.
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 03:55 PM
I mean
If yall got these niggas on Steam, or Skype or yall see them posting
Reach out to them
Some people may not even be aware Conan or BMW are things
You know some people dipped before we split from Woofingtons Discord
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:05 PM
Lol, didn't even think of talhat.
Simplyjack 20-Jan-17 04:35 PM
oh shi-
we need swayze's consultation on building "fuck you swayze" rockbases
Rejd 20-Jan-17 04:38 PM
Yeah @Swayze looks like rock bases are gonna be the best thing to work on in this game
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 04:39 PM
Cliffs and Mountains prob will be safest
yeah
Rejd 20-Jan-17 04:39 PM
You can stick foundations into the sides of cliffs
Simplyjack 20-Jan-17 04:46 PM
i just wanna build a Wall
and make the black kingdoms pay for it
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:55 PM
I'll make sure to invite Shadowgate and Ozimiander. I know how much they love playing with us.
Hazlen 20-Jan-17 04:55 PM
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:55 PM
We do need BlueCobra back.
Rejd 20-Jan-17 04:57 PM
Yeah I shot blue a message
and dryb
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 04:58 PM
I mean
We should reach out to Shadowgate imo
No one really had beef with him
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:58 PM
I do have this guy Taylor Swift on my friends.
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 04:58 PM
Gmach and Ashy kinda went in but
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:58 PM
I heard he was terrible though
ohh damn.
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 04:58 PM
Theres no Taylor on your list you liar
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:58 PM
I have
VAC taylor
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 04:59 PM
Its not Tay tho
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:59 PM
Showing on my list as Tay online 106 days ago
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 04:59 PM
Oh I guess thats my newest account
Dang have I really not been on in 106 days
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 04:59 PM
Milsurp, need him back
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 04:59 PM
But for real
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 05:00 PM
Someone talk to Shadow
Hes a good vidja guy
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 05:00 PM
No Im with you on that
I'll send hima message
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 05:00 PM
Tell him Ashy and Gmach wont cyberbully him anymore
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 05:00 PM
🙄
Nothing is ever garunteed.
God Trump would tell you that.
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 05:01 PM
Well I mean
Ashy certainly wont
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 05:04 PM
Alright I hit up Shadow, BlueCobra, Jaskip, VanitySet, MilSurp
recruit the army. grow the army. smash pubb
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 05:05 PM
Jsut give them the handy url
www.fuckgoons.com
TEKNOIR 20-Jan-17 05:07 PM
dammit all.
also update my twitch on there. I need to feed my ego. https://www.twitch.tv/teknoirtv
Simplyjack 20-Jan-17 07:33 PM
reminder for what!?!
aaaa
Rejd 20-Jan-17 07:34 PM
mod abuse!
Taylor SWifTT 20-Jan-17 11:48 PM
Did they happen to mention when you can actually buy the game
Simplyjack 21-Jan-17 01:03 AM
the steam store says 1/31
TrapBot 21-Jan-17 03:48 AM
TrapBot 21-Jan-17 04:05 AM
TrapBot 21-Jan-17 04:31 AM
TrapBot 21-Jan-17 05:23 AM
hindered 21-Jan-17 09:26 AM
still nothing about getting a server set up for launch, though?
Rejd 21-Jan-17 09:30 AM
31st or 1st, courtesy of TT
hindered 21-Jan-17 10:08 AM
i meant from funcom, i know we got some volunteer hosters
Rejd 21-Jan-17 11:12 AM
Probably also on launch day
But that's just an assumption
I wouldn't worry about it
hindered 21-Jan-17 11:43 AM
oh im real worried about it
literally shaking
Prude 21-Jan-17 11:46 AM
They said there would be official servers multiple times im p sure
And private ones you can rent
hindered 21-Jan-17 11:46 AM
🤦
Prude 21-Jan-17 11:46 AM
From them directly
hindered 21-Jan-17 11:47 AM
thank you for your assistance
Bchad 21-Jan-17 11:54 AM
Rejd 21-Jan-17 02:12 PM
Everything's gonna be alright hindered
This is a safespace
you can rest at ease
Bchad 21-Jan-17 02:29 PM
I like the cut of hindereds jib
cool calm and ready to fuck other goons
paging @ruarc get rust 2 tia
hindered 21-Jan-17 03:57 PM
im always d2f
TrapBot 22-Jan-17 03:14 PM
Eonwe 22-Jan-17 05:43 PM
finally got around to watching the stream
it looks fairly laggy but I think they can probably iron that out
Prude 22-Jan-17 05:44 PM
It seemed smoother from third person weirdly
TEKNOIR 22-Jan-17 08:35 PM
This game is gonna be a pile of shit isn't it?
Prude 22-Jan-17 08:36 PM
would we have it any other way?
such is the nature of survival games
but I have faith in them trying to do well
at least moreso than the other options out there
hindered 22-Jan-17 08:52 PM
i just want a survival game where picking up items isnt a pain in the ass
Bchad 22-Jan-17 10:53 PM
i mean if i ever play a survival pvp game that isnt a pile of shit it would easily be goat
so my guess is pile of shit incoming
atleast it will be new
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 10:59 PM
the long dark pvp would be lit but idk how you'd deal w/ crafting times and sleep
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:00 PM
or at least make the environment that much of a fucker and even the best equipped guys will get BTFO by weather and wildlife
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:01 PM
Could make some mechanic like a hard sleep time
And if people arent sleeping they pass out where they are
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:02 PM
^
that could be cool
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:02 PM
Look
Instant way to make any game better
Hire Tay as main idea guy
Boom
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:03 PM
crushin it
i feel like conan has to suck less than the current options due to being made by real devs
but that could be horribly wrong
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:03 PM
I know youre doing your thing but
I really think Conan wont suck
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:03 PM
same
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:03 PM
or if anything sucks
It will be something mechanics wise
And not a shitty long dev cycle
Full of empty promises
ie the lag
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:04 PM
god damn i hope so
i can deal with shitty mechanics
every game has them
thats NBD
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:04 PM
I think for the first few updates, lag will be a real issue
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:04 PM
same im guessing horrific driver optimization, lag etc
but thats the point of day 1 ea
im guessing that will be fixed first
in the first few months
along side major exploits
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:05 PM
Was it uh
@Grandpa that was in Alpha?
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:05 PM
duping, seeing under the earth, all the classic stuff
yeah
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:07 PM
This will be the Dark Souls 2 of survival games
as in, it'll be the best one
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:07 PM
THERE IT IS
i was looking for that in vidja games earlier
💯
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:08 PM
yeah I saw that
but I came in too late to make it a whole thing
Bchad 22-Jan-17 11:08 PM
i just dont understand how they can go from the build diversity of ds2
and make ds3
so much worse
back to balance builds or fuck you
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:15 PM
DS2 was best game
Two Words:
Invisible Avaa
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:19 PM
i just wanna see rust/conan have some regions that are real good resource wise, like Holy Shit This Is Lit but its -40c or +50c and you have to bundle up and have fires goin all the time or go naked and pound 5 gallons of water a day just to idle, much less exert yourself
just serious Fuck You weather
like you 'can' freeze or overheat but its easily mitigated
it should be borderline unmitigatable
like you have to have this insane setup to keep things livable, much less some comfy safe space you can chill in forever
also wildlife needs to be really awful and dangerous
like you might be able to kill one or two but they'l lwreck your shit. gotta hunt in packs and accept that someone's probs gonna get hurt or die
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:45 PM
yeah Rust made the environments pretty forgiving and not exclusive enough w/r/t resources available
really a game like these could do with more like
limited special resources
in addition to the basic shit
bases in an arctic biome should have to be like they are in antarctica IRL
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:47 PM
Biome specific resources seems like it should be an obvious idea
Idk why games don't do it more
Also harsh weather for better stuff
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:48 PM
mine ice for water, fish in cold biomes are bigger or w/e
hot biomes have more oil/fuel
mountains = more HQM and wood
plains have fuck all but are nice and mild, easy to build/live in
man even an o2 level for high altitudes would be lit
so the best most baller shit is at the summit of Everrust
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:49 PM
The Artic could have lots of metal but no wood so you have to be really prepared to be there any long period of time
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:49 PM
but you'll slowly black out and die
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:49 PM
Rust had biome exclusive resources for all of like
A month
Until Reddit cried
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:49 PM
it was coo land good
fuck reddit
Taylor SWifTT 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
You had to have your ice expedition base for oil
or HQM
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
I like the idea of having a purpose to keep satellite bases
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
that plus no teleporting but fast travel on horses = trade caravans/convoys
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
like trap spots will be for more than extra storage spaces/staging grounds
but rather temporary homes for gathering niche resources
yeah exactly
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
What it
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
I'd like the transportation of goods to be a metagame factor
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:50 PM
If
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
you can carry only so much shit on you
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
It costs more just to build in harsh weather
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
i forget was there a weight factor in rust
i dont think there was, just space
if i can manage weight in STALKER and the Long Dark
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
P sure it was only source
Space
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:51 PM
like carrying 10000000 wood shouldnt be a thing
ever
give every unit a weight
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
god I'm really excited for that STALKER spiritual successor game
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
over 50kg you slow down more and more
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
that's third on the list after conan/crowfall
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
so someone out looting has a ton of great shit on them
but its obvious because they can barely fuckin move
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
Actual caravans with carts and shit when
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
so you bring a team to haul it all out, or get a cart and horse and Protect Your Shit
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
God that would be sick as fuck
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:52 PM
if it g=comes down to it, shoot the horse so the enemy cant get it out either
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:53 PM
yeah dudes running interference all over
forward scouts and shit
that would be lit
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:53 PM
nope ima run 30 aks and 40 tons of metal solo at full sprint over 10km of rough terrain lol survival
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:53 PM
actually I'd really like a survival game that's less like extreme landmass and more like
middle america as people begin to roam across it
with their caravans of wagons and shit
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:54 PM
more like the Road
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:54 PM
NPCs could be natives
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:54 PM
Or like first settlers of America even
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:54 PM
it' be kind of lit to have a global objective of sorts
like everyone starts on a boring coast of a HUGE map
and there's GOOD STUFF
on the opposite side
but the landscape is actually deadly, there's some parts that require certain tech(edited)
Ritsu 22-Jan-17 11:55 PM
Nothing good is on the west coast
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:55 PM
and the sheer size of the map would make it a journey(edited)
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:57 PM
.i legacy rust full map
Simplyjack 22-Jan-17 11:57 PM
the whole island
Prude 22-Jan-17 11:58 PM
god i'm excited for a static map again
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 12:02 AM
man i cant for the life of me find the original rust map in its entierty
but the playable area was like 3 miles on a side?
Prude 23-Jan-17 12:03 AM
huh
Hapis was closer to the old map than I thought
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 12:04 AM
"inspired by"
found it
zoom in bottom left. thats the entire legacy play area
20 miles on a side island
big established NPC/AI cities w/ roads
all over the place. make it so people have a reason to travel
Prude 23-Jan-17 12:07 AM
yeah they could've done a lot with that
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 12:09 AM
big, static maps. reasons to think long and hard about travelling/setting up a base
no one community can go it alone, you have to trade
that, or set up multiple bases and run convoys/caravans
Prude 23-Jan-17 12:11 AM
in a sense putting in MMO elements that force collaboration may be good
like world-boss type shit
or things that just require obscene amounts of people working together in general
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 12:11 AM
like BMW vs 306
Prude 23-Jan-17 12:11 AM
doesn't matter what
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 12:11 AM
we didnt have to fight
Prude 23-Jan-17 12:11 AM
as long as it brings players together
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 12:11 AM
we werent actualyl competing for space or resources
it was 100% dickwaving
having some big neutral player city would own(edited)
i mean theres pvp so shit might go down but guards could theoretically put an end to it
and if players catch troublemakers they get strung up/crucified/wheel of pain'd
idk man i just want something like rust but with a more communal sense
being on a team is one thing but it never felt like a real community, just everyone did their own thing to a commonish goal
and there never felt like there was a point at endgame beyond "raid those fags over there"
why not a peaceful/trade option (or use that while raiding to double down on loots)
nothing wrong with running a trade route, but if you gotta murk some scum so be it
i may hate rust but FUCK i love what it could be you know
TrapBot 23-Jan-17 05:30 AM
TrapBot 23-Jan-17 05:39 AM
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 07:50 AM
@here $29.99
TrapBot 23-Jan-17 08:03 AM
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 11:36 AM
The concept of legendary items intrigues me
Ritsu 23-Jan-17 11:36 AM
what about the concept of
TrapBot 23-Jan-17 01:38 PM
Bchad 23-Jan-17 01:45 PM
same
also jack I agree
i hope item rarity in conan makes it so farming npcs or whatnot would require player truces
so pvp is more policing an area
making a reason for players to stabilize a region and afford other players the ability to go there or something
so becoming kos to a group would severely limit your ability to do things to the point where it would require raiding / removing them (an all out war)
making war an exception rather than the norm
since all parties would rather farm loots and upgrades and stuff
i don't know theres a lot of potential
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 01:47 PM
Heres something that irritates me
We know the price, but we still cant buy it
TEKNOIR 23-Jan-17 02:03 PM
Hurry up Funcom so I can waste money on what will probably be a terrible game that I want to play with terrible people.(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 02:14 PM
Same
Measly Twerp 23-Jan-17 03:10 PM
Which of you wants to trade a copy of conan for $30 of coding?
Bchad 23-Jan-17 04:40 PM
What can you get done in the 6 minutes that buys us
Eonwe 23-Jan-17 05:00 PM
code me a replacement for one of my shitlord coworkers
Rejd 23-Jan-17 06:44 PM
ok here I am, now hire me
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 07:18 PM
replacing one shitlord for another
gj
Bchad 23-Jan-17 07:46 PM
@Eonwe I see that elephant spinning!
HELL YEAH
Eonwe 23-Jan-17 08:06 PM
lol
Rejd 23-Jan-17 08:58 PM
And yet future still hasn't set an avatar reeeeeeeeeeeee
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 09:02 PM
That's his thing now though
Bchad 23-Jan-17 09:09 PM
Ritsu 23-Jan-17 09:10 PM
i will pick your avatar for you
Prude 23-Jan-17 09:10 PM
Ritsu 23-Jan-17 09:11 PM
Prude 23-Jan-17 09:11 PM
my avatar is my reaction to that and also all other things
Ritsu 23-Jan-17 09:11 PM
this one is good and would be in a waifu wednesday video
Prude 23-Jan-17 09:11 PM
yeah thats good art
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 09:14 PM
She's cute
Prude 23-Jan-17 09:15 PM
looks a lot like REMU REMU
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 09:43 PM
mmm all this conan chat
Prude 23-Jan-17 09:44 PM
conan bitches had nice asses in the devstream
gotta get waifu-minded in prep
Eonwe 23-Jan-17 09:51 PM
the most Conan anime girl is Revy
from black lagoon
damn she owns
Simplyjack 23-Jan-17 09:52 PM
lemonlimelukey1 month ago
i wanna lick her ass
mmm lol
Eonwe 23-Jan-17 09:55 PM
conan movie when
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 09:56 PM
Thursday night?
hindered 23-Jan-17 09:59 PM
lets ask the real questions:
Conan the Barbarian 1982 1080p BluRay DTS x264
or
Conan The Barbarian 1982 UK Extended Cut 1982 BRRip 720p AC3 x264
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 10:00 PM
Latter
hindered 23-Jan-17 10:02 PM
you have a syncing method in which you are confident?
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 10:03 PM
I'll nail something down tonight
Eonwe 23-Jan-17 10:10 PM
rabb.it isnt bad
idk if it work for this
Taylor SWifTT 23-Jan-17 10:53 PM
God damn @Eonwe Fucking GOAT
Thats the site Id been trying to remember for two weeks
Rejd 23-Jan-17 10:59 PM
I wonder if there's a plugin/app for owncloud to add that functionality
Rejd 23-Jan-17 11:13 PM
rabb.it basically spawns an instance of firefox and streams the content of it to every user in the room
So it works with basically any site
neat
Eonwe 23-Jan-17 11:13 PM
I use it to watch anime with some goons
Rejd 23-Jan-17 11:52 PM
Well.. seems to work with stuff I upload
Seriously pro site @Eonwe
Someone opened goatse within a minute of getting control
Ritsu 23-Jan-17 11:59 PM
"I use it to watch anime with some goons"(edited)
Ban
Rejd 24-Jan-17 12:03 AM
sadly can't open rabb.it from within rabb.it
and telling that firefox instance to open a file you download with bash doesn't show the bash window
Taylor SWifTT 24-Jan-17 12:04 AM
Yall found the Easter Egg
TrapBot 24-Jan-17 05:30 AM
TrapBot 24-Jan-17 07:02 AM
TrapBot 24-Jan-17 09:34 AM
Rejd 24-Jan-17 10:04 AM
Shouldn't be doubleposting tweets now anymore
TrapBot 24-Jan-17 10:05 AM
Rejd 24-Jan-17 10:36 AM
Eonwe 24-Jan-17 10:49 AM
nice
TrapBot 24-Jan-17 03:56 PM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 02:26 AM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 05:46 AM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 06:06 AM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 07:15 AM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 08:37 AM
hindered 25-Jan-17 08:39 AM
movie night is tomorrow? have we set a time?
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 09:28 AM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 10:57 AM
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 11:45 AM
Rejd 25-Jan-17 12:20 PM
"We want to make rope dragging fun for those being dragged as well, and we haven't nailed that yet."
Assrocks are always the answer.
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 12:24 PM
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 01:10 PM
well shit so eventually takig players prisoners will be a thing
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 01:49 PM
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 01:52 PM
This is going to be a GOOD GAME
hindered 25-Jan-17 01:55 PM
@here movie night tomorrow????
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 01:55 PM
Would we rather do it tommorrow or Sunday
Or potentially Monday night
Conan Eve
hindered 25-Jan-17 01:55 PM
Thursday, Sunday or Monday are all good for me(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 01:55 PM
Sunday might be good
If we arent DNDing
hindered 25-Jan-17 01:56 PM
we also have Conan The Destroyer
which is terrible, but might be worth riffing on
also Wilt Chamberlian
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 01:57 PM
I mean whatever yall wanna do
Just get with @Rejd
hindered 25-Jan-17 01:57 PM
i have
we just need to get a consensus on timing
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 01:58 PM
Im down for a running movie night
Hazlen 25-Jan-17 01:58 PM
Sunday plz
I'm on the road till then
Bchad 25-Jan-17 03:01 PM
We can do dnd tomorrow
Rejd 25-Jan-17 03:05 PM
Yeah it's all set up, y'all just gotta decide on a time
So tomorrow dnd, sunday/monday conan the barbarian
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 03:38 PM
http://www.pcgamer.com/conan-exiles-drops-cinematic-trailer-and-sets-price-ahead-of-launch-next-week/?utmcontent=buffer0eee8&utmmedium=social&utmsource=facebook&utmcampaign=buffer_pcgamerfb
Some stuff occured
I'm going to play so hard
THE DREADFORT MUST BE ESTABLISHED AND OUR DOMAIN SECURED
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 03:40 PM
JUST LET ME FUCKING BUY IT
TrapBot 25-Jan-17 04:00 PM
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 05:40 PM
this will be us
THE DREADFORT-zigguratt
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:44 PM
Fuck yes! Except much gayer.
Bchad 25-Jan-17 05:45 PM
What about spookier
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 05:45 PM
So much gayer
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:45 PM
NO CHICKS ALLOWED! BMW ORDERS! NOTHING BUT DUDES IN LOIN CLOTHS!
Loin cloths optional.
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 05:45 PM
Its cool
The inevitable FORT TAYLOR will be vags only
>Implying Ill ever willingly play a male character
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:46 PM
BMW's personal Harem's
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 05:46 PM
Thats why I can never get into the Witcher
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:47 PM
I can't play witcher because I dont want to cut npcs. I want to cut real people.
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 05:47 PM
Witcher 4 better let me play as Yenn
if shes not dead
idk I havent beat the game
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:48 PM
Never played a witcher, never play an elder scrolls, never play WoW, never played D&D. I shoot mans, with pointy things or bullet things.
I did play a couple times Mechwarrior in high school so I know about that.
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 05:48 PM
Dumb and gay
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:48 PM
It was fun and I liked painting my mechs.
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 05:49 PM
Timber Wolf 4 lyfe
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:49 PM
I used my Atlas a lot.
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 05:50 PM
Timber Wolf dual guass cannons
blow all the limbs off
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:50 PM
I used my adder as bait
and atlas to clean up.
worked pretty good.
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:51 PM
cool
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:51 PM
i also used vulture a lot.
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:51 PM
god damn withcer owns
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 05:51 PM
yeah Witcher 2 and 3 are super good
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:51 PM
it looks cool
I just don't think id have the patience to sit through it.
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:51 PM
so, just one of their DLCs, Blood and Wine
most developers would sell it for $60 and call it a day
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 05:52 PM
Agreed
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:52 PM
i cant wait to kill a man in this probably bad game
Kimsemus 25-Jan-17 05:53 PM
the important thing friend eonwe
is we will be killing mans with friendmans
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:53 PM
I hope for torture.
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:53 PM
yea
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:53 PM
I want to be able to capture a dude and put him on a pike to lure other in.
@here THE HYPE IS REAL!
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:54 PM
if u dont like 1. conan exiles, 2. anime, 3. posting bad then fuck off
actually dont
im sorry
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:55 PM
No,
FUCK GOONS!
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:55 PM
oh yea what god rae you guys gonna worship
they're all pretty baller IMO
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
Whatever gives me best kill stats.
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
I worship tay
Prude 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
Man
Wish this game was out like tomorrow
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
well, if there is an ex-boyfriend in the game
im sure your god can write a catchy song
Prude 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
So i could hellsperg over the weekend(edited)
TEKNOIR 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
I worship Tony Stewart and his veloputious gut.
Simplyjack 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
same
Eonwe 25-Jan-17 05:56 PM
nah taylor swift is cool tho
Prude 25-Jan-17 05:59 PM
UHHHH
FORGET CONAN
Prude 25-Jan-17 06:00 PM
im gonna go play this game with that hot piece of 2D asss
Bchad 25-Jan-17 06:54 PM
Gas prude
Taylor SWifTT 25-Jan-17 07:11 PM
:agreed:
Longsaddle 26-Jan-17 12:00 AM
can I play that guy who can control animals with the sign of jabal-sagh
Ritsu 26-Jan-17 12:34 AM
@Prude if you're trying to play a shitty app game with hot anime girls I can recommended some much better ones
I can't promise they'll be in English or be something you should ever be willing to be seen having on your phone
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 03:04 AM
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 08:37 AM
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 11:29 AM
Taylor SWifTT 26-Jan-17 12:34 PM
No pre-load on Early Access games.
Bull
Shit
Ritsu 26-Jan-17 12:35 PM
yeah some real dumb shit theyre doing
Taylor SWifTT 26-Jan-17 12:35 PM
Yeah lets wait and make everyone download it at the same time
At the exact same time
hindered 26-Jan-17 12:49 PM
it think its more a steam limitation than anything
that just the way it works for EA shit
Bchad 26-Jan-17 01:52 PM
yeah not their fault
blame steam
steam doesn't see ea as a release
same reason you cant preorder
Taylor SWifTT 26-Jan-17 01:52 PM
Still gay af
Bchad 26-Jan-17 01:52 PM
it is
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 02:42 PM
Taylor SWifTT 26-Jan-17 02:45 PM
Exclusive Conan Exiles t-shirt
😍
Oh wow lmbo exclusive ingame items for the MMO
WOW MUST HAVE
368 page, full-color, digital Conan Pen & Paper RPG Core Book from the hugely successful Kickstarter by Modiphius
@Talljoe
nvm the shirt looks dumb
hindered 26-Jan-17 02:47 PM
the cumming of conan
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 02:49 PM
Eonwe 26-Jan-17 03:02 PM
the only people that should buy that
are the people who plan on renting servers
just becaue thats a p big discount
Rejd 26-Jan-17 03:16 PM
The game launches at 6am in the morning, central European time, so get that coffee ready! This means that players on the American West Coast will get to jump into the Exiled Lands at 9pm on January 30th.
Prude 26-Jan-17 03:17 PM
HELL YEAH
Rejd 26-Jan-17 03:17 PM
ree
Prude 26-Jan-17 03:17 PM
that'll mean I can get set up a bit on sunday night
FFFFUUUCCCKKK YESSSSS
wait nevermind
that's monday
FUCK!!
i thought the 31st was a monday
Eonwe 26-Jan-17 03:28 PM
damn
I'll get like an hour of playtime before I hav to go to bed
RIP
hindered 26-Jan-17 03:31 PM
31 is tues and most games are released on a tuesday
TEKNOIR 26-Jan-17 04:11 PM
Tuesday in Europe.
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 04:29 PM
Kimsemus 26-Jan-17 04:45 PM
CAN WE BUY THIS GOD DAMN GAME YUET
YET
Taylor SWifTT 26-Jan-17 04:46 PM
NO WE CANT
BECAUSE OF STEAM
Kimsemus 26-Jan-17 04:47 PM
Simplyjack 26-Jan-17 05:16 PM
.yt 4chan pepe grinch
TrapBot 26-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Simplyjack 26-Jan-17 05:17 PM
let us pre download it reeeeeEeeeEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hindered 26-Jan-17 05:31 PM
you can pre download
Simplyjack 26-Jan-17 05:35 PM
i dont want a virus tho
Eonwe 26-Jan-17 05:40 PM
im gonna be on call
so I wont be able to stay up late
rip
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 02:54 AM
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 03:00 AM
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 07:55 AM
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 10:34 AM
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 11:23 AM
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 12:00 PM
Hey @everyone, conan livestream twitch.tv/funcom
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 12:23 PM
btw, starts in 1 hour
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 12:50 PM
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:01 PM
live now
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:05 PM
Nice thing to wake up to
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 01:07 PM
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:09 PM
that demon looked pretty cool
might have just been a scripted event tho
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:09 PM
succulent deep voices
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:13 PM
blood over half the screen when hit is gonna suck(edited)
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 01:13 PM
that has been toned down apparently
in the early access build
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:13 PM
hmm
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 01:14 PM
well, I guess this could be the scaled back??? lol
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 01:17 PM
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
press E to interact
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:17 PM
at least theyve acknowledged it(edited)
press f to pay respects
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 01:18 PM
good jump
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 01:20 PM
oh
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:20 PM
melee weapons also need a parry action
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 01:20 PM
yep, they already reduced it
lol.
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:20 PM
Like chivalry
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 01:20 PM
thats post splatter reduction
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:20 PM
Where you've got a short window to deflect a blow, unlike a shield which you can keep up indefinitely until it breaks
welp, it's coming eventually
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 01:23 PM
thats a big fuckin map tho
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:23 PM
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:25 PM
he seems to moving about on it pretty well
owned
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:47 PM
... the cutest homosexual couple
hindered 27-Jan-17 01:48 PM
nudity confirmed
Rejd 27-Jan-17 01:49 PM
and it's a server setting
oh dear god
You can catapult corpses
rotten corpses
hindered 27-Jan-17 02:05 PM
what day are we doing the movie again?
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 02:06 PM
tonight hopefully
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 02:13 PM
Sunday
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 02:13 PM
ree
hindered 27-Jan-17 02:14 PM
we can maybe do Destroyer tonight(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 02:16 PM
Yeah
Rejd 27-Jan-17 02:46 PM
Let me know when y'all are back from work
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 02:47 PM
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 03:00 PM
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 03:23 PM
i need it
god damnit I am off for four days
and it launches the day I go back to work
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 03:36 PM
.yt milton office space burn down the office
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 03:36 PM
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 03:37 PM
@Kimsemus
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 03:38 PM
nah fam dis me, I work for the government
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 03:39 PM
id watch cspan if it was like this not gonna lie
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 03:39 PM
oh fuck yeah 24/7
wait till Kim's election
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 03:42 PM
Heh, right until I leak the video where you scream about being moist while blowing buildings up
Simplyjack 27-Jan-17 03:46 PM
its called getting i nthe mindset of your enemy
its a virtue, tay
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 03:47 PM
We will just have to see what the American Public thinks
About degenerates
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 04:11 PM
Kim
It launches the day I go on call
so if I get off work and shit breaks
welp, eat shit eonwe, you cant play
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 04:11 PM
duct tape everything
EVERYTHING
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 04:11 PM
ok ill duct tape the servers
and tell them not to break
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 04:11 PM
exactly
a stern lecture
on not breaking is needed
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 04:12 PM
we'll see how it goes tho
I'll be at work until 6 PM anyway
I was really playing with fire
I switched to this tab, left my computer unlocked, and walked away
I didn't even realize
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 04:56 PM
Bold move
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 05:00 PM
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 05:01 PM
Yeah I could have been shitposting in the unemployment line if I had been unlucky
TrapBot 27-Jan-17 05:01 PM
Rejd 27-Jan-17 05:39 PM
local play?
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 05:39 PM
LAN
but that doesnt make any sense?
Rejd 27-Jan-17 05:40 PM
yeah no
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 05:40 PM
You have to stay near you friend?
Rejd 27-Jan-17 05:40 PM
That doesn't make much sense at all
hindered 27-Jan-17 06:20 PM
@here Conan The Destroyer tonight?
Bchad 27-Jan-17 06:52 PM
Oh ark did that
Rejd 27-Jan-17 06:52 PM
conaaaan
Bchad 27-Jan-17 06:52 PM
Basically the world only loads so far from the host
Rejd 27-Jan-17 06:52 PM
Game can't come soon enough
Bchad 27-Jan-17 06:53 PM
It's kinda weird but who's gonna LAN this anyway
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 06:53 PM
Pigeon
Prude 27-Jan-17 06:55 PM
jesus
he IS the exact demographic who gets like
unduly excited for shit like couch co-op only indie games and shit
Rejd 27-Jan-17 06:55 PM
In that case, @A Beefy Pigeon http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820/
Prude 27-Jan-17 06:56 PM
he wont see our tags of him because he apparently turns off ALL notifications on his phone
Rejd 27-Jan-17 06:56 PM
wow
Prude 27-Jan-17 06:56 PM
yeah a whole thing came up and I asked why he never comes in even when I and sometimes others make an effort to include him
it was just some bullshit like BWUHHHHHHH I DONT WANT NOTIFICATIONS FROM ANYTHING
Rejd 27-Jan-17 06:57 PM
Well, don't be surpised if you're gonna miss shit then
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 08:20 PM
I turn off all discord notifications
its the best
Prude 27-Jan-17 09:04 PM
man I like the conan dev guys even if they're huge unfunny goonbros
because they are AWARE OF DARK SOULS MECHANICS
which makes the inherently Good People
Taylor SWifTT 27-Jan-17 09:07 PM
Step 2. Make them aware of BMW
Step 3. Make them change the game for us
Prude 27-Jan-17 09:13 PM
this devstream looks significantly less janky
when fighting
i love that people even think to ask for "flying mounts"
that's the Ark faggots/people who think this will actually be more like an MMO (and are wrong)
Hazlen 27-Jan-17 09:38 PM
Lmao
Prude 27-Jan-17 09:38 PM
even then, there's basically never been a point where i've felt a game way improved by arbitrarily gaining the ability to fly as a means of faster mobility
Rejd 27-Jan-17 09:55 PM
GoodGame GuildWars gliders?
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 10:05 PM
Archeage, an already bad game, was slightly better because of gliders
Rejd 27-Jan-17 10:06 PM
The saving grace of archeage were those harpoon boats
Prude 27-Jan-17 10:07 PM
GW2-style gliders have mechanics built around them and are limited in use
for actual mobility they put in a better solution: fast travel
the people that reee like retarded children all expansion until flying is added in WoW
are the FUCKING WORST
it does nothing in that game but makes the world seem smaller and less immersive
Eonwe 27-Jan-17 10:18 PM
yea
flying ruins most things
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 10:19 PM
flying is bad because it's a mechanic that almost exclusively allows the avoidance of PVP
Prude 27-Jan-17 10:20 PM
exactly
it is anti-gameplay
Kimsemus 27-Jan-17 10:21 PM
pretty much
it eliminates a lot of risk
it single handedly destroyed wPVP in wow
TrapBot 28-Jan-17 02:49 AM
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 03:00 AM
same with /tp
removed a lot of risk form rust, made even the biggest of worlds small
bagging in is mildly acceptable
requires you die and lose al lyour shit tho
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 03:03 AM
Yeah but
Without TP is gay af
Prude 28-Jan-17 03:03 AM
i'm hoping we don't use as many gay alterations in Conan tbh
I'd rather not play in some 8x gather 8x xp instant craft teleport everywhere hellclusterfuck(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 03:05 AM
uh lmbo
Prude 28-Jan-17 03:05 AM
i wanna play the intended monthly cycle in this one, and play at vanilla gather rates
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 03:05 AM
Wrong opinions itt
Prude 28-Jan-17 03:05 AM
at least for the first month
which hopefully a lack of workable mods will make that a thing anyhow
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 03:12 AM
vanilla first, then mods
its the best way
it is known
.yt it is known
TrapBot 28-Jan-17 03:12 AM
TrapBot 28-Jan-17 05:26 AM
TrapBot 28-Jan-17 08:02 AM
TrapBot 28-Jan-17 09:00 AM
Bchad 28-Jan-17 01:25 PM
I want to play official servers only
Because I want to hell wreck pubbies
Playing in custom servers means playing it a world of corruption where we may lose the upper hand of being a Zerg
The fast do things stuff made sense in rust because the time balance is awful
Hopefully Conan balances rates around 30 day wipes
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 01:27 PM
Hopefully Official Conan servers arent clusterfucks like Rusts are
Bchad 28-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Yeah if they are we have no choice
But I have faith for some reason
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Thats why we never played official Rust
Bchad 28-Jan-17 01:28 PM
That they can manage to make it good
Yeah no I agree
Official rust is shit and so are the rstes
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 01:28 PM
And we have to see what kind of mods come out too
There maybe be some cant live without QoL stuff
Bchad 28-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Gary balances the game around never wiping and then wipes every week
Yeah again I have faith the fact that they have clans and locked doors that clans auto share and stuff
I feel like they are trying
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 01:29 PM
We're also going to have our own server, dont forget
Bchad 28-Jan-17 01:29 PM
Hell yeah that's true
I'll play there
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 01:30 PM
Play on the Goon server the first cycle
See if it works
Learn the game
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 01:36 PM
Stay the course brother
The hiborean age needs it's champions
the dread ziggurat will be constructed
much wailing and gnashing of teeth
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:05 PM
.i theodosian wall
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:05 PM
😍
.i walls of constantinople
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:10 PM
if that doesnt say "fuck off, leave" in wall form idk what does
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:11 PM
@Bchad may be able to cook up some mods for us, too
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 02:11 PM
tbh I'm thinking Dreadfort in a prime location
with walled in settlement
FUCK OFF 2.0
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:11 PM
C++ iirc
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 02:12 PM
We have TOP MEN working on the modding issue
TOP. MEN.
AKA rej
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:12 PM
Day One mod better better be converting the avatars to giant Donald Trumps
Ritsu 28-Jan-17 02:12 PM
more like anime babes
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:13 PM
ban
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:13 PM
Well there's other programmers here, too. In the case of avatar model replacement it's less of an issue of programming, more of an issue of finding the resources for that (model, textures, animations, bone structure)
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:13 PM
tbh a giant miku meants 24/7 pantyshot
so ...hell yeah?
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:14 PM
Man
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:14 PM
Giant Tachikoma?
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:14 PM
If only we knew a 3d artist
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:14 PM
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:15 PM
@Kimsemus
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 02:15 PM
precisely
but with conanmans
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:16 PM
Remember the time that stood for 2 weeks
Until someone decided to tell everyone where we were
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:16 PM
lmao
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:16 PM
And I told yall exactly what to do
And nbody but Ashy and Gmach did it
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:16 PM
tbh 3o6 were hellspergs
dude they had standardized inventories
like everyone of them you killed, theuir shit was identical, in the same order, with the exact same loadout
8 man deathsquad
i respect em as enemies but hopefully conan negates the need for constant inter-group warfare and dickwaving(edited)
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
but who am I supposed to wave it at then?
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
tbh we really should have made a suburb on the opposite side of the river
just make it more and more awful and fortified
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
I havent been this excited about a game since Fallout 4
tbh
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
>fallout 4
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
Ban
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
.i laughing anime bitches
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
Ban
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:18 PM
Ban
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
play 2 you scrub
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
Wow ok trying to weaponize Nichijou against me
2 was bad
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
eat shit
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
Take off your rose colored glasses
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
2 was the best
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
Nope
NV was best
NV>3>4>the other crap
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
nv was passably good as a followup to 2
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
yeah I should know better than getting excited about an early access game
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
eat a diiiiick
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
but what I've seen looks pretty good already
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
3 was fucking gay
nv was decent
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
Better than legacy rust
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
Im excited about the group symetry
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:19 PM
yeah same
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
The game might be bad
But the antics will be good
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
.i wall of constantine
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
oh man
thats a good pic
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
Still need a good name for the YouTube series
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
our antics in legacy rust were deffo better than playing experimental
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
totally my shit
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
the successor to Rusty Goons
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
When people would still fall for a lone dude by a campfire in the middle of the night
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:20 PM
Age of Aspergers?
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:21 PM
Goon Exiles
i mean
we kind of are
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:21 PM
Trying to drift from the Goon naming theme
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 02:21 PM
Conan: Age of Goons
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:21 PM
Want to move in a different direction with branding
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 02:21 PM
Conan: BMW IN TIME
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:22 PM
.yt robocop i like it
TrapBot 28-Jan-17 02:22 PM
Jacada 28-Jan-17 02:23 PM
Conan LGBTrumpers
Rejd 28-Jan-17 02:23 PM
Goonan: Age of Assburgers.
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:23 PM
Make Hyborea Great Again
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:24 PM
Where is this set?
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:24 PM
Conan: Loincloth Death Squad
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:24 PM
In the world
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:24 PM
uh idk
somewhere deserty and shit(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 02:25 PM
Make Hyboria Great Again is ok
BMW: Making Hyboria Great Again
Kimsemus 28-Jan-17 02:26 PM
Hyboria is almost like
it could be set in Utah
Simplyjack 28-Jan-17 02:26 PM
i mean its the Hyborian age
but theres no set region
maybe when it launches we can have a bette ridea
Bchad 28-Jan-17 02:31 PM
Yeah I wouldn't mind doing some modding
Especially if the mod scene is c++
Prude 28-Jan-17 05:25 PM
Just call the video series BMW Big Beefy Boys
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 05:25 PM
Ban
Prude 28-Jan-17 05:26 PM
Since every character will be beefy as fuck
And hopefully a boy
Cause why would you want to be a girl in the conan universe
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 05:26 PM
If I wanted no one to be involved in it, Id name it beefy boys
Prude 28-Jan-17 05:27 PM
Nah, you'd have the most pure group
And you practically already do now
Now that certain... Problem elements were dealt with
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 05:27 PM
🔥
hindered 28-Jan-17 05:29 PM
can we get a time on movie tomorrow?
Taylor SWifTT 28-Jan-17 05:29 PM
Uh
9CST?
Bchad 29-Jan-17 01:52 AM
i think my bit for this game
is going to be my little pony
Im going to be Rarity
we should name the clan Popstars and Ponies
Rejd 29-Jan-17 01:53 AM
My ship in empyrion was painted hot pink/purple/salmon, named "MLP: Friendship is Laggy" and had some "Make Anime Great Again" signs on the side
Oh! What we need are signs
in conan
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 03:37 AM
Bchad 29-Jan-17 05:19 AM
so what your saying is Popstars and Ponies is a go
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 07:21 AM
TEKNOIR 29-Jan-17 08:06 AM
The best part of Conan is that it's gonna be like legacy rust. No map, lost as hell, trying to figure it out. Rust is autopilot now. New is good. gon b lit!
hindered 29-Jan-17 08:52 AM
i vote nay on ponies
as a man of dignity and respect
Jacada 29-Jan-17 09:36 AM
does this come out today?
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 09:43 AM
hindered 29-Jan-17 09:54 AM
Jan 31
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 10:11 AM
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 11:34 AM
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 11:48 AM
Available: January 31
This game will unlock in approximately 1 day and 11 hours
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 11:48 AM
hype
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 11:58 AM
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 12:14 PM
Grandpa 29-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Ok
this game looks like it's worth it
I hope they adjust the xp slightly before release, though
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 01:41 PM
i dont undertand how people can ask the same question about preload
when has early access ever allowed it
Rejd 29-Jan-17 02:38 PM
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 02:55 PM
9CST
Quornes 29-Jan-17 02:56 PM
isnt conan comming out tomorrow?
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 02:57 PM
Tommorrow night
/tuesday morning
Rejd 29-Jan-17 02:58 PM
9pm pst I think?
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 03:02 PM
Something like that
BMW All Nighter?
Rejd 29-Jan-17 03:03 PM
👌🏻
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 03:19 PM
I prob can't cause i don't have my desktop yet
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:48 PM
yeah
I'm gonna pull an all nighter more than likely
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:48 PM
id love to
I thought about taking off
except I realized im on call, which is the one week I cant
rip
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:49 PM
It's been since the ArcheAge launch since I ddi that shit
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:49 PM
also the servers have been shitting themselves lately
so ill probably get a call at 1 AM
shits broke
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:49 PM
So far we got Rej, myself, and Kim for ALL NIGHT DEATH SQUAD
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:49 PM
rip
i really want to play all night
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:50 PM
Well
Its not that crucial since AFAIK Conan is going to be all about the long game
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:50 PM
My goal for BMW ALL NIGHT LONG
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:50 PM
I just want to dive head first into crafting
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:50 PM
get a dreadfort going
and keep people on the server
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:50 PM
So we have the edge
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:50 PM
to drive pubbie population surge
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
Since the real metagame is going to be whos industry is most powerful
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
like if BMW bros could even log in and go to sleep
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
Spoiler Alert: Its going to be us
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
that would be idea
ideal*
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
Remember when we had 24/7 coverage
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
lol
It won't take long before some aussie pubbies or something to join
then we're good
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 04:51 PM
Peak Rusty Bottoms days
Well we have plenty of Euro bros
Just most of them are on our schedule atm
Lancek 29-Jan-17 04:52 PM
I Ashy being #1 guy waking up in the middle of the night to keep the quarries going
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:52 PM
I've never gotten into the crafitng and stuff in one of these games
and I really really want to
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:52 PM
games like this I usually pick one thing to craft and get super good at it
I'll likely pick whatever weapon combo is the cheesiest
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:53 PM
i did that with h1z1
which was fun for almost exactly a week
and then they SOEd it up
remember you me and...jerkjerk? and blazing too going around in the middle of the night
fuckin guys up in the rain that one time
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
I do
dude was it the time we stole the cop car
hold on
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
I remember we put like multiple barriers of barbed wire around that cool base
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
hey so will conan be f2p?
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
wasting a ton of metal
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
if so i'll be down to clown
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
and oh yea, barbed wire doesnt do anything
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
there that was us haha
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:55 PM
lol yea
conan is $30
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 04:56 PM
hrm
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:56 PM
the fact that you are in this discord like me
tells me that you play bad games probably
and that you really want to spend the $30 to play
give in
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
well I enjoy playing with you guys we just play too many games, I bought Arma3 and we immediately stopped playing..
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
well ive never played a game with you! buy it with me
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
yeah but this is different
this will be like a Rust game
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
and we can stop playing in a week together
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
where we play for a long time, unless it's terrible
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
you gotta at least give me a chance to disappoint you
my wife did
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 04:57 PM
then i'll await some sort of progress report then buy
yeah my wife too ;/
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 04:59 PM
i should post in the thread
and drum up some people if I can
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 05:02 PM
We've already got several people checking in that havent been around in a while
I think once we get in the game
After a few days people will start pouring in
Those people who are hesitant to buy
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 05:03 PM
I loved rust while most of us played it so hopefully conan is more or less the same
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 05:03 PM
Rust somehow got less optimized
Img etting that @Simplyjack error
Where everytime bullets start flying, I turn into a slide show
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 05:03 PM
hrm
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:03 PM
was there a dev named anton
for rest
rust
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 05:03 PM
Yes?
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:03 PM
he does hotdogs horseshoes and hand grenades
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 05:04 PM
Something like that
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:04 PM
now
its a VR game
Its my favorite one by far
I love guns and have never really...bought any
but they are mostly accurately modeled guns and you have to do everything youd have to do on a real gun
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 05:04 PM
you are american right
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:04 PM
yea
i live in texas even
dont own a gun
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 05:05 PM
🤦
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:05 PM
lmao
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 05:05 PM
you are a scofflaw
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:05 PM
but the game is p cool
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 05:05 PM
I just moved to texas from california and i can't wait to get my hands on an evil black rifle
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:05 PM
it was cool figuring out how to pull the slide back on certain guns, things like that
because I'm only familiar with very basic rifles and pistols
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 05:06 PM
California: the only place with more restrictive gun laws than Canada
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 05:06 PM
also NY
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 05:06 PM
i'm not really very informed on state gun laws
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:06 PM
I mostly just dont have a place to put them
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 05:06 PM
;/
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:06 PM
I live in small ass apartments
there isnt really a need for them
and i mostly live in apartments that are like interior access only for the apartments, etc
basically bougey white people apartments
but yea, I liked H3VR better than I ever liked Rust ,so good on anton
hopefully tho, I spend a lot of time on conan
Tempus Thales 29-Jan-17 05:21 PM
@Hazlen so what part of Texas are you in...
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:34 PM
i cant wait for dreadfort 1.0 to get flattened by an avatar
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:36 PM
I had to convert a closet at my current apartment for my guns
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:39 PM
the only assault style rilfe I've ever fired was like, an AK variant?
otherwise Ive only fired pistols and hunting rifles
Schnugaf 29-Jan-17 05:41 PM
I had the Hk416 when I was conscripted, it's pretty "meh" in terms of experience. But then again, that weapons has like no recoil.
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:41 PM
AKs are prob my favorite
I own like 8 variants, super reliable
and post -76 7.62x39 can pierce armor because they have a tool steel core
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:42 PM
It was really fun to shoot
it was obviously semi auto
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:42 PM
-yt jackie brown ak-47
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:42 PM
but yeah Kim if you ever get a VR headset
pick up hot dogs horsehoes and hand grenades
guarantee you'll like it a lot
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:42 PM
Rejd 29-Jan-17 05:43 PM
@Kimsemus I was just joking about converting a walk-in closet into a walk-in gun safe a bit ago with Hazlen
And you actually did that
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:44 PM
It's the American Dream(TM)
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:44 PM
it lets me live out my fantasies of being a gun nut for cheap
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:45 PM
The good thing about being Atlanta based is I also am only like
a 1.5 hour drive from CMP
at Fort McPherson
where you get a lot of the military surplus shit
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:46 PM
lol
this is the nearst gun shop to me
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:47 PM
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:47 PM
they have a lot of tacticool guns
Rejd 29-Jan-17 05:47 PM
🤦🏻
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:47 PM
god damn that is a good price
Izhmash AK for 1400
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:48 PM
rejd
that made me choke on my water
lmao
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:48 PM
oh nm
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:48 PM
They....sell that as perfect for hog hunting
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:48 PM
those cheeky cunts
It's a Saiga
=they converted it
that gun is worth like 600 bucks
those sneaky fucks
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:48 PM
lmao
goes hog unting with a saiga
yea, the rebel flag paint gives me the edge when killin feral hogs
i tell ya what
Rejd 29-Jan-17 05:49 PM
I prefer going paper target and steel plate hunting~
while chowing down on hot dogs
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:50 PM
I know why they did it tho, feral hogs are a big problem in texas
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 05:50 PM
only thing I hunt is dem dar isis members hidin in plain sight i tell you what
this is trump's merica now
Rejd 29-Jan-17 05:52 PM
Here's my edc
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:52 PM
lol
Rejd 29-Jan-17 05:53 PM
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:54 PM
thats extremely my shit
Simplyjack 29-Jan-17 05:57 PM
mmm all this conan chat 🙄
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 05:57 PM
conan would use the MLP gun
Simplyjack 29-Jan-17 05:57 PM
guns are coo land good tho
Schnugaf 29-Jan-17 05:58 PM
Conan would probably wield ak's in the modern world. It's totally on topic.
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 06:16 PM
@Kimsemus will you adopt me
your closet is extremely my shit
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 06:17 PM
Jesus
Converge on Kim's house in event of apocalypse
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 06:19 PM
confirmed
We will weather the storm
The way I see it is I don't have a lot of food/water
but I have guns
therefore everyone else's supplies are technically my supplies
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 06:25 PM
if we died its probably going to be in nuclear fire
and I live in the "immediately vaporized" zone
so thats a good thing
Simplyjack 29-Jan-17 06:26 PM
im in the likely 3rd degree burn zone
or not immediately nuked but close enough for a lot of fallout and desperate survivors
Rejd 29-Jan-17 06:37 PM
hth
I'd prefer the movie thing to be a bit earlier
Like in 30 minutes~
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 06:39 PM
im legit bummed im not gonna be able to pull an allnighter with you guys
EbonyBBW 29-Jan-17 06:44 PM
how badsi s this game gonna be on a scale of 1-conan mmo
im lookin for a real bad game to play
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 06:44 PM
3
It's going to be good of just because we can get hellgoons on to kill mans
Yall can start the movie whenever
Ritsu 29-Jan-17 06:45 PM
it will hopefully continue in the legacy of EA survival game quality
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 06:45 PM
I may not be around until 10
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 06:48 PM
Sooo I thought I had to work tomorrow but looks like I wont. I'll be around for movie night
Can we get a link for where we'll be simulwatching this?
Rejd 29-Jan-17 07:02 PM
@here
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 07:14 PM
@here starting now!! click that fukken link!!!
Rejd 29-Jan-17 07:18 PM
(Three dots in the bottom toolbar, enter fullscreen + hide bubbles)
I'm absolutely ready for this
attack dogs in conan exiles?
@everyone slutty beefy dudes wrestling(edited)
Simplyjack 29-Jan-17 07:35 PM
getting in in a minute
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 07:36 PM
Beefy you say?
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 07:37 PM
Beefy
Lancek 29-Jan-17 07:37 PM
Beefy
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 07:50 PM
>tfw bae is a witch
Space Ghost 29-Jan-17 08:00 PM
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
Lancek 29-Jan-17 08:03 PM
Having a lit time watching this
.. lit
TrapBot 29-Jan-17 08:03 PM
:speakinghead: http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/styles/fullwidth_embed/public/2016/01/23/SoLit.jpg?itok=SRr0mHhi
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 08:06 PM
conan is such a pimp
doesn't even have to say a word to get laid.
a very beefy crucifixion(edited)
jesus aint got shit on conans abs
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 08:49 PM
@here did you guys hear about this game conan?
@everyone conan is a game guys
Simplyjack 29-Jan-17 08:50 PM
sounds gay
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 08:50 PM
@everyone
@here
>thats my take on this channel
no stop at here and at everyone
and you cant mute those
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 08:50 PM
.i bye whore
Rejd 29-Jan-17 08:51 PM
@everyone look at this guy who can't mute @everyone
Lancek 29-Jan-17 08:51 PM
Sounds like you should :getout:
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 09:02 PM
what up with the stream
hindered 29-Jan-17 09:02 PM
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:02 PM
having a problem rn
trying to fix it
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 09:03 PM
ok! np
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:04 PM
stream dead
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:09 PM
I hope this isn't representative of our exile experience
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:09 PM
rabbit is dead
doesn't even respond to controls anymore
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 09:10 PM
rip 😦
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 09:12 PM
Lancek 29-Jan-17 09:12 PM
We got 3/4 through it
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 09:12 PM
I had fun
thanks for doing that
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:12 PM
if you need to catch the ending
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:12 PM
I need to see how this ends
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 09:13 PM
well i'm so pumped up now I could play a trumpet with my dick
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:18 PM
Seems to work again?
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:19 PM
yeah its up now
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:21 PM
@Eonwe
Man.. mounted combat in exiles
Ritsu 29-Jan-17 09:25 PM
heh you can mount me during combat
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:25 PM
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 09:27 PM
oh
brt
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 09:32 PM
Same
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:40 PM
that movie was so lit
Eonwe 29-Jan-17 09:41 PM
thank you for that
that was fun
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:42 PM
I'm so down to stab bad duders in exiles now
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:46 PM
Because @c0rndog gets mad when I everyone, I'll just use @c0rndog now
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:47 PM
get em
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 09:50 PM
I dont get mad at the at everyone
just the sheer volume of it from this channel
like theres one every 5 minutes
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 09:51 PM
@c0rndog Needs to chill
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 09:51 PM
fuck @c0rndog
lets ban @c0rndog
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 09:51 PM
No reaosn to get upset about @everyone s @c0rndog
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:51 PM
@c0rndog why u ipset
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
@everyone and @here lets kick taht @c0rndog guys ass
Ritsu 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
@c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog @c0rndog
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
@c0rndog don't be mad, be glad!
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
@c0rndog
Ritsu 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
im gay
dilbertasfuck 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
mods knew
Rejd 29-Jan-17 09:52 PM
@c0rndog calm down bruh
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 09:53 PM
@c0rndog hold me back bro
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 09:53 PM
@c0rndog Nah fam you got dis(edited)
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 09:55 PM
http://store.steampowered.com/app/419350/ I didnt know the graphics were this good, but it looks like its got quite a few scripted elements and a ton of cut scenes
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:04 PM
hey
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:04 PM
Im gay
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:05 PM
have you guys settled on a god?
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:05 PM
Yeah, but I dont think theyre going to put a model of Donald Trump in the game
Ritsu 29-Jan-17 10:05 PM
yeah its the waifu god
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 10:05 PM
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:05 PM
I want to worship the squid god
Becauses hes clavo af
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:06 PM
:yossame:
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:06 PM
And the obvious tentacle porn jokes
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 10:06 PM
but what about the "don't step on snek"
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:06 PM
i imagine having everyone grind sacrifices is going to be the meta
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:07 PM
me irl
c0rndog 29-Jan-17 10:07 PM
do they have something that works like sleeping bags in rust?
if so
have like 5 people place 30
respawn and sacrifice
continue
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:09 PM
Yeah but that would get patched out within a week
Maybe
Juries still out on the competency of these devs
Garry would just make it a feature
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:11 PM
funcom has an questionable track record
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 10:11 PM
FUNCOMPETENCE
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:11 PM
but they don't abandon their games if nothing else
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:12 PM
I just want to Make Hyboria Great Again
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 10:12 PM
I just want to fill a river with the blood and lamentations of my enemies
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 10:12 PM
Yeah thats what I said
Percelus 29-Jan-17 10:12 PM
all their games are incredibly flawed but still manage to be somewhat entertaining
they are a solidly mediocre company compared to most mmo companies
Kimsemus 29-Jan-17 10:15 PM
could be worse
it could be SOE
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 10:16 PM
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:06 PM
i think in the worst case we can get our own server and tweak it how we like it (in the nips)
just constant admin gods on pubbies
aww would be cool if that embedded
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 11:29 PM
so is this more of a rust like experience vs an mmo rpg?
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:30 PM
more rusty probs
70 pop server, build where you like
kill the heathen
Prude 29-Jan-17 11:30 PM
it'll be like rust but thankfully lots of faggots think it'll be an MMO
easy targets
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 11:31 PM
Yeah for some reason people seem convinced this will be an MMO
like uhhhhh
it's clearly not
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:31 PM
whats a word slightly less than massively
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Prudes weight
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 11:32 PM
get em
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:32 PM
rekt
Taylor SWifTT 29-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Prude 29-Jan-17 11:33 PM
im pretty sure i've lost a couple pounds recently okay
i'll have you know
Longsaddle 29-Jan-17 11:37 PM
yeah it looks exactly like rust
just better
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:43 PM
and Conanier
Hazlen 29-Jan-17 11:43 PM
just with less guns
hindered 29-Jan-17 11:44 PM
bows, spears, siege weaps
also fewer
Simplyjack 29-Jan-17 11:45 PM
we're gonna build a wall
Rejd 30-Jan-17 12:01 AM
say what
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:01 AM
shhh he doesn't use betterdiscord
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:03 AM
we all need amazing arnold conan faces for avs
ill take drunk conan passe dout in a bowl of porridge
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:05 AM
I'll take that over the shoulder angry look
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:05 AM
.i arnold conan passed out drunk
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:05 AM
the fuck
.i conan the barbarian drunk
Rejd 30-Jan-17 12:05 AM
@Simplyjack
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:05 AM
ree
Rejd 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
This the kinda av
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
🔥
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
@Rejd it didnt inbed for me vOv
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
i'll inbed for you 😚
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
yah betterdiscord
inbed
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:06 AM
oooh~
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
that shitty pic is the douchebag that did the conan remake
that was terrible
terrible
was like 2012
the arnold ones are 100x times better
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
yeah
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
even if the barbarian is the only good conan one
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
why do they remake shit that doesnt need to be remade
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:07 AM
arnold one i mean
$$$
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:08 AM
but it always sucks why dont they leaaarrrnnnnnn
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:08 AM
$$$
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:10 AM
conan avs are the new hotness~
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:11 AM
.i 15 conan the barbarian art
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:11 AM
fuck. yes.
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:12 AM
oh nice the thralls stuff is p.awesome
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 12:14 AM
Everyone needs to get on the Conan av bandwago
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:14 AM
will this do?
the building process looks so much better than rust
Rejd 30-Jan-17 12:17 AM
ya
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:18 AM
.i 10 Frank Frazetta Conan The Barbarian
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:19 AM
man there is some badass conan art out there
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:19 AM
hes the original low fantasy
unless you count mythology
Rejd 30-Jan-17 12:24 AM
.i conan barbarian maga
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:24 AM
lmao
.i 10 conan badass
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:25 AM
gay
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:25 AM
want me to clean that up for you
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:25 AM
do what thou wilt
the one with wilt and andre holding up arnold fucking owns though
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:26 AM
Pinned a message.
agreed
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:26 AM
thats from Destoryer
though i guess i forgot andre was in it
11. ANDRE THE GIANT MAKES A VERY SUBTLE CAMEO.

Who was the actor underneath the rubber suit created for the monstrous deity Dagoth? None other than André René Roussimoff, better known as the wrestler André the Giant.
crazy
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:27 AM
me irl
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:28 AM
my face is in the slurry
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:28 AM
i am the slurry
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:28 AM
slur
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:28 AM
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:29 AM
http://pbfcomics.com/archiveb/PBF275-TheOffenders.png
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:30 AM
lmao
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:31 AM
I didn't know PBF was still going
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:32 AM
i know they def stopped for a long time
not suprised if they are back by popular demand
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:33 AM
he updates like 2-3 times a year or so
http://pbfcomics.com/archiveb/PBF270-TheJubilee.png
my fav hands down
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:34 AM
lol yah thats a good one
this was always my fav
http://pbfcomics.com/archiveb/PBF224-CommanderCrisp.jpg
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:36 AM
2nd fav http://pbfcomics.com/archiveb/PBF217-MagicEyes.gif
also gonna take the rest of em to entertainment
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:38 AM
take to #entertainment
fuckin punk ass bitch
fight me
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 12:39 AM
wait for conana
ill put a spear in your face
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:39 AM
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:41 AM
ill yog your mam
Prude 30-Jan-17 01:17 AM
under 24h
FFFUUCCKKKK
hindered 30-Jan-17 01:19 AM
i could edge for that long
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 01:24 AM
cums
c0rndog 30-Jan-17 01:44 AM
Is there a price yet?
Or is it still just le will unlock
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:45 AM
30
c0rndog 30-Jan-17 01:48 AM
Whew
That's like
10 dollars more than I was expecting
But I guess it is a Microsoft title
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 02:36 AM
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 03:00 AM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:20 AM
Just realized a flaw in my all night plan
It's going to take me several hours just to download the game
Since there's no preload
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:20 AM
can we dl now?!?
Available: January 30
This game will unlock in approximately 19 hours
damn
yeah im not doing all night cause of that
i say we have people scope out servers tyesday
and then tuesday night we beach head the most carebear shitville
and beat it like a cop
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:22 AM
Yeah it's going to take atleast 7 hours for me to download it
Since it's what, 30 gigs?
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:23 AM
yeah I figure the night after will be the better to all-night
we can all be set up and have a plan by then
see how the goon server pans out and shit too if that's still happening
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:23 AM
Yeah
That's a good idwa
Have people trickle in Tuesday morning and stumble through the game
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
no listen
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
Finalize plans that night then poop sock into Wednesday morning
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
no one should waste time on the goon server
we NEED to get early domination on a official
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
that may be true
that'll be up to ~leadership~
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
we can go play goon server if we get hell raided off (we wont)
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
i'll go where the mans go
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:24 AM
Aren't official going to be the no wipes?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
goon server will always be there
30 day wipes
for now*
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
I thought they caved to Reddit pressure
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
o....
maybe
if its no wipes
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
And the base mode was no wipe
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
thats even more important
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
It is
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
like early pressure is everything
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:25 AM
i mean yeah we could just choose our own endgame
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
we can do private servers once we have a 1/3 continent base and no one logs into our official server hellscape
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
official until we dominate
then go elsewhere
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
yeah exactly
my plan is to foreign legion
home server
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
Let's see
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
pressure into other servers
after we get bored
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
What our turn out looks like
That's the key
If it's low, goon server
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
yeah what has kept people around in the past in these things is constant content
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
but it'd be good to have early-enterers working on our chosen server
ASAP
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:26 AM
if a server goes stale you get a new fight
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
and not dicking off until we decide in the evening presumably
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
well we should find a server
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
We will just have to see who shows up
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
we dont want to play on a server with other big clans
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
No
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
we will need STRONG leadership to cement outselves!!!!!!!
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
in ark big clans were like 1 per server
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
i don't care what calls are made, as long as they're made
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
That's why those with fast internet should scout servers
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
we're saying it now
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:27 AM
Tuesday morning
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:28 AM
should maybe an official plan be written and pinned or something?
so if everyone else is asleep/MIA the early birds still have an idea of what they can do to help the group
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:28 AM
There are 3 types of servers. PvP (Player Vs Player with no server wipes) PvP Hardcore (Server resets every 30 days) PVE Servers.
so yeah no wipe servers confirmed
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:29 AM
So 2nd option
Most big clans are going to go to the first option
But we are conditioned to 7 day wipes
We can do 30 no prob
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:29 AM
i say we do both
heres the thing official server winning scales exponentially with time
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:30 AM
Both?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:30 AM
we need to make a no wipe server our home first
maybe sit out a wipe cycle
some time will pass enemies will stop playing our server
it will just be known on reddit as bmws server
then we can push out to wipe cycle servers
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:30 AM
Ok
I see the line of logic now
We also need to see what moderation is like on official
If it's like rust this plan is DOA
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:31 AM
yes
im gonna assume its good
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:31 AM
Same
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:31 AM
but .... we will see
so early adopters can scout servers we need to play with non foreigners who can china rush shit and we need to make sure we arent playing with other big ass clans
find a server where people in global play nice together
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:32 AM
this game has long enough cycles by default that maybe depending on turnout, while maybe not a good idea for the first cycle, we might be able to like multi-dimensional chess this bullshit and do multiple servers concurrently over the course of any given month to keep things fresh
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:32 AM
chat it up
etc.
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:32 AM
assuming we have the numbers and leadership to support that down the road
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:32 AM
Rej and Kim will be first in
What better ambassadors
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:32 AM
ill be p quick
maybe 30minutes
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:33 AM
Oh look at me
Mr good internet
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:33 AM
😦
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:33 AM
ill get some playtime in at release but only a few hours probs before i need to sleep and go to school or whatever
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:33 AM
I'll just go to bed as usual and wake up
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:33 AM
same prude
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:33 AM
but that next afternoon i have zero obligations once i get home at like 3
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:34 AM
>tfw my group has enough competent leaders I can go to bed and let them handle big projects
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:34 AM
that second night i can stay up a bit later even if i can't swing an all-nighter
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:34 AM
😍
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 03:34 AM
im pulling an all nighter tonight
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:34 AM
y
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 03:35 AM
cause i was up late running some shit in wow so i said fuck ti not worth sleeping for like 3 hours
Prude 30-Jan-17 03:35 AM
RIP
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:07 AM
hows your guild feel about you quitting for conan?
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 04:34 AM
Tangerine 30-Jan-17 04:55 AM
Game releases at what, 5am British time? I'll be late. I work a 9 to 5.
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:57 AM
we all will be and or do
the plan is to scout servers tuesday find a really good one
where people are friendly and PVE oriented
get in that server set up shop and fuck them to death
Tangerine 30-Jan-17 05:02 AM
Fair.
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:05 AM
if they have a cool casual fun community we can blend in and build up too if we can resist killing pubbies that long but thats a big ask
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 05:38 AM
Future
Are you really going in on this mlp bit
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 06:50 AM
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 07:04 AM
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:21 AM
Before we dive into the game
we should settle for a God to follow in the character creator
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:22 AM
Yog is our current frontrunner
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:22 AM
Yeah, Yog's the one I've been running in the beta too
Purified human meat gives you health regeneration
Right now, race is just a matter of aesthetics
but we should deffo set a rule for dick size
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:24 AM
mine will be maxed out for sure
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:24 AM
Max dick
has dicks been shown on the stream yet?
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:24 AM
no
they even turned nudity off as a server setting for them
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:25 AM
doh
The longest dicks almost reach the knee
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:25 AM
lol
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:26 AM
Speaking of which, they just released a 400 mb patch
I won't be playing on release due to a massive workload this week, but I want to take a look on what's most effective xp wise now
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:26 AM
where should we build up at the start?
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:27 AM
I'll make a small guide today
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:27 AM
cool
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:28 AM
I spoke with (and killed) their lead dev last night
and he told me they've changed xp values to give kills more significance and gathering less
so right now, the best way to level up quickly is to grab a sword and hunt hyenas
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:29 AM
thats good
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:29 AM
The red is probably the best starter position imo
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:29 AM
hmm
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:29 AM
as you can just walk in the direction of the desert
the blue area is where coal and iron starts spawning, which is mandatory for tier2 equipment
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:30 AM
yes, we must seize the means of production
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 07:30 AM
micropeen for me.
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:31 AM
what are some the tier 3 requirements?
of the
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:31 AM
honestly, I never got that far
gonna screenshot some dicks now
The screenshots I'm about to post shouldn't leave this discord until tomorrow
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:36 AM
thats a girthy micropeen
full on chode, really
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:37 AM
first one is clipping into the balls i think
hate when my dick does that irl
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:37 AM
same
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:38 AM
whats at the red position, grandpa?
looks less secure than the hills/mesas around it
or is that a spawnpoint?
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:38 AM
It's the access point to the blue area
and a good place to set up base
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:38 AM
so via the red area you can control access to the blue area?
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:39 AM
im sure someone could build up and over some cliffs or something
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:39 AM
Yeah. There's a huge slope just north of the red point
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:39 AM
I know the map is more complex than Rust's ever was, with tunnels and stuff(edited)
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:40 AM
the reason I put it so far south, is because there's no hyenas there
but we can move further north np
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:40 AM
so I'm trying to conceptualize what points might have the biggest advantages w/r/t the verticality of the map too
are hyenas problematic?
or do you want them, due to the XP?
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:40 AM
for XP
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:41 AM
Both
they really suck if they gang up on you
but when I played yesterday, they were the fastest way to xp up
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:43 AM
im hoping our dudes are numerous enough to be able to keep the numbers down wherever we settle
so in that regard, being in the middle of them for faster leveling may be better
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 07:44 AM
How big is the map?
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:46 AM
East to west down south, if you look at the stream map
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:46 AM
@Taylor SWifTT @Rejd @Kimsemus Just getting a marker here so y'all know where the good info is
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:47 AM
This blue route takes about 15 minutes, assuming you are sprinting
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:47 AM
thats bigger than I expected
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:47 AM
(you won't be sprinting, because no stamina means no fighting)
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:47 AM
the map itself from that viewpoint seems like it'd be fairly small
but 15 minutes is no joke
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:48 AM
I'm generally positively impressed by this game
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:48 AM
i guess I looked at the formation in the center of the map and assumed it was about as small as the setpieces in say Rust
but at that scale
it must be much larger
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:48 AM
That city is gigantic
and filled with skellymans
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:50 AM
another thing is the location indicator on the map
seems scaled to be fairly large
relative to in-game distances
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:51 AM
I'm facing that island in the first pick
so the map marker is a bit too huge
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:52 AM
yeah
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 07:52 AM
wow ok
so not small
Rust size basically.
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:52 AM
that's what I imagined after you told me the scale w/r/t the blue line
seems like it may even be slightly larger than the Rust maps we tended to play on
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 07:53 AM
perfect
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:53 AM
plus this game seems like it does a better job of making moving around for reasons other than just raiding valuable
so I take it we'll be more aware of the vastness of it
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:54 AM
Yeah. Think of it more like an MMO with zones
you don't get high tier resources far south etc
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 07:54 AM
my big hope is that we can play more than one week without having to wipe the server because of lag issues.
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 07:55 AM
'same
because I won't be able to play till friday :/
Right now, it seems the best way to level up is to tech
strength
and go mercenary at lvl 3 for stone sword
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 08:07 AM
Going that route instead of jumping straight to base building at lvl 3 made the lvl 3-4 progression take 10 minutes instead of an hour
me iRL
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 09:06 AM
@Tempus Thales do we know how to set up the server yet for tonight
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 09:20 AM
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 09:32 AM
Available: January 31
This game will unlock in approximately 13 hours
so 11pm EST it looks like
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 10:32 AM
hindered 30-Jan-17 10:38 AM
people streaming the game now
i hate the people streaming that twitch, for the record
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 10:40 AM
let the record reflect the defendant's disposition
hindered 30-Jan-17 10:44 AM
tis dude is gonna get wrecked by a croc
ran away like a puss
you can hack up your own body for human flesh confirmed
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 10:53 AM
is that a girl
hindered 30-Jan-17 10:53 AM
lets hope
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 10:55 AM
@Kimsemus FRIEND!
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 10:59 AM
24 year old woman apparently
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 11:00 AM
She could easily pose as a squeeker
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:12 AM
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 11:15 AM
I'm just listening to this woman try and join a conan server
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:19 AM
in game voice seems a little wonky, but it looks to scale with distance
Quornes 30-Jan-17 11:20 AM
prepare to blast music
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:23 AM
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:27 AM
i think we picked a winner, lads
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:27 AM
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:30 AM
crafting reqs seem a bit high, but should be fine for a group
50 sticks for a fire, etc.
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:35 AM
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:35 AM
animals react to torches
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 11:36 AM
wooooow
you mean it has AI?????????????????????????????????????:???
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:37 AM
its mostly just pathing and agro
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 11:38 AM
Rust has no pathing
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:41 AM
Rust doesn't even have competent developers.
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 11:42 AM
dang im excited
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:42 AM
resources seem to respawn pretty fast
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 11:42 AM
ill only get to play about an 1hour and a half tho
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:43 AM
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 11:44 AM
@Stormgale whatup
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 12:00 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 12:05 PM
why do shitty streamers get a key
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 12:09 PM
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:14 PM
wow are you tellingme yo udont want to watch some memelord play conan as his flavor of the month
and not know anything about the game
geez
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:16 PM
im just trying to pick up some of the mechanics
he said at the repair garage
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:16 PM
lol.
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:17 PM
trust the midas touch
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:17 PM
so far im watching some guy named dimitrisphotography
he is way less shit than the bigger streamers
Like LIRIK is straight up AIDS
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 12:17 PM
Recruit streamers into BMW when?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 12:19 PM
Yes succ
Guys we need to Scout servers on release and find ones that have a good chill non pvp culture
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 12:20 PM
hindered 30-Jan-17 12:20 PM
Pit of Yog spotted
dropped loot seems to last a while
Bchad 30-Jan-17 12:23 PM
What ever we do tonight make sure to have fun
I know it's tempting to not have fun and be a total sperg but it's release day
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 12:24 PM
fun...
that's a name i haven't heard in quite some time
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 12:25 PM
I stream, where's muh key?!
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:26 PM
It actually doesn't look laggy
the combat
I wonder if they were having issues on the dev stream because they were using a shitty PC
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 12:26 PM
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:26 PM
aww it's releasing at like 8pm..
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:26 PM
and they were streaming it and playing from it
Bchad 30-Jan-17 12:26 PM
That's possible
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Bchad 30-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Please keep known game ruiners out of this thread
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 12:28 PM
Savage af
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 12:33 PM
Can't wait to loot my first Legendary weapon and then sell it on marketplace for 50 times the value of a blue t-shirt. Thanks Garry!
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:37 PM
seems like the human npc's take a lot of hits
unless the maul really sucks
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 12:38 PM
@Eonwe I heard there was a new bad game
And you know how I feel about bad games
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 12:39 PM
A WILD @Stormgale APPEARS TO JOIN US IN ANOTHER BAD GAME
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 12:39 PM
@Kimsemus YOU FUCK
I WAS ALL HI IN THE ALBION THREAD AND YOU STONEWALLED ME
IT BROKE MY HEART
Hows it going man
How bad is this game
and can I give it money
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 12:40 PM
Well
It launches 11pm EST Freedom Time
but for some reason I can't buy it yet before then
very strange
but supposedly it's supposed to be a fun game
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:40 PM
yeah it would be nice if we could get a preload
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:40 PM
preloads dont happen for early access
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 12:40 PM
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:40 PM
ah
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:40 PM
early access = preorder essentially
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 12:41 PM
We've explained this many many times
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:41 PM
and you cant preload a preorder
if it were a straight up release it'd work tho
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Also I see you guys are practicing
for when your country becomes a roving lawless wasteland
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:41 PM
lmao
hey, we just followed our big brother
your homeland
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 12:42 PM
Oh no we are going full authoritian hellhole
So like
V for vendetta
You are certainly becoming mad max
You even have your own lord Uuuugemungous
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:44 PM
im gonna make my guy's dick as big as possible
its gonna own
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 12:45 PM
Call him Shaft
Or Albert
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 12:45 PM
>2017
>Not making your in game waifu
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 12:45 PM
^
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 12:46 PM
Pinned a message.
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:47 PM
i dont know how many characters a name can be
thats going to be important in deciding what i name the character
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 12:48 PM
Tonald Drump
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 12:48 PM
I'm going to be Kimsemus
may all rally to my banner, for there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth and shitposting
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:49 PM
ill be "War is Hell - Goku"
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 12:50 PM
That's perfect
I'm changing my name
I'm going to be
Come Honor Back
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:50 PM
lol
thats really good
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 12:51 PM
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 12:52 PM
yay for the west coast
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 12:54 PM
apparently
if its really windy
your balls are affected by the wind
i love ball...physics
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 12:55 PM
This game achieved more on day one than Garry could do in 3 years!
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:00 PM
ok but how are we gonna auth non goons from that post
or is the auth process changed
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:01 PM
According to @Taylor SWifTT , Fuck Goons. We don't care anymore.(edited)
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 01:01 PM
or
put everyone who is authed as a goon in a "quarantine" immigration role
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:01 PM
im glad of not caring about goons
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 01:02 PM
"border control" and make peaches the only one who move people in and out of the role
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:02 PM
if anything non-goons should have a higher status than goons
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:04 PM
I suppose we'll have to make hyboria great again
Jacada 30-Jan-17 01:11 PM
is this game developed by the same people that did ark
cause the graphics style looks pretty similar
and ark is a horrible buggy mess of nightmares
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 01:13 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:13 PM
im going to waste however much money on this bad game
Quornes 30-Jan-17 01:15 PM
this conan combat looks pretty basic though
just go up to the guy and start hitting him
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 01:16 PM
What twitch is good for this game
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:16 PM
what more could you want quornes
is dong sliders not enough
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:22 PM
Blazing yessssss
Welcome to another bad game
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:23 PM
On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 Being full autistic ARMA and 10 being Rust. Where do we think Conan will land?
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:24 PM
hi friend and yes i will play
the bad game
teknoir probably not arma like at all
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:24 PM
This bad game has my axe
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:24 PM
My GabeN Bux are ready.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:25 PM
the devs wrote it was going to be something close to skyrim + ark
so i imagine simple is part of that equation
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:25 PM
All I want is all gold armor and a flaming sword and I will die happy.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:25 PM
ill settle for gold codpiece
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
^
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
with a spike
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
with or without
either is good
im a simple man
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
I don't want anything holding back my cock
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
its not for holding it back
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
oh, it won't
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:26 PM
its more for highlighting it
kind of how eyeshadow highlights the contours of your eyes
but its on your dong instead
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:27 PM
Ahh ok yeah I'll need something to posture it
Where's ruggan can someone reach into sa and find him
As a ark / Albion player we would love this game
He
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Maybe they will open up the comminity workshop and we can make the strap on from Se7en.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
he popped into the old ao discord the other day
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
im going to have the biggest dong
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
maybe pm him there
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
bigger than blazings
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
youre right friend
because i will be the tallest man
with the most feminine of penii
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:28 PM
I'm going full on stump chode.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:29 PM
i pray to whoever that theres a seperate ball size slider
or i can later purchase it as a dlc
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:29 PM
fuck yes
Chode dick grapefruit sack.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:29 PM
the virility isnt in the rod you see
its all about the berries
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:30 PM
squirt gun vs fire hose.
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:30 PM
I look forward to buying several cosmetic dlcs for this game
We all know Ill do it
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:30 PM
i saw a demonstration of the boob slider
the tiniest setting is hilariously bad
but thats why im here so 👌
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:31 PM
Btw whatever server we play on has to have forced no-nudity
So no one can sexualize my in game waifu
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:32 PM
im going to do it in my mind
im doing it right now
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:32 PM
no dont
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:32 PM
its done
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:32 PM
oh snap, he did it
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:32 PM
Also, we need to start work on remodeling all headgear to MAGA hats
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:33 PM
give me a hat thats just super saiyan hair
thanks
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:33 PM
same but its my bush
just a giant electric yellow bush
do you think funcom will allow free reign modding
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:34 PM
we should categorize BMW leadership by character traits. Hairy bears for kmmandanten, silky twinks for everyone else.
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:35 PM
idk blazing but I look forward to seeing what Bimmer modders can do
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:35 PM
god emperor trump the avatar
he will fight for our common people cause
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:36 PM
I legit think it would be funny to make the giant statue
have trump's face
but tiny human size hands
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:37 PM
Can't to get home in an hour and uninstall rust.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:37 PM
i didnt play rust a whole lot
and i dont own ark so
i feel like im properly ready to waste time and money
on this game
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:37 PM
this is the game that looks like its going to unite ARK goons, Rust goons, and shitty MMO goons
lol
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:38 PM
im not convinced yet
but i will have fun at least
i was sold on dick sliders
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:38 PM
I just mean as far as getting people to try it
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:38 PM
shitty mmo goon reporting in
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:38 PM
sup auzu
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:38 PM
what up
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:39 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:39 PM
nice
i should sub to discord
for all the dumb tos emotes i have as well
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:39 PM
Its worth
Discord is vgood and deserves our shekels
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:39 PM
i didnt, i have 5 i can use globally
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:39 PM
the popolion emotes are cute as heck
how so auzu
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:40 PM
added them with the BTTV stuff or w/e
before they shut everyone out
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:40 PM
🤔
is silento still playing tos
i should message him and see if he will play this
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:41 PM
he goes betwween playing tos and maple ands ome other stuff
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:41 PM
Well I loved TOS
except the class I pick
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
more weebs itt
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
It ran through money really fuckin fast
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
ban
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
you wouldnt ban me succ
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
tos is good except for the part where
its bad
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
yea
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
i liked it just because it was the only mmo that could be fully played with a dualshock 4
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:42 PM
is there parts that are not bad
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
the part i just typed about
is great
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
i see
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
@Eonwe You have one flaw
Shitty MMO goons cannot be united
By definition they must splinter
It is in the blood
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
hi kim how are you
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
I see by Eonwe's avatar that he paid for Discord Premium Membership Subscription Club
hello blazing
welcome to Conanmans
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
We are the splinter
don't you see kims name in RED
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
where we will kill other barbarianmans
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
we cut out the middle man and started out as a splinter
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:43 PM
are you going to lead a terrible group of bad people into servers and kill people
cause im on board
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:44 PM
^
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:44 PM
Welcome to BMW, which is latin for "from several automative dealership named clans, comes one. also gays"
of course
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:44 PM
fantastic
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:44 PM
I expect a lot of drama
as is tradition
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:44 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:44 PM
started out as a splinter guild 🤔
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
hello
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
right we skipped that stage
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
hi
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
Look all yall need to know about BMW
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
hey friend
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
i am the head of the sub group of BMW
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
Is Fuck Goons
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
i am the BEEFY BOYS
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
Ban
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
Ban succ
please
ban him til we get settled in on conan and bring him back after
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
no bans without kangaroo court, where all parties present evidence and whoever is most humorous wins
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
we need some stability in here
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:45 PM
such is the law of this land
of hyboria
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
im going to sub to discord later and post shitty weeb emotes
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
We've only banned 3 people
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
i apologize in advance
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
Im proud of that
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
i have so many weeb emotes available
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
I want to subscribe so I can post the :wooper: emote everywhere
which as you can see is not yuet an emote
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
but im not buying shit
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:46 PM
Better be buying some shit tonight
Fucking weeb
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
do you think discord will ever lift that shitty 20x20 px limit
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
i will buy conan next week when i can afford it
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
welcome to the fold friendo
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
Hopefully
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
@here who else is on board with the CONAN ALL NIGHT poopsock vanguard
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
on emotes cause holy shit its bad
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
nope
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
Can we ATLEAST ban succ till he affords conan
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
working man
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
Real thing is
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
you have my stone axe
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
I want emote gifs
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
i will play until i fall asleep
so for 30 minutes
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
@Taylor SWifTT yeah i hear that
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
:bandwagon: would be good
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
Grandad had some good locations picked out for a DREADFORT
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
Release is 6am for me. So I'm in 😄
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
im down for ground floor as well
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:47 PM
we need to spread out early on and find a good server
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
We have our own server
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
NO
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
YES
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
NO
nNO
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
YES
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
neat
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
We need to take an official server
since they don't wipe
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
hmmm
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
and claim it as bmws prize
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
interesting
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:48 PM
avatar trump all day erryday
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 01:49 PM
Own server, as in its password protected or public? Because I want to kill enemy tribes
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 01:49 PM
public right
its jsut ours
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 01:49 PM
>password protected
>not able to kill pubbies
why play
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:49 PM
Our server will be open to pubbies
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
I agree we should set up a server
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
yeah private private servers is antethetical to what we do
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
But I also agree we need to colonize an official
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
I agree with both sides
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
Then cull the Goon server occassional
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
But the question is
what do we do at launch
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
Kind of as a War Game
Official Servers
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
Oh you mean we're like Predators, in the Predator movie
we come to earth to cull the warriors
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
The MASTER PLAN
Is colonize an Official Server
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
I'd vote official servers. Whatever has highest number of pubbies 😄
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
Astroturf some Reddit threads to cultivate hate
And attract pubbies
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
is there any sort of word on how the servers will function, do we need to pick the same god to worship etc?
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:50 PM
Kill said pubbies
Astro turf more hate against us
rinse and repeat
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:51 PM
The Rusty way.
Tried and True.
The gods will smile upon our efforts.
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:51 PM
We just need to scout out the officials first
But from the look of things
man power will be at a surplus
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:51 PM
I wonder if we can do an idle thing in our goon server when not playing to keep its numbers up as well
best of both worlds kind of thing
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:52 PM
so far ive already read about an exploit to create avatars from your god
and max out the shrine
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:53 PM
Yeah see they say no wipes
but I'm guessing after the first wave(s) of exploits are patched
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:53 PM
If there are game breaking bugs they will wipe
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:53 PM
you just sacrifice your bodies or your friend's bodies over and over
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:53 PM
I'm guessing we will see wipes
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:53 PM
there has to be
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:54 PM
im fairly certain wipes will happen on the official servers
but imo thats fine
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 01:54 PM
Didnt they speak about 2 different server types, ones that wipe every month and others that never wipe?
inkel 30-Jan-17 01:54 PM
can't wait for the first goon avatar we summon to bug out and destroy our own base
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:55 PM
same
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 01:55 PM
as it should be
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:55 PM
yeah there are 30 day wipe servers
yeah wipes are fine we will just always reconquer the same thing but our growing list of adoring fans will hopefully try to contest our official bmw land of the free
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:55 PM
as is tradition
I think wipes would be a standard thing for a bit but later on the avatars will more or less make wipes not necessary
as I thought was the idea of them
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:56 PM
Well they only made wipes non-mandatory because they caved to Reddit tears
wah I hate doing work wah
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
TBH we used to rebuild the dreadfort every week, so a 30 day wipe might not be so bad
it will just make clans more mad at us
and fight us harder
inkel 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
the same people crying for no wipes will be begging for them after a month when mega-clans take over official servers and destroy anyone trying to build
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
it just seems like the buildings here are a lot less durable and so on
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
pin inkels message
that's the best part of the whole thing
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
TBH everyone likes the idea of no wipes
until they meet a clan like ours
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
hah
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:57 PM
Where our desire to ragequit people is insatiable
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:58 PM
@Bchad You can pin
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 01:58 PM
So we're gonna start on non wipe server and move to wipe server after everyone flees there?`:D
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:58 PM
I think the plan is to conquer an Official Server, while building up population on our server
when the crop is ready to harvest, we descent from the heavens and cull the herd
rinse/repeat
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:58 PM
Exactly
We need the draw of official servers to cultivate a reputation
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
Pinned a message.
inkel 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
have they said what the current server capacity is right now? I know they're targeting 100 eventually
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
Unlike Rust where we dominated servers for months but never got any notoriety
Because nobody cares about modded servers
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
70
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
I think as the map grows pop will grow too
inkel 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
ah okay, not bad. Hopefully the server doesn't crap itself when you get more than 20 people online
Bchad 30-Jan-17 01:59 PM
yeah thats the hope
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
god willing
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
Heres a good question for BMW brass
What do we do when BMW start being the majority of the population
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
we're only getting a small part of the map for now though I believe
Bchad 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
yeah having our own server will be amazing and paramount but we definitely need to diversify our tear harvest
on our own server?
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
On any server
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
are you suggesting we would ever feed upon ourselves?
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
When BMW begins becoming the majority of the population, we split
and we take over multiple officials
Bchad 30-Jan-17 02:00 PM
on public official the answer is good
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
IMO
Bchad 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
yes
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
Fuck
I just creamed
Bchad 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
we have a home server and foreign legion
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
In Ark, the huge goon group had to form a Foreign Legion group that invaded other servers. Because our home server was so dominately ours that we started turning on each other
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
hah
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
The BMW Expeditionary Force will go to another Official
when resistance is met
Bchad 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
yeah inkel we are using the ark blue print for success here
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
they call in the air strike
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
reinforcements will arrive
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
We arent going to have any infighting tho
Tay dont play that
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
excellent, strength through unity
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
Draw the pubbie clans in with small numbers, when their hubris begins to take advatange of them
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:01 PM
sounds good to me
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
BMW x20 HAS CONNECTED
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
Any idea about the character progression, is it global or do you basicly make a new character when you switch server?
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
I feel like actual drama is rare. It's everyone no longer playing 99% of the time
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
As Funcompetence increases the server pop caps, it will be less an issue
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
BMW historically has kept people engaged
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
that's cool
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:02 PM
we don't have drama
BMW formed out of warring clans
our bonds are strong
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:03 PM
And gay
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:03 PM
you'd think the opposite with a leader named after Taylor Swift. starting instagram wars with other goon groups
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:03 PM
the only way
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:04 PM
Look as long as we dont come across a group with a leader named Katy perry
Everythings going to be ok
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:04 PM
fingers crossed
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:05 PM
listen at the real heart of BMW
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:05 PM
Ban
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:05 PM
is the BEEFY BOYS
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:05 PM
Ban
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 02:05 PM
Ban
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:05 PM
if youre thicc gay and beefy
you can join
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
who do I send me nudes to?
*my
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
@Hazlen
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
@Prude
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
you post them here
;/;
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
listen
if you a nigga who would
then you can be a BEEFY BOY
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
Ban
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:06 PM
all im saying is post your asshole in #porn
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:07 PM
.. prude
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 02:07 PM
:speakinghead: https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwVi0EKgCAQAPiA1y03ZJ-IyYmVCvudor-np2GYZjH3P0wq9lVm6wAW5XEfbOi3GPJtjCXI8dWxSY-IarGtJ5UgFHMmA6BFnN4gBPP3qaFpGnIJfCMZVk21XMe8Hv5Eh2Q.v2FfLLbpky61s_voSYERpSDhN94
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:07 PM
dang
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:08 PM
.. prude
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:08 PM
Like a 1 in 15 chance that its an asshole
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:08 PM
i think hazlen removed it
.. prude
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:08 PM
ban
Stormgale 30-Jan-17 02:08 PM
@Eonwe Shall I bring glorious HONORABLE NIPPON STEEL To Arboria?
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:09 PM
you can bring Nihon steel
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:09 PM
here's my nude. hope I'm thicc enough
no body shaming please
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:10 PM
So you're a furry
Ban
Bchad 30-Jan-17 02:10 PM
You don't want to be beefy trust me
I'd post nudes to stay out of being beefy
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:10 PM
Um
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 02:10 PM
im wel lmarbled
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:10 PM
One of the BEEFY BOYS is the most attractive guy in this discors
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Nigga better be talkiing about Peaches
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Ya
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:11 PM
Solid would
Cause he gives me solid wood
ayyyyyyyyyyy
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 02:12 PM
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:12 PM
More like a solid wood
Fuck
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:12 PM
...
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 02:12 PM
Not enough parameters.
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 02:12 PM
My wifi disconnected
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 02:33 PM
Tell my wifi love her
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 02:40 PM
damn
thats solid
Quornes 30-Jan-17 02:41 PM
looks like there is a god that lets you eat human flesh
we need to worship this god so we
can feed ont he flesh of pubbies
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:42 PM
HOLY SHIT
Full circle
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:42 PM
Return of the DETROIT ZIGGURAT?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 02:42 PM
is ther ea vegan god
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:42 PM
Y'all remember my ziggurat
With FLESH TRIBUTES
THE DREAM IS ALIVE
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:43 PM
Time is a flat circle, man
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:45 PM
Anyways put my vote towards that god
If we're looking to pick one
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:46 PM
I think that decision has already been made
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:46 PM
is there a god that likes his followers to have small dongs? Because I know my slider is going to be all the way to the left
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:46 PM
what other god could we worship?
Quornes 30-Jan-17 02:46 PM
Crom - Somewhat of an atheist option it seems, as he is the "God who requires no worship." - Crom watches the world from his mountain top, but does not answer prayers and will receive no worship. If you choose Crom as your god at the start of the game, you will not get the knowledge of an acolyte, so he is the god to choose if you do not wish to get involved in the religion system in Conan Exiles.
Set - The "God of serpents and sacrifice." - Set, the Old Serpent, glories in the ritual sacrifice of humans atop his bloody altars. Set’s followers are granted powers that align with their god, protection from Poison and the ability to turn Snakes into Arrows.
Yog - The "God of cannibals." - Yog, the Lord of Empty Abodes, demands that his followers consume flesh that has been ritually purified. This means the flesh of other humans, and in return, Yog grants his followers blessed Weapons and Armor.
Mitra - The "God of right and justice." - Mitra, chosen god of the Hyborians, purports to be a god of right and justice, but his zealous followers are consumed with expanding his religion at the detriment of all others. Mitra’s followers are given the ability to create sacred Statues, Clothing and Weapons – including the sacred symbol of the Phoenix.
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:47 PM
From a mechanics standpoint
Yog sounds like the guy
Quornes 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
we can also have dudes go Mitra for the sacred statues and shit
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
have they said if they plan to have more gods in the future?
Quornes 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
idk
Jacada 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
how big this download gonna be?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
14 terabytes
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
35gigs
Roughly
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
that's a lot of bytes
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
Also
Jacada 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
35? fuk my life
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 02:48 PM
dang im gonna have to delete some javs to fit that
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:49 PM
We get to EAT MANFLESH and get PRO GEAR in return?
Yog is all upsides
Also this new weeb is good
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 02:49 PM
35 for a survival crafting game lol
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:49 PM
That's the price you pay for the game having non-generic environments and actual content lol!!!
!!!!
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 02:49 PM
as long as it runs better than rust
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 02:50 PM
Yog or Set definitely
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:50 PM
it looks like it will
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:50 PM
Set would own if the capture system for players was already in
But it'll be a while
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 02:50 PM
Shame you can't you know, preload it or anything
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:50 PM
We'll just eat them instead
That's gabens fault
Steam policy, no preload or prepurchase on EA
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 02:51 PM
Steeeeeeeeaam
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:51 PM
yeah 35gigs will take a bit
damn my inadequate canadian internet
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:52 PM
Im thinking a pro move might be
Sleeping this afternoon cause ill be tired af
And then all nightering it from release time
Need to figure out exact release time for PST
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 02:52 PM
no it makes sense, if you're EA you probably dont have a game to preload and if you do there's a slim chance it'll do 1% of the garbage shown in the trailer or the shitty wrte up
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:52 PM
9
pst
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:53 PM
So i can at least get up and queue a download
Ah ok
Not bad
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:53 PM
that's what I recall seeing
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:53 PM
I think the steam policy is more a matter of principle
Quornes 30-Jan-17 02:53 PM
looks like the official server max is 70
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:53 PM
EA and prepurchase shit are both dubious ideas on their own
Quornes 30-Jan-17 02:53 PM
which is kinda low
i mean we're going to have 10 goons on at a time, if not more
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:54 PM
So they dont want a dev doing both at once
Nah it'll be fine
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:54 PM
it'll be bigger once they make the map bigger, we're onyl getting a very small area of the map from what I understanf
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:54 PM
We'll never have more than 20 concurrent im quite sure, even if EVERYONE is on board
And it should be our stake
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:54 PM
ugh, I can't type anymore
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:54 PM
To make it everyone vs us
50 vs max 20 on a full server(edited)
I like our odds
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 02:55 PM
yeah that seems like a good number
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:55 PM
We will def break 20 within a month
Book it
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:55 PM
You think our concurrent userbase will grow over time?
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:56 PM
At peak Rust we could summon 30 goons
And that was Rust
Prude 30-Jan-17 02:56 PM
I was betting on new title hype temporarily inflating our numbers before they level out at a relatively high place
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 02:56 PM
Look at what numbers Ark Goons pulled
And this is more that style than Rust
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:59 PM
@Rhaxis to answer your much earlier question, characters seemed to be tied to a server.
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 02:59 PM
Yeah, watching Cohh's stream. Noticed it aswell 😃
inkel 30-Jan-17 02:59 PM
ah yeah same lol
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:00 PM
Expected it though. Would be rather weird to gear yourself to max on some private server and then just go yolo on public 😄
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 03:00 PM
makes sense
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:01 PM
Oh yeah, I wouldn't expect them to allow private -> public character transfers.
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 03:01 PM
This isn't Elite Dangerous after all
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:01 PM
I wonder if they'll have a similar system to Ark though where you can go public to public with characters and gear
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 03:09 PM
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:13 PM
lol wtfosaurus. he's my favorite twitch groper
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:25 PM
Oh man, Cohh's stream. Epic 😄
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:26 PM
I had to minimize the stream for a few. What happened with the guy who came up to them?
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:26 PM
He started rping. Telling some story about being a merchant who got robbed. 😄 then they tried to lure him to the fire pit to sacrifice him.
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:27 PM
haha nice
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:28 PM
You can have pretty epic moments with that ingame voip I imagine.
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:28 PM
I'm sure it'll be even better once you can capture and enslave players
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:28 PM
Pretty much any game gets 100 times more fun with in game localized VOIP
In vanilla Rust we would ambush pubbies and make them answer Jeapordy questions, if they got it right they got loot, if they didn;t, they got deaded
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:29 PM
Haha 😄 now we can just sacrifice them to gods.
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:32 PM
Hey nerds
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:32 PM
hi
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:32 PM
the reason mobs die so slowly is because they just updated their armor value
they haven't updated weapon damage to scale with it yet
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:35 PM
oh myyy
Let's hope for hotfix
@Grandpa have you refined locations for DREADFORTS yet
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:36 PM
Check the map I posted
we can head further north, though
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:36 PM
I DEFER TO YOUR WISDOM
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:37 PM
lead us to the land of our people moses
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:37 PM
do you have access to the game right now, Grandpa?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:37 PM
bestow on us stone slabs with written instructions on how to install them into ours butts
he was in the friends and family beta for the last month
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:38 PM
ahhh oka
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:38 PM
@Ritsu I didn't remove prudes asshole quote pic because I feel like a 1 in 25 chance of getting it to appear is worth it, for the lulz of course.
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:38 PM
Yeah, I can log in now
is there a streamer playing?
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:38 PM
also holy shit I'm gone for 4 hours and theres 500+ messages
im not reading them.
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:38 PM
you must
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
I skimmed
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
all the streamers are playing
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
what if we were inappropriate
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
oooh
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
Question is
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
Imma log on
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
Whos the first streamer we should harass
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
they have a private server
at least the big name streamers
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
This is why we need Cal again
Harassing streamers was his bread and butter
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
ive got you fame
fairlight excalaber
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:39 PM
Well, I could ask the community manager for the password
but getting banned pre-EA is a bit excessive, even for BMW
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:40 PM
Is it?
Or is that exactly what we'd do
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:40 PM
lirik would rage quit if he got griefed
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:40 PM
TBH getting banned in EA is a speciality of mine
see: Albion
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:40 PM
I'm sure they wouldn't be thrilled with 100k+ people watching their new game and having the streamers rage quit
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:40 PM
I got banned twice from Rust so
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:40 PM
Same
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:41 PM
ok, trying to log on now
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:41 PM
if you're gonna go after the streamers right now though, they're all right near each other
Lirik and his group and Cohh and his group
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:41 PM
im working on it
hindered 30-Jan-17 03:42 PM
there is apparently a "twitch RP server" most the the streamers are playing(edited)
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:42 PM
to be fair nothing will ever top kims albion ban
You could spend your whole life and never find a dev so salty
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:42 PM
should I name my character BMW Taylor Swift just to get a reaction from Lirik?
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:42 PM
they're all headed to the same ruins right now
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:43 PM
BMW from RUST
chart name
char*
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:43 PM
ah yes lol
the twitch server has the default name
default password*
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:43 PM
Haha 😄
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:43 PM
lol
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
lulz
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
shakes fist VICTORY
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
I dont think Tay Swift would get a reaction
Dont think he knows me
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
BMW FROM RUST
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
I'm going with BMW Grandpa, then
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
Yeah do that
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
BMW FROM RUST
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
BMW FROM RUST
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
haha, alright
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
~brand awareness~
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
Do we have history with their community manager..?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:44 PM
BMW Rarity
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:45 PM
nah
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:45 PM
no thats me
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:45 PM
he's just an iRL friend of mine
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:45 PM
in 6 hours
oh
that yeah
how long are clan names
can we be [BMW FROM RUST]
or do we need some kind of clever 4 letter word
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
I think you can have quite long.
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
BMW LOSERS: TOOLBAGS
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
ok so when I make my official splinter group
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
ok, follow the stream now. See if you see the chat
doh, still loading
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
it can be Fuck TaylorswiftSA
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
[BMW FROM RUST AND OTHER SIMILAR GAMES]
10/10 clan name
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:46 PM
yes ^
BMW FROM RUST - URL TO THE REDDIT THREAD HATING ON US
just take it all the way
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:47 PM
I know where this guy is
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:47 PM
Lirik is right next to him
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:47 PM
ya all the big boys are together
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:48 PM
we all need to practice our throatsinging
.yt tibetan throat singing
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 03:48 PM
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:48 PM
imagine hearing that shit in the darkness
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:49 PM
Hahah. Need guide
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:49 PM
fuck, I spawned far east
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:49 PM
they all have their houses near that temple anyway
so even if they walk away, you should be able to find them. they're all on the river right nearby
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:50 PM
if nothing else, spamming that video over VOIP
holy shit
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:50 PM
I'm so hype for mic spam
I hopoe rejd brings the book of Mormon back to life
with 24 hour sit ints
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:50 PM
Need that arnold soundboard.
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:50 PM
too bad the voip seems to be not that great and he'll likely just not transmit at all
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:50 PM
rip
3:00 in on that vid is my jam tho
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 03:51 PM
The voip seems really laggy atm. Hopefully they'll fix it.
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:51 PM
just waiting for the steppe hordes to burst out from behind a ridge and wreckshit
hindered 30-Jan-17 03:51 PM
we are going to need peeps of all 3 races
as the altars allow for unique items, and they all have their uses
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
the one cohh is using provides a nice healing item
hindered 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
i think mitra has ambrosia which is vital for pvp
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
ya
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
how do we do all three
do we need three clans
inkel 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
no
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
or can we just be different things under one flag
hindered 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
i dont think clan is tied to race
Bchad 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
perfect
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:52 PM
Oh, selvek and lexi close
hindered 30-Jan-17 03:53 PM
i havent seen what you can make on an alter of set yet
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:54 PM
sepulcher of set, setite ritual knife, set antidote
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:54 PM
WE NEED THIS INFO
MINMAX
MINNNNMAX
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:54 PM
set antitode is a potent antidote to poison
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 03:54 PM
I want a god damn plate wall, I want BMW mans in gleaming armor with spears and shields
charging into the heathen hordes
skewering and enslaving amongs the lamentations of their women and gnashing of teeth
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:55 PM
.yt conan what is good in life
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 03:55 PM
Rejd 30-Jan-17 03:56 PM
So how much did I miss
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:57 PM
bad streamers doing dumb things, making bad huts
kutale 30-Jan-17 03:58 PM
about doing all religions for minmax. i remember they mentioned that you can't have two different altars close to each other
jealous gods and all that
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:58 PM
Find me a location of a streamer I can hunt live
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 03:58 PM
we'll just make a bigger city then
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 03:58 PM
can you build in that ruined city
thing
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:59 PM
lirik and co is on the western most island in the chain in the southern river
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 03:59 PM
im there in about 5 minutes
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 03:59 PM
their home base is inbetween the two large statues holding staff things
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 03:59 PM
yeah we just need to make a massive city then
maybe some kind of.. Detroit
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
Spread out enough so we can cram all the altars in there somewhere
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
ANCIENT DETROIT
THE PROGENITOR
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
never forget
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
SEAT OF THE DETROITIANS ANCIENTS
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
uh, the server froze or something
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
yea thats been happening frequently for them
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:00 PM
are there annoying horns like in Reign
that was the best part of Reign
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:01 PM
yes there are horns
well
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:01 PM
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:01 PM
remember allah akbaring in legacy rust
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:01 PM
there is at least a stationary horn
I don't know if there are ones you can carry or not
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:01 PM
just a group of like 20 dudes aalalalallalalalalalala ing in the mic
shooting guns in the air and being general shitters
good times
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:02 PM
Is there an island close enough to the main land that we can wall in entirely
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:02 PM
i hope so
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:02 PM
and build a bridge back to society
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:02 PM
so is there gonna be a private server rented
or are we gonna go shit up a public server at first
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:02 PM
take it back to server 82 ark land
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:03 PM
Building will take a while, though
since one foundation is like 50 stones
Rejd 30-Jan-17 04:03 PM
@Eonwe @Tempus Thales might set up a server, we're probably still going to bumrush one of the official ones first to murder pubbies
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:03 PM
I'm all for pubbie tears
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:03 PM
Yeah pubbies really like it when you wall in swatches of land forever on official servers
and block spawns
according to reddit its their favorite thing to see in games
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
ok
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
so we need to do gods work
by delivering it
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
MY SHIT
RIGHT THERE ^^
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
I think public servers are fun personally anyway
thats almost always my preference
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
set up toll booths
and trivia stations
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
yeah connect the island via bridges
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:04 PM
"what is best in life" if they answer wrong they fuckin die
Rejd 30-Jan-17 04:05 PM
It's still gonna be nice to have a server to fuck around with and figure out some cheese builds or whatever
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:05 PM
yea
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:05 PM
trumps infrastructure wasn't built in a day and neither will our testament to autism
on official conan
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:05 PM
I actually like the idea of a wipe once and a while
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:05 PM
10 cubits higher(edited)
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:05 PM
Nearer to the wipe its more about fighting and shit
and you get a chance to build your stuff again
I do wish it were a bit longer than just a month tho
hindered 30-Jan-17 04:06 PM
i think we will be capable of GREAT THINGS within 30 day incriments
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:06 PM
well when we clear out an official never wipe server for our top autists
the rest of us will cull the harvest on goon servers and foreign legion take overs
hindered 30-Jan-17 04:06 PM
once you hit teir 3, thats endgame anyway
and it will be a race for the people that know whats up
if we do a privateish custom server, that can be perm
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:08 PM
we are gonna also roll on a perm official server
they have 30 day and no wipes
we need a no wipe for bragging rights and umm to let people know whats up when they ask where we live
the official server with 0 pop because the spawns are blocked by slavers
Rejd 30-Jan-17 04:09 PM
Our rust specialty were 7 day wipe increments
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:09 PM
yeah I'm not worried about us owning the 30 day servers
they will be our bitch ez
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:18 PM
Lirik doesn't seem to be on the RP server
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:19 PM
@here The proposed master plan(TM) since people are asking: Is we're going to get a BMW server up, and let it flourish and populate, while we conquer an official server. When the harvest is prepared, we will cull our server. If there are many BMW mans in one official, we will spread, and swap between them as battles occur and our dominion is questioned.
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 04:19 PM
I for one welcome our BMW overlords
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:19 PM
he is on the RP server their base is between the two large statues of people holding a staff thing in the chain of islands
Bchad 30-Jan-17 04:20 PM
Pinned a message.
Post it in conan info
I think thats the read only announcement channel
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:22 PM
lmao grandpa
thats him
lorika
just saw you on his stream
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:23 PM
oh
haha
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:24 PM
BBW exiles
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:25 PM
Haha, he's there 😄
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:26 PM
lol
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:26 PM
"some old man just punched me in the face after complementing it" xD
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:26 PM
haha
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 04:26 PM
yea
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:27 PM
they are about to go exploring and probably die to some spiders
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:27 PM
grandpa wait for your time to strike
then ambush them
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:27 PM
I just punched him in the face
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:27 PM
lol
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:27 PM
and I just got disconnected
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:27 PM
lmao fuck those people
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 04:28 PM
server crashed
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:28 PM
hugboxers will be crucified
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:28 PM
oh
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:28 PM
our ancestors smile on us, filthy streamer. Can you say the same?
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 04:28 PM
oh nm rip server
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:30 PM
trying to log on before Lirik
to kill him
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:31 PM
He's in already
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:31 PM
damn
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:32 PM
Can you destroy their house or something?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:32 PM
not without higher tier tools
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:32 PM
need tier 2 for that
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:32 PM
Ah shame.
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:33 PM
I can wait inside, tho
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:33 PM
They might take a while 😄
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:34 PM
Oh, I know where they at
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:34 PM
one of them is logged off
restarting
one just died
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:38 PM
doh
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:38 PM
😄
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 04:39 PM
haha
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 04:40 PM
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:42 PM
There doesnt seem to be many islands to conquer 😦
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:50 PM
are we sure? no islands?
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:52 PM
Thats the map.
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:52 PM
what are those things south
they look like islands
and to the NW
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:52 PM
they are
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:52 PM
But they're way too small 😄
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:53 PM
oh 😦
maybe like
a string of islands
like at the S/SE
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 04:53 PM
we will build a tower to the sun
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:53 PM
I wonder if its possible to really build out on them
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:54 PM
Thats basicly the area where all the streamers currently seem to be. They didnt look huge. But guess we'll see.
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:54 PM
Like build a bunch of bridges and a big ass city
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:54 PM
you can build on those islands
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 04:54 PM
well I mean in between the islands too
like some big ass island / swamp fort
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 04:54 PM
i saw some foundation extending over water, not sure tho
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:55 PM
hmmm this raises possibilities of like, compartmentalized defenses
and smashing the bridge when the hostiles are on our side stranding them for the slaughter
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:56 PM
I wonder how high buildings you can make
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:57 PM
The wipes on official will be inevitable
until the bugs are out
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 04:57 PM
Dunno but we will find out
How tall
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 04:57 PM
so this is a good time to fuck around and experiment
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 04:57 PM
Yeah
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 04:58 PM
that would be very interesting, cutting them off I mean, having a bridge with multiple explosives under and and demolishing it for defense or to trap them
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 05:00 PM
Check Time 1:06
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 05:01 PM
Alright. I am off to bed
Hopefully I'll have some spare time before friday, but can't guarantee anything
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:01 PM
seems like we'll want to get to high ground asap
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:02 PM
There seems to be quite high mountains in the south just north of the long river
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:02 PM
high ground = priority
absolute priority
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 05:02 PM
the ping perfect servers are bound by 70 slots at their highest.
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:03 PM
given how vulnerable things seem to be a tiered defense would work best as well
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:04 PM
what am i looking at
im at work and its bloody as hell so i cant maximize it
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 05:05 PM
The town building,
it starts at 1:06
you can build town dangling from mountain ranges.
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:06 PM
I did know that
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:06 PM
that was pretty cool building up mountains and building bridges between mountains
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:06 PM
i didnt know about water tho
they let you kind of phase stuff into walls a bit
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:06 PM
the mountain building seems to be the way to go
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:06 PM
s you dont have to worry about perfect placement
Some stuff isnt great, like explosive pots
if the land isnt flat they are hard to place, based on what ive seen on streams
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 05:08 PM
This is just the building demo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyTTqzh5zF0
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:08 PM
Mountains seem pretty op for building. You can connect them to each other and just guard the entrances. I think they'll be harder to destroy compared to the forts on land.
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:09 PM
I agree
w
We need to find a mountain big enough for a dreadfort esque tower shielded by connected mountains you have to bridge from imo
if this can be done
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:09 PM
if the support system is really sensitive though you'll need to have buttreses out for a while
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
High ground is never a losing move
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
^^
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
Depending on how the metagame is balanced to counteract it, it's a wash at worst
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
has there been confirmation of any sort of siege weapons?
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
But this game seems less harsh about it than Rust
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
Specially with the high ground meta they have added
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:10 PM
So we shall claim our throne atop the world
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
I think so
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
there are giant monsters that youc an control that obliterate buildings
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
Barring any better ideas
Quornes 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
lets try and build the dreadfort
to cale
scale
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
let us be the raiders of the mountains
Quornes 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
in conan
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
well the avatars can't really be defended against to my understanding so there's no real need to consider them in the equation
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:11 PM
The monsters only threaten us under the pretense that we can't kill their summoner first
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:12 PM
Water also seems to be pretty scarse. So building on the mountains in south would most likely draw alot of attention and pvp.
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:12 PM
Here's the thing: we will
Every time
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:12 PM
there will be too many of us
to stop
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:13 PM
Conventional dominance will probably still be more practical and important, but SPIRITUAL DOMINANCE will be the icing
We should be the only ones allowed to summon
Wherever we land
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:13 PM
^
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:13 PM
having a big dreadfort might not be the best plan though as an avatar should it get summoned and we can't stop it will demolish everything vs satellite keeps
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
have they said if there's any sort of defense against an avatar besides killing the summoner?
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
not sure tbh
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
I mean obviously we need to enforce permit ownership to all summoners
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
I dont think there's anything else. Except maybe counter avatar? 😄
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
maybe some sort of ward fueld by your religion?
but doubtful
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
ah yeah maybe
Fallout 30-Jan-17 05:14 PM
build wide
surround your dread fort with several layers of walls
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
yeah we would need to build widely
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
Summons are slow and the summoner location is known goovally
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
and have satellite bases
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
Globally
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
tbh making use of terrain to make it frustrating as fuck to damage the dreadfort will be important
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
do summoners show up on the map or something?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
Satellite based and rapid response teams will enforce law
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
and they can't summon too far as it's timed and they walk slowly
Fallout 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
yes inkel
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
No one will summon without proper forms
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:15 PM
hah
in triplicate
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
no one is allowed to build shrines without a permit
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Yeah
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Shrine smashing will be the raiding order of the day
pretty much
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Shrine Enforcement Agency
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Building inspections will be daily
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
the shrine is the new loot room
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
praise yog
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:16 PM
god damn this is going to be good
hopefully there will be some sort of ballista planed or some such
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:18 PM
Yeah, the projectile weapons seem pretty terrible atm. Atleast the ones they've used on streams.
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:18 PM
yeah I'm not sure if Cohh just didn't know how to use the bow or something..
but they looked pretty weak
watching him try to use it
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:18 PM
TBH in my experience in games like this
plate wall > ranged shit
except on total defense
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:18 PM
Summit didnt seem to do any better job with the bow really 😛
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:19 PM
or it could be like someone said earlier that they patched armor values on NPC's but didn't patch the weapon damage to compensate
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:19 PM
it seems like ranged weaponry is more or less weaker on purpose vs melee
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:19 PM
Hey I'd like to repeat my idea of a base
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:19 PM
Also lag affects the ranged weapons way more.
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:19 PM
In the mesa, ontop of one of those pillars or kinda built on the side of the pillars. Not on the ground
That's assuming you can't build close to enemies structures
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:20 PM
I hope my pc crashes from the amount of balls swinging in the wind during goon raids
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:20 PM
Building laterally will probably be more important in this one
For creating defensive positions for shorter range weapons and thralls
Along with the barrel splash
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:21 PM
@Kimsemus @Taylor SWifTT etc, y'all remember Swayzes bullshit jumping base?
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:21 PM
how could anyone forget
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:21 PM
Seems easy to undermine one tall building
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 05:21 PM
Yes
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:21 PM
I want to forget that base
but yes haha
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:21 PM
hahah lirik just stripped and you can barely see your feet past his breasts
10/10 goty
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
there must be some sort of laddering as well
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
Boob size slider + nudity = goty
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
i feel like we got a lot of new mans today
many greens itt
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
Now the real pro tip is
Have a high tier doorway on the stairs leading up
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
Some newmans and some returners comin from the woodwork
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
but the stairs itself tier 1
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:22 PM
I'm going small dong so that I can go all pua on the npc dancer slaves
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
So if someone uses those dumb explosive jars to blow open the door? Well, stairway is gone, too.
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
our greens will be the first wave, they shall prove themselves in the vanguard
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
I'm done
send me in
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
my small dong will distract them, and then I'll strike
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
we live for the yog we die for the yog
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
Small dong small bit box mlg
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:23 PM
I'm happy to be in the vanguard
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:24 PM
when the swam crashes and the bay does not bend we will send the heavier troopers
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:24 PM
I AM THE LUCID DREAM
THE MONSTER IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
THE FIEND OF A THOUSAND FACES
COWER BEFORE MY TRUE FORM
BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!!
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:25 PM
When all else fails we will inside job the survivors
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:26 PM
Yog and Yogg-Saron are the same thing in my headcanon
Grandpa 30-Jan-17 05:26 PM
And Yogi Bear
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:26 PM
Yeah, and the Yogscast @sips
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:30 PM
just the avatar thing in general means building out
is obvs way better than up
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:30 PM
especially if the support system is very fragile/doesn't take a lot of weight
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:31 PM
BMW space needle will probably still be a thing
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:31 PM
I want to build a cliff jumping puzzle base for myself
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:31 PM
we would necessarily need a spire in which to quell the masses
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:33 PM
Building out is also more fun
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:33 PM
Dreadfort on top of mountain
with
walls circling all the way down
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:33 PM
@Simplyjack is on my level
We need a dreadfort AND a proper Detroit complex around it
And enemy avatars will never walk the earth long enough to do us harm
Our Heretic Hunter squad will make sure of that
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:34 PM
I'm absolutely pro shit-shack complex
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:34 PM
shit shacks mandatory
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:34 PM
I'm curious how they plan to have avatars be a danger to bases that are built on a mesa or something like that where you can only access it through a ladder/ramp setup
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:34 PM
Got im so hyped for IN GAME NATIONALISM
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:34 PM
Spread out our loot a bit, keep a decent stock in a central location if someone really need something and can't be bothered to search
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
B T W
our god is YOG
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
Im assuming avatars can climb or some shit
YOG
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
we dont need to all be the same god right
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
Pinned a message.
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
no, we don't
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
the avatars can probably scale up shit
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
If it's spread out enough you can build other altars, too
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
WE MUST CONSUME MANFLESH IN TRIBUTE
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
I wonder if multiple avatars can exist
at the same time
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:35 PM
dude, I forgot how badass Set was
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
Its cooler if we all rep our boy yog
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
from Conan last night
Im goin with Yog
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
But yeah, pros of yog: Blessed weapons / armor and a giant flying japanese pornstar.
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
but dang, Set was baller
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
haven't they had videos with multiple avatars out at the same time?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
we need all religions
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
Set can settle down
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
for the loots
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
Ive ben yog from the start!!!!
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
i go set
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
I mean yeah, you can have multiple avatars - but you can't place the different god altars right next to each other
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
just that cannibalism bonus means I almost have to go with yog
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:36 PM
the detroit ziggurat was a precognitive tribute to Yog
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 05:37 PM
Yog gives you blessed armor/weapons and bonuses to eating deadmans
do you need a more compelling argument
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 05:37 PM
no.
having the weapons would give us a big edge
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:38 PM
Feasting on fallen foes is great for morale as well
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:38 PM
Having chivalry in your steam library will give you an even bigger advantage
hindered 30-Jan-17 05:38 PM
t-minus 5 hours and 22 minutes
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:38 PM
I have it but I only play GoodGames
Like Conan, and GW2
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:39 PM
I started playing GW2 again
a couple days ago
chivalry does own tho
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:40 PM
Hell yeah
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:40 PM
Well, not uhhhhhhhhh chivalry deadliest warrior
but Chivalry chivalry does
I put hundreds of hours on the original mod, and like, a 100 or so on the actual game that got released
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:40 PM
deadliest warrior was fun for the captain america shield throw
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
I liked the old mod better
but the actual real game wasnt bad at all
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
Man i had a phase where source mods were like
ALL i played
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
same
Pirates, Vikings, and knights
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
if you guys are interested in watching some low-level pvp (without avatars), Lirik and his group are currently raiding all the other streamers
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
Sourceforts
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
I had a phase where garrys mod was all I played
Oh fuck yeah, source forts
hindered 30-Jan-17 05:41 PM
souce still "feels" the best to me
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
Original chivalry, original insurgency, synergy, that rts/fps hybrid that wasnt natural selection, minervas den
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
sourceforts was extremely my shit
hindered 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
it hasnt been topped in a lot of ways
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
To name a few
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
I would go back to games with less good graphics
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
i liked playing the puzzle maps on synergy till they broke the physics
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:42 PM
if it meant people could mod for them
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:43 PM
later on because sourceforts wasn't enough I ran a server which was basically that but in garrys mod and you were allowed to build wooden vehicles
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:43 PM
H-H-HELL YEAH
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:43 PM
garrys mod was so fun
I remember trying wire mod and whatever, I got okay at it
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:43 PM
Which also is how I met @Hazlen and @Lancek
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:43 PM
but Trouble in Terrorist Town
thats some good shit
that maybe hasnt been topped as my favorite thing ever in a game
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
I feel like standalone mods have like
Kindve gone downhill
Overall
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
devs have actively made it harder to mod
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
I dont hear about all thay many great ones being released these days
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
TTT definitely provided some of the funniest griefing videos
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
Not even just games are more complicated
but they go out of their way
like DICE
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
All I want to do in gmod is sperg out and build some mad walking robots or w/e
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:44 PM
We aren't going to have the next Project Reality come from a BF mod
Rejd 30-Jan-17 05:45 PM
oh also derailing #old_game_conan(edited)
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:45 PM
That's anti consumer as fuck and stupid because some mods generate sales on their own merit, like original DotA
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:45 PM
yea
Ill get maybe an hour to play with you guys tonight
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:46 PM
its gonna take me an hour to donwload the 35 gigabigs
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:47 PM
I may sleep soon and wake up at like midnight
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:47 PM
I'm gonna make this game into arkam horror, the objective is to close all portals to the other realms
Prude 30-Jan-17 05:47 PM
And carry on through to my next day
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:48 PM
Because fuck any avatar setting foot in my town
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 05:48 PM
Yeah gonna get some sleep before the release aswell.
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:50 PM
hahah
Lirik just mentioned Grandpa on stream
called him a stupid bitch
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 05:51 PM
Someone needs to get a clip of that
Percelus 30-Jan-17 05:52 PM
no matter what we cannot let the patriarchy to win in the form of mitra summons
Fallout 30-Jan-17 05:52 PM
how hard is it to destroy the basic tier walls?
for early game griefing?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 05:52 PM
you have to get tier 2 before you can destroy it
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:52 PM
Rick flarida yes
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:52 PM
I'll watch for his vod to update and try to get you a timestamp
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:53 PM
Those summons are gonna be a good boss fight for the mane six
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 05:54 PM
wassup fag
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 05:54 PM
WOOO
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 05:54 PM
as usual Avalon is whining about XP gains from rust
he just wants to solo just like in eve
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:55 PM
there's Grandpa mention
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 05:55 PM
poopsock in his fuckin retriever fitted for "pvp"
Bchad 30-Jan-17 05:55 PM
What a bitch
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 05:55 PM
GOAT
hindered 30-Jan-17 05:55 PM
water fight
looked pretty cool
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 05:58 PM
lirik is such a fuckboy
i hate that guy
well, dislike i guess
inkel 30-Jan-17 05:58 PM
he is incredibly easy to troll
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 05:59 PM
so if there's a penis slider do you also get a clit slider
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:00 PM
I've got a hyena cosplay I wanna try
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 06:00 PM
Hey @Rejd, Conan release
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 06:00 PM
Pulled the trigger a little early on that one
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:01 PM
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:02 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:02 PM
muscle kangaroo
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:03 PM
oh you mean its donger
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:03 PM
nah, that's a clit brah
I want a bendable she-dick if I'm rolling a chick
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:03 PM
make a feminine man
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:03 PM
i dont think theres a clit slider
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:03 PM
with a tiny dick
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
nah, cuz den they have balls
ruins the whole illusion
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
just duct tape them back
its fine
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
ya, but who will help me do that
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
ball physics make men worth playing imo
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
no mirrors in conan
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
castrated shrine enforcement squad
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:04 PM
gonna be hard to check my own scrote
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 06:05 PM
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:05 PM
"content creators"
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:06 PM
I'm gonna have some content for them
it rhymes with stream sniping
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:06 PM
dream griping?
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:06 PM
I really hope they fix the broken/laggy voip system quickly
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:06 PM
ream typing?
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:06 PM
spleen skyping?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
spleen skyping
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
seen piping?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
nailed it
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
meme lightning?
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
aw that's p.good
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
H O L Y S H I T
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
ask Future, I'm a word smith of the highest order
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
that would be a good name for a Conan Op
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
so many prayers to our lord dracula
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
MODS RENAME BMW MEME LIGHTNING
he is
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:07 PM
Op Meme Lightning
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:08 PM
our covert stream sniper team
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 06:08 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 06:09 PM
What are we renaming?
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:09 PM
[4:07 PM] Future: MODS RENAME BMW MEME LIGHTNING
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:10 PM
are we memes
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:10 PM
are we not?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:10 PM
blazing you have the gif I see
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:10 PM
im gay
for sandwiches
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:10 PM
can i only speak in questions?
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:11 PM
oh I get it the cats a weed joke
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:11 PM
yeah... a weed joke heh
hindered 30-Jan-17 06:11 PM
i wonder how well you can build in ruins
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:11 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:11 PM
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:11 PM
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:12 PM
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:12 PM
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
well I'm home
time to prepare my poopsock
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
ohayou!
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
HAI!!
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
im constipated so i only poop every 3 days
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
thats fucked up
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
thats perfect
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:13 PM
i poop like twice daily
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:14 PM
lower need for a poopsock
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:14 PM
pooping 2x crew checkin in
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:14 PM
any of you new friends also probed for a month over negrotown?
just checking
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
i dont really do race posts. not subtle enough for me
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
I don't either
I just made a thread about what animals were the most WOKE
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
hmmm then how did you get probed?
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
and I was victimized by the mod team
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
the only posts i make are to get guild invites
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
squirrels obvs
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:15 PM
a month for woke animals??
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 06:16 PM
I will buy discord premium if I can find a good roose bolton avatar
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:16 PM
yes
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:16 PM
kim im sure i can find you one
RickFlairida 30-Jan-17 06:16 PM
they are evenly distributed amongst all demographics except poor whites
cuZ THEY KNOW REDNECKS GON KILL'EM
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:16 PM
my only transgression was asking the citizens of negrotown for their opinion on the most woke animals
nothing else
DEFINITELY no bad faith posting, of course
hindered 30-Jan-17 06:17 PM
i was banned for being too black
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 06:17 PM
same
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:17 PM
in spirit I feel that was the case for me too
a truly spiritually black person like myself
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:17 PM
i think hes saying tits
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:17 PM
was a threat to all the cucky lib-bois present in Negrotown
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 06:18 PM
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 06:18 PM
yeah need a good one
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:22 PM
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:22 PM
do we know if you can drag knocked out players yet? Because I really want to throw pubs into a fire pit
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:22 PM
at level 10 you can rope people
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 06:23 PM
thats p good auzu
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:23 PM
perfect
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 06:23 PM
oooh I like that one
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:25 PM
hahaha
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 06:25 PM
I did it
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:25 PM
your balls have jiggle physics
hindered 30-Jan-17 06:26 PM
the baby dick makes the balls much more prominent
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:26 PM
going baby dick for sure now
gonna tea bag some plebs
Rhaxis 30-Jan-17 06:27 PM
Cant sleep. Way too hyped 😄
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:27 PM
Same I'm doing meat spin irl trying to stay in sync with the video like its ddr
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 06:31 PM
same
I'm already prepping my body for the challenges ahead
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:32 PM
Call into sick to work tomorrow?
I feel like I already do that to often
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 06:32 PM
I would have taken a vacation
except im on call
inkel 30-Jan-17 06:32 PM
we're gonna need a way to tell who is who. It doesn't seem like there's an easy way to tell who's in your clan during a fight
Bchad 30-Jan-17 06:32 PM
Matching outfits
The way of the rust hoodie
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 06:33 PM
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:35 PM
i'm gay
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:36 PM
same
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:36 PM
where do i watch some good footage of this
im trying to decide wether to buy and join the goon rush
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 06:36 PM
i got some good footage for ya
it might not be conan
😉
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 06:37 PM
many streamers are streaming
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:37 PM
just google "conan exiles" you fuckman
you'll find something
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 06:37 PM
suck my dick
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:37 PM
gladly
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 06:37 PM
oh
ok
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:39 PM
everyone fuck
now
hindered 30-Jan-17 06:39 PM
do you mean, like, more?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:39 PM
n o w
hindered 30-Jan-17 06:39 PM
im never not
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:40 PM
can i wear gay armor in this
is there faggot dress up
Prude 30-Jan-17 06:40 PM
WOULD ERRYBODY START FUCKIN?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:40 PM
i dont play games unless i can strap various dicks to my chest and legs
and back
and forehead
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 06:41 PM
and mouth
and urethra
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:41 PM
yeah no but seriously whats the armor thing
like
for this shitty game
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 06:41 PM
it's gay
Longsaddle 30-Jan-17 06:41 PM
I don't think we've seen much
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 06:41 PM
any further questons can be directed to [email protected]
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 06:42 PM
l e t f u c k.com
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 06:44 PM
Pinned a message.
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:00 PM
ARK: Desert Edition is lowest price it has ever been. Hmm, I wonder why
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 07:00 PM
Fear.
they smell fear
they have dinosaurs
we have dicks with physics
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 07:00 PM
They misread the market. People really wanted a Dessert edition
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:01 PM
Should I buy that pile of shit? Last time I tried it, it ran at like 25FPS on my 1080
inkel 30-Jan-17 07:01 PM
it still will
I tried going back to it like a month ago
it still runs like garbage
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:01 PM
Will they ever fix it? Because if they ever do optimize it, it'd be nice to have the expansion pack
lmao expansion pack for a game that is in alpha
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 07:01 PM
to busy pumping out dlc for an ea game
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:01 PM
what the fuck has the world come to
inkel 30-Jan-17 07:01 PM
that'll cut into their strategy of never-ending early access
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 07:02 PM
I miss complaining about day one dlc
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:02 PM
They did say that the Tek Tier is part of their "final stretch" so it sounds like they're actually going to release it
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:02 PM
theyve built a stairwell down into a flaming pit of yog
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:03 PM
“kicks off the final stretch” of ARK’s development, with the full release scheduled for some time in 2017

Isn't the DX12 patch like a year and a half late too? They said it was coming a month or two after early access launch with a 20% performance increase
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:03 PM
r u guys going with big dong or little dong?
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
nano dong
inkel 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
little
going all scrot
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
im going female since i am not homosexual
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
girls are super gay dude
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
im gay
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
hmmm paradox
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
big dong
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 07:04 PM
i sexually identify as a non homosexual gay person
Percelus 30-Jan-17 07:05 PM
all my power is derived from the penis
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 07:05 PM
gonna teach it to reload my crossbow
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:05 PM
im going max dong
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:05 PM
all sliders at max
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:05 PM
i wish there were an erection mechanic
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 07:06 PM
they got a good start with the dancing thralls
now we should petition for a pole
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:06 PM
no homo
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 07:06 PM
when you eat uncooked human flesh you get one
Elmon <Arcland> 30-Jan-17 07:06 PM
wow this really is an EA game. No erection mechanic. It's like they've hardly made progress
inkel 30-Jan-17 07:06 PM
Micro Penis Marauders
Percelus 30-Jan-17 07:06 PM
when they do add an erection mechanic, will they let you choose between a grower and a shower while flaccid via erect
inkel 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
I'd pay for that dlc
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
I don't know but my dick is small as fuck
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
in the world of conan, what you see is what you get
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
Like
Really small
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
maraude
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
We've come a long way
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
You guys ever seen a man with baby balls ? You're looking at him
Percelus 30-Jan-17 07:07 PM
i want a penis that is like 1inch flaccid and 14inches fully erect
for the element of surprise
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 07:08 PM
Can I be tripedal?
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:08 PM
like Toejam
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:08 PM
.i shower with your dad simulator 2015
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
.i Toejam Toejame and Earl
Percelus 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
they are making a new toejam and earl
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
someone bought me that shit, its like the definition of shovelware ironic trash
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
they have tried before and failed
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
im down for a new tj&e
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
When is the Toejam and Earl game coming out? I know it's based on the original one for the Genesis
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
it is a complex formula
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
the one where there's like multiple floors on a tower
Percelus 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
this one looks like a updated version of the original
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:09 PM
hmmm
Percelus 30-Jan-17 07:10 PM
t&e2 was some sidescrolling nonsense
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:10 PM
they had a shooting game for the Menacer
.i The Menacer Genesis
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:11 PM
pics are loading real slow for me through discord
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 07:25 PM
@Orv is here
the full poopsock crew is assembled
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:25 PM
I wasn't sold until dick physics
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 07:26 PM
just swinging in the wind
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 07:26 PM
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:27 PM
I think we're making a critical mistake not playing on RPPvP
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:28 PM
i will RP as a gay man
but it will be true to life
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:28 PM
I won't be satisfied until I crush a bunch of cybering people beneath a giant tentacle monster
Just like my Japanese animes
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:28 PM
Hey
Youve come to the right place friendo
We anime up in this bitch
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:29 PM
I actually don't anime much at all, but I will debase myself to animu for the sake of violence
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:29 PM
ban
hindered 30-Jan-17 07:30 PM
anime does not corrupt us all
and we are free to disrespect those that debase themselves thusly
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:30 PM
We need to find out how strict their anticheat is
And then find out the hex value for dong size
"Characters are does not stay in the game when logging off"
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:32 PM
Anti cheat we have mods
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:32 PM
Good start Funcom
Fair point
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:32 PM
lets mod in a new model for Yog where all his tentacles are now dicks
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:32 PM
Get that clit slider going that @RickFlairida wanted
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:32 PM
Wait theres no sleepers?
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:32 PM
That's a server setting
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
lol
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
They just fucked it up in the settings box during server search
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
whoever turns that off is bad
also was my name always this color
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
No
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
Yes
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
Yes I guess
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
im getting conflicting information
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
🤔
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:33 PM
Yes.
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:34 PM
Is physics teabagging the new DayZ bleach
Kotaku discusses
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:35 PM
its about ethics in teabagging journalism
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:35 PM
The only ethics in teabagging is one nut or two
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:36 PM
I wish I could choose number of nuts on character creation
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:36 PM
Nut Slider
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:36 PM
The limited options really break my immersion
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 07:36 PM
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:36 PM
There needs to be a checkbox/mod to turn your dick into the snake with James Earl Jones' face
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:36 PM
lol.
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:37 PM
yeah its a well tested video game
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:37 PM
Oh man
Does the avatar of Mitra have a giant silver dong
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:38 PM
when you use the power of imagination
everything has a giant silver dong
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:38 PM
Redditors disabling altars and sleepers pubbies make me sick
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 07:38 PM
damn, you guys have assembled quite the motley crue
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:38 PM
Oh no my precious base in this EA survival game
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:39 PM
i dont care what people do with they bad servers
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:39 PM
We have our own bad server
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:39 PM
well its more likely the official servers will have all that jank enabled
and we can exploit it there
along w/ everyone else
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:42 PM
This shitshow is available for money 3 ish hours yeah?
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:42 PM
yea
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:42 PM
I should burg
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 07:42 PM
there is never a bad time to burg
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:42 PM
#foodcourt is your place to discuss fine burgin
lots of burg chat
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:43 PM
Reddit already white knighting game exploits as being a cheater
This is gonna be so fucking good
Day 1 official yog crew
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:43 PM
reddit has shitty, bad, and uneducated opinions on everything
who knew
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:44 PM
i knew
Bchad 30-Jan-17 07:44 PM
Same
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:44 PM
actually reddit has great opinions
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:44 PM
for me to poop on
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:44 PM
please dont just poop like that
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:45 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:45 PM
no one wants to see it!!
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:45 PM
What is the retarded ass post rating system, speaking of reddit
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:46 PM
you press the up arrow
and you win
thats how it works, thanks for reading
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 07:46 PM
the poitns are people who press up arrow minus people who press bottom arrow
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 07:46 PM
downvotes mean you're wrong and a terribad person
upvotes mean you're right in all things
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
wait are you saying reddit is a circlejerk
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
Never
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
is there a place i can go to escape the jerk
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
No
You just go from jerk to jerk
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
the eye of the jerk
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
Lindsay Lohan 30-Jan-17 07:47 PM
is the only safe place
for a few seconds
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
there are different jerks for different opinions
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
not really but
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
my arm... is so tired
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
SA is better than reddit for the circlejerk thing
because at least on SA
i can post whatever dumb shit i want
i might get probated
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
have you visited dnd
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
but people have to scroll past it at least
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
Good point
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:48 PM
you can still post what you want and people have to see it
whereas on reddit tho
its just like perma hdiden
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
yeah
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
heh i wish your posts were perma hidden
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
I mean people can block you
But still
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
there are some people who block me
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
and I know they read every post
it makes me laugh
they have to go out of their wayt o read my posts
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
it would be sweet if you could see like
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
because they have to unhide each one of them
and I post a lot
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
Can you block yourself on SA?
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
how many people have blocked you
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
God iI wish
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
well
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
not necessarily the names
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
if you have enough people
you can
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
just how many
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:49 PM
Id kill to not have to read my own drivel
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
hold up
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
so would we
heh owned
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
236 users
Im at 259
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
nice
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
I really slacked off though the last year or two
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
there is only one god
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
Zaphod in 82nd is a crime
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
and his name is yog
Fishmech at 98 is a crime
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:50 PM
Bullshit list
Ozmianders not even on it
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
fucking three olives is beating me
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
Surprised I didn't make the top 100 after my MMO threads
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
wow
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
I can shitpost about being rich and living in a condo
what the fuck
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
beaten by a gay nazi
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
i think 3o is a russian plant
to turn sa against itself
Orv 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
Alex you're just dumb, not worth blocking
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:51 PM
and it worked
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:52 PM
i have visited D&D
I have led a charge on Negrotown
and I have paid the price
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:52 PM
debbie metallica hasnt posted in 3 years
and she still hast he most bans
the beats lowtax by a ton
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:53 PM
lowtax didnt evne log in to this shithole for ages
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 07:53 PM
thats catlady era SA tho
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:53 PM
people say it sucked but catlady era was funny
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 07:54 PM
apparently lowtax is back
and doing :things:
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:54 PM
hes said this
like 3x now
maybe itll take this time
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 07:55 PM
third time's a charm?
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 07:55 PM
Prude 30-Jan-17 07:56 PM
i hope so
death to SA
death to goons
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 07:56 PM
Agreed
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:00 PM
if only there was a short, succicnt 2 syllable phrase
maybe even a website
espousing how much we hate goons and how bad they are
inkel 30-Jan-17 08:01 PM
Reddit?
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 08:01 PM
@Simplyjack fuckgoons.com
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:01 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:01 PM
thats where i post about hating goons too inkel
thats where i post about hating goons too inkel
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:01 PM
A succint 2 syllable phrase for when you're hungry? S-barro
It's in the food court
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
Disgusting
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
ban
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
What the fuck did this actual nigger just say about Sbarro
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
fuck you the spaghetti sauce is magic
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
.yt the office new york slice
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
look my dude
you're hungry
you want pizza
you know where you can ALWAYS get it?
Sbarro
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
from a trashcan behind sbarro
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:02 PM
But you don't want good pizza
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
It's also in like malls and airports and stuff
inkel 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
let's just all agree that pineapple on pizza is the worst crime a person can commit
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
triple ban
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
pineapple on pizza is the worst
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
all these wrong opinions
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
Fresh Italian food, at Sbarro
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
its bad
insanely bad
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
where is Sbarro?
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
next to the dunkin donuts
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
In the mall.
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
in the mall, last i heard
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
im eating a jalapeno and pinepple pizza
right now
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
I think it's in the food court
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
mmmn
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
You heard right my friend!
In the food court, located within the mall!
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
At the mall
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:03 PM
infact i even had them put chicken and mushrooms on it too
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
These fine folks want to know what it is they sell...
well
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
and its amazing
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
🏬 🍕 👌🏻
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
well
it must be amazing despite putting pineapple on it
so thats a good pizza
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
What they sell
is hope
and PIZZA
in the mall.
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
arbys sells me the will to live another day
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
mcdonalds in airports dont sell mcchickens or mcdoubles
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
so I can buy more arbys
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
shameful
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
Exactly, you go anywwhere else in the mall or in the airport or in the hood
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
im kidding though, pizza is trash for trash people
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:04 PM
they fuckin something up
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
must be why you like it
blazing
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
but you know what every mall has?
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
Arby's is lit
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
yeah exactly
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
arbys actually isnt too bad
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
when you are drunk
and or high
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
i get my sbarro from the dumpster and i love it
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
The dumpster, yes
behind the food court
in the mall
where Sbarro is
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:05 PM
mmhmm
they also have them behind airports
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
It's all about the suffering and bigotry that makes Chik Fil A so delicious
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
you know the food court in the airport
behind that
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
"It's in the airport" doesn't have the same ring to it
didn't make the marketing cut
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
sbarro markets?
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
IT IS IN THE MALL
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
i didnt know
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
well yes they market - with the pretense you will ALWAYS find them
in the FUCKING mall food court
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
ive never eaten sbarro
Percelus 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
i just want to cut off dicks and wear them as trophies
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:06 PM
ill admit it
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
same
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
Well, you know where to find it (the mall)
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
i dont eat food at the mall
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
if you ever get the urge, dont. but if you do
try the spaghetti
its probably the only good thing they have
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
well
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
Mall spaghetti
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
I went to a cheesecake factory at the mall
mall's spaghetti
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
Yeah doesn't quite ROLL off the tongue like "Pizza in the mall"
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:07 PM
yeah orv the idea is disgusting but youre already in the mall
so youre a disgusting person
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
i live near a nice mall
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
so why not
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
the only nice mall ive ever gone to
i dont buy anything from it
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
Buy from it
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
because i can buy ti cheaper online
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
malls are like giant walmarts
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
can't get THAT online
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
The side of the mall that doesn't have a Walmart in it is pretty good near me
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
they are giant buildings that let me windowshop
I actually go in places find things I like
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
its where fat people go to dream that they arent fat
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:08 PM
an order it online
while im there
from other places tho
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
wow we've got ourselves a classic shop-cucker boys
just goin' around
oogling wares, handling them
wont put down the money though
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
shameful
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
he already did put down the money in gas
to drive there
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
i cucked some clothing stores prety good tho
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
what more do you want
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
Since you drove there
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
some pizza
at the mall
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
you might as well stop by for some FRESH ITALIAN FOOD
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
preferably in the food court
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:09 PM
at a little spot we like to call Sbarro
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
if I wanted to eat greasy dogshit
i would go to my neighbors yard
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
but that's our little secret - you'll find it in the food court.
inkel 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
I go to the mall to rub my balls all over the clothing and then put it back on the rack
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
do you ever get caught
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
is this the goon confessions thread in a channel
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
what do they say when you do
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
ok this derail is a bit too long for my tastes, take it to #foodcourt please
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
is pissbitch going to show up
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:10 PM
i dont know
im excited to find out though
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
It's not a derail if we build a mall, with a Sbarro, IN Conan-Detroit
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
As much as I love a good sbarro bit
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
you know
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
🤷
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
I want a Chick-Fil-A in the Dreadfort Detroit Mall
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
ive never eaten at chick fil a
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
we always called our rust fuckshacks Taco Bell or Pizza Hut or w/e
cant imagine what our fuckshack in conan might be called
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:11 PM
im told its the same frozen chicken garbage in a grocery store freezer
but overpriced
is this true
inkel 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
new clan name: Sbarro in the Mall
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
n-no?
HELL YEAH
good and informative clan name
very important clan name
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
As fast food chicken goes, Chick Fil A is alright
It's still fast food chicken
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
im calling my fuckshack the chuck's suck and fuck
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
are there signs in conan
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
idk who chuck is tho
yea
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
did they have signs
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
they have signs in the game
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
in the movie
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:12 PM
Chick Fil A isn't like shit you'd buy in a store frozen section though - you can tell the chicken is well-brined because of the lack of fibers in the meat
it's very butter-like
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:13 PM
well if it isnt in the movie
i mean its not canon conan
you know
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:13 PM
they had magic that turned snakes into arrows
they can probably figure out signs
i think
but nah, conan studied philosophy and shit
they got all kinds of signs
and papers and stuff
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:13 PM
i sure hope so
i dont remember the movie
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
well
we watched it last night
you should have been here
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
damn
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
I don't think half these motherfuckers existed until last night
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
The movie is the most 70s art house shit ever
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
and I mean that literally
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
It's great
hindered 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
conan canon comes from the Howard stories
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
I forgot that conan starts the first 1/3 of the movie boning every woman in sight
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:14 PM
yeah lol
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:15 PM
hes a pimp yo
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:15 PM
throwing that witch in the fire was fuckin great
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:15 PM
ooo can we build a giant fire and throw in people
that sounds grand
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:15 PM
hopefully
i just wanna build a wall
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:15 PM
spike pits too
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:15 PM
only to cook their meat en masse #hailyog
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
they did say they want to add capturing people in later
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
christ do i love dumb shit like pits of snakes
and spikes
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
ala reign of kings
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
snakepits fucking own
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
right?
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
like moats but even worse
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
but they want to make it more "fun" for the captured player
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
They said they didn't want to make it so the capturee isn't having any fun
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
the way ragnar went out was hella metal
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
So it'll be pointless
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
idg whats fun
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
moats you just drown in mud or get impaled on punji spikes or w/e
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
stick a rock up your ass in case you get captured
done
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:16 PM
when im about to die just throw me in a fucking pit full of vipers
hell fucking yea
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:17 PM
metal
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:17 PM
yeah honestly what's the point of video games if you aren't actively ensuring the enemy is having a less-fun time than you
that's the only reason I play PvP and thus most video games
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:17 PM
we need to have a roadside stand
selling human meat to people
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:17 PM
i wonder if i can put that in my living will
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:17 PM
Yogsteak combo #2 please
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:17 PM
"no life support, toss me in a pit full of venomous snakes"
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
hard part is finding the snakes tbh
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
our roadside stand name?
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
I think the local zoo would probably object
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
well thats why i put venomous
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
Syoggo
it's on the road
in the desert
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
and they wouldnt be able to eat you, you'd just rot after being poisoned
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
that way wherever i am
they could just use the local variety
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
fresh cimmerian cuisine
on the road
in the desert
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:18 PM
which road?
all roads
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:19 PM
All road lead to long pork
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:19 PM
Syoggo: All Roads Lead To Long Pork
I can market that
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:20 PM
good RP is that kind of shit
just add some wack shit for randoms to loo kat at wtf hard
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:21 PM
we need painting signs in ASAP so I can create an artistic representation of my asshole
for the Syoggo stand
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:21 PM
A Syoggo stand in every base(edited)
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:21 PM
( )*( )
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 08:22 PM
All hail Yog
Percelus 30-Jan-17 08:29 PM
yog has a lot to teach us
if people started eating people it would really solve a lot of our problems today
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:29 PM
agreed
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:29 PM
foodies finding out al lthe best ways to prep people
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:29 PM
eat the rich, etc.
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
what organs are LEAST likely to give you a prion disease
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
lately i've realized too
also eat anyone poorer than me
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
.yt simpsons nightmare cafeteria
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
@Simplyjack anything but the brain?
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
what i'm saying is keep eating until i'm the only one left
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
nervous system too
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
What people don't realize about eating the rich is taht suffering is what makes the meat tasty
And the rich don't suffer
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
nah too much adrenaline ruins the taste
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:30 PM
I will become an avatar of gluttony
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:31 PM
^^ peak simpsons
when it was good
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:31 PM
I never watched simpsons as a kid, my mother was lowbrow and raised me on Southpark and Jackass instead
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 08:31 PM
this episode rules
praise yog
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 08:34 PM
yog is goy backwards
Prude 30-Jan-17 08:36 PM
Miyog
hindered 30-Jan-17 08:42 PM
gazelles are giving mad xp
Orv 30-Jan-17 08:47 PM
Sick social commentary on the African plains
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 08:58 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:00 PM
Muh dick
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:01 PM
should i use cheat engine to try to find the penis slider value variable and make it very large
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:01 PM
But of course
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:02 PM
Yeah
If we don't have atleast 5 banned Bimmers by weeks end
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:02 PM
Make it that Skyrim gif or get out
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:02 PM
I'll consider this a failure
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:02 PM
ok
ill try for a little while before giving up
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:05 PM
No this is about your video game dick
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:06 PM
if anything it will probably just be a cosmetic thing at character creation, i doubt i will be able to get a 10 foot dong in game
but i will attempt it
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:06 PM
Presumably you can just break the slider bounds
Though that'll probably end up really unpleasant
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:07 PM
right but i dont think they will let me send a value greater than the bounds
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:07 PM
Normally I'd agree but Funcom
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:07 PM
it will likely be obfuscated and difficult to find the value though and i will give up if that is the case
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:08 PM
Boo urns
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:08 PM
HYPE
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 09:08 PM
muh dick
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:09 PM
eternally flaccid
no erection mechanics(edited)
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:09 PM
The Nexus will find a way
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:09 PM
our top modders are on the case
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:10 PM
Top. Modders.
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:19 PM
Holy hell it's a goddamn miracle, ARK runs at a playable framerate on my $600 graphics card without looking like complete dogshit. It only took them a year and seven months.
inkel 30-Jan-17 09:20 PM
are you around any actual player structures and dinos though?
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:20 PM
I tried to test that but there's only like 15 player servers right now
They're all in the $10 expansion and I don't know if I want to pay that yet.
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:22 PM
New Justice League movie has a monster made of literal shit
Good stuff
Bchad 30-Jan-17 09:30 PM
test your card on conan
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:30 PM
ARK just put out their massive v254 update 10 minutes ago, I guess everyone is still updating. Doesn't seem to run poorly though, even around large structures and settlements.
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:31 PM
Reeks of desperation
Bchad 30-Jan-17 09:31 PM
^
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:32 PM
Can't wait for people to be making fun of us because Conan is a dead game
Bchad 30-Jan-17 09:32 PM
they cant make fun of us
we will already be on the next thing by then
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:32 PM
It's funny that it took Conan Exiles to get them to optimize their shit
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:33 PM
I mean it only goes one of two ways, it becomes the next Ark or it's dead in a month
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:33 PM
Btw
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:33 PM
Those are the only two paths for survival games
Bchad 30-Jan-17 09:33 PM
itll be the next ark
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:33 PM
We going to have a Bimmer streaming tonight?
Would help to build hype
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:34 PM
i have 2 followers
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:34 PM
I meant just so we could have something for the thread
To be like hey goons look at us having fun without you
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 09:34 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:35 PM
atleast it will get out of EA before that happens lol
Evike 30-Jan-17 09:36 PM
hey
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:36 PM
Get out
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:36 PM
I'm gay
Evike 30-Jan-17 09:36 PM
checks out
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:36 PM
hi
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:37 PM
I'm interested in that other Conan game Funcom is making, hopefully an MMO. Age of Conan deserves a second chance after how badly they screwed up the launch AND the expansion AND the Free2Play relaunch. TSW was alright tho
Bchad 30-Jan-17 09:37 PM
GAS
This is the conan
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 09:37 PM
Only lit mmo is crowfall
Hth
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:37 PM
Age of Conan will always hold a special place in my heart for making me love squishy melee casters
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:38 PM
I bought the $175 Crowfall package, played it for five minutes and stopped. Is it good? I never really gave it a chance
Evike 30-Jan-17 09:38 PM
i never even heard of this until today when someone linked a pc gamer article about the dick slider. what have i been doing with my life?
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:38 PM
The fuck is wrong with you Alex
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:38 PM
I wanted the gold avatar frame
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 09:39 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:39 PM
lol what
those times dont seem accurate
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:39 PM
Think they are
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:39 PM
the second tweet corrected it
the first one has PST instead of CET
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:40 PM
Ah
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:40 PM
I thought it was coming in 20 minutes which is 11pm est
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:40 PM
Nyet
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:40 PM
its at 12 am EST
steam changed to ~1 hour at 1 hour and 59 minutes
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:40 PM
fucking daylight savings I thought it was gonna be 9 in 20 minutes
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:40 PM
it is in the best time zone
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:41 PM
I live in Arizona, we're the only state that doesn't do daylight savings and I can't keep track of the rest of you guys.
Evike 30-Jan-17 09:41 PM
i just moved from PST back to CST, I'm still getting confused
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:41 PM
Nice, I drove through arizona last week.
Rejd 30-Jan-17 09:41 PM
I've given up on that and just use some timezone calculator
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
southern or northern? Northern Arizona is nice, Southern Arizona is boring desert
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
Time is a very vague concept to me at this point
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
southern
Rejd 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
reee
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
Damn. Well at least it's not as bad as driving through Texas
Lancek 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
And then through west texas 😢 🔫
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
lmao
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
Haha, sucker
Oh wait I live here
Fuck
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
got em
er wait
Lancek 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
although 80mph is pretty sweet
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
got.... yourself?
Lancek 30-Jan-17 09:42 PM
legally
Rejd 30-Jan-17 09:43 PM
Ahahaha
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:43 PM
dallas south to austin is pretty sweet
the rest of itrs pretty bad
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:43 PM
I made the drive from Phoenix to Austin overnight and it was awful. 17 hours, about 9 hours of passing through small towns with a McDonalds and gas station as landmarks
Lancek 30-Jan-17 09:43 PM
yeah pretty much
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:43 PM
yeah no, fuck that
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:43 PM
I am so far west people think I'm in New Mexico sometimes, so that's cool
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
texas has towns that are literally an intersection
Evike 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
auighsg
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
anyway
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
god damnit rej
hindered 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
wow
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
maybe you should @ everyone some more rejd
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
should i get this game
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
wat r u doin
Measly Twerp 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
Anyone feeling rich and generous?
Space Ghost 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
Evike 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
no
Space Ghost 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
.. bank
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
:speaking_head: EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO TAKE OUT LOANS AT GMACH'S BIG BUCKS BANK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9yBgTp9UQ
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
Space Ghost 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
.. bank
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
:speaking_head: EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO TAKE OUT LOANS AT GMACH'S BIG BUCKS BANK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ9yBgTp9UQ
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:44 PM
its free real estate
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:45 PM
Remember, use Steam refunds to your advantage, set an alarm for an hour and 55 minutes, if you don't like it, refund this shit
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 09:45 PM
for me it's the mchicken
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:45 PM
ill refund it if i get banned for trying to find the dick slider value
Percelus 30-Jan-17 09:46 PM
i doubt the norwegians care what you do with dicks
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:46 PM
Knock that shit off
Rejd 30-Jan-17 09:46 PM
nope!
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:46 PM
lol
i turn off notifications
on all servers
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:46 PM
If it runs like shit on a 1080, I'm out. Not doing another ARK
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:46 PM
Yeah I forgot to for this one
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:47 PM
since when does approximately 1 hour mean 2 fucking hours
gdi steam
inkel 30-Jan-17 09:47 PM
it doesn't do minutes
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:47 PM
Oh yeah, if you're on Nvidia, make sure you get those Conan Exiles drivers
inkel 30-Jan-17 09:47 PM
so if it's technically below 2 hours, it says 1 hour
it's dum
Rejd 30-Jan-17 09:47 PM
But hey, now that dumb bot should mention everyone when conan releases vOv
Percelus 30-Jan-17 09:49 PM
stop upsetting richard garriott by giving SotA bad steam reviews
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 09:50 PM
oh no poor richard garriot
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 09:50 PM
CONAN RELEASE AND MASTODON DROPS A NEW ALBUM OH YES
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 09:51 PM
smh if you aren't listening to the conan soundtrack
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:51 PM
im listening to female singer only kpop
inkel 30-Jan-17 09:52 PM
blasting that blackpink, huh?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:52 PM
BLACKPINK - WHISTLE on repeat
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:53 PM
Speaking of Shroud of the Avatar, what should I use my $2 credit on @Orv ?
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:53 PM
Process a refund?
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:54 PM
too late, I tried, I redeemed a cloak in game and now I'm ineligible
Orv 30-Jan-17 09:54 PM
RIP
I don't know, I stopped paying attention to it a while ago
Percelus 30-Jan-17 09:55 PM
is eating people in yet
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:55 PM
yes
Percelus 30-Jan-17 09:55 PM
and if so anyone have a gif of it
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:55 PM
if you summon yog
er
if you worship yog
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 09:55 PM
you can cook human flesh into blessed meat and eat that
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:55 PM
then you get buffs
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:56 PM
What does Crom do? I vaguely remember that name
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:56 PM
nothing
thats his gimmick tho
in the conan verse crom doesnt give a shit
Percelus 30-Jan-17 09:56 PM
if crom doesn't grant you revenge, then forget him
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:57 PM
Crom watches from his high mountain and laughs at all us mere mortals
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 09:57 PM
Relevant scene
also
fantastic music
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:57 PM
yeah conan soundtrack is lit af
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 09:58 PM
Greek film composers best film composers
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 09:58 PM
tengriism is p lit tho
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 09:58 PM
the subtitles are wrong
in that clip, which is pretty funny
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 09:58 PM
Will they eventually expand out of the exile lands and somewhere green? I remember enjoying Cimmeria/Aquilonia a fair bit in Age of Conan. I had an elephant mount that would kick people off a bridge and down a waterfall
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 09:59 PM
yeah expanding the map is gonna be a thing
they work on it during EA
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 09:59 PM
Yea there will be multiple zones
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 09:59 PM
There's a lot of areas to go in the conan world
Percelus 30-Jan-17 09:59 PM
i can understand crom not being a summon but having no bonuses seems kind of dumb
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
its basically the "i dont care about the religion shit" choice
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
^
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
its a "we dont need no help" choice
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
Because Crom doesn't give a fuck about you
he won't help
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
will he send dick pics if I pray for it?
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
he'll laugh at them
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
your prayers will go unanswered
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
Crom watches the world from his mountain top, but does not answer prayers and will receive no worship. If you choose Crom as your god at the start of the game, you will not get the knowledge of an acolyte, so he is the god to choose if you do not wish to get involved in the religion system in Conan Exiles.
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:00 PM
Sad.
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:01 PM
the current area is like, a 5th of the final map
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 10:01 PM
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:01 PM
Oh shit, isn't the current map huge?
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 10:01 PM
yuge
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:01 PM
Yeah, it's gonna get bigger
more biomes
etc
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:02 PM
i hope theres a candy biome with chocolate rivers
like in trove
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 10:03 PM
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:03 PM
thanks for agreeing with me twitter
vanityset 30-Jan-17 10:03 PM
Yes!
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:03 PM
Yes!
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 10:04 PM
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:06 PM
i guess i should learn about this game besides dick and balls
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:06 PM
why
vanityset 30-Jan-17 10:06 PM
na
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:06 PM
you can see vulva if you swim without pants on
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
idk i like systems?
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
like the physics system for your ball sack?
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
find npcs
Orv 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
Known things about shit you spend money on? Is for babies
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
hit them with clubs
make them your slaves
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
i guess. though i don't know that ballsacks work that way
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
????
profit
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
see, you're already learning something new
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:07 PM
i am.
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 10:08 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:08 PM
1. Crush your enemies
2. See them driven before you
3. Hear the lamentations of their women.
4. ???
5. Profit.
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:09 PM
is there a good stream people are watching while we wait?
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:09 PM
Bikeman is streaming it still
not sure how much longer he'll be on though, he's been streaming the game for like 8 hours straight now
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:10 PM
i really don't know how i missed out on this game before today.
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:10 PM
The scene where conan punches a camel
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:10 PM
no one was streaming it, and it didn't have that much press
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:10 PM
is a classic
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:11 PM
fucking kills it lmao
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:11 PM
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:11 PM
Sucker punch
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:11 PM
ball physics confirmed??
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
if you go short penis you are 100% balls when crouching
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
Lancek 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
testicle physics
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
yea uh p sure I saw ball physics earlier
Lancek 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
already better than rust
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
it was really windy
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
I'm 100% balls anyways
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 10:12 PM
and his balls were flapping
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:13 PM
lol
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:14 PM
first thing twitch does is give me an ad for TESO's announcement tomorrow
sorry guys, gonna move to this game NICE TRY
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:15 PM
relevant prayer
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:19 PM
oh god its like ark? im going to get kidnapped and poisoned repeatedly in this game too arent i
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
you will be enslaved to be a dancer to boost morale
Percelus 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
only by goons though
Rejd 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
Not in yet, they're trying to figure out how to make being taken as a prisoner enjoyable
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
Rejd 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
aka assrocks still in work (See: Reign of Kings)
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
well yeah it was not enjoyable in ark it was just weird.
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
Yea they want you to have agency
Percelus 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
sex slave minigame
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
like wow this is great im constantly knocked out.
Percelus 30-Jan-17 10:21 PM
hire me as a dev i got this shit
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 10:22 PM
Does this look like shit yet
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:22 PM
idk im watching a naked man break rocks so looks pretty awesome
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 10:22 PM
I can go do that outside
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 10:22 PM
I could listen to james earl jones talk forever
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 10:22 PM
Someone get their camera
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:23 PM
i think the character has a better butt tho
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 10:23 PM
You haven't seen mine yet
Or my elephant balls
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:27 PM
https://techraptor.net/content/conan-exiles-launch-denuvo-drm
fuck, hope CPY cracks it like Resident Evil 7 in 5 days(edited)
inkel 30-Jan-17 10:28 PM
so?
vanityset 30-Jan-17 10:28 PM
>games without DRM in 2017
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 10:28 PM
Its also launching with my rock hard erection
vanityset 30-Jan-17 10:28 PM
0
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 10:28 PM
hth
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:28 PM
It means a couple bad things, like no Linux port/emulation
https://whyisdenuvobad.github.io(edited)
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:31 PM
i guess i need to get my microphone set for this game.
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:31 PM
nah, people will kill on sight regardless
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:32 PM
but then i can chat with goons.
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 10:32 PM
>wanting to chat with goons
might as well want to cut your dick off and eat it on a bun
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:32 PM
have i got news for you then!
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:32 PM
stop trans shaming me
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:36 PM
Now ARK players who have played the game can fuck new ones even harder than they were before with the new Iron Man Power Rangers suits
https://youtu.be/kpLjGesXjJs
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 10:36 PM
ark was never a good game
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:37 PM
it was okay but i never had enough time to put into it to stay relevant
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:41 PM
theres a hotkey in game to delete your character.. so don't press it
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:41 PM
haha
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:41 PM
Holy shit, this guy is running Conan Exiles at 4K @ 100-150+FPS
I don't feel too worried about performance anymore
https://youtu.be/c9zGSI6npKE
Rejd 30-Jan-17 10:44 PM
Nice. May be able to even utilize this 144hz monitor in a survival game now, the genre where bad performance seems to be the norm~
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:45 PM
only problems people were hacving when i was watching streams earlier was server crashes
Drache 30-Jan-17 10:45 PM
is this the conan circle jerk channel
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:45 PM
but there were no rollbacks
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 10:45 PM
That is precisely why I haven't gone with 144hz, ignorance is bliss.
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:46 PM
You are in the right place
This is the premium conan discord
Drache 30-Jan-17 10:47 PM
oo premium
Lancek 30-Jan-17 10:48 PM
Premium shitposting conan discord
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:48 PM
12est right?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:49 PM
11 minute
penises will flop
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:49 PM
Lancek 30-Jan-17 10:49 PM
🍆
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:49 PM
hrm
god damnit i hate when i have to try to reset up my mic and shit
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 10:52 PM
My micropenis is throbbing in anticipation
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:52 PM
i never remember where this shit gets plugged in at
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:52 PM
the green hole
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:54 PM
sort of
i have speakers and then a double jack for the headphones
and i dont remember how i set it up
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:54 PM
headphones green pink is microphone
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:55 PM
yeah but its one of those splicer things. so i can set it up so i can hear out of the headphones only or speakers only
it should do both
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:55 PM
ah
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:56 PM
plus then i dont know why my mic isnt working
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:56 PM
do you have it set as default communication device
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:56 PM
yeah none of that changed, it just is the set up from moving
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:56 PM
discord likes to fuck up mic settings every time it updates
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:56 PM
oh
hm
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 30-Jan-17 10:57 PM
On that note, no one is talking in this room at the moment, right?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 10:57 PM
lots of people are talking in the voice channel
Evike 30-Jan-17 10:58 PM
there is a text and voice channel
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 30-Jan-17 10:58 PM
Aww, two channels.
Percelus 30-Jan-17 10:58 PM
no that is just your schizotypy acting up
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 10:58 PM
Were talking
You just cant hear
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 10:59 PM
@everyone CONAN DROPPED
BUY NOW
Bchad 30-Jan-17 10:59 PM
BUYIGN
Ritsu 30-Jan-17 10:59 PM
No
Death to steam
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
time2buy
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
Installing
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
IT IS TIME
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
Hey @everyone, Conan @everyone
Kimsemus 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
TO WAR
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
installing now I have to go take a shower and get ready for work 😦
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:00 PM
prob won't be able to play till this weekend tho
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:01 PM
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
ugh now the push to talk doesnt even come up
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
so who's gonna stream so I can live vicariously through them?
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
18.9 gb
time to sleep
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
whats the difference between barb edition and not
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
barb edition has a bunch of useless shit
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
cosmetic bullshit
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
definite useless
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
like Age of Conan in game items
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
and yea
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
game is out bitches
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:02 PM
er define
im a girl, i like useless shit humor me
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:03 PM
Age of Conan, ingame items
the definition of useless
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:03 PM
excellent sold.
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:03 PM
Welp download gonna take an hour guess ill try this tomorrow after work(edited)
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
Okay yeah 19 GB makes a hell of a lot more sense than 35
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
14 minute ETA, not too bad, you guys are using an SSD right?
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
I thought that number sounded a little ridiculous
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
you people and your fiber
Percelus 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
10%
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
thank you Sarmhan, I was about to link that image
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
300mbps, wish I had Fiber
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
I'm on SSD and I have fiber but i'm not hardlined yet
Kizurue 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
4.5 hours.
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:04 PM
I'm in bumfuck USA so I get 14
mbps
No bandwith throttling or weird routing issues though
so that's nice
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
That's not too bad. At least you're not in the single digits
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
250mbps, only using half of it on this download
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
I live where Comcast has a strangehold on the area so I get fuck-all for speed and still pay too much
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
i can get you hardlined
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
Yea I'm lucky
randomly the best-connected rural county in the USA
Slim Killington 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
2.6 MB/s right now, fuck me
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
@Evike so yea, you get a T-shirt, Rule books for the pen and paper D&D Conan game, art book, and then some garbage
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:05 PM
in game thiiiiings
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
Aka a bunch of garbage
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
the ingame stuff is for AGE OF CONAN
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
will someone upload the PDF? The pen & paper thing sounds kinda neat
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
the dumb dead MMO, not the game you're buying
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
and steam just shit the bed allocating disk space
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
age of conan will run forever because funcom
fucking anarchy online
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
Is conan the best game ever made?
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
still exists
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
confirmed
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:06 PM
conan is the best game with dicks and boobs
not including modded dicks and boobs
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:07 PM
Gotta applaud Funcom for giving us Anarchy Online players a new renderer after 15 years of the game running
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:08 PM
man i forgot about AO
I jump into it every couple of years
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:08 PM
If you haven't checked out the renderer, it's worth a download
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:08 PM
I could make cocaine
I just fell in love with a Colombian
I'll never witness a drought again!
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:13 PM
@here If anyone wants to volunteer to stream this bitch lemme know
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:14 PM
Anyone downloaded it yet?
Simplyjack 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
downloadan now
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
35%
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
Working on it
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
Tell me if it is good
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
we're currrently mulitplayering download simulator~
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
But I can't play tonight
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:15 PM
same
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:16 PM
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:16 PM
I'll only get it if people play it for more than a month, I think.
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:16 PM
nice 100 megs
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:16 PM
yay idk wtf i did
oh wait i don't have headphone sound
god damnit
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:17 PM
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:17 PM
wow speed dropped down to 6MB/s
rude, steam
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
Mine is 8.5 MB/s
we doing PVP or PVP Blitz?
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
yes
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
PVP, we need to hold an official server hostage forever
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
whatever ill fuck with it later
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
nice
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:18 PM
And branch out to other servers to fuck shit up every now and then(edited)
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
alright i finished downloading age of conans im ready to game
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
is the plan for both BMW and World of Goons to roll on the same server?
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
how are you done
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
Are they playing?
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
I dunno
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
who is World of Goons?
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:19 PM
40 minutes
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Another Discord I dick measure against
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
I wouldn't want to live in a world of goons
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Because Im petty
First it was Map Goons, now its World of... Goons
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
We're a world of goons
a whole new world
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Although after today I think were at 220+?(edited)
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
oh wot people
lol
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:20 PM
We are
The site just hasnt updated
Blame Kale
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
Is there a pve mode?
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
Ark goons are probably going to play too
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
theres pve, theres also single player
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
Why wouldn't you want to murder pubbies
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
Yeah
Drache 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
Ark Goons is where it's at : )
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
its p far behind
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:21 PM
I wanna get drunk with goons and smash shit online as conan
Bchad 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
GET ARK GOONS IN HERE IMO
shits gonna be lit
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
Is there a greater goal in life?
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
Drache is one
Bchad 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
i know
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
Because it can get messy and boring after a while. I don't mind murdering pubbies, but when the pubbies murder me, that's boring :p
Bchad 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
hes THE ONE
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
Neo?
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
let's see class starts at 12:30
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
if i stay up and don't sleep until 3...
hindered 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
tell your teacher to suck a big fat weiner
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:22 PM
Man I am supposed to go to work in 30 min but ehhhh
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
nah this is my second chance college
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
oh
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
Should I buy this shitty game
Probably not
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
"shitty"
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
yes
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
But I'm going to anyways
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
this is GOAT
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
East coast at least
dilbertasfuck 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
AZ here
only 10:24
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:23 PM
So was rust and day z and every other piece of shit early access game goons have rushed and then dumped after a month
But fuck it
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
yeah but dayz and rust are dumb and gay so
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
At least this game has actual devs
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
^
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
rust was ok for a few months when we poopsocked it
but still fuck rust
Chatanya 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
What server are we on?
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
Who have released games and actually like the Conan universe
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:24 PM
i dont think anyone is pretending this game wont be dead in two months
well except that idiot
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
goons gotta fight each other
Alexander DeLarge 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
Number #74
I'm on #74 right now
lics 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
what community do i pick? does it matter??
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
split into Set, Yog and Chrom
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
what god do i pick
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
As if you wouldn't be immature fuckers
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
Chrom doesn't have any benefits so keep that in mind
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
I'm disappointed
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
yeah he's out
i want benefits
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
Yog
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
Isn't yog like blood or someshit?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:25 PM
Or nothing
Cthulhu cult
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
Reeeeeeeeeee battleye
Percelus 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
what server
are we on
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
74?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
I'm not a gay fucking snake worshipper
I like tentacles
Like a straight dude
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
Official Server #74
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
Percelus 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
time 2 hang dong
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:26 PM
Pinned a message.
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:27 PM
Jfc, talk about poopsocking
Percelus 30-Jan-17 11:27 PM
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:27 PM
Need to get all goons on one server and then we just murder anyone who isn't a goon
And then they'll get mad
And then post on reddit about goons ruining everything
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:28 PM
Someone tell me if there's dumb ass hats and armor
That's actually playing
Sarmhan 30-Jan-17 11:28 PM
there's definitely silly helmets
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:28 PM
Goty
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:28 PM
How big is the world, anyway?
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
big
and it'll get bigger
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
That's what he said
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
its about 1/5 the size it will be when its done
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
What is the server size?
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
70
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
100+(edited)
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
70
700
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
69
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:29 PM
Fuck
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:30 PM
Fucking goons
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Man, my server list is empty 😦
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Lol the ark devs
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Alread EAC banned
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:32 PM
Any of the goons streaming?
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:33 PM
@Simplyjack You got that pic of Detroit with the sign?
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:33 PM
god 29 minutes left this is crap
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:33 PM
East coast is best coast
For US anyway
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
Pinned a message.
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
That doesn't even rhyme get it rightjfc
west coast IS best coast
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
ARK devs are salty about this game apparently
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
get fucked ark devs
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
I think they were joking
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
midbest?
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
West coast of Europe
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
wait what about ark devs
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
But I can't tell
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
link?
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:34 PM
ark sucks anyways
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
Check reddit, hazlen
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
oh
yeah
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
They were saying in a Conan stream that it looked like an ARK mod
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
i dont reddit(edited)
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
It's dino tame waiting simulator 2016
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
I am on my phone so I can't link it :/
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
F u c k r e d d i t
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:35 PM
what shit serv are people on
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
12 apparently
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
no dont fuck redditors
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
𝓘'𝓶 𝓰𝓪𝔂
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
Someone said 74?
vanityset 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
12
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
lol
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
Other people said 12
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
no 85 now
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
85
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
Chatanya 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
don't go 74 😕
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
uhm
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
69
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
Clearly everyone is going on every server
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
lol
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
Rejd what is your ping to 12?
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
Goon rush all the servers?
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
hi eonwe
Eonwe 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
sup
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
my bff
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:36 PM
make a mans on every server
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
^^
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
Clearly just have to go on each server and take out all the pubbies so they all rq(edited)
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
@GoGoGadget no clue, I wouldn't worry about it
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
And post on reddit about how bad we are
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
goons are worse than pubs in 2017
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
Also master server (for the list) is kinda shitting out
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
:^(
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
heh i dont have a reddit account
am i cool?
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:37 PM
I wonder why~
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:38 PM
Apparently my shitty reddit account got hacked
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:38 PM
lol
rip ur karma
this game isn't even launching for me
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:38 PM
I can't find any third person gameplay
Dang it
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:38 PM
do I have to restart to make battleye work idk
no idea why else it wouldn't launch
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:38 PM
i dont know friend
im still installing
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:38 PM
check your services
make sure the battleye service is running
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
do you need win10 or some retarded shit
lmao
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
open cmd prompt
"services.msc"
look for battleye
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
Isn't battleye what arma 1 used?
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
o be was stopped
trying to relaunch
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
Lots of games use battleye
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
weird it would completely prevent game launch though idk
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
But yeah Arma is one
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
isnt battleye the anti cheat for the first battlefield game
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
yeah
its been updated since
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
jesus christ
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
many times
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:39 PM
i hope so
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:40 PM
I've never had problems with it 🤷
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:40 PM
battle eye is WAYYYYY better than EAC
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:40 PM
nope game still isn't launching wtf
wonder what's up
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:40 PM
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:40 PM
Try rebooting your computer at least three times
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:40 PM
lol
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:41 PM
look for this
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:41 PM
12 now
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:41 PM
i have made five different conans help
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:41 PM
72/70 👀
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
yeah it's on just
game wasn't launching
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
reboot? 🤷
Stokes 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
which community yo
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
I just did and it still isn't rofl rip
wait
it launched
we did it bois
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
there ya go
👌(edited)
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
6.0mb download is a struggle
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:42 PM
same
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:43 PM
@GoGoGadget ping is 147
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:43 PM
goons could just buy a ser
v
like $30/mo or 225/yr
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:43 PM
you buy a server
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:43 PM
We already have plans for one
Lancek 30-Jan-17 11:43 PM
Yeah check the pinned messages in this channel
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:44 PM
anyone know if female model has smaller hitboxes
gotta exploit
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:44 PM
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:44 PM
metagame the shit outta conan 👌
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:44 PM
hitbox
heh heh
BlazingZero 30-Jan-17 11:44 PM
i get it
noice
TrapBot 30-Jan-17 11:45 PM
Tempus Thales 30-Jan-17 11:45 PM
6GB MORE
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:45 PM
apparently female player model vaginas are inside their mouth
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:45 PM
i can do this for 20 minutes until i can make my huge boob big vulva rock biter
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:45 PM
if you glitch inside your model it's on your tongue lmao
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:45 PM
vagina dentata
its real
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
Why is there no console to just let me connect directly via ip
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
my wife loves that movie
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
Heh
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
>mods
p good
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
You nerds hell rushing to play this game
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
Meanwhile Im watching animu
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
Whos the real winner tonight
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:46 PM
us?
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
me?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
vagina dentata!! vagina dentata!!
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
have you watched Inferno Cop?
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
Taylor SWifTT 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
I only watch high concept slife of life animes
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
lol rip
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
motion blur off by default
gj
already goty
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:47 PM
nudity off by default
bj
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:48 PM
all this goon hype is makin me wanna purchase this right now
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:48 PM
its a trap
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:48 PM
Do it and try to get into a server for an hour
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:48 PM
source: goon since 2003
Gayos Orb (chaos) 30-Jan-17 11:49 PM
i know
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:49 PM
Rip you
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:49 PM
do you have a shit guild on 12
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:49 PM
yeah
Fallout 30-Jan-17 11:49 PM
is 12 full yet?
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:49 PM
So you caved every time?
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
just enough to know better
and yet
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
yes it's full
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
lol if you go to server settings >can't access from main menu
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
Surely that means you got like steam the first year it came out, etc.
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
so why does it even show up gj game
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
i don't think i did
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
Why wouldn't it show up when it's full?
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
Apparently I've been exiled for punching a camel to death
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:50 PM
lol
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
I can't get but like 2-3 American servers to show up RIP
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
pvp blitz eh
I assume you guys are on norm pvp
Rejd 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
regular pvp
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
yes
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
>choose your community
lol
not a bad idea I guess
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
When do they have private servers?
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
yes
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
as soon as someone can host one
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:51 PM
Oh lol
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:52 PM
would be p cheap for goons to split the cost for a month
$15 ea
for two
Hazlen 30-Jan-17 11:52 PM
we have a server already
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:52 PM
i cant even find #12 on the list
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:52 PM
lol god 12 is so full
if you filter by players you will
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:53 PM
@Rejd and other EU fucks, how did you get American servers to show up?
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:53 PM
I think all the streamers are on age of hyboria lmao
Evike 30-Jan-17 11:53 PM
this last 15 minutes of download keeps mysteriously getting more time added
Edd 30-Jan-17 11:53 PM
Has SA gone down today yet?
Akumos 30-Jan-17 11:54 PM
I read you can just kill yourself*ctrl-k) to sac your own body over and over
to summon avs
lol
auzuguwu 30-Jan-17 11:59 PM
it is not possible to get into #12 when it takes 5 minutes to refresh the server list, doesn't always show up, and cannot enter a queue to join
GoGoGadget 30-Jan-17 11:59 PM
what's up with all you fucks using the same push to talk button in here and in game c'moonnnnnn
Yeah I can't even get 12 to show up
I just joined a different one for now
Percelus 31-Jan-17 12:00 AM
im on 93 for now
its american and pvp
like only 45/70
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:01 AM
I'm sure 12 will be emptier by the time I get home from work, so eh
Chatanya 31-Jan-17 12:02 AM
go on 74
if it's up
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:03 AM
how come?
Chatanya 31-Jan-17 12:03 AM
because that's what server they said first before 12 😕
but it doesn't matter, it's crashing hard
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:04 AM
Finally got 12 to show...favorited it. 74 isn't showing
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:04 AM
favoriting doesnt do aynthing
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:04 AM
well fuck
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 12:05 AM
Percelus 31-Jan-17 12:07 AM
they need to add a bunch of american pvp servers unless interest dies out overnight
Rejd 31-Jan-17 12:07 AM
Pinned a message.
Percelus 31-Jan-17 12:07 AM
asia and europe not so much
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:10 AM
is #12 on purist?
Akumos 31-Jan-17 12:12 AM
is there a way to check ping in-game
cause uh
12 has me rubberbanding like a mofo
Rejd 31-Jan-17 12:13 AM
You could check the server info via steam overlay
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:13 AM
i got the join button highlighted and im spamming it using enter, dont know if its acheiving anything
Rejd 31-Jan-17 12:13 AM
Between 100 and 140ms
for me in EU
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:14 AM
la la la
its pretty cool sometimes i refresh and nothing shows
Quornes 31-Jan-17 12:15 AM
jesus fuck so many dudes in voice chat
Rejd 31-Jan-17 12:15 AM
Yeah I'm gonna go wait for the server browser hotfix
I haven't had shit show up for the past 15 minutes
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 12:16 AM
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:16 AM
yeah the internet has dudes so weird
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 12:16 AM
Rejd 31-Jan-17 12:16 AM
reeeeee
Akumos 31-Jan-17 12:17 AM
this server is
literally unplayable
gonna go on a priv rip
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:17 AM
i can't even get on it
Gamesguy 31-Jan-17 12:17 AM
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:18 AM
nice
Gamesguy 31-Jan-17 12:18 AM
how do i get to goon island
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:18 AM
now if i ever log on i have a map
Gamesguy 31-Jan-17 12:18 AM
from where i am
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:19 AM
go straight north
Lokee#1115 31-Jan-17 12:19 AM
anyone experiencing any issues with getting the server list to print
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:20 AM
it takes like 35 seconds for it to populate
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:20 AM
yeah just keep refreshing it will eventually
Lokee#1115 31-Jan-17 12:20 AM
word
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:20 AM
and sometimes official #12 wont appear
Gamesguy 31-Jan-17 12:20 AM
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:20 AM
is full anyway!
Rejd 31-Jan-17 12:21 AM
Pinned a message.
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 12:21 AM
so what server should I be if 12 is fubat
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:21 AM
thats the problem, theres no official server thats pvp and not 70/70
so if you cant get in 12 just play anything
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:22 AM
yeah give it some time
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:22 AM
no real point in organizing on a pubbie server
Evike 31-Jan-17 12:22 AM
i think i got on some euro server
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:24 AM
Im on BLITZ #11
if anyone wants to dick around till servers arent full
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:25 AM
if you wanna bs in voice about it, join dnd voice channel
Stokes 31-Jan-17 12:25 AM
Everyone is so damn scared of each other
Akumos 31-Jan-17 12:26 AM
idk I just wanna play without fucking rubberbanding
Quornes 31-Jan-17 12:26 AM
i love my new internet connection
i went from 0.7-.09 mb/s downloads to my current 9.9/10.0 mb/s
zerric 31-Jan-17 12:32 AM
finally got on 12, still room in the clan?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 12:37 AM
games dead
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:38 AM
whys the server browser so lame reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 12:39 AM
We already killed the game
Akumos 31-Jan-17 12:39 AM
come roll on obsidian fear fuck official :^)
so is there nothing to do about the horrible rubberbanding on like every server
weird
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:48 AM
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:48 AM
future go west
it's the circular island
left of that long one
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:48 AM
kim this is blitz 11
not 12, disregard
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:49 AM
yeah sorry showing others where we are
Akumos 31-Jan-17 12:59 AM
why the fuck
does trying to join a full server
completely bug your ui out
gr8
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:00 AM
Day one games, man
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:04 AM
I thought it was 12 being shit so I left
now I can't get back in, sometimes serv browser won't work
lmao
Evike 31-Jan-17 01:04 AM
alright enough bouncy bounce cya guys tomorrow
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 01:04 AM
same
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:05 AM
Theres def some kinks that need to be addressed
Prob see a few patches over the next 48 hours
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:05 AM
100+ FPS WITH MAX GRAPHICS...
if they can get some netcode
the game might be incredible
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:05 AM
it's not just official servs being overloaded for sure cause
privs are rubberbanding too
so must be the code yea
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:05 AM
but for now its ruberband disaster
thats what im guessing
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:05 AM
r1p
I like how
I favorite this serv
but can't see it
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 01:06 AM
favoriting doesnt do shit
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:06 AM
yeah favorite doesnt do anything
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:06 AM
why does favorite never work in games
rofl
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 01:06 AM
go to favorites only and it will populate 1000 servers
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:07 AM
idk why I can't auto join or press ok when serv is full
I gotta fully refresh shit
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 01:08 AM
if you use arrow keys you can highlight join and use enter to keep pressing on it but i dont think it does anything
Quornes 31-Jan-17 01:10 AM
room still in clan?
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:10 AM
server browser like
consumes all of my internet
rofl
I can't load anything while it's running
watch the rubberbanding is secretly from server browser staying up
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:14 AM
i wouldnt doubt that
or like its offloading some computation to the clients that it shouldnt be like animal ai
or some other dumb shit
Akumos 31-Jan-17 01:29 AM
why does my shit
get fucking deleted
my I press combat stance
if I have a pickaxe equipped or something
it just disappears
Tempus Thales 31-Jan-17 01:35 AM
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 01:38 AM
So initial impression: netcode issues aside, this game is fun as fuck
Rejd 31-Jan-17 01:46 AM
Yeah I murked a whole buncha dudes with a stone sword and cut em in half
it's great
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 01:47 AM
Alexander DeLarge 31-Jan-17 01:48 AM
Tempus Thales 31-Jan-17 01:50 AM
destiny fullfilled
Rejd 31-Jan-17 01:58 AM
this, but in conan, is what we're gonna work on.
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:00 AM
The tradition of the dreadfort must be kept
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 02:01 AM
How do i harvest anything? Is there a tutorial?
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:01 AM
Hold E to pick up small stones, branches etc
dilbertasfuck 31-Jan-17 02:01 AM
I hope the server makes a big dong together
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:01 AM
Make a pickaxe/axe to chop down trees and break larger boulders to get wood/stone faster
dilbertasfuck 31-Jan-17 02:01 AM
or a butt
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 02:02 AM
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:02 AM
#old_conan_readme_you_fucker for the map and additional information
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 02:02 AM
my current location if new guys need to meet up
Goodchild 31-Jan-17 02:03 AM
I'm almost at the goon Island,
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 02:03 AM
On what server now?
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:03 AM
Still 12
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 02:07 AM
I killed a guy wi a hammer and i couldnt loot a hammer
Goodchild 31-Jan-17 02:13 AM
Rejd, are you able to clan invite? Im right where you were in that pic you posted earlier.
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 02:14 AM
How can a drink water from a stream?
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 02:34 AM
crouch and E
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 02:47 AM
Rejd 31-Jan-17 03:02 AM
Tier 1 Buildings - Sandstone (Stone, Wood and Fiber to build) - Iron Weapons to destroy.
Tier 2 Buildings - Bricks (Logs, Bricks and Mortar to build) - Steel Weapons to destroy.
Tier 3 Buildings - Steel (Unknown build requirements) uses Steel reinforcements - Undamagable by Weapons, need explosive items.
Pinned a message.
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 03:04 AM
I authed, can't wait to see how this game is worse than ARK somehow
Kizurue 31-Jan-17 03:06 AM
I can't even get the game to start. I tell it to play in steam, asked if I wanted to install BattleEye, hit yes, says running then stops after a bit. GOTY.
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 03:09 AM
I'll probably just mess about in single player for a while
It's apparently really laggy
Rejd 31-Jan-17 03:12 AM
around here is where I start finding iron stone, just fyi
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 03:14 AM
Wow it's frustrating to get branches and plant material compared to wood
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 03:17 AM
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 03:21 AM
I can't play for another 12 hours
But I want to know about sacrificing the hearts of my enemies
Because that's metal as shit
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 03:43 AM
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 03:53 AM
Can we uh
Turn off the twitter bot now?
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 04:08 AM
is this game garbage or not?
what's the goonword?
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:09 AM
I think we're all GOING IN on it either way
terrible survival games are BMW's bread and better
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 04:09 AM
well yeah
i'm just debating this now, or ps4 now and wait a week on this
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:09 AM
anyhow I'm probablt going back to sleep y'all but I'm gonna buy/install now
i mean, the smart consumer would probably do the latter
fortunately we're not smart consumers
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 04:10 AM
lol
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:11 AM
estimated 1 hour download time is faster than i thought
not bad
HardKase 31-Jan-17 04:12 AM
so is it good, or bad?
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:12 AM
What's the actual size?
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:12 AM
35gigs roughly iirc
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:12 AM
ooph
Not getting that done tonight
my connection does 4mbs max
HardKase 31-Jan-17 04:13 AM
35 gig would take me a sleep
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:13 AM
it's 18gig download
35 installed
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:13 AM
it's not a huge deal, tomorrow/this evening (I never consider it the next day until I start my routine) is when things will POP OFF proper most likely
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:13 AM
^
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:13 AM
looks like not everyone is all nightin' this shit
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:13 AM
I want to eat the hearts of my enemies
And see them driven before me
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
I HOPE some of our boys have started scouting servers/base configs and stuff
I've been passed out and will return to that now
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
I imagine they will have
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
Whats the character customization like? Can I create a deformed goblin?
HardKase 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
I own the expansion for Age of Conan
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
godspeed you beautiful man
HardKase 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
what im saying is, I make terrible financial decisions when conan is invoved
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:14 AM
my dude
go ALL in
GET THE BARBARIAN EDITION
GET THOSE SWEET AGE OF CONAN EXCLUSIVE ITEMS
HardKase 31-Jan-17 04:15 AM
ahah
I'm but a poor student!
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:15 AM
sell your hole to an alcoholic professor or something
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:15 AM
People actually play Age of Conan still?
I came in on release, stats didn't work besides armor and weapon damage
My assassin ran naked all the way to the level cap
Then I quit
HardKase 31-Jan-17 04:16 AM
wait they will ship all of that too me?
in NZ
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:17 AM
no one services your godless country
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:18 AM
I have no idea, there's probs an FAQ on their site
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 04:19 AM
welp
i'm not a smart consumer
20 minutes for me
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:20 AM
ONE OF US
oh prithee thee Yog, grant this warrior ample MANFLESH in his trials to come(edited)
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 04:21 AM
Technically my work laptop meets the minimum specs for this. Considering how quite it's been today I'm downloading it now and will give it a go.
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:26 AM
seems like the only pitfall so far via reviews and our TOP INFORMATION GUYS is server lag atm
which will probably be fixed quickly
and may even be due to servers being more overloaded than they expected
so that's not awful
better than "the game itself is fundamentally shit"
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 04:27 AM
I can live with that.
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:30 AM
Isn't the game basically ARK but with Conan instead of dinosaurs?
Engine wise, I mean
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
I don't think the engine is really related, or at least
this one has been developed by people who might have some idea of what they're doing
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
I'd hope not because ARK was terribly optimized.
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
which hopefully means it's not laggy shit for YEARS like Ark
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
Well we'll see. ARK focused on content over optimization, I hope they don't go that way
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
or feature-poor like Rust
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
I also hope they don't go with Rust's glacial development schedule
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:31 AM
yeah
two sides of the survival coin
best to avoid both
but I figure moreso than the previous attempts at big survival titles, existing semi-successful developers (in the grand scope of things) are making this one, presumably with an actual budget
so I have fath in them trying to do well
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:33 AM
They're taking a page out of ARK's titans with the summoning stuff
But it seems to be temporary
and not a permanent pet
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 04:33 AM
Talking of glacial slow, why is Conan taking so long to allocate disk space? It's doing it on my laptop and my remote desktop at home.
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:33 AM
yeah it's more of an "event"
it took some time for me to do so
as well
the avatars have counterplay via killing the summoner to end the summon prematurely and shit
(as well as a map wide announcement as to who is doing it)
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:38 AM
Looking at a stream it seems very rust like
the resource ticker is the same
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:43 AM
yeah it LOOKS like Ark on the surface
but I think the gameplay will feel more like Rust (I should know here in a sec)
except
you know, without the shadow of Garry ruining everything
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 04:45 AM
This streamer hasn't levelled up despite his button flashing for 20 minutes now and it's making my eye twitch
Rejd 31-Jan-17 05:02 AM
The best thing about the whole "This is like ark but with conans instead of dinosaurs!" is that the ark devs got butthurt over this game
Calling it an ark mod
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:03 AM
lmao
in a month or two it'll be PRIME to fuck with them on Twitter or something
and be like
"wow your game copied Conan Exiles didn't it?"
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 05:07 AM
Depends how well it does in the next week with regards to lag and optimization
Because if its still worse than ARK in two weeks the game is kill
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 05:29 AM
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 05:40 AM
what server are we on?
Percelus 31-Jan-17 05:45 AM
this game doesn't want to let me load onto a server
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:45 AM
what's it doing?
Percelus 31-Jan-17 05:46 AM
it spends about 10min trying to prepare character then battleye says it timed out
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 05:47 AM
are we yog or set?
yog, right?
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:47 AM
yog yeah
and the initial character load is wonky atm
it took me several tries
Percelus 31-Jan-17 05:48 AM
funcompetence
great now the game crashed and doesn't want to load back up'
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 05:53 AM
Try reinstalling it :v
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 05:56 AM
meh :/
Brittain 31-Jan-17 05:57 AM
The game runs pretty good for me, but I want to change monitors and am unable to. Changing it to windowed mode usually lets you drag/resize the client. Anyone have any ideas?
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 05:59 AM
have you tried alt+enter?
it should swap between borderless and regular windowed
Brittain 31-Jan-17 05:59 AM
i'll give that a shot, thanks
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 06:01 AM
is the game locked up for anyone else?
i can load in and use my inventory
but i can't move
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:01 AM
yeah it happened to all of us I think
Brittain 31-Jan-17 06:05 AM
they said they are starting new servers up at ping perdect to handle the load. this could be a good sign that there is more interest in this game than was anticipated
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:05 AM
thats part of what i presumed to be the case
Rejd 31-Jan-17 06:07 AM
"ping perfect"
should have gone with more than a single company for your server hosting
Brittain 31-Jan-17 06:08 AM
@Grandpa alt enter definately changes it to window mode, I just cant drag it off the screen to the other monitor
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 06:08 AM
I dunno
They should have set up the first servers with the proper capacity
I doubt its purely a server issue
Rejd 31-Jan-17 06:08 AM
especially one I haven't heard of before.
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 06:09 AM
amazon is generally the one you want, isn't it?
For quality
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 06:09 AM
press alt+enter until it goes windowed mode
then press alt + space
select "move" and move it with your arrow keys
Brittain 31-Jan-17 06:10 AM
@Grandpa I got it! i lowered the res all the way down and the window showed up, and thanks for the pro shortcut keys you just game me. I can never remember them
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 06:10 AM
You're welcome
Now someone figure out how I can join Pingperfect 12 when I can't find it :/
Rejd 31-Jan-17 06:12 AM
keep hitting refresh for half an hour until it finally shows up
and then get kicked out on joining
Percelus 31-Jan-17 06:12 AM
server is frozen
so no rush
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 06:13 AM
I've been refreshing for an hour now
tried filtering and it shows only about 60-70 of the 120ish official servers
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:14 AM
I shall return to slumber
and see where things land in the morning/after my ~daily obligations~
Brittain 31-Jan-17 06:14 AM
pingperfect 12. pvp, blitz, or pve?
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:15 AM
its under the pvp category
Brittain 31-Jan-17 06:15 AM
ty
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:15 AM
server list can be slow
initial character load may also take several relaunches to get working
hopefully servers unfreeze soon
within a day I expect most of this to be worked out just fine
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 06:16 AM
Eeeeehhhhh, maybe a week.
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:16 AM
the most egregious issues will be done with sooner I suspect
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 06:17 AM
But I was watching some streams yesterday and there were like 3 patches, and there was one tonight, so they are working admirably on it.
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:17 AM
i just want them to get their stuff straight soon, I want these guys to do well
and I know gamers, even ones who buy into EA, are petulant children unable to move past first impressions
Brittain 31-Jan-17 06:18 AM
well, ill check it out later tonight. going to take a nap befor work
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 06:43 AM
All those idiots on Steam neg reviewing for bugs. It's fucking Alpha. Remember how much of a broken shit pile Rust has been all these years?
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 06:47 AM
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 06:52 AM
Oh yeah, someone post a direct link to server 12
Rejd 31-Jan-17 06:55 AM
coal nodes
and also some iron around there, too
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 07:00 AM
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 07:01 AM
I can customize the size of my ballsack
GOTY
Gonna make a trump lookalike with full micro penis
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 07:04 AM
Solgnir 31-Jan-17 07:06 AM
downloading the thing. i'll get down w/ this tonite
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 07:07 AM
Rejd 31-Jan-17 07:21 AM
You can currently knock down the tier 1 door with three arrows.(edited)
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 07:22 AM
how many hits with an axe?
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 07:22 AM
holy shit my mini-pc with no gpu can run this game
granted its on low settings
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 07:22 AM
Really?
RIP ARK
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 07:22 AM
NUC 6i7kyk
6th Generation Intel® Core™ i7-6770HQ
Intel® Iris™ Pro Graphics 580
Cynthia_Dutch 31-Jan-17 07:24 AM
are you guys set up on a server yet?
Percelus 31-Jan-17 07:35 AM
12
but the servers are all fucked
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 07:48 AM
tfw playing local @ almost 100fps with no jank or lag 😦
inkel 31-Jan-17 07:48 AM
For those who haven't picked this up yet but are planning to, GMG is sending out 20% vouchers that for Conan. Just grabbed it for $24
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 07:48 AM
its shitty netcode
aw gdi
ree
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 07:57 AM
Those six dollars!
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 08:01 AM
...ree.
Orv 31-Jan-17 08:02 AM
Shut it you ree ree
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:02 AM
Think of all those tacos you could get with 6 dollars
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:02 AM
Oh for fucks sake
I still can't find Official Server 12
Rhaxis 31-Jan-17 08:03 AM
Use the steam server browser instead. The ingame one is fucked.
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:07 AM
Yeah. I get "server not responding" every single time 😦
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 08:07 AM
The server is frozen at the moment.
Has been for a while, sadly.
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:08 AM
hmm
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:09 AM
Yeah all that happens is that my xp bar keeps blinking yellow, whatever that means
hindered 31-Jan-17 08:09 AM
how do you see the steam server browser?
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:09 AM
top bar in steam, "View" > "Servers"
hindered 31-Jan-17 08:10 AM
oh duh okay
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:13 AM
and now, some of you nerds are probably too invested on a server to swap :p
hindered 31-Jan-17 08:13 AM
damn, house is built up, but i immediately froze
honestly i think we can have 2 or 3 "official" servers
but 12 should be the main one, since it was first
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:15 AM
Honestly I'd prefer the base to be a bit further east along the river, way closer to coal/iron
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 08:17 AM
Yeah, up in the cliffs would be a lot more ideal
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:17 AM
It's really weird. All other servers I've tried to join (both ingame and through the server browser) works fine. #12 doesn't
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 08:19 AM
pvp blitz #11 is janked aswell
Kizurue 31-Jan-17 08:21 AM
Don't bother building a base. You can punch your way through stone walls within a minute.
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 08:28 AM
i got into #12 and was unfrozen for a second before it kicked me to title screen, there were 10 sleeping people at the spawn
Lindsay Lohan 31-Jan-17 08:29 AM
massacre averted
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:34 AM
Figured out how to make gruel, throw seeds + plant fiber in a campfire. You need that stuff as "fuel" in a wheel of pain
hindered 31-Jan-17 08:38 AM
i load into the game and im frozen still
a few times now
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 08:39 AM
well im glad i didnt wait up!!!!
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:39 AM
Some people are claiming it's BattleEye causing the lag
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 08:41 AM
I read that and also believe it
battleeye is dogshiy
shit
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 08:42 AM
why dont they use vac or w/e
alright
the first password i guessed was correct for the twitch RP server
nice security
hindered 31-Jan-17 08:44 AM
which isssss?
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 08:44 AM
conan
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:45 AM
weird
I used a different password to access it yesterday
gonna test something
nah, password protection seems to work for some other servers :p
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 08:47 AM
ah
im on a different server
i think
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 08:50 AM
Aww yis
I downloaded the game at school and now I'm moving it in 5 pieces onto my main machine by flash drive
This is a whole 1mbs faster than my regular connection(edited)
Bishop 31-Jan-17 08:51 AM
hmm
so is this game a worth it buy now or see how it goes?
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 08:51 AM
Probably see how it goes, but it's like 30 bucks
Bishop 31-Jan-17 08:51 AM
obviously i liekd ark and rust and such
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:52 AM
It doesn't seem to be worth playing today
but I really enjoyed it when it wasn't rubberbanding pre-release
and the game's survival probably depends on them sorting out the lag before the weekend, at least
Bishop 31-Jan-17 08:55 AM
ah no doubt
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 08:57 AM
What is the issue with the rubber banding? I assume its the authentication server?
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:57 AM
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 08:57 AM
The server list doesn't seem to work at all but the servers themselves should be fine
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:57 AM
the fact that this works is p cool
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 09:01 AM
where is everyone playing now that #12 is messed up
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 09:02 AM
what happened to 12
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 09:02 AM
every time i try to connect it kicks me to main menu
hindered 31-Jan-17 09:03 AM
i can get in but im just frozen in place
what is our official backup server?
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 09:04 AM
I haven't been able to get into 12, but when I have tried other servers without BattleEye it has worked really well
hindered 31-Jan-17 09:07 AM
can we pick a non-BattleEye Alternate Server?(edited)
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 09:08 AM
would be nice if the goon one was up
hindered 31-Jan-17 09:09 AM
no linux support for servers at launch
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 09:13 AM
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 09:14 AM
how about you fix the existing one you fucks
one(s)
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 09:14 AM
Bishop 31-Jan-17 09:15 AM
i dont know anything about backend shit like this but youd think theyd have contracts with their hosting partners that is shit blows up we will have servers ready to go
its not like this is there first game from an indie company
Elmon <Arcland> 31-Jan-17 09:20 AM
Welp it's nice i decided to wait until the next day before making any decisions
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 09:21 AM
I'm sure they risk assessed and then realized they don't actually have any money for more servers and had to wait for steam sales to guarantee the bank they could pay them back for more servers
It costs money to have servers on standby too
Bishop 31-Jan-17 09:26 AM
h
true
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 09:28 AM
I mean, this happens to every indie release and even though they all want to be the next ARK it's stupid to spend money that way
When they say they're working on getting more servers up what they mean is that they are desperately uploading the host client to every server hub that will let them
Bishop 31-Jan-17 09:31 AM
is it really indie tho
isent it funcom
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 09:33 AM
how's everyone liking it so far?
thinking i might buy it for times when rust is dead
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 09:33 AM
funcom hasn't had a succesful release for like a decade
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 09:33 AM
well if i could actually play that might be cool
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 09:36 AM
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 09:39 AM
the 12 player population of server #12
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 09:48 AM
Spoke with my FC buddy
It's not battleeye, and they are working on a fix
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 09:48 AM
😮
Well they REALLY need to fix punching through t1 walls
or no one is going to want to build anything
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 09:49 AM
I believe that's gonna be delayed till after the servers work
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 09:49 AM
that's fair haha
hindered 31-Jan-17 09:52 AM
what level do you need for t2?
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 10:00 AM
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:10 AM
is it possible to set up your own dedicated server with this game, or are you restricted to buying one from that company?
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:11 AM
you cant even buy one through them
their website is hammered and it says sold out for conan
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:11 AM
so you can't set up your own?
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:12 AM
you can set up your own windows server yes
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:12 AM
oh, nice
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:12 AM
no linux atm
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:12 AM
how complete is it atm?
eh, maybe I should just buy it
no way it's not going to be finished.. right? :v
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:13 AM
the mechanics are pretty solid and fleshed out
its mostly things like quantities that need to be tweaked
id wait a couple of days for the lag to sort out, honestly
but its worth 30 bux(edited)
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:15 AM
isn't there single player?
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:15 AM
yah you could do that
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 10:15 AM
I think conan is probably going to be good for a few hundred hours of fun over the next two years until they release a paid DLC while still in early access
Sarmhan 31-Jan-17 10:16 AM
servers still borked
?
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:23 AM
yes, seems like they are
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:23 AM
apparently they're working on the fix
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:23 AM
fair enough
I'm sure they weren't prepared for the huge amount of people trying to join the first night
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:24 AM
agreed
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:25 AM
haha okay having thrall archer NPC's is pretty cool
they just auto-attack anyone who isn't in your clan
hope they make it so you can set their aggro triggers, but seems cool so far
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:27 AM
is there lots of pvp on the 'goon' server?
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:27 AM
I don't think the servers are working well enough at the moment
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:28 AM
yeah most are waiting on fix
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:28 AM
Imn surprised someone hasn't spun up their own server for people
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:28 AM
so we're wandering servers breakignf things
Akumos 31-Jan-17 10:28 AM
they have a patch coming in 2 hrs
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:28 AM
we are trying
Akumos 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
and it's not just servers
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
they haven't released the linux code for our server yet
Akumos 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
linux isn't even supporter for this game r1p
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
eh, windows server should work fine?
Akumos 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
but also I saw some thread where they were saying
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
plus even private servers are having some lag issues. the twitch streamer server is getting some rubberbanding at times
Akumos 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
that the real cause of lag was people trying to connect
for whatever dumb reason
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:29 AM
I could spin one up if I get the game
I'm still waffeling
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:30 AM
Mmm waffles
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:30 AM
game is good imo
no lag will make it fun
Akumos 31-Jan-17 10:30 AM
"its a battleye issue causing this and they said there will be a fix out by tonight"
plz be right pubs
[–]Jay_EVFuncom CM [score hidden] 56 minutes ago

We're bringing more servers online, some of which don't have BattlEye (to narrow down the problem). There will also be a fix rolling out in about 3 hours that should fix the issues people are having.
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:31 AM
from the stream I was watching yesterday, seems the human camps don't respawn and it looks pretty empty of stuff to do after like 30 mins
eh fuck it.. why delay the inevitable.
I just with I could get my friends into survival games 😐
wish*
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:32 AM
do they not respawn at all or do they just rotate locations?
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:33 AM
They respawn very very quickly in fact
Like, the big ones are big enough that they can spawn dudes in behind you before you clear it
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:33 AM
lol nice
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:34 AM
Also the "What to do after 30 minutes" is roll with goons and ruin servers like a fucking Von Neuman machine made entirely of assholes
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:35 AM
tbh it's not battleye
even servers without it are rubber banding
Grandpa came on and updated us with info from his FC friend
they're fixing it, they know what it is now I guess
but respawns work fine
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:36 AM
I wonder how practical it'll become to be able to just plop down a "turret tower" near enemy bases filled with your own NPC archers
In Ark that was always a fun way to grief people and keep them hemmed into a small area
Percelus 31-Jan-17 10:39 AM
need to punch down the walls and get at the good meat inside
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 10:39 AM
Orv, that was a beautiful motivational piece
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
yeah right now they need to fix the punching of t1 walls which is also hilarious
punching into bases, eating people
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
Sourcing the archers would be the pain because apparently people can only get dragged so far per level
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
delicious.
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
Glad to hear of the fix because this game is otherwise fantastic would be a shame if this was the limiting problem
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
I wonder how the punching thing made it into EA
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
do you damage yourself when punching walls?
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 10:40 AM
that would be the first thing I try
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:41 AM
They didn't bother testing it because corporations try not to hire practicing sociopaths, even when making a game for them
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:41 AM
do I just need to wander my sculpted ass down to the island to get an invite?
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 10:41 AM
Whoa rude. The term is functioning sociopath. Jerk
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:43 AM
Also given UE4s template building it's likely they built the weapon damage functions and then never thought to assign fists to their own shit category because who'd fight for real with fists
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:43 AM
Me when I punch down your walls after you loot me
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:44 AM
someone posted that this is the worse game he's played
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:44 AM
Hyperbolean Age
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:44 AM
I'd argue he's not played many games
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
yeah tbh so if you fix rubber banding
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
Definitely he's never played a game the day it released
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
there is WAY more shit to do in this game than like any other survival game
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
its just lag atm
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
we accidentally discovered a PVE cave last night
full of nerds
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
so the important question is.. male or female character?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
you eat and enslave people
build shit
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
yeah, I dig all the npc shit they put in
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
level up, have stats, I mean fuck off
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
I kinda like the idea of dong slider
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
male, small dong
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
No it's just the standard thing of "this thing I hate right now I hate more than I've ever hated"
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
is there a vag slider?
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
Day 1 pve
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:45 AM
only a tits slider
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
And it's got dungeons not just radio active bears
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
can I have a dong and a tits slider?
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
And untextured power plants
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
@Danith of course
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
dudes have a breast slider ad a dong slider
chicks need a clit slider
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
:nice:
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
if someone wants to find a glitch to let us make tranny characters
chicks with dicks squad
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
^^^^^
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
^
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
a million times
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:46 AM
shimite
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:47 AM
I want my tits to be so big that I can't even look down and see my throbbing dong
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:47 AM
titties and dicks flopping all over
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:47 AM
the $60 editiion seems to come with lots of extra stuff
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 10:47 AM
for the mmo
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:48 AM
says comics and books
and soundtracks
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 10:48 AM
I heard there was talks of clit sliders itt
Glad to hear it's getting the traction it deserves
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:48 AM
To be fair the soundtack for Age of Conan's expansion is really good
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:48 AM
game needs them
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:48 AM
we demand to have puffy vaginas
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 10:49 AM
Yea I don't want puff though
I want like a hyena clit
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:49 AM
oh dear
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:49 AM
need puffiness and clit sliders
dudes can have a balls slider
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:49 AM
I kinda feel like we should have been consultants for this game. We know what the people want
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 10:50 AM
Agreed
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:50 AM
Vagina dentata slider
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:50 AM
They need to have playtesters who WANT to break the game
like punching walls, of course we're going to fucking do that
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
Testers are hard to find even in ea
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
oh shit, there's a clan size limit? what's it set to?
Brittain 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
hmm, server 12 down?
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
Breaking the game isnconsidered cheating on reddit and they think you should banned as such
binpas 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
I am having ahell of a time joining #12
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
It's like ... ea you fucks break everything
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
22 on officials
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
So they can fix it
Prude 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
Reddit: Where They Want You Banned For Everything But Pedophilia
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:51 AM
Also 12 is dead dead
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:52 AM
tbh if they fix the lag tonight will likely be roaving fuckman parties on community servers
Brittain 31-Jan-17 10:52 AM
22 isnt even listed
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:52 AM
we have to spread the Good Word of BMW while shit is broke
by destroying bases
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:52 AM
No 22 is the clan limit
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:52 AM
Absolutely sign me up for my Mormon pilgrimage
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
ah only 22 per clan - that sucks
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
you can only have 22 people in a clan?
Schnugaf 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
Wait, why are you guys on about EA? This is developed by funcom?
Danith 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
wow
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
On official servers
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
TONIGHT: ROAMING FUCKMAN PARTIES ON COMMUNITY SERVERS WHILE THEY FIX THE BASE BUILDING
Pinned a message.
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
Early Access
Prude 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
on official, good thing there's more than official servers
plus even on official, we could just form a second clan if we must
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:53 AM
Hate to say it prude unofficial limits will be smaller
Brittain 31-Jan-17 10:54 AM
still could ally, nothing stopping that
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:54 AM
Look at the server list there's already 5 man max clans
Prude 31-Jan-17 10:54 AM
pubbies hate fun
what else is new
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:54 AM
They reduced the player count on officials to 60 so one clan is already 1/3rd
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:54 AM
Survival gaming fuck heads think 3 is zergintg in their lone wolf meta
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:55 AM
well I mean, it's not like limiting the clan number is stopping you from having more than 22 of your friends on the same server. it just seems like a dumb limit to have
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:55 AM
Same
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:55 AM
Well if we keep invading officials, and the max is 22, we will be spread across officials, when one BMW group meets a foe and needs manpower, they sound the horn of goondor, and the others converge
Schnugaf 31-Jan-17 10:55 AM
What's the server cap btw?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:55 AM
70, technically
community servers will break that p fast
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
Dibs on Meme Lightning hot drop squad
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
70 is just an arbitary number they put in for now
Prude 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
that works for me, just means the BEEFY BOYS squad can maintain our own base somewhere until a rush happens
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
Hopefully they make structures shareable with the public
Schnugaf 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
Aight, might have to get this if it turns out good.
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
I mean yeah it's dumb but with the influx of people we're having there's no point in holding two thirds of the slots
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
For multi clan co habitation
Brittain 31-Jan-17 10:56 AM
holy crap, dong physics
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:57 AM
yeah an alliance system and building permissions would be nice. I'm sure it'll get added eventually
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:57 AM
They were cagey on streams about official alliance functions
Jackard 31-Jan-17 10:58 AM
I hear swimming is literally dickbutt
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:58 AM
Sometimes
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:58 AM
unless it's just a lot of technical debt to implement, I don't see why they wouldn't. I'm sure players will ask for it
Orv 31-Jan-17 10:59 AM
I think their objection is more gameplay based
Bchad 31-Jan-17 10:59 AM
Players hate big groups
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:59 AM
well I'd think even smaller groups would like to be able to team up to take on bigger clans
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 10:59 AM
They already spend their lives alone in a basement
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:59 AM
once they servers settle and the mega-clans take over
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 10:59 AM
Why carry that over to games?
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:00 AM
yeah no matter HOW they spin it, large groups will happen
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:00 AM
One clan holding most of the slots in a server is no fun if they've only got ten targets
Drache 31-Jan-17 11:00 AM
Can you tame trex in this game?
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:00 AM
the alliance system will let unrelated smaller groups band together easier
in turn
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:01 AM
can we have sex with each other
in the game
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:01 AM
yes and also irl
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 11:01 AM
^^
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:01 AM
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:01 AM
:gizz:
Jackard 31-Jan-17 11:01 AM
You joke but one of those mmos had sex buffs
I forget the name
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:02 AM
probably asian as FUCK
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:02 AM
Requiem or whatever it wS
was
Jackard 31-Jan-17 11:02 AM
The creepy one
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:02 AM
No, dudes that got fired from making Star Citizens FPS
inkel 31-Jan-17 11:02 AM
Second LIfe?
Jackard 31-Jan-17 11:02 AM
Was it Elyria
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:03 AM
No, the thread should still be unarchived
One sec
Jackard 31-Jan-17 11:03 AM
I have archives
inkel 31-Jan-17 11:04 AM
I for one can't wait for RP servers once player thralls are implemented. All the creepy people RPing as dancer slaves and butt boys
Bchad 31-Jan-17 11:05 AM
inkel 31-Jan-17 11:05 AM
lol so salty
Bchad 31-Jan-17 11:05 AM
Ark devs confirmed mad
Drache 31-Jan-17 11:05 AM
Dongs out mod
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:05 AM
go on the tangent community server and fuck with the streamer
inkel 31-Jan-17 11:06 AM
it's almost like they spent years in EA just piling on dinos until people got bored
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 11:06 AM
Gay this Gay Earth 31-Jan-17 11:06 AM
so how is the ghame so far?
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:07 AM
The game itself is good
Bishop 31-Jan-17 11:07 AM
all signs point to bad lag
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:07 AM
The next great step in survival games
The servers however are total garbage
Bishop 31-Jan-17 11:07 AM
orv
so like, how big are the worlds
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:08 AM
I don't know, even my giant physics dong isn't big enough to measure them
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:08 AM
I was going to make a small dong
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:08 AM
But we roamed around for like forty five minutes a long way from base and didn't hit a map wall
Bishop 31-Jan-17 11:08 AM
nice
have you ran into other bases?
binpas 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
I can't connect to #12 at all
shit is fucked up
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
lulz
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
Not really on the home server
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
There's a map in the info channel, one of the tester guys we have said the watery area in the sputheast takes up to 15 minutes to go through, length-wise
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
Server : Tangent Community Server. (ip 208.110.84.130:27085) . Password is : Strawberry1 . Go through the steam server browser, find the server, add it as a favorite, restart the game, then find in favorites in game.
apparently it's broken and making people get a black screen
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
how do you go through steam server browser
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:09 AM
It was so fucked all night that nobody really got anything done
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:10 AM
In Steam, go to "View" at the top left, then "Servers" then "Filters" find Conan Exiles and then find the server and add it to favs 208.110.84.130:27085 is the ip if you want to add the server manually to your favorites
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:11 AM
Also #12 had the weirdest bug I've ever seen where everyone froze in place but the server was still running
A couple hours later it crashed and hasn't come back up
binpas 31-Jan-17 11:12 AM
yeah, it's in some weird state
it shows as up, but good luck connecting(edited)
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:13 AM
Jesus christ how do I get better filters for the steam server list?
Can't find 12 anywhere
Evike 31-Jan-17 11:14 AM
you don't keep refreshing
although i think 12 is down?
or was, anyway it just let me try to log on
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 11:15 AM
If my dong can't drag on the ground then idk about this game.
Evike 31-Jan-17 11:16 AM
im disappointed i dont have vulva sliders
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:16 AM
12 us a ghost
Percelus 31-Jan-17 11:17 AM
are we definitely sticking with 12 when they add all the new servers?
Phi230 31-Jan-17 11:17 AM
this game is legit horrible
but the dick is big
Percelus 31-Jan-17 11:17 AM
idk i had fun when it worked
by the far the least worst survival game combat i've experienced
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:17 AM
I mean until they fix the punch issue nothing we build matters so we don't have to stick with 12
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:18 AM
wherew e GOing
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:18 AM
Yeah once things are smoothed out it'll be great
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:18 AM
Also poor server performance does not make the rest of the game bad
The rest of the game is in fact, good
Phi230 31-Jan-17 11:18 AM
what server
Percelus 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
i'm still waiting for a kosher penis option before i roll a shemite
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
imo we should stay with 12 simply because some people ground out levels
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
True
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
and like
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
Fuck you
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
theres no reason to move
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
Sorry continue
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:19 AM
hmmm a random fuck you thrown in 🤔
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:20 AM
theres a reason to move, nobody can play on 12
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:20 AM
Since basically no one got anything done because of how fucked 12 was we have full pick of the map if we wanted to move
Move within 12 that is
Provided it gets fixed and doesn't become the 13th floor of servers
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:21 AM
have you tried the other servers?
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:21 AM
A few
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:21 AM
they are also equally unplayable
the only one i managed to get anything done on
was a pve server with 30 people
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:22 AM
No no, you misunderstand
12 is so fucked it doesn't really exist
It's up but you can't access it
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:22 AM
you literally cant do anything on 12
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:23 AM
try any of the other pvp servers
and report back
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:23 AM
you can play on other pvp servers
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 11:23 AM
ive tried like five other random ones and i couldnt do shit
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:23 AM
A couple of the unofficial ones I tried worked alright aside from crashes
Hopefully they actually know what they're fixing with the patch and it isn't CM chatter
Phi230 31-Jan-17 11:26 AM
I LEGIT cant move and if i do i teleport around rubberband style
fuckin no dedi servers
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:26 AM
I'm so hard up for floppy dongs I'm watching CSI Miami to pass the time
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:27 AM
i mean the servers are dedi they just uh
currently arent good
Ritsu 31-Jan-17 11:29 AM
a bad launch for a EA survival game
what a surprise
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:29 AM
a bad launch in truth is a good launch
Ritsu 31-Jan-17 11:29 AM
get this: they want you to try to fix it for 2 hours so you cant refund
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:29 AM
it's like how I don't play a WoW expansion launch for the game
I play it for the BLOODBATH
Ritsu 31-Jan-17 11:29 AM
yeah but the last wow expansion drop was good and had nearly no lag
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:30 AM
yeah so it was actually a BAD launch
pandaria when everyone got like lag-locked into gyrocopters and shit in the bottleneck opening quest?
THAT was good
binpas 31-Jan-17 11:30 AM
that paper everyone had to grab was hilarious
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:31 AM
At some point I assume the WoW devs do that shit on purpose
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:31 AM
i'd like to stick around and watch this saga unfold but i've gotta go to some gay ass marine bio lab thing ugggghhhh
hopefully by the time i'm home, something is improved
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:32 AM
Sucker, it's all about that ornithology
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:32 AM
im only doing this for the transfer credits, i have zero interest in the subject
but it's a non-technical lab-inclusive science which i need
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:32 AM
Gross
That underwater zone in Cata was cool
Prude 31-Jan-17 11:36 AM
it uh
looked cool
cant say i enjoyed it
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:36 AM
I was more fond of it on later repeats
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:39 AM
I had the opposite reaction
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:40 AM
Well you're a bitch so naturally
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:40 AM
Nah
It was just an awful zone
Is there no install process for battleye besides clicking yes?
I can't seem to connect to servers that run it
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 11:42 AM
Is #12 still down?
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:42 AM
Check that its process is running Demi
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:42 AM
It's not
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:42 AM
Also yes, 12 will probably continue to be fucked until the patch
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 11:43 AM
Found it via the steam server browser. Finally...
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:43 AM
Heh
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 11:44 AM
We rolling Yog?
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:44 AM
Yeah it's not firing battle eye when I start the game
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:44 AM
Whatever you want Tangerine
Try running or installing it from the redists manually
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:45 AM
Its not even in the folder
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:45 AM
RIP
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:45 AM
I'll try and download it manually
Tangerine 31-Jan-17 11:46 AM
RIP. I can't even see my character in the creator. No micropenis for me.
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:46 AM
lol the installer just closes itself immediately
rip me indeed
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:46 AM
That sounds like something on your end
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:47 AM
yeah, gonna reboot
Phi230 31-Jan-17 11:49 AM
crom
crom laffs at ur 4 whinds
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:50 AM
should I let it install Battleeye?
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:51 AM
If you want to play with gunez
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:51 AM
i thought people were just saying it's broke and to not use it? 😐
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:51 AM
It's not the root cause
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:52 AM
jesus, scary notice
"not interested in your private data" .. which means that yes.. they do read it
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:52 AM
Okay so there's a conan.exe running with the battleye launcher note next to it
so I'm gonna assume it works
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:52 AM
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:52 AM
- BattlEye may scan Licensee's entire random access memory (RAM), and any game-related and system-related files and folders on Licensee's system using cheat-program-identifying algorithms, report results of such algorithms to other connected computers and/or to Licensor and store such information for the sole purpose of preventing and detecting the use of cheat programs. BattlEye only scans and/or reports data which absolutely needs to be scanned and/or reported to meet this purpose.
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:53 AM
That's pretty standard anti-cheat stuff
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:53 AM
this seems a lot more invasive
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:53 AM
Did you play wow?
Wow's anti cheat was pretty shitty
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:54 AM
They're all that invasive, most don't even tell you up front
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:55 AM
no servers are listed
guess I'll do single player
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:56 AM
yeah can't connect to official servers
I get a desert llandscape and then boom, gone
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:56 AM
I made a server called goonsgoonsgoons
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:56 AM
"A Dev has said that there will be an update out at 6-6:30pm CET..This update should include a fix to most/if not all Battleye Issues."
Phi230 31-Jan-17 11:57 AM
but not the lag
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:57 AM
6 CET was an hour ago
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 11:57 AM
riot
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:57 AM
im going to stop until there is an update for the health of my brains
Danith 31-Jan-17 11:57 AM
when I choose my dong can I choose cut or uncut?
Phi230 31-Jan-17 11:58 AM
this is nothing like the books
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 11:58 AM
you have no choice its uncut
hindered 31-Jan-17 11:58 AM
you have to ritually circumcise youself, it requires a late-game altar
Orv 31-Jan-17 11:59 AM
Or an alligator
Rejd 31-Jan-17 11:59 AM
Quornes 31-Jan-17 11:59 AM
keep trying to get on 12 but all i get is ablack screen
hindered 31-Jan-17 11:59 AM
i have 2 hours before i can really play anyway, so hopefully the patch drops between now and then
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:00 PM
12 is pretty borked
youre better off waiting
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 12:00 PM
Dead and gay game
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:00 PM
art imitates life
Danith 31-Jan-17 12:02 PM
jesus.. it runs like crap
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:06 PM
tbh I don't think it's BattleEye lag still
but I will say I like BE
it's best anti-cheat out there without being a dickhead about it
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:06 PM
Who is this lirik guy and why can he play?
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:08 PM
there any conan twitch streams you guys recommend?
wanna check it out before i get off work
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:09 PM
all twitch streamers suck
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:09 PM
they are playng on a private twitch rp server
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:09 PM
just pick one
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:09 PM
wish the Twitch streamers would RP killing themselves
IRL
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:10 PM
ahhh the kys meme
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:10 PM
yeah its a classic
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:10 PM
smd diaf
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:10 PM
I think I'm going to stream once the game is worth streaming
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:10 PM
fmra (fuck my rare asshole)
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
I want to stream our roaming profletizing tonight
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
just want everyone to know my ass is lubed up
and ready 2 go
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
i wonder if xyelz will play Conan lmao
guys lets keep tabs on xyelz
if he still streams
it'd be great to fuck him in another game
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
i dont know who that is, friend
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
.. fool
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:11 PM
that guy
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:12 PM
he looks like a nice, clean cut young man
i would take him to dinner, infact
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:12 PM
Yeah why would you mess with this wholesome person?
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:12 PM
Pinned a message.
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:12 PM
Xylez was a streamer who streamed rust, who made friends with his kindness
all was well until BMW came
and shot him out of his friendship tower with an RPG
and levelled his base
Prude 31-Jan-17 12:12 PM
we ruined his follower wall
TOOLBAGS!
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
Wow
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
and the one after that and the one after that, and thus, Xylez rallied the server to his side, and attacked the DREADFORT
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
I wish I could have been a part of that
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
you know, people throw around that hateful word and
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
why do streamers have to do graphics that pop up right in the middle of the stream
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
and BMW, with justice on their side
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
it just feels so casual to say
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
slew them all and destroyed the server population
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
actual toolbags deserve respect
they do a lot for us
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:13 PM
like holding all our tools
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
and how helpful is that?
very imo
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
very helpful in my mind
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
i just want to take a moment
and say thanks, to my toolbag
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
hows the game running
im still at work for 6 more hours
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
its not, friend
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
i see
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:14 PM
Work might be the solution
They are working on a fix that may or may not be ready before you get home from work
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:15 PM
its not going to be ready
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 12:15 PM
Can you guys tag me if the fix works or when we start raiding nerds?
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:15 PM
tag, youre it
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 12:16 PM
I'm afk doing some work, cba to check in.
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:16 PM
i read a thing about a guy realizing he was gay from a game of freeze tag
can someone explain how that works
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:17 PM
why are streams so often pure trash
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:17 PM
there is one player on #12 maybe when he getse off it will be fixed
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 12:17 PM
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:17 PM
i want to see something that tells me how to play the game
maybe there are some youtube tutorial vids
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:17 PM
punch trees
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:18 PM
click rocks with your e key
and then make a tool
use the tool
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 12:19 PM
Sounds like something a tool would say
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:20 PM
People seem to be blaming battleye
For everything
What does the bracelet do?
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:22 PM
keeps you alive
binpas 31-Jan-17 12:22 PM
you die if you take it off
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:22 PM
lol
So don't take it off
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:22 PM
unless you want to suicide
also dont walk into green mist walls
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:22 PM
Xyelz was one of those super try hard streamers.
Lame...
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:23 PM
You also die if you pass the spooky obelisks
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:23 PM
patch in two hours
maybe
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:23 PM
Nope
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:23 PM
patch was supposed to be an hour and a half ago
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:24 PM
Funcom, putting the fun back in the toilet since 2004
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:24 PM
if it's stable by this afternoon i'll buy it for tonight and kill internet mans
if not i'll return to my stockholm syndrome rust gaming
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
can't wait to flag my micro penis around in peoples faces
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
@Kimsemus I think they're probably going to fix wall fisting, what then(edited)
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
I mean this is probably good
if it's fixed by tonight
we're going to use your bridge base idea
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
i'm for sure goign to be letting my blackberries swing
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
I was beating up a door on the server before with my fists and getting the damage immunity notice
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
Disgusting
I am erect
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:25 PM
Don't beat the door
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:26 PM
Pants are illegal
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:26 PM
punch the wall until you win fabulous prizes in manflesh
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:26 PM
doors take 3 arrows to kill walls take 50 punches to kill
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:26 PM
Wood = fist immune
Sandstone = like babies beneath your fists
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:27 PM
I mean realistically conan could puncha wall down
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:27 PM
I suppose I'll just get on unofficial servers and kill mans then
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:27 PM
i don't see the need for a fix
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:27 PM
With my fists
Videogame realism is very important
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:27 PM
Our thews are not nearly so mighty
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:28 PM
I'll re-organize shit on a goony level tonight around 5:30pm EST
depending on what fixes are in place we will go from there
either base building or wall fisting
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:28 PM
Kill you'reself
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:28 PM
god i love wall fisting
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:28 PM
12 just restart GOGOGOGOGO
ZERG IT UNTIL IT CRASHES AGAIN
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:29 PM
No point in doing anything but grinding on it yet auzu
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:29 PM
Anyone got a steam link for the server?
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:29 PM
192.99.46.178:17011
server 12 is up
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:29 PM
Can I get an unbiased thought out review for this game please? I heard the servers suck and lag like fuck, the net code is shit as well as the basic gameplay. So what is your opinions and why you think it's worth 30 bucks
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:29 PM
if there was no rubberbanding yes its worth 30 bucks
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
still on official 12?
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
sounds like every EA ever
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
Can I get an unbiased review, I heard all these biased things
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
oh nm i can refresh things
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
basic gameplay is great
the servers are the issue
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
official 12 is up im the only one here and its working
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
or netcode
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
it runs great but server lag is shit
i wa splaying solo and i was getting 80fps on ultra
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:30 PM
@Orv literally the reason I asked for one you cunt
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:31 PM
Honestly
there is more going on in Conan than ARK or Rust combined, so the pieces are there, the question is whether Funcompetence glues it together
netcode is a big cockblock
and there are some design ideosyncrasies
because of EA
Phi230 31-Jan-17 12:31 PM
ugh this game sucks
theres this vampire bat that i can clip through
and i cant block
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:32 PM
The underlying gameplay is, barring a couple oversights, probably the best designed survival game so far. The issue so far lies entirely in server performance and some griefable stuff
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:32 PM
Like the firs ttime I sliced a player in half with a sword and his guts fell out and I ate him
I knew I would be okay
Phi230 31-Jan-17 12:32 PM
and this NPC just slid over to me and stabbed me to death
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:32 PM
guise its filling up
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:32 PM
Chill motherfucker
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:32 PM
no
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
DO NOT CHILL
GET MORE HYPE
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
did 12 go down again?
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
I LIKE YOUR ATTITIDE AUSU
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
no im on it
IM playing on 12
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
It's auzu
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
its 9/40
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
Don't misgender him
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
Can you toss me a proper working hyperlink because I'm dumb and can't navigate steams server list
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
192.99.46.178:17011
www.192.99.46.178:17011.com
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:33 PM
lol
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 12:34 PM
steam gives me nothing at that address
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:34 PM
@c0rndog Right now you should absolutely not buy it, because it is fundamentally unplayable . If they fix the server issues and you like the genre, it will likely be the next big thing in it.
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:34 PM
meh
welcome to EA
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:35 PM
I like the genre and games like rust and hurt world are fun to me. And hurtworld started out as a netcode disaster as well. But the devs gave up
Hopefully EA won't do the same
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:35 PM
Funcom
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:35 PM
But to dawngates dismay I can't say much about it.
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:35 PM
So fiddy fiddy
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:35 PM
One thing about Funcom, is they may be incompetent, but they don't quit
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:35 PM
they def dont
they ran AoC for fucking ever,
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:36 PM
The problem lies with EA though. They won't let anything happen with out their say so(edited)
That's why they ruined Battlefield
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:36 PM
ea = early access not electronic arts
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:36 PM
It's not Electronic Arts
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:36 PM
Ah
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:36 PM
Efb
Blame steam for that one
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
This is typical EA release. First week cluster fuck with a bunch of 2 mb patches.
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
I assumed it was early access EA game developed by funcom
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
shit will smooth out in a week.
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
What
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
Early access Electronic Arts game developed by funcom
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
game is so laggy it's unplayable....single player for me until at least a week I guess
kutale 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
could you imagine EA releasing an EA game
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:37 PM
EAEAEAEAEA
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
All of EAs games are ea
Are you kidding me?
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
Did you play BF4?
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
that's true
battlefield games become peak balance like 3 years after launch right before the next one comes out
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
You didn't, cause it was literally unplayable
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
Yeah Funcom would go to ea as a publisher some time around the end of the world
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:38 PM
battlefield 4 was AMAZING, like 6 months ago
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
The problem was Bad co 2 was great out the box
Also hella side tracked this channel
Gg me
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
im running around decently on 12 again
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
Except for the maps
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
I think bad co 2 had the best maps
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
Nigga you cray(edited)
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
game is so smooth in single player....wish multiplayer was like this 😦
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:39 PM
I found a grid map on Reddit. I put it in planning
Quornes 31-Jan-17 12:40 PM
link?
kutale 31-Jan-17 12:40 PM
depends on what you like. bad company 2 had fun maps imo, but a lot of them were unbalanced
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:40 PM
Compared to the shit storm that is the bastard maps on bf4?
That was due to the way the basic game play worked though
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:40 PM
That grid map has giant ass grids and is useless
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:40 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5r7p5v/forexilesonly/?ref=share&ref_source=link
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
They worked that dumb campy bullshit out of conquest in bf3 (monumental let down at release)
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Look BF4 had good maps like... uh.. Dragon Pass
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
do we have a good clean map
I can put a grid on it
Quornes 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
can anyone get on 12 yet?
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Which was a remade bf2 map correct?
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
Yes
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:41 PM
we are working on a living doc
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:42 PM
Bf2 and bc2 had best gameplay and maps
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:42 PM
so any resources / information we can get to update it would be great
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:42 PM
BF2 had garbage gunplay
Fight me
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 12:42 PM
Someone made a better one. https://i.redd.it/oqanyjx072dy.png
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:42 PM
That's good
kutale 31-Jan-17 12:43 PM
all of column A being useless makes my sperg senses tingle
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:43 PM
The gun play was shit. Like it took 20 rounds of direct pistol hit to kill some one
The maps were A1 though
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:43 PM
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:43 PM
I didn't expect you to actually agree to be honest
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:43 PM
holy shit, even the AI and animations are way better in single player
the game isn't nearly as broken as I thought
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:44 PM
kutale good to know they are calibrated correctly
Orv 31-Jan-17 12:44 PM
And yes all the best BF3 and 4 maps were 2 remakes
c0rndog 31-Jan-17 12:44 PM
Angry Luigi is now astonished Luigi
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:44 PM
yeah SP conan is p good
its def the shitty netcode
Quornes 31-Jan-17 12:45 PM
god dammit
server 12 is a 40 limit now
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:45 PM
gayyy
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 12:45 PM
lmbo
Bchad 31-Jan-17 12:45 PM
yeah its a shame such a game that got so many things right for the first time in a genre is suffering from something else everyone got right
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 12:46 PM
If the biggest problem is the rubberbanding
then im...actually impressed
The punching walls thing can be fixed pretty easy
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 12:47 PM
ehhh the early days of Ark were pretty bad
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 12:47 PM
No, even the AI is broken online
like APPARENTLY the big turtle dudes DO get pissed if you kill the small turtle dudes
who knew
one just fucking went HAM on my ass after I killed its baby
kutale 31-Jan-17 12:48 PM
human archers are terrifying when their AI is working correctly
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:48 PM
they bleed, you can kil lthem
and you'd think netcode would have some kind of standardized protocol in these game engines
like "heres what allows this engine to communicate effectively"
its not like theyre using some rando engine its UE4
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 12:51 PM
from reddit also: "So we were just raided twice tonight, both times a group of 2 or 3 came and shot a less then 10 arrows and broke through two doors, the best doors you can get until lvl 20"
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5r7ttu/sountilyouarelevel20peoplecan3shotyour/
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:53 PM
they dropped 12 pop to 40
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 12:53 PM
they will raise it again
likely trying to fix lag tbh
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:53 PM
i assumed, are there any dev notes about it?
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:54 PM
why cant i research mercenary 4
i have apprentice craftsman researched
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:54 PM
"I just paused the entire server by hitting the pause/break key on keyboard."
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 12:54 PM
lmao
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:54 PM
can we get some confirms there?
probably a custom serv with command line enabled by accident or something
but idk
binpas 31-Jan-17 12:56 PM
Anyone around at the island? I'm almost there
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:56 PM
i will be soonish
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 12:56 PM
Uhhhhh.... Hindered...
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:56 PM
?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 12:56 PM
That...sppears...to be correct.
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:57 PM
hahah
it works for me
it must be local, right?
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 12:58 PM
Even if its local
I wonder, if you pause it
Do you still take damage, etc?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 31-Jan-17 12:58 PM
Seems toundo itself after a few seconds.
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:59 PM
server crashed?
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 12:59 PM
yea
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 12:59 PM
yea
Percelus 31-Jan-17 12:59 PM
fuck this shit
hindered 31-Jan-17 12:59 PM
word, i have a meeting anyway
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 01:01 PM
http://conanexiles.gamepedia.com/HowToPlayGuideForConanExiles
is this like
way off
or decent
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 01:02 PM
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:03 PM
welp
I tried playing
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:03 PM
Apparently servers without BattleEye have zero lag
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:03 PM
Not true
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:03 PM
and died of thirst right when I reached water.. and 2nd time it became dark and I couldn't see shit and some npc's killed me
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:04 PM
That's what everyone on the Reddits is saying
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 01:04 PM
reddit is dumb and gay
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:04 PM
I was on one an hour ago and still rubberbanding
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:05 PM
gonna test it myself
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:05 PM
Reddit is the confirmation bias echo chamber that will end the universe
calvus 31-Jan-17 01:06 PM
Idk what it is about Reddit, for game subs it just attracts the worst people
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:06 PM
[–]Jay_EVFuncom CM 38 points 3 hours ago
We're bringing more servers online, some of which don't have BattlEye (to narrow down the problem). There will also be a fix rolling out in about 3 hours that should fix the issues people are having.
That was 3 hours ago btw
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:06 PM
Point to me on the doll where that confirms battleeye is the problem
Drache 31-Jan-17 01:06 PM
so whats the current flavor for leveling atm
how do you build your stats as well. does anyone know?
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
Make sword, kill thing
Drache 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
looks like a lot of streamers are maxing accuracy
kutale 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
don't try to outplay animals, just tank and keep hitting
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
Encumbrance, Stamina, maybe strength
Phi230 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
i get rekt by shellbacks
what server
Jackard 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
Do not trust the reddits. Their upvoting system creates an echo chamber
Phi230 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
12?
12?
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:07 PM
Yes
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:08 PM
Jackard, that's a Funcom CM that posted that...
Phi230 31-Jan-17 01:08 PM
i wish the erection mechanics would cum out sooner
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:08 PM
how do you kidnap npc's?
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:08 PM
It doesn't say they know battle eye is the problem
With rope and a truncheon, level 12 items I think
Phi230 31-Jan-17 01:08 PM
@Danith chloroform + white van
(tek level please)
Jackard 31-Jan-17 01:09 PM
CMs... What level dev access are we talking here? Blizzard CMs don't know shit
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:09 PM
The head community manager that has been in the streams with the lead dev
He posts on reddit a lot, has replied to a few of my questions
Jackard 31-Jan-17 01:09 PM
Hmm
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:10 PM
Said that they are bringing battle eyeless servers online to test if it is the problem
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 01:10 PM
They should have tested that before ea launched lol
binpas 31-Jan-17 01:11 PM
Anyone near the base, I'm Shut Up
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:11 PM
They sort of can't
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 01:11 PM
And why not
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:11 PM
on a battle eye-less server...I'll let you know how it goes
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 01:11 PM
You can disable battleye for other games that use it
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:12 PM
I mean they couldn't have tested if the critical mass of server queries was the problem when all they had to test with was their office and some F&F
Unless Funcom has its own bot net, in which case are they hiring
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:13 PM
Max people I ever saw online during the beta was 4 people on the same server
binpas 31-Jan-17 01:14 PM
What beautiful man is Blazing
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:14 PM
and yeah, poor Jens Erik has been at work since 5AM this morning, lmao
it's not 8pm
now*
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:15 PM
I think people are forgetting this is why you do early access
And that's what this is
We are paying to be beta testers
BERGfu 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
Lol
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
You're not paying for a complete game experience you're paying for the privilege to test
BERGfu 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
Day one problems of early access
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
so far the occasional SLIGHT hiccup on the server without battle eye, but it is a marked improvement
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
pretty smooth ea launch ima
imo
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
Yeah I mean let's put this all in perspective
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
ive seen blizzard release days worse than this
BERGfu 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
No idea just downloaded it
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
d3 was unplayable for a week due to crashing
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:16 PM
First 12 hours of an EA
"A week"
Misspelled until ros
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:17 PM
lol indeed
wow expansions were garbage launches until like what mop?
launches in gaming just blow
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:17 PM
Mops launch was awful
I talked about that in voice last night
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:18 PM
WARs launch was flawless
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:18 PM
I laughed as everyone scrambled to get to pandaria
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:18 PM
The problem came two weeks later
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:18 PM
Meanwhile I was pet battling rats
kutale 31-Jan-17 01:18 PM
wow started cheating with instanced starting zones
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:19 PM
war is the good one I'm remembering then
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:19 PM
People should just rent EVEs servers for launch week
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:19 PM
point is i expected all of this and worse
Fallout 31-Jan-17 01:19 PM
any of you nerds streaming?
Bchad 31-Jan-17 01:19 PM
not even a joke
BERGfu 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
Eves servers are shit
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
@Fallout no but someone needs too
BERGfu 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
They use that time dilation thing to mitigate the load
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
Yeah exactly
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
ouch, server already full
BERGfu 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
Doesn't that game run off ruby or something
Fallout 31-Jan-17 01:20 PM
I'm waiting for some friends to get home from work to play
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:21 PM
I would do drugs and play Conan's Underwater Adventures
Fallout 31-Jan-17 01:21 PM
I wanted to see what kind of shanty town goons are building
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:21 PM
None yet really
No point until you can't punch through walls
When we do we'll be building a hellfort on a broken bridge(edited)
Fallout 31-Jan-17 01:22 PM
is it just t1 walls/doors, or can you punch through t2 too?
Phi230 31-Jan-17 01:22 PM
i like how the music is a cheap ripoff of Basil Poledorus
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:23 PM
We haven't seen t2 yet so we don't know
And it's just t1 walls because magic
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:25 PM
so T1 windows are safe?
T1 foundations?
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 01:25 PM
have they said anything about keeping the player caps at 40?
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:26 PM
okay I woke up, where exactly are we playing or do we need to wait a bit for it to die down to get in now?
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:26 PM
You can punch through windows dunno about foundation
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:26 PM
when I started spamming "pause" everyone complained of lag
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:26 PM
Hey, TrumpTrain
can you test punching foundations?
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:27 PM
kutale 31-Jan-17 01:27 PM
i destroyed someone's t1 foundation with a stone sword by accident when trying to slice up a corpse
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:28 PM
oh jesus
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:28 PM
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:29 PM
does steam joining work
yesterday it didnt
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:29 PM
Sometimes
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:29 PM
the fuck? sometimes?
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:29 PM
Sometimes
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 01:30 PM
Someone post some in game pics for us wagecucks
I need a conan fix
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:30 PM
Sure I'll get you fired
Hazlen 31-Jan-17 01:31 PM
If you post pics of cock and balls my boss would just laugh
But nice try
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:31 PM
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:31 PM
how do you guys see the servers in steam?
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:31 PM
Very carefully
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:31 PM
;/
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:31 PM
@Orv yore the winner
@GoGoGadget so single player is good?
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
Probably? but whats the point
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
In the steam client, click Steam in the top left, view, servers
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
Also Can someone hook me up with some screenshots or something of this in 3rd person
Orv 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
I think
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
Single player seemed flawless
AI was so good it was so much harder
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
Single player runs like MP should
I think if they get MP to SP levels
it will be times of glory
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
ah, thank you
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:32 PM
I haven't seen any third person footage
Other than from the trailer
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 01:33 PM
scroll the mouse wheel out for 3rd person
but combat is easier in first
because of timing blocks
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:33 PM
Haven't bought yet
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 01:33 PM
third looks better though for muh immersion
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:33 PM
Conan needs to be played in 3rd person
This is a fact
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 01:33 PM
I just want to point out when you look down you see your own dick and feet
GOTY 2017
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:34 PM
Yeah I was waiting to see like some combat in 3rd person and to hear from goons that it's not completely broken before I dive in
kutale 31-Jan-17 01:36 PM
it's not broken, but swings are definitely not one-to-one between 1st and 3rd person
i don't think it's possible to hit directly below you in 3rd person for example, and some power attacks are wider in 3rd person
Necrosaro 31-Jan-17 01:36 PM
The rubberbanding is unbearable, have to give this game a few days or weeks to fix that.
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:37 PM
I can't even find the server in the browser. Not sure if its because I am in EU or what as most of the servers show Europe
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:37 PM
I'd probably just play single player until the multiplayer is ironed out
There's obviously a shit load of people fucking the servers to death
I'm a gay carebear anyways
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:37 PM
In the server browser, you can manually add servers by IP
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 01:38 PM
wait for the next hotfix today
see what is fixed
it might night fix anything though, but we will find a way to have fun tonight either way
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:38 PM
Yeah also if you're frustrated don't refund or rage quit
And don't burn out
This game isn't going anywhere and we will be poopsocking this for months
If you aren't having fun just chill for a while and check in again in a few days
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:39 PM
I'll be poop socking you for months
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:39 PM
Join the club
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:39 PM
why don't we all just play the Forest
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
Fuck is that
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
Van
Ban
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
VAN
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
why don't you play
Rejd 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
Not enough content
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
lets all play Age of Conan instead
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
Any goonettes here? I need a GIRLFRIEND so I can m'lady
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:40 PM
welp I think I made it onto #12 but preparing a character does indeed take several minutes
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:41 PM
🥙
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:41 PM
Someone show me third person gameplay tia
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:41 PM
ive been off and on 12 recently and its okayish
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:41 PM
all the streamers seem to be doing 3rd person
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:41 PM
and now i'm just at the conan screen where it asks me to play online and etc..
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:41 PM
Who's the least shitty streamer
@Danith
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:43 PM
lol
none
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:43 PM
>not shitty
>streamer
Pick one
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:43 PM
they are all annoying.. maybe Cohh cause he ignores chat 99% of the time because he has so many shitheads in it
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:43 PM
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:44 PM
can I have your stuff first?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 01:44 PM
I have none
Danith 31-Jan-17 01:44 PM
money?
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:44 PM
Savage
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:45 PM
Some streamers are cool and then become weird and obnoxious when they have to pander their audience
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 01:46 PM
i couldn't watch almost any of them yesterdat
if you have donation sounds and popups and donation text to voice and shit
i just close the stream
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:47 PM
are there any big streamers that dont bother listing all the people that sub with them
?
half of twitch is just saying usernames
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:47 PM
No
That's the point
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:47 PM
seeing as that's their income stream I doubt it
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:47 PM
People only watch and interact for that brief fleeting fame
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:47 PM
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
Lindsay Lohan 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
your mom
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
Omg this loser debasing themselves in front of 1000 people said my name!!!
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
twitch famous? lol
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
the donation war stuff is fucked
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
every god damn time I try to join the server autmotically it just brings me to the main menu for conan
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
Guys let's get tek twitch famous
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
Summit1G is cool for being like the top neet I guess.
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:48 PM
Let's do it
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
ok ill do it
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
Yeah I don't see that happening.
EbonyBBW 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
is this bad game that i should buy?
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
If I entertain someone I'm happy.
EbonyBBW 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
or is it too bad
whats the consensus
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
im twitch famous
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
@Longsaddle sometimes it will hang on that screen for a minute or so before going to another loading screen and then finally in. the other possibility is you missed your slot and the server is full and it just wont do anything.
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
gj everyone
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 01:49 PM
Nah fam I'm firing up my python view bot as we speak
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 01:50 PM
ugh
third times a charm I suppose
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:50 PM
when it gets there just let it do its thing for a minute, if its stalled just try again
glhf
we need more storage containers
im lvl 5 and i havent spent any attribute points yet
and im considering skipping stone swords for clubs
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:52 PM
If you already are lvl 5 without swords
you shouldn't pick up sword
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:52 PM
i get paralyzed from skill tree choices
yah i think im skipping that to better min max
i guess real torches are good?
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:52 PM
well, it's an offhand
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:53 PM
torches seem p necessary at night
Rejd 31-Jan-17 01:54 PM
clubs are kinda bad
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:54 PM
just learn to dance better
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:55 PM
So server 12 doesn't come up in any search, and if I try to add it under steam it doesn't find a game running on the server. Any tips?
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:55 PM
I found it on the steam server browser, Rainbowsticker
Rejd 31-Jan-17 01:55 PM
even their power attack doesn't really hurt that much compared to just leftclicking with a sword
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:55 PM
but it doesn't show ingame, and I can't connect
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:55 PM
Yea it doesn't show up there for me. :/
Every other damn official does but not 12
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
Where you located?
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
192.99.46.178:17011
inkel 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
is it on your favorites?
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
EU
hindered 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
thats the ip of 12
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
where in EU
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
Germany
Rejd 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
Well, 12 just froze.
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
Rejd'
Rejd's german too, and he can connect
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 01:56 PM
oh good
and the game broke all my audio devices
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:58 PM
I added it to my favorites in steam, doesn't show a game running. If I go into the game and to favorites it doesn't show. Weird.(edited)
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 01:58 PM
#JustEarlyAccessThings
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 01:59 PM
Yea I guess
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:00 PM
All I do is just use the steam browser and filter it by conan as game, sort by name and hey, there it is.
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 02:00 PM
Yea if I do that I see all the other officials but I don't see 12
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 02:00 PM
i cant reconnect after patching my game
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 02:01 PM
Looks like there is another patch queue
LOL :pausekey:
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 02:04 PM
jesus
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:06 PM
we might want to sticky the Steam favoriting instructions in the info channel
or planning
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 02:07 PM
This is what I see
I don't get it
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 02:07 PM
SPAM REFRESH
caps
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 02:08 PM
well
Demiurge 31-Jan-17 02:08 PM
I get nothing
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 02:08 PM
now I got to the loading screen before it sent me back
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 02:09 PM
i cant log in to it
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 02:09 PM
it's probably not updated yet
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 02:09 PM
there's a patch dling now
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:09 PM
game is patching
WE MUST FIND PATCH NOTES
GoGoGadget 31-Jan-17 02:09 PM
107 MB
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 02:10 PM
oh for fucks sake
I still cant connect to that server
trust goons to pick the worst server
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:10 PM
Please be sure to restart your clients and Community Servers to make sure they are up-to-date!

Changelog:
Fixed an issue that was causing disconnects when joining servers in certain cases
Fix for Steam Connect; you should now be able to join a server when the client is running from the Steam server list (not just the clients)
Voice chat has been disabled during character creation
Loot bags will now despawn correctly
Fixed an issue that could sometimes lead to server stalls
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 02:11 PM
"an issue"
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:13 PM
Update from the developers
posted by Community Manager (Andy B) @ 03:13PM on January 31, 2017
Greetings, Exiles!

Early Access is here and the initial interest in the game is well beyond our expectations! Conan Exiles has soared to the top of both Steam and Twitch, and a very large number of players have begun their journey in the Exiled Lands.

We're very excited to see thousands flock to Conan Exiles to be part of the development process together with us on the development team, and you have already helped us identify some key issues that we are now working very hard to resolve.

We just released a patch that fixes some of the issues that have been reported so far today. One of the things we are trying to address is the lag (including the so-called 'rubberbanding') that have revealed itself on many of the official servers.

You will notice that the official servers that previously had a capacity of 70 players have now been reduced to 40 players. This is a temporary solution to ensure a better play experience for you while we work on resolving the underlying issues. We expect to increase the player capacity as soon as those issues are resolved. This patch has also introduced other fixes that should alleviate some of the lag issues.

The team continues to work hard on fixing problems as they come up. In these first few days after launch our focus is on resolving the most pressing issues, and we will be introducing more patches over the next few days to make the experience better.

Please remember to share your feedback with us here on the forums. This is Early Access and your feedback is critical for us to be able to improve the game. This is just the start of the journey and we're very excited to be sharing this journey with you.

Make sure to check out the Patch Notes post for the latest update information:

http://steamcommunity.com/app/440900/discussions/0/142261352660363713/

Best regards,
The Conan Exiles Team
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 02:14 PM
[autistic screeching]
hindered 31-Jan-17 02:14 PM
Danith 31-Jan-17 02:18 PM
40 goons sitting on the edge of a cliff
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
fucking REE
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
I think if we get a LOT of interest, we might setup two private servers: one for pubbie harvest, the other for BMW GLADIATORIAL CIVIL WAR
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
goddam fucking servers
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
I found a cool server
Danith 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
hey Ark is on sale for 10 bux
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
fuck that game
and fuck chinese
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:19 PM
fuck ARK, acquire manflesh
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 02:20 PM
Rejd 31-Jan-17 02:20 PM
Let's just all go back to rust~
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 02:20 PM
Stokes 31-Jan-17 02:20 PM
do i have to make another character if i cant get into #12.
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 02:21 PM
I believe so
Stokes 31-Jan-17 02:21 PM
makes sense but lame
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:21 PM
It sort of sucks but also prevents server hopping
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 02:21 PM
so i can have a different dong size per server?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:21 PM
will keep pubbies on one server because of sunk cost fallacy
Stokes 31-Jan-17 02:21 PM
i suppose that's one of the benefits platero
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 02:22 PM
so dongs for pvp servers and flat-assed white ladies for pve servers
Schnugaf 31-Jan-17 02:23 PM
Any of you goons streamin' this game?
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 02:24 PM
lol
that's funny
that's funny
Danith 31-Jan-17 02:25 PM
that's funny
Elendil004 31-Jan-17 02:36 PM
I'm installing now, if i want to join up with the goon collective on #12, i can probably find my way to the island but is there a process yet to join up so I don't get dongmurdered?
Stokes 31-Jan-17 02:37 PM
bro I can't even get into #12 so gl with that to begin with
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 02:37 PM
just ask on voice
people can invite you
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 02:38 PM
howd the patch go
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 02:46 PM
im still not getting anywhere
so gonna call it for tonight and hope some things get sorted later in the week
Phi230 31-Jan-17 03:01 PM
wohy is the server too fuckin full
any alternate servers for runoff
Gayos Orb (chaos) 31-Jan-17 03:06 PM
Cuck
Phi230 31-Jan-17 03:06 PM
suck my virtual taint
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 03:06 PM
Is 74 still full?
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 03:10 PM
Phi230 31-Jan-17 03:14 PM
rubberbanding still fuckin too much
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 03:16 PM
GG we hit the clan limit
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 03:19 PM
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:24 PM
in spite of all this lag and rubber-banding I think one thing is still very clear to us
fuck goons.
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 03:25 PM
always fuck goons
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 03:30 PM
we hit clan limit on 12?
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 03:30 PM
yep
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 03:30 PM
When you base build 2 doors: one for the first clan
one door for the overflow
problem solv
ed
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 03:30 PM
good call
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 03:31 PM
TBH all the 2nd clan needs is a couple chests and place to put their beds and crafts, and a way to get in
everything can be shared bc walls/foundations dont have ownership
just doors
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:31 PM
ah thank god
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 03:31 PM
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 03:31 PM
I'll be on in an hour or so to look at it a bit more
Phi230 31-Jan-17 03:32 PM
server eternally full
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 03:32 PM
since I'm going to want to move the base to a nearby location
which will facilitate 2 clans easily
Phi230 31-Jan-17 03:32 PM
dead and gay game
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 03:32 PM
if we want invincible base, build it out of doors, not walls
walls can be punched to death
doors cane
cant*
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:32 PM
they're fixing it asap
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 03:32 PM
or furnaces, make it out of those
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 03:33 PM
Did someone say door hell?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 03:34 PM
It's just like vanilla rust!
😄
just wit clan support
so no communist apartment blocks of 3x1 towers
TBH it's why clan size limit doesn't work, and never will
it's SO easy to get around so I don't know who they are fooling
Bchad 31-Jan-17 03:41 PM
That's why the fact that they implemented it makes me sad, its a total arbitrary waste of time that only lowers the QOL of larger clans but isn't a deterrent
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 03:41 PM
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:44 PM
yeah the limit just seems like an inconvenience more than anything
Elendil004 31-Jan-17 03:46 PM
when i try to find a server, everything is 40/40 do i just keep refreshing and hoping or?
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:46 PM
get in queue
best and only shot
#12 is where some of us are, look for a tall bridge with a stone house under it
Elendil004 31-Jan-17 03:47 PM
yeah not sure im going to join the goon collective yet but want to find a dang server with some friends
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 03:48 PM
is there an overflow yet?
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 03:49 PM
74 was another good choice
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 03:53 PM
gonna watch a tutorial video then it should be about time for me to stop working for the day
then i can get beer and wait in queue to join a server
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 03:55 PM
how do i join the qeue?
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:56 PM
in steam
go to view
servers
filter conan
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 03:57 PM
i did the ip thing but it says erver not responding
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 03:58 PM
try alphabetizing the list and looking for the server name like that
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 03:59 PM
is there a way to rotate rooftops? also how do i load ammo
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 04:00 PM
and why is the giant turtle easier to kill with a club than a maul
Percelus 31-Jan-17 04:06 PM
is 12 down?
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 04:07 PM
Bishop 31-Jan-17 04:17 PM
the server limit is 40 people?
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:17 PM
for now yes
Bishop 31-Jan-17 04:18 PM
what was it before?
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:18 PM
70
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 04:18 PM
That and rubber banding are our biggest hurdles atm
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 04:22 PM
yeah the servers right now are atrocious but that'll be fixed quickly
Fallout 31-Jan-17 04:25 PM
how quickly?
Bishop 31-Jan-17 04:29 PM
3.62 hours
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 04:29 PM
its funcom so
anywhere between 1 second and
Bishop 31-Jan-17 04:29 PM
+/- 5 days
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 04:29 PM
2 years
nah tho
Bishop 31-Jan-17 04:29 PM
and by servers being fixed, we mean that we will have you lose interest and not enough people to flood servers
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 04:30 PM
itll probably go up to 70 soonish, no idea how long for reals
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 04:52 PM
so for sure thats the place?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 04:52 PM
well
where the marker is
the gold marker
is where the starter base will be I think
Prude 31-Jan-17 04:52 PM
Is this functional yet? Im about to head home
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 04:52 PM
unless we want to REALLY go inland
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 04:52 PM
Im in 12 do i need some sort of invite?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 04:53 PM
i can invite
if we're full we need a 2nd clan
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 04:54 PM
My name is lebodat
inkel 31-Jan-17 04:54 PM
we have one
stigmat and I can invite
Alexander DeLarge 31-Jan-17 04:54 PM
inkel 31-Jan-17 04:54 PM
the spillover clan is just B M W (note the spaces)
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 04:56 PM
yo can yall hear me?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 04:56 PM
@here make sure your in-game name matches your name in voice otherwise you will be execute
and no blazing
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 04:56 PM
i built a furnace right next to that box and the iron is in it
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 04:56 PM
My name in voice?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 04:56 PM
voice comms on discord
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 04:56 PM
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 04:57 PM
How do i change my discord name
plateroLLJK 31-Jan-17 04:57 PM
user settings near bottom left of discord screen
next to mic and headphones icons
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 05:05 PM
Maybe a spillover clan should be on a spillover server rather than grappling for 40 slots
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 05:06 PM
Yeah, 40 slots is going to be tough
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:06 PM
74
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:07 PM
idk,Im just gonna look at it more as learning the game for now
and possibly griefing some nerds
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 05:07 PM
74 has 40 slots also though and is full atm
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:07 PM
Fart
Then we are open to suggestions
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 05:10 PM
Werent we goung to do a goon run server to practice before choiing an official to conquer?
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:10 PM
I think part of the problem is they currently don't support Linux installations
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:10 PM
Yeah but Funcom fucked it up
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:10 PM
so the person who was going to do it cant
and honestly, you can pick any empty server you want right now, get the 3 or 4 goons who want in and play
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:10 PM
Gotta shill PingPerfect
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:11 PM
but its just going to fill up immediately
and then an hour later people are gonna be like, we should pick a diff server
so people can get in
I think its more just waiting for stuff to die down, for 70 slots to come back and for people to pick a 'home server' and things will even out
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 05:12 PM
Hopefully soon they will open some new servers
I think after that things should be fine
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:12 PM
yea
i legit dont know why they wouldnt allow linux for private servers off the bat
seems like a no brainer
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 05:13 PM
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:13 PM
its like almost the default for running any dedicated server
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 05:13 PM
Couldn't someone start a coop server?
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:15 PM
Wouldnt work well for us
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 05:15 PM
How so?
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:15 PM
The way co-op works
Everyone would have to stay near each other
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Why?
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 05:16 PM
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:24 PM
when I get home
im probably going to join some server, maybe a custom server
and just fuck some people up
ideally ruin someones shit good
im not gonna worse about base shit until 70 stuff is back and we can all get on a server
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:24 PM
Im joining a custom one now, vanilla w/ battleye, lower ping than official and higher cap since 12 is consistently full
I just wanna fuck around if nothing else
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:25 PM
At this point, getting comfortable with the game is paramount
Since we cant all be on one anyways
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:25 PM
Thats my plan
Im gonna solo if I must, I just wanna learn the systems
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:26 PM
If possible, yall should atleast buddy up with a few other Bimmers
inkel 31-Jan-17 05:27 PM
I might look to jump on another server just to mess around if 12 is still full after I grab some food
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 05:27 PM
If yall find any good servers ping the channel
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:30 PM
The server im getting in on once the initial character creator loads is called Teabaggers United
Akumos 31-Jan-17 05:30 PM
lmao I got accepted to that hyborian age RP server
time2grief
bananabread72 is their pw yolo
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:31 PM
If this server is good I'll let yall know
Akumos 31-Jan-17 05:32 PM
I keep getting stuck on loading, p good
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:32 PM
Par for the course so far
Especially first time on any server
Akumos 31-Jan-17 05:32 PM
no I mean launching the game
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 05:32 PM
I want to adult RP some ocnan
as we do it, you turn into a demon. i toss you into the fire and you die
and im spent
Akumos 31-Jan-17 05:35 PM
can we build a wall to keep the pubs out from the south
a great wall
and make the pubs pay for it
calvus 31-Jan-17 05:37 PM
Problem is people feel bad for the pubs and before you know it you're one of them
Akumos 31-Jan-17 05:39 PM
dude this game has so many fucking issues simply loading
like 4 crashes/stuck at loading in a row
it hates it if you click it or tab out when loading
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 05:41 PM
I'm thinking of trying a pvpblitz server just to get a better idea of the later stages of the game
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:43 PM
might hop on Official #193, low ping, half full
It's blitz
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 05:43 PM
isn
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:43 PM
yeah yeah yeahs starts playing
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 05:44 PM
t blitz the same as normal, but it restarts every so often?
or is increased gains?
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:44 PM
most of the official ones have like 2.0-2.5 increase in gather/respawn rate
but that's fine
i just wanna learn the game
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 05:44 PM
ah
i have no issue with that
Prude 31-Jan-17 05:45 PM
official #193 is what imma try out, it has 40 ping for me so it's probably west coast
Dimo Ar'Kacho 31-Jan-17 05:45 PM
just a different mentality to play with
cool
give trip reports
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 05:45 PM
ill hop on 193 also
grabbing some food first
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 05:49 PM
Simplyjack 31-Jan-17 05:50 PM
sam,e prude ill be in in a sec
Sarmhan 31-Jan-17 05:51 PM
I guess I'll hop on 193 too, at least until they fix the server caps and such
Bchad 31-Jan-17 05:51 PM
did they fix the lag issues
in the patch
Ruggan 31-Jan-17 05:51 PM
I'll be in later tonight my ark / Albion friends
If it isn't shit
Bchad 31-Jan-17 05:52 PM
HELL YEAH
BlackFaceMayhem 31-Jan-17 05:58 PM
Hey @Ruggan it is shit, but amazing kind of like the early days of Ark.
Ruggan 31-Jan-17 05:59 PM
Yea that's fine with me
Playable and entertaining
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:00 PM
meeting here on 193
recognizable landmark
inkel 31-Jan-17 06:02 PM
alrighty jumping on 193
Percelus 31-Jan-17 06:03 PM
is 193 blitz?
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:03 PM
yeah it is
just playing here so we can all learn systems
since 12 tends to be full
Kizurue 31-Jan-17 06:04 PM
Is it actually playable or is it lagged to hell like last night?
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 06:04 PM
Assume the latter
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:05 PM
193 go to jacks crack shack in voice
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 06:08 PM
bow npcs bring the fucking pain
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 06:09 PM
Joining 193
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 06:10 PM
anything I need to know before I purchase this grief simulator?
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 06:11 PM
Steam server join is working poorly
Rejd 31-Jan-17 06:13 PM
Hey, anyone figured out if there's a way to upgrade a building block from tier 1 to 2 without having to tear it down and replace it?
PartyAlarm 31-Jan-17 06:30 PM
Is game good or shit
Evike 31-Jan-17 06:30 PM
well hi
Ruggan 31-Jan-17 06:35 PM
downloading now, will be in in like 2 hrs
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 06:38 PM
We on a different server now?
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:38 PM
12 AND 193
Ruggan 31-Jan-17 06:38 PM
split or just both servers?
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:38 PM
split for now
clan size is limited so it's best to not have everyone do both
until we have our shit organized
granted we can make "B M W" on 193 too
Percelus 31-Jan-17 06:48 PM
i don't want to play on a blitz server after they fix this shit personally
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:48 PM
its typical BMW procedure to play somewhere with resets
things get stagnant without that
but nobody HAS t o
Bchad 31-Jan-17 06:49 PM
@Percelus we will be dominating a no wipe server, we have future plans to push out and conquer other servers of the wipe and no wipe variety but we will have a no wipe server to call home
Akumos 31-Jan-17 06:57 PM
So is there anything we can do on our end to reduce rubberbanding..?
Like any ports to forward?
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:57 PM
nah its all server bullshit i think
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 06:57 PM
doubtful
Prude 31-Jan-17 06:57 PM
nothing i've read had indicated any way to help it
Akumos 31-Jan-17 06:57 PM
well I watch a streamer on my server banding less than me idgi
might just be ping
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 06:58 PM
hi i haev no idea how to use discord
i don't even know if i was auth'd
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 07:00 PM
am i?
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:00 PM
yeah
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 07:00 PM
are you lying?
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:01 PM
nope you're green
and you can see this channel
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 07:01 PM
oh ok
Longsaddle 31-Jan-17 07:01 PM
you can always listen to prude
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 07:02 PM
everyone abandoned me
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 07:03 PM
I have yet to play teh game, is the goon server working?
er, I guess its 'Server 12'
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:04 PM
12 and 193 are the current servers
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 07:04 PM
im playing on 12 everyone else is playing on1 93
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:05 PM
yeah i dunno why all the FUCKING GOONS came into the 193 channel
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 07:06 PM
what in teh hell is 193 channel
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:06 PM
193 is under blitz in the server browser(edited)
while 12 is under regular PvP
DonkeyLips 31-Jan-17 07:07 PM
oh thanks
BlazingZero 31-Jan-17 07:07 PM
im going to be back to 12 after dinner
or ill be queue anyways
Evike 31-Jan-17 07:16 PM
so 12 and 193 now?
RickFlairida 31-Jan-17 07:17 PM
Wake Me Up
When Clit Sliders Innnnn
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 07:26 PM
Yeah as soon as they fix rubberbanding
This game is A+
Evike 31-Jan-17 07:27 PM
vulva slider
wheeen
Rejd 31-Jan-17 07:29 PM
Pinned a message.
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 07:33 PM
so is the map stray posted for 193?
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:34 PM
check pins
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 07:34 PM
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 07:36 PM
Welp boys
Fire up CheatEngine
The server selection menu should now be fixed, showing you all servers and without delay
Fists, Repair Hammer, and low level weapons can no longer damage buildings
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 07:40 PM
I'm getting really terrible quality on the voice channel is terhe anyhting i cna do?
WHY IS 193 SHOING AS INVALID?
whoops caps
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:53 PM
don't use ingame voice
it's bad
193 is probs full atm
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 07:53 PM
it is not full its just invalid
Prude 31-Jan-17 07:53 PM
people WERE on 12 as well
but decided to all come over to 193
Solgnir 31-Jan-17 07:54 PM
man fuk i bought conan and was all ready to go and then found out i'll be going to TN and living out of a hotel for the next few days so rip me I guess
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 07:56 PM
where in TN
Solgnir 31-Jan-17 07:57 PM
mcminnville
mountain town
but, amazingly, once i find a place in/near there, i'll have fiber internet which i cant get in my part of atlanta metro
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 07:57 PM
Ah okay, I'm up in Knoxville right now
yeah I'm from Atlanta lol
Solgnir 31-Jan-17 07:58 PM
yeah I'll prob be out of commission until I can sign a lease somewhere up there
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 07:59 PM
nice thing is cost of living is way lower than knoxville
Solgnir 31-Jan-17 07:59 PM
yeah, definitely true, downside is that the place i'll be working is where all the government housing in the county is
so yeah lol meth
vanityset 31-Jan-17 07:59 PM
193 shows as invalid for me? any ideas?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:00 PM
refresh
it should pop back up
Prude 31-Jan-17 08:00 PM
i think patch hasn't rolled out on 193
so it's listed as "invalid"
vanityset 31-Jan-17 08:00 PM
that would make sense
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 08:01 PM
fucdk
cant join untill its updated
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:02 PM
Man #193 is so much faster than #12
Prude 31-Jan-17 08:02 PM
good job prude, choosing GoodServer 193
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:02 PM
Already making iron bars and stone bricks and shit
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
good job prude, knocking a big ass hole in detroit 1.0
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
I need to go get to level 15 or w/e asap and get a wheel of pain going
Prude 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
detroit was an inside job
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
can you still punch walls to kill them
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
So we can get started on thralls
vanityset 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
they patched killing t1 walls with fists
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
193 is a blitz server or whatever
so faster levelling
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
Kim, you're gonna go for the leather rack?
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
fuck
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
yeah I am
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
Don't wanna waste my points on that
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:03 PM
going max armorsmith
though I'll have limited time tonight, 12 hour day tomorrow
Prude 31-Jan-17 08:04 PM
@Evike you've been lagging a bit, couldn't hear your question
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 08:05 PM
so some servers are updated before others?
Percelus 31-Jan-17 08:05 PM
so are we done with 12 altogether?
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:05 PM
So my "immediate" unlock targets are weapons and anything blacksmithing related
And also wheel of pain
Prude 31-Jan-17 08:06 PM
no reason to be done with 12, GOONS just all GOONED UP 193 once we started here
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:06 PM
goons just kind of cult of personalitied on 193 tonight
but 12 was running poopy and I couldn't get in
so was on 193 with others
Evike 31-Jan-17 08:09 PM
damnit i was so cloooose
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:10 PM
I also learned the receipe for a carpenters bench and dropped one in the building
I suppose #12 is the "long term" goal server since it's comparatively slow progress wise to 193
193 has pretty fast progress
inkel 31-Jan-17 08:13 PM
Changelog:
Fixed an issue that was causing disconnects when joining servers in certain cases
Fix for Steam Connect; you should now be able to join a server when the client is running from the Steam server list (not just the clients)
Voice chat has been disabled during character creation
Loot bags will now despawn correctly
Fixed an issue that could sometimes lead to server stalls
Servers are now sorted by number of players on server

Round 2:
The server selection menu should now be fixed, showing you all servers and without delay
Fists, Repair Hammer, and low level weapons can no longer damage buildings
Issues with people dying from hunger after respawn should be fixed
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:13 PM
Doesn't hurt to play on a Blitz server just to learn progression paths, tho
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 08:13 PM
WOAH SHIT
T1 BASE SAFE BASE
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 08:13 PM
TISM WALL COMMENCE
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 08:25 PM
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:29 PM
Time to capture thralls~
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 08:31 PM
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 08:32 PM
well now mumble says im changing my username too fast
i mean discord
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:35 PM
need leather for the truncheon to knock out npcs with so, need someone (kiiiim) to make a tanning rack(edited)
auzuguwu 31-Jan-17 08:39 PM
i can make one on 12
is this what you need
TrapBot 31-Jan-17 08:46 PM
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-17 08:46 PM
It isn't 100% FUCK THIS GAME I WANT A REFUND!
Shit is lit. I'm liking what I see.
Bishop 31-Jan-17 08:50 PM
so crafting a leveled skill
is anything for that matter
is crafting a level skill*
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 08:58 PM
I'm making silk now
Rejd 31-Jan-17 08:59 PM
So first thrall we should get is probably a furnace dude? Blacksmith?
Because making bricks is super fucking slow
and we need a lot of those for tier 2 walls and shit
Schizotek(Cavefish) 31-Jan-17 09:08 PM
oh is this game out?
Lancek 31-Jan-17 09:09 PM
Is this game out
binpas 31-Jan-17 09:09 PM
nope
Lancek 31-Jan-17 09:09 PM
Making BMW Great Again
binpas 31-Jan-17 09:10 PM
we're just hanging out in there talking about clit sliders
Schizotek(Cavefish) 31-Jan-17 09:10 PM
yeah but that's like...70% of bmw's usual content
Nonpoint 31-Jan-17 09:10 PM
whats the server?
binpas 31-Jan-17 09:11 PM
12 or 193
I thnk the clan on 12 is full
don't know if there is a backup
Schizotek(Cavefish) 31-Jan-17 09:13 PM
whats in the barbarian version?
I assume pointless garbage
Nonpoint 31-Jan-17 09:14 PM
lots of garbage to take up space in the collectors edition drawer of shit nobody needs and why the fuck did I buy this edition
Toonces 31-Jan-17 09:17 PM
Sup, nerds?
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 09:27 PM
Damn, forgot to take screenshots
someone take some to groom more goons into joining
Nerolus 31-Jan-17 09:30 PM
I heard someone say you can actively block? How?
binpas 31-Jan-17 09:33 PM
with a shield, sure
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 09:33 PM
3 hide = 1 leather
Rejd 31-Jan-17 09:35 PM
Fallout 31-Jan-17 09:36 PM
where do you guys find ironstone?
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 09:36 PM
North
Nonpoint 31-Jan-17 09:36 PM
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 09:36 PM
Like 1/3rd north on the map and onwards
Toonces 31-Jan-17 09:38 PM
This is taking forever to load the world.
Grandpa 31-Jan-17 09:45 PM
Welcome to the wonderful world of EA
Rejd 31-Jan-17 09:46 PM
fuck this
Fallout 31-Jan-17 09:47 PM
can you mine iron nodes with stone?
Rejd 31-Jan-17 09:47 PM
yeah
Deleted User c818cb28 31-Jan-17 09:57 PM
YOU TOOK THE PEEPO
Stigmat 31-Jan-17 09:59 PM
so I think iron tools double the yield?
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 10:04 PM
is there any room in audi or BMW?
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:04 PM
make sure you shit up the games thread with screenshots
Prude 31-Jan-17 10:04 PM
plenty in Audi
Kimsemus 31-Jan-17 10:04 PM
and in Audi yes
Prude 31-Jan-17 10:04 PM
on 193
Ketermuls 31-Jan-17 10:11 PM
i still dont see anyone form audi
anyon in audi online at all?
Korva1397 31-Jan-17 10:16 PM
Hey gunes
Is server 12 still the server I should be trying to get on?
inkel 31-Jan-17 10:17 PM
we're on 193 atm
Taylor SWifTT 31-Jan-17 10:29 PM
Hell yeah the guy with the Rem and Ram av is going to play
Goodchild 31-Jan-17 10:39 PM
So whats up, is anyone still on 12 or have we all migrated?
Space Ghost 31-Jan-17 10:41 PM
On 193 now
Goodchild 31-Jan-17 10:43 PM
Official 193, the european server?
Thanks
hindered 31-Jan-17 10:59 PM
i got back into 12
we got raided. i rebuilt the door.
Ritsu 31-Jan-17 11:03 PM
man
lots of new pinks
post asshole
Eonwe 31-Jan-17 11:17 PM
that was fun yall
we gotta get that 70 people back soon so we can kill some mans
but that was some good shit otherwise
Also, what I'd like to see on our custom server
XP combat seems good to me, but maybe double XP for like gathering and shit
Rejd 31-Jan-17 11:20 PM
Yeah
And also that general 1.5x multiplyer or 2x
I picked up bed making, gonna need a room big enough for like 20 of those beds or w/e
EbonyBBW 31-Jan-17 11:36 PM
alright im about to buy this game but what is the thought on it so far
is this gonna be a good griefing simulator or what
Toonces 31-Jan-17 11:37 PM
It's good fun but very laggy right now
EbonyBBW 31-Jan-17 11:37 PM
laggy framerate or network
i dont mind network lag
Toonces 31-Jan-17 11:37 PM
Network for sure
moop 31-Jan-17 11:37 PM
is the lag any better from this morning?
it was nearly unplayable
Toonces 31-Jan-17 11:37 PM
It's fine. Just not great
EbonyBBW 31-Jan-17 11:38 PM
whats the player cap on the servers?
Toonces 31-Jan-17 11:38 PM
Variable. Ours is 40
Bishop 31-Jan-17 11:40 PM
SHOULD I PLAY BY MYSELF FOR A WHILE TOG ET A FEEL FOR THE GAME
wow caps sry
Toonces 31-Jan-17 11:40 PM
No, rush to our fortress.
Bishop 01-Feb-17 12:00 AM
so on 193 now
Bchad 01-Feb-17 12:00 AM
@Taylor SWifTT GET ONLINE REEEEEEE
Deleted User c818cb28 01-Feb-17 12:00 AM
Bishop 01-Feb-17 12:04 AM
server193 i cant see, thats correct right? whats the IP
1am on a tuesday and servers list still sucks?
Fallout 01-Feb-17 01:01 AM
any recommendations for a base near iron?
location wise
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 01:56 AM
Manual labor is for slaves
Pick up your sword and take what is rightfully yours from the bleeding corpses of your enemies
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 02:14 AM
how the hell do you load an arrow in the bow
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 02:20 AM
My lag is really atrocious on the servers
so I think I'll go for a build where I can craft useful things rather than fight
Rejd 01-Feb-17 02:41 AM
ATTN
🚨 SPEARS ARE OP 🚨(edited)
Stigmat can make em
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 02:43 AM
what about the mallets?
I love the mallets
Rhaxis 01-Feb-17 02:45 AM
So are people on 2 different servers atm?
Prude 01-Feb-17 02:45 AM
not atm
for like 5 minutes we were split between 12 and 193
but 12 kept going down and getting full so everyone came over to 193 although with as many people as we have
two groups would probably work well(edited)
Bchad 01-Feb-17 02:45 AM
played lan
game is incredible combat is good
worth playing lan just to see this game the way it was meant to be played
Prude 01-Feb-17 02:46 AM
yeah later i may hop over to SP just to see how it feels
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 02:53 AM
how do slaves work?
Someone told me you need a dancer to clear corruption
Prude 01-Feb-17 02:53 AM
capture with truncheon/rope - drag to wheel of pain - break on wheel and then employ them
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 02:53 AM
Ah so you need a wheel
Oh wow, reading the patch notes on #2
They just straight up disabled battleye
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:03 AM
People enjoying it?
Fallout 01-Feb-17 03:08 AM
are iron warhammers better than iron swords for base smashing?
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:08 AM
Looks better than ark already, lol
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:08 AM
its getting better fast
tonight is 10x better than last night
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:08 AM
What'd they do?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:09 AM
less server lag
still a lot more than ideal
but it went from actually unplayable to "as expected for day 1 EA"
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:09 AM
That's sick
Goons secured land and have a sick clan already?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:09 AM
if the trend continues it'll probably be working as intended within a week
yeah if you wanna play, check the conan readme channel
official server 193
got a map posted in that channel
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:10 AM
Why'd you move from 12?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:10 AM
kept going down, kept filling up
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:10 AM
Ahhk, went for a more quiet server?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:11 AM
i intended to just be a second group as i was fine playing with a smaller number of people, but then a couple others hopped on, and then Kim came over
and then everyone who is here because they know Kim came over
so then we were playing on 193
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:11 AM
Lol nice
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:11 AM
Whats the player limit now?
still 40?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:12 AM
yeah for now
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:12 AM
40 seems crazy low :O
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:12 AM
it'll go back up
as they fix shit
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:12 AM
Ahhk, too many bugs for now?
Fallout 01-Feb-17 03:12 AM
how close to iron are you guys at that base?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 03:12 AM
Directly ontop
There's iron and coal nodes right next to the base
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:13 AM
easy access to every resource here besides wood but woods just a short walk
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:13 AM
Looks slightly less awkward than ark, but I'm still worried I'll buy it and it'll just die out
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:13 AM
as long as you're down with BMW, this'll be our game for like 6 months minimum
these are the people who played Rust since legacy pretty much all the time
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 03:13 AM
I feel like it will stay popular because its a lot less grindy than Ark, and similar enough to draw the same audiences and maybe a few more people in.
Fallout 01-Feb-17 03:14 AM
damn, I need to try to move my little goof troop of friends to a better base
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:14 AM
Makes sense
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:14 AM
I like the lack of dumb dinosaurs with levels
Really, the level system in ARK is the worst aspect of that game
Fallout 01-Feb-17 03:15 AM
what, you didn't like having to tame something for 72 hours?
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:15 AM
Dinosaurs should have a base statline for every species with some variation through colors and breeding
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:16 AM
That would be logical
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:16 AM
That way you could have kept them in niche roles. Tricep's could be siege engines capable of bashing down walls, carnivores could just be anti-dino weapons with no way to damage buildings
Right now it's just 'do I have a level 800 trex? Does the enemy? No? I win'
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:16 AM
Also the levels make 0 sense
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 03:16 AM
My only beef so far with Conan is that it takes a long fucking time to kill someone and people regen health really fast. Maybe its lag but i felt like I had to stab someone for 5 mins.
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
strength is good
Fallout 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
the archery is really balls
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
Grit is better
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
same raindom
bow
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
I haven't even seen my arrows yet
I just hear a sound
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
but also maybe my weapon was shit
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
archery will probably be decent once servers stop being garbo
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
prude its godlike
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
Granted I was like level 7-8 with a stone sword, but even naked pubbies took some effort to murder.
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:17 AM
The mountain bases look sick in this
And the fact you can actually make them without them being horrid
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:18 AM
lics and i were running around with bow/sword and the bow kills things a lot faster and is fun
but you need to pump agility or your arrows are limp dick
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:18 AM
That's interesting
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:18 AM
they were playing on local FYI
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:18 AM
I've pumped up strength for damage basically
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:18 AM
so the game was working as intended
rather than lagshit
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:18 AM
ya ^
hits were registering etc
even lan on local is perfectly smooth
its not the netcode as far as im concerned
its gottabe the servers themselves
maybe the netcode at a certain player count just trashes the ram too idk
Fallout 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
does accuracy make your arrows have less drop?
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
I assume they are on the same set of machines
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
but 2 players is the same as 1 and its like butter
yes
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
people are blaming battleye
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
thats what i meant by agility
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
So that could easily be the cause
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:19 AM
archery is a lot of fun actually
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 03:20 AM
I saw the crossbow was wrecking kids on some stream
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:20 AM
Just like rust then
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:20 AM
yeah everyone should try 10x rates single player game before hopping online just to appreciate that this game is good for half a second
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:20 AM
I like the high rates servers
That's the only thing I enjoyed in ark, lmao
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:21 AM
xp grinding is always kind of awful
I think I'd like a crafting system built around the slaves
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 03:21 AM
Yea it was awful in Ark, but when they made it so you could transfer your character it was quite nice.
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:21 AM
You can make basic survival shit right out of the gate
But if you want armor you need a tanner
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:21 AM
yeah im hoping character transfer comes up in the future
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:21 AM
None of this unlock bullshit
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:22 AM
That'd be cool tbh
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:22 AM
They already kind of have it in
the wheel of pain generates a resource
But it spawns with a slave on it
The problem I can see is whether or not too many slaves in one base will murder the server
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:25 AM
It'll get crazy with the big wheels of pain
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:25 AM
But I'd like the progression to be basically spawn > gather basics > get a tanner for T1 armor > blacksmith for T2 weapons and armor > magic shit
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:25 AM
eh, I'd think it wouldn't if they optimize this shit competently
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:25 AM
The player fights and gets resources but doesn't craft
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:25 AM
regardless, if they would LET US USE LINUX SERVERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE we could just get a server up beefy enough to handle all that bullshit either way
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:26 AM
The server stuff is weird
I wonder if they ran out of money
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:26 AM
Just sitting on a linux server and not able to host yet? :P
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:26 AM
TT I think? Has one lined up
SgtGrumbles#1597 01-Feb-17 03:26 AM
Are you locked into your religion selection permanently?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:26 AM
i mean, at the very least our euros have been playing with us in the US
dunno about other regions
oh you meant religion(edited)
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:27 AM
They don't explain the mechanics at all anywhere, is there a manual?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:27 AM
read it as region lmao
yeah religions are arbitrary, the choice only impacts which you can summon for and which perks you can use
but you dont have to match with a clan or anything
and i think priest npcs can change your god?
SgtGrumbles#1597 01-Feb-17 03:28 AM
Ok, perfect. Thanks!
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 03:31 AM
what does gaining corruption do?
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:32 AM
So the first day on a public server sounds like getting a bunch of slaves to defend your base?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:32 AM
its like radiation in Rust, slowly builds up and kills you
cured with dancer thralls
Rejd 01-Feb-17 03:32 AM
wheel of pain is really slow
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:32 AM
its a good sign you shouldn't be in an area till relative lategame
Rejd 01-Feb-17 03:32 AM
like 1h+ for a tier 1 thrall
t2 is like 2-3 hours
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 03:32 AM
whats the best noob weapon
Rejd 01-Feb-17 03:33 AM
stone sword
just spam leftclick until stuff is dead
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:33 AM
does corruption clear on death?
The worst thing about the crafting system so far is twine
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 03:49 AM
how do i get in the clan
im pretty close to the goon area
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:51 AM
on 193? we'll need someone to find and invite you
we can coordinate your location easier in voice chat if you're able to
SgtGrumbles#1597 01-Feb-17 03:51 AM
Is 193 the main now?
If so, I'll hop onto that as well
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:52 AM
it's the thing right now
didn't intend it to completely replace 12
SgtGrumbles#1597 01-Feb-17 03:52 AM
I'm at the goon bmw hovel on 12, and it's pretty empty
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 03:52 AM
im on 193 ya
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:53 AM
if you hear horns blowing, you're close
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 03:53 AM
do characters cross servers?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:53 AM
each is unique to the server
Quornes 01-Feb-17 03:53 AM
we moved servers to 193?
Prude 01-Feb-17 03:54 AM
12 is still there
everybody just came to 193 when i said i was gonna do another server
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:56 AM
Bigger numbers will probably have lower pop :P
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 03:56 AM
I tried to fight a big croc last night
I broke 2 swords on it, goddamn
Edd 01-Feb-17 03:57 AM
Did they fix the pre-EA bug of the durability going down super fast?
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 04:00 AM
fart
i bought this dang game ill get on 193 then
Fallout 01-Feb-17 04:02 AM
how do you get to the 193 base without succumbing to 50 hyenas?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 04:02 AM
just run
Prude 01-Feb-17 04:02 AM
sprint
speedrun tactics
Fallout 01-Feb-17 04:02 AM
they cripple you 😦
Prude 01-Feb-17 04:02 AM
the route detailed in readme channel is fairly safe i think?
Cynthia_Dutch 01-Feb-17 04:03 AM
cant find 193
Rejd 01-Feb-17 04:03 AM
I took the right route and it wasn't bad either
Fallout 01-Feb-17 04:03 AM
that's pretty much the way I was going, and had to fight tons of hyenas
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 04:17 AM
It builds character... and levels.
Fallout 01-Feb-17 04:18 AM
what kind of pings are you guys getting on 193?
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 04:18 AM
When you stop to eat the hyena, make sure you go for the soft flesh of its ass first
That's the way in for a true barbarian
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 04:25 AM
can you be freinds with a hyena
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 04:26 AM
Its kind of a one sided friendship.
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 04:27 AM
They'll laugh at all your jokes
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 04:28 AM
good friends then 😃
wait is 193 a euro server
Prude 01-Feb-17 04:30 AM
glitched
its west coast USA
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 04:31 AM
oh alrighty
being european is downright unamerican
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 04:32 AM
Rude
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 04:33 AM
oh dang, is there a trick to getting 193 to show up in the server browser
Prude 01-Feb-17 04:33 AM
refresh some
make sure you're in the Blitz category
or use steam server browser and go by IP
which is posted in the readme channel too
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 04:35 AM
alright thanks for the help, if a few refreshes don't work I will do that then
Edd 01-Feb-17 04:50 AM
:O
YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING WEST COAST US?
You mean...
OCE goons can actually play?
Prude 01-Feb-17 04:53 AM
its worth an attempt
Edd 01-Feb-17 04:53 AM
Maybe once I actually buy the game
Can kinda afford it
But I've been playing the shit out of digimon... Sooooo
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 05:07 AM
As a Euro, fuck west coast servers.
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:09 AM
Agreed
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:10 AM
Hmm
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:13 AM
me and another goon about to head to goonlandia
how do you join clan?
Prude 01-Feb-17 05:14 AM
follow map in conan_readme chat
invites are based on being in person
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:14 AM
yep know where to go about to head there, just wanted to ask first
we will be there in a few mins depending on how shit we are
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:15 AM
How do you stop other goons from murdering you?
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:16 AM
Befriend a hyena
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:21 AM
how exactly do you get meat? killed plenty o critter but nothing dropping
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
you get meat from everything
Prude 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
hit them after they die
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
savage meat from mutants and monsters
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
ohhh
its not a loot thing
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
savory meat from the elks and hyenas and things
But you should only eat human
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
...
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 05:23 AM
Not enough parameters.
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:24 AM
If I get hungry I just kill and eat a sleeping goon
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:24 AM
My ellipsis triggers the bot? Awks
Prude 01-Feb-17 05:27 AM
our commands are ... [term] [link or phrase] to add and .. [term] to invoke(edited)
.. fuckgoons
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 05:27 AM
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:29 AM
Rip
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:44 AM
haha we kept fucknig up but we finally on our way
is there someone around goon area to invite?
Prude 01-Feb-17 05:51 AM
we're around, might wanna hop in voice chat if possible for an easier time coordinating
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 05:51 AM
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 05:52 AM
Patch #3 will be the one that fixes rubber banding
#1 and #2 was a fluke
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:52 AM
ah ok, were on skype together il hop in the chat when were close
Prude 01-Feb-17 05:53 AM
your friend is welcome on the server too
we dont require goonhood
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:53 AM
hes a goon too just dont post often
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 05:57 AM
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:58 AM
Most goons stopped caring about post count a long time ago
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 05:58 AM
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 05:59 AM
oh postcount heh
ive been around since '99
when postcount was the only thing that mattered
Edd 01-Feb-17 05:59 AM
It's been a bit odd, bit nice
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:00 AM
now the case is your conformity to Goon Approved Opinions is the main factor
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:00 AM
I think star citizen goons are the last ones to care about join date
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:00 AM
god forbid you say Negrotown is a facet of the slow ruining of the forums with bullshit MUCH too centered upon IRL individuality
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 06:00 AM
join date matters when you are a mighty 00 lord like me
but it usually only matters to me 😦
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:01 AM
Something something Lowtax and juice
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 06:02 AM
hey since weve died a few times on the attempt up to goontopia there
do you need a house to place a bedroll or not
or can you just slam it down wherever
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:02 AM
we have beds here
but it requires people to auth themselves in person
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 06:03 AM
yep we jsut keep dying on the way there cause were bad and trash
so we just wanna know if we can create a save point
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:03 AM
with as laggy as the server is, running past everything (saving stamina for the fast enemies) along that river path is a safe bet
and yeah if you make a bedroll
you can place and auth anywhere not claimed i think
I THINK anyhow
worth a try
EvilCanadian 01-Feb-17 06:04 AM
ok this is the run
were gonna make it this time
conan bless
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:04 AM
make bedrolls on the way
so you have somewhere to respawn close to where you died
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 06:04 AM
want an escort?
Edd 01-Feb-17 06:04 AM
Worst comes to worst, if a goon needed to go hunt stuff, you could just get someone to help you out
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 06:05 AM
^
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:05 AM
All I want to do with goons is build glorious altars to the dick god and sacrifice pubbies
Edd 01-Feb-17 06:06 AM
Right now it sounds like we could fill a public server, lol
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:06 AM
yeah
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 06:06 AM
i'm pretty sure we are
this server is almost half full, and i think most of it is us
Edd 01-Feb-17 06:08 AM
Makes sense, sounds fun tbh
Percelus 01-Feb-17 06:42 AM
which server
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 06:42 AM
pvp blitz 193
Percelus 01-Feb-17 06:42 AM
i will uhhh
set roots on a regular pvp server for the invasion
:v
are we just focusing on the blitz server then?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 06:43 AM
even with the increased xp rate on blitz servers the grind at like ~15 and upwards is p awful
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:54 AM
How far down the crafting tree can you get at that level?
Like if you just follow one path
Rejd 01-Feb-17 06:55 AM
in my case (weapons) all the way, still have a couple spare
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 06:55 AM
Well it encourages teamwork at least
I think I might go for buildings so I can make the wheels and altars
And just get the basic weapons stuff
Rejd 01-Feb-17 06:56 AM
also picking up pottery and firebowl cauldron because those are pre-reqs for explosive jars
oh yeah I also picked up the slavery stuff since I have points leftover
Now I'm shitting out wheels everywhere because people keep bringing back knocked out npcs
Tier 1 wheels only hold a single npc tho and are kinda slow
next one is level 30
hellsting 01-Feb-17 07:02 AM
193 showing up as euro for anybody?
Prude 01-Feb-17 07:02 AM
its an error
its west coast US
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 07:06 AM
how many types of npc's are there?
I've seen fighter, tanner and dancer
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:06 AM
basically fighter, archer, dancer and one for every type of crafting station
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 07:07 AM
so fighters and archers are just kinda useless guard slaves?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:07 AM
yeah especially because we've got two clans packed in one area
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 07:08 AM
Maybe monsters and NPC's will be less dangerous when they fix the lag
I'm pretty sure the damage is all calculated client side
so it's easy to doge and kite mobs when you warp everywhere
Prude 01-Feb-17 07:09 AM
yeah we've been saying lags been making the PvE easier
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 07:09 AM
yeah, so if they fix it then maybe the fighter npc's will be an actual threat in groups
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 07:49 AM
So how many NPCs on 193 did we enslave after I fell asleep
I hope it's a lot
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 07:50 AM
can you enslave players?
Do they turn into NPC's if you do?
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 07:54 AM
I know you can rope them and do hilarious things, I don't know about enslaving them
Hazlen 01-Feb-17 07:57 AM
No you cant
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 08:04 AM
you can still rope them
and toss them off cliffs
Hazlen 01-Feb-17 08:08 AM
I thought they werent going to add that until they could make it fun for both people(edited)
TEKNOIR 01-Feb-17 08:09 AM
hmm, this could prove useful.
go naked get roped, get taken to other camp get intel on camp.
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 08:11 AM
I mean roping people is fun for me, so it's a good feature
harkens back to Reign where we roped everyone we could find and had mass hangings outside our base
you just had to check their butts for lockpicks
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:18 AM
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Apparently there is a bug where defensive/combat slaves get deleted after the server restarts.
Edd 01-Feb-17 08:19 AM
O.o
Seems like a big bug
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 08:22 AM
they fixed the punching through walls "bug" in like 24 hours so I can't fault them too hard
they've been doing a lot of shit in the last couple days
TEKNOIR 01-Feb-17 08:23 AM
Psst, hey Garry. This is how you make game.
Edd 01-Feb-17 08:23 AM
It's nice for them to be a real developer
TEKNOIR 01-Feb-17 08:23 AM
Though, I do hope for continual improvement of dick physics.
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:24 AM
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 08:25 AM
TBH FunCompetence has earned their name, but damnit if they don't try hard
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 08:32 AM
193 right?
TEKNOIR 01-Feb-17 08:32 AM
yes
hindered 01-Feb-17 08:33 AM
on an undercover ccop
Edd 01-Feb-17 08:34 AM
I mean, all of their games are pretty solid and generally don't have bugs
Just not all fun :P
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:35 AM
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 08:38 AM
If they release on the Ps4 I hope to god it's cross platform
that's just going to be hilarious
Edd 01-Feb-17 08:39 AM
Playing these games with a controller
Icky
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:40 AM
DonkeyLips 01-Feb-17 08:50 AM
is there a way to shrink the giant UI
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 08:51 AM
havent seen or heard of one...dont you love UIs that take up 25% of screen real estate and look like they were made with the big crayons
DonkeyLips 01-Feb-17 08:53 AM
yeah i love it
almost as if its meant for consoles
Doesn't help that I'm a UI designer and it's driving me slowly insane
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:54 AM
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 09:02 AM
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 09:08 AM
Wow yeah mobs are way more dangerous in single player
auzuguwu 01-Feb-17 09:09 AM
not when you make yourself invincible!
Edd 01-Feb-17 09:19 AM
The clothes look nice
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 09:31 AM
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 10:01 AM
Tangerine 01-Feb-17 10:03 AM
How are things going with Conan? I was having major issues with it last night so I gave up to maintain sanity. Will be trying again tonight, we set up on a stable server yet and have they issued any patches to resolve issues?
DonkeyLips 01-Feb-17 10:07 AM
how in teh fuck do i turn wood into sticks
is that a thing
auzuguwu 01-Feb-17 10:19 AM
no
one two pick up stick
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 10:20 AM
if you get a bunch of sticks and some twine you can make a faggot.
auzuguwu 01-Feb-17 10:21 AM
alone we are weak like a single twig but bundled together we form a mighty faggot
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 10:29 AM
Grandpa 01-Feb-17 10:31 AM
Yesterday aside, this hasn't been a too terrible launch
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 10:34 AM
Pinned a message.
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 10:34 AM
Sarmhan 01-Feb-17 10:52 AM
The rubberbanding is super intense today
193 any better?
GoGoGadget 01-Feb-17 10:53 AM
no online server is better
it's why I'm only playing SP for now
Sarmhan 01-Feb-17 10:53 AM
yea
Just wait for the patch to drop
should be daily patches at least
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 11:37 AM
Third times the charm
Phi230 01-Feb-17 11:41 AM
Is this game playable yet
GoGoGadget 01-Feb-17 11:41 AM
Offline, yes
Online, not in my opinion
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 11:51 AM
The main problem with online is the rubberbanding
but I think its playable, its much better than it was
BlackFaceMayhem 01-Feb-17 12:03 PM
Seems a lot of people here haven't played an EA game at launch or a major title on release night. Pretty normal shit. Hell many EA games have been out for 1-2+ years and still run as shitty as Conan.
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 12:04 PM
TEKNOIR 01-Feb-17 12:13 PM
yup
Demiurge 01-Feb-17 12:33 PM
Did it patch yet?
Longsaddle 01-Feb-17 12:34 PM
how's 193 going? any better than 12 was?
GoGoGadget 01-Feb-17 12:42 PM
There was a patch today and a patch yesterday @Demiurge
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 12:42 PM
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 01:04 PM
Bchad 01-Feb-17 01:15 PM
working from home today so i should be on earlier than yesterday
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 01:15 PM
oh hey the load conan steam box thing is different i wonder what they added
>uninstall battleye
kek'd
Bchad 01-Feb-17 01:16 PM
did todays patch make things better still
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 01:23 PM
@here I need progress pics of Detroit
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 01:23 PM
getting on now
Cynthia_Dutch 01-Feb-17 01:23 PM
i found a cute elephant!!!!
also i created a third clan
Mercedes
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 01:24 PM
butcher it and feat on its flesh
the elephant, not the clan
Cynthia_Dutch 01-Feb-17 01:24 PM
already killed the clan
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 01:24 PM
or the clan, if need be. your call
Cynthia_Dutch 01-Feb-17 01:24 PM
should have been more specific
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 01:29 PM
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 01:34 PM
FileNotFound 01-Feb-17 01:36 PM
@Rejd Is the lag better or worse than Empyrion?
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 01:46 PM
do characters transfer between servers?
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 01:50 PM
Nope
binpas 01-Feb-17 02:09 PM
Man, it's kind of bullshit that you can punch down doors
GoGoGadget 01-Feb-17 02:09 PM
you can'
can't
they fixed that
binpas 01-Feb-17 02:09 PM
Oh, so then you just need some higher level stuff?
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 02:09 PM
they fixed that and punching down walls
you need at least T2 tools for sandstone/t1 building
binpas 01-Feb-17 02:10 PM
Ah ok then, I'm not too upset about that anymore then
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 02:11 PM
And I think for higher tier buildings you need like, explosives and shit
the explosive jar things
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 02:16 PM
whats the best way to get xp
hindered 01-Feb-17 02:22 PM
kill shit
pcloadletter 01-Feb-17 02:23 PM
anyone on 193 that can invite to any of the clans? Don't have a working mic right now.
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 02:25 PM
if blazing is on he can invite to Audi
BlazingZero 01-Feb-17 02:32 PM
audi is full, mercedes exists and is online
talk to cynthia
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 02:37 PM
why isnt there a Kia
fuk u guys
hindered 01-Feb-17 02:40 PM
ban
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 02:41 PM
I like how subconsciously people are wary of resurrecting either GM or Ford, haha
It's like flying the confederate flag at this point
hindered 01-Feb-17 02:42 PM
never buy domestic
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 02:42 PM
Rise of GAY when?
hindered 01-Feb-17 02:43 PM
im GAY
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 02:43 PM
We must let the old names rest, such is the fire and civil war they inspire
except GAY was always allied with GM so that's cool
Ever since the days of the Great Satellite Dreadfort, may it RIP in peace
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 02:46 PM
Ignoring the travesty that was GMFORD though
And when GAY rolled them
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:00 PM
as the gayest member of audi i wish to fight the weakest bimmer to the death and take their spot
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 03:01 PM
GMFORD? A sullied mixing of pureblood GM warrior poets.
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 03:02 PM
It was shameful
Even more shameful that GM mainstays like @Rejd and @Korva1397 took part
Tempus Thales 01-Feb-17 03:07 PM
Are there any oceans in this game?
Bchad 01-Feb-17 03:08 PM
not yet
not sure what the planned map looks like
Stokes 01-Feb-17 03:10 PM
is server 12 still the place 2 b
Tempus Thales 01-Feb-17 03:10 PM
193
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 03:11 PM
entrance
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 03:12 PM
Nice jack
its looking good
you seemed drunk as shit last night
also
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 03:14 PM
I enjoy how over the top it is
Like what a conspicious yet perfect waste of resources
hindered 01-Feb-17 03:15 PM
what, pray tell, is wrong with being drunk as shit?
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 03:16 PM
>seemed
i get sloshed and build giant walls/roads
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 03:17 PM
>last night
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 03:17 PM
thats my bit
lol
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 03:18 PM
i didnt say it was wrong tho?????
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 03:18 PM
lol
its fine
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 03:18 PM
it was funny
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 03:19 PM
i overdid it. at least im only a lil hungover and can work on this giant dumb project some more
hindered 01-Feb-17 03:19 PM
get blotto and conan
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 03:19 PM
"what is best in life"
also im thinking it would be good A E S T H E T I C S to make it look like a small trading post
just for shits and giggles
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 03:30 PM
What is this?
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 03:34 PM
did you guys visit the giant sinkhole
im thinking of just taking nothing and going to visit it tonight
and see what shit I can get into
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 03:37 PM
I want to go into there
binpas 01-Feb-17 03:39 PM
There is a lot of cool shit around the map
I just almost fell into that giant pit on #193
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 03:39 PM
The pit has claimed more Goon kills than pubbies so far
binpas 01-Feb-17 03:40 PM
Now I get to make that trek again from the newbie spawn
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 03:43 PM
I think in groups we should all carry a ranged weapon so we can basically instantly kill something while its still and not rubberbanding
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 03:46 PM
Greetings, Exiles!

First of all, we just want to thank everyone that has joined us on this amazing Early Access adventure – and there are a lot of you!

We’re on the second day of that adventure and we’ve already seen more than 40,000 concurrent players. We’ve been the Steam global top seller since we launched and also one of the most popular games on Twitch. This initial interest is incredibly humbling and we are very, very thankful.
As you already know, the magnitude of this initial traffic has also uncovered some issues that we are working hard on resolving. Yesterday we put out two patches and the team is working hard on cranking out the next one.

One of our main priorities right now is reducing server lag. There is no singular issue that is causing this, but a set of issues we need to resolve. During pre-launch testing we saw different performance profiles than now. Many variables are different, from hardware powering the servers to player behavior in game to server uptime. We are currently working hard to resolve the issues and get back to the performance we were observing pre-launch.

In the meantime, we wanted to share with you ahead of time some of the fixes that will be in the next patch that is currently going through QA:

Removing network congestion from big buildings, reducing lag
Disable random NPC taunts during combat
Fixing an issue with some players getting stuck after character creation
Adding a GUI to the server settings allowing server admins to ban players
Fixing a bug where loading screens disappear (showing main menu or the world)
Fixing incorrect settings on port values for servers, making it less likely you will be disconnected when entering a new server
Adding a “Show full servers” checkbox to the server window
Introduce a possible fix for building pieces not loading properly
Graphics driver check on startup, encouraging you to update if needed
Several other minor tweaks and improvements
patch shit on the bottom
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 03:49 PM
binpas 01-Feb-17 03:51 PM
nice, I hope they keep updates and fixes coming at a decent pace
I like this a lot more than ARK
Stokes 01-Feb-17 03:54 PM
is there a way to tell if land is claimed or not. or do i have to keep my foundation out and wander around until the red x goes away
binpas 01-Feb-17 03:57 PM
I think that's what you have to do
Anyone on 193 that can invite?
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 03:59 PM
Not to BMW
have to join mercedes
binpas 01-Feb-17 03:59 PM
That'd be fine
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 04:00 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch has to invite you I think
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 04:01 PM
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 04:38 PM
Make sure you're posting Detroit screenshots in the Conan thread linked on top of this channel to drum up even more interest
binpas 01-Feb-17 04:43 PM
what the fuck is that
Orv 01-Feb-17 04:44 PM
Dunno
It's in a temple down the river
Three of 'em
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 04:44 PM
stab them a lot
Orv 01-Feb-17 04:44 PM
Was taking too much corruption, had to split
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 04:44 PM
I killed a rhino solo last night so I believe in you
hindered 01-Feb-17 04:45 PM
apparently black rhinos are tougher than normal ones
due to their extra achilles heel
Percelus 01-Feb-17 04:46 PM
ive just been fucking around on singleplayer and you can't get kill an entire camp of darfari cannibals without taking a hit when there is no lag
iFriend 01-Feb-17 04:46 PM
hai gewns
where's the loc of our base?
Jacada 01-Feb-17 04:46 PM
this looks good
but i am allergic to lag
i might get it and play singleplayer until lag is gone
binpas 01-Feb-17 04:47 PM
Does corruption persist through deaths?
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 04:47 PM
they have been turbo patching
so the lag is getting better
Orv 01-Feb-17 04:47 PM
Yeah it does, it's the purple you see on my stam and HP
binpas 01-Feb-17 04:47 PM
They need to fix #12 so that it's more that 40 people
Jacada 01-Feb-17 04:48 PM
How is the ping to the US server from eurohappyland ?
binpas 01-Feb-17 04:48 PM
I'm playing from the us on the EU server and it's rubberbandy sometimes
Brittain 01-Feb-17 04:48 PM
pretty crappy, but then again everyone is rubber banding
binpas 01-Feb-17 04:48 PM
yeah, it's not much different from localish servers
Jacada 01-Feb-17 04:48 PM
ah ok
Brittain 01-Feb-17 04:48 PM
still, i am having fun and i am in the eu
Jacada 01-Feb-17 04:49 PM
is it an unoptimised piece of shit like ark was and still is?
binpas 01-Feb-17 04:50 PM
it runs a lot better than ark
Brittain 01-Feb-17 04:50 PM
the graphics are great, looks good across many different pcs. server is the only problem right now. but it will get sorted
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 04:56 PM
like 40FPS on Ultra @ 1440p in the Audi base w/ all the sleepers w/ i7-6700K, GTX1080
Percelus 01-Feb-17 04:58 PM
just play it on single player for now it's worth 30bux to do that if nothing else imo
if you don't want to deal with the rubberbanding and shit
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 04:59 PM
its worth suffering the rubberbanding just to watch the antics of others atm
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 04:59 PM
To be honest mp is worth it, even with rubberbanding, to see what kind of crazy shit goons construct
Elendil004 01-Feb-17 05:02 PM
are there any issues with building and having iron nodes not spawn nearby, like does building make a nospawn radius for mats like that and if so any idea how big the radius is?
binpas 01-Feb-17 05:03 PM
the nospawn radius isn't super huge it seems
Elendil004 01-Feb-17 05:04 PM
any idea what the timer on iron is then, i had coal and iron spawn in abundance, and the coal has come back but not the iron
Prude 01-Feb-17 05:17 PM
I'm a big Bonobo fan and I appreciate that he had made a music video recently in the spirit of Conan Exiles
pcloadletter 01-Feb-17 06:21 PM
Is there a clan inviter on 193? I've asked in the voice channel but I don't think my mic is transmitting.
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 06:21 PM
there's someone
there are 3 clans here now
and yeah, we can't hear youy
try killing discord
or disconnecting voice
worked for me
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:34 PM
clan invites are based on proximity as well
there's a map i posted in the readme channel
to get to our greater settlement area
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 06:35 PM
#old_conan_readme_you_fucker
Read it
you fucker
Elmon <Arcland> 01-Feb-17 06:35 PM
sounds hard
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 06:35 PM
same
Elmon <Arcland> 01-Feb-17 06:35 PM
I hate to admit I read it because it said readme you fucker and did not read it when it was it's old name
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
its just like all the times in Rust we had to put up hyperspicific FUCK GOONS signs up saying exactly what not to do
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
is there a way to make preservatives for your cooked meat later
there should be
Elmon <Arcland> 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
wheres my pastrami
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
does cooked meat spoil in conan?
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
man i've been friends with Stokes on steam for like years now and I don't remember from where
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
yeah
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 06:37 PM
shitballs
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
really
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
just realized the name is familiar
yeah i'm ""pony" by genuwine on infinite repeat" currently(edited)
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
i recognize that name too
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
maybe you were one of the goons who played black ops on PC out of masochism?
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
no
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
I got a lot of goons on my friends list from that
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
i play a lot of dark souls
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
hm I mean same
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Oh God...
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:38 PM
but I have never played with goons
iirc
as far as food goes, I think eggs have a long shelf life so they're nice to have on hand
Stokes 01-Feb-17 06:40 PM
add salt mines imo
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 06:41 PM
oh there will be plenty of salt mines once rubberband land is gone and some poor bastards settle on 193
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 06:42 PM
Prude 01-Feb-17 06:42 PM
make pubbies harvestable for salt
meat preservation metagame
Nonpoint 01-Feb-17 06:43 PM
the great meat wars of 17
winky slider
Rejd 01-Feb-17 06:59 PM
Tempus Thales 01-Feb-17 07:00 PM
@Rejd thats some real poopsocking right there. You are doing God's work.
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 07:01 PM
German Precision
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:02 PM
the equivalent to pulling an all-nighter to build the dreadfort on wipeday
Stokes 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
a rhino just saw me through the walls of my own house and is camp killing me there
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
GOTY
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
circle strafe it to death
Prude 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
if you're in MP and can get a stone sword
yeah
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
fist the bitch
Prude 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
dark souls boss prostrats
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
fuck swords
Prude 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
circlestrafe forever
Stokes 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
it knocked down my walls
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:05 PM
be a man and fist
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 07:18 PM
So the single player
Is it good
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 07:18 PM
Yes
Its a fully functioning game
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 07:18 PM
Cool
So I won't regret buying this and playing single player
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 07:18 PM
Nope
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 07:19 PM
Don't want to do mp until that shit is a bit more ironed out
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 07:19 PM
And when they work out all the game breaking bugs in a monthish
Unnderstandable
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 07:19 PM
But this looks damn interesting
Combat is fun? How's the loot and armor and weapons and shit?
Is it all from crafting or some drops or what?
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 07:20 PM
I think later in the game boss npcs drop something?
Not sure, I think 90% of stuff is via crafting
The end game is still pretty unknown
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 07:22 PM
I wanna see some third person combat
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 07:22 PM
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 07:26 PM
hows the base
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:28 PM
still vulnerable because tier 1
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:44 PM
Like right now you can kill 2-3 foundations in 10 seconds with an iron sword
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:44 PM
this is the best song
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:44 PM
which is gated behind level... 10-15?
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:45 PM
it's only available at 10 if you specifically level with that in mind
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:45 PM
level 20-22 (20 foundations, 21 walls, 22 doors) will protect from iron, so you need steel
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:45 PM
otherwise it's gated behind 3 techs and a level and a half of points
Rejd 01-Feb-17 07:45 PM
which I don't even know what level that is
Dimo Ar'Kacho 01-Feb-17 07:45 PM
50 prob
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 07:45 PM
30 I think
Rejd 01-Feb-17 08:09 PM
So that was an hour and 10 minutes from 19 to 20
iron reinforcements take like 2 minutes each
And you need 7 of those for one t2 foundation
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 08:18 PM
Haha
I dont think I want to look at another rocknose after I hit 20
Ketermuls 01-Feb-17 08:19 PM
anything interesting happending in detroit today?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 08:21 PM
Still gonna get up to 22 to get all the important building shit @Stigmat
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 08:21 PM
I'll also try, but this is grindy, I'm like 60% to 20 now
Rejd 01-Feb-17 08:21 PM
And now we need a shitton of wood and iron again
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 08:21 PM
after I hit 20 I'll go mine
Rejd 01-Feb-17 08:22 PM
So stygian kopesh says it's "high grade", does that mean it's steel tier?
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 08:22 PM
I was about to grab it
but that would be weird, since you can't get steel tools till 30
Rejd 01-Feb-17 08:23 PM
According to the tooltip it's 43 damage instead of 45 of the iron broadsword
But high-grade instead of mid-grade
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 08:23 PM
Umm thats odd
higher attack speed?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 08:23 PM
Seems about the same
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 08:24 PM
Hope its a bug
whats the durability on it?
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:27 PM
Orv 01-Feb-17 08:29 PM
Probably just flavor text
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 08:41 PM
Nooch 01-Feb-17 08:45 PM
Ruggan 01-Feb-17 08:57 PM
our server has 14 people on it
out of 40
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 08:57 PM
100% of them ar egoons
Ruggan 01-Feb-17 08:57 PM
all goons
Ketermuls 01-Feb-17 08:58 PM
Wheres a good place to get xp?
BlazingZero 01-Feb-17 08:58 PM
will pubbies ever join???
who even knows
hindered 01-Feb-17 08:58 PM
12 never leaves 40
Stigmat 01-Feb-17 09:00 PM
Does anyone know the point of palisades?
Orv 01-Feb-17 09:02 PM
When the pops go back up we need a lower number server
People are dumb so they prefer lower numbers whenever possible
hindered 01-Feb-17 09:05 PM
12 is still a thing
when the time is right, we'll ramp it back up
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 09:05 PM
We have TOP MEN working on getting our own server up.
TOP. MEN.
Orv 01-Feb-17 09:06 PM
Goons =/= top nor men
hindered 01-Feb-17 09:06 PM
but theyre mostly bottoms
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 09:08 PM
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 09:08 PM
Fallout 01-Feb-17 09:10 PM
hey 193 goons, do thralls spawn on the big rock boat?
Kimsemus 01-Feb-17 09:10 PM
yes
but they haven't been spawning for some reason
they are s upposed to
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 09:18 PM
Hazlen 01-Feb-17 09:28 PM
there ya go
Eonwe 01-Feb-17 09:49 PM
neat
I havent really played tonight
gtlad to hear its being fixed tho
hindered 01-Feb-17 09:49 PM
what points are good to spend on besides strength and grit?
and wtf does survival do besides let you eat raw meat?
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 09:51 PM
i think you get more filling from less food
hindered 01-Feb-17 09:51 PM
that makes sense
also, by level 50 will you have all of the crafting tree unlocked?
or are there sacrifices to make?(edited)
TrapBot 01-Feb-17 09:56 PM
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:21 PM
Did I see a co op thing next to the single player menu button ?
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:21 PM
yes
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:21 PM
How's that work?
Rejd 01-Feb-17 10:21 PM
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:21 PM
you can host a local game but you have to stay closeish to your friend
like you cant fuck off and roam far and wide, you have to stay together
but you can go anywhere together
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:22 PM
This game is luring me in
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:24 PM
@here until they fix it, a way to keep your 🍖 DELICIOUS FLESH 🐖 from spoiling is to wait until your stack is at a low durability, split it a bunch of times until its just the one "prime" low durability food item left. the split off meat items will be reset to 100% durability, just eat the low durability one for ful lbenefit, recombine the split off stacks and you got fresh meat again. requires some micromanaging...cant forget about it for too long but it works for keeping your food supplies from rotting as quickly(edited)
kordansk 01-Feb-17 10:25 PM
so should i buy this terrible game
i like dong simulators
Tempus Thales 01-Feb-17 10:25 PM
yes
kordansk 01-Feb-17 10:25 PM
is it an adequate dong simulator
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:25 PM
its laggy and very early access
kordansk 01-Feb-17 10:26 PM
how many are on a server?
is it like ark with persistence?
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:26 PM
depends on server
and its 30 day wipes for now
Elmon <Arcland> 01-Feb-17 10:26 PM
I was going to be day one but honestly the release has made me nevous
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:26 PM
single player runs like a dream and is solid af
Elmon <Arcland> 01-Feb-17 10:27 PM
And I;m not very forgiving for EA since they are charging
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:27 PM
its bad lag and netcode
kordansk 01-Feb-17 10:27 PM
can you run it local lan/
hindered 01-Feb-17 10:27 PM
they are patching daily so just wait a week
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:27 PM
idk about lan but you can run a local server and maybe invite peeps? never tried
day 2 of the server and we're already building hellsperg compounds so big they make your frame rate drop
The BMW way
big pointless walls and towers, slave wheels and sacrifical pits
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 10:31 PM
Pinned a message.
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:33 PM
Is the goal to just make a bigger and bigger base and capture more shit in single player as well?
Like is it scaled differently than MP so if you wanna fuck shit up as the god beast things you don't have to grind 500x as long
Also do they replace what would normally be a bunch of players with npcs?
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:39 PM
lots of npcs, theyre hard to kill when theres no lag fuckin em up
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:40 PM
Can I fucking slaughter everything with an axe or do I have to be a gay bowmans
Simplyjack 01-Feb-17 10:40 PM
looks like scaling is the same so making a big ginormous base isnt feasible without 24/7 poopsocking solo
axes are viable, you can dodge and use a shield in SP p good
in mp its laggy af so its a crap shoot
Elmon <Arcland> 01-Feb-17 10:40 PM
acting like gay something isn't the best option
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:40 PM
Yeah
Gay axe dude is better
Duh
hindered 01-Feb-17 10:41 PM
can you admin panel in sp?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:41 PM
That's a good question
Admin panel gives you a shit load options doesn't it
hindered 01-Feb-17 10:41 PM
yessir
Gayos Orb (chaos) 01-Feb-17 10:42 PM
Down to exp rate correct?
Is there a list of all the options
That would make SP much more enticing
Although I'm debating just buying xcom2 for 10 bux
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 10:47 PM
does holding down a melee attack do more damage or na
Rejd 01-Feb-17 11:47 PM
reeeee
hindered 01-Feb-17 11:49 PM
My-my-my-my music makes me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
That's good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this

Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a mic
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
And now he's gonna burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
EbonyBBW 01-Feb-17 11:58 PM
can someone let me in the clan
at the door to the base
Taylor SWifTT 01-Feb-17 11:58 PM
Dont do it, its a trap
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 12:01 AM
.yt cant touch this
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 12:01 AM
Edd 02-Feb-17 12:01 AM
Maaaaaaaaaan, the base building looks easier than ark when it doesn't bug
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 12:02 AM
if resources/lag wasnt an issue we'd have Detroit passibely big dicking by virtue of existing by now
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:14 AM
big human npc city
pretty good xp there
There's also a set arche priest
they also drop steel bars
Evike 02-Feb-17 12:25 AM
i threw a bunch of stuff in the boxes in bmw they are pretty full
hindered 02-Feb-17 12:26 AM
fill
zerric 02-Feb-17 12:29 AM
192.80.158.87:17001
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:33 AM
Edd 02-Feb-17 12:33 AM
Lol
Looks hella fun tbh
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:38 AM
screenshot of what the npc village looks like
hindered 02-Feb-17 12:39 AM
no corruption there, i assume
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:40 AM
By the time I did a whole lap around the village I went from 20 to 23 and had 350 bark
hindered 02-Feb-17 12:40 AM
hmmm ok
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:40 AM
and yeah no corruption
human npcs are good xp
also a group of dancers
hindered 02-Feb-17 12:40 AM
thats the city looking part in the top-middle-left part of the map?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:48 AM
Yeah
actually
northwest of what looks like the city
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 12:51 AM
game good?
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 12:57 AM
vgood
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 12:57 AM
hilarious
Edd 02-Feb-17 01:03 AM
The devs are cool
If that matters
Grandpa 02-Feb-17 01:19 AM
Want to creep out the CM? Today is his birthday.
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 01:21 AM
Yes?
Grandpa 02-Feb-17 01:21 AM
His birthday is in no way official info.
Edd 02-Feb-17 01:53 AM
Server options seem sweet
Deleted User c818cb28 02-Feb-17 01:58 AM
wtb servers that arent a rubberbanding pile of doodoo
Rejd 02-Feb-17 02:24 AM
bmw hq upgraded to tier 2 👌🏻
need to upgrade cock hq next so people can't just jump over from that
Throw all your stone in a furnace to turn it into stone bricks
throw all your wood into a carpenters bench to turn it into wooden planks or w/e it's called
Prude 02-Feb-17 02:29 AM
for the cock tower, we should just extend the shape of HQ around its base and upgrade that - it can also serve as additional room for crafting stuff/chests
rather than the tower itself
it'll be cheaper and more functional that way
Fallout 02-Feb-17 03:04 AM
what kind of thrall is blowing the horn guy?
and do the spiders at the front gate stop respawning?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 03:13 AM
There's none like that I think?
Anyway
If you find a npc with a unique name
knock him out
It's a tier 4 crafting npc
atleast according to the admin panel
something like that
Fallout 02-Feb-17 03:14 AM
oh, I thought goons on 193 had thralls that blew the horn whenever anyone non guild showed up
Rejd 02-Feb-17 03:16 AM
nah those were just people walking up to em pressing e
Fallout 02-Feb-17 03:16 AM
damn, that should be a feature
thrall next to horn sees enemy, he blows the horn
Rejd 02-Feb-17 03:16 AM
hell yeah
and since audi/mercedes are technically enemies
constant horn blowing.
Fallout 02-Feb-17 03:17 AM
yes, the best
Quornes 02-Feb-17 03:24 AM
constant horn blowing eh?
that sounds more a lot of dicks getting sucked
Rejd 02-Feb-17 03:25 AM
🤤
Quornes 02-Feb-17 03:25 AM
👌🏿
Edd 02-Feb-17 03:31 AM
There are tiered npcs?(edited)
That's sick
Rejd 02-Feb-17 03:36 AM
yeah I'm currently in singleplayer trying to figure out what those t4 crafting npcs do
if that's how you get "free" recipes
Fallout 02-Feb-17 03:43 AM
do placed thralls work now, or do they still reset if the server has a hiccup?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 03:45 AM
Apparently you can bring ancient relics to the city in the center and get something from it?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 04:19 AM
Also I think the gladiator arena nearby our base might have a guranteed chance to get a steel trident?
There's a chest at the end of the minidungeon
And with the rubberbanding right now you can just run through it
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 04:25 AM
tell me more
Rejd 02-Feb-17 04:27 AM
around there is the entrance
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 04:28 AM
I just hit the end of that dungeon, since we have a dancer I wnted to go exploring.
None of the chests had any loot in them.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 04:29 AM
rip, not sure how long it takes for them to respawn loot
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 04:29 AM
None of these goddamn undead drop ANYthing either.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 04:30 AM
For just killing mans and getting tons of loot the northwest oasis city is probably best
Just sucks that it's a kinda long walk
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 04:30 AM
Yeah I was there earlier, it is great.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 04:31 AM
No corruption, tons of human npcs, sometimes named (capture those, although converting them to thralls takes fucking forever).. and they drop iron/steel bars, sometimes even weapons. Also tons of bark.
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 04:31 AM
someone killed me 😦
yeah, none of the boxes respawned
and I was apparently kicked from tribe, so yeah, welp
Prude 02-Feb-17 04:46 AM
which one were you in? That shouldn't be happening
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 04:48 AM
Audi?
Ruggan invited me
And basically, fuck the walk for the 8th tiem
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:19 AM
jeeze
people on #12 just never fucking leave
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 05:19 AM
Hopefully if they unfuck the tribe shit and netcode I'll show back up
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 05:22 AM
I built a Firebowl Cauldron and cooked up some Yellow Lotus Potion, from the description I believe it is a skill reset potion.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:23 AM
Hell yeah, 100+ iron reinforcements
Gonna go chop down a whole lotta trees and upgrade the rest of the base to t2
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 05:24 AM
Those reinforcements are slow stuff.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:24 AM
Yeah that's why we have three blacksmith benches
Fallout 02-Feb-17 05:26 AM
putting blacksmith thralls on a blacksmith table makes it craft faster
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:27 AM
Yeah about 15-20% with a t2 one
Fallout 02-Feb-17 05:27 AM
I see the table has room for 5, can you actually have that many active?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:28 AM
Nope
Only one
Fallout 02-Feb-17 05:28 AM
why does the UI have 5 boxes, come on funcom
also, I'm really worried about all this time I've spent on t2 walls
apparently you get steel way before t3 buildling
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 05:29 AM
5 punches later, broken
Fallout 02-Feb-17 05:30 AM
and steel cuts through t2 just as fast as iron through t1
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:30 AM
yeah but it's gonna take people who are fairly dedicated to reach steel
as in multiple hours of killing stuff
whereas iron can be obtained within like 2-4 hours from a fresh start?
@Goodchild are you in bmw or audi?
just wondering where that cauldron is
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 05:47 AM
Audi
Speaking of clans, I was able to reap the benefits of BMW's dancer, to cure corruption and get the regen bonus.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:51 AM
Hell yeah
I might put him inside where he's safe
Fallout 02-Feb-17 05:57 AM
man, how do you get enough bark to fuel the tanneries :/
Rejd 02-Feb-17 05:58 AM
kill human npcs, they sometimes drop 20-30 bark
Fallout 02-Feb-17 05:58 AM
sounds pretty good
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 06:01 AM
Yeah, screw hitting trees with a pick. I just end up with 300 wood that I feel obligated to carry back and hardly any bark.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 06:02 AM
I mean, we need the wood aswell
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 06:02 AM
It's true.
Fallout 02-Feb-17 06:05 AM
those t2 archer thralls though, ouch
Edd 02-Feb-17 06:07 AM
So wait, are there two goon clans?
BlackFaceMayhem 02-Feb-17 06:07 AM
I think three at this point
Edd 02-Feb-17 06:07 AM
O.o
Picer 02-Feb-17 06:11 AM
So, goons are on the #193 official server right?
Edd 02-Feb-17 06:11 AM
Yah
Waaaaaait
Picer is playing?
Damnit, I'm trying to avoid buying this for now
Rejd 02-Feb-17 06:12 AM
Yeah cause nobody ever logs out on #12
So people can't join.
Picer 02-Feb-17 06:12 AM
"playing"
Well
Atleast im checking this out
Edd 02-Feb-17 06:12 AM
Thinking about playing :P
Picer 02-Feb-17 06:12 AM
it was fun playing with the ark goons back when that launched
So let's see if this will be as fun
Edd 02-Feb-17 06:13 AM
I never bothered with playing ark with goons
Rejd 02-Feb-17 06:18 AM
I kinda wish they'd have something akin to thatch-tier from rust in conan
Which would basically cost nothing to build
So you can kinda pre-build/plan your structure
before upgrading it
Picer 02-Feb-17 06:18 AM
lol
"server not responding"
Rejd 02-Feb-17 06:19 AM
I mean rust pretty much had building done right
Picer 02-Feb-17 06:19 AM
If i filter on official servers, i get 0 hits
ok
Rejd 02-Feb-17 06:19 AM
And yeah even if it says "not responding", the join button in the steam server browser worked
Picer 02-Feb-17 06:20 AM
nope
not getting anything
Fallout 02-Feb-17 06:27 AM
don't use any filters
community all, combat all
CAT DRUGS 02-Feb-17 06:45 AM
hopping on~
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:07 AM
Fuck
Someone tell me not to buy this dumb game
I haven't gotten any sleep and my Brain wants to do unwise things
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:14 AM
it's bad don't buy it
especially the lag
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:14 AM
it's bad, buy it
me and my friends are playing on 'not official' server
and there's be very little lag
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:15 AM
how many people playing on it?
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:15 AM
it maxes out in the afternoon-evening
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:16 AM
lag in 193 is insane. enemies just warp around 😛
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:16 AM
yea, we couldn't stand it
500+ ms ping
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:17 AM
so.. do you want more people to your server? 😄
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:17 AM
if you wanna give a no lag server a shot
oh wait, it's not a 1x server
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:18 AM
i only played a couple of hours, no idea what that means
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:19 AM
2x exp
so everyone levels up faster
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:19 AM
isn't that good? grinding sucks
tell the name/ip so i'll give it a try 😃
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
some people like the purist route
forge 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
tell me why i should buy conan
and why its not a bad game
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
it's better than ark and rust
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
floppy dicks
14.1.30.226:16073
forge 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
character stuff doesnt transfer to another server right
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
nope
forge 02-Feb-17 07:20 AM
so if i got it and played now i would have to level all over
i never played rust or ark
so that seems odd to me that a company who only lets them host shit
doesnt transfer progress
did i miss some weird genre shift?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:21 AM
You can host it on any machine
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:21 AM
yea, there's private dedicated hosting
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:21 AM
dedicated server is under steam tools
forge 02-Feb-17 07:22 AM
so i could run us a server on my vmware cluster?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:22 AM
windows only so far, no linux support
forge 02-Feb-17 07:22 AM
if i so felt
gotcha
but obviously tards want to play on the official ones
which is why we play there
to grief
ihmemies 02-Feb-17 07:22 AM
using the steam server browser feels like it's 2003 again
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:22 AM
I'd love to play on official if it wasn't laggy as hell
forge 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
why is it laggy
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
super unenjoyable to me
forge 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
coding
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
and yet the steam browser is suprisingly good
thanks to auto join
forge 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
or did they dedicate 2gb of ram to each
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
that
I dunno
unofficial servers don't have problems
forge 02-Feb-17 07:23 AM
i saw taylor say that we are going to switch servers or something
maybe ill play then
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:24 AM
the twitch streamer server always looks lag free
forge 02-Feb-17 07:24 AM
they private?
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:24 AM
yea
basically anyone who cares about the game's performance has a good server
ie, not funcom
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:26 AM
So
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:26 AM
welp
our base is too far from the northwest npc village
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:27 AM
Can I play on a server by myself as the admin
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:27 AM
If you knock someone out there and try to beeline back with him roped up he'll despawn halfway
after 5 minutes or so
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:27 AM
Or have admin panel in single player ?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:27 AM
which kinda sucks because that's where all the tier 3 npcs are
forge 02-Feb-17 07:27 AM
trumptrain can you make a midway station
to set the peon up at
then repeat
and drag back to goonbase?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:28 AM
Yeah I guess I'll plop down a wheel of pain somewhere there
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:28 AM
trump, can you press escape, server settings, and look for Thrall Awaken time?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:28 AM
Yeah it's 5 minutes
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:28 AM
Could someone check it ou can use admin panel in single player?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:28 AM
errr, 10, I can't math
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:28 AM
And or are there just low pop "non official" servers that play well?
Like is it only the officials ones that are super wonky?
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:29 AM
I'm sure there are plenty of other non-official ones that are shitty too
because someone is running it on client pc or something
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:29 AM
Well that goes without sayinf
I was just seeing someone above saying they had a sever where it's not lagging
Server
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:30 AM
yea me
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:30 AM
or because people are renting from the same provider
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:30 AM
ooh, yea I haven't checked other "Ping Perfect" servers
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:30 AM
But yeah could someone see if you can do admin panel in single player ?
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:31 AM
pretty sure you can, someone else said they were doing single player and god-moding to look around and do stuff
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:32 AM
Is there a list of all the shit you can do in the admin panel? Also how have I still not any third person gameplay
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:38 AM
Was just looking at that
So it seems you can use it in single player
You said your buddy has changed the XP rate so it's twice as fast, how do you do that with the admin panel
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
no idea, he's not a buddy
my guess is server config file
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
It's in options
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
Wonder if that's in the panel
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
In single player
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
Really
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
There is a server options tab in the options menu
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:40 AM
And you can set exp rate?
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
You can set them all
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Was watching a streamer do it earleir(edited)
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
@Edd set all what?
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
All the rates in the game
From xp, to amount gathered
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Ohhh
Yeah fuck I might just have to buy this
I was kinda worried because single player sounded good but super grindy
If I can tweak everything in single player
That's massive
Edd 02-Feb-17 07:42 AM
Afaik you can, yeah
Also movement speed through the admin panel I think
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:45 AM
I'm looking t a video right now where the person is scrolling through all the settings you can change
And it says they're hosting a local game
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:46 AM
No rubberbanding so far
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:46 AM
Does that mean people can join your server if you give them the ip or whatever or is it just totally solo
@Rejd after Patch same server you're saying?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:46 AM
Yeah
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:47 AM
Sick
Keep us posted
I am waffling on buying right now
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:47 AM
did the placed thralls survive the server restart?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:48 AM
nope
All dancers are gone
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 07:48 AM
i thought the last update fixed that
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:48 AM
looks like I'm logging out with thralls in my inventory
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 07:48 AM
welp
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:49 AM
Does that mean people can join your server if you give them the ip or whatever or is it just totally solo
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:49 AM
Yeah might actually be better to keep dancer thralls in a chest
and just pull em out when people need it
Tempus Thales 02-Feb-17 07:49 AM
It didn't?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:49 AM
Also how do I not get murdered by goons on the goon server
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:50 AM
by joining the goon clan
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:50 AM
well ideally we cultivate a pubbie population(edited)
so we don't have to resort to goon on goon violence
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:50 AM
@Fallout theres clans?
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:50 AM
yes
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:50 AM
in fact we currently have THREE (3) goon clans
on server 193
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:50 AM
So if we're in a clan together what's that mean
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:51 AM
basically all items that can be placed in the world
are bound by clan
so if you're in a clan, you can use things (including buildings) belonging to said clan
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:51 AM
Is friendly fire allowed on clan members
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:51 AM
and anything you create will be part of said clan's property
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:51 AM
Also what good clan do I join
Goon
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:51 AM
currently yes but I'd not be surprised if it was modded or a default option later on
we have BMW, Audi, and Mercedes currently
only Mercedes has space left
we'd prefer to have one big one
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:52 AM
Save me a spotttt
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:52 AM
but official servers have like a 22 person cap or w/e on clan size
and private servers tend to be even less
because pubbies are anti-fun fags who think survival games should be hardcore solo bushido experiences
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:52 AM
RIP CIRCLESTRAFING
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:54 AM
there will be plenty of room in whatever clan is currently open whenever you happen to get in, Gayos Orb
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:54 AM
even shitty 3 man camps will give you problems now
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:54 AM
Circle strafing died?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:55 AM
yep
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 07:55 AM
Funcom lied
What did they do to ir
It
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:55 AM
they fixed lag, now pve actually is difficult
Fallout 02-Feb-17 07:56 AM
good luck to all the future 193 goons making the trek up the trail of tears
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 07:57 AM
Aw yeah. Here we go. Joining 193.
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 07:57 AM
the game is actually lag free now???
and difficult??
Rejd 02-Feb-17 07:57 AM
It's incredible
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:57 AM
next time we all start over on a reset/new server, we'll have to like actually gear up a little first and death squad our way up the map
and it will own
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 07:57 AM
kreyGasm
BlackFaceMayhem 02-Feb-17 08:02 AM
15 goons start making their way to the home land, only 3 make it alive. lol
3 dead to friendly fire, 2 got lost, the rest PVE deaths.
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:04 AM
Weighed down by their massive dongs.
Fallout 02-Feb-17 08:04 AM
now, how many of deaths were fully geared
BlackFaceMayhem 02-Feb-17 08:07 AM
Is a stone sword geared haha?
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:08 AM
I'm making the walk of shame to our home.
Wish me luck in this endeavor.
And I'm dead.
Edd 02-Feb-17 08:10 AM
Lol
Fallout 02-Feb-17 08:10 AM
hey, now that combat actually works on that server, maybe archery is good
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:10 AM
They need to up xp gained by like x10 now
Edd 02-Feb-17 08:10 AM
So the patch they just put out
Made things better?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:11 AM
Better and worse at the same time
good: Lag's gone, bad: leveling at a reasonable speed through pve is pretty much impossible now
And it's not like shields are going to be that great in melee either, since they get destroyed pretty fast
I'm just glad I managed to get to tier 2 buildings, doubt anyone's going to be able to get up to 30 for those steel weapons now
BlackFaceMayhem 02-Feb-17 08:14 AM
They need to implement shared XP for your clan.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:14 AM
And at that point make it fully shared, as in hand out full experience to everyone
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:15 AM
Fuck me. These Hyenas suck.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:15 AM
Those spiders by the audi base actually will kill you in seconds now.
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:15 AM
The fucking trail of tears indeed.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:17 AM
funcom comment
We added the patch note about the thralls not being saved! This was definitely fixed with this patch. Sorry for the confusion.
So I guess it just applies to future restarts
not the one for this patch
Fallout 02-Feb-17 08:18 AM
gotcha
so before my host restarts, pocket all thralls
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 08:18 AM
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 08:18 AM
Everything is so deadly :x
2 NPC's murdered me.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Patching every day, I have high hopes for this dumb game
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 08:22 AM
I cant wait until they patch the lag back in....!
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:23 AM
So what stats should I go with?
binpas 02-Feb-17 08:24 AM
holy shit the lag is so much better
granted, probably <20 people on #12 right now
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:28 AM
Make lag a server option!!!!!!!
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 08:34 AM
so in full medium gear i got taken out by 17 stacks of crippling poison
but i still had 50% hp
i dont know how i died exactly
Percelus 02-Feb-17 08:38 AM
oh sweet they fixed the lag?
fixed-ish
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:40 AM
Fucking hell, Literally impossible to get to the base.
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:40 AM
I wonder if the eastern river path may be easier now
I advocated for the western approach before because of the simplicity of the terrain
but it may have more enemies perhaps
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:41 AM
Maybe, the other way so fucking long with Hyena and shit everywhere.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:42 AM
eastern river has a bunch of spiders at one point
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:43 AM
Any other path's recommended? Or at least how to get enough food for the journey?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 08:43 AM
It's basically your rite of passage now
Tangerine 02-Feb-17 08:44 AM
Haha, cool. Well I've got some hours left at work so bring it.
Can you invite to the clans remotely or do you have to be in proximity to other players?
BlackFaceMayhem 02-Feb-17 08:45 AM
If you can't run the Path of the Goon then you will remain in exile.
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 08:49 AM
im listening to some arabian themed electronica
v appropriate i feel
carrying around that regen meat is super handy
for when shit hits the fan
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 09:17 AM
So at this junucture they're going to HAVE to wipe the servers
because there is no AFK timer preventing people from sitting their slot preventing progression on the main servers
and the recipe exploit bug
Rejd 02-Feb-17 09:24 AM
And the fact people probably grinded their way to like 35-40 while pve was broken
Prude 02-Feb-17 09:33 AM
that wouldn't be awful
pubbies ree hard over the idea of resets and stuff but
every reset is an opportunity
iterate and improve!
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 09:35 AM
can we fight each other in PvP for xp
like set up an arena and just kil leach other
why dont we have THUNDERDOME yet
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 09:35 AM
Prude 02-Feb-17 09:36 AM
taken as an existential declaration I will probably enjoy that tweet more(edited)
"WE ARE!" - Conan devs
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 09:37 AM
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 09:39 AM
@here 2 things on the agenda for today:

1. We need to really get a guide compiled with the info we discovered, for instance, we don't have enough people making planks which we need for t2 structures, since t1 are kind of a false security thing since tools can break them so easily. A guild explaining how to level up and equip quickly, what skills to take early, etc, would be ideal.

2. It's more likely than not FunCompetence will HAVE to wipe all servers because of recipe exploits, levelling exploits, and no AFK timer which is locking people out from progression on servers. We NEED to spend today ranging out and finding a location for a proper DREADFORT and Detroit nearby, ideally with enough build area in the primary defensive area for 2 clans.
Pinned a message.
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 09:40 AM
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 09:44 AM
i can do some ranging today
ive been spending all my time at/near the base, havent explored much
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 09:46 AM
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 09:50 AM
Someone on the SA thread mentioned that the area around the two oasis in the north central area of the map was a good build location, and there's L3 hrall around there, but getting there as a newbie could be..interesting.
Ofaloaf 02-Feb-17 09:56 AM
yeah, these northern locations suck as a newbie trying to join in with you guys
also, get people with admin privileges to promote other people to admin roles, kinda sucks not being able to join despite having people on
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 09:56 AM
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 09:59 AM
We're thinking of building a basic base near spawn for people to level and equip at before heading inland
a lot of trial and error is going on basically
BlackFaceMayhem 02-Feb-17 09:59 AM
Might it be worth putting a thread in PGS so the thread isn't public?
Riso 02-Feb-17 10:01 AM
I hate how this channel keeps popping up w ith notifications despite the fact I have it MUTED
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:07 AM
@Riso hi
Riso 02-Feb-17 10:07 AM
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 10:07 AM
Jackard 02-Feb-17 10:07 AM
@Riso mute everyone and here
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 10:08 AM
binpas 02-Feb-17 10:14 AM
There are a few npc towns not far away
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 10:15 AM
I've never made it that far west!
binpas 02-Feb-17 10:15 AM
It seems like a pretty nice area, there's even an npc gate to the east a bit you could probably block off
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 10:15 AM
Hmmm, I might try and make it over there today without getting smashed to bits
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 10:16 AM
some NPC areas don't allow you to build in them so will have to check
binpas 02-Feb-17 10:16 AM
Towns
They seem to be far enough away that it's not a huge deal
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 10:21 AM
could work
we need to test the buildable area
what does the defensive position look like
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:23 AM
Most of it is basically completly open
binpas 02-Feb-17 10:24 AM
Yes, but it's also elevated
we'd have to be able to claim a large area
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 10:25 AM
The minimum we'll need for walls is t2 and eventually t3
so we need to have a choke area
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Did we get raided last night?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:29 AM
There's been a lone guy who broke down one of the audi doors but that's about it
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 10:31 AM
Also jesus, you're still up?
Prude 02-Feb-17 10:34 AM
GERMAN ENGINEERING never sleeps
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 10:40 AM
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:40 AM
downside is it's a decent distance from water
like 5 minutes of walking
only two approaches that need to be walled off though
of which one is just two foundations wide, the other.. let me check
10
That'd basically be a mid-late game place when you have wells
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 10:44 AM
fffff
I like that
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:44 AM
Actually nevermind, it's awful. What I thought to be mineable rocks actually aren't
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:44 AM
Option 3 - the dual oasis http://imgur.com/Yl03ewW
Buildable cliff with two ramps - north side facing south - http://imgur.com/Jzj2llA
Wide enough that two clans could split it.
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 10:46 AM
hmm
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:47 AM
Bonus - water nearby, and if you squint, there's a 7-8 NPC spawn on the other side of the oasis where they are building a statue.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:49 AM
Basically only the southern half of that can be used
the camp to the north prevents you from walling off the north
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:50 AM
Ahh, welp.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:51 AM
this is as close as it gets to walling off the northern half
Evike 02-Feb-17 10:51 AM
well conan thanks for telling me my vidya drivers need updating
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:52 AM
There's another cliff due east of the northern half, is that buildable?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:53 AM
Yeah
It's a pretty good spot
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:53 AM
Ehh.... That's a lot of material to wall off the upper section
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:54 AM
let me see
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:54 AM
But, the upper section under the archeay has a good bit of room
archway*
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:55 AM
Only 11 foundations wide on the east spot
to seal it off
I've spent more on the current #193 sbarros / bmq hq because that needed all 4 faces to be armored
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:55 AM
...and that upper walkway does not appear to be player accessable.
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:56 AM
Whereas a wall that just seals off a elevated position just needs a single armored face
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:56 AM
There's a super narrow path to the east side for accessability, but can be easily blocked
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:57 AM
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:58 AM
If you block it off right at the northern edge, you can have a huge high firing platform to plink at attackers
Evike 02-Feb-17 10:58 AM
lol wow someone is bitching about the "political" discord what the fuck
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:59 AM
Also archer thralls placed at the upper part just infront of the wall that I showed there
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 10:59 AM
i dont know what the political discord is
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:59 AM
can only be seen / will have a line of sight at pretty close range
definitely in "will shoot at you" range
Evike 02-Feb-17 10:59 AM
idk something about how this discord is full of non-ironic alt right
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 10:59 AM
Especially after the patch today
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 11:00 AM
oh i stopped reading the thread
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:01 AM
Of course all those "better" positions are going to be a bit more of a pain in the ass when you're starting out, not only because it's on the other side of the map pretty much, but also because water isn't right next door like at our current position on #193
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 11:01 AM
i can make an altar tier 2 for mitra which can make water fountains
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:01 AM
I kinda do like the idea of having the clans spread out a bit more though, right now it's kind of a clusterfuck and expensive if you want to upgrade all approaches
Evike 02-Feb-17 11:02 AM
eh, we'll move once server shit gets more settled
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:02 AM
Still within 1-2 minute walk distance though.
Evike 02-Feb-17 11:02 AM
right now its learn to poopsock
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 11:02 AM
16 across going north/south
Evike 02-Feb-17 11:02 AM
i should probably get some lunch before i sit down and play this for several hours
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:08 AM
Yeah mitra is nice for the unlimited use / always full water well at level 20
as opposed to anything else where you get a slowly regenerating one at 25
Evike 02-Feb-17 11:08 AM
really i died by thirst even though i had full bars when i logged out
binpas 02-Feb-17 11:08 AM
What does yog get you?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:10 AM
some blessed weapons / armor and a tentacle monster as avatar
whereas mitra seems to be more utility focused?
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 11:10 AM
also Yog gives you best food in game
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:10 AM
the avatar doesn't seem as strong though since it can't fly like yog
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 11:10 AM
unspoilable manmeat that fills thirst and hunger a lot
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:11 AM
^and also gives you a 5 second regenerating buff that heals up half of your health
So pretty good in-combat healing, too.
mitra gets healing from the ambrosia though, too, right?
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 11:11 AM
I think buildermans will want Mitra
Killingmans will want Yog
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:11 AM
Is #193 full or something? I can't find it ingame and it only igves me "server not responding" in steam
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 11:12 AM
make sure you are patched
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:12 AM
But what if i'm both @Kimsemus
kutale 02-Feb-17 11:12 AM
some server ÍPs have changed, find the server again from the steam browser
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:13 AM
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:13 AM
now i get 0 servers
wtf
goddamnit :funcom:
anyone here ingame right now?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 11:18 AM
I am
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:18 AM
Could try adding someone ingame to steam, and go through that route
whats your steamthing?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 11:19 AM
It's Nyfrin
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:19 AM
You can use the steam server browser
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 11:19 AM
Also that.
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:19 AM
i cant find the server in the steam server browser
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:20 AM
favorite 192.80.158.87:17001 and just click join, even if it's saying no response or w/e
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:20 AM
i spammed join, and still nothing happend
really
i have tried it
added you nyfrin
Evike 02-Feb-17 11:20 AM
idk i was able to find it fine in the game server list just now
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:21 AM
Good for you, not here though
christ, on the fifth full refresh it pops up
sweet, connecting
So, the hard question. Female with huge tits, or male with huge dick
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 11:26 AM
Both
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:27 AM
I wish
Is religion important?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 02-Feb-17 11:31 AM
Not critically so
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 11:42 AM
forge 02-Feb-17 11:43 AM
sounds like they are doing a good job at running servers
Picer 02-Feb-17 11:58 AM
ok
time to find goons
TEKNOIR 02-Feb-17 12:01 PM
I mean if you're not joining the cannibal religion of yog you might as well GTFO.
Picer 02-Feb-17 12:02 PM
I mean, i'm a goon, and with no direction would you think i picked anything but the cannibal religion?
TEKNOIR 02-Feb-17 12:03 PM
good.
Sarmhan 02-Feb-17 12:05 PM
How is the rubberbanding post-patch?
Picer 02-Feb-17 12:07 PM
i have next to no rubberbanding
Picer 02-Feb-17 12:07 PM
and im playing from eu, so 150ish ping or so i guess
Rejd 02-Feb-17 12:10 PM
Also for more dancers
There's a decent chance to have one spawn there
or two
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 12:12 PM
Picer 02-Feb-17 12:43 PM
Any goons on that can invite?
Brittain 02-Feb-17 01:13 PM
you will need to make it to the camp first. so far there is no remote invite.
Picer 02-Feb-17 01:13 PM
already in
byt ty
Brittain 02-Feb-17 01:14 PM
np
Picer 02-Feb-17 01:14 PM
*but
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 01:21 PM
"There are no Jews in Hyboria
"What makes you say that?" "We can kinda tell just by looking"
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 01:22 PM
CAREFUL USING RACIAL SLURS IN HERE
caps srey
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 01:22 PM
Fuck White People
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 01:22 PM
The devs need to add a cut/uncut checkbox to the char creator
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 01:22 PM
Agreed
Also the dicks are too straight
There needs to be curve options
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 01:23 PM
yaw and pitch sliders
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 01:23 PM
Exactly
Also I like whoever said they need to introduce a God that requires dick sacrifices
So we have to castrate pubbies
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 01:24 PM
unlockable Klien Bottle option with the Manifolds and Surfaces DLC
Jacada 02-Feb-17 01:42 PM
how big is the download?
18gb?
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 01:42 PM
18
gb
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 01:43 PM
I'm just baffled/amazed they killed the lag so effectively and are now already fixing structures
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 01:43 PM
fun...competence?
Picer 02-Feb-17 01:44 PM
lies
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 01:44 PM
So the TL;DR: t1 structures are good for shit shacks and bullshit buildings
the minimum for anything meaningful is t2
DREADFORT is t3
which means that we will need a fuckton of refined mats which means people need to be farming and putting the mats into the machinery so people with those skills can refine it
it's not like rust where a couple guys can do all the building
we all need to build or we all die
Scuba Steve 02-Feb-17 01:45 PM
Balance patch tomorrow, apparently
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 01:46 PM
someone please eat a grape out of my ass
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 01:46 PM
tfw detroit can be a sprawling slum of shitty builds with a giant gleaming tower in the middle
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 01:46 PM
tua
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 01:46 PM
ok
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 01:46 PM
tia
Hazlen 02-Feb-17 01:47 PM
@Eonwe present it
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 01:49 PM
lol
Rejd 02-Feb-17 01:49 PM
@whoever wanted t2 building blocks, I'll be back in like 20, in the meantime just chop down trees and turn the wood into planks with the carpenters bench. Maybe hit rocks and throw that into a furnace, too. Trees are more important though
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 01:52 PM
it'll be like the original Detroit 1.0: a gleaming metal tower in the middle, and wooden shitshacks and fuckoff towers that stretched into the distance
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 01:58 PM
and lag
Jacada 02-Feb-17 02:13 PM
but kimsemus just said they fixed the lag
WHAT IS TRUTH
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 02:13 PM
detroit lag
log in to detroit when its built
wait 5 minutes for it all to load in chunks
Jacada 02-Feb-17 02:14 PM
so
is there no more rubber banding?
Tempus Thales 02-Feb-17 02:15 PM
I need someone to help me test something
anyone available?
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 02:24 PM
yes
@Tempus Thales i can help
pm me
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:30 PM
the in game name for the turtle guys are kappas
spawning a yog avatar in admin mode makes a mitra avatar and a set avatar is a regular big snake boss
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 02:31 PM
yeah, a kappa is an turtle-imp in japanese folklore
so kind of makes sense
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:33 PM
theres a lot of mobs that i didnt see in game like camels and actual fish
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 02:34 PM
maybe they are assets we will see as the map expands?
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:34 PM
who knows
theres several cool boss mobs
that dont drop anything
there needs to be some sort of poop tier bandage thing made out of plants
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 02:36 PM
I just grabbed this
Where is Detroit so I can head twords it?
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:37 PM
theres a map to it in the conanreadmeyou_fucker channel, now that mobs actually attack you it might be difficult to get there as a newbie
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 02:37 PM
ok
I survived my first night hiding in the water like a bitch
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:38 PM
the base is virtually surrounded by spiders that spit stacking poison that slows you
kutale 02-Feb-17 02:40 PM
welp, you can boost over a foundation. need one guy to stand next to a foundation and another to get on top of him
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 02:41 PM
😮
Also, if you're a Yog kind of guy you can just use cooked human meat
which not only fills water/food, but heals up to 50% of your hp fast in combat
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:41 PM
yes but the problem with yog meat and mitra juice is that you have to kill humanoids to get it
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 02:42 PM
KILL MANS
Picer 02-Feb-17 02:42 PM
How is that a problem
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:42 PM
they are a fraction of the mobs to kill
kutale 02-Feb-17 02:42 PM
i got a bed next to the altar, suicided and chopped myself up
ez m3at
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:42 PM
i guess thats one way to do it
but is stupid and you should just be able to make small bandages
to bridge the gap
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 02:44 PM
hows the game running today? still rubberbanding?
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 02:45 PM
nope
almost all lag is fixed
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:46 PM
is there a server variablle to make the mobs stand still and not attack like before
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 02:46 PM
its still playable
im able to kill all the same stuff as before, i just have to carry aloe pots or yog meat
for emergencies
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 02:48 PM
but im dumb and a baby
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 02:48 PM
sorry about your troubles friend :(
ive gained 2 levels today purely off murdering the spider spawn on audi base
i also died once to em
underestimating 7 spiders and charging in is not a good idea
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 02:50 PM
the stack on that spider poison becomes no joke once its past 5
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 02:50 PM
yes
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 02:57 PM
How goes it goons
Prude 02-Feb-17 02:58 PM
im still gay!!!!!
I will be home soon and I will play Conan
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 02:58 PM
GOOD me too
Prude 02-Feb-17 02:58 PM
That is my plan
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 02:58 PM
About the gay THING
Prude 02-Feb-17 02:58 PM
For maybe several days???
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 02:58 PM
I don't have Conan yet
How does death work in this
Because you have levels and stuff right
Prude 02-Feb-17 02:59 PM
Level related stuff is permanent so long as a server doesn't reset
Character is bound to server
When you die, you either respawn at the "beginning" of the map or wherever you set your sleeping bag/bed
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 03:00 PM
Full loot death?
Prude 02-Feb-17 03:00 PM
Typically tho i think you can change it in server options when setting one up
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 03:00 PM
So did they for real fix rubberbanding? How's multiplayer running now?
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 03:01 PM
yes
its running WAY better, PvE is a real threat now
Prude 02-Feb-17 03:01 PM
I havent been on since the latest patch but im looking forward to smoother, HARDER Conan
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 03:01 PM
our giant fuckoff builds take time to load if you logged out in the base tho
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 03:01 PM
do the beds have a limit of respawns or they stay?
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 03:01 PM
beds stay forever
bedrolls are disposable
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 03:02 PM
yeah the bedroll thing is irritating
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 03:02 PM
theyre meant to be cheap n dirty
for zerging/emergency deployment
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 03:02 PM
I get it, but when you are balls deep in the map w/o a bed...
Prude 02-Feb-17 03:02 PM
We have access to bedtech now
So every base should have at least one the whole clan can use
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 03:02 PM
Will goons provide me with silly hats and weaponry to stick up my ass?
Prude 02-Feb-17 03:03 PM
I will provide you with a stone sword and godspeed
Gayos Orb (chaos) 02-Feb-17 03:05 PM
I want a sword that says I'm Gay on it
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 03:13 PM
hindered 02-Feb-17 03:23 PM
have they messed with xp rates on anything in the past couple of patches?
Elendil004 02-Feb-17 03:33 PM
how do you actually stick dancer thralls down?
Bchad 02-Feb-17 04:10 PM
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 04:14 PM
>harambe cave
the fuck
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 04:17 PM
Never Forget
Hoodrow Trillson 02-Feb-17 04:50 PM
we still on server 12 just got dis game
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 04:50 PM
193
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 04:51 PM
Steam downloaded a game update anow 193 is "invalid" reeeeeee
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 04:51 PM
auzuguwu 02-Feb-17 04:54 PM
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 04:58 PM
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 05:00 PM
I want to put on my headset to play
but I also am going out tonight and don't want to fuck up my hair
Prude 02-Feb-17 05:00 PM
Man they are ACTIVE with the updates
Kimsemus 02-Feb-17 05:00 PM
Prude 02-Feb-17 05:00 PM
Shit i know that struggle
My senns leave a nice thick line of flattened hair along the top of my head if I use them for more than like half an hour
Annoying af
Such is the price of quality audio i suppose
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 05:06 PM
Lima 02-Feb-17 05:22 PM
I'm bald so my headset leaves a nice depression in my skull
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 05:29 PM
I wear a hat all the time so fuck my hair
binpas 02-Feb-17 05:53 PM
^
Stokes 02-Feb-17 06:17 PM
i'm downloading a patch right now
oh nice it's the weapon/building balance
BlazingZero 02-Feb-17 06:18 PM
now we just need a server that isnt us only
Percelus 02-Feb-17 06:39 PM
^
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 06:40 PM
Patience, padawan
Bchad 02-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Are the servers ready for bmw
Is the real question
Because if only 5 of us can log in at a time no one is having fun
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 06:53 PM
We've got something spicy in the works
Bchad 02-Feb-17 07:06 PM
Is it the true thing
Tt
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 07:09 PM
Si
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 07:38 PM
Sp this guy chased me into my house to try and kill me
I locked him in my house
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 07:39 PM
nice
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 07:39 PM
I'll wait until he passes put from starvation then cut his dusty dick off
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 07:40 PM
Youre doing Gods work, son
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 07:46 PM
Holy shit
I killed him, he had a TON of shit
a whole mess of food
jackpot
Alexander DeLarge 02-Feb-17 07:56 PM
Pirates win again
http://archive.is/mCKJC
Goddamn, that was a quick Denuvo crack, what was that? 2 days?
Prude 02-Feb-17 07:59 PM
presumably it doesn't function online? if so that will probably technically drive sales in the future
as people will experience the single player, which already runs nice and smooth and then want to fuck around online w/ people
Orv 02-Feb-17 08:01 PM
So FYI, and if someone could throw this in readme that'd be cool;

Mercedes has an outpost here

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/87094171439591060/7D709B3CFF2621755B59F6F7BCA682D4BF85DEA7/

Next to the Yog temple, which pretty reliably spawns two or three dancers. The intent is to grab dancers there, bring them to the outpost and wheel them there, so that way they're inventory items, making carting them back to the main bases much easier in the suddenly deadly lag-less environment. That's the plan anyway, if other people want to get there and use the outpost or build others, the path out of Audi/BMW's back door up on the cliff takes you there pretty directly.
Alexander DeLarge 02-Feb-17 08:02 PM
You can use the Denuvo crack and play online by forging the auth ticket. Denuvo is bad and when Denuvo goes down, all the games that utilize it will be unplayable.
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:03 PM
well it's good to know that if that day comes, i can reliably crack it anyhow
Alexander DeLarge 02-Feb-17 08:03 PM
Funcom is good about maintaining their games so I wasn't particularly worried about Conan but Metal Gear Solid V or Ubisoft games? Those will be unplayable in 10 years meaning they can sell us the "remastered DRM free version" :^)
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:04 PM
Yeah honestly if this shit is so easy to crack
seems like the only reason you'd use it instead of something proprietary or relying on steam itself alone as DRM
is an ulterior motive like that
because it evidently doesn't do shit to decrease piracy (of course I think piracy being thought of as universally bad is fallacious anyways even if I don't really do it myself for games these days)(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 08:10 PM
Pinned a message.
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:10 PM
ITS ALREADY IN THE INFO CHANNEL REEEEEEEEE
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 08:10 PM
por que no los dos
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:10 PM
although for whatever reason
the info channel has been shitty about displaying images
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 08:10 PM
Some people still dont check that channel
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:11 PM
like embeds are not loading in there properly half the time
Orv 02-Feb-17 08:12 PM
Danke
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 08:21 PM
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:31 PM
ok guys
please try to login into the server named Dusty Dicks
it's under PVP->Hardcore
password is
lljk2017
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 08:33 PM
i will try
DonkeyLips 02-Feb-17 08:33 PM
ill try too
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:34 PM
im attempting it now
loading in, may take me a while since it always does
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 08:35 PM
same
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:35 PM
I'm in
DonkeyLips 02-Feb-17 08:36 PM
it crashed while it was loading ...
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:36 PM
happens routinely on any given server currently
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 08:36 PM
yea
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:36 PM
sometimes it takes me a few tries to get in
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 08:37 PM
okay
I loaded in
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:37 PM
i've found moreso that it just takes like literally 5 minutes of letting it do its thing to get in for the first time
Eonwe 02-Feb-17 08:37 PM
it worked
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:37 PM
ok
test chat and other shit
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:40 PM
alright character creator has loaded now
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:42 PM
oh shit you can hold down E and vaccum up all the stones and branches on the ground
nice
DonkeyLips 02-Feb-17 08:42 PM
whats the IP of the server
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:43 PM
54.157.62.8
it's only temporary
I need to calculate how much this thing will cost month to month
it's a beast of a server
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:45 PM
im loaded in, feels good
is this a separate venture from what TT was planning?(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 08:46 PM
Yes
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:47 PM
so whoever is the lead cat herder hit me up and let me know fi we want to have a real permanent goon server or if this was just for fun
Stokes 02-Feb-17 08:48 PM
Conan Exiles is missing from my steam server list
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:48 PM
That'd be @Taylor SWifTT @Rejd @Kimsemus and perhaps @Tempus Thales (due to how he also had a linux server lined up whenever they make that a thing) in this situation
Burrito 02-Feb-17 08:48 PM
http://puu.sh/tLWEA/fefc3aadad.png Really makes you think 🤔
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 08:49 PM
Yeah TT is who you woudl want to collab with on this
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:49 PM
I think two permanant goon servers would be superfluous but who knows how long it will be until we can implement TT's linux server nor do I know how the two compare in strength
then again, if our number of goons playing this stays even, two might not be so bad in that sense if it meant more pubbies spread across places we control to rotate around and fuck over
maybe one fast blitz, one non-blitz and vanilla speed or some shit
Ketermuls 02-Feb-17 08:50 PM
I was able to get online ysterday but now I cant get past the empty desert screen
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:50 PM
sometimes if you keep waiting a few minutes after that appears it'll go back to loading and then get into the game
or so it has happened to me as such a few times
this server is running really good tho
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:55 PM
even I'm impressed with myself
😃
this server has zero lag or rubberbanding
Prude 02-Feb-17 08:58 PM
wonder if we could open it up to pubbies/make all the goons goonrush it to stress test?
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 08:59 PM
Tonight was a test
I have tomorrow off, so in the morning I'll make coffee and take this one down and config the real one
I just to figure out how much it's going to cost me
and it'll be public
so we can murder pubs
Prude 02-Feb-17 09:00 PM
yeah for sure, i meant just to see if we could ensure performance at or near pop cap and stuff
unless there was a way to have already tested that
I mean I'm sure it's fine
but I mean, just to know before you config a permanant one or whatever
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 09:00 PM
Well the cool aprt is I can tweak resource on the fly since it's a virtual server
*part
Stokes 02-Feb-17 09:04 PM
omg wildlife is actually deadly now
Prude 02-Feb-17 09:06 PM
yeah its very difficult compared to before
Stokes 02-Feb-17 09:10 PM
is the in game map bugged now. i dont see my position on it
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 09:11 PM
Maybe
People have been reporting some strange bugs in the newest patches
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 09:11 PM
you are probably off the map
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 09:11 PM
Or that
Stokes 02-Feb-17 09:11 PM
i was off the map
HAIL KING BEAR 02-Feb-17 09:11 PM
it starts you way south
Elendil004 02-Feb-17 09:34 PM
Anyone have any luck placing a dancer thrall?
or how to place skulls on spikes
Simplyjack 02-Feb-17 09:37 PM
king bear you still have your server going
Evike 02-Feb-17 09:39 PM
i think he said he was going to take it down and restart it in the AM
its very quiet tonight game must be dead RIP
Prude 02-Feb-17 09:43 PM
im tired so im fuckin w/ extreme easymode singleplayer
to just kinda try shit out and look around at my own pace
Gamesguy 02-Feb-17 09:46 PM
so it sounds like we might be migrating to a goon server?
instead of 193?
Prude 02-Feb-17 09:47 PM
for now continue on 193
they're working on the goon server stuff
but it's not quite ready yet
Rejd 02-Feb-17 10:10 PM
Hey I noticed blacksmith thralls tier 2 reduce resource cost of iron reinforcements from 2 iron per down to 1 iron
Goodchild 02-Feb-17 10:16 PM
That's handy.
Did the lag-less wildlife sack our fort and pillage our women yet?
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:10 PM
I really like the look of the armor types in conan
esp with the yoggite mask
Lokee#1115 02-Feb-17 11:11 PM
dope
Hazlen 02-Feb-17 11:11 PM
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 11:12 PM
Just imagine 40 of those motherfuggers running screaming at you
Hazlen 02-Feb-17 11:13 PM
with a token DJ blasting the conan soundtrack over voice
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:13 PM
Oh yeah
let me set that up
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 11:13 PM
Gonna have to use AHK scripts again
Since theres no auto voice
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 11:15 PM
reminds me of http://pop.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/05/54cb4fc7e17db-evil-toys-03-1014-de.jpg
no youngbloods gonna get that refernce
Taylor SWifTT 02-Feb-17 11:16 PM
Is that from the Stephen King story?
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 11:16 PM
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:18 PM
oi
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 11:18 PM
Anyone know what you get for picking Crom as your deity?
TrapBot 02-Feb-17 11:18 PM
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:18 PM
Nothing at all.
Crom is the "I don't give a shit about religion" choice
And inferior in every way
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 11:18 PM
weak
so much for laughing at you from his mountain
we laughing at him from our Yog fires eating pplsmeat
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:20 PM
dude I can make bitching masks and bone javelins at our yog altar now
Nonpoint 02-Feb-17 11:20 PM
I did Mitra on a char...it was fun for a little bit beatin ass with a giant Ankh
Someone needs a James Earl Jones voice modulator
Rejd 02-Feb-17 11:45 PM
hey pubbie is back at our base and wants to fight, too bad he can't break anything vOv
also apparently archer thralls will still knock out buildings
Bchad 03-Feb-17 12:00 AM
pubbie in our base fucking shit up
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 12:01 AM
ree
how bad
Bchad 03-Feb-17 12:01 AM
still patching
but rejd is in there fighting him
i think
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:01 AM
dude got into bmw base
somehow glitching in
@everyone
breaking everything right now
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 12:02 AM
getting in
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:02 AM
I can't do shit
dilbertasfuck 03-Feb-17 12:02 AM
I'm going to buy conan tomorrow
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:13 AM
welp base is gone
Bchad 03-Feb-17 12:15 AM
So now that servers are mostly fixed should we find a permanent server home
i know we are still going to have a goons erver but id like to enslave a local pubbie population as well
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:15 AM
@Rejd We sure it was a pubbie?
And not a butthurt Troon
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:16 AM
yeah ragnar
Prude 03-Feb-17 12:16 AM
ah yeah
ragnar was an OG pubbie on the server
wouldnt be a reactionary troon
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 12:16 AM
guy must have never logged off
Prude 03-Feb-17 12:16 AM
was he cheating rej?
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 12:16 AM
has steel gear and shit
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:16 AM
Nah just exploiting the bug where you launch yourself up
Bchad 03-Feb-17 12:18 AM
official server 203 has a 64 mans cap
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:23 AM
So jack talked with him, he glitched in by logging out and back in and walking through walls while they were loading in(edited)
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 12:27 AM
allegedly
he diesnt seem like some underageb& shitter so
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 12:29 AM
I mesmerized him with my dong physics
dudeness 03-Feb-17 12:33 AM
so apparently i managed to loot my own corpse during the dying animation and respawn with all my stuff
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 12:36 AM
thats pro
Rejd 03-Feb-17 03:26 AM
If anyone wants to fuck around on ark exiles until the goon server is up, http://i.imgur.com/2I6DX9X.jpg
Tangerine 03-Feb-17 03:43 AM
That Ark Exiles server is chill for fucking around on.
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 05:06 AM
Lima 03-Feb-17 05:07 AM
lol
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 05:13 AM
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 05:27 AM
so
I can't leave the server I made up
because it'll run about 160 a month if it has 100% utilization
so I'm gonna spin up a slightly smaller server which projects about $90 a month and leave it up for 1 month and see how much utilization it actually gets
but I'll need people to actually play on it
Measly Twerp 03-Feb-17 05:39 AM
Windows hosting huh?
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 05:52 AM
Ofaloaf 03-Feb-17 06:09 AM
oh ragnar? I think I accidentally shittalked at him last evening
someone came into 193 and asked if the server was friendly, and I went "just don't attack our shit and we're good" or some such, and ragnar went "'we'?"
and then went back and forth a little
Orv 03-Feb-17 06:11 AM
He's a posturing roleplayer, so that probably helped
Ofaloaf 03-Feb-17 06:11 AM
roleplaying with glitches, the most roleplay-y roleplaying possible
BY CROM HE'S TELEPORTED THROUGH THE WALLS
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 06:51 AM
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 06:57 AM
"@poopingevolved"
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 06:58 AM
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 07:00 AM
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 07:12 AM
My goon box is on hold for now until I talk to TT and figure out what he wants to do
BlackFaceMayhem 03-Feb-17 07:13 AM
everyone seems scattered a bit
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 07:43 AM
I think we're all still on 193 for the most part
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 08:03 AM
Everyone everywhere is going to get unrendered structure raided anyway now that its widely known. Until they drop a fix no point in doing much but leveling up to fuck around
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 03-Feb-17 08:06 AM
That should be pretty easy to fix though - quick and dirty fix is freeze people in place for 10-15 seconds on load in, and the good fix is freeze them until the client says everything is rendered.
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 08:08 AM
Should be... other games had to fix it at start to like H1Z1. Anything that puts a player in the game but locks them in place should also come with an invulnerability timer. Otherwise we will all eventually get to experience what it's like to be locked in place while a croc makes an appetizer out of our dong(edited)
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 03-Feb-17 08:11 AM
sigh Oh right, the crafting tables are still fubar.
Welp
Although it does appear I made 5 chestpieces for the price of one.
Tangerine 03-Feb-17 08:12 AM
I was dicking around on Ark Exiles x5 earlier. It's a laugh with the increased rates. Lvl 1 to 10 in about as many minutes. x5 Gathering on resources.
Percelus 03-Feb-17 08:19 AM
it's great for figuring out shit
is there an iron mace btw
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 03-Feb-17 08:37 AM
There's an Iron Warhammer
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 08:42 AM
Evike 03-Feb-17 09:04 AM
still on 193 this morning?
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 09:11 AM
eh
waiting for rendering glitches to be resolved
no point if people can just log in and glitch into your base
Evike 03-Feb-17 09:12 AM
well, yes.
everything seems to be mostly gone in BMW
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 09:40 AM
Evike 03-Feb-17 09:47 AM
It looks like they aren't supporting(?) official servers at the moment. http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=440900
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 09:47 AM
Percelus 03-Feb-17 09:49 AM
rip pingperfect servers then
alas, they were not ping perfect
Rejd 03-Feb-17 09:51 AM
maybe you shouldn't have been shilling that hard for "ping perfect"~
Percelus 03-Feb-17 09:53 AM
who what now
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 09:54 AM
Wow, yeah, cutting partner ties that fast
kutale 03-Feb-17 09:54 AM
However, due to the high demand for Conan Exiles servers, many hosting companies are simply out of the hardware that we need and as such this process might take a few days. weow
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 09:54 AM
"Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming demand for servers and our needs for administrating them, our official partner has been unable to deliver the level of quality and service we require. Because of this we have mutually agreed to end the partnership."
I mean it was pretty evident
The server I had up last night had zero lag and ran great
But it was also pretty beastly
I can;t image that the servers they were offering for $25 a month were that great
Evike 03-Feb-17 09:57 AM
i just tried to get on some unofficial and bzzzzt nae
Rejd 03-Feb-17 09:58 AM
Also so much for "permanent no wipe" servers, lmbo
Percelus 03-Feb-17 09:58 AM
does someone have a dedicated goon server up?
they aren't technically wiping shit
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 09:58 AM
tfw 193 trumpwall is gone forever
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 09:58 AM
We did last night, but it was gonna cost me like $160 a month to keep it running
so I'm waiting for TT to get back online and I can work with him on his box idea
Patrat 03-Feb-17 09:58 AM
Damn, how beefy a server was that?
Rejd 03-Feb-17 09:58 AM
Yeah fuck no, I'd rather wait a couple days and see if TT can work his magic
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 09:59 AM
it was a dedicated 4x16 on AWS
but it had zero lag and a 70 player cap
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:00 AM
Evike 03-Feb-17 10:01 AM
bmw base got raided or something tho most of the crafting stuff was gone etc
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 10:02 AM
Rip their server host lol
Percelus 03-Feb-17 10:03 AM
it's p fucking hilarious how you guys got raided by one exploiting roleplaying pubbie
Rejd 03-Feb-17 10:04 AM
I mean to be fair, if someone's basically noclipping through walls while almost everyone is logged out.. eh
Also for those nvidia folks, you can use that ansel (screenshot thing) to fly around with just a camera
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 10:05 AM
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 10:09 AM
How's the policy on adding pubbies to this channel?
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 10:09 AM
very carefully
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Well, my girlfriend just bought Conan too.
Figured we might team up with you.
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 10:10 AM
oh
if its an SO or a close irl friend you can vouch for thats okay
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Figured I'd ask, since I am a greentext pubbie here 😦
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:12 AM
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 10:13 AM
i will be acquiring conan soon tm
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:13 AM
hindered 03-Feb-17 10:41 AM
their ama is pretty promising
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5rukhh/wearefuncomaskusanythingaboutourrecently/?sort=qa
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:42 AM
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 10:52 AM
Lol
I didnt know about any of that
so fuck off ping perfect, rip 193, and lol at ignoring walls because they didnt render
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:56 AM
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 11:01 AM
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:10 AM
Jesus christ, ok
this actually is annoying now, their PR dude needs to post less shit on twitter
BlackFaceMayhem 03-Feb-17 11:11 AM
Dudes working hard. Needs a raise.
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:15 AM
I mean it's nice because it's a fast way to get news about this game
made a new channel for it instead
Toonces 03-Feb-17 11:15 AM
IS 193 down?
BlackFaceMayhem 03-Feb-17 11:15 AM
All officials are down for a while I think.
Toonces 03-Feb-17 11:15 AM
Aww nards
Evike 03-Feb-17 11:23 AM
im on some weird 5x server just dicking around, trying to find good goon base places.
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:24 AM
ark exiles?
forge 03-Feb-17 11:36 AM
when will the server be back up
Unfortunately, due to the overwhelming demand for servers and our needs for administrating them, our official partner has been unable to deliver the level of quality and service we require. Because of this we have mutually agreed to end the partnership.
rip
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 11:38 AM
They're going to restore progress on the new servers
tho
apparently
forge 03-Feb-17 11:45 AM
we should just pick one to play over the weekend on
because i doubt that shit will be up before the end of next week
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:45 AM
Got a thing going on Ark Exiles x5
216.244.86.138:38615
Just fucking around tho
forge 03-Feb-17 11:46 AM
whats the pop on that
they also really really need to fix the character and guild shit
because the game is about pvp
and curently you cant do that
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:47 AM
It was like 30 a couple hours ago
now down to 5?
Bchad 03-Feb-17 11:55 AM
Goon rush ark exiles for the weekend trump train is level 100 and we have a base
Bchad 03-Feb-17 12:00 PM
God damn going to work sucks I just want to make slaves
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:01 PM
Hey @Bchad, got steel for ya when you're back
Bchad 03-Feb-17 12:02 PM
Thank god
I don't even know how to make steel in this game
If we can get some people together we should raid those two pubbie bases tonight
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 12:07 PM
sweet
ill be on tonight
Tangerine 03-Feb-17 12:08 PM
Is Ark Exiles up? Lost it from the server list.
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:09 PM
I see it
But we have some people on !BATTLEGROUNDS! [6x ALL] too
I don't know what to do
I need an adult
Ark Exiles it is
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 12:14 PM
I'll finally be on tonight. My computer arrived!
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:14 PM
be on
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:16 PM
216.244.86.138:38615
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 12:19 PM
@Taylor SWifTT I can be there in about 10 hours
😚
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:19 PM
Speaking of 10 hours
Gonna check the progress on the infrastructure upgrade today
Soon as they finish it, hopefully I can get on Conan
Because Conan is not a lag friendly game
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:20 PM
O
I'm not experiencing any rubberbanding on Ark Exiles so far
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 12:23 PM
nice
Cynthia_Dutch 03-Feb-17 12:28 PM
I will be on in a couple of hours
Will be farming xp :)
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:30 PM
Why oh why did i think it was a good idea to play until six in the morning, sleep for two hours, go to work, and start drinking beer as soon as i get home
I mean
why
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:31 PM
um
because it is
duh
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:36 PM
Worst part of that was work
Who's working when there's Conans to play
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:36 PM
Well, me, for one
Anyway
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:36 PM
Call your boss he will understand
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:37 PM
Are we switching servers or are we still chugging along on #193, while some freaks do some weird servers?
Ah, well. I am the boss, so yeah
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:37 PM
There is no 193
Official servers are offline until they switch providers
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:37 PM
well,w hatever the name was
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:37 PM
We're on Ark Exiles
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:37 PM
what
what
are you joking?
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:37 PM
Officials are fucked
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:38 PM
I'm not. They dropped PingPerfect
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:38 PM
rip my awesome bigtittiecharacter 😦
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 12:38 PM
Thank God
About pingperfect
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:38 PM
They are switching and plan to take the server save files too
But can't guarantee it
But for now the officials are down
So come on over to Ark Exiles (the server it's not ARK) it's 5x
Rejd is already level 100
Even though I thought 50 was the max
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:39 PM
I really want them to fuck up the server saves just because people are going to be angry their precious three days of playing on a permament no wipe server will be lost
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:40 PM
lol
yeah ok, logging in atm
we got an ip btw?
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:41 PM
we do scroll up
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:42 PM
not responding
i hate the steam server shit
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:43 PM
add me one of us to your friends list and join on us
Mine is AnAngryLuigi
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:45 PM
Also, i finnaly sweettalked @Cynthia_Dutch into giving me officer last night and now that dream of a hostile takeover is also dead.
added you
Is that map above the ip the base now?
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 12:47 PM
yes
get in voice chat every time I tab out to answer your ass I die
Cynthia_Dutch 03-Feb-17 12:47 PM
It's was never a dream. There is only one person that fits the crown and that's me.....so you better bow down!
Picer 03-Feb-17 12:49 PM
Pft, i had bigger tits than you, hence i was the better queen
But, now im going for big dong instead
How fitting is it that i turn my dong to max, and the first crime im exiled for is "corrupting the youth"
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 12:56 PM
"contaminating a well"
Rejd 03-Feb-17 12:59 PM
Screenshot from the base
You can barely see the statues in the distance
Rejd 03-Feb-17 01:00 PM
I think that's the closest iron/coal spot to the spawn
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 01:17 PM
Is Ark Exiles a BLitz server?
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 01:21 PM
Can we maybe get the map location and stuff pinned in the read me you fuck
channel
that way when I get home im not the 30th person to ask where the new base is
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 01:22 PM
I'd be happy if running COnan didn;t kill my internet and make all the server lists blank
I can;t join anything
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 01:24 PM
Use the Steam server browser, you can join shit from there when the in game browser is fuckin up
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 01:26 PM
I can't pin things
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: Got a thing going on Ark Exiles x5
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: 216.244.86.138:38615
http://i.imgur.com/2I6DX9X.jpg
Rejd 03-Feb-17 01:26 PM
Gotcha eonwe
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 01:33 PM
finally in Ark Exiles
me and my baby dick
Percelus 03-Feb-17 01:37 PM
so how are people doing stat builds? i'm thinking at least jack up strength, vitality and grit to 25
10 into encumbrance
and maybe the rest into either str or accuracy
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 01:37 PM
I'm putting zero into strength, agility or accuracy
they seem to do absolutely nothing
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 01:43 PM
thx trumptrain!
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 01:43 PM
I tested it in single player. Put 50 points into strenght and it did nothing. 50 points into agility, nothing
same for accuracy
One thing STR DOES do it make it so you can't knock NPCs out though, you just kill them
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 01:46 PM
so just have a few designated slave takers?
Rejd 03-Feb-17 01:46 PM
Or just pump your vitality and soak a shitton of damage
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 01:47 PM
Thing is Jack, I'm pretty sure it's bugged with regular weapons
to do nothing
server restart in 10 min
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 01:49 PM
going to be diff best stat allocations for killermans vs buildermans
later anyway, currently looks like stats are pretty retarded
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 02:03 PM
welp
I accidentally unbound Esc
how do I reset keybinds?
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:04 PM
owned
you might have to alt F4 and do it from the main menu
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 02:20 PM
wowzers
that sounds like a thing they shouldn't allow
IMO
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:25 PM
hey
giant piece of metal on a stick is actually REALLY good in pvp
because it's basically a guranteed knockdown and you can keep chaining it
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:26 PM
supposedly agility is the counter to that
Orv 03-Feb-17 02:26 PM
Testing confirmed by fratricide
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:26 PM
but who knows if it's working
Poise is the knockdown defense
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Is there a steel tier equivalent of the iron hammer?
I could be blind but I haven't seen one
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Steel Dildo
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:28 PM
I'll take it
all the way.
Picer 03-Feb-17 02:29 PM
Whenever we start "raiding", and doing hard pve shit
And things are really intense in some hard as fuck fight
That is the moment i will suddenly chainstun Trumptrain with a steel dick
Picer 03-Feb-17 02:30 PM
And my revenge will be complete
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 02:30 PM
Couldnt find a way to rebind it
had to delete ini file and then download it again
Picer 03-Feb-17 02:31 PM
:funcom:
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:31 PM
You couldn't rebind it from the main menu?
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 02:33 PM
couldnt find a way to do it, no
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 02:33 PM
So can someone tell me if I have steel right. Iron bars smelted with ironstone + coal. Tannery byproduct tar + Brimstone in a cauldron makes firesteel. Then iron bars + firesteel smelted = steel
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:34 PM
yes
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 02:34 PM
The Riddle of Steel is . . . how the fuck do you make it
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
Grandpa, could have gone to the main menu, settings, keybinds, etc
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
yep
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
ya dingus
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
You got it right there
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
'Yeah. Deleting the ini didnt work
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
go to it from the main menu
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
cant edit the ini?
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
Iron bars + firesteel in furnace
Did you delete the correct ini
as in the "custom" one
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
don't delete anything
Rejd 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
or did you delete the default template ini
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 02:35 PM
just edit it in the menu
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 02:36 PM
cough cough
dont shame me pls
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 02:38 PM
If you could accidentally find a way to reduce the UI scale while fixing your shit that would be great
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 03:15 PM
just sit 10 feet from your monitor and the UI scale will be real small
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 03:21 PM
Prostrats ^
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 03:46 PM
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: Got a thing going on Ark Exiles x5
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: 216.244.86.138:38615
http://i.imgur.com/2I6DX9X.jpg
Toonces 03-Feb-17 03:50 PM
Thatched roofs make for excellent stairs
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 04:10 PM
EbonyBBW 03-Feb-17 04:25 PM
hey guys
is this an alt right chat? i saw the word nigger and was just wondedring
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 04:26 PM
alt-alt-right
Prude 03-Feb-17 04:30 PM
I think it's more of a "flippant" chat
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 04:34 PM
im pretty sure we're a who gives a fuck chat
imma drop the hard r whenever i want
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 04:35 PM
How is this Rusty ARK game? Looks fun at the very least
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 04:35 PM
its ok atm
it will be better once the servers arent max 40
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 04:36 PM
should i just jump right into online or do singleplayer shit first to learn
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 04:36 PM
it doesnt really matter how you do it since whatever server goons are playing on atm will be ignored soon
do whichever will be more fun for you
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 04:42 PM
get on a server with like x5 rates on xp and gathering or more...you'll rank up fast and get to the fun shit quick
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 04:42 PM
you can also do the same thing in sp with console commands
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 04:45 PM
how do i join the pinned server ip? can i type it in
waiting for the server list seems like a bad idea
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 04:59 PM
the steam server browser
Rejd 03-Feb-17 05:00 PM
I'm the alt-right superstar
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 05:01 PM
where you're from that's just being a nazi
Rejd 03-Feb-17 05:01 PM
Also gonna have to make iron hammers for everyone
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 05:02 PM
is saying im gay ironically alt right?
duster 03-Feb-17 05:03 PM
naw
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 05:03 PM
alt left
duster 03-Feb-17 05:03 PM
alt-right is saying that all violence is wrong
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 05:03 PM
You know, for the longest time I thought Taylor was actually a gay Trump lover
Prude 03-Feb-17 05:03 PM
Saying anything but "please rape my wife, mr. refugee" makes you a nazi now fyi
GoGoGadget 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
Like I thought Taylor was actually gay
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
lots of irony in here atm
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
can someone post the current irony level
duster 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
the flag is upside down
Prude 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
.. bitchart
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
Prude 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
Thats our irony rating system in a sense
duster 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
my irony level is around 6 my dude
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 05:04 PM
so should i be posting at elevated irony or
🤔
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 05:07 PM
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:10 PM
No
Im not gay, Im a much smuggier orientation
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 05:10 PM
.. succ
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 05:10 PM
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:10 PM
asexual
Truely the most persecuted of the sexualities
Prude 03-Feb-17 05:12 PM
I'm A Sexual
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 05:13 PM
.yt homer secual
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 05:13 PM
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 05:13 PM
man this is oddly relevant to everything in the news
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:15 PM
Oh I remember this episode
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 05:15 PM
so good
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:15 PM
Isnt this the one where he gave someone a ride
And she had candy on her ass?
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 05:15 PM
yeah
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 05:15 PM
it was a gummy art
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 05:24 PM
is the male 6 voice just screaming and shouting instead of words?
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 05:24 PM
Yeah it's called pub.rage in the files
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 05:25 PM
my female character on 193 was glitched and had all male voice grunts
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 05:25 PM
or autist.outrage
you mean your shemale
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 05:25 PM
apparently
restarting and dying didnt even fix it
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 05:26 PM
I'd pay 20 real dollars for the option to put a dick on a chick in this game
for . . . reasons
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:26 PM
Same
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 05:28 PM
Mortal Online had the reverse
one patch had the vagina model on all men's faces
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 05:32 PM
imagine modeling realistic genitals for video games
and getting paid to do it well
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:33 PM
Imagine being one of those Skryim modders that does horse vaginas
for free
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 05:35 PM
some dood with motion capture balls glued to his dong jumping around for conan exiles physics capture
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 05:36 PM
tay, hes just a animal enthusiast
nothing out of the ordinary there
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 05:37 PM
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 05:37 PM
is it me or does the mouse sensitivity reset when you open options
Nonpoint 03-Feb-17 05:37 PM
It does, its an UE4 bug
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 05:42 PM
what the fuck lmao, i ran outside the green forcefield and i did a backflip and died and all these gore parts just flew out of the ground nearby
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:43 PM
so what's the best conan exiles server host
I might just buy a like 40 man server lmao anything above 40 just rubberbands to hell and gets corrupted saves
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 05:44 PM
there currently isnt a host
Previously the host was PingPerfect
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:44 PM
yeah I mean which private one is the best out of the ones out there
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 05:44 PM
but they were shit
ah yea
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:44 PM
I see gameservers has one
fragnet
oh they announced changing them today fucking lol
did goons ever buy one
hindered 03-Feb-17 05:45 PM
best to wait honestly
unless you have your own hosting
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 05:45 PM
someone is gonna make one
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:45 PM
who
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 05:45 PM
once the linux stuff gets sorted out
tempusthales
hindered 03-Feb-17 05:45 PM
yah were working on it
got pretty close but cant get it to show up on the server browser
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:45 PM
there are a few workarounds but yeah
is it not showing in steam or in-game
hindered 03-Feb-17 05:46 PM
either
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:46 PM
cause the ones i couldn't get to show in-game that show in steam I can get to show up by favoriting by IP on steam then opening the tab, refreshing and sorting by favorite in-game
hindered 03-Feb-17 05:46 PM
but that was yesterday, i havent been very available today
Akumos 03-Feb-17 05:46 PM
then it shows up
supposedly joining by steam fucks up voip too
hindered 03-Feb-17 05:47 PM
idk what the current status is
Evike 03-Feb-17 06:12 PM
Vrorag 03-Feb-17 06:12 PM
Log in -> get into dickwaving contest with presumably goon -> Figure out what I'm doing immediately after death.

10/10, would rubberband around again.
Prude 03-Feb-17 06:17 PM
Yeah there's two other people already with goon servers lined up, I'd save your money Akumos
Bear's is functional now but I dunno if he decided to hold off and see what TT does or what
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 06:19 PM
shit better be atleast 3x exp rates
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 06:21 PM
i passed out and fell over, and i now see that my balls are bigger than my dick, ultrashame
Picer 03-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Just experienced this in two bases...people log off right next to the wall and move forward when they login right through the unrendered walls, because you can move through structure that isnt rendered yet. That puts them right inside and they can proceed to break your wooden boxes, kill sleepers, etc...and there goes anything you have. This needs immediate awareness!
lol
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 06:32 PM
yepo
they made structures render slower to improve network performance or something and it had this side effect
Rejd 03-Feb-17 06:36 PM
@Bchad You'll be happy to know we leveled the admin base on the server you picked
And also any other base we came across.
People are BAD and build giant sandstone bases and expect to be safe in there
Prude 03-Feb-17 06:41 PM
lmao
Phi230 03-Feb-17 06:41 PM
are the offical servers down or something
Prude 03-Feb-17 06:41 PM
basically Funcom canceled their partnership with "Ping Perfect"
because, surprise, noname shit serverhost can't provide the level of performance Funcom wants
so they're finding a replacement host for the official servers
Phi230 03-Feb-17 06:42 PM
so what server we on
Prude 03-Feb-17 06:42 PM
better to do this now than later, anyhow
I believe some community server called "Ark Exiles"
its in the readme channel
Phi230 03-Feb-17 06:45 PM
it aint up either
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 06:46 PM
if you have someone on steam friends in it you can join on them
Phi230 03-Feb-17 06:46 PM
i do not
Prude 03-Feb-17 06:47 PM
use the IP to connect via steam server browser
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 06:51 PM
connect via deez
Phi230 03-Feb-17 06:53 PM
deez nuts
how do you use the steam server browser to connect
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 06:53 PM
top left
view
servers
add server bototm right
enter ip
216.244.86.138:38615
Bchad 03-Feb-17 07:08 PM
@Rejd yogg shines on us today friend
I still want to go in a ro pvp server and role play servants of yogg
The land of infidels must be cleansed and their flesh eaten
Rpers will l o v e it
Leaving work now to go door to door spreading the word of yogg
Rejd 03-Feb-17 07:26 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch you're gonna have to move that base
You built too close to the npc camp spawn
Nothing spawns there anymore.
Our precious source of never-rotting meat is gone.
Cynthia_Dutch 03-Feb-17 07:26 PM
Lol ok
Yeah I had trouble connecting to the server so I went to bed
inkel 03-Feb-17 07:27 PM
our base might be okay
Cynthia_Dutch 03-Feb-17 07:27 PM
The other ones in my clan should move a bit and destroy the current base or structure
inkel 03-Feb-17 07:27 PM
but you didn't promote any of us in the clan so we can't invite 😦
Rejd 03-Feb-17 07:27 PM
The BMW one is far enough away from the spawn, Porsche is basically right next to it preventing them from respawning.
Cynthia_Dutch 03-Feb-17 07:27 PM
I am sorry but after the patch I could not join the server anymore
I will promote people tomorrow
If new people come on let them make a new clan
We had 3 anyways
Yeah let's stay in that area but move out a bit guys
Ofaloaf 03-Feb-17 07:35 PM
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 07:40 PM
I can;t join the Ark Exiles server anymore either
it just crashes every time
Vrorag 03-Feb-17 07:40 PM
It just ate shit is why
Hit pop cap for the server -> Sandstorm -> Dedgame
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 07:40 PM
i cant join it cause the admin banned me
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 07:46 PM
why?
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 07:47 PM
i called him gay and then said i would break the only rule he has
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 07:48 PM
welp
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 07:52 PM
its a fun server but I can already see how its going to go
I saw the admins in chat
they cant wait to powertrip
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 07:52 PM
yeah no point in playing
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 07:53 PM
they are fine for now, but they def will start powertripping
Orv 03-Feb-17 07:53 PM
We obliterated their shit and they didn't freak out
We'll see
Rejd 03-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Welp server's region locked now I think?
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Just what I saw in chat tho
Rejd 03-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Your chinese characters gave him PTSD
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 07:54 PM
Got his ass
inkel 03-Feb-17 08:00 PM
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: Got a thing going on Ark Exiles x5
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: 216.244.86.138:38615
http://i.imgur.com/2I6DX9X.jpg
TEKNOIR 03-Feb-17 08:01 PM
LOL Garry. https://www.reddit.com/r/playrust/comments/5rvu9m/exploringthisgiveexploitifanyoneknows_how/
FORCE WIPE INCOMING!
DonkeyLips 03-Feb-17 08:16 PM
i dont see 216.244.86.138:38615 anywhere
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 08:16 PM
lol i cant connect to ark exiles, keeps telling me it's not available in my region
Ofaloaf 03-Feb-17 08:17 PM
euros were blocked for some reason?
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 08:18 PM
oh, i'm australian, maybe thats blocked too
StingraY 03-Feb-17 08:20 PM
I don't see it in the list and can't add it
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:20 PM
Ark Exiles is probably not going to remain a good general option based on the admins and the potential region locking amongst other things
thus the great goon search for quality servers begins
a story as old as the genre
StingraY 03-Feb-17 08:21 PM
heard you nerds were harassing that poor admin
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 08:21 PM
try going into steam settings, then in-game and turning down the "ingame server browser pings per second" to something lower
StingraY 03-Feb-17 08:21 PM
he should kick you good for nothings
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:21 PM
maybe the admin should try to be less of a faggot
Server admins, like mods in places like forums or discords, are inherently bad
unless they're one of us
StingraY 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
riiight
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
Just tell them we are from the Alt-Right group known as BMW
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
StingraY 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
the admin will not divide us
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
lol did you run across him too prude?
he was acting like a huge cock in chat earlier
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
I haven't even stepped foot on the server
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
oh
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:22 PM
I just like shitting on people
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
Oh lol, they actually blocked Euros?
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
but generally pubbie admins are predictable
so they deserve it
Evike 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
they should be back now, apparently
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
is their server back up?
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
i think they blocked non-US
Evike 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
and yes its back up
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 08:23 PM
im in aus and couldnt rejoin after the crash earlier
Evike 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
yeah they removed euros because whoever was playing clit slider max made them scared
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
jokes on them im from the US
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
so they banned Auzu for some slight jokes, they made up dumb ass rules in chat, and now they banned all euros
lmao.
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
need to find a server that hasnt put up a wall
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
also the way they banned Auzu was stupid asfuck. GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE, BANNED
Vrorag 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
Someone managed to log on before the actual admins and they got mad about that too.
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:24 PM
lol.
Evike 03-Feb-17 08:25 PM
euros seem to be allowed in now i guess
Eonwe 03-Feb-17 08:25 PM
i cant wait to see what dumb shit they do next time i hop on
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 08:25 PM
i was just running around naked picking up plants calling people faggots i dont get what the problem was
Prude 03-Feb-17 08:25 PM
we know they're badmins so we might as well #accelerate
it wont be a long term home for us either way
Evike 03-Feb-17 08:26 PM
yeah its just for funsies
Vrorag 03-Feb-17 08:27 PM
I definitely enjoyed the dicking around I did for a few hours.
HAIL KING BEAR 03-Feb-17 08:31 PM
did it die again?
GOt kicked and its not in the browser now
Evike 03-Feb-17 08:35 PM
no, but its being weird showing up on the server list, best bet is to friend someone in game and join game
Grandpa 03-Feb-17 08:39 PM
Been playing with a friend and the missus on a Norwegian 5x/5x today. We built an autist wall and got an NPC archer on it. We're proud of that achievement.
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 08:46 PM
build a high wall, float some foundations and put a archer on top
demolish stuff underneath it
Evike 03-Feb-17 09:16 PM
toot too
t
Rejd 03-Feb-17 09:18 PM
They lifted region lock for every region again
after noticing it does jack shit(edited)
StingraY 03-Feb-17 09:20 PM
need to harass that admin to let him know who's the boss
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:20 PM
yeah haha fuck pubbies
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:21 PM
HELL yeah to both
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:21 PM
no i mean literally, my girlfriend is a pubbie
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:21 PM
gross
StingraY 03-Feb-17 09:22 PM
fucking goony fuck
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:22 PM
mods
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:22 PM
yeah thats whats gonna happen stingray
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:22 PM
This is a Christian Discord
Please dont talk about premarital sex tia
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:22 PM
i thought this was the alternative sexuality discord
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
Is the poophole loophole allowed here?
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
Well
Well
WELL
Look who decided to show their face again
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
we live and die by the poophole loophole
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
he asks an important question tho
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
see: prude
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
Remember that time Bear was my friend then left
And I was stuck with these other assholes forever
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:23 PM
))<>(( this one?
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:24 PM
I didnt think I was memorable
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:24 PM
no thats the jesus fish azu
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:24 PM
Also I'm downloading this bad rust knockoff
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:24 PM
grats on your buyers remorse
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:25 PM
I still have the sunk cost fallacy to fall back on
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:25 PM
savor it
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:25 PM
If theres one thing BMW is good at
Its reaping fun from shit games
And posting our assholes
Fallout 03-Feb-17 09:26 PM
how close can you build to someone else's foundations?
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
is conan a shit game though? or are there just a lot of shit servers for it atm
Fallout 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
there's a guy on my server that made a base ontop of a plateau, and you can't access it via ground at all
Spookykid (Trogdor) 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
Hey where we gonna be playing since I read official servers are down
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
Its not a shit game yet
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
Yeah we gotta wait for the paid DLC first
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
That we will all buy
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
the balancing choices are pretty shit and seemingly random
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
Garry hasn't gotten his hands on it so it prob won't be shit
Taylor SWifTT 03-Feb-17 09:27 PM
On Day 1
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:28 PM
im told a lot of the weapons balancing is bugged atm
like clubs all do the same damage
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:28 PM
i felt like my stone and iron sword did equal damage
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:29 PM
im pretty sure strength was the only reason my iron sword did more damage
so yeah
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:29 PM
but i mean stuff like building costs
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 09:29 PM
listen
you have to aim for the dick
if you chop the dick u do a crit
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:29 PM
no actually if you hold b when you swing
and release it on contact perfectly
you crit
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 09:30 PM
naw
dick crits
DICK CRITS
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:30 PM
does the booty count as a crit
Ritsu 03-Feb-17 09:30 PM
only if u get an asshole pic
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:30 PM
is the taint a supercrit
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 09:30 PM
instant kill
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:30 PM
Insta kill AoE
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 09:31 PM
If a bear shits in the woods does the pope hear it?
Bear in the Woods 03-Feb-17 09:31 PM
only if you aim for the taint
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 09:36 PM
hmm, still cant connect even after they lifted the region block, singleplayer it is
Evike 03-Feb-17 09:41 PM
weird
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 09:43 PM
"oceania has been turned off to test ping and crash issues" lol lame
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 09:44 PM
thats what you get for living in the ocean
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 09:47 PM
doesn't help the admins are literally clueless
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 10:10 PM
just tried another server with 50/70 pop and it was way less laggy, their host must suck
Gamesguy 03-Feb-17 10:14 PM
are we still on the 5x blitz server?
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 10:16 PM
most people are on the ark exile 5x server
i found a better running server with higher pop, ark exiles was really laggy for me
Commoners 03-Feb-17 10:30 PM
is this game a burning wreck or a good game
auzuguwu 03-Feb-17 10:31 PM
yea
Commoners 03-Feb-17 10:31 PM
or I shouldn't ask that
Is this a fun game or an unfun game?
Hazlen 03-Feb-17 10:31 PM
Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
Commoners 03-Feb-17 10:31 PM
no it's wood
that's why he's chopping trees, to get the biggest dong he can
Ruggan 03-Feb-17 10:42 PM
Anything fun happening on the ark server or is it just more single player on a server
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 10:44 PM
i went to a 50+ pop 5x server and had actual pvp so that was nice
BlazingZero 03-Feb-17 10:44 PM
yeah until we play on a real server with pvp its just 💤(edited)
proatworkhere 03-Feb-17 10:45 PM
that server was so rubberbandy, i get the same ping to this new one and it's much smoother
Prude 03-Feb-17 10:46 PM
the time in absence of PvP isn't wasted
if it allows everyone to get more familiar with the game
we need to be able to consistently win the PvP we do get in to
Commoners 03-Feb-17 10:47 PM
Is it still like ark where speed is king?
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 10:52 PM
.yt trevor phillips doesnt smoke weed
TrapBot 03-Feb-17 10:52 PM
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 10:55 PM
never interfere with speed
inkel 03-Feb-17 11:01 PM
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: Got a thing going on Ark Exiles x5
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩: 216.244.86.138:38615
http://i.imgur.com/2I6DX9X.jpg
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:21 PM
because someone needed the path
Kimsemus 03-Feb-17 11:21 PM
lol
Simplyjack 03-Feb-17 11:22 PM
>not drawing a dick
sol 03-Feb-17 11:24 PM
trump train hits like a bitch
Rejd 03-Feb-17 11:26 PM
oh jesus
say something
Someone was like "Hey there's this guy chasing me with a sword, help"
Bchad 03-Feb-17 11:57 PM
@Rejd making coffee real quick
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:19 AM
why is trumpbot dumping in here instead of botnet now
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 12:19 AM
Stopping voice playback.
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:19 AM
by bad do you mean mistake or is this a CLASSIC BadBit??
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:20 AM
are you guys still on 193?
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 12:20 AM
no
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:20 AM
i dont think 193 or any official server exists atm
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:20 AM
ah ok
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:20 AM
there's new server info in the readme
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:20 AM
well, on 193, did the thralls on the boat ever respawn?
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:21 AM
Funcom wised up to "Ping Perfect" being shit and canceled partnership, seeking replacement
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:21 AM
or did building stuff next to it kill the spawn
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:21 AM
i think it was a case of building near it
since then it's happned elsewhere so it's a noted effect
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:31 AM
what is your guys' take on the 100% raid proof mesa strat?
somebody on my server did this
and it's really annoying, the only way I can think to combat this is with avatar summoning
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:35 AM
i'll be honest
at first in Rust I didn't like them
but in time I saw why they were important
and I think they'll be important in Conan as well, given the vertical nature of the map:
LADDERS
I kind of hope they get added
Rust style, immune to building blockage
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:36 AM
ah ok
yea, that needs to happen
Prude 04-Feb-17 12:36 AM
have to specifically build along a cliff to keep laddering from happening
like how in Rust you'd need overhangs on buildings
Commoners 04-Feb-17 12:37 AM
it would be extremely conanish to have siege ladders you can run around with
Gamesguy 04-Feb-17 02:22 AM
Fallout - Today at 10:31 PM
what is your guys' take on the 100% raid proof mesa strat?
that base is totally breachable
you just build a siege tower outside the no build zone
and jump down
kutale 04-Feb-17 02:28 AM
only if you can avoid the fall damage
Gamesguy 04-Feb-17 02:28 AM
ive done lots of high altitude building, the fall damage is very small
Prude 04-Feb-17 02:28 AM
fall damage in this game is pretty weak currently, might not be a problem depending on the vertical distance of the building claim
Gamesguy 04-Feb-17 02:29 AM
the building claim is like a bubble
you can definitely build very close to it if you're significantly higher or lower
kutale 04-Feb-17 02:33 AM
can you place buildings at any place on the map where there's "ground" or is there a height limit
fex. the mitra priest mountain is about 8 times taller than ziggyd's 100% raid proof build, and the top would be considered ground if there's no boundaries
Prude 04-Feb-17 02:34 AM
that's a good question
dunno if there's any way to know currently without trying it yourself
if the peak is all NPC'd up or anything though, it'll be unbuildable
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:09 AM
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:31 AM
Ark Exiles still down?
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:32 AM
this is the only entrance to the guy's base
how the heck do you attack that
as long as he doesn't connect that top staircase, you can't get to the ground
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:33 AM
starve him out
unless he has a means of indefinite water/food in there
just camp his base entry forever
work in shifts
24/7 coverage
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:35 AM
Which server is he on?
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:40 AM
the server we are on is USOfficialPVP
but we just got raided the admins
Prude 04-Feb-17 03:40 AM
raids by admins always make me suspect
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:40 AM
and we're 99.9% sure they cheated to get explosive jars
Prude 04-Feb-17 03:41 AM
that's why the only admins I trust are goons, because I know it's in our interest to win fairly
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:41 AM
my friends told me he heard explosions, and I came running back to base
Prude 04-Feb-17 03:41 AM
otherwise what's the point?
the problem is most pubbie admins are microdick faggots desperate for some measure of control in their lives and/or literal children
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:41 AM
when I came to the wall with the giant hole, there were 4 EXTRA explosives jars, just sitting there
yea, he definitely talked shit when I called him out on it
also I did a naked run around the area to find his base
their base is a tiny tiny 4x4, maybe 5x4 MAX
on top of a mesa
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:42 AM
outpost or main
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:43 AM
which is untouchable because of the stair thing
it was main, cause when I was sniffing around he started shit talking again
and when I pointed out there was no way he was farming dragons from there
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:43 AM
id vandalize what i could
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:43 AM
(being on the complete east side of the map)
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:43 AM
break the stairs over and over
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:43 AM
he said he was getting demonsblood/dragonpowder from chests
Gay this Gay Earth 04-Feb-17 03:44 AM
Yo a goon needs an invige.
How do I get him in this server.
Prude 04-Feb-17 03:44 AM
direct him to fuckgoons.com or use this link https://discord.gg/Hd4dq
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:45 AM
vandalizing that shitty little base wouldn't do anything
since I already know they just console in crap
Prude 04-Feb-17 03:45 AM
if he needs an auth, let one of the reds know
killing them if possible ends up being funny because it'll often make them overplay their hand
because they can't STAND the possibility of losing on their own server
especially if you raid and kill them while they sleep
Gay this Gay Earth 04-Feb-17 03:47 AM
kk
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:50 AM
I can't find Ark Exiles or USOfficialPVP anywhere
Ark Exiles isn't even responding on my Favorite list.
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:52 AM
only join USofficialpvp if you can put up with admins cheating and shitting on you
and it's definitely up, 14.1.30.226:16073
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:52 AM
Which is why I wanted to go back onto Ark Exiles where we have our base etc all set.
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:52 AM
steam server browser sees it
to be fair, they did'nt destroy much
just beds, 2 archer thralls
and a wheel of pain
they killed 3 of us and we lost all our steel gear
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:53 AM
I just get "Server not responding" from that IP. It's like that for all the ones I've played on.
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:53 AM
but the fact that they cheat makes me not want to keep going
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:54 AM
I can join off Steam Friends.
A few others have been getting the same issue.
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:54 AM
what's your name on steam?
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:55 AM
Tangerine
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:55 AM
there's no way I can find you like that
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 03:57 AM
Cheers
Fallout 04-Feb-17 03:58 AM
our base is the in same spot as 193's
if you get here in a reasonable time, I'll invite you
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 04:00 AM
What are the server rates?
Fallout 04-Feb-17 04:00 AM
2x exp, 1x gather
do you know the way tangerine, should I wait for you?
Bchad 04-Feb-17 04:37 AM
PATCH 02.04.2017
Community Announcements - Community Manager (Jens Erik)
A new patch has been released!

Please restart your clients and Community Servers to make sure they receive the latest update to the game.

Changelog:

Optimized network traffic which should help with performance
Server crash fix
Server hang fix
Made saving and loading of game state more robust
Added additional troubleshooting information to the server logs
Sacrificed a chicken on the Altar of Set
Fallout 04-Feb-17 04:52 AM
welp, sorry if you wanted to join the group tangerine, I'm off to bed
Tangerine 04-Feb-17 05:06 AM
its cool. The girlfriend just broke her rotary plane so I had to fix it.
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 08:01 AM
i found a way to connect to servers when your brower/steam server list aren't showing it
Setting Launch Parameters

Find Conan Exiles in your steam library.
Right click "Conan Exiles" in your library and select "Properties".
Then select "Set Launch Options..."
In the window that pops up you'll want to enter the following: "+connect 45.121.209.16:7777"
Replace the IP given here with the IP from the server you're trying to connect to.
Launch your game and then wait it can take a few minutes for it to connect you via this method to the server.
can we pin this please?
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:03 AM
Hi I just joined on rec from my friend. How is the game so far?
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 08:03 AM
its pretty good, kinda laggy kinda buggy but it's good with goons
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:03 AM
alright gonna join the server in a moment
hmm waiting for it to show :/
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 08:05 AM
im proud of my koenigsegg boys
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:05 AM
there's no way to just input the ip directly to find it or something?
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 08:06 AM
steam favorites
or in game
you can try uh(edited)
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:06 AM
you just have to wiat for it to scan through all the servers? 😦
hmm I might need toswitch download region, guessing the server is american
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 08:07 AM
open console
~ then +connect
server lists are weird, buggy and broken
the only way i can connect is through that launch parameters
server IP is in the conan read me fucker posts
as well as location
216.244.86.138:38615
try +connect 216.244.86.138:38615 in console of conan
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:08 AM
the console is supposed to be available in the main menu right?
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 08:11 AM
oh shit groogy
Groogy join the call
voicechat
whatever
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:13 AM
WELP AT LEAST PARADOX IS NOT THE ONLY COMPANY WHO TRY TO BLAST YOU DEAF
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 08:14 AM
haha
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:14 AM
it takes a long time to prepare my character....
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 08:15 AM
there are some loading times involved
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:15 AM
mcnuggets last a night right?
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 08:15 AM
have you got it installed on an SSD?
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:15 AM
I have bunch of mcnuggets I never finished
can just microwave that shit right?
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 08:15 AM
mcdonald's food lasts forever
iirc somebody has a livestream of a burger
that's been running for years
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:15 AM
lol
This is swedish mcdonalds though
it's crap but won't kill you at least
Prude 04-Feb-17 08:16 AM
i'd probably eat nuggies left out overnight
in the same way i'd probably eat a pizza left out overnight
esp. in a colder climate
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:16 AM
alright then I have breakfast served
Prude 04-Feb-17 08:17 AM
4 hour rule is really more of a guideline in food safety, at least here in the USA
to ensure you aren't sued to fuck as a company
something incredibly processed, salted to fuck, and thoroughly fried w/ breading wont be rotting in 8 or so hours
Groogy 04-Feb-17 08:17 AM
got 20 nuggetrs while drunk yesterday, woke up holding the mcdonalds bag like a teddybear
"Thank you drunk me"
Prude 04-Feb-17 08:18 AM
the 20 nuggies meal is a solid choice
caveat: I'm drunk atm
i posted that new server connection trick in #old_conan_readme_you_fucker but shit has been weird about showing embedded images lately(edited)
I bet one of our FUCKING MODS fucked up a setting or something
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 08:33 AM
PROTIP: A good strategy for making friends and keeping them is to not fuck up their bases and dismantle everything they build intentionally because you're a fucking sperg and "I don't care if you guys care I don't care a shit about this server"

IE don't be like Nooch, who just got sent to perma-fuckboi valhalla.
Prude 04-Feb-17 08:33 AM
ahah
Quornes 04-Feb-17 08:33 AM
?
one of the new guys?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 08:33 AM
Yep
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:53 AM
Prude 04-Feb-17 08:55 AM
fucking destroyed
lol @ any cucky goons who think little tantrums like that will phase the EMBODIMENT OF WAR that is BMW
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:58 AM
just when i thought i found a discord for the alt right without powertripping mods
Prude 04-Feb-17 08:58 AM
ah hah hah
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:58 AM
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 08:58 AM
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:16 AM
you have to excuse nooch, he's a retard from DayZ stand alone
although sending him to fuckboi valhalla was above him 😦
fuckboi limbo is where he shoulda got sent
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 09:19 AM
I'm all for giving people second chances and having a good time with them when they realize why they are a retard. Luckily he just fucked up a meaningless thing on a meaningless server but he could have just as well fucked up someone's hard work where it mattered and a joking and fuckery aside, that shit isn't cool
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:19 AM
oh no, i wouldnt give him a second chance
vengeance would be swift
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 09:20 AM
IDK wtf he was thinking lol
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:20 AM
his tiny balls went to his head
Picer 04-Feb-17 09:31 AM
He's the perfect example of the archgoon. The ones that doesn't understand the difference between funny and retarded
Prude 04-Feb-17 09:34 AM
I'm happy to hear that even as we place the first up against the wall, GoodGoons understand the necessity of doing so
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 09:36 AM
Funny enough, Conan Exiles made me want to play Age of Conana again
Scuba Steve 04-Feb-17 09:46 AM
in a kind of "hurt me again daddy" kind of way?
Bishop 04-Feb-17 09:47 AM
everyone playing on that 5x server now?
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 09:47 AM
It;s actually pretty fun
Picer 04-Feb-17 09:47 AM
aye
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 09:48 AM
It's compleetly free
Cutting dudes head off as a Conqueror is p dope
Bishop 04-Feb-17 09:49 AM
this tech tree is pretty unintuative
lol
Scuba Steve 04-Feb-17 09:49 AM
It's fucking godawful
first time I saw it I more or less went 'lol nope' and just suicided into hyenas a few more times
Bishop 04-Feb-17 09:58 AM
there a clan on the 5x server
Bishop 04-Feb-17 10:11 AM
sigh so the game is still pretty unplayable then
keep crashing
Picer 04-Feb-17 10:17 AM
crashing? how?
Fallout 04-Feb-17 10:56 AM
hey, what's holding back goons having their own server?
just waiting for someone to $$ up, or was there some specific reason?
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:56 AM
funcom hasn't released the linux files yet
Fallout 04-Feb-17 10:57 AM
guessing no one has a windows server, or wants one?
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 11:00 AM
I had one running, but it was expensive
TT is tryign to get the linux oen going but no dice so far
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:01 AM
how expensive?
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 11:01 AM
For 40-50 players like $90/mo
for 70 players like $168/mo
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:02 AM
that sounds like the prices of the dedicated box
so going the "$0.99 per player" type of hosting is probably bad?
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 11:02 AM
That is the cost to host the box on AWS
and it's a dedicated box
And yeah the buck per player boxes are pretty bad
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:04 AM
Where we playing atm?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:09 AM
FunCom hasn't dropped Linux files but we have TOP MEN working on the problem
if all goes off without a hitch a goon server will be up today
We have the hardware it's just a matter of putting a square peg in a round hole
StingraY 04-Feb-17 11:16 AM
sounds hot
Picer 04-Feb-17 11:17 AM
well, goons are all about wierd shaped dicks, so should be np
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 11:28 AM
#weirdshapeddicksmatter
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 11:28 AM
Are we still on the same server?
I will be home in a few hours
The ark server or something?
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:46 AM
AFAIK that's all I've seen poasted about
Just bought game
I should working on my car but it's cold AF today
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
apparently a goon friend also has the hardware
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
Still on the same for now, Cynthia.
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
and gigabit fiber
he's gonna try putting up a server today too
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
sweet
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
I know a goon that used to run the goon SE server
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
im just getting over being sick im hoping to be up to playing today at some point
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:51 AM
He might have something he can use too
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:52 AM
called in sick today and yesterday i got such a bad flu i passed out while puking on the toilet and smashed my nose up and woke up in a pool of blood and puke
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:52 AM
stay hydrated 💦
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 11:53 AM
I appreciate everyone offering to contribute re: our server
But TT has got this, we just gotta be patient
and gay
Pinned a message.
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:55 AM
So does it matter what god you pick at the start?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
u can learn em all so i don't think its a big deal
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
pick mitra or yog
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
i start with set so i can make the good arrows out of snakes
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
for health regen items
kutale 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
can you learn set later?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
bows are shit
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
I was gonna start with Set because James Earl Jones
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
they'd be better if you could see the arrow better and u have a notification if they hit
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:56 AM
and if they went further than i ejaculate semen from my penis
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:57 AM
i'll do yog so i can eat ppl
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:57 AM
in game that is
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 11:57 AM
yog is good, pplmeats give food & hydration & fast hp regen
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 11:57 AM
does it?
nice
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 12:00 PM
mitra just gives ambrosia, which doesnt seem to affect food or hydration, just gives fast hp regen
maybe bugged...but for now yog seems to be the way to go, plus the yog altar is an awesome fire pit you can jump in and burn to death for the bored times
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 12:02 PM
set gives an antidote but if you are in a situation that would be useful you are fucked anyway
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 12:03 PM
Crom gives....nothing....hopefully they change that to give like +50% to dong slider or something if you pick Crom
Fallout 04-Feb-17 12:03 PM
50% more exp from kills more like it
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 12:04 PM
lets you craft a fedora for picking the athiest option
Bishop 04-Feb-17 12:09 PM
so with the goon box there wont be many pubbies i assume
so not people to fight
there like stuff to do once the tech trees are done?
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 12:12 PM
relatively certain the goal is to let pubbies establish themselves
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:12 PM
nah there will be lots of pubbies
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 12:12 PM
then rape em
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:12 PM
we don't want to farm out pubbies on the goon server
once the officials are stable we'll conquer those
the clans will build their holds on the goon server and slumber until the harvest is ready
then the tears will flow
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 12:15 PM
Worst Case Scenario: It takes months for them to raise the pop cap and we have to form several BMWs across several servers and dominate them all
Did I say worst case, I meant best case
Bishop 04-Feb-17 12:17 PM
they should add a raid mechanic that lets you pull a stocked char from another server to raid one
or something
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 12:18 PM
Yeah except everyone would just farm and grind on dead servers
Then transfer to bigger servers
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 12:18 PM
couldnt you just farm on like a x10 server
then go to a normal server
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 12:21 PM
Maybe if they kept it only tranferable between official servers
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 12:22 PM
If would have to be restricted to Officials of the same type
ie cant go from Blitz to regular
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 12:28 PM
are people still on the ark exiles server?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:28 PM
yes
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:29 PM
Its looking to me like we'll need a couple servers
it sucks but on a 40 man server short term, if we all play on it
its gonna be mostly us and then like one group maybe
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:30 PM
well we can host our server on 70
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:30 PM
Yea, if we do ours at 70 thats fine
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:30 PM
when the officials come up they will liekly cvome up at 70
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:30 PM
but 40 man ones, its not gonna work with us all on one
we'll make big ass awesome bases, but it may as well be jerking off with 40 people
since we'll be most of the 40
lmao
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 12:31 PM
With as many people that are interested, a 70 man will just be mainly Goons anyways
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Yea, if that happens
it'll just have be a goon vs goon thing
which im good with
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Rarely ends well tho
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Im not playing just a ton because I'm kinda waiting to see how when this goon server shows up
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:32 PM
we're trying to get the ports working atm
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 12:32 PM
it'll be the gay crushing of ford on FIRE ISLAND all over again
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 12:32 PM
how can I get an invite to the goonclan on ark ex?
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:32 PM
lol port issues are the wort shit
worst
It seems simple, oh just open up the port
WRONG
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 12:32 PM
lol what
ports are easy
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:33 PM
I've hosted servers before and always had issues with it
idk
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 12:33 PM
its not hard, really
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:33 PM
well you are a smarter person than i am then
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 12:33 PM
im hard
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 12:33 PM
I do work with networking soo 🤷🏻(edited)
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:34 PM
I have a CCNA, but ive never worked in networking
the most I've ever done is hosted an intranet site for my office on a VM
and it was miserable to get working
I wanted to work in networking, but the jobsd around here are either CCNA $12/hr or, CCNA 10 years of experience(edited)
anyway
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 12:36 PM
@Kimsemus what exactly is it, ports just blocked or what?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:37 PM
I'm not sure, TT is trying to get the server to physically show up in searches
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:37 PM
only thing I can think of is they use a different port for search results and he still has that blocked
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 12:37 PM
create allows for incoming/outgoing on the steam server listening ports?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 12:39 PM
sec
@Hazlen ping @Tempus Thales
a message
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 12:44 PM
what do you have to do to get a clan invite? Do you have to be next to a person or can you do it from across the map?
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 12:45 PM
gotta be near
kutale 04-Feb-17 12:49 PM
hop in voice chat for best results. if there's room in the clan that is
Tempus Thales 04-Feb-17 12:51 PM
@Eonwe the only ports used are 7777/7778 27015/27016 they are open on the Firewall daemon but for some reason they are not publishing as open
server is up but as soon as it can publish it should be online
Rejd 04-Feb-17 01:06 PM
Oh my, another server stability/performance patch while I was asleep
forge 04-Feb-17 01:10 PM
you need 37015 and 37016 according to a quick search
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 01:13 PM
Made a black character, was crucified for cheating at dice
And freeing slaves
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:13 PM
.. racist
Reall?
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 01:13 PM
Yes
Also fornicating with low beasts lol
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:13 PM
No Im upset we dont have a quote for racist
.i uh racist sexist much
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 01:13 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 01:16 PM
is p nazi
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 01:32 PM
so i just read that funcom forgot to ship DRM in one of the versions of the game
funcom actually forgot to include denuvo in an update somehow
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:34 PM
Yeah that's pretty impressive
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:34 PM
funcompetence
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
not only that but because of it
hackers cracked and released a no DRM version
AND reverse engineered Denuvo
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
thats gotta be a firing
for someone
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
which was thought uncrackable
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
lmfao
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
wait what
holy fuck
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
good
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
Denuvo had already been cracked
Prior to this
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
fuck denuvo and drm in general
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:35 PM
agreed
The new RE had gotten cracked a few weeks ago
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
DRM is cancer
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
WISH THEYD CRACK DISHONORED 2
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
didn't like razor1911 break it
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
i see the server but it shows up as invalid @Tempus Thales
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
Yeah denuvo has been fucked for a while but this is still a great fuckup
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
were working on it
the server I mean
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
why the fuck have they not cracked Total War Warhammer
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 01:36 PM
ok
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
They might get back to it
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
Kim, do you know what TT configured the server name as? See if it's on the list now
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
They havent cracked FIFA either
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
someone said it wasnt populating on the server list at all but i can see it ok its just invalid
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
Theyre choosing weird games to crack
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
scratch that, still working on it(edited)
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:37 PM
Though you should really but total warhammer because it funds my skeletrons and lizards
Buy
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:38 PM
the DLC is too pricey
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:38 PM
So I bought total warhammer
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:38 PM
No argument
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:38 PM
and I dont like feeling like I bought half of a game
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 01:38 PM
but the DLC is expensive af
yes agreed
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:38 PM
I know thats not he case
but thats how it feels
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:39 PM
I will say that so far each DLC faction plays completely differently and has cool new mechanics
I think $19 is probably still steep but you can get them from gamesplanet like a month after release for ~$15
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 01:48 PM
@here I believe we have the server up now, please check your browsers for Exiled Dongs
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 01:48 PM
checking
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 01:48 PM
password protected
Bchad 04-Feb-17 01:51 PM
Exiles dongs is sexist imo until they add a clit slider
duster 04-Feb-17 01:53 PM
i don't see the server mang
vanityset 04-Feb-17 01:57 PM
i found exiled dongs but it's locked & invalid? is that the wrong one?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 01:57 PM
that is the one
but its locked and invalid
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 01:58 PM
it's not ready yet
we just got it working for the browser so far
Orv 04-Feb-17 01:59 PM
I can't wait to lag on a whole new server
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 01:59 PM
you're invalid
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 01:59 PM
Get em
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:00 PM
tired of the fucking ableism in this channel. Its all invalid this and invalid that.(edited)
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 02:00 PM
what do you have against people with lack of pigment in their skin
wait thats albinism sorry
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:01 PM
Albonerism
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:01 PM
shitlords
Alexander DeLarge 04-Feb-17 02:01 PM
I have a 20% off coupon for Conan exiles on gmg, first person to message me gets it
Elmon <Arcland> 04-Feb-17 02:02 PM
ism
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 02:02 PM
Everyone send pictures of your balls to @Alexander DeLarge
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:03 PM
Mine are currently AWOL because it's somehow 40F on a February afternoon in Texas
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:04 PM
"40F" "implies thats cold'
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:04 PM
For here it is
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:04 PM
Man we uh, have a lot of Texas bimmers now.
Bchad 04-Feb-17 02:04 PM
Almost as many as we have northwest bimmers
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:04 PM
I don't like it any more than you do
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 02:05 PM
40f is very cold for The South
Its 57 here and Im in flannel pants
Bchad 04-Feb-17 02:06 PM
Except I guess I like Texas bimmers our population shrinks
Unlike
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 02:06 PM
lol 40f
its been 4f here
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:06 PM
I lived in KY for a while, and while they think they are Southern but it gets colder in the winter. Now living in Germany... its been fucking brutal here.
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:07 PM
Yeah, weather is relative motherfuckers
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:07 PM
In fairness I melt when its 90f+ but there is no air condition in Germany so thats my excuse.
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:07 PM
Besides this is just some weird shit that's already clearing up, weatherman on the local news is probably having a field day
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 02:07 PM
4f shorts and a tshirt
ama
my jew powers keep me from being cold
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:08 PM
I thought jews were more tolerant to heat because furnaces and such
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 02:08 PM
90f is my wheelhouse
I thrive
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 02:08 PM
no jews are less tolerant to heat cause furances
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:08 PM
I used to be able to do that kind of shit but getting old turns off your temperature super powers
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:08 PM
oh shit mb
cat 04-Feb-17 02:09 PM
73 here today, nbd
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:09 PM
That's my ideal
cat 04-Feb-17 02:09 PM
70s are great
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:09 PM
70 and overcast
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 02:09 PM
So if I want to get on and die gloriously to hyneas and murder pubbie shitlers, do I still join that pubbie private server... Exiles or whatever? Are things still happening there?
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 02:09 PM
The next few weeks are going to be 70s and 40s at night
ideal
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:11 PM
By the time it gets cold at night around here I'm too engrossed in video games to notice, or buried in nine blankets
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Hell yeah
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Besides, our 'winter' will be over next time
Week
Bchad 04-Feb-17 02:11 PM
As far as i know we are still on ark exiles 5x
But I haven't been on since last night
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:12 PM
Didn't get a single bit of snow this year
Bchad 04-Feb-17 02:12 PM
I'd ask @Kimsemus
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:14 PM
So what happened on Exiles
Did someone deconstruct a bunch of bmw benches
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 02:15 PM
its 50 ind allas
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:15 PM
Yeah but then you're in Dallas
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 02:15 PM
which is good
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:15 PM
Wrong
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 02:16 PM
your wrong
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:16 PM
Nah
To be fair at least Dallas isn't Houston
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 02:19 PM
It isn't cold until atleast -10f before windchill
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 02:19 PM
I liike cold
40-50 im happy
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 02:19 PM
40-50 is like t-shirt weather. 10-39 is like just throw some flannel on.
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 02:19 PM
yea
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:20 PM
You fuckers will learn, give it a decade
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:20 PM
How is the frozen north gmach?
Been to canada recently?
cat 04-Feb-17 02:20 PM
living where it doesn't snow is p nice. driving in that stuff seems hellish
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 02:21 PM
Canada is like 7+ hours away
Driving on snow is a lot of fun with snow tires.(edited)
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:33 PM
if you cant drive, it sucks
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 02:33 PM
I just aim in the direction I want to go and pray I won't need to press the brakes.
that's my snow-driving technique thanks for reading
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:34 PM
thanks for sharing
we all need tips for next winter, so get out there and practice now
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 02:34 PM
Thanks for the LifeHack
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:36 PM
If I ever see snow I will keep that in mind
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:36 PM
i do not see an exiled dongs server
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:36 PM
Your dong has been voted off
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:37 PM
im going to speak to the omdongsman about this error
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 02:37 PM
you have to check invalid servers
because its an invalid
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:38 PM
Fucked up
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
Ok so what server are we on? because there's a shit ton of "ark" servers and "ark exiles" doesn't exist
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
all yall calm down
server is being updated
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
SREVER SNOT WORKGIKNHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGBN
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
i am calm friend
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
Fuck you I need my dong fix
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
infact i am blazing calm zero
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 02:39 PM
NO I GOTTA BE IN AN ALL-GOON SERVER HOSTED BY GOONS AND I NEED IT NOW
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:40 PM
i can imagine your eagle av screeching that sentence
well done, friend
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 02:40 PM
WHERE THE HELL IS THE SERVER. WHATS HAPPENING! OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:40 PM
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:40 PM
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 02:40 PM
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:41 PM
It's my dick physics and I need it now
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:42 PM
do you think this game is popular because boobs or because fantasies of dick size youll never have
🤔
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:42 PM
I think because people are dumb for survival games
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 02:42 PM
game is popular because devs have promised you will be able to capture players and castrate them
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:42 PM
I am one of these people
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
idk orv cause ive been burned on 2 survivals and i stopped after that until this one
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
i just want to build a pyramid shaped like a donger tbh
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
and theres been like what? 20 games?
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
I keep chasing the dragon that was early DayZ
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
i didnt play that
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
Admittedly I stopped for a long while
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
i only played h1z1 and rust
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
But I'm back for bad decisions
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:43 PM
me too friend
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:45 PM
I think in the end the genre delivers fun MP stories and more complex ones at a rate other games can't match
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:45 PM
when it works
and isnt hacked to pieces
which are two things none of these games do
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:45 PM
Making them worth the bullshit, which is frequently immense
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:46 PM
soon as hacking becomes rampant im out
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:46 PM
Yeah we'll see what they do
Rejd 04-Feb-17 02:46 PM
Don't worry when battleye is back on it's the best anti cheat
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:46 PM
they wont do anything
Rejd 04-Feb-17 02:46 PM
aahaaha
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
either battleye will work or it wont
Rejd 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
Judging by how well it did in arma
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
I mean at least it's not FairFight(edited)
Rejd 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
It's not gonan do anything
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
Don't worry when battleye is back on it's the best anti cheat

is this sarcasm or not, i have no experience with it
o-oh
Commoners 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
arma is a magical place
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:47 PM
i dont have that game either
because ive heard of the cheating
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:48 PM
Unrelated to all this, Ghost Protocol is still a great movie
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:48 PM
lmbo
arma had the best implementation of battleye ahahhahaha
im sorry i can't do it
it was terribad
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:49 PM
Not even worth trying
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:49 PM
I have a variable dick size and need it maxed now
call Co-nan Exiles 877 DICK NOW
Rejd 04-Feb-17 02:49 PM
oh right, that
Commoners 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
man imagine if someone figured out how to change the maximum value of the sliders so you could have a monster dong
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
🤔
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
or negative dong
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
Just dragging in the dirt
Commoners 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
an infinitely small dong
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
But then you would need some
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
so you have some horrifying gaping cavity that breaks the armor mesh
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
.i magnum condom for my monster dong
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
Killing you with physics in sandstorms
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 02:50 PM
Commoners 04-Feb-17 02:51 PM
haha yesssssssss
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:51 PM
.yt kingdom come monster dong
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 02:51 PM
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 02:51 PM
damn i was just looking for that pic
Commoners 04-Feb-17 02:51 PM
they call him Set the Snake
nature's thralltaker
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:52 PM
put it in her butt AND get head at the same time
Commoners 04-Feb-17 02:52 PM
i like that her boobs are so big that they have merged
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:52 PM
.i imagine
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 02:52 PM
eh i wanted the guy from lil mermaid but w/e
Bchad 04-Feb-17 02:53 PM
Ark used battle eye
It seems good
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:53 PM
Samuel Adams, despite your commercial with some rocking lyrics, I do not consider you hardcore
Bchad 04-Feb-17 02:54 PM
They have experience with enough survival games they have the esp type stuff locked down imo
And aim bot isn't a thing in this game
So that owns
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:55 PM
yet
it isnt a thing, yet
forge 04-Feb-17 02:57 PM
i have already created spearbot 1.0
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:57 PM
obviously it will be for bow weapons and magic
and throwing items if that is a thing
forge 04-Feb-17 02:58 PM
i want to paly
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:58 PM
It already is
forge 04-Feb-17 02:58 PM
but im tired of starting over
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:58 PM
thats what these games are, forge
you start over and over forever
forge 04-Feb-17 02:59 PM
i only level up once
and WA has the right idea becaus it requires zero leveling
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:59 PM
wa is shit
forge 04-Feb-17 02:59 PM
i think this game is shit
so
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 02:59 PM
yes
both of these games are shit
Orv 04-Feb-17 02:59 PM
It already is
Axes and javelins so far
Sorcery probably isn't going to have an aiming component though
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:00 PM
Oh look my phone is haunted
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:00 PM
please exorcise your phone
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:00 PM
throws
forge 04-Feb-17 03:00 PM
conan exiles a game about pvp where you cant tell if its your friend standing next to your or the enemy
elite pvp
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:01 PM
Everyone must wear the same hat
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:01 PM
We did goon uniforms in Rust
dunno if we can in conan
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:01 PM
Harder to do in Conan
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:01 PM
obviously the answer is just keep killing until you are the only dong standing
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:01 PM
Since theres less diversity in armors
Rich btw
Tay complaining about diversity
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
Har har
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
i dont get it
forge 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
btw blazing why do you dislike wa
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
(Its a Im A Racist joke)
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
its buggy as fuck and ive never seen a single other soul
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
Seriously though, uniforms would be difficult in Conan
forge 04-Feb-17 03:02 PM
i think it will be quite fun once its open
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Can you dye armors a certain color?
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
only uniforms you can really do is characters themselves
like all black, X hairstyle
etc
forge 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
we can always fall back on AO
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Just get everyone Set hats
forge 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
a true pvp game
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
im not going to play albion
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Bab
forge 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
lol
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Ban
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Anarchy?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
no, albion online
a once good game
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
we can all wear blue pants from the mitra shrine
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
now terribly, terribly bad
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Was it
forge 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
was it really once good
i mean i dont know
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:03 PM
yes
forge 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
maybe it was just knew to us
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
Liar
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
i had a lot of fun
and i killed a lot of mans
that = fun
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
i would recommend just waiting for the goon server to come up
for this
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
forge is just memeing
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
oh i kno
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
yeah right now I'm just scouting around on the map
running around as nakedman
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
hes going to play this bad game cause he already bought it
forge 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
the goon server is going to be 70/70 with no non goons
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
lol probably
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
C
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:04 PM
looking for the perfect place with retard shack
forge 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
how many hours can i play before i get a refund on steam
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
4
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
2
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
2
forge 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
wtf
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
ive gotten refund at 4
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
Or two weeks
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
on two different games
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
only one I've gotten was no man sky
for seven hours
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
just put int he descrption that you tried to get it working for multiple hours and never could get it launch
forge 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
im just going to tell them i spend 12 hours trying to refresh the server list
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
because it takes about that long to discover there is no game content
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
they'll probs refund you
forge 04-Feb-17 03:05 PM
but nothing ever showed up
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:06 PM
might as well just refund it now, friend
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:07 PM
i wonder if yo ucould successfully fence in the starter area
forge 04-Feb-17 03:07 PM
ill try and get a refund at 2 weeks played
commoners i wanted to do that
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:07 PM
commoners maybe
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:08 PM
If not there's a nice cliff that would allow a large base from which to harass all new spawns
Also if you can't properly wall it off you could probably clog every pass with thrall archer towers
forge 04-Feb-17 03:09 PM
how long does it take to setup a server
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:09 PM
can thrall archers even hit anything
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:09 PM
npc archers in general
are deadly as fuck
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:09 PM
Better than any human can with a bow
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:09 PM
i spent yesterday just running through archer swarms
and never got hit
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:09 PM
Ark was fun but goons on ark were divided into two groups: the ones that wanted to build their sperg palaces and the ones that wanted to crush fools on servers and then move on
The first group wasn't that entertaining bc it was just a server full of and dominated by goons
No competition and boring as f
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:10 PM
seems like thats what were doing
with this goon server too
camp the spawns haha
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:10 PM
obviously that means you must raid the goons
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:10 PM
You gotta find servers with a heavy entrenched presence
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
We have enough of both groups here that the builders can setup and provide bases for the psychopaths to run from
Commoners 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
goon has killed goon
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
And then build up there under their noses
forge 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
im going to change my name and grief you guys to create content in this
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
im sure the goon admins will be totally fair
and honest
forge 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
im sure
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:11 PM
they wont cheat the pubbies out of their fair victories
at all
forge 04-Feb-17 03:12 PM
im not even sure why are there commands for that on the server side
like if your a dev and you go
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:12 PM
The best setups were where there were servers with two dominant groups and we planted a guy in one before invading the server: overnight we'd dismantle their base for the resources, build our own powerhouse, and jostle with the other dominant presence
forge 04-Feb-17 03:12 PM
should we just let people spawn whatever they want on internet servers
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:12 PM
That was a blast and the initial collapse / wtf was the best part
forge 04-Feb-17 03:12 PM
certainly there was someone who thought it might be a bad idea
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:12 PM
forge i dont think you understand how private video game servers work
ofc you have to have madmin options
duh
forge 04-Feb-17 03:13 PM
i played in the days of quake1
where admins were fair
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:13 PM
that was never a thing
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:13 PM
Hahahahaha
forge 04-Feb-17 03:13 PM
it was at pro level
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:13 PM
Quad kill! Banned
forge 04-Feb-17 03:14 PM
this was of course before everyone had to use their real names
and we didnt have shirts with logos all over them
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:14 PM
fuck are you talking about
esports?
forge 04-Feb-17 03:14 PM
what it was called before esports
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:14 PM
the same thing its called now
try harding
forge 04-Feb-17 03:14 PM
lol
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:14 PM
i like building sperg palaces 😦
forge 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
i have a pro tip for the server
its that all ports should be unblocked
so it just works
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
Build an LP goddamnit
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
forge is a esports networking team coach
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
i'll fuckin
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
you should listen to him
forge 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
go ports
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
i'll fuckin update eventually okay
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:15 PM
Sorry I'll stop
When you update
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
Unblock port 80 so I can ssl to your http via vpn tunnels in the dark web
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
ooo baby
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
SSL
forge 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
i only pay in bitcoin
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
talk netowkring to me
forge 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
so i couldnt buy conan exiles
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
Submit a refund request and ask for your money back in bitcoins
forge 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
lol
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:16 PM
valve doenst own bitcoins
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:17 PM
yet
forge 04-Feb-17 03:17 PM
i see i should have put a server up at work yesterday
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:17 PM
pls do, forge
forge 04-Feb-17 03:17 PM
i will
let me vpn in
through my ruggan port 80 darknets
were going to go through all this work
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:18 PM
I don't get what Conan o brien has to do with this game
forge 04-Feb-17 03:18 PM
and then the first sandstorm is going to crash the server aggain
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:18 PM
His massive orange thews
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
hes a spicy late night talk show host
hed probably play this game
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
I'd like to find some way of unlocking the real slider potential
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
Guys what's the interest level in official servers
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
How do I override the slider min max
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
more than goon servers imo
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
Orv are you still leading up 193
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
What
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
but all the o servers are dead
right now
forge 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
i saw some up
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
I'd like to do an official but @BlazingZero
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:19 PM
I thought you were doing something on 193 at some point
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Cap has gotta be higher than 40
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Ok I guess official servers is a waiting game for now
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Too
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
yes ruggan
i agree
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Oh, that was the official everyone was on for a while
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
40/40 goons on a server is weak as fuck
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Yea
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Yes it is
But
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
When are we getting our own, today?
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
What if we took over several officials using different sets of Goons
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
never
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:20 PM
possibly today, possibly not!!!!
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
tay thats what always gets asked
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
SHIIIIIIT
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
Is archery the real op now that rubber banding is mostly gone
forge 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
can we hack the gibson and make a 300 player server
then we might get some diversity
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
what if goons equally split across multiple servers
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
Honestly though even if they transfer our progress we should move to lower number officials
forge 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
i agree orv
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
So lets do it
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
and then it always happens that a group of friends having fun attract more players than the rest
and that one server is crowded again
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
And yeah honestly we should splinter into two groups, one that wants to find and kill server overlords and one that just wants to build up and play single player on a server
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:21 PM
Then dont create more than one clan
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
Bc the two groups interests never align and it causes drama
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
This
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
Stir the pot no don't stir the pot they're gonna break our stuff
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
Also
What if we have one clan per server
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
raids on our base give me more shit to build
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
And we kick offline goons
forge 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
clans limit to 10 players lol
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
i like that
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
But
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
that's only on this server forge
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
what if we play on a good server that can let all of us play?
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
We make our main base near spawn
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
can we try that
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
guild size is configurable
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
Then we can fall in on that
But atm that isnt a thing
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:22 PM
WHER GOON SLERVER
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
The problem lies in that in order to break good bases you have to make significant building progress
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
shit orv
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
That isn't a provlem
The raiding groups are content to build up to be able to raid
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
just build the tech buildings on a plateau
no walls
just buildings
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
The others want to build up to get to the end game
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
Let's all go play Albion online it's the best right blazing?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:23 PM
if they break it, who gives a shit
forge 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
we cant agree in chat about what we are going to do
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
It is if none if the roving psychos want to make the progress
forge 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
goons are doomed
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Just make a grand campaign to block off all early access to the river.
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Well right now you can make 100% raid proof areas anyway
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
spooky, ao was the best
now it is trash
sad face
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Until they have a way to climb within a claimed area
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Havn't played it in forever so no idea
forge 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
dont we need a door to get in ruggan
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
its really bad, friend
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
im gonna play and ejoy this
game
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
dont play it
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Disgusting
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Yeah spooky I miss our Morganna runs with psychic toader
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Conan is such a bad game, I'm gonna play it!
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
i dont play bad games, heh
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Heh
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Out in the black zones we had fun
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Liar?
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Yea forge but if you build on a plateau and break a single staircase nobody can get up
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Fun was had nightly
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
i only play metacritic.com 80+ rated games
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Bc they can't jump it and they can't build one
forge 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
then how do we get up
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
You only break one when you're in danger of actually getting raided
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Extra stairs
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:25 PM
you always carry a stair
forge 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
oic
kutale 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
make a chest full of stairs on the top of the staircase
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
Or that
forge 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
clearly a well designed game
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
its a p good idea imo
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
What if we have three groups in one official server aligned to different goals
forge 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
about base building
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
Make a grappling hook, duh
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
Have pusher and shower robots to keep out intruders
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
still playing on ark exiles?
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
The other thin I learned about raid proofing
Is that explosives need to be placed on ground
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
I cannot connect to Ark Exiles, even when connecting via IP.
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
Yeah officials are down and such pro
Trevor 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
how many people were allowed on the official servers?
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
So if you have sheer walls followed by a plateau drop
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
Exiles needs to update I think
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:26 PM
They can't place any explosives
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
bummer, ark exiles blocked my region so i cant play
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
yeah thats a good idea
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
TJxDAxKINGSx1 - Today at 10:14 PM Server Restart in 15 min(edited)
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
plateau base with no way up
other than placed stairs
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
goobi
plz
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
@proatworkhere are Euros blocked as well?
Necrosaro 04-Feb-17 03:27 PM
Im just going to wait for the goon server to be ready
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:28 PM
no, just oceania because they're retards
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 03:28 PM
wtf
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:28 PM
they acted like huge fucksticks in chat yesterday
i knew it was a matter of time
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:28 PM
i get better ping than euros do but herpa derpa i make server lag
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:28 PM
This was a good raid proof guide
Few good ideas there
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
ziggyd sucks but his videos have good info
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
Ok so interest check 3 groups one server
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
he should stick to poe
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
3 groups 3 servers
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
3 groups, yes
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
There are dozens of mesas and plateaus that we can do that with
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
Oh he's a known internet person?
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
One server
Three chat channe;ls
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
yeah ruggan, a poe shit head
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
he's one of the top PoE streamers
"top poe streamer"
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:29 PM
Oh
Lol
Trevor 04-Feb-17 03:30 PM
yeah thats not saying miuch
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:30 PM
so like 1-1.5k viewers max
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:30 PM
but like i said, his autism leads to good info about games
so 🤷
Ruggan 04-Feb-17 03:30 PM
I'm the top video game player within my household
forge 04-Feb-17 03:30 PM
blazing or ruggan pick a server so we can go play
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:30 PM
you pick a server, bitch
Trevor 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
BIG DONGS US 24/7 DUST2
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
#1 RP SERVER 10X ALL INCLUDING CRAFT TIMES FURRY ERP
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
.. office
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
i was playing on a smooth server yesterday for awhile, 50 max pop with 30+ on at the time, it was like 2/2 Exiled Kingdoms 5x
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
nice
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:31 PM
Bitch please. Dust1 is where it's at
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:32 PM
Blazing and Orv, are yall bros?
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:32 PM
In what sense
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:32 PM
Would it kill yall to not be on the same server
Trevor 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
are you lovers?
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
I barely know him
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
Oh ok, sorry I dont really know whos buds with who yet
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
S'arigh
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
i love blazing
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
So can we get
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:33 PM
hes my boyfriend
forge 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
taylor swift are you picking teams
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
If you're about to ask me to lead goons you can suck every dick I've ever owned
forge 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
if so pick me
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
no dont
forge has a gimp leg
he's gonna get nailed on first volley
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
Orv your a born leader!
forge 04-Feb-17 03:34 PM
i was pretty sad there was no fat slider in this game
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
Tay can I be your bud?
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
Don't remind me
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
no fatties in the conan desert
Trevor 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
just get mittani to lead goons
what could go wrong
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
yeah
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
.i do you feel in charge
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
so are we going to start on the goon server soon?
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
@Orv
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
No
forge 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
no
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
WHERES GOON SERVER
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
its dead
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 03:35 PM
i dont want to grind on the exile server if we are moving servers anyways
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
LISTEN GUYS
Toonces 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
Whurr gune sorvor
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
We need to kill pubbies
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
If we really need to split into multiple servers I'll do it but I already learned my leading goons lesson
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
but the game doesnt want us to
vanityset 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
i'm gay
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
welcome
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
so whats the plan?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
we cry in discord all day
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
why dont we fight each other, might actually learn something useful for once
Necrosaro 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
Do we have the new servers ip?
forge 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
whos in charge of the goon server again
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
tempus, lol
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
update the server reeeeee
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
AWFUL CITIZEN
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:36 PM
yell at tempus
Trevor 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
can we ban everyone who doesnt make a black male with the largest dong on the goon server?
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
Yeah I just rememberd this wont work because Officials are down
So
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKERS, I JUST WANT TO PLAY!
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
one day funcom will make official servers with 100 max players
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
I lie on this couch and watch Star Trek and drink is the plan(edited)
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
but that day is not today
forge 04-Feb-17 03:37 PM
this is one of those games like dayz
where there are so many goons people are just starving to death
because of lack of food
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
forge lol so
the first day of launch that actually happened
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
whoever starves to dfeath first eat their corpse
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
LOL
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
dudes were in chat like
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
we should host a 40 slot and make goons fight each other so we can practice slavery techniques
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
what do i do im starving
forge 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
lol
it always happens
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:38 PM
and i helped a few nerds but holy shit
forge 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
in every survival game
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
yeah
it was hilarious
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
The Goon Server will be up today
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
but today isnt nowwwww
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
Goons don't know what self sufficiency is, don't be crazy
forge 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
when i join the goon server and it asks me to install backdoor.exe
i click no right
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
im just sippin this terrible whiskey and lollin
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:39 PM
Waiting for people to hand you food
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
how are conan mans servers now
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
in a survival game
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
WHERES MY WELL
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
i dont wanna walk over there and get a thing
give it to me
forge 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
why didnt funcom host on amazon or some shit
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
i dont know forge
have you directed your questions to funcom?
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
so servers are still fucking garbo doodoo im guessing
forge 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
its clearly the logical thing to do if you want shit that runs
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
because i dont think any of us work for funcom
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
@Deleted User c818cb28 waiting for TT to get back and update the server, iptables shit has been figured out
forge 04-Feb-17 03:40 PM
let me tweet
because the one dude loves to respond
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
tweet my dilz
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
kk
we have our own serber?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
no
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
almost
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Soon
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
ok good
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
we dont have shiiiiiit
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Funcom is busy working on the next Anarchy Online expansion guys.....be nice to them
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Probably because PingPerfect was a good fit for the amount of players and money they expected to bring in
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Today, Soon ™
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
i will activate my almonds once server is up
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
rename channel to
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Nah they wouldnt have stood a chance

They raided 1 min before server restart
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
CONAN NO SERVER YET
tia
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
yeah i will be playoing once the server gets up
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
CONAN: EXILED FROM ALL SERVERS
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:41 PM
my almonds stay activated
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
Ofaloaf wuzzat
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
at all times
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
deadlaugh gaming 2x sounds like a decent hold over
til goon server / officials come abck
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
no
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
so will it be a modded server?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
i dont know how to laugh
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
We are prob going to run faster gather and xp rates
like 2 or 3x
forge 04-Feb-17 03:42 PM
why do we need to cheat
1x rates
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
because haha
fuck them pubbies lmao
forge 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
keep the pubbies down
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
lol 1x
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
its good to fuck pubbs imo
infaft my whole life
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
I'd rather not spend three hours of grinding from 21-22 again
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
is about fucking puibbies
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
hey guys im....straight
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
even my autism isn't strong enough for 1x
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
i hope thats ok
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
yes
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
Disgusting
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:43 PM
its alright with me
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
Ofaloaf wuzzat

guy upset about a goonswarm going at his base before a server restart
Elmon <Arcland> 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
lets do 1/5 rates. Learn true innter hatred
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
admins told him off, it's great
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
Awesome
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
I like these admins
forge 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
@Tempus Thales wtf is taking so long
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
4 hours to get from level 2 to 3~
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
what if we played on a server where
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
they've been game for all the shit that's been done
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
it was fair to everyone
is that a crazy idea
Elmon <Arcland> 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
yes
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
its a lot of things
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
goon server better be atleast 3x
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:44 PM
They're obviously young but they could be way worse
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
for exp
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
Port issues, but now its partially because they pushed out a client update thats taking a while
and also, they didn't put out linux files
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
everyone post a pic of you Yog pitting someone IRL or off the team
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
@BlazingZero you know those rates apply to pubbies, too
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
so they are on a linux server running WINE
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
i dont know anything anymore friend
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
It's not that it's just goons that will have higher xp/gather rates
forge 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
i think we need 100x rates
so everytime you hit a tree you cant move
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
click e on a bush once
instantly encumbered
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
my whole life is about lmoaing at the pubs
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
gather rates 2x is probably fine
or 1x
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
so ive lost touch with reality
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
but exp needs to be high
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
5x was maybe a little too much
forge 04-Feb-17 03:45 PM
we need at least 5x rates to support food
othewise its a long game of starvation
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:46 PM
forge actually youre wrong
because i just eat goon meat
kutale 04-Feb-17 03:46 PM
remove bracelet for infinite food
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:46 PM
as they die
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:46 PM
forge 04-Feb-17 03:46 PM
oic
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:46 PM
if you cook steaks its not bad imo
this is the easiest to survive of the genre imo
forge 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
i agree
shit is weak
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
yeah soon as you make a campfire and cook steaks
its fine
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
once you get a fire
but no fire
you a dead mans
Elmon <Arcland> 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
what if we want to go vegan
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
then you're gay
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
X5 is probably a little too high because it gives you 20 explosives a rocknose kill
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
rust actually was even easier, eat a steak once and you're good to go for the entire day
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
is when you tell chat wow I didnt know ctrl + K summons a mount
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
when goons get on we need to be like, ok, figure some shit out
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
conan does not tolerate vegans
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
dont run steaight to the base and starve
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:47 PM
and will murder you relentlessly
eonwe i dont know if you know this but
we tell people a lot of things
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
And yeah 5x really is too much. I'd say 2x exp and gather, maybe 2.5x gather max
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
and they never listen
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
i do know that
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
ok
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
bwuhhh?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
2x gather is fine, exp needs to be 3x minimum
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
goons dont do anything you expect them to?
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
On 5x I was 45 in a day
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
GOOOOOOOONZ
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:48 PM
0w0 whats this?
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
You shouldn't even cross the lake until you have enough resources to go all the way north
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
seriously 1x is fine
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
Actually even more importantly
FUCK crafting speed
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
1x is fine anything else is pussy shit
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
waiting hours for some shitty iron reinforcements
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
1x is not fine(edited)
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
embrace your inner autism
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
Holy war now
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
0.1 x
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
^
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
go
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
maybe just
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:49 PM
1.5?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
get a rock sword and kill some mans
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
0.1x for crafting speed I'd actually welcome
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
instead of spending 10h a day leveling in conan
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
10x crafting speed
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
thats just my idea
forge 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
we'll never get to kill mans
because no servers
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
see: that goon in the thread setting it to 10x and wondering why a piece of armor takes 10 minutes
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
80 hours to get enough iron reinforcements to build one building
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
who cares
let the pubbies raid us
and then we kill them
Bchad 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
^
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:50 PM
quit bitching about min maxing and more about kill pubbies
yes
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
build a fucking sign post
that says we live here
and hope they see it
forge 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
lol
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
Chasing down pubbies with a warhammer was fun
goons, too
forge 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
free food this way -->
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
^^^^
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
Your hammer privileges are revoked by the way
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
i enjoy building shit in survival games
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
im gonna make a base that has houses for my anime waifus
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
Crank the metabolismt to x10
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
see: audi base on 193
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
watch everyone die
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
but i also dont give a shit
if it burns
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:51 PM
You're not my real dad
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:52 PM
Sure am
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:52 PM
survival game loot is temporary
nothing lasts
death is certain
hail satan
forge 04-Feb-17 03:52 PM
do i need a second key to run a server
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:52 PM
Alright John Lennon
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:52 PM
no
forge 04-Feb-17 03:52 PM
because i could seriously get a server running
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
forge, if you build it
we will autism
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
Their blog post said you'd get the server tools when you buy it, so it sounds like it's tied to a steam account? It's not.
You can use the anonymous login in steamcmd
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
the no linux tools is some weak bullshit
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
mega weak, agreed
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
TT has it working on linux (if he'd update to the new patch)
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
uhh yes let me just add a shit ton of overhead to my server for no reason
forge 04-Feb-17 03:53 PM
oh sorry i cant run a server then all my servers run win 3.11
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
i for one prefer the extra bullshit running on my server
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
same
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
i dont actually like money
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
I just want the midas statue avatar replaced by trump
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
could I run this on RHEL / CENTOS? nah. lets run it on windows fam.
we didnt need that extra 2 gigs of RAM
forge 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
are you ram poor eonwe
i can send you some in the mail
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
Run everything on TempleOS
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
I'll ram you
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:54 PM
use steam os
for your server cluster
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
centos is my bae
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
itll be sweet
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
we're using centos
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
Please look up TempleOS if you are unfamiliar
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
centos is the pro choice because its RHEL
except you dont get support
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
well if you cant fix it yourself
wtf are you doing running a server
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:55 PM
I'm a pleb and use debian because that's all I know
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
it runs the same mostly
forge 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
lol
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
some commands are different
like the exac tsame functionality is there
just use different commands
forge 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
i always run windows servers to waste memory
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
same
forge 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
just like i always drive a subburban
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:56 PM
i love how windows knows whats best to be on my server
its really cool
you coudl say it just works
heh
thats a tech phrase
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
hehh
forge 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
i thought linux just worked
because you call support
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
no thats macs
they just work~
forge 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
im rather sure thats not macs
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
some god dam mac and cheese
would own
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
~like shit
forge 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
because people who work at apple have no idea wtf their doing
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
im gonna call up the 3D
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
put bacon in it eonwe xd
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:57 PM
and ask her to make some mac and cheeser tonight
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
the 'mac
is what i call it
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
the 'mac
i like it
im gonna say it like that
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
hey babe gonna pick up the 'mac tonight
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
You should burg instead
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
you down?
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
there is never a bad time to burg
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:58 PM
right now is a good time infact
you can get deals on many pounds of beef
for sunday
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
tfw you just ate leftover rice n meats and burging would be pointless
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
RIP
Rejd 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
burging always is the pro choice
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
damn guys
im hungry
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
sounds like the 'mac for you tonight @Simplyjack
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
cant make burgers in conan
Orv 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
I'm getting Schlotzky's
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
0/10
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 03:59 PM
gross
the fuck is a schlotzky
anyways
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
Sourdough sandwiches
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
its one of the better sandwich fast food places
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
sounds like terrorism imo
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
Delicious terrorism
Rejd 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
The only quality fast food choice is McDonalds
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
.i kebab
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
they made a movie called the founder
about mcd's
is it a good movie?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
my go to choices are 3 mc doubles and 2 mcchickens. i then start with a mcdouble and alternate sandwich types
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
giant longpig kebab in conan when
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
someone DDOS the goon server
in protest of it not being ready
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:00 PM
auzu nice
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
mcgangbangs are always lit
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
what a bout a mcgangbang, but all three sandwiches are replaced with mcfishes
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
Ew
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
uh...hell yeah?
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
yea!
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
i mean it would be edible
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
personally i get eight large orders of fries and a brand new sheet from the dollar store
spread the fires on the sheet
cover them in ketchup
and dive in
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 04:01 PM
smae
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
the sheet is for easy clean up
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
what sthe IP on that
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
what does it mean
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
so I can have it for later
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
Gods work
forge 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
clearly you used this ping command to hack the server
i see whats going on in this picture
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:02 PM
is this quake
the online vr for hackers
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
It's Planetfall
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
I visited a museum in VR today
it kinda ownede
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
how was it
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
I got right up on David's dick
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
38.130.223.197:27015
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
im waiting for gen2 of any of the vr headsets
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
like I could bat that thing around if it was real
and if it wasnt stone
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
and for them to not weigh 80 lbs
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
What engine did the museum run on
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
idk!
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 04:03 PM
ur waiting on gen2 of the VR latex sleeve no lies
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
what latex sleeve
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
lmao are you trying to ping the server
it's 2017
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
VR will have arrived when you can buy a headset + 3D models of femshep + a fleshlight
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
everyone blocks ping
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
he was playing along with my DDOS joke
i think!
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
no no eonwe
we dont do humor here
or jokes
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
it wasnt a joke im an elite hacker
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:04 PM
they are verboten
look at his av
thats the av of a true hacker
its really powerful
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:05 PM
That avatar has never joked in its life
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
you think that av could hack the gibson?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
its not the avatar that matters its whose behind it and that whose is me
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
I think it's a bad enough dude to hack the president
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
Mclobster
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
Hello FBI
Ritsu 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
umm pls dont talk shit about chaika
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:06 PM
Gonna
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
anime is not real
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
?
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
C
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
C
GIRL?
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
D
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
romas
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
hi goons
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:14 PM
Hey
Chests are ruined again but I didn't do it
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:15 PM
are we still on ark exiles
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:15 PM
Sort of
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:15 PM
what did you guys do
i wasn't gone that long
Rejd 04-Feb-17 04:16 PM
Someone was like "Hey do we actually care about this? Because I don't so let me fuck your shit up"
Toonces 04-Feb-17 04:17 PM
where server? I wanna jack sum d00dz
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:17 PM
i mean
i know we don't care because its just whatever but lol
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:19 PM
I am taking a Conan break for at least some of today, I'll probably be on later
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:20 PM
every time i try to get on this stupid server via the server list it doesnt work.
Bchad 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
FRIENDS
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
im not your friend
Bchad 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
A SERVER HAS EMERGED
A STREAMER HAS REVEALED THEIR HOME
BARBARIAN EXCAVATION 10/50
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
who is in on steam that i can be friends with
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
...Fuck
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
WOO WOO
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
@here
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
found a stream to ruin whilst our server comes up
LETS DO IT
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 04:21 PM
THIS IS THE ENEMY
GOON RUSH ASSEMBLE
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 04:22 PM
ITS TIME
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:22 PM
Fine, be on soon
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:22 PM
give ip
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:22 PM
im going to waste time fucking around on this server
post the ip thanks
Necrosaro 04-Feb-17 04:23 PM
Post the server name
Bchad 04-Feb-17 04:24 PM
BARBARIAN EXCAVATION
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:24 PM
"New 2/4 - World of Conan 3x -PvP - No Griefing"
Rejd 04-Feb-17 04:24 PM
46.251.234.172:20900
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:24 PM
pfft
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:24 PM
46.251.234.172:20900
i think thats the one
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 04:25 PM
doesn't show up when i add it to steam favourites
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:25 PM
IM ON
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:25 PM
i can't add it either
Toonces 04-Feb-17 04:25 PM
IN! 175 PING, jesus
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:25 PM
it just took forever
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 04:25 PM
is that Ark Exiles or the streamer one people are going to go shit up
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:26 PM
WHERES HER BASE
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:26 PM
streamer one
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 04:28 PM
2017 and we still don't have a "join game by ip" option in a survival game
Evike 04-Feb-17 04:28 PM
i swear to shit i used this IP thing perfectly with other games but it seems to hate this game
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 04:28 PM
202 ping
what the heck
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 04:29 PM
someone add me to steam so i can try joining off a friend, ProfessionaAtWork
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:32 PM
There are no users that match your search
Fallout 04-Feb-17 04:32 PM
is trump's server up yet?
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 04:34 PM
thanks for the add, joining via friend works fine
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 04:37 PM
STAIRS TO HER HOUSE ARE BEHIND THE SOUTHERN STATUE HOLDING POLEARM MOUNTAIN
ON RIVER
Bchad 04-Feb-17 04:38 PM
Commoners 04-Feb-17 04:39 PM
haha I just noticed
favorites button exists, but it doesn't seem there is an actual favorite server menu
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 04:40 PM
use launch parameters
to direct connect
+connect 46.251.234.172:20900
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:40 PM
The drop down above the search bar is where you set it to favorites
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 04:40 PM
conan launch options
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:40 PM
But last I checked favorites didn't work
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 04:41 PM
where we meeting up on the stream server?
Alexander DeLarge 04-Feb-17 04:45 PM
Did you spergs really leave server #12 because it was laggy day one?
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 04:45 PM
Official Servers are presently dead.
That tends to be more of a pressing issue.
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:46 PM
We left because it spent most of day 2 and 3 broken or offline
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 04:46 PM
Looks like funcom found a new server provider
Alexander DeLarge 04-Feb-17 04:47 PM
Oh okay, but you guys will be returning right? Because server #12 is going to be crazy once it is stable due to the official server/low number
Gamesguy 04-Feb-17 04:47 PM
are we still on that 5x blitz server?
official server 12 is dead tho
all the official servers are
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:47 PM
The current jam is fucking with a server
That has a streamer on it
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 04:48 PM
BTW from that Exiles server:

TJxDAxKINGSx1 - Today at 11:02 PM
DUE TO THE INCREASE OF GREIFING AND ABUSE OF OUR NEWER SLOWER MOVING TRIBES THE RAIDING OF LOWER THAN TEIR 2 BUILDINGS IS PROHIBITED

PVP HOW EVER IS STILL FULLY IMPLEMENTED, HOWEVER ONLY BASES TEIR 2 AND ABOVE MAY BE RAIDED AND DESTROYED
You guys ruined the server.
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:48 PM
Lol
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 04:48 PM
I feel like that means we did it right.
We in the nebulous sense, I wasn't much involved. :v
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 04:49 PM
Hello I am, I should hope, not too gay, not too straight, not too soft, not too hard and just moist enough to be in on this shit. Is there a server that I might join where the cool kids hang out?
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:50 PM
Get in the voice channel and find out
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 04:50 PM
aight
do i need to turn on my voice changer or will you guys let me catfish you regardless of gender
...asking for a friend
forge 04-Feb-17 04:52 PM
so what server are we on now
duster 04-Feb-17 04:52 PM
idk
if you want you could fuck around on Ark Exiles
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:54 PM
I wouldn't
duster 04-Feb-17 04:55 PM
what is the one you guys are stream raiding?
Orv 04-Feb-17 04:55 PM
They just put a retarded rule in effect and are acting like children to defend it
duster 04-Feb-17 04:55 PM
i was just on that server
talking with the admin
they are removin the rule apparently
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 04:55 PM
i don't see that in the server browser, am i being a dumb loaf or is there some other way to find servers than the steam browser?
Bchad 04-Feb-17 04:57 PM
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 04:57 PM
oh found it via the internet, but it wants a pw?
forge 04-Feb-17 05:01 PM
which streamers server are people on
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 05:02 PM
someone said barabrain excavations, but that server looks to be down?
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 05:02 PM
to much sperg in voice. No idea where people are
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 05:03 PM
Barbarian Excavation looks up to me 46.251.234.172:20900 I think
pcloadletter 04-Feb-17 05:07 PM
can i get a clan invite on there? player name is pcloadletter
Fallout 04-Feb-17 05:11 PM
what would be a good name for a server that'll be inviting for pubbies?
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 05:11 PM
The Viper Pit. :v
Orv 04-Feb-17 05:12 PM
A bunch of idiot buzz words like No Lag and Active Admins
Fallout 04-Feb-17 05:13 PM
that's what I thought
Commoners 04-Feb-17 05:21 PM
Active Griefers No Admining
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 05:21 PM
Rusty Bottoms
Commoners 04-Feb-17 05:21 PM
you don't want TOO many people joining the server
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 05:28 PM
Rusticity
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 05:45 PM
lol
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 05:46 PM
Rustarkxile
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 05:46 PM
Incestlandia
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 05:46 PM
isn't that a red state
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 05:47 PM
No no no better idea
Zephyria
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 05:47 PM
Zephoria
Zeuphoric
Toonces 04-Feb-17 05:52 PM
Get up, get down with the moon sickness.
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 05:54 PM
There anyplace we playing yet?
Stokes 04-Feb-17 06:06 PM
well they've recently yanked the official servers so...idk
Rejd 04-Feb-17 06:09 PM
The northern one of the two statues.
Bchad 04-Feb-17 06:13 PM
shows starting
Orv 04-Feb-17 06:20 PM
Her base is like a fucking Minecraft base, individual rooms for everything
Tear it all down
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:21 PM
her???
you are gonna hurt someones feelings
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 06:22 PM
so can we get on the server yet?
Deepspacebeans 04-Feb-17 06:22 PM
She should be thanking you guys, I bet she doesn't often pull numbers like these on her stream.
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 06:22 PM
laffo
Quornes 04-Feb-17 06:23 PM
i've got some fucking retarded glitch
where if i place a building down, it does but then im stuck with the item still
cant unselect or do anything to get rid of it
cant harvest or attack or anything because it thinks im trying to build still
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 06:23 PM
switch to build something else
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:24 PM
yeah does not work, i have had it to, i had to relog
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:27 PM
@HAIL KING BEAR
Doing Gods work in her chat
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:27 PM
yup
playing BF1
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:27 PM
get the new goon server up!! i want to play!
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:27 PM
but still gonna troll where I can
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
gonna get the goon server up and it's gonna be 40/40 instantly
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
im gonna make a char somewhere is anyone playing somewhere
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
we have like 30+ people just in discord active atm
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
I WANT TO MAKE MY OWN CLAN!
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
Clan No Homers
Akumos 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
fyi goonz
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
survival servers has 70 player servers for 41 bucks a month
Akumos 04-Feb-17 06:28 PM
apparently you can just log off and on a server and walk through loading walls
p good
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:29 PM
yes
its p good indeed
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:29 PM
yeah thats how our shit on 193 got rekt
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 06:29 PM
!Fresh 2/4 2x gather full nudity by survival servers.com
Akumos 04-Feb-17 06:29 PM
o
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 06:29 PM
wanna go there?
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:29 PM
no i want to wait for the goon server
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:30 PM
god her music is so shitty
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:30 PM
i dont want to grind if we are going to the goon server anyways
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:30 PM
its like bad, even for wubstep shit
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:30 PM
she's a sperg anyway
Autist Supreme
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:31 PM
oh she's swedish
Quornes 04-Feb-17 06:31 PM
shes literally getting donations
because of the house camping
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:31 PM
men are dumb
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:31 PM
true
and weak
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:32 PM
are you surprised that she has sweaty sperg followers who'll throw money at her?
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 06:32 PM
Hurray for us dumb men
Im breathing hard right now
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:32 PM
maybe thats who i should get money too
I FOUND MY NEW JOB!!!
Quornes 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
do you have big tits
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
yes
Quornes 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
and are willing to become a cam whore?
Lancek 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Going to be a titty streamer Cynthia?
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
no
i have big boobs
but i am not a cam whore
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
I mean
Youre missing out
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:33 PM
pics or gtfo
dem tiddies
Lancek 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
dem teddies
american teddies
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
i am not american
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
beeg american tiddies
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
If I was me but female i'd camwhore
Some of y'all have seen the women in my family
I'd be rich!!!!
Quornes 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
is there a market for twink gay camwhores
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
my wife has big tits
and an onion butt
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:34 PM
which one of you was reeing in the stream
lmao
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:35 PM
no lirik has that market segment covered
Lancek 04-Feb-17 06:35 PM
👌
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 06:35 PM
I'd fuck prudes mom 🤷🏻
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:35 PM
same
@Septapus comic 2
Septapus 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
Quornes 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
comic 3
@Septapus comic 3
Septapus 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
owned
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
v high concept, good job quornes!!
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
awww she's leaving
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
PRUDE
PRUDE
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
gay
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:36 PM
SHE INVITED PEOPLE TO INVADE HER IND ARK SOULS
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:37 PM
OH SHIT
3?
Which area???
ILL DO IT
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:37 PM
idk
Keep an eye on her stream
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:37 PM
I was in bed so I wasn't, i'll check her stream
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:37 PM
Shes offline now
But she said she will be back
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Ok
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Oh shit
I'll go hop on
and see if I can kill her
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:38 PM
I gotta set this VOD to download
So I can chop up the highlights
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:38 PM
She was actually pretty nice
and her stream wasnt insanely annoying
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Yeah she played along well
But so did Xyelz
And we all know how that ended
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:39 PM
that got ruined by goons themselves tho
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:39 PM
What? We hellowned Xyelz
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:39 PM
no this raid
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:39 PM
Oh well yeah
Orv 04-Feb-17 06:39 PM
Are you going to ruin everything while she's offline
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:39 PM
If I hear someone gets level 28 and can make those swords then I will
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:40 PM
7GB VOD
ugh
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:40 PM
I didnt realize they changed it so iron picks cant eventually break sadnstone
thats pretty shit
Orv 04-Feb-17 06:40 PM
Nah it's a good change
Just troublesome on 1x
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:41 PM
okay well, its good if you are building a base on a dedicated server
if you want to do what we are doing, then its bad
Orv 04-Feb-17 06:42 PM
True
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:43 PM
lvl 28 to get the recipe just to break sandstone
lame
Orv 04-Feb-17 06:44 PM
5x all day
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 06:48 PM
eonwe where u playing atm
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:52 PM
i hopped off for a few
they are on like barbarian excavation i think
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 06:53 PM
Goon Server will be up within a few hours
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:53 PM
sweet
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 06:53 PM
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:53 PM
did we decide rates yet?
I was hearing talk of 3x
Toonces 04-Feb-17 06:54 PM
3x is my favorite
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 06:54 PM
10x GATHER 0.1x EXP
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 06:54 PM
oh god
Percelus 04-Feb-17 06:54 PM
i have mixed feelings about the night cycle
on one hand night time is a pain starting out
Stigmat 04-Feb-17 06:55 PM
.1x day cycle and 15 x night
Percelus 04-Feb-17 06:55 PM
on another hand it might be really cool in pvp
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 06:55 PM
its impossible to chase someone at night
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 06:55 PM
i saw ppl inv ideos repair weapons and stuff without opening backback how they do it
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 06:55 PM
3x is nice
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 06:55 PM
press the hotkey
when it breaks
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:56 PM
can you crank gamma at night like with ark
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 06:56 PM
no
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 06:56 PM
yay
night combat will actually be night combat for once
Stigmat 04-Feb-17 06:56 PM
night combat is no combat
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 06:56 PM
i had it set on 3 and gamma jacked way the fuck up
you "can" see
but its tunnel vision and really shitty
like super oversaturated colors here and hard to distinguish details there(edited)
Prude 04-Feb-17 06:57 PM
given the way night works in this game, seems like basically all you'd do offensivley at night is assault a set position
like try to get into a base
fighting people would be hard af
Stigmat 04-Feb-17 06:58 PM
yeah night would be good for that or getting into a good position
or setting up an ambush
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 06:58 PM
Now imagine the person that figures out the tells. Some asshole just sitting in the rocks waiting to snipe people. Or just your regular style ambush.
I'm looking forward to the myriad fuckery this game ends up producing. Especially with some of the weirder shit the Devs want to put in.
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:04 PM
i want to become corrupted and summon skelingtons
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 07:04 PM
go afk in a cave if u wanna be corrupted
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:05 PM
but i wont be able to summon skelemans until they implement it
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 07:10 PM
whats the eta on the notatallshitty goonserver?
hindered 04-Feb-17 07:11 PM
soon
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:11 PM
If someone wants to go half with me on a survival servers server I'll order it right now
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:12 PM
i think the TT server will be up tonight according to Kim
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:12 PM
ah ok
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:12 PM
I mean don't take my word though
but that's the rumor
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:12 PM
its up right now it just needs to be restarted
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:12 PM
Well I was working with TT yesterday and today he said he got the bugs worked out
but it's not up so I figured he had more issues
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:13 PM
it is up
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:13 PM
yeah i think they're working out the process of keeping it up with the frequent patches
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:13 PM
ah
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:13 PM
you can see it on the server list just allow invalid
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:13 PM
well I'm dumb, nevermind
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:15 PM
Yeah it needs to be patched but for some reason TT said to not download it with steamcmd directly on the server, instead to download it locally and then upload via ftp
And hazlen can ftp but he's not gonna upload something that's going to take three days to finish
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 07:17 PM
whats the goon server called?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:17 PM
[USA][PVP][RP] Exiled Dongs 24/7 Admin
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 07:17 PM
is there a way to make crossfire work with this game?
only uses 1 gpu even with the profile for conan exiles on
i see our server up but its showing locked
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:20 PM
yea they are working on it should be up
at some point
BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:23 PM
Soon™
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:25 PM
lol
Toonces 04-Feb-17 07:27 PM
RIP
Someone pulled the plug to stop us.
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:27 PM
Yeah RIP
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:27 PM
what did you guys do
Toonces 04-Feb-17 07:27 PM
Too leet 4 U
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:27 PM
wait they turned off th server?
I call that a win if so
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:27 PM
Sorry, its my first day
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:28 PM
Youre name seems real familiar
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:28 PM
Me?
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:28 PM
Yeah
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:28 PM
I played Rust when it first came out
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:29 PM
Did you used to post in the Late Night Talk Show thread>
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:29 PM
Don't recall
I wouldn't think so, but you never know
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:29 PM
Hm
Does calling NBC jingoistic for covering only American athletes at the Olympics sounds like an argument youd have?
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 07:30 PM
lol
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:30 PM
Somehow every server we join crashed shortly after(edited)
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:30 PM
all-pro plug pulling
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:30 PM
Probably not, I'd just watch the international streams
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:30 PM
lets crash the official goon server next
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 07:31 PM
I like how the last one we were on (the Ark Exiles one) started making extra rules to curtail our shit.
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:31 PM
hey guys who's metalslime is he one of us? no ok killing him
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:31 PM
Yes
Hes a cool duder
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:31 PM
All goons deserve to die
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:31 PM
Agreed
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:31 PM
(That question came up every goddamn day)
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
MetalSlime is like my primary duder these days
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
I forget that most people don't use two monitors
if I need to see if someone is a goon...I just look in VOIP
done
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
I use 4
4 27" widescreens
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
same
Cynthia_Dutch 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
He is my Rust buddy
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
ok now turn them on eonwe xd
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
most people don't have the same steam/ingame name as here(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
3 for my desktop, 1 for my laptop
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
wow blazin
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:32 PM
I really need to get a 3rd monitor 😦
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:33 PM
e x d e e
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 07:33 PM
I only just recently started using two. A 3rd would be hellacious overkill.
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 07:33 PM
I just upgraded to two yesterday, god it was horrible only having one
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:33 PM
having two monitors makes a world of difference for everything
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
I kinda wanna fuck around with a raspberry pi ambilight project but it's not gonna look good with a second monitor right next to the primary
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
i bought a third monitor
just to make sure it is on at all times
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
WHen MY WIFE lost her monitor she said I'd have to go down to one so she could use my second one.... I laughed at her.
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
noice
way to stick to your wife
hehh
stick it*
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
heh
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
ill stick it to some wive
s
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:34 PM
heh
same
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Eonwe, every time I run into you I am reminded how Starbound is not very good
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
lol
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
i dont know if thats eonwe's fault
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
You arent the first person thats said that, and not even about that game
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
i'm permabarred bedroom user, wifestomper58
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
those drapes are hella grandma style
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Every game I play, later people say "man X is bad"
and its true
I must have bad taste
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
yeah my wife picked out the drapes
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
what mod is that
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
I thought it would be good once
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
King Bear has a comfy ass setup
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
And modded it
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
God damn
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
grandma style is the only style I live by
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 07:35 PM
What a fucking waste of time
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
Yeah, it's nice
right on top of the heater too, so my toes stay warm
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
those drapes look like they may be a little too thin
i dont mind the colors, they look nice imo
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
@HAIL KING BEAR dawg you vape
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
#VapeNation
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
yup
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
but LETTING LIGHT INTO MY EYES while i'm on my throne(edited)
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
my nigga
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
i have a volcano vape
for weed
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
is iffy
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
What's weed?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
lmfao weed
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
VN YALL
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:36 PM
nice
broi
weed
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
I dont usually use it tho because
it gets me uncomfortably high
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
thats the only way i live
Toonces 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
Uhh, I cannot talk or hear anyone.
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
in a constant state of weed induced terror
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
Is that a folder called cock pics
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
hes a chicken farmer
stop reading between lines that arent there sheesh
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
I am considering going out to the store to get a bunch of food in anticipation of goon server going up tonight
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
Yeah, I have a cock pics folder on my desktop
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
i do
hell, same
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
I save all the illest dick pics I come acros
Rejd 04-Feb-17 07:37 PM
hell yeah
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:38 PM
if you have a nice cock, and you post it
ive got it saved
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:38 PM
My fav are big black ones
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:38 PM
im a cockoisseur
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:38 PM
Cock measter
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:38 PM
hell yea
im thinking door dashing some hooters
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:39 PM
dine and dash for sure
hooters serves garbage anyways
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:39 PM
they are releasing a store called hoots with male servers
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:39 PM
Ive been thinking about driving for doordash on the weekends
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:39 PM
Not calling it Weiners?
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:39 PM
because im about to sell my car
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:39 PM
fail
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:40 PM
so i dont care about the wear on it
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:40 PM
a male hooters would own
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:40 PM
oh I forget this is the conan channel
they have that, here in dallas at least
its called tallywackers
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:40 PM
Back when I was younger and dumber, I modified a printer and made my own thin cloth paper
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:40 PM
i mean isnt that too much on the nose
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:40 PM
and I used to print $5 bills
when I needed food
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
well
its in the gayborhood
so it does well
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
thats some real feels right there king bear
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
you ever been?
who am i kidding i know you have
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
nah havent been there, but I go to the gayborhood a lot
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
ofc he has, hes on their customer wall of fame
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
there are some good restuarants there
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:41 PM
I mean I'm all good now, I have 2 really awesome jobs and a house and a truck and a motorcycle and shit
but I was broke as fuck once
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
how often did the fake fives work
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
every time
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
sick
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
this was back in the early 2000's(edited)
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
you kind of want it to work every time
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
Give them 2 5 dollar bills, and name them 1 and 3
works every time
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
so they only checked 20's and above
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
or else, you know, there's a decent chance if it not working any more times
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
also you know, jail
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:42 PM
that's the implication
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
well he said he was young so i assume
if it failed he just ran
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
I did a lot of shit I wasn;t proud of to survive
I sucked a lot of dicks
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
gotta do what you gotta do
haven't we all
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
sucked dick? ofc
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
if you havent had a dick train ran on your mouth at this point
id think something was wrong
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
>2017 and not gay
something is wrong with you
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:43 PM
That song "Sic Dicks in a Row", that was about me
I sucked em in the back of a Geo Metro
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
mmm lol good conan talk in here
would spam that song in rust
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
sucking dicks is extremely conan-y
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
dicks are definitly
conan
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
i mean a bunch of probably mainly men in a wasteland?
some of them are gonna suck some dick
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
a lot of them
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
I like to refer to my Conan dick as my sandblasted mollusk
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:44 PM
someone post that pic of the conan character with his dick dragging in the sand
thats me
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:46 PM
me on the left
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:46 PM
You gone leran today
l
o
DICK
hindered 04-Feb-17 07:46 PM
dont doxx me
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 07:46 PM
slenderdick
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:47 PM
chop off you're dikc
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:47 PM
we need a mod where everyone's dick and tit sizes are forced to that
tia
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 07:47 PM
you could floss dem titties with that coil of cock
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:48 PM
Please tell me the dick draws a line in the sand when you run
inkel 04-Feb-17 07:48 PM
thank you coil cock, for finally enabling me to fuck myself
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:48 PM
You could get anal AND oral sex at the same time with that dick!
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:49 PM
how big do you think the head of his dick is
forge 04-Feb-17 07:49 PM
do we have a server yet
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:49 PM
normal size or proportional
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 07:49 PM
waiting for tempus to get home and update server files. I was going to do it but my connection blows and woulda took 3 days to do it
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 07:50 PM
i've always dreamed of having a dick that i need to keep in a spool
forge 04-Feb-17 07:51 PM
we've been waiting for hours
Lancek 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
It's not like BMW isn't used to waiting for things. See Rust development
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
I don't think you appreciate the amount of work we've put into getting this server working properly.
We've essentially had to write FunCom's Linux shit ourselves
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
>expecting goons to appreciate things
🤔
forge 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
wait
Percelus 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
i appreciate my penis
forge 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
your trying to run it on linux
Percelus 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
a hella lot
Prude 04-Feb-17 07:52 PM
>considering goons fully human
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Not trying, it is running on Linux now
Percelus 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
also weed
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
We just need to update
No small feat I assure you
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Yeah, me and TT worked on it for like 3 days
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
it should be easier from now on
its just gotta be patched now
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
A group of dudes have worked really hard to get to this point and we're at the last step
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 07:53 PM
NOT GOOD ENOUGH
mom wheres my pitchfork
hindered 04-Feb-17 07:57 PM
I'm nullo
patch
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 07:58 PM
You like tapes and CD's?
Well then tape my dick to your forehead and CD's nuts
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:58 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHIT
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 07:58 PM
whats the pw for the server
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 07:58 PM
Strawberry1
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 07:59 PM
awesome first one in
Revol 04-Feb-17 08:00 PM
what server is it?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:00 PM
exiled dongs
Commoners 04-Feb-17 08:00 PM
time for us to all spawncamp each other
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 08:00 PM
Nice job dudes
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 08:02 PM
Good job on all the work getting that running
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
im still only one in game u guys not coming on?
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
whats the IP?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
im on line
Revol 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
I dont see 'Exiled Dongs'
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
its really up
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
38.130.223.197:27015
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:03 PM
i mean, my dick is up
sorry for the confusion
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 08:04 PM
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:04 PM
Revol 04-Feb-17 08:04 PM
I can't connect through Stream server browser
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:04 PM
you cant CONNECT to INVALID servers AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Revol 04-Feb-17 08:04 PM
oh ????? ??????
HAIL KING BEAR 04-Feb-17 08:05 PM
you guys got trolled
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 08:06 PM
yoooou fuckre
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:06 PM
i am not owned
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:14 PM
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 08:16 PM
hahah
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 08:17 PM
Robzilla 04-Feb-17 08:17 PM
Oh no it's a shark
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:22 PM
what a weird trick.
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 08:23 PM
wait is the server actually up. Help Im a legit moron who doesn't understand anything
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:23 PM
well yeah
but its got the wrong version
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:23 PM
its up
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:23 PM
hows the patching coming
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:24 PM
It would have taken me 3 days to ftp the files
Evike 04-Feb-17 08:24 PM
its not up
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:24 PM
so we're waiting for tempus to patch it(edited)
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:24 PM
its up you just cant connect to it
Evike 04-Feb-17 08:25 PM
ii just made a character on !Turbo BLitz-10X AL-Fast Movement-2x Weight-New2/4 for something to do
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:27 PM
im on a server trying to build a ladder to this super tall point for the hell of it lol
Deleted User c818cb28 04-Feb-17 08:35 PM
UGU
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 08:46 PM
so what is to stop me from just throwing every point i get leveling into strength and being Korgoth of Barbaria?
is there a cap on stats?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:46 PM
nothing
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:47 PM
the max you can put into a stat is 50
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:47 PM
be the conan mans you always wanted to be
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:47 PM
if you put 50 into a stat you will have 0 in all other stats
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 08:47 PM
can I one-hit punch a crocodile at 50 strength?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:47 PM
no because strength doesnt do anything
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:47 PM
not true
strength does infact makes your hits harder
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:48 PM
It's pretty miniscule tho
It's like the difference between 6 hits and 5 hits
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:48 PM
at 9 strength i two shot everything
with a iron sword
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
man i had 15 strength and was switching between iron and stone swords and it took the same amount of hits
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
You're better off just getting a higher tier weapon and getting more vitality/stamina
plus above 10 strength you're going to have trouble taking thralls
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
probably shouldnt have been testing it on a shitty lag shit server shit
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
thats a part of it auzu
Fallout 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
trump, did you get your server going?
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
There's a bug right now where strength kills thralls you're trying to knock unconscious
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
i learned this on the not laggy server
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
aight
good to know then
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:49 PM
It's Tempus server
He needs to get back or give us the OK to just use steamcmd to update it rather than downloading locally and uploading via ftp
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 08:50 PM
alright until they make strength a good stat just get encumberance and shit
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:50 PM
i did it
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
im going to say its good now but not on a laggy shit server
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
encumberance is a good stat but since stats get more expensive the more you put into them it gets tricky
for ultra minmaxing
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
Keep it at like 10 max tho if you want to knock out npcs
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
honestly, just fire up a singleplayer and use console commands
and see for yourself
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
I upped it to 15 and no matter what, I keep killling npcs with the truncheon
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:51 PM
yeah if you wanna do slavery
do what tt says
if not, dont worry about it
Percelus 04-Feb-17 08:52 PM
they need to change the formula so higher lvl strength doesn't kill slaves but knocks them out faster
Rejd 04-Feb-17 08:52 PM
Yeah
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:52 PM
all in time friend
im sure they got a lot on the ole plate
Fallout 04-Feb-17 08:52 PM
they might've planned a sleeping/paralyzing poison that you could use with any strength
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:52 PM
speaking of potions
aloe potions are the shiiiiiit
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:53 PM
what level do you need to make those
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:53 PM
they're like yog meat but less of a pita to get
Percelus 04-Feb-17 08:53 PM
mitra is a false god
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:53 PM
its like 17 or something to make the alcemists brazier
and then you can make em
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 08:53 PM
how far along the patch?
im gonna go have a shower
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:54 PM
you can also make yellow potions out of those yellow flowers that do nothing
the potions that is
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:54 PM
I would recommend stacking Vitality and Grit
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:54 PM
encumberance is worth 5 points in
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 08:54 PM
i bet dollars to donuts the real strat is points into acc for the good crossbows
im going to test that now
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:54 PM
report back 👌🏻
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 08:57 PM
My plan was to do the whole shitbird archer thing, but in my experiments last night that server was lagging so much that I might as well have tried to kill hyenas by bashing myself in the balls.
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:57 PM
even when bows are working they are pretty bad
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 08:59 PM
I don't think I saw any of us get hit by those archers in the few hours we did on the streamers server
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 08:59 PM
npc archers on the other hand are op
Fallout 04-Feb-17 09:00 PM
approach npc archers with shields
easy peasy
let them shoot, swing 3 times, block
they don't do damage to shields
StingraY 04-Feb-17 09:02 PM
new goon server up?
Fallout 04-Feb-17 09:02 PM
it's the only time shields are effective
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 09:03 PM
.i testudo formation
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 09:03 PM
tower shields when
Fallout 04-Feb-17 09:04 PM
my goon friends put up a server if you guys want to try to crash it
104.14.30.160:7777
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:05 PM
i mean 7 vit and the regular cross bow + regular bolts
2shots most stuff
its slow to reload though
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:06 PM
agi?
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:06 PM
vit or acc?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:06 PM
yeah i meant acc
not vit my bad
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:06 PM
i forgive you
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:06 PM
i dont
does it fire faster than a bow
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:06 PM
lemme test
plain bow?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:07 PM
yea
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:07 PM
a goon said he pulled 50 points in accuracy and it didnt do shit for bows
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
whats the first arrow
you unlock normally
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
flint
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
flint i think(edited)
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
Yeah, it's flint.
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
then iron
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
k
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
is the goon server up?
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
our server is not up yet we will announce when it is
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:08 PM
so 7 acc and flint arrows
5 shots to put down a turtle
and its faster than plain crossbow
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:09 PM
sounds like the same for 0 acc
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:09 PM
lemme pump 50 acc
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 09:09 PM
104.14.30.160:7777

steam server doesn't seem to recognize this as a Conan server
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:10 PM
if acc increases bow damage i guess the archers can be the thrall clubbers
since they wont have shit for str
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:11 PM
nah i dont think it does
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 09:11 PM
Are people mainly increasing str and encumbrance?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:11 PM
unless it only works on higher tier weapons
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:11 PM
vit encumberance and str
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 09:11 PM
grit and encumbrance
gotta sprint fast
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:12 PM
long*
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:12 PM
*hard
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 09:12 PM
look too much is distorted if i change more than one word
the memery is lost
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 09:12 PM
Oh, the first bow only has a D in accuracy scaling. Goddamn dark souls
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 09:12 PM
Last night I was dabbling in everything but mostly focusing in accuracy and endurance. Gotta be able to carry all that shit for my crafthovel. :v
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:12 PM
someones testing accuracy right now with 50 points
other people have said it does nothing
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 09:13 PM
Is there more than 1 type of bow/arrow?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:13 PM
yea
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 09:13 PM
In Dark Souls? Yeah, there are a handful
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:13 PM
yeah, the crossbow you make first in conan is worse than the bow
you cant see where the arrow shoots
Bear in the Woods 04-Feb-17 09:13 PM
Conan Souls I mean
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:14 PM
with no hit indicators if you'reoutside the yell range
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:14 PM
theres higher tier arrows and set worshipers can make poison arrows
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:14 PM
and the t2 bow handles the exat same as the t1 bow
same for the arrows
poison arrows are decent if you can hit but they weigh a lot
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:16 PM
yeah so
its hard to tell if str works or not
or acc
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:16 PM
even with 50 points?
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:16 PM
yeah
im gonna say its bugged
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
so confirmed useless attribute atm
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
and its not worth putting points in either atm
i tried killing shit with a stone, iron and steel sword
at 0 and 20 str
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
let's confirm/deny encumbrence and grit too
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
it seemed the same
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
encumbrance helps
i boost that ever server
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
confirm what
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
if they work
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
with like 12 points i can carrry like 800 stone
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
what about them exactly
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 09:17 PM
you can see the stat increases for encumbrence, grit, and health on your stats
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:18 PM
oh i used encumbrance
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 09:18 PM
encumbrance is def a thing
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:18 PM
and watched my limits go up
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 09:18 PM
THey actually add on the UI noticeably
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:18 PM
same with grit and hp
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:18 PM
so try str with 50 i guess?
and try a hammer
some goons this morning were hitting dudes and they were flying away like across a river and shit
when i hit them they barely move 3 feet
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:19 PM
well hammers do that on power swing
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:19 PM
yeah but i had 0 str
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:19 PM
and its just a knock down
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 09:19 PM
and they had str
for science
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:20 PM
that requires other players i think
yeah str is pointless
meh
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:26 PM
kutale 04-Feb-17 09:26 PM
turbo blitz server 167.114.65.158:37515
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 09:32 PM
167.114.65.158:37515
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 09:40 PM
dang, I was almost too retarded to pass the auth
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 09:43 PM
GDN truely is the first retard check
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 09:48 PM
passed with flying colors
its the autism that gets me, not the retardation
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:51 PM
For me it was the gay
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 09:54 PM
Hazlen are you active
@Hazlen
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:55 PM
the gay got him kim
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:55 PM
I am here
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 09:55 PM
its over
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 09:55 PM
drop channel
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 09:55 PM
Gotta get back to my desk I'm outside atm
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 09:55 PM
okay
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 09:58 PM
i gotta find a fun server for this, the German one I play on is awful
2x resources and 2x xp just make everyone so easy
and the Germans are like "But we must mass produce"
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
@here We're doing the version upload now
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
YEAG
YEAH
Bchad 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
My dick is rock hard
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
woohoo
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
nice, things'll be all worked out by the time i go get food then I reckon
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
how long does that take?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:01 PM
It's a 35gb down/then upload once we config
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
Penis slider ist set to max !!
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
it's running now
BlackFaceMayhem 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
in b4 no pubbies play on the server
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
they will if there is pop
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
LET THE INTER-MARQUE FIGHTING BEGIN
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
and goons aren't fucking obnoxiously camping them constantly
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
ok im going to get gamer fuel
wish me luck goons
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
we should build a giant wall around the spawn zones
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
id rather let pubbies build up
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
gonna get like five galleons of mt dew
StingraY 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
10 ft taller
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:02 PM
and then once they build up
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
@here We're leaving the server passworded for 24 hours after we launch to give goons a head start, then open it to pubbie populations
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
we can go raid shit
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
Need a pubby thunderdome
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
2x build/xp
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
why?
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
2x, rly ?
it makes stuff so easy
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
head start?
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
rates can be adjusted on the fly i'm quite sure
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
because I also am gonna use that 24 hours to test my systems
so it's sort of like a dry bite the pillow run
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
lol no one is gonna play once they realize thats whats happened
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
test the dong slider systems please
Kriegman 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
Whats the server IP?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
fine no pw
I don't care
if you guys want no PW I'm good with it
Bchad 04-Feb-17 10:03 PM
do whatever you need to do imo
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
i'm fine either way
StingraY 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
whatever works
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
whatever is best for getting things smoothed out
Evike 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
no one will notice, if you don't tell them when the server start is
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
^ This
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
pubbies are dumb as fuck so i'm not worried no matter what we do
reminder: pubbies aren't human(edited)
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
they dont read
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
i dont know or care or know if they'll even notice
you guys do whatevs
and im gonna play
and do a thing
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
im gay
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
same
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
We've all avowed to not sleep till we have the server up so
strap in nerds
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
i have my strapon
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
strapped on
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
im strapped
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:04 PM
preparred
Bchad 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
new plan you give rejd and i a 24 hour head start over other goons
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
too bad I have go to go bed somewhat early
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
strap me down daddy
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
to check shit
Bchad 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
and you give them 24 hours over pubbies
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
wheres the server located ?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
australia
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
the cloud
brb
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
passworded
what, lljk?
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
whut ?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
password is Strawberry1
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
alrighty
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:05 PM
🍓
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
give goons a headstart tiered by reg date 😄
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
password is imgay420691488666
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
Server hosting people, thank you
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
this
send them stuff from Lowtax's gift store in return
DontMindMe 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
oh I just jumped into this. There is a goon server?
Bchad 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
ill snap chat them my poops as thanks
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
not yet dontmindme
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
snap chat me yo pussy
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:06 PM
tonight tho
DontMindMe 04-Feb-17 10:07 PM
guess I may as well join in when it does start up
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Goon server, 2017
Goon server, 2017
goon server
goon server
TONIGHT
T O N I G H T
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:07 PM
tonight at some point
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:07 PM
whens goon sever
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:07 PM
tonight on saturday ? cause here it's morning on sunday already
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:08 PM
t-minus like
~an hour
give or take
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 10:08 PM
here in AMERICA it's still saturday
ergo its saturday on the planet earth
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:09 PM
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:09 PM
The trains run on time in Trump's America
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:09 PM
nah
he is the first of his kind that cant make the trains run on time
makes u think
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:09 PM
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:10 PM
we're doing it now
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:10 PM
.. itshappening
.i it's happening
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 10:10 PM
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:10 PM
👍🏿
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:11 PM
CONFIGURING GOON SERVER FOR MAXIMUM DONG
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:11 PM
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:11 PM
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 10:11 PM
I can't wait to slap boobies all over those turtle gorillas. My one and only fetish, finally realized in digital form.
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:12 PM
can't wait to build my 100ft high Hitler statue out of sandstone
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:12 PM
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
New flaming cross base when?
@Prude
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
hey guys, this is an awkward thing to admit but
im straight
so
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
Ban
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
I needed to tell everyone before the server launches
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
you could probably do this with enough pyres
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
anyway, th ats my story
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
wowzers!
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
wow rude
Prude 04-Feb-17 10:13 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
Im gonna stay up and play for a bit tonight even tho I should really go to bed
Kurz - VA 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
Hammerstein be careful. Merkel is watching
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
since I have to check servers i the morning
Lancek 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
Why not just go all the way Taylor
.. delete
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
haha, I'm Austrian, Merkel ccan blow me
Kurz - VA 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
lmao
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
👽
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:14 PM
1938 all over again
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:15 PM
Thank god
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:15 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:15 PM
I wish he could make the trains run on time because
then we'd have public transportation
which we currently dont have
thats my wish on the monkeys paw
Kurz - VA 04-Feb-17 10:15 PM
That's right I forgot. I remember when you taught all the CoH Bros how to say "Your papers please" in German
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:15 PM
is public transportation in the US still like those Charles Bronson movies from the 70ies ?
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:16 PM
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:16 PM
COH Bros was the best of times
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:16 PM
i dont know but
we dont have any
so if thats how the movie portrayed it
then its insanely accurate
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:16 PM
Hammer - People THINK it is, and that's really what counts.
Nah, Bronson movies are full of old white dude being violent because of things like: Daughter got stolen, or uh, I think daughter got stolen...again.
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:17 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:17 PM
so its the pre-Taken Taken
Kurz - VA 04-Feb-17 10:17 PM
SE DC is p accurate to the films..
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:17 PM
public transportation in the US

??
?????
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:17 PM
Deathwish is a real odd series if you look at it too closely.
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:17 PM
add generic racial stereotypes on top of that
Spookykid (Trogdor) 04-Feb-17 10:18 PM
eta?
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:18 PM
a basque terrorist organization
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:18 PM
Deathwish taught me everything I ever wished to know about the US
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:18 PM
lol
dirty harry > deathwish
awww yeah opinions inbound
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Deathwish - a reality soap about pre-Trump America
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Heres my opinion
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:19 PM
ouch
.yt dirty harry school bus scene
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:19 PM
take the bus to schoo lthey said
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:19 PM
I lived in Detroit for a few years when I was in college, and it's hard to watch those old-white-people-vigilante films straight
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:20 PM
that movie clip is Trump holding the US hostage
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT !!!
Kurz - VA 04-Feb-17 10:20 PM
that fucker have a p38? i didnt remember that...
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:20 PM
like on the one hand, lmao who runs in big gangs anymore, you need someone with money to squeeze for that and who the fuck has money in Detroit
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:21 PM
im the screaming bus driver
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:21 PM
otoh i'm pretty sure any Detroiter could casually commit murder, so
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:21 PM
Detroit looked kinda cool in "Only Lovers Left Alive"
all those ruins at night... :/
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:21 PM
1:27
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:22 PM
it's mostly just depressing
not even like excitingly dangerous
just
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:22 PM
There were a LOT of old-white-vigilante-power fantasy movies in the 70s.
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:22 PM
you drive around and sigh
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:22 PM
but now Trump's gonna get your jobs back and keep those brown people out, and everything will be great again ? Right ? Right ?
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:23 PM
pfft
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:23 PM
hell yeah
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:23 PM
the few parts of Detroit that've been actually picking up area the area around the big university in town, downtown proper and a corridor between the two
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:24 PM
@here File verification complete, beginning final upload and testing, stay tuned for details
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:24 PM
theres only one detroit that we need to worry about imo
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:24 PM
and that's been tech and service jobs accompanied by white hipster gentrification
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 10:24 PM
hnnnngggggg
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:24 PM
we're gonna build it
gonna build a wall, a dreadfort, and a sprawling laggy hellscape around it
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:24 PM
they even started rebuilding light rail in the city
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:25 PM
and all it took was al lthe car companies to die before they got it built
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:25 PM
yeaah
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:25 PM
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:25 PM
funniest bit was that they had to tear up the old streetcar tracks to lay down the new stuff
turns out the old streetcar line that closed down 60 years ago had just sloppily paved over all the old tracks and that's all they'd done
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
lmao
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
lol
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
.. detroit
dammit
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
wow no detroit quote?(edited)
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
im saddened
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
bust out your old pics jack
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
gotta love the dutch
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
i got just the pic tho
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
lol about that 12gb upload
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
the best pic
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
I'm at 1gb left
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
yuge
Space Ghost 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
dutch? Don't you mean swamp germans?
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
Oh wait 700mb now
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:26 PM
@Rejd god warrior
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:27 PM
hold on i found a pic of the old shit they dug up
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:27 PM
lol
the "we accept ebt" is my fav bit
StingraY 04-Feb-17 10:28 PM
I'M A GOD WARRIOR!
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:28 PM
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Set the Savior ?
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:28 PM
>13500 BC
>not worshiping yog-sothoth
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:29 PM
SERVER UP YEEEEEET?!
StingraY 04-Feb-17 10:29 PM
that octopussy
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:29 PM
i mean if you're gonna have a dark god, an eldritch abomination isnt the worst option
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:29 PM
yog-sothoth was the Japanese god of hentai
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:29 PM
.yt the unnameable indescribable thing in my basement
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 10:29 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
^^ your average yog worshipper
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
wait what
.i yog-shoggoth
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
flying spaghetti monster if I ever saw one
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
yog is ripped from the cthuhlu mythos
howard and lovecraft were irl bros
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
🤜🏻 🤛🏻
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:30 PM
i'm excite for the warteschlange
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
same
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
literally an Outer God
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
the waiting snake
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
lovecraft would shudder at the glory that is the penis slider
Fallout 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
has anyone tried out daggers, are they any good? or what's the best weapons roughly per tier?
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
i got a snake waiting for ya
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
iron swords seemed pretty good, never tried daggers
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
@Fallout did a test on like patch 2 or so when we were still on #193
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
daggers are kinda weak but i only used the stone one while mining if some spider jumped me so i wasnt wasting a pick on it
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:31 PM
Daggers are the same speed as swords, you don't run faster either
they just do less damage
(and cost less resources I guess)
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:32 PM
dagger is good for an offhand weapon
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:32 PM
My old Age of Conan Collector's Edition is starting to mock me now.....
Funcom caught me again
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:33 PM
It'd be neat (but dumb as shit in a game like this) if they added unaware damage for daggers. (So y'know, backstab).

There's no way in fuck that'd be a good idea though.
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
yeah it is
all bad ideas are good until proven otherwise in this kind of game
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
backstab would getr abused to fuck
someone hammers someone knockdown
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
as intended
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
1 hit KO with dagger
Gamesguy 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
goon server up yet?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
almost
BlazingZero 04-Feb-17 10:34 PM
in the mean time go hassle your mom for more tendies
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:35 PM
is it down yet
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:35 PM
#foreverdown
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:35 PM
Game needs body paint....
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:35 PM
I would imagine that'd come in when they start working out dyes.
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
temporary stat boots
red makes you stronger
if you get wet it washes off
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
Red makes you faster, duh.
duster 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
yea red makes you faster
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
i thought it was yellow
duster 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
idiot
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
rip
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
green makes you use less food (economy option)
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:36 PM
red makes cannibals worship you
oops wrong game
duster 04-Feb-17 10:37 PM
yellow makes your dick bigger
Rejd 04-Feb-17 10:37 PM
Hmmmmmm
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:37 PM
Orange makes you president
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:38 PM
Lancek 04-Feb-17 10:38 PM
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 10:38 PM
thats not wrong
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 10:39 PM
purple makes you sneakums
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 10:39 PM
Behead Those Who Insult The God Emperor
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:40 PM
Upload done restarting server
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:40 PM
naiiice
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:40 PM
I want to CGI-replace Donald Pleasance with Trump in "Escape from New York"
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:44 PM
Guys, I need to sleep in 4 hours. I need the server to be up so I can ignore my GF
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:45 PM
yeah we're running the final version check shit and rebooting it
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:46 PM
Dope dope dope
How much is it costing per month? If I play a lot, I could kick in a few bucks.
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
0
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
SHUT UP KIMSEMUS IS TYPING
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
it's hosted on our discord network box
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
do we build one big ass goon city or is it everyone for himself ?
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
One main fortress, of course
We should decide on a location now.
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
INSIDE A CAVE
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
wonder if this game's performance turns to shit with 1000 structures nearby like ark does
Fallout 04-Feb-17 10:47 PM
meta mesa
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 10:48 PM
not spider island
i'd rather be with the dragon things
Commoners 04-Feb-17 10:48 PM
inside a corruption cave
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:48 PM
high plateu around R8 aint bad
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:48 PM
Yeah R8 is good
The NW corner is very good as well
Those lakes are lousy with resources.
This is going to be public, yes? We could block out the starting area.
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:49 PM
theres an exclusion zone around the spawn
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:49 PM
Oh
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:49 PM
the plateau only has a few access points which can be walled off
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:50 PM
Are we going for 3X?
Lancek 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
2x
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
Awwwwww
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
2x already makes stuff insanely easy, 3x is over kill
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
So... 10 X?
proatworkhere 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
500x it is
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
THIS !!
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
m ore than 2x drops i think is overkill but exp could go to 3x i feel
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
Can you change those rates after the game has been made?
StingraY 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
666x
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
yes
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:51 PM
hoard food for a week and then turn resources down to 0.1 when pubbies join
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:52 PM
Yeah, 3X exp and 2X resources is best.
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:52 PM
sell them bugs and gruel
for slave work
I'm architectonically challenged, I hope someone can come up with a decent city layout
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:54 PM
My many years of screeching at Youtube while playing Minecraft will help!
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:55 PM
#Thrall Lives Matter
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 10:55 PM
Brutish barbarian, the highly exalted
I exercise pain wheel, leave 'em exhausted
Exploring apex, plateau expedition
Filled with excess demons ya'll can bring the exorcism

I exert stress when I work on physique
That elongate the dong and augment the teet
Execution level next, no way to explain it
I'm 3X bitch, triple x-rated
but no, had to be 2x
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:56 PM
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO CURSE A REAL SWORD?
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 10:56 PM
put it on your bed and yell FUCK
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:56 PM
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 10:57 PM
MBMBAM doesn't always work for me, but when they're great they're amazing.
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:57 PM
word
That's why all my idiot clans are named "Tres Horny BoyZ"
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 10:59 PM
earlier today I was looking for a server to join on EU....and one bunch of Germans had a TS named "Zyklon.be", guess I dodged some Nazi indoctrination there
Toonces 04-Feb-17 10:59 PM
jesus...
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:00 PM
dodged one nazi group and landed in another
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:00 PM
.be? isn't that Belarus?(edited)
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:00 PM
marching and heiling with goons ain't half bad
I thought it was belgium
and I called them out about it on the Steam forums and got some dumb answer about technical problems
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:01 PM
yeah Belgium
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:01 PM
Ze tanks invaded Poland on their own, mein Führer, we did not do it
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:01 PM
Belarus is .by I guess
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:01 PM
what happened to kimsemus? one second it was "it's jhappening. now its been like an hour and a half of silence
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
he die
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
server ate him
Taylor SWifTT 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
Yalls gooniness killed him
Good job
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
guess the server blew up in his face when he set the dong slider to overdrive
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
13 minutes of silence.
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
a buddy of mine usually is really good with top-level domain trivia, usually I turn to him for this sort of thing
I get .by with a little help from my friends
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
I get by with Google
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
Guys we have top men on the job
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
as my only true friend
Nonpoint 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
TOP men
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:02 PM
But are they power tops?
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:03 PM
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:03 PM
THATS THE POWER OF LOVE
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:03 PM
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:04 PM
Against all popular belief, I do not, in fact, want no scrub.
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:04 PM
I want to embark on a career as the iron of goon town...
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:04 PM
they won't get no love from you?
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:04 PM
if kissemus is having issues, you can come dick around in my buddy's server for a while
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:04 PM
They keep chasing waterfalls -what shit
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:05 PM
help us attract pubbies with better pop
104.14.30.160:7777
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:05 PM
I mentioned before, steam server didn't seem to recognize that IP as a Conan server
on my end, at least
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:05 PM
Server dead, so what
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
weird, we're on it
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
i cant get it on steam server either
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
playing right now
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
The steam server shit is so bad
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
ah I knew it
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
lemme try
DontMindMe 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
how do you join via IP anyway
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
the guy said he could see it on steam server, but I kept telling him I couldn't
if you go to game properties, and go to launch options
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
top left steam -> view -> server -> filter to conan exiles -> add server
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:06 PM
you can add "+connect 104.14.30.160:7777"
to force join
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
if you go to game properties, and go to launch options

Always a promising start to these things
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
yea
he needs to fix that query port
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
says "not responding" over steam servers
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
I know
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
gonna need it to be visible if you want pubbies
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
i dont think its actually up
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:07 PM
we know
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
talkin to fallouts friend sry
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
we're just having to get the process started then it's done
and will be up
oh okay
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
not about goon server
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
goon server dead so what
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
it's not dead
it's more like
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
stillbirthed
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
yea I'm telling him
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
miscarried
as soon as we can get this process started it will be up
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:08 PM
kick it
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:09 PM
Goon Server was so aborted that Ted Cruz jizzed in his pants over the potential lawsuit against the mother.
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:09 PM
meanwhile mike pence fist bumps himself
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:09 PM
.y fight for the right to party
actually i have no idea how bots work here
bot. deliver unto me beastie boys
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:09 PM
.yt sabotage beastie boys
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:09 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
inside job on broken server imo
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
lol
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
Goon server is a false flag. They were working with that streamer girl this whole time!
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
fuck no. im so sick of that song after star trek
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
she got us back
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
.yt fight for the right to party
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:10 PM
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:11 PM
@Schizotek(Cavefish) Go to the Botnet channel(so as not the shit up regular channels with bot stuff) and type ".help". You should get a PM with the list of commands
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:12 PM
Bot, please show me HUGE barbarian titties. Delete history after... two minutes.
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:12 PM
.yt barbariana
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:12 PM
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:12 PM
wow edge much
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:12 PM
.i huge barbarian titties
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:12 PM
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:13 PM
enter the bot spam
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:13 PM
Well, that's not technically inaccurate as far as gifs to pull up goes.
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:13 PM
With great power comes great responsibility
And use #porn for obvious reasons
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:13 PM
Mmmmm, I think those wizard tittes are way huger but I will accept it.
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:13 PM
If you're going to fuck with the .i command
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:14 PM
Funny enough, that was actually a pretty fun game but it got overshadowed by the Sorceress and her ridiculous cans.
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 11:14 PM
if any thing they arent big enough
IMO
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:14 PM
I just love that the creator's only excise was, "I love giant boobs. Sue me".
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:14 PM
Only excuse you really need.
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:14 PM
and some people like ass, so I made the barbarian
Sylauxe 04-Feb-17 11:15 PM
not so much an excuse, as a guy being honest
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:15 PM
Yeah but when I try to make a game about a sexy pumpkin with REAL NASTY feet, I get banned.
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:15 PM
you didn't make it sexy enough
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:15 PM
I tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end
I couldnt make pumpkin boobs
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:16 PM
pumpkin boobs seems like they would be easy to make
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:16 PM
YOU'D THINK THAT, WOULDN'T YOU
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:18 PM
hey, can you check to see if you see that server again?
104.14.30.160:7777
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:18 PM
I'm in the server right now
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:19 PM
still not appearing
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:21 PM
Guess my character had fun before getting banished
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:21 PM
All in the same 15 minutes
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:22 PM
i got a guy who was partying, shitting on a statue, and screaming a lot
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:22 PM
The one I made on the server last night was something like Piracy, dismemberment and theft.
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:22 PM
andrew wk sent to the desert
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:23 PM
still nothing azu?
fuck, it shows up for a second, then goes not responding
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:23 PM
nothin for me
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:27 PM
why does it work for him, and some guy in california, but for no one else
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 11:27 PM
if you are talking about the main goon server
not quite up yet
Fallout 04-Feb-17 11:27 PM
no, ours
our server is up and running, it just can't be viewed on steam or in-game
except to the owner, he sees it
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:31 PM
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:31 PM
fuckin lmao
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:31 PM
"contaminating"
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:32 PM
Damn it Deadpool
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:32 PM
💩
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:32 PM
lol breaking the fourth wall
thats a bit tongue in cheek
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:32 PM
more traditional fun
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:32 PM
In that order, too.
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:32 PM
lol
dice cheating fucker
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:33 PM
srs bzns
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:33 PM
THESE d20's ARE LOADED
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:33 PM
Corrupting the Youth
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:33 PM
buggery
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:33 PM
Corrupting them THEN buggering them.
You saucy bastard.
duster 04-Feb-17 11:33 PM
anime
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:34 PM
i too blame the anime
.. anime
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:34 PM
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:41 PM
i lov anim
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:42 PM
animo
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:42 PM
banime
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:43 PM
Hamime
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:43 PM
harambime
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:43 PM
useful image
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
I got my mossberg 500 for $230
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
I'
Im a big fan of their Mariners
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
wouldn't that be a mossberg 230 then
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
I got my Mossberg 930 for $650
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
590
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
2890
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
lol all the negatives about being foreign made
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:44 PM
420
what?
My mossberg was made in tennessee(edited)
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:45 PM
That chart lists non-american made firearms as a negative
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:45 PM
I just farted REAL BIG and it kinda scared me.
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:45 PM
der
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:45 PM
but uh, conan chat
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:45 PM
same
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
We do have #gats
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
this sword was made by BARBARIANS and is therefore USELESS
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
tbh I really want crossbows to be more specialized in conan
like do less damage than bows
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
.i conan's sword
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
but pierce armor
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
like arrows should have effects like fire, poison etc
but crossbows are shorter range, and AP
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:46 PM
crossbows do less damage because you cant hit anything with them
in conan
auzuguwu 04-Feb-17 11:47 PM
crossbows should do more dmg because they have higher draw str
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:47 PM
Crossbows should be full-auto and explosive and be make by the AK company.
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:47 PM
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:47 PM
for our groupfights spears/javelins are pretty much going to be mandatory
swords will just kill us
vanityset 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
are javelins effective? i saw them and really wanted to try them out
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
they are
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
yeah ive been killed more by goons than enemies today
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
kinda
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
Javelin is my pref weapon
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
I like resonable discourse
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
phalanx when
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
hahaha
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
.i macedonian phalanx
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
they need to add tower shields
vanityset 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
spear is really great having that extra range to be able to kite
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
god that makes me hard
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
You could actually clog up a gate in a phalanx pretty effectively
Stigmat 04-Feb-17 11:48 PM
how much dmg does the jav throw do?
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
front rank dies, send in next rank
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
idk, a lot
Commoners 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
reinforce the rear with the people who just died with more spears and shields
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
can get away with less armor singe enemies at a distance no matter what
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
I uhh
I like hammers
vanityset 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
goonswarm with 30 people chucking spears at pubbies
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
.i warhammer
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:49 PM
no gdi
Ofaloaf 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
noo
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
i mean HELL yeah but not what i wanted
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
I mean, still good
Stigmat 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
I think it will be very effective having everyone use a jav/bow/crossbow in closing to alpha a couple people before getting in close with spears
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
.i danish warhammer
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
>foam
vanityset 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
>larp
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
hth this should be our "frontline tactics"
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
but yeah thats a head splitter
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
.i cool samurai sword
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
watch
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
study
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
.i huge fuckoff mace
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
learn
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
tweeeeeeeeet
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
lmao
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
.i flanged mace
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:50 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
thats what you want rejd
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.i morning star
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
thats what I want
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.i skull sword with flames
Eonwe 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
rip, I gotta head to bed i guess
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.yt dirty sanchez bolas
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
goddamn it
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.i ashanti spear
Hammerstein 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
you should play Battle Brothers more
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
gdi
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
no gdi
I want this
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
I mean the most hilariously impractical weapon would be the "morning star" that is a spiked ball on a chain. :v
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.i stone bola
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/cb20120313003814/yugioh/images/9/95/StoneBola-JP-Anime-ZX.jpg
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.i blue eyes white dragon
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblrm0rgmuBY731r2vugdo1400.png
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
YES
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:51 PM
.i hunting bolas
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
.i great hammer
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
https://openclipart.org/image/2400px/svgtopng/241025/Steel-Great-Hammer.png
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
.i naginata
Vrorag 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
Bolas would actually fit this, thinking about it.
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
.i force hammer
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
giving me the shittiest results
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
.i that one sword from Star War not a lightsaber
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
FUCK
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
.i asmr shock rifle
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
.i amsr shock rifle
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
NO
Rejd 04-Feb-17 11:52 PM
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:53 PM
the fuck was it called
haha
bolas would be lit in this
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:53 PM
.i chainsword
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:53 PM
https://dskhvldhwok3h.cloudfront.net/image/upload/tscreenshotfull/v1/products/57111e7d7b323f7b75000b2c/screenshots/chrnzkapcdqle5rnrio1.jpg
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:53 PM
nai lsome fucker and keep him from running
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:53 PM
.i Life in computers
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:54 PM
.i kontos lance
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:54 PM
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
.i katana
Schizotek(Cavefish) 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
alright there's like a million posts since like 10 minutes ago. I assume the servers up?
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
no
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
NOPE
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
just shitposting
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
almost
all we have to do is restart the steam process
on the server
I'll ping hard when it's up
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:55 PM
how hard
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
like IDK
p hard
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
word
PartyAlarm 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Did I miss gun chat
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
.i shittiest gun ever
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
looks american made
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
.i glock plastic explosive
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
shittiest gun?
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
shut the fuck up with guns in here
Lancek 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
#gats (edited)
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:57 PM
.i bardiche
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:57 PM
#gats
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:57 PM
.i glaive
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:57 PM
.i recurve composite bow
Simplyjack 04-Feb-17 11:57 PM
god look at that shit lmfao
duster 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
lmao what is this
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
.i puppy
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
.i self bow
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
.i napoleon
TrapBot 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
https://www.biography.com/.image/cfit,cssrgb,dpr1.0,q80,w_620/MTE5NDg0MDU1MDgzMDU4NzAz/napoleon-i-9420291-1-raw.jpg
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
.i DayZ owned
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
.i Rust but good
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
fffffffff
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
🤔
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:58 PM
.i foot binding
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
stop spamming the channel with random shit you cunts
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
they started it
Hazlen 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
WELL KIM ENDED IT
so no more
plz
Toonces 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
<333333333
DroneVandalism 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
aww i didnt get to do one
Kimsemus 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
Evike 04-Feb-17 11:59 PM
yeah i still think ive got the biggest age dick so
Vrorag 05-Feb-17 12:00 AM
Alright grandpa, go drink your metamucil.
duster 05-Feb-17 12:02 AM
this faggit streaming
in a server i am on
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:02 AM
plez no
duster 05-Feb-17 12:02 AM
lmao
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:02 AM
the grind to 28 is real
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 12:07 AM
@Fallout Your friend's server went dead.
Fallout 05-Feb-17 12:09 AM
he finally gave me access to the server, so I can poke around at his configs and see what the problem is with his ports
I just turned it back on it
Toonces 05-Feb-17 12:09 AM
It won't matter. Our server will be up in about two years
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:09 AM
rejd is making progress but tempus is the only one here who really knows how to get his custom wine shit to run it properly
patience plz
Orv 05-Feb-17 12:10 AM
Riot
Lancek 05-Feb-17 12:11 AM
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Toonces 05-Feb-17 12:11 AM
shraply inhales MAH BOI I AINT NEVER WAITED SO GOSH DARN MUCH
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 12:14 AM
what's the deal with setting it up as some custom Linux Frankenstein thing instead of the default setup ?
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:14 AM
BLAME FUNCOM
duster 05-Feb-17 12:14 AM
whitemage01
that is in the server name
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:14 AM
they said there would be Linux server filed at release
That was a lie
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 12:14 AM
huh, not popping up for me
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 12:14 AM
"Funcom said...".....I remember that line a lot from my Age of Conan daiys
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:15 AM
So we Tempus had to fabricobble something to get the windows files running in linux
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 12:15 AM
oh my....that's probably as much fun as bullet ants in your undies
Prude 05-Feb-17 12:16 AM
i am eating hummus, drinking unsweetened chai tea, and playing GoodGame Hearthstone while waiting patiently for things to get worked out
Toonces 05-Feb-17 12:20 AM
I'm watching Batman TAS and hoping for death.
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:25 AM
Could be worse
Star Trek TAS
Orv 05-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Trek TAS is a beautiful fever dream
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:38 AM
@everyone tfw getting hellowned by a balding blackman named TRUMPTRAIN
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 12:38 AM
lol
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
are you guys fucking a streamer
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
They were earlier
Prude 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
happened earlier
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
is that gmach on the top right
Lash 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
God
ok
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
yes?
Lash 05-Feb-17 12:39 AM
I'm the dude who has the server fallout is fucking with
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
wat
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Im the homosexual
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
im the homosensual
Prude 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Fallout, a new guy, has a friend with a server
i'm guessing he's the friend
Lash 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Yeah, goons etc.
all that
but
I just hopped on to see if any of you find gents have any thoughts
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Yeah
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
ban all goons
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Needs more dongs
Lash 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Perfect
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:40 AM
smaller dongs
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:41 AM
clit sliders when
Fallout 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
hey bored goons, it's me again
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
no
Fallout 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
I think I fixed my dumb friend's server again
can you at least SEE it on the server list now?
104.14.30.160
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
no
Fallout 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
possibly 104.14.30.160:7777
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
stop calling me
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:47 AM
See
Gamesguy 05-Feb-17 12:57 AM
i can see it
2/50 exiled lands
hindered 05-Feb-17 12:57 AM
Im the homosexual :spartacus:
Gamesguy 05-Feb-17 12:58 AM
is this gonna be the goon server?
hindered 05-Feb-17 12:58 AM
goon serve my ass
Fallout 05-Feb-17 01:01 AM
thank you gamesguy
Gamesguy 05-Feb-17 01:01 AM
joined, is it gonna stay up?
Fallout 05-Feb-17 01:02 AM
yea, it's Lash's hardware and connection
welcome to crash it, and bail when kimsemus gets his going
or stay until whenever
hindered 05-Feb-17 01:12 AM
our shit will get going in the next day or two
do what thou wilt in the meantime
a day or two in the game will wind up meaning nothing
chillax and harvest crap wherver thee shall roam(edited)
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 01:16 AM
harvest you semen farmer
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:16 AM
what do you need to be able to destroy tier 1 building parts?
Fallout 05-Feb-17 01:16 AM
steel
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:20 AM
ta
what happens when you put a t2 wall ontop of a t1 wall? and does wall orientation matteR?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:27 AM
if you put a t2 on top of a t1 you'd have the beginning of a dick tower
wall orientation doesnt matter unless you have ADHD
so all goons
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:29 AM
don't put a t2 wall on a t1 wall
you knock out the t1 wall and t2 will come crashing down
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:31 AM
or on a t1 foundation
dont mix building parts with t1 shit
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:37 AM
yeah i figured that as much, and what i ment was you already have a t1 wall at ground level then you build a t2 at ground level on the same spot
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:37 AM
Oh yeah
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:39 AM
i dunno if you can replace walls like that
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:40 AM
well i did it
looks like the 2 walls are on the same space
but im not sure if the t2 then also holds up the walls on top or are they still held up by the t1 thats already there
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:45 AM
Boot into singleplayer, try it out!
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:46 AM
can you start a single player sandbox mode?
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:46 AM
Yeah just hit singleplayer in the main menu
Then hit esc and play around with the admin panel
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:47 AM
ah nice
ok so yeah if you put a t2 wall over a T1 wall (Ie in the same spot) you cant damage the t1 wall there with steel weapons
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:55 AM
I think they should overhaul the raiding mechanics so pickaxes are a slow but cost-effective way to raid and explosives a fast but expensive way
Say 2-3 full pickaxes per wall
Maybe actually even more
Looking at rust here
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:56 AM
t1 walls fall over after 5-6 steel hits
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:57 AM
It's way too fast.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:57 AM
and if you're tryin to wall stack
Bchad 05-Feb-17 01:57 AM
trump lics and i are playing on deadlaugh
if you want to get in
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:57 AM
tier 2+ requires explosives which will destroy the foundation anyway
Rejd 05-Feb-17 01:57 AM
Especially also the fact that you're breaking the wall with your primary weapon rather than a tool.
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 01:58 AM
so it would be best to have t2 walls stacked a foundation apart
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:59 AM
like rust base honeycomb
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:03 AM
but
in this game it seems building up, or on bridge spots is the best way to go
and when you log off just demo a few sets of stairs at the base so no one can get in
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 02:04 AM
If you build up in the air shit falls down if you blow the foundations
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:05 AM
i mean up on the side of cliffs or dick pillars
like we did on ark exiles
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 02:05 AM
Still the same problem
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:05 AM
no
you can put foundations horizontaly in the cliff or pillar
as you go
so they'd need rockets to hit the foundations
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 02:06 AM
I wasnt able to build out from cliffs
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:07 AM
we have sacrificed many pubs to yog on this server
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:07 AM
you can stair foundation climb cliffs
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:07 AM
Yeah you cna jam foundations into cliffsides
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:08 AM
and build out 2 or 3
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:08 AM
its pretty cool
Scarecrow 05-Feb-17 02:12 AM
Ah will have to try again
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 02:18 AM
What server are we playing on today?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:19 AM
depends
Evike 05-Feb-17 02:21 AM
everyone's spread out
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 02:22 AM
Is the server up yet?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:23 AM
the server is a lie
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 02:23 AM
mods lied
server died
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:23 AM
goons dried
Rejd 05-Feb-17 02:24 AM
Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 02:24 AM
its @forge 's fault, he asked one too many times.
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 02:26 AM
God dammit @forge
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 02:28 AM
more like mc forge
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 02:34 AM
are we there yet?
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:37 AM
we were doing small ops on a streamer server with 1x multipliers
and started a discussion about what is or isn't griefing
collecting meat for yog: not griefing
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 02:40 AM
lmao
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:50 AM
the avatar system is cool
but it seems like it makes base making a losing effort
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:56 AM
yeah we might need to disable them on the goon server
that would bring all the pubbies to the yard
Rejd 05-Feb-17 02:57 AM
I wonder how long it's gonna be until they implement catapults/trebuchets
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 02:57 AM
.i onager seige weapon
Rejd 05-Feb-17 02:58 AM
Or like climbable ladders you can place within building blocked zones
Or even better just a longass siege ladder that people can climb while you're holding it
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:58 AM
well if bows and crossbows didnt suck dick
they could fire grappling hooks with rope
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 02:58 AM
onager: 500 wood, 100 steel, 500 stone, 500 fiber, 100 leather
Rejd 05-Feb-17 02:59 AM
And then stack dudes holding siegeladders ontop of each other and run around
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:59 AM
that has a time limit on the rope liike the thrall bindings
hindered 05-Feb-17 03:00 AM
I'm gay
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:00 AM
could use iron reinforcement and like 50 bindings per grapple
Rejd 05-Feb-17 03:00 AM
same
Make it 20 iron reinforcements to be in line of shit being too expensive
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:01 AM
yeah the large box being 70 shaped wood is kind of fucking crazy
700 wood plus like 20 minutes for crafting it at the carpenters
for one fucking box
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:02 AM
lol playing single player and there are undead giants and huge fucking king kong spiders
massive snakes...
this is weird
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 03:08 AM
they need shelves like in rust
and cheap bags for storage, or less expensive/better storage
and unfuck spoilage, food doesnt rot in a day especially in a desert
maybe in the swampiest hellhole in the devils taint somewhere
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:09 AM
i found some neat armor
lots of kind of neat racial armor actually wonder if its used anywhere yet
Orv 05-Feb-17 03:15 AM
That's the Set hat I've been angling for
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 03:21 AM
dem abs
Orv 05-Feb-17 03:23 AM
I'm more interested in the weird dude behind them that is clearly one of the dudes from the statues around
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 03:36 AM
Of coruse Orv is interested in dudes
not surprised in the least
Orv 05-Feb-17 03:46 AM
Har har
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:13 AM
so what's the haps, chaps? what are we playing on now?
DeadLaugh?
What happened to Ark Exiles? It died?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:17 AM
We raided someone that thought they were safe behind their Tier 3 walls.
That had a T1 foundation off to the side.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:17 AM
owned
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:18 AM
They cried like a bitch to the admins, and the admins declared that raiding was bannable unless the entire base was T2 or above.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:18 AM
hahahahahahaha
the joys of smalltime unofficial servers, I guess
At least we kinda know the admins of DeadLaugh aren't dumbasses
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:19 AM
The admins eventually revered that and put in place a 48 hour ban or something, but by that point we all left to streamsnipe someone.
Prude 05-Feb-17 05:19 AM
man it's so dumb - people making silly mistakes and losing for it is a huge part of the game
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:19 AM
So is the goon server a ruse or what?
Prude 05-Feb-17 05:19 AM
there's nothing better than realizing some nonhuman pubbie fucker forgot to upgrade something or other
it's happening
y'all gotta understand TT is working against the flow atm because of how dumb the whole linux server thing has been
it's close
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:20 AM
also, of COURSE I can't get deadlaugh to show up in the ingame broswer...
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:20 AM
It'll be ready in about 30 minutes. Repeat that to yourself everytime you ask if it's ready.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:20 AM
fucking europe
Bchad 05-Feb-17 05:21 AM
the link i sent
had the ips
Prude 05-Feb-17 05:21 AM
I'd reckon everyone should stop moaning like faggots and be happy that someone at least semi-competent is electing to host a solid server for us and taking care to do it right (and not rely on some garbage provider)
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:21 AM
yeah but if you join from the steam server browser you can't use ingame voice chat
I haven't seen anyone moaning, I legit didn't know anything about it
Prude 05-Feb-17 05:22 AM
I'm not addressing anyone in particular
there's just been a lot of "UHHH YOU KEEP SAYING ITS ALMOST READY BWUHHHHHHH" goin around
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:22 AM
Oh I'm not complaining, I give no shits about starting over. I'm just idlyly building another base on some RP PvP server that had a low ping and a lot of people.
Better to take the time to do it right then to have it crash every couple of hours.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:23 AM
I'm surprised there is even a way to get it to work on a Linux server
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:25 AM
Likewise. Take all the time you need to get it working, we can entertain ourselves. 😃
Hah, Ark Exiles is 0/40.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:26 AM
We wree the majority of the pop
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 05:27 AM
It appears to be crashed/down.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:27 AM
So many fucking German servers...
Also deadlaugh apparently has 3 servers...we on the vanilla, 2x or low pop one?
@Bchad help me obi-wan kenobi
Bchad 05-Feb-17 05:30 AM
i was on low pop cause no goons
but 2x
has 10 man clans
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:31 AM
im thinking ill jost wait for the goon server, cant be arsed to begin anew in some random pub server thata eventually dies when the tears start comming
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:31 AM
DeadLaugh won't die
they are a major Rust server, too
Bchad 05-Feb-17 05:31 AM
^
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:31 AM
Well
If the goon server starts up within a few days
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:31 AM
I'd be willing to bet the goon server wil die in some glorious fashion before DeadLaugh
Alright, I'll start up on 2x then
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:32 AM
hm
ok
fuck it
ill join you luigi
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:32 AM
ok
Just wish I could join in a way that I could use the ingame voice
Bchad 05-Feb-17 05:33 AM
YEAH
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 05:48 AM
morning goons
server up already ?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:48 AM
no
we're on deadlaugh
2x right no
now
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 05:49 AM
dang, what happened ?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:49 AM
Conan Exiles is Windows Servers only, they are trying to get Linux to run
that's what
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 05:49 AM
yeah, Kim seemed hopeful though
at least before I went to bed
Goons ruin everything
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:50 AM
?
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 05:50 AM
I thought that's a standard SA motto
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:55 AM
Me and Picer are on DeadLaugh 2x right now if you want to hop on
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 05:55 AM
has Kim given up on it and is DeadLaugh the inofficial goon server now
in that case I will get on
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:55 AM
No, they just aren't done yet.
DeadLaugh is still going to be the new unofficial goon server until the goon server is up
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 05:56 AM
you got an ip for me ? pretty please
came up dry
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 05:57 AM
Use the steam server browser for looking for servers, not those sites
162.248.92.106:27502
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:01 AM
wish i could join you guys but i need sleep ill be on in like 8 hous
if you get a setup going pin some maps
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:02 AM
We can't pin
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:02 AM
try to build around the goon base mountain if you can
ahhh
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:02 AM
Right now we're building in the south so people with iron/steel don't grief us until we get more people
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:04 AM
http://deadlaugh.com/conanexiles/ - Conan Exiles 2x | 162.248.92.106:27502
Play here we have goons, clan limit is 10 self organize and level up
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:08 AM
server aint responding when joining over steam
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:08 AM
Add me on steam and join on me like everyone else always does
Same name, no spaces
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:09 AM
sent
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:09 AM
also get in voice so I don't have to keep alt tabbing
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:10 AM
asap, just wanna have breakfast first
no dong slider on that server ? blasphemy
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:11 AM
of course there is
Picer 05-Feb-17 06:14 AM
current baselocation on the server
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:22 AM
looks like I turned the safety on somehow and got a loincloth
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:23 AM
it's in your game options
but the server setting is full nudity
Deepspacebeans 05-Feb-17 06:25 AM
It's such a hilariously unecessary feature of the game
Prude 05-Feb-17 06:34 AM
http://mobile.reuters.com/finance/stocks/overview?symbol=FUNCOM.OL @TEKNOIR "Funcom stock +62% since Conan Exiles launch"
Dunno why I'm tagging Tek other than that I know he's an all-pro STOCKBOI
"They were, up until like six months ago, $10 million in debt, until they worked out a $14 million stock deal with a Norwegian investment bank, with that $4 million surplus meant to fund the 3 Conan games they're working on." what the fuck
if this is true, these niggas goin ALL IN on the Conan IP
http://www.funcom.com/news/funcomandconanpropertiesenternewpartnership
Hanpan 05-Feb-17 06:37 AM
All in on full nudity
Prude 05-Feb-17 06:37 AM
From 2015, apparently the deal they made included 3 games on behalf of Conan Properties, one of which is Conan Exile.
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 06:44 AM
I started playing Age of Conan again
it's not that bad
I mean it's not amazing or anything, but it's a passable MMO
Also I'm suprised how many of you guys are awake and online at 7am on a Sunday
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:45 AM
A lot of us are Euros
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 06:45 AM
ah Yerps
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:45 AM
dont buy gaming stock
way too risky
Prude 05-Feb-17 06:45 AM
4:45am, just went and got a bunch of food at Jack in the Box like an hour ago and i'm still picking at the curly fries
wont go to bed for a few more hours probably
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:45 AM
I made 8K with Blizzard though, but I bought in when it was something like 18-21 a share
Prude 05-Feb-17 06:46 AM
before i turn around and get no sleep going from weekend hours to week hours on monday
Blizzard is a safe bet if there is such a thing in gaming, I'd reckon
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 06:46 AM
i got a cozy week ahead of me, mostly home office and one graveyard shift
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 06:46 AM
I have a 7 motnh old baby, so I go to bed at like 9:30PM EST and am up every hour or 2 when she fusses
and then I'm up for the day at 6am
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:47 AM
ARGH I can't get this stupid audio bug to go away...keeps overriding game sounds with a wind sound so everything is muffled
it's so annoying
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 06:47 AM
Goon server not ready? Head to deadlaugh?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 06:47 AM
yes
Picer 05-Feb-17 07:05 AM
wtf
my mic just died
Prude 05-Feb-17 07:05 AM
RIP
Hanpan 05-Feb-17 07:21 AM
which server are you guys playing at the mo?
Picer 05-Feb-17 07:24 AM
check the info channel
Hanpan 05-Feb-17 07:24 AM
Cool, sorry I did have a good scroll through the pinned stuff
For the next person wondering check the readme channel
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 07:25 AM
We can't pin
but it's also a good idea to ask in voice so we don't have to alt tab to answer and die to turtles
the current base location is further up in this chat in a map image
It's the DeadLaugh 2x server
if you can't find it add me (AnAngryLuigi) and join on me
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 08:14 AM
rip goon server
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 08:14 AM
?
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 08:31 AM
just catching up on the night's events
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 08:37 AM
but it's still being worked on
so why say rip?
TEKNOIR 05-Feb-17 08:38 AM
Goons...
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 08:38 AM
its dead its never COMIng back
pcloadletter 05-Feb-17 08:39 AM
anyone on that can invite to the clan?
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 08:59 AM
Conan Exiles - Cock Magic
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:20 AM
giff goon servr
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 09:20 AM
alright so is there a good update post somewhere so I can see what all whats happened?
I take it goonserver died, as all goon projects do
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:21 AM
No
It's just not ready yet. It is a linux server and Conan only supports Windows servers
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:21 AM
they are trying to get it to run on linux and its not being nice
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:21 AM
So they are working on it
We are playing on DeadLaugh 2x
Check the readmeyoufuckers chat
or join in chat and just ask
voice chat^
DeadLaugh 2x is where we are
Temp base is here: http://puu.sh/tPkos/6191bf4871.jpg
No, goon server isn't ready yet quit being cockfags
I'd post in the readme but apparently I can't!
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:32 AM
i might hop in but
10 clan size makes things retarded as fuck for having 5 goon clans
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:32 AM
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:32 AM
That's how every server is going to be in this game
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:32 AM
new base location
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:32 AM
especially when none of them are online
no
we played on two servers yesterday that fit all of us in one clan
plus when you break goon clan up like that you cant use archer thralls
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:35 AM
You can, just be prepared to run a gauntlet
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:35 AM
haha
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:35 AM
Well we're on DeadLaugh 2x
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:36 AM
is the first clan full?
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:36 AM
for the sake of most of these servers with smaller limits
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:36 AM
Yes it just became full.
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:36 AM
i'd suggest people start figuring out who they pair well with and form squads they can break down into and settle with
when joining these tiny clancap servers
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:37 AM
high school gym class all over again
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:37 AM
we have voice chat so coordination shouldn't be an issue anyhow
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 09:37 AM
alright I'm dumb I added the deadlaugh IP to the favorites thing, but all it does is give me <not responding>
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:37 AM
time to get picked last again
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
no me
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
Another bear here
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
add +connect [IP] to launch settings
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
ALL BEARS UNITE
UNDER MY RULE
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
and it'll connect automatically
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
yeh the +connect is the only reliable way i know of how to connect to servers
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
We will Beartray each other in the end
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
you guys can join my clan on the goon server
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
100% success rate so far
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
The though is unbearable
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
It will be our burden to bear
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:38 AM
if it hangs you at the in game menu, just wait it will loadwhen the server is ready
slow and ez bby
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:39 AM
has anyone tried connecting via console?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:39 AM
you can try with +connect, but I tried the other ways
~ join ip, connect ip, etc
the launch parameters are the best way though i think becauseyou want to be restarting your conan a lot anyway
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:40 AM
Connecting with the steam server browser works fine for me
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:40 AM
does it still affect voice chat?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:41 AM
It does but the thing is voice chat won't work on this server
because the query port isn't set to 7777
which is also why it doesn't show in the server browser in game, and the same as a lot of servers
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:41 AM
if I do a smaller squad situation
I will be leading The BEEFY BOYS
it's an established branding
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:42 AM
is the goonserver gonna be a 1 big goon clique or are we gonna be warring groups from the start?
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:42 AM
boyz
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:42 AM
everyone in one
on the goon server
if you want
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:42 AM
it may be 2 largish groups
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:42 AM
we prefer big beautiful bountiful bulging beefy boys who know how to have a rowdy good time with other beefy boys ; - )(edited)
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:43 AM
one of the server creaters were saying 60 clan size or something
or maybe he used the word unlimited? i dunno
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:43 AM
were discussing it
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:45 AM
I seriously doubt we get any pubbies on the server if we are half the population in one clan
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 09:45 AM
Well, no one would know.
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:46 AM
yeah that's why the squad concept might be preferable even there if y'all can make it work
it also means less of a clusterfuck w/r/t herding cats in one centralized location
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:46 AM
Yes they will. They figure shit out. Same thing happened with the Rust server we had.
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:46 AM
and more flexibility in terms of how hard we are to defeat in one swoop
on our own server, it maintains the all-important plausible deniability
Fallout 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
hey guys, my goon server works
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
right there
Fallout 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
if you wanna help get us some good population number
instead of some pubby server
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
sure there's no easy way for them to know starting out, but when 30 dudes from the same clan are all descending on their base at once or they break into ours and see just how many sleepers we have
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
nah
waiting for the official goon server
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
i'll hop on perhaps
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
Right now we're on DeadLaugh, i'ts not a "pubbie" server, it's a pretty big community
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:47 AM
at least for a bit
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
can you rotate building parts?
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
you can, scroll wheel
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
scrool wheel
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
cool, thanks
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
@here alright, we passed out about 5am EST, but we're up and working on it again. We can see the server, it's correct version, and connect to it, but it sticks us at a black screen. Will keep you updated. we can confirm if we get it working we should have no problem setting it to 100 people though, which should be interesting
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
hold shift and scroll wheel to change elevation
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:48 AM
@Bear in the Woods do you shit?
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 09:49 AM
not a bad combo
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:50 AM
@hindered yes
hindered 05-Feb-17 09:52 AM
thank you for the information
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:55 AM
there aren't other channels for the smaller groups to voice in separately. so voice comms on here will still be a total shit show when 30 people are online
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:55 AM
It's not hard to create a channel
you right click and add one
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:56 AM
maybe then
the most people ive ever seen on actually playing together is like 15
and total in conan chat was 25 or so
Prude 05-Feb-17 09:57 AM
I'm not sure anyone but reds here can add channels, but if anyone finds themselves a squad of sorts to group with within the greater structure of BMW
we can have one made for that squad specifically
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:58 AM
#sqad gols
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 09:58 AM
Yeah, I didn't mean anyone can add a channel, I just meant it's not hard to do
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:59 AM
im goign to make my own base with dancer thralls and poker thralls and get raided by goons on accident and make a mean forum post
'accident'
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:59 AM
make sureyou get banned after
Percelus 05-Feb-17 09:59 AM
it's times like this
you remember exactly what a shitshow starcitizen will be at launch
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 09:59 AM
lol
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
>star citizen
>launch
Percelus 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
"launch"
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
lol
Percelus 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
ya
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
2017tm
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
162.248.92.106:27502
Percelus 05-Feb-17 10:00 AM
anyone who thinks they'll have two of those 40+ multicrew ships ever fighting each other fully manned without lighting a server on fire is delusional
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 10:01 AM
im sure it would be fine if they use PingPerfect server
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 10:01 AM
pingperfect has experience being stress tested, A+++
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 10:01 AM
Then it'd just be 40 people max
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 10:02 AM
what i want to know is
what happens when you crash two huge multicrew ships into each other
Percelus 05-Feb-17 10:02 AM
at least the idiots who bought barbarian edition or w/e for this game didn't spend more than 30bux for their jpeg rhinos
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:03 AM
the entire duct taped together backend for Star Shitizen collapses and the game needs another 10 years of development(edited)
that's what will happen if you do that
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 10:03 AM
sounds like fun
Percelus 05-Feb-17 10:03 AM
at best sc servers will support 70 people, and that is if a miracle happens
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 10:04 AM
hopefully if it ever launches we will have enough goons mobilized in retirement to be able to just suicide ships like that with hundreds of smaller ships
pretty sure star citizen is getting rid of their space ships all together though, FPS is lit these days guys
100 player conan server sounds hilarious though
DonkeyLips 05-Feb-17 10:16 AM
do we have a damn server yet
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 10:16 AM
Top Men are on the case
but seriously we worked until 5am EST this morning on it(edited)
DonkeyLips 05-Feb-17 10:17 AM
I don't know whwere to play...did we abandon Ark Exiles?
I loved that base
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:17 AM
@Fallout has an active server available i think
and there's also deadlaugh
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 10:18 AM
I don't know whwere to play...did we abandon Ark Exiles?

Yeah, enough bases were raided in one go that pubbies started to get mad, and one group in particular got really angry
so the admins tried to institute a really dumb rule
and goons being goons, the death spiral of spiting everyone began
Revol 05-Feb-17 10:19 AM
Do you have any ideas why you're getting a black screen?
What dumb rule
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:23 AM
couldnt raid any base that wasn't ENTIRELY at least T2
this happened because someoen so happened to get into a base because an idiot forgot to upgrade a piece to T2 or something like that
i maintain: pubbies are not human
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 10:25 AM
alright wheres the base on deadlaugh?
alextilkin 05-Feb-17 10:27 AM
i hate dumb raiding house rules on servers
just play the game fuck
every ark server I try to play on has the dumbest fucking rules and raid protection bullshit
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:28 AM
imo the only rules in a game
are the ones that can be enforced automatically, by design
as in
the game as it was fucking designed
alextilkin 05-Feb-17 10:29 AM
exactly
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:29 AM
and not bullshit verbal declarations and shit
alextilkin 05-Feb-17 10:29 AM
and it just leads to inconsistent moderation
which pisses everyone off
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:30 AM
but mommy wants to play on a peeveepee server and been a badass w/o any risk
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:30 AM
unfortunately 16 year old pubbie (ergo nonhuman) admins have a poor conception of cause and effect
and how by not being reasonable their servers will suffer in time
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 10:30 AM
If someone wants to make a verbal agree to not raid/be raided yeah sure i'll agree to that. don't be surprised when I don't honor that agreement cause your a baby bitch
alextilkin 05-Feb-17 10:30 AM
^
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:31 AM
just like irl, always get an agreement in writing
except in this case
the writing is, uh, the fucking game's code
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:31 AM
This shit stems all the way back to the blue anti pk tards that used to hang in the cemetary in UO and try to drag dreadlords in to the town guards
pve players that want to be on pvp servers to hopefully gank some noobs because pve is boring AF, but they suck too much to actually pvp
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:32 AM
yeah thats kind of what it is, aint it lmao
they have the option to opt out of PvP entirely, but they don't because they hope they can somehow manipulate it to only happen when it favors them
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 10:33 AM
^
alextilkin 05-Feb-17 10:33 AM
And whoever is running the server is surely friends with one group or another, which leads to countless house rules based on what fucks the friend group over.
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:33 AM
its like when you roll up on some fuck in rust and they plead for their life like I'm just a farmer for my group I dont pvp dont kill me while you face fuck them
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 10:33 AM
At least we know DeadLaugh admins aren't tards
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:33 AM
a farmer fuels those who aren't farming, even if that were true
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 10:33 AM
untl we get this goon server up
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:34 AM
poor verbal defense
that's a dead pubbie
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 10:34 AM
a farmer is still part of the war machine
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:34 AM
crouching naked, hidden waterpipe
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:34 AM
i'd wager killing those who supply the war machine is, in the lens of history, actually a better tactic oftentimes than taking on the machine itself
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:34 AM
kill em all
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:34 AM
#siegetactics
#starvethemout
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 10:35 AM
#totalwar
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Total War is the apt approach in these type survival games
kill em all destroy everything salt the earth
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:36 AM
end the lineage
I've never once seen a decent sized group that kicks ass ever get along well on an actively admined server in any game
admins always seem to white knight for whiners
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:37 AM
presuming they arent the whiners themselves
but it is part of what reveals many admins as children
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 10:37 AM
deadlaugh admins dont play
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:37 AM
this hilarious belief that the "underdog" should have a chance
like these games are supposed to have handicaps or some shit
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:38 AM
dont play or dont play on admin chars
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 10:38 AM
don't play on their servers
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 10:39 AM
dont belive
nobody puts time into admining an environment to make it cool just to go play somewhere else
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 10:39 AM
they have been a major Rust server fo a long time. If they were lying I'm sure they'd have been outed by now
Again, I'm sure they'd have been outed by now.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 10:41 AM
taking on the machine head on is not the way to go unless you vastly outnumber them
guerilla warfare is always the better option
either way, it took the admins all of like 6 hours to start making stupid fucking rules directly against us yesterday in that ark exiles server
and it was 3 of us who were antagonizing the base that started it, a fraction of who was really online
Solgnir 05-Feb-17 10:43 AM
man when I finally get myself moved and situated I'm gonna have fiber internet :hellyeah:
conanz for dayz
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:44 AM
pls dont replace conan w/ day-z
Solgnir 05-Feb-17 10:44 AM
prude pls i do not partake of that filth
hence the lack of a hyphen gosh U IDIOT
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 10:46 AM
[][][][][][][][][][]Goons
Prude 05-Feb-17 10:48 AM
forgot to upgrade that one wall to t2
gonna have to ban floods on any building not completely t2 on the server
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 10:54 AM
god is the worst admin floods everyones shitshacks
Deepspacebeans 05-Feb-17 10:59 AM
did we just stop playing or did we move base?
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:01 AM
dead game
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:01 AM
yeah uh we've moved on to Second Life
Second Life survival PvP sim servers
we roleplay that we're playing Rust
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:02 AM
sorry i dont have a fursuit can i still join
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:02 AM
only if you are down to wear diapers
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:02 AM
Beans, they moved the base north
I don't know where, ask in voice
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:03 AM
i got extra credit in my freshman english class in college for making a second life account
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:03 AM
but did you feel good about yourself?
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
well guess what
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
id rather have sucked someones dick
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
The server works now we just need to config it
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
did you?
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
no im not gay
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
but I was connected and it's buttery smooth
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
1-10 how buttery?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
Niiice
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
5/7 perfect butter
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
Set spoil rate to .1
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
nice
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
set durability to 10x so swords break in one hit
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:04 AM
can i make my dick size "blacl hole" ?
black hole im gay
hindered 05-Feb-17 11:05 AM
eunuchs only
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:05 AM
i want it inverted, but i still want balls
Percelus 05-Feb-17 11:06 AM
i want a mod that allows for diphallus
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:06 AM
it could be a rare thing you get or dont get on character creation
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:07 AM
I want a mod that turns my penis into a swordfish
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:07 AM
t1 raidable?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:07 AM
it is if you have steel yes
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:07 AM
i want to craft an iron codpiece
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:08 AM
can we get rimworld mods
so i can replace my dick with an advanced bionic dick
at like 120% original efficiency(edited)
Percelus 05-Feb-17 11:08 AM
being born with aposthia makes you a chosen one of the khemites
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:09 AM
@Kimsemus ETA on config time? Just trying to see if I should bother helping my friend on a different server
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:09 AM
i have hypospadias
in game
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:09 AM
I wouldn't bother, we can connect and it works we just working on a latent port issue to get it to show up publicly
like I was just on it playing
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:09 AM
Query port has to be 7777
or it won't show on the ingame browser
and voice will be fucked
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:11 AM
it is
there is fuckery going on and we've been working through problem after problem
bear with us(edited)
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:12 AM
I'll bear w/ u
posts picture of hairy ass
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:12 AM
group hug
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:13 AM
Prude if I wanted to see your asshole i'd go to nsfw
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:13 AM
Percelus 05-Feb-17 11:14 AM
🐐
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:15 AM
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:15 AM
to quote the mans hairy asshole "fuck the mods"
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:16 AM
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:17 AM
~ The Dalai Lama
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:17 AM
-Sun Tzu
Solgnir 05-Feb-17 11:17 AM
-Taylor Swift
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:19 AM
-Michael Scott
Percelus 05-Feb-17 11:22 AM
-Jayden Smith
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:22 AM
-Wheres the goon server
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:22 AM
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:26 AM
this is the type of coordination we need
Hammerstein 05-Feb-17 11:30 AM
anyone wanna try the EU server I rented and if it works ?

89.163.204.50:38816
Hanpan 05-Feb-17 11:34 AM
@Hammerstein it shows up in the server list just fine
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 11:39 AM
@Kimsemus Is the server up yet?
@forge IS THE SERVER UP YET?
forge 05-Feb-17 11:40 AM
no
you didnt work hard enough
server not up
last i saw someone was messing with the ini or something for settings
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:41 AM
xxxxxx
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:41 AM
keep fucking playing with me
keep fucking with me
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:41 AM
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:42 AM
you blot that shit
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:43 AM
simple simon ass mother fuckers
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:43 AM
wesley snipes is so good in that movie
Martout 05-Feb-17 11:46 AM
getting on your server hammerstein
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:47 AM
i'm gonna sacrifice more pubbies to yog
Martout 05-Feb-17 11:49 AM
hmm I can find the server but it won't let me connect for some reason
forge 05-Feb-17 11:49 AM
region lock out?
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 11:51 AM
Are they seriously region locking shit now? Is this why I can only get responses from EU servers?
forge 05-Feb-17 11:51 AM
probably
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:51 AM
server admins can set region locks
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 11:51 AM
^
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 11:52 AM
the server list is ass regardless of region locks or not
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:54 AM
good aftergoon
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:54 AM
hi
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 11:55 AM
Someone on reddit posted a breakdown on how stats work
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:55 AM
link? i dont want to trawl
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:55 AM
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:56 AM
i think that's what I was talking about yesterday
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:57 AM
interesting
i learned a little about the game lore last night when i was dicking around on a single player server... its odd
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:57 AM
so for strength and accuracy it is pretty much a % point in increased damage bought
Only lore thing I found so far was imp cave
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
right at the spawn there is a pillar that glows
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
you never noticed that?
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
Definitely has cool exploration stuff in it though
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
those are the undead giant things talking. and usually see a dead dude with a note and waterskin
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
i found XXLOREPLACEHOLDER_15 on a NPC
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
I like the voiceovers in their books
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
was pretty immersive
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
then later a dead dude with the giant flying bat and a note
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 11:58 AM
You can find notes from the lady in the opening cinematic
I just found the #3 note
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:59 AM
yeah in her camp
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:59 AM
there's lots of weird named shit per the admin panel
Commoners 05-Feb-17 11:59 AM
right out of spawn htere's a little camp w/ a bedroll and a note
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:59 AM
you can find waterpacks near the spawn too
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 11:59 AM
Basically get vitality , grit, and encumberance
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:59 AM
yea that dmg gain is awful
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
He had a weird way of calculating it
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
STR would only be useful in cases where you have a totally fucking absurd amount of it
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
It's a lot simpler to say strength gives 1% weapon damage per point
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
i calculated it as being awful by taking same amount of hits on a hyena at 0 and at 50
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
in which case you are so far behind on vitality that it doesn't matter
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
50 is the maximum you can have and made no difference in amount of swings to kill
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:00 PM
oh stats cap out at 50?
hahaha
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
Apparently stats cost more the higher they get?
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
and that would be 0 in everything else
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
yep
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
yes
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
yes they do, but you also get more points per level
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
They just incentivizing spreading points out
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
except not in str or acc cause they are shit
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
Im not sure how the defense calcs work
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:01 PM
Yeah I'm interested in what armor does
because if it's a flat reduction, getting 50 agility would be boss even if it's just 1 per point
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
50 agi means no points in anything else
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
agility doesn't raise your armor at all right now
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
vs someone with 25 vit 25 grit 25 encumberance i think youd be boned
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
oh yeah
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
I'd be tempted to just stack vital at this rate.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
who the fuck stacks 25 encumberance
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
me
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
you're a beast
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:02 PM
buildermans unite
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
you carry like 800 stones at 10-12 encumberance
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
Packmule
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
my stones are big
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
25 is like elephant level encumberance
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
gotta make it so if i die nobody can loot my entire corpse
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
LOL
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:03 PM
heavy armor is pretty....heavy
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:04 PM
yeah but agility is supposed to mitigate that
not encumberance.. right?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:04 PM
no, I mean as in the weight
not the movement speed
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:04 PM
I thought agility was going to increase armor effectiveness
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:04 PM
Yeah
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:04 PM
(agility doesn't do anything atm, not even movement speed)
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:04 PM
It just adds to your am
Armour
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:05 PM
no, it doesn't
it does literally nothing
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:05 PM
212 HP 30 Strength 6 swings to kill vitality user
vs
560 HP 30 Vitaility 3 Swings to kill Strength User
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:06 PM
Agility is also SUPPOSED to increase Poise, which is knockdown resistance
It doesn't
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:06 PM
Vitality mans unite
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 12:07 PM
what do yo uget from dragons
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 12:07 PM
blood
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:07 PM
Dragonitis
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 12:07 PM
which is used for some shit
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 12:07 PM
dragon dick desu
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 12:08 PM
Wonder how you would go about building a trap base in this gaem
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:08 PM
with tier 2+ shit
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:08 PM
Isn't dragon blood used in Explosive Jars?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:08 PM
yes
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:09 PM
We need a server we can all just settle on playing.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:09 PM
yeah they are working on it
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:09 PM
Because fuck this is boring
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:09 PM
i wonder if some goons are working on setting up a goon server
StingraY 05-Feb-17 12:09 PM
Goon server will be ready in 30th minutes
Commoners 05-Feb-17 12:09 PM
said no one ever
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
said kimsemus 12 hours ago
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
24 hours ago
StingraY 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
Said in the thread like 12... Yea
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
xdd
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
Mods Lied, Server Died
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:10 PM
when they get it up and running
funcom will drop a server patch
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 12:11 PM
it is STILL dead?
hindered 05-Feb-17 12:11 PM
its mostly working, just trying to get it on the server browser now
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 12:11 PM
Better yet, they'll release the linux server and make their work all for naught.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:11 PM
nyfrin you wanna sqad with me
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 12:11 PM
didn't that other guy have that issue?
from last night
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 12:12 PM
Erm, where? I'm playing around single player.
hindered 05-Feb-17 12:12 PM
we got it on the server browser once
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:12 PM
Who the fuck doesn't start with releasing Linux servers.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:12 PM
funcom
thus the week long hellfest that is conan release was born
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:13 PM
They got that sweet hosting money from ping perfect. Sold their server soul
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:13 PM
then fired them
:getout:
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:14 PM
At least their smart enough to have a get out of dodge clause in their contract. Have they pulled the ping perfect advertising on the splash screen yet?
Deepspacebeans 05-Feb-17 12:14 PM
what's the server name going to be?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:14 PM
yes
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:14 PM
[USA][No Euros][10x RATES][NO GRIEFING][3x3 BASES ONLY][24/7 ACTIVE MODS]Fun Server
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:15 PM
lol
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 12:15 PM
420QuickscopeNoScopeHeadshotsOnlyMeatlockerPVPRPERP[USA][G00N]
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:15 PM
What ARE the rates going to be, by the way? 2x is really nice
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:15 PM
2x gather 3x xp it looks like, not set in stone yet.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:16 PM
5x was too high and would have gotten boring REAL fast
Evike 05-Feb-17 12:16 PM
idk its fun to test things
im on high servers right now just kind of learning how to build
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:16 PM
testing can be done offline
Evike 05-Feb-17 12:16 PM
meh
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:17 PM
Most populated EU server is 2x gather 4x xp
kutale 05-Feb-17 12:17 PM
i can't get anyone to join me on my offline server and testing is more fun with friends
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:17 PM
cool...but uh the goon server isn't for testing as far as I know
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:17 PM
the goon server is very much experimental
seeing as it's running windows server files in linux
kutale 05-Feb-17 12:18 PM
i don't think Bonapartisan was advocating for 5x on the goon server
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:18 PM
I mean as far as setting rates high to test in game stuff
Evike 05-Feb-17 12:18 PM
no, im not.
but i mean our roaming around to servers has really just been testing and dicking around so
huh this server has 2hr reboots as a feature apparently.
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:19 PM
Hazlen. Do you own the box? If so, why no hypervisor?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:19 PM
it's a good idea I guess, the game works WAY better after a restart
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 12:19 PM
are you guys using WINE to run it lol?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:20 PM
yes
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 12:20 PM
Evike 05-Feb-17 12:20 PM
"Cotton Pickers by SurvivalServers.com"
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 12:20 PM
moving up dat memberlist
Evike 05-Feb-17 12:21 PM
:cat stare:
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:21 PM
Surely it's easier to just spin up a windows server on the Base Linux distro?
Something like Xenserver
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 12:22 PM
His server is a linux base
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:22 PM
I'd throw one up at work if my colleague wasn't such a snooping asshole.
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 12:22 PM
Mine used to be, then I just threw ESX on it and have several nix\win servers
Tangerine 05-Feb-17 12:23 PM
That's what I'm advocating here. Virtualise your servers!
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 12:23 PM
It sounds like its a Linux server running WINE to run the Windows server files
hindered 05-Feb-17 12:23 PM
^yup
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 12:23 PM
If you spin up a Windows VM... then you have to deal with Windows
and with the amount of resources this game probably sucks, you probably want as few layers of abstraction as possible.
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Not really, I had a server running in AWS and it ran like a dream
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:31 PM
conan exiles server
?
HAIL KING BEAR 05-Feb-17 12:31 PM
yup
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:32 PM
servers run like a dream with low pop and right aftger they restart
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:32 PM
The server actually runs and we can connect to it, just not showing in the steam server browser
it actually runs really well for running in wine
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 12:33 PM
Is the IP posted somewhere. I am bored and want to murder turtles.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:33 PM
baby turtles
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:33 PM
no because we're having to reboot it and shit so it's pointless to get goons on it right now
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 12:34 PM
ah ok
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 12:34 PM
id just play on ike a 5x or whatever and dick around
until you see a milion @s in the channel
about it being up
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:34 PM
yeah just go fuck around on high rate servers until it's up
soon™
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 12:34 PM
they've got gaben and blizzard on it
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
all star team
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
Top Men
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
it'll launch with HL3
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
they are just keeping us off so they can build a cool base before we can
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
yeah
they are spawning in t3 foundations to claim the best spots
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
basically
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
the real early access starts here
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 12:35 PM
someone @ me when its up
or whatever
i want to hear ringing and bells and shit
StingraY 05-Feb-17 12:36 PM
@tekneek will dol
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 12:42 PM
guess i auth'd on another goon discord
how do i join
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:43 PM
we are currently waiting for a goon server to be deployed join random high rate server to get good at the game
while you wait
patiently
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 12:43 PM
heard about the linux server
kutale 05-Feb-17 12:43 PM
anything good?
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 12:44 PM
hacked together with twine and shipping tape
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:44 PM
i just joined it and got kicked so they werent lying about it being almost ready
🐷
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:50 PM
lol
you can shoot bows underwater
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 12:51 PM
HELL yeah
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:51 PM
someone was trying to run from me and a friend in the water since you normally can'
t attack them. Friend was like...let me try the bow. Dead
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 12:52 PM
nice
have they fixed being unable to loot stuff in water yet
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 12:52 PM
apparently yes
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
wait
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
nou
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
are we not playing on the x2 server anymore?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
who knows
ask in voice i guess
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
Luigi?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
what
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:00 PM
we done with the x2 server?
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 01:01 PM
no
I'm on with a friend on a different server
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:01 PM
oh
Fallout 05-Feb-17 01:07 PM
I think we're really close to solving the server issue
no promises though
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:07 PM
peg mE
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:11 PM
wtf
Apparently everyone quit that server after i left
Even when i had found the best spot for a base ever
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:12 PM
Attention, exiles: A new patch has been released! Please update your clients and community servers.
Picer 05-Feb-17 01:13 PM
I wonder how the goonserver will handle updates
When its forced on to linux
My bet? It wont.
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:16 PM
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:17 PM
so the way to go is emu slaughter apparently
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:17 PM
emus and human exiles from my calculs
kutale 05-Feb-17 01:17 PM
emu slaughter to corruption spider caves
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:18 PM
is goon server gonna have avatars on?
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 01:18 PM
antelopes are decent too, lot of them around
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:18 PM
but they run around
kutale 05-Feb-17 01:19 PM
if you have the patience to chase antelopes, you deserve 4x xp
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:19 PM
especially if the server is lagging and they are teleporting
kutale 05-Feb-17 01:20 PM
although when it lags you can get 4 or 5 hits on them before the startle
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:20 PM
yea but how many actually register
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 01:20 PM
do emus run or fight back?
kutale 05-Feb-17 01:20 PM
yeah true
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:20 PM
fight back
kutale 05-Feb-17 01:21 PM
emus also seem to only do power attacks that knock you back so they're not a pleasant fight
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 01:21 PM
The Cutlass and Falcata should not be able to damage T1 buildings anymore.
Thought that was a little weird.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:22 PM
"any more"?
was there a patch?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 01:22 PM
Just a few minutes ago
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:22 PM
nice of steam to not even show it
i told you guys when the server was near ready funcom would drop a patch
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 01:23 PM
Network usage optimizations
Server Performance optimizations
Server memory usage optimizations
Upgraded from sqlite 3.9.2 to 3.16.2
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 01:23 PM
Antelope is best
they don't fight back
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 01:23 PM
Emus are easy though
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 01:23 PM
sqlite....
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:24 PM
also for the XP system
upgrading alters gives fucking tons of XP
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:24 PM
emus are easy yeah
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:24 PM
like.. 5 levels at level 20
and its easy considering they fucking disappear on restarts
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 01:24 PM
you didn't paste the whole patch notes
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 01:25 PM
No, I didn't.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 01:25 PM
Network usage optimizations
Server Performance optimizations
Server memory usage optimizations
Upgraded from sqlite 3.9.2 to 3.16.2
Players with high strength should now be able to knock out NPCs with the truncheon instead of killing them.
The Cutlass and Falcata should not be able to damage T1 buildings anymore.
Players should now be able to join password protected games from Steam Server List.
Fixed steam://connect/ip handling - Steam connect works now so that sites such as www.topconanservers.com should work properly now.
Fixed an issue in the Land Claim system that could allow players to build too close to other players. This may result in some lost building pieces if they overlap into land that had already been claimed by another player.
We have had some issues with the game state getting corrupt on servers in certain cases. We have made the interactions with the game database more robust, and added regular checks for its integrity during runtime. We have also fixed some cases where this would happen, but are still investigating if there are other potential occurrences.
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 05-Feb-17 01:25 PM
Feel free to.
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 01:25 PM
what a nub
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:25 PM
taking shit out of context should be a crime
so did they retool strength?
or did they retool the stick
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 01:26 PM
Probably just the stick
to not do damage
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:26 PM
thats good
many a t3 thralls were killed
duster 05-Feb-17 01:27 PM
did this update throw a wrench in the server?
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 01:27 PM
The Cutlass and Falcata should not be able to damage T1 buildings anymore. -- RIP
Can't raid until you hit pretty high lvl
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:28 PM
just do detroit style house break ins
duster 05-Feb-17 01:28 PM
yea
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:28 PM
wait for someone to go inside and start crafting, wait at the door
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 01:28 PM
oh, hey picer
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:28 PM
when they open the door you go in hammers swinging
duster 05-Feb-17 01:28 PM
yep that is the best way
and people always have a roof or ledge to jump out of
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:29 PM
yeah, people will very rarely have a box with no exits
although I have 100% done that in the past
make it just as hard for raiders to get out as it is to get in, good base design
duster 05-Feb-17 01:29 PM
so lol you get steel weapons and then you raid t1 forts/homes
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
hahaha
duster 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
to only get fucking stones and twine
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
cutlass was 28 wasnt it?
steel swords are 30
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
fiber is a bitch to get from what I've seen
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
c
duster 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
yea fucking lmao
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
may totally be worth it to do fiber raids
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
so not much difference other than materials you need to carry aroud to repair shit
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
on the waepons
thats what i love about the yog spears
you get repair materials from your victims
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:30 PM
yeah
duster 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
i mean, if you can't raid people till lv 30
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
Apparently those set arrows are dirt cheap to make
duster 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
lmao whats the point
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
i am very much in the minority on this
but i think bows rock in this game
even the shitty ass t1
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
hammers are fucking hilarious to use
duster 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
if there isnt' lag maybe
hammers own
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
even fi there isn't lag they're so easy to dodge
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:31 PM
against one guy yeah
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
they look like the power hammer from super mario bros and everything when you charge them
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
i wouldnt pvp 1v1 with a bow
but hunting in eventually in larger scale pvp
and*
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
we were chain KDing people last night with three of us with hammers
duster 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
hammers on 5 dudes will rekt a team of 10 dudes without hammers
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
yup
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
yeah
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
the knockdown gives you room to run from one guy while stunlocking another
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
the only thing a bow is good for in pvp is killing runners
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
yeah
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:32 PM
solo that is
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
although
duster 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
you don't get runners with hammers
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
archer thralls fucking own
if you put them up high
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
if you want to start hunting rhinos naked
at like lvl 5
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
and if you're working in a team like you should, runners aren't a problem
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
bow is the way forward
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
because you just leapfrog the chaser
duster 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
goddamnit commoners you coward, why didn't you get me unbanned
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:33 PM
run them down to 0 stamina, have one person just stand there and regen, have the other person engage with almost full stamina
duster 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
all i said was "i want to lick your tummy"
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
They were biting at any reason to get me banned too
duster 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
should be easy to get me unbanned
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
So there was 0% chance of you getting unbanned
Admin gave me a warning for killing two people higher level than me with a hammer
And then didn't do anythign whe na level 30 with steel came and started camping me
duster 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
lmao
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
~admin bias~
duster 05-Feb-17 01:34 PM
if i was there, we would have killed that lv 30
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:35 PM
I hope goon admins are very hands off with exception to flagrant cheaters
duster 05-Feb-17 01:35 PM
but nope, you couldn't stick up for me
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:35 PM
Some things aren't worth fighting for, mr. duster
a terrible server and trying to get someone unbanned from it are one of those things
Biggest problem was that he was lagging like mad too
duster 05-Feb-17 01:36 PM
all i wanted to do was lick tummies
sol 05-Feb-17 01:36 PM
where you gonna lick tummies now?
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:36 PM
So I'd land a hammer strike and he'd lay down on the ground, I'd hit him again, get blood, and then he'd be stood up backstabbing me dark souls style
duster 05-Feb-17 01:36 PM
idk mang idk, i can't find a streamer server that isn't in russia or fucking australia
its like all these americans are preparing for super bowl parties
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:37 PM
you can sidestep dodge out of the hammer stun effect if you do it right
like animation canceling i guess
duster 05-Feb-17 01:37 PM
yea but it doesn't save you from getting your tummy licked
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:38 PM
it does if it doesnt stunlock you
when the hammer hits you and you're flying backwards if you sidestep dodge it pulls you out of the stun and dodges you
but if you fuck the timing then you're stuck in the stun and wasted stamina
sol 05-Feb-17 01:39 PM
do you dodge after it hits you? or right before?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:39 PM
after
if you do it before the hammer hits you and you still get stunned
depending on lag
sol 05-Feb-17 01:40 PM
sounds forgiving knowing that's how it works, but i doubt id have ever figured out the timing on my own
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:40 PM
it helps that last night i spent like 30 minutes trying to dodge a hammer crazed goon on the turbo server
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:41 PM
sonic the hedgehog enver foregert
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:41 PM
lol
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:41 PM
I managed to hammer three people off the cliff
before filling goonhouse with corpses
I managed to eat ~280 body parts before the food poisoning killed me
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:41 PM
lmfao
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:41 PM
from that giant body sack
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:42 PM
i tried to put them all on my body and die to get rid of them
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:42 PM
hahaha
when your body dissolved it turned into another body bag
with your body subsumed into it
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:42 PM
haha
Fallout 05-Feb-17 01:42 PM
admin should just spawn Yog and start yelling, "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT"
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 01:45 PM
I FIND YOU WANTING
duster 05-Feb-17 01:48 PM
i would just blast Get Schwifty over in game comms and hope i don't get banned
Commoners 05-Feb-17 01:48 PM
get schwifty while butchering everyone
duster 05-Feb-17 01:49 PM
i want funcom to put in pooping, peeing, and puking like in AoC
so i can teabag a dude and shit on his face
holy moly
vanityset 05-Feb-17 01:56 PM
dude his visor is kick ass
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 01:56 PM
we're all soldiers now
Percelus 05-Feb-17 01:57 PM
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 01:58 PM
shit yeah i got him to put his shit back on
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 02:00 PM
CANT BUST THE KRUST DESU
FREE DRAD 2017 DESU
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 02:00 PM
()()()()9====Dwheres the goon servr
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:01 PM
hes trying to join a server called "ethrandian lands"
are we stream sniping or nah
"its just us 3 right now i think we'll be alright"
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:03 PM
If we all get same spawn we need to roll in punching him
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:03 PM
ill see if i can pull the server list up since i dont have its ip
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:04 PM
elandrian lands
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:04 PM
get'em boys
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 02:06 PM
I cant see it on the server list
inkel 05-Feb-17 02:07 PM
me neither
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 02:08 PM
I see it now
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 02:21 PM
@here is anyone a smartymans when it comes to linux firewalls
Riso 05-Feb-17 02:21 PM
we have #tech for that
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 02:22 PM
how about if you chat with deez nuts
StingraY 05-Feb-17 02:22 PM
30 minutes
vanityset 05-Feb-17 02:22 PM
>The Cutlass and Falcata should not be able to damage T1 buildings anymore.
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 02:22 PM
I could probably help @Kimsemus
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 02:22 PM
kk rainbow sec
forge 05-Feb-17 02:25 PM
whats the problem you are having and ill try to help
also post the output of the iptables
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Most of the stats are already clear for us, but some were still vague(strength & acc).
After a lot of testing on green black widow spiders(197 hp) all the stats seems clear.
Here is how each stat can be calculated
Strength(Melee Damage)
weapon dmg + (weapon dmg (points in strength / 100)) = melee dmg
example with a stone sword (30 dmg) and 10 strength points
30 + (30
(10/100)) = 33 melee dmg
Agility(Defense)
armour defense + (points in agility) = defense
example with full light armour and 10 def points
23 + 10 = 33 defense
Vitality(HP)
base health + 12 points in Vitality = HP
example with 10 Vitality points
200 + 12
10 = 320 HP
Acc(Range Damage)
range dmg = bow dmg + arrow dmg = range dmg
range dmg + (range dmg (points in accuracy/ 100)) = range dmg
example with a hunting bow (22 dmg) and flinthead arrows (16dmg) and 10 Accuracy points
22 + 16 = 38
38 + (38
(10/100)) = 41.8 range damage
Grit(Stamina)
base stamina + 3 points in Grit = Stamina
example with 10 Grit points
100 + 3
10 = 130 Stamina
Encumbrance
base encumbrance + 7 points in Encumbrance = Encumbrance
example with 10 Encumbrance points
70 + 7
10 = 140 Encumbrance
Survival
water base rate = 5 points p/m -- food base rate = 3.5 points p/m
water base rate - (0.08 survival points) = water metabolize rate
food base rate - (0.056
survival points) = food metabolize rate
example with 25 survival points
5 - (0.08 25) = 3 water points p/m
3.5 - (0.056
25) = 2.1 food points p/m
.
hope this helps with deciding if you want to become an range attack or melee attack.
highest melee weapon: 76 dmg
highest range weapon combo: 63
forge let me just add you to channel
Pinned a message.
forge 05-Feb-17 02:27 PM
im no pro
but i have to deal with this sometimes
so i can at least try and help
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 02:27 PM
accept my request
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:33 PM
this should be pinned as well if its not
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5s94os/comprehensiveexpvaluescraftingand_harvesting/?st=iyt214ky&sh=e0c904b6
whoever posted that first
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:35 PM
conans got a new patch
sol 05-Feb-17 02:35 PM
they heard goon server was almost up
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:35 PM
so what that means for the server I don't know
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 02:36 PM
it means the server will be up Soon
on Tuesday
in August
2019
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:37 PM
2022*
just before star citizen launches into alpha
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 02:37 PM
2202
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 02:40 PM
why would it mean anything for the goon server?
it....wouldn't
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 02:44 PM
On break at work goon server ready yet?
kutale 05-Feb-17 02:44 PM
vanityset 05-Feb-17 02:45 PM
stop trolling
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:45 PM
fuckin troll
Commoners 05-Feb-17 02:45 PM
if you wanna get in that boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll
Fallout 05-Feb-17 02:49 PM
@Spookykid (Trogdor) -a- goon server is working
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 02:49 PM
not the goon server
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 02:54 PM
#notmygoonserver
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 02:55 PM
It's for filthy euro's like me
Not proud, upstanding 'mericans like yourselves
Martout 05-Feb-17 02:56 PM
60 ping is a lot more enjoyable than 200 though, even for filthy euros
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 02:56 PM
Even if you have to run from the crocs again
Fallout 05-Feb-17 02:57 PM
oh, not that EU one
I was talking about Lash's
it's Murrican
in Texas
Picer 05-Feb-17 02:57 PM
so we now have two goon servers, with another one comming?
I mean, i can see the eu/us thing
but still, that seems a bit much
Fallout 05-Feb-17 02:58 PM
well no one's on this other one yet, just Lash's friends, like 7 dudes
Picer 05-Feb-17 02:58 PM
Id join an EU server though, if enough eugoons are playing
I kinda doubt it though
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 02:59 PM
Right now there's 8 of us or so I think
Picer 05-Feb-17 03:00 PM
I was hoping like, 20
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 03:00 PM
Just building up. I think Thulsa is planning to advertise it to pubbies tomorrow after we set up
well, it's been up for 3 hours
Martout 05-Feb-17 03:00 PM
yeah it's kind of fresh
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 03:01 PM
I only just got iron tools up
Picer 05-Feb-17 03:03 PM
whats the stats on the server?
and x?
*any
Martout 05-Feb-17 03:03 PM
vanilla for now I think
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:07 PM
what server is this?
Martout 05-Feb-17 03:08 PM
Riddle of Steel EU server
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 03:12 PM
the most infuriating thing about the game right now is that it doesn't keep your spawn location when you die. So if you forget to click the bed well then fuck you
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 03:13 PM
hey guys is there gonna be a goon server
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 03:13 PM
i hope so
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:13 PM
i dont know but id rather play officials
when they go live
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:13 PM
id rather play with myself
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 03:13 PM
Id rather kill myself
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 03:14 PM
hey its me, your noose
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:14 PM
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:14 PM
look i just want to be on a server with goons, idk which one
I don't care which one, either
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:14 PM
same, idk what the ip address is for this riddle thing
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:14 PM
just
fucking tired of moving around and around and restarting
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 03:15 PM
We have our top autists working on the new server
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:15 PM
same, idk what the ip address is for this riddle thing

[NOPE NOT THIS](edited)
I think?
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:15 PM
oh wait i got an update to dl
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:16 PM
yeah that update may or may not break your shit
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:16 PM
sad!
Martout 05-Feb-17 03:17 PM
the update made it so I can't connect to the server I was just on 😦
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:17 PM
same
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:17 PM
yeah same
Martout 05-Feb-17 03:17 PM
it puts me on a server called BARBS&BABES
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:17 PM
VERY NAICE
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:17 PM
now i'm being directed to a password-protected server?
Martout 05-Feb-17 03:18 PM
a funcom patch!
lics 05-Feb-17 03:18 PM
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:19 PM
harley rules
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 03:19 PM
Big if true
Alexander DeLarge 05-Feb-17 03:19 PM
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:20 PM
well stop trolling the honest hard working devs
and you wont get banned
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 03:21 PM
wher gon serv
duster 05-Feb-17 03:21 PM
add sduster on steam to join a server with twitch streamer and dungeon defender 2 dev
i'm trollin them
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:21 PM
if the patch didnt fuck your client
duster 05-Feb-17 03:21 PM
that ist he retarded fuck we are fucking with
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 03:21 PM
That actually sounds good
Yall should do it
@here
Sylauxe 05-Feb-17 03:23 PM
doin it
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 03:25 PM
I'm still running into version issues
nevermind, joining from in the game itself worked
kutale 05-Feb-17 03:30 PM
Elandrian Lands 45.35.132.78:7877
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 03:31 PM
Throw me an @ when yall start messing with him, Id like to watch
TEKNOIR 05-Feb-17 03:33 PM
WTF is that nerd fuckign wearing?!
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:33 PM
a badass visor
TEKNOIR 05-Feb-17 03:34 PM
riiight.
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:34 PM
has anyone got an explanation for the visor yet
like, what it DOES
TEKNOIR 05-Feb-17 03:34 PM
Progaming
.i gaming glasses
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 03:34 PM
its a nerd hud for RL
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:35 PM
people make the weirdest server names
"Legends of Sorbo"
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:37 PM
excuse me this is a serious rp server based on hercules travels
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:37 PM
guys
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:37 PM
do not bully
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:37 PM
i found a serverfor your black dudes
"Stormfront RP"
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 03:37 PM
HELL yeah
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:37 PM
as if everyone in here arent members
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 03:38 PM
This is an alt right Discord after all
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:38 PM
jk im only an ironic stormfront member
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 03:39 PM
im only ironically blazing's friend
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:39 PM
im NOT racist guys
i ironically post on stormfront
you know, for the lols
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 03:41 PM
wait the super bowl is today?
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:41 PM
yeah man
GoGoGadget 05-Feb-17 03:42 PM
lol oh well
Not like I'd watch it up it's already almost 11 PM here anyway. Gonna be a lot of tired people at work tomorrow
up = butts
BUT NOT ME good night fair goons, good luck gettnig the main goon server up
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 03:43 PM
good night friend
Evike 05-Feb-17 03:44 PM
Pvp server called "US Stygian Refugees [Noob Friendly]"
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 03:48 PM
ok thats actually pretty funny
Bchad 05-Feb-17 03:54 PM
Are we still in dead laugh
@GoGoGadget
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:55 PM
@An Angry Luigi

BUT NOT ME good night fair goons

Good timing imo
Bchad 05-Feb-17 03:56 PM
So are we are still on dead laugh
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 03:56 PM
I'm on the EU Riddle of Steel server along with a couple other goons
i think some are still on deadlaugh tho?
and fallout has a friend with a server and he's been luring in people too
so basically everybody's fragmented and just waiting for the One True Goon Server now
Bchad 05-Feb-17 03:58 PM
That's fine but I like killing pubbies and don't think the server is going to happen until funcom releases the Linux binaries
And even when it does I'd like to then take the deadlaugh crew to an official instead of to goon island
hindered 05-Feb-17 04:02 PM
should by very very soon for goon server
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:03 PM
soontm
vanityset 05-Feb-17 04:03 PM
valve time
hindered 05-Feb-17 04:03 PM
probably 2 more restarts
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 04:03 PM
should by very very soon for goon server

do you want me to pull up yesterday's chat log and just wave that everywhere
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:04 PM
I have stopped believing
It's all a scam
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:04 PM
D e a d l a u g h
hindered 05-Feb-17 04:04 PM
please donate to our paypal
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:05 PM
If you want the goon server, send me some money on paypal
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
Ok
@everyone
The Goon server is going to continue taking a while
In the mean time, @Bchad is going to be on Deadlaugh
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
linux still being bad? or something else
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
Yes
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
*Not linux being bad
being able to use linux
Kriegman 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
For fucks sake Im gonna spin us server
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
So @everyone play on Deadlaugh
Kriegman 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
Incompetent nerds
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
No, dont volunteer to run a server
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
We are just doing the final touches now.
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:09 PM
We appreciate it but no
Get with @Bchad
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
our top autists failed?
calvus 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
A wild Krieg enters the field
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
Play on DeadLaugh
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
lol
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
x incompetent
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
We got the issues sorted out with it not showing up in the server browser.
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
If its full, we will set up a second group on a second server
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
ill join Deadlaugh
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
hi everybody
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
But we had to blow away the config and stuff
Lancek 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
Funcom failed when they negged on their linux server support so 🤷
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
which deadlaugh is it
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
so we are manually reconfiguring stuff
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
2x
And yes Funcom buttrammed us hard
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:10 PM
@Ruggan its the deadluagh 2x
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
So to summarize
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
Dreadlaugh u say?
Okies
Omw home
Done work be on soon
Kriegman 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
So there is no linux dedicated binaries?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
no
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
Deadlaugh 2x with @Bchad. When it is full, we will do a second group.
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
will get on deadlaugh but may do my own thing for right now idk
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
Pinned a message.
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
no, we are running the windows binaries under WINE
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
I'll hop on Deadlaff
Kriegman 05-Feb-17 04:11 PM
shit
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:12 PM
Deadraugh
kutale 05-Feb-17 04:12 PM
can i get an IP for deadlarf
Kriegman 05-Feb-17 04:12 PM
I was gonna fire up my linode account and spin up 32GB RAM centos
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:12 PM
thats $$ though
We have a good dedicated server
we just have to restore the config settings we had to blow away
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 04:13 PM
Rainbowserver new goon server?
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:13 PM
http://deadlaugh.com/conanexiles/ - Conan Exiles 2x | 162.248.92.106:27502
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:13 PM
Pinned a message.
Yes but even then
Our primary goal is officials/big privates
giggity
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:14 PM
Its the server TT is working on
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 04:14 PM
i made a conan deadlaugh channel
join me whoever wants to get on
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 04:15 PM
im actually like
90% sure its close this time
for real
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
im 90% sure im gay
hindered 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
its fine though, go have fun on another server
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
Yea, go hyave fun on a server
and when its up! its up
and then you can join
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
Gonna play on another server and burn out
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
problem with deadlaugh is its 10clan size
dudeness 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
go get a step dad, real dad will get out of prison when he gets out
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
Yea BMW on deadlaugh is already full
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
hey guys I heard there may be ag oon server
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
they were full at like 8am this morning
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
is that true
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:16 PM
no
no goon server here
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 04:17 PM
Ugh, :effort:
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:17 PM
wai
wait
what
thats another deathlaugh server?=
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:17 PM
there are 3 of them
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:17 PM
I got charactercreation 😮
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:18 PM
Theres a 2x, normal... and another one I forget
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:19 PM
But
this is the server i was one earlier
did it whipe?
wtf?
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 04:19 PM
wipe*
whipe is what you do after you poop
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:19 PM
Right now i feel that was a rather fitting spellingerror
also
fu
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 04:20 PM
lol
i love you too
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:21 PM
ah
now it worked
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:21 PM
Nice
We can create separate groups for noe
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 04:21 PM
hey picer, where are you playing at?
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:21 PM
And later figure out how to make a a shared base plan through each group getting a work shop and door
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:21 PM
[11:13 PM] Future: http://deadlaugh.com/conanexiles/ - Conan Exiles 2x | 162.248.92.106:27502
DeadLaugh
Conan Exiles Info
i know how future
got on voice
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:22 PM
Future that will work as long as no group puts down thralls
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 04:22 PM
where are we building? I'm at the two statues
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:22 PM
We are going to run into a clan sizing problem every where so coming up with a good solution now would be ideal
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 04:22 PM
so whats the status on goon server?
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:22 PM
Even officials cap at 22
Goon server will be ready when it's ready
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
Pinned a message.
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
As i said Future
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
I wouldn't wait for it
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
i got a sollution
Get on voicechat
and ill show you
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
Ok sweet picer what is it
Ok brt
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
The goon server was sacrificed to Yogg
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 04:23 PM
well i haven't but we're still on deadlaughs or whatever right?
cuz i got a sweet pyramid going there
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:26 PM
Hell yeah
Picer tell Cynthia I'm wrangling my kid right now
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 04:27 PM
Picer 05-Feb-17 04:28 PM
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 04:29 PM
jesus christ deadlaugh is completely full
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 04:33 PM
oh is that why I can't connect?
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 04:34 PM
yeah
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 04:35 PM
Yeah I'm stuck outside too
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:36 PM
GOON SERVER HYPE
Bchad 05-Feb-17 04:37 PM
We can play two servers at once
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 04:37 PM
2/70 goon server
whats going on
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:37 PM
We are trying to get a head start.
lol
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 04:37 PM
the server i had started on hasn't taken off
its only 8/50
its !Fresh 2/4 2X Gather Full Nudity by SurvivalServers.com
when i go to find server @ 162.248.92.106:27502 it says its not responding
for dreadlaugh
anyone wanna come help populate this server? 167.114.100.220:38415
!Fresh 2/4 2X Gather Full Nudity by SurvivalServers.com
Palmer Eldritch 05-Feb-17 04:42 PM
every single server I add by IP address just says not responding
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 04:43 PM
omg its eldritch palmer?
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:43 PM
You have to add the port number as well
PartyAlarm 05-Feb-17 04:43 PM
Rainbow, can you post your server info again?
I'll play on it
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:44 PM
Not "my" server, its the elusive goon server
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:44 PM
the real goon server is up?
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:44 PM
Its up. Just finishing touches it.
Have to get the nudity added, figure out the admin password, couple other things.
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:44 PM
nice
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:44 PM
Shows up in steam/game browser/etc because that was the issue before
StingraY 05-Feb-17 04:44 PM
Lies until I'm on it
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:45 PM
So we are changing one thing at a time and verifying that everything still works
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:45 PM
avatars enabled?
rpers only?
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:45 PM
no base raiding, etc
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:45 PM
perfect
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 04:46 PM
server.hugbox on
inkel 05-Feb-17 04:46 PM
maxclansize = 2
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:46 PM
PVE
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 04:46 PM
max dong size = unlimited
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 04:47 PM
if your dong doesn't drag in the sand just lol
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 04:48 PM
"tripod"
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 04:48 PM
improves bow accuracy by 69%
duster 05-Feb-17 04:48 PM
make sure to put "Twitch RP" in the title
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 04:49 PM
yes
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 04:52 PM
would anyone still happen to have a gmg coupon?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 04:52 PM
just showed my wife's 20 year old cousin who is living with us to go to college my penis
of my character lmfao
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 04:53 PM
👀
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 04:54 PM
anyone wanna come help me build?
!Fresh 2/4 2X Gather Full Nudity by SurvivalServers.com
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:13 PM
so why is this game intent on joining the wrong server from steamservers
kutale 05-Feb-17 05:14 PM
Kutale, I strongly hope you keep playing with your group in the same server after official servers come up, we dont want our enemies to flee away before we can crush them. Sincerelly, the clan that wiped your tribe twice :)
how nice
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:14 PM
@everyone GOON SERVER IS UP AND RUNNING AND WORKING! FLOOD IT! PASSWORD WILL STAY UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT TO ALLOW GOONS TO REBUILD. IP: 38.130.223.197:7777 OR SEARCH FOR SOMETHING DONGFUL IN GAME!
Pinned a message.
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
password is fuckgoons
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
a strong password
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
password is fuckgoons
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
flood that shit
calvus 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
Should be rainbowsucksdick
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
true story
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:15 PM
hey kimsemus can i add you on steam
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:16 PM
sure
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:16 PM
no griefing?
:(
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:16 PM
its just a lure
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:16 PM
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
lost connection, gg
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
what's the server settings at
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
yeah hold on
doing final reboot
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
People who want to grief will come, thus who don't want to be griefed will join
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
the server connection is set at :fuck you:
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
and password is?
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
hold on, he is just rebooting
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
@Revol fuckgoons
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
heh
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
it got posted just a hair early
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
what's the stuff set at
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
3x
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
2x? 10x? 100x? 10000000x?
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
sweet
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:17 PM
1 billion ex
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 05:18 PM
triple x rated
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:18 PM
errybody in the world broke up with me
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 05:18 PM
I added you too kimsemus, in case the server browser doesn't work
forge 05-Feb-17 05:18 PM
the ingame and steam server both showed
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
what is the name?
iamthehans 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
something dongful
Percelus 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
whats the pw
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
@here
In the next 24 hours there might be some ups and downs as we tune and configure our jury rigged windows in a linux box experiment.
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
i changed the deadlaugh channel to the goonserver channel
iamthehans 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
fuckgoons
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
LIKE IT'S JUST BLACKSCREENED KIMS
LIKE THAT?!
You miserable liar
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
Game of the Year 2017
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:19 PM
lol
same
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
added you Kimsemus
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
yeah doing the same thing
fuck this browser
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
let me see
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
fuckgoons is the password
Kriegman 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
fuckgoons everyday
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
?
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:20 PM
whatever
ill just try later when we arent ddossing ourselves
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:21 PM
weird it asks for password then just takes me to the start screen where u select single playe ror online
Stigmat 05-Feb-17 05:21 PM
its prob just rebootinh
rebooting
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:21 PM
yeah it is
it's rebooting
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:21 PM
ahh ok
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
tell peopel to chill for like 5 minutes
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
tell goons to chill
lol
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
like it reads settings from 3 dif files
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
goon server hype
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
like thats gonna work
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
it's super annoying
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
this game should be able to show history servers
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
goons chilling
lmfao
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
Reboot my dong
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
rebootie my dong
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
sexy
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
kinky
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
get that bootie on my dong
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
and thats why you are still single
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
im married 😦
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
poor spouse
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
and that's why you never get laid
Rejd 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
Jesus christ, 1500 new messages
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
i mean 😃 uhh yeah thats what i meant
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:22 PM
HI
GOON SERVER IMMINENT HYPE
Rejd 05-Feb-17 05:23 PM
Sweet
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:23 PM
:LOUD YELLING:
Commoners 05-Feb-17 05:23 PM
gonna immediately begin pking out of spawn
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 05:23 PM
It's a terrible day in the neighborhood a terrible day for a neighbor
Commoners 05-Feb-17 05:23 PM
man meat must go in the man meat hole
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:23 PM
So I posted it but
expect some ups and downs in the next 24 hours
which is why it's passworded
Cynthia_Dutch 05-Feb-17 05:24 PM
LAME
❤ you Kim
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:24 PM
so it's like a 24 hour setup where there may be some downtime
but it gives goons a head start anyway
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 05:24 PM
fk dis im making my own lallelllalal
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:24 PM
Like servers always work the first time you try it.... it's like goons never joined a server before
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:24 PM
GOON SERVER IS UP (not really, soon maybe)
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:24 PM
Soontm
Rejd 05-Feb-17 05:26 PM
"No Griefing"
ahahaha
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:26 PM
important rule
lets be civil
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 05:26 PM
well that was weird
oh nevermind
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:26 PM
I fucked up and forgot to loop the process
lol
fixing
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:26 PM
Idiot
Commoners 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
I'm guessing that's why I'm blackscreened
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
yep
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
I've yet to see it on the browser
but its on the steam browser
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
because I brought it back down
to fix it
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
[US-PVP] Region: Europe
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
but it shows up in both I double checked
yeah so witrh the region and shit
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
I see it in the game browser
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:27 PM
it reads settings from like 5 different .ini files
so I have to guess which one
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
:funcom:
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
...europe?
Robin80JP 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
Do we have a base location?
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
its in the US. Some reason the config is still showing europe
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
@here When goons joined it exploded for a second but I know why. Fixing
inkel 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
the server's visa was denied at the border
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:28 PM
Because goons ruin everything
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:30 PM
When it's back up look to different people for clan invites
I'm an Atlanta native and missing the god damn kickoff
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:30 PM
lol
owned????
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:30 PM
still got a couple minutes
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:30 PM
Kims I was promised 100 slots
You fucking liar
Stokes 05-Feb-17 05:30 PM
i dont see anywhere where a password is listed
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:31 PM
Kims lied, slots died
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:31 PM
i was promised candy
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 05:31 PM
mods knew(edited)
Space Ghost 05-Feb-17 05:31 PM
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:31 PM
yea apparently they tried to set 100 slots
it wont go for it
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:31 PM
RIParoni
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:32 PM
tfw funcom assassinates your server when you set the slot limit to 100
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 05:32 PM
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:33 PM
lemme know if the server comes up
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:33 PM
I'll ping when it comes back up
I gotta go through the .ini's for the 10002349082309th time
StingraY 05-Feb-17 05:34 PM
if
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:34 PM
who came on the server i was on looking for me earlier im back on
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:36 PM
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:40 PM
CUT MY SERVER INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY SERVER PORT
.INI, NO CONFIGGING DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE TITLE SAYS GRIEFING
COULD WE BE WRONG COULD WE BE RIGHT, CHANCES ARE THAT WE MIGHT, SERVER UPTIME OUT OF SIGHT, AND IM CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE

BECAUSE IM LOSING MY PING, LOSING MY TIME, WISH FUNCOM WOULD TELL ME LINUX IS FINE

LOSING MY PING, LOSING MY TIME, WISH FUNCOM WOULDN'T LIE THIS TIME

NOTHING, IS RIGHT, NOTHING IS FINE, .INIs FOR ALL TIIIIIIME
It all started when we lost our official hoster, no slots for myself, no slots for another. Tried to run our server on a higher level, fuck it, nothing but questions and devils

BECAUSE IM LOSING MY PING, LOSING MY TIME, WISH FUNCOM WOULD TELL ME LINUX IS FINE, LOSING MY PING, LOSING MY TIME, WISH FUNCOM WOULDN'T LIE THIS TIME!

FUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUN COOOOOOOOM, AND WINDOWS SERVERS, FUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUN COOOOOOOOM AND WINDOWS SERVERS.

RIIIIIGHT?

right.
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:40 PM
kutale 05-Feb-17 05:40 PM
that's literally 6 minutes worth of effort
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 05:40 PM
did u spend time typing that instead of workign to fix it
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 05:41 PM
hell yeah dude
StingraY 05-Feb-17 05:41 PM
Stigmat 05-Feb-17 05:42 PM
Well at least ATL is having a good start
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:43 PM
Server, be more like ATL
Bchad 05-Feb-17 05:48 PM
Lol
Well thank god the server is up
Regardless of it needing a restart
Revol 05-Feb-17 05:48 PM
no its not
dont lie
liarr
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 05:48 PM
Soon™
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:50 PM
Bchad 05-Feb-17 05:50 PM
Oh
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:52 PM
@everyone server is back up, password is fuckgoons it should stay up this time
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 05:52 PM
ip?
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:53 PM
38.130.223.197
calvus 05-Feb-17 05:53 PM
Glad we only have he elite IT nerds on the job
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 05:53 PM
the server is up, but at what cost
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
OKAY
create your characters
I'm going to restart and make sure it doesn't eat them
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
goons R gay
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
so RESTART INCOMING in like a few minutes
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
loooooooooooool
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR SHIT DOESNT EVER GET DELETED BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
Trust in Kim~
kutale 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
also harvest rate 1x?
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
KIMSEMUS DONG IL
Scuba Steve 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
We're playing a game where muscular men can run around without pants on teabagging eachother with realistic sack and dong phsyics
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
I AM STILL FIXING SHIT
FUCK
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
that went down fast
lmfao
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
I CANT EVEN
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
WHY ARE YOU SO GARBAGE
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:54 PM
I BARELY
I BARELY MADE MY CHARACTER
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
i clicked female and it broke
Lawlicaust 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
By incoming in a few minutes, do you mean now?
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
OKAY I WILL BRING IT BACK UP SO TELL ME IF YOUR CHARS GET DELETED
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
ahahaha
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
plz ty god bless
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
its a test
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
i want a refund
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
👍🏿
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
not like this
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
welcome to the server hunger games
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
the tease is real
Evike 05-Feb-17 05:55 PM
I PICK RUE
Commoners 05-Feb-17 05:56 PM
the hungry games
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:56 PM
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 05:56 PM
@everyone for the next 24hrs the server will be going up and down sporadically, while we fine tunes details. So dont bitch and whine and if you have to ping @Kimsemus
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:56 PM
haha
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:56 PM
That's not what sporadically means motherfucker
duster 05-Feb-17 05:56 PM
lmao
ayy
Fallout 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
bitch and whine constantly
Rejd 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
Rates we can change from the ingame panel
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
complaining is half the fun
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
WHER SERVER
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
the taking it down was a test
BlackFaceMayhem 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
but they don't stay after a restart
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
to make sure everything was gettins saved
Fallout 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
38.130.223.197
Rejd 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
We don't want you to lose your progress~
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
you used us
Commoners 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
I have already lost my progress
duster 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
the only thing that matters is if yog alters get deleted on restart
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
yes
that^
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:57 PM
I told you this is a 24 hour head start for goons with a password
and we will use that time
to fuck your shit up
ty god bless
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 05:58 PM
please test yog tier 2 alters
everyone
Picer 05-Feb-17 05:58 PM
duster 05-Feb-17 05:58 PM
i think this is a plot fabricated by the jews in funcom for the anti linux servers
kutale 05-Feb-17 05:58 PM
yeah my character is saved
Orv 05-Feb-17 05:58 PM
T2 altars are still fucked
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 05:59 PM
@here SERVER IS BACK UP REEEE GO PLAY
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 06:00 PM
all characters are saving and safe
we're good to go flight
Evike 05-Feb-17 06:00 PM
.i hack the gibson
TrapBot 05-Feb-17 06:00 PM
http://s.storage.akamai.coub.com/get/b15/p/coub/simple/cwtimelinepic/c3ea96b8c15/ac3bce7891535e5250d07/big1422660478image.jpg
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 06:00 PM
my character has been sentenced to death for cultural appropriation
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 06:00 PM
I'll warn you about future downtime
And will fine tune settings over next 24 hours
Evike 05-Feb-17 06:02 PM
1x rates whataaaa
Revol 05-Feb-17 06:03 PM
okay 25 people are online now
i still cant see it in game browser
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 06:03 PM
password still fuckgoons?
Revol 05-Feb-17 06:03 PM
and cant join from steam browser
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 06:03 PM
fuck goons
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:03 PM
@here In case you missed it the server name is "[US-PVP]Something Dongful NO GRIEFING 24-7 Admin" password is "fuckgoons"
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 06:05 PM
keeps telling me password is invalid
nevermind, got it working
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:10 PM
what did you have to do?
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:12 PM
Give Lowtax $10
kutale 05-Feb-17 06:12 PM
@Kimsemus can you guys make days longer, i'm scared of the dark
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:12 PM
Nah, I had to try joining another passworded server and gave that one the pass, then I was able to join on someone else from friends list.
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 06:12 PM
We could but thats one of those settings that have to be tweaked and we're still kind of uh
figuring that out
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:12 PM
I wasn't able to see it in the browser.
kutale 05-Feb-17 06:13 PM
alright, i think most official servers were like day time speed 10
Rejd 05-Feb-17 06:21 PM
Server going down because fuck you~
(Fixing some more shit y'all are complaining about)
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
what shit u fixing
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
so far it seems aight
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
the rates and switching it from displaying EU to America
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
load times seemed spectacular on the first go
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
god bless america
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
whats changing on rates
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 06:23 PM
they are 1x right now so
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 06:24 PM
now .5x
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 06:24 PM
sexy
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 06:24 PM
so half a percent xp now instead of full xp?
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 06:24 PM
yeah
one fiber plant gives .5 fiber pre grab
etc
Picer 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Well then
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
We have to do it that way
Picer 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
This "Rust" game
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Listen guys wine is working which is some kind of fucking miracle
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
because setting it to 2x would take twice as long
Picer 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Any good?
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
The rest of this stuff will get ironed out
Rejd 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
how about beer?
hindered 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
its running pretty well
Rejd 05-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Can't quote this enough
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:26 PM
its p incredible
Rejd 05-Feb-17 06:26 PM
Pinned a message.
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:26 PM
I didn't believe it would be possible
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:27 PM
Dont fucking jinx it
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 06:27 PM
Never Doubt the power of Goonunism
Bchad 05-Feb-17 06:27 PM
Yeah we must mount he binaries on an altar and praise them
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:29 PM
can some of you fools add me on steam?
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:29 PM
sure
what's your steam
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:30 PM
ComradeCorcus 05-Feb-17 06:30 PM
sent ruggan
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:31 PM
also sent
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 06:31 PM
THERE THAT'S MY CAT
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:31 PM
🐱
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:31 PM
cute cat
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:31 PM
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
That is mine.
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
a strong cat
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
keep posting cute cats
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
I cannot post cute cats, I can post cute cat though. I only hav 1
In that pic, I took a snap and farted. My fart bothered him enough for him to sto pdrinking out of the fucking toilet.
Orv 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
Two months ago this was my dumb kitten http://i.imgur.com/v9H4YQZ.jpg
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
that cat has seen some shit
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:32 PM
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
the cat in laundry
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Evike 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Emilie du Chatelet
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
its natural habitat
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
That cat doesn't give no fuck
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
kitties :3
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
i too have like five of those organizers @Evike
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Evike 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
those are just the small ones for my makeup and jewelry
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:33 PM
i keep spices in mine
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:34 PM
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:34 PM
spice racks are so 1930's
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:34 PM
Evike 05-Feb-17 06:34 PM
spoiled cat
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
Commoners 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
kawaii
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
hell ya auzu
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
weird other server i was playing saying running incompatible version
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
I'm the hairless cat balls.
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
just tanning my dong
problem?
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
im the second cat no one ever notices
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:35 PM
all eyes on hairless sack
ofc
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
hows the server doing
is it up
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
that cat set looks like all the conan guys with min level dong length
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
or down
like my weiner
Orv 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
It's dead and gay
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
forever down
Commoners 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
weiner liker
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:36 PM
what's the new eta
and where are people shitting right now
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
weiners are good
Evike 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
i tend to shit in toilets. you?
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
ya
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
i prefer holes in the floor
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
On your lawn
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
I use my cat's litter box
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
.yt what do you poupon
TrapBot 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
just to show her who's boss
duster 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
i only poop once every 3 - 4 days. but the poops are very very large and involve a lot of blood
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:37 PM
squatting on a finely manicured and recently sprinkled lawn in southern california pooping while on my laptop
hoping the owner doesn't notic
e
duster 05-Feb-17 06:38 PM
i also like using a squatty potty
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:38 PM
use the sprinklers like a bidet
i dig
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:38 PM
that grey poupon vid 👌
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:39 PM
ueah its p good
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:39 PM
tfw no borderline candy raver gf
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:40 PM
simply said
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
How's it running?
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
its not
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
im looking forward to seeing lady gaga perform a satanic ritual at halftime
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
I see it up on steam browser
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
Wut happen
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
kim you've lied to me for the last time
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:41 PM
Im connecting
or, at least it says I am
Stigmat 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
xp and gather the same?
Lawlicaust 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
Seems like
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
AWW SHIT
Lawlicaust 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
And a down we go!
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
and there it goes
DroneVandalism 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
i hate my life
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
why
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
brb killing myself
StingraY 05-Feb-17 06:42 PM
fml fam
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
why
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
alligator is going to kill me 100%
Schizotek(Cavefish) 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
didnt seem like anything was kept, but then again i fell asleep in the river
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
hello im the server admin what is the problem
Commoners 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
you gotta kill the alligator before it kills you
i, too, am also the server admin
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
noted, thanks for the bug report
StingraY 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
#notmyadmin
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
Its not crashing
Commoners 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
i'm filing that in the paperwork, stingray, just you wait
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 06:43 PM
its being brought down because we are testing settings
Commoners 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
i'm going to administrate hard on you
duster 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
its a croc not a gator you fucking philistine
Orv 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
"we"
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
it hasnt 'crashed' once
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
@Eonwe aka its a feature not a bug
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
We are still in the testing phase people
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
well, we as in like
a few of us
yea
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
im from florida i know what fucking alligators look like you dumb ass
Percelus 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
i want a gator god
Hazlen 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
once we are 💯 it's ready it will be very stable
Orv 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
No fuck you
Percelus 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
that would be sick af
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
unacceptable. I am a goon. I paid my tenbux
Orv 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
It's literally all your fault
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
crocodiles have thin heads
StingraY 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
actually technicallys peaking you guys all are
you are guinea pigs kinda
Percelus 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
i hope dagoth is one of the 4 unrevealed deity
fishmen gods
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
lol
Percelus 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
are p fucking sick nasty
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
bellichek is mad
lmao
TrapBot 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
ComradeCorcus 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
will work for turtle eggs
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
lol
duster 05-Feb-17 06:44 PM
when the futari mod dropping?
inkel 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
fuck the patriots
duster 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
or whatever that is call
dickgirls
Fallout 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
I believe you mean futanari
duster 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
yea sure
StingraY 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
SERVER UP
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
is futa gay if its a futa and a chick?
Ruggan 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
ya agreed
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 06:45 PM
StringraY why do you lie
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
no auzu
DontMindMe 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
oh wait
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
thank god
StingraY 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
I'm not though my nigga
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
its 100% hetero
well maybe 2 on kinsey scal;e
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
its p gay
.yt wkuk popcron sketch
TrapBot 05-Feb-17 06:46 PM
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 06:48 PM
>lightly misted
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 06:49 PM
mmm idk its not that gay
but it is gay
Ofaloaf 05-Feb-17 07:33 PM
bit of rubberbanding
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 07:35 PM
@Rejd hey
Rejd 05-Feb-17 07:41 PM
@Tempus Thales hey!
Tempus Thales 05-Feb-17 07:44 PM
im by the base
and i need water
and invite
duster 05-Feb-17 08:02 PM
http://imgur.com/a/g1jfJ

Arrow points to Tumtum Licker new base. There is a giant tree on top of a hill.
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 08:10 PM
my base is here
Edd 05-Feb-17 08:11 PM
So
Still alive?
do we have a private server now?
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 08:11 PM
ye
Edd 05-Feb-17 08:11 PM
:O
that's sick
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 08:15 PM
theres no one else playing it though
just goons
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 08:16 PM
For now
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 08:16 PM
i dont really understand the head start meme
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 08:17 PM
Because goons are guinea pigs
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 08:17 PM
I'm the fattest guinea pig
Ritsu 05-Feb-17 08:25 PM
something something mastery plan desu
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 08:40 PM
@here I'm going to bring the password down tomorrow at around 8pm EST which gives most people here a good 24 hours and gives TT and the other smartymans times to work out the kinks. Shout out to @Hazlen @Tempus Thales @Eonwe @forge @hindered @Fallout and others as well for pretty much blowing their whole weekend getting this together
And @Rejd
inkel 05-Feb-17 08:40 PM
Thank you, Top Nerds.
CoffeeBooze 05-Feb-17 08:41 PM
Is the server up right now? I cant find it on the in game browser or with the Steam browser
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 08:41 PM
We have the best nerds don' we folks
Edd 05-Feb-17 08:43 PM
GJ guys
Did you find a work around for it not working on linux, or?
hindered 05-Feb-17 08:45 PM
its working with Wine
TEKNOIR 05-Feb-17 08:45 PM
Thanks guys!
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 08:45 PM
See the future quote
It's running on magic and wishes
TEKNOIR 05-Feb-17 08:46 PM
@TaylorSwift And Brady's tears?(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 08:47 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot 05-Feb-17 08:47 PM
Edd 05-Feb-17 08:53 PM
Well, better than nothing
I might buy this game
Still worried about aus ping though
Oh wow, I'm loving the salt in the EA reviews
Also how do they say a game has mixed reviews when there are 2 times as many good reviews as bad reviews?
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 08:59 PM
in a world where 6/10 = shit doo doo
1 negative review = mixed reviews
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:00 PM
It's such an odd way of doing it :/
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:00 PM
im sure theres a gaming journalism joke
but i wont make it
Bchad 05-Feb-17 09:00 PM
Not sure how you can even review an ea game
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
steam allows it because otherwise
publishers do that shit where they release a game and accept money for it
but keep it under ea forever
Bchad 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
They already do
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
I.e. ark and rust?
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
right
Bchad 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
Ark sold a dlc expansion in ea
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
so thats why steam allows you to write reviews
Bchad 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
🔥
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:01 PM
for ea games
conan isnt ea
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 09:02 PM
eh if they are charging for it I don't see the problem allowing reviews for it
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:02 PM
its released
just as released as ark and rust
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:02 PM
guys if you see a base with the name ??????????????????? its mine
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:02 PM
Probably got the same amount of bugs as them
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:02 PM
im gonna wreck it
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
no blazing
Bchad 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
Yeah ea is just a joke in general
It's really lowered the quality of gaming
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
yea auzu im wrecking it
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
NO blazing
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
im gonna
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
One of the reviews was someone sad their base got raided
Elmon <Arcland> 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
god tree seems like a good reason
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:03 PM
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:04 PM
Like they were just really bitter
Because people who spec into high agi and raid bases can do it while they make their bases and can't defend them
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 09:04 PM
im liking this faster gains here
so slow on normal speed servers lol
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:05 PM
So are all the goons allying with each other? Or are people actually raiding?
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:05 PM
24h of circlejerk
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 09:06 PM
2 separate but equal circlejerks from the looks of it
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:06 PM
powerlevel up to 30
and then if other not goons play, drive them off the server!
fuckin pubbies
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:07 PM
Can't you like power level by fighting rhinos and elephants or someshit?
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:08 PM
thats the fastest way to level yea
fight npcs
Edd 05-Feb-17 09:08 PM
Well, more fun than not doing things that way
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:08 PM
im jacking off myself bymself
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:08 PM
cool
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:11 PM
listen i dont want to hear it
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 09:11 PM
u need a snapping turtle
they are helpful
strong jaw
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:11 PM
im at your base with a steel pickaxe auzu
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
im confused
i can't make my furnace
but i have 600 something stone on me
and it requires 540
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
sometimes the shit bugs out
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
dont blazing
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
was a glitch
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
so the easiest way to fix it is to drop all your stuff
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
i relogged and had less than that amount
BlazingZero 05-Feb-17 09:12 PM
and pick it all back up
or do that
faster to drop all
tho
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 09:18 PM
let me in
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 09:47 PM
there's a map to the base location? i can't find the pic
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 10:26 PM
duster?
Bear in the Woods 05-Feb-17 10:26 PM
Goon server
Rejd 05-Feb-17 10:49 PM
Server despite running through wine is running so much better than the shitty pub ping perfect servers
It's amazing especially because of that emulation layer
It's fuckgoons
Will be lifted tomorrow or w/e
See #old_conan_readme_you_fucker
Spookykid (Trogdor) 05-Feb-17 10:52 PM
Spooky's Mountain Castle
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 10:54 PM
Its Something Dongful which is 40x better than the name I suggested
My naming game hasnt been on point
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 10:56 PM
i feel like the stack of 100 purified steak in my inventory is a visual bug
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 10:58 PM
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 10:59 PM
i'm at the base, can in get an invite, have a bunch of crafting stuff
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 11:03 PM
i'm here to help dammit
let me in
Fallout 05-Feb-17 11:04 PM
Are the 3x rates a permanent thing?
KwegiboHB 05-Feb-17 11:04 PM
i have stone, i'm here
Rejd 05-Feb-17 11:08 PM
you can apparently also just press e when you die and when you're lucky you can loot your corpse while dead
allowing you to respawn with all your stuff
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:11 PM
I'm real tempted
Hmm
Just don't know any aussies playing
Goodchild 05-Feb-17 11:35 PM
Is the goon server actually up? I can't get it to respond through Steam server
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 11:39 PM
Say hello next time
Gamesguy 05-Feb-17 11:40 PM
where is the main base?
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:40 PM
So what is the player cap on the goon server?
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 11:40 PM
70
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:40 PM
Daaaaaamn
Any euros playing on it?
If so, how is it feeling for them?
Robin80JP 05-Feb-17 11:41 PM
@Goodchild just use the in-game search for "something dongful".
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 11:41 PM
Shit, I don't know how to read. I apologize. I have your stuff.
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:41 PM
LOL
Gamesguy 05-Feb-17 11:42 PM
what are the server settings btw?
xp/gather rate
pcloadletter 05-Feb-17 11:42 PM
anyone in a clan that can invite? im in the base
Deleted User c818cb28 05-Feb-17 11:43 PM
Robin80JP 05-Feb-17 11:43 PM
same, looking for an invite.
Gamesguy 05-Feb-17 11:43 PM
where is the base?
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:44 PM
Saw this linked earlier, not sure if it is the case
Robin80JP 05-Feb-17 11:44 PM
@Gamesguy east of the big city by the 3 dots along the river.
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 11:44 PM
^^ It is
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:44 PM
Waiting for my friend to respond to me about how he has found the game so far
Then I might buy it
Finally
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:45 PM
not the admin.
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:45 PM
shutup you retard
kutale 05-Feb-17 11:45 PM
you're not allowed in the exclusive area of the server
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:46 PM
OH BOY MY NAME IS AKUMOS IM GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO BREAK INTO A BASE AND PUT BEDS DOWN AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE
Robzilla 05-Feb-17 11:46 PM
lol
Eonwe 05-Feb-17 11:46 PM
that sounds insanely shitty thing to do
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:46 PM
alright come back on
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 11:47 PM
Does the ingame voice chat work?
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:48 PM
Damn
35gb
Well, I'll sit around and download it
And see what happens
amalilakab 05-Feb-17 11:49 PM
You just threatened to relog in and glitch. Of course.
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 11:49 PM
Rip
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 11:49 PM
lol
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:49 PM
it occasionally works
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 11:49 PM
problems solved
Evike 05-Feb-17 11:49 PM
but not always
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:50 PM
you can literally say anything you want, but when you start talking about how you're going to glitch bases, ANYONE'S base...just lol
I love it when the retards out themselves so I don't have to hunt them down
Demiurge 05-Feb-17 11:50 PM
My number one gripe about this game is the bed reset when you die
It takes like 20 minutes to get to base from the spawn point
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 11:52 PM
well thats just the bags, they're one time use...once you bind to an actual bed its infinite use until someone wrecks it
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 11:53 PM
make a hidden bed :ssh:
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:53 PM
.i yall goin make me lose my mind
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:53 PM
Goons
I like that we've doubled our ban list since Conan came out
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 11:54 PM
3 to 6
impressive
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:54 PM
How many goons have you hit?
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:54 PM
Like, uh, one?
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:54 PM
2, whiney fuckface who took all our shit and put it in a maze
And that guy just there
Yall just need to be cool and not be butthurt losers
Banning people from BMW makes Tay sad
Dont make Tay sad
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:54 PM
Wait, some fucker took all the shit and put it in a fucking maze?
Simplyjack 05-Feb-17 11:54 PM
tfw butthurt loser irl
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:55 PM
Why would they do that?
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:55 PM
nooch and akumos are our only two residents of goon valhalla
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:55 PM
I knew about the guy we banned who posted screenies in the thread
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:55 PM
This is Tay when yall dont act cool
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:55 PM
I just don't see why people would be fuckwits
When you guys are letting us use your server for free
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Did someone remove Akumos posts? I see people angry at someone but not who they're angry at.
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Yeah people worked real hard to get this going
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Not that i mind
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Dont be pricks and ruin it
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:56 PM
its like hey guys thanks for putting up a server that would cost me 300 bucks a month
now let me be a garbagedick
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:56 PM
pmuch
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:57 PM
I saw the work people were putting in on the other discord just to get stuff rolling
And holy shit
Nonpoint 05-Feb-17 11:57 PM
lul garbagedick
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:57 PM
People are a waste of space sometimes
Kimsemus 05-Feb-17 11:57 PM
I would say probs 5-6 of us worked all weekend to get it mostly working lol
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:57 PM
looked painful af
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:57 PM
Their names will be etched in the halls of Goon Heaven forever
God Warriors
auzuguwu 05-Feb-17 11:58 PM
wtf
Prude 05-Feb-17 11:59 PM
Oh most recent thread post is from him, this gon be good
Edd 05-Feb-17 11:59 PM
No doubt he will complain on the other discord
And then realise a bunch of the goons here run that, lmao
Taylor SWifTT 05-Feb-17 11:59 PM
Oh shit hes starting to connect the dots
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:00 AM
Burn the evidence
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:00 AM
Lmao
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:00 AM
G O O N D I S C O R D C A B A L
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:00 AM
...
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 12:00 AM
Not enough parameters.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:01 AM
He just sounds stupid right now
What?
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 12:01 AM
what he post?
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:01 AM
'lmao don't play there, I go to the west to try and build/craft when the server is passworded for goons only to fucking build right now, I asked for an invite to the clan and instead they just griefed and killed me over and over, so I threatened to get into their base and got banned from the server and discord. Goons as autistic as usual'
Threatening is not the response to that
Especially when one of the people straight up apologised
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:02 AM
lmbo
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:02 AM
Sounds like he took miscommunication and went full retard with it
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:02 AM
Check his rap sheet
This isnt his first server ban
He somehow got kicked out of sub.io
That takes talent
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:02 AM
That's... A consistent rap sheet too
there hasn't been a year he hasn't been banned
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 12:03 AM
examples of people that shouldnt have access to a computer
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:03 AM
Except so far this year
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:03 AM
Yet
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:03 AM
I don't know how people get banned on SA
It's all common sense
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:05 AM
The only justified ban is one where you're shitposting righteously and some kind of CUCKED and/or PEURTO RICAN mod decides to flex their internet power needlessly
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:05 AM
I'm surprised he has gotten consistently temped for 6 hours
Should have been hit for longer by now
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 12:05 AM
I read that you shouldnt get an SA account unless you plan on having meaningful things to add to conversations or you'll get banned. All I have are memes and trololol to add....so I dont have an account.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:07 AM
Speaking of funny rap sheets, eonwe's is fucking amazing
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 12:07 AM
this is by far the best running server ive been on with this many people on iot
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:07 AM
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:07 AM
Lol, instantly
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:08 AM
You'd do fine in like FYAD or BYOB or any of the other designated shitpost zones - the REAL rules are: don't post in D&D ever, stay on topic in the topic specific subforums, and don't expect being funny to be allowed in GBS anymore
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:08 AM
That can be summed up as just being a sensible person though
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 12:08 AM
what is gbs an acronym for?
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:08 AM
General bullshit
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:08 AM
spy
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:09 AM
Also only like a handful of groups within SA actually care about post count these days
So you can pretty much just lurk anyway
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:09 AM
General discussion forum - it was really good way back, then got shit for a few years, then gbs 2.0 happened and it was great again, and since then it's been gradually trending towards shit again
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:09 AM
@Nonpoint BMW is like "Something Awful: The Greatest Hits"
The few quality things about SA trickle down to here
Dont give Richard Kyanka more money
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 12:10 AM
this seems like a pretty good place for manchild memelords
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:10 AM
Honestly, the only SA communities I've found that seem super chill is the general discord (which is mostly run by you guys anyway) and the RL discord(edited)
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:10 AM
I would give him multiple dollars if he purged his entire mod/admin team
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:10 AM
Yeah the General Discord is lit
I very much recommend everyone to join it
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:11 AM
We have never banned anyone in the SA Discord, in the 2yrs kim and i have run it.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:11 AM
TT and Kim do a job of being super chill about everything
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:11 AM
You know what it is?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:11 AM
Mhm
kutale 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
clan size limit is 30 on Something Dongful, is this intended?
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
And for the most part each channel actually stays on topic or is just a sub community anyway
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
I think all the uptight faggot goons are the ones who still insist on using mumble or teamspeak or IRC in TYOOL 2017
Thats why the goon discords are good
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
Except Imperium
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
also http://discordgoons.com is pretty dope.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
There is one IRC that I really hope never moves over to discord
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:12 AM
imho
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:13 AM
DiscordGoons.com is really dope now that its updated our member count
BMW in top 5 when?
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 12:13 AM
ppl that still use irc religiously peaked in Everquest
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:13 AM
Which is the ADTRW irc
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:13 AM
Wait wait wait
I could work with that bunch
Doesnt sound so bad!!!!
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
Wait CTS moved to discord?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
Kind of
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
My long con is shifting BMW into being an anime group
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
It was a splinter group IIRC
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
@Taylor SWifTT Top 6 😛
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
And yeah they have a CTS discord but its dead as fuck
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
Rip
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
They are back on Mumble now
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:14 AM
CTS mumble was good, but I really do want them to move to discord
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
The next Discord we need to beat is Goonemon Go
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
Also lmao
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
Only need 30? more people
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
Conan goons is a discord
With 5+ people
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
TT set it up
No reason not to have one
Realistically, not everyone is going to want to be with BMW
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
Ohhhhh
Makes sense
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
Because, you know, Alt Right Racist Discord
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:15 AM
So
Australia?
It's the Australia discord? :O
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:16 AM
idgi
lmbo I cant beleive a Pokemon Go Discord still have almost 400 people
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:17 AM
Australia is like the most racist country in world :P
Well, up there
so what's imperium?
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:17 AM
Goonemon has a fair stagnant pop, we're just hitting stride
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 12:17 AM
i just went to main menu to try and reconnect
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:17 AM
Imperium is some weird like semi-EVE goon autist sperg HQ centered on some goon-adjacent gaming news site
Its real dumb and bad
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:18 AM
Oh
But appeals to the weird goons?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:18 AM
Yeah its
Its weird to read
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:19 AM
I think the flaw with sa is how much stuff is off site nowadays
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:19 AM
It feels clinical
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:19 AM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:19 AM
Like they arent talking as friends
but as business partners
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
O.o
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
Thats good though, Edd
re: offsite
Because Goons can still congregate without Lowtaxes shitty decisions(edited)
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
I mean it's good and it's bad
Sometimes you can't find the links :P
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
Well
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
.i kingdom of soissons
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
Thanks to @Tempus Thales
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
ffs
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
Discordgoons.com
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
I can't even remember how I got the goon discord link
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
was hoping for better context
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:20 AM
Originally
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
SA is the crumbling Empire
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
Making the Discord Goon Network more publicized is a personal goal of mine
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
I mean, I've been in on BMW since I was here from the start, and someone linked the general goon discord in GBS one day
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
offsites are the barb kingdoms of varying quality
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
And then i kept finding more and more
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
Yeah and GDN is like
The Barbarian Empire
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
nah
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
That one day forms into Germany
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
Yeah, these things need to be more accessable
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:21 AM
or something
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
the HRE
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
Would any of the mods pin them?
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
.i helliges romisches riech
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
That works too
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
i am the original BMW
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
On the forums that is
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
Oh no they never will
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
mmm haha a book 🔫
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
Id assume the Mods arent big fans of making things known that are outside their iron grip(edited)
So its like the Goon Underground atm
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:22 AM
the empire is crumbling
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:23 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if in some future, FAU starts targeting people he knows are associated with our discord
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:23 AM
soon the imperial seat will change to a new capital
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:23 AM
When he puts all the pieces together
If he ever does
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:23 AM
If BMW or GDN could ever get a friendly mod in power
(Which wont happen)
We would really be going places
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:23 AM
Oh well
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:23 AM
i think you guys can mostly post what you want really
I do
i used to say dumb shit all the time
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
"want" is subjective
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
that was my gimmick
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
"dumb" is subjective"
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
Its more fun to pretend FAU is oppressing me
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
You've also got a funny af rapsheet
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
The closing of the griefing thread proves we cant post what we want
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
you mean the closing of every good gbs thread
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
that was mostly me and some other people stirring up shit tho
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
the anti krust anti dgsw
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
Source: what I WANT to post is "FAU is a big dumb gay nigger" but that wont fly on the NEW SA
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
Tbh, I'm not sure how I felt about the griefing thread
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
closing threads is like peak shit moddery
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:24 AM
IT WAS FUNNY EONWE
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
i dont even rmeember
honestly
I dont even know if I watched the video
im gonna be 100% honest
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
😩
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
I just feel the whole SA system is terribly outdated
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
it is
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
@Taylor SWifTT why not?
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
Because fuck trawling through threads
It's so fucking painful
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
Lol
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
Why not what?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
sorry for my part in getting it closed tho
lol
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
I don't wanna read 100 pages to post something relevant
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:25 AM
[12:23 AM] Taylor Swift: (Which wont happen)
[12:23 AM] Taylor Swift: We would really be going places
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Just seems unlikely
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Im friends with a lot of the admins
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
oh you mean in SA?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Yeah
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
I dont uh, really do anything
with it
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
im friends with KM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
but I talk to them every once and a while
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
@Eonwe of sa?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
yea
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
...
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Not enough parameters.
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
I hate KM but I still wanna bang her
Help
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Talk about a hate fuck
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
I nominate @Eonwe for that. ambassador of goonnation discord.
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
its called a hatefuck and its usually p fun
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
nope!!
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Lol
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:27 AM
i don tdo things
other people do things and i help with them
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:27 AM
You might just save the goon community
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:27 AM
Question: if I hatefuck and have a biracial child with KM, can I shitpost in Negrotown without getting a month long probation?
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:27 AM
Honestly, I'm surprised SA is still using a forum based system
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:27 AM
most of the admins are really nice but
peopel complain tot hem all the time
so they dont know whats a real complaint or not
so i dont go to them with anything liek that
i just try to talk about video games and stuff
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:28 AM
The times ive talk to Kewpuh he has been pretty cool
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:28 AM
Fluffie Duckie is the one good mod
debate me
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:28 AM
fluffie fuckin owns
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:29 AM
Getting eyes on discordgoons.com and getting more peoples communities involved is the real first step
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:29 AM
so what is the end goal
just getting as many people on the network
or
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:30 AM
I mean, it fixes the issue we have right now which is a ridiculous amount of splintering and it's very hard for people to actually get into communities
If we can get more people to know about all the discords, etc.
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:30 AM
discordgoons.com end goal was being a directory of discords run by goons
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:30 AM
Like yall have said forums are so outdated
Discord is the future
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
I mean, even discord has issues
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
It turns SA into a free market essentially
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
GDN is the bot that ties discordgoons to the servers and is the primary security system for authing.
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
what would the admins have to do with it
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
Yeah but its less centralized than a forums
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
also have you considered posting the thread in games itself
instead of PGS
you wont get banned or probated
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
Well now that everything is bigger we might.
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
PGS is a dead subforum
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:31 AM
yeah I agree.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:32 AM
But like, most of the goon subforums are dead in games
LP only recently revived itself, didn't it?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:32 AM
I suggested a long time ago
to close MMO HMO
and its the most active by far
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:32 AM
Just rename it to The Alexander Delarge Subforum
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:32 AM
lol
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
lol
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
I've bought half the shitty games he ahs
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
Love you @Alexander DeLarge
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
we're bad game brothers
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
considering everything is close to an mmo these days, seems pointless to even exist
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
And theres another thing
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
hahaha
that's amazing
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
Anything MMO is going to have its own community outside the forums
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
ya so, I dont know what I can help with but
if you need help let me kno
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:33 AM
My goal is just taking away as much from Lowtaxes control as possible
And ATM, Discords are the best option
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:34 AM
I really thought Akumos woudl have more fight in him
He has gotten banned multipe times in the past
from goon shit
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:34 AM
We've already created two good scenes
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:34 AM
I honestly don't really feel comfortable with the idea that one person controls a whole community
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:34 AM
for doing the exact same thing
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:34 AM
In just under a week
BMW Record
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:35 AM
Akumos is pretty meh to talk to anyway
It's just hilarious that he said all that right after someone apologised to him
I'm pretty sure @amalilakab said sorry?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:37 AM
i dont know if the two groups will fight, but there are two groups
if someone isnt in that group, people are gonna be like who is this guy in our base
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:38 AM
GM vs Ford Part II
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:38 AM
its just how shit goes
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:38 AM
Also goon general discord has 1/100th of the goons
So you are going pretty well
Like, over 1%
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:38 AM
Yeah but
How registered Goons on SA are still active/not banned
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
Probably more then
Like 1.5-2%
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
4k Goons are signed in atm
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
Yeah
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
So maybe 30k Goons are still active?
40k?
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
i'm pretty much ALWAYS signed in
i wouldn't say more than 40k max
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
but first you have to cross out all of the ADTRW and other shitty subforums
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
excuse me
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:39 AM
Exactly
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:40 AM
BAN
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:40 AM
Discord is still heavily aimed at video games
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:40 AM
I'm sorry but some people in ADTRW are VERY toxic
Prude 06-Feb-17 12:40 AM
i wouldn't be surprised if the actual active userbase total at any time wasn't much more than double concurrent logins
since the site doesnt automatically log people off
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:40 AM
implying people in every subforum but byob arent toxic
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:40 AM
I've been banned from twitch chats because they noticed me from the irc
Because I didn't share their opinion
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:41 AM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:41 AM
Yeah so, given the semi-low profile of GDN and Discord up until the past 6 months
SA Discord is pretty popping
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
Yeah, it's doing good
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
i havent been there in a hot minute
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
Missing a few of the more private communities
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
but gbs for a while was me prude bismuth and jack trades
and a few others
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
But they aren't likely to use it
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
Yeah
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
quite honestly i wish i had more active mods
cuz the mods in SA Discord dont do shit
ever.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
Well, you have a couple that are channel exclusive
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:42 AM
no
mods are not channel exclusive
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
I mean like, they only use a handful of channels
:P
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
an anime discord would be baller
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
yeah but when they are moded up they can pretty much take care of the entire server.
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
theres lots of anime discords
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
In their defense
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
Like one of the POE guys I don't see much outside of the poe channel
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
just not goon ones
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
a goon one i mean
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
Nobody shows their ass on SA Discord
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
But that said, poe channel is pretty active
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
Not a lot to mod
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:43 AM
alot of the PoE guys are only in PoE
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:44 AM
Yeah, pretty closed off group
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:44 AM
but theyre good people
helped me out a lot
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:44 AM
But it's good because we stay on the general discord
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 12:45 AM
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:45 AM
>no avatars
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:45 AM
Also the channel is really active
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:45 AM
the PoE channel is really active yea
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:45 AM
I have 90% of them muted
But I have a feeling it's one of the most active during league starts
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:45 AM
I actually read most of them
Not daily, but I like to stay caught up on the general community
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
what is poe
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
OH FUCK OFF
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
path of exile
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
ohhhh
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
WHO MADE ANIME-GOONS
JUST THEN
I SAW IT
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
lol
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
where
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
General goon discord
Now has anime-goons
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:46 AM
we have #animetiddies
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:47 AM
Alright, another channel to mute
I have the oceanic-goons channel unmuted but nobody talks in there :<
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 12:48 AM
sinep
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:50 AM
The only problem ive noticed with SA Discord is theres not really a community, but that makes sense since its just a hub Discord
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:50 AM
Pretty much
There are a few that inhabit it
But some of the channels feel kinda unwelcoming
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:51 AM
Nothing really to be done about that
Kim and TT cant just yell at them and be like "BE MORE FRIENDLY DICKWAGONS"
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:51 AM
Yeah, that's fair
Just funny if they ever complain about their communities being small
I'm just surprised because they are only like 5 max people I dislike on the whole discord
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:52 AM
Really?
Everyone seems cool so far
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:52 AM
All in the poe channel
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:52 AM
am i 1 of them
i bet im 1 of them
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:52 AM
Oh ok
Yeah the PoE channel is lit
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:52 AM
Just poe goons I don't get on with
But yeah, it's pretty chill and we are usually super welcoming
Or talking about politics
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
SA Discord is kind of a catch all place
Evike 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
I AM FUCKING FRIENDLY
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
lots of little cliques there
Orv 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
Don't listen to her
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
Yeah, and not much can be done
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
I wonder what the most active channel is
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:53 AM
PoE
Def
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Poe is bad
Evike 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
:(
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
I guess the guild does have a consistent what
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
PoE is good actually
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
250 members?
I forget the cap
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Its the only channel that when I check has 50+ messages
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Poe ruined my friends relationship
Well. He ruined it, but poe was involved
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:54 AM
But that's mostly because have actual discussions :P
I guess yeah, it helps that the poe goons haven't split from the general server
And probably won't ever bother
Evike 06-Feb-17 12:58 AM
goons, i bid you goodnight.
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:58 AM
@Tempus Thales I've got a question re: GDN, does it recognise your account as being already authed?
Evike 06-Feb-17 12:59 AM
except orv, because he's a grinch
Edd 06-Feb-17 12:59 AM
So like I'm authed on general, does it then count me as authed on other servers? Or do you have to redo the command?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:59 AM
Youd be authed there as well
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:00 AM
Once youre authed in GDN, its universally recognized
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:00 AM
Makes sense
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 01:01 AM
I need to play poe again later
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:01 AM
Goon guild has crazy amounts of space right now
also WTT: gastro/food poisoning for health
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:09 AM
i mean
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:09 AM
lmbo Akumos is getting roasted in the thread
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:09 AM
the GBS over there was lit, especially in my time away from BMW
and before Conan, I cross-pollinated some of those posters w/ BMW
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:09 AM
I just refreshed and read the new comments, lmao
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 01:10 AM
@Taylor SWifTT Anime Discord - https://discord.gg/vZsYU86
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:10 AM
aaaand im joining that
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:12 AM
This is what I mean about Discord
Its so easy to create a general interest Discord for anything
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:12 AM
You can just do that?
Yeah
It's pretty good like that
Plus it's two clicks to join
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 01:13 AM
yup
we made gdn super easy to install and use
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:14 AM
1/3 downloaded
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 01:31 AM
im off call as of 7 am
im incredibly angry at the sysadmins at my job
they arent fixing issues
so I get multiple calls about it
this isn't gbs
sorry
Goodchild 06-Feb-17 01:33 AM
Hostile goons based outside the west breached wall of the corrupted city, careful over there!
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:35 AM
lol why are there hostiles on a passworded server are people forming seperate groups?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:35 AM
Goons
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:35 AM
I thought the plan was to unite as one clan and build up in prep for the harvest of the pubbies
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 01:35 AM
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:36 AM
Harvest prep is kind of immaterial since pubbies are disorganized by nature
You don't really need it
Goodchild 06-Feb-17 01:36 AM
Who knows, they are probably farming the western city for XP, hoping to monopolize it.
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:37 AM
Yeah what fucking tryhards
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 01:39 AM
im not fighting goons yet but I think the most fun will end up being goon on goon
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:39 AM
Goons haven't even started and are already infighting. how topical
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:40 AM
Goons ruin everything
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:40 AM
I'm gonna ruin your server by putting dad jokes on signs everywhere
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:40 AM
gasp
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:40 AM
how do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:40 AM
How?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 01:40 AM
is the helmet from t2 yog good or does it just look cool
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:41 AM
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:41 AM
^^^^
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:41 AM
Too far man
Too far
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:41 AM
drop them in a glass of water if they sink, girl, if they float, bouyant
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:41 AM
Hi ban hammer, I'm dad
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:41 AM
Omfg
Why did I find that funny?
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:43 AM
Are you a dad?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:43 AM
In a way
BMW is my childrens
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:44 AM
Is this you?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:44 AM
Im the room temp hotdogs
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:45 AM
oshit any size icee 79cents
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 01:45 AM
im the any size icee
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 01:45 AM
me on the left
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:45 AM
I'm the kid who painted himself with ketchup
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:46 AM
any size icee, like nigga why even offer the lower sizes if you're gonna charge the same amount for any size???(edited)
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:46 AM
like ppl that are buying icees are worried about the size of icee they're going to get....amg I only want a small
bitch bring the bucket
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:48 AM
i remember being young and buying them with whatever money i had as a child and having to do like serious math regarding what I wanted between them (and their various sizes/pricing) and other stuff(edited)
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:48 AM
moar dad jokes.....what time did the man goto the dentist?
tooth hurty
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:49 AM
A friend of mine just posted about myers briggs on facebook, I wonder what all the goons would be like
Like what %s they'd get
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:49 AM
the PX on camp pendleton was like junk food snack heaven, me and the BOYZ would go there with our pocket full of change and do serious calculations on getting the most out of it
um
i've done it twice w/ two different online services and both were INTP
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:49 AM
And how it'd compare with the general population of the world
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:49 AM
not that i think that shit really matters a whole lot
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:49 AM
you a brat eh
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:50 AM
I've always gotten either INTP or ENTP
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 01:50 AM
i used to be intj but i got a lot more social
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:50 AM
Wonder if that is different now
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 01:50 AM
idk what i now
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:50 AM
yeah i havent done it since like
17
a lot has changed
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:51 AM
Not really something you want to do if you want a good amount of pubbies on the server, as we found out in rust
If you just hellraid them off on day 1, well, soon there's not gonna be anyone
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:52 AM
its a very fine balance
ensuring you dont ruin a server for pubbies
like yeah on any other server we'd want that, because we ruin them and move on
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
It's like rearing sheep
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
oh yeah I figured that people would have some controlled restraint and just fuck with them for a few weeks while stockpiling and getting mad lewtz....
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
Hence why I think it's actually a good thing ™ to have more than one goon group that are also doing some infighting
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
but you have to be somewhat moderate in your approach on your own server
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
but then again...goons
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
You want some good ranging ground for them, but you need to shear them every summer
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 01:53 AM
The Ford GM GAY interaction was good
Not that I really played when BMW was a thing
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:54 AM
Yeah but that was the beginning of the end
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:54 AM
So is the point of iron tools just that they double the amont of resources you get out of a node?
They have real shit durability
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:54 AM
When GM started steamrolling everyone
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 01:54 AM
my thoughts, work with other groups against pubbies sometimes
but have a friendly rivalry otherwise
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:54 AM
Goons roll into pubbie town and start fighting over the loot
Goodchild 06-Feb-17 01:56 AM
The other group is clearly looking to get a big step up on the main goon group, farming the city already.
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:56 AM
if we're seen as different "groups" by pubbies, we can beef with lots of different pubbies at once
without overwhelming any one pubbie group
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:57 AM
So I guess it sounds like we have to have a very controlled interactiong with pubbies and goon groups
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:57 AM
My guess would be they are mostly concerned about getting steel
Because you need steel to damage buildings now
So they assign a few guys to farming the city for xp while another group of them start gathering materials and build up the furnaces and such
Goodchild 06-Feb-17 01:58 AM
The only thing they need steel for so quick is to raid YOU guys.
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:58 AM
ENFP-T, hmm
I really wanna go around raiding but not taking resources or setting people back
Just like removing the middle foundation in their base
Prude 06-Feb-17 01:59 AM
yeah that's a good option if you feel too overpowered or whatever
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:59 AM
I think what they really need to do is make it so anyone can use other peoples work stations
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:59 AM
As like a 'ha, I got in, but you can keep your stuff'
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Because right now if you want their stuff you need to break all their work stations
and that is a massive setback for people
Edd 06-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Because I really don't want to completely fuck people ove5r
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Rather just let them loot them and not break it
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:00 AM
But I do want to show them that I can get into their base
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:00 AM
all unpolished shit makes it feel like you are fighting the game just as much as the mobs and other ppl
Commoners 06-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Yeah I used to keep shit unlocked in other survival games so if someone really wanted to steal my shit they wouldn't have to obliterate everything
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:01 AM
Rust does it
Though people will empty containers just to be dicks
duster 06-Feb-17 02:01 AM
i'm not really interested in goon fighting or goon fuckin
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:01 AM
Actually, I'd totally raid someone to completely rearrange their boxes
Like not steal anything
Just completely rearrange everything
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:02 AM
I want the paint tools rust has
Prude 06-Feb-17 02:02 AM
if people split into smaller groups and raid pubbies with discretion
we wont need any goonfucking
as with our hardware and admining being good, pubbies SHOULD enjoy the server
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:03 AM
As much as we hate pubbies, having pubbies sounds more exciting than not having pubbies
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:03 AM
pubbies are great
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:03 AM
Even better would be joining a pubbie clan and seeing what you can do
Like not sabotaging them
But not telling them you are a goon
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:04 AM
I gotta make sure I hook up with some no lifers...I am on discord all the time, but I only get like 4 hours of playtime a day
Prude 06-Feb-17 02:05 AM
pubbies aren't human, but neither are plants and animals - still need all of those things to survive!!!
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:05 AM
Idk who I'll play with
Because you'll all be asleep
Prude 06-Feb-17 02:06 AM
there's a lot of us who sleep weirdly pretty often (that's me) or are actually from EU or Australia or wherever
there should always be a couple people around at least
even during night time in the US
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:06 AM
I figure there'll be a lot less in aus prime time though
Either way, I don't wanna be a jerk, but I do want to raid people eventually
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:08 AM
Same
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:10 AM
@Taylor SWifTT how do I raid people but not be a jerk once the server opens up to pubbies?
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 02:10 AM
Just raid them
Prude 06-Feb-17 02:10 AM
like people were saying, if they're obviously a weak crew, don't destroy EVERYTHING
just take anything you could actually use or whatever
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 02:10 AM
There's a difference between raiding and a BMW blitzkrieg
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:10 AM
with a min height slider, a max dong slider, and the bald mullet
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:10 AM
lmao
I've gotta grind up to 30 or w/e first anyway, don't I?
Or is that just to craft steel tools?
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:11 AM
Just let people keep their stuff
Kill them in the wild
proatworkhere 06-Feb-17 02:41 AM
is the goon server pw listed somewhere? lljk didnt work and thats just sad
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:42 AM
fuckgoons I think?
proatworkhere 06-Feb-17 02:42 AM
ah yeah, just realsied discord has a search feature, cheers
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:44 AM
It's magical
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:48 AM
woo, wind power
Sweden wins at pop music. I'm not sure I'd call that a win
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:56 AM
So, how many times did the goonserver crash and burn last night?
Prude 06-Feb-17 02:56 AM
i think it's been pretty much smooth since it officially opened up(edited)
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:56 AM
That... amazing
Edd 06-Feb-17 02:57 AM
They did spend a weekend working on it
Prude 06-Feb-17 02:58 AM
the greatest goon discord IT-pro minds were involved
and it's on pretty monstrous hardware iirc(edited)
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:58 AM
and a main pipe apparently?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:58 AM
I mean, linux compatibility has been worked on since the hardware was already there
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:01 AM
yeah, i understood that earlier
Because "why linux and this hassle" was a legimitate question
But, with hardware this good it's a fucking good reason
Bchad 06-Feb-17 03:03 AM
also its whats available tt already runs other servers on linux
also also funcom promised linux compatible server hosting
so there was never this concept of we better acquire a windows server by ea launch
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:04 AM
The concept of "funcom promise" never happening shouldn't come as a surprise anymore.
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:04 AM
Whats the full story on the linux shit?
Didn't someone get banned for talking about it?
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:05 AM
the only reason anyone has been banned so far is intentionally trying to fuck everyone else over
but that's just two morons
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:05 AM
Banned from the steam forum
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:05 AM
ah
dunno about that
Rejd 06-Feb-17 03:05 AM
It's only gonna run better when proper linux servers are released
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:06 AM
I read one theory that it was their server host that demanded no linux to curtail unofficial servers
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:06 AM
ahaha
PingPerfect fucks us again!(edited)
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:06 AM
Another that they aren't doing linux because their anti cheat software isn't compatible
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:06 AM
from beyond the grave!
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:06 AM
Well they dropped ping perfect pretty fast
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:08 AM
What's the story with ping perfect btw? I see alot of goonhate, but i never heard of them before
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:09 AM
just some shit server provider funcom initially partnered with
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:09 AM
yes
but
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:09 AM
but turns out even funcom came to agree they weren't giving the performance desired for the game
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:09 AM
no history before that?
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:09 AM
so dropped them
i'd never heard of them before Conan
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:09 AM
hm
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:10 AM
probably the cheapest option available
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:11 AM
I'm happy funcom have the finances to say no
And change server providers
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:12 AM
They wouldn't have to pay the fine for ending the contract if they weren't giving them the service agreed upon
If ping perfect is a shitty little garage provider they can't afford to fight it either
They're having a shit ton of growing pains though, it's gonna affect sales
On the other hand the low price tag will help
The biggest issue I can see is how they are going to handle the new biomes they want to add. They've talked about several new map types but I don't know if it's gonna be inter connected on the same server
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:17 AM
with enough optimization and managing how the game loads chunks of map or w/e
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:17 AM
The map is already huge so if they have 4 other maps the same size on the same server then you're never running into another player unless the server can handle 200 people
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:17 AM
it might not be too awful
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:17 AM
Well, it's either loadingzones, or everyone is buying new hardware
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:18 AM
Depends how much is loaded at once, really
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:18 AM
load everything
all the time
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:18 AM
the server load would mostly be dynamic objects/AI/constructed stuff which means playercount would probably be the ultimate issue for the server rather than the static map
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:18 AM
Well they can do a bunch by just pausing areas no player is in. But then you run into the problem of farming plots not growing because nobody is logged in nearby
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:19 AM
but yeah, client side heaviness isn't great for players so that needs to be managed
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:19 AM
the client already manages way too much for it to not be easily hacked
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:19 AM
regardless, there are open world games that have much larger maps and make it work so i'm sure it's possible
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:19 AM
The reason npc's were no threat at launch was because hits are handled client side
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:19 AM
yeah that's not super great
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:20 AM
it'll be interesting if the client also handles damage rolls
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:22 AM
or dong physics
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:22 AM
I thought you said doing physics
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:22 AM
Dong physics are important
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:22 AM
But then realised you were talking about the wang physics
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:22 AM
My character has a micro penis because it's less work for my gpu
Min maxing that fps
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:23 AM
those frames
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:23 AM
Does it only do your own wang?
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:23 AM
gotta save the dick-frames
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:23 AM
Can you make a completely flat chested woman barbarian in this game? I haven't actually checked
Like I'd cosplay as Dolly Little in this game
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:26 AM
Oh well, done eating breakfast
time to get leveling
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:31 AM
I'll probably be on after my shower
Okay I didn't realise you could look down at your dong
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:43 AM
as a female character, your tits can seriously like obstruct the bottom part of your screen whenever you look down
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:45 AM
Press V
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:48 AM
Does v hide body?
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:48 AM
it brings the camera out for a full frontal
Fallout 06-Feb-17 03:49 AM
is there anything on what the unique thralls give you?
like Maev the Magnificent?
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:51 AM
Lol
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:54 AM
Maev will eventually lead a robot rebellion against you
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:54 AM
Someone was testing uniques, I think it was @Rejd ?
Fallout 06-Feb-17 03:57 AM
unfortunately, in single player or with admin panel, you can't spawn in tamed thralls
Edd 06-Feb-17 03:57 AM
Or someone else, I don't remember, was a while back
Fallout 06-Feb-17 03:57 AM
you can spawn in the npcs, but you still gotta break them on a wheel
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:57 AM
Breaking is the best part
They said they will add iron maidens, crosses etc. too for the torture happy player. Also castration
So you can castrate other players
Fallout 06-Feb-17 03:58 AM
jesus
Prude 06-Feb-17 03:58 AM
hell yeah
god it's like reverse teabagging
it's not that you won and you put your balls on their face
you win
and take their balls
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 03:59 AM
When they do that. I'm rolling a squad of women around castrating every male we find
The pussypass clan
Fallout 06-Feb-17 03:59 AM
there better be ball and dick trophies you can make
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:00 AM
But yeah they need to add a lot more knockout options. I want poisons and bola's
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:01 AM
bola's for pvp would be huge
fuck the grit-boys that just run for days
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:02 AM
Or just crippling poison
Limit it to the dagger only and presto! Daggers have a use
Prude 06-Feb-17 04:05 AM
ah, the runescape approach to daggers!
classic
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:05 AM
Stuff like the cross being built by players will be nice too. Let me toss a player up onto a cross and he stays there until someone lets him down. He can suicide at any time, of course
But if he does he defaults his respawn to the wastes
That'll give you some neat tactical options too when raiding
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:07 AM
Why let them suicide?
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:07 AM
They said they didn't want anything like tranqs
Because they played other survival games and knew how shitty that felt (see ark)(edited)
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:08 AM
That was my favorite thing about Ark. Built a fucking gitmo, club out pubbies, and drag them into a cell where we kept them encumbered, handcuffed, and well fed for days.
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:08 AM
@BlackFaceMayhem Because being unable to free yourself and keep playing is unfun
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:08 AM
Yea it feels shitty, don't be fucking bad.
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:08 AM
I mean, I had it happen when playing with friends
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:08 AM
The cross would be a way to reset a players spawn away from his bed if he suicides on it
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:08 AM
Until someone decided the other guy was being a dick so they fed me stims
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:09 AM
When you have some 50 year old man screaming at you and pleading to be let go, there is no going back. Its just to much fun.
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:09 AM
It's also sadistic and hugely concerning
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:09 AM
what is the clan limit on the goon server?
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:10 AM
I found the best way to get out of a prison in ARK is to just strike up a casual conversation with my captors
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:10 AM
I didn't realize we had a few limp wristed types in this discord. mb
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:10 AM
If you take the fun out of holding someone they'll just let you go
Ocasionally you'll learn some new food recipes
Talk about how to cook good ribs and they'll love you
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:10 AM
I would just go afk, be at the respawn screen in like an hour.
Or just log off and on again over and over and slide out through the wall and get shot by autoturrets
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:11 AM
How is it possible to set the clanlimit too low on the god damn goonserver
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:11 AM
if the server pop is 70, what's the point in having a 40 man clan
no pubbies will even be a challenge
ever*
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:12 AM
Because it's a goon server in a multiplayergame. And soloing is fucking boring
Prude 06-Feb-17 04:12 AM
i actually don't know the clan limit - I thought it was set pretty high, but the idea was in spite of that we should try to act like different groups
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:12 AM
I mean, I'm just saying what the devs of this game introduced to stop people from doing what you talked about
Prude 06-Feb-17 04:12 AM
nobody is soloing, jesus
unless you want to
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:13 AM
on furth consideration, that base is so big, and loads so slow and might be better to just avvoid it
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:13 AM
Or rather, didn't introduce
Prude 06-Feb-17 04:13 AM
we've done goon servers in survival games before, making it seem to pubbies that they aren't facing stacked odds is important(edited)
for cultivating a server userbase beyond just us
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:13 AM
That seems crucial for keeping a server alive
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:14 AM
which is what upsets me about the server my friends and I left
the admin clan raided is with obviously admin spawned explosives
and on their 30 man server, we were a clan of 10
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:15 AM
That seems boring
Hell, raiding pubbies seems like it'll be largely pointless anyway
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:15 AM
I do agree, that sucks
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:16 AM
we were way ahead of everyone else on the server, cause of our industrial power with so many farmers
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:16 AM
But this isn't exactly primetime, so most of the day ill have to play solo and build everything from scratch. Which is a lot more fun, and effective, if you're more than one person
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:16 AM
and I have no life, so I was level 42
so I guess they got upset that I blocked off everything with T2, and they couldn't find a way inside to attack us
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:17 AM
What game was that?
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:17 AM
this game, conan
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:17 AM
Oh
There are explosives?
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:17 AM
happened like 2 days ago to us
yea, you have to farm dragons for it
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:17 AM
O.o
Tbh
I didn't even know the game had dragons
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:18 AM
there are bosses, dragons, unique thralls
special lore events
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:18 AM
O.o
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 04:18 AM
And testicle physics
can't forget that
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:18 AM
I guess I never asked
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:18 AM
oh, and god summoning
but the god summoning seems weird
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:19 AM
So is there a way to prevent gaining corruption? Or just a way to remove it?
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:19 AM
tame Dancer thralls
watch em twerk for you
but yea, the avatars, you can't summon them from your base shrines, or else you'll wreck your own base
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 04:20 AM
Corruption flowes from the body, as seed flows from a man. Both require the use of stimulating activities
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:20 AM
so you have to build a level 3 shrine somewhere near where you want to attack
and the avatars move sooo slowly
they use up so much of their 60s lifespan doing nothing
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:21 AM
Do they drop anything if murdered? Or just invincible?
Fallout 06-Feb-17 04:21 AM
and if someone is up on a mesa, the avatars can't even get up there
that I don't know
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:23 AM
Hmm
Seems kinda deep
The game that is
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:24 AM
@DroneVandalism
fuck of
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:27 AM
I don't care about raiding pubbies. I just want to murder them as they run around. Don't care about taking their shit
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:27 AM
Is there a way to quick join via ip?
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:27 AM
add the ip to lauch option
+connect xxx.xxx etv
etc
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:28 AM
Awesome
+connect 38.130.223.197:7777?
Picer 06-Feb-17 04:29 AM
aye
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:29 AM
ty
Apparently it isn't set by default to borderless windowed mode
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:33 AM
I'm just here for PvE
Want to get my corrupt purples
Dunk on bosses
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:34 AM
third times the charm
Chat global or local?
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:36 AM
Will any of you ever touch ARK again now that it's actually playable? And should I buy Scorched Earth for $9 before it goes up again?
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:36 AM
Which god do I worship?(edited)
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:36 AM
cannibal one
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:37 AM
I like Ark. Just really grindy unless you have a large group.
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:37 AM
is the tech shit in ark any good?
Or is it just another way for alpha tribes to dunk on everyone else?
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:38 AM
Is there ever an ARK presence on here? Because that tech tier just came out and it came with a HUGE optimization update
It runs really well now
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:38 AM
Its so hilariously expensive and tedious to acquire for what its worth, its not worth it.
And you can't transfer it
so you can't raid other servers with it
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:38 AM
How does hte transferring work? Like is it clusters of official servers?
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:39 AM
There are some private clusters, but mostly the officials. You can transfer from any official to another official. Dinos have a cool down of 12 hours. You can basically take anything with you.
Me and @calvus would just hop servers and murder people's dinos. The tears were great because people get so emotionally invested in their dinos.
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:40 AM
That sounds pretty cool actually. I'm gonna get Scorched Earth, sounds like it's worth
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:40 AM
There was a big goon group but now its basically just pubbies who goon fuck and 3 goons left.
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:41 AM
Shame people lost interest by the time it actually became playable
I was getting 20FPS on my 1080GTX no joke
to be fair I run a super high resolution but Conan Exiles runs at 90FPS+ at launch
so they're still shit devs
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:42 AM
I think the biggest issue was just their map design. Like if you look under the map you can see all this water and other bullshit. It all had to be rendered and what not.
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:42 AM
Seriously?
That would certainly explain the performance issues I was having for a year and a half
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:43 AM
There's been a big issue with the chinese getting under the map and shooting rockets at your base and you can't shoot back. It's like why is there even an "under the map". Under the map there are like water falls, land you can walk on, water... its like WTF
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:43 AM
Speaking of the Chinese, I'm intrigued by the fact that Snail secretly bought them in 2015
and they're making them work on Dark & Light
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 04:44 AM
They are making this f2p online Ark version for asian markets. Full of all kinds of Pay to Win and shit.
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 04:45 AM
Yep, I was wondering where all these projects were coming from until those leaked emails came out. The VR game, the minecraft voxel one, the main game and the MMO
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:47 AM
Tfw when I just sent someone a snapchat on the nudity in conan
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 04:48 AM
Guess it wasn't just me then. 😄
Prude 06-Feb-17 04:48 AM
>gets snapchat hoping for nudes from one of yo girls
>it's yo nerd boy, sending video game nudity
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:48 AM
I asked them if a digital dickpic was acceptable
'Thank you for sharing that with me'
Was what I got back
Eurrrrrgh. I need battleye?
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:56 AM
not really
battleye has been turned off because its causing stability issues
Edd 06-Feb-17 04:57 AM
Just got kicked for not having battleye
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:58 AM
Then they must have turned it back on
Edd 06-Feb-17 05:06 AM
This game seems to hate that I'm aussie
Yuup
Alexander DeLarge 06-Feb-17 05:09 AM
are official servers back up?
Edd 06-Feb-17 05:16 AM
Where'd search go? O.o
O.o
My discord got rolled back lmao
Edd 06-Feb-17 06:37 AM
@Picer where are you at?
Picer 06-Feb-17 06:37 AM
ma base
did you ever see the base we started on on the x2 server just before the goon server popped?
Edd 06-Feb-17 06:40 AM
I forget
I can hope on comms and wander over
Picer 06-Feb-17 06:41 AM
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 06:42 AM
Whats the clan limit on the goon server?
Picer 06-Feb-17 06:43 AM
30?
or soemthing
first clan is already full atleast
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 06:45 AM
No, first clan was BMW, I don't think it is full
Picer 06-Feb-17 06:46 AM
first clan, main clan
whatever
the clan i asked for invite atleast, was full
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 06:46 AM
Ah gotcha my b
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:46 AM
the clan limit will be moot if things go accordingto plan
duster 06-Feb-17 06:47 AM
someone broke into tum tum clan and destroy a lot of our bas
BMW why would you guys do that?
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 06:47 AM
lol
duster 06-Feb-17 06:47 AM
gonna make people leave
killed around 30 aseleep goons and destroyed all the beds
Edd 06-Feb-17 06:48 AM
@Picer
duster 06-Feb-17 06:49 AM
i'm the leader so
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 06:49 AM
Goon on Goon violence. Who knew?
duster 06-Feb-17 06:49 AM
i didn't
pretty lame, gonna lose your goon pop probably
and the point of having a head start was for goons to get setup
but apparently it just the 6 ppl in bmw?
not the ~40 goons in Tumtum and hanging out till you fix guidl cap?
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:52 AM
I'm not on so I can't tell you what happened, but maybe there's an explanation
Edd 06-Feb-17 06:52 AM
Well
Rip all the goons apparently
duster 06-Feb-17 06:53 AM
:/
well its the BMW people... no other goons around have steel access and they admit it to it because some guy not in tum tum declared war and was banned?
that is fucked
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:55 AM
I'm not involved, but did anyone explain the reasoning?
Orv 06-Feb-17 06:55 AM
Not what happened.
Banned guy is wholly unrelated.
duster 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
then who declared war? i'm the leader and i haven't talked to any of you since saying the guild cap is 30
Orv 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
Ted The Friendly Coward
duster 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
who?
Orv 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
A Man In Your Guild
Edd 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
Oh wait, was it the guy that got banned besides Akumos?
Orv 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
Nobody else got banned
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:56 AM
the other ban was like yesterday, unrelated to Akumos and to this
duster 06-Feb-17 06:57 AM
so orv you just walked over here and killed a bunch of people because some lv 14 goon that has been on for 2 hours declared war?
Orv 06-Feb-17 06:57 AM
Yes, I personally, am the monster you need.
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:57 AM
I mean, it wasn't ENTIRELY unjustified then
how was Orv to know?
The problem with having this many voices is anyone can pretend to speak for everyone
duster 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
because kimsemus and the other admins said today was base building
Orv 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
Nobody spoke up to tell him off, or said Ha ha just joking.
duster 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
dude
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
Why are goons at war with each other?
duster 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
bunch of pepole in tum tum gonna quit
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
this is yet another reason I was encourage all of you to find the people you work well with and form tighter groups - both for the purpose of pubby retention, and so everyone in your clan is on the same page
duster 06-Feb-17 06:58 AM
because of your retarded actions
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 06:59 AM
Which admin said it was for base building?
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 06:59 AM
My actions?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 06:59 AM
Having a password to give goon advantage /= only for base building.
duster 06-Feb-17 06:59 AM
kimsesmus
Prude 06-Feb-17 06:59 AM
while I do think the narrative was to not have goon on goon, if anyone flames out over this (when there's at least a valid reason behind it, no matter how silly), they're probably too thin skinned for the general survival game scene
duster 06-Feb-17 06:59 AM
so cool the whole point of the server was to get goons in here and have bmw 10 man clan attack the other goon clan while they all are asleep
fucking lmao
duster 06-Feb-17 07:00 AM
i guess have fun?
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:00 AM
everyone should be on the same team
but one of yo boys started talkin' and there's no pubbies yet(edited)
wait for the pubbies
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:00 AM
If you're going to leave at least remember to transfer ownership of clan
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:00 AM
the game hasn't even started yet
duster 06-Feb-17 07:00 AM
i'll see what happens to the rest of the goons
but i'm pretty sure over half with quit
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
you guys deserved to have that shit destroyed
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
^^ lol omg
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
I'm pretty sure if they quit they shouldn't be here in the first place
duster 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
yea those goons don't know what they were doing
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
guys guys guys
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Gross
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:01 AM
let's just have some rules in place
no attack T1 bases okay??
duster 06-Feb-17 07:02 AM
they were testing stupid shit like sky boxes and infinite building
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:02 AM
okay that base design is fucking shit lmao
call it a learning experience
considering our actual competition isn't even on the server yet, I wouldn't think of this as having lost a whole lot
believe me - if the game is what we want it to be, there's going to be a LOT of building and rebuilding
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
How far did tum tum get anyways?
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
Legit though, if like 30 goons did quit
duster 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
i'm more worried about the other goons
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
Wouldn't that be a decent hit to server pop?
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
it'd make not over-fucking pubbies easier, lol
duster 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
that were more concerned with pushing the limits of stuff not building raid base
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:04 AM
but yeah, I do doubt 30 people will quit
there's an explanation for all of it, it's a silly chain of events
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
I mean, yeah, I doubt that many will quit, obviously
duster 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
its a shitty one dude
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
gotta take these things in stride and laugh them off, it's the only way to win in these games
duster 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
we could have walked over there with steel weapons long time ago but we didn't?
because it was 1 guy apparently attacking bmw
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
If people are going to quit because they got raided, I recommend switching games. Maybe Hello Kitty Online. We could probably get a channel setup for them.
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
Wait so was the whole base deconstructed, or just the pillar stuff?
Picer 06-Feb-17 07:05 AM
Get over it, build up again and plan revenge
duster 06-Feb-17 07:06 AM
they destroyed the beds, crafting spots, peoples personal projects
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:06 AM
Highly recommend never placing loot in a place vulnerable to collapse, if that's what happened
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 07:07 AM
You guys need to settle this like men. Leaders need to duel, dongs out on the battlefield.
Then put the issue to rest.
duster 06-Feb-17 07:08 AM
i know most of these guys weren't interested in goon fights or goon fucking
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:08 AM
BLOOD
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:08 AM
i don't think anyone was, except the guy who made it out to be a "war" (more like playfight really)
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:08 AM
I know you were just speaking of how one person can't speak for a group and yet here you are
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:08 AM
a rowdy goon hears that, of course they'll react
duster 06-Feb-17 07:08 AM
orv how much time did you spend in this discord with tum tum?
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:09 AM
What does that possibly have to do with anything
duster 06-Feb-17 07:10 AM
because a lot of people talked about goon fucking and fighting with BMW, most didn't want to do and told people to leave you guys alone when they asked for directions and if they should fuck with guys early in the server.
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:10 AM
That aside, there's some strong lag going on right now
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:10 AM
if BMW wholeheartedly wanted to goonfuck any other goons, it wouldn't be one silly incident
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:10 AM
I just managed to die inside the base from a hyena attack I couldn't see
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:10 AM
it'd be repeated and complete eradication of everything
over and over
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:11 AM
We were just talking about how we should tear down your entire base and rebuild it as ours so you can never leave
That's goonfucking
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 07:11 AM
Is the dreadfort setup yef?
Yet*
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 07:12 AM
Back in my day BMW, Mercedes and Audi all competed together in the global car manufacturing market.
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:12 AM
Tum Tum makes tractors, I think?
Ice cream carts?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:12 AM
Antiacids bro
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:12 AM
Talking Heads spinoff, I thought.
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:12 AM
Right.
duster 06-Feb-17 07:13 AM
idk lets see what happens when othe rgoons get online
but i know most will abandon
could be due to also the lack of interest in the game like all goon rushes
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:14 AM
most wont abandon, its annoying but itll be ok
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:14 AM
If you quit over progress being reset once survival games are not for you
Hth
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:14 AM
I know this river oh so well
duster 06-Feb-17 07:14 AM
i'm sayin on this server
my guess is they'll go to something else idk
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:15 AM
Except we're currently the best running server for Conan
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:15 AM
less goons is more pubbies
I'm not going to complain either way
Picer 06-Feb-17 07:16 AM
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:16 AM
but people are too short sighted to be the type i'd wanna work with if they're going to give up after like a one-day setback (maximum)
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:16 AM
its like a 12 hour setback
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:16 AM
Duster, I gotta be honest, it kinda sounds like you're personally really upset and am just trying to sort of deflect by putting your frustrations in the mouth of other goons, which you have a deep connection to and so know precisely what they want and hate.
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:16 AM
The shit we broke and stole is about fifteen minutes work on a 3x server
Except maybe the hides, which are kind of a pain
duster 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
lmao
it seems you don't know me
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
Tell me more about goonology.
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
no need for everyone to be antagonistic
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
Shut up dad
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
Alright, alright.
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
Need /= desire
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:17 AM
Yeah alright.
duster 06-Feb-17 07:18 AM
however i have played with most of them in other games like Salem and HnH
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:18 AM
very well
we'll see what happens
and deal with problems as they arise
Picer 06-Feb-17 07:18 AM
Im serious
plot revenge
duster 06-Feb-17 07:18 AM
i am just saying many of the newer goons will see this as goon fuckin
bu tothers like ruggan and forge won't give a shit
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:19 AM
if they are capable of reading and don't just jump to conclusions (the typical goon way, admittedly)
they'll see this discussion
and know it wasn't entirely senseless(edited)
duster 06-Feb-17 07:19 AM
lmao
they couldn't figure out the server name or the map to that base
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:19 AM
that is a good point
that's the struggle i've had in every online game ever
duster 06-Feb-17 07:20 AM
you overestimate the general goon
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:20 AM
goon or not, the bulk of people you COULD play with
are kind of slow and quiet
MAJOR problem in shit like WoW
I'd cultivate a 700 member guild for the purpose of general good times
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:20 AM
guys uts gonna be ok
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:20 AM
maximum like 50 of them ever speak
lots of drones, lots of people who wont do stuff even if they want to do stuff unless specifically called out
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:21 AM
STAY OUT OF THIS EONWE
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:21 AM
it is the plague of online gaming
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:21 AM
WE HAVE TO BE MAD
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:21 AM
lol
really tho it will get sorted out
duster 06-Feb-17 07:22 AM
lmao you declared war because of lv 14 guy with a stone sword called you names
fucking lmao
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:22 AM
dude you shluld calm down
duster 06-Feb-17 07:22 AM
what part of lmao don't you get?
and it is clam down
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
duster, are you new to playing with goons bro?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
The part with fucking in front of it?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
the part where you are shaking wuth anger
duster 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
i'm literally shaking
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
:frogsiren: Meltdown Alert :frogsiren:
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
it seems like it
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:23 AM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:24 AM
im not even being sarcastic
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:24 AM
cums on self and since i'm so pale it's the same color as my cumskin and i look like i'm melting me to me: nice meltdown
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:24 AM
tgere os no reason to be upset
they could patch the game and everything gets wiped
duster 06-Feb-17 07:24 AM
lmao
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 07:24 AM
I'm upset and I don't even know why
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
happened last patch
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
Lol yeah that
cat 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
mad about video game houses
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
more games need houses tbh
its a dumb feature but we all still love it
duster 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
first of cat, tum tum tride had no houses
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 07:25 AM
just one side of a ziggarut and stair way to mithera
guess how many goons were working on those things?
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 07:26 AM
How far did tum tum get?
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 07:26 AM
Sounds not very far
duster 06-Feb-17 07:26 AM
out of the 30 peopl in the clan, about half were building that goddamn stair way
cat 06-Feb-17 07:27 AM
it's pretty cute
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:27 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 07:27 AM
tekneek any shots from the top before it was destroyed?
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 07:27 AM
Yo you need to just get in game a slap dicks until someone wins
duster 06-Feb-17 07:28 AM
there is ton of tum tum tribe dudes with silly bases all over
lmao
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:28 AM
Humpty Dumpty
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:28 AM
i mean, BMW (esp @Rejd ) built massive DREADFORTS + a surrounding complex with lots of shit in it on a weekly basis for over a year pretty much
its a lot of work
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:28 AM
no shots from above we were scared to go up with your floating pillars of antigravit
y
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:28 AM
but that's the price of greatness
consider this a warm up
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:29 AM
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:29 AM
for when the true enemy appears
duster 06-Feb-17 07:29 AM
lmao
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:30 AM
Anyone get that weird kinda artefact around the head?
It's very thing
thin*
Rejd 06-Feb-17 07:30 AM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:30 AM
if they have all kinds of bases then itll be ok
sorry man I feel bad
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:30 AM
the dreadfort + spire that was so tall it became noneuclidean
and crashed every other person to approach it
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:30 AM
bit I cant make it appear
they can make it and I think most will be ok
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:31 AM
did you rain pumpkins down on pubbies
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:31 AM
it looks smaller than it actually was from that angle
well, we invited lots of pubbies to come jump off the top for fun
discovered you can actually survive if you landed on the barbed wire atop the outer walls
Rejd 06-Feb-17 07:31 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 07:31 AM
we'll see when those dumb goons making that stair way come one
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
That's pretty impressive
duster 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
gonna get fucking GREAT telling them how to get back to that general area again
because you all destroyed the beds
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
I remember the dread fort next to gay towers
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
if they can't figure out how to get to a place they've already been to
they have critically awful map skills
duster 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
goons
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
conans 101 class how to read a map
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:32 AM
but I suppose not everyone can have my flawless sense of direction
cat 06-Feb-17 07:33 AM
presses M button dam wtf is this?
duster 06-Feb-17 07:33 AM
you would think they woudl figure it out
but nope
every time a new person woudl join they needed directions
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:35 AM
if there wasn't a map before, I'd always consider throwing together a quick map with a route + destination marker and any necessary notes for anyone any of us plan to share a base with
for the sake of hopefully making it less frustrating
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:35 AM
seriously tho there's some mad lag going on
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:37 AM
if they made it there once they probably know how
its not ancient knowledge lost to time
it fuckin sucks but just start rebuilding. if you want, Ill bring you some mats
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:38 AM
yeah if anyone has issues
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:38 AM
i dont care about clans, I probs wont go out of my way to fight goons if I know they are goons
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:38 AM
BMW can help
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:38 AM
so I dont mins helping some
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:39 AM
nobody wants this to be a goon on goon deal
it wasn't the intention but since someone made it out to be that, it happened
but it's not a big deal since this is only the beginning and hopefully we get the pubbies to support just fighting them
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 07:39 AM
fuckin cant even go ONE DAY
ONE
DAY
without infighting
y'al ldumb
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:39 AM
from what I understand the steel cauldrons were left
so this wasnt about fucking people over
duster 06-Feb-17 07:40 AM
i just don't want the pve or base buiding types to bail
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:40 AM
i mean really everyone can blame the nog who "declared war" (forgot his name already)
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:40 AM
they will be fine
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:40 AM
this is less senseless than me killing ashy's sleeping body every other day for a week or w/e just because I knew it made him mad
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:40 AM
Ill try to bring you guys some mats later
duster 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
yea i kicked him already
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
used to be the Rust passtime was shooting eachother on top of the dreadfort
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Ahahah
Fuck ashy
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
i was asleep but Im fone with helping some
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
good, that's fine if you kick the dude
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Id forgive him maybe
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
someone can let him know to not say things he doesn't mean or whatever, or at least to not speak for y'all
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
he was probs just making a joke
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:41 AM
and thus we begin our road to smaller sub-clans
which is good and better for everyone
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:42 AM
BEEFY BOYS when
duster 06-Feb-17 07:42 AM
if it is the same guy i think it is, he was also running around punching people and stealing peoples eggs
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:42 AM
lmao
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:42 AM
i see
did someone need to borrow my realgirl(tm) vagina
it sounds like maybe
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:43 AM
i do
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:43 AM
i dont (im gay)
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:43 AM
Sorry I'm only into 2d women
Prude 06-Feb-17 07:43 AM
im gay... for 2d bois
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:43 AM
it just sounds like someone needs to give me their balls because they ain't using em
duster 06-Feb-17 07:44 AM
lmao
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
also GOOD MORNING GOONS
duster 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
someone is already fixing up the goddamn stairs
~goons~
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
i saw a picture of those stairs.
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
the 30 are saved!
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
they're terrible
make them better :(
duster 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
nope
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:45 AM
im glad they ate
are ok
duster 06-Feb-17 07:46 AM
i prefer the wild untamed goon
that does whatever for lols
like punching rhinos and building retard shit
or making 2k twine for "exp"
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 07:46 AM
Whew glad I was able to catch up this channel while I have my coffee and
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:46 AM
lol
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 07:46 AM
and attacking bmw :V
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:46 AM
does whatever except for targeting other goons
god forbid
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 07:47 AM
dust im glad it seems to be going ok
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:47 AM
hugs for all
this is a safe space
duster 06-Feb-17 07:47 AM
goon fucking is just rude ofaloaf
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:47 AM
Why would you ever want to fuck a goon
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:47 AM
ayy
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:48 AM
idk its been a while.
my standards are low
duster 06-Feb-17 07:48 AM
cliffy b though
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:48 AM
Does the b in cliffy b stand for bitch
Cause he's a school boy bitch
duster 06-Feb-17 07:48 AM
i think it is some pollock last name
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:50 AM
has your tummy licking gone well?
duster 06-Feb-17 07:54 AM
no tummies to lick
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:54 AM
i just broke a floor and now everyone's quitting :(
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:54 AM
yeah i think i speak on behalf of bmw that half of us are gonna leave, rebuilding that is too much
it took 8 of us to build that floor tile
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 07:55 AM
I haven't even logged on yet and I'm quitting over the prospect of having to repair that.
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:55 AM
I'm gonna stay neutral in this goon vs goon war
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:55 AM
I'm refunding my purchase over the thought of that
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:55 AM
But can I watch with popcorn?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:56 AM
It'll make you an accessery.
Edd 06-Feb-17 07:56 AM
Fuck
To which side?
The winning side?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 07:56 AM
Yes
Tangerine 06-Feb-17 07:58 AM
Do you want to end up at Nuremberg? Because that's how you end up a Nuremberg
duster 06-Feb-17 07:58 AM
very rude of you all stealing our cooking thrawll
Picer 06-Feb-17 08:02 AM
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 08:07 AM
Alright, I've had a couple instances of lag leading to invisible hyena deaths, and can't spend skill points without restarting and logging back in
mmmmaybe the server needs a restart?
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 08:08 AM
I havent noticed any issues, but I could be the exception
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 08:08 AM
You are likely the exception.
Just now I wasn't able to mine stone because of some issue.
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 08:09 AM
I just chopped some trees and got the wood from them
Rejd 06-Feb-17 08:09 AM
Like 2 days ago or so I read about an issue where sometimes you'll also have ghost stones you can't mine?(edited)
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 08:10 AM
those darned phantom rockos
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:10 AM
I kept lagging out and not having trees do tree things
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 08:11 AM
I hate when trees don't put out.
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 08:11 AM
Did you try feeding it dinner first?
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:12 AM
By that I mean they wouldn't fall the fuck over
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 08:13 AM
Check that you aren't using a ghost tool
Drop it and see if it disappears(edited)
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 08:14 AM
Nice bush
I relogged and it went back to working.
I was mining and then just couldn't mine rocks anymore.
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 08:19 AM
@amalilakab server is solid, most of the performance issues are always client related.
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Server is nice
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 08:20 AM
@Tempus Thales What can i do to aid this?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 08:21 AM
Reeee really hard at funcom
Evike 06-Feb-17 08:21 AM
god that outfit is so ridic
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 08:21 AM
its just the state of the game, it's early access
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 08:21 AM
be sure to compare them to hitler, and threaten to kill yourself
That way they know you're super serious about it
Rejd 06-Feb-17 08:22 AM
Don't forget to drop a "I'm literally shaking"
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 08:22 AM
^
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 08:22 AM
I'm super glad there were no big protests where I'm at, otherwise I don't think I could have helped myself
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 08:22 AM
Going to work on the guide today.
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 08:23 AM
Get a beer, sit at the outdoor patio, watch the idiocy in motion
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 08:40 AM
Buildings aren't rendering, I'm having to restart the game a lot more now
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:44 AM
server needs a restart
its not clientside
12 hours uptime is conans limit
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 08:49 AM
Prude 06-Feb-17 08:49 AM
it's me
i'm the bad entry
OmarCominYo 06-Feb-17 08:50 AM
just crashed walking up stairs
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 08:54 AM
like I'm not saying that the server itself is bad, but the current way the game and stuff is set up, it definitely feels like Conan is wheezing after having a server run uninterrupted this long
Prude 06-Feb-17 08:55 AM
yeah the game itself probably has a lot of fucked up shit nothing can really account for, proactively speaking
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 08:56 AM
Logging in to find half my gear is ghost items or twine or some shit is pretty annoying.
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 09:13 AM
Yeah, I think everyone is having this type of issue.
However, we have higher tier gear for you now anyway.
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:15 AM
Well, game was pretty fun
Exp and levelling felt pretty smooth too
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:16 AM
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:17 AM
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:17 AM
3 minute video a guy made
That in summary is 4 words
'Use pick on tree'
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:17 AM
why do you need facecam for this shit
fuck every streamer and every youtube personality like this faggot
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:18 AM
because reasons
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:18 AM
Hyenas are the fucking devil
Fuck those laughing shits
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:18 AM
Okay but like... That isn't even the issue
He actually made a 3 minute video on gathering fucking bark
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 09:18 AM
are 2 of those minutes the dubsteppy intro?
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:18 AM
the ulterior motive is he's a streamer/vid maker who uses cam
it's a chance to expand his brand
and hear the sound of his own voice
and maybe even insert ads
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:19 AM
No like, his intro is actually short
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:19 AM
so of course he'll draw it out
anywhere that you can generate content, eh
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:19 AM
He just draws out the actual tutorial which is apparently mostly him failing
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 09:19 AM
does he thank people for liking and subscribing?
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:19 AM
Yeah
He thanks you for clicking on the video
Also he responds to like every comment
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:20 AM
Sever
The worst streamer is Cohn Carnage. Because every 10 minutes of his stream he spends 8 thanking his latest donators and subscribers and yelling out random names in chat as if he knows them
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:21 AM
Oh man
this guy has an amazing amount of crappy uploads
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:22 AM
thats a lot like what xyelz did
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:22 AM
Also I'd say it'd be a lot better if he decided not to thank people from the start
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:22 AM
just stupid pandering to his viewers instead of doing like, actual cool stuff(edited)
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:22 AM
Becasue like, now that he started doing it, he can't stop
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:22 AM
and of course twitch nerds EAT IT UP
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:22 AM
And the guy gets so many subscribers that yeah
So he makes a video for every resource he sees
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:23 AM
because basically ravenous twitch fans are the sorts of people who would fall in with actual irl cults lead by "charismatic" dudes if they didn't have the internet to fulfill their need for community
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:24 AM
Alright this guy is a fucking meme at this stagd
stage*
He has a tutorial on how to shape terrain in astroneer
Which is something that is... Like 2 button presses
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
Does the tutorial video spend at least 1 minute on intro?
That's the worst thing about those little tech support videos that claim to solve a common issue in some game
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
Same as his other videos I think
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
'Hi my name is X and I'm here to tell you about this thing and blah blah blah' Get to the point
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
Like a 5 second intro
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
And then there's the ones where they don't talk but write into a notepad
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
And then just over explaining the shit out of it
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
i really actually hate how much info is dumped into videos these days
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
text in note pad. In a youtube video
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:26 AM
its a poor format for instructionals
like whenever i do need some info on some niche software or whatever, half the time any tutorials on this or that will be exclusively in youtube videos
like bitch
just give me a fucking numbered list of steps
i dont wanna hear your voice
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:27 AM
It think it should be short and sweet, clear and concise
Like in some games I want more of an explanation
Like PoE
But in a game like this, tell me the tool I need, what I need to hit and maybe where they are
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 09:28 AM
I hat the instructionals that always start with HEY GUYS, IT's 420swaglord420 back with another awesome video, don't forget to like and subscribe, and 4 minutes into the 5 minute video you hear the three things you needed and can close it
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:28 AM
games like PoE are very mechanically rich in ways that aren't totally intuitive sometimes
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 09:28 AM
Path of Exile or Pillars of Eternity?
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:28 AM
either maybe? But I was thinking Path of Exile
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
I know I'm old as fuck because I thought of Portal of Evil
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
I think largely the videos are inflated because they need at least 10 minutes for the ad money
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
Path of Exile
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
even diablo 3, which seems less robust on the sperg level, has shit you wouldn't immediately know about like attack speed breakpoints (just like diablo 2 - but you'd only know that if you played diablo 2)
but most mechanics in survival games are pretty, ugh
"macro" and tangible
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
I mean like, in build guide for poe there is just way too much to go over, compared to say survival games
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
not numerical
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:29 AM
Where you can sum them up in like 3 or 4 steps, max
In terms of 'tutorials'(edited)
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:30 AM
I think setting up a cron job with a warning in chat for a server reset every 8 hours or so is gonna need to be a thing until they better optimize shit
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:30 AM
Yeah I think so Kim
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:30 AM
But wall spiders are amazing
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 09:30 AM
8h seems good
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:30 AM
Also yeah, there are wall spiders
And underground spiders
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:31 AM
Also it's not that part of a base wasn't rendering, I think someone knocked out one pillar and collapsed half a base
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:31 AM
O.o
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:31 AM
oh boy
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:31 AM
That was a totally different thing Kims
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 09:31 AM
More or less, yeah.
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:32 AM
BMW base doesn't render when you get too far away and come back(edited)
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:32 AM
has the server restarted yet
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:32 AM
Nyet
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:32 AM
if not I'll have it restarted
okay
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:32 AM
Give us a second to clear our altars
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:32 AM
well it won't be right now
I messaged TT he'll do it
when he responds
so you got a bit
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:33 AM
As long as people know the restart times, shouldn't be much of an issue anyway, should it?
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 09:33 AM
do altars get cleared during reset?
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:33 AM
It's a bug currently
T2 ones vanish
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:33 AM
Damn
That sounds shitty
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:34 AM
Right
Yeah we'll try to code a message that gives 15 and 5 minute warnings in chat
Orv 06-Feb-17 09:34 AM
Also there's been some chatter on Reddit that since Friday's patch chests are also vanishing
So we'll see
Edd 06-Feb-17 09:40 AM
Also that guy I was complaining about
Likes comparing everything
Like 50% of his videos are blah vs blah
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 09:54 AM
@here incoming server restart to fix some issues.
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:03 AM
morning
how has the weekend been for fixing this game
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:04 AM
So I don't see the password for the server anywhere?
Am I dumb? (yes)
Rejd 06-Feb-17 10:05 AM
fuckgoons
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:05 AM
its fuckgoons
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:05 AM
thanks
Rejd can I be in BMW am I cool enough?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:05 AM
I think they're about to restart it though
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:06 AM
Also I think I've been with the discord long enough to not be a babby!
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:07 AM
How much money have you given BMW?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:07 AM
$0
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:07 AM
This guy checks out.
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:08 AM
I miss the stories of goons scamming pubbies in eve
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:08 AM
Angry Luigi for President 2020
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:08 AM
Imagine if the POTUS was a goon
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:08 AM
@Rejd notice me senpai
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:08 AM
I scammed a guy from PL last week.
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:09 AM
What'd you do?
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:09 AM
I sold him PL space back to him, telling him it was TEST space.
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:09 AM
I remember playing EVE.......................................
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:09 AM
that TEST had taken over from the GEWNS
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Man, I kinda miss that game
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:11 AM
anyways he paid me a pretty good sum of isk
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:11 AM
The entire jouney of discovery from a horde of clueless dipshits in syndicate to owning delve was the highpoint of it all
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:11 AM
I used to fight against the goons
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:12 AM
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:12 AM
When I was in UNITY
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:13 AM
Every time EvE comes up in conversation, I have to say I played in a lowsec corp because the one time I said I was in Goonfleet they refused to talk to me for like 6 weeks
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:13 AM
Which eventually came to bite me in the ass when Co2 kicked me out because my assets were suspicious despite me telling them where they came from
Apparently being honest is a bad thing
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:13 AM
I'm going to run a scam ring in Conan
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:14 AM
I don't know how you scam people in conan
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:14 AM
Steve, obviously you should have never talked to those people to begine with
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:14 AM
Does it start by building an altar on a single pillar 50 meters up?
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:14 AM
@Kimsemus, remember my scams in Albion Online?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:14 AM
I scammed people in UO back in the day when Age Of Shadows came out with all the special capes and shit.
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:14 AM
It was a work colleauge, and the topic eventually came round to game we played, and he mentioned eve
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:15 AM
do i need to find goon town or should i do my own thing for now
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:15 AM
Depends if you are cool or not
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:15 AM
most defintely not
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:15 AM
finding goontown is part of the onboarding process
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:15 AM
Then probably much easier to just do your own thing
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:15 AM
i turned my dong slider all the way down
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
so now you just have an enlarged clitoris?
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
essentially
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
You could try prostrating yourself in front of the BMW people
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
We've killed for less.
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
anyone know why the password wouldn't be working for me? I've tried it a million times
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
i know religions do something but do races have any effect?
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
It's a capital F
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
its lowercase f
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
ah
...
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
Not enough parameters.
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
it is lowercase
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
It is?
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
its fuckgoons
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:16 AM
"fuckgoons" no quotes
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
I've been typing lowercase
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
I used capital apparently
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
||| scouts honor
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
Well, this is... Odd
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
Neither way works for me
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
Oh, maybe the world just hates you
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
restart your conan client
it's a bug with the client that causes this
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
server is coming down anyways
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
I'm actually curious if I did use a capital now
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:17 AM
no ETA, sometime back today before noon
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:18 AM
Because that'd be awkward
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:18 AM
ur mum goes down but I don't ignore her ohhhhhhhhhhh
Rejd 06-Feb-17 10:18 AM
I think I used "FuckGoons" aswell
So maybe capitalization doesn't matter
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:18 AM
Rejd why am I still green and not allowed with the cool kids?
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:18 AM
Inb4 conan isn't case sensitive?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
@Kimsemus do we really think we can run 125 players? What even is the current biggest server running?
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
server disconnected
we cant run past 70
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
70 is hardlocked atm
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
becuse funcom
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
server crash?
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
Waaaaaaaaait
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
but in theory, TT and myself think its possible
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
more like fun commies
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
Jfc people
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:19 AM
So rather than locking just their servers
They lock all servers?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
server restart Bishop
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
We just said it's being restarted
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
WHER GON SERVER
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
Because they have enough bugs and issues to work out
^^
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
im a goon, clearly i dont fucking listen
Rejd 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
BlackFaceMayhem 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
Did someone say the server is down?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
@Kimsemus oh okay(edited)
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
server lied, goons died
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
server died rip i quit forever bye
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
@Tempus Thales how is the server handling anyway?
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
goonfucked again!!!!!
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:20 AM
MODS KNEW
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
i was just crafting my first dong shield too
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
like a bannana on an old woman's mouth
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
i blame goons
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
I was gonna more ask if it was pushing the cpu at all
But you know, that description works
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
Server is BEAST
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
10% utilization at the most
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
do you eventually unlock everything on the leveling tree or is there a limit?
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
Lmao
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
12 cores xeon
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:21 AM
Is it gonna have any problems at all?
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
what gen Xeon?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
Rejd my lawyer will hear about this EXPECT TO SEE ME IN GERMAN COURT
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
Is there even anything else being run on it?
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
I didn't know sharia law had an effect on videogames
duster 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
All violence is wrong
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
bishop every time i tried to test that i gave up from being bored SO you find out in signle player
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
Luigi is that a sharia court
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:22 AM
Anyways we got to get conan runnin under supervisord so its always up
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:23 AM
probably
duster 06-Feb-17 10:23 AM
i heard that Trump banned Sharkira law
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:23 AM
he damned well better grow a beard first is all I have to say
duster 06-Feb-17 10:23 AM
this true?
after i finish walling off base with t2
i'm making the foundations of that stupid fucking sky ladder into t2 pillars
or maybe destroying it
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:24 AM
Why a skyladder?
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:24 AM
You're just gonna tempt them
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:24 AM
I guess we'll go ahead and use this demon blood we found lying around
duster 06-Feb-17 10:24 AM
ayy lmao
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:24 AM
lmao
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:24 AM
So when does all out war start?
duster 06-Feb-17 10:25 AM
idk
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:25 AM
Where were you when they built that ladder to heaven?
leven leven leven, nine-eleven
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:25 AM
I thought it was a Stairway....
duster 06-Feb-17 10:25 AM
i assume whomever gets yog summoned first
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:25 AM
Well the server loses the password tonight, so we're probably not going to do any more goon violence for a while
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:25 AM
Ahh fuck, I won't be on until after
So we'll see what happens with the place I'm at
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
I just hope BMW doesnt do a Guild Implode
duster 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
the one benefit of having 30 goons running around randomly is checking out their bases and finding a bunch of t2 yog alters
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
there a map for goontown on this server?
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Guild implode?
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Which will all vanish
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Like the other goons do
duster 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
its only a matter of time before BMW splinters
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Literally no one has ever called it a "Guild Implode"
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Don't get your hopes up :P
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Ever once in a thousand years
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
BMW as it was wont splinter
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
I thought the problem would be them declaring wars.
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:26 AM
the only splinter risk is the NEW BLOOD
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:27 AM
am I old blood or new blood? Or even middle-age blood?
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:27 AM
the ACTUAL BMW splinter already happened, and i'm the one responsible
but then it was fixed
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:27 AM
BMW, more like goontards amirite?
duster 06-Feb-17 10:27 AM
lmao tum tum was a place holder because commoners, sol, ruggan, and I thought BMW was going to be the goon guild so we made this retarded clan
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:27 AM
You're bear blood.
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:27 AM
tum tum was the best karate kid
duster 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
and here we are, broken sky ladder and 1/3rd ziggurat
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
I mean, there aren't that many clans right now on the server anyway
Sounds like 3-4
duster 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
i think 3
and i am counting yours too edd
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
Duster, please move on.
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
.com
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
We've got bigger problems, pubbies :P
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:28 AM
sounds a lot like "tum tum"
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
that is rude
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
I am in flavor country
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
anyone wanna play tummy sticks till the server comes back
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
is the server back up yet?
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
gimme the GOD DAMN server!!
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
@amalilakab I expect him to be bitter for at least a week
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
OVER 850 GOONS AGREE: PUT THIS PISSBITCH ON IGNORE
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:29 AM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
hacker admin noclip ban
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
idk why you think i am upset lmao i didn't build that retarded thing
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
you do keep bringing it up
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
Because you keep mentioning it
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
was there goon drama
duster 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
because people keep bring it up?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
I mean what can be done about it
right now
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
pay our respects towards it
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
Nothing much
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
so why mention it for like the 5th or 6th time
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
f
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
heheh, remember when BMW defeated Tum Tum in the great goon war of 2017?
guys
duster 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
people say stuff or post i respond because it is funny?
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:30 AM
anyone remember that?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
ok well dude im sorry you seem ike you are actually a bit mad about it and are playing it off like yo uarent
so idk
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
lmao
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
Hey guys
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
people don't think the universe be like it is but it do
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
Did Akumos respond in the thread?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:31 AM
yea
and I immediately asked him why he was talking about glitching into peoples bases
and his response was, he was joking
lol
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
LMAO
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
b-b-b-but he was joking guys
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
he has purposely tried to ruin shit before
duster 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
i think that guy also did stupid shit in Salem
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
yes not just in Salem but multiple games
duster 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
yea
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:32 AM
He ended up banned from H1Z1
and multiple other games
Martout 06-Feb-17 10:33 AM
akumos aimbotted on goon cs servers
among other things
duster 06-Feb-17 10:33 AM
he didn't make it too far in this one lmao
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:33 AM
akumos aimbotted people died
duster 06-Feb-17 10:33 AM
last a total of 1 hour?
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
does this game have super rare resources?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
define rare
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
bark
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Man I hope pubbies don't find the poe goons' base
duster 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
bark
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
link the video on how to get bark 😛
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
i mean why would you want to glitch into someones base?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:35 AM
ish
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
I once did refer-a-friend leveling with Akumos in WoW
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
to rub your dick on someones sleeping face
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
There
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
I'm sorry @GoGoGadget
I'm so sorry
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
Akumos is like, a nice guy sometimes
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
It's been years
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
but he has anger issues
and inevitably ends up shitting over everything
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
Why is that bark video 3 minutes long?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
if he feels slighted
duster 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
lmao
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
It's literally PICKAXE -> TREE
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
Demiurge, because fuck you
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
@Demiurge I'm pretty sure I already explained this to you
duster 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
bark video is super indepth
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:36 AM
stone pick + tree
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
When I linked it like 2 hours ago
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
I didn't watch it that time
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
Oh god
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
maybe you shouldn't have posted it twice did you think about that
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
I didn't
I posted it once
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
Yeah, maybe this is your fault
Ass
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
you just said you posted it before!
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
Unless Robzilla is secretly me
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:37 AM
PM] Edd: When I linked it like 2 hours ago
CAUGHT IN A LIE
duster 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
busted
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
I just might be
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
conan patch + server down = bad time
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
I disconnected from a server 15 minutes ago
but I'm still listed in it on the server list and can't login
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
I mean, let's be real here, despite the small... Hiccup... Everyone here ain't so bad
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
Fix for placeables disappearing on server restart
Fix for connecting to servers from the Steam server list
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
.yt youre gonna have a bad time
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 10:38 AM
Rejd 06-Feb-17 10:39 AM
@Tempus Thales new update dropped
duster 06-Feb-17 10:39 AM
idk edd i dislike you building that close to npc camps
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:39 AM
maybe alters wont delete
and boxes
and dreams
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:39 AM
Wut, we aren't on any camps
We are quite far away from camps
Not even in claim range of them
duster 06-Feb-17 10:39 AM
must be another goon
Martout 06-Feb-17 10:40 AM
Demi it's probably the routing thing again, sending you to a different server altogether
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:40 AM
I wonder if that means the voice chat will work when you join from the steam server list
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:40 AM
I looked around the whole plateau and there was nothing near us
Unless claim range is like 50000000000000m
What is claim range anyway? 30m?
LEss?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:41 AM
it's as big as my dick
duster 06-Feb-17 10:41 AM
:eyepop:
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:41 AM
So pretty fucking miniscule then
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:41 AM
probably 30m
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:42 AM
Yeah, if it's around 30m, then yeah, we're not claiming any npc camps
We're only a 3 person group anyway :P
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 10:43 AM
@Martout probably, but the new patch supposedly fixes it
Just need a server restart
Martout 06-Feb-17 10:44 AM
hammerstein is working on it apparently, updating the server stuff now
I'll be on a bit later
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:45 AM
any piece of your building needs to be at least 30m away from a npc camp
every building piece has a building block radius including sleeping mats
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:46 AM
Yeah, we're at like 300m from them
duster 06-Feb-17 10:46 AM
there is a npc camp near tummy lickers that wasn't respawning but it was well enough way. is there bug with camps respawning?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:47 AM
any placeables will block spawns
ANYTHING
duster 06-Feb-17 10:48 AM
i guess i'll have to smash everything in there, who knows might be a bedroll or fire that is stopping it
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:48 AM
They need to change it so beds and fires don't claim
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:48 AM
we tried on ark exiles to clear out shit that was placed near a NPC camp
even 8 hours after we destroyed everything it wasn't respawning
duster 06-Feb-17 10:48 AM
odd
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:48 AM
server restarts will often fix it
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:50 AM
camp at H3 someone built right next to and isnt respawning
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:50 AM
worth ti to make a 5x solo game for testing shit?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:50 AM
Do a 10x if you're just testing
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:50 AM
Bishop, for testing set it 10x
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:50 AM
coo
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 10:50 AM
and crafting rate to .1x
Bishop 06-Feb-17 10:51 AM
i really jsut need to learn the game i havent had any time to play
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:51 AM
What is the claim radius on Kimsemus' server? It's something you can change. Maybe it should be lowered?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:51 AM
@Bishop that is what I did to get a hold on the basics.
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 10:51 AM
apparently changing the aggro radius helps with lag
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:51 AM
Yeah I posted that in the thread
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:52 AM
but we dont get any until like 11.5 hours uptime
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:52 AM
But it could be EVEN LESS
negative lag
you lag so little you see the future
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:52 AM
if it aint broke dont fix it
especially conan.. it will just break more shit
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:52 AM
you don't wnat to see the future?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
possibly
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
god no
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
since there are multiple goon clans on the server
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
I'll show you the future
http://nationalinterest.org/files/mainimages/OperationUpshot-Knothole-Badger0012.jpg
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
then i'll just go "the radiation's gonna kill me in a few anyways, why bother"
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
are goons going to wall off major sections still
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
damn yoooooou
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
because it'll just deny it to half the goons
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
Not if it means I have to climb into a rhino's asshole to aggro it.
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:53 AM
oh man, what about walling off all the mountain passes in the south
is that possible
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
no ones walled off anything i could see as of like 5 hours ago
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
so they can't leave the starting area?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
when i was wandering around
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
whatever clan does it denies it to the other goon clan
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
I mean, there are only like 3 goon clans right now
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
so they can't leave the starting area?
yeah
Edd 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
And one has 3 people
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
wall off the starting area
do it
duster 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
we don't need any more immigrants
steeling our eggs
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:54 AM
make the newbies pay for it
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:55 AM
yes
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:55 AM
make them pick up the stones manually (since you can't mine in the starting area)
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:55 AM
no pickaxes and no hatchets
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:55 AM
DEY TOOK OUR EGGS
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:56 AM
are people really crying about structures
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
raises gigantic hands That place is a mess. SAD. This is why we built a wall
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
god idgaf what goons build
why would you
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
we're going ot make hyboria great again
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
i wanna build a giant skull mural
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
no stygians allowed
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
use different-tiered foundations
for colors
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
i dont know what race stygians are
actually
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
they're brown
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
oh
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:57 AM
obv egyptians
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
well then I was right on
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
brown race
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
if they were white then my trump meme wouldnt make sense
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
I've actually never even seen the Conan movie don't trust me
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
oh
jerk
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
same
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
what about the books
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
stygians are conan egyptians
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
or the comics
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
i cant read
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
of course I haven't read the books if I haven't seen the movie, duh
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:58 AM
you should only roll khemites
conan jews
duster 06-Feb-17 10:59 AM
khemites belong in the furnaces
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:59 AM
i went with dofari(?) and gave him orange hair and pink eyes
Percelus 06-Feb-17 10:59 AM
the yog cannibals. darfari are based on sudanese/darfur
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 10:59 AM
the most kawaii combo
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:00 AM
conan himself is a scottish guy
the cimmerian
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:00 AM
cimmeria is literally an old latin name for crimea tho
duster 06-Feb-17 11:00 AM
picts are what
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:00 AM
picts are picts.
duster 06-Feb-17 11:00 AM
they are jungle people but not black
or indian
Prude 06-Feb-17 11:00 AM
nord master race
duster 06-Feb-17 11:01 AM
picts suppose to be brazillian natives?
Prude 06-Feb-17 11:01 AM
RIO WATER DIRTY
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:01 AM
well cimmerians i guess are based on a bunch of shit
they are supposed to be descended from atlanteans
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:01 AM
http://conan.wikia.com/wiki/Picts
Robert E. Howard's Picts are a conflation of the historical Picts and American Indians, particularly the Algonquins.
duster 06-Feb-17 11:01 AM
lmao
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:02 AM
they are all have scottish/celtic names though
because i guess robert was scottish
and wanted some racial connection to his mary sue
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:03 AM
http://hyboria.xoth.net/maps/chrysagon_hyboria.jpg
Cimmeria on the map is sort of Scandinavia I guess?
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:03 AM
nordheimers
are def the scandanavia
ns
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:03 AM
yeah but Cimmeria there sort of overlaps with southern Scandinavia
like if you put a rl map on top of that one
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:04 AM
anyone else constantly get memory leak while playing thsi game leading to a crash?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:04 AM
Cimmeria would cover, what, Denmark and part of the Baltic?
duster 06-Feb-17 11:04 AM
BLACK KINGDOMS
wonder what goes on there
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:05 AM
lol the vilayet sea
Rejd 06-Feb-17 11:05 AM
>KUSH
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:05 AM
that's just the ottoman turkish word for 'province'
the province sea
an actual thing tbf
Rejd 06-Feb-17 11:06 AM
Fuck yeah
duster 06-Feb-17 11:06 AM
you would know that if you ever played EU4
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:07 AM
i just want daggoth
duster 06-Feb-17 11:07 AM
this map isn't as lazy as WH Fantasy
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:07 AM
you mean
age of SIGMAR
duster 06-Feb-17 11:08 AM
lol
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:08 AM
fuckin
duster 06-Feb-17 11:08 AM
korea is an undead swamp
Percelus 06-Feb-17 11:08 AM
kids love sigmarites
err
sigmarines
forge 06-Feb-17 11:09 AM
did we let pubbies in yet
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:09 AM
no
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:09 AM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/MitteleuropazurZeitderStaufer.svg/8291px-MitteleuropazurZeitderStaufer.svg.png
give me a good map damnit
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:09 AM
servers down
forge 06-Feb-17 11:09 AM
why
what needs to be fixed
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:10 AM
admins are sleeping and dont want anyone else to progress so they shut it off
forge 06-Feb-17 11:10 AM
lol
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:10 AM
Not yet. Currently the server is being rebooted and maintained. I believe the plan is to remove the password sometime today/tonight
duster 06-Feb-17 11:10 AM
i heard 8pm EST
forge 06-Feb-17 11:10 AM
cool when im home
duster 06-Feb-17 11:11 AM
i forget who said that
forge 06-Feb-17 11:11 AM
im going to camp the respawn
and kill everyone
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:11 AM
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1647310712180981382972166796662888631122208_n.jpg?oh=17cdac04228561d0ca547ea8ff81cfcf&oe=5941CA1F
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:11 AM
'[3:17 AM] Tempus Thales: no ETA, sometime back today before noon'
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:12 AM
Welp gonna go make dinner while we wait for the server
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 11:13 AM
I hail from the Kingdom of Kush
We also have to patch it again
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 11:14 AM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:14 AM
who touched my eggs
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:15 AM
It's got electrolytes.
I, too, hail from the Kingdom of Kush.
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:15 AM
same
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 11:15 AM
Kush Bros 🤜 🤛
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:15 AM
i was trying to pick one black guy but I picked the other black guy
basically they all look the same to me
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 11:16 AM
Can we lower the no build zone a bit too see if we can get BPC campus to respawn
Npc lol
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:17 AM
bbc
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:17 AM
why is your clan not called bbc?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 11:17 AM
Big black clocks?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 11:18 AM
Because the British are dumb
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:18 AM
is that because all the smart people left in 1776?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 11:19 AM
Much like all the smart people left the US in 2015
duster 06-Feb-17 11:19 AM
wat
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:19 AM
you mean 2008
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 11:19 AM
vOv
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:22 AM
you mean weren't being let in for a period of a week?
Too soon?
duster 06-Feb-17 11:23 AM
wat
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:23 AM
90 days*
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:23 AM
America and other countries gets a lot of professionals seeking asylum, etc.
duster 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
toss them out, we don't need any more
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
we dont need smart imigrants here
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
It's actually pretty good for economic growth
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
we need more "ow my balls"
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
Need isn't the right word.
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
And the ones that aren't already smart and doctors/lawyers/whatever
Are usually really hard working
duster 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
actually, smart immigrants are bad and the use should take in cheap labor immigrants
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:24 AM
So they become doctors/lawyers/whatever
Or yeah, labourers
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 11:25 AM
I just want my smart buddy @Rejd to be allowed to immigrate
duster 06-Feb-17 11:25 AM
sorry bub, not in this america
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 11:25 AM
duster 06-Feb-17 11:25 AM
do you remember OCB? yea white dude
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:25 AM
Also, it's currently blocked @DroneVandalism
duster 06-Feb-17 11:26 AM
the only race that doesn't have terrorist is Native Americans
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:26 AM
So I mean, 90 minus however many days it stays blocked for?(edited)
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 11:26 AM
Lmao. Asked Funcom where I could leave QoL suggestions
duster 06-Feb-17 11:26 AM
what they say
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:27 AM
emigrate trump train to the exiled lands
so he can build walls and fight dragons
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 11:27 AM
"Use this secret e-mail. Don't use the Steam forums. It's filled with crazies."
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:27 AM
Apparently there is a theory that Trump can't actually read
duster 06-Feb-17 11:27 AM
thats fair though
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:27 AM
Which would honestly make a LOT of sense
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:27 AM
he's rich enough to hire people to read for him though
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
He can read. Did you not see his weekly address?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
Dont send funcom suggestions
they ban you.
duster 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
I think that Trump and his team are from a different reality where bowling green massacre happened
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
I'm not american, so I decided not to watch it
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
He can read. Did you not see his weekly address?
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
I want the option to upgrade walls like in Rust
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:28 AM
if he starts vehemently claiming that he can read, we will all know that he totally can't read
duster 06-Feb-17 11:29 AM
grandpa you can
i think
or is it only foundation?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:29 AM
the problem with upgrading directly onto it is you then have two foundations/walls in the same spot
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:30 AM
Believe me, nobody can read better than I can. I read the best, nobody does it better. People say to me "wow, you read good" all the time. All the time! But do fake news outlets like CNN report on that? No! "Oh, Trump can't read! Trump doesn't read good! Trump's not literate!" They make up all sorts of lies, because they can't accept the facts.
Sad!
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:30 AM
read well, good is an adjective not an adverb
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 11:31 AM
@Grandpa Give me that email, I want to send them a spergy list of wanted features
And maybe a dickpick or two
duster 06-Feb-17 11:31 AM
also trump wwould never say Literate
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:31 AM
read well, good is an adjective not an adverb

Look at this liberal
no, trump would say literate, but he'd draw out each syllable while sneering
"CNN says I'm not lit-err-ate"
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 11:32 AM
Send me the spergy list and dick pics on PM tia
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:32 AM
CNN uses fancy liberal words.
I don't!
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:32 AM
he aint no fancy liberal
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:32 AM
I know how to speak the facts!
duster 06-Feb-17 11:32 AM
yea i can see it, and he uses his hand in a pinching and pulling side ways manner
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:32 AM
I just love how ironic this all is
duster 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
uh i love trump no irony
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
god damn
there anything i can do about this memory leak and crashing after 20min
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
you're playing single player, Bishop?
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
Everything he is doing is things that individuals related to him (either people he appointed or family) said were bad ideas in the past
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
yes single player
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
is it only in Conan, bishop?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
If that is happening on single player something is wrong with your computer
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:33 AM
Maybe it's a graphics driver thing
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:34 AM
the game runs like a dream single player
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:34 AM
literally the only game i have issues with
huh
i jsut updated my graphics
guess ill run a memory test
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:34 AM
tighten the graphics
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:34 AM
put more hot glue on it
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:34 AM
i already jerked off this morning
Edd 06-Feb-17 11:35 AM
Duct tape
duster 06-Feb-17 11:35 AM
did you press the turbo button?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:35 AM
jerk off onto deez nutz ha got em
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:35 AM
oh shit the utrbo button
i forgot!
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:35 AM
i already jerked off this morning

What, can't do it again? Looks like somebody doesn't have the stamina
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:35 AM
i dont
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:36 AM
Sad
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:37 AM
its true
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 11:37 AM
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:39 AM
whats a good free memory tester, its been a while
i already downloaded more ram
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:39 AM
WinZIP
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:39 AM
mycleanpc.com
Bishop 06-Feb-17 11:41 AM
great auzu! some nice indian guy is going to fix my computer fort me
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:44 AM
memtest is good
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:47 AM
I just bought their ultra premium gold package for 69.99 per month to keep my pc up to speed
now no one will ever beat me to a thrall ever again
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 11:48 AM
they can still beat you on a thrall though
duster 06-Feb-17 11:49 AM
@Commoners did you build up on that cliff that has a broken temple on top of it made from black stone?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:49 AM
uhhhh
duster 06-Feb-17 11:49 AM
that is west of Tummy Lickers
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:49 AM
I'm on a cliff that is just rock
I haven't built my yog pit yet
duster 06-Feb-17 11:50 AM
ok someone tummy licker made one up there. its tight but nice
Goko Smoek Wede 06-Feb-17 11:50 AM
Is the clan still full?
duster 06-Feb-17 11:51 AM
until someone increases cap yea
Goko Smoek Wede 06-Feb-17 11:51 AM
zut alors
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:51 AM
I'm hoping to be able to expand my fort tonight and actually seal off the entrance
Picer 06-Feb-17 11:51 AM
is the server full or something? I can't seem to connect using the launch option way
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
because it's down
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
my plan is to continue to build things where they don't belong
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
if someone gets booted, does their stuff stay theirs or does it belong to the clan?
Picer 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
oh
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
Clan, I think
Picer 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
that explains it
Prude 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
If clan is full, start another 🤷
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
i don't like people touching my things 😦
Picer 06-Feb-17 11:52 AM
We got room in a clan if someone needs a place to be softly embraced
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:53 AM
It'd be nice if you could unlock work stations, because I'm totally fine in games like this with people using my infrastructure
duster 06-Feb-17 11:53 AM
you mean for non clan people?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:53 AM
Yeah
Picer 06-Feb-17 11:54 AM
Then nonclan people could steal your shit that sits in the workbench
duster 06-Feb-17 11:54 AM
yea unlocking the station if its not being used but owner has priority would be nice
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:55 AM
I've found that people usually won't go on a breaking rampage if they know for a fact that something is empty
by leaving it unlocked
Picer 06-Feb-17 11:56 AM
Thats true
well
mostly
Commoners 06-Feb-17 11:56 AM
Yeah, some people are just there to break things
duster 06-Feb-17 11:58 AM
anyone watch the new RLM video? i'm skeptical because it has josh and no jay
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:01 PM
So, since im too lazy to scroll up. Anything on when the server will be up again?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:01 PM
yes
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 12:01 PM
when someone builds higher than the goons last server uptime
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:02 PM
I'm more a girth guy, than length
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 12:02 PM
duster 06-Feb-17 12:03 PM
4 inches thick?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:03 PM
Are you talking diameter, radius, or circumference?
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 12:04 PM
volume
duster 06-Feb-17 12:04 PM
radius obv
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:04 PM
Then why would you say thick?
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:04 PM
The phrase "It's not the length, it's what you do with it" was actually invented by my wife
duster 06-Feb-17 12:04 PM
because i failed mathed in high school
and english
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:04 PM
and keyboarding
duster 06-Feb-17 12:05 PM
no i did well
98 WPM
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Speed is only one aspect of keyboarding.
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Doesn't count if it's made up words
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Or missing correct punctuation and spelling.
What is your WPM adjusted for correction?
anyone can bang out some keys
(95wpm 1% error)
duster 06-Feb-17 12:06 PM
mavis beacon said i was good
gonna listen to her instead you fam
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:07 PM
Guess skill degredation on this server is pretty severe.
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:07 PM
Are you two actually doing the discorv equivalent of comparing virtual toon dick size?
duster 06-Feb-17 12:07 PM
idk
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 12:07 PM
Naw, I'm just trying ot be an asshole
I'll stop.
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:07 PM
fair enough
duster 06-Feb-17 12:08 PM
just casual shit talking
you know
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:10 PM
Just your average shitposting~
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:10 PM
Never not shit post
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:11 PM
look, I paid good money for this goon server and I expect 99.99% uptime or I'm selling my shares
duster 06-Feb-17 12:12 PM
@GoGoGadget http://imgur.com/a/j5CKB Great start to this week
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 12:13 PM
Game dead, onto the next one
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:13 PM
That's a really tight graph
duster 06-Feb-17 12:13 PM
stock open 4 minutes down 1.4% already
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:13 PM
We're moving inside less than a percent
duster 06-Feb-17 12:13 PM
look, when you company is a penny stock any movement is huge
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:14 PM
Oh wait, their stocks are literally 64 cents wtf
duster 06-Feb-17 12:14 PM
exactly
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:14 PM
Can we get Jordan Belfort in on this?
Percelus 06-Feb-17 12:15 PM
pingperfect fucked their stock up
:v
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:15 PM
Does ping perfect have a stock listing?
Percelus 06-Feb-17 12:15 PM
no but they tanked funcoms
duster 06-Feb-17 12:15 PM
if you invested $10 into funcom you probably boost their stock by 2% lmao
Percelus 06-Feb-17 12:15 PM
with their shitty servers
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:17 PM
I wouldn't blame ping perfect for their shitty code
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:18 PM
Considering were running windows server on Linux and having better results than them.. it's not all to blame on funcom netcode
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:18 PM
Funcom is a shitty company
duster 06-Feb-17 12:18 PM
how many man hours did it take to get it running on linux
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
We spent our whole weekend getting it running
duster 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
how many people
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
4-8
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
@Hazlen Let me direct you to my lawyer http://www.somethingawful.com/hosted/crabs/ please get it up ASAP I'm not joking
duster 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
80 hours you guessing?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
Lol no
We weren't constantly working on it
duster 06-Feb-17 12:19 PM
12hours per person?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:20 PM
Basically everything was TT
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:20 PM
P much, we had a few periods where we just had to wait for something
duster 06-Feb-17 12:20 PM
so 240 if it was 12 per person over 2 days
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:21 PM
🤦
duster 06-Feb-17 12:21 PM
about that?
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:21 PM
More man hours than is reasonable, I'm sure
duster 06-Feb-17 12:22 PM
i'm just wondering how quickly you guys got it working because didn't funcom say it would be too costly to get the game working linux
and i am trying to figure out what they think is too costly
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:22 PM
It was probably more like 6-12 total actual hours working, like I said there was periods where we were just waiting for stuff to happen
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:22 PM
I mean tbf it's not "native" linux since it's using wine
Which is incredible actually because wine usually is p bad
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:23 PM
IT'S NOT WORKING ITS DOWN OR DID YUO FORGET THAT LITTLE TIDBIT OF INFO DUSTER UHHUHHHH???!
duster 06-Feb-17 12:23 PM
ah
ok
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:23 PM
From what I understood TT had to make some changes to wine and recompile it
duster 06-Feb-17 12:24 PM
i would assume Funcom would outsourced this work
if they did it
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:24 PM
But he's writing up a guide for other people on how to get it running
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:24 PM
Yeah wine does a few things different that didn't play well with what we were trying to do, TT made a lot of custom work to it.
iFriend 06-Feb-17 12:25 PM
hey guys, whats our server ip? cant find it in the browser :/
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:25 PM
666.666.666
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:26 PM
Wine is not going to be a permanent solution if they want to host on linux, would be better if funcom would just make and release Linux files
duster 06-Feb-17 12:26 PM
port: 1488
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:26 PM
It's down right now. Complain in the chat to make them go faster.
iFriend 06-Feb-17 12:26 PM
i already tried 127.0.0.1 but its not working :/
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:26 PM
@iFriend it's down right now for an update and settings changes
iFriend 06-Feb-17 12:26 PM
ah ok, thx 😃
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:27 PM
It will be going back up today without the password later
Watch this channel for an announcement
iFriend 06-Feb-17 12:28 PM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:39 PM
Also
@Grandpa is going to relay suggestions to FunCom for us in the thread
Make sure you get your annoying nasally goony voices heard!
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:40 PM
how do you translate autistic screeching into text for the email
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 12:40 PM
I usually just shit in an envelope
Works 60% of the time
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:40 PM
put some powdered sugar in it
get arrested by the FBI
duster 06-Feb-17 12:41 PM
@Commoners the proper way like this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:47 PM
do i need to install battle eye
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:47 PM
not if you wanna hax
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:47 PM
Also, Funcom is (or used to be atleast) realy good at taking feedback as long as it's in the right channels (ie not official forums, social media etc)
Bishop 06-Feb-17 12:49 PM
so picking a religion gets you access to an alter that does different stuff right?
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:50 PM
aye
Well
Sort of different and sort of the same
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:50 PM
it's pretty different
Mitra is the worst
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:50 PM
All you should know though, is that Yogh is the religion of canibalism
Thus, the best
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:50 PM
besides Crom
Bishop 06-Feb-17 12:51 PM
yeah, you drag people to the alter and get steak right?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:51 PM
No
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Well, the meat
but yes
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:51 PM
All the altars (why does everyone misspell that word!?) allow you to craft a tool that harvests a special item from a human (NPC or actual human)
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Tell them to give items utility. Daggers need a niche, I suggest letting them apply cripple
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:51 PM
You use that to craft the item
the food item
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
Also, you can bet on that if there ever will be a way to eat the cocks of your fallen enemies (they have already confirmed castration), then it will be for Yoghs
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
Also unlock all work stations so you don't have to break them to get at loot
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
altars alter my perception of reality
Bishop 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
nice
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
server down?
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
server dead
game dead
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
Give the ability to lock work stations but yeah, unlockable shit please
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
im ded
Bishop 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
its gone
goons went fuck goons
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:52 PM
I used to put charity chests in front of my base
and I would fill them with poop
and sometimes a good item
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
We brought the server down for maintenance and general updates, settings config
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Deeper permission system for clan acess to chests and whatnot.
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Someone will post when it's back up
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
will they!? what are you hiding!?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Yes
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
we're spawning in 10000 avatars
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:53 PM
having clan roles where you could assign access would be cool too
But then again clans aren't supposed to be huge
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:54 PM
Hell it's what I liked about door codes, you either knew it and got in or you didn't and got locked out.
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:54 PM
The best thing
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:54 PM
[quote=Kinsemus]The server is burning right now. Trying to put out the fires but i see no light at the end of this tunnel. [/quote]
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:54 PM
Would be if you could passcode doors
but you had to have a thrall assigned ot the door
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 12:55 PM
Kimsemus do we have any idea for ETA? or just Soon(tm)?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 12:55 PM
so it's the guy in every apocalypse-like setting with his little door slide window
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:55 PM
Martout 06-Feb-17 12:55 PM
soon tm it's always soon tm
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:55 PM
duster 06-Feb-17 12:56 PM
ayy lmao
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 12:57 PM
Soon™
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:57 PM
I wonder
Rejd 06-Feb-17 12:58 PM
Got an update from TT, it's Soon™ (Adding some scripts for autorebooting on possible crashes and cronjobs)
Picer 06-Feb-17 12:58 PM
Does @Kimsemus work for Valve?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 12:58 PM
nice
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:59 PM
cronjobs?
Martout 06-Feb-17 12:59 PM
cromjobs
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 12:59 PM
cornjobs
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 01:00 PM
cumjobs
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:00 PM
Yes chronjobs
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:00 PM
blowjobs
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:00 PM
Basically a scheduled task
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:00 PM
don't patronize me you nerd
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:00 PM
Automated reboots and server messages, things like that(edited)
Ask Google then, nerd.
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:01 PM
i'll fucken kill u m8
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 01:01 PM
wow thats quite the dong
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 01:03 PM
Good suggestions, guys, but throw them into the thread. I cba to read old messages at the end of the week
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 01:03 PM
uhh mods why is there no twin tail hair option
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 01:03 PM
Or PM me, that way it's easy to find
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:03 PM
Why did Funcom give you a special email?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:03 PM
lots of blowjobs
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 01:04 PM
Because I'm a friend of their CM
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 01:04 PM
The CM likes his dong
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:05 PM
Oh cool tell him I said whassup
Grandpa 06-Feb-17 01:05 PM
Aight
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:07 PM
How much sleep has he had this week?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:10 PM
Since he's the CM probably plenty~
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:10 PM
He has to tell the devs how mad the steam forums are though
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:10 PM
v mad. the end.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:13 PM
@here Remember when @Rejd got merced by a Swedish woman?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:15 PM
laffo
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:16 PM
That thumbnail tho
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:17 PM
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:19 PM
"Ha! Fucking nerd!"
owned
fucking owned
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:20 PM
or as I commeneted on the video... rekt
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:21 PM
so one thing I notcied
and I think we need to test
Is that it seems that pikes can stab through floors
Because I was stabbing werehyenas through scaffolding
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:21 PM
Sorry, I'm done with this game. I forgot Youtubers Life came out on the 2nd
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:21 PM
woah, are you gonna go mlg with it
Quornes 06-Feb-17 01:22 PM
become a youtube streamer
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:22 PM
I go MLG in every game I play
Quornes 06-Feb-17 01:22 PM
playing the game
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:22 PM
mlg conans
my god he did an animation cancel dodge hammerstrike!
This has never been seen in the history of Conan
I wanna see if boosting can be simplified with the mauls too
but having a killing ceiling with a bunch of dudes running around stabbing down into the floor with pikes would be pretty funny imo
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:29 PM
Lol akumos is back in the thread with another plea
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:29 PM
Oh boy
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:29 PM
"i hate all of u and do not understand friendship, therefore i am perfect for u"
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:30 PM
"If BMW is the anti-goon goon clan then you should have instead embraced me with open arms considering all goons hate me and I have a million bans for being a huge dick on here :^)"
/iamverysmart
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:30 PM
hm
So with 50 points in encumbrance you would get 350 additional carry capacity
which means you could carry 7 thralls around with you
Picer 06-Feb-17 01:31 PM
Isnt that the guy that got banned from cs goon servers for cheating?
Well, and cs in general i think
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:31 PM
Using his many SA bans as part of his plea
Picer 06-Feb-17 01:32 PM
"hey guys, im a jerkoff, you'll love me!"
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:32 PM
His logic is... lacking.
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:32 PM
He can add Bmw to that list
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:32 PM
"I am a known buddy fucker. I'm the perfect buddy for you!"
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:32 PM
BMW is anti-goon goons. I am not liked by goons. Trying to use the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
But we're still goons.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:32 PM
He fails to realize we arent Anti-Goon
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:33 PM
He fails to realize a lot of things.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:33 PM
but anti-Goon behaviour
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:33 PM
Probably easier to point out what he does realize.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 01:33 PM
And culture
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:33 PM
Friendly rivalry is not antigoon
especially in the context of playing on conan server
just gonn ahve goons walking around clubbing each other for shits and giggles
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:33 PM
survival games in general, on a goon server.... with goons.....
shoot blues erryday
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:34 PM
on 7d2d I would break into people's houses and put landmines in hallways and shit
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:34 PM
hahaha
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:34 PM
resource scarcity really wasn't a thing so it was mostly for fun instead of oh god I need steel now
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:34 PM
I think I killed more friendly goons in survival games than I did enemies
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:34 PM
^^^^
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:35 PM
Even with 2x multiplier resources aren't going to be too rare in this
especially since we pretty much landgrabbed the fertile spots
1x is where resource raiding becomes very much worth it imo
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
Yeah
Bishop 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
jesus
every animal is a beast, i need like a chart of what i can kill early on
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
everything
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
I thought we would have a few goons and lots of pubbies
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
just go ham on it
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
gonna level with you guys
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
with a stone sword
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:36 PM
this server may be 70/70 goons
with people in queue
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
think so?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
Hit things with your sword until they die
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
bmw can help
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
Well we had 50 people on last night late
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
at ~1am it was down to twenty-ish people
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
yeah but the euro goon server just crashed
so we will see
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:37 PM
the euro invasion
will explosive pots damage the tile that is beneath them in addition to the wall they're blasting?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:38 PM
Didn't we have euros on last night and they didn't experience rubber banding
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:38 PM
I experienced super lagouts on my end every now and then, and I'm US
Had to relog to get anything resembling a connection to the server
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:39 PM
I live really close to the server and I was getting rubber banding but I think that issue was on my end
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:39 PM
I think most people had no rubberbanding
some game hiccups
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:39 PM
yeah, occasional server hiccups
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:39 PM
but didn't see any major server issues except one lag session
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:39 PM
The lag on my end was odd because the game just shit itself and nothing would render and I had no stamina regen
and just rebooting conan fixed it
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:40 PM
yeah commoners thats clientside
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:40 PM
Maybe a memory leak or something?
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:40 PM
yeah I refunded the game for a while because it was virtually unplayable for me, is it remarkably better?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:40 PM
queue bugging, shit not rendering, ghost items all fixable by restarting your client
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:41 PM
Most annoying thing was I lost a blacksmith 3 thrall that I was dragging
Bishop 06-Feb-17 01:41 PM
how do i load the bow
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:41 PM
The game is now completely playable
and just dependent on how beefy your server is more or less
ours happens to be a 12 core xeon with 64GB of RAM and an SSD load
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:41 PM
and if you have less than 6 gigs of ram probably dont even try
Lima 06-Feb-17 01:41 PM
Drag arrows from your bag onto the bow on your bar
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:42 PM
I'm excited for this game's development
If it can somehow get a proper raid protection thing going for when bases are 100% depopulated it'll be super cool to have things like trebuchets and shit
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:42 PM
Didn't we have euros on last night and they didn't experience rubber banding
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 01:42 PM
I think my PC meets the needs of the game, I was on day 1 and it was just a damn nightmare, it felt like you were crawling through a swamp full of razorblades
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:42 PM
just have archers in your base
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:42 PM
I didnt
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
thralls are your raid protection
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
Except like 12h later
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
^^
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
we were facing a bunch of t3 archers yesterday while fighting a streamer and they were garbage babies
we had a naked goon with a bow kill them all
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
placement of the archers is the most important thing
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
if they are positioned properly and they have fighters in decent spots
they will fuck you
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
they will fuck you and you cant hit them
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:43 PM
Archers are goos dor shooting your own walls
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Seemed like they couldn't damage t2 walls though
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Are Archers more dangerous to pillars than Orv?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:44 PM
did orv just koolaid man through the wall and whack a pillar down or something?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:44 PM
it was like 8 pillars
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:44 PM
hahaha
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:44 PM
that were holding up like 100 pillars
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:45 PM
Idk i remember those fucking up audi on 193 deapite changelog saying no more wall dmg from arrows
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:45 PM
we destroyed the base pillars and most of the upper pillars remained standing
floating in the air
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:45 PM
when we were fighting the streamer none of his archers were breaking his walls
if they were taking damage they'd have an hp readout right?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:45 PM
no
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:45 PM
With a repair hammer
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:46 PM
A WHOLE DAY OF NOT PLAYING CONAN THANKS OBAMA
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:46 PM
our conan lives wasted
cut my life into pieces
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 01:46 PM
i just wanna build things and have other people use them
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 01:46 PM
if the server resets is everyone unconscious or do they spawn in?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:47 PM
Become a pro euro poopsocker
Play at night
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 01:47 PM
but i sleep at night
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:47 PM
i'm gonna try to figure out how to make an archer bunker
Rejd 06-Feb-17 01:47 PM
💩
Martout 06-Feb-17 01:47 PM
so losing all arrows but 1 when relogging is how it's gonna be huh
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:47 PM
that limits archer field of fire to a point where they can do their hitscan death shooting
but people can't stand forever away and plink them in the head while wiggling slowly to avoid getting shot
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 01:48 PM
what about having an elevated platform with an archer, but have a fence in front of the archer
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 01:48 PM
the server will be up soon (TM)
Martout 06-Feb-17 01:48 PM
yay maybe I'll get to play some conan today after all
Evike 06-Feb-17 01:49 PM
yaarrrrraa
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 01:50 PM
Soon™
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:52 PM
In a while©
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 01:52 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 01:54 PM
haha
akumos thinks he's being clever by revealing information that everyone already knew
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 01:57 PM
I didn't see it that way. I saw it as trying to cause drama and to just be a dick because he thought it was a secret.
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 01:58 PM
@Kimsemus lies
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:58 PM
he thought people killing him 3 times because he kept running back to our base was "trolling him"
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 01:58 PM
"secret"
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 01:58 PM
so anything he says past that is irrelavent
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 01:59 PM
@Kimsemus actually I am holding the server hostage until I get a couple of demands, like uh a new coffee machine, and my very own shitlord title in this discord. right below the Patriarchy and above the veteran poopsuckers.
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 01:59 PM
I'm reporting you to President Trump
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 02:00 PM
Get in line
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:01 PM
No, I'm white
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:01 PM
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 02:01 PM
thats the server
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:01 PM
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:01 PM
It looks well insulated, good job.
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:04 PM
lol
akumos' posts
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 02:05 PM
pushing back on SA?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 02:05 PM
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:05 PM
I want to ERP
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 02:06 PM
my demands are not met yet
ill take being below the make discord great again
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:06 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 02:07 PM
peepee name
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:08 PM
I don't spend much time on the forums but I mean is Akumos a grade A retard or..?
Martout 06-Feb-17 02:09 PM
yes
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:09 PM
He is certainly something. See what he just posted? He quoted fuckgoons.com
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 02:09 PM
link
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:09 PM
What if we all just copied and pasted that as well?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:10 PM
People are spreading my propaganda without realizing it
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:10 PM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:10 PM
instead of engaging its better to just mock and use emotes at him
I say 'ok' a lot in response to posts
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:10 PM
"Akumos posted:
sounds like you guys are simply mad i'm the superior griefing dick goon, lil baby has to resort to bans :^(

what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Where do I start?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:11 PM
At the end.
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:11 PM
😬
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:11 PM
I like hitting F5 in the conan thread now
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:11 PM
The less of that guy the better. How do people function and get by in the world?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:11 PM
I now there are going to be some good posts
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:12 PM
laughing at Kims' reponse in the thread
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:12 PM
this is why I play games with goons
every fucking time
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:12 PM
You should have put mind-blowingly stupid people
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:12 PM
Goon tears are way better than non-goon tears
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:13 PM
^^^^
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:13 PM
Archeage fishing goons were the best
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:13 PM
im so happy akumos was here
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:13 PM
oh god Archeage
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:13 PM
he reminds me of fishing goons
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:13 PM
I dont konw where my long ass post is
but
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:14 PM
speaking of drama............
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:14 PM
as long as I live, I'll never forget that fishing goon that white noised the comms channel REEing so hard a blood vessel was bursting in his eye
a cherished memory among dear friends
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:15 PM
its got pedophiles and goonfucking
which is basically the same thing
lol.
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:16 PM
The only time Archage was fun was More Money Than Sense
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:16 PM
Loving all the gold responses in the thread
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:17 PM
Keep that thread up on that games list
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:17 PM
I actually read this post out loud to my wife
lmao
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
"OH BOY LOOK CONAN LOOKS FUN" clicks through to last page
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
lol
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
ugh I can't edit images anymore ;/
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
You know the drama is lit when people start making shitty fanart
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:19 PM
that's me ;/
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:20 PM
Who the fuck is Akumos?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:20 PM
:chloe:
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:20 PM
Example A @Prude
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:20 PM
WOAH
NEVER FORGET
Martout 06-Feb-17 02:21 PM
he's a whiny bitchboy who likes to cheat in multiplayer games
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:21 PM
RIP BEEFY BOYS
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:21 PM
RIP BEEFY BOYS
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:21 PM
Beefy boys was a good old fashioned double ended inside job
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:21 PM
People thinking there was no plan
Was part of the plan all along
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:22 PM
You mean like one of these? http://imgur.com/gallery/aKmKqlc
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:23 PM
Yes, but the balls touched.(edited)
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:23 PM
scuba steve with the double ended dildo google skills
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:23 PM
Much skill, literally gooled 'double dildo imgur' then hit images and looked for a likely canidate
The bronze was a nice touch, given this is Conan
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 02:24 PM
looks stone tbh
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:24 PM
tarnished
only one way to polish them back to their former glory
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:24 PM
They're not gonna polish a 2k year old museum grade bronze dong
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 02:24 PM
them han girls liked it rough then
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:25 PM
Han pervert recieves the box from his master metalsmith, gazes inside and says "I dub thee: bronze collusus"
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 02:26 PM
Collusophallus
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Now I'm imaging that Dwarf Fortress let's play where they got hellstomped by a Bronze Colossus, and picturing 40 dwarves climbing all over and fighting an anatomically 'correct' bronze colosus(edited)
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Keep the posting going Akumos (edited)
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:28 PM
<posting intensifies>
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:28 PM
wait
hes still going at it?
That dude never learn to shut up
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:28 PM
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:28 PM
The more he posts, the more he doesn't care
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:29 PM
wow, this is like when he got banned in cs:go and everyone made fun of him.
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:29 PM
When you find a nice garbage fire, the correct response is obviously to heap more shit on it while screaming at people and smearing shit on yourself, obviously
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:30 PM
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 02:30 PM
fix the server im feeling seperation anxiety from my titties
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
I have a VAC Ban
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
I think this is the soonest major drama has been started on a new game
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
same
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
New record guys!
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
why are you posting my profile you jerk!?
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
need to make a Dumpster Fire rank in Discord and never really ban anybody, just put them in that group that has no posting ability in any channel at all and can't join voice
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
^^^^A+ Masterwork
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:31 PM
Then see how long it takes them to leave the server themselves
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:32 PM
Oh wait, wrong profile
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:32 PM
which you know they wont, they will just internally reeeee
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:32 PM
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:32 PM
lol what did he get banned from in the last day?
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:32 PM
Cant you fuck with discord so that everytime a certain person tried to write you only get "PLEASE IGNORE ME" or something?
Cous that would be awesome
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
PLEASE IGNORE ME
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
Yes
like that
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
that would be terribly annoying
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
Well
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
Can't edit other peoples messages even as admin so it'd have to be removed and have the bot post that instead.
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
Picer 06-Feb-17 02:33 PM
You could set a max amount someone could type
like once every minute
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
Can I rockout with my cockout in this game?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
also I'm goign to ask again @Rejd why am I still a babby
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
why even bother though, just put him into some sort of helldumpesque channel
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
this is inexcusable
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
I don't know, ask tay
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
no, he's gay
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
I'm just the token red
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
You obvsioulst havent sucked enough dick
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
@Uziduke You can in fact rockout with your cock out, or clam out, as per your preference
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:34 PM
Nice
im buying this right now
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
asking for a server restart four (five?) hours ago was a mistake
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
it's all your fault
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
You can't make some horrible rainbow hair colored trans-thing yet, but the devs will provide
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
fuck
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
^^
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
@Taylor SWifTT promote me to poopsocker or I will unban akumos with hacks
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
you don't want to be a poopsocker
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
greenman gaming has it 20% off anyone know of a better deal?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
Why don't we find a server to join and let them know we're bummed our server is undergoing maintanence?
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:35 PM
I want some kind of franken-fucker, with mix and matched parts from all the differnt body types and genders(edited)
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
I think 20% off is the best I've seen
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
@Uziduke Nah, thats been the best so far
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
the idea I think is that the server will be down less inthe future
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
20% off already?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
Yeah gmg is the best deal so far
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
they are doing automation stuff
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
hrm
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
It was 20% on release date
with GMG
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
down to what, $24
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
yeha im buying form gmg then
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
I was a stupid idiot and bought it off steam but I did refund it..
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:36 PM
i think youll have fun
IMO
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:37 PM
"fun"
Bishop 06-Feb-17 02:37 PM
fun hyenas 😦
fuck*
Scuba Steve 06-Feb-17 02:37 PM
I paid list, because fuck it, it's like a $6 difference
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:37 PM
yeah 23.99
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:38 PM
idk about hyenas
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:38 PM
got my stundent laons today and im being bad
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:38 PM
spiders are imo more annoying
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:38 PM
this will be a learning experience for you
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:38 PM
be a follower of set and you can make potions to get rid of spider poisons
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
I follow mitra because I fight with honor and chivalry like a true gentleman
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
@here
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
lol enjoy your crappy ambrosia nerd
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
I follow Yog because I like eating magic manmeat
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
AKUMOS PROB ALERT
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
God dammit FAU
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:39 PM
lol
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
lol
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
I like FAU
personally
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
okay downloading now, I heard the server is down?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
VG has killed our fun 😦
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
I like all the mods and admins
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
Ban
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
mostly
i get why you guys dont get along tho
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
fuck it i'ma go on deadlaugh again
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
@Taylor SWifTT Rejd said to promote me to admin
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
Ok
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:40 PM
lol
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
he either said that, or to ban him.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
Send me and nudes of your wife
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
I heard ban
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
yeah my memory is hazy
send me tenbux as well
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
how do you know I have a wife!? Are ypou spying on me!?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
proban him
banmote.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
I doxxed you
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
FUCK
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
With my Alt-Right powers
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:41 PM
Importing drama, being a bad poster and being banned from the goon group seems to have broken you further. Take some time away! User loses posting privileges for 1 week.
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:42 PM
Oh jesus, I just took a look at that rap sheet
It's like nonstop autism
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:42 PM
Not evena week into the game and we are already getting people probbed
This is going to be a Certified GoonGame
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:42 PM
it's a survival game with goons
it was bound to happen
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:43 PM
well tbf Akumos is just a serial fucknob from his rap sheet so it's like beating up a kid in a wheelchair with it's brakes stuck on
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:43 PM
So
A lot of fun?
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 02:43 PM
I've never experienced autists that hang around and keep shitposting....I'm used to them just reeeeeeeing off into the sunset like my people need me
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:43 PM
I mean, yes of course
but easy to deconstruct and manipulate in your fashion
Schizotek(Cavefish) 06-Feb-17 02:44 PM
what hapened to server 😦
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:44 PM
Its dead and never coming backl
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:44 PM
spread out now
the tendrils of the great BMW hivefleet
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:45 PM
I'm on deadlaugh again
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:45 PM
Its down,, they are doijng some automation development
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:45 PM
@here so what's happening with the server is we're writing an automation script that will bring down the server and then restart it automatically, something sorely needed and basically required for stability
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 02:45 PM
to make it better in the future
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:45 PM
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 02:45 PM
It'll be a GOOD thing when done
we're just doing it now before primetime hits
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
dear admins can you write a script so we can date our thralls
TIA
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
no
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
^
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
Thank you for the update @Kimsemus
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
I want to tie my penis into a bow
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
yes
Evike 06-Feb-17 02:46 PM
thanks ill continue to fuck around on my game i made, in memory if John Bender
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:47 PM
THat man... is a brownie hound
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
so what server do I go to?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
I, for one, am very upset and I will be airing my grievances with Reddit so that everyone knows not to join this so-called goon server
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
You should post in the goon thread
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
I have wasted an entire day looking at dick pics when I could have been playing Conan
I have
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
I mean it's never a waste looking at dick pics
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
i wouldn't call that totally wasted
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 02:48 PM
qft
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:49 PM
hm 3 hours and 30 mins on the download
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:50 PM
so what server do I go to?

I'm on a deadlaugh server, since we were on that before the goonserver went up
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:50 PM
well buying on GMG saves me .70$
stupid fucking loonie
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:50 PM
DeadLaugh is probably the best "back up" server we're going to find because we know they won't be going down for no reason or creatign dumb rules
Bchad 06-Feb-17 02:51 PM
yeah goon server > deadlaugh > officials > any player owned shit
I encourage you guys to play there so we can have a force for fucking pubbies
but i know two servers can lead to burn out
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:53 PM
no problem dad
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:53 PM
stop doxxing yourself
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:53 PM
whats the main goon server?
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:53 PM
Something Dongful
it's down atm though
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
Has anyone else had problems connecting to the goon server? I can ping it ok, but the Steam server browser doesnt see the server. Its not listed on the in game browser either
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
...
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
Not enough parameters.
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
I am so bad at this
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
its down coffee
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
its down for a quick restart
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 02:54 PM
Yeah, but it was doing the same thing for me last night
Ill try again once its back up though
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:55 PM
can we create a RP fighting chat channel?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:55 PM
Yeah Kim or someone else will prob go do a whole lotta @everyone @everyone @everyone mentions
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
No
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
but it's my bedtime
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
But you know what we can do?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
don't play with my emotions like this
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
suck a dick?
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
let's all suck some dick
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
We can have a Discord for anime chat
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
@auzuguwu youre gay
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
let's all suck each other's dicks
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
Shameless plug
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:56 PM
ah nice, a new channel for people who like to suck dick, thanks tay
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 02:57 PM
Wait, this channel isnt for people who like to suck dick?
Bishop 06-Feb-17 02:57 PM
is everywhere hyena territory?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 02:57 PM
yes
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 02:57 PM
I feel so mislead
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 02:57 PM
only the elephant graveyard
the rest belongs to the lion family
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 02:57 PM
Lol rej you smuch
Bishop 06-Feb-17 02:58 PM
i cant go anywehre enar the startign area without getting wrecked by 50 hyena
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 02:58 PM
welcome to Conan
Bishop 06-Feb-17 02:58 PM
what do iron nodes look like?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 02:58 PM
they look like iron
inkel 06-Feb-17 02:58 PM
grey/silver rocks
Rejd 06-Feb-17 02:58 PM
grayish metallic
Bishop 06-Feb-17 02:59 PM
can they be found in this starting lake area?
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:00 PM
usually you'll have to go north of the river
I'm not sure if there's any iron south of the river, nearest to the spawn
Rejd 06-Feb-17 03:01 PM
@Bishop there's a map which includes nodes in #old_conan_readme_you_fucker
Bishop 06-Feb-17 03:01 PM
oh cool
Rejd 06-Feb-17 03:02 PM
And there's actually a fair bit more than those
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:02 PM
ah I see why you guys built a base there. tons of iron there
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:04 PM
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:05 PM
alright I bought the game again and i'm reinstalling
hopefully by the time it's done the server will be up and running
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:05 PM
ha
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:05 PM
"hopefully"
Percelus 06-Feb-17 03:07 PM
is it still down
Rejd 06-Feb-17 03:08 PM
Percelus 06-Feb-17 03:08 PM
the server will be up around when trump replaces obama care?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:09 PM
"replaces"
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:09 PM
Nothing is a replacement.
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:09 PM
D:
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:09 PM
Oh its down while I'm at work
Percelus 06-Feb-17 03:10 PM
guys
i have inside sources from frontier entertainment
and they told me the huuuuge movefilm IP they just licensed for videogames
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:11 PM
Updating server status: very soon™
Percelus 06-Feb-17 03:11 PM
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:11 PM
You'll have time to play before the password gets yanked off tonight
duster 06-Feb-17 03:13 PM
what are the challenges holding the server back from being 125 pop?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:13 PM
Programming
duster 06-Feb-17 03:14 PM
insightful
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:14 PM
It was an ill-thought out question.
duster 06-Feb-17 03:14 PM
not really
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:14 PM
the 70 slot limit is hardcoded
you can't override it with a .ini atm
we tried
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:14 PM
Questions that have been asked and answered are absolutely
Picer 06-Feb-17 03:15 PM
server down the entire eu primetime. It's like the server is run by some americans or soemthing
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:15 PM
lol euro
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:15 PM
@duster Funcom has some kind of engine override in the default settings that override the configuration .ini that prevents anything above 70...for now
We played with it while we were testing the server
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:16 PM
that's odd
it's not like a private server would ever be representative of the game experience
Percelus 06-Feb-17 03:16 PM
i thought euro goons had a riddle of steel server
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:16 PM
It is hardcoded, yes? There could be a lot of reasons for it.
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:17 PM
that's been locked
for some reason
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:17 PM
the riddle of steel server got locked by the hosting company
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:17 PM
I think he said it was issues with the host
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:17 PM
There is no rcon, and configuring the server is incredibly unfriendly to be fair
even hosting companies are having major issues
ofc funcom could just release a linux build themselves...
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
are you basically left with just manually editing ini files to change anything?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
Exactly
and the game reads them from like 3 different directories
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
that sounds shitty
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
with no clear authority on which takes priority where
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
We've manually touching a lot of things...
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
thanks for putting in the effort
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:18 PM
this already is well above my head
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
think of a door with 3 locks and the 1 key unlocks all three but you have to unlock them in a certain order
like 30 times in a row
with no clear direction
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
and they reset randomly
duster 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
the doors on an edge of a cliff?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
think of a door with 3 locks on the edge of a cliff
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
also, the key is your penis
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
FUCKER
duster 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
heheh
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
something about 3 balls yes?
you'd think funcom would want to make this easier on people
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:19 PM
There is also the matter of the 2 seashells
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 03:20 PM
4 lights
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Which we don't know how to use
Necrosaro 06-Feb-17 03:20 PM
3 sea shells
duster 06-Feb-17 03:20 PM
seashells are natures shovels
or spoons
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:20 PM
Conan Exiles Server only uses 2 seashells
they're not that advanced yet
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:20 PM
dude doesn't even know how to use the seashells lol
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
The third seashell had to be programmed from scratch using a partial blueprint
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
So what are they doing with the server since it's down?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
Implementing a seashell system.
duster 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
everyone was making fun of aukomus
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
Updating, scripting, chronjobs, etc
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
It isn't past tense yet
Bishop 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
seems like 2hers are not worth it because you take so much dmg when hit
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
We're upgrading to the newest build, adding cronjobs, and adding an auto restart function
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
The problem is we are all at work right now
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
like fixing all the reasons other private servers are shit
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 03:21 PM
So it's going slow as TT finds time(edited)
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:22 PM
Changing the building restrictions to be lower so NPCs spawn?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:22 PM
NPCs spawn totally fine
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:22 PM
If base is closeish to an npc spawn they stop
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:22 PM
right because that's a balance issue
that's not a server setting
that's a game mechanic
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 03:22 PM
Stop buiulding near npc spawns then
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:23 PM
Just saying it's a huge radius so I notice most of the camps stop working when there's lots of buildings.
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:23 PM
it's roughly the range of a t3 archer thrawl
it's not that far
it's pretty reasonable imo
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:24 PM
I just had to go to alot of camps last night before I found one that spawned anything cuz of everyone's buildings Is all.
duster 06-Feb-17 03:24 PM
people are killing them too
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:24 PM
Has me worried that once it's opened up all spawns will be gone.
duster 06-Feb-17 03:25 PM
good way to get exp
inkel 06-Feb-17 03:25 PM
ya, I was clearing camps last night around the tum tum base(edited)
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:25 PM
most of the empty camps is because of some intrepid goon slaughtering mans for xp
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Ok maybe I just assumed it wasn't spawning.
duster 06-Feb-17 03:25 PM
there was one camp near tum tum that wasn't spawning
which was odd because the camp was well enough away. if they don't respawn after first clear on restart, gonna have to smash everything in the camp just incase some one put a bed roll or camp fire down
Bishop 06-Feb-17 03:26 PM
how is ranged vs melee?
duster 06-Feb-17 03:26 PM
what you mean? like in general?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:27 PM
you have to spec for one or the other to be effective
arrows can be blocked by shields but you can get fire and poison shit later which are good
hindered 06-Feb-17 03:27 PM
ranged kinda sucks at the moment
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:27 PM
if you want both, just use a Javelin
hindered 06-Feb-17 03:27 PM
useful for hunting pve tho
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:27 PM
great melee weapon you can throw
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 03:28 PM
Is the server back up?
Bishop 06-Feb-17 03:28 PM
interesting
Soon(tm)
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:28 PM
SOON™
CoffeeBooze 06-Feb-17 03:29 PM
Oh ok cool, I was having some weirdness gettinv connected last night so I cant tell if it is me problem or a server being down problem currently
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:29 PM
I have an iron pike it's pretty good
You can charge with it
Good range too
hindered 06-Feb-17 03:30 PM
charge
Rejd 06-Feb-17 03:30 PM
You can use a hammer
and keep people perma stunned
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:30 PM
if you base with rej he will demonstrate the effectiveness of the hammer frequently
Rejd 06-Feb-17 03:30 PM
Or knock your friends around
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:31 PM
usually when you're working on something
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 03:31 PM
Ok back to work
Cya
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 03:31 PM
Love knockdowns
You can LKD me, Rejd
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:41 PM
@Kimsemus claim radius is a server setting tho...lower would help alleviate spawn issues (beds and campfires also have claim radii(?))
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:41 PM
claim radius would also completely change the PVP dyanmic in a negative way
it woudl effect claim radius for ALL purposes
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Raid towers it is
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:42 PM
There is no tool cabinet mechanic like in Rust
so claim radius is the only way people can meaningfully hold territory and points towards the conan endgame of people actually building functional bases and cities and shit
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:43 PM
Each item has its own radius though. Like each foundation adds to it
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:43 PM
put your conana in my conan
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:43 PM
Either way they just need to fix it so that claims don't block npcs
ARK has the exact same problem...but no unique npcs
Is SA down or is my app just dumb?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:45 PM
Again: Don't build unreasonably close to NPC spawns
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:45 PM
Do we know if claims are just an infinite vertical pillar, or do they have a vertical distance as well?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:45 PM
or you will cut yourself off from those spawns
they have vertical distance that hits the skybox
I think
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:46 PM
so if you build above a cave, will that prevent the cave from spawning in?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:46 PM
I heard they were bubbles but have no evidence
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:46 PM
it won't allow you to build above or below an NPC spawn
that's hardcoded
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:46 PM
I know in 7d2d claim blocks had infinite up and down measurement, but it mattered more because of digging, etc.
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:46 PM
because NPCs have a default claim radius
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:46 PM
excellent
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
I think the incongruety is the player claim is larger than the NPC claim
but that needs to be patched
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
@Kimsemus is the server down?
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
You know, this patch may have actually fixed the npc thing anyway. Didn't it say something about changing claims?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Yes down for patching and cronjobs
it will be up soon™
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Alright man, you guys rock for being such smooth admins
GoGoGadget 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Or was that yesterday...
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
patch this morning
hindered 06-Feb-17 03:47 PM
cromjobs
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:48 PM
w'ere also updating for that too
problem is we're all at work
so takes longer
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 03:48 PM
no worries man, i got plastic mans to paint anyway
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:48 PM
As time goes on downtime will be less and less
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 03:48 PM
I tmay have fixed it, the patch wasn't direclty about the NPCs
it was about placeables disappearing on restart
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:48 PM
but as fast as funcom patches we gotta patch too
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 03:49 PM
It should be quicker once they have the automated stuff in place too
at least for routine restarts
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 03:49 PM
or they release an rcon thing
so you don't have to do it by hand
kutale 06-Feb-17 03:55 PM
official server #193 is up but it's running an incorrect version. i wish funcom would talk to me more
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:57 PM
funcom is breaking up with you
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 03:57 PM
sadcom
turns out there are explosive jars in this game, i know what i'm doing when the server gets back up
Commoners 06-Feb-17 03:58 PM
Do they damage the foundation that they're placed on in addition to the wall they're being used to blast?
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 03:59 PM
i don't know about damage numbers until i can get in and play with it
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:01 PM
huh
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:02 PM
i saw a video and it looked funny, i'm going to do that, i can't answer your question because i don't know
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:03 PM
It's awesome that the npcs don't make the game shit itself
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:03 PM
was listening to people talking about carrying thralls around for pvp
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:03 PM
their pathing takes a dump but
Yeah that was me
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:03 PM
just plop down some archers lol
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:04 PM
If you did 50 encumbrance that's 350 additional weight capacity
which is 7 thralls
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:04 PM
encumbrance best stat
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:05 PM
you wouldn't get to be a super pvp death machine
but you could carry around a mini army
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:05 PM
what would a super pvp death machine build even be
it looked like strength wasn't a good stat
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:05 PM
I'd say that strength and agility are okay up to 5
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:05 PM
i've been putting my points into hp and stamina
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:06 PM
because that pretty much free and they do have a tiny effect
1 armor per point of agility, 1% damage per strength point. At one stat point each that's not too bad of a deal
But once they start scaling up in cost and not benefit no way
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:07 PM
so get every stat to 5 then specialize or something?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:07 PM
Stamina will be king for pvp, but health is that buffer that lets you make mistakes or fight multiple people
survival and accuracy are worthless imo
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:07 PM
full hp kills full str in 3 hits, full str kills full hp in 6 hits
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:07 PM
thats at like 0 armor though
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:08 PM
armor would only increase the EHP of full hp
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:08 PM
when people are running around with full steel str becomes better
especially when you consider regen items
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:08 PM
no it doesnt
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:08 PM
auzu, maybe, depends on how damage reduction works in this game
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:08 PM
str is worthless
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:08 PM
even without knowing how armor affects damage, str is still a really bad deal for what you get out of it
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:09 PM
if armor completely crippled the full hp guy into taking 10 hits to kill, which the full strength guy can now kill in 7, that's a bit of a difference and strength means something
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:09 PM
from what I've seen armor kind of functions like how it did in ARK
in that you aren't doing too much damage through the armor, but you're breaking that shit when you are hitting people hard
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:09 PM
strength is completely worthless and if you put points in it youre dumb
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 04:09 PM
i'll wait until i can actually see the numbers
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:10 PM
5 points is pretty much nothing though
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:10 PM
yea and it also does nothing
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:10 PM
1% damage per level of strength though
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:10 PM
1% of a damage point per level of strength
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:11 PM
Yeah so with a stone sword you gain a little tidbit of 1.5 damage
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:11 PM
if you have 30 str thats 30% damage, top damage item is 76
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:11 PM
30 strenght is not 30% damage
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:11 PM
From the testing they did it scaled at 1% damage bonus per point of strength
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:12 PM
weapon dmg + (weapon dmg * (points in strength / 100)) = melee dmg
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:12 PM
But high strength will still be a garbage baby build
imo throwing 5 points in doesn't hurt, because it's a few points of damage for dirt cheap
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:12 PM
right now str is weak, but its not useless like people are saying
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:12 PM
but once you start giving up stamina, health, or encumbrance you're boned
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:13 PM
the way melee works is you can cleave multiple targets also
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:13 PM
opportunity cost makes strength horribly bad
same for agility and accuracy
duster 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
@Commoners if str is so bad, then why did Conan dump all points into it?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
don't understimate how amazing stamina is
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
because he wasn't stat point capped, duh
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
or some agility for offsetting heavy armor
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
conan dumped 100 points into strength and now runs around cleaving everything in half instantly
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:14 PM
you tire out in a PVP fight pretty quick
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:15 PM
Doesn't agility affect ONLY the armor amount, and not the movement penalty from heavy armor?
like I know the tooltip says one thing, but it totally doesn't do that thing
duster 06-Feb-17 04:15 PM
wheres the spreedsheet
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:15 PM
Strength(Melee Damage)
weapon dmg + (weapon dmg (points in strength / 100)) = melee dmg
example with a stone sword (30 dmg) and 10 strength points
30 + (30
(10/100)) = 33 melee dmg
Agility(Defense)
armour defense + (points in agility) = defense
example with full light armour and 10 def points
23 + 10 = 33 defense
Vitality(HP)
base health + 12 points in Vitality = HP
example with 10 Vitality points
200 + 12
10 = 320 HP
Acc(Range Damage)
range dmg = bow dmg + arrow dmg = range dmg
range dmg + (range dmg (points in accuracy/ 100)) = range dmg
example with a hunting bow (22 dmg) and flinthead arrows (16dmg) and 10 Accuracy points
22 + 16 = 38
38 + (38
(10/100)) = 41.8 range damage
Grit(Stamina)
base stamina + 3 points in Grit = Stamina
example with 10 Grit points
100 + 3
10 = 130 Stamina
Encumbrance
base encumbrance + 7 points in Encumbrance = Encumbrance
example with 10 Encumbrance points
70 + 7
10 = 140 Encumbrance
Survival
water base rate = 5 points p/m -- food base rate = 3.5 points p/m
water base rate - (0.08 survival points) = water metabolize rate
food base rate - (0.056
survival points) = food metabolize rate
example with 25 survival points
5 - (0.08 25) = 3 water points p/m
3.5 - (0.056
25) = 2.1 food points p/m
.
damage reduction due to armor
This isn't linear or % based like the rest of the stats, you need more and more armor for each new point. and every weapon goes with a different speed down. the function is a little better.
a = incoming damage
b differs per damage, havent found a real correlation yet. b(15 dmg) = 1 , b(30 dmg) = 2 , b(45 dmg) = 2.333
x = armor
a (1.01 + (0.00005 a)) -1x + x (a/1000) b = reduced incoming damage
example someone attack me with a stone sword(30 dmg) and i have 50 armor
30 (1.01 + (0.00005 30)) ^(-150) + 50 (30/1000) 2
30
1.0115-150 + 50 0.06 = 19.937
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:15 PM
check my pin
in readme
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:15 PM
they added a graph
X is armor Y is dmg after armor
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:16 PM
iirc some weapons have piercing damage that ignores armor
What does a full suit of heavy armor get you?
kutale 06-Feb-17 04:17 PM
87
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:18 PM
do we know how much hp potions restore?
I am just thinking of fights with everyone in heavy armor with potions, and maybe str is whats needed to actually offset regen
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:19 PM
when I ate holy human flesh it gave a whole bunch of hp
nope, having strength will just mean you die faster
In ARK armor and weapons were super light, but shit is heavy in this game
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:20 PM
but if they arent doing enough damage to offset your potions it doesn't matter how much hp you have
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:20 PM
If you wanted to actually pvp in ARK you would run around with multiple sets of armor, and put on fresh sets after getting hit
Yeah, but you're grinding their potions down
So you just beat them until they're out of potions and their armor is broken, and then they die
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:20 PM
by that time couldn't you also be dead?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
if you have high str and they have higher stam and encumbrance they can pick when to withdraw
And heal up
and you're fighting at their leisure
duster 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
all i know is, in nearly all pvp games you want to make HP
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
move speed is #1
duster 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
well yea if you can do it
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
But most games don't have move speed
duster 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
most games don't give move speed
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
because it's so fucking broken
duster 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
yea
kutale 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
both holy human flesh and hand lotion do 10 hp/sec for 10 seconds
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
If a game gives move speed that is literally all you need to take and you will crush people
duster 06-Feb-17 04:21 PM
ever play dead by daylight?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:22 PM
I've seen it but haven't played it
duster 06-Feb-17 04:22 PM
some of the killers get movement speed bonuses and it is fucking hilarious
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:22 PM
that doesn't sound fair at all
duster 06-Feb-17 04:22 PM
game not suppose to be fair
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:22 PM
well yeah
but there's still game balance even in asymmetrical games
duster 06-Feb-17 04:22 PM
but most killers don't stack movement for some reason
also getting all the movement perks takes a shit load of time or luck
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:23 PM
ah
PartyAlarm 06-Feb-17 04:23 PM
Hows the new patch?
duster 06-Feb-17 04:23 PM
you have to max out each killer in progression to get the teachable perks
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:23 PM
But yeah, strength is one of those things where it'd be nice to have if you're stuck in a death pit with someone and they can't just leave, but if that person has any mobility they will completely screw you
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:23 PM
its great having alot of fun not playing it
duster 06-Feb-17 04:24 PM
i just ate two large baskets of KFC Cheese Curds
i'm feeling good
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:24 PM
your house is now a death pit
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:24 PM
you wont be soon
duster 06-Feb-17 04:24 PM
i have regular cheese curds in the fridge if need be
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:24 PM
isnt cheese just curds smashed down into a block
duster 06-Feb-17 04:25 PM
lol no
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:25 PM
is it the whey
duster 06-Feb-17 04:25 PM
its the cheese that floats in the vat i believe
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:25 PM
yea those are the curds
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:25 PM
we should arm the curds
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:25 PM
because its curdled
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:26 PM
put this M4 in that vat of cheese
duster 06-Feb-17 04:26 PM
fucking tasty
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:26 PM
does firing an m4 generate enough heat to curdle cheese?
duster 06-Feb-17 04:26 PM
i washed down the gurds with a liter of whole milk too
curds*
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:26 PM
i mean
if you fired it enough
the barrel can get pretty hot
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:27 PM
and then you could use it to stir aswell
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:27 PM
yeah but a bullpup would be better
because you wouldn't get cheese in the magazine
the british rifle once again shows its advantages
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:32 PM
hey so there's now two goon groups I thought the whole point of the goon server was to have A goon group
?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:34 PM
There are 3 actually
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:34 PM
EU has their own server because it's literally unplayable for us
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:34 PM
EU plays on something dongful
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:34 PM
do i count as a goon group
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:34 PM
they don't have rubberbanding or lag
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:34 PM
im not in any of the clanzzzz cus im cool
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:35 PM
we will enter the forbidden city and use a wish to make anime real
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:35 PM
The eu server runs really well... When it runs, which is rarely
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:35 PM
just trying to understand what's going on, is this going to turn into cool goons vs. not cool goons who get treated the same as pubbies
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:35 PM
No
let me just clarify some shit
So there are something like 180 goons who have joined the server just to play conan
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:36 PM
The only uncool goon is kimsemus
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:36 PM
we must haze him off the server
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:36 PM
there are no official servers right now, and everyone wants to play on our server because it's like 1 of 5000 that doesn't run like shit
So basically
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:36 PM
by leaving ichor in his inventory
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
there are MORE than 70 goons trying to play on the server right now
With nowhere else to go, there are split groups obviously
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
Increase the server cap to 200
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
because people shouldn't be FORCED to play together if they don't want to
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
no server cap no masters
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
Free goons
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
So tonight I'm taking off the password so there will be pubbies
but if the server is 95% goons
what do you think is going to happen
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 04:37 PM
butt sex?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
i'm gonna arm the pubbies with all steel
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
I dunno, I'm not looking at numbers or anything
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
69 <-- look herre
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
if it's a 70 person server and there are 70 goons here, I guess it's an all goon server
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
GOON MUST KILL GOON
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
I'm just telling you the numbers
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
We can't raise it higher than 70, that's a hard limit in the code we can't change.
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
there were 50 people on late night in late USTZ
just goons
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
Leave a chest near the river delta with free spears
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:38 PM
no because then some dingus will take all the spears
and die to an imp punching his butt
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:39 PM
have u ever thot about modding the hardcoded bits tho hmmm?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:39 PM
And there is no one group or person that can herd that many people or force them not to fight if they don't want to
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 04:39 PM
^^
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:39 PM
No RCON/mod support
we can only edit what the existing .inis allow
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:39 PM
sounds like you just dont understand the riddle of steel yet
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:39 PM
can someone mod guns into the game
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
conans with ak47s
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
So the basic rule is this: in my mind it's always going to be goons > anyone else
but in a world with ALL goons
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
like conan with guns
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
where do we hunt?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
I just hope that goon on goon violence does not obliterate my base
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
THUNDERDOME
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
crocodiles
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
@Commoners contemplate your basic bitch status on the tree of woe.
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
lol
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
i have hidden a blade in my uggs that I will use to escape
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
As long as the base is not held up by a single pillar
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
haha
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
it should be ok
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
It's not
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:40 PM
what the dickens is this quote feature anyways
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
@Hoodrow Trillson if you want to know how not clique it is right now, ORv could have levelled the entire tum tum base last night but levelled a pillar and walked off
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
basically the problem is, if al lthe goons who were playing played in one clan
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
i dunno, i'm not arguing or anything, I was just wondering because it looked like two goon team channels
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
I just don't want to come back to a flat plateau of foundations and nothing remaining
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
Lol I need a Screenshot of the magic pillar
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
Nothign wrong with getting raided though
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
ilast night it'd be 40 goons vs 30 pubbies
thats already insanely boring
kutale 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
oh wait, has the goon vs goon started already?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
and you're talking a bunch of goons with wildly different playstyles
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
kutale 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
i thought someone got banned because he tried to fuck with you
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
like I want to play with peoeple who don't put seeds in my fucking furnaces
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
no, but there are different clans
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
it was a guy with a history for goonfucking threatening to use exploits to destroy stuff
sooooo...
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:41 PM
someone got banned because they were talking about glitching into bases
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
no, he got banned like he does from every game/community because he's a fucking hacking idiot
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
He's the ideal candidate for an admin to ban
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
and he has VAC bans
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
@Kimsemus me too, can i be on your team?
kutale 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
oh, that's cool then
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
and shit
dude is dumb
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
And yet I haven't been banned for dad jokes
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
Look at his rap sheet, nothing of value was lost by banning him.
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
^
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
i got vac banned from cs source 8 years ago
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
I'm gonna break into bmw base and fill the furnaces with seeds
spread my seed
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
banned
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
Literally hitler
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
just all the slots, a single seed
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
not putting animal fat and a single rocket in a naked mans inventory while he sleeps
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
lol
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:42 PM
only two people have been banned: nooch and that guy. Both who joke about griefing goon bases and generally are just shitheads everywhere they play, just look at their rap sheets
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
it will be like a third grade science experiment with lima beans
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
but for reals, it would be really really boring for us to all be in a single clan. i dont think we want to attack each other necessarily
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
nooch actaully DID grief a goon base
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
but this gives them an actual chance
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
oh man
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
Like we won't just outnumber and hellown 30 pubbies
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
TBH if every single goon was in the same clan in the same base, RIP server
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
ok you guys can kill eachother just dont kill my house it says auzu on a sign outside
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
one time I broke into someone's base in ARK
and I filled their inventory with notes
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:43 PM
It sucks but its just kind of the reality
of how many want to play
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:44 PM
and it was sonic slashfic
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:44 PM
like on the other side of the coin, if other goons raid my base? Well played, GG, gotta build a new base
it's the logical conclusion of a survival game
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:44 PM
i kind of expected the base to be raided
when I woke up
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
i just want the server to be up so I can improve my build design :/
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
I don't mind base raids, but being scoured from the earth sucks
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
I think we should have a general goon rule: don't kill each other's beds
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
yeah, and if you see a cool dong shaped monolith, don't destroy it
duster 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
@Eonwe people in tummy lickers were under the impression that we wouldn't attack each other so people were bothering going over that way and building stupid/silly things
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
because it's a huge awesome dick
Stigmat 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
I don't think anything is wrong with the raiding, I just thought it was weird that none of this was communicated yesterday and people woke up to being raided and beds destroyed
Demiurge 06-Feb-17 04:45 PM
Definitely destroy the dongolith and build your own in its place
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
duster we've gone over this like 6 times today already
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
you used white sandstone, we have used superior black obsidian and have made it larger
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
i know
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
Give it one more day and a pubbie would have taken over the job and would definitely have destroyed more than that pillar and a bed.
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
i wasnt a part of any of it anyway
duster 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
then why you keep bring it up?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
everyone was talking about it, stop being a dickface
duster 06-Feb-17 04:46 PM
lmao
why do you think i'm posting in earnest?
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:47 PM
idk guy
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:47 PM
I think the best way to foster pub population would be to make it fun for them too
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:47 PM
^^
We're not new to this. In RUST we killed our own server off like 10 times because we overfarmed pubbies out of a refusal to actually play the game with each other and avoid raiding
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:47 PM
i hope the server is up this evening, do you guys need donations or anything? like is it a purchased server?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
Nope, it's free for everyone to enjoy guilt free
It will be up
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
oh word
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
unless we successfully grief kimemus because we're edgy goons
gonna exploit u into the dirt
using my exploits
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
Send 100$ to [email protected]
tia
duster 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
gonna lag into your base
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
if you grief me I'm just gonna build a new base then jar jihad
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:48 PM
hahaha
It'd be great if there were like
pitfall floors
and triggered jar explosives
so you could make a false house, have a pitfall floor that blows up the entire house with explosive jars
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
just a 1x1 shit shack in a field of jars
no fucks given
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
guys where is a good place to buy socks in bulk?
duster 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
haven't tested jars yet, they have a good radius?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
amazon
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
bulksocks.com
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
the radius isnt particularly huge
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:49 PM
not to be confused with bullcocks.com
I'm excited for some conans
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
how do jars work?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
my thralls from last night should be ready!
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
do you have to shoot them with an arrow
or something
duster 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
you put things in jars
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
Jars go boom
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
If you aren't part of a clan can you benefit from dancers?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:50 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:51 PM
I want to go into pvp with my level 1 dancer and he can be my backup dancer while I fight people
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:51 PM
magic
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:51 PM
good heavens.
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:52 PM
Personally I use a betterdiscord script I put together so I just get a fancy button right next to messages, alternatively you can also enable dev mode in discord, right click a message, copy id and then type .quoteMessage <id goes here>
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:53 PM
dev mode, jesus
I've just been using ` and
the triple-`
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:53 PM
if an npc gets hit with an arrow do they get staggered?
Rejd 06-Feb-17 04:53 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 04:53 PM
or do they just stand there like dweebs and continue to fire
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:54 PM
neat
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 04:56 PM
Soon™
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 04:56 PM
excuse
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:09 PM
Soon™
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:10 PM
when
👽 👌🏿
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:12 PM
are the official servers up yet?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:12 PM
no
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:12 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:13 PM
play on goon server when it comes back
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:13 PM
nah imma play poe till officials come up
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:15 PM
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:17 PM
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:19 PM
goon server was hella rubberbandy for me
unplayably bad like launch officials
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:19 PM
it was the least laggy server ive ever played on even with 47 people on it
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:19 PM
are you east coast?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:19 PM
yea
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:19 PM
cause im not
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 05:20 PM
It was solid as fuck in Michigan
kutale 06-Feb-17 05:23 PM
it gets worse over time. it's fine for a few hours after a restart. i've got 220 ping and it worked neatly at the start
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:23 PM
im in mexico and i didnt have any problem at all on the goon server
for 12 hours
potatoe pcs or what?
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
is the server up?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
no
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
no
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
welp
duster 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
tip
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
dick
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:24 PM
everytime there is an update, we're going to lose a day
to upload the entire new build
duster 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
lmao
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
that is a feature, fyi
duster 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
watch funcom release another update right before they get the server working with the current update
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
hope not cuz they might patch every day
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
they are doing more than just updating the server
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
oh yeah
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:25 PM
yeah they are writing scripts for it to keep it running clean
fresh like a babies ass
duster 06-Feb-17 05:26 PM
you, i've been running clean, or telling my wife that, but late at night i just snort a fuck ton of molly and coke
been doing thsi for years
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
the people who were having a rough time on the goon server yesterday how much ram do you guys have?
32bit or 64bit?
etc etc
because it wasnt the server
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
bit?
duster 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
bytes
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
bites
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
jiggawats
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
your mom
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
what is this
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
64bites?
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
1975?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
i have 20 bites in my computer machine
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:27 PM
joules mother fucker do you speak it
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
32/64bit would reference the OS architecture.
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
when you guys relaunch the server and make it public name it "Erotic Roleplayers of SA"
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
amali i know
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
and then we can club people cybersexing in the woods to death
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
a 32-bit operating system can only use 4gb of RAM
duster 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
also put in Twitch RP Friendly
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
so
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
I'm talking to tekneek, I'm also really stoned
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
nothing is 32-bit anymore
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:28 PM
lol duster
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
how do you know goku?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
He doesn't
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
some of these goons might run ancient shit
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
arma 3, is hilariously still only a 32-bit game
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
hence their problems on the server
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
That is hilarious
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
and can only access 2gb of RAM
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
lol arma
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
diablo 3 just released 64 bit client a month or two ago
duster 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
my OS is windows ME
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
Please, explain to us, without opening google, what the difference between 32 and 64 bit architecture means.
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
hi goonfriends
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
Hey bona
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
amalikabab: 64 is more than 32
thus better
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
kek
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
haha
duster 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
rekt
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
one has a 3 and one has a 5 in it
damnit a 6
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
well he's not wrong i guess
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
Also correct.
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:29 PM
its twice as much as 32
!
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
but
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
define twice
duster 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
what now amalilakab
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
twice what?
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
math is hard
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
science facts up in here
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
if people want to complain about the conan server running like shit and give none of their tech specs
all they are doing is sitting on a dick and twirling around
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
.i math is hard
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
I'm running Windows 10, 8GB RAM, 64bit
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
i mean, i have an i7 16gb ram and a 1080, and it loads player items slowly
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
actually my only problem last night was monsters teleporting around
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
at tum tum base
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
Is your ram running dual channel?
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
and I think that's the game
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:30 PM
What frequency?
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
dd3-2400
dual channel
duster 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
101.4 FM
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
Timings?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
105.9
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
x = 5
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
ye the timings make a huge different
nce
4 sure
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
yeah, totally dude
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
i think the game just can't handle a server being up for a long time and flips the fuck out
Commoners 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
ITS TIME TO THREAD PROCESSSORS N SHITT
duster 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
i pressed the turbo button my tower
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
naw bona i was refering to the people who were saying the server was running like shit from the start
duster 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
it makes my computer faster
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
I just download more ram from the internet whenever I get low.
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
"server is unplayable gg" and logging out
Commoners 06-Feb-17 05:31 PM
i overclock my mouse for extra performance
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
duster can u upgrade my ram
duster 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
yea
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
goon server ran pretty fucking good
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
yeah
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
so idk what
duster 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
go buy it from Fry's Electrontics they have good deals and the sales reps are knowledgable
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
if it was server side everyone would have had the same horrendous shit happening
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:32 PM
pubbie servers I was constantly rubberbanding all over, the goon server was good
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
yeah even with 45 people
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
like I said the only thing I saw odd was monsters would occasionally teleport around, but I don't think that's the server
oh and the crafting dupe bug
duster 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
yea that crafting bug is fucking annoying
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
huge bases load in chunks and i was able to run into bases
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
"Welp time to make 2000 shoes"
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
even though there should have been walls there
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
banned
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:33 PM
yeah but the crafting shit, and inventory shit is all client side
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:34 PM
I would imagine there is a combination of issues, stemming from client side or possibly the way the game communicates between players (which I have no clue), but issues on the server side (not necessarily hardware, more likely software than hardware) that is possibly exaserbated by the client side (or again the way they're communicating)
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:34 PM
thats why when you're near a huge fucking base and the walls arent "loaded" in yet you can walk through the walls
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:34 PM
If it is all clientside, you're telilng me that for every action I do I'm sending a personal message of that information to every single person?
No.
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:34 PM
*sometimes
sometimes you can't even move when its in that loading purgatory
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:34 PM
no amal
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:34 PM
kind of like how sometimes falling will kill you, and sometimes the game is like, hey cool 700 foot drop np.
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
you're sending it to the server
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
pls bring server online so I can walk around naked amongst gods chosen people: the goons
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
and the server is distributing it
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
ok
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
pls give us p2p servers
pls
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
what tekneek said
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:35 PM
Games like this don't support p2p servers
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:36 PM
are you sure
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:36 PM
kimsemus: i was really rooting for you to get back in goonwaffe but I dont understand why you want in
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:36 PM
how can you be sure
are you implying residential internet connections that are possibly on wifi cant handle running large servers?
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:36 PM
i run on potato
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:36 PM
lol
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:36 PM
I think it went from me really wanting to play with goons to me not caring tbh but I do appreciate the support
duster 06-Feb-17 05:37 PM
have you considered not playing eve?
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:37 PM
its all mining online and being unable to sustain deployments against retarded redditors now
also that
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:37 PM
EVE is my sunk cost fallacy
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:37 PM
eve creeped me out within 5 minutes
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:37 PM
creeped?
did you talk to digi?
duster 06-Feb-17 05:37 PM
just play SS13
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:38 PM
idk but apparently i've been told my mistake was making a girl name or something
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:38 PM
uh
what
duster 06-Feb-17 05:38 PM
that is a mistake in every game
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:38 PM
idk its been years. but i got some creep ass messages like right away
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:38 PM
goonwaffe is ate up with dudes w/girl names
its good for scamming
because 95% of eves playerbase is mysogonistic ex military it guys
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:39 PM
im not good at the scamming. i know some people are...
duster 06-Feb-17 05:39 PM
if only there was a way to get eve playerbase to hang otu with SL playerbase
Evike 06-Feb-17 05:39 PM
i don't think i giggle appropriately enough
duster 06-Feb-17 05:39 PM
the scamming would be peak
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:39 PM
lol
duster: xenuria is in goonwaffe plays eve and dutifully reports on sims in SL because we really really care
(we do not)
duster 06-Feb-17 05:40 PM
i know nothing of eve or goons that play eve besides that i pity them
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:40 PM
that is a proper response
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:40 PM
like so
I don't mind EVE goons
the umbrage occurs when they turn my shit into EVE or try to
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:40 PM
giving a shit is over rated
and also fuck eve
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
tbh goon directors could suck the fun out of a blowjob, so don't play eve
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
just post in the thread
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
c
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
thats more fun imo
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
I like getting querns riled up
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
i like to post
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
he pinged me on jabber to tell me to go fuck myself one day, op success
forge 06-Feb-17 05:41 PM
lol
duster 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
do you think eve threads is a good place to pick up some extra ignores and probes?
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
i think i tried a free week of eve 10 years ago
which is insane that people still play it
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
duster yes
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
The EVE thread is a good place to find concentrated Kimsemus hatred if you are bored
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
just drop some light barbs about the eve goon clan
and people rage
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
EVE directors do not like Kimsemus
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
goddamn, eve came out in 2003
duster 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
hmm
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
sounds like a nice place
duster 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
i'm coming up with a gimmick now
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:42 PM
gl friend
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
we'd have snuck you into topgoon ops when I was back in charge kimsemus, we had a few "non persons" that were welcome to join us :shobon:
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
I have no feelings about them because I am fairly positive they are some kind of subhuman gelatanous hivemind thing
forge 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
topgoon was the most fun I had in eve
duster 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
idk mang mmo hmo only has 62 browsers
forge 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
it certainly wasnt doing any of that other shit
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
forge when were you playing w/topgoon?
forge 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
im carevin
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:43 PM
smilingvagrant fistbump
forge 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
i know
😄
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
I remember when you came out to kalevala w/us that was a blast
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
we are all subhuman trash
and well
that makes things ok
wow who took my pink name color away
what the HECK
give it back please
forge 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
blazing demoted
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
it was gone for a little bit yesterday too...
forge 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
didnt spend enough time building walls
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:44 PM
rip
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
i liked my gay name color
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
thats what you get for calling the server a piece of shit after everyone worked so hard on it
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
forge 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
lol
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
i didnt though!
what the heckin heck
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
wait were you misinterpreted?
shit
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
i just said i wasnt gonna play goon server
cause it was laggy 4 me
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
demoted
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
and now goon server is down
and you can't play on it
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:45 PM
what have i done
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
way to go blazing you ruined everything
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
monster
forge 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
blazing ran bluescreen.exe on the goon server
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
you made poor life choices
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
i am the worst
ok well im gonna go play poe now have fun friends
duster 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
blazing zero what is your favorite Klurf?
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
forge 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
why are you playing that terrible brown game
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
the one that eats shit
forge 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
i tried to get you to play it
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
because its fun, forge
fuck you
forge 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
when that new shit came out
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
all klurfs are the best
forge 06-Feb-17 05:46 PM
and you said fuck you and your brown shit
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:47 PM
hey is this a dbrb free zone?
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:47 PM
dbrb is non persona gratis
afaik
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:47 PM
I need to know if he's going to jump in and ruin another game for me
forge 06-Feb-17 05:47 PM
i spent 450 on the purple wing pack
and no blazing
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 05:47 PM
im gay
duster 06-Feb-17 05:47 PM
i played the witch in poe
game was bad
rather slam my dick in a door
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:48 PM
im playins softcore with a bro, @forge if you wanna play
forge 06-Feb-17 05:48 PM
softcore no thanks
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:48 PM
is that a porn game
forge 06-Feb-17 05:48 PM
i could make it past L30
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 05:48 PM
interesting, don't think i've met someone that didn't like poe before
forge 06-Feb-17 05:48 PM
what fun would that be
duster 06-Feb-17 05:49 PM
rapelay HD mp?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 05:49 PM
woah why are you guys playing my game there isn't even a release copy yet
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 05:53 PM
i take it server down again
wasn't it supposed to go live for pubbies in an hour?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 05:54 PM
server has been down for seven, eight hours?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 05:55 PM
stream fixing conan server
duster 06-Feb-17 05:56 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
you to ocan become a twitch rpist
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
@forge when is the server coming up?
forge 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
its not
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
WHYYYY
iamthehans 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
never
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
what
forge 06-Feb-17 05:57 PM
because you have a jon
job
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 05:58 PM
I'm delaying
to drive the angst a bit
forge 06-Feb-17 05:58 PM
were actually trying to stream snipe
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 05:58 PM
its like when someone gives you drugs for free, then you get hooked and then its more expensive.
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 05:58 PM
😢
forge 06-Feb-17 05:58 PM
im pretty sure this is probably not the right example
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
who cares.
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
no one's ever given me drugs for free to get me hooked and then pay them money for more drugs 😦
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
i'll be your huckleberry
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
@forge fwiw i made a hc character too
but the league ends in like 25d
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
The truth is, that I am finishing adding some shit that goes on that server and i'll be done in an hour.
or so.
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
but also bring server online so I can wave my dick at goons tia
sweet
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 05:59 PM
i hate having to wait 5 minutes for the entire server list to reload before i can change which tab i'm looking through, stuck on favorites showing 1 server i don't want to connect to
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 06:00 PM
who thought this was a good idea
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:00 PM
@Kimsemus im breaking my promise, instead of 6pm it will be ready by 7pm
but it should be way way way faster
ok back to the server.
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:06 PM
guys
how do i load a bow
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:07 PM
drag the arrows onto the bow on the hotbar
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:07 PM
thanks bb
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:07 PM
yw
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
@Kimsemus are there any settings you want to change?
@forge any of the min-maxing that needs changing?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
dick size
needs to be like 3x
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
extend daytime length, make sure gather/xp rates are good and fuck
there was one more
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
clan size?
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
Negative. Increase ball size and sag
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
clan size
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:13 PM
get me the string for the extend daytime length
clan size is 40
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:14 PM
IDK the string 😮
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:14 PM
look it up
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 06:14 PM
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:14 PM
be useful
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 06:16 PM
What are xp and gather rates being set to Tempus?
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:17 PM
3x
kutale 06-Feb-17 06:17 PM
DayTimeSpeedScale
is that a thing
it's 10 on most official servers
kwaitwkski 06-Feb-17 06:18 PM
I was thinking of throwing up a server on extra box I have. Has 2x e5640 and like 96 gigs of ram how shitty of a server could that run
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:18 PM
@kwaitwkski the ram doesnt matter a servrr with 32gb will run thr gsme fine
its the pipe its sitting on what matters
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 06:19 PM
i have dsl
duster 06-Feb-17 06:19 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/zerocarbthirty

server is name ZeroCarb
we sniping
kwaitwkski 06-Feb-17 06:19 PM
eh network is 200/20
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:19 PM
@kutale where do I find the variable? I need the ini file
kwaitwkski 06-Feb-17 06:19 PM
pretty stable
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:19 PM
thats not going to help
the 20 is what will kill you
kwaitwkski 06-Feb-17 06:20 PM
thought so
so it would be a shitty experence once more than a few guys connected
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:23 PM
The goon server has 32gb ram with 12core e5640 sitting on the Dallas Hub, and we were running pretty smooth with 33 people in.
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 06:23 PM
this guys stream is retarded
he's dumb
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:24 PM
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:25 PM
CPU Utilization was a bit high
but the server soft is still buggy
even running with wine which only takes about 8mb of ram to run
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 06:26 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:28 PM
that stupid website doesnt work for me
im prolly the stupid one tho
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 06:31 PM
v0v works in firefox and chrome for me
I'm not testing in edge because microsofts new explorer name is stupid
Commoners 06-Feb-17 06:32 PM
interacting with the conans
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 06:32 PM
was that you guys about to kill this guy on the stream?
you should have clubbed him before he got to the house
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 06:33 PM
heh
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:37 PM
is the goon server still down?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 06:37 PM
Soon
Schizotek(Cavefish) 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
da
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
very soon™ now
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
whats the name to search for?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
we're just finishing up
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
something dongful
server ip 38.130.223.197 not sure if port is 7777 or 27015
Riff Raff 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
definitely not finding it when i search
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
cos it's down
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
so it will be up soon?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
no
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
yes
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
maybe
Evike 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
time is fleeting
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
I promise I will ping when it comes up
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
i think the servers up
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
never
Evike 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
it'll be ok
Commoners 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
in the grand scope of how long the universe has existed
the server will be up relatively soon
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
once its up cane you search by somehting dongful?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
yes
or add it to the steam browser and youll know the second its back up
without being in game
Commoners 06-Feb-17 06:39 PM
i am excited to be a barbarian uin a barbarian land
and hope that no one exploded my base overnight
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:40 PM
how do you add to steam browser?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:40 PM
topleft
view -> server -> filter conan exiles -> botttom right add server -> add 38.130.223.197:27015
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:40 PM
how do you access the steam browser
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:40 PM
topleft
view -> server -> filter conan exiles -> botttom right add server -> add 38.130.223.197:27015
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:40 PM
o
thanks bb
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:41 PM
yw
the port might be :7777 so add both
idk
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:42 PM
i dont see a add server on botton right
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:42 PM
so i would just hit connect and it puts me in the game?
or do i need to have conan open
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:42 PM
go to favorites tab
yes
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 06:43 PM
can someone give me a word using the word dong?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:43 PM
it launches the game and connects you
dongalicious
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:43 PM
dong
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:43 PM
it will prompt you twice for password if its pw protected
you can also add the server as a launch command so anytime you launch conan it will just auto connect to it if its up
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 06:44 PM
Dongle
boom
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:44 PM
dingdong
dingdonged
dingdonging
dingdongs
dong
donga
dongas
dongle
dongles
dongola
dongolas
dongs
quandong
quandongs
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 06:44 PM
dongsucc
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 06:44 PM
googlecheats
vanityset 06-Feb-17 06:44 PM
dongola
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:45 PM
dingo doing donga dongs gonad
Commoners 06-Feb-17 06:45 PM
one of these things is not like the ohters
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:45 PM
Definitions of dong
1. the basic unit of money in Vietnam
2. go `ding dong', like a bell
vanityset 06-Feb-17 06:45 PM
Dongola, also spelled Dunqulah, and formerly known as Al 'Urdi, is the capital of the state of Northern in Sudan, on the banks of the Nile, and a former Latin Catholic bishopric.
Nonpoint 06-Feb-17 06:45 PM
I still have a few servers that require USB drives for licensing..I love when the business calls and says that they have a licensing error and they want someone to reset the dongle
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:46 PM
bleh i relaucned the game and now the audio doesnt work
nm, for some reason the nvidda driver update changed my audio sorce
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 06:48 PM
The Ding Dong Danger
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 06:49 PM
I see you know my stripper name.
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 06:49 PM
we're increasing the clan size by 10
FYI
to 40
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 06:49 PM
boy o boy
Riff Raff 06-Feb-17 06:49 PM
yum
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 06:50 PM
Let's run this shit into the ground!
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:50 PM
oh there is clans nice
bleh cant change hip and thigt size
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 06:51 PM
wait until modders get their hands on those sliders!!
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 06:51 PM
^^^^
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:52 PM
oh no facial hair yet
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 06:53 PM
Exiles aren't allowed to have facial hair
Commoners 06-Feb-17 06:53 PM
I wanna see what happens to the various face sliders when they're taken too far
get some monster factory shit going
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 06:54 PM
So you think you know what a beard is huh...
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:54 PM
keyboard mouse or xbox remote?
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Wait until you've seen.. The Lair
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 06:56 PM
yes, the dong mecanics, never going to wear pants
hindered 06-Feb-17 06:59 PM
if you call your parents and tell them you're gay, the server will come back up
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 06:59 PM
ill tell them when they get home
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 06:59 PM
Kimsemus I'm gay
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:01 PM
im a king now, dual wielding a pick and a tourch
duster 06-Feb-17 07:01 PM
we waz kangs
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:07 PM
how cna u tell between ncs and pc
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:07 PM
if they yell at you to stop hitting them over comms they are a player
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:08 PM
i just killed a monster and 2 npcs i think, then bled to death
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:09 PM
yea mobs can be pretty brutal
gotota know which fights you can take with some trial and error
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:09 PM
fight everything
get your first sword and fight everything
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:10 PM
well ths is allready better than h1z1
duster 06-Feb-17 07:10 PM
better than king of the hill mode?
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 07:10 PM
server back up yet?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:11 PM
no
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 07:11 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
duster 06-Feb-17 07:11 PM
i heard 7 was the time for server
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 07:11 PM
mods lied goons died
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:11 PM
h1z1 i cant rock out with my cock out
and I hate zombie
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 07:11 PM
zombie games are oversaturated
as of seven years ago
Commoners 06-Feb-17 07:12 PM
is the server... BLACK up?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:12 PM
I built the most beautiful bases in 7 Days To Die
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:13 PM
its up
(my penis)
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:14 PM
do all npcs attack you?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:14 PM
rabbits don't
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:14 PM
but all the huamns?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:14 PM
not all of them
most of them do
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:15 PM
ah water goes to full by just haning out in it
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:15 PM
you have to press use on it but yea
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:16 PM
whats twine come from?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:16 PM
craft it from bushes
kutale 06-Feb-17 07:16 PM
i'm now fairly certain land claims are not bubble-shaped https://puu.sh/tRDWe/aa61f03669.png
claimed land in the middle with two "raid towers"
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:17 PM
cylinder then?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:22 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 07:23 PM
now put archers on every single platform of the tower
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 07:24 PM
That's a vagina.
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:25 PM
are u sure
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:25 PM
Can I use the backdoor?
inkel 06-Feb-17 07:26 PM
only on your birthday
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:26 PM
=/
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:26 PM
its my birthday today
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:26 PM
that tower is ridiculous
duster 06-Feb-17 07:30 PM
can't even play on the goon server on your birth day
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:30 PM
yeah but i dont care
i have ascended
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:31 PM
happy birthday
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:32 PM
@kutale did you do that on the goon server?
kutale 06-Feb-17 07:32 PM
localhost
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:33 PM
ah ok
kutale 06-Feb-17 07:33 PM
i did break in to your base though, fix the jump to the right from the stairs
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:33 PM
it's ok, I'm not invested atm
PartyAlarm 06-Feb-17 07:35 PM
So the build exclusion zone is a square going up to the skybox in that pic?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:35 PM
kutale 06-Feb-17 07:37 PM
seems so be that way. i didn't reach the skybox but two stairs worth on the left tower is fatal fall damage
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 07:37 PM
server up yet?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:38 PM
no
OmarCominYo 06-Feb-17 07:38 PM
RIP
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:38 PM
so since land claims are NOT a bubble, properly made mesa bases are still unraidable right?
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 07:38 PM
as long as they break a stair'
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:39 PM
Percelus 06-Feb-17 07:40 PM
i heard last night was the worst torching of atlanta's defense in over 150 years
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:41 PM
god it made me sick to watch
me and my dad were like, welp, stick a fork in NE
they'd need 4 unanswered scores
duster 06-Feb-17 07:41 PM
when they said 7 is when the server will be up did they mean PST?
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:41 PM
10 minutes later....hoooooolllly shhiiiiiitt
WEEDBABYGOKU420 06-Feb-17 07:42 PM
haha
its nuts
im going to the parade tomorrow
duster 06-Feb-17 07:42 PM
for you fuckig PATS?
ay mush?
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:44 PM
croc just effed me up
Gamesguy 06-Feb-17 07:44 PM
does blocking with a shield actually block the croc attack?
it doesnt seem to
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:45 PM
shields are pretty much only good for blocking arrows
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:45 PM
I don't think it'll block teh power attack
croc's have a light and heavy attack
like kappas
Gamesguy 06-Feb-17 07:46 PM
....Kappa?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:46 PM
a letter in the Greek alphabet.
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:46 PM
So I figured out a thing with shields
Which is that in the lag if you're close enough it'll just clip through the shield
Fallout 06-Feb-17 07:46 PM
Kappas are the big gorilla turtles
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:46 PM
You still take damage but they also bounce off
So try to stand about a persons distance from something attacking you
OmarCominYo 06-Feb-17 07:47 PM
Shields also block spider venom and don't take dmg
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:47 PM
That really was a nice post, anon. Unfortunately, I can’t be bothered to dignify it. Why, you may ask? Well, I must inform you that in the span of glancing at your post, I have ejaculated about five times to a rather enthralling hentai called ‘Emergence’. The way the hentai depicts the gradual process of a virgin becoming a cum dumpster really made me erect. Hell, I haven’t gotten that aroused since Anton Yelchin’s death. Anyways, this girl gets raped by her drunk father and has sex with all the boys at school. Now, these parts were perfectly fappable, but the real fun starts when she gets bullied and ostracised from her class. Her downward spiral of drugs and prostitution eventually leads to her becoming a mere shadow of a human being. In her last dying moments as a pregnant prostitute, she dreams of a future with her (would be) daughter. Instead of getting to live that future, she dies alone in a cold room. I swear that last scene will always bring me to ecstasy. Now, if you really want to get my attention, you must commit yourself to reading such refined works as I do. Only then can I consider you my intellectual equal.
Orv 06-Feb-17 07:47 PM
Yeah they don't take damage from arrows or spider venom, which is insane
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:48 PM
tl;dr
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:48 PM
wowsers
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:48 PM
on another note
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:48 PM
mind break is such a shit trope
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 07:49 PM
i only read the purest yuri hentai doujins
hindered 06-Feb-17 07:49 PM
yaoi
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:49 PM
i only read ntr
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:49 PM
~uguuuuuuuuu
vanityset 06-Feb-17 07:49 PM
yaoi is my jam
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:50 PM
i only read the most rarified articles from fanfiction.net
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:51 PM
why not 7zipped ones
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 07:51 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:53 PM
MY ARRRRRMS
duster 06-Feb-17 07:53 PM
has trump made anime real yet?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Soon
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:54 PM
can u cook the meat you get?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:54 PM
yes
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:54 PM
how do you do that?
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:54 PM
campfire
kampffire
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:55 PM
put it in one of those with wood and press on
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:55 PM
coal
use coal to burn things not wood
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:56 PM
when possible yes
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:57 PM
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 07:57 PM
yes
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:57 PM
looks like they might need some help from my steel weapons
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:57 PM
apparently this was a lot bigger and someone on this server destroyed most of it
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:57 PM
good
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 07:57 PM
how big is the map?
vanityset 06-Feb-17 07:58 PM
is there stability in this game like in rust?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 07:58 PM
half the size of my dick
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 07:58 PM
yes but it doesnt work
Evike 06-Feb-17 07:58 PM
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:01 PM
please examine exhibit A
note the pillars are destroyed, and still floating
anti gravity stairs and pillars
the closest connected foundation point is that 3rd pillar from the left
SomeZer0 06-Feb-17 08:02 PM
is the best way to get started/familar with exiles to load a local server and mess around?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:02 PM
on high rates yes
kutale 06-Feb-17 08:02 PM
i think there's a pillar up top that's holding it up
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:02 PM
except the "foundation" is like 60 building pieces away from what its supporting
so there is a form of stability, but it's broke as fuck
kutale 06-Feb-17 08:03 PM
yes
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:04 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:05 PM
is that a school bus
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:05 PM
I'm done work be home in a while servers going again?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:05 PM
yes but the password was changed to keep you out
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:05 PM
yeah we took a vote
you were voted out
OmarCominYo 06-Feb-17 08:06 PM
pros only
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:06 PM
You are the weakest link
Goodbye
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:06 PM
Not guy enough?
Gay enough
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:06 PM
Not gay enough
hindered 06-Feb-17 08:06 PM
the automation part that will allow the server to reboot without human intervention (important for the logevity of this server) is being troublesome
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:06 PM
Get this
If you want on the server now
hindered 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
a number of people are commited to getting this done tonight, but temper your expectations
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
Post your asshole WITH PROOF IT'S YOURS in #porn
hindered 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
^
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
^
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
is there a filter to filter servers you havwe a charactor on?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
no
hindered 06-Feb-17 08:07 PM
wed rather have downtime now that once it's public
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 08:08 PM
you just need to remember to favorit a server?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:08 PM
It's not public? Though 8 min ago was gonna be public
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:08 PM
or you know.. just remember which server it is
it is going to be public
when its running
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:08 PM
Ok
It's not running then I take it?
Not home so dunno
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:09 PM
With the patches it is a WIP to get it running with some ~new features~
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 08:09 PM
the time was more of a goal than a firm schedule
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:09 PM
i have something firm
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:10 PM
You call that firm? Check out this poop
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:10 PM
as with all goon projects
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 08:10 PM
so how goes the goon server. Has complete anarchy set in?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
yes
Commoners 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
no it is perfectly ordered
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
all goons living in perfect harmony
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
these reports are conflciting
hindered 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
server is down. we are working on it.
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
ah
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
there is no server, all is a figment of your immagination
hindered 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
thank you in advance for your patience.
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:11 PM
the dichotomy of being a goon
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:12 PM
shit post in here about kittens and arkus, shit post in game while rubber banding
never not shit post
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:12 PM
i posted a timestammped pic of my anos in nsfw chat pls up the server
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:13 PM
Maybe while it's down explore the other fun things BMW does
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 08:13 PM
FYTI when the server comes up
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:13 PM
it needs to be independently verified by at least 4 verified goons
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 08:13 PM
FYI*
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:13 PM
Or maybe go to the anime discord
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 08:13 PM
it will come up WITHOUT A PASSWORD
you've been warned
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:14 PM
oh no pubbies
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:14 PM
shameless plug(edited)
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 08:14 PM
EVERYTHING IS FINE. IT WILL BE UP SOON.
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:14 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:14 PM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:15 PM
Yall know what else is fun
Tabletop games
#tabletop
Evike 06-Feb-17 08:15 PM
thanks bob
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 08:16 PM
We've got TOP MEN on the problem
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:16 PM
when they are wearing a power glove you know they mean business
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:17 PM
vanityset 06-Feb-17 08:17 PM
"how do i connect to the weefee?"
Percelus 06-Feb-17 08:18 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/cb20090619184527/wikiality/images/0/0f/Tvdonutbeer.jpg goon tech support hard at work
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:18 PM
👀
vanityset 06-Feb-17 08:18 PM
can confirm, am goon tech support
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 08:18 PM
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:18 PM
So where's the conan - not a main clan nerd or an austist channel?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:19 PM
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:19 PM
probably the empty channel called "general" Edd
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:20 PM
I realised that after asking
vanityset 06-Feb-17 08:20 PM
no one posts in gbs anyways
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:21 PM
whats a gbs?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:21 PM
Yall know what people should post in?
Anime discord
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:22 PM
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:22 PM
I'm really scared
Because I do have an anime question
But I don't wanna be associated with anime goons
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:23 PM
Nah it's cool
Anime is cool and good
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:23 PM
That is a step in the right direction
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:23 PM
When's Baby Steps season 3? :(
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:24 PM
Idgi
inkel 06-Feb-17 08:25 PM
anime isn't real
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 08:25 PM
you're not real fag
;/
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:25 PM
inkel 06-Feb-17 08:25 PM
too true
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:27 PM
hah
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 08:30 PM
Can you guys go check out the guide I wrote for running the server under wine?
and vote it up?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:30 PM
hey my archage flag 😄
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:31 PM
see how long it takes for you to get banned from posting on there, but yeah ill up it
Tempus Thales 06-Feb-17 08:31 PM
thats a ful ldefacto guide
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:31 PM
I upped itr
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:32 PM
I'll upvote it when the server is running not a minute before!
inkel 06-Feb-17 08:32 PM
The dong in this guide isn't black enough. I can only give it 4 stars
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:32 PM
Same
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:34 PM
I gave it a thumbs up
apparently I don't rate enough games
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:34 PM
TT, do you care about typos?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:34 PM
👍
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:34 PM
Or grammatical errors?(edited)
I'll pm you them, if you give a shit, anyway
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:35 PM
upvoted
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:36 PM
i too upvoted
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:36 PM
cant rate it for whatever reason
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:36 PM
goon rush the upvote
rating is based on upvotes/downvotes i believe
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:36 PM
left a comment too
so
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:37 PM
ah
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:37 PM
i did what my tiny dick could do
Orv 06-Feb-17 08:37 PM
Rhymenoserous - Today at 7:32 PM
I'll upvote it when the server is running not a minute before!
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:37 PM
I lie a lot
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:37 PM
hahaha
Orv 06-Feb-17 08:37 PM
I'm agreeing with you but you already bailed on our solidarity
Sad
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:38 PM
i'm running for president in 2020 vote for me, my lies will be cheeky and entertaining rather than the hurtful lies of today.
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 08:38 PM
Okay there DOnald
PartyAlarm 06-Feb-17 08:38 PM
Are the devs or w/e gonna get butthurt bout that guide?
I hope so
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:38 PM
i hope the server gets turned on
PartyAlarm 06-Feb-17 08:38 PM
I for one choose sleep
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:39 PM
i cant sleep cause my sleeping body is laying out in the middle of nowhere and i dont want to get looted 😦
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:39 PM
guys
i need this
Orv 06-Feb-17 08:39 PM
Twilight Zone theme plays
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:39 PM
hi hi hi
Fuck
What's strikethrough?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
no
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
hi ?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
the real question is what the fuck is FTP??
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
Fucking damn it
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
fuck the police
vanityset 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
n̶o̶
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
free to penis
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
I've forgotten what strikethrough is on discord
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 08:40 PM
no you fool @Sayyida that's too obvious
Orv 06-Feb-17 08:41 PM
Floppy Toad Prognostication
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:41 PM
that asshole pic was an attempt
but you need to understand
bmw has a nigga who would
so memes dont count
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:42 PM
i kno
i saw it unforutnately
thats why i deletd myself in shame
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:42 PM
"unfortunately"
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:43 PM
i took a picture of my butthole ocne when i used my orthodontics rubber bands to tie off a hemorrhoid it hurt so bad i was weeping apparently they only do banding on internal hemmorrhoids because theres no pain receptors way up there
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:44 PM
tell me more about your butt
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:44 PM
since i've started manually decompacting myself instead of straining i've cleared up my hemorrhoids and im pain free
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 08:45 PM
what do you mean by manually decompacting
do you pull the shit out of your asshole
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 08:45 PM
yeah
i do it in the shower then waffle stomp so its not that bad of a mess
PartyAlarm 06-Feb-17 08:46 PM
i like cars
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 08:46 PM
how is gettin a hemorrhoid even real nigga like relax ur butthole like nigga read a book and sit on a toilet while the poop flows naturally HAHAHAHAHA
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:47 PM
i feel like you could have used "nigga' at least one more time in that sentence
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:47 PM
Rated it up
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:47 PM
Tek not getting the joke
Commoners 06-Feb-17 08:48 PM
should have just kept it so that he gets up and walks away instead of pooping
Hoodrow Trillson 06-Feb-17 08:48 PM
ah...nice
dutifully records in meme notebook with a no.2 pencil for next time
but seriously that woulda been better fuck
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:50 PM
Server up?
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:50 PM
soon
Fallout 06-Feb-17 08:50 PM
anyone know if better quality food breaks thralls on the wheel faster?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 08:50 PM
Ok ty
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:50 PM
real soon
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 08:50 PM
very soon
how many more hours of downtime would it take to rename the server itself "soon"
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 08:51 PM
its a multiplying factor i think
so a lot
Fallout 06-Feb-17 08:52 PM
@Ofaloaf Soon ™
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:53 PM
Every time y'all ask it just gets that less soon
Bchad 06-Feb-17 08:53 PM
thats not how it works
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:53 PM
No it def is
Trust me I'm a doctor
Bchad 06-Feb-17 08:53 PM
but do you know where to find quality italian cuisine?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:54 PM
Depends, are you in the mall?
Percelus 06-Feb-17 08:54 PM
is the goon server still down
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:54 PM
No
It's been up all day
Your just banned
Percelus 06-Feb-17 08:54 PM
Fallout 06-Feb-17 08:55 PM
join my server instead
afk and give us numbers so pubbies join
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:56 PM
i dream of goon server
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:57 PM
Just give TT some time, m8
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 08:57 PM
I dream of Yall posting nudes
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 08:58 PM
I'd post nudes but I can't get on the server to take pictures
Edd 06-Feb-17 08:58 PM
Nah, I just send people pictures of my conan character now
Less effort
Fallout 06-Feb-17 09:04 PM
this game is beautiful sometimes
there ya go Taytay
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 09:09 PM
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:12 PM
I'm the dick silhouette.
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 09:13 PM
What's dick silhouette in french
Sylauxe 06-Feb-17 09:13 PM
silhouette IS french
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:13 PM
^
Evike 06-Feb-17 09:13 PM
wee wee.
Lima 06-Feb-17 09:13 PM
silhouette du grande fromage
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:13 PM
ombre de coq
Sylauxe 06-Feb-17 09:14 PM
bitte silhouette?
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 09:14 PM
penis
Ofaloaf 06-Feb-17 09:16 PM
dique silhouette
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:16 PM
i love dongs
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:17 PM
same
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 09:19 PM
Judging on chat server still down?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:19 PM
no its up
just kidding
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 09:20 PM
Might just check in morning
Sylauxe 06-Feb-17 09:20 PM
oh wait, news about the server guys:
╭━━━━╮ This is cooldog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ cooldog take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Discord by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ servers or you
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a cool dog.
╱▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲╱▔▔▔╲
▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
╲╱▔╲▂▂▂▂╱▔╲▂▂▂╱
 ▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
 ╲▂╱╲▂╱ ╲▂╱╲▂╱
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 09:20 PM
Someone send an @ every when is up plz
duster 06-Feb-17 09:20 PM
dogs don't drive cars!?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:20 PM
@Spookykid (Trogdor) ╭━━━━╮ This is cooldog. Help
╰┃ ┣▇━▇ cooldog take over
 ┃ ┃  ╰━▅╮ Discord by pasting
 ╰┳╯ ╰━━┳╯ him in 10 other
  ╰╮ ┳━━╯ servers or you
 ▕▔▋ ╰╮╭━╮ will never be a cool dog.
╱▔╲▋╰━┻┻╮╲╱▔▔▔╲
▏  ▔▔▔▔▔▔▔  O O┃
╲╱▔╲▂▂▂▂╱▔╲▂▂▂╱
 ▏╳▕▇▇▕ ▏╳▕▇▇▕
 ╲▂╱╲▂╱ ╲▂╱╲▂╱
im only in 9 discords
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
I like cooldog
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
oh my god that dog's head is displaced
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
@Spookykid (Trogdor) we will @ everyone so hard
SO HARD
Spookykid (Trogdor) 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
I'm hard too thanks
Sylauxe 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
would you @ me?
i'd @ me
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
You will be included yes
Sylauxe 06-Feb-17 09:21 PM
i'd @ me so hard
kutale 06-Feb-17 09:23 PM
have you guys figured out how the fuck the config files work?
apparently ARK servers have the same feature being unreal4 and all. someone who actually understands what they are reading might get something out ofreading up on that
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:24 PM
its not conifg files that are the problem
kutale 06-Feb-17 09:25 PM
is there a the problem
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:25 PM
it is with Supervisord
getting the automation scripts working
and some issues with headless Wine
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 09:25 PM
are you saying i was mistaken in upvoting "making this work in linux" thing because it doesn't actually work in linux. I feel like I've been misled.
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:25 PM
weve played in the server plenty
if you are late to the game
the priority is to get automation work
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 09:26 PM
what's the automation do?
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:26 PM
so we can enjoy the server when patches drop without human intervention
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 09:26 PM
ah
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:26 PM
which is multiple times a day recently
Sayyida 06-Feb-17 09:28 PM
guess you can't just apt-get patches for a windows server install :v
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:30 PM
yah everything is convoluted
we are on it
it will be late if its tonight
kutale 06-Feb-17 09:30 PM
this is the kind of thing that would be infinitely easier if they actually released linux shit?
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:30 PM
you heard it here first
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 09:30 PM
Yes
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:30 PM
please to be being patient
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 09:31 PM
Funcom butt rammed us hard
By not releasing a Linux server
hindered 06-Feb-17 09:31 PM
funcom wants to pin our linux setup guide 🤣
on steam
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 09:31 PM
But GOD WARRIORS like @Tempus Thales @Rejd @hindered are doing their best
And hazlen
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:32 PM
hahahahahahahahahahaha
YOGGA GO FAST
duster 06-Feb-17 09:32 PM
what about a ruby server how much easier would it be then?
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 09:32 PM
My suggestion was to just run in on my old Apple II
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:32 PM
Get on your yog cruisers boys, we got places to be
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 09:32 PM
jfc, that video is fantastic
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:32 PM
its a visual glitch
i was doing that shit last night and it freaked me the fuck out
oh he actually died doing it
maybe i was just lucky i didnt splat myself
and it isnt just visual
kutale 06-Feb-17 09:34 PM
also killed an antelope at 0:43?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:34 PM
working as intended http://streamable.com/quhu4
duster 06-Feb-17 09:34 PM
dude could be on a solo server or admin that gave himself movement speed increase
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:34 PM
nah
i was doing that on the goon server accidentally when trying to place my yog thing
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 09:34 PM
big structures seem to do that for some reason
it was happening to me trying to place a big well and a vault
Tomatillo 06-Feb-17 09:37 PM
Is the server down?
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:37 PM
hahaha
hey, rhino
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:37 PM
The server is getting it's hair did
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:38 PM
@Taylor SWifTT you joke but I actually have an apple II...
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 09:39 PM
The yog bike is.. hilarious
Pasted myself 10 times now
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:41 PM
do you actually move after getting off it?
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 09:41 PM
yea
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:41 PM
nice
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:41 PM
yogcyclers, roll out
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 09:42 PM
if you hit a single object
you die though
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:42 PM
just like real life scootin
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:43 PM
gonna get on my yogcycle
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 09:43 PM
uh..
dont do it
if you hit a wall fast enough
you crash
your entire game
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 09:43 PM
worth
this screen doesnt lie when it says it takes several minutes to prepare your character
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:47 PM
gonna crash my game
with yogspeed
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:47 PM
Soon™
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
server up ?
kutale 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
yes and no
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
🚲
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
See my previous comment
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
sooner tm
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
can I at least make a charactor on it?
Evike 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
no
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
no
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:51 PM
Not yet(edited)
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
I got to show my wife the dong pysicis
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
Oh there will be dongs
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
i just ate five chili dogs and my heart is thumpin really weirdly
losing vision slightly
what should i do goons
Evike 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
not eat five fucking chili dogs
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
Lie down
Evike 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
what the fuck
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
Go for a sixer
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:52 PM
Drink water(edited)
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
Water is good
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
im gonna have some beer brb
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
Water is oil for your biological machine. It needs it.
Prude 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
Thats the opposite if what you should do hth
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
try eating more chilidogs
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
nitrates in hotdogs bind to hemoglobin and cause methemoglobinemia(edited)
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
is that another word for a craving for chilidogs
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
i hope it is cause i got hotdog fever
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
Crave
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
mmm mmm
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 09:53 PM
its being patched shortly
they probably got the automation part done?
idk
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:54 PM
cant believe bona is chili dog shaming me itc
i love weiners
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:54 PM
Commoners 06-Feb-17 09:54 PM
yeah
I got one with a pike and a maul
Percelus 06-Feb-17 09:55 PM
i always get that with bow and arrow
then everything has an arrow sticking out
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:55 PM
that xbow glitch is awesome
and well i wish it was real
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
whats the happs with the server
just got on
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
it ate too many chili dogs
and died
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
im gay
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
you are?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
same
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
???
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
nah but
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
btw dont feed your dog chili dogs
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
could you imagine
tho?
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:56 PM
thats bad
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
onions are bad for dogs
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
i could imagine if you were gay I guess
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
what is this
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
agree auzu
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
its a bone dragon
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
and also if your chilidogs dont have beans
well kys
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
yea, boner dragqun
BlazingZero 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
actually dont kill yourself
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
sit under it and hit it for 30 minutes for some dragon blood
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 09:57 PM
thats one horny dragon
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 09:58 PM
im pretty sure im gonna die of corruption before i kill this thing
how do i deal with corruption
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:58 PM
if you're under its Y axis it cant hurt you
dancer thralls remove corruption
wait Z axis
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 09:59 PM
I got your z axis
deez axis nuts
I dunno, I got nothing
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 09:59 PM
😮
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
axis did nothing wrong
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
I dunno, I prefer the Allies myself
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
not a real otaku, i see
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
well
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
because who doesn't want to be on the winning team
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
I heard that hitler was really good at coordinating trains
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:00 PM
and the allies were really good at coordinating train strikes
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:01 PM
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:01 PM
all bout dem stroopwaffels(edited)
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:01 PM
today i found the green wall that insta kills you
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:01 PM
Awww I forgot I had this, I could have been using it all day about the server.... http://i.imgur.com/MMbcEkM.gif
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:02 PM
.i stroopwaffel
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:02 PM
can i axe a question
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:02 PM
no
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:02 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch knows what i'm talking about
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:03 PM
:|||||||||
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:03 PM
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:03 PM
wish my work day was full of more fun things and less dumb things
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:04 PM
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:04 PM
ITS HAPPENING
duster 06-Feb-17 10:04 PM
i already know how to catch a cat
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:05 PM
step 1: bring an empty box
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:05 PM
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:05 PM
scardey cow
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:05 PM
so, if we're lucky
this will be way faster and more automated
which is what they spent most of the day doing
duster 06-Feb-17 10:05 PM
kimsemus is just being a lying jerk
nothing is happening
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 10:05 PM
well i appreciate all the hard work being done here
thank you
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
I might make chili dogs for dinner now(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
.i don't believe his lies
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
If the patches come multiple times a day
then they have to manually do it
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
Soon™
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
just wouldnt work
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
believe me guys
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
panic
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
this time i'm cereal
duster 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
this is why Ruby > Linux
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
.i soon
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
lol
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
yea first of all big shoutout to @Kimsemus the big ass liar we appreciate all his hard work/incompetence!!!!!
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
nice pic
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
hahaha
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
but yes truly appreciate the work
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:06 PM
horns.aiff
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
.i clipart
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
that image is unironic
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
https://img.clipartfest.com/9cd2e49b1857769f684d70408db45374texas-clipart-vector-graphics-clipart-images4120-2954.jpeg
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
.i soon™
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
so
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Don't you blind fools understand? YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN ON A SERVER
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Steam's version of soon?
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
and it could go down at any time~
DontMindMe 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Valve's more specific
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
.i gabe valve halflife lies
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 10:07 PM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
i met Gaben once
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
.i kim lied goons died
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
valve time wishes it worked on our schedule
duster 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
i was at a 5 guys in seattle and gaben was finishing up a bacon burger with a large fry
it was packed so i took his table
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Helllll yeah
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
dont you guys wish we all worked at valve with their open space open layout and mobile desk/computer setups?
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
I miss dad gay so what
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
policy: live here or be murdered
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
and the 5 guys meme
duster 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
open space is hell
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
also caramel macchiato, the gamefaqs spinoff luelinks ETI, and dunk a dill pickle realdo
duster 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
its a fucking trap
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
and also suck my balls OP
duster 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
krusty though
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:09 PM
oh and Mr Ice Cool the grill
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
we are all walking meme bombs
duster 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
we lost a lot of good goons in the summer of 2016
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
why is a conan exiles penis pushing that cart
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
Because it doesn't need no man
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
Can't move your mobile desk where there isn't room
and all the good room will be taken
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
guess im going to play EU4 till the server coms up
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:10 PM
if you play eu4 that long you'll die
duster 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
rip in peace
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
HA! HA! HA!
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
ony 279 hours in civ 5 is like 600
duster 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
that is not how math works
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
Eu4 really fucks with my world civ class
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:11 PM
cereal gorilla such a better meme than harambe
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:12 PM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:12 PM
is that cat dead
p sure that is a dead cat
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:13 PM
that cat is adorable you shut your mouth(edited)
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:13 PM
Still cute
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:13 PM
Gif isn't loading properly, click the link
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:13 PM
beep beep
duster 06-Feb-17 10:13 PM
can't believe you link a gif of a cat dying
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:13 PM
What can I say, I'm a monster
duster 06-Feb-17 10:14 PM
anime is murder
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:14 PM
i work at valve and am currently working on a personal project... its an open world survival rpg set in the world of thomast he tank engine
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:15 PM
my DDO paladin Thedore Dwarvesevelt http://i.imgur.com/kvLYyKW.jpg
circa, whenever the fuck I played DDO =/
duster 06-Feb-17 10:16 PM
how much am i suppose to watch this video for
oh
nevermind
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:18 PM
Speaking of anime
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
please don't
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
its good
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
If only there was somewhere to discuss anime in depth with fellow Goons
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Fallout 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
anyone got any idea why this guy keeps roaming outside of his pit?
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
cause hes a boss ass bitch and dont give a fuck what u think(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:19 PM
but Tay Discord invites are hard and I can never remember them
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:20 PM
how would you like to be in a pit all day
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:20 PM
but enough about living it Atlanta
in
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
If only there was an easy to remember url to get to said Anime Posting Nirvana
anime.fuckgoons.com
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
if only that were the case
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
maybe if you were a member of the channel youre promoting it would be easy to get links to it
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:21 PM
what do you guys just have an alias entry for the discord link
so anime.fuckgoons.com just aliases to the discord link
or what
Fallout 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
the reason I ask about the bone dragon, is there's a bug currently
you can aggro it and run away
and when it deaggros you, it returns to it's original location, and then flops dead
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
Yes @Eonwe
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
neat
Fallout 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
so...free demon's blood
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
Same for discord.fuckgoons.com
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
im not gonna lie
ive never gone to the website
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
Its bad and dumb
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
is there a way to make stair placing not autistic as hell
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
it's 2 years old afaik
duster 06-Feb-17 10:22 PM
no
Fallout 06-Feb-17 10:23 PM
triangles 2succ
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:23 PM
welp.
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:23 PM
since it was truly updated
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:23 PM
im insanely about that
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:23 PM
same
This is checking all my boxes
duster 06-Feb-17 10:23 PM
not black
pass
Hazlen 06-Feb-17 10:24 PM
I bet his dong doesn't even touch the ground
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:25 PM
"tits and Willy's server started 07/02" Nudity Allowed: None.
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:25 PM
willy dont like tits
duster 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
i was shocked that the portland server didn' t allow nudity
Robzilla 06-Feb-17 10:26 PM
False advertising
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:29 PM
those are just the server admin names
Gamesguy 06-Feb-17 10:29 PM
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:29 PM
"BloodHarvest PVP/Roleplay/AntiGriefer Moderated"
duster 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
Twitch RP
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
@Kimsemus we good to jump on?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
I promise you I will tell you
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
i went to ofast in conans and bluescreened
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
getem boys
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
when I warped through the floor
ComradeCorcus 06-Feb-17 10:30 PM
no worries, just saw it was on and didnt want to jump on in case you guys were still working on stuff
Eonwe 06-Feb-17 10:31 PM
well ill be on tomorrow pals, thanks for working so hard on it
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 10:31 PM
we going after a streamer?
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:31 PM
this should be our last extended downtime for the forseeable future
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:31 PM
the best thing about reddit threads are all the "don't join xx server"
duster 06-Feb-17 10:31 PM
until a pubby ddos the server
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:31 PM
or maybe an elite goon griefer
with a botnet the size of russia!
bet u wish u let me play in ur server now!
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:32 PM
Yall should go after streamers more
IMO
duster 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
its hard mang
most of them hang out in locked servers
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
this game needs ferret companions
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
especially because they all admin panel equip themselves
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
Then go after ones with <100 viewers
duster 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
and the other half have shitty servers that you rubber band on
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
Im hearing a lot of excuses
Uziduke 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
poeple going to this server? BloodHarvest PVP/Roleplay/AntiGriefer Moderated
duster 06-Feb-17 10:33 PM
i've raided 3 already
Evike 06-Feb-17 10:34 PM
no, im just pointing out ridiculous names
duster 06-Feb-17 10:34 PM
banned on a few
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:34 PM
Do you have them being bitches on their stream
If so, link me plz
I feed on Goon created Streamer tears
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:34 PM
the one guy we killed and sieged was having fun
duster 06-Feb-17 10:34 PM
yea
what af ucking faggit
that whitemage bitch though
she banned me from her twich chat and her discord
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:34 PM
teleport through the floor and turn on all the cheats
duster 06-Feb-17 10:35 PM
she didn't want me telling everyone she isn't cool with pvp
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:35 PM
is Strawberry1 the default server password
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:36 PM
one more update and we should be good
still could be an hour
DroneVandalism 06-Feb-17 10:36 PM
duster 06-Feb-17 10:36 PM
pepe is racist
wow tekneek
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:37 PM
its pepe all the way down here
KwegiboHB 06-Feb-17 10:37 PM
i think i'll smoke weed and then play trackmania while i wait for the server, that seems a good use of my time
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:38 PM
this guys a winner
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:39 PM
The devi's herb
+l
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:39 PM
THE DEVILS HERB
duster 06-Feb-17 10:39 PM
i'm shit posting and earning new red text while collecting mroe ignores
obv im doing my part keeping SA funded
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:40 PM
Whoops wrong channel
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:42 PM
i'm surprised anyone remembered Shang Tsung
hindered 06-Feb-17 10:43 PM
i recommend to my fellows: be chill and cool
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 10:43 PM
this is good advice
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:45 PM
Is that pronounced hekarim or hesarim
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:45 PM
The former
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:45 PM
I'm not clicking that
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:45 PM
You really should
It is an aural treat
Commoners 06-Feb-17 10:45 PM
doesn't have anime
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:46 PM
Id clicked it if you had posted it in #gbs
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:46 PM
Alas
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:46 PM
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:48 PM
Same
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:49 PM
Im super OCD about correct channel usage, and this channel is like a hoarders nest
Orv 06-Feb-17 10:49 PM
I'm sorry for your brain
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:50 PM
I have the best brain
I have a very good brain
Everyone tells me
Tay you have the best brain
We're going to make brains great again
Not using the red letters
Fucking casuals
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:54 PM
I heard Tay has donkey brains
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:55 PM
do you remember when Orv did 9/11 2.0 and knocked down a portion of the goon base
Taylor SWifTT 06-Feb-17 10:56 PM
.i Never forgetti
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:56 PM
i just googled what maga means
duster 06-Feb-17 10:57 PM
shameful
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 10:57 PM
gdamn I'm hungry
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:57 PM
.i maga
Kimsemus 06-Feb-17 10:57 PM
oh i see
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:57 PM
.i bbq
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:57 PM
Ministerio de Agricultura, Ganado y Alimentación
hey the arrangement of meats on that looks like a person
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:58 PM
ya
Prude 06-Feb-17 10:58 PM
I wish it was me
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 10:58 PM
its hard to eat meats after working forensics all day sometimes
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 10:58 PM
~its time to flip the meats ~
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 10:59 PM
whatever dexter
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:00 PM
why is grilling on image search for bbq ree
.i bbq pit slow cook
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:00 PM
NO
hindered 06-Feb-17 11:00 PM
its hard to eat meat after butchering hobos and transient women all day but i manage
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:00 PM
mm haha lol same
.i bbq pit brick
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:00 PM
thats the shit
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
.i conan fire
hindered 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
lol
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
well, that was unexpected
hindered 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
whatever it is, im in
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
yeah they look like they're having a good time
Ritsu 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
I'm the gold coat
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:01 PM
ah fuck
the guy on the right looks like conan o'brien
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:02 PM
me on the left
Evike 06-Feb-17 11:19 PM
lflol
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:20 PM
Ruggan 06-Feb-17 11:21 PM
server doin GReAT
.i server doin GReAT
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:22 PM
bless trump
supporters
Bear in the Woods 06-Feb-17 11:24 PM
Been gone for 8 hours, server up?
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
.i hazlen soon
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
well
there's your answer
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
.i sean connery shoon meme
TrapBot 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
i'm still new to the .i
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
been gone 30 sec server up?
hindered 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
server is dead forever
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
.i is the server up
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:25 PM
.i no fag
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:27 PM
.i what is best in life
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:28 PM
Lamination of their women
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:28 PM
sexist
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:28 PM
for storage
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:28 PM
are you assuming their gender?
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:29 PM
assuming peoples gender is my fetish
you cant kink shame me
nice try
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:29 PM
triggered
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:29 PM
kink shame
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:29 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:29 PM
frog posting is my fetish
hindered 06-Feb-17 11:30 PM
🐸
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:30 PM
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:31 PM
stop posting about stupid shit and start talking about Conan
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:31 PM
ok
Conan is a gud mans game if servers werent puupuu
👏
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:31 PM
better
duster 06-Feb-17 11:31 PM
remember when he punched a camel
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:32 PM
I remember when i fell into a pit and there was a skeleton dragon demon
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:32 PM
the conan animated series is also acceptable
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:32 PM
in conan
never go into the pit
ever
for any reason
there is nothing there for you
kutale 06-Feb-17 11:33 PM
well, heavy armor and iron tools. but nothing else
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:33 PM
not worth
dragon demon
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:33 PM
but the skele dragon drops dragon blood
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:33 PM
.i laminated women
Simplyjack 06-Feb-17 11:33 PM
mmm
Deleted User c818cb28 06-Feb-17 11:33 PM
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:35 PM
http://orcz.com/ConanExiles:Crafting_Recipes
Conan Exiles: Tips and Tricks
Lags works in your favor for now so when u pve be mobile, circle around mobs while fighting them to reduce the damage taken.
Test tools when harvesting. Ie. Use Blunt vs Hatchet vs Pickaxe. I found on Spiders if i want Gossimer for silk, use Pickaxe. If I want hide, use Hatchets. If you want bark, use pickaxe on trees. There's probably a hundred different combinations which makes harvesting the same animal for different purposes.
Pirate ship top right corner is cool
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:39 PM
Use stone pickaxe for bark intsead of iron. yw
auzuguwu 06-Feb-17 11:40 PM
you should add that to the tips and tricks section of this wiki
Orv 06-Feb-17 11:42 PM
Tips of dicks
Longsaddle 06-Feb-17 11:42 PM
yeah if you guys have discovered anything you can type it here, someone will take a quick look and add anything that they have have missed initially to the pins
.i service means citizenship
duster 06-Feb-17 11:43 PM
i love word press content
amalilakab 06-Feb-17 11:56 PM
I'm going through withdrawls.
I need a fucking fix
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:05 AM
@here update for tonight on the server. Server was completely done, then FunCom patched...AGAIN. Almost all the hosting providers are down or bugged, so it's not just us. Having said that, the good news is we accomplished all the tasks we needed on a VERY long list of shit today, so tomorrow we should be up and it will stay that way. Will post ASAP when it's up, but should be in the morning and in time for EU primetime.
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 12:05 AM
reep
Evike 07-Feb-17 12:05 AM
define when eu primetime is
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 12:05 AM
Thanks for the update. Bummer to hear, but appreciate knowing.
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
Are you gonna extend goon hugbox hour?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
If people want to I will
ChicagoTed#1588 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
Thanks Kimsensus.
Evike 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
pls extend hugbox time
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
So is it really funcom murdering all the server hosts?
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
I wouldnt mind a little bit extra time, if only to get my shit together
Evike 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
tnx
Orv 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
And not them being incopmetent?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:06 AM
yeah it is
ChicagoTed#1588 07-Feb-17 12:07 AM
I am against Hugbox time. Get some pubbies in here, makes it more interesting.
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:07 AM
funcom keeps pushing micro patches that change the hash
even major hosters are going down
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:07 AM
But their other servers?
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:07 AM
there are a lot of patches and i doubt others have much better ways of dealing with them
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:07 AM
Like hosts were blaming ARK servers going down on funcom
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:07 AM
Because most of the time it is
FunCom has developed NO rcon or auto updater
so you have to do it by hand
and if ONE file doesn't match it invalidates the version
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:08 AM
lol
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 12:08 AM
something to suggest to Grandpa's friendo
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:08 AM
can we get a :funcom: emote
Just make it the :suicide: one
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:08 AM
we have server set now to auto maintenance itself and if it crashes to auto restart itself
which almost no other server has either now
so we have like one of the top performing servers WITH automated downtime protection
we had to write all that shit by hand
I'd say across like 10 people we have like
150ish man hours into the server atm
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:09 AM
post the steam thread
where is it....
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:09 AM
but how long is dong
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 12:09 AM
at this rate goons should make their own open world survival
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:10 AM
and as opposed to releasing a native linux version
Evike 07-Feb-17 12:10 AM
good night friends.
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:10 AM
funcom is stickying our guide
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:10 AM
fucking lol
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:10 AM
good night
Martout 07-Feb-17 12:10 AM
well you did the work for them now, work smart not hard etc
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:11 AM
haha, send them a bill for time charged
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 12:11 AM
why does it only have 3 stars?
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:12 AM
Because I just down rated it
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 12:12 AM
Wow!
Rude!
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:12 AM
voted 1 for not enough dongs
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:12 AM
Fuck Goons
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:12 AM
ban
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:12 AM
linux server/ dong guide
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:13 AM
Btw you need to replace that dong image at the bottom
With a dong that goes at least down to the ground
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:13 AM
@Demiurge do you remember when you gaslit the conan thread accusing us of being alt-right racists
im glad you chose to hang out anyway
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:13 AM
I just muted the politics thread
This channel is cool
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:14 AM
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:14 AM
wowee it turns out that people can play video games and have fun regardless of their political opinions
maybe.... they can also do other things together???
LIKE FUCK
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:14 AM
I'm not doing masonry
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:15 AM
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:15 AM
ignore #general-pol and #animetiddies and you will go a long way
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:15 AM
Ban all anime
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:15 AM
however there are many other quality channels for your enjorment
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:15 AM
like botnet
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:15 AM
enjoyment
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:16 AM
my political opinion is that i work for the fed and there is a hiring freeze and they are 6 weeks behind on my mandatory pay bump
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:16 AM
You're never getting that pay bump lol
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:16 AM
i havent been paid in 2 months
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:16 AM
funniest thing is that the shipyards are also frozen and they want to expand the navy
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:16 AM
I'm stuck doing two class rotations back to back before I can go back to my apprenticeship
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:16 AM
I have a buddy who is stuck as a trainee because they can't promote him
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
I'm at GS13 S2 and should be at S3
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
owned
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
Six months of fucking math, hydraulic tech courses and reading safety manuals
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
thanks obama
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
Conan keeps me sane
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
maybe you should become a conan???
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
My dick isn't big enough
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:17 AM
do you think conan would be affected by the hiring freeze of the winter
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:18 AM
@everyone if you cant play Conan, please read the stories as told by Robert E. Howard
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:18 AM
i think not, he would not even need to wear a shirt
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:19 AM
Here's an ancient image of my bookshelf
Notice the CONAN in the third compartment from the top left
(also cool Warhams)
Damn, I should have cropped out the bottom
Shame
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:20 AM
no 12" flopping dick anywhere, not interested
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 12:21 AM
Too late
Im doxxing your bookshelf
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:21 AM
no larry niven
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:21 AM
please read dostoevsky
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:22 AM
mass effect novelizations
nigga what
kwaitwkski 07-Feb-17 12:22 AM
i have a copy of gurps conan
rest of my shelf is not much better
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:22 AM
ngl thats like goonbookshelf.png right there 😂
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:23 AM
ew it's kwaitwkski
kwaitwkski 07-Feb-17 12:24 AM
ew
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:27 AM
.yt S.T.A.L.K.E.R. tv trailer
TrapBot 07-Feb-17 12:27 AM
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:27 AM
NO
fyucking shitty bot
this
would watch the FUCK out of this
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:29 AM
You keep a knife on your bookshelf?
Do you have a katana too?
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:29 AM
its a sikh thing from india
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:29 AM
oh
I didn't mean to disparage your cool religion, friend
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:30 AM
sikh are cool as shit
but it was a gift
its like a little dagger a kid would wear
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:30 AM
I'd get a sikh turban if it wouldn't get me shot
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:31 AM
not having this
this guy is great
i need to re read the book its been a while but its af
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:34 AM
they should have just communisted harder
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 12:38 AM
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:40 AM
.i laughing man full gif
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:43 AM
I hate to ask the question
Anything happened?
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:44 AM
lots of things have happened
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:44 AM
I don't want to ask the taboo question
I'm gonna guess no though
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:45 AM
its a wait till morning stance at this point
apologies because we hoped to bring it up sooner
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:46 AM
Ahhk, makes sense.
Guessing a technical issue happened? Or someone needed sleep
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:46 AM
a few major parties have gone to bed
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:46 AM
Because they really did need sleep
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:46 AM
mostly just updates and reboots at this point
a bit of fine tuning
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:46 AM
a heads up would have been nice, plan was to hang out here until word hit
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:47 AM
Yeah, that makes sense. Better to get these things done now than later
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:47 AM
@Kimsemus said the same a few hours ago
we tried pretty hard to get it up tonight but it didnt work out
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:48 AM
it's cool, you guys are doing the impossible here
i blame funcom for not holding up to their word
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:49 AM
they seemed interested in our process, so hopefully they improve there
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:50 AM
Micro patches are cool and good and funcom deserve some credit for putting them out so fast
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:50 AM
i still say you should send them an invoice lol
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:50 AM
But they need to slow down now they've fixed the worst stability and lag issues
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:50 AM
this is good stuff for EA
just be patient
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:50 AM
Wait, did funcom contact you server guys?
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:50 AM
people are expecting a release game
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
I'm still putting a 60/40 chance on funcom abandonining it though. If they don't meet sales expectations they'll just slap 1.0 on it in a year and sail down the river
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
i am, i just left at a bad time, had finally gotten my first thrall and set him up on the wheel of pain and then didn't log back in in time to see what happens when they level up or whatever
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
they pinned (or asked to pin) the linux server setup guide posted
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
i don't know what happens now
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
Also people need to remember that EA is considered a semi-private beta
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
EA is considerered whatever entitled gamers think it is
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:51 AM
funcom seems to hav exceeded all sales expectations
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
Also just say funcom are nice at least
They spent over a year on internal alphas, etc.
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
i dont like the whole ea or beta access
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
it shows, the game is very pretty
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
Rather than just giving us the game a year ago
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
the wording of it
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
the scenery is idyllic
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:52 AM
because its released
anyone can play it
that imo means its released
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:53 AM
there is a lot of content for a map that is supposed to be a small piece
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:53 AM
Honestly, I didn't realise how much content was in the ea
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:53 AM
you really have to get high level enough to get dancer thralls
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:53 AM
It's actually a really solid amount
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:53 AM
to explore the cool areas
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:53 AM
yeah its cool that theres stuff to do
that was always a problem with survival games
plenty of sandcastle building and tearing down
nothing else
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:54 AM
i still don't see what someone wagging their butt is going to do to save me from getting tore up by 5 spiders at once
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Most games didn't come out with a form of end game
Spiders you just need a shield for
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:54 AM
tbh i dont think conan has one either
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Shield > spiders
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:54 AM
edd, 43 stacks i think i made it up to
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:54 AM
but there is things to do other than tear up other peoples shit
and thats good
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
I mean, corrupted areas and dragons are a thing
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
i think the end game is seige fortresses, hopefully
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
someone doing the mamba while i'm dying to poison
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
but there is a lot of work to be done there
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
But yeah, probably won't get content for a while
kutale 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
conan has a lot of loose ends. stuff that's hopefully one day gonna be there and you get a taste of it right away
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
They've gotta get through the first few minor patch weeks
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
i think the whole blitz pvp official server thing
is the way to play this game
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:55 AM
it looks like that content has a strong chance of getting filled in, as opposed to other games
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
Also I can't wait for magic
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
building a perma base and hoarding items
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
It's gonna be siiiiiiiick
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
is just dumb imo
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
ima be a stygian with 1 hp
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
yeah magic looks neat
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
I just love that they talked about magic being necromancer shit and not fireballs
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:56 AM
needing corruption and low hp for bad ass power
sounds good
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
magic has a huge cost in all conan lore
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
I also hope they do some northern map
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
What do dancer thralls even look like?
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
low fantasy
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
i dont know anything about that
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
All I ever find are smiths and carpenters
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
but hey it sounds cool
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
just npcs that breakdance
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
and I don't even know what they do
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:57 AM
its a bit silly
you have to caputre them
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:58 AM
Conan has tundra stuff, right?
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:58 AM
its all desert atm
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:58 AM
In lore
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:58 AM
the next biome is moutain/somethingelse(?)
yes
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:58 AM
That's cool at least
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:58 AM
read The Frost-Giant's Daughter
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
I wanna see how they do tundra
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
second story ever by Howard
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
Also I hope they clean up the whole slope walking before they do mountains
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
slope walking?
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
yah
Edd 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
Some of it gets a bit janky
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
theres some weird shit that happens around elevations
hindered 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
walking in general is a bit cheesy animation way
wise
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 12:59 AM
like death at 3ft drop
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:00 AM
and living at 100ft drop
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:00 AM
Some slopes you kinda fall down for no reason
There's some in the PoE goons base(edited)
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:00 AM
@hindered yeah but what do they actually do? If I put a smith in the smiths workbench does he just make it go faster or do you save materials?
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:00 AM
from what ive seen crafting goes faster
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:00 AM
i now it helps
yah i think it just increases the rate of crafting at that station
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
Are they a requirement for steel stuff?
That would make sense I guess
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
its a lot of work for steel
thats t3
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
no but they also unlock racial stuff
so like if you put a cimmerian crafter at x bench
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
I'm not sure how to feel about being an armour bitch
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
but no, thralls are not required
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
Ah, so they've gated a lot of late game content
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
you can make cimmerian doohickeys
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
they just help
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:01 AM
the racial stuff isnt needed per se
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
So as an armour bitch, I'm still useful?
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
do any races suck?
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
honestly, just fire up single player
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
i think every race has some helpful stuff
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
and play with the admin panel
you can see all racial varients of everything
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
I love the racial weapons
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
and how some thralls let you make exceptional versions
of things
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:02 AM
mitra ambrosia is really good
yog food too
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
Actually I just love the depth they've already got
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
the real trick is aloe potions
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
idk much about set
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
get to lvl 17
and get the alchemists brazier
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
What do aloe potions do?
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
health regen
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
yeah
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
combat health regen
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
nice
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
That's kinda ironic
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
and they are easier to craft
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
combat health regen is gonna be big in pvp
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:03 AM
just find aloe plants
and mash em in the alchemy thing
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:04 AM
Aloe is poisoning haha
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:04 AM
🤷
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:04 AM
Aloe is what you rub on burns and scrapes
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:04 AM
you can also make a yellow potion
and it does nothing atm
from those yellow flowers
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:04 AM
Poisonous *
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:04 AM
you can harvest
i think its supposed to be a stat reset
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:05 AM
yellow lotus is supposed to reset stats
but its not implemented yet
i think there is blue lotus too
but idk what thats meant to do
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:05 AM
maybe skill reset?
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:05 AM
mebbe
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
i wonder if theres a timer on those
kwaitwkski 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
yellow is in
friend of mine used it today
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
they all over
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
ahhh cool
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
am I going overboard with foundations?
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
or is it gonna be scripts to instantly reallocate skills and stats in combat
cause i dont really wanna play that game
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
How do you guys get all those rocks goddamn
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
no life
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
t1 foundations are weak af
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:06 AM
I want to kill myself after building a shit hut
kwaitwkski 07-Feb-17 01:07 AM
but i think yellow reset the invested skills
not stats
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:07 AM
it's a mesa base, so they'll first have to get up the stairs and past the t2 wall
the foundations are just a floor to flatten out everything
kutale 07-Feb-17 01:08 AM
there's one downside to that mesa. the sound of wind blowing forever
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:09 AM
I don't mind the wind
it reminds me that I'm above all the filth and anarchy of the ground
all those filthy filthy ground people
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:09 AM
hang gliders when
btw i dont know if anyone cares about this but
the gwent standalone game had some keys drop
https://www.gog.com/news/gwentnilfgaardhasarrivedcelebratewithahugebetakeysgiveaway
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:10 AM
Conan: What gods do you pray to?
Subotai: I pray to the four winds... and you?
Conan: To Crom... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen.
Subotai: [chuckles] What good is he then? Ah, it's just as I've always said.
Conan: He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of steel?" If I don't know it, he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!
Subotai: Ah, my god is greater.
Conan: [chuckles] Crom laughs at your four winds. He laughs from his mountain.
Subotai: My god is stronger. He is the everlasting sky! Your god lives underneath him.
[Conan shoots Subotai a skeptical look. Subotai laughs]
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:12 AM
btw, the unique thralls, take FOREVER to break
this is day 2
with a performer, and feeding her as much "good meat" as we can find
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:13 AM
who is maev?
I need to find a wiki with the crafting materials on
I have no idea how most of the game works
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:14 AM
go play on other servers and get the basic mechanics
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:14 AM
5 or 10x will help you a lot
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:15 AM
I'll do singleplayer sometime
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:15 AM
I don't know what her deal is though
some unique blacksmith recipe though I'm sure
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:16 AM
Where do you find her?
And does she respawn in her camp after you capture her?
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:17 AM
that I don't know
but we found her in the rock ship outside #193's base
there was another unique thrall there too, but we didn't have another wheel or rope to drag him back
he had a truncheon and rope, and he was XXXX the Slaver
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:18 AM
so im in the server. gays only.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:18 AM
ah so you stole a thrall
That's pretty cool
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:20 AM
@everyone server up. take your time done break it.
Fallout 07-Feb-17 01:20 AM
break it
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:20 AM
its so beautiful
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:20 AM
ok time to break it
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:21 AM
just in time to pass out
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:21 AM
with infinite manmeat bodies
I took some melatonin
time to play conans
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:21 AM
cromspeed
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:21 AM
nobody worships crom
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:21 AM
the dreams will give me a vision quest in game
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:22 AM
i didnt have any item fuckery when i got in, so thats good news
@everyone play this gay game
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:27 AM
i'm trying but it still laods slow
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:27 AM
@everyone be patient playing this gay game
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:27 AM
I CAN'T BE WHEN IT IS SO EXCITING
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:27 AM
i understand, brother
we're playing this game in our server
where is the rush
@everyone game is up
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:38 AM
hahaha
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:38 AM
game is public
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:38 AM
all things stored in inventories is gone
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:38 AM
yes
this is where we start, brother
inventories seem okay
except thralls
but stored crates are gone
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:38 AM
Put a link to your server in the linux guide
begin the harvest
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:38 AM
all crafting stations too
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:39 AM
yah, storage objects
only personal inventories seem saved
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:39 AM
rip t3 archers on wheels
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:40 AM
so are we still doing official 193?
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:41 AM
goon server is up, so mostly no
feel free to explore other servers, however
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:41 AM
have you tested the goon server with more than 70 slots?
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:41 AM
70 is hardcoded atm
we think we can handle 100
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:41 AM
ah
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:41 AM
waiting on them
they have plans on that
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:42 AM
that one ARK server I played on had 150 slots
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:42 AM
lemme see if it still lags for me
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:42 AM
echo valley I think
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:42 AM
we might have had it now if not for pingperfect shitting the bed
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:43 AM
rip pingperfect. THey are never getting a server deal again
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:43 AM
so i learned if you log off underwater
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:43 AM
I bet you they just sub-let amazon servers
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:43 AM
you drown when you are out of game
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:43 AM
do you drown?
lol yah
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:43 AM
when i logged in it goes
you have died by drowning
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
get on land, jackass
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
it was a test, nerd
calm down
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
😄
Goodchild 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
A resounding success then
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
indeed
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
Now try logging out while swimming above water
Or standing in shallow water
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 01:44 AM
i wanted to see if i could cheese the log out mechanics
by being at the bottom of the deepest ocean or something
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:45 AM
.yt beatles octopus garden
TrapBot 07-Feb-17 01:45 AM
Aarown 07-Feb-17 01:58 AM
Heya...just joined the server. Any clan project stuff I can help with, or are people still doing their own thing at this point?
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Wait, is the server back up?
kwaitwkski 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
yes
its dark
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Sweer
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Set night time to last a whole hour
Every 4 hours
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Lmao
Aarown 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Spooooky
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
I'm serious.
Edd 07-Feb-17 01:59 AM
Really?
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Yeah, don't make night time be just 10 minutes of whatever
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
I wonder if inventories are going to go away every reset
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
They said they fixed it
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Night time is shitty thoufhy
Though *
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
@everyone server back up niggers
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Nobody likes night time
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Night time is fine, just use torches
Aarown 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
From lurking I gathered we should be going Yog right?
kutale 07-Feb-17 02:00 AM
weow
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:01 AM
Night time is cool and good if you're forced to interact with it
Because you'll see people put up light poles on frequently used paths
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:01 AM
we messed with day and night rates and idk if we got it right
so please comment
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:01 AM
So I think 1 to 4 hours is a good balance
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:01 AM
day should be weighted, but i like that night makes you fucked
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:01 AM
I just wish the night was dark, but not stupidly dark
kutale 07-Feb-17 02:01 AM
it seems ok, night might be even a bit too fast
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:02 AM
Like real life dark
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:02 AM
night is p dark
esp in dungeons
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:02 AM
You know where you can kinda actually still see shit
But it's dark
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:02 AM
bust out a torch
but you are super visible
i like that mechanic
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:03 AM
Yeah
Idk
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:09 AM
I think its worth playing with the idea
If night doesn't last very long it might as well be turned off
But it could probably be a little brighter
Maybe have a random modifier for how bright the moon is
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:11 AM
well hopefully storages won't be wiped out again next reset
iFriend 07-Feb-17 02:11 AM
night time is the best time for raiding
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:11 AM
this is a good time to play find the pubbie
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
I should probably get home so I can defend my base
Unless someone else wants to :p
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
Don't worry, there's nothing worth stealing
duster 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
are there any pubbies
its midnight
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
I know there isn't haha
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
its us
we are the pubbies
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
If it got destroyed we'd just rebuild anyway
duster 07-Feb-17 02:14 AM
btw the server did more damage to the tower of babel than BMW lmao
i guess it didn't like Diog's magical building skills defying physics
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:15 AM
the only possession I now own
is my backup dancer
who is partying hard
I bet he's at fault here. He gambled away all of my possessions
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:16 AM
The dancer buff doesn't seem to last nearly as long
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:19 AM
you arent the pubbies, you are the plebs that need to prove themselves. do good work and you will be rewarded.
we will be playing this game for months
a few rotten apples messed with the main supply train so we have to do a bit of abstraction(edited)
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:28 AM
Haha
Speaking of which, someone should make me a well if I get them the resources
Aarown 07-Feb-17 02:31 AM
Anything I should do so I don't get mistaken for a pubbie instead of a pleb?
Or is it one of those "if you have to ask you've already failed" type deals haha
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:32 AM
youre good
i dont think a lot of leaders are aeke
awake
but just do you think
place beds
gain levels
and you will be good
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:32 AM
Hindered pledges to protect you dw
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:32 AM
i dont type good
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:33 AM
Or if you need a place and aren't going to declare war on BMW, I can help you out
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:33 AM
i was playing., i vouch for that
but i am no longer capable
for whiskey reasons
Aarown 07-Feb-17 02:34 AM
the best reasons
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:34 AM
We kinda need some more people in the clan I'm in
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:34 AM
do what thou wilt
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:34 AM
Maybe I should get some pubbie friends on
And use them as slave labour
Aarown 07-Feb-17 02:35 AM
what are you working on at the moment?
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:35 AM
Just a mesa base
Currently expanding and teching up
Just doing our own thing for now
I wonder if we can get any of the PoE goons from the general discord more active here
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 02:39 AM
i'll ask rodent
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:39 AM
Is rodent playing conan?
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 02:40 AM
dunno, i'll ask
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:40 AM
I know Picer and I are playing
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 02:40 AM
picer is good people
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:40 AM
We have a clan
Called 'Path of Exiles'
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:41 AM
smoke weed.
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 02:41 AM
every day
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:41 AM
Lmao
I wish discord populated the name list with only users who have posted in a channel
Because it's already a channel by channel basis afaik
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:45 AM
12/70
yall can do better than that
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:46 AM
I'll be on soon
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:46 AM
There are issues.
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:47 AM
Bugs?
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:48 AM
mebbe
still vouch for mostly working
problems should be funcom related
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:49 AM
Any buildings or boxes disappear?(edited)
Aarown 07-Feb-17 02:50 AM
damn....that was the toughest gazelle thing ever! Are they buffed on the server?
Orv 07-Feb-17 02:51 AM
Server is completely fucked(edited)
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:51 AM
Something is definitely not kosher
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:52 AM
shit swings a lot faster
npcs that is
and gear wears out hella fast
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:52 AM
server clock rate or something is sped up?
thats probably not a thing
but it sounds like it could be a thing
i'm not an IT cuck I don't know this stuff ok
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:52 AM
well night comes and goes really fast
so who knows
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:52 AM
O.o
@Tempus Thales did something break?
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:53 AM
i just know Dark Souls 2 had a bug for like over a year where item durability loss was tied to framerate, and since PC was generally running double the framerate as console, items would degrade twice as fast
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:53 AM
hyenas are murder in packs of 2 or more
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:53 AM
so weird shit happens!!!!
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:53 AM
friend when is a foreskin ever inappropriate
i cant think of a single scenario
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:53 AM
I remember that bug and it makes me glad I was a hexer
hindered 07-Feb-17 02:54 AM
unknown issue, citizens. please remain cautious.
Bchad 07-Feb-17 02:54 AM
i remember that prude
then they tied physics to frame rate in bloodborne too
like lol why not
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:54 AM
I hyenas are bad, I'm worried about spiders.
I mean, decoupling things from frame rate isn't a trivial thing
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
Fuck spiders
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
Can confirm the framerate/degrade issue.
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
its super weird how in spite of ridiculous bugs like item durability being messed up for so long
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
on ds2 that is
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
Dark Souls 2 was always the best one
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
For PvP.
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
just goes to show its so good nothing can drag it down!!!!!
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
Hmm. I'll not comment on which was best
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:55 AM
DS1 is best for world/bosses/immersion
Bchad 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
no
stop
hes trapping you
its a bit
just
dont
..
TrapBot 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
@Bchad
Bchad 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
.
.
.
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
I HAVE AWOKEN
Bchad 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
.
.
.
.
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
Also best for frame rate
Rejd 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
reeee @Bchad
Bchad 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
yeah
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:56 AM
pretend i sperged for like an hour about DS2 until everyone who disagrees with me just gives up
and you'll have my usual dark souls bit
gonna save myself time atm
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
That is like, your opinion man.
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
is that the bloodborne clone?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
Demon's Souls is really the best though if we want to get down to brass tacks
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
it was okay i guess
kutale 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
whoever designed hyenas deserves to die
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
Nioh for best souls game
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:57 AM
Saly and Sanctuary was honestly pretty much as good as any Dark Souls game tbch
best not-quite souls souls-like game
so far
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:58 AM
Also has cool glitches
Orv 07-Feb-17 02:58 AM
Dark Souls 2 best Souls game
Eat shit all other opinion havers
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:58 AM
i just want another axion verge
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:59 AM
I'm glad GoodBoy Orv agrees with my CorrectOpinion on GoodGame Dark Souls 2
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 02:59 AM
really good game that was
Prude 07-Feb-17 02:59 AM
axiom verge seems sick and the soundtrack is good af
Edd 07-Feb-17 02:59 AM
How many of you guys rushed to 25+?
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
i didnt dislike ds2
i just didnt want to hear this again
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
i've just always had a hard time getting into sidescrolling games
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
I rushed to SL 125
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
seriously just play it
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
I mean in conan you nerd
hindered 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
glitches are cool and good
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
the soundtrack is good, the game is good
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
Conan doesn't have soul levels
hindered 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
revel in the glitches
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
hyerlight drifter is good
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
I usually end up just making my first guy my "keep leveling forever" character because he probably wont end up perfectly optimized anyways
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
and it has a decent story
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
same
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
by the time i roll a second guy, the meta and shit is more concrete
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
Salt and sanctuary has a sick ladder glitch
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
Sounds like you hardly played DS2
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:00 AM
i never beat salt and sanc
i got it to hold over pre ds3
then i forgot about it
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:01 AM
its good
eitr is still one i'm waiting for too
i'd like to play Necropolis now that it's an apparent GoodGame post major patch
but i never get around to it
Orv 07-Feb-17 03:01 AM
I really disliked Salt and Sanctuary. The translation of iframes into 2d felt really poorly done, and the bosses pretty much all had no windup attacks, which for me is a cardinal sin in a Souls-alike
Necropolis is still bad
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:02 AM
i felt like the lack of wind up in the bosses was somewhat made up for by merit of it being 2d and having predictable movesets per the metroidvania side of its inspiration
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:03 AM
i didnt like salt and sanc being an inverted control from dark souls
yet it was trying to be dark souls
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:03 AM
I agree, no windup for swing/animations is not very souls-like
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:03 AM
look all i know is I SHOULD be playing the latest DMC (since I started but didn't finish), and then rush through Revengeance as well
so i'm fully prepped
for Nier: Automata(edited)
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:04 AM
yeah i decided im gonna hold out for pc
though
i have enough shit to do
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 03:06 AM
Personally I'm really looking forward to That Which Sleeps which will totally have a beta out next month
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:10 AM
I love the whole connect launch command thing
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:10 AM
Servar ded?
Edd if I don't get in BMW cool kids I'll join you and Picer
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
Awesome
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
THERE ARE NO COOL KIDS
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
We need more people
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
If you have an attractive benefits package
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
Nobody hates us
Is our benefits package
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
you think playing with taylor is fun its the cross we bear
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
What about dental?
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:11 AM
Also poe goons are the chillest group
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:12 AM
Taylor never plays anyway so that point is moot, Future
Unless were talking Runescape
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:12 AM
thats part of the cross
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:12 AM
Dragging Taylor though the game?
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:12 AM
Tay wont even watch JoJo
confirmed garbage
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:12 AM
play with beefy boys imo
🔥
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:12 AM
While he whips at your back calling you a faggot, yes
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
The server is still up, right?
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
agreed Beefy Boys are a good group to play w/
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
succ will hell grind a thing
prude with casually chill and pry not give a fuck
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
im high concept
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
but the VIBES will own
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
lifeblood, if you will
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
Which group is mostly Euros
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
@Edd yes
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
i'm kind of the"ideas guy"
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
ummmmm
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:13 AM
Oooooooh
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
no idea
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
actually ya thats a good question
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
succ is the muscle
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
is there a euro group
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
Uhhh
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
im sure theres euro goons cause theya re trying to make a server in the thread
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
because while i'm good at games, he's honestly better
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
Pice is a euro
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
but as for where they are here i have no idea
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
Picer is a euro I think and I'm an aussie
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
I am in name only
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
So we're probably the closest?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
My blood is pure american
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
so wait all the euros are making a new server?
mmmm
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:14 AM
No fuck that
I'm playing on this one
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:15 AM
they have a euro in the thread making a euro server but it sounded fail not that ours is super better
get a euro goons clan going
honestly the dream is a base desing that supports all groups
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:15 AM
that wont happen
there isnt enough space
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
because at the end of the day we need to take all goons out killing in official land with small clan caps
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
in a reasonably secure spaces
space*
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
Euro server is prob fine
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
but all clans dont need access to crafting / thralls
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
The only reason the us goon server works is because you have like 10 it nerds working on it
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
it could be just respawns and armory boxes
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:16 AM
call the euro squad the "Talk Funny Boys" and all the funny-talkers can join
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:17 AM
like the hell spergs can have the thralls, churn through other clans drop boxes and stock their armory boxes etc
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:18 AM
Honestly, you can play on this server with decent ping
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:18 AM
but atleast we can all fall in on one spot to defend
idk
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:18 AM
I mean like, I've probably got like 200 ping
And it runs fine for me
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:18 AM
i dont hae enoguh experience building with the map
to see if we can do that in a compact area
hindered 07-Feb-17 03:19 AM
ping shouldnt be a major problem, got some reports of minor issues, could be funcom related
severr will probably be as is until the next funcom patch
Fallout 07-Feb-17 03:21 AM
around what levels are you guys btw?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:21 AM
I'm definitely only going to play on Kimsemus's server
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:21 AM
i was 11 last night, today its a mystery
im guessing somewhere between 1-11
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:22 AM
I don't know why so many goons rented servers
Fallout 07-Feb-17 03:22 AM
impulse
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:23 AM
they fucked up not playing deadlaugh imo
if i wasnt goon server thats where id be
Fallout 07-Feb-17 03:23 AM
goon server™ wasn't up when they wanted to plaly
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:23 AM
dead laugh was
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:23 AM
Dead Laugh is definitely my goto for a backup
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:24 AM
until some other server comes up at a brand name
but im not playing on some other assholes basement server whos going to ban me or rejd or someone
as soon as we grind it up
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:24 AM
Yeah
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:25 AM
yeah i loved how every other dude in the thread was like
UHHH I GOT A SERVER
couple posts later UHHH ITS NOT WORKING TOO GOOD
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:25 AM
Especially the one that didn't know how to run it
So THE goon server is back up?
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:26 AM
yes
people are playing
right now
just not me
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:26 AM
I need a light at the end of the tunnel of this work day
I wish I could play right now
Damn work
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:26 AM
I'm like uhhh 9 or so
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:26 AM
I need to be jobless agaib
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:26 AM
I'm 11, other guy is 12 and Picer is 18
In our little clan
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:27 AM
But this job is p cool I am accountable to no one
I'm a government contractor doing IT at a DoDDS school
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:27 AM
At fallout that is
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:27 AM
I take naps
Fallout?
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:28 AM
He asked what levels people were
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:28 AM
Oh
I thought you meant the game
There should be a Fallout survival mmo
Like this
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:29 AM
it was called rust
gary fucked it up
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:31 AM
Just exactly like this game with thralls and all
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:31 AM
that would be p cool
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:31 AM
Put them on your walls to shoot the super mutants
Nuke a base with your fatman
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:32 AM
you could fairly easily up the tech level in Conan Exiles a bit, but keep the general vibe the same and just modify the map a little
and slap a big Mad Max label on it
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:33 AM
I'm sure there will be a mod
Once they let you mod
I just can't wait for them to let you put enemy heads on spikes around your base
This game has such cool things coming down the pipe
Like the whole purge thing
Fallout 07-Feb-17 03:35 AM
what's the purge thing?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:35 AM
Roving NPC armies attacking player settlements
Fallout 07-Feb-17 03:36 AM
ah
hope they have explosives
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:36 AM
There are explosives
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:36 AM
Seems to be a wipe mechanic
Like if the base is abandoned it'll be totally destroyed
Fallout 07-Feb-17 03:37 AM
oh, I thought that was just the normal decay mechanic
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:37 AM
Well that too
But this is a cooler way
Prude 07-Feb-17 03:38 AM
not unlike the attack helicopter shit in Rust
except sounds a lot less retarded
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:39 AM
That helicopter only attacks bases with people shooting at it though
It's essentially just a loot piñata
That helicopter only attacks bases with people shooting at it though
Aarown 07-Feb-17 03:39 AM
good night folks
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:39 AM
Bye pak
Pal....
Not calling you a paki
Aarown 07-Feb-17 03:39 AM
suuuure
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:40 AM
Unless you are a dirty paki
Then I am
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:41 AM
Mooooooods
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:42 AM
theres the cross
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:43 AM
This fucking kid is singing a Frozen song
I can't fix this computer in these conditions
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:44 AM
Maybe consider suicide?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:44 AM
I have
I think a good way to go out would to be to take a person with me
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:45 AM
BMW suicide pact when
hindered 07-Feb-17 03:45 AM
like you dont know the code word
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:45 AM
I'll ask Trump if he wants in
Has to be consensual though
Don't report me
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:46 AM
.i FBI report page
TrapBot 07-Feb-17 03:46 AM
http://epic.org/crypto/ban/fbidox/impactcover.gif
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:46 AM
No
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 03:47 AM
I can't wait for the US to kill net neutrality
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:57 AM
I can't wait for the wall
Edd 07-Feb-17 03:59 AM
So I died
Respawned at my bedroll
Died again and respawned at my bed
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:00 AM
Oh
Patch
What happens now?
kutale 07-Feb-17 04:01 AM
whatsitdo
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:01 AM
'- Fixed potential server crash with chat system.
- Fixed a server crash that could occur when "actors" left the world.
- Postpone steam connection until the map is loaded (should help servers timing out)
- Physx will now run on multiple threads on the server which should improve performance.
- Thralls will now attack other human NPCs.
- Thralls now change ownership on joining guilds.
- Fixed exploit that could occur when players crafted foundations.
- When joining a server that server will also be favorited automatically.'
kutale 07-Feb-17 04:02 AM
depends on whether the computer goons got automated updates working or not
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 04:02 AM
Woohoo I can play conan all day long!!!
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:02 AM
I wonder if I can still connect
Let's see
RIP
kutale 07-Feb-17 04:03 AM
PS: We are still working on removing the crafting station bug. we'll that's a bummer
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:03 AM
@amalilakab I have the worst fucking luck in the world
I only relogged because the debuffs were still applying to me
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:08 AM
😦
I am relogging every 20 minutes or so
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
I can't relog to menu, because the server doesn't show up for like a good 5 minutes
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
oh fuck
Cna you join via steam?
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
I do
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
That's how I always join the server
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
Well, join via launch command
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
Via a friend on steam
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
Cna you join via steam?
Gotcha
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:09 AM
I think you canm, yeah
But yeah, I quit and conan updated
So gg
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:10 AM
I know it can be done, I was specifically asking if you could
oh ok
maybe I should make sure I don't have an update. maybe my issues are a version mismatch issue?
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:10 AM
Nah, can't reconnect if you patch
Gonna need kim or TT to update the server
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:11 AM
quarterhorse cocks
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:11 AM
I thought funcom said they'd only deploy patches during prime time?
kutale 07-Feb-17 04:12 AM
it's about 11am funcom time
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:12 AM
Like they just issued a statement on it...
Does someone message kim/tt or does that end up in murder?
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 04:14 AM
i mean do they really need to be notified about this right now
i think it can probably wait
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:14 AM
I mean, it means anyone who has patched can't play
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 04:15 AM
I messaged TT
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:15 AM
The guy in the blue is Kims, the guy in the hat is Funcom https://gfycat.com/ifr/TestyWiltedHare
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 04:15 AM
what game is this
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:15 AM
ArmA 3 mod
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 04:15 AM
i was gonna beat gta3 mod
bet*
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:16 AM
I do love that just as the server was up and working
Funcom patch the game(edited)
kutale 07-Feb-17 04:16 AM
they knew
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 04:16 AM
the falling apart animation is pretty funny
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:16 AM
It's good
iFriend 07-Feb-17 04:17 AM
do we have a eu guild on the linux server?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:18 AM
I don't think so, not yet. Start one.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:18 AM
We kinda do
Kinda
3 person guild that has an aussie and a euro and it'd probably make sense to bring in more aussies and euros
Can invite you if that works for you @iFriend
iFriend 07-Feb-17 04:19 AM
sounds good, i'll get in touch with you later
still slaving at work
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:20 AM
Contact picer when he is on
I'm currently uhhh... I just lost all of my gear, so making the run to get new people here is gonna be hard unless they find a smart way of getting here
iFriend 07-Feb-17 04:21 AM
easy, i'll make a temp camp and gear up a bit
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:21 AM
I tried making the run before and got killed by 6 hyenas and a spider
Whose debuffs were still applying to me when I revived... Idk how
iFriend 07-Feb-17 04:22 AM
no worries, my dong will strike with fierce
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 04:22 AM
Save a spot for me
I don't think I'm cool enough for bnw
Bmw
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:22 AM
We have 3 members
We aren't gonna fill up soon
iFriend 07-Feb-17 04:22 AM
bmw sucks anyway, audi all the way
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 04:22 AM
YOU NEVER KNOW EDD
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:23 AM
I mean considering what happened with tum tum :P
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:23 AM
Wait, entry to Conan BMW Bros is dependant upon coolness? Go me.
SOMEONE THINKS I'M COOL, FUCK YOU MOM!
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:23 AM
Build sensible bases and we won't come for you.
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:23 AM
^^
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:23 AM
We are the sun to your Icarus.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:23 AM
Base is sensible
Has zero pillars
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:24 AM
Sounds solid.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:24 AM
I hope that makes you proud
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:24 AM
It soothes the savage breast.
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:24 AM
Pillars are totally acceptable, one 50 meter pillar holding up an entire base in an atrocity and considered one of the top 10 sins in conan exiles.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:24 AM
The biggest issue is that we seem to get the bulk of the spider spawns
Until we get a well, there are like 5 or 6 spiders between our entrance and water
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 04:25 AM
I am cool enough too!!
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:25 AM
Which is fun
kutale 07-Feb-17 04:25 AM
spiders aggro through the world too
so have fun with that
Orv 07-Feb-17 04:25 AM
Did you build next to the spider boss cave?
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:25 AM
We had them stuck in walls
Don't think so
Location is pretty decent though, has access to most resources and there are like 4-5 npc camps rather close
I might have to just go rush them until I can get a waterskin
If you can get there @iFriend and @GoGoGadget then you are set
All I can say is don't approach from the west
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 04:37 AM
I can get there
But I'm at work :(
Goodchild 07-Feb-17 04:42 AM
ah, shit.
Be warned, if you quit out of conan you'll be getting a patch, making our server invalid for the time being.(edited)
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:43 AM
I have the well crafted @Edd.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:43 AM
Ty, please don't put it in a storage bench :P
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:43 AM
I don't plan on leaving the game until I have to.
Wanna meet each other at a halfway point?
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:43 AM
Also means if we have a well, we'll be able to support more of the euro goons, etc.
Once I can get on, I can try, but I'm completely out of gear right now
Goodchild 07-Feb-17 04:44 AM
There is no way to join an invalid server I assume.
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:44 AM
Oh you're not in game atm? QQ
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:44 AM
Nah, version mismatch
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:44 AM
@Goodchild unless you can revert to prior version I don't think there is anything that can be done until server is updated again it seems?
I'll keep it in my inventory.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:45 AM
Yeah, gotta wait for TT, or Kim if Kim can do it
ty a lot
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:45 AM
Unless someone on is willing to grab it
Yeah dude
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:45 AM
It'll help with newer players
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:45 AM
It'll help all parties involved.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:46 AM
You guys will know where our base is and we'll have a well ;P
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:46 AM
I don't think it'd be possible to have a good "main" base for any clan of a reasonable size and be secret.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:46 AM
We're way too far away for either party to be fucked trying to raid the other anyway
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:46 AM
I think we'll all know where each other's bases are until it's destroyed and they relocate and it has to be rediscovered
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:46 AM
Other side of the map afaik
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:47 AM
@Edd, that is certainly not true.
At 5am with nobody on the server except a couple tire fuckheads....
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:47 AM
Lmao
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:47 AM
tired*
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:47 AM
You mean, my prime time?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:47 AM
haha didn't help tum tum last night.
(Too soon?)
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:47 AM
Sucks to be tum tum
Picer and I said no to joining Duster :P
We said to him that we didn't want to be involved in this war they started
Is the big pit dungeon thing even worth it?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:50 AM
The individual that declared war was kicked from Tum Tums.
I don't know what the big pit dungeon is. I have yet to enter a dungeon.
Until the server is a bit better, fighting npcs and stuff is a bit rough. A little tired of dying to invisible guys that aren't doing visible damage to my health.
or whatever the issue is that is causing that.
Edd 07-Feb-17 04:52 AM
I just died to spiders I was blocking
Which was fun
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 04:58 AM
the crossbow is a good way to grind dungeons
Great damage with iron tips
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:00 AM
The greatest damage. People tell me all the time, "Luigi, you've got the greatest damage." Believe me.
Prude 07-Feb-17 05:04 AM
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 05:05 AM
the server... is up???????
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:05 AM
According to my sources, the server is up
But if oyu have the newest patch you can't connect
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:05 AM
Server is up, but another patch has come out. If you have that patch you will be unable to join.
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:05 AM
I beat you
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 05:05 AM
fuck
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:05 AM
I'm playing Conan
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:06 AM
I have the fastest response time. The fastest. Really fast.
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 07-Feb-17 05:06 AM
not to mention the best damage
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:06 AM
I really hope the server doesn't explode again
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:06 AM
damn, they fixed the foundation dupping bug?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:06 AM
When it gets updated
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:07 AM
right before I was about to exploit that shit
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:07 AM
WHAT!? A CHEATER
Well theoretically you can still do it on the server!
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:07 AM
at least I can say I didn't admin them in
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:07 AM
what was the bug?
You can tell me now, I can't use it
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:08 AM
It's a trap, Demiurge, you fell for it. You've been outed as a cheater
Banned
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:08 AM
rip
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:08 AM
duping items won't get me banned
I survived dad jokes
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:08 AM
you could only dupe items you could craft by yourself, no crafting table items
so it was pretty good for base building
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:09 AM
I imagine
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:09 AM
7Days2Die STILL has duping issues, I bet
Like literally everyone was doing it
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:09 AM
You do it /= everyone does it
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:10 AM
Except I could see the people that were doing it in the chat log
Aduper has disconnected
Aduper has connected
Aduper has disconnected
Aduper has connected
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:10 AM
Checks out, looks like everyone.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:10 AM
So what did you do? Queue up the crafts and log out?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:11 AM
I don't mean anyone here, I didn't play 7D2D with any of you
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:11 AM
Ok
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:11 AM
amalilakab I will DDoS ur nan's life support if you mouth off again
do you understand m8?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:11 AM
Ok
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:11 AM
Fun fact
You can open port scan on the internet and find the control stationn for smelting factories
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
I hope you just have a really poor sense of humor and this is a bit done in poor taste.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
If you're feeling real cheeky you can probably tip a smelting vat
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
@amalilakab apparently I know where your base is now
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
Unless they have proper safety equipment (they don't)
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
Because akumos posted it lmao
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
No I'm serious I have DDoSed a lot of life supports
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
Yeah, we're just on the mesa east of the city
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:12 AM
I DDoS'd you mom once
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:13 AM
Idk why he was so bitter
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:13 AM
my mom doesn't have a computer
checkmate
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:13 AM
LOL
The post he got probated for
fucking lol
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:14 AM
On SA?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:14 AM
Yeah
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:14 AM
What did he get probated for?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:14 AM
'sounds like you guys are simply mad i'm the superior griefing dick goon, lil baby has to resort to bans :^('
Also I don't know you guys super well, but like, you seem to do more than shit post
You've been pretty friendly
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:15 AM
fuck you
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:15 AM
Luigi is a great guy really, the best
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:15 AM
Get fucked boiiiiii
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:15 AM
Not like that asshole, Mario
'So called' plumber Mario
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
That is pretty ridiculous. What a dope.
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
I don't know if I will survive this night, the way this wind is going
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
Looks like that backfired in his face
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
Do you have insurance?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
And I'm an asshole, but I have my moments.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
Or does it have an act of god clause for hurricanes
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:16 AM
I have real insurance
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:17 AM
Heh god doesn't exist idiot
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:17 AM
I know, courts proved it
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:17 AM
Tell that to our money.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:17 AM
Acts of god don't hold up in court. Checkmate, christians
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:17 AM
But like, you guys might be assholes, but it's clear you'd prefer people to stick around
As long as they are fucking weird
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:18 AM
Well courts almost proved that Santa didn't exist too but then Tim The Toolman Taylor stopped that
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:18 AM
Orv said it best really. You can't have a von neuman machine of assholes without the assholes
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:18 AM
So you can't trust the courts
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:18 AM
I want people to stick around as long as they don't do goony, creepy shit
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:19 AM
Like find your facebook and save the pictures and do cum tributes?
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:19 AM
I take it back
Mario is better than Luigi
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:19 AM
I'm not really a goon, I just have an account and tend to... Avoid it
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:19 AM
j4g spotted
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:19 AM
For the best really
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:20 AM
Same, which is why I do feel bad about attacking the Tum Tums. However, the response of the clan leader was way overly dramatic and blown out of proportion.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:20 AM
j4g witch hunts are so 2014
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:20 AM
so are ur shoes lol
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:20 AM
You're more right than you know
My dad gave me these shoes
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:21 AM
I really wish this site was blocked on this school network
I shouldn't be here
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:21 AM
I mean, I'm actually really happy a lot of goons don't care about 'j4gs' now
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:22 AM
Lowtax needs the money
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:22 AM
...Some random fat surgery joint just passed off a picture of Susan Sarandon as their work
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:22 AM
It's just so much easier to not give a fuck, plus j4gs aren't usually creepy and weird
There are some goons out there that are really fucked up
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:23 AM
Also J4Gs are fine if they fit in
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:23 AM
I was a j4g for Star Wars Galaxies
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:23 AM
Many of the ones we got as a result of Star Citizen and a couple LPs did not
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
Yeaaaaaah
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
Most of the star citizen ones are with Derek Smart now
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
I originally came for ooooold LP, well before the dangaronpa thing
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
Is Star Citizen actually a game?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
And then kinda... Stopped going there because LP was toxic
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
Sort of but not really
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:24 AM
But apparently LP is good now
Compared to old LP anyway
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:25 AM
LP had cleaned up its shit a lot
It still occasionally suffers a bout of overthinking or sharing
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:25 AM
I dislike the move to video LP's
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:25 AM
At least you can like... Actually post LPs of anything now
And repeat already done LPs
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:25 AM
The best part was always reading peoples weird humor
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:26 AM
And you don't have to wait 1-6 months to do an LP
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:26 AM
Dominions LP's were the best
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:26 AM
There's a really good Dom4 LP going right now
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:26 AM
I don't read them so much anymore
I play Dom4 now
Rip me
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:27 AM
Also most of the day 1 blind LPs are garbage
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:27 AM
I mean, they might be garbage, but it's more like
The freedom to actually do that is nice
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:27 AM
The three month rule was bad but that wasn't really a problem of it
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:27 AM
I joined the newbie overflow game as my second multiplayer game in dom4
I'm dumbass rlyeh
I cast burden of time, they haven't dispelled it yet
I'm shitting out SC's every turn to take over the surface world
while their mages collapse from arthritis
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:28 AM
I want to get into Dom4 but I have trouble keeping up with PBEM/daily turn stuff
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:28 AM
Everyone just left me alone while I site searched the oceans, I make 70+ gems per turn
15 of them are astral
it's not really so bad orv
turn timers are usually 28 hours
so you got some breathing room
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 05:29 AM
lps are fun and good
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:29 AM
It's just my brain being dumb, long enough turns and I just lose interest and stop playing and I don't want to fuck games over
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
any of you dudes play RE7?
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
Oh like you have room to talk
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
you can always go AI
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
these things take time
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
Oafaloaf
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
okay
these things
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
But you shouldn't. Playing king shit of never giving up is more fun
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
they take time
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
I watched a few speedruns because I was bored once
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
I'm playing ermor in one game right now
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
I don't handle scary games well
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:30 AM
I started winning against my neighbor so now I have two other people coming at me
Ermor is some serious bullshit
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:31 AM
I tried Dom3 briefly, guess I need to try and get back into my brainwhatevet account
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:32 AM
I obsess over it like crazy right now
theory craft every day
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:32 AM
Burying your grief over TWS
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:32 AM
Pushing out golems with basic gear who auto cast body ethereal and go ham on PD
Basically yes
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:34 AM
I'm still waiting for my perfect game to come out. Back when I was a teen I remember reading about some sort of RTS MMO but I can't remember the name of it or if it was even actually a thing. But I want it to be real.
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:34 AM
But conan is giving me some joy too
When the servers are up
I think you mean clash of clans
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:34 AM
I think a perfect game for me will never exist
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:35 AM
nah it was back before smart phones were even a thing
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:35 AM
I remember when blizzard had a demo video for a turn based strategy game on the original diablo disc
I wish they'd made that one
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:37 AM
I wish another SRPG like Final Fantasy Tactics would come out
all other SRPGs don't compare
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:37 AM
SRPGs are all over the place
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:37 AM
what does the SR actually stand for?
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:37 AM
strategy
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:37 AM
Strategy Role-Playging Game
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
ah
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
Disgaea is like FFT
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
I wouldn't say final fantasy was ever strategy
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
FFT is
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
more like tactical
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
FFT was vastly different
grid , turnbased
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
There have been a few good ones
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
Final Fantasy Tactics?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
Since FFT
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:38 AM
FFT is one of my favorite games ever
I've never actually played Disgaea.
Should i?
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:39 AM
it's pretty popular among the srpg guys
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:39 AM
I recommend checking out the tactics ogre: let us cling together remake
Disgaea is bad
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:39 AM
The window of time when FF7, FFT and Xenogears came out was heaven for me
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:39 AM
It's like
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:39 AM
also Fire Emblem
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:39 AM
A big numbers simulator
I find FE very bland
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:40 AM
I've played the FE with Robin in it
I liked it, but it's not as good as FFT
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:40 AM
TO:LUCT is gooooood
Plus PPSSPP is well made
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:40 AM
I have that. I don't know why I don't like it as much as FFT. Probably nostalgia
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:41 AM
Another game with the same kind of combat but without height or anything like that is Trails in the Sky
Which is probably my favourite game of all time
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:41 AM
oh, and Valkyria Chronicles was pretty baller
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:41 AM
for sure
VC was awesome
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:42 AM
Also a game with a really solid pc port
Sega actually did a crazy good job despite the flaws the port has
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:42 AM
I go away for five minutes and you disgusting nerds fall into animes
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:43 AM
jrpgs aren't always anime
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:43 AM
I only fall into anime tities
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:43 AM
I'm trying to think of an SRPG that isn't anime
And I'm drawing blanks
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:43 AM
FFT isn't anime until the end
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:43 AM
Uh, it's FF so
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:44 AM
It's pretty anime in terms of art style
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:44 AM
nah FFT has a serious medieval politics vibe
...until the end
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:44 AM
I mean, a good western SRPG
Hmm
Xcom?
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
Desperados is sort of
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
Xcom, Banner Saga
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
lol Banner Saga....hey guys, pay for the production of every game we make even after we make money on the first one you funded
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
oh, Front Mission was a pretty good srpg too
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
They feel less deep mechanically than stuff like FFT
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
Front Mission is Japanese bruh
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:45 AM
yea I know
I just wanted to mention it
since it wasn't mentioned
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:46 AM
How can the company making Banner Saga justify kickstarting the SECOND GAME!?
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:46 AM
Battle Brothers, despite being Early Access, is exceptional
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 05:46 AM
c'mon son
actually it's the third, isn't it?
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:46 AM
Obsidian is kickstarting PoS2
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 05:47 AM
Better get that cash before Torment tanks
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:47 AM
Not an intentional misspelling but I stand by it
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:47 AM
I felt it was over hyped
PoEternity
That is
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:48 AM
Pillars was so bad I didn't even bother with Tyranny
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:48 AM
oh, does Baldur's Gate count as western srpg?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:48 AM
It's not an SRPG
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:48 AM
Nah
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:48 AM
It's an RPG
Well traditional RPG might fit it more]
Because it's just pnp
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:49 AM
It is what once was called a CRPG(edited)
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:49 AM
Yeah, CRPG works
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:49 AM
Because for a while there rpg games were just pnp translations
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:50 AM
Lmao, watching someone play nioh and they are just being amazed at how deep it is
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:50 AM
God I wish that wasn't going to be an eternal exclusive
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
how deep that V cut is in her onsie
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
It looks like team ninja actually made a good game?
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
Mousou games are good fucker
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
Yeah but like
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
ugh, what's wrong with DoA:EBV?
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
What
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:51 AM
Team ninja has put out a lot of meh lately
Like, they aren't bad games
But they feel like a rehash
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:52 AM
that's Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:52 AM
Did you hear that DW9 is apparently going to be some open world rpg thing
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:52 AM
Like Toukiden was cool... But idk
And Hyrule Warriors was just another warriors game
Fallout 07-Feb-17 05:53 AM
every warriors game is just another warriors game
gundam however got to pull from a lot of nostalgia and anime nerdom
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:53 AM
I only got into them with the PC releases so I'm not burned out yet
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:54 AM
To be fair, Nioh is their first...
New game
In a long time
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:54 AM
That had been in dev for like, eight years
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:54 AM
At least it is quality
And not trash
Orv 07-Feb-17 05:55 AM
But playing console games is such a chore, even if I really want to play it
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:55 AM
That said, they did run 2 important open betas to improve the game
they did what devs should do
Prude 07-Feb-17 05:59 AM
the new mobile Fire Emblem game isn't actually bad lol
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:00 AM
I mean, the core gameplay is basically condensed actual fire emblem, good thing to fuck with while pooping or something
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:00 AM
It's... Kinda meh, you don't have all that many things you can actually do
It's kinda simplified
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:00 AM
for a mobile game it's graceful and has a non-intrusive microtransaction model which is more savvy than I expected from nintendo
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:00 AM
Yeah, that's fair I guess
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:00 AM
I hate the castle shit
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:01 AM
you mean in Fates?
I was fine with it
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:01 AM
isn't that the newest one?
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:01 AM
i was talking about the mobile phone game, sorry
I guess the 3ds titles are mobile too
I'm miffed that they aren't just replacing the 3DS with the switch entirely
i'd have liked to just finish all my 3ds games and sell the whole thing
and then play pokemon/monhun/FE/etc, entirely just on the Switch in the future
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:02 AM
I hate that some games require the -New- Nintendo 3DS
Fuck Nintendo
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:03 AM
New pokemon game on switch might be pokken :/
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:03 AM
it'd be cool to see like
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:03 AM
I'm not getting a Nintendo console ever again
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:03 AM
non-spinoffs get full console reimaginings
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:03 AM
I have two games for my Wii U
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:03 AM
sun/moons new feature were all shit that seemed like it was one step away from being an actual console game and not just mobile
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:04 AM
I got a bunch of wii u games(edited)
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:04 AM
like a transition point
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:04 AM
I still wish they had made an N64 pokemon game
Like a real game
not snap bs
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:04 AM
yeah thats what i mean about the Switch - I'd like the home console to get all the good mobile games and have them finally stop trying to keep two product lines going
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:05 AM
Remake Pokemon Yellow on the Switch
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:05 AM
they have enough problems building up libraries on all their consoles until several years into their lifespan
and Nintendo fares better on software than hardware
might was well condense every IP onto one set of hardware
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:05 AM
3D Pokemon Yellow on the Switch would sell consoles like crazy
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:06 AM
I can't imagine it would be super hard to adjust the programming in a lot of their previous games to work on other consoles but I don't think they want to put whatever money it does take into doing so
and try to somehow move hardware by keeping things exclusive
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:09 AM
I kinda wish one company had a monopoly(edited)
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:15 AM
I wish Sega hadn't been dumb
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:16 AM
I too wish sonic had never been made
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:17 AM
Pokemon is a stronger case for non-games than any walking simulator
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:23 AM
Pokemon Go was a good thing
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:24 AM
It killed a few morons
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:25 AM
So what's your beef with it?
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:25 AM
Go I don't really care
But the handheld pokemons are the most banal, pointless shit I've ever seen
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:26 AM
I decided to get sun
And it was... Alright?
They just aren't anything special tbh
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Their gameplay is fucking garbage and that's all they are
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:27 AM
I wouldn't say garbage, just hasn't evolved
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:29 AM
More specifically my beef is that there isn't any gameplay
You run around, thing pops up, you select shit from a list, rinse repeat until you go to a building to do it in a different format
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:30 AM
Like, when they first started, it was kinda cool
Though I think digimon did it better
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:31 AM
Never saw anything of the digimon one(s)
Honestly all I know of digimon is some hazy memories of an episode seen long ago
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:32 AM
the first digimon world game you didn't really have control of your digimon
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:32 AM
Which at this point is probably more memory embellishment
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:32 AM
You'd train them, keep them alive by throwing items at them and improve their ai by making them smarter
And then in combat they'd just vaguely follow commands
And you could through items at them to keep them alive
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:33 AM
Sounds at least better
But we all know it's all about that Yugioh anyway
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:34 AM
It was pretty unique, they recently revisited it and made a game that actually improved upon it
For some reason, all the good ps4 exclusives come out this year
And my wallet is taking a huge hit
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:34 AM
Like
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:35 AM
I mean, I bought the KH remake and the new digimon game because I'm dumb
But other than that Nioh, Horizon, Persona 5, etc.
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:35 AM
Can't argue with that last part
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:36 AM
Persona 5?
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:36 AM
You're dumb :v
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:36 AM
Oh
Yeah, for sure.
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:36 AM
How is persona 5 anyway
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:36 AM
I've got substantial evidence
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:36 AM
Worth the nine thousand delays
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:37 AM
Got 39/40 in famitsu
So hopefully good?
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:37 AM
Is famitsu still relevant
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:37 AM
Idk
I like their style of reviewing something (the four different ratings) but they could be irrelevant
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:38 AM
I guess in a way they're the last one standing so they get to be relevant either way
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:38 AM
I guess we'll see re: persona 5
Because it's kind of a unique series
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:38 AM
how do i launch conan without it auto updating so i can still play?
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:39 AM
You don't
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:39 AM
Gotta wait for kim or tt, sadly.
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:39 AM
well crap lol
I do see Kim online
hopefully he is working on it 😃
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:40 AM
Kims is a known bitch liar
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:40 AM
DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:40 AM
I should have tagged him for that
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:40 AM
true
do you ever sleep bro?
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:41 AM
Weird schedule, mostly retired, and brain problems that mean my average day is 30 hours
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:41 AM
ahh
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:41 AM
brain problems are cool =/
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
They're the best
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
I thought your problems were just steel rod to gut related
the brain stuff is new to me
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
my schedule is fucked up, mainly because i want to play with americans and i live in a different timezone
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
Is it 30 hours and then like 20 hours sleep?
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
I mean that doesn't impact my sleep
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
I had a friend that was like that
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:42 AM
30/10 or so
I can run on 40/5 but it sucks real bad so I try not to
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
18/6 baby
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
that sounds not good
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
Fully functioning adult reporting in
Except for the adult part
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
I'm like 16/8 sometimes
18/6 others
Sometimes 14/10 for fun
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
yeah i can do 6 hours consistently (as in, for say 5 days in a row until the weekend) and be okay
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
As I get older I'm more and more convinced that grownups don't know wtf they're doing and we are all faking it
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
below that I start feeling worse and worse if I don't make it up on one of the nights
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
i am more like 8/16
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:43 AM
I'm usually 18/6 during the week and yeah 14/10 during the weekend
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:44 AM
my adhd fucks with my sleep all the time
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:44 AM
i can do really long cycles, like that 30/10 but only if I don't have to drive
chances are if I don't have to drive, I'm not doing anything interesting enough to keep me awake
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:44 AM
Yeah I learned some dumb and bad things to do to my body doing private security and now that I don't have to I keep doing them
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:44 AM
exceptions would be like
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:44 AM
Eg. I only had 5 hours yesterday, but like 9 before that and 13 before that. but I only have 5 today as well
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:44 AM
weekend long events or w/e
or say a convention, I could power through at something like that where i don't have to worry about dying in a horrific accident in the midst of my delirium(edited)
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:45 AM
my ADD fucks with my sleep too
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:46 AM
I don't envy you guys at all
I just don't have a consistent schedule
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:46 AM
i mean that's always been my problem
constantly stumbling, trying to keep myself consistent
i'm real bad at it
i'm on some boom-bust shit usually
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:47 AM
I came to grips with my brain not processing time well years ago and now I can just ignore it
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:47 AM
hah
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:47 AM
unfortunately the world we live in is generally pretty inflexible
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:47 AM
I just keep staying up till like 3-4am
But uni starts in 3 weeks and my classes are like 10ams
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:47 AM
which means people who aren't FUCKING (sleep) NORMIES generally suffer for it in one way or another
yikes yeah
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:48 AM
neurotypical
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:48 AM
i mean 10am isn't awful, I try to get everything after 11 if I can help it
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:48 AM
I don't have choices
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:48 AM
better than those crazy 7'ers
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:48 AM
I'm doing a maths degree (the reason why I said I was dumb)
My classes have no options
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
I skipped most of my college classes and did alright, you'll be fine
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
It's just here are my tutorials and lectures, go to all of them, oh also, your lectures aren't recorded for the most part, so go fuck yourself if you miss them
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
yeah it's doable
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
Dear Steam, I know this is a few years too late, but why the fuck did you remove the option to keep a game not updated?!
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
I can't miss lectures at all
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
i mean I actually usually enjoy my classes
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:49 AM
I love my lecturers, so yeah, that isn't an issue
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:50 AM
going back to school in your mid 20's after doing nothing but garbage work since 18 gives you a better perspective on it than a lot of the kids you end up around
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:50 AM
Hell yeah, mid-late 20s college is the way to go(edited)
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
Except then all those kids have to listen to your dumb questions
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
because in that time I've realized it's kind of the only place in society where i'll find people who give an actual shit about learning en masse
nah I own the little faggots all around me
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
We had some problem ones in my year
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
i guess in a way I am the most vocal, since they're all timid and dumb and don't actually want to be there
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
They all kinda went poorly or disappeared
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
@Edd Those dumb kids are usually just as, if not more dumb
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
18 year olds have no confidence
and no interest
no character
it's funny
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:51 AM
I'm the only one in any of my classes that answers questions :P(edited)
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
I mean I was the same way then
and that's why I'm kind of glad now I waited to enter college
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
But I guess it's because I'm not complete ass at maths
And because I hate people not talking
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
I do believe there is a forty foot tall demon cat in my backyard
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
dont doxx me
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
But also nobody continues to do maths if they don't enjoy it
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
GO pet it
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:52 AM
So I'm lucky in that regard
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
There's a giant cat fight outside
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
i don't HATE math, I like the conceptual side of it
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
Go break it up 😄
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
awww kitties!
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
I just hate that it's the one subject where I can't bullshit the busywork
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
Not a chance
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
Yeah, you can't cheat in it either
If you copy someone you'll get caught
Which is fun
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:53 AM
thats why i am glad my cat is now an indoor cat, i would probably hurt the cat that tries to lay a paw on my cat
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:54 AM
I love watching half my tutorial fail assignments because they cheated
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:54 AM
i'm well spoken and HIGH CONCEPT enough to skate right through anything in the humanities
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:54 AM
Also they were engineers
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:54 AM
which is probably why i'll get a worthless degree in one or something businessy
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:54 AM
And engineers at my uni are notoriously bad
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:54 AM
path of least resistance
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:55 AM
World needs more science grads
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:55 AM
second last time I was in college I scating a 3.9 GPA, all my were humanities 😄
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:55 AM
the most likely science would be biology or something, which seems like bitch-tier science once you get into the workforce
as you can tell i'm only on my second semester and have no idea about my major yet
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:56 AM
last time I was in college my gpa was like 1.5 =/ Thanks ADD
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:56 AM
You in an associate degree?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:56 AM
kill all cats
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:56 AM
Because I hate the associate degree system
Orv 07-Feb-17 06:56 AM
Get a liberal arts degree, a gun and one bullet
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:56 AM
going to a community college so primary goal is credits elgible for transfer, but gonna squeeze in whatever associated degree most coincides with the random shit i'm taking if I can help it
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 06:57 AM
Get a Liberal Arts dregree and always be asking "Would you like fries with that?"
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:57 AM
What you need is a degree from the Community College of the Air Force. It is very helpful
It does a lot for you.
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:57 AM
it's cheap AF and attending, thanks to FAFSA, is a net gain in money
like a major net gain tbh
"only spend it on school-related expenses" suck my DIIIIIICK TAXPAYERS
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:57 AM
We just don't have a system like that here in aus
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:57 AM
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:57 AM
Some unis are pushing for associate degrees
But students as a whole are avoiding them
Also they are trying to push for fixed term contracts on associate degree lecturers here
And no staff member wants to do that shit
Prude 07-Feb-17 06:59 AM
my campus is also in an insanely rich area (local taxes determine a lot of CC funding iirc) and the professors so far have seemed excellent so I'm having a good time, probably the best case scenario for a CC
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:59 AM
@Kimsemus how is the update on the server coming along?
I have not played in at least a day and i am getting withdrawel symptoms
HELP ME
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:59 AM
Cynthia, what clan are you in?
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 06:59 AM
BMW, why?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 06:59 AM
I also was not able to play yesterday 😦
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:00 AM
If you can find a place with passionate lecturers, you are set
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:00 AM
Because I am an unsigned agent looking to join a high-speed clan with opportunities for upward mobility
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:00 AM
but BMW is only for cool people?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:00 AM
wow
rude
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:00 AM
😛
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:00 AM
@GoGoGadget we're getting a well from BMW sometime
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Cynthia can you make me not a babbie because rank is very important to me
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Wait then why are you in it Cynthia
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
So like... We'll be cool, I swear
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
the color of my name is tied directly to my self-worth
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Get used to disappointment.
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
i dont think it matter what clan you are in? we all help each other out
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
I have a very fragile ego
it is very important
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
apparently my CC is ranked 9th in the nation for professor ratings via Rate My Prof which is of course a dubious rating system because kids are dumb but hey, I know we're pretty good so it can't be far off
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Yeah, clan is pretty meaningless
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Get used to disappointment.
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
Luigi you know asking will just make THE FUCKING MODS UGH FUCK THE MODS want to spite you
by that I mean
put him in the garbage rank for laughs
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:01 AM
keep talking about you wanting to be in BMW and i may take away the rest of that liuttlke bit of ego you have left
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
I should be an og poopsocker, yet here I am
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
wait did i say that out loud?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
no you typed it
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
oh
oops
i am just joking
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
well I mean you may have said it out loud
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
you know me
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
I don't know
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
So I see Conan had an update again hahahah poor Kims
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
I don't have your webcam activated remotely right now
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
because i dont want you to fall in love with me
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
The linux server is a real winner in terms of upkeep
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:02 AM
i am pretty awesome
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
you're trying to neg me
but I'm already taken so it won't work
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
ill invite lonely souls to Prude's Chill And Good BEEFY BOYS Subclan Concept once I decide to actually play this goddamn game again
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
really? who would want you?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
(fuck, she's good)
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
it's like the BYOB of BMW
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
also you may be taken but no one can resist me
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
I mean @Prude just come join Picer and me
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
Just fuck already you two
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:03 AM
thats why its good you cant see me
no thanks, i am allergic to shrimp
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
no sorry I need exective control on whatever build my people do
i'm a buildsperg
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
Eurrrrrgh
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
lol I go to the gym every
year
at least once
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
We just need labour pretty badly
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
holy fukc!!
this guys strong
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
We have 3 people and I died because spiders are dumb
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:04 AM
Edd I will join you don't worry
I just have to aspire to greatness even if I can't obtain it
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
You'll reach it
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
because you have no other options?
lmao
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
hahaha
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
show them by making EddClan greater than BMW, Luigi
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
ouch
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
Dw, worst comes to worst you can be pushed in the pit
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
damn i think today is Cynthia Savage day
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
you can do it!!
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
PoE*
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
you're number one guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
rekt
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
Clan is named PoE
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
I'll sic my dog on you fuckers
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
Jesus Cynthia you miss your coffee
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
he's mean
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
For sick reasons
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:05 AM
No idea why i am so bitchy today
i blame the Conan withdrawel symptoms
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
I think it's funny
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
Gons bring out the best in eachother
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
So feel free to continue
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
*goons
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
my dog is 100% descended from SS dogs
He knows how to treat Jews like you
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
who is a jew?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
all of you
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
I'm an aussie, so I'm just racist
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
I would be proud to be a Jew, at least i belong in a group!
where is your group?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
Edd's clan
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:06 AM
real talk i wanna bang every aussie girl i meet based on her accent alone
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
he lets all the racists in
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
but every aussie dude's first impression is that they're probably abusive and mean
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
You... Wouldn't find me abusive and mean
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
but no joke my dog is descended from SS dog bloodlines
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
ah a Trump hater I assume?
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
You'd probably laugh at me
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
God I wish I was a Jew, then the hate for me would be totally explained
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:07 AM
You've yet to meet the scrawny aussie dudes
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
thats true, every aussie dude i've met is basically your typical like
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
I don't know Edd, I've seen maxmoefoe
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
Californian BRAAP BRAAAP desert bro except they have an off-brand british accent
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
That said I just started rock climbing
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
so lots of tanktops, shorts, and garbage beer
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
So gimme a couple of months if I actually get into it
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:08 AM
from that lot
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:09 AM
I recently started not working out
like two years ago
it's been going well, making a lot of gains
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:09 AM
now one of our OLD internet pals (by our I mean the ORIGINAL group Tay and I were in like a decade ago) is from NZ
he's run for mayor of auckland many times (and consistently been called NZ's worst politician)
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:09 AM
LOL
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:10 AM
'Great job on the video, by any chance were you recording the video in the otira tunnel?'
'LOL did you use parts of a speech made by Hitler?'
'yes'
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:11 AM
he's the best troll i've ever met
also probably one of the biggest alcoholics
in that mayoral debate video, he's the guy who gets up and starts shouting "allahu akbar"
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:12 AM
Oh I saw that one
He's good
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
when does that happen?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
towards the end
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
Is he the guy saying 'That's assault'
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
two old candidates start fighting or w/e and he causes a scene on stage
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
is he in a robe?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
yes lmao
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:13 AM
Lol
Seems somewhat young?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:14 AM
i mean it's some kind of middle eastern deal
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:14 AM
did you vote for him?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:14 AM
im californian but I have supported him from across the sea
truly the one to make Auckland great again
yeah he's only two years older than me, so like 26 or 27
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:15 AM
Waaaaaaaaaaait
Did I stumble into a group of goons that aren't old?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:15 AM
he was doing good bits when I was like 17, so he's been practicing this for a long time, kind of impressive looking back
we vary a lot
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:15 AM
I'm 30
I'm odl
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:15 AM
I mean the group of goons I was apart of (I don't know if I still am, I really can't tell) are mostly like 22-26(edited)
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
also racist apparently I got a ticket from a Ms. Sanchez saying her SmartBoard was not working. I went to the wrong class just because this other teacher looks Mexican
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
@Ritsu is like 19 now? @Burrito @c0rndog @Duhb all joined around the same time and they're all like late teens or early 20's I think? And also IRL friends
so they have become dubbed THE YOUNG BLOODS
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
you are all young
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
I'm 22.
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
I'm going to be 25 in a few months
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
I'm 33, Rob is 36, Bona is 38
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
So yeah, young
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:16 AM
Tay is 27? I think
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
There's some olds here
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
Cynthia is 65
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
RIP
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
I like younger people because I can say fuck trump and they don't hate me
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
uh
Taylor is a big Trump supporter
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
lol so much hate
I am 32
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
we accept fucktrump opinions
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
I mean, doesn't mean I'll get hated for saying fuck trump
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:17 AM
we don't have to agree to allow things!!
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
I've been on servers they just shy away from politics because people are fucking 12
And can't handle opinions
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
only caveat is certain ALT-RIGHT POWER USERS will stand their ground endlessly in our pol channel
some people don't like that
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
you are in Europe your opinion doesn' tmatter Edd
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
Oh yeah I'm all about that ruin of civil liberties because I'm over 30
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
which is where you get forums faggots going UGH BMW IS A NAZI GROUP
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
I'm not in europe, you racist
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:18 AM
fuck you euro trash
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:19 AM
I'm an aussie, don't try to out racist me
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:19 AM
i'm actually not sure who our ELDEST GOON is
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:19 AM
What happened to Aussie #1, Cynthia?
MeaslyTwerp
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
he's @Measly Twerp now
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
Are there even many aussies about here?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
oh
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
He does not have money to buy Conan
i think he is still into Rust?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
Well that guy is Aussie but lives in some bumfuck Euro country
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
not sure
Hungary
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:20 AM
I'm not leaving australia any time soon
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:21 AM
Can I come to Australia and live?
I have no degrees
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:21 AM
you will be eaten by spiders
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:21 AM
Australia is actually super safe
None of the spiders will kill you
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:21 AM
The only degree you need in Australia is one in jorts
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:21 AM
I am currently in a US government position that requires a Security+ certification but I don't have that either
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:21 AM
The snakes are pretty scary though
So avoid them
I think we have the most venomous spider in the world
And it's not even enjoy to kill you
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:22 AM
dunno if this is publicly visible buuut
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:22 AM
wrong the most venomous spider in the world is the daddy longlegs
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:22 AM
Oh also spiders in australia are safer than bees
Despite having one of the most venomous spiders in the world
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:23 AM
I once went to some camp as a kid where every night the rec building would fill with daddy longlegs
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
Are we talking like
The american version
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
they aren't actuallyt he most venomous it's a myth
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
Or the real version?
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
We call those tree men
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
I know
But it was still shitty
And I think American
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
Cellar spiders or harvestmen?
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
When my class camped out they put spiders in my ear while I slept
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
we're talking the cellar spider kind i think
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:24 AM
cellar spiders
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
fuck all of those spindly legged fucks
my dislike of them transcends species
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
Yeah, was seeing what orv was thinking
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
Yeah, hundreds of them
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
Also cellar spiders are incredibly fucking useful
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
And are like a spider you shouldn't bother killing
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
when I was doing "security" during basic training a scorpion was in the mud with me but I couldn't move
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:25 AM
Look at how cute they are
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:26 AM
well I mean I could move but not move away
I had an M16 with no bullets though so I bashed that fucker
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:26 AM
We had camel spiders in iraq
They'd chase you down for your shadow
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:26 AM
Basic is basically your time to get to know shitty insects personally
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:27 AM
no that was my only bad insect/animal encounter
I was in the air force
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:27 AM
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:27 AM
fuck that, man
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 07:27 AM
2 spiders*
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:28 AM
holy fuck
OH HELL NO
can we talk about something else than spiders?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:28 AM
dicks
let's talk about dicks
let's get back on conan topic
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:29 AM
She says, jonesing for a game with giant spiders
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:29 AM
American soldiers would shoot the fuckers when they ran at them
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:29 AM
also why is a sergeant major holding that spider isntead of making a private do it
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 07:29 AM
cause he ain't no pussy
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:30 AM
Sergeants are just important privates
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:30 AM
A giant ass camel spider hauling ass across the desert to catch a guy in khaki with a rifle
I wasn't there though. Kinda wish I was. It would have been hilarious
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:30 AM
All while being harmless to humans
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:31 AM
My sergeants made a lot of jokes on your behalf while I was in basic
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:31 AM
um that doesn't look harmless
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:31 AM
They can cause some nasty sores
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:31 AM
on my behalf? personally?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:31 AM
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:31 AM
Camel spiders usually attach themselves to livestock and suck blood
Hence camel
I heard stories that they'd go suckle on the legs of sleeping soldiers too
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:32 AM
They won't kill you
Hence harmless :P
Percelus 07-Feb-17 07:32 AM
do they spread disease like ticks
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:32 AM
Wake up with one of those in your bunk and be funny(edited)
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:33 AM
Which is why making them fight whatever other creepy crawly thing you can find is doing god's own work
And/or setting them on fire or melting them in the horrible skydrol shit the tanks use for hydraulic fluid(edited)
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:33 AM
...
TrapBot 07-Feb-17 07:33 AM
Not enough parameters.
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:34 AM
lmao
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:34 AM
I'm tempted to click on some and laugh
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:34 AM
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:34 AM
Those bookmarks
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:34 AM
Don't judge me
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
BEAR-SONA!
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
Can, will
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
this man has some solid tastes though
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
I bookmarked anima I wanted to watch
And then never watched it
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
That fucking combat music jingle, I swear to god it's seared into my brain
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
nioh, horizon zero dawn, koei tecmo which hopefully means berserk mosou
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
Anime is garbage
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
The rest of my bookmarks are like
PoE builds
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:35 AM
Diablo 2 was a bad game
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:36 AM
rude and wrong
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:36 AM
I went and play D2 again recently
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:36 AM
I recognize that I am alone in my righteousness
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:36 AM
StarCraft 2 is a bad game
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:36 AM
It has a lot of problems that needed fixing
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:36 AM
i liked sc2's campaign in spite of it being really bad storytelling
but i cannot do multiplayer RTS games
I'm just bad at RTS
probably the genre i'm worst at
i play one and I'm like wow, this would be a lot more fun and tactical if it was fucking turn based
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:37 AM
gotta have an APM of 500 bruh
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:37 AM
meanwhile the fuckin korean on the other side is doing shit so fast his hands are a blur
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:37 AM
I need to put more time into Duelyst speaking of
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:37 AM
and has like each unit on a different monitor or some shit
duelyst seems cool and i've considered it
but i'm already juggling so many f2p titles
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
zzzz
I just play shadowverse
It's actually playable f2p
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
I only play Conan BUT I CAN'T
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
Compared to most card games
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
haha
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
If you reroll through your phone anyway
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
yeah i play hearthstone often enough, but duelyst being seemingly more of a tactics turn based deal than a card deal sets it apart
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:38 AM
Shadowverse is so painfully anime I won't touch it
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
My favorite thing to do in SC2 was to park a command center over some unusable island in the middle of nowhere then fight for a few minutes
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
Shadowverse has the anime problem
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
Looks like hammer switched host
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
But it's a better hearthstone
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
GG it and then tab out to do something else
Demiurge 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
EU server is back up
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
If they left, they got dinged
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
Don't really need an eu server
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
Pit People looks good and fun for pure turn based tactics
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
I only want to play on THE goon server
not these cheap imitations
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
So they'd spend like 30 minutes buildign up and eventually getting air units to scout me out with
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
US is perfectly playable with ping
Some minor hiccups
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
And yeah I'm in Duelyst for the tactics game rather than the cards
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
But I've had no issues
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:39 AM
As a bronze league scrub, it was amazing
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:40 AM
Something Dongful patch when
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:40 AM
Never
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:40 AM
guess I won't cut out of work early then
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:40 AM
this Redout game looks a whole lot like a more expensive version of Distance
both being kind of like F-Zero inspired racing games
though Distance is also heavy on obstacles and shit
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:41 AM
I was so bad at F-Zero
Percelus 07-Feb-17 07:41 AM
racing games peaked with diddy kong racing
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Oh also a really sweet thing that nioh did that other games don't do(edited)
Action mode vs movie mode
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:41 AM
helllll yeah
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:41 AM
I didn't mean shit thing, lmao
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:41 AM
whats that like?
is movie mode a different camera or is it the "pissbaby easy" setting?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:42 AM
Guess I will try that EU server though if Something Dongul isn't up when I get home
Since it's in Germany
and I am also in Germany
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:42 AM
Nah, it's resolution vs fps afaik
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:42 AM
ah
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:42 AM
Action is 60fps, movie/cinematic is 30fps and there is a variable
So nerds who want high fps can get high fps
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:43 AM
Next gen consoles ladies and germs
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:43 AM
It's like a first on console and that is kinda hilarious
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:43 AM
Metal Gear Rising didn't do that?
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:44 AM
Idk if it did
PS4Pro seems like a waste of money
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:44 AM
fuck is this 40k Sanctus Reach game supposed to actually emulate the boardgame vibe? cause that could be cool
Rejd 07-Feb-17 07:44 AM
REEEEEEEEEE #videogames
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:44 AM
get 'em
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:44 AM
NONE OF THESE NEW GUYS GO TO OTHER CHANNELS
IM JUST STAYING WHERE THE ACTION IS
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:45 AM
book 'em danno
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:45 AM
I mean, that's because like... We usually talk about conan and then get sidetracked
And it just flows kinda naturally
Rejd 07-Feb-17 07:45 AM
Fair enough
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:45 AM
yeah you see
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:45 AM
No he's lying they've been shitposting about anime all day
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:45 AM
theres a lot of philosophy that goes into BMW management
there's the naturalists
and then there's the controllers who demand on-topic all the time
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:46 AM
I feel moving channels breaks the flow of chat
So I prefer to derail here instead
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:46 AM
I regrettably aided them by creating the most powerful tool of all
the SHOE AUDIT
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:46 AM
i am just waiting for the server to update and for the cool kids to get on
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:46 AM
Also yeah, we can't actually play right now
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:46 AM
you will be waiting 1-12 hours, Cynthia
Rejd 07-Feb-17 07:46 AM
Should have left the game running the entire time!
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
a SHOE AUDIT being when someone goes off topic and someone calls them out, they're supposed to take a picture of the shoe they're wearing (or put some footware on) and somewhere include a timestamp/name
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
well the update is most important
i can entertain myself
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
@Rejd I would but you know, I had to relog and I'm in aus, so reconnecting is hard
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
yeah i should have left the game running
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
it's not as bad as a ban, but it's enough bullshit effort involved to be a hassle and dissuade off topic discussion
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
I have to pretty much quit the client to rejoin
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
thankfully, at this moment SHOE AUDITS are not popular
and free-chat reigns
Rejd 07-Feb-17 07:47 AM
Yeah even with the steambrowser it's kind of a hit or miss kinda thing
sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:48 AM
there you go getting off topic again foreskin
you just can't stop
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:48 AM
It doesn't pop up for me at all
@Prude shoe audit, you went off topic
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:48 AM
i prepaid a lot of shoe audits
by doing the best one
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:48 AM
I wasn't on the server
Literally
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:48 AM
bazinga
Rejd 07-Feb-17 07:49 AM
Check #porn pins for the ultimate audit
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:49 AM
I'm not entering that chat
Ever(edited)
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:49 AM
correction, that wasn't an audit
Jack rolled trips
and asked us all to post assholes
i'm the only one who did
because i'm a NIGGA WHO WOULD
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:49 AM
nice I shouldn't have went there cause I'm at work but I did it
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:49 AM
very hairy!
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:50 AM
You work in a school, don't you?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:50 AM
Elementary school
yea
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:50 AM
...
I'm in pain
Also I am said that the bot trigger command is also my favourite response line
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:51 AM
guess we'll find out if daddy Trump is watching my computer
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:51 AM
Idk why you don't just use your phone
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:51 AM
no service here
I was using my phone earlier
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
Ahh damn :/
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
also I hate typing on the phone
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
fat fingers?
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
You're a horrible mosnter
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
no I actually have small hands like Trump
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
I just checked the pins
Rejd 07-Feb-17 07:52 AM
I mean you could always run sshd on your homepc and use it as a socks proxy
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:53 AM
The fuck is with the taylor/Kanye thing?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:53 AM
well, see, he once interrupted her at a VMA ceremony
and the rest is history
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:53 AM
"History"
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:53 AM
Oh shit, I never cared enough to actually find out who he interrupted
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:54 AM
oh the shit ashy posted?
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:54 AM
where?
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:54 AM
it's because @Taylor SWifTT has always had a bit where he freaks out over people sexualizing real life Tay
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:54 AM
Can't be as bad as the Emma Watson shit
There was a accurate to the second timer for when she would eb 18 and thus all the horrible porn edits wouldn't be CP anymore
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:55 AM
just wait, now that she's in Beauty and the Beast there will be beastiality Emma Watson porn
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:55 AM
Ahahaha, my sweet summer child, you think there isn't tons already?
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:55 AM
People are fucked
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 07:56 AM
Lack of goonconan has driven us to madness
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 07:56 AM
welp time to go do some actual work I guess
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:56 AM
Sucker
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 07:56 AM
We were mad, damned souls long before Goonconan abandoned us to the endless desert of enui
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:57 AM
god i love the search function
Edd 07-Feb-17 07:57 AM
I mean, I'm about to go to sleep and not able to play conan for like another 16 hours lmao
Prude 07-Feb-17 07:57 AM
i'm trying to find a particular post and I run across shit like this
Orv 07-Feb-17 07:57 AM
Coward
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 07:59 AM
i thought you wanted to live on the edge
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 08:00 AM
creep
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
Why is your foot
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
People who complain about derails are worse than any war criminals
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
Shiny?
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
because i put a condom over my foot
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
Oh
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
because @Hazlen was being a drunk bitlord
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
You're weird
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
and demanded a shoe audit from ME
HE WHO CREATED SHOE AUDITS
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
I saw something similar in a porno once
Hint: The foot went up someone's ass
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
so I decided to put a condom over my foot and call it a shoe
look maybe you had to be there
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:01 AM
And yeah, derails are kinda natural, you can't really avoid them
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 08:04 AM
If anything its a sock and you still owe us a shoe audit.
Also your off topic now you definitely are being shoe audited.
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:04 AM
Lol why do you have a condom
It's not like you use then
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:04 AM
that's why i put it on my foot
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:04 AM
Them
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:04 AM
because condom sex isn't real sex
so they're better as shoes
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:05 AM
Let me clarify: you don't have the opportunity to use them
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 08:05 AM
i agree
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:05 AM
That timing was pretty good tbh
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:05 AM
i make every possible attempt to not have to when the opportunity does arise, however
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:05 AM
Yes hello police, i just witnessed an attempted murder
No he missed
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:05 AM
hahaha
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:06 AM
this is one thing Ashy was good for
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:06 AM
Owned imo
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:06 AM
he UNDERSTOOD this whole bit
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:06 AM
I will delete all Internet accounts
I will delete all Internet accounts
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:07 AM
This is why you don't do stupid shit on the internet
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:07 AM
Commit Internet seppuku
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:07 AM
I just do stupid shit on snapchat
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:07 AM
doing stupid stuff on the internet is actually really good(edited)
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:08 AM
I once posted my dong on ratemycock.com when I was 17
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:08 AM
Do whatever the fuck you like as long as it's consensual
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 08:08 AM
god damn I'm glad that I grew up before the internet was a thing
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:08 AM
I do not consent to this pending topic
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:09 AM
Fuck
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:10 AM
serrrverrrrrrr
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:10 AM
I got a lot of votes
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:10 AM
Dead and gay
Both dick and server
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:10 AM
Oh that actually sent. My phone said it didnt
Fuck my phone
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:11 AM
Yeah mine is being funky about refreshing
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:11 AM
some people actually got on the server?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:11 AM
They didn't leave it or close their clients I'm guessing
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:12 AM
It's up now on the previous patch
It was also desyncing really badly
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:12 AM
Hm I will disable my Internet when I get home so I don't download the patch...open Conan then re enable
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:12 AM
Also some hilarious fuckery happened with me
Which was cool
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:13 AM
So is the story of the Linux server being the best a lie!?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:13 AM
Oh oops, I said to TT that'd I'd proof read his guide more
But I didn't
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:13 AM
I'm going to do drugs and see if they kill me
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:13 AM
Sounds fun
Hope they don't kill you, because like, that doesnt' sound fun
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:14 AM
Sleep is the cousin of death after all
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:14 AM
Real talk: Do I get nioh?
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 08:14 AM
no
Scuba Steve 07-Feb-17 08:14 AM
When you get old enough to relax your standards enough, they're pretty interchangable
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:14 AM
What is that some gay anime trash
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:15 AM
I wasn't sold by the betas
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:15 AM
Looks really replayable though
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:15 AM
Shi-ne, baka gaijin
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:15 AM
So idk
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:15 AM
oh god, the channels changed
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:16 AM
Also the server is up if you haven't updated conan yet, @OmarCominYo
Also we lost all of our stuff
And so did everyone else
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:16 AM
RIP
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:16 AM
it wiped?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:16 AM
Got all of our crafting stations and shit
But the bug about every container being wiped?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:16 AM
I'll gather some stuff before I pass out, don't have a lot of recipes yet though
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:17 AM
If you accidentally update, you won't get in btw
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:17 AM
it wiped because they brought the server upyesterday BEFORE the patch that fixed the wiping
so..........
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:17 AM
But if you guys get off how will I join the clab
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:17 AM
Yeah haha
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:17 AM
Piss in rip
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:18 AM
@GoGoGadget picer will be on in a bit I assume, probably around the time the server gets put up again, hopefully
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:18 AM
everyone who cant get in has the patch that "fixes" deployyables disappearing
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:18 AM
No it's a newer partch
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:18 AM
yesterdays patch "fixed it"
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:18 AM
There was a patch a few hours back
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:18 AM
They've done two unnoted patches since then
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
oh nice
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
'- Fixed potential server crash with chat system.
- Fixed a server crash that could occur when "actors" left the world.
- Postpone steam connection until the map is loaded (should help servers timing out)
- Physx will now run on multiple threads on the server which should improve performance.
- Thralls will now attack other human NPCs.
- Thralls now change ownership on joining guilds.
- Fixed exploit that could occur when players crafted foundations.
- When joining a server that server will also be favorited automatically.'
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Dude fuuuuuck dell 780s and fuck the cheap ass us government
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Oh right that one got notes
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
last night when the server came up
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Yeah, not a bad patch tbh
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 08:19 AM
i was getting server mismatch
and that fix patch was the only one live
so its 3 patches behind if they havent done anything
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:20 AM
I'm getting the same thing
server mismatch but I'm updaetd.
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:20 AM
We could get on right before the most recent patch
But they haven't updated to the newest patch yet
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:20 AM
RIP
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:20 AM
It's just a matter of waiting until someone can do it
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:20 AM
Looks like there was a game update a couple of hours ago
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:21 AM
Yeah, TT disappeared a few hours before that
Oh well, there will be a bunch of hiccups this week, no point worrying too much
Game is only getting better
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:23 AM
yes indeed. particularly pleased with the stability patches rather than constant new content a la ark.
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:26 AM
Wow, I just posted on SA
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:26 AM
How many dudes play on the EU Riddle of Steel server?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:27 AM
Wtf is wrong witht he world
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:27 AM
I'm going to play on there if Something Dongful isn't up when I get home
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:27 AM
Idk how many people can play there
But I can't play there :<
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:27 AM
fuck straya cunt
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:27 AM
400 ping would be too much
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:28 AM
Wait you have 400 ping to a server in Germany but 200 to one in the US? Shouldn't it be about the same?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:28 AM
We go directly to the us
There is a cable that goes across the ocean
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:29 AM
lies
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:29 AM
look at aus
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:29 AM
oh so we can build a network cable across the entire fucking pacific ocean but Trump wants to build a wall across our southern border and everyone loses their mind
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:29 AM
That isn't including land cables, obviously
But east coast aus can't easily get to europe
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:30 AM
#MAGA?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:30 AM
And our land infrastructure is shit right now
So yeah
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:31 AM
have you ever encountered a kangaroo?
I used to think they were cool but with how recent events have unfolded they seem like jerks
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:32 AM
They're hulking jerklords(edited)
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 08:32 AM
what chu say?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:32 AM
I've seen some in zoos and shit
Mostly wallabies
Our farm at night was interesting
If the paddock was open
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:33 AM
If someone tried to take a kangaroo to court it'd just punch the jury to death and leave
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:33 AM
It was just full of fucking wallabies
Like 30+ of them
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 08:34 AM
thats how they got the term kangaroo cour
t
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:34 AM
are wallabies like the nice version of kangaroos?
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:34 AM
Smaller, less jacked
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:34 AM
Same taxonomic family
Sometimes same genus
Kangaroos are like the 6 biggest wallabies
Well, 6 biggest in the family
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:35 AM
.i the more you know
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:35 AM
Which are the macropods
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 08:35 AM
kangaroos have three vaginas
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:36 AM
All of which look exactly the fucking same
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:36 AM
pretty sure when I grew up thinking I liked kangaroos I actually liked swamp wallabies
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Oh yeah
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Anyone still playing on the server?
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Kangaroos can drown things
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Can't play on the server as its not updated 😛
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Like it's something they do when threatened
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
its 0/70 now was 2/70 half an hour ago
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Alright then
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
They'll go into water and down you
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Since TT isn't here right now I guess I'll try.
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
server ded
no pubbies will be back
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
Oh god, you are gonna make it explode
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
No, server is up and running, just not current version
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
but rip, no sudo access to stop the service.
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
no I mean the pop
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
as there was yet ANOTHER update
I bet Kims was all like "Fuck this, Im going to bed"
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:38 AM
I hope TT/Kim/someone can write an upgrade script that can be run
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:39 AM
Hopefully
Especially since they are releasing patches daily
at least
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:40 AM
Also holy fuck
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:40 AM
It's like this game is Alpha and is buggy
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:41 AM
Apparently kangaroos disembowl wild dogs
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:41 AM
Kangaroos are assholes
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:41 AM
They catch them with their forepaws and then pushing with their legs(edited)
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:41 AM
I dont live in Aus and even I know that
Watchout for those Drop Bears though
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:41 AM
sounds like kangaroos need to be genocided
gonna change my name to Kangaroo Genocide
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:42 AM
ask them how well that went when they tried it on emus
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:42 AM
They can afford to lose another war
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:43 AM
Look, we did lots of dumb shit
Okay
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:43 AM
That's my favorite piece of Australian history
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:43 AM
yeah like support the US in every war since WW1
where was the US at when you needed them against the emus?
nowhere
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:44 AM
Where was the us when trump was a dick to us?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:44 AM
protesting him
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:44 AM
That said, Trump eventually tried to be cool with Australia
Because I think he realised we are their greatest allies
And I'm still not sure how the fuck that happened
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:44 AM
Because we both hate England
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:45 AM
History does not explain why the us and aus became allies
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:45 AM
"Summarizing the culls, ornithologist Dominic Serventy commented:

The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:45 AM
The US is the estranged older brother of Australia, that's why
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:45 AM
ive got to admin, mowing down a TON of dumb birds at once would feel really cool
so i do kind of feel bad for the gunners in that respect
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:45 AM
I mean, aus is still friends with england though
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:46 AM
So is the US
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:46 AM
emus are fucking scary tbh
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:46 AM
We're like the little bitch of the UK and the US
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:46 AM
But we both were kinda like "eh, fuck you dad"
but Australia stayed at home because they had school to finish
Prude 07-Feb-17 08:46 AM
they and ostriches/cassowarys and such feel like the closest to dinosaurs
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:46 AM
while the US went off to college
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:47 AM
The US is the rebellious big brother that the younger Aus looks up to
OmarCominYo 07-Feb-17 08:47 AM
the US hates england and emus now tbqh
also brown people
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:47 AM
Well, that our politicians look up to
While we perpetually make fun of our shitty political system
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:47 AM
fuck off cunt
look I am Australian
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:48 AM
Really? I thought you were Scottish
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:48 AM
no I'm American but I aspire to be the link between the US and Australia
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:48 AM
Scotts aren't people
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:48 AM
Did you complain about asians, foreigners, boat people or any other minority/majority group?
If no
you aren't australian
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
Orv, I'm half not a person
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
Only about French people
because they can't drive
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
I honestly wish australia wasn't so ironically racist
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
I'm sorry Rob, I really thought I liked you
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
When I get behind an F license plate on the autobahn I know I'm in for a bad time
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
Because it is one of the most diverse places in the world
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:49 AM
Could be worse, I could be 3/5ths of a person
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:50 AM
Every country in the world is racist
it's only the diverse ones that get shit about it though
because....they have people that are actually affected by it
Like Germany? Racist as fuck. But there are no black people
They stare even harder than they normally do when there is one, though
Japan? Super fucking racist. No black people though
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:51 AM
I mean, isn't japan also pretty bad for anyone who isn't japanese?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:52 AM
I wasn't allowed in a strip club in Tokyo. It was the first time in my life that my white privilege worked against me
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:52 AM
We need to nuke Japan again
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:52 AM
japan is hella racist but it's not really as overt as in australia tbh
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:52 AM
They didn't get the message the first two times
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:52 AM
In that moment I felt the lashes of a thousand taskmaster's whips
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:52 AM
I mean, they didn't have the cronulla riots
shudders
Like fuck, that was a thing
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:53 AM
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:53 AM
I'm starting to dislike Germans
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:53 AM
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:53 AM
But I hear it's only the area I live in that is so uppity
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:54 AM
yeah that amazing picture of a bunch of dipshit bogans beating on and throwing beer at some poor non-white guy is pretty intense
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:54 AM
Like old men will fucking come stare at my yard and scoff if there is one dog turd in the whole yard
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:54 AM
I'm not a grammar nazi, I'm just alt-write
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:54 AM
It's so bad that bogans are a thing in aus
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:55 AM
@Rejd confirm or deny that Rheinland-Pfalz is the worst place to live in Germany
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:55 AM
I seen people with 'proud bogan' tattoos when I lived there
fuck up
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:55 AM
Hey y'all, update on the server: TT will update it Soon™
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:55 AM
You lived in aus?
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:55 AM
yeah, lived in brisbane for 3 years
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:55 AM
Rip
I'm sorry
Orv 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
Oh yeah like I'll believe it at this point Rej
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
it was mostly fine tbh
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
he's a lying german
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
Can confirm that TT is aware of the server needing an update
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
And yes, Nordrhein-Westfalen is the place to be
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
I bet Rejd stares at yards and scoffs all day
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:56 AM
hah
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:57 AM
powerful scoffs too
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:57 AM
And by soon I mean as soon as he's done driving to work.
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:57 AM
Honestly Australia is not too bad, except when it's political racism
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:57 AM
He might fix sudoers so us plebs can stop, update and restart the server as needed.
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:57 AM
yeah like the casual racism is no worse than any other white majority country i've lived in
but putting people in deathcamps
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
We've improved a lot since the since cronulla riots
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
oh shit I didn't realize you lived so close to me @Rejd
Martout 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
is kinda different thing
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
maybe I'll come rape your asshole
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
Please don't 😦
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
Yeah, the detention centers shouldn't exsit at all
Fuck them
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
You only may do so if you're a refugee
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
I'm an American refugee
Rejd 07-Feb-17 08:58 AM
Doesn't count
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 08:59 AM
http://orf.at/static/images/site/news/2017026/everysecondcountsoesterreichbody_n.4737330.jpg
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:00 AM
So apparently I just convinced myself that I'm gonna disrupt my day of study by going and buying nioh tomorrow
By study I mean research
Martout 07-Feb-17 09:00 AM
@Edd surely a nine year old bashing his head against a wall until death was just being obnoxious and trying to weasel his way onto the mainland!
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:00 AM
@Martout I... I fucking hate my government
Martout 07-Feb-17 09:01 AM
systematic abuse? what systematic abuse? prevents doctors and journalists from interviewing detainees
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:01 AM
I've heard the UN resolves issues outside of the public eye(edited)
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:01 AM
WTF
Fuck this
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:01 AM
So I assume they are talking to the aussie government
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:02 AM
I'm voting against fucking Angela Merkel
she's stifling my rights as a US refugee
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 09:02 AM
She'll atleast hold your hands when you go down stairs
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:04 AM
Gonna vote Alternative für Deutschland
I know Rejd does
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:05 AM
Idk what german politics are like from an internal perspective
Rejd 07-Feb-17 09:05 AM
I honestly don't even know who to vote for anymore
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:05 AM
But at last she has a spine I guess?
Rejd 07-Feb-17 09:05 AM
Hahaha no
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:06 AM
She doesn't?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:06 AM
Angela Merkel has a silly haircut you can't vote for her
she looks like me nan
oh shit it's time to go home
bye suckers I'll be back
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:06 AM
You might actually have perfect timing
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 09:07 AM
@GoGoGadget too late i already got @Rejd 's asshole (edited)
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:07 AM
I'm up for a double-barrel
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:08 AM
I... have 29 posts on SA now
Orv 07-Feb-17 09:08 AM
Yeah that's awful
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:08 AM
I'm at like 7 posts per year (rounded down)
Orv 07-Feb-17 09:09 AM
Mods?
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:10 AM
j4g
Orv 07-Feb-17 09:10 AM
Mods?
Quit double posting Discord
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:10 AM
Phone?
Orv 07-Feb-17 09:10 AM
Yeah
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:10 AM
I still don't know what causes it
Orv 07-Feb-17 09:11 AM
I'm going through wifi so I assume it's dropping before sending then reconnecting
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:11 AM
I've narrowed it down edd
To the phone
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:12 AM
Probably also just poorly coded
Different group of people to the desktop version iirc
@GoGoGadget I'm gonna crash, so yeah, just send @Picer a message when the server is up
Same goes for any cool goons not in BMW (euro or otherwise)
BlackFaceMayhem 07-Feb-17 09:30 AM
@GoGoGadget idk dude Munich is about as uppity as you can get in Germany.
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:31 AM
I'm told the Kaiserslautern area specifically is really bad
like a German told me that even she thinks they're uppity here
fuck it made me update
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:38 AM
Server should be working at some point soon, so don't worry too much
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:38 AM
that's what they always say, Edd!
Then 12 hours later it still isn't!
I can't even get Riddle of Steel to show up in my ingame browser and I live in Germany
where it's hosted
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:44 AM
Set a launch command?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:44 AM
but voice chat
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:45 AM
That doesn't change, does it?
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:45 AM
server was up, waiting for update
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:45 AM
I have never had voice chat work on a server that I don't join via the ingame browser
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:45 AM
Oh, idk
I just use discord
But I did have someone talk to me in game once
iFriend 07-Feb-17 09:50 AM
you really gonna vote afd luigi?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:50 AM
no i can't vote I'm a US citizen
iFriend 07-Feb-17 09:50 AM
oic
thank god 😛
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:51 AM
I thank God I was born in America every day, son
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 09:51 AM
Server Auto update script isn't in yet so we're still manually updating... but everyone is at work again.
iFriend 07-Feb-17 09:52 AM
let's hope you'll say the same in a few years
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:52 AM
only if the wall is built
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 09:53 AM
The wall just got 10 feet taller
iFriend 07-Feb-17 09:53 AM
heh, isn't a german company delivering the concrete for the wall?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 09:53 AM
pretty sure no one has picked up the contract for it yet because it's retarded
and there won't be an America in a few years
so I hope Germany is ready to step up its game
round three, fuckers, this time no one will stop them
Percelus 07-Feb-17 09:56 AM
when are the new official servers going up
Orv 07-Feb-17 09:57 AM
Next year
Orv 07-Feb-17 10:06 AM
If the server is not up by the time The Fugitive is over I will end a life
hindered 07-Feb-17 10:08 AM
we all have to make sacrifices ☦
hail yog
Rejd 07-Feb-17 10:19 AM
@here Server updated to new version
Go hogwild
Goko Smoek Wede 07-Feb-17 10:19 AM
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:20 AM
Maybe I will finally get a chance to get on.
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:20 AM
@everyone CONAN SERVER IS UP WITH NO PASSWORD. SOON IS NOW. LOGIN AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS
IT IS TIME
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 10:20 AM
god bless america
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:20 AM
Seriously though. Thanks for working hard. MAX DONG SLIDERS for you guys!
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:21 AM
i have no friends
except ifriend
SomeZer0 07-Feb-17 10:21 AM
is it still at 38.130.223.197:7777 ?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:23 AM
my name irl is max dong slider
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:24 AM
Edd 07-Feb-17 10:25 AM
@GoGoGadget sorry man, just hitting the sack now. I'm sure Picer will be on soon :p
Not sure if @OmarCominYo can invite
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 10:26 AM
rip server
vanityset 07-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Yeah RIP
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:26 AM
it'll come back up
I uh
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 10:26 AM
cya guys tomorrow
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:26 AM
we forgot to log out of the box correctly
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 10:27 AM
lol
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:27 AM
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:28 AM
hahaha
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 10:28 AM
lol
that was actually a lot faster
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:28 AM
I am stuck watching half rendered mountains and the clouds go by
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 10:28 AM
and sounds like it would be a lot faster still now that you got that part figured out
lol
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:30 AM
I knew it was a lie
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:30 AM
is this a "we'll tell you when it's back up" situation or is it just gonna pop back up
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:30 AM
its up! aaaand it's down!
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:30 AM
Much like my penis
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:30 AM
Guess I'm going to join an RP server
Percelus 07-Feb-17 10:30 AM
truly this is the gooniest server
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:31 AM
.i frog eating slow motion
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:31 AM
Just Badmins
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:31 AM
so slow it just doesnt ever happen
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:31 AM
are you gonna roleplay as luigi and jump on people and hit the mwith hammers
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:32 AM
im gonna rp a rper
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 10:32 AM
they are working on it
it will be up soon
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:32 AM
Someone tripped over the plug
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:33 AM
Cynthia right now
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:34 AM
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:34 AM
@here we discovered a bug when we brought it back up, working on the fix now
inkel 07-Feb-17 10:34 AM
The bug is that goons are the worst
Percelus 07-Feb-17 10:34 AM
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Love that Early Access!
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:35 AM
.i it space computer fire
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Damnit bot
inkel 07-Feb-17 10:36 AM
we've discovered a bug in the bot. it will be back up soon
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:36 AM
At this point
we're patching Funcom's server shit for themn
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:36 AM
what's the bug? dongs extending forever?
leave it in
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:36 AM
Funcom, where the "fun" never ends
inkel 07-Feb-17 10:36 AM
that needs to be the first mod on the server
extreme dongs mod
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 10:37 AM
its a mobius strip of fun
it never ends
but it never starts, either(edited)
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:37 AM
It did run for about 12 hours solid
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:38 AM
Look if I have to watch Jane the Virgin with my wife all night again
I will die
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:39 AM
god that show is fucking cancer
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:39 AM
Hazlen, and then it was down for 12 more 😄
vanityset 07-Feb-17 10:39 AM
i find it ridiculous that a company in 2017 that made a multiplayer game that requires server hosting wouldn't by default include the ability to run said server on a linux machine
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:39 AM
EA!
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:39 AM
DAMN YOU STEVE JOBS
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
Thanks Bill Gates
vanityset 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
and that goons have to put a server together with duct tape and prayers and dreams in order to get a server that runs well
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
What do we call a game that's below Alpha state?
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
pre-alpha
inkel 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
maybe kimsemus & others can send Funcom an invoice for contracting work, getting their servers to run on linux
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
Below that?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
post-concept
TEKNOIR 07-Feb-17 10:40 AM
Nice job Funcom!
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:41 AM
well I'm going to go get a Doner Teller mit Reis
bye
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:42 AM
Fuck yeah
Doner
forge 07-Feb-17 10:42 AM
whats wrong with the server exactly?
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 10:42 AM
now i want a doner
Prude 07-Feb-17 10:43 AM
tfw you love doner but still wanna remove kebab
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:43 AM
forge 07-Feb-17 10:43 AM
after getting killed on the twitch streamer server
i couldnt bring myself to wait around for it last night
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:43 AM
404
forge 07-Feb-17 10:43 AM
so i went to bed
just wondering what the bug is that kims talking about
if it was just setting issue
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
probably the whole game
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
forge 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
or something else
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
the whole game is a big bug
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
^
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
Runs better than Ark out of the box
BlackFaceMayhem 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
Potential workaround for the crafting station bug
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5sktxm/howtopreventthecraftingbug/
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
The dangers of EA!
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
yea
forge 07-Feb-17 10:44 AM
if only we could merge aos devs ability to build networking and run the servers
with funcoms design
there are two clear companies that could benefit from a merger
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 10:46 AM
im going to merge my balls with the sand once the server comes up
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:46 AM
im gonna create a games company with notch and molyneux at the helm
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:46 AM
So you're not going to create games then?
inkel 07-Feb-17 10:46 AM
don't forget Christ Roberts
forge 07-Feb-17 10:46 AM
is that supposed to be good
i cant detect the sarcasm here ruggan help
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:47 AM
i dont know
sometimes I just type shit without paying attention to what I'm saying
forge 07-Feb-17 10:47 AM
im pretty sure
peter is the gaming worlds bono
like 99%
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:47 AM
yeah
I like the parody molyneux twitter
forge 07-Feb-17 10:48 AM
i never did figure out that cube shit
i have never seen that
forge 07-Feb-17 10:48 AM
post url
haha
forge 07-Feb-17 10:49 AM
is this seriously a troll account
this shit is totally believable that he would come up with them
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:49 AM
yea
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 10:49 AM
One word: Godus
Orv 07-Feb-17 10:51 AM
PeterMolydeux is a fucking treasure
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:51 AM
yea there are some funny ones
Orv 07-Feb-17 10:52 AM
There's one gimmick account for me though
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:52 AM
is the current ongoing fix like an hour to eight hour sort of fix, or like a five minutes sort of fix?
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:53 AM
We should get dsmart in here
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:53 AM
The server will be back up momentarily. There is nothing one fire and no one has been injured.
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 10:53 AM
I laugh every time I see his name in the SA discord
forge 07-Feb-17 10:54 AM
is there a goon that goes by peterm
i never really payed attention
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:55 AM
yeah he changed his name to 2 Men and a Gayby
forge 07-Feb-17 10:56 AM
i always tell my wife that LG is actually indeed lauren mayberry
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:57 AM
wow really?
i just hide all traces of gaming and something awful from my wife
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 10:58 AM
I killed my wife
forge 07-Feb-17 10:58 AM
my wife is sometimes come by and read the chat
sigh and leave
Ruggan 07-Feb-17 10:58 AM
lol
forge 07-Feb-17 10:59 AM
I see that kim is playing ruggan
you should join
Rejd 07-Feb-17 10:59 AM
And it's running as intended now
forge 07-Feb-17 10:59 AM
trumptrain trying to hold goons down!
trump
what was wrong
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 10:59 AM
how long till we can join the server?
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 10:59 AM
it was a buncha bad hombres
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 10:59 AM
@here IT IS BACK UP GO PLAY YOU FUCKS
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
forge 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
kim what happened?
Rejd 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
I'm apparently a dumb gay baby, tried to restart the game process through unintended means
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
I'M AT WORK NOW
forge 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
oh
so did it not close out
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
I WASN'T WORKING YESTERDAY
forge 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
and take a huge shit?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
Of COURSE it's Trump's fault
Rejd 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
But hey I ran the update~
Ofaloaf 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
AND THE SERVER WAS GONNA BE UP SOON
BUT NOW I'M AT WORK
CAPS LOCK
forge 07-Feb-17 11:00 AM
so what you are really saying is we dont have to wait for TT to get home
which is good
Rejd 07-Feb-17 11:01 AM
Eventually TT will have a nice fancy way for it to auto update and restart when required through a single button push
forge 07-Feb-17 11:01 AM
nope
funcom will fuck something up
they will read his post
and then recode the shit
to NOT run with wine
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:01 AM
what's the full name of the server again?
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 11:01 AM
kys
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:02 AM
cool I found it thanks
forge 07-Feb-17 11:02 AM
were there actually any pubbies on it last night
or whenever it came up yesterday?
Orv 07-Feb-17 11:02 AM
For a bit yeah
At least five
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 11:03 AM
Is it safe to put stuff in chests now?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 11:03 AM
i'll find out
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 11:04 AM
so the goon server
never happened right
oh shit its u[
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 11:08 AM
Each time its down
its come up faster and faster
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 11:08 AM
looks like chests might be bugged
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 11:08 AM
I think they're working out a lot of the issues
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 11:14 AM
Good job team!!
Now go play, goons!!(edited)
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:16 AM
Goon server? I haven't heard that name in years.
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 11:17 AM
goon sever
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:22 AM
Actually alive now because I cannot find it.
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 11:22 AM
damn
sucks that it was down yesterday when Iw as off
and now its up and I'm at work and then going to a movie!!!!!
damn youuuu
hindered 07-Feb-17 11:23 AM
quit your job and neglect all social obligations
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:23 AM
Oh wait, I found it
Do we have a build area yet or are we still fucking around?
forge 07-Feb-17 11:33 AM
eonwe what movie
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 11:46 AM
ghost in the shell - 1995
I wanted to see su bbed but
it was sold out so
dubbed it is
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 11:47 AM
rip
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:47 AM
woops
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
Rejd you fuck
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
That mas my fault. I was doing too well.
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
pls dont kill me elefant
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
itll come back up
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
Kimsemus says it'll be an hour
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
was testing something
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 11:48 AM
server went down again?
i was fighting a rhino i prob lost all my stuff 😦
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 11:49 AM
YOu didn't lose it, it's still on your corpse
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:49 AM
you mess with a rhino and you get the horns, kid
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 11:49 AM
if the server went down i doubt it'll still be there
Rejd 07-Feb-17 11:50 AM
It's back up again, TT had to test something
Orv 07-Feb-17 11:50 AM
Supposedly the server is now not gay(edited)
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 11:50 AM
im gay
Rejd 07-Feb-17 11:50 AM
No worries! Promise!
It's gonna be great
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 11:50 AM
@here back up
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:51 AM
coo
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 11:51 AM
dafuq 'Could not connect to server. Auth failed'
BattleEye :argh:
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 11:51 AM
I'm in
get rekt
Toonces 07-Feb-17 11:51 AM
Where are we building this time?
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 11:51 AM
I hope a hyene skull fucks you
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 11:52 AM
@here sorry about that, I was testing something and it went off. Kind of like when I discovered masturbation, I was only cleaning it and it went off.
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 11:52 AM
yep corpse gone lol
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 11:55 AM
lets see if I got rekt by a scorpion while passed out
SomeZer0 07-Feb-17 11:56 AM
where is the server's data center located?
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 11:57 AM
Dallas
SomeZer0 07-Feb-17 11:57 AM
ok then my 120+ ping is something on my end. thanks
Commoners 07-Feb-17 12:02 PM
i think the majority of my gameplay in this is loading into the game and then getting kicked back to menu, which also takes forever to load
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 12:21 PM
not if you're on a SSD
takes 10 seconds for me to load
if that long
SomeZer0 07-Feb-17 12:21 PM
yeah i need to move this over to my ssd
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 12:22 PM
for sure
after i loaded my first game onto my SSD.. they all go there now. i can't go back
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 12:26 PM
why have an SSD and NOT put it on there?
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 12:28 PM
IP for the server and so on still the same as in the Pin?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 12:28 PM
should be my dude
or you can find it via searching
something dongful
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 12:29 PM
molto bene
just wasn't sure with it going up and down that something might have changed
hrm the IP isn't responding to the server browser nor can I find it in the listing
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 12:38 PM
Open console with tilde and use the open command with the ip
See if you can join that way
Orv 07-Feb-17 12:38 PM
Kims the server is gay again
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 12:38 PM
i'll give it a shot, I just tried it with the steam server view
Orv 07-Feb-17 12:38 PM
Desyncing hard
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 12:47 PM
@here does anyone have any goony screenshots of shit we have done? Upgrading the Guide and need more visuals.
Fallout 07-Feb-17 12:48 PM
I took screenshots of the gates of the 193 base
Hoodrow Trillson 07-Feb-17 12:48 PM
yeah fuck this. not doing the runback because stupid goon drama has caused a splinter, where cool kids get a locked discord channel and everyone else gets an open one, where goons attack the other totally not ENEMIES U GUYZ goon group destroying their beds before pubbies even join the server.
Fallout 07-Feb-17 12:48 PM
if you want that
Hoodrow Trillson 07-Feb-17 12:49 PM
have fun hope pubbies join ur server I'm waiting until official servers are up
Rejd 07-Feb-17 12:49 PM
Well
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 12:50 PM
bye felicia
Cynthia_Dutch 07-Feb-17 12:50 PM
butthurt because you are not a cool kid?
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 12:51 PM
I mean I always get picked last so nothing new for me
vanityset 07-Feb-17 12:52 PM
i'm gay and want to play in a group with 70 goons and we'll completely fill the server and build huge fuckoff bases and no one will be able to join so we never have to fight anyone or raid anyone in this pvp survival game
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 12:53 PM
im looking for this screenshot:
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 12:53 PM
i'm gay and want to play in a group with 700 goons, but this is the best i can do for now
Rejd 07-Feb-17 12:55 PM
I just want to hammer dudes
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 12:55 PM
Hammer
Wait. 🤔
Rejd 07-Feb-17 12:57 PM
hmm
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 12:57 PM
@Eonwe where are they playing ghost in the shell 1995 at? Alamo?
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 12:58 PM
Man
That guy went FULL RETARD
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:00 PM
I have a few pics at home I'll see if any are good enough
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 01:01 PM
yea
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:01 PM
Too busy hammering Kim~
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:02 PM
🍆
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 01:03 PM
tfw when not getting hammered
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:05 PM
Tfw rejd hammers you from behind
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:07 PM
can't take thralls because npcs aren't spawning in at all
two day cycles later their props spawn in, but no npcs 😦
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:07 PM
Anything placed too close?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:07 PM
Nope
Tangerine 07-Feb-17 01:07 PM
Anyone from BMW on that can invite?
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:07 PM
Because that very much sounds like something has been built too close to the spawn
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:07 PM
Spawns are totally clear unless someone placed stealth stuff, but I assume props wouldn't spawn in if that was the case right?
there's maybe one npc spawn that is compromised, but it was working all day yesterday
and I haven't built in that direction any further
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:08 PM
Even a single bedroll or standing torch will cause problems
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:08 PM
None of those present
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:09 PM
And it's about 5 times the range of the landclaim radius
Commoners 07-Feb-17 01:09 PM
yup, I was scouring the area to look for stuff and there was nothing I could see
I just wanna find a taskmaster somewhere so I can actually train thralls at a not snail pace
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 01:12 PM
@Rejd hey, I found a bug on the script.
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:12 PM
Not suprised
Nonpoint 07-Feb-17 01:13 PM
If you arent in the "CoolConaners" group you are the servers early access pubbies
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:16 PM
if you guys make your own clans and want your own channels just ask, jeeze.
We've explained why bmw was separated many times.
Toonces 07-Feb-17 01:18 PM
Hello friends
Jacada 07-Feb-17 01:20 PM
why is this game 30 euros
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:20 PM
Because dong slider.
Toonces 07-Feb-17 01:21 PM
Hey, are we builing a fortresson SOmething DOngful or what?
Wow, caps problems.
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 01:22 PM
this is a lot of tears over a few steps, garbage, and a bed
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:23 PM
grab some peeps and start building
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:23 PM
^
Hyboria Is your oyster
Nonpoint 07-Feb-17 01:27 PM
did they address the walk through walls on login thing yet?
hindered 07-Feb-17 01:31 PM
they tried a bit, but i dont think it was a 100% fix
Orv 07-Feb-17 01:35 PM
Yo PoE goons, one of y'all motherfuckers message me
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 01:36 PM
wrong exiles game
Orv 07-Feb-17 01:37 PM
There are some here, for some reason
Why people who like bad ARPGs would like survival games is beyond me, yet
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 01:38 PM
People who like bad games I guess
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:38 PM
@Jacada it's 24€ on gmg
Well worth it
I just watched my dong flop around in a sandstorm
Quornes 07-Feb-17 01:39 PM
chafes so good?
Orv 07-Feb-17 01:40 PM
Nothing left to chafe after that
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 01:40 PM
what's the current server pop I'm in a meeting and pretending to take notes
vanityset 07-Feb-17 01:40 PM
22/70
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 01:40 PM
22/70 according to stem
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 01:41 PM
okay neato
keep it populated, pubbies will come when everyone in america gets off work
vanityset 07-Feb-17 01:42 PM
it's lagging really badly though, placing buildings is taking a while and after like 3 or 4 minutes you'll rubberband back to the base(edited)
it's weird
Rejd 07-Feb-17 01:42 PM
Blame funcom as usual
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 01:43 PM
yeah it's not the server
server is using barely any power
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:43 PM
Blame it on The Bay
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Can I blame it on the current or previous president?
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
porque no los dos
vanityset 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
lag? in tump's america?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
illegal immigrants are taking all the conan pixels
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
We need to build a sandstone wall
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Thanks Barack J Trump
Picer 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Hey, could maybe we get our own voicechannel? Pjettyplease?
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Drumpf Obummer
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:44 PM
They terk mer swerd
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:45 PM
@Picer what you need fam
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 01:45 PM
I think he's asking for a role and channel for their guild
Picer 07-Feb-17 01:45 PM
Just a voicechannel
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:45 PM
Also real upset nobody got my sick Lil Wyte reference
Picer 07-Feb-17 01:45 PM
For "my" guild
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:46 PM
Done
Picer 07-Feb-17 01:46 PM
ty ❤
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 01:47 PM
PFY Lil Whyte song
Bishop 07-Feb-17 02:03 PM
so wheres goontown in this one, pin and readme forum dont seem to have
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 02:04 PM
there are different goontowns
Rejd 07-Feb-17 02:06 PM
Yeah we split up as to not overwhelm a pubbie with 50 dudes in one huge base
Bishop 07-Feb-17 02:06 PM
ok wheres the BMW base
i just need to try and find a place to start building
Rejd 07-Feb-17 02:07 PM
It's like GM, LakeTown, Gun Desert Crew, GAY etc all over again~
(Fuck lake town)
Bishop 07-Feb-17 02:07 PM
first time on the server
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:07 PM
There is DREADFORT, TUM TUM VILLAGE
and a couple other towns
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 02:07 PM
FUCK Laketown
Grandpa 07-Feb-17 02:10 PM
Yo
Trying out the goon server now
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:11 PM
welcome to the magic time
Grandpa 07-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Thank you
if I want to fuckboy around solo, how much heat am I realistically gonna take?
I assume you nerds are far into steel tiers now, or?
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 02:12 PM
who run barter town
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 02:12 PM
can bows damage any buildings?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:14 PM
bows can't damage any buildings
and grandpa not really
just build a house somewhere
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:15 PM
man this game is just screwing me over hard
I palced my dancer down and he despawned, none of the npcs camps near my are spawning in except for one with naked exiles
Bishop 07-Feb-17 02:16 PM
kim there any reason why my xp would be sitting at 0/-1?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:17 PM
Not that I can think of 😮
what happened
Keep in mind FunCom has patched 3 times in 24 hours
so I'm getting a lot of strange bugs
If dissapearing thralls becomes an issue when I get home tonight, if Funcom hasn't fixed it, if you lose one I'll try and restore it for you
you ~may~ have to re-break it though
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:20 PM
the biggest thing that's hitting me is none of the npc camps spawning in
and it's only my local ones
I'm at least 200m away from them too
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:20 PM
IDK I haven't seen any camp spawning issues
but I build a little bit away
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:20 PM
They were working in just fine the other day
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:20 PM
are you with the goon group
it's also possible someone is killing the npcs for xp
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:22 PM
I've honestly not seen anyone
Bishop 07-Feb-17 02:22 PM
i had a char from just before you patched yesterday, now ive been gaining 0 xp for everything and my bar says 0/-1
trying to relog
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:22 PM
also none of their props are spawning in
the weirdest part is that about an hour ago all their props spawned in, like bonfires and anvils
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:23 PM
I honestly don't know, try re-logging
I had a similar issue
@here If you're having despawn/prop missing bugs, the only solution, per FunCom, is quitting client and reconnecting.
Pinned a message.
Also if it helps we lost our level 3 dancer thrall
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:29 PM
I had one that was being broken when the server wipe happened. Only thing I had left was my work stations and the level one
along with two level 3 archers that would've finished overnight
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 02:30 PM
lol skeletons aggroing through the ground
causing me to laggg
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:30 PM
I'm sorry, a lot of it is just game shit, EA and all
We can only fix server stuff lol
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 02:31 PM
wasn't meant as a server specific complaint
BUT
you can lower aggro radius
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 02:32 PM
@Rejd I don't know what a better aggro radius might be though
Haven't looked at it
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 02:35 PM
Hm I had posted it before
I can't find it now
If you are the server owner or admin, there is an option in your serversettings.ini for aggro range.. It appears to be default at 9000 cm APX 300 FT.. If you reduce this to 1000 cm apx 30 ft, you will notice if you are near dungeons, you will get less lag. Adjust accordingly on your sever for best performance.
We build near a dungeon on our server and the lag around that area was terrible. We assumed it was the npc aggro from the dungeon or the coding on the corruption.
Hope this helps! Happy travels!
@Kimsemus
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 02:36 PM
hey messing with the daytime nightime settings made new players start out in a super long night time
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:37 PM
@GoGoGadget They're aware of the ag range and it is set to what it is for reasons. It affects other things as well.
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 02:37 PM
uh he just said he hadn't looked into it
only reason I posted it
Rejd 07-Feb-17 02:38 PM
Do you know if that affects thralls aswell?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 02:39 PM
I don't, I just saw that and copied it
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:49 PM
honestly I don't think bow thralls would be too hurt even if the aggro range was reduced like that
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 02:50 PM
There are more than one admin working on the server
Commoners 07-Feb-17 02:50 PM
Because as long as someone doesn't just go completely still they will usually fail to hit
but once you're in that sweet spot where there's almost no travel time on the arrow they will shred you
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 02:58 PM
wonder if that has antyhing to do with the lag I've been having
Aarown 07-Feb-17 03:00 PM
Hi folks...any clans need people/help with stuff?
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:03 PM
Yeah I need help
Send Nudes
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:04 PM
@Rejd I think we should consider it seriously, we could cut aggro range by like 50% and it should still be sufficient
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:04 PM
Yeah I suppose we could give it a try
Aarown 07-Feb-17 03:05 PM
Just imagine if the dong slider had a negative range, then you can picture my nudes 😦
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:06 PM
Bishop 07-Feb-17 03:07 PM
where on the map is BMW base?
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 03:08 PM
everywhere
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:10 PM
.i follow your dreams
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:11 PM
@Kimsemus halved MaxAggroRange
Should take effect on the next restart
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:12 PM
jamming @Rejd did we fix the day/night cycle time
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:12 PM
Yeah
For some reason catchup time was on 1 instead of 10
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:12 PM
Was there anything else we forgot? 😮
when is the next scheduled restart
if TT can do it just announce it in game and punch it IMO
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:13 PM
For the catchup time there's no restart needed
There's bound to be an update Soon™ anyway
If funcom keeps their pace of like two updates per day
hindered 07-Feb-17 03:14 PM
next update should autopatch, right?
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
does the aggro range change require a restart?
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
Maybe not necessarily autopatch, but we should be able to do it even if TT is busy by hitting a few buttons(edited)
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
yes
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
is the server up now?
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
yes
Bchad 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5sms7u/tilthestatsinconanexilesspelloutsavages/
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
IMO rej have TT do a restart and update when he can
hindered 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
cool
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
it's about that time anyway
just announce it in game
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
But there's no update yet reee
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:15 PM
haha no griefing in the discrition with the kings of griefers
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 03:16 PM
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:16 PM
how do you join a clan?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 03:16 PM
oh
I just dced
i imagine my guy is just narcoleptic and my crashes are him falling asleep at very inopportune moments
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:22 PM
should i head somewhere on the map?
Ritsu 07-Feb-17 03:31 PM
what do i do with tar
Commoners 07-Feb-17 03:32 PM
the goal of my base is to make anyone with organizational ocd scream and have an aneurysm if they come near it
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 03:32 PM
Make firesteel with it to make steel
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 03:32 PM
tar+brimstone = firesteel
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:35 PM
i made arrows and a bow, but its says im out of ammo
GoGoGadget 07-Feb-17 03:35 PM
drag the arrows onto the bow
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:37 PM
seems like a lot of land is taken
Commoners 07-Feb-17 03:38 PM
when dat server reset gonna happen
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:40 PM
arrows seem real bad in this lag
how can we tell if epople running around are goons or not?
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Just kill them
Its a Win Win
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 03:47 PM
and if they complain in discord you know
EbonyBBW 07-Feb-17 03:50 PM
im so glad you guys banned akumos
Uziduke 07-Feb-17 03:50 PM
whats the clan thing? Says you can create one, but how do you join one
EbonyBBW 07-Feb-17 03:50 PM
that guy sucks so bad
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 03:52 PM
akumos can be nice
the problem is
he sometimes just flips his shit
most games, who cares
but this game, do you want someone who is going to say "fuck my clan" at the drop of a hat
not really
Rejd 07-Feb-17 03:56 PM
@Uziduke you join a clan by getting invited by someone in person
EbonyBBW 07-Feb-17 04:01 PM
is the goon server on increased gather or xp or just base settings?
Rejd 07-Feb-17 04:01 PM
There's a few increased settings
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 04:05 PM
huh, guess people have started raiding?
or maybe it was a goon
lucius something or other
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 04:06 PM
Do not build near NPC camps or BMW will visit you
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 04:06 PM
If you're talking abotu the base sitting ontop of an NPC camp making the camp no lner spawn, then yes
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 04:07 PM
it was pretty far from the npcs. it was past the big ass gates at the end of the river
whats the distance you have to be?
Rejd 07-Feb-17 04:09 PM
I think it's about 5 times the building blocked radius?
Ritsu 07-Feb-17 04:11 PM
was your door open
Bishop 07-Feb-17 04:16 PM
so what are the giant temple looking buildings
dungeons of some kind?
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 04:18 PM
Commoners 07-Feb-17 04:43 PM
could we take this opportunity of the server hiccupping to do a server reset so that hopefully the npc camp near my base will start spawning things?
EbonyBBW 07-Feb-17 04:45 PM
lol
PartyAlarm 07-Feb-17 05:03 PM
Revol
You want iron shit
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 05:18 PM
any drawback to having a blacksmith station on my roof? can it be damaged if noone can touch it?
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 05:23 PM
We have won the game
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:25 PM
Guys, do not block NPC spawns with your buildings. Especially important ones like dragons.
Tum tum, this is your second time doing this today
Percelus 07-Feb-17 05:31 PM
maybe tum tum is 2cool for dragons
Ritsu 07-Feb-17 05:36 PM
i will destroy everything you own
Nonpoint 07-Feb-17 05:37 PM
The real goon thing to do would be to wall in the entire spawn far enough away that it still spawns but nobody can get in
Commoners 07-Feb-17 05:37 PM
welp, i think I'm fucked
Was moving all my stuff to new location, set down a bedroll, and then immediately died to a rhino horning me in the butt before i could set spawn
and then crashed after respawning back at my original bed
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:39 PM
@Picer did people annoy you?
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 05:40 PM
I know an admin can teleport you
maybe they can use a teleport command on you
see if that stops you crashing
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:40 PM
@Edd Not more than usual. You comming on now?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 05:40 PM
well it takes long enough to load in that I don't think I'm going to be able to get my body
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:41 PM
Nah, gotta go to uni soon, was just wondering if more people joined us
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:41 PM
Indeed, they did
A couple, with a couple more comming
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:41 PM
Picer, are you leader of tum tums?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:41 PM
Also our base isn't blocking anything I assume?
We aren't in tum tums
We're in Path of Exiles
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:42 PM
@Edd Ofc not!
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:42 PM
oh ok you're the euro ones
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:42 PM
Yeah, if we block anything we'd move right away anyway
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:42 PM
There is something blocking an NPC camp close by though , but i can't find it
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:43 PM
Someone glitched foundations near our base. Perchance someone else is doing that
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:43 PM
Also I lost all my shit
Aarown 07-Feb-17 05:43 PM
hey @Edd you guys are Path of Exiles right?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:43 PM
So yeah. That happened
Yeah
If anything is blocked by anything we build, I'll come fix it or someone else can
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:44 PM
we're not close enough to anything to block it
not even close
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:45 PM
hi
Aarown 07-Feb-17 05:45 PM
I think I'm right across the river from you guys
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:45 PM
I'm new
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:45 PM
Ahhk, that's cool
Oh Picer, did you grab the well that @amalilakab made us?
If that still exists
Commoners 07-Feb-17 05:46 PM
Are corpses five minutes or ten?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 05:46 PM
Well exists in my inventory
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:47 PM
so bows seem like they do good damage if you can work around the fact that they have a horrible arc
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:47 PM
I'll hop on for a bit before I leave and ask if someone wants to fetch it
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:47 PM
We gt a well from ORv
Orv
But thanks though
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:47 PM
Oh. Sweet
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:47 PM
Base got a long way today
3 wheels
tanner
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:47 PM
When did orv do that? Haha
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:48 PM
arcerh 2 making
A few hours ago
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:49 PM
Ahhk, that's cool. I'll probably need a waterskin, lost all my iron shit too.
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:50 PM
Theres a lot of shit in the base
i can make more tomorrow if you need
Hitting the sack now though
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:51 PM
I can craft the skin if we have hides
Sayyida 07-Feb-17 05:51 PM
welp tummy lickers is getting raided again lol
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
lmao what?
What did they do now?
And who did they piss off?
Edd 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
They blocked spawns apparently
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
lol
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
who are tummy lickers
Sayyida 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
goons
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
aah
Robzilla 07-Feb-17 05:52 PM
lol
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:53 PM
Is it BMW again?
Sayyida 07-Feb-17 05:53 PM
no clue
I was running up to the pit of yog when the tower of stupid collapsed underneath me
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:54 PM
lol
Picer 07-Feb-17 05:54 PM
lol
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:54 PM
is that the giant tower I saw in thread
Sayyida 07-Feb-17 05:54 PM
yea
only they had made the tower more of a "Thing"
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:56 PM
and by thing do you mean a giant dong
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 05:56 PM
ultimately if you build near NPCs
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 05:56 PM
(I tried to find the boner emote but I couldn't find it on phone discord)(edited)
Eonwe 07-Feb-17 05:56 PM
i think you are gonna get that shit ruined
until that bug gets fixed
that seems fair to me
If I built a house near NPCs I've expect it to be wrecked
DonkeyLips 07-Feb-17 05:59 PM
is everyone playing on Dongful?
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:00 PM
Most, not sure if it's everyone though
DonkeyLips 07-Feb-17 06:01 PM
i can't find a map of where the goon base is, if there is one
meh nevermind the games still laggy as shit
ill check back in a week
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:05 PM
@Picer well, this is different
Picer 07-Feb-17 06:06 PM
?
Ritsu 07-Feb-17 06:06 PM
im gay
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:06 PM
same
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 06:07 PM
me too thanks
Picer 07-Feb-17 06:07 PM
Oh well
Hitting the sac
nn etc
fuckers
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:08 PM
I just saw the changes to the base :P
It's much bigger now haha
Picer 07-Feb-17 06:08 PM
lol
yeah
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:12 PM
@GoGoGadget did you end up getting here?
BlackFaceMayhem 07-Feb-17 06:14 PM
I'll finally be able to get on the goon server tomorrow. Which clan has the most euro faggots
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:15 PM
PoE
Probably
Well, will do if things go to plan
Rejd 07-Feb-17 06:23 PM
@here server will be restarted soon a) for a maxaggrorange change, b) to give npc camps that people built on previously a chance to respawn
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 06:23 PM
lookin good
Bishop 07-Feb-17 06:24 PM
what part of the map is the main goon base?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 06:25 PM
There is no main goon base
Bishop 07-Feb-17 06:25 PM
the BMW base
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Westside on the mesas
For your safety and well being, I cannot recommend visiting.
Bishop 07-Feb-17 06:26 PM
thats not very nice
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 06:27 PM
Telling you a fact that is in your benefit?
That is quite courteous.
Simplyjack 07-Feb-17 06:27 PM
yeah you're likely to get murdered
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 06:27 PM
they live in scorpion hell
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 06:28 PM
ok, so what's the deal with inviting friends
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 06:28 PM
one level up from spider hell
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:28 PM
I visited and did not get murdered
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 06:28 PM
There is no server password @KwegiboHB
Visiting doesn't ensure murder, but chances are not in your favor.
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 06:28 PM
yeah if it wasn' for the reset we'd both be in now, what about discord
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:28 PM
i'm okay at shitty conan pvp too so I wouldn't be too much of a lost cause
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 06:29 PM
Are they a goon?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 06:29 PM
The biggest clan, Tum Tums, is just east of the city by the three black dots on map.
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 06:29 PM
i think i bought them an account back in like 2004, don't know if it was purged
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:29 PM
I think there's like four people in the tum tums that are actually playing though
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 06:29 PM
Give them this link and tell them how to auth with the GDN bot. https://discord.fuckgoons.com(edited)
Bishop 07-Feb-17 06:30 PM
im going to make my owng goon clan
with hookers and beer
Rejd 07-Feb-17 06:30 PM
OF COURSE steam has to be down now
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 06:30 PM
blackjack and hookers fyi
Bishop 07-Feb-17 06:30 PM
is it possible to start the game without a religion, i had to do a quick remake and think i forgot rog
yog
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
thanks hazlen
Ritsu 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
theres a command to join with the IP in game right?
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Bishop
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
yes but you can get all the religions in game
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
if you want hookers
Ritsu 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
or does steam being down mean the server is down
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
you'll have to get a permit from Kimsemus
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Religion is pretty expensive though
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
you dont have to buy them
you can get them all for free
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Fair enough
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
by visting the npcs
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
you get them for free
but you need a permit to have them
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:31 PM
it seems like the npcs will attack on sight though
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
the ones that teach you religion are passive
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
huh
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
and are in specific spots
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
all the religious guys I've seen have tried to club my ass
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
yeah
the ones ive seen fight
with their religious artifacts
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
they are named mobs
Commoners 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
like someone beating you with a jesus crucifix
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
the mitra one is lady pirate lady or something
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 06:32 PM
yes
Bishop 07-Feb-17 06:33 PM
server back up yet?
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 06:33 PM
yes
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 06:34 PM
man I remember playing age of Conan that had a bitchin combat system
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 06:34 PM
Steam is down I think
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:35 PM
Steam is rip, yeah
Evike 07-Feb-17 06:35 PM
:\
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:36 PM
Steam is back
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 06:36 PM
Steam is up
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 06:41 PM
@here steam is up and server is up
Goko Smoek Wede 07-Feb-17 06:43 PM
I'm on my way!
KwegiboHB 07-Feb-17 06:48 PM
friend can't find the server in the list
i'm actually on the server now
Kimsemus 07-Feb-17 06:48 PM
its there friend
Edd 07-Feb-17 06:49 PM
Get them to join you through steam then
Deepspacebeans 07-Feb-17 06:49 PM
is the server open up to the public now?
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 06:49 PM
yes
Deepspacebeans 07-Feb-17 06:50 PM
cool
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Sayyida 07-Feb-17 06:53 PM
so did everyone in the tummy lickers clan quit the server?
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 06:54 PM
@Taylor SWifTT Why you no conan
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Remember how bad I lagged in Rust?
Now times that by laggy hardware/game
Im hoping tomorrow they finish running the fiber to the tower, maybe then Ill have decent ping
Lancek 07-Feb-17 06:56 PM
lol @amalilakab congrats on first 24 hour playtime on the server
fucking poopsocker
Evike 07-Feb-17 06:57 PM
lol
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 06:58 PM
I am the biggest loser.
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 07:10 PM
so whats the main goon clan on Something Dongful?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 07:11 PM
There isn't one. Make it.
Bishop 07-Feb-17 07:12 PM
corruption do anything yet?
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 07:13 PM
It lowers your max HP/Stamina until you get it cured.
I don't know it's limits, but it will at least get you to 50%, but i left by that time and didn't test further
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 07:18 PM
@Schizotek(Cavefish) make a guild called Space Violence
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 07:24 PM
Tempus Thales 07-Feb-17 07:26 PM
There are a bunch of spiders in that area
Baast 07-Feb-17 07:52 PM
hello
for some reason i cant join any server
every time i try my hdd usage goes up to 90-100% and the game will just freeze
Hazlen 07-Feb-17 07:53 PM
I have a similar issue, you have to wait or if possible move the game to an SSD.(edited)
it's still in that whole Early Access Unoptimized phase
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 07:55 PM
by crom this game is as slow as a herpes riddled whore after a night of the festival of mitra
Commoners 07-Feb-17 07:56 PM
Yeah, the game is pretty unplayable between the load times and the FPS slideshows that happen when it starts rendering stuff in
It makes it really bad for pvp if you're just entering a highly constructed area
Baast 07-Feb-17 07:57 PM
i dont have a ssd, so there is no way to fix this?
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 08:06 PM
not really
load times are load times
it will work
just takes time
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 08:07 PM
hey i found silver ore
Bishop 07-Feb-17 08:09 PM
stop beign a poor and spend 100$ on a small ssd for your active drive?
they are dirt cheap now
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 08:10 PM
^
Bishop 07-Feb-17 08:10 PM
you can replace most pc laptop hdds in like an hour with some quick googling
Longsaddle 07-Feb-17 08:10 PM
alot of laptops are incoporating drive bays now
so even easier
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 08:16 PM
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:37 PM
hey are we raiding any official servers yet
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:37 PM
are they up?
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:37 PM
theres a handful of em up
lemme see if any are populated
ah, just the pvpblitz servers
cmon funcom
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:42 PM
I said I would do a thread for pvp but I'll just put it here
Stamina is the #1 most important thing in fighting, and all decisions you make should be based on that if you're fighting
Don't jump, don't block, don't dodge, and don't hold power attacks. If you have lower stamina and the enemy lets up, just stand there like a dweeb and regen your stamina
Only fight in green encumbrance, and if you put points into strength or agility you're going to be fucking awful at pvp
If someone starts trying to run away, that likely means they're low on stamina or hp so go beat them to death
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:44 PM
encumbrance is also bad cause its points not in vit or grit
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
Encumbrance is good for one more thing
In that you can take thralls into combat with you
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
are bows useful for chasing
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
so you can just drop a string of archers while you're fighting
no
Just chase people
and beat them to death
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
wait you can just put down combat thralls anywheres
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
The only time you'll need a bow is if you made bad decisions and fucked up your build for pvp
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
holy shit
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
yes
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
do they require unclaimed land?
or can you drop them in enemy turf
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:45 PM
So if you go full retard with 50 encumbrance you could afford to bring 7 thralls with you
I didn't try dorpping them next to bmw claim
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:46 PM
I can't wait for mounts and mounted archery and archery to not have a range of 5 feet in front of you
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:46 PM
we need to see if you can just run up in someone;s base
and drop archers
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:46 PM
archery is garbage and you're better off just having someone else fighting in the scrum
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:46 PM
like some sort of medieval helo drop
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:46 PM
but for npcs its good, because the other people have to spend stamina to beat the archers to death, and while they're attacking them you can backstab them
every time the bmw guys had someone pull out a bow I had one less person fighting me, so I had more opportunities to regen stamina
I'm not SURE but I think that the armor movement penalty actually did make a difference in those fights, and I'm willing to say that armor could very well be a liability
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:48 PM
need to test how much damage mitigation you get vrs how many points you need in that one skill to stay mobile
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:48 PM
Also, if you're just trying to straight up eliminate your enemies instead of fighting for fun, kill someone and if you get the opportunity butcher the body to destroy all their equipment
agility doesn't do anything for movement speed
so it's really, really bad
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
What does it do then? O.o
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
it reads like it reduces the penalty that armor weighs you down
and supposedly slows you down
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
It just adds armor
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
welp
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
it also adds poise
iirc
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
fuck is poise
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
and the only way to raise poise
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
Nope
Only armor raises poise
But it doesn't give enough to prevent warhammers from knocking you down
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:49 PM
they're still trying to figure that out in Dark Souls 3 chat, ask there
sorry bad joke
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:50 PM
so it is an entirely useless stat except for keeping sword hits from staggering you
And your power strike can't get staggered out of, just running around can be staggered
So if you power strike someone in 1v1 with a warhammer they're done
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:50 PM
each point of agility is one point of armor
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:50 PM
so completely worthless
I'd say that it's MAYBE worthwhile for the first five points, because 1 stat point is pretty much a freebie at that point
Pikes are pretty good when you're drastically outnumbered, because they're very stamina neutral, but really bad at putting out damage
Warhammers are king shit of destroying other players
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
it's a shame I was hoping bows would be okay in pvp
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
they're fine just not in 1v1
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
oh well time to stick to murdering dudes with giant hammers
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
Maybe once you get like seven people in they would be okay
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
except for when at range
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
the way those projectiles work makes archery shit
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
Because at seven people it's just everyone slamming each other
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:52 PM
it's not like you can't instantly switch weapons
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
But bows can also force an engagement, so they're not entirely worthless
Just not worth trying to use primarily in pvp
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
yeah the arc is fucking garbage holy shit they need to fix that
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
seems like having them as a fallback to finish runners
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
i think not having a range weapon on you is stupid
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
is prob ok
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
Also, don't fight people near their base because they will have everything rendered in and you will not
and your FPS will tank into nothing while it tries to render and you're in the middle of a fight
Percelus 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
but goons going to goon
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:53 PM
unless you have a turbo hell God computer that gives no fucks about popping shit in
(hooray 1070 strix)
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 08:54 PM
playing on deep blue myself :smuggo:
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:54 PM
I tried running it at minimum resolution and everything low and it still goes to shit when it starts rendering things
It's just poor optimization of conan
But yeah, stamina is the #1 stat. Vitality gives you some room to make mistakes, but as long as you have more stamina you completely control the fight 100%
even if you're outnumbered completely
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:55 PM
Makes me sad that I have to hybridise my stats a lot
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:55 PM
You don't
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:56 PM
I mean, encumbrance and stam :p
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:56 PM
if you're going for pvp you only need enough encumbrance to carry your armor/weapons/equipment in the green
Otherwise dump as much as you can into stamina and a decent amount into vitality for the sake of not dying instantly
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:56 PM
I'm doing building and shit, pvp probably won't be something I can do for a while
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:58 PM
Also I'd say that probably the most important thing infrastructurewise beyond getting pikes/warhammers is getting large amounts of disposable tier 1 archer thralls you can throw at people
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:58 PM
I kinda wanna dump a lot more into encumbrance until stat reset potions are a thing
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:58 PM
maybe in the future when they add magic I can throw fireballs or shit
Commoners 07-Feb-17 08:58 PM
run into battle with red encumbrance and just throw them all over the fucking place before you start meleeing people
Edd 07-Feb-17 08:58 PM
There aren't gonna be fireballs, soz
Magic in conan comes at a huge cost and apparently it's gonna be more necromancer style stuff afaik
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 08:59 PM
ah
I was hoping for wizard battles like in the Conan movie
fucking mako man
rip
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:00 PM
Maybe we'll get sick stuff one day, but yeah, pretty sure they said no fireballs for now
Percelus 07-Feb-17 09:00 PM
i want to be a magic mirror wizard
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 09:00 PM
that's actually a gorilla monster?
Percelus 07-Feb-17 09:00 PM
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 07-Feb-17 09:01 PM
that'd actually be pretty cool, make a guy invincible in exchange for having a certain big and obvious object that needs to be destroyed to kill them
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:02 PM
The downside to playing with the eurogoons is that we aren't on during everyone else's primetime(edited)
Prude 07-Feb-17 09:06 PM
this makes me hard
obviously more of a single player build, but still
Spookykid (Trogdor) 07-Feb-17 09:18 PM
Edd 07-Feb-17 09:19 PM
I really wanna make something like that. Damn. Looks sick
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:21 PM
ok guys I'm done playing conans for now. I'll log in every now and then and make some hammers and come hit people with them (or if you give me a hammer I'll hit people with it for you), but otherwise I'm going to mostly wait for them to start improving the game's technical stuff before I start playing again.
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:21 PM
yeah it needs some help
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:21 PM
I'll also do a quick pvp write up in the thread
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:21 PM
cant blame you
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:22 PM
I think it's a fun survival game though and I 100% hope funcom does a good job with it and sees some success for it
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:22 PM
well according to that one thing someone linked
its all profit for them now
so maybe? 🤷
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:22 PM
Yeah, but if they can't get over the tech hurdles they're going to run out of early access welcome and sink pretty quick
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:23 PM
well hopefully they got these official servers ironed out
but we have trouble on the goon server
so who knows
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:24 PM
I don't think the server is the bottleneck for performance though
because it seems like no matter how much hardware and good up and down speeds you throw at it, it'll just start hiccupping and puking up
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
it could be the client or it could be the server software
because yeah beefy servers are choking on it
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
the server itself isnt particularly taxed
so yah, its conan, or UE4 on Wine
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
also sorry for the surprise rhino hammering and naked kill hindered
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
well have you played populated pub servers?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
i had to take the opportunities I was given
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
lol
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
they are struggling too
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
you got your due
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
hahaha
BlazingZero 07-Feb-17 09:25 PM
and i imagine they arent wine
just whatever the official windows setup is
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:26 PM
I was giggling so hard when I stole your pants, shirt, and hat and ran off
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:26 PM
that rhino had me at one sliver
so it just needed that one hit
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:26 PM
Were you fully encumbered or something?
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:27 PM
i was messing with inventory before the rhino charged so i was double offgaurd
yah
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:27 PM
oh, and the ngot stuck in its hitbox
I was originally going to attack the other person, but then I saw you doing inventory management and the rhino come up on you
because the other person didn't have a torch
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:30 PM
such is life
yah conan itself is the biggest factor to the problems by far
but we've come a long way in a week
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:32 PM
If they cut load times to 25%-40% of current and get rid of the rendering making my computer shit the bed it'll be playable imo
but I think it's funny that right now in the current system if you make a dread fort you could just trash anyone who comes to attack it if you spot them early, because they'll be mostly unable to defend themselves while stuff is popping in and dropping frames
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:38 PM
too big to fail
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 09:38 PM
Ive heard avatars are a decent check to big dreadfort designs
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:40 PM
Unless you get your summoner up onto a mesa or make a t3 reinforced box around him I'm pretty sure you could trash his shit while he's summoning or controlling the avatar
Taylor SWifTT 07-Feb-17 09:40 PM
I heard were a decent check
Commoners 07-Feb-17 09:40 PM
honestly if someone starts summoning shit I hope you're bringing firepots to the summoning point just in case they've set up a shelter for him
Percelus 07-Feb-17 09:47 PM
wait you get to control the avatar?
whoever has the most ridiculous rig should always do that
hindered 07-Feb-17 09:49 PM
yes there seems to be some sort of control
from the caster, i assume
or the person that interacts with the priest, really
dudeness 07-Feb-17 09:50 PM
start a single player server and use the admin panel to try out avatars
Percelus 07-Feb-17 09:50 PM
i wouldn't even want to control an avatar on my computer
i only have a 780
single player sure
but online it'd probably just crash the game the moment i stepped on a whole bunch of assets
Fallout 07-Feb-17 10:03 PM
you have 100% control
also, they only have like 20 seconds to kill the summoner
and the summoning consumes your T3 shrine
and the avatars have 100% friendly fire
so if you build your shrine in the middle of your base....welp
Schizotek(Cavefish) 07-Feb-17 10:09 PM
good way to troll your clan
DroneVandalism 07-Feb-17 10:31 PM
pvp write up: use a hammer
Stigmat 07-Feb-17 10:32 PM
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:33 PM
not always use a hammer, but just mostly use a hammer
once you're bum on stamina and outnumbered start using the pike
the nice thing about burning out on conans is that I can actually focus on the schoolwork I was (and was going to be) shirking in favor of dong swinging slave action
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 10:49 PM
How do you have your stats distributed?
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:50 PM
Manmeat is 5 str/5agi/12vit/14gri/14 encumbrance iirc
I don't want to spend the ten minutes logging in to confirm, but it was a distribution like that
I don't think I would miss the 5 str 5 agi if I spent them as 2-3 points elsewhere, but when it's 1 for 1 stat points it's hard to pass up
and I was level 27
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 10:51 PM
Ok cool, I put everything to a min of 5. Just seems the cost efficiency is there.
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:52 PM
I'd say skip survival even though it can be annoying sometimes
amalilakab 07-Feb-17 10:52 PM
with yog meat hunger isn't really much of an issue
Commoners 07-Feb-17 10:52 PM
I think that str and agi are super poor decisions, but I think that survival is 100% a trap stat
Unless you're playing in a server with really, really fucked up settings where everything will kill you
auzuguwu 07-Feb-17 11:01 PM
vit stam encumberance best stats
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 11:01 PM
grit also
Prude 07-Feb-17 11:04 PM
Level only vitality, grit, encumberance, and enough in strength for your zweihander(edited)
DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH DE- I mean, accuracy(edited)
Commoners 07-Feb-17 11:10 PM
one thing I want to see though
is the speed difference between nakedman and full heavy armor
like if movement penalty is even a thing or if it's just a readout in the stats that does nothing
Bchad 07-Feb-17 11:21 PM
never dex what are you a fucking casul
Bear in the Woods 07-Feb-17 11:46 PM
yes
Longsaddle 08-Feb-17 12:16 AM
well there's your problem
.i conan the adventurer
TrapBot 08-Feb-17 12:16 AM
Longsaddle 08-Feb-17 12:16 AM
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:16 AM
Conan the BITCH
Commoners 08-Feb-17 12:17 AM
woah
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:17 AM
I bet Conan doesn't even watch anime what a loser
Commoners 08-Feb-17 12:17 AM
don't be mean to conan
you don't know that
Longsaddle 08-Feb-17 12:17 AM
conan IS anime
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:26 AM
Conan is the Chris of animes if true
Percelus 08-Feb-17 12:29 AM
conan only watches magical girl animes
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:30 AM
HELLyeah
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 12:30 AM
Yall know who else watches magical girl animes?
The people in Anime Goons
Prude 08-Feb-17 12:31 AM
the good people in there watch animes that have very few little girls, however
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:32 AM
I feel like this anime discord is a secret attempt to phase out #animetiddies
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 12:33 AM
It is
Prude 08-Feb-17 12:33 AM
the channel bloat dream will die
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:33 AM
Before Conan came around #animetiddies was our most active channel
Triggered
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 12:34 AM
Just wait until we start Phase 2
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 12:34 AM
Prude 08-Feb-17 12:35 AM
Commoners 08-Feb-17 01:29 AM
what will be done to stop the anime holocaust
amalilakab 08-Feb-17 01:29 AM
For all men to stop having impure thoughts.
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:30 AM
NOT LIKELY
amalilakab 08-Feb-17 01:30 AM
I'm having impure throughts about having impure thoughts right now
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:30 AM
I'm having teriyaki chicken
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:30 AM
I'm getting off to anime right now
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:31 AM
Yuri on Ice? More like my JIZZ on his SKATES
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:32 AM
Yuri on ice has a super bait title
It has nothing to do with the purest form of love on ice
Instead it has satanic yaoi
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:32 AM
I've never seen it. I just follow Nick Robinson on Twitter
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:33 AM
I didn't watch it
I just saw some pictures
And said wow this is literally gay
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:34 AM
Nothing wrong with a gay boi anime
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:35 AM
Uhhh mods
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:35 AM
"I hate dicks" says they guy playing a game about hanging brain with your buds.
OR GIRL
I would not presume your gender
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:37 AM
I'm a girl
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:37 AM
That's what a GUY would say
Errrr...
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 01:38 AM
Im a fag
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:38 AM
Yeah but I'm a girl
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:38 AM
I like butts, boobs, vagina and a dick sometimes.
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 01:38 AM
I like anime
And football
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:38 AM
Same
Well not foot ball
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:38 AM
I like video games, gin and Pokemon.
And general contempt (generally)
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 01:49 AM
I am not clicking the anime channel
Is there a list of unique thralls in conan? Or do they spawn randomly?
I caught an armorer last night but still haven't found a dancer
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 01:54 AM
Click the anime channel
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 01:54 AM
Nej
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 01:54 AM
CLICK THE FUCKING ANIME CHANNEL SHINJI
Commoners 08-Feb-17 02:30 AM
no i'm gonna go jerk off to unconscious ladies instead
Tangerine 08-Feb-17 02:44 AM
@Toonces How can anyone like gin?
Toonces 08-Feb-17 02:52 AM
By being cool and good
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 04:40 AM
Do standing torches burn forever?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 04:41 AM
Gin an tonic is my go-to
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 04:56 AM
slivovitsa, man
serbian plum brandy
it's good stuff
Fallout 08-Feb-17 04:58 AM
can anyone else see servers in game or on steam atm?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 04:58 AM
I just joine dit like 10 minutes ago through the steam browser
Fallout 08-Feb-17 04:58 AM
restarting steam
must be me then, can't connect to steam network
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 04:59 AM
steam servers might be down for maintenance
usually lasts minutes
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 08-Feb-17 05:01 AM
scotch
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:04 AM
what is the point of pikes? They are slow and because of that do less DPS than swords
kutale 08-Feb-17 05:12 AM
longer reach and higher damage. useful in pvp, especially attacking bases
i also use it for shit where weapons get a lot of use like farming hide. not hitting the ground on every swing helps a lot with durability. you'll save some materials when you're not repairing a sword every 30 swings
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:16 AM
Good point
Where do you tend to find the brimstone horses?
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 05:28 AM
I found them on the map edge way out east
kutale 08-Feb-17 05:28 AM
welp, logged in to check get my bearings to figure out where i've ran in to brimstone deer
someone's lagged in to my base and jacked my shit. guess that's me on this server(edited)
and yeah, north to east along the edge of the map is where rocknoses are
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:42 AM
what tier is your base?
Because if it's T1 anyone that could break your boxes also could have broken into your base
Everyone on the server lost things in chests and crafting stations yesterday, by the way. It was a bug
a game-wide bug
kutale 08-Feb-17 05:44 AM
no i was online probably an hour ago. the only way to my base is t2 with p. impossible to boost walls. whoever was here had the courtesy to destroy my t1 doors before they glitched in through the t2 door
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:44 AM
ah
I don't see how that works. Any time I log in and the walls of our base aren't loaded yet I can't move
kutale 08-Feb-17 05:45 AM
you can go through doorways
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:45 AM
Well if you want you can join the clan I'm in. We only have 5 right now
Me, Picer, Edd, OmarCominYo and..uh...
and yuou
you're the fifth
kutale 08-Feb-17 05:46 AM
i might if the official servers aren't up soon
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:47 AM
going to be way more glitching into bases there than here
kutale 08-Feb-17 05:53 AM
i was kinda banking on that, not building on a mesa
we'll see what they're able to do about it before they put up officials again
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 05:54 AM
server is open to pubbies now though so you never know
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:24 AM
Speaking of joining that clan, I'll be on soon
Everyone has invite rights now though, which is sweet
I might be able to hit the next armour tier when I get home too. Woo
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:26 AM
heavy?
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Little late on this, but another advantage to the pike is that it doesn't cleave, letting allies fight together without killing each other
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Nah, I'm only on to the medium one
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
I can make all medium armor
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Rip. My job got stolen.
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Also the charge attack can let you kill things without talking his
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
and our altar is gone, apparently it was upgraded to t2
and those go bye bye
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Hits*
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
I'm no longer special :<
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:27 AM
Why did Picer tell me to go armor?
fucking cunt
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:28 AM
Because I'm on at a different time I assume
I'll still go armour because we probably need more than one
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:28 AM
Fallout, I've found pikes are really good for spiders too, since they back up
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:29 AM
Yea, hold right mouse, left click
You run them over
Despite them backing up or having crippling poison
You can use that charge attack to run through multiple thralls at a time too
Let's you take on 3 melee thralls at once with minimal damage
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:30 AM
what does yellow lotus potion do?
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:31 AM
Resets recipe points
You will also lose religion knowledge
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:31 AM
Including your religion so you have to run around and collect those again
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:31 AM
Yea
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:31 AM
that's retarded
those altars cost 50 points
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:31 AM
Don't spend 50 points
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:32 AM
You get it from the npc for free
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:32 AM
Talk to a duder and get it for free
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:32 AM
Oh they teach you the altar too?
Didn't know that
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:33 AM
I know Nunu the cannibal (yog) is directly north of the first goon base on server 12
Really easy to get to
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:42 AM
@Edd can you make iron reinforcements? We need to queue those up again
If you can't I'll learn it
Is it always the same amount of resources to repair an item no matter the durability damage?
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 06:49 AM
Shit, is it?
I've been spot repairing all my gear
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 08-Feb-17 06:51 AM
Where on the dongful map are goons situated?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 06:55 AM
All over
we are not in one guild
there are at least four guilds
Fallout 08-Feb-17 06:56 AM
@GoGoGadget , @Demiurge no, it's not always the same amount to repair
it's definitely based on durability left
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:05 AM
I'll check in a bit. Waiting for water to boil
Did we get anyone new?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:08 AM
Triggune is on his way to the base
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:08 AM
Any more eurogoons?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:08 AM
Right now it's still just me you Omar and Picer
I don't know where Triggune is from
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:09 AM
I'm no eurogoon
You racist
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:09 AM
I meant in the clan at all
cunt
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:09 AM
Hahahaha
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:10 AM
He's EU apparently
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:10 AM
It's weird with so many asleep
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:14 AM
Dude...whoever is in Tummy Lickers is blocking NPC spawns seemingly on purpose
This is the third bedroll I've found of theirs on an NPC camp
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 08-Feb-17 07:20 AM
I'm from shitty Bulgaria
Goodchild 08-Feb-17 07:21 AM
They need a solution to buildings killing NPC spawns. Lot of camps going extinct.
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:22 AM
Well people could just stop doing it on purpose, that'd help
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 07:23 AM
'Do goons that aren't us live next to this camp? If yes, place bedroll'
Because fuck goons
kutale 08-Feb-17 07:27 AM
bedrolls and single foundations should disappear on server restart.
also placing a bedroll near a camp before you go in is very common because combat is a bit random and you can get completely fucked at any time
Goodchild 08-Feb-17 07:29 AM
Why do my archer thralls never have bows? :x
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 08-Feb-17 07:29 AM
what happens to a character when I log off?
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:30 AM
Pass out on the ground
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 08-Feb-17 07:30 AM
gonna eat a lot of balls then I guess
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:32 AM
@kutale it also blocks them from ever respawning
kutale 08-Feb-17 07:32 AM
if they don't get removed in restart, yes(edited)
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:33 AM
They aren't supposed to be removed.
That would fuck over any player that can't craft beds
Rejd 08-Feb-17 07:33 AM
place them a 20 second run away from the camp, problem solved
kutale 08-Feb-17 07:35 AM
delete all bedrolls and campfires every 15 minutes
that should do the trick
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:35 AM
that's retarded
Just don't place them on spawns
kutale 08-Feb-17 07:36 AM
yes it is. there is no solution until funcom fixes it
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:36 AM
there is a solution...don't place them on spawns
kutale 08-Feb-17 07:36 AM
an admin can fly under the world shift-deleting everything, but that's probably not going to happen unless it's one of the bigger camps
no i mean you can hide bedrolls underground and clearly someone has been doing it intentionally. so everyone will just have to deal with the problem
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 07:38 AM
Didn't know you could place them under ground.
Anyway, the only ones I've found have been from Tummy Lickers.
Picer 08-Feb-17 07:38 AM
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 07:41 AM
... Dragons?
TrapBot 08-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Not enough parameters.
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:06 AM
I've deleted a couple griefing bedrolls/foundation stacks underground
it's super pain in the ass until funcom fixes it
especially because there are commands to teleport people to myself
but not commands to teleport me to people
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 08:08 AM
Thanks Funcom
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 08:09 AM
you have to wonder why devs implement mechanics like that
wakfu and its species eradication mechanics
same with darkfall
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:11 AM
IDK, they actually stripped default admin commands out of EU4 engine instead of adding
and a lot of the existing functionality doesn't work
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 08:12 AM
thats also goofy as hell
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:12 AM
like I can spawn NPCs to replace someone's missing thralls except they all spawn with the name DO NOT USE
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:13 AM
I actually saw a human npc somewhere in a city called do not use on ark exiles or some other server we were on
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 08:14 AM
👌
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:14 AM
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 08:15 AM
ok well im going to go buy some garbage and pretend its a good breakfast brb
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:15 AM
Also spooky stuff in the center city
Picer 08-Feb-17 08:16 AM
@Kimsemus Can you see who made/placed an object?
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:16 AM
I wish
Picer 08-Feb-17 08:16 AM
aw
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:16 AM
Justice would be switft and violent
Picer 08-Feb-17 08:16 AM
Well, we know what clan did it
So
Yeah
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:17 AM
which clan
kutale 08-Feb-17 08:17 AM
that narrows it down to only 40 people
Picer 08-Feb-17 08:17 AM
@GoGoGadget knew
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 08:18 AM
I have found three NPC camps blocked by Tummy Lickers clan
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:19 AM
Also hey, if y'all would like a restart to fix camps (if shit has been removed) and try to disable battleye, let me know
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:20 AM
Well the problem is with tummy lickers is we can't be sure someone just isn't an idiot
I mean it could be someone not knowing
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 08:20 AM
never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:21 AM
@Rejd did we decrease the aggro radius
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:21 AM
Yes, it's half of what it used to be
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:21 AM
cool
What do people theorize disabling BE will do
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:22 AM
Changes that should happen on the next restart: Battleye disabled (Might improve performance a bit, it's more of a test thing), net update bandwidth doubled (More network stuff per server frame, increase it too high and it's too busy just sending building updates to clients)
The second bit should help a bit with buildings popping in too late
vanityset 08-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Is disabling battleye going to be okay long term though? HACKERS and such
Rejd 08-Feb-17 08:37 AM
Most likely not long term
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:38 AM
We will have to be vigilant
I'm not convinced at all turning off BE makes a difference but we can certainly try
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 08:39 AM
augh this desynching stuff is annoying as fuck
just died to invisible silent hyenas
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 09:12 AM
@here We're having a contest, post pictures of your base in the SA thread, and win fabulous prizes. 1st place gets a prize, 2nd place and below gets nothing. I don't reward failure.
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 09:12 AM
what are you looking for?
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 09:12 AM
pictures of sweet bases
hindered 08-Feb-17 09:12 AM
cool looking pics
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 09:15 AM
Does it have to be on your server?
Edd 08-Feb-17 09:15 AM
Our base hasn't been made pretty yet, rip.
hindered 08-Feb-17 09:21 AM
i think the preference would be to be from our server, but anything from a goon collective would probably be okay
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 09:31 AM
So I guess the reward isn't game-based?
If it is, it should HAVE to be from this server
Otherwise you could get on a 100x server or something
Edd 08-Feb-17 09:36 AM
I assume it's just a forum benefit
Unless
You guys are cooler
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 09:39 AM
You could have all the resources in the world and still build like shit
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 09:44 AM
I'm thinking of something neat in game, like building a tower or a temple in your honor
so something from our server
Edd 08-Feb-17 09:47 AM
I...
Shouldn't have offered to proofread
Steam guide editing sucks
Idk how you guys did it
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 09:50 AM
after 1 night in this game actually working with other people. It seems funcom has a great base game here just need to fine tune shit and work out the performance issues
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 09:51 AM
my experiences with other players: blow horn, randomly hit and get hit with hammers in base
Riff Raff 08-Feb-17 09:51 AM
mine: see other players teleporting around
Rejd 08-Feb-17 09:53 AM
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 09:56 AM
my experience with @Rejd do anything, get hit with hammer. Don't do anything, still get hit with hammer
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 09:56 AM
yeah pretty much
he killed me once
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:01 AM
Did he kill you, or was it the fall off the edge that killed you?
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 10:02 AM
he smashed my head in
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:02 AM
Oh yeah... that was pretty funny
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:04 AM
TFW when rejd is always on your team, and has killed you more than anyone else.
Edd 08-Feb-17 10:04 AM
I'm... Sorry
I'm also sorry because you've been through a lot recently
hindered 08-Feb-17 10:04 AM
how do i make a damn sign?
i do see it in the tree
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:04 AM
Redj is like one of those tricker gods that likes to fuck with people and kill them
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:05 AM
I would argue the most dangerous good is @Ass-Haggis , in Rust he was god tier with a bolt action
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:06 AM
hindered
carpenter station
right?
hindered 08-Feb-17 10:06 AM
oh ok
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:06 AM
I think you gotta be there
you can also make shaped wood there for t2 stuff
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:06 AM
I was pretty good with a bolt action in Rust, before I was arbitrarily banned =/
hindered 08-Feb-17 10:06 AM
let me try that
kutale 08-Feb-17 10:07 AM
you make signs by hand. you need shaped wood for them though
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:07 AM
A bunch of us were banned by EAC on Rust
hindered 08-Feb-17 10:07 AM
but what skill unlocks it?
kutale 08-Feb-17 10:08 AM
oh yeah carpenter's bench
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:08 AM
I got banned while using admin tools to fly around the map on our own server so ^o^
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:08 AM
Im VAC banned on Rust
probably EAC too vOv
Rejd 08-Feb-17 10:09 AM
Excuse me
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:09 AM
1 VAC ban on record | Info
1113 day(s) since last ban
hindered 08-Feb-17 10:09 AM
carpenter skill, duh
it looks like all the other icons
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Rejd you're the most dangerous to your own clan
Rejd 08-Feb-17 10:12 AM
Before scopes were a thing and then tay/cap tried to break the record by noclipping around
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:12 AM
okay that's p good
Edd 08-Feb-17 10:13 AM
Rust looks...
Kinda jank
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 10:13 AM
rust is shit
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:13 AM
Yes
Rejd 08-Feb-17 10:13 AM
Rust was/is awful but we've also been playing it for months
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:14 AM
I'd probably play it myself BUT WAIT.....
1 VAC ban on record | Info
1113 day(s) since last ban
=/
Edd 08-Feb-17 10:14 AM
I refused to buy it
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:15 AM
just over 3 years ago I was banned
And it came out in 2013
*dece
*December, so I was banned like 1 month after it came out
HAH
BlackFaceMayhem 08-Feb-17 10:22 AM
Legacy Rust was best Rust
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:23 AM
Hah I just found out the engine was updated too hahhaa
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:26 AM
yeah to UE4
vanilla rust was magic
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:30 AM
@Kimsemus I have this odd issue where I can't find your server at all on the server list. Trying to join on it just gives me server not responding
Do you guys have some security filters on it?
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:30 AM
not to my knowledge
I can see it both in game and in the steam browser
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:30 AM
I'm connected to the wifi through my phone by usb :|
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:30 AM
conversely
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:30 AM
but it works on most servers, just not yours
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:31 AM
you can open the console in game and use the command "open" followed by the IP
but that's very strange, and a good question
Will look into it
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:31 AM
whats the console command?
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:31 AM
open [server IP]
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:32 AM
No how do I open the console
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:32 AM
~ tilde key
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:33 AM
also known as grave
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:33 AM
God fucking damn it, this icelandic keyboard
kutale 08-Feb-17 10:33 AM
try insert
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:33 AM
I'll try to figure this out
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 10:34 AM
~
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:34 AM
~
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:34 AM
that key
that is the one
the key that does that thing
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 10:34 AM
The one true key
The key to give your access
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:35 AM
right alt and some weird foreign key next to enter
fml
oh insert worked
I get an authentication error kimse
Edd 08-Feb-17 10:36 AM
tilde?
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
oh
you shouldnt be
wtf
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
It's probably because of my weird internet solution
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
this is the first connection issue I've heard of
@Tempus Thales
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
I think your server is just refusing me
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
is that possible?
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
even for auth purposes
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:37 AM
does the server refuse wireless data connections?
kutale 08-Feb-17 10:38 AM
@Demiurge add 38.130.223.197:7777 to steam server browser favorites, click connect here https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/conanexiles/753605 and then try refreshing your favorites
i don't know how it works but it's worked for me several times
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:39 AM
no joy
@Kimsemus My connection goes through a usb connection port, which may be the issue
Other fun issues with that is that XCOM2 absolutely fucks itself if I have it plugged in while playing it. Complete and utter lag
But it's only your guys server
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 10:41 AM
I love how absolutely useless the crossbow and fire bolts are
one less hit to kill an antelope
compared to a bow and flint arrows
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:42 AM
they need to buff that shit
with a DoT or something
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:43 AM
all the ranged weapons seem less than useless
Edd 08-Feb-17 10:43 AM
If the enemy ai is still shit
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:43 AM
Not particularly strong, lag makes them impossible to reliable use to hit
Edd 08-Feb-17 10:43 AM
Then they aren't too bad for pve
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:43 AM
the arc on arrows is too much and they fly too slow to be worth a shit too
and against players they tickle
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:44 AM
I think if anything ranged should be on the strong side
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 10:44 AM
not to mention half the time you fire an arrow nothing actually happens
kutale 08-Feb-17 10:45 AM
ranged weapons are only good when tough NPCs get stuck on rocks and you get free shots on them
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:45 AM
like I can see it being balanced, like a crossbow ignores armor because of high pen but lower range, maybe bows have a ton of special arrows, IE poison, explosive, shit like that
and seriously buff the damage
like double it
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:49 AM
I think they've said they aren't keen on too many special damage types
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:49 AM
If you compare it to Rust, its alot easier to hit people in that game with ranged weapons
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:49 AM
Like they don't think it's fun to knock someone out and fuck with him for hours
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 10:49 AM
Its weird that the ranged is harder to hit with
and weaker
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:49 AM
Well one thing Rust has is a silky smooth combat engine
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:49 AM
But they do need damage over time and ways to slow people
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 10:50 AM
but it's been worked on for like 3 years
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:50 AM
rust's crossbow is also an instant kill on headshots
Does conan even distinguish headshots?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 10:50 AM
Not yet no
Which is why I think it's funny that people are paying for hacks already
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 10:51 AM
Rust also has that satisfying 'TWACK' noise when you hit a head <3
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 10:51 AM
It only gets you ESP and that's it
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 11:15 AM
and weaker

It's thematic
only weak girly-men don't engage in melee
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 11:20 AM
I wonder if the game is going to give the various races different abilities
Or skin based themes
Plenty of hyborian exiles around
most of the tribesmen are the same race too
Toonces 08-Feb-17 11:22 AM
God, I love putting my campfire underground.
Err, under water.
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 08-Feb-17 11:44 AM
bah keep getting thrown out of the game
guess it's time for some Overwatch
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 11:55 AM
@Kimsemus no the server doesnt care if you are wireless or not
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 11:57 AM
@Tempus Thales My wireless runs through a usb adapter and I think that might be whats causing it
the usb adapter being my android phone
Rejd 08-Feb-17 11:57 AM
I usually get authentication errors when the steam servers have a hiccup. What authentication error means is, when you try to join a server, the server verifies with steam wether you actually own the game or not. But that's just my experience with it
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 11:59 AM
I get thousands of servers I can connect to through the server lists but yours refuses to even acknowledge it exists
darkphate 08-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Percelus 08-Feb-17 12:15 PM
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 12:20 PM
nice pillars again
what could go wrong
Evike 08-Feb-17 12:30 PM
I LOVE PILLARS
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 12:31 PM
dude that looks really cool
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Yeah but
pillars
Chump (Hobo Colossus) 08-Feb-17 12:32 PM
that's art
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 12:48 PM
owns
Evike 08-Feb-17 01:04 PM
we are horrible autits
but spelled right
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:05 PM
I would enjoy putting a bunch of explosive barrels in that
Evike 08-Feb-17 01:09 PM
its impressive
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:10 PM
Yeah, well... I cut off a landbridge with my shitt house so
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 01:12 PM
gonna try and find a cool shack for my Anne Frank mansion within the Trump walls
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:13 PM
We have made Hyboria great again
Our walls are their own bases
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 01:24 PM
#1 Guide on the Guides for Conan Exiles!
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:25 PM
Grats
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 01:25 PM
I added a link to our server within the guide
to get maximum pubbie love(edited)
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 01:26 PM
🙌🏿
Prude 08-Feb-17 01:34 PM
Helllll yeah
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 01:36 PM
You know they are in dire straits when BMW and Friends have to make their servers work on Linux
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:37 PM
Now we have their developers in our private tech chat so
FunCom!
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:37 PM
do you really
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:38 PM
yeah lol
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:38 PM
smh
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:38 PM
Yeah, shaving my hand, too.
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:38 PM
shaving my dick
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:38 PM
Sucking my hose
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 01:38 PM
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:39 PM
Gooooddddd. I'm rolling solo and it's going to be forever before I can get some thralls going.
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:40 PM
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 01:42 PM
well, so far Conan is pretty fun
I expected to be kind of bord with it
I'm not good with survival games normally
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:43 PM
Is gud gayme
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:43 PM
I have spent 30 dollars on shittier games
I like conan
it's got a lot of fun and a lot more potential for fun
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:43 PM
Sim City 5. $60 instantly wasted.
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:43 PM
oh yeah
god damn
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Like, INSTANTLY
Then City Skylines came and blew me away
Like gave my penis the ol' suckarino
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:44 PM
Skylines was okay but the fundamentals of the game was still fucking trash and made no sense
honestly it's a fucking traffic control simulator
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:45 PM
You are trash
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 01:45 PM
that is the only mechanic that matters
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:45 PM
I mean, I did have to mod the traffic AI SO WHATEVER
But the music is soooooo relaxing
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 01:46 PM
yea
My problem is, I have a ton of games I want to play
Conan, multiple Vive games, Elder Scrolls Online, Battlefield 1
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:47 PM
I'm only going to play Conan and Overwatch until I get the Switch on the 3rd.
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 01:47 PM
I was going to get a swithc on launch, but Im going to wait
The online subscription thing was what made it a day 1 to wait and see
I know its not happening right at launch but that annoys me
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:48 PM
Eh, it's just the 3DS or Wii system with an Xbox sub slapped on
Like, nothing revolutionary but should be fine.
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 01:48 PM
yea, I'm not confident they will provide enough value for me to use it
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:48 PM
The online stuff is day one and FREE until the fall.
But that doesn't matter to me since I'm going to play nothing but Zelda for a year.
forge 08-Feb-17 01:51 PM
@Tempus Thales nice idea for adding the server in to promote pubbies using it
maybe move it near the top
or something
or incorporate it into the intro
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 01:56 PM
i saw my name in it
and i didnt do shit
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 01:56 PM
Moral support
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 01:56 PM
moral support
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 01:56 PM
gosh
Bishop 08-Feb-17 01:58 PM
i wish i could still rent a system from blockbuster and play zelda
then give it back
Toonces 08-Feb-17 01:58 PM
Haha.
I once rented the same copy of Chrono Trigger from Blockbuster every weekend for 2 years.
No one else rented it so my save file was never deleted.
Bishop 08-Feb-17 01:59 PM
lol
so i think with x3 the iron tools become too op
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 02:00 PM
client updated at 1345 cst
Please restart your games and servers to make sure they receive the latest update to the game.

Steam Connect and passwords should be working properly again. Which should help with services such as www.topconanservers.com
You will now be able to change filters on the server browser while the list is refreshing
The crafting bug involving duped phantom items should now be fixed (Praise Crom!)
Thralls will no longer attack unconscious NPCs
After a few turns on the wheel of pain the server browser has promised to stop brutalizing network adaptors.
Bishop 08-Feb-17 02:01 PM
positive changes
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:02 PM
these are all good and fine things
Will update
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:02 PM
sorry i meant
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 02:04 PM
but looks like i am locked out of server because version differences now
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:04 PM
reeception
yep
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:05 PM
Heh suckers
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:05 PM
We're going to bring the server down to update
wont take long
@here server is going down to update to the latest version, please restart steam and update your clients, server will be back up ASAP
hindered 08-Feb-17 02:06 PM
are the intro videos just files somewhere that can be renamed?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:06 PM
Yay crafting bug
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 02:07 PM
thaznks @Kimsemus appricate the work you all put into making this run as smooth as possible
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:07 PM
It's not just me, there are a whole team of goons on this working hard, I'm just the dude who makes the announcements and such haha
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:08 PM
All the praise and all the hate
a dangerous position
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:08 PM
I don't think any of the hate has been serious though, at least
hindered 08-Feb-17 02:08 PM
the whine is real
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:08 PM
(by hate, I mean goons whining)
that's almost worse
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:09 PM
I thought we were all doing it ironically
I know I was!
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:09 PM
Soon(tm)
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 02:10 PM
fuck you kimsemus
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:10 PM
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 02:10 PM
fuck you
i like it inkel
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:10 PM
Guys, what ever happened to LeeAnn Rymes?
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:11 PM
inb4 t2 alter is gone again
also Bishop just wait until you get steel tools
but
considering the multiple refining processess needed for good stuff
i think the rates are ok
hindered 08-Feb-17 02:12 PM
she never should have married Busta
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:12 PM
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
so I've been working late nights and haven't gotten on the server since Sunday. Is there a pubbie population? Or have goons started turning on each other yet?
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
yes there is
both
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
we turned on each other and culled the retards
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
There has already even been goon drama
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
goons are split into a number of groups and pubbies are populating
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
lol
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:13 PM
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
only cool people in my group
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
omg I'm not allowed in the autism chat anymore
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
im gay
lol rob
LOL
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
are there any splinter groups, outside the cool kids, that are alright? Or is it like the first night where we just ended up farming for it to be wasted on dumb shit
Bishop 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
i iwsh it showed the guidl tag when you ran up on people
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
There are a few
Tits McGee is running a competent one
prude is doing another
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:14 PM
They aren't "splinter" groups, we all just decided one huge guild is dumb
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
^^
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
i cant join the game now lol
dies and lost all my shit
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
The guild Picer and I are in is the coolest
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
hmm
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
cynthia we're down for patching
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
do I have to hear stories about your wife in that clan?
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:15 PM
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:16 PM
It's not down yet though?
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:16 PM
servers up
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:16 PM
it never went down according to Picer
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
it lagged so much so i had to restart
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
not thinking it would update i could not join back in again
Rejd 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
It's still up but hasn't updated yet, TT's sorting out a permissions problem.
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
Soon™
Rejd 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:17 PM
Kimsemus you told us to update! You are a liar and a fraud!
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
this was his plan all along
so he can build in peace
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
he's basically Derek Smart
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
You joke but
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
I would love to see dsmart in BMW
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
lol he's got his own discord
hindered 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
the server blew up and took a number of technicians with them
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
He's in the main SA discord
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
yeah im on his and he's on the SA discord lol
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
And now the weather. http://i.imgur.com/4iobXA9.gifv
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:18 PM
just go over and tell him that Chris Roberts plays Conan and he can rub his cock all over him
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:19 PM
yes
hindered 08-Feb-17 02:20 PM
"PS: We are working on the Clans crashing Servers and Disappearing Altars issues."
clans crashing servers?
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:20 PM
shit guys
they're onto us
maybe the bed + taking bracelet off suicide
i can see how that would crash a shit server
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:22 PM
Apparently inviting people to a clan or creating a clan crashes servers
since the patch before this
hindered 08-Feb-17 02:23 PM
hmmm
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:23 PM
I don't know if it's just not affecting this server or if no one has created a new clan or invited anyone
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 02:27 PM
I don't think it affects our server
because I KNOW people have made clans and stuff
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Am I extra gay for liking Cascada?
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:31 PM
What does your heart tell you?
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:33 PM
our server isnt a potatoe
and our technicians aren't pubbies
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:40 PM
I'll just watch Britney Spears music videos while we wait for the server update
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 02:43 PM
lets wipe the server
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:43 PM
Britney Spears is hotter now than she was in Hit Me Baby, One More Time
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:44 PM
We are now a Britney Spears RP server
the only character names allowed are her hit songs
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:44 PM
I killed a pubbie, oops I did it again
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:44 PM
I call Slumber Party
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:44 PM
< Toxic
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:45 PM
TT can be Slave 4 U
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:45 PM
or Womanizer
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:45 PM
I'm a Slave 4 U
oops
shit
beaten
Bchad 08-Feb-17 02:45 PM
We need an Albion level wipe thread in here
Those of us that got in late need a fresh start mods server wipe when
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:46 PM
wipe server and set rates to .5x
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 02:46 PM
.05
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:46 PM
even xp
3 bark per tree
yes please
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:46 PM
no resource gathering allowed. You only survive til you starve
Bchad 08-Feb-17 02:46 PM
No xp
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:47 PM
um lol even at 3x you still get like 9 bark per tree
Bchad 08-Feb-17 02:47 PM
And daily@wipes
Til I log on then don't wipe it ever again and give me double xp
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:47 PM
20 bux for double xp per client
for 1 day
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:48 PM
micro transactions to increase your penis size
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 02:48 PM
@Hazlen give me my black rights back
reeeeee
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:48 PM
bmw clan sells steel picks and hatchets 5bux each
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:48 PM
BMW gave me iron tools and medium armor with a steel sword!
Because one of them died to a spider
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:48 PM
it was 8 spiders
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:49 PM
It was you? I thought it was Orv
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:49 PM
it was orv
but i was there
giving him moral support
Picer 08-Feb-17 02:49 PM
You mean laughing at him?
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:49 PM
seems like it worked out well
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:49 PM
omg britney so hot
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 02:49 PM
yes laughing at him.
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:55 PM
apparently you can join even if you patched?
But I have to finish watching the Oops!...I Did it Again music video
inkel 08-Feb-17 02:56 PM
just try not to make a mess
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 02:56 PM
Psh, I appreciate Britney for how she changed pop music
I don't masturbate to her
She is a god damnd legend
Picer 08-Feb-17 02:59 PM
Please ban @GoGoGadget , he seem to have lost it completely
Rejd 08-Feb-17 03:00 PM
@here Server has been updated and is back up, I probably should have mentioned it!
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 03:00 PM
Nice job
Picer 08-Feb-17 03:00 PM
that was bloody fast
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 03:01 PM
@Rejd can we get the music bot back and play non-stop Britney?
Picer 08-Feb-17 03:01 PM
Well done, now go get a goodjobwank ™
Rejd 08-Feb-17 03:01 PM
Y...yeah?
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 03:02 PM
NO
Percelus 08-Feb-17 03:02 PM
The crafting bug involving duped phantom items should now be fixed (Praise Crom!)
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 03:02 PM
THAT'S TAYLOR SWIFRT
eh I like Tay too
Bchad 08-Feb-17 03:04 PM
.. triggered
TrapBot 08-Feb-17 03:04 PM
GoGoGadget 08-Feb-17 03:06 PM
uh I was listening to that
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 03:11 PM
Bchad 08-Feb-17 03:18 PM
Hell yeah
Goons of the world and all clans can benefit from goonunism once our true enemy arrives
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 03:18 PM




Spookykid (Trogdor) 08-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Hey how's our base doing.?
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 03:25 PM
pgood
i guess
Spookykid (Trogdor) 08-Feb-17 03:29 PM
I meant my base I let some other guilders move into
Tummy ticklers
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 03:29 PM
doing reall well
Spookykid (Trogdor) 08-Feb-17 03:29 PM
I'm at work atm
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 03:29 PM
the archers are gone though
Spookykid (Trogdor) 08-Feb-17 03:30 PM
We got the t 3 slaver in with a full sized wheel of pain?
That's fine I'd rather get some rank 2 or 3 archers
The slaver done and the wheel of pain?
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 03:32 PM
he is not done for some reason but i have been keeping it fueled since i got on
Spookykid (Trogdor) 08-Feb-17 03:34 PM
Weird he was like full bar when I logged
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 03:37 PM
oh maybe he is done and i am not looking at it correctly
Spookykid (Trogdor) 08-Feb-17 03:39 PM
If it says it'll destroy him when u go to move him it's not done
If it just let's u move him he's donr
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 04:30 PM
slaver is done
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 04:43 PM
OH GOD
Picer 08-Feb-17 04:43 PM
rip
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:43 PM
Yeah RIP
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 04:44 PM
thats going to hurt when i get back\
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:44 PM
yup
Hoodrow Trillson 08-Feb-17 04:45 PM
server down?
sol 08-Feb-17 04:45 PM
literally killed a mob 1 second before it died
i win conan
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:46 PM
I had engaged 3 mobs, I beliver 2 were Fighter III
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 04:46 PM
A King Rocknose was looking at me weird before the server crashed....
Nine 08-Feb-17 04:46 PM
rip
also archers are kinda shit aren't they
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 04:46 PM
i stubbed my toe, and maybe got a splinter
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:46 PM
When the server comes back on, a King Rocknose will be 7 inches into you 😄
sol 08-Feb-17 04:47 PM
archers aren't shit when you're standing still because you lossed conn
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 04:47 PM
😩
Nine 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
does the something dongful server have base xp and gathering rates
sol 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
3x i believe
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
no
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
@here maintenace is done server back up
sol 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
thanks kim
Nine 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
oh really now
Picer 08-Feb-17 04:48 PM
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 04:49 PM
Goon Engineering is an exact Science(edited)
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 04:49 PM
somehow I lived
Nine 08-Feb-17 04:50 PM
is there a considered best religion
or do they all just do different shit
sol 08-Feb-17 04:50 PM
yog is p cool because eating flesh heals you
considered the goto from what ive heard from others
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 04:51 PM
yeah this time I'm actually going to be dead
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 04:51 PM
launch day problems
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:51 PM
We got top notch admins on the case
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 04:52 PM
@here rebooting the entire server to fix it so check in a second
Picer 08-Feb-17 04:53 PM
wtb admins that doesn't fuck up the server
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 04:53 PM
i want to die
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 04:53 PM
don't*
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 04:56 PM
Picer, you've come to the wrong neighborhood then
Picer 08-Feb-17 04:57 PM
Oh, i knew that the second i joined this discord server
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 04:57 PM
were fixing one script quickly
which will improve server performance further
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 04:57 PM
Soon(tm)
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:02 PM
Eventually
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:02 PM
ehm
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 05:02 PM
server bad. so what.
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:02 PM
the operation was a success, but the patient died
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:02 PM
It might be me and @KwegiboHB killing the server btw
Im trying to invite him to the clan
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:03 PM
Good job!
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:03 PM
thanks, i try
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 05:03 PM
RickSanchez 08-Feb-17 05:04 PM
still down?
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 05:04 PM
yeah
fixing a script
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:04 PM
RickSanchez 08-Feb-17 05:04 PM
this the page you ment ?
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 05:04 PM
yes
it will tell you here when its up again
RickSanchez 08-Feb-17 05:07 PM
i have so much trouble snapping things to the ground.
anything but foundations so far, lol
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:11 PM
@here its back up go nuts
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:15 PM
Ok, trying to invite Kweg again
If it crashes now we know why
oh
nwm
its not that
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:15 PM
woah
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:15 PM
its @KwegiboHB leaving the clan
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:15 PM
I gotta figure this out hold
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:15 PM
yeah, i keep crashing it, soz
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:16 PM
@Kimsemus
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:16 PM
in all fairness, i had no idea it was doing it :/
sol 08-Feb-17 05:16 PM
Kwegibo where is your base so i can burn it down now
TEKNOIR 08-Feb-17 05:16 PM
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:17 PM
it's in game
RickSanchez 08-Feb-17 05:17 PM
mine lost con. again
shits unplayable.
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:18 PM
I think one interesting build for pvp woudl be getting only encumbrance
and then carrying a pile of archer thralls
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:18 PM
it's been thought of a few times
emcumbrance IS best stat though
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:18 PM
especially if you put them in a really fucking annoying place
Well if you're fighting someone with an actual pvp build you will get smashed if you don't have a thrall horde
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:19 PM
okay let me see if there is a way around this
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:19 PM
what exactly is an actual pvp build
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:19 PM
high stamina, a buffer of health, and enough encumbrance to be in the green when fully geared
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:19 PM
kimsemus, well i'll obviously stop trying to leave the guild, but if anyone can do it, welp
sol 08-Feb-17 05:21 PM
dont kill my sleeping dude if you find me when server gets back up. im eating
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:21 PM
I wont
Where is it at btw?
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:21 PM
gonna log in exclusively to kill you
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:21 PM
+
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:21 PM
just a naked man appearing with a stone sword on your doorstep
Rejd 08-Feb-17 05:24 PM
@KwegiboHB rude
And yeah it's apparently a known bug right now :/
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:25 PM
I think another fun thing about conan is that t3 equipment doesn't automatically mean you'll win a fight
In ark if you were cloth and using bows and spears against someonein flak with a rifle you were just totally fucked
Especially since it's mostly melee oriented, instead of focused on range like ARK, Rust, and H1Z1
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 05:28 PM
Game needs an armor doll
Use it to switch your armor out
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:28 PM
an equip hotkey would be nice
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 05:29 PM
No I mean. Click an empty doll while you're wearing a full set and it transfers it onto the doll
Click it again to equip
Quick and easy inventory management
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 05:30 PM
server down?
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 05:30 PM
Cloth is fine when you're gathering resources. Hides are heavy and for fighting
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
ok, going to smoke a cig
be back in 15
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
@here okay that confirms it, leaving clans crashes the server because FunCom
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
neat
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
that's something they'll have to fix and fast
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
lets go fuck up rp servers
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
my newest pvp tactic
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:31 PM
BUT
Rej and I think we know how to fix it
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
installing an ssd, entering pvp versus five people, crashing the server, and murdering them while they sleep!!!!
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
at least for our server
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
Lol
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
i hear if u close the server for 8 hours no one can crash it
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
@here server is coming back up, dont leave your clans, we will work on a fix in the meantime with it up so have fun
Picer 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
Well, gl with fixing that stupid bug. Im hitting the sac. nn all
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:32 PM
kimsemus we were dropping clans last night like crazy
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:33 PM
drop
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:34 PM
@everyone http://www.strawpoll.me/12298660 please vote
it's the only way
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
argh
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
just vote honestly
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
server wipe would knock out levels too wouldn't it
TEKNOIR 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
like this is right from FunCom
it is the only way
most mjaor servers have already done this
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
yeah i'm fine with it
TEKNOIR 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
WELCOME TO EARLY ACCESS Y
ALL
Rejd 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
Since it's sqlite, I probably could copy over character progress from old db to new
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
well
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:35 PM
you might n ot lose char progress
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
so what you're saying
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
if we wipe we can play?
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
is that I razed my own base and did pvp at just the right time
Demiurge 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
Wow
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
if we dont wipe we cant play
DontMindMe 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
🤔
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
keep voting
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
I mean if you have to do it you have to do it
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
]I'll do whatever the community wants ultimately
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
as the highest level of BMW do i get 2 votes
😄
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:36 PM
We can TRY to save char progress as hard as we can
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
tbh if saving char progress takes longer than 30 minutes it's not worth the effort I'd rather play
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
saving character progress would be cool imo
Deepspacebeans 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
Doesn't bother me much, but I haven't been able to play much these past 2 days
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
losing bases and production stuff isn't too hard of a hit compared ot exp
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
who voted no
spurglord
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
I hate to inconvenience anyone but
this is the only way
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
no checkbox option
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
so I put it to the community
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:37 PM
burn it all to the ground
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
one last link
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
I think that even if char progress is lost, with 3x being how it is thats not a hugeeee loss
Deepspacebeans 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
just tear it all down... there will be a new fort kickass
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
better*
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
would also minimize the amount of building bloat that happened from tummy ticklers
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
No checkbox option, didnt vote
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:38 PM
fucking tum tums
Bear in the Woods 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
No goku option, didnt vote
Deepspacebeans 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
yeah, you can even set the xp gain a bit higher for the first 24h if you can't migrate the character data
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
^
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
yeah that is a compromise
Okay how about
5x XP
if we cant save char data
?
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
yea, sounds fair to me
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
for the first day or whatever
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
Its really only the first levelsthat are mega painful
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:39 PM
Okay I can agree to that
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
yeah
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
diplomacy!
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
Tbh, you could just wipe it then and not fuck with trying to save char data.
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
Rej is checking now ahead of time
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
yeah
sounds faster honestly
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
Faster, keeps people able to play
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
yeah we're going with faster
we're sorry this is a funcom fuckup not us
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
I'd rather play than sit around not playing
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
it's affected every server
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
sooner is better than not sooner
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
tru
Cynthia_Dutch 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
how long roughly before the server is all wiped and back up?
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
@Kimsemus you guys found a workaround and a suitable fix for it
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:40 PM
I'm glad to see funcom haasn't changed much since the anarchy online days :v
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
yea, not much you guys can do about it
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
yeah this is a sure fix
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
Don't feel bad, you gotta do what you gotta do
Its either that or wait for Funcom to eventually shit out a fix
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
goons are doing more problem solving than the devs, gg
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
I bought an early access game
I knew this would happen
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
^
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:41 PM
p much
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:42 PM
alright let me look at the database and give you a final word
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:42 PM
Though I will miss my mountain stronghold alot
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:42 PM
will take a few minutes
play in the meantime
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 05:43 PM
We gonna do what we did right away before? leave eachother alone for the first day or two to let people get up and running or full on murder spree
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:43 PM
goout and buy a box of energy drinks
LOL
yeah that worked well the last time
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 05:43 PM
it mostly did
I personally am not planning on fucking with anyone
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 05:44 PM
It was more like 10 hours of leaving people alone
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:44 PM
if chat stays nuetral
RickSanchez 08-Feb-17 05:45 PM
imma fuck up anyone who tried to jump my wall, i can hear em grunting
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:47 PM
We gonna do what we did right away before? leave eachother alone for the first day or two to let people get up and running or full on murder spree

i'm declaring war on everything, including reality itself
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:47 PM
i'm planning on fucking EVERYONE
if this game had landmines I would put them in front of Ofaloaf's door
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:48 PM
oh boy
but what if I have two doors
what then, fuckre
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:48 PM
you just gotta get in there and put another land mine in front of the other door too
and one in the bed
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:48 PM
oh
fuck
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:49 PM
so you explode, respawn in bed, explode, and then go to investigate the first one and explode again
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:49 PM
don't stop now
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:49 PM
@here Okay, we are making one quick attempt at saving data, but we're doing the db updates now, should not take long
vote was overwhelming to wipe so
will increase XP
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:49 PM
and that's when you line the interior of their home with signs full of sonic fanfiction
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:51 PM
ETA is 10 minutes
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:51 PM
king of the hill erotic slash fiction
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:51 PM
who is your king of hte hill oc
Hhank Hhill
inkel 08-Feb-17 05:52 PM
thanks again to the top nerds team for your work on the server
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:52 PM
but fuck you, bottom nerds team
inkel 08-Feb-17 05:52 PM
true
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 05:52 PM
try to get your friends on too
we want to flood pubbies and we're rocketing up server rankings
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 05:53 PM
i dont have friends i only have goons
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 05:53 PM
I prefer to get my friends off
inkel 08-Feb-17 05:53 PM
I'm a goon. I don't have any friends
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:53 PM
same
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:53 PM
I tried to get some other goons but I made the mistake of linking the fuckgoons website instead of just a direct discord invite
hindered 08-Feb-17 05:54 PM
we are your friends, until you need anything of substance
Commoners 08-Feb-17 05:54 PM
unless that subtsance is some anime
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:57 PM
@Ofaloaf discord.fuckgoons.com
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 05:57 PM
nono, i mean i linked them to the website
and they read it and went "hahaha outta here"
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:57 PM
Oh, then get better friends
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:58 PM
he did
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:58 PM
Our website is the first retard check
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:58 PM
have you ever heard of poes law
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:58 PM
Ever heard of law
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 05:59 PM
yes
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 05:59 PM
GDN has a dedicated Conan Exiles Discord for Goons that need a safe space
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 05:59 PM
Well this solves my issue on our wall I could not get quite right
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:00 PM
uh, you're the one being made fun of here, why do i need a safe space
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 06:00 PM
CTS is pretty safe space friendly
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:00 PM
troll is chill people
malcontent too
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 06:01 PM
He must of calmed if was global agenda last I played with him
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:01 PM
Because Im not the one crying about le mean alt right goons
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 06:01 PM
It not if
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:01 PM
wait, who is
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:01 PM
its the imaginary goon
thats whos complaining
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:01 PM
fuck imaginary goons
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:02 PM
Yeah all these complaints always seem to be someones friend or some rando in the thread
Never had anyone to my face say anything
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:02 PM
that's probably because we're on the internet
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:02 PM
probably because they read the website and fucked off
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:02 PM
Thus
The first Retard Check
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:02 PM
they checked you out, and left
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
Good, if they existed in the first place
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
alt right goons? lol
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
Its joek
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
its us
we are alt right
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
BMW is apparently an alt-right Discord
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
the one place where its safe to type
nigger
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
if by alt right, you mean.... ALL right then yeah
we're all right
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
finally
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
nice(edited)
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
kim are you secretly hitler
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
if you ask EVE director goons
yes
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
lol
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:03 PM
Fuck Eve Goons
hth
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
no it doesnt help
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
oh hey i haven't gotten querns riled up in like a month
I should probably do that
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
I REALLY like and am RLL firends with syndic thrass
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
i dont want to fuick eve goons
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
so I still wish I could fly with him
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
syndics a bro
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
he is epic
we went to a paintball event together
and tore it up
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:04 PM
blops campaign in the north mainly consisting of him getting high as fuck and asking me where the fleet was then promptly forgetting it
over
and over again
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:05 PM
pfffft, yulai financial up in here
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:05 PM
db update at 17%
should be 5 mins
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:05 PM
blops is p much the last place in goonfleet that isn't ass
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:05 PM
>playing eve
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:05 PM
not me
I gave my boosting alt away for secret santa, next year i'm going to give my combat main away
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
grats rhym
inkel 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
lol @ people who played more than 10 minutes of the Eve tutorial and uninstalling
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
youre on your way to curing broke brains
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
@inkel same
forge 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
eve was fun in 2006
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
no
forge 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
or whatever
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
it wasnt
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
blazing zero: i haven't really enjoyed eve since 2013
forge 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
it was a new goon adventure
sure it was
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:06 PM
so
forge 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
but beyond that it got terrible
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
please dont nostalgia in here forge
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
i liked just flying big spaceships around and casually doing things while listening to chill music
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
i dont have the right cleaner to wash it up
forge 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
my rose colored glasses are fogging up the place
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
forge, were you in yulai financial?
forge 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
i dont know what that is
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
what is yulai financials
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:07 PM
2006ish sounds about right
it's goonswarm before it every came anywhere near 0.0 or named themselves goonswarm
back when it was the first 30 goons in
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:08 PM
we dont take kindly to big banks in this here alt right chat room
forge 08-Feb-17 06:08 PM
i didnt play then
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:08 PM
yulai was the major hub back then, before jita
forge 08-Feb-17 06:08 PM
i played in 2003 for a short time
thought it was ass
didnt play
forgot my account
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:08 PM
goons smashing kernite in 0.5 space lol
forge 08-Feb-17 06:08 PM
and started playing late 2006
anyhow we should stop talking about eve otherwise we'll summon katherinekore
its like when you say candyman 3 times
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:09 PM
lmao
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:09 PM
eh, i got to take part in operation coathanger
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:09 PM
i like kk
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:09 PM
candyman
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:09 PM
that was one of the most ridiculous things i've gotten to do in a video game
back when a titan was worth $20,000
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
the only good thing about eve was selling pixels to idiots for money
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
i saw that vid, probs the only thing in EVE I ever thought was impressive
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
and even then youre still a dumbass for playing eve
forge 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
i specialized in that
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
the only good thing about eve is hearing the stories, but to have the stories in the first place you have to play, and nothing is worth that
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
i just read about eve from the internet
forge 08-Feb-17 06:10 PM
sounds alot like conan
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
no, in conan all you CAN do is hear the stories
server is never up long enough to make your own lol
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
not true
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
boosh
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
BMW made 3 pages of tears with 5 minutes of work
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
the tears meme
noice
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
and i can't wait to harvest the rest when people hear a wipe was needed because i wanted to leave the clan
forge 08-Feb-17 06:11 PM
duster told me that was the same goon who destroyed 2 weeks worth of work in salem
i got a good laugh
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
im so glad i didnt fall for salem
forge 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
hahah
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
it is a flaming heap of bad
forge 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
its the original ao
if there ever was one
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
idk if anything can be compared to ao
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
its pretty magical
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
same
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
stone and hearth was funny as shit
forge 08-Feb-17 06:12 PM
in salem i quickly realized that if i had the source code
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
or whaever salem's predecessor was called
forge 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
i would be able to code in new shit quicker than jorb and loftar
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
also it was Orv, me and like 2 other goons
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
running through a swamp naked to get covered in leeches
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
i think thats it commoners
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
and eating varieties of sausages for ultimate power
and then getting murdered
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
sounds like russian simulator 2017
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:13 PM
yeah and it was really easy to die too
iirc the goon fort was attacked by what amounted to Hercules
He blew through the front gate in one hit, and then ran through the goon fort one shotting everyone in the town
forge 08-Feb-17 06:14 PM
im really looking forward to WA if they can fix the couple bugs slowing it down and have a open invite so there are enough players to ravage
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:14 PM
the dude apparently had an entire village feeding him bear sausages for a week
And he hit the point where he could one shot anyone, and anyone who started being a threat to his power got punched
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:14 PM
hulking the fuck out on bear sausage
sounds rad as HECK
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
the gaston of bear sausages
every morning I ate five dozen bear sausages
forge 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
salem and h&h were games where true spergs had an advantage
except it was like highlander
and there could only be one
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
lmao
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
@here we tried but couldn't save anything, so wiping
sorry
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
rip
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
lol
hindered 08-Feb-17 06:15 PM
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:16 PM
figuratively hitler
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:16 PM
ahh the tears
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 06:16 PM
i remember some /v/ thread on h&h where a guy got fucked by russians and all they said as he was dying/dead was "russia."
hindered 08-Feb-17 06:16 PM
better get planning
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:17 PM
im planning to eat a dozen donuts
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:17 PM
glazed
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:17 PM
with my bf's jizz, yea
DroneVandalism 08-Feb-17 06:17 PM
thosecost extra
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:18 PM
ahhh, my day is complete
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:18 PM
congrats
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:18 PM
i beat the entire server, i win
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 06:19 PM
Stigmat 08-Feb-17 06:19 PM
Highest kill count confirmed
hindered 08-Feb-17 06:19 PM
i like that volcano
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 06:20 PM
this game does make a pretty building sim thing
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:20 PM
@here Server is back up
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 06:20 PM
goonrush
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 06:20 PM
kekeke
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:22 PM
goonerooshe
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 06:22 PM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
leaving clans no longer blows up the server
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:22 PM
Hurray we've met baseline functionality!
ComradeCorcus 08-Feb-17 06:22 PM
Woo
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:23 PM
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 06:23 PM
:gizz:
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:23 PM
buildings in this can be pretty cool
buy why do that
when I can make a box
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 06:23 PM
ban
if you dont see the need for retarded, opulent, and massively wasteful builds idk what to tell you
those pillars up top are 😍
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 06:24 PM
a very big box
a VERY big box
Commoners 08-Feb-17 06:24 PM
when I began attacking bmw I truly realized in life that all I need is a hammer and the sand between my toes
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:25 PM
So server got wiped?
Or?
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:26 PM
Unfortunately yeah
but that's EA
Last update changed the way the gamedb is being handled, every time someone would leave a clan it'd crash the server.
DontMindMe 08-Feb-17 06:27 PM
Now we can enjoy the initial chaos again
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 06:27 PM
I keep reading EA as electronic arts and not early access, lucky the relevance is the same
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 06:28 PM
same server name? something dongful?
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:29 PM
Yeah
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Ahh damn. Oh well. We'll just tech up again. It's not too bad at least
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:32 PM
I mean it was either wipe or crash every 5 minutes because of someone leaving clans.
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:33 PM
Yeah, exactly
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:41 PM
But yeah to make up for it XP rate will be increased for a while.
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:44 PM
Sweeeeeeet
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 06:47 PM
Nine 08-Feb-17 06:47 PM
are goons gonna congergate together for a bit
Prude 08-Feb-17 06:47 PM
I HAVE TO LOG IN GOD DAMNIT
Tempus Thales 08-Feb-17 06:49 PM
@Nine we are playing on that server for a reason
Prude 08-Feb-17 06:49 PM
ok i voted
lmao
I like how each of the like 10 other goons who tried their hand at their own server have contributed to there being almost as many servers as players
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Give it a month
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 06:53 PM
Voted
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:53 PM
I still don't know why they have their own separate servers, seems pointless in the long run
Like even eu goons can play on TTs with no issues
Rejd 08-Feb-17 06:56 PM
Yeah my occasional rubberbanding isn't much worse than anyone elses!
As it is right now location doesn't even matter since sfps tanking also means ping is going to go up anyway.
(You can see all that by typing ToggleDebugHUD in the console, that you open by hitting the insert key)
Edd 08-Feb-17 06:57 PM
I noticed how crazy high the ping was compared to the location
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 07:00 PM
@here hey i need to bring the server down a couple of times and then i wont touch it but i need like 2 minutes
Let people know real quick
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 07:00 PM
thank u 4 ur support
Ofaloaf 08-Feb-17 07:00 PM
a bit late
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 07:01 PM
reeee
KwegiboHB 08-Feb-17 07:01 PM
is the server name still the same?
RickSanchez 08-Feb-17 07:01 PM
so you just drop the server everytime you personaly havbe a preoblem with it, or..?
Nine 08-Feb-17 07:02 PM
I meant clan like on that server
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 07:02 PM
Server name is same.
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 07:03 PM
@server is back up
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 07:03 PM
It's an early access game, sometimes we have to do shit to the server.
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 07:03 PM
@here server is back up
Prude 08-Feb-17 07:03 PM
More like DickBitchsez
Ritsu 08-Feb-17 07:04 PM
Evike 08-Feb-17 07:07 PM
PRIVATE SERVER SCANDAL
JAIL FOR KIMSEMUS
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 07:08 PM
Mods Knew
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 07:16 PM
free kimsemus
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 07:18 PM
anyone wan to head back to that bluff we were building on last night and today?
kutale 08-Feb-17 07:23 PM
shit. if that's what it took to fix crafting then i'm fine with it
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 07:25 PM
free him
Commoners 08-Feb-17 07:29 PM
do NOT free kimsemus from the script repair hole
he is not broken by the gruel yet
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:41 PM
Someone posted a torrent in the comments thread of the patch
Lmao
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 07:41 PM
God Warrior
Edd 08-Feb-17 07:42 PM
I'm surprised they managed to do it without getting straight up banned
'The crafting bug involving duped phantom items should now be fixed (Praise Crom!)'
Yay
I hope they find a fix for the disppearing altars thing
SomeZer0 08-Feb-17 08:07 PM
anyone who wants to join i am setting up int his area
Edd 08-Feb-17 08:17 PM
I think Picer will probably end up going to the spot he was at last time, but idk, I'm just gonna wait and see
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 08:33 PM
Whyd I get banned? :x
Taylor SWifTT 08-Feb-17 08:34 PM
Viewing gay porn
Kimsemus 08-Feb-17 08:34 PM
I didn't ban you
no one did
if you were hacking BE banned you
Lokee#1115 08-Feb-17 08:35 PM
hm
definitely dont know/care enough to try and mod any files
lemme try to recon
DontMindMe 08-Feb-17 09:01 PM
time to start fresh I guess and bully some turtles
Schizotek(Cavefish) 08-Feb-17 09:04 PM
did characters get reset?
kutale 08-Feb-17 09:05 PM
everything did
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 09:38 PM
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 09:39 PM
The Vitruvian Dong
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 09:40 PM
50% dong slider
im comfortably average
Burrito 08-Feb-17 09:40 PM
Hazlen 08-Feb-17 09:40 PM
yea
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 09:40 PM
looks right
Burrito 08-Feb-17 09:41 PM
ok but I can't find multiplayer
BlazingZero 08-Feb-17 09:41 PM
lotta pigs in this game, for sure
this is it, greets
Burrito 08-Feb-17 09:43 PM
tbh it has a better rating on steam than other conan. It's the clear choice.
inkel 08-Feb-17 09:50 PM
does anyone know why I wouldn't be able to learn the Journeyman Stonemason recipe? I'm lvl 20, have available points, and have both pre-requisite recipes learned..
but the Unlock button is greyed out
Commoners 08-Feb-17 09:51 PM
do NOT feed conan the truffles
Robzilla 08-Feb-17 09:52 PM
GET TO DAH CHAPPAH
Aarown 08-Feb-17 10:21 PM
@inkel I might be misremembering, but I thought for some prereqs you have to have actually crafted the thing and not just unlock it
Goodchild 08-Feb-17 10:33 PM
Did the server name change?
Ah, never mind, it just was the very last server the browser found.
Fallout 08-Feb-17 10:57 PM
for anyone that rushed for a base in the west, how did you deal with the lack of water?
Evike 08-Feb-17 10:58 PM
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 10:58 PM
coffin express for h2o purposes until waterskins and wells could be scrounged
kutale 08-Feb-17 10:59 PM
death is preferable to water runs
Fallout 08-Feb-17 10:59 PM
brutal
Fallout 08-Feb-17 11:00 PM
what's the fastest route to a well on a official server with 1x rates
the well well, or the Mitra t2?
welp, well is at 25, mitra t2 is 20
Simplyjack 08-Feb-17 11:03 PM
we're a proud yog clan ty
Sayyida 08-Feb-17 11:32 PM
well that was a fun night of building
Eonwe 08-Feb-17 11:44 PM
server is running good
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:00 AM
yah all the problems at this point are funcom
still some issues, but the difference between 20 players and 50 is negligible
5x makes for some pretty rapid progress
utiliize it because it wont last long
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:05 AM
As long as the euros and Aussies get a chance for good exp, I'm happy
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:08 AM
im told it will be at least 24 more hours
just appreciate the gift(edited)
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:27 AM
I appreciate the gift.
Idk what I'm gonna do though. Kinda don't have a group until the eurogoons get on. So not sure what to do
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:28 AM
there is a euro server
but there are others around'
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:29 AM
I'm not a euro :p
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:29 AM
talk to rejd and cynthia
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:29 AM
I just played with them on the main server haha
I'm an Australian
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:29 AM
server pop is high
make friends
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:29 AM
Fair point
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:29 AM
no excuse for boganism
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:30 AM
Have you met a bogan?
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:30 AM
just shout when youre in need
there are plenty around to help
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:30 AM
Tbh, I really want to make a tower
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:30 AM
ive just met one
Bchad 09-Feb-17 12:30 AM
-1 metal slime
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:31 AM
Like an actual tower.
Necrosaro 09-Feb-17 12:31 AM
.
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:31 AM
Circular and vaguely phallic
Can you build walls off of ceilings? Or only off of walls or foundations?
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:33 AM
An alternative definition has been claimed by numerous local commentators over the years, including Ngunnawal Elder, Don Bell, whereby "Canberra" or "Nganbra/Nganbira" means "woman's breasts" and is the Indigenous name for the two mountains, Black Mountain and Mount Ainslie, which lie almost opposite each other.
Edd 09-Feb-17 12:33 AM
Never had a chance to play with that
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:35 AM
thats what she said
Bchad 09-Feb-17 12:36 AM
-1 PEEPERS
hindered 09-Feb-17 12:39 AM
fuck your mother
Toonces 09-Feb-17 01:07 AM
Was Something DOngful reset?
My dude dissapeared
WEEDBABYGOKU420 09-Feb-17 01:13 AM
yes
hindered 09-Feb-17 01:14 AM
:dealwithit:
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 01:42 AM
Funcom fucked up their database
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 01:43 AM
Funcom more like bitchcum
Edd 09-Feb-17 01:45 AM
Woooooooo
Funcom
Really not sure what to do or where to go. Hmm.
Prude 09-Feb-17 01:56 AM
If you want a picture of the future, imagine Funcom stamping on servers — forever.
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 01:57 AM
Imagine funcom releasing the next map as paid dlc while still having the game in early access
Prude 09-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Ah, the Ark treatment then?
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:00 AM
Lmao
Can I trade twine for friendship
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 02:08 AM
I need a mechanic where your thralls work harder when you punch them
proatworkhere 09-Feb-17 02:11 AM
have we modded the server so we can have mile-long cocks yet?
i need it for my RP
Prude 09-Feb-17 02:11 AM
needs to be a mod where you can use your insanely long dick to drag thralls
and also whip them
proatworkhere 09-Feb-17 02:11 AM
You uncoil your length of dick.
small endowment should cause npcs to laugh at you if you're pantsless, giving you an extra moment to attack
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 02:14 AM
Throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:19 AM
I'm just running around making wooden boxes and waterskins for low amounts of exp
Toonces 09-Feb-17 02:25 AM
I cannot slot a door into a doorframe
"Must be attached to an appropriate slot"
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:32 AM
I'm curious what the most exp efficient item is to make early on
I'm getting a decent amount spamming out twine and wooden boxes
But I guess most of that is just 5x exp
hindered 09-Feb-17 02:42 AM
kill shit seems to be the best so far
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:43 AM
I should probably go do that, but idk. I'm already 12 and a half levels in in about an hour or so
Not sure if that is good or bad pacing with 5 times exp
proatworkhere 09-Feb-17 02:44 AM
i think the grind starts to sink in around 20+
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 02:45 AM
@Edd crafting and gathering XP is absolute shit compared to killing
also we gonna rebuild in the same place or what?
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:45 AM
@GoGoGadget no clue, been waiting for you guys to come on
I've just been levelling slowly
I'm already able to make all the crafting benches we need and all of the base stuff
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 02:46 AM
I'll be on in a couple of hours. I have an appointment in one hour and I'll be on after that for a short period, before another appointment
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:46 AM
Npnp
I'll just try to get to 15 or so then(edited)
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 02:46 AM
Is it at 5x permanently or just because of the reset?
kutale 09-Feb-17 02:47 AM
back to 3x tomorrow
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 02:47 AM
Nice
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:49 AM
I'm just gonna go suicide to bmw or something and then start venturing to get to the old spot
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 02:52 AM
I don't know if we should build there, though
too easy to fuck with the NPC spawns there. Maybe we should build near a large NPC encampment that you can't build in
(also too many spiders in the old location)
anyway back to work, I'll talk to you when I get home
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:56 AM
So green thing = bad?
Barrier that is
kutale 09-Feb-17 02:57 AM
kills you without warning. especially fun with lag
something to do with movement prediction. even if there's a wall between you and the barrier you'll die if you start moving towards it too close
Edd 09-Feb-17 02:58 AM
Alright, @GoGoGadget I'll try and find a spot or wait for picer to appear
Prude 09-Feb-17 03:01 AM
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 03:03 AM
Nerf yog
God damn
BlackFaceMayhem 09-Feb-17 03:11 AM
Jesus christ
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:18 AM
@Orv
Orv 09-Feb-17 03:18 AM
We'll take care of it
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:18 AM
Secondary screenshot confirming it's a camp
The trump crew
kutale 09-Feb-17 03:20 AM
that's a pretty strict standard to set. all the good spots in the northeast block a 2-3 npc camp
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:21 AM
There are a lot of places to build that don't
It's not a small camp either
Orv 09-Feb-17 03:23 AM
It's not a server rule or anything, it's basically just a thin veneer of excuse for mayhem
kutale 09-Feb-17 03:26 AM
i take it that boosting is not considered an exploit?
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:26 AM
Also you guys don't care about the entry spawns of a dungeon, do you?
Idk if those even get disrupted easily
kutale 09-Feb-17 03:27 AM
cave entrances have some degree of protection against building, not sure if buildings affect spawns though
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:32 AM
@GoGoGadget @Picer we have our old spot back
If we want it
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 03:33 AM
Building tall in this game is a bad idea with shit like yog going around
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:39 AM
Makes sense
I've almost build this staircase, woo
Rejd 09-Feb-17 03:44 AM
Sometimes you just need a nice and girthy cock tower
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:46 AM
@Orv any of you guys 20-25 yet?
Orv 09-Feb-17 03:46 AM
Dunno, I haven't been playing today, just ran to our base and logged. Rej probably is.
Edd 09-Feb-17 03:46 AM
Ahhk
@Rejd ? :P
I got dc'd O.o
Anyone else?
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 05:21 AM
if you block a cave or a dungeon entrance you'll get bombed
Edd 09-Feb-17 05:22 AM
We're nowhere near the entrance
Just curious if the radius can influence dungeon spawns
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 05:22 AM
yes it does
building radius is a cylinder
up and down
Edd 09-Feb-17 05:23 AM
Ahhk, nowhere near the important part of the dungeon
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 05:27 AM
Just block off all the entrances to the deserted city and nobody can build bombs!
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 05:28 AM
that would only hurt small groups
and probably get you banned
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 05:33 AM
well duh
It's impossible anyway
You can always build a ladder over the walls
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 06:33 AM
edd, those guys got me last night
Edd 09-Feb-17 06:35 AM
Which ones?
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 06:36 AM
you called em 'trump crew' at 430 this morning
in the field closes to iron veins
Edd 09-Feb-17 06:36 AM
Yeah
They built on a big camp
:/
Wouldn't care if they built on a small camp or something
But that is a heft camp
hefty*
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 06:37 AM
ohh, people were warned not to block npc or theyll be booted
npc are a large part of the ecosystem in conan. greifing them is cheating
Edd 09-Feb-17 06:37 AM
Well, it's just a dick thing to do
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 06:38 AM
whats the rules with raiding, like i can only get em off the land if i destoy all the floors and build my own?
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 06:46 AM
You can reduce the claim area for bases
It's really wide by default
NPC camps despawn because their camp falls into a claimed area
Best way to kill a base is to summon yog
kutale 09-Feb-17 06:47 AM
land claim is only 30 by 30 blocks, camp spawns might follow a different rule
kutale 09-Feb-17 06:50 AM
@RickSanchez right now you'd have to completely wipe all buildings and wait for server restart to un-claim an area
Edd 09-Feb-17 06:59 AM
Apparently I'm bugged and can't place anything at all, this is odd. Gonna try a full restart
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 06:59 AM
how do you summon?
Edd 09-Feb-17 06:59 AM
T3 shrine
Edd 09-Feb-17 07:00 AM
And summoner npc afaik?
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 07:00 AM
ok
just started learning about the npc lat night
but the chests are still bugged and i cant fix, so i wont be on today.
its like the chest is full, but all icons are gone. so i cant put more in. and it wont let me take anything out. all 12 chests -_-
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 07:15 AM
I picked up a slave on accident (E) once and it got into my inventory as a bad entity once
RIP dancer
Edd 09-Feb-17 07:15 AM
So if you can't rotate/place things
You need to go die in an unclaimed space
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 07:17 AM
its already placed, the icons inside chest are bugged and cant be touched, wood, stone, branches.
Edd 09-Feb-17 07:18 AM
I'm just saying a bug fix in general for anyone
Not for your case
RickSanchez 09-Feb-17 07:18 AM
oh. alright. ill keep it in mind.
TEKNOIR 09-Feb-17 07:22 AM
damn thats sexy as fuck
smash all the bases
Ofaloaf 09-Feb-17 07:23 AM
So I logged in this morning and found a corner of the Garbage Hut removed so the sky-bridge could have another pillar
's cool, managed to patch up the torn-up area and will work around it now
Picer 09-Feb-17 07:29 AM
@Edd sweet!
Edd 09-Feb-17 07:32 AM
@Picer gimme a yell when you are on
Picer 09-Feb-17 07:33 AM
soon
Edd 09-Feb-17 07:33 AM
Base is a bit different this time around
I made it into an actual building
Picer 09-Feb-17 07:37 AM
Even better
Logging inn now
Hoodrow Trillson 09-Feb-17 07:46 AM
on steam server browser, where would I input an IP address?
TEKNOIR 09-Feb-17 07:47 AM
view
servers
favorites
add server
Picer 09-Feb-17 07:52 AM
or
right click conan in steam
launch options
and write +connect whatever.the.ip.is
BlazingZero 09-Feb-17 08:55 AM
official servers coming soon
kutale 09-Feb-17 09:08 AM
First 81 servers will be going up in the US, with 31 European servers going up tomorrow. http://steamcommunity.com/games/440900/announcements/detail/579113052933850650
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 09:30 AM
obligatory viewing
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 09:34 AM
@here we will probably do a maintenance reboot this morning just to do some server garbage cleanup, nothing out of the ordinary. We will try to announce when. Also if you intentionally build on an NPC camp -- you've been warned about 100 times about this and your base WILL get deleted.(edited)
Edd 09-Feb-17 09:38 AM
Awesome
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 09:38 AM
Basically just PM me with the location of a suspected offending build and I'll look at it
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 09:38 AM
should say in the server too we seem to have quite a few pubbies now
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 09:38 AM
yeah I can't be on because I'm on work so if someone announces on server when we do it will appreciate
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 09:39 AM
k
Edd 09-Feb-17 09:39 AM
@Picer you are banned from placing crafting tables
:<
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 09:41 AM
@Kimsemus Did you have a change to look at the authentication issue I was having?
Edd 09-Feb-17 09:41 AM
He placed one in our base in a way so that I couldn't place walls behind it
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 09:42 AM
I think TT did and we can't figure out what's going on because there is no kind of block or filter running
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 09:45 AM
Ah, that's too bad. I won't be able to play on your server then :(
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 09:47 AM
Patch out, fixes the guild issues. Also, 81 US official servers going up today.
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 09:47 AM
Yeah we patched to the latest build last night so it's all fixed
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 09:50 AM
Yep that's our current build
kutale 09-Feb-17 10:09 AM
I remember a few people saying they wish there were binoculars in-game. The fov command isn't cheat-protected so you can use it as binoculars. At the bottom of keybindings you can set a few custom commands to a key so you don't have to keep opening console to zoom in/out. It breaks bow zoom though.
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:09 AM
Server is showing as an invalid version on the in-game browser after this new client patch though.
Edd 09-Feb-17 10:10 AM
That's weird
SomeZer0 09-Feb-17 10:11 AM
yeah just got a small patch about 10 mins ago
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Okay, I'll have the update pushed and restart
thanks for letting me know
Thanks for letting me know, at work this morning lol
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:14 AM
So now that the official servers are going to be coming back up, are we all still staying here, splintering to officials, or is it a case of herding cats and no one knows.
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:15 AM
Why leave a perfectly good server?
Prude 09-Feb-17 10:15 AM
our server will probably still outperform the officials
forays onto officials are fine for hunting new pubbie stock, i'm sure
but ideally they come to us in enough numbers over time to not HAVE to
BlazingZero 09-Feb-17 10:18 AM
i think that question hinges on how good or shit the officials are
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:19 AM
I think our server will outperform the official servers and we have much higher pop support, currently
we had like 55 on last night, many pubbies
and we're like in the top 4% for servers atm and climbing
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 10:20 AM
pyramid nearly done
ill have to think of shit to do for the other two gods.
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:21 AM
So it's up to whomever but I think a lot of people will prefer a server with active admins and settings and shit because griefing is so easy atm
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:21 AM
Alright, the server I was playing on has become a laggy cesspool, so I'll hop over to Dongful once it updates.
Think I just had bad timing, I didn't get on the night the server went up, and by morning all chat was was one or two people bitching about their base being wrecked, so I decided to poke around someplace else - didn't realize until later wht kind of silly nonsense was being built, heh.
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:25 AM
lol yeah like 1x5 shit shacks with t1 walls
and our population is a LOT of pubbies
Edd 09-Feb-17 10:25 AM
Yeah, there have been a lot of shit shacks
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Oh no, this was the first night crap, a 200m platform supported by one columm kind of janky shacks.
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:26 AM
oh hahah
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:26 AM
lol
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:26 AM
yeah I mean there are some few serious pvp clans on the server now as is normal, and lots of randoms and little groups
who knows what will happen
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:27 AM
we need to make streets/alleys and stuff
like PLAN YOUR BUILDS PEOPLE
BlazingZero 09-Feb-17 10:27 AM
taking survival games that seriously
is probably not for most people
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:27 AM
its really not hard
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:27 AM
Part of me wants to try to grab a new server and try to trek to where BMW's build is, but I suspect that may be beyond a solo players ability to hold.
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:27 AM
at all
theres no water so gl
kutale 09-Feb-17 10:28 AM
mmm, sandstone. my favourite
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:28 AM
Yeah, there's water inside the city, but that looks a little rough to get to at low levels.
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 10:28 AM
@Demiurge your problem is with conan not talking to steam, I had the same issue. If you've got a friend on the server you should able to join on them through steam.
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:29 AM
Plus the run there is a nightmare of hyenas, cobras, scorpions.. Yeah...
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:30 AM
the mesa where we built takes a ton of work to secure
that whole area does and the only nearby water is protected by tons of NPCs
until you get a well
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:31 AM
Great spot though, but yeah, a solo player would take ages on a 1x server to do anything with that mesa.
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:32 AM
even on ours it took like 10 of us 6 hours to make it defensible
kutale 09-Feb-17 10:33 AM
on a 1x server you'd have ages to work the place too. the best base defense is tough NPCs on the way there
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:34 AM
@Hazlen Even if other servers work?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:34 AM
Oh yeah, I was on what is now the #5 ranked server at the old BMW base spot in the center of the map, took 3 days before anyone else put something down up there.
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:34 AM
I'd like to try that solution though
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:34 AM
The west side of the map might take a week for people to venture over.
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 10:34 AM
I haven't tried playing on any other servers yet
But I do sometimes have to join on someone because I get that authentication error too(edited)
Edd 09-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Yeah our mesa isn't defensible yet
Takes so fucking long
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Cool, anyone on the server right now I can try it with?(edited)
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 10:36 AM
@here someone be a bro and friend demi urge so he can try joining on you
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 10:37 AM
Add me
same name no spaced
spaces
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:38 AM
Done
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:38 AM
@Kimsemus Is the update going to be pushed to the server soon? Just wondering if I should try the friend thing to to get on since I can't use the in-game.
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 10:38 AM
Also if you haven't tried it yet you can use console commands to join
"Open [ip address]"
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:39 AM
I did that
It says authentication failed
Oh wow
I think it actually worked
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:40 AM
I just got the same via the console command.
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:40 AM
I'm in, bitches
Prepare for server ruin
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 10:40 AM
Robzilla 09-Feb-17 10:41 AM
I wake up, look at steam [CONAN EXILES - Update Require], first thought through my mind. http://i.imgur.com/kZOdkdP.gif
Edd 09-Feb-17 10:41 AM
@Demiurge I'll send you a picture
Demiurge 09-Feb-17 10:42 AM
SULLYING A VIRGIN
My crimes know no bounds
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 10:42 AM
@GoGoGadget , mind if I friend you too to try to join?
Robzilla 09-Feb-17 10:43 AM
I punched a camel, defecated on a statue, and something involving someone daughter. I had a greate fucking time apparently
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 10:43 AM
sure
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 10:43 AM
yeah it will be pushed soon'
ASAP really
Robzilla 09-Feb-17 10:44 AM
I need to fuck around in SP and prototype some designs
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:47 AM
get fortify
Robzilla 09-Feb-17 10:48 AM
hrm
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:51 AM
its technically for rust but 90% of the parts are the same
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 11:00 AM
demiurge connect with conan launch prameters
i still have to do that
i dont know who made their netcode but whoever did it was not doing it correctly at all, regarding anything
lol rob
Evike 09-Feb-17 11:18 AM
so tldr is the server up? are things deleted
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 11:21 AM
Server is up but we are updating still I think
Evike 09-Feb-17 11:23 AM
cool
"PS: We are still working on the Disappearing Altars issues."
lol jesus those altars do not want to stay
alright im going to head to class early, hopefully when I get back we'll be all donging
Edd 09-Feb-17 11:25 AM
I need half a level :/
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 11:27 AM
Hah, can't join via a friend in steam, but thesteam browser is fine. Go figure
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 11:28 AM
Can you join if you have the newest patch downloaded?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 11:28 AM
Yes, just did, but in-game browser, console join, and friend join all failed.
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 11:28 AM
serbers up
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 11:32 AM
So, now that I'm on, any group of miscreants that have a population around this time have room for another?
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 11:32 AM
Nyfrin you can join us in PoE
We're euro mostly and am aussie
I'm about to head back on
Revol 09-Feb-17 11:40 AM
I can't join, invalid version
Edd 09-Feb-17 11:40 AM
Server needs an update soon
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 11:42 AM
did you guys update?
i updated and im in
Revol 09-Feb-17 11:45 AM
yeah I updated around 11am
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 11:52 AM
the server hasn't updated for the most recent patch, no
but you can still join
Toonces 09-Feb-17 11:59 AM
DOngful down? I can't directly connect and it's not showing up in the list.
Edd 09-Feb-17 11:59 AM
Hasn't been updated yet
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 11:59 AM
use the steam browser or click "show invalid servers"
its not updated
Toonces 09-Feb-17 11:59 AM
shit
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 11:59 AM
you can still get on
Toonces 09-Feb-17 12:01 PM
Whoa. my ping went from 75 to 128
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:01 PM
server ping is pretty high right now
I'm getting 500
Toonces 09-Feb-17 12:02 PM
Have we tried making things better? Flips that switch!
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 12:33 PM
server back up friends?
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:33 PM
It never went down
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 12:34 PM
okay
I'm just looking at the invalid server bug
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:34 PM
It's because it's no patched to the most recent
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 12:36 PM
😦
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:38 PM
I don't know if it's a good time to troll people, they might leave!
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 12:38 PM
hes threatening to break stuff T_T
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:39 PM
oh didn't know you were talking to anyone in particular in game
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 12:39 PM
we were more talking around that guy whoever he is
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 12:41 PM
Is he a single guy
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:41 PM
no
not according to what he said
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 12:43 PM
wait is the server down?
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:44 PM
no
you have to join on the steam server browser or check "show invalid servers"
because they haven't patched it yet
but they are about to in a couple minutes
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 12:47 PM
Soon™
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 12:49 PM
do restarts reset thrall progress?
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 12:50 PM
no
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 12:53 PM
do dancers stack? like if I get a whole troup of dancers do i become functionally immortal in my base?
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 12:55 PM
no
theres a placement restriction on them
not too many thralls in one spot, plus the dancer buff doesnt stack
multiple dancers have no effect
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 12:56 PM
What if you had 1 of each tier?(edited)
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 12:57 PM
yeah, if I find "Jormana the Slutt" or whatever the t4 one is should that be the only one I have?
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 01:00 PM
"Ionna the Seductress" is their actual name i guess
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 01:08 PM
dancers dont stack
regardless of tier
buff aquisition rate is the same, hp regen is the same, duration is the same
you can have as many jormana the slutts as you want as long as they are spaced out enough for you to place them
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 01:25 PM
oh is the server restarting? I wanna see what the dumb goons have done to my dumb giant magaproject while I was gone
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 01:25 PM
Did the server restart yet?
Schizotek(Cavefish) 09-Feb-17 01:26 PM
nvm its still showing up, just took awhile for it to show up
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 01:27 PM
Yeah but they said they were restarting
I don't know if they did
Toonces 09-Feb-17 01:38 PM
Wow, okay. Building is more realistic than expected. I kept using a Minecraft method
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 01:41 PM
server has not rebooted yet
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 01:46 PM
I was gonna do it but was told to wait 🤷
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 01:46 PM
What time is the 5x XP going away?
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 02:01 PM
tonight I think
rejd can do a thing I think
Bishop 09-Feb-17 02:04 PM
anyone doing for honor?
Rejd 09-Feb-17 02:04 PM
So server is outdated right now?
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 02:08 PM
kim said he was doing a thing to it
he said soon a while ago so i assumed the worst
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Soon is very relative in BMW people time
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 02:12 PM
there needs to be a soon emote
Robzilla 09-Feb-17 02:12 PM
:gaben:
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 02:12 PM
to streamline things
CoffeeBooze 09-Feb-17 02:16 PM
Was there a wipe after the last patch?
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 02:16 PM
yeah
Rejd 09-Feb-17 02:17 PM
@here updated to latest version
CoffeeBooze 09-Feb-17 02:17 PM
Ok cool, I was worrited I connected to the wrong server and was going to have to take another 10 minutes reconnecting
This is the perfect opportunity to readjust my dong slider
KwegiboHB 09-Feb-17 02:19 PM
you'd think funcom could be convinced to hold off for a daily patch at a certain time every day
so at least people could schedule around it
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 02:21 PM
im a professional conan player
i want up to thet minute patches 24/7
Rejd 09-Feb-17 02:22 PM
So steamcmd has a few flags that you'd think would always return the newest information about a certain appid, turns out it's caching that and only updates when you run an actual update :/
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 02:37 PM
Can I put this down on my resume
FunCom Intern (unpaid)
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 02:44 PM
funcom developer (unpaid)
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 02:45 PM
I put Professional Street Nigga on mine so(edited)
Yeah prob
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 02:47 PM
.i wants to be hardcore but his mom wont let him
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 02:47 PM
TrapBot 09-Feb-17 02:47 PM
Quote added.
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 02:49 PM
That wasnt the joke
.i big ounce
TrapBot 09-Feb-17 02:49 PM
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 02:50 PM
oh rip
well enjoy the quote i guess
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 02:52 PM
Still accurate
TrapBot 09-Feb-17 03:25 PM
Hoodrow Trillson 09-Feb-17 03:39 PM
if you have a box on a foundation and the foundation gets destroyed, does the box get destroyed as well?
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 03:43 PM
sometimes yes sometimes no
it's supposed to
but because of bugs sometimes objects survive
same with thralls and sleepers floating in the air after a base is destroyed
Cynthia_Dutch 09-Feb-17 03:45 PM
dont take away the 5x yet!! just got home and havent not played since the full wipe...need to level up!
Picer 09-Feb-17 03:45 PM
same!
except ill only get like an hour or so in
So i need it tomorrow as well
And pleasing Picer is ofc the most important thing in the world
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 03:55 PM
We'll keep it on through USTZ primetime tonight
Picer 09-Feb-17 03:56 PM
but but
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 03:56 PM
lol actually we will figure it out, we want everyone to get a fair shot at it
Picer 09-Feb-17 03:58 PM
Yeah, the hardship for being eu
and also busy
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 03:59 PM
maybe it would be best to keep till morning US
so AU/EU gets 2 primetimes in like US
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 03:59 PM
@Kimsemus BlakMamba blocking NPC spawn @ 18,664 126,303 -8,588
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 03:59 PM
Snitch
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 03:59 PM
okay will teleport fix it when I get or or @Rejd
if you can take a look at it
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 04:00 PM
Taylor, it's where I get my black strippers
Of course I snitched
proatworkhere 09-Feb-17 04:01 PM
oh is the private server having the 5x reduced?
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 04:01 PM
We're thinking about it
but not sure when
we are normally 3x
just xp
Picer 09-Feb-17 04:01 PM
@Kimsemus If you please me @GoGoGadget will blow your dick
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 04:02 PM
I'm omw home from work
will then nuke that camp
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 04:02 PM
blow deez
inkel 09-Feb-17 04:19 PM
someone help me remember, didn't they have a patch awhile ago that made it so arrows couldn't damage structures?
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 04:19 PM
Yes
Allegedly
inkel 09-Feb-17 04:19 PM
okay that's what I thought. Thanks
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 04:20 PM
this new patch made arrows equivalent to rocket launchers
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 04:20 PM
which ones are you using?
inkel 09-Feb-17 04:22 PM
I'm not using any - I haven't tested the arrows. Our base just got raided, and I'm trying to think of what design we need to help defend it is all
Picer 09-Feb-17 04:22 PM
How do we feel about bases that block npc spawns?
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 04:23 PM
Not happy about it
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 04:23 PM
I'm using arrows on T1 and it's not doing anything
@Picer Kimsemus said they're going to delete any base that blocks NPC spawns
Picer 09-Feb-17 04:24 PM
nwm, it was the same base that Luigi talked about
inkel 09-Feb-17 04:24 PM
okay cool, thanks for testing that, Luigi
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 04:26 PM
Do not block npc spawns please.
We will remove all offending structures.
You can build nearby but if your too close and they stop spawning that's a problem.(edited)
GoGoGadget 09-Feb-17 04:27 PM
I think it's mostly pubbies doing it now
Robzilla 09-Feb-17 05:09 PM
Robin80JP 09-Feb-17 06:00 PM
Anybody playing on official #178? Trying to figure out where to run to once I log on.
Ofaloaf 09-Feb-17 06:03 PM
we're all on something dongful, yo
Robin80JP 09-Feb-17 06:04 PM
Dongful it is.
OmarCominYo 09-Feb-17 06:43 PM
Did Something Dongful have a reset or something recently It wants me to make a new char
inkel 09-Feb-17 06:43 PM
yeah it did
there was a bug where if someone left a clan, it would crash the server.
only fix was to wipe the database
Edd 09-Feb-17 06:57 PM
Keeping exp up for another primetime would be sick @Kimsemus
Kimsemus 09-Feb-17 07:02 PM
yeah done we will do it
KwegiboHB 09-Feb-17 07:46 PM
hey kimsemus, someone made a clan and then left it and it locked them out of their house
thecount in game
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 07:49 PM
hahaha
same idiot who was threatening to blow our shit up
quaking in my boots here
KwegiboHB 09-Feb-17 07:52 PM
thecount? still, that's a shitty way to go, funcom bug
Edd 09-Feb-17 07:59 PM
It's kinda funny tbh
Orv 09-Feb-17 08:02 PM
Y'all motherfuckers fuckin fucked
Bchad 09-Feb-17 08:04 PM
The ark meta was to salt the earth of you're enemies with foundations
This starving them to death of resources
Guessing that will continue to be the meta on official servers that lack admins to stop spawn blockig
Edd 09-Feb-17 08:10 PM
I love how janky the loading is in this game
I hasn't loaded in the ceiling of my second floor yet
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 08:12 PM
Thats, IIRC, a lag compensation mechanism
To prevent overloading the client during load in
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 08:12 PM
^
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 08:13 PM
It also majorily backfired
Because people can just log in and out and walk through walls
funcom.txt
Hazlen 09-Feb-17 08:13 PM
earlyaccess.exe
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 08:13 PM
Yeah, cant be that angry or upset
Its to be expected
Edd 09-Feb-17 08:14 PM
Or not access part of their base :P
Stigmat 09-Feb-17 09:43 PM
108.61.130.81:24200
Hoodrow Trillson 09-Feb-17 09:51 PM
@Kimsemus yo i bitched but thanks for the server man, this is fun/good
Stigmat 09-Feb-17 10:40 PM
Commoners 09-Feb-17 10:44 PM
haha
that's something worth throwing a macro together for
does it work with picks too?
Stigmat 09-Feb-17 10:48 PM
I think it only works with swords
I think anything else has an animation that is too slow
I only tried it with a sword and it worked
Ketermuls 09-Feb-17 10:52 PM
wheres the dongful base?
Fallout 09-Feb-17 10:52 PM
why are there like, 3 times as many blitz servers than non-wiping pvp servers?
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 10:54 PM
There isn't a main dongful base
Prude 09-Feb-17 10:54 PM
because blitz is ultimately better
wipes are inevitable in this type of game so long as it's being developed anyhow
and NEVER resetting would get stale and mean the server "meta" never shifts once established(edited)
Fallout 09-Feb-17 10:55 PM
my friends are stupid nerds and say they don't want a wiping server
even though the odds of them still playing in a month are low
Prude 09-Feb-17 10:55 PM
thats a pubbie ass opinion to have
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:56 PM
with Funcom its impossible to not guarantee a no-wipe server
because they break shit on the regular that requires a wipe
Fallout 09-Feb-17 10:56 PM
one guy is so against losing progress in games, he says he hates playing PoE or Diablo 3 seasons
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 10:56 PM
lmao
Fallout 09-Feb-17 10:59 PM
is anyone here playing on #178?
Ketermuls 09-Feb-17 11:03 PM
im having trouble eharing anyone in the main voice chat
Prude 09-Feb-17 11:03 PM
man the whole point of anything that resets
is to basically learn to speedrun the progress
Ketermuls 09-Feb-17 11:03 PM
could someone invite me to the clan on dongful?
Prude 09-Feb-17 11:03 PM
and see how far you can get from 0, as fast as possible
Simplyjack 09-Feb-17 11:03 PM
builds gigantic opulent shit every time
Ketermuls 09-Feb-17 11:06 PM
is anyone online on dongful?
Ritsu 09-Feb-17 11:06 PM
Yeah I am
My dong is always full and on
Ketermuls 09-Feb-17 11:07 PM
where is our base
kutale 09-Feb-17 11:08 PM
@Ketermuls try one voice channel down. there's some of picer's crew on dongful
Ketermuls 09-Feb-17 11:08 PM
why do we have 3 channels
and i cant hear anyone for some eason
kutale 09-Feb-17 11:08 PM
because there is no main clan or main base. rather smaller clans
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 09-Feb-17 11:28 PM
We're an anarchosyndicalist commune.
DroneVandalism 09-Feb-17 11:51 PM
how are the 40 cap official servers going rofl
BlazingZero 09-Feb-17 11:53 PM
they seem to be fairly populated
Taylor SWifTT 09-Feb-17 11:56 PM
Cant wait for them to meltdown as well
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 12:00 AM
how are servers melting down?
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:15 AM
You dont recall PingPerfect dying
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 12:16 AM
i thought you were talking about more recently
like funcom's server code causing private servers to fuck up
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:16 AM
Not sure how you got that from what I said
👌🏿
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 12:17 AM
'as well' is kinda broad
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:17 AM
In the context of official servers no not really
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 12:17 AM
it was in the context of anything
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:17 AM
Its ok youre just being a dumby dumb dumb
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 12:17 AM
no?
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:18 AM
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 12:18 AM
i cant read your mind, friend
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:18 AM
Sad
Commoners 10-Feb-17 01:15 AM
official servers are just ognna be people carpet bombing resource nodes with foundations
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 01:15 AM
If they end up having some moderation they could be good
But I think theyll end up like Rust Officials
Commoners 10-Feb-17 01:16 AM
good luck having admins that aren't crazy and unfair individuals
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 01:16 AM
Tell me about it
Commoners 10-Feb-17 01:17 AM
I should have made that and/or because not all unfair admins are batshit crazy, and not all crazy admins are necessarily unfair
but both are really bad to play with
crazy at least can be fun sometimes
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 01:18 AM
Agreed
Although crazy to a point is good
Like Dr Pingas on RustyBottoms
Who would take a section of forest and fill in with bear traps
Promising loot at the center
Commoners 10-Feb-17 01:19 AM
hahaha
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 01:19 AM
And nothing was there
And would just fly around watching people try and fail
Commoners 10-Feb-17 01:19 AM
its kind of like the scaling crazy of ss13 admins
it can either make a round awesome and fun or completely unplayable
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 01:21 AM
Rust was one of 3 flavors
Absent, Rcon watcher, or abuser
BlazingZero 10-Feb-17 01:58 AM
yeah officials will probably suck until they fix resource destruction
with bad foundations
Robzilla 10-Feb-17 01:58 AM
also 1x evertyhing augh
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 02:00 AM
and 40 play cap
player
kek
some fucking idiot blocked the entire yog camp in the south west corner by putting a 3 story house right at the entrance
there area couple npc places that really should be building blocked
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 02:20 AM
>log in
>stand still while tabbed out shitposting and laughing at dumb gay youtubes
>gain a level somehow
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 02:22 AM
so the legends are true
Demiurge 10-Feb-17 02:29 AM
You get passive xp over time
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 02:29 AM
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:18 AM
how bad are the officials
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 03:19 AM
40 playerr cap so pretty bad
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:23 AM
yeah thats sad and awful
we have to many goons to make that fun we will just be fighting each other for slots
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 03:45 AM
and in game
not to mention 10 person clan size
ASaq uhfxghf'lpo
Rejd 10-Feb-17 04:08 AM
I mean look at Rust, did we ever actually play on an official server? Nahhh
Toonces 10-Feb-17 04:39 AM
Cooooooooool. Can't sleep.
Cynthia_Dutch 10-Feb-17 07:21 AM
I like the server we are on now
Also enough people to fight
Let's just stay hete
Here
hindered 10-Feb-17 07:34 AM
id like to do some guerrilla stuff on the official servers, but the timings not right
maybe when the pop caps are back up
BlackFaceMayhem 10-Feb-17 07:43 AM
that 10 man tribe cap tho...
what a waste
Orv 10-Feb-17 08:35 AM
Getting to steel at 1x is basically a chore I'm not super willing to do
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 09:08 AM
This sword double attack speed thing is definitely just a visual bug...all it does is make half or more of your swings not do anything
BlackFaceMayhem 10-Feb-17 09:09 AM
Has the goon server had many pubbies playing on it?
inkel 10-Feb-17 09:10 AM
I've seen a fair number of them so far
haven't been keeping track of how many actually stick around, but there are a number of regular pubbies who I see talking in chat
BlackFaceMayhem 10-Feb-17 09:10 AM
cool
TEKNOIR 10-Feb-17 09:11 AM
Hey guys. Who wants to play some Rust tonight?
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 09:11 AM
gross
Ofaloaf 10-Feb-17 09:28 AM
hey so someone died just outside the mesa base building and their corpse is just laying there
so i made a box and placed it like two wall/base segments away from the corpse and plopped all the shit from the corpse into there
idk who the corpse is
Grandpa 10-Feb-17 09:33 AM
Leveling up at 5x took long enough imo
3x is ok, 1x is terrible
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 10:02 AM
yeah im not making hardened bricks at 1x, ever
Kimsemus 10-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Hey how was the server last night? I got home from work and slept a LOT.
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 10:10 AM
server was great
Kimsemus 10-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Perfect
I'm gonna go after npc grief bases today so if you see or know of any pm me location
Edd 10-Feb-17 10:13 AM
What about bases blocking access to brimstone? :P
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 10:14 AM
Are Acolytes of Ben/Disciples of Ben goons?
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 10:15 AM
Kimsemus that's a tall order
Nine 10-Feb-17 11:00 AM
rather annoying when you wake up, steam auto updates and now suddenly every server is invalid
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:04 AM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:04 AM
server down
KwegiboHB 10-Feb-17 11:05 AM
was fighting scorpions lol
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:05 AM
i was pulling a named tanner back to base
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:05 AM
I was in the middle of a huge NPC temple lol
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:07 AM
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:07 AM
looks like it's back up?
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:07 AM
goodbye inigor
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:07 AM
buuuuut I patched
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:08 AM
version mismatch?
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:08 AM
it was saying that yeah
Nine 10-Feb-17 11:08 AM
yup
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:08 AM
let me reopen and see
got in
you can get in with this patch even if the server isn't updated
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:10 AM
rip tier 3 tanner and named tanner
and
for the record
t2 and t3 altars disappear
so dont waste your time upgrading them.. at all
Rejd 10-Feb-17 11:22 AM
Edd 10-Feb-17 11:27 AM
Yeah, they keep posting it in patch notes
I'm curious what the issue is
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 11:27 AM
well
they always specifically say "t2"
i was hoping t3 didnt have that problem
Edd 10-Feb-17 11:29 AM
Oh rip :<
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:29 AM
and thralls are shooting at unconcious NPCs again, too....
Rejd 10-Feb-17 11:30 AM
funcompetence™
It's like the dude responsible for the last patch worked off an old version
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:31 AM
well, at least the crafting bug isn't back
@Edd I got you 105 pure essences what are you doing in chat but not crafting my ambrosia
Edd 10-Feb-17 11:34 AM
....
How'd you get so many?
I'll get them crafting then
I'll craft a couple of offerings too
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:36 AM
because you told me to, massa
Edd 10-Feb-17 11:37 AM
I didn't expect that many!
I'm loading and this is taking ages
inkel 10-Feb-17 11:45 AM
ah shit.. of course I just upgraded our Yog alter to t2 last night
was wondering why someone was saying it was gone now
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 11:48 AM
altar^
why does everyone spell that wrong!?
Edd 10-Feb-17 11:48 AM
No clue
Orv 10-Feb-17 11:57 AM
Turrent
Edd 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM
...
TrapBot 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM
Not enough parameters.
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:03 PM
Stop triggering my bot
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 12:04 PM
...play Taylor Swift
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:04 PM
You should try .help
(And please keep the queue command to #botnet)
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:04 PM
Wait does it trigger if I do
...
TrapBot 10-Feb-17 12:04 PM
Not enough parameters.
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:04 PM
Fml
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
... bmw
TrapBot 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Not enough parameters.
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
.. bmw
TrapBot 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
\...
AHA
I cna do it
\...
Yup, okay. I figured out your bot
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Three dots is to add quotes, two to pull em up with the keyword. It's all explained in the help text.
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Oh no, I was talking about figuring out a way to not trigger it
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
I probably should update it real quick, since adding requires a role anyway
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:05 PM
If I use \
Scuba Steve 10-Feb-17 12:06 PM
Trump: maybe get the 'not enough parameters' error set to Pm them?
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:06 PM
You can remove the discord formatting
So by doing \ then ... I stop it from recognising it
Or something
Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:09 PM
Doesn't matter anymore anyway. Shouldn't get triggered now.
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:09 PM
...
Awesome :P
Now it's typing O.o
Schizotek(Cavefish) 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM
so apparantly official servers are plagued with mass landclaiming with foundations
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM
Not surprised at all
Schizotek(Cavefish) 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM
it seems like that kind of problem is pretty obvious
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:12 PM
Oh no
youre telling me that Officials are bad?
Ritsu 10-Feb-17 12:12 PM
oh no
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:12 PM
:OOOOO
Ritsu 10-Feb-17 12:12 PM
say it isnt so
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 12:12 PM
lol
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 12:12 PM
who could have ever said that
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 12:13 PM
Britney Spears and Taylor Swift should do a colab
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:13 PM
Goon server best server
Picer 10-Feb-17 12:13 PM
@Edd
Get oin
on
Edd 10-Feb-17 12:13 PM
I'm going to bed
It's 5am
Hazlen 10-Feb-17 12:23 PM
Just like rust and ark officials are bad? Who would have thought!
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 12:27 PM
say it aint so
goon server is the only server you guys can zerg and get away with it
until you build stupid shit out of pillars. then you cant get away with it anymore
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 12:32 PM
Is the player XP rate multiplier supposed to be 1x? Because it is
player kill XP rate I mean
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 12:32 PM
i found what they broke this patch
they broke launch parameter joining
Necrosaro 10-Feb-17 12:34 PM
I was using the same server lauch parameter, it worked for me
Do you still have the recipies learned?
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 12:55 PM
nevermind im a dumb asshole
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 01:14 PM
Claim radius seems too big
Someone built on the other side of a rock and barely clipped into this NPC camp and stopped it
Rejd 10-Feb-17 01:35 PM
The range at which npcs stop spawning is actually bigger than the claim radius - Not sure if both are linked, ie. if lowering the claim radius would also help with this.
Alexander DeLarge 10-Feb-17 02:25 PM
You guys gonna go back to Server #12 when it comes back up today? I feel that server has a bright future given the low official number.
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 02:27 PM
Im very hesitent about going back to officials
A. Low pop cap
B. potential for hackers
Picer 10-Feb-17 02:29 PM
fuck officials
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 02:35 PM
Please dont
Ritsu 10-Feb-17 02:41 PM
are all officials 40 pop cap?
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 02:44 PM
From what Ive heard
Hazlen 10-Feb-17 03:13 PM
Yep
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 03:14 PM
So unless we want several 20 man platoons
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 03:27 PM
not going to official
Staying on TT's server
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:31 PM
yeah until its 70 minimum
its a joke
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:31 PM
was the initial idea to be 100? I can't remember
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:31 PM
no one would be able to log on to play with 40 man and no afk timers
yeah they were saying around 100
and they NEVER mentioned having a clan cap
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:31 PM
that makes more sense
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:31 PM
that was a release day suprise
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:32 PM
did they say they're going to keep that mechanic?
if so that's really misguided and naive
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:32 PM
I'm sure they will
the biggest complaint in ark and rust
is that there are 'alpha tribes' that own servers
essentially they become a ruling government that creates the rules every one else has to follow
its less bad in rust imo
but that is the way in ark
but in rust people still bitch constantly about zerg clans
ruining their solo gaming experience
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:33 PM
it's a dumb arguement in every context
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:33 PM
yeah
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:33 PM
of course numbers mean everything
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:33 PM
its horrific
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:34 PM
havign the clan cap is just an small hurdle
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:34 PM
right it doesn't effect us at all
we just have multiple operations
what does make it unplayable is the 40 cap
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:34 PM
last I remember you just have the other clan put a door on the other side of the mesa
yeah that's nuts
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:34 PM
because we alone could field 40 mans
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:34 PM
it's not sustainable
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 03:37 PM
Youre a dumb bitch boy if you complain about zerg clans
Debate Me
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 03:37 PM
You forgot an apostraphe. Checkmate.
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:37 PM
checkmate
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 03:37 PM
I misspelled apostrophe, disqualified
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:37 PM
^
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 03:38 PM
That's probably why they'll never fully get rid of the locked boxes/crafting station mechanic
Because then there's no point in the clan cap
Funny thing is Reddit is crying about the locks, but once they're gone they will cry about clans working together
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:39 PM
right
look at rust
GoGoGadget 10-Feb-17 03:39 PM
Although thralls will also throw a wrench in that
Bchad 10-Feb-17 03:39 PM
every other thread
is I'm a huge solo faggot
getting teabagged sucks
so its funny people want no wipes / unlimited clan size
since it iopens the flood gates for people like us to just hell raid
everything
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:40 PM
a sea of detroit
coast to coast
a neverending goon hivemind
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 03:43 PM
Anyone who plays these kinds of games solo is dumb anyways
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 03:43 PM
inshallah
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:43 PM
well sometimes it's unavoidable
but yes the experience does tend itself to one of an organized nature
Ritsu 10-Feb-17 03:45 PM
i mean conan especially for the group argument
i doubt some of that pve can be soloed
once less buggy at least
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 03:50 PM
Being solo isnt unavoidable
Just join a cool group of duders
Longsaddle 10-Feb-17 03:51 PM
well yes that would be ideal, some people just aren't good material for such a group
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 03:51 PM
Theres always a spot in a functional group
DroneVandalism 10-Feb-17 04:13 PM
i thought clan size in iofficials was 10?
Stigmat 10-Feb-17 04:13 PM
I think its 22
Hazlen 10-Feb-17 04:14 PM
10
Stigmat 10-Feb-17 04:16 PM
No its 22
At least on 178
Bear in the Woods 10-Feb-17 04:21 PM
Have they ever mentioned upping it to 70+" Especially now that they have better servers
sol 10-Feb-17 04:59 PM
108.61.130.81:24200
duster 10-Feb-17 05:01 PM
108.61.130.81:24200
Commoners 10-Feb-17 07:12 PM
being solo isn't that bad either, especially since you can effectively very easily have an invincible base right now
also in regard to zerg clans, what I've found is that they will often have a lot of garbage tier players, so if you can pull together really good pvpers you can run them over really bad
Not so much in conan imo, because a player's performance will run dry once you hit low stamina
the secret way to murdering an ARK clan is just producing hand grenades and storing them, and then doing a base raid in which you flatten everything and their dinos
δειτα 10-Feb-17 07:20 PM
: >Paid for your dev cost in the first week of early access
Robzilla 10-Feb-17 07:42 PM
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:08 PM
@here patch rolled out, we are updating the server
Vrorag 10-Feb-17 08:20 PM
I was enjoying my solo fuckery but I'm much more interested in helping a group, not being the weird outcast in a canyon cave. :v
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 08:23 PM
fun fact: we're all cave dwelling outcasts here
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:24 PM
How did you guys get into my base @Tempus Thales
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:25 PM
uh through the front door?
hindered 10-Feb-17 08:25 PM
lolllll
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:25 PM
The stairs where gone and the door closed when I logged off
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:25 PM
There were some stairs
we didnt know it wasd a goon base
Robzilla 10-Feb-17 08:25 PM
There were stairs
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:25 PM
wtf.. welp fuck me i guess
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
WE NEED FRIEND OR FOE TAGS
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
like inside the base have signs up
kutale 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
leave a sign saying fuck goons
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
that works
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
Fair nough
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
or LLJK
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:26 PM
Ill do that on the next base
Hazlen 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
SUCC
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
SORRY TRULY
Hazlen 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
GOONS
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
guessing you guys killed me and looted my body too?
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
no
we didnt find a body
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
oh neat, theres that then
Robzilla 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
hah
Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
carpets are cheap and easy to make, a semi offset cross of 4 carpets would be a good sign too and just looks nice without being obvious but idk
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:27 PM
come build by our base
inside the perimeter
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:28 PM
Ok, logging on now
Will need an invite to clan to build
Sayyida 10-Feb-17 08:28 PM
Comrade if you wanna join Butts n Dongues with a few of us other outcasts you can
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:28 PM
Lol, Tempus said go build there
So im gonna
Sayyida 10-Feb-17 08:28 PM
go fer it
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 08:29 PM
yeah its the least we can do since we blew up his base... dude we thought it was a pubbie
ComradeCorcus 10-Feb-17 08:29 PM
no worries man
shit happens XD
More was just like wtf how
I lost like.. 300 iron refinforcements and 300 steel
no biggie
@Tempus Thales Ill hit you guys up tommorow, need to get shit done arond the house
Ritsu 10-Feb-17 08:34 PM
hello succ here
what u need
HAIL KING BEAR 10-Feb-17 08:35 PM
gay butt secks
thats what I need
Rejd 10-Feb-17 08:36 PM
@Tempus Thales ToggleDebugHUD
Edd 10-Feb-17 08:55 PM
'Added ability to directly connect to a server by entering its IP and port. This may be done from a new button on the bottom-left of the ingame server browser.' I'm curious why that wasn't in from the start, but sweet :P
'Performed optimizations to help reduce server lag.
Fixed certain cases where altars would disappear after a server restart. If you still encounter this issue, please let us know!
Fixed connecting to dedicated servers when a LAN server is running on the network.
The ghostly warrior to the southwest of the Exiled Lands has passed on to the next realm.'
This is the best day ever
AndyB 10-Feb-17 09:23 PM
ding dong
Tempus Thales 10-Feb-17 09:31 PM
AndyB 10-Feb-17 09:34 PM
Ofaloaf 10-Feb-17 10:10 PM
aw man, I think the well I made at the lower part of the main base got destroyed or deconstructed.
Harminoff 10-Feb-17 10:19 PM
Server just go down?
TEKNOIR 10-Feb-17 10:21 PM
YES
Harminoff 10-Feb-17 10:22 PM
Weird, my chest had an extra row of 5 and kept saying full, and then it crashed 😦
Schizotek(Cavefish) 10-Feb-17 10:40 PM
soooooo whats goin on
Taylor SWifTT 10-Feb-17 10:55 PM
fuggin
amalilakab 10-Feb-17 11:07 PM
Server is back up. However, nudity seems to have been disabled or I somehow switched to another timeline.
Quornes 10-Feb-17 11:09 PM
you monster
Schizotek(Cavefish) 10-Feb-17 11:21 PM
i actually cant find the server
Hazlen 10-Feb-17 11:22 PM
Use the new fancy Direct Connection button in the bottom left of the Play Online menu
38.130.223.197:7777
sol 10-Feb-17 11:59 PM
sol 11-Feb-17 12:43 AM
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 01:21 AM
#rimworldrimjobstation @duster
Prude 11-Feb-17 01:21 AM
it's like these niggers can't read
BWUHHH DISCORD HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHANNEL? HOW DO! HOW DO DISCORD HAVE MANY CHANNEL?
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 01:23 AM
just a friendly reminder
kutale 11-Feb-17 01:24 AM
speaking of niggers who can't read. it's a link to screenshots. it's like if you werent retarded you could look at the newest one
Prude 11-Feb-17 01:24 AM
i just wanted to call a goon a nigger okay
i don't read
i just watch anime
KwegiboHB 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
why isn't my dong out?
kutale 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
it's ok i can relate
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
oh
KwegiboHB 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
turn nudity back out
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
i had noscript on
Prude 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
but also direct linking screenshots is possible so looks like i'm still technically right, as always
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
it only showed the rimworld screen
Prude 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM
maybe try not letting Rimworld be your biggest screenshot
ComradeCorcus 11-Feb-17 01:50 AM
@Tempus Thales you in game man?
Ritsu 11-Feb-17 02:48 AM
Either way your point about niggers not reading the multiple channels isn't wrong
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 05:17 AM
Doesn't the text on signs still disappear after restarts? Can't use that to signify goon groups
Schizotek(Cavefish) 11-Feb-17 06:24 AM
can we add obnoxious canyon gates to "things not allowed". at least if its not actually part of a base. because this shit has made the map a pain to navigate
amalilakab 11-Feb-17 06:24 AM
I've personally taken to bringing them down. If you want to put a wall there, whatever, but leave an opening IMO
Edd 11-Feb-17 06:28 AM
There are some near my base if you have explosives, @amalilakab
amalilakab 11-Feb-17 06:32 AM
I'm headed to bed. Maybe tomorrow I'll go on a walkabout and just war drive the highways.
Cops: Conan edition
Edd 11-Feb-17 06:34 AM
Lol
hindered 11-Feb-17 06:42 AM
if the building is affecting spawns or basic gameplay you can alert @Kimsemus
Orv 11-Feb-17 06:46 AM
Kimsemus a straight bitch
hindered 11-Feb-17 07:01 AM
hes not straight at all
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 07:07 AM
It's annoying but I'd argue gates blocking of passages is part of the game so long as it isn't blocking NPC spawns
Even though our clan is affected by it
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 08:30 AM
@ComradeCorcus I will be in a littlebit
inkel 11-Feb-17 09:34 AM
Tempus, are you on the server right now?
@Tempus Thales
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 09:57 AM
No
I will be shortly
inkel 11-Feb-17 09:57 AM
you have admin on the server, right?
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 09:57 AM
Im cooking scrambled eggs with cannabis
inkel 11-Feb-17 09:57 AM
lol nice
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 09:57 AM
Prude 11-Feb-17 09:58 AM
holy fuck lmao
inkel 11-Feb-17 09:58 AM
wow you weren't joking
Prude 11-Feb-17 09:58 AM
that's a lot more green than I expected, I thought you meant you were scrambling it in cannabis oil
inkel 11-Feb-17 09:58 AM
whenever you get on the server, would you mind deleting a player base that's blocking an npc camp?
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 09:59 AM
Im following @Kimsemus steps from last night
BlazingZero 11-Feb-17 09:59 AM
good idea but i cant imagine how awful itll taste
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 09:59 AM
It tastes really good
BlazingZero 11-Feb-17 09:59 AM
im more of a weed butter in everything man, personally
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 09:59 AM
Because you basically mix the weed with cilantro, onions and mushrooms
Prude 11-Feb-17 09:59 AM
how different could it be from kale, I suppose?
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:00 AM
With butter
Then you smother it with cheese
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 10:02 AM
that looks fucking disgusting. I can't imagine the smell
BlazingZero 11-Feb-17 10:02 AM
well, itll be fun at least
inkel 11-Feb-17 10:10 AM
hey Tempus, if you get a chance when you come online, can you delete the base here? it's blocking a fairly sizable NPC camp
Schizotek(Cavefish) 11-Feb-17 10:14 AM
is that the one luigi is talkin bout?
inkel 11-Feb-17 10:14 AM
nah, but I think what he is talking about is nearby there
Schizotek(Cavefish) 11-Feb-17 10:14 AM
is it the same fucks that have blocked like every fucking canyon on the fucking server?
inkel 11-Feb-17 10:14 AM
he's talking about someone blocking access to a region. I'm talking about a base that's literally blocking the NPC camp from spawning
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 11-Feb-17 10:15 AM
In the NE? Probably
Schizotek(Cavefish) 11-Feb-17 10:17 AM
yeah, i really wouldnt mind a "knock it off" warning from the admins about that. like to get to the mitra priest from our base is a fairly short walk, except they blocked off the canyon to. So you have to take like a goddamned hour and run through one of the most dangerous areas in the game to get to it
like yeah its "technically" accessibly
but its frankly just a step away from blocking it off altogether
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:35 AM
Holy shit this eggs are awesome
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:37 AM
god DAMN Tempus thats awesome
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:41 AM
Im like seven levels more fucked up than @Kimsemus was last night
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:50 AM
lol you prob got something out of it but that is not the right way to cook with weed
gotta cook it into oil or butter and use that to cook with
though i guess eggs have a dece amount of sat fat
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:52 AM
@hindered that is what i did
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:52 AM
whats with all the green?
didnt strain it?
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:52 AM
I made a base of weed and oil, with butter
the green is spinach, pepper and mushrooms
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:52 AM
ohh lol
okay
you win
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:52 AM
ok lets go fuck something up
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:53 AM
more goon bases?
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 10:53 AM
yes why not
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:53 AM
im in
ill be on shortly
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 10:57 AM
nah mate
come take out these fuckers blocking so much of the north
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 10:57 AM
alright im awake
i'll be on in a bit
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:58 AM
point it out on the map
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 10:58 AM
bgest part is they aren't even goons
hindered 11-Feb-17 10:58 AM
yah well get them
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 11:00 AM
that's where there gate is
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 11:04 AM
A BASE TO RAID?
Schizotek(Cavefish) 11-Feb-17 11:07 AM
i mean not a base. just a t2 gate at a chokepoint.
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 11:09 AM
where precisely
trying to find
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 11:11 AM
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:12 AM
hey Kim, there's also a small base I posted a map location of up in chat a bit. It's blocking a medium sized npc camp spawn
if you would be so kind as to delete it
it belongs to some clan named "Crimson.." something something
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 11:27 AM
link it
I just got fucking hellowned by people
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:27 AM
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 11:27 AM
No! you got owned by disciples of ben?
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:27 AM
there ya go.. it's like a 8x8 with some sleeping rools and a fire
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 11:27 AM
They said someone was raiding them an dI was hoping it was you guys
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 11:28 AM
yeah they wrecked us
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:28 AM
rip
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 11:28 AM
damn
gonna have to enact a goon alliance to take them out
we have a staircase coming down from our base into theirs now
we're on good terms with them so they made it so we could bypass their gate to the north
@Kimsemus I can't move down to your channel
Picer 11-Feb-17 12:04 PM
aw man, you guys lost to those fuckers?
I hope you atleast took out the shit that claim land on our base
That annoying as fuck
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 12:05 PM
we're all attacking them now
Picer 11-Feb-17 12:05 PM
oooh
im comming
inkel 11-Feb-17 12:21 PM
hahah what did you guys do to these crybabies?
I love you guys
this is fantastic
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 12:41 PM
inkel 11-Feb-17 12:42 PM
what is that health drink? a higher level ambrosia?
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 12:42 PM
@Picer there is tons of armor in the chest by the furnaces
I can't make but the chest and legs
but that was from the raid
Picer 11-Feb-17 12:43 PM
its gone
except a shield
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 12:43 PM
Maybe Nyfrin is moving it?
Don't know
I'm not in game right now
inkel, what health drink?
inkel 11-Feb-17 12:46 PM
the thing in kim's hotbar
looks like ambrosia, but has a red ring in it
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 12:46 PM
that's what ambrosia looks like
inkel 11-Feb-17 12:46 PM
oh really? shit I'm dumb then.. guess I should use that more often
Rejd 11-Feb-17 12:47 PM
It won't stop
inkel 11-Feb-17 12:49 PM
you have tapped into an endless well of tears
Evike 11-Feb-17 12:50 PM
oh dear
Rejd 11-Feb-17 12:50 PM
still the best
Evike 11-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Making friends, guys?
Ritsu 11-Feb-17 12:56 PM
these pubbies?
has the pubbie harvest finally started
Bbbuuh get the admins to stop this griefing!!
fucking pubbies lmao
The Hungering Anal Mist said: So there you have it server, admin will raid you, and is damn near unkillable
ahahahhahah
you heard it here first
admins cant play the game
Rejd 11-Feb-17 12:59 PM
Meanwhile kim is blocking his attacks with an ancient shield and chugging healing pots
Yelling "Kill this dude on me you fuckers" at us
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 12:59 PM
He just came up to our door and said he's going to stalk us forever
he is mad
Rejd 11-Feb-17 12:59 PM
lmbo
Rejd 11-Feb-17 01:05 PM
Pinned a message.
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 01:07 PM
that's a proclick
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 01:12 PM
large chests are immune to steel, btw
they have to be blown up
Rejd 11-Feb-17 01:29 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch anal mist just admitted to taking a shitload of stuff from your base
Cynthia_Dutch 11-Feb-17 01:32 PM
Who is anal mist? Lol
Oh well another person on my blacklist!
Also it's not just my base...also @vanityset his base
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 01:34 PM
A guy we all raided today because they were blocking a lot of northern passages
although our raid didn't take care of any of that blocking lol
if you want revenge, Cynthia, come to our base
he is throwing himself against us constantly now
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 02:13 PM
This game needs a bed respawn timer like Rust
KwegiboHB 11-Feb-17 02:23 PM
what did rust do
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 02:26 PM
timer on how often you can spawn at a particular bed
Prude 11-Feb-17 02:27 PM
this game would thus need, like, an actual multiple spawn point system
with the same radial exclusivity from each spawnpoint deal
to not be gay and force you to spawn at the very start of the map because your timer wasn't up or w/e
Picer 11-Feb-17 02:50 PM
Kwegi
You missed fighting
Fallout 11-Feb-17 03:01 PM
do thralls still permanently despawn if someone builds something in their area?
if you remove the offending building, do they come back?
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 03:05 PM
Yes
They come back after the thing blocking them is gone
Might require a restart, but they come back
Fallout 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
damn, someone blocked them on our official server
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
That's why you don't play on official servers
Fallout 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
found boxes and a bedroll right in the middle of it
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 03:06 PM
You can place things under the world to block spawns
that no player can ever remove
Fallout 11-Feb-17 03:14 PM
and is 30 the earliest steel you can get to take down t1 stuff?
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 03:14 PM
yes
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 04:07 PM
does anyone has a map with cordinates?
Tempus Thales 11-Feb-17 04:09 PM
Rejd 11-Feb-17 04:09 PM
hindered 11-Feb-17 04:10 PM
Rejd 11-Feb-17 04:11 PM
no grid
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 04:17 PM
uh...is Awful Citizen TT?
Before I call that out more in chat
Same Steam icon
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 04:20 PM
yes
GoGoGadget 11-Feb-17 04:21 PM
so why is he being such a butt?
Cynthia_Dutch 11-Feb-17 04:28 PM
i like big butts and i cannot lie
Ritsu 11-Feb-17 04:28 PM
call out in chat
KwegiboHB 11-Feb-17 04:46 PM
why was nudity turned off?
nevermind, i'm an idiot
DroneVandalism 11-Feb-17 05:15 PM
DroneVandalism 11-Feb-17 07:40 PM
inkel 11-Feb-17 08:31 PM
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 08:32 PM
welp
Ofaloaf 11-Feb-17 08:39 PM
I'm watching the twitch stream.
rip you guys, jesus
Klisejo 11-Feb-17 08:42 PM
who attacked
Ofaloaf 11-Feb-17 08:42 PM
goon on goon violence
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 08:50 PM
bmw just took us out
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 08:50 PM
🇫
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 08:50 PM
Shoot blues erryday
Ritsu 11-Feb-17 08:50 PM
F
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 08:50 PM
the only positive for the whole thing is I managed to kill one of you on the way out and I guess I have new armor? Rip all those crafting benches though
Fallout 11-Feb-17 08:51 PM
can iron lockboxes be killed by steel weapons?
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 08:51 PM
Yeah, RIP
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 08:51 PM
apparently yes
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 08:51 PM
vaults cant
Fallout 11-Feb-17 08:51 PM
ah, that's way outta my reach for now
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 08:51 PM
yeah we weren't there yet
we were just dipping our toes into T3
Fallout 11-Feb-17 08:52 PM
oh did you guys get raided too or something?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 08:56 PM
uh
yes?
Fallout 11-Feb-17 08:57 PM
I'm not on that server, nor did I scroll up lol
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 08:57 PM
Should be
its lit
Nerolus 11-Feb-17 09:10 PM
Was rolling in the conan crew at launch and took a vacation. Tryna get back in, the voice channel is on lockdown?
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 09:10 PM
Yeah they segregated themselves into their ivory tower
Nerolus 11-Feb-17 09:11 PM
I am but a peasant
Ritsu 11-Feb-17 09:11 PM
they
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 09:11 PM
Look I divide my time evenly
But no one else is on atm
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:25 PM
was th server wiped?
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:26 PM
Yeah a few days ago
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:26 PM
ah
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:26 PM
They changed the DB a bit and we had to generate a new one
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:27 PM
guess its time to start again!
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:27 PM
despite attempting to do a migration(edited)
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:28 PM
anything patched content wise in the last few days
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:31 PM
they've been releasing a patch every day
sometimes 2
TEKNOIR 11-Feb-17 09:31 PM
Ofaloaf 11-Feb-17 09:32 PM
content wise

in terms of content I don't think so
they're focusing on performance stuff atm still
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:32 PM
yeah it's been performance and bug fixes
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 09:40 PM
poor scyza was building that autism pyramid for days
Bchad 11-Feb-17 09:40 PM
he should rest assured that it made for an amazing video to watch
Fallout 11-Feb-17 09:41 PM
is the lesson to take away from that to build small?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 09:42 PM
the lesson is be on the alpha clan or
Fallout 11-Feb-17 09:42 PM
or is it to build big and wide, with several walls blocking entrance
so the gods have to spend time knocking down walls
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:42 PM
uh what is happening in this video
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:42 PM
Build wide yeah, avatars last for only a minute and if you waste their time getting through walls you should only have to worry about the dudes on the ground following
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:42 PM
is this a summon?
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:43 PM
yes it was summoned and it took a lot of resources and time to accomplish for only a minute of destruction
Bishop 11-Feb-17 09:44 PM
sigh now im crasing from a memory leak over and over
Fallout 11-Feb-17 09:48 PM
so summoning and making the token, what gets consumed?
does the T3 shrine, or arch priest get consumed?
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 09:50 PM
yes all of that is consumed
Fallout 11-Feb-17 09:50 PM
steep
KwegiboHB 11-Feb-17 09:51 PM
anyway to prevent getting knocked down by a 2h hammer?
Fallout 11-Feb-17 09:51 PM
dodge, don't get hit
KwegiboHB 11-Feb-17 09:51 PM
i sure as hell couldn't figure out in time
Orv 11-Feb-17 09:51 PM
Move, bitch, get out the way
Really though hammers are a problem right now, it's hammer or be hammered and may the lag be with you
Fallout 11-Feb-17 09:53 PM
where's the steel warhammer 😦
Orv 11-Feb-17 09:53 PM
Isn't one
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 09:59 PM
shit watching the video I almost got one of you with the hammer 😐
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 10:00 PM
.i you tried
TrapBot 11-Feb-17 10:00 PM
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 10:01 PM
tbh if you need help rebuilding lmk
I didn't know snek would do so much damage
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:01 PM
its not the buildings that's the problem it's the benches
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 10:02 PM
well it was first ever avatar summon
I died to the snek when we summoned it so I missed it lol
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:02 PM
we probably could have fought you off if it wasn't me inkel and a fresh level 3 newbie
but alas
everyone else was doing weekend thangs I guess
I may just tear everything down, I don't imagine any of the dudes are interested in spending another 3 days rebuilding
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:33 PM
how can I get my wife authed, shes is a non goon
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 10:34 PM
Post in the read me first channel
Or just tell me her username
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:37 PM
Larishma
shes in the auth channel now
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 10:38 PM
Done
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:39 PM
Thank you
Did the non bmw goond abandon our guild on the offical server?
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 10:39 PM
The one headed by Rhymeno?
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:40 PM
not sure who headed it, I know duster did a lot of the work
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 10:41 PM
Hes still around
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:42 PM
Is BMW staying on their private server?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:42 PM
I'm still here
though I'm not in a good mood atm
Kimsemus 11-Feb-17 10:42 PM
officials are a fucking mess
with no moderation and griefing so easdy
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 10:43 PM
And dumb caps
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:44 PM
I never done anything with BMW, Can my Wife and I join the BMW clan on the BMW server?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:44 PM
Uziduke you are free to join buttes and donges but we have no amenities atm
also kim I have another floating shitpile if you wouldn't mind swinging by again
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:45 PM
on something dongful?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:45 PM
si
we just got wiped out by bmw :v
I'm rebuilding walls/forges right now
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:46 PM
I am downloading the cilent on her pc now, was going to start over with her
didnt get the far after the last whipe anyways
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:47 PM
tbf we didn't know it was yall
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:48 PM
Is it BMW vs non BMW SA goons on somehtingdongfull
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:48 PM
Well we would prefer it to be goons v pubbies but goon v goon does happen
we do have a pubbie population
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:49 PM
Well I just want to hang with my wife and a group of goons, what ever one is avaiable I dont care
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:49 PM
tbh this is the 3rd time bmw has wiped me out since this server stood up
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 10:50 PM
ahh I'm sorry man
I had no idea
Did Kim help you out with rebuilding?
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:51 PM
So can my wife and I join the BWM clan on the private server?
or do you ahve a group of multiplease Rhymeno?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:53 PM
yeah you can join us Uzi
hazlen it would take a lot of help to unfuck this lol
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:55 PM
what chat channel do you use?
Edd 11-Feb-17 10:56 PM
@Uziduke who keeps pissing them off? Lol
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:56 PM
pissing who off?
Edd 11-Feb-17 10:56 PM
Oh sorry
@Sayyida who keeps pissing them off?
:P
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:56 PM
nobody
uzi I'll shoot you my discord info
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 10:57 PM
ah your using another discord
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 10:58 PM
we've legit been stayin out of everyones way
this isn't like tummy lickers who were being retards
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 11:00 PM
lmbo they were
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 11:00 PM
are you plannig on staying on something dongful till funcom unfucks the offical servers?
Gamesguy 11-Feb-17 11:00 PM
the official servers work fine, they're just full al lthe time
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:00 PM
for now
Some of the clan will probably piss off though
Gamesguy 11-Feb-17 11:01 PM
there's about 5-6 of us on 178 fucking around with pubbies
Edd 11-Feb-17 11:01 PM
Also you can randomly claim stuff and lock people out of building
Klisejo 11-Feb-17 11:02 PM
wheres goonfort at I'll come help build. I just got the game
Edd 11-Feb-17 11:03 PM
Which goonfort?
There are like 4 right now
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 11:04 PM
I need to finsh this essay for english, then I might log in for a bit to join you Rhyme
Klisejo 11-Feb-17 11:04 PM
the one that got raided
Gamesguy 11-Feb-17 11:04 PM
on which server
Klisejo 11-Feb-17 11:04 PM
Rhymes
on the goonserver. i made a char on there
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:06 PM
yo
Klisejo 11-Feb-17 11:06 PM
wheres your fort needs rebuilding
Im still pretty low level though, havent ventured too far from the spawn
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:07 PM
leveling should be pretty easy we are running 5x XP still I believe, if not then it is 3x.
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:07 PM
we're at 3x I think?
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:08 PM
lol finally got around to watching that raid video of our base. Kinda wish I would have recorded my screen. Because I was on the other side of the pyramid and heard what I thought was maybe Rhym destroying our bridge to the gatehouse over that gap.. then the giant snake head popped through the pyramid. Damn near shit my pants
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 11:08 PM
hahaha
Edd 11-Feb-17 11:08 PM
You guys got hit by an avatar?
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:09 PM
ya
Edd 11-Feb-17 11:09 PM
Well fuck
Don't piss them off then
Ruggan 11-Feb-17 11:09 PM
where's the vid
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 11:09 PM
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:10 PM
edd: We didn't piss them off, we just had the most complex base to smash
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 11:10 PM
Pinned a message.
Uziduke 11-Feb-17 11:11 PM
So BMW wouldn't of destroyed it if they knew it was a goon clan?
Klisejo 11-Feb-17 11:11 PM
lies
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:11 PM
they knew it was a goon clan
Taylor SWifTT 11-Feb-17 11:11 PM
They didnt care either way
Edd 11-Feb-17 11:11 PM
Also probably the easiest base to smash
If you can be hit by set that is
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:12 PM
I think the funniest thing of that video
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:12 PM
I didn't know.
(because I dont get to play much)
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:12 PM
Is that the nonsummoning goons are just like minions in any movie where the villain gets ultimate power and summons some great power
because this snake just rolls over them and kills them
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:13 PM
yeah lol
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:13 PM
lmao yeah the snake killed like 3 of us right after it was summoned
just flattened us
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:13 PM
the funny part too was when we ran into you guys down by the water. Our newbie member kept saying he couldn't get to his corpse because he was aggro'ing all the mobs in the area. So we followed him down to help him retrieve, and like 7 of you crested a small hill. Another pants shitting moment
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:13 PM
git gud at pvp is my advice
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:13 PM
haha I went "Nope! NOPE NOPE NOPE" and ran away
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:14 PM
I went naked with a hammer, just expecting to fight hyenas or maybe crocs
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:14 PM
If you're better at pvp than your opponents you can very easily pull off a 2:1
Hammer is the only thing you need for victory imo
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:14 PM
it was way more than 2:1
we did learn a valuable lesson about bed placement
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:14 PM
Yesterday I overheard we were in a 7v2 fight and the 2 killed 3 of ours and we got none of theirs
🤷🏻
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:14 PM
Who were you fighting?
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:15 PM
i have no idea i wasn't playing
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:15 PM
ah
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:15 PM
I really only get to play on weekends since i work so much on weekdays
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:15 PM
imo conan fighting follows the same tenants of airplane game fighting
in that you're doing your best to keep advantageous positioning while maintaining superior stamina
and if you can hold those two things you will win the fight
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:16 PM
by the time we got to stabby times I was the only one around with armor and weapons
I'm the one that came out the door swinging
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:16 PM
Ah
Were your beds in the front building that got snaked?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:16 PM
yea
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:16 PM
Were they drop beds or was there access to them?
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:16 PM
we didn't know the snake could gapjump
actually this is the weird part
it killed the bed, but not the wall it was behind
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:17 PM
games with tiled buildigns always end up doing weird stuff honestly
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:17 PM
we should have had more beds and shit, but we honestly didn't expect to get hit by an avatar.
Ruggan 11-Feb-17 11:17 PM
pretty cool
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:17 PM
There's a spot I want to eventually build on if I start playing again
That I think would fare pretty well against avatar attacks
But yeah, having good pvp fundamentals and having the minimal equipment (a hammer) means you can trash the shit out of people
One problem that goon swarming runs into is that running numbers advantage prevents you guys from really learning good individual pvp skills
Edd 11-Feb-17 11:19 PM
Da fuq
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:20 PM
yeah right now my big challenge is getting water back up there
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:21 PM
whenever you get thirsty just take off all your clothes nad jump off a cliff
as long as you ahve a bed
death is the bedded man's water
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 11:22 PM
.i iam the one who knocks
Simplyjack 11-Feb-17 11:23 PM
tfw bad timing and discord not refrshing
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:23 PM
has anyone done a detroit style breakin on anyone yet?
where you wait outside the door and wait for them to spawn in
or rather, open the door from the inside
and then you hammer them, run inside, and continue hammering
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:26 PM
so what you're saying is
Hammer time
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:26 PM
when I was doing it on that streamer server I would yell, "IT'S YA BOY, KRISTY!"
Ruggan 11-Feb-17 11:27 PM
how many pubbies do we have on the goon server?
any? none?
Cynthia_Dutch 11-Feb-17 11:28 PM
yeah we got some pubbies
Ruggan 11-Feb-17 11:28 PM
just doesn't seem like many people on
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:29 PM
server pop seemed to cut in half after officials came back up
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 11:29 PM
12:30 am est on a Saturday night
because people are fucking masochists
1x everything fuck that shit
plus we have a rule on this server not to build shit that blocks NPC spawns
otherwise your base in forfeit
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:30 PM
that and the novelty for goons seems to have worn out. First night of something dongful had like 40+ goons alone on
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 11:30 PM
those were pubbies too
inkel 11-Feb-17 11:30 PM
it was passworded the first night
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:30 PM
nope that was all goons on the passworded night
Hazlen 11-Feb-17 11:30 PM
Yeah it was all goons.
Ruggan 11-Feb-17 11:31 PM
yea lots of goons on that night for sur
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:31 PM
I think the biggest annoying block to reestablishing a base quickly if you get wiped out is getting the mats for a blacksmithing station
because waiting for the bricks to roast takes forever
but generally slapping down a furnace/tanning station and getting the mats for actual iron equipment isn't bad at all
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:33 PM
yep thats what I'm working on now
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:35 PM
I think one of the ways to circumvent that since it seems that getting base wiped will be pretty common is maybe making a hidden stash chest just somewhere that no one would ever reasonably go, and putting a few crafting stations and stuff in it
like jamming it on top of a cliffside with no stairs going up it
Ruggan 11-Feb-17 11:36 PM
good ol shitshacks
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:38 PM
It'd be nice if they just let you unlock crafting stations so that people wouldn't smash all your shit to get its contents
Sayyida 11-Feb-17 11:43 PM
yeah building all these stations on my own kinda sucks shit
also the loot bags don't decay apparently
so they are in the way of rebuilding. Now I need to find someplace to stick 8000 seeds we were apparently stockpiling
for ~reasons~
Commoners 11-Feb-17 11:47 PM
2 much gruel
When I was fighting goons I had my gruel stockpile that I was using just to top off my food before running off naked into the desert
Robzilla 11-Feb-17 11:53 PM
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:22 AM
server pop is pretty much steady 20 people at least
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:31 AM
Did you guys blow up some of our stuff with explosive jars?
Or was that disciples of ben?
@DroneVandalism
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:42 AM
dunno
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:52 AM
Hmm
Also why the fuck is the trident 2h?
And not 1h?
hindered 12-Feb-17 12:54 AM
.i 5 trident weapon
TrapBot 12-Feb-17 12:54 AM
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Edd 12-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Hell, why don't you have the option of using either 1h or 2h
hindered 12-Feb-17 12:54 AM
hmmmm
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:54 AM
Tridents and spears were both historically used either 2h or with a shield (or a dagger)
so idk
hindered 12-Feb-17 12:55 AM
.i trident roman gladiator
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:55 AM
.i Retiarius
hindered 12-Feb-17 12:56 AM
god damn it
you beat me to it
.i 5 Retiarius
Robzilla 12-Feb-17 12:56 AM
good thing Conan is set in the real world right
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:56 AM
LOL THAT SECOND ONE
LOL
hindered 12-Feb-17 12:56 AM
lol
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:56 AM
Idk, it'd just be sick if you could still use it
hindered 12-Feb-17 12:57 AM
i want a net
Edd 12-Feb-17 12:57 AM
It'd be a cool alternative to clubbing people
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:28 AM
nets would own
throwable bolas
banana peels on the ground
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:29 AM
hopefully they figure out how to make capture mechanics work (they want to have that as a feature)
but they won't add it if it's not fun for both parties
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:29 AM
Yeah, make them work without making them superior to beating people
also that too
being captured forever sucks
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
RoK method
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
hahaha
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
let you stuff a sharp rock in your ass
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
yes
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
make you kill yourself to escape capture
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
but sometimes you forget to put a rock in your butt
ARK had poop eating
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
I carried atleast a dozen rocks
because why not
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:30 AM
7d2d had glass eating
Smash your jar of water and eat the glass
and you die
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:31 AM
heres a vid from our RoK romp
RIP Cal
And yes, we all made our characters as small and black as possible for stealth reasons
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:33 AM
that's how I made my ark guy
except he had a huge head
and long arms
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:34 AM
and being small actually shrunk your hitbox lmbo
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 01:42 AM
eesh
rebuilding a half dozen craftingstations sucked.
ComradeCorcus 12-Feb-17 02:25 AM
@duster what server are you guys on
Demiurge 12-Feb-17 04:47 AM
Lol
Orv 12-Feb-17 05:25 AM
The fuck does that even happen
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 08:38 AM
anyone else's steam server favorites get wiped?
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 12-Feb-17 08:38 AM
nope
hindered 12-Feb-17 08:44 AM
negative
Schizotek(Cavefish) 12-Feb-17 08:57 AM
woke up in the ddesert
surely this can only mean good things
Schizotek(Cavefish) 12-Feb-17 09:55 AM
so is there a video of our base getting avatar'd by bmw?
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 09:56 AM
yeah I just watched it lol
Orv 12-Feb-17 09:56 AM
No just one of your mom getting owned by a giant snake
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 09:57 AM
damn, go away for the weekend and our base gets wiped.
hahahahaha
how's the server population now? If we're the only base worth wiping and server pop is low are we just going to keep rebuilding to get wiped over and over now?
hindered 12-Feb-17 09:57 AM
no quarter
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 09:58 AM
yeah, youre the content for bmw, bitch
get back to work
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 09:58 AM
shrug
hindered 12-Feb-17 09:58 AM
server keeps climbing the ranks
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 09:59 AM
gotta stay invested for that deluge of pubbies thats coming any day now
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:00 AM
There were quite a few pubbies the first couple days
But the wipe probably scared most of them off
And apparently at one point there was one hunting the others like some kind of horror movie(edited)
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 10:02 AM
can we at least work out some kind of temp truce since we're all goons and have the same goal of re: pubbies? At least until the server has a stable constant pubbie pop? Like clearly BMW is ultra op da best u guys win da server ect. but if it's just bmw vs. dongues and buttes at this point I think the best troll of dem all is to let BMW play by themselves lol
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:03 AM
I mean, we destroyed a pubbie group already
Pretty sure they all quit, lol
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:04 AM
I mean the original plan was the let the goon server flourish and grow and go fuck around on official servers and come back and purge it occasionally
But that's all fucked now
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:04 AM
no no illest, the plan is that you keep farming
and we keep taking from you
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:04 AM
I say we, because it was my clan that let BMW into the backdoor of their base :P
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:04 AM
haha owned
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:04 AM
After I gave you motherfuckers all my shit
Rude
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
@BlazingZero yeah bro u owned us man post dat shit on youtubes
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
Blazing doesn't actually play with BWM in Conan I don't think
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
i dont play on the goon server period
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
lol
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
because i already knew this was its destiny
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
Owned from the next county over
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
and im lollin
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:05 AM
such cynicism!
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:06 AM
just luh mayo'in
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:06 AM
The only thing goons will fuck is each other, it checks out(edited)
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:06 AM
@ ur life
Hoodrow Trillson 12-Feb-17 10:06 AM
it honestly wasn't that bad, we knew it was going to happen, don't mind rebuilding ect. I'm just saying if that's literally all this is going to be I'd at least like a heads up.
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:06 AM
well friend, good news
consider that avatar ownage
your heads up
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:06 AM
I haven't played in like, six days, so I have no idea
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:07 AM
I did warn about the dangers of moving the goalposts w/r/t our policy on goon on goon
but the FUCKING MODS REEEEEEE were like NO NO ITS FINE UNTIL PUBBIES COME
after saying "nah none of that"
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:07 AM
Pubbarinos came and went son
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:07 AM
i dont understand why we havent started going in small groups to other private servers
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:07 AM
This is now the goonpocalypse
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:07 AM
and seeing what kind of shit we can stir up there
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:07 AM
we should not degenerate back into goon violence
but rather yeah
we need to deus vult the shit out of anyone and everyone even if they're elsewhere
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:08 AM
Cause there's like, one goon group of twenty people and then six or whatever of 5+
And work is hard
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:08 AM
to be fair, lets also not blame goons only
lets keep in mind the terrible land claim system
that is actively killing the game
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:09 AM
P much
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:09 AM
they need to 1. give camps their own "NPC" landclaim that cannot be overwritten
2. investigate a different way to claim land than what they currently have
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:09 AM
i havent played in a week or more
just because of that shit and i dont plan on playing
until its properly fixed
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Make it an item with limitations rather than literally anything you build
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
That's the one thing I liked about Rust - things not being bound to clan, but rather to codes
well yeah that was the cabinets in Rust
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Yeah
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
its almost like the rust thing worked
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
an actual item that determined the land claim area
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
and should be copied to every survival game
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Let's not give Rust too much credit
For anything really
But yes
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
yeah Rust had a billion issues but it's handling of "control zones" or whatever wasn't one of them
pretty much everything else Rust did, it did wrong however
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:10 AM
yes rust is a pile of shit
but this one thing
is not
and infact, its really good
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Oh I've got it
You must sever and mount the cock of a dragon to claim land
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Make Garry lead Conan designer
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:11 AM
please
dont do this!!!
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:11 AM
Yes, garcon? Refund please
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:12 AM
i dont really care how funcom implements it as long as its functionally the same as rust's
it can be a boob trophy on a wall
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:12 AM
Just one big blazing boob
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:12 AM
why not
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:12 AM
Well, a bunch of reasons
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:12 AM
the sky is the limit
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:12 AM
But sure
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:13 AM
I feel like they could afford to go in on the religion stuff
make it a little bit more important
make your primary altar also the locus of your land claim or w/e(edited)
give it a wider area than Rust cabinets, ofc
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:14 AM
i think the area claimed should take the size of the map into consideration
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:14 AM
Well if they're going to add, at minimum, one more area
The size of this one
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:14 AM
how big is conan compared to rust
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:14 AM
Shit's going to A. Lag to death and B. Be too fucking big
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:15 AM
the one map in conan is bigger than any of the Rust maps be they legacy or random gen I think
bigger than any I played on, anyhow
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:15 AM
i was under the impression that the client doesnt load in anything outside of a certain radius around you
seeing as its all melee and relatively shortrange bows
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:16 AM
the game, after they iron out the remaining problems with servers/netcode, probably needs optimization as to the way it loads new terrain/manages memory or whatever because the game does have some pop-in issues and feels like it runs kind of bad for how it looks (even if it looks fairly good)
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:16 AM
so the map could theoretically be huge
w/o much problem
Prude 12-Feb-17 10:16 AM
yeah that's what I was thinking
given that I do have that pop-in lag for new shit as I run around
BlazingZero 12-Feb-17 10:17 AM
yeah i just assume thats how games like these function now a days
otherwise keeping everything loaded in memory would be nightmarish
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:18 AM
Games have done occlusion for years
Unless you're WW2O
Which didn't figure it out until like, 2011
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:21 AM
I didn't know ww2o was still running in 2011
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:21 AM
It's still running now
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:21 AM
wow
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:21 AM
No I'm not joking
I got an email from them LAST WEEK
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:21 AM
I'm still waiting for someone to take a hard look at planetside 2 then go "This but with the warhammer 40k ip...."
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:21 AM
Loading into your base isn't fun too
hindered 12-Feb-17 10:22 AM
id like things like stairs to be independant of land claim
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:22 AM
what edd you don't like rubberbanding up and down wondering if your going to bounce all the way to the ground?
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:22 AM
I particularly like loading into your base and falling to your death
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:23 AM
I mean, we don't have that issue :P
On solid mountain
No gaps
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:23 AM
one of our newguys logged out on our bridge section game had him fall to his death after login
but
he found out that if he logged out immediately on dying he came back alive
wierd shit yo
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:26 AM
Lol
Weird
ahdinko 12-Feb-17 10:42 AM
where everyone playing at
Ritsu 12-Feb-17 10:43 AM
In my ass
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 10:43 AM
there is an item in conan that claims land
problem is there are a lot of areas you can put claims that no one can reach
and even if stairs werent land claims, you have to connect them to foundations.. soo
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:46 AM
You can put them under the map because of the really good system they made for super construction
Trouble is they don't check the navmesh when letting you use that system
So welp
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 10:46 AM
yeah thats fucked, and a patch will fix it
everyone complaining about the land claiming system is mostly due to mesa bases and high foundation claim blocks though
they need to tweak what ocunts as land claim buildings
bedrolls shouldnt count
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:48 AM
I mean I don't know how they have any kind of land claiming system with the mesas they have
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 10:48 AM
problem with changinshit like that is landclaim items might be the only thing stopping people from building on claimed zone
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:48 AM
That isn't totally impregnable
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:48 AM
It's actually a bit of a pain on some mesas
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 10:48 AM
they need to tweak some shit for sure, but they dont need cabinets like in rust
Edd 12-Feb-17 10:48 AM
Trying to make it completely safe
Orv 12-Feb-17 10:50 AM
I mean obviously the answer is to just give one of the gods a giant bird avatar
If only because I want it to look dumb as hell(edited)
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 10:54 AM
yog man
fuck birds, you can have tentacals
tentacles
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 10:56 AM
praise his noodly appendages.
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 11:33 AM
they do need to make the main cities building restricted
shit my bad
i thought i was in the voice channel the whole time
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:08 PM
Demiurge 12-Feb-17 12:13 PM
they should probably build restrict around npc camps
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:19 PM
The no build restrict and no-afk timer makes officials pretty much unplayable in a serious way
@here also just a quick clarification: Raiding goon bases is totally okay. Just try not to level them. I know avatars and explosives makes that hard sometimes but do what you can. Goons should always team up against pubbies as well when possible, like BMW/Picer's crew yesterday when they become a threat
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:21 PM
um
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:21 PM
heh
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 12:21 PM
hahaha
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:21 PM
what
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:21 PM
leveling the base building is a non issue tbh, destroying all the stations/thrall wheels etc is what set us back
walls/foundations are easy to replace
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
OKAY SO
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
lets try not to smash up the place
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
I'm thinking a google doc with some more clear rules
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
:summons giant snek:
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
yeah infact the exact opposite was done to use rhyme
most if not all of our inventory was untouched
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
well for the record we had no idea what Set would do
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:22 PM
but all stations and wheels were destroyed
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
We should make a goon map so we can actually tell if we're raiding pubbies or goons
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
I'm not bitching, I get what survival games are and how you can lose everything at any time, I'm prepared for that...
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
What I'm saying is it's probably my fault for being vague on that rule so let's codify something that clears it up for everyone
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
but what did you think set would do :x
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
because I don't want angry tears
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
This was me pulling out my snake
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:23 PM
Well Set probably increased the server SFPS by 2-3 levelling that autism palace
TrapBot 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
👌🏻(edited)
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
We should unleash my snake on detroit
Ofaloaf 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
I think we should put up more definitive rules, yeah
for example, no attacking a T1 base
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
and our own autism walls
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
Did you guys hear us call it an autism palace because thats literally what we've always called it
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:24 PM
yeah lol
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
that altar was pretty cool tho
Ofaloaf 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
if it's got any T1 elements in it it's a T1 base, no touchy
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
Maybe the rule should be box smashing, not station smashing, the issue is
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
I hate these kinds of rules, but at the same time, the balance in this game is out of wack at the moment
Ofaloaf 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
was that on deadlaugh or where, i forget
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
the issue is people hiding shit in stations
the balance is fucked so we need to work around it
to reduce salt
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
uh
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:25 PM
The real issue is you can't open stations, it should be more like rust 😐
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:26 PM
agreed
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:26 PM
You want to lock people out of just opening your chests/stations? Build a house around it!
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:26 PM
sets not what caused the most damage
kutale 12-Feb-17 12:26 PM
build 50 furnaces and hide all your shit there
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:27 PM
yeah it was my fault that raid hit as hard as it did
Ritsu 12-Feb-17 12:27 PM
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:27 PM
i built those railings
its frustrating that the only way you can defend a base in this game is to make it impossible to reach
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:27 PM
well thats any survival game tbh
and Conan has more ways to defend than many
and Yog can fly so any mesa base can be levelled
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:28 PM
tbh the biggest pain was getting our well back
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:28 PM
Not so much Ark. You get metal base (which is easier) and you need explosives to get in, which is more resource demanding
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:28 PM
and I'm still making stations
basically has taken me about 6 hours to get our crafting stations capable of pushing out stuff again
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:29 PM
maybe not smashing stations is a good compromise so long on the other end people arent dicks and using stations for storage
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:29 PM
most of our valuable stuff was in the two chests
we tried to keep the stations clear because they were always churning and they fill up
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
yup
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
I think the key takeaway from raids if to build wiiiiide
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
@here how about two compromises: Mark a goon base on some kind of map so we know them, and two, minimize station smashing so people aren't reduced to the stoneage(edited)
arent*
I just want clear guidelines
Cynthia_Dutch 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
what do you mean by minimize station smashing?
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
actually you know
kutale 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
i take it that summoning a god is always an exception to rules
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:30 PM
it wouldn't have been so bad if reinforcements didn't take six years to craft
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
yeah avatar summoning
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
here put where your stuff is on this map and I promise not smash it all up again, scouts e-hounoure
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
is just can't help that
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch Stations can't be unlocked so the only way for raiders to loot them it to destroy them(edited)
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
yes rhyme
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
which sets goons back to the stone age
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
so much of this is due to the game balance
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Well it's like what do you want @Klisejo its either find something that works for people or make it open warfare
we have to play the game in its current state
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:32 PM
yeah and open warfare might not be healthy for the server with the game in its current state
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:32 PM
is there a server modifier that adjusts crafting time?
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:32 PM
Yeah
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:33 PM
because if reinforcements/etc weren't a pain in the ass to make w/o a T3 thrall manning stations a full wipe would be recoverable
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:33 PM
but
Chomp 12-Feb-17 12:33 PM
hey duders, how's the game? is it worth a buy?
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:33 PM
I've got three blacksmithing stations doing nothing but reinforcements and that's space constrictive
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:33 PM
if reinforcements and shit like that were easier to make
ther would be more t3 buildings
and NEED an avatar to get in
so everything would get destroyed regardless\
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:33 PM
@Chomp It's got it's EA woes but we are doing our best to have fun
Chomp 12-Feb-17 12:34 PM
cool
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:34 PM
we've got our own server with a stable 20~ pop
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:34 PM
they do need to make it so you can just rob stations
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:34 PM
yes i agree
completely
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:34 PM
that would solve the problem
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:34 PM
well, they made mod support now. maybe there is a mod for that?
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 12:35 PM
If people collectively can agree on a thing we will follow it and shit
I just dont want people butthurt over confusion
workshop hasn't officially launched either
so there is that
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:36 PM
not entirely sure why they thought locking all the aritsan benchs and boxes was a good idea in the first place
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:36 PM
ark workshop came up with some pretty good shit
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:36 PM
Problem with the mods is I don't think this game downloads mods on the server for you
You have to manually subscribe
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:36 PM
ark did, I think it uses the same engine
v0v
maybe they'll add it
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:36 PM
yeah that shouldnt be a problem
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:37 PM
It's not a problem for US
But for any non-goons joining
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:37 PM
Workshop hasn't launched yet so
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:37 PM
I need more smithies
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:37 PM
Actually nevermind
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:37 PM
or a blacksmithing thrall
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:37 PM
It did now
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
or pref both
kutale 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
nvm(edited)
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
it launched yesterday or the day before
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
nude mods already hit the workshop lmao
er
that shaved and oiled one
lmao
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
why would you need one :v
ohhh
it's skyrim all over again
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
good, pubes offend me
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:38 PM
What we need is a mod that triples the dong size slider
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:39 PM
yeah
suddenly 90% of the server is back at level 0
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:39 PM
5 foot long dongs and blue skin
Picer 12-Feb-17 12:39 PM
I just wanna do melee combat with my donger
Is that too much to ask
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:39 PM
add to server please thank you
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:39 PM
I uhh
I kinda want to install the item stack mod
And maybe the unlocked dong slider one
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:40 PM
actually looks like it can make you ultra small which would be a balance issue
kutale 12-Feb-17 12:40 PM
max dong animations look suspiciously like tails 🤔
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 12:40 PM
Can someone get to work on a mod that turns my penis head into Macho Man Randy Savaage
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:40 PM
item stack would be useful
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:40 PM
Item stacking is kind of pointless when your inventory space is infinite
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
yeah
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
more for storage purposes
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
item stack allows you to fit more in storage
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
^
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
like, the locked stations 😛
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
yeah this is why i break everything in a base raid
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
Crafting stations have infinite storage, too
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
yes thanks for that lol
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:41 PM
everytime i expose my penis in game i want my character to yell "OH YEAAH"
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:42 PM
Fill up the regular inventory with crafting mats. Make something. New row appears. Move stuff from inside the station to that row. Fill it. Fill old slots with more mats. More rows.
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 12:42 PM
you know I wish we could do the only thing from h1z1 I liked: Craft straight from storage
kutale 12-Feb-17 12:42 PM
that sounds like something that'll eat everything you have when any patch dealing with inventory hits
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:43 PM
this mod is interesting
If a station is unlocked, you dont have to destroy it
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:43 PM
so basically you guys want 1k stacks of whatever in ONE box somewhere so when someone raids you and breaks the box they get literally everything
instead of having multiple loot boxes around
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:44 PM
Forget to unlock it? Then it deserves to be destroyed!
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:44 PM
bad decisions compounded by bad decisions
but yeah that mod Revol posted is what we need
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:45 PM
backup server before trying it just in case
Rejd 12-Feb-17 12:45 PM
I'm not sure if it's safe to deploy this mod on the server without wipe (as it intoduces new data to existing buildings). Please, make a backup before enabling it. I could use any report on this topic.
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:45 PM
yeah
it would help tremendously though i feel
for people that got raided
they'd still be on the server if they had shit to rebuild with
like our dear friend anal mist
and all the goons from tummy lickers
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:48 PM
honestly if you quit after being raided you maybe aren't cut out for this style of game
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:48 PM
i agree with that
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:48 PM
just play pve if you're a schoolboy bitch.
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:48 PM
but that would help with keeping the fuckin carebears on the server
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:49 PM
I don't understand leaving a server becaues you lost everything
you still have your levels
Going to another server, you lose those
Revol 12-Feb-17 12:49 PM
I think it is the assumpiton that it'll happen again, and soon
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:50 PM
the thing about that is you should be able to learn from your mistake the first raid and move or beef up the defenses
not just slap another door on and start cooking your iron reinforcements agai
Prude 12-Feb-17 12:51 PM
find a better location too if you get fucked once
find a spot where you can be unfuckable by anything but yog
not very hard currently
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:51 PM
This UK server I'm farting around on has .4 for land claim radius and it's REALLY nice
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:51 PM
lol
so you need double the stone foundations to claim the same radius
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Soo does that mean raid towers are a thing?
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:52 PM
no you cant jump 150m
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:52 PM
you don't jump over a wall when you're building a tower??
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:52 PM
if you want your head to explode, sure
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:53 PM
what the fuck are you saying
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Left are my fences, right is another dude's base
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:53 PM
i'm asking if raid towers are a thing on lower radius claim servers
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:53 PM
you cant raid tower because at 1x radius its 300m
half is 150m
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:53 PM
Keeps from accidentally blocking NPC camps
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:53 PM
you cant span 150m in a jump and survive the fall
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 12:54 PM
ok so .4 is still retardely huge, got it
Picer 12-Feb-17 12:54 PM
@GoGoGadget You swapped servers?
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:54 PM
Let me see if I can build cloesr than that, i wasn't trying
No
Picer 12-Feb-17 12:54 PM
Then why are you not gathering resources for me slave?!
Also, please come play games with me
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 12:57 PM
Bedroll there is as close as I can get to the foundations on the right
With .4
Definitely would help with accidentally overlapping with NPC camps
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 12:58 PM
yeah
but still cant raid tower that drop and survive
maybe but i doubt it
tell kim and rej
the unlock benchs and that land claim radius seem like good changes
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 01:00 PM
@Kimsemus @Rejd see above
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:00 PM
yeah you'd have to build really tall to make it to that foundation from a tower, and the drop would kill you
GoGoGadget 12-Feb-17 01:00 PM
Anyway, heading off for the night
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:02 PM
I'd support a lower claim radius
More potential for dun
So yeah count me in for that
Revol 12-Feb-17 01:04 PM
can we try that mod too
if it breaks, just restore from backup?
Rejd 12-Feb-17 01:12 PM
Hey there's more than one emote (surrender)
You apparently learn more emotes from interacting with lore items
Cynthia_Dutch 12-Feb-17 01:13 PM
they need a mod for doors closing automatically
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:13 PM
oh hey that's p cool rejd(edited)
can you tell if they are implemented?
Revol 12-Feb-17 01:19 PM
what are lore items
Simplyjack 12-Feb-17 01:28 PM
why would someone make snorks in conan
why
PartyAlarm 12-Feb-17 01:32 PM
I wonder how effective massed archer thralls are
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:38 PM
if they were more accurate, probably deadly
as it is they're just kind of an annoyance
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:38 PM
And a shield negates them if they do manage to hit you
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:39 PM
If they arc wasn't so absurd and they hit you more often than not if you weren't in cover
it'd be fine
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:40 PM
They're only good if you're actively fighting while they shoot into the fight imo
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:41 PM
right now they're better for tricking into blowing up their own walls
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 01:41 PM
got an npc camp that looks blocked
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:42 PM
like if you really wanted to fuck a large number of people up in pvp you could put a trio of thrall archers on top of a rock while you fight people
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:42 PM
PM me the location
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 01:42 PM
is there a console command to snag co-ords?
Commoners 12-Feb-17 01:42 PM
Then their options are to jump up and attack, which drains their stamina, or keep chasing after you, in which case they're gonna get pelted with arrows
and if anyone pulls out a bow in that pvp you just run up and club them
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:43 PM
ToggleDebugHUD
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 01:44 PM
do placeable torches claim land?
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 01:47 PM
even bedrolls can fuck up NPC spawns
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 01:51 PM
ok, well that sucks
but at least i'm not going to go around placing torhces everywhere now
Fallout 12-Feb-17 01:53 PM
is there a clan log that lets you know if players/thralls died?
I think they had that in Ark
Jack-Off Trades 12-Feb-17 01:53 PM
You access it with Alt+F4(edited)
Cynthia_Dutch 12-Feb-17 01:53 PM
true story
Fallout 12-Feb-17 01:54 PM
👌
Jack-Off Trades 12-Feb-17 01:54 PM
if it doesn't work then try deleting system32
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 01:54 PM
eve online deleted my system32. never to be seen again
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 01:58 PM
Oh lmbo right that's a thing that actually happened
Rejd 12-Feb-17 02:04 PM
Wait really?
Shortly after releasing EVE Online: Trinity at 22:04 GMT on Wednesday, 5 December, we started receiving reports that the Classic to Premium graphics content upgrade was causing problems to players by deleting the file C:\boot.ini, which is a Windows system startup file. In some cases the computer was not able to recover on the next startup and would not start until the file had been fixed. In this dev blog I want to tell you how this happened.
lmbo
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 02:06 PM
eveo: more than just spreadsheets in space
Orv 12-Feb-17 02:06 PM
:cccp: exists for a reason
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 02:08 PM
yeah that happened
then they dropped a patch to "fix" it which deleted boot.ini
Simplyjack 12-Feb-17 02:09 PM
why would it delete that
like someone would have had to explicitly put that in
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 02:09 PM
because at the time EVE Online used a file with the same name
Simplyjack 12-Feb-17 02:09 PM
lol
Commoners 12-Feb-17 02:22 PM
there can only be one boot.ini
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 02:47 PM
The Highlander Boot.ini
Longsaddle 12-Feb-17 02:58 PM
holy shit that's madness
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 03:25 PM
oh it's even better
the patcher only looked for "/boot.ini"
assuming it would be looking in /eve/
instead the program ran it as c:/
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 03:26 PM
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 03:26 PM
haha yeah
Demiurge 12-Feb-17 04:08 PM
Fucking lol
I remember in high school one of my class mates tried to uninstall command and conquer
He did this by opening the search tool, typing in 'command' and deleting everything that came up
Ritsu 12-Feb-17 04:10 PM
wow
Demiurge 12-Feb-17 04:10 PM
Not a smart kid
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 04:16 PM
find command, conquer computer
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 04:25 PM
oh fuck I just realized I left my CAC in my computer at work
shit shit shit shit shit
Robzilla 12-Feb-17 04:27 PM
Welp
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 04:27 PM
Atleast it wasn't your cock.
Robzilla 12-Feb-17 04:29 PM
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 05:17 PM
im not in favor of a mod for closing doors
i like rolling through a pubbies base because he left the doors open
if you arent smart enough to close teh doors behind you, you deserve to have shit stolen
auto closing doors closes a huge part of base raids
EbonyBBW 12-Feb-17 05:45 PM
wheres the best place to get thralls/
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 05:46 PM
probably new york
actually i lied, its china
Gamesguy 12-Feb-17 05:56 PM
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 05:58 PM
💩TRUMPTRAIN💩 - Yesterday at 12:47 PM
https://hastebin.com/raw/hewihosudo(edited)
allears1
It won't stop
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 05:59 PM
yooooo
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 06:00 PM
We starting that Official Server grind>?
Rejd 12-Feb-17 06:01 PM
Not sure if I can do it again
Fuck anything past 20 on vanilla rates
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 06:05 PM
official servers wont be worth it imo until they fix some stuff and raise the player caps
then the 1x grind might be worth it
Bchad 12-Feb-17 06:11 PM
the problem is if you dont put up with it while its not worht it
you cant play it when it is
because the pool will be closed by people wgho have been there since day 1
but anyway yeah there are anumber of goons playing official
they have level 30 and steel
Klisejo 12-Feb-17 06:16 PM
what server?
Bchad 12-Feb-17 06:24 PM
178
they are in a voice channel
doing a thing right now
@Kimsemus your contemplation station really clears the mind
Rejd 12-Feb-17 06:38 PM
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 06:39 PM
impressive
you almost got your own head up your ass
Cynthia_Dutch 12-Feb-17 06:48 PM
lmao
Rejd 12-Feb-17 07:04 PM
I'll prob join 178 when I've got some time
Schizotek(Cavefish) 12-Feb-17 07:29 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5tpfee/toolhowtofixplaceablesdespawningnpc_camps/
@Kimsemus
Fallout 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
are placed thralls randomly despawning for people?
or is that fixed, and someone is sniping mine
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
@Rejd might want to take a look at that script
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
hey kim you ever get a chance to look at that npc camp?
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
I'm just getting home
Rejd 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
what
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
so I will in a bit
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 07:31 PM
I've been doing a grand tour and p much every large npc camp on the east half of the map is at least 50% fucked
Schizotek(Cavefish) 12-Feb-17 07:33 PM
behold, from the goon who brought you the autism temple. The stairway to sperg.
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 07:33 PM
Rejd 12-Feb-17 07:34 PM
Why would someone do anything in php
Especially since you could fit that all in just a single query
Schizotek(Cavefish) 12-Feb-17 07:37 PM
i dunno im not a coder mate
Fallout 12-Feb-17 07:38 PM
the community college I went to for CS degree had PHP (using WAMP) as a required course
it also had 2 classes of COBOL required
because the nearby BlueShield still used cobol
BlackFaceMayhem 12-Feb-17 07:42 PM
COBOL can be serious money
Fallout 12-Feb-17 07:42 PM
dat legacy
BlackFaceMayhem 12-Feb-17 07:42 PM
if you can not hang yourself before you get to spend it
Fallout 12-Feb-17 07:43 PM
I know a few years ago some of the alumni from that place got hired to rewrite somebody's cobol systems
I don't know if I should envy him for having a career, or pity him for what the project is
Rejd 12-Feb-17 07:44 PM
like
fuck
it's just a single sql query
there's probably some keyword I forgot like BETWEEN(edited)
which would shorten it even more
Fallout 12-Feb-17 07:46 PM
yea I think BETWEEN is a thing in sql
expression BETWEEN value1 AND value2;
Rejd 12-Feb-17 07:47 PM
Yeah just googled it, it is a thing
Fine, let me just quickly go make some stupid shellscript which runs a sqlite query for kim and pretty prints the result so he can go hogwild
Fallout 12-Feb-17 07:48 PM
did you also see the hotkey'able KILL BUTTON
that lets an admin do 9999999 damage to whatever he's pointing at
Rejd 12-Feb-17 07:51 PM
Yeah you can already do that by just hitting shift+delete
Fallout 12-Feb-17 08:02 PM
oh dang
wasted reddit post then
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 08:06 PM
Aka every reddit post
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 08:08 PM
demoted from bad hombres already
rip my life
Robzilla 12-Feb-17 08:08 PM
yeah rip
guess we're just not bad enough
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 08:11 PM
Same
Rejd 12-Feb-17 08:17 PM
#!/bin/bash

if [ $# -eq 3 ]
then
sqlite3 -column -header ConanSandbox/Saved/game.db "SELECT class, id, x, y, z FROM actorposition WHERE class LIKE '%placeables%' AND x <= ($1 + $3) AND x >= ($1 - $3) AND y <= ($2 + $3) AND y >= ($2 - $3);"
else
echo "Invalid arguments, please pass three arguments!" >&2
echo "Usage: $0 x
coord y_coord radius"
fi
fuck php ok
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 08:18 PM
yeesh
getting constant crashes
also add the black hand land pirate ship thing to the list of npc camps thats all fucked up
Rejd 12-Feb-17 08:50 PM
On something dongful?
Well.. there's a thing
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 08:53 PM
Rejd it's more efficient if you omit the % on the start of the like and specify the whole game/building/whatever string
String sorting and indexing won't work otherwise
No % on left = two operations: sort seek
% on left = full scan basically
Even better though, can you use SQL lite to modify?
Commoners 12-Feb-17 08:56 PM
Are other npc camps just not spawning in?
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 08:56 PM
If so do something like
Commoners 12-Feb-17 08:56 PM
That's what triggered my goon hammering rampage the day before we did the server wipe
Rejd 12-Feb-17 08:56 PM
Yeah it all seems to be /Game/Systems/Building/Placeables/*
Commoners 12-Feb-17 08:57 PM
I didn't have npcs to kill for exp or enslave, so my base was just totally worthless 😦
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 08:58 PM
What is the actor_position for npc spawns
Like the type
Bc id wager there's some db searchable element that represents a spawn point?
Rejd 12-Feb-17 08:59 PM
Not sure, since those are already part of the level file
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:02 PM
Rejd pretty much every large NPC camp (That comprise of two spawns or more) on the eastern half of the map are at least half broken
it's made thrall hunting suck
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:05 PM
Were there even npcs on the ship itself
or just the camps around it
those around it are still going
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 09:06 PM
The ship has npcs
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:06 PM
Weird.
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 09:06 PM
Sorry
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:06 PM
the camps around it were loaded
Taylor SWifTT 12-Feb-17 09:06 PM
Supposed to
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:07 PM
ooh
yeah it was empty when I went, and I hung around for a day/night cycle
the camps around it are fine
the base over by the three rivers area (The one with the giant hand) somebody built an autism palace undearneath the hand which is blocking half the camp
Robzilla 12-Feb-17 09:08 PM
hah
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:08 PM
the shit part is
he's blocking off the half of the camp that spawns artisans/dancers
ditto for the one I reported earlier to kim, the half that spawns warriors/archers is fine, the half that spawns useful stuff is busted
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:20 PM
Let me know where
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:25 PM
I can show you but tekneek is probably going to chase me around keystone cops style again :v
Robzilla 12-Feb-17 09:26 PM
lol
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:27 PM
tbh I had to stop and laugh really hard when I stopped at the edge of a small cliff face and he went over the edge
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 09:27 PM
same thing happened to two "jewish gamers" guys who were chasing me
Hazlen 12-Feb-17 09:27 PM
just give him the coords
DroneVandalism 12-Feb-17 09:28 PM
i hammered one off the edge and the other just straight jumped down with his buddy
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:28 PM
I'm p good at running away
128,483 158,978 -18,757 is the one I sent to kimsemus around noon
and then there's the pirate ship which I dont' have co-ords for but I'm sure you know where it is already :v
but honestly if you hover at night and just go to any other npc camp on the east map odds are it's blocked
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:32 PM
Of course actor_position doesn't include walls or stuff like that
reee
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:32 PM
lol
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:32 PM
Atleast it contains foundations
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:33 PM
early access games
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:34 PM
It.. contains foundations but not wall foundations
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 09:34 PM
we did find an interesting npc camp that you can see from the mountain above it, but if you jump down to it... it disapears. Ghost npc camp.
I'll see if I can get you co-ords for the others
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:40 PM
Cleared up the empty autism thing underneath the pirate ship and random ass foundations above another npc camp
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 09:41 PM
those foundations didn't block any spawns
that's what i built in the few hours before i got into picers thing, was debating coming back to it so thanks for making my mind up lol
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:42 PM
I mean, they were basically right next to the camp.
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 09:42 PM
but i made sure they didn't block
Schizotek(Cavefish) 12-Feb-17 09:42 PM
how do you "make sure"
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 09:42 PM
because they spawn, and i've grabbed from them after the foundations went down
check
look
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:42 PM
They're still right next to it. Like, less than stonethrow range.
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 09:43 PM
well, whatever, it didn't block the spawn is all i'm saying
else i would have tore it up myself
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:44 PM
Like.. idk. I'm pretty sure a foundation right here would interfere with the spawn: http://i.imgur.com/UrtkMKk.jpg
Or are you talking about a different place
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 09:44 PM
rejd
there's also a table called buildings
could be in there?
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:45 PM
There's building_instances which has two blob columns, transform1 and transform2
That one has foundations and shit. But no simple xyz coordinates
KwegiboHB 12-Feb-17 09:46 PM
oh, different place
mine was the mesa across from it
3 furnaces, naked bed
like, i had a sizeable distance between foundation to spawn lol
ah, i looked at the screenshot you took of the map wrong
sorry
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 09:54 PM
can you post the output of building instances
curious
@Rejd
my db doesn't have any
since no sp
also anyone have any experience with umap files?
spawnpoints seem to be in here C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Conan Exiles\ConanSandbox\Content\Maps\ConanSandbox\Gameplay\Camps_NPC
if you could parse out the location you could join against the game.db to find offending / spawn-blocking buildings
EbonyBBW 12-Feb-17 09:56 PM
trumptrain you an admin?
theres a big husk of a base underneath the pirate ship base on the east side of the map blocking the entire thing from spawning npcs
Rejd 12-Feb-17 09:57 PM
Yeah the big empty autism one is gone now
Don't know about the one from it further east, I think that's far enough
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:05 PM
89302 94411 -7587 pirate ship, blocked spawns
Rejd 12-Feb-17 10:05 PM
But yeah umap can be opened with the devkit I think, from that maybe pull the xy coordinates
But I'd rather just wait a couple days and see what people come up with using the devkit
Ruggan 12-Feb-17 10:07 PM
yeah
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:07 PM
should be noted the pirate ship has the mitra npc that lets you change relgions too
Rejd 12-Feb-17 10:08 PM
Yeah the npc is there
There was a base NE directly below the ship (If you were on #93, that's where the mercedes base was)
Which most likely was touching the ships range but was outside of the mitra range
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:22 PM
huh
Rejd 12-Feb-17 10:22 PM
Yeah the pirate queen. On the cliff south.
Sayyida 12-Feb-17 10:23 PM
131,296 159,894 -18,589 is the only other one I know for sure is blocked
I'm at it now if oyu just want to tp to me
Rejd 12-Feb-17 10:24 PM
I'll check it out tomorrow
Or maybe @Kimsemus can
Kimsemus 12-Feb-17 10:26 PM
yeah Ill check it tomorrow just finishing work tonight and now kind of tired
Fallout 13-Feb-17 12:19 AM
circular buildings, are the aesthetics worth the extra investment?
Edd 13-Feb-17 12:48 AM
Theya ren't too bad to build
Just like a bunch more pieces which isn't too bad
Fallout 13-Feb-17 01:09 AM
but you also have to get the triangle recipes
for all the tiers
Edd 13-Feb-17 01:25 AM
Which cost 1 point :P
Super cheap
I'd only consider them if you were base building
Bchad 13-Feb-17 01:33 AM
bmw builders have them and our buildings look 👌
Simplyjack 13-Feb-17 01:34 AM
always have wedges
its the diff between garbo cube wolf3d builds and sicknasty AESTHETICS
low walls and pillars too, they break up outlines and look snazzy
Edd 13-Feb-17 01:57 AM
I didn't get a chance to spice up the poe clan base
Demiurge 13-Feb-17 04:24 AM
Building a pretty base is important
Because it gives whoever summoned Sek on you that twinge of regret
Fallout 13-Feb-17 04:58 AM
how many of each crafting/smelting station do you guys use?
Edd 13-Feb-17 05:51 AM
Uhhh, right now I think we have 8 furnaces, 2 cauldrons, 3 blacksmith, 2 tannery, 2 carpenters and 1 armourers
Edd 13-Feb-17 07:02 AM
And that's pretty fine for us
1 blacksmith is doing steel, 2 doing iron, relatively even spread across furnaces of iron, bricks, hardened bricks and steel
1 cauldron does the brick mixture and 1 does the steel mixture
One tanner does thick, other normal
And then both carptener's benches are doing shaped
Demiurge 13-Feb-17 07:37 AM
I still don't know what the crafter thralls really do
They just sit at the benches
looking cowed
Fallout 13-Feb-17 07:37 AM
they stare intensly
Demiurge 13-Feb-17 07:38 AM
Make crafting stations bigger and give them chairs and shit
Give the crafter thralls animations
Fallout 13-Feb-17 07:39 AM
thrall animations are coming up
they already mentioned that would be Soon™
should I make this on the official server I'm on?
Demiurge 13-Feb-17 07:52 AM
Yes
But taller
Orv 13-Feb-17 07:58 AM
Make the balls pointy
Fallout 13-Feb-17 07:59 AM
vaults fit in dicks
Fallout 13-Feb-17 08:00 AM
the funny thing is, this is on a mesa opposite of an enemy occupied mesa
and they've had this mesa land claimed since day 1, but didn't do anything with it
so now that I can make steel and break those foundations, I wanna do this
Edd 13-Feb-17 08:33 AM
Thralls can halve the resource cost, speed it up and give recipes, afaik?
Orv 13-Feb-17 08:34 AM
Not sure if the recipe stuff is in yet, yes on the other two
Edd 13-Feb-17 08:34 AM
They do give recipes
We've got one
Exceptional stygian thing or w/e
Orv 13-Feb-17 08:35 AM
Cool
Edd 13-Feb-17 08:35 AM
It's not really all that exciting though
The best part is when they halve the resource cost
You can start making so many damn iron/steel reinforcements
It's crazy
inkel 13-Feb-17 08:39 AM
Do you need one of the named thralls to get a recipe?
Edd 13-Feb-17 08:42 AM
No
You can get them from T3 thralls afaik
inkel 13-Feb-17 08:50 AM
Nice. Will have to keep an eye out for that
GoGoGadget 13-Feb-17 10:14 AM
@Tempus Thales @Kimsemus Still any plans to lower the claim radius?
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 11:40 AM
the stuff the named artisans unlock isn't better than the top tier weapons though
just more durability on the shield
well more durability in general i guess, but lower stats than top tier stuff
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 12:29 PM
Yeah
I think on next restart with a patch @Rejd we should cut it in half or something
Robzilla 13-Feb-17 02:04 PM
I am er, a butt
say it in your head as JFK or Mayor Quiby
Ritsu 13-Feb-17 02:06 PM
we arent the top of the conan guides anymore
Robzilla 13-Feb-17 02:06 PM
pack it in folks, server is dying
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Whelp RIP
might as well torch this shit
Robzilla 13-Feb-17 02:11 PM
Yeah, RIP
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 02:11 PM
game is failing
inkel 13-Feb-17 02:17 PM
The server hardware should be repurposed to exclusively host spicy Simpsons memes
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 02:29 PM
anyone know if the yellow potion is working again?
Robzilla 13-Feb-17 02:47 PM
That's a good question
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 02:49 PM
i still have like two hours of arabic to get through, so I can't check myself. But I've put so many points into useless ass shit like kegs, tables, and those wall lamps that require an item that isn't even in the game
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 03:52 PM
yes
the yellow potion is working
i just used it two hours ago
ive used like 7
from level 29-50
Fallout 13-Feb-17 04:18 PM
does it still erase your religion knowlege?
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 04:25 PM
yes
but
you can learn all religions for free
but t2 and t3 require 10 points each
so for 60 points you get t3 every religion
amalilakab 13-Feb-17 04:25 PM
Whats yellow potion do?
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 04:25 PM
instead of 50 per t1 religion
resets your skills
anal mist cockblockers blocked almost all roads leading to the mitra religious NPC
you have to go really wide west north west to come back around near her
admins need a "delete clan x buildings" button
because acolytes of dicklord spammed shit and blocked 1/4 of the map
amalilakab 13-Feb-17 04:31 PM
Explosives
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 04:32 PM
you dont understand the extent of the trolling
its spread out across 1/4 of the map
the entire pirate ship area is blocked off
amalilakab 13-Feb-17 04:32 PM
I've never even seen the pirate ship area
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 04:34 PM
Is this on our server?
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 04:34 PM
yes
goon server
pretty much the entire red circle is blocked off with like 20 t2 gates + walls
conservative estimate on land size actually, its probably spread out further
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 04:54 PM
tekneek, they're also the fucks blocking npc spawns.
well one of the primary fucks
seems well researched, it mostly seems to be all the useful ones. i can find endless supplies of warriors and archers though
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 04:57 PM
I'm gonna deal with their bases
Give me their name
I'll solve the problem
@Rejd time to go on a spree tonight
we won't hit their base, but the gate thing is p dumb
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 05:25 PM
anal mists crew
acolytes of ben
Klisejo 13-Feb-17 05:25 PM
ah, I ran across those guys saturday before the walls went up
by ran across i mean got gangbanged
same group of 3 I saw earlier in the starting zone. Were friendlier then.
amalilakab 13-Feb-17 05:27 PM
War has hardened them.
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 05:40 PM
They have not yet tasted war
we will break them.
Grandpa 13-Feb-17 06:12 PM
Encountered a lot of weird bugs tonight
hindered 13-Feb-17 06:16 PM
stop looking at your ass in a mirror
if you think they are worth noting, @Rejd and @Kimsemus are passing on bugs they find to @AndyB so just make sure they are aware
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 06:31 PM
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:36 PM
THE SKY IS FALLING
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:36 PM
kimsemus: in more than one npc camp I've found acolytes of ben standing torches litereed amongst the shit
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 07:36 PM
Ded servr ded game
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:36 PM
so I'm p sure they are deliberately blocking spawns
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:36 PM
yea
get the ban hammer out
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 07:37 PM
also did server go down or was I just dc
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:37 PM
down
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:37 PM
yes
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 07:37 PM
server went kill
it is restarting I think
maintenace restart
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:37 PM
kimsemus logged on and the server died
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 07:38 PM
good. shit was starting to get weird. servers are like meeseeks
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:38 PM
when was the last time it rebooted?
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:38 PM
friday
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:39 PM
tekneek: Looking at your map it's coming along that river from the west to pirate ship that's blocked off, east still works
but they blocked off the high and low approaches across the river, basically you have to cut across that desert to get anywhere
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:39 PM
yeah
just needs a blanket clan structure delete
there are only so many fucking torches i can punch out
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:40 PM
yeah I've been clearing them as I find them
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:41 PM
we need to find their new base
and drop set on them
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:41 PM
let me know when it happens and I'll come watch from a safe distance so tekneek doesn't go all benny hill on me :v
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:41 PM
im practicing for you bby
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:42 PM
haha
I'll let you in on a secret
you have something bound to your push to talk in game voice so I generally hear you before you show up :v
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:42 PM
yeah i dunno why sometimes it triggers local and sometimes not
i think there are crumbs in my keyboard honestly
or its just a chinese piece of shit
plus crumbs
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
keyboard goop
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
no goop probably pizza crust or something
inkel 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
"goop"
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
solidified tears
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
lol inkel knows what I'm talkin bout
hindered 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
.i keyboard goop
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
dat fuckin thread
inkel 13-Feb-17 07:43 PM
jesus fuckl
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
yeah probably like that
inkel 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
how does that happen
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
wait
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
are those fingernails and teeth?
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
not safe for work
oh my god it is
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
and looks like husky hair
thats what a neckbeard yog computer would looklike
hindered 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
that is the best thread ever
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:44 PM
jesus fuck
yeah hindered it really is :v
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:45 PM
wow
LOL
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 07:45 PM
the mods left it in OLD gbs for like 2 days
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 07:45 PM
lmao
been awhile since i've seen that
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:46 PM
i dont even
i want to open my keyboard now and see what treasures are within
time to get a screw driver
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 07:48 PM
release the goop
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 07:48 PM
aye aye captain
MIGHT AS WELL DO IT WHILE THE SERVERS ON FIRE
hindered 13-Feb-17 07:51 PM
so i joined 178 while it was nearly full
it was okay, but i still had performance issues
rubberbanding, etc.
funcom really needs to work on the netcode next
but its been like 3 days from the last patch
so i think they are over the initial oh fuck phase
and hopefully working on real improvements
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 08:00 PM
server caught on fire and jumped out the window
no goop in my keyboard just 30 tiny screws
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 08:18 PM
so many problems could be solved by making npc camps have claims
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 08:18 PM
yeah
you have to work to grief it then
and then admins can fucking ban offenders
except on officials
of they could make npc spawns delete structures in a radius of their spawn point
that would be funny as hell
thats the only way to clear up official servers without doing a wipe
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 08:21 PM
theres a place kinda like that on B&D Skycity
if you try to lay foundations it just all disappears
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 08:33 PM
I WANT TO PLAY
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 08:40 PM
I WANT BIG DICKS
RickSanchez 13-Feb-17 08:40 PM
we can just group up and raze the whole establishment
Robzilla 13-Feb-17 08:43 PM
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 08:54 PM
servers still down huh?
hindered 13-Feb-17 08:55 PM
yah
not sure whats up yet
RickSanchez 13-Feb-17 09:01 PM
potato servers, thats wassup.
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:15 PM
server down for maint?
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:15 PM
I WANT TO GO BACK TOFARMING
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:16 PM
restart or reset?
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:16 PM
restart
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:16 PM
eta?
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:16 PM
but its been dowqn for a while
no idea
something broke i think
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:16 PM
issues with a lot of the human spawns
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:21 PM
is it possible to wipe a server but not character levels?
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:21 PM
i would not be happy with a server wipe, been famring my ass off for two days
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:22 PM
me too
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:25 PM
i just got t3 all religions
maybe that broke the server 😦
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:25 PM
yes its all your fault!
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:25 PM
or kimsemus
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:25 PM
but yes i would not be up for a wipe
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:25 PM
he signed in just as the server was starting to smoke
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:25 PM
true
but he is the admin so i cant blame him, i need him on my good side
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:26 PM
all the gods just whiped the server
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:26 PM
servers probably fine
just the reboot script was wonky
hindered 13-Feb-17 09:28 PM
it went down and didnt come back up right
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:29 PM
how long is the server gonna be freaked up im trying to make some slaves eat bugs
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:30 PM
hopefully long enough to make it so slaves are possible to get without going to Stygcity
although i half suspect even that distant slave paradise has been blighted
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:30 PM
i just wanna make them eat bugs
thats all that this game is good for to me is to make them eat bugs
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:31 PM
thats a rather specific manifestation of autism friend. I think you found the right game
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:31 PM
yeh finally a game for me
are they doin something to the server
or what
scrolling up seems bad and i gotta know
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:32 PM
no idea
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:33 PM
set city is fine though you have to pay us tribute if you want to use it
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:33 PM
how many bugs
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:33 PM
not bugs
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
yeh bugs
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
arch priests
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
im sorry but u dont make the rules around here hot shot
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
yes i do
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
youre gonna eat some bugs
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
*you're
Simplyjack 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:34 PM
ur
ur*
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
im having a issue
I need help
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
ok im here
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
I been thinking of EVE
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
nah dont do that
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
I been EVE free for all most a year
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
stay that way
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
stay strong friend
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:35 PM
dont be a fool just eat some bugs when the conan server comes back and you will be back to your senses
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:36 PM
I know its a bad game and evil
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:36 PM
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:36 PM
i just want them to release Xotli, cuz you know hes comin
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 09:37 PM
for conan?
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:37 PM
i shall be the greatest of all evil fartmonsterrs
Jiimy 13-Feb-17 09:37 PM
im just a simple bug farmer
Simplyjack 13-Feb-17 09:37 PM
farm
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:37 PM
wasn't one of the AoC classes based on Xotli?
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:38 PM
All hail Mitra
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:38 PM
seems kinda weird since Conan murdered him and all
murdered him with a pure concentrated mitrajuice as I recall
hindered 13-Feb-17 09:38 PM
mitra is a fucking bitch
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:39 PM
Take that back
hindered 13-Feb-17 09:39 PM
she made conan do her dirty work
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:39 PM
I mean, I think 'lorewise' Mitra is pretty much the only actual 'god' and the rest are just angry demons and wizards and stompy viking giants
He
mitra be a dooder
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 09:40 PM
The god of large Johnsons
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:41 PM
I mean "mithra" who mitra is based off of was a dude so it makes sense.
hindered 13-Feb-17 09:41 PM
well he influences concubines then
mitra is the only god who does a thing in real conan lore
but its just influences some bitch to seduce conan to be a general and kick ass
(its an anwesome story)
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:42 PM
conan books rock and more people should read them
i mean the Awnald is cool and all, but its basically a different character
hindered 13-Feb-17 09:43 PM
i think the first conan movie is a decent adaptation
but i like Dune
sooo
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 09:44 PM
i dunno he plays him a bit too dumb. and naked. Book Conan was armored to the max. It was a defining feature that he was speedy as fuck in giant suits of armor
then again they had a pervert draw all the book covers
hindered 13-Feb-17 09:45 PM
howard was super gay for conan too
he was always pantherlike
but he always had differents states of armor
that was the point
the storeis are like interspersed randomly throughout his life
hes a theif, a pirate, a general, A KING
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 10:03 PM
whats the official server a bunch of goons were on? i wanna explore the northeast
Ritsu 13-Feb-17 10:04 PM
#old_game_conan_178
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:13 PM
wow how broken is the server?
geees
@here is someone working on fixing it?
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:15 PM
v0v
maybe Kimsemus knows
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:18 PM
So yeah Awful Citizen has to reboot shit because it's completely off
either the data center is down or the server hardware itself
but he's likely at his gf or some such
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:19 PM
😦
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:19 PM
ilo to the rescue
honk
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:19 PM
!airhorn
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:20 PM
is it on a vm or running bare metal?
(just curiosity)
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:20 PM
it's running on a real server
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:20 PM
weird
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:20 PM
why dont we have more people who can fix these things?
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:21 PM
Rejd can too but he's AFK exam cramming
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:21 PM
this is an actual question, not trying to be a smart ass
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:21 PM
I can but I have no fucking idea what I'm doing
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:21 PM
ok
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:21 PM
even for single use servers I've been putting em on esx lately
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:21 PM
@Kimsemus what do we need to do? restart hardware?
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:22 PM
doesn't really hurt anything, and lets you terminal into the host
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:22 PM
So I'm not clear why the server didn't come back up
or if it was the cronjob
or the hardware
I can't see the server at all
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:22 PM
aliens invaded houston
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:23 PM
do you have ssh access?
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:23 PM
if only the wall was built in time
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:23 PM
first order of business was shutting down conaners
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:23 PM
I can ssh to it @Kimsemus
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:23 PM
then check it
plz
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:24 PM
see, when we work together we can probably fix it!
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
sudo shutdown -r +5 "Hide yo wife hide yo kids conan back in 5"
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
This is seriously great, like the greatest goon group ever, seriously ( trump voice)
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
lmao someone put a copy of crybabies.txt in the server directory
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
!airhorn
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
thats alooooot of dragons pootin around in the black city
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
just delete everything in /etc it causes nothing but trouble
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:25 PM
lol
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:26 PM
i think i need to run rm * in the root dir
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:26 PM
do a -rf you want it to be recursive
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:26 PM
run all the commands
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:26 PM
Kim, I can try just running the start server script 🤷🏻
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:27 PM
yse
if it doesnt work at least we know who to blame
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:27 PM
tbh if it hasn't kernal panicked the os is prob fine
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:27 PM
too late it's core dumping
lol jk
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:27 PM
rip all butts
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:28 PM
the server dudes probably getting notifications
and hes like
"oh my god what are they doing"
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:28 PM
He probably saw my 5 failed login attempts to the elevated account, TT must have changed the pw
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:28 PM
haha
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:28 PM
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:29 PM
I actually started as a linux admin but haven't touched it since like redhat 9 because most corporations use windowwwwwws.
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:29 PM
if you listen to the tron legacy soundtrack your coding skills increase +3
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:29 PM
^ absolutely true
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:29 PM
its like larping but for real nerds
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:30 PM
I work with unix so i'm pretty sure i won't brick TT's server
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 10:30 PM
oh hey i didnt know there were actual snakes
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:30 PM
I just don't know which script we're using to get this bitch running
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:30 PM
bet you if you look at the chron jobs you'll find an answer
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:30 PM
time to choose the best sounding one
or that
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:30 PM
yes
wait
the chron job is what fucked up
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:31 PM
doubt it
and even if it did you can take a look at what it tried to run and correct from there
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:32 PM
yeah i was going to say look at what it tried to run
and just manually run it
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:32 PM
Hazlen, hack the server
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:32 PM
is that a powerglove :
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:32 PM
hack the planet
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:32 PM
my childhood ✌
all these nerds inventing motion controls for their beep boop virtual reality headsets, look friend the powerglove already exists
just like
put it on
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:33 PM
these cron directories are suspiciously empty of anything conan related
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:33 PM
lol
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:33 PM
that shits been out since 1989
and people made a big whoopty doo about the wii
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:35 PM
its funny you mention that
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:35 PM
/usr/src/wine-2.0/wine ConanSandboxServer.exe -log
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:35 PM
because I'm pretty sure we stole them off a rust server github and rever engineered them
Schizotek(Cavefish) 13-Feb-17 10:35 PM
oh hey there's an entire field of sulfur way in the NW of the map
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:35 PM
Hazlen we forgot a resource: his guide
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:35 PM
LOL
fucking goons
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:36 PM
FINE
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:36 PM
actually don't do what I posted though
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:36 PM
I'LL RTFM
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:36 PM
I'm reading
systemctl start conan
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:36 PM
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:37 PM
systemctl start conan <- this starts conan service
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:37 PM
Authentication is required to manage system services or units.
Authenticating as: root
Password:
welp we're fucked
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:37 PM
gg
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
GG
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
try password123
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
lol^
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
he has it set to start on restart
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
If I restart the box it brings down a looot more shit than just conan
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
ah
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
lmfao
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:38 PM
like the whole GDN network lol
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
sudo systemctl start conan maybe?
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
so there is no way to get it back up?
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
yeah i'll try and sudo it
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
you cant sudo without the password though
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
I have the pw for this account
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
oh
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
but it doesn't have perms to start it still
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:39 PM
rip
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:40 PM
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:40 PM
me irl rn
>tfw i'm used to having root access to servers
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:40 PM
can you list ownership of the file and perms?
could be he has the service available to another acct than root
Uziduke 13-Feb-17 10:40 PM
RIP somehting dongful
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:41 PM
lost to eternity
it was a good run while it lasted boys and girls
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:41 PM
could be that i'm just a dumb
but i'll try starting the server with the script manually maybe that will last until TT is back and can fix it proper
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:42 PM
god speed
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:43 PM
tbh if you can't get a service started you probably don't have perms to reboot it unless you happen to have an ilo or equivalent pw anyways
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:43 PM
would be funny though
"remember that one time i didnt have permission to run a file but i had perms enough to reboot?"
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:44 PM
idk, I wouldn't give someone ssh then not give them access to do anything w/it :v
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:44 PM
Yeah I can't even execute this script from sudo with this acct
It does look fancy though, @Rejd
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:45 PM
well, we're dealing with goons here
have to keep that in mind
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:45 PM
I failed yall
time to drink 🥃
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:45 PM
its alright you gave it your all
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
i still love you @Hazlen
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
now print out the password hash and run john the ripper against it, we shall gain root!
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
its all good
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
hazlen
does kim have different perms than you?
Kimsemus 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
I dont
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
Doubt it, that he has more perms(edited)
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
if the service is running as root and neither have root access
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
or sudo access
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:46 PM
^
not much they can do
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:47 PM
yeah i know but who knows how the goon pyramid of access is setup
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:47 PM
cat /etc/passwd and see if there's a conan user and try sudo'ing it, that's my last idea
after that I've been an nt admin for too long and have lost my soul
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:49 PM
we have a steam user with directory access to the server
used to have an elevated acct but yeah, pw was changed
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:50 PM
we tried
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:50 PM
🤷🏻
@Tempus Thales all hands on dick!
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:50 PM
at least you now know how to start the conan service that you cannot start
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:50 PM
who knew reading the guide would come in handy
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:51 PM
anyone who's purchased something from ikea?
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:51 PM
my whole house is filled with ikea stuff
Simplyjack 13-Feb-17 10:52 PM
hidden subtext: cynthia lives in the ikea showroom(edited)
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:52 PM
i do
Simplyjack 13-Feb-17 10:53 PM
a steady diet of swedish meatballs is her only sustenance
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:53 PM
i cant resist balls
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:53 PM
I can't even ping it now
Simplyjack 13-Feb-17 10:53 PM
creamy ball dishes 😋
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 10:53 PM
hmm with that gravy dripping on those hot balls
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:54 PM
hazlen he probably chucked it a remote reboot
that or he saw you poking around and decided to chunk a deny firewall entry at you ✌
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:55 PM
haha
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:58 PM
lol the mods are rolling in
shaved and oiled is a must have goons
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:58 PM
i like my bush
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 10:58 PM
oh they have oiled males now
DroneVandalism 13-Feb-17 10:58 PM
say no to shaved and oiled
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 10:59 PM
well more likely answer is they are just blocking icmp(edited)
Hazlen 13-Feb-17 11:00 PM
which p much everyone does these days
Sayyida 13-Feb-17 11:00 PM
true
Cynthia_Dutch 13-Feb-17 11:06 PM
well i am gonna get some sleep, hopefully it will be fixed when i wake up
Edd 14-Feb-17 02:59 AM
My conana doesn't even launch, lmao
Edd 14-Feb-17 03:04 AM
I see that typo and you know what? I'm gonna keep it
Cynthia_Dutch 14-Feb-17 05:58 AM
Is the server back up yet?
BlackFaceMayhem 14-Feb-17 06:33 AM
Its being restarted.
Cynthia_Dutch 14-Feb-17 06:41 AM
yay
Hazlen 14-Feb-17 07:10 AM
Guys
The guide was wrong
That's why I failed last night
kutale 14-Feb-17 07:10 AM
blame game begin
Rejd 14-Feb-17 07:10 AM
Could have noticed that because every other command references conan.service instead of conan :v
Hazlen 14-Feb-17 07:11 AM
Yeah well :v
Saaaand Maaadnesssss 14-Feb-17 07:33 AM
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 09:25 AM
@here Server is running again, Rejd did hero work and fixed it
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 09:30 AM
:toot:
Hazlen 14-Feb-17 10:01 AM
All hail ze german
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 10:09 AM
all hail rej
our one true hero
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 10:18 AM
FYI I'm going to be purging a ton of NPC camp offending bases today
so if you built on an NPC camp and someone complained, RIP
Robzilla 14-Feb-17 10:24 AM
Yeah RIP
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 10:49 AM
just like captain planet
the power is yours!
RickSanchez 14-Feb-17 11:17 AM
restarting agin?
is it up?
Cynthia_Dutch 14-Feb-17 11:57 AM
thats what she said?
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 11:58 AM
yeah its up
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 12:25 PM
she said "is it in yet?"
Cynthia_Dutch 14-Feb-17 12:27 PM
^^
you got it 😃
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 02:14 PM
@here • Small Placeables will no longer claim land (!)
• NPC Camps now have their own land claim to prevent people from building so close to them that they stop spawning NPCs (!!)
PATCH
Demiurge 14-Feb-17 02:14 PM
That is a good patch
Rejd 14-Feb-17 02:14 PM
nice
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 02:15 PM
I M O this is a huge huge balance patch
we might want to consider a server reset
Just saying
this patch is actually huge
Bchad 14-Feb-17 02:16 PM
that patch makes officials really attractive now
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 02:16 PM
and includes a massive number of building/balance changes
Rejd 14-Feb-17 02:16 PM
🤔
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 02:16 PM
well they'll have to wipe all the officials
otherwise land claims will still be fucked
Bchad 14-Feb-17 02:17 PM
no they arent going to wipe
Rejd 14-Feb-17 02:19 PM
• Ansel will now respect collision preventing people from moving through walls and other structures
• Non Admins will be restricted to 2 meters of movement when using Ansel
Hooray, the nvidia wallhack has been disabled.
I still don't know why that even is a thing
It's just a freecam with some instagram filters
Crossbow range has been reduced but they now shoot much faster
W..what?
• Removed the Regen component from Purified Meat. This perk is reserved to Mitra's Ambrosia and Healing Potions. Purified Meat is still an extremely good food source
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 02:25 PM
how are they not wiping officials
are they just going to destroy shit around npc claims?
EbonyBBW 14-Feb-17 02:34 PM
the goon server aint getting wiped right?
kim server
Rejd 14-Feb-17 02:38 PM
I'd just get rid of stuff preventing npcs from spawning; Once it's gone, after a restart they'll spawn fine again.
But it's also time to go harvest some pubbie tears on officials
why is this the only official I get to see
plateroLLJK 14-Feb-17 03:22 PM
ok i hear conan is like 80% less crashy than at launch
maybe ill be able to hang dong tonight
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:25 PM
@here listening to @duster even with officials as bad as they are his group has done some epic stuff lljk is already the most hated group on the server and the strongest clan has plenty of shit to talk about how bad lljk is
its a lot better
the next patch will be what really fixes things
performance wise its 100% more playable but the enxt patch fixes some major griefing exploits
Cynthia_Dutch 14-Feb-17 03:26 PM
i fucking love this game
this is my new rust
plateroLLJK 14-Feb-17 03:27 PM
are there any non-trash streamers for it?
i want to see more more gameplay before i put down my 10bux*2
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:27 PM
no idea
Taylor SWifTT 14-Feb-17 03:28 PM
>non trash
>Streamer
plateroLLJK 14-Feb-17 03:28 PM
it's a pretty small fucking hole to thread, i know
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:28 PM
thats m take on it, i dont follow any streamers
plateroLLJK 14-Feb-17 03:28 PM
i dont follow any either, but i like to watch some sort of gameplay before i get into another timesink of a game
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:28 PM
no same
i just dont know any in this case
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 03:29 PM
just browse the game category for conan
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:29 PM
like normally i just pick one with top views
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 03:29 PM
till you find a tolerable streamer
i guess
plateroLLJK 14-Feb-17 03:29 PM
sounds like a plan
thanks
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 03:29 PM
yeah i dont think anyone here has a preferred streamer for it tho
Taylor SWifTT 14-Feb-17 03:29 PM
TeknoirTV
My favorite streamer
amalilakab 14-Feb-17 03:34 PM
Now that I'm getting better I'll probably be streaming Conan soon. Once I look human again and am not coughing up phlegm. I am a trash streamer though.
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 03:35 PM
how is the next patch going to help official servers if the servers don't wipe?
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 03:36 PM
it won't
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 03:36 PM
or will the land claim radius around the npc citys delete player structures?
Kimsemus 14-Feb-17 03:36 PM
they need to wipe
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 03:37 PM
but yeah the crossbow tweaks are going the wrong way for what a crossbow really is
maybe they've never used a crossbow before
depending on if they set our new base location as a NPC spawn area yet or not, we might have lost it all anyway
EbonyBBW 14-Feb-17 03:41 PM
i hope they add guns to this game
i want guns that look homemade
maybe blueprints?
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 03:42 PM
yeah
blueprints then come back to the XP system
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:42 PM
well worst case we can clean up the spawns after the patch
then pubbies cant replace them
EbonyBBW 14-Feb-17 03:42 PM
please clean up the pirate ship spawn
Bchad 14-Feb-17 03:42 PM
im talking about on official*
EbonyBBW 14-Feb-17 03:42 PM
i want to fight pirates
Hazlen 14-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Guns? Naww
Trebuchet and ballistae?
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 03:52 PM
yes
closest to guns anyone will get aside from siege engines will probably be sorcerers
crippled as fuck with no stamina
plateroLLJK 14-Feb-17 04:00 PM
most conan streams atm are germans or frenchies
maybe ill find a good youtube tutorial/review
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 04:20 PM
maybe that's funcom's plan
implement the patch and count on players to destroy shit to reclaim npc spawns
or on non official servers, admins can choose to delete shit or count on players
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 04:24 PM
anything above "sword swing" level is just stuck forever blocking camps lol
BlazingZero 14-Feb-17 04:25 PM
if people want it bad enough
they will break it
EbonyBBW 14-Feb-17 04:27 PM
they should add sling shots
or slings
Bchad 14-Feb-17 04:28 PM
they have options
they could run a script to remove all the trash
ark devs have done that in the past when adding new biomes to the game to avoid a wipe
also they could let natural decay timers run their course
since it wont be refreshable at that point it will eventually decay in a week or whatever it is
EbonyBBW 14-Feb-17 05:23 PM
conan kinda reminds me of a wurm online thats fun
Hazlen 14-Feb-17 06:01 PM
Oh, you mean Wurm Unlimited?
We uh, had a thing going for awhile in that. #wurm
Bchad 14-Feb-17 06:07 PM
i love wurm unlimited
conan also reminds me of wurm
i was thinking of that like last week
Taylor SWifTT 14-Feb-17 06:08 PM
Remember dragon slaying saturdays?
Hazlen 14-Feb-17 06:13 PM
Deleted User c818cb28 14-Feb-17 06:58 PM
i member wurm
was good
Sayyida 14-Feb-17 07:01 PM
so it looks like the restart fixed a lot of the npc camps
but the reduced lag from the restart has made me hate spiders even more
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 08:32 PM
yeah
archers/spiders + 30 sfps is brutal
boop
hindered 14-Feb-17 09:15 PM
Look out for this patch in the next couple of days:

Performance and Tech fixes

• Fixes to loading screens
• Server Performance Fixes
• NPCs should be less jittery when rotating
• A fix for connecting to servers via the steam server browser and when using steamconnect
• Buildings should now load in much faster
• Placeables placed on foundations and ceiling tiles will now be saved correctly
• Several improvements to how rocks behave when they are harvested


General Bug Fixes and improvements

• Small Placeables will no longer claim land (!)
• NPC Camps now have their own land claim to prevent people from building so close to them that they stop spawning NPCs (!!)
• You should no longer get phantom duplicates in the wheel of pain
• T2 Altars should no longer disappear
• Surrender should no longer break early when using fists
• Removed invisible collision that was blocking a certain chest in the world
• Arrows will now longer shoot in “Random crazy directions”
• Ranged weapons should now always fire correctly
• Rhinos should no longer try to walk through players
• Palisades will now correctly deal damage on contact
• Palisades should now be easier to place
• Fixed a case where players were able to destroy rocks with their fists. Sorry, but this privilege is reserved only for Conan himself.
• Fixed an issue where interactable objects would spam “Press E to interact” on the GUI
• Added an arrow to many placeables to help players orient them correctly
• The Offering of Mitra recipe now correctly requires 1 human heart and 1 unblemished meat
• Fixed an issue with stair placement detection
• The Gong and the Horn will now be audible over greater distances
• Added new emotes that can be learned by tracking down Story NPCs and getting them to teach you
Balance and Gameplay Fixes

• Some feat requirements have been simplified or removed. For example, it is now possible to learn Journeyman Craftsman as soon as you hit level 10. Due to the impact of this change all players have gotten a free feat respec.
• Ansel will now respect collision preventing people from moving through walls and other structures
• Non Admins will be restricted to 2 meters of movement when using Ansel
• Balance pass on Bows. Simple Bow range has been increased, Hyrkanian Bow range has been dramatically increased. Crossbow range has been reduced but they now shoot much faster
• We have done an overhaul on what monsters can damage which tier of buildings. If you haven’t upgraded from sandstone you might want to think about doing that.
• Increased crafting XP across the board with greater increases for crafting more complex (higher tier) items
• Inverted Wooden Roof Wedge and Stonebrick Frame now require Journeyman Craftsman instead of Master Craftsman
• Black rocks in the starting desert are now harvestable
• Higher grade tools will now yield higher amounts of secondary resources (Bark/branches)
• Resetting your Knowledge Points will no longer cause you to lose your selected religion
• Removed Corruption sources from starting area caves
• Removed the Regen component from Purified Meat. This perk is reserved to Mitra's Ambrosia and Healing Potions. Purified Meat is still an extremely good food source
• Player corpses can only be harvested for religious purposes once every 30 minutes
• Balance pass on the amount of materials requires for basic chemistry potions
• Armor drops removed from chests
• Emus will now give less XP
Visual Improvements

• The Dogs of the Desert finally got their uniform shipment and will be donning their new outfits
• Visual adjustment to the Medium Tasset to reduce clipping issues
• Visual adjustments to the Setite Choker and Shendyt to reduce clipping issues
• Cutless and Falcata have had their icons updates
• Visual flair added to several hairstyles
• Visual improvements to female heads
Orv 14-Feb-17 09:28 PM
Hahaha, what's the Discord Orv's Recluses group for
Taylor SWifTT 14-Feb-17 09:28 PM
Orv 14-Feb-17 09:30 PM
Fuck you?
🤷
Deleted User c818cb28 14-Feb-17 09:50 PM
beat me
OFF
Harminoff 14-Feb-17 10:18 PM
Can you add oiled and shaved mod to server pelase
Orv 14-Feb-17 10:20 PM
Ban
Harminoff 14-Feb-17 10:25 PM
ouch
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 11:09 PM
ban
horn gets buffed, bow gets buffed, yog gets nerfed, rip
Simplyjack 14-Feb-17 11:11 PM
does horn do a thing
or is it just cool and loud
DroneVandalism 14-Feb-17 11:11 PM
cool and loud
KwegiboHB 15-Feb-17 02:05 AM
should give your thralls a buff at least
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 05:03 AM
dude that patch looks amazing
hindered 15-Feb-17 07:41 AM
Persisting Signs
Place sign on wall, put w/e text you want, demolish wall, replace wall.

that sign will now keep the text on it through server restarts.
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 08:07 AM
Finally
hindered 15-Feb-17 09:45 AM
what armor class is it?
pretty sweet helmet tho
how do they see out of it?
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 09:51 AM
Tilt up and look through the mouth? Idk 🤷
hindered 15-Feb-17 09:51 AM
yah i was thinking first person should just be all teeth
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 09:52 AM
who needs to see your enemy when you can just smell your enemy
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 09:52 AM
That's not player armor though, right? It's just for a certain NPC group
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 09:52 AM
it will be craftable "Soon"
i lie "At the moment these will not be craftable, but we're adding that option at a later date."
hope it does bleed damage on players who get punched by those gloves
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 09:54 AM
Oh
I didnj't know For Honor actually came out
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 09:55 AM
is it even playable?
i got in all the beta tests and was only ever able to join one multiplayer game
which half way through crashed
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 09:55 AM
apparently not
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 09:55 AM
lol
Rejd 15-Feb-17 09:59 AM
Oh dang, that looks pretty sweet
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:00 AM
it seems to be full of gay pay to win and microtransactions and season pass bullshit
which makes it an instant no-go for me
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:01 AM
yeah...
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:01 AM
and no neutral servers, you connect to someone or they connect to you
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:01 AM
not really pay to win from what ive seen but, i havent played the full game. it could totally be like that now
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:01 AM
you can pay to get full skill trees
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:02 AM
oh.. rofl
ok thats bullshit
for a 60$ game
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:02 AM
good concept but they got greedy
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 10:07 AM
Yeah, looked really good. I was excited for it
Not going to buy it with those stupid decisions
Funny how Steam shows "mostly positive" but all I see, literally, is negative
And when you scroll down it's actually shown as Mixed
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:09 AM
yah pretty sure you can pay for that
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 10:09 AM
For Honor is actually incredibly racist tia~
DEUS VULT
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Shut up Jew, you just don't want to spend your shekels on it
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Your right I already spent my Shekels on milk
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Strawberry milk?
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 10:10 AM
Racist milk.
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:22 AM
haha, every fucking review is negative on For Honors steam page
i dunno, if i was going to buy a game like that i'd probably buy absolver
whenever it comes out, i like that art style better
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 10:34 AM
@Hazlen any idea if we're wiping when this new patch comes for the building range changes?
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:36 AM
i dont think it will cause a wipe
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 10:36 AM
It won't cause one most likely, but it'd probably be a good idea
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:37 AM
no but there are talks of a wipe for the goon server
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:37 AM
ahh yah idk
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 10:37 AM
But this is the goon server I'm talking about
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:38 AM
someone in the comments of the patch notes said they were going to let official server bases that are spawning in camps decay
so they will still be broke for a week after the patch hits
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 10:38 AM
We are going to avoid wipes if we don't have to do them
The wipe we did previously was because they changed the DB and we could not do a migration(edited)
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:39 AM
not sure how decay will work on active bases that are blocking npc camps
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 10:41 AM
I only prefer a wipe if it's really needed
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:41 AM
.yt nin ripe with decay
TrapBot 15-Feb-17 10:41 AM
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 10:41 AM
I have put so many hours in it in the last few days
I prefer no wipe but I understand if it's really needed
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:41 AM
i agree with cynthia except
this npc buliding block radius is one of the biggest changes conan needed from the start
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 10:41 AM
I agree
Maybe we can just remove building around the npc camp instead of wiping everything
Buildings *
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:42 AM
honestly thats how they should implement it anyway (the devs)
they should just have teh npc camps do a radius check and delete player structures near them
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:43 AM
yah
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 10:43 AM
Agreed
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:43 AM
but who knows until they actually push it what will happen
hindered 15-Feb-17 10:43 AM
we'll see, wiping wont be a decision taken lightly
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 10:45 AM
re-reading the patch notes im really starting to think the stargate mesa area will be designated a npc spawn area
lol i log in and my character dies of starvation 3 times
Klisejo 15-Feb-17 11:21 AM
Issue #2: Conan stacks blocks and face punches a turtleman
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:21 AM
FUCK
they are patching now and i wasn't ready
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 11:21 AM
Nice! Now we can use lotus potions liberally
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:21 AM
welp
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:22 AM
so apparently "over the next few days" means "in 8 hours"
or the patch might just give access to the testlive branch
i summoned yog in single player and he crashed my client
with his liquid
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:22 AM
hahah
WELP, Im gonna go keep shooting Nazis in the testicles
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:23 AM
from what i could tell though he's the only god that can fight mesa bases
mitra and set can't get up, they might be able to do a little damage but they cant reach
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:23 AM
Cuz the fucker flies
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:23 AM
yeah so
yog is literally the only god that matters
even post meat-nerf
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:24 AM
Still will need Mitra for PVP though
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 11:24 AM
Yog meat won't heal so you need Ambrosia for that
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:24 AM
yeah but even a t1 alter does ambrosia
altar im gay
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:24 AM
We know
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:26 AM
looks like they are trying to fix boosting as well
patch notes
jesus the did push it
CONAN EXILES
‏@ConanExiles

The high jump and explosives exploits are our top priority fixes. They're being worked on today and we hope to have them fixed this week.
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:28 AM
did they fuck the well bug? I never tried it
*fix
not fuck
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:29 AM
what well bug
hopefully the server will sense the update and reboot itself correctly.. like that one time
@Kimsemus patch is live @Rejd
Robzilla 15-Feb-17 11:32 AM
supposedly when placing a well, if you look down as if you're in the well, you can move it and you move along with the well
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:33 AM
they increased the range of arrows but increased the drop off as well, so its maybe double the range as before
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 11:34 AM
increased drop off of the crossbow
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:34 AM
hahahaha
crossbow shoots like 5 feet
its WORSE than the original bow
prepatch
range weapons still suck huge dick
hykirian bow or whatever, shoots straight for like 10 feet then drops off at like a 90degree angle
yeah i'd say this patch actually made range weapons worse.
at least before you could arc that shit and get it to go somewhere
now the drop off accelerates the arrow just straight into the ground
kutale 15-Feb-17 11:37 AM
sounds like a developer got sniped off his mountain base
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:38 AM
surely wont be happening anymore with what they did to arrows
hindered 15-Feb-17 11:42 AM
any performance changes?
i know they say so, but is it noticable
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:43 AM
i dunno im playing with single player
since the server hasnt patched
need to try and load the goonfort before i can tell if buildings load faster
gong is still total trash
hindered 15-Feb-17 11:45 AM
gayyyy
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:45 AM
horn sounds more mighty
kutale 15-Feb-17 11:45 AM
placed a palisade on a hyena and my game crashed 😦
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:45 AM
when you place the horns you get a gong sound
lol
i stuck a hyena in some palisades and hes not taking damage, nor am i from running into them
also broke building placement preview
of foundations at least
building blocks that arent placeables have no preview anymore
that will be a fun bug on official servers
pre patch bows had greater max distance, post its pretty solid range limit
kutale 15-Feb-17 11:56 AM
i'm taking 24 damage from simple palisades. appears to only do damage when you move near it
there's no grace period for the damage, a single palisade managed to damage me 4 times in under a second. running around it standing up i'm getting hit every few seconds
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 11:58 AM
whoever they have on developing bows and balancing them has never touched a bow or a crossbow in their life thats all i can say with certainty
kutale 15-Feb-17 12:05 PM
Added a directional arrow to many Placeables to help players orient them correctly
this sounds like it could be the culprit for no preview for certain buildings.
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 12:24 PM
Server patched yet?
hindered 15-Feb-17 12:34 PM
i think autopatch script is donged up
Rejd 15-Feb-17 12:36 PM
Wed 15 Feb 2017 12:08:07 PM EST seems to be on the last patch
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:42 PM
yea servers up
and they rerolled your skill trees
great... including religion
oh no the base religion you chose is still there
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 12:43 PM
Well at least the lotus potion won't reset religions now
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:44 PM
it still wipes the religions you learn from the npcs
Bchad 15-Feb-17 12:46 PM
The speed that they address is this stuff at is incredible though
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:47 PM
yeah
but bases built on npc places that are active won't decay and haven't been destroyed
so the spawns are still blocked
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 12:48 PM
So gonna need a wipe or an admin to clear them?
vanityset 15-Feb-17 12:48 PM
tbh i'm in favor of wiping and starting from scratch
considering some of the spawns are properly fuckered
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 12:49 PM
Me too, jus thave XP rates high for a couple of days, maybe even gathering
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:49 PM
i feel like
this is the one time they really need to wipe player structures
past this i dont see any huge problems that would NEED it
Bchad 15-Feb-17 12:50 PM
They don't need it
They are implementing decay
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:50 PM
though i can see more "point respecs" coming in the future
decay only works with abandoned shit
Bchad 15-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Maybe npc spawn areas are already considered abandoned
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:51 PM
when is the decay going to be implemented?
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 12:51 PM
Nothing is considered "abandoned" you just have to repair the stuff
So if someone has a base in an NPC zone because it wasn't wiped, they can keep it there forever
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:51 PM
and the npc camp will never respawn
Bchad 15-Feb-17 12:52 PM
Ded game I guess no way to fix it
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 12:52 PM
there is - wipes
lol
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 12:53 PM
yeah
just because it wipes doesnt mean the game is dead and no one will ever play it
if there are no thralls and the game is completely griefed for another two weeks it might be though 😛
i will say this though
IF there is going to be a wipe, should wait until building block preview is restored
Bchad 15-Feb-17 12:57 PM
Or instead of worrying about something that's not going to happen you could let them fix it some other way like decay and or fix it yourself through raiding
Weird 178 goons have thralls
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:01 PM
we're not talking about officials
because only idiots play on officials
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:02 PM
Your gay and dumb if you think that
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:02 PM
It's just a vast desert of griefed land
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:03 PM
For thin skinned cry babies
For those of us trying to play the real game it's a molten salt reactor from pubbies and is amazing
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:03 PM
Officials are not "the real game" even the devs have said so
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:04 PM
Enjoy your safe space echo chamber
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:04 PM
lol
so proud of u bb for daring to play in such a hardcore manner
pls present ur cock so I can succ
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:05 PM
I could care less about the rates or anything else pubbies take the game very seriously making kicking over their sandbox the point of the game
Whatever server that happens on is the real game
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:06 PM
Yeah, that'd be fun but with the game in the state it is in right now it's not worth playing on officials until it's all fixed
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:06 PM
Wrong
Goons are doing it successfully as we speak
It's not fun for you
Plenty of other people are having fun
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:07 PM
Ok...cool. Why are we having this discussion?
We weren't even talking about officals
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:08 PM
they added a cheer emote
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:08 PM
Well because your pushing your shit opinions onto everyone else
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:08 PM
....No I'm not?
hindered 15-Feb-17 01:09 PM
im offically gay
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:09 PM
future is just so anti wipe he cant see straight
everyone ignore him like duster
let him play on shitty official broken gay servers
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
welp guess I'm gonna take a break from forcing my opinions on everyone for a bit lol
bbl
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
also
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
So when you said everyone who plays on officials is idiots you were not doing that?
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
ark has had character transfers via the obilisk since pretty much it's launch
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
No it didn't
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
yeah, it did
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:10 PM
They had t for a week
And disabled it
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
i found articles dated 1 year 5 months ago saying thats what the obilisks are used for
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
Cause it wasn't one.
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
not "2 months ago"
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
Yeah for week
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
kek
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
Yeah your a fucking dumbass I have 3000 hours in ark
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
you're*
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
uhhhh ARK has obelisks, that's been a huge argument about the expansion
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
Yes
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
That people could bring stuff in from the expansion servers into vanilla
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
They've had transfers since the dlc expansikn
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
Can all of you chucklefucks please argue without insulting each other like fucking garbagepeople
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
Prior to that they did not
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:11 PM
but the obilisks were implemented WAY before the expansion
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:12 PM
they were, but they did disable the transferring for a while
Bchad 15-Feb-17 01:12 PM
Yeah they were on the map st launch
And people raged so they disabled it
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:12 PM
TBH they either need to implement decay on officials, or do a total wipe. Either way it needs to happen to fix most of them
since the vast majority are in a fucked up state
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:13 PM
Kim the problem with decay is bases already built can just be repaired
and perm block spawns
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:13 PM
Kimsemus, you're just not hardcore enough bro
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:13 PM
whenever decay is implemented
"soon"
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:13 PM
Yeah I mean fixing the build radius around NPC camps was a v good thing
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:13 PM
yeah
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:13 PM
but it's logical to address the damage already done
To try and argue that they won't wipe in EA is stupid, but it's also stupid to be sure they will, so the answer is "no one knows"
To me they are logical
but I can't be sure
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:14 PM
yeah
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:14 PM
anyway, what we were discussing was whether or not the goon server is gonna be wiping
do you know?
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:15 PM
like some officials are more playable than others, but other officials are totally fucked beyond redemption from a thrall standpoint
I vote yes to a goon server wipe but given a little time
we will clean up the camps anyway
Rejd and I have been nuking almost all the NPC offending bases
so it's not a huge issue because our server is actually moderated
officials aren't so have no such advantage
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:15 PM
sounds good
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:16 PM
I don't feel like we need to wipe personally on our server
we can clean up the rest of the bases it's nbd
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:16 PM
speaking of cleanup
the Disciples of Ben shit is still all over
me and Nyfrin blew up the gates blocking stuff
but they still have foundations all over
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:17 PM
yeah I wanted to murder the walls yesterday
will try to today, just got too busy
Rejd 15-Feb-17 01:18 PM
Officials are cool tho because there's more pubbies to piss off.
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:18 PM
yeah I like officials
I don't think that was ever in contention
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:18 PM
There's pubbies to piss off on any community server, too
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:18 PM
I think it was more a philosophical disagreement on whether they should wipe
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:18 PM
yes
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:18 PM
Don't know why more aren't showing up on this one
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:19 PM
We just need to take off the roleplay tag if we haven't and update description more will come
even more will come as the goon splinter servers give up
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:19 PM
There's a lot of bases on our server that have been puched down and abandoned.
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:19 PM
Yeah, can't really troll in the server name haha
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:19 PM
But I'm gonna play on officials, I just want to see what they're going to do
the problem with zero wipe officials is that logically if you're not in on the ground floor your life is fucking terrible and they're all broke to fuck
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:19 PM
Officials are, long term, probably the best place to play as they'll always be more newbies joining and playing.
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
agreed but there is no real argument in my mind they're fucked right now thrall wise
and the good base locations are long fucking gone
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
But prior to a decay system being implimented, it's a moot point.
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
yeah which is why i was waiting for them to do an npc building block radius before i started playing on any officials
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
bingo
you need decay, at LEAST
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
The map is just kind of bad for a no wipe situation, because there are so limited viable spots
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
to allow fresh blood
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
They need to spread out resources more
or add more
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:20 PM
Well they need an effective way to combat mesa bases more than anything too
right now you are either invincible on your mesa
or you are getting constantly fucked
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
yeah
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
that is the entire meta
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
i still haven't found a yog arch priest and im running it all day
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
They need some kind of flying horde of...something that has a strong dislike for stone.
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
I tested Yog
it doesn't fly up to mesas
it looks like it's flying but it doesnt
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
yeah it does
press space when you're controlling it
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
Okay because I fucked with it pretty heavily
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
and control for lowering altitude
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:21 PM
and I couldn't get it to work right
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:22 PM
i was trying it just before the patch went live
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:22 PM
obviously you're not very good at fucking
Another system of decay they're going to implement is the purge
NPC armies attacking bases
who knows how long that'll take
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:23 PM
they better bring seige engines
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:23 PM
yeah
we need trebuchets and other shit
if you don't wipe officials without endgame mechanics in place, just lol
GoGoGadget 15-Feb-17 01:23 PM
well off to watch a movie
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:24 PM
But while trebs are nice, unless you can stick players on them and give them a toss, it's a bit of a phyrric victory to blow up some walls but not loot anything. Need siege towers or ladders to make it a party.
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:24 PM
agreed
completely agreed
siege ladders would be amazing
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:25 PM
Although the humor in trying to aim some human cargo onto a claff with a treb or ctapult is a concept ripe for amusement.
Also, I can't spell, it's past my bedtime I think.
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 01:25 PM
I want to fling the bodies of the dead in my trebuchet
at their own base
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:26 PM
yes
Nyfrin (Selinaris) 15-Feb-17 01:26 PM
Only if they hit the walls with a satisfying and excessively gory splat
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:26 PM
lol
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 01:28 PM
Needs diseased animal ammo for trebuchets
Imo
we will gas them out of their bases
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 01:30 PM
conan patching again
Simplyjack 15-Feb-17 01:36 PM
putrid meat might be worth something
Taylor SWifTT 15-Feb-17 02:20 PM
Official servers are cool and good
Only brokebrains disagree
hth
hindered 15-Feb-17 02:46 PM
a second patch has hit the twin towers
Bchad 15-Feb-17 02:47 PM
Taylor SWifTT 15-Feb-17 02:48 PM
Did Bush do this one too?
hindered 15-Feb-17 02:51 PM
i think there is a reptilian > Set connection
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 03:09 PM
servers down?
nevermind i had my torrents going still
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 05:54 PM
i like how my character keeps starving to death while im logged out
so i guess dont log out wearing any gear or youll lose it
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:11 PM
kek
someone in bmw went into the stargate base and dismantled everything
that or theres a flying cheater in the server
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:14 PM
that or someone lag glitched through a wall
I've had to break myself out of a house because of that :v
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:14 PM
he would have had to lag glitch through 3 walls
past 7 archers
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:14 PM
fair nuff
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:14 PM
i just came from the BMW base and i did not see anything?
oh wait you are talking about a different base?
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:15 PM
the stargate base
Jewce 15-Feb-17 06:15 PM
When I wear sandals I walk on water so...
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:15 PM
I don't even see the dongful server on my favs
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:15 PM
i dont know that base, apparently its a secret and i was not allowed to know about it
server is down
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:15 PM
where could i have posted the info about eh base cynthia?
you guys keep kicking me out of the bad hombres chat
and it IS supposed to be a secret outside BMW
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:16 PM
oh
patch again?
+
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:16 PM
well i am in BMW, i asked about it earlier ( cant remember who I asked) and i was told it was a secret
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:16 PM
dont worry anymore it's been dismantled lol
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
oh well, i just came from the main base and that seemed to be fine
was catching me some thralls
its so much harder now going into the city
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
yeah
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
they really nerfed the meat situation
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
yeah with less lag the thralls hit hard
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
yup
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
and that
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
and restoring health is so much slower
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:17 PM
I went down to the place I usually farm thralls and got mobbed to death by thralls/spiders
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:18 PM
yeah archers are no joke
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:19 PM
anyone try out bows ssince the patch?
are they good/shit now?
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:19 PM
they are 1000% worse
than before
they have a hard limit on range now
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:19 PM
yikes
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:19 PM
before you could arc it you know?
for distance?
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:19 PM
they were already pretty crappy
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:19 PM
not anymore. the distance is the distance and it falls straight off after that
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
that kinda sucks
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
Do the conan devs not know shit about bows
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
#bownerddidn'tneedtohappen
no they dont
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
they should look at what ark does w/bows
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
its my understanding none of them have ever seen a real bow, crossbow, or arrows
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
bows are legit good in that game
Prude 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
bows were fine in Rust as well tbh
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
i like the snake arrows
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:20 PM
yeah the snake arrows would be fun even with the bows PREpatch
but now.. they are literally garbage
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:22 PM
i was crafting bows to try it out
any idea why the server is down? @here
another patch?
Ofaloaf 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Because it's not up :v
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
its back up now
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
I'm in right now?
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
yay!
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
T dad
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Also hello
I'm new
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
are you finally done with dayz
i know you from way back then
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:25 PM
Yeah, I'm done with that
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:26 PM
you made the right choice
except now you might starve to death while you're logged out
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:26 PM
That's fine, I'm like level 10
Don't have anything worth losing
Tempus Thales 15-Feb-17 06:26 PM
@Kimsemus did you have to reset the server>
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:26 PM
right on if you need help or have questions let me know
Tempus Thales 15-Feb-17 06:27 PM
?
Kimsemus 15-Feb-17 06:27 PM
I personally did not
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:27 PM
oh yeah basically use a two handed hammer
for fighting mans
charge it to hit them and stunlock them, pvp 101
even the noob hammer can do it
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 06:27 PM
And don't run out of stamina
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:28 PM
yeah dont run out of stamina in a fight or you're dead lol
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 06:29 PM
feel free to ask questions!
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:29 PM
Okay, so don't bother with swords and shields?
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:30 PM
not really
most everyoen can make the good steel swords and shields so you should be set late-game if you need that
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 06:30 PM
Sword and board is good for thrall hunting you can block arrows
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:30 PM
yeah but don't do that at low level
Hazlen 15-Feb-17 06:30 PM
Yeah early shields are trash lol
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:31 PM
especially now all the npcs are actually working lol
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Good to know
DroneVandalism 15-Feb-17 06:31 PM
also
for leveling
the deer are the best
not sure how much emus give anymore, they used to be the best but got nerfed.. andn i dont know how badly
but the deer give a lot more xp than anything else
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 06:31 PM
Odd
But okay cool
Sayyida 15-Feb-17 07:20 PM
man rebooting the server fixed the hell out of the much deadlier spawns :v
also pirate ship owns now
Rejd 15-Feb-17 07:21 PM
👌🏻
hindered 15-Feb-17 07:23 PM
im still lagging a decent amount
Commoners 15-Feb-17 07:43 PM
Were load times reduced at all?
Hoodrow Trillson 15-Feb-17 07:44 PM
rhyme are you playing tonight?
hindered 15-Feb-17 07:56 PM
over reason
Turtle Dad 15-Feb-17 08:33 PM
How do I make coal?
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 08:36 PM
you have to find black nodes
and harvest them
hindered 15-Feb-17 08:37 PM
stick dinosaurs in your ass
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Feb-17 08:37 PM
i tried but ended up enjoying it wayyy too much
hindered 15-Feb-17 08:37 PM
thats how you know its working
Uziduke 15-Feb-17 11:12 PM
noticed npc spawns are much better than before restart
Grandpa 16-Feb-17 04:58 AM
Yo did the patch force a wipe?
BlackFaceMayhem 16-Feb-17 05:52 AM
I think if you had a base close to NPC spawns it may have got deleted
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 08:59 AM
Hey goons, do we play on a server that has increased resource gather?
hindered 16-Feb-17 09:09 AM
goon server does
officials dont
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 09:16 AM
How bad is Dongful for building? Is the map covered with lone foundations yet? ;p
hindered 16-Feb-17 09:27 AM
nah
plenty of room
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 09:31 AM
Ah cool thanks, i'll check it out
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 10:55 AM
the npc spawns have nothing to do with if your base got destroyed
@BlackFaceMayhem
BlackFaceMayhem 16-Feb-17 10:59 AM
Ah ok. I though someone said something about deleting things in the database if they were in a certain radius of spawns on the good server.
Orv 16-Feb-17 10:59 AM
Kimsemus said he was gonna go a-axemurderin bases blocking things
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 10:59 AM
i can confirm it didnt happen if they were talking about that
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 11:03 AM
@NuckmasterJ all the people that litter the map with foundations are playing on the wonderful 178 official server
Rejd 16-Feb-17 11:04 AM
All the more reason to play on officials and grief pubbies off it~
That said I think all that got removed on the goon server was an empty base below the pirate ship and random foundations in npc camps
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 11:05 AM
yeah but a bunch of idiots are in charge in the official server
you or kimsemus have to go there and start a new one before i'd play
Rejd 16-Feb-17 11:09 AM
As for foundation spam supposedly that'll be fixed soon™ by the decay timer, dependant on how many foundations are connected. Single foundation? Less than a day
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 11:09 AM
yeahthat will help
will the timer get reset if its connected to a door or something that gets used?
Rejd 16-Feb-17 11:11 AM
Ideally it'll just be building damage every x ticks, not a set timer where it just goes poof
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 11:11 AM
after a certain amount of time idle it starts ticking that would be fine
but something has to stop the decay timer or 3 wide walls will just hollow out
Rejd 16-Feb-17 11:12 AM
I don't think there are any specifics yet regarding what defines activity?
So no clue
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 11:13 AM
so it really is "soon"
there are enough examples of good decay mechanics where hopefully they'll get it right
GoGoGadget 16-Feb-17 11:20 AM
They've already said you will just have to repair your walls
There is no "active" and "inactive"
lol nice, wonder who changed my name
couldn't be someone that was mad because I said I didn't like officials!
Prude 16-Feb-17 11:28 AM
Changing names is a tradition around here
Wear it with pride
GoGoGadget 16-Feb-17 11:29 AM
it actually inspired my name on this new server
Conan but with Down Syndrome
Prude 16-Feb-17 11:29 AM
👍
Orv 16-Feb-17 11:32 AM
Come on get down with the dickness
Turtle Dad 16-Feb-17 11:50 AM
I disabled dongs
hindered 16-Feb-17 11:50 AM
ban
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 11:51 AM
..... why?
Orv 16-Feb-17 11:52 AM
Ban this sick filth
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 11:58 AM
Max dong slider or ban.
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 12:08 PM
Are goons grouping up together on Dong or are we running a free for all ?
Bchad 16-Feb-17 12:19 PM
I can't change names
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 12:20 PM
BMW is starting to gear up on officials
@NuckmasterJ
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 12:21 PM
@Taylor SWifTT not sure what you mean. :<
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 12:21 PM
BMW is preparing to play on officials
Official Servers
From Funcom, the developers of the game Conan Exiles
Bchad 16-Feb-17 12:22 PM
We are gonna n 178 duster and sol are running a group over there
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 12:22 PM
And when it fills up we can start anothere group on another server
Bchad 16-Feb-17 12:22 PM
It's going really well it they need more mans
Yes
We are still looking for a second target with the right grief climate
inkel 16-Feb-17 12:31 PM
has funcom given any indication that they might bring up officials to 70 slots again?
Bchad 16-Feb-17 12:36 PM
No
Hoodrow Trillson 16-Feb-17 01:32 PM
so is something dongful dying then because jfc
Bchad 16-Feb-17 01:32 PM
No why would it be dying
Hoodrow Trillson 16-Feb-17 01:32 PM
BMW moving?
Bchad 16-Feb-17 01:33 PM
BMW never intended to only play in unofficials that was a stop gap for a rough launch(edited)
We will still be playing on something dongful as well
There really isn't much to do there right now except in fight the plan was always to let pubbies flourish for the Harvest later on
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 01:35 PM
However we were forced to rely heavily on Something Dongful since the officials went uh
Poorly
And then died
Bchad 16-Feb-17 01:43 PM
and then flat lined dead for a good week
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 01:44 PM
But its ok
Because we are going to Make Officials Great Again
And if you dont like officials, theres always Something Donful
And if you still have a problem then please send me a thoughtful retort written on your penis via PM
tia
inkel 16-Feb-17 02:27 PM
my penis is too small to fit a thoughtful retort. Is it okay if it just says Fuck Goons?
hindered 16-Feb-17 02:29 PM
yes that is acceptable
inkel 16-Feb-17 02:33 PM
damn, some alt-right twitter account just called me a cuck and my penis shriveled into a vagina
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 02:41 PM
It was me
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 02:46 PM
Taylor, the twitter shitter.
Uziduke 16-Feb-17 03:22 PM
rip server
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 03:26 PM
Have any of you folks had an issue where you die, the game crashes, then when you log in and you cant respawn? Taking off the Braclet doesnt do anything either
Uziduke 16-Feb-17 03:28 PM
fucking nerf spiders
NuckmasterJ 16-Feb-17 03:30 PM
Spiders are what killed me which then crashed me. Maybe 39 stacks of poison were a bit to much for the game to handle?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 03:38 PM
spiders and hyenas are evil satan spawn
Bchad 16-Feb-17 03:58 PM
last night I had a pretty good sniper spider shooting me from a few hundred feet up
i was seriously scared
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 04:18 PM
2spook
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 05:35 PM
i will be playong on both official and something dongful
my farming skill is big enough to harvest for multiple servers
Orv 16-Feb-17 05:40 PM
Cynthia just flops her farm dick all over the table
nbd
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 05:44 PM
its my farm clit
Orv 16-Feb-17 05:45 PM
Uh-huh
Uziduke 16-Feb-17 05:50 PM
did bmw leave somehting dongful, all most no one on it anymore
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 05:51 PM
i am on
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 06:12 PM
well the bmw stargate base got goonfucked and i keep starving to death while logged out so im done until they fix the dying thing
and waiting to see if goonserv is getting wiped or not
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:13 PM
Tried gitting gud?
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 06:13 PM
plus officials, dunno whats goin on
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:13 PM
Yeah git gud
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:13 PM
Officials are lit
Is whats goin on
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 06:14 PM
if another goon group starts on officials ill join but im not playing under duster and sol
with*
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:14 PM
Then start one
~be the change you want to see~
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 06:14 PM
i am i have my pants off
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:14 PM
Lol if u play under someone
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:18 PM
lol if you cant just be in a group
and ignore people you dont like
for instance, that 2succ guy is on iggy right now
owned, bitch
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:18 PM
got em
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:19 PM
Um
I killed Iggy literally months ago
I don't even run emerald nightmare anymore
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:37 PM
wait does discord have an ignore function?
and is Blazing nonironically using it?
because I can think of nothing more bitchmade than putting people on ignore
and it'd heavily shift my opinion of anyone who does it
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:38 PM
oh wait
this guy has me on ignore
lmfao
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:38 PM
he's probably joking
but just putting it out there
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:39 PM
nah
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:39 PM
ignorebois are prime bitches
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:39 PM
putting someone on block shows you when they send messages still
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:40 PM
Hes a confirmed school boy bitch
outside of being an ignoreboi
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:40 PM
whoa whoa whoa
look i'm not gonna make judgments unless I know for sure someone is ignoring someone else
but if it were confirmed, all bets are off
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:41 PM
i mean he hasnt denied it yet
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:41 PM
His name reminds me of BlazingLion
A name I dont remember where its from
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:41 PM
i'm just saying, if this was Prude's Reign of Terror, ignoring people would carry with it a heavy cost
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:41 PM
But I remember he too was a school boy bitch
>Elis Guild
Oh thats why I hated him
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:42 PM
yeah i remember that name lmao
>TYOOL 2017
>still playing on Gorgonnash
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:42 PM
Right?
I logged on to Gorg today for the first time in forever just to double check the ginfo on COMMUNISM
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:43 PM
@BlazingZero do you actually have me ignored
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:43 PM
might as well namechange to warclord(edited)
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:43 PM
bitch move if so lmaooo
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:43 PM
Rapidly approaching that 10 year mark
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:43 PM
How do I ignore succ
Is it local mute
Or a different button
Or do we mean voip ignore
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:44 PM
Ive got him on ignore in my heart
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:44 PM
right click>block
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:44 PM
Same
Yesssss it's an option
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:46 PM
i have everyone itt on ignore 😎
whatcha gonna do about it
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:46 PM
ok murdock
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:46 PM
whos murdock
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
just imagine me sittin back lollin
watching all the 'blocked messages' prompts rolling by
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
I can feel it
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
life is pretty d*ng good
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
the guy really angry in that video is murdock
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:47 PM
i cant see that video
cause youre ignore
d
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
Lol
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
heh
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
im unignorable
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
Gottem
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
fuckin demolished 😎
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
even claiming to ignore someone should be a bannable offense imo
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
Im blocking prude right now as we speak
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
i'm high concept enough that I override ignores
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
the concept of ignorance...
does it trigger the goon 🤔
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:48 PM
i'm not a shitposter
i'm the lust for shitposting in the hearts of all men
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
studies point to yes
thank you prude
for giving me the fuel i need
every single day
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
👌
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
Fucking crushed it
👍🏻
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
100% nailed it
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
Lmao
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
im glad i was here
to witness this moment
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
Gonna ignore you all by deleting my app
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:49 PM
in goon history
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:50 PM
Don't make me screenshot deletin. It and posting it in this chat
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:50 PM
you arent alpha enough to do it
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:50 PM
We aren't grown up goons if we can't practice digging and fishing
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:50 PM
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:50 PM
How can you scout out pubbie bases to raid without this app to tell us
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
stay on the porch, ruggan
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
I don't understand the expression
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
i dont want you to hurt yourself
its high off the ground and dark outside atm
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
Why would I hurt myaelv
I don't get it
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
i care about you, friend
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
You're a dog fish eat dogs
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:51 PM
thats all~
what? thats not true at all
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Omg the best part of the ignore is it unblocks the messages when you remove it like the best of both worlds
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Can I block this entire Discord
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
to ignore is sublime
~sun tzu
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Oh wait
I can
.. delete
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:52 PM
the ultime of ignore buttons
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
if BMW discord gets deleted
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
have i seen the face of god
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
i'm transitioning all shitposting to the anime discord
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
Can I block this entire discord -guy who drops @everyone all over
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
wew
i need to sit back
and process that one
brb
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
wait, you're talking to @everyone at once?
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
Üüüü
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:53 PM
I mean
It is my job to keep people engaged
And gay
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
engage deez
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
how well does that job pay
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Can you put a price on pubbie tears and friendship?
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
yes
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
2 cheesy gordida crunches a month
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Can you put a price on the kingdom of heaven
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
With stock options
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
im glad Conan channel has slowed down enough to allow the BIG DOGS to shitpost without gay shit like actual Conan chat getting in the way
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
same
Also I'm gay
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Same
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Interested to know who Prude thinks are the big dogs
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Remember that 90s shirt brand big dogs
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:54 PM
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Big ol belly flop in the pool
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
It was a total dad brand
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
i might not be a big dog but got damn i got a big HOG
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
.i big dogs shirt
Klisejo 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
who
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Big dogs
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
well I'm a BEEFY BOY which is a rank above BIG DOG
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
ahaha
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Lmao
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
look this is my private ranking system
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
My dad had several Big Dog shirts
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
it's the shadow BMW ranking system
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
My dad is also a vcool guy
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
.i big dogs brand
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
different than what you see on the sidebar
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
There it is
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:55 PM
Prudes right
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
yeah thatzs old school
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
it has it all, ruggan
that military style stencil lettering
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
Its Kim, Rej, Gmach, Hancek, myself
Then everyone else
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
(edited)
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
so you know its fucking a-1 hardcore alpha tier operator status
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
i said different than sidebar
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
Yeah its the REAL BMW RANKINGS
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
shadow BMW is a very different place
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
Cool Dudes, then everyone else
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
i am the owner of the real bmw
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
Goon knock off brand: big cows... very little editing needed
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 06:56 PM
😂🔫
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
Lol if you aren't in the kkk
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
get this: @δειτα is actually the leader of Shadow BMW
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
in shadow bmw, prude makes good posts
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
surprised? I would be
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
How's that for high concept
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
🤔
Rejd 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
Pinned a message.
God DAMN
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
.i traditional 1600s anime
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
Blazing is right
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
Oh this is Conan chat
Wrong place to pin
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
the Prude you know is just a projection of Shadow BMW Prude
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:57 PM
the real shit posting begins
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
I make posts THIS good and I'm just a shadow on the wall
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
on the wildstar forums
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
u rite
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
cast by the platonic ideal that is Shadow BMW Prude
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
i played that bad game once
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
Pergo was where real shitposters were born
Prude 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
It's fairly high concept, sorry if you don't "get" it
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 06:58 PM
if you didnt have a hot thread in the pergo forums you basically should give up on your posting career
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
i made the callout thread there
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
Man RIP Pergo forums
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
and posted that i ignored a lot of people
Bchad 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
💯
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
it was a popular thread, sorry if you didnt make my ignore list
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
I made weekly videos as my alter ego
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
only the best got in
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
And everyone got real angry
Peaches 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
👍
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
🐞
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 06:59 PM
what is pergo
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
🐄 big cows
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
this ignore bit is uh
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
It was one of the servers
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
pretty bad
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
In Shadow BMW, Ashy is still posting and we "ran off" Teknoir instead
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
I'm loving the ignore bit
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
Wow thats not a trade Id make
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
im ok with letting it go
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
Is that corn dogs discord
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
im not married to it
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
come back ashy
come back cal
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
Psh
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
come back oz
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
cal yes
oz yes
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
Good luck with any of those
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
nah fuck oz
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
you think I can't do it???
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:00 PM
a man can vainly hope and dream ok
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
wait why fuck oz
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
💤
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
Prude
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
oz is good
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
oz did that real bitch made move about ashy the other week
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
Better men than you have tried and failed
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
lower concept men, however
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
🤔
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
Message ashy you won't
I bet he'd love if you did
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
Heh like to see how that works out
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:01 PM
page the nsa for juicy eavesdropping deetz
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:02 PM
Pry have a quest npc like joe show up at your door
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:02 PM
is the decay thing in conan yet
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:02 PM
Joe arpaio
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:02 PM
wait sorry wrong channel
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Oh boy
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
This will be good
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
i mean it guys
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Lovin it
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
god damnit this isn't a bit
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
the olive branch extended
peace in our time
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
i'm gonna make everyone friends again!
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
opening salvo
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Prude doesnt know
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
If only you knew prude
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:03 PM
Future
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
if only I knew what?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
i also dont know
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
He has no idea
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
guns of navarrone
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
id like to know
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
To bad shadow BMW is real and uhh you aren't there
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
that's a bit
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
Is it?
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
Is it
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
it is
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
is it?
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
bits within bits
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
irony tiers
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
I know Ashy was mad at Tay - that's his nature
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
ashy was mad about me
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:04 PM
ashy is mad incarnate
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
he gets mad and leaves and shit
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
he needs to channel the mad into something productive
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
he'd have left any Shadow BMW too
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
What is shadow bmw
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
it's a group I control the gateway to
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
its the true bmw that lies in the dark
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
we already covered this
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Its a hive of autism
That exists in Prudes mind
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Shadow BMW is actually the Anime Discord
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
.yt a hive of scum and villany
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Wrong
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Theres only one shadow BMW and I know for a fact none of yall are in it
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
come post about anime m'lords
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
Except Jack
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:05 PM
this is shadow bmw
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
its the clique within the clique
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
BMW has no cliques
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
and this time its actually alt right
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
Just people that are too autistic to talk to us
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
yeah
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
unironically
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
says like main clique guy
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
there is no exclusionary clique here
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
We are all gay
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:06 PM
we just have all been sperging together for a long time
anyone is welcome to sperg
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
That's the secret there is no secret
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
but some of our blood runs deeper
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
just dont be bad spergy but at least entertaining
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
Futures only been here like 6 months
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
some true
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
Can you make me some stupid color not green
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
And hes on track to be Red
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
we are united under the banner of chris
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
i was purple one time
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
🍾
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
and now im not
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
pretty sure you were pink
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
And Im pretty sure for those 3 months Future and I argued the whole time
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
i messaged the same thing as what I sent Ashy to Oz and Cal as well
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
it was a gay color
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
who else needs to come back?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
and i liked it
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
Not the whole time
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
shaka(edited)
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
So there was actual real drama
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
Iroguebot
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
We also had a lot of fun playing rust badly
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:07 PM
Oh wait
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
I don't think I have a line to Shaka?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
there is always drama
its goons, ruggan
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
no one does
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
Why tho
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
goons
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
becasue goons
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
I never got getting mad at other people online though
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
The only drama we've had is because of Goony Goons
Not Bimmers
hth
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
no matter what we do
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
well, also the BEEFY BOYS civil war
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
Heh
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
someone goons too hard and too deep
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
Well
"drama"
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
ruggan sometimes, its NOT somewhere in the middle
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
the BEEFY BOYS is the one true drama of bmw
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
hey i tried to stem that beefy shit
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
It's ok to think people bad and dumb if that's what you mean
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
im glad its mostly passed
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
Heh
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
and this makes me angry
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:08 PM
jack u got real drunk that night
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
>Tfw they dont know BEEFY was all part of the plan
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
no there was active goonfucking ruggan
like goons would get bored and break things
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
god yes
those edits are CLASSIC
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
"bwuhh? why are you mad i broke everyhtign its just a game lighten up bro
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
The fact you still think it was a thing proves you dont know what really happened
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
Oh
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
BMW itself was a plan of my own
so looks like you've been outplanned
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
i get real drunk EVERY night tho
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
That happened in ark too
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
I've planned everything including your plan
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
the real masters
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:09 PM
.. bitchartsevere
.. bitsevere
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
listen bmw didnt truly ascend until i returned
you guys should really thank chris for my return
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
Prudes only master plan is whats for dinner
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
tinder pucci
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
if he didnt become such a cuckboi i wouldnt be here
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
>
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
>implying dinner isn't the most noble of causes
if that were the case
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:10 PM
>implying I hadnt told yall Chris was the worst for 2 years
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
Remember dabigredboat? He had a super annoying voice
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
tay you didnt experience the stuff from when you left the chat tbh
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
i dont want to remember
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
name seems familiar?
oh god
no
colapops
that guy had the worst voice
i think he had something actually wrong
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
But I did, Succ
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
Chris post Tay somehow sunk to even lower depths
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
I saw everything
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
if you ever hear him talk its like shmorky where youre not sure what to say about it
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:11 PM
well besides ur spy
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
Lmao
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
you didnt
TRULY experience it
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
I know thats why I left
I could only handle one outlet of pure autism
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
this sounds like some real terrible shit
that im glad i missed
thanks for sharing it tho
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
man the BEEFY EDITS are top quality work by prude
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
yeah ruggan I never really got back into ark
after da berb came in
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
Same
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:12 PM
it was dumb and gay and pointless in the end
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
also tbh ur a bmw bitch boy if u know me as succ
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
that was the death stroke
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
he did the same stupid shit in h1z1
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
does tosh count
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
I'm kinda surprised that awful got past the Albion incident
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
yes jack
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
same ruggan
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:13 PM
or is that stil lbitchtier newfucker
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
I mean he throws money and time at goon projects so people just let him exist
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
thats how it works i guess
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
But idk he's weird
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
Who?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
dont talk trash about awful tho
hes revered here
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
^
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
lol
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
conan goons are the worst
debate me
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
i wont
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:14 PM
Who are yall even talking about
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
nobody
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
Conan goons are like the bottom caste of BMW
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
idk im digging this in depth conan chat
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
tempus
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
getting some good info on the game and lore here itc
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
I like Tempus!
hindered 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
im gay
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
me too jack, this shit is important
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
Tempus owns and is a GoodGoon
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
TT isnt a conan goon tho
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
lol
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
the untouchable
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
hes a GDN goon
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
exactly
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
anyone who puts down money and server for goons is good
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
i told you ruggan
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
i put down money but im dumb so im tolerated
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:15 PM
Didnt he fuck a bunch of Goons?
#1 Good Guy
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
all hail
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
who would want to fuck a goon
Bchad 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
who wouldnt
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
yea but that wasn't what bothered me
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
Fucking over Goons is GOAT
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
.yt lowered expectations
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
im fucking a goon now
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
more the no I didn't do it coulda just owned up
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
lol at any sex havers itt
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
same
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:16 PM
would have respected yea you fuckin goons owned
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
respect tempus
i wont tolerate any shit talking
of the glorious server admin
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
nobody is shit talking TT
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
yeah lmbo
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
everyone likes TT
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
he is above reproach imo
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
Blazing likes to pretend theres some upper eschalon in BMW
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
💩
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
It fuels his victim complex
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
he could be like Rej's stepbrother, all around likable and good dudes who never cause problems
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:17 PM
we all float down here
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
also techbois
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
So he can go cry with Jackard about our weird free speech
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
lol
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
did Jackard take issue w/ our shit?
lmao
missed that one
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
yeah lmbo
He got REAL butthurt about it
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
whatd i miss there
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
jackard is a decent guy
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
i think jackard wrote a line about it
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
He made a post on the forums then in his Worlds Adrift Discord
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
and that was it
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
Although I could see him clash against this group
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
wasn't he the same nog who was trying to get us into some bad F2P
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
No hes mentioned it several times
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:18 PM
yeah worlds adrift lmao
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
blazing is upset because he had a glimpse of the upper echelon for a moment
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
shut your pie mouth
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
its like some gleaming ivory tower
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
of the 80 secret sub channels in bmw
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
i have a gleaming ivory tower 4 u
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
and you get up there and its a dimensional portal to the local cesspit
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
hahah
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:19 PM
Jackard must live on some decent farm land
To be able to construct a strawman of that size
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
nice lead up
Mediocre delivery
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
bmw.txt
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
i smirked
a comfy smirk
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
.i sensible chuckle
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
ok slow down the chat while i go poop
be back in 20 mins
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:20 PM
wrapped in my cozy blanket of the us constitution
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
Phone vibrated or farted???
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
who needs 20 mins to shit
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
@Prude
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
too much conan impacted his bowels
gotta dig it free my man
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
ive eaten nothing but cheeseburgs for like 2 weeks and zero issues
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
Prude operates on Colored People Time
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
i'm all about that CPT
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:21 PM
The trick is to hold it in until it literally forces itself out, then push real real hard and hope you don't prolapse hope that helsp
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
you have to get fully naked to shit
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
lube it up with prep h first
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
but was jackard really mad that we dont tone police here
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
idk what you guys dont understand
its an experience
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
then do what ruggan said
whats the tone police
do they fix telephones
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
My college roommate used to take his pants off to poop
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
nice, did he have
a huge package
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
Like he'd go into the shared bathroom wearing only boxers
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
PC self censorship fingerwagging SA moddery gayness
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:22 PM
I mean I get fully naked in the bathroom
There's no other way to poop
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
.yt george takes off shirt to poop
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
yeah i too force mine down the shower drain
while naked
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
yo yo//i'm not on EBT// but I run on that CPT//rollin, BEEFY niggas wit me//bitches down to suck after I pee
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
its the only way
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
@Septapus comic 4
Septapus 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
thats me
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
stop lording over us
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:23 PM
.i morrowind ban hammer arlowe
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:24 PM
come play mlord
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:24 PM
man wtf
no banhammer
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:24 PM
.i come play my lord
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:24 PM
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:24 PM
no lowtax insert
worst pic
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:25 PM
.i butterface extreme
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:25 PM
OK important talk
Standing or sitting to wipe
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:25 PM
sit down obviously
i also go in from the front 🤷
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:25 PM
Woah
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:25 PM
i remain clothed unless i'm already basically naked anyways (like at home)
also TP rolls MUST be placed on holder w/ the grabby bit facing towards you
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:26 PM
wipe w/ wet wipes because paper is bad and gay
and if its marker-tier gross hop in shower
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:26 PM
lol I wipe my 2 year olds butt with wet wipes, whereas you are a grown adult
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:26 PM
are you sure
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:26 PM
>wipes w/ half a roll
>still poop
yeah nah
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
what happens if youre at work
oh
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
zing
tbh i dealt w/ it
Do What You Can
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
work from home
"consulting"
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
i mean I think i'm more thorough than most people
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
just dont work
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
some people in neighboring stalls wipe like twice and leave
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
is the solution i guess
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
which is fucked up
there's no way someone poops that cleanly that often
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
its not weird to pay attention
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:27 PM
ghost shits ftw
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
to other people's wiping habits
at all imo
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
ghost shits dont happen THAT often
are you telling me
you don't spend your time in public restrooms
kind of like
listening in on people's stuff?
cause I do
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
i mean this bit
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
you learn a lot
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
it's always an extreme downer when someone comes into the adjacent stall and lets loose a reservoir of liquid
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
@Septapus comic 11
Septapus 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:28 PM
i just pretend its the sink
i like my fantasy world, do not ruin it for me
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:29 PM
I always time it
so I never leave a stall at the same time as someone in a neighboring stall
just seems like weird to do so
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:29 PM
well lots of things are weird to goons
i understand
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:29 PM
lol
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:29 PM
i'm not a goon
I will not be called a goon while unable to post on the forums
3 more days
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:30 PM
teh goon lolz
are being had in here righgt now
thanks for having them with me, friends
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:30 PM
shakira shakira
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 07:30 PM
Wait, so I can block succ??? 🙏
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:31 PM
i cant see that mesage above me
can someone copy/paste it
tia
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:31 PM
🐶
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:31 PM
sighs
sure, its a weed joke
duster 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
3 more days to get that $10 scraped together to buy an account
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
goongratulations
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
3 more days until a 30 day probe ends actually
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
gonna club you and make you my dancer thrall
hindered 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
transients can come up with that money quicker(edited)
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
sounds like a threat though
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
Ripe
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
theory: duster is secretly FAU
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
if you didnt get probed in negro town youre a bitch boy tbh
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
and he's saying after the probe comes the ban
duster 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
30 day probes suck fucking just give a sixer and call it day lmao
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:32 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
Ay
Fuck FAU tho
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
i would if i could friend
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
yeah unfortunately invading the stupid safe space subforum required SPECIAL punishment for the S-rank shitposters
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
hes hecka cute
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
just post asking for directions to blanco city, but don't get out of your car
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
i got 2 weeks for quoting ralp in hellthread w/ 'im gay'
duster 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
I'm gonna make a giant negrotown fake OP and see how long the ride lasts
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
im deep in those dms with fau
got the dick pic and all
ama
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:33 PM
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
on a scale of lol to ok how shrivelled is it
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
hes a grower for sure
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
Fau?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
si senor
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
Facts Are Useless
shitty SA admin
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
the mod that some people in here
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
Oh yea
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
honestly half the threads in Negrotown STILL sounds like jokes
just like
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
are obsessed about
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:34 PM
incredibly non-obvious ones
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
im obsessed too
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
You got dick pics?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
but its with his dick
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
hes just bad and dumb
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
yeah
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
How did that work
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
he killed the griefing thread
YEARS old thread
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Does he think you're a girl
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
uh a ladyboy never kisses and tells, ruggan
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
he has approved multiple probations of mine
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Yeah briefing thrhead needs to be revived
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
im not telling you how to get laid
go read a book
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
Man chat it lit tonight
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:35 PM
you missed nothing
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
I never miss anything. I read it all
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
Oz thinks there's no wounds
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
Does fau think you're a girl blazing
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
real conan hours right now
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
there are wounds
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
no, he knows im all man
but with the feminine penis
you dig
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
FAU probably legit wants to bang Koalas March and that's why he's so defensive of Negrotown
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:36 PM
You aren't a girl
You aren't a penis
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:37 PM
yeah im more like a 5 on the kinsey
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:37 PM
I mean I can't blame him, she's a fucking WORTHLESS PoCunt (and not even actually black) but if them doxxers did their work right, she's still FIIIINE and I'd nut up in there any day
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:37 PM
im dtf but i aint about
that gay shit
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:37 PM
I don't know what any of the mods look like
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:37 PM
Lucky
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
.i somethingawful aatrek
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
Other than the one that posts in the selfies thread
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
Lol
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
kiwifarms is dead yall
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
what the fuck dont give us a broken kiwifarms thumbnail bot
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
killed by they own admins
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
>he doesnt know KF is back up
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
pour one out
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
I think it's the mod with the bird
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
yeah KF is back last i heard
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:38 PM
i never knew about kw in the first place
because i dont really do the whole getting mad about mods
on the internet
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 07:39 PM
Blazings bemenin benis
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:39 PM
Make it so
>tfw no one will ever know it was me that renamed luigi
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:39 PM
i saw he was ruffled about that
noice
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:40 PM
I laughed
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:40 PM
hazlen if you wanna see it, just pm me bby
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:40 PM
@Peaches
>featuring the Ex-Men
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 07:41 PM
Ok well I'll be back later to do my taxes hope people want to hear about investing in Roth IRAs!!!!!
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:41 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:41 PM
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 07:41 PM
every time lmfao
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:41 PM
later ruggan
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:41 PM
Thats so good
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:48 PM
>when the shitposting dies down
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:48 PM
I was just watching tv
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:49 PM
what anime is that
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:49 PM
Neon Genesis
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:49 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:49 PM
I think its from the OVA
End of Evangelion
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:49 PM
*note, this is not an endorsement of worst girl Asuka
.yt magma diver asuka
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 07:49 PM
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:50 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:50 PM
hmm, im not really a gundam fan
but it looks rad
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:50 PM
Should be
Because Iron Blooded Orphans is lit
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:50 PM
Gundam is good AF in general but EVA is fairly different
there are many different flavors of mecha
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:50 PM
He knows
Its a bit
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:50 PM
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
i actually dont watch gundam
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
So many bits
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
Should
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
and everything i post is sincere
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
Becuse like I said, IBO is good
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
sincerely awful heh
hehhehhhhhe
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:51 PM
I usually don't do bits
Quality over quantity
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 07:52 PM
:justpost:
Peaches 16-Feb-17 07:53 PM
Oh I do
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:54 PM
got the second response from the trio
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:55 PM
So far youve gotten the same responses everyone else has
Good job!(edited)
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:56 PM
im gonna make it work!!!!!!
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:56 PM
hah my response was different
Prude 16-Feb-17 07:57 PM
oh look at you mr. "I play BadGame FF14"
the question is: did it work?
Ritsu 16-Feb-17 07:58 PM
he has yet to respond to my next message yet
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 07:58 PM
Then probably not
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 07:59 PM
blazing post your bemenine benis in #porn
Peaches 16-Feb-17 08:02 PM
Now that would be something
BMW buttholes and dicks
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:04 PM
ok i will but i need to know how thirsty you are for it
you can pm if youre too embarassed
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:05 PM
😛 💦
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:05 PM
more like 😝 🚿
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:08 PM
😎
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 08:08 PM
well we got prudes
Peaches 16-Feb-17 08:09 PM
More than we planned for
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:10 PM
.i i never asked for this
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:11 PM
lets roll the dice!!!!
.. prude
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:11 PM
maybe next time 🤷🏻
Rejd 16-Feb-17 08:12 PM
you win this time
Peaches 16-Feb-17 08:14 PM
Nice
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:15 PM
sup
Peaches 16-Feb-17 08:17 PM
Hello
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 08:17 PM
I HEARD THERE IS SOME SHITPOSTING GOING ON
Simplyjack 16-Feb-17 08:19 PM
>is
you missed the party friend
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:20 PM
Remember when we talked about Conan in this channel
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:20 PM
me either
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:20 PM
earlier today?
Also don't you know this is the new gbs.
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:24 PM
If only we had a #gbs
🤔
Space Ghost 16-Feb-17 08:25 PM
nah fuck that
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:26 PM
@AndyB fix the lag
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:26 PM
k
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:26 PM
Well that was easy
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:26 PM
preciate that
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:26 PM
whats the official stance on pop cap on offical servers?
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:26 PM
it gets lowered by one
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
It'll stay 40 for now until we're confident we can raise the cap
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
everyone someone asks
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
Yes that
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
everytime*
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
ill keep asking then
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
Thats more or less what we assumed
No point in have 70 people if it just causes servers to lock up
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
anecdotally, on our server population didnt seem to matter that much regarding lag
same lag with 5 as 30
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:27 PM
We also have a super beefy machine dedicated to our server
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:29 PM
essay incoming
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:29 PM
Yeah, we have to be really on top of overall server performance and stability so we're going to be playing it safe on our servers for a while
lol
SORRY TO DISAPPOINT
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:29 PM
new host is good, yes?
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:29 PM
Gameservers is great I think
G-portal is also, as far as I've experienced
I know people are coming at us about certain specific server issues but I'm sending that info to the devs as I can
IM TRYING I SWEAR
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:30 PM
yah, but those def seem like isolated issues
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:30 PM
Yeah they are
But it's really important to people who are playing on those servers so I get it
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:31 PM
well if youre gonna host official servers youre gonna have to maintain them
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:31 PM
Yeah
I know :p
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:32 PM
😛
i didnt watch your mod talk thing
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:33 PM
oh yeah that was actually really fun
The vod is up if you care to watch it, I'm trying to restrict my personal shilling
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:33 PM
Shill away
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:33 PM
link me
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:34 PM
(Me being..."me" is more imporant than trying to shill for my employer, although I know I'm presenting myself as "the contact" for Funcom and exiles etc by revealing my personal idenitity blah blah)
it's a tough balance :p
Like, in these kinds of presentations, sure. But on stuff like here I'd rather just be my usual crass self, but I know that I'll always be under scrutiny
"stuff" being discord, goons,etc
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:35 PM
>tfw Im an unemployed NEET so I can be as crass as I want 24/7
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:35 PM
heh
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:35 PM
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:36 PM
where do you stand on prostate stimulation?
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:37 PM
Lancek 16-Feb-17 08:37 PM
Thoughts on rolling shaved and oiled into the base game?
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:37 PM
@hindered working as intended(edited)
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:37 PM
lol
yes i got it
Lancek 16-Feb-17 08:37 PM
jk I haven't even had time to play Conan since I've been working so much
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:37 PM
JUST IN CASE
BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEONE WILL SCREENSHOT THIS AND TWEET IT OUT OF CONTEXT
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
how do you feel that shaved and oiled was the first mod out of the gate?
working as intended?
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
I applaud the creativity of our community
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
Whens the horse anus mod
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
I mean
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
Is the real question
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
lol
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
HAHA
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
you brought this upon yourselves by adding mod support
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:38 PM
agreed
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
Or hyena I guess
Are there horses in Conan?
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
we need real answers
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
why stop there
anooses for everything
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
World's your oyster
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
your asster
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
Yog needs an anus
That I know for sure
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
he does
Rejd 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
I'm fairly certain those dragons already have a pretty detailed model.
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
Yog needs a mod to turn all the tentacles into floppy dongs.
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
!
Rejd 16-Feb-17 08:39 PM
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:40 PM
With MAX sliders.
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:40 PM
:lenny:
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:40 PM
can we get into the real details
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:40 PM
tfw youll never be penetrated by a cute boy forbidden diety's tentacles
sighs
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 08:41 PM
Why live
Lancek 16-Feb-17 08:41 PM
That's a very Prude thing to say
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:41 PM
lack of anuses and vaginas(edited)
i press v
and im looking
but theres nothing there
and my immersion is ruined
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:42 PM
sounds like a great mod opportunity
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:42 PM
i feel like its such a core component that if its not in the original design specs its not worth my time
.i bobs burgers anus painting
TrapBot 16-Feb-17 08:43 PM
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:43 PM
perfect
@food bank peanut butter get all those stickers off your laptop
lol
@AndyB
its like the back of a volkswagon van
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:45 PM
yes, good
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:45 PM
if it had a spraypained wizard, like the side of a volkswagon van, that would be acceptable
t
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:46 PM
t
Aw what! we don't have :same: here?
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:46 PM
we just say it
same
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:46 PM
but i like my dead shark
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:47 PM
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:47 PM
ok acceptable
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:47 PM
oh
dude
arrows
what the fuck
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:49 PM
why server die
who killed it
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 08:49 PM
yeah icrashed too
kutale 16-Feb-17 08:49 PM
server took the easy way out
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:50 PM
rip
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:50 PM
andy killed it
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:50 PM
it me
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:50 PM
he promised to fix it too
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:50 PM
we'll see how that goes
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:51 PM
let me get right on that
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:51 PM
yeh u better
AndyB 16-Feb-17 08:51 PM
Wait was it an official?
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:52 PM
lol no
the linux goon server
i see it up on steam?
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:53 PM
yeh its not
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:53 PM
hmm
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:53 PM
who do i complain to?
id like to file an official complaint
Hazlen 16-Feb-17 08:54 PM
complain to
or Kim, Rejd, TT
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:55 PM
will u complain to them for me
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 08:55 PM
hey again
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 08:55 PM
complaint is very personal and should be done by yourself
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 08:55 PM
what do you think would be more fun? playing conan official 178 or doing my taxes?
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:56 PM
option 2
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 08:56 PM
i agree
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:56 PM
conan official sucks
please fix goon server
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 08:56 PM
@here can someone please look at the goon server? its down
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:57 PM
oh andy is the hairy one
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:57 PM
can you do my taxes too, ruggan
hindered 16-Feb-17 08:57 PM
i expected the goony looking one
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:57 PM
give me the keys i will fix goon server
ill drive over to the goon server
and blow the dust out of it and push the cartridge back into the snes
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 08:58 PM
sure blazing what's your ssn
Rejd 16-Feb-17 08:59 PM
I see a bunch of dudes on it @Cynthia_Dutch ?
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:59 PM
rejd we got booted from it and we cant reconnect
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 08:59 PM
its in your pm
thanks bae
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 08:59 PM
oh it just connected for me
maybe huge lag dump
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 09:00 PM
oh so its back up then lol
ill check
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 09:00 PM
Mines 666-69-1488
BlazingZero 16-Feb-17 09:00 PM
>not 420
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 09:01 PM
yeh cynthia im able to connect again
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 09:01 PM
sweet
ty
oi will load in
Commoners 16-Feb-17 09:16 PM
ONE WAY OUT
DroneVandalism 16-Feb-17 09:38 PM
yeah they nerfed ranged weapons in a failed attempt at buffing them
apparently no one at funcom has used a bow or arrows ever in their entire lives, and youtube was too difficult a tool to utilize
AndyB 16-Feb-17 09:49 PM
lel.
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 10:07 PM
server died again?
Bchad 16-Feb-17 10:07 PM
Lol
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 10:07 PM
whats goin on with this server did somebody pour water down the back of it
Taylor SWifTT 16-Feb-17 10:08 PM
eagames.txt
Bchad 16-Feb-17 10:08 PM
@DroneVandalism goon clan on official is now full if you were serious about doing a new group
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 10:09 PM
it could be worse, the official servers crash like every 20 minutes
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 10:09 PM
haha
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 10:10 PM
just try and reconnect i guess
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 10:13 PM
its no work
did you get back in?
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Feb-17 10:14 PM
nope
Jiimy 16-Feb-17 10:14 PM
owned
its back
Ruggan 16-Feb-17 10:40 PM
ok finished my taxes
that was riveting
DroneVandalism 17-Feb-17 12:59 AM
lol
no npcs left at the goonbase at all
no thralls on any stations
DroneVandalism 17-Feb-17 01:00 AM
oh yeah they are there just hidden until you access it
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:02 AM
👌🏿
Good to get the bitching in early before facts and reality ruin it
DroneVandalism 17-Feb-17 01:06 AM
yeah almost as good as realizing who i need to block
thanks for being so abundantly clear about it
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:07 AM
lmao
classic greens
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:07 AM
Blocking the leader of BMW is a bold move
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:07 AM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:07 AM
you cant block the CYAN CUCKS
the amount of talk about blocking people on discord coming from the greens is comical
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:09 AM
Its just been two people
Blazing who was doing a bit
And this jabroni
Bchad 17-Feb-17 01:09 AM
and one was a bit
maybe both are bits
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:09 AM
Bchad 17-Feb-17 01:09 AM
bits on bits
DroneVandalism 17-Feb-17 01:09 AM
succui is jealous only taylor got blocked i guess
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:09 AM
not really lmbo
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:10 AM
lmo
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:10 AM
He can block but guess what I can do
I can change his name to whatever I want him to read
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:10 AM
oooo
rename him dumbface mc nigger fuck
or whatever you named cal to
DroneVandalism 17-Feb-17 01:10 AM
watching the "blocked messages" rage is much more soothing
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:11 AM
why are people mad again
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:11 AM
cause tay called him a school boy bitch
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:11 AM
seems petty and gay
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:11 AM
im also mad
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:11 AM
oh no
:ohdear:
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:11 AM
simply jack youre just too simple
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
so they tell me
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
succui your name sucks
uui
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
Just going to keep renaming him
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
what you gonna do about it ruggan
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
taylor swift youre overrated
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
Agreed
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
ruggan is pretty deep in a bit right now and i like it
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:12 AM
Ruggan is Top 5 greens
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:13 AM
i like it deep in a pretty ruggan and now is right
bit
Ritsu 17-Feb-17 01:13 AM
wat
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:13 AM
.. bitchart
TrapBot 17-Feb-17 01:13 AM
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
.i tooted, smell it?
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
.i woof no you dont understand
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
im the dog
i dont get anything
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
same
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
im the owner of dranky.com
the place with all the drank
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
same?
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
.i dranky.com
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
🤔
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:14 AM
poor miranda
shes gonna fail the quicktime event and get hit by that frisbee
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:15 AM
lol
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
@Septapus comic 5
Septapus 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
see now thats the true way to block messages imo
Simplyjack 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
forced and gay
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
Hm good point
Didnt think of that
I could also force TrumpBot to quote me
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
i call it a "global block"
TrapBot 17-Feb-17 01:17 AM
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
video games are a waste
life is meaningless, etc
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
Do @s carry over in quotes?
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
dunno
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
Lets find out
@DroneVandalism lmbo
TrapBot 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
wow
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:18 AM
lmbo
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:19 AM
.i @here
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:19 AM
.i business deal stock photo
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:20 AM
same
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:20 AM
.i meat cleaver cannibal pinterest
Ruggan 17-Feb-17 01:20 AM
huh
adding that to my baby shower registry
thats actually a really impractical purse
excuse me officer let me get my license out of my meat cleaver, oh you shot me
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Feb-17 01:39 AM
in that case it would be very handy for suicidal people
just buy a meat cleaver purse and speed , result getting shot
mission accomplished
amalilakab 17-Feb-17 01:40 AM
Man, I feel like there are much better ways to go about that.
However, if I'm ever in a pinch and have a meat cleaver purse, I'll know what to do.
Rejd 17-Feb-17 02:53 AM
GoGoGadget 17-Feb-17 08:06 AM
Started using the warhammers today, never going to go back to swords
hot damn
Hoodrow Trillson 17-Feb-17 10:42 AM
rip servers
man building the perfect giant dong is work
I shall prevail though
really struggling if I should go for massive boner, or a limp dick hanging over the balls. I just feel like the boner is a little overdone, but a nicely shaped dick coming up and over the balls, with the head pointing right at you as you approach it, takes skill and finesse to pull off
but at the same time, what does choosing a limp dick over a giant boner say about me? I feel the nuance of going for skill over the easy choice will be lost on some people.
these questions keeping me up at night
BlazingZero 17-Feb-17 10:48 AM
just think of it as a test to find him
the one who appreciates both the skill and the form
Hoodrow Trillson 17-Feb-17 10:51 AM
I will be the Michaelangelo of Conan dick architecture
amalilakab 17-Feb-17 10:54 AM
The noblest of Conan jobs.
Orv 17-Feb-17 10:54 AM
Isn't that just... Michaelangelo?
Tempus Thales 17-Feb-17 11:30 AM
@Taylor SWifTT @Kimsemus congrats on BMW making it to the top 9 discord servers in discordgoons.com
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 11:55 AM
:toot:
GoGoGadget 17-Feb-17 01:07 PM
@Rejd nice taylor swift quote
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 01:53 PM
The best quotes possible
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Feb-17 03:16 PM
found this in a loot box in a NPC camp
Bchad 17-Feb-17 03:18 PM
this is why officials own
https://www.reddit.com/r/ConanExiles/comments/5umjkx/iwokeupthismorningtofindmybase_surrounded/
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 03:28 PM
lmbo of course the first comment is a Redditor crying
Rejd 17-Feb-17 03:41 PM
That owns
let's see what devs have to say about griefing
Working as intended!
Taylor SWifTT 17-Feb-17 03:45 PM
Nothing peeved me more than Garry bowing to crying lone wolf players
I think it helps that people and possibly the devs see this game resembling an MMO more than other survival games out there
So arent going to bow to solo playstyles
kutale 17-Feb-17 04:23 PM
Due to an issue, all server admins are recommended to reset their server's administrator password as soon as their servers are updated to the latest version.
Rejd 17-Feb-17 04:28 PM
Fast attacks with Two-handed hammers have been temporarily disabled
Nothing but smashing now
Since the "please change your admin pw" thing is under mods, I guess it was/is possible to read that variable and spit it out into the console if the server ran compromised mods
as in some dude putting a backdoor in his mod and publishing that on the workshop
kutale 17-Feb-17 04:33 PM
the era of iron pikes starts now
Rejd 17-Feb-17 04:37 PM
Nobody should be using the hammer fast attack anyway
It's all about the stunlock ability~
kutale 17-Feb-17 04:38 PM
you could definitely stunlock with the shove move
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Feb-17 04:38 PM
@here is there someone who can update the goon server?
Rejd 17-Feb-17 04:49 PM
Fri 17 Feb 2017 05:03:07 PM EST - looks updated
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Feb-17 04:52 PM
ty
Commoners 17-Feb-17 07:34 PM
I wonder why they disabled hammer fast attacks
Not that they were that useful anyway imo
if you're smashing players you're using the power attack
Rejd 17-Feb-17 07:38 PM
for single target pve the shove attack was doing more dps than an iron sword iirc
Commoners 17-Feb-17 07:47 PM
hahaha
was that disabled or was the normal hammer swing?
hindered 17-Feb-17 08:12 PM
so does a quick left click just do nothing?
and you can only hold it?
kutale 17-Feb-17 08:14 PM
fast attack means the right click shove. it did the same damage as non-charged left click, was like twice as fast and had wank range
it staggered players every hit. pvp between hammers was basically decided by who got the first hit in
hindered 17-Feb-17 08:15 PM
it just looked like a quick swing to me
but thats with the knockdown effect when you hold it
the world is a frightening and confusing place
Commoners 17-Feb-17 10:05 PM
it honestly didn't seem that great when I tried it, but if you can stunlock it is op
YOTC 17-Feb-17 10:45 PM
if you hit a deer with it they would move like 2 ft away, but if you were running at them you could just smash them to death infinitly
Bchad 18-Feb-17 02:44 AM
178 night crew doing things
we didnt kill that thing just looking for chests
GoGoGadget 18-Feb-17 05:18 AM
I didn't even know hammers had a right click attack...fuck
hindered 18-Feb-17 12:31 PM
im gay
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 12:32 PM
Dang
Seems like every day I get up and check the COnan thread theres 2 or 3 new servers up
Picer 18-Feb-17 12:46 PM
e
Tempus Thales 18-Feb-17 03:13 PM
Are we even capped yet?
Ketermuls 18-Feb-17 03:33 PM
is the 178 clan still full?
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:34 PM
I think we have 2 now idk whos running them though
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:36 PM
If we have 2 on 178 something went wrong
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:38 PM
It's full i thought?
10 player cap?
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:39 PM
Yeah but the plan was that once the cap was hit, we find a second server
Rejd 18-Feb-17 03:39 PM
The thing is, not everyone's on at the same time
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:40 PM
I'd just like to remind everyone you are all gay (me 2)
Rejd 18-Feb-17 03:40 PM
thanks
Simplyjack 18-Feb-17 03:40 PM
Rejd 18-Feb-17 03:40 PM
I almost forgot
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:41 PM
Anyone recognize where I am and how to get to goon base
Ketermuls 18-Feb-17 03:41 PM
so should i still be on 178 because i assume the guild is full now
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:41 PM
@duster Is the 178 guild full?
oh hey patch just dropped~
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:42 PM
Anything exciting or cool
TrapBot 18-Feb-17 03:42 PM
@Hazlen, Couldn't find message.
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:42 PM
bah
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:42 PM
the decay patch?
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:42 PM
No it's a hotfix for the dumb gay server admin password leak issue
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:43 PM
can't wait for when Conan can model the pointlessness off life as we all decay into a state of true entropy
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:43 PM
like seriously how was that even a fucking problem
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:43 PM
i think that's what yog represents
all is meaningless as a giant squid will jizz on your achievements
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:44 PM
Yog represents eating fools bc they tasty
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:44 PM
and destroy them
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:44 PM
There's that one god that doesn't require worship or whatever
It's the true atheists religion
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:44 PM
only true goons will understand
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:45 PM
Mitra is a white knights only religion
If you're into rp or are lawful good irl mitra is for you
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:46 PM
aka the worst
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:46 PM
tay, what is the new hot animes
coming out this season
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:46 PM
The Simpsons
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:46 PM
a reboot? nice
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:46 PM
So I'm sampling some new frames from Warby Parker and they sent me a text asking if I was enjoying the samples and said to text back pics if I wanted opinions
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:46 PM
Boku No Himao Homer Simpsons
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Thinking of sending a picture of glasses on my dilz
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:47 PM
You wont
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:47 PM
write bmw on it
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:47 PM
Alas I've been called out
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:47 PM
for the lols
or just bm if bmw wont fit
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:47 PM
I'll livestream it on Facebook live l8r
Since they let suicides livestream can't imagine they'll care
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:48 PM
And immigrant rapes
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:48 PM
i dont have a facebook account
social media is scary
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:48 PM
Wow why not you're seriously missing out
ON NOTHINF
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:49 PM
yeah i know, its my cross to carry
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:49 PM
lmao
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:49 PM
my burden in this life
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 03:49 PM
facebook tells me everyday that i have friends, even though i never see the people i am friended with, I AM NOT ALONE!
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:50 PM
cynthia i'll be your facebook friend
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 03:50 PM
you already are baby
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:50 PM
I liked your cat photo the other day
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 03:50 PM
i know, at first i was like "who the is fuck is tho guy.oh wait.......GOONS"!!!
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:50 PM
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 03:51 PM
i just forgot if it was you or your brother lol
Simplyjack 18-Feb-17 03:51 PM
i never ever post
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:51 PM
as it should be
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:51 PM
Same
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:51 PM
just silently observe
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 03:51 PM
but i knew it would be you after your brother turned me down for the greencard ( next target on my list...HAZLEN)
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:52 PM
Some dude I know got engaged and asked me to stand and I didn't see it for like 2 weeks till he mentioned it via text
Bad friend
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:52 PM
yeah, who sends out wedding invites via facebook
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:52 PM
Haha exactly
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:53 PM
plus, what the hell man you know im going to dragon con that week
ugh
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:54 PM
"I'm going to D.C." "What you mean Washington?" "No dude dragon con"
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:55 PM
man the hype for conan faded quick
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:55 PM
Dunno it's still alright
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:55 PM
yeah i agree, im just looking at server pops
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:56 PM
Wasn't ark like that?
Rejd 18-Feb-17 03:56 PM
Sorry but Hazlen's already mine~
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:56 PM
Low interest for a while and then a huge spike?
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:56 PM
i didnt play ark
so im not sure
Ketermuls 18-Feb-17 03:57 PM
maybe hype died because the game is more or less unplayable and the novelty-shock wore off
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:57 PM
unplayable you say
Hazlen 18-Feb-17 03:57 PM
official servers being DOA didn't help at all
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:57 PM
🤔
Simplyjack 18-Feb-17 03:57 PM
they fucked upwith the server netcode day one
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:58 PM
Conan overall is way down
Look at steamcharts
Barely in the top 20
The Officials gimped the release hard
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:58 PM
Ok so what's the secret
Bc every survival mp game has a huge reception
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:58 PM
its fine though, its not released yet
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:58 PM
Also does fast tho
Dies
What's the secret to retaining people
Ketermuls 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
well im not plyaing right noew becasue i can't effectively socialize becasue nsome genius decided on a guild size limit of 10
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
Excellent question
Ketermuls 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
oh wow my typing
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
Good news? It bumped up the players on Rust and Ark?
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
2 clans should be good too
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
well ruggan, lets look at the list of successful survivor games
and see what they did differently
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 03:59 PM
Ark and Rust are borderline successful
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:00 PM
Still somewhat niche audiences after initial rush
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:00 PM
i think holding up the best looking shit among other pieces of shit
doesnt make that shit, not shit
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:01 PM
Are there any other successful mp survival games though?
Minecraft I guess
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:01 PM
it really makes the ole neurons fire
doesnt it
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 04:01 PM
Conan!!
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:02 PM
Ya except funcom broke even so if we are defining success as turned a profit then they succeeded
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:02 PM
this 17 y/o made a survival mp game called unturned for free
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:02 PM
Which encourages devs in general to hold up polished turds and scream "we did it this time!"
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:03 PM
in his spare time
so he turned a profit
and is successful by that metric
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:03 PM
Nah not commercially
You can't put time in work in and go well I did it in my spare time therefore 0 cost
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:04 PM
so profit isnt success?
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:04 PM
All that inspires is indie devs living on food stamps to follow suit
Not real dev teams
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:04 PM
so his game isnt real either?
im learning a lot today
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:05 PM
Exactly what I'm saying 😃
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:05 PM
i think i understand
thanks, friend
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 04:05 PM
Am I real?
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:05 PM
you have an anime avatar
so no
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:05 PM
Blazing you're like my big dogs dog spirit animal
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 04:06 PM
shit
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:06 PM
.i big dogs brand
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:06 PM
that looks more like a sick sheep
with strange wool pattern deviation
a mutant, kill it
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:06 PM
Funny story that's all the original artist of that pic had for reference
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:07 PM
mutants?
it shows
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:07 PM
A sick sheep mutabt
I think it was a fallout mod
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:07 PM
👌
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:08 PM
Hey... poll, bubble gum jelly beans good/bad
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:08 PM
do you think we can mod in some big dogs brand fashion
into conan
and ruggan, good
without question
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:09 PM
Really?
BlazingZero 18-Feb-17 04:10 PM
yeah, its the bubble gum flavor without the hassle of it going tasteless and having to be spit out
its like soylent in that way
Ruggan 18-Feb-17 04:11 PM
Interesting perspective
TEKNOIR 18-Feb-17 04:45 PM
We still playing this?
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 04:49 PM
Of course
Cynthia_Dutch 18-Feb-17 04:56 PM
you know how hooked i was on rust?
this IS mu new Rust
TEKNOIR 18-Feb-17 05:36 PM
I'm J/K life got me by the balls. That and NASCAR is bae so I'm a little tied up with that.
RickSanchez 18-Feb-17 05:44 PM
someone tag me?
nvm
found it
Bchad 18-Feb-17 08:49 PM
survival games come back
rust release year was 10k active
ark was always pretty high but never this high every month it seems to hit a new peak
i think its hovering around 90k active and used to sit around 60k
+/- spikes for big patches and steam sales
but largely a good survival game has never been built
i think they just have really strong retention and grow over time
retention meaning people who LIKE it will play it forever
Taylor SWifTT 18-Feb-17 08:50 PM
Rust has been much more active than usual
Bchad 18-Feb-17 08:50 PM
not like everyone who buys it will like it
yeah
conan shot rust up
in numbers
TEKNOIR 19-Feb-17 10:45 AM
So Garry wins again?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 20-Feb-17 10:05 PM
did official come out?
Ritsu 20-Feb-17 10:05 PM
#old_game_conan_178
yes
Spookykid (Trogdor) 20-Feb-17 10:06 PM
cool
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Feb-17 12:30 PM
@here i cant connect to the goon server???
WAS THERE A PATCH OR SOMETHING?
oops caps
Rejd 21-Feb-17 12:31 PM
Let me see
Yeah I guess there just was one?
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Feb-17 12:33 PM
no idea ( i just woke up lol)
and it said i could not connect
my sleep schedule is so fucked Rejd
lol
Rejd 21-Feb-17 12:34 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch updated
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Feb-17 12:34 PM
ty! you are the best!
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Feb-17 01:52 PM
server down again? lol
Tempus Thales 21-Feb-17 02:10 PM
nope
server is up
same ip, different name
38.130.223.197:7777
or search for discordgoons.com
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Feb-17 02:33 PM
i am in, thank you!
Tempus Thales 21-Feb-17 04:50 PM
yw
@Kimsemus see?
Spookykid (Trogdor) 21-Feb-17 05:43 PM
so we playing on 178?
any goon guilds on official?
Tempus Thales 21-Feb-17 06:08 PM
This channel is for the non-official Goon Server. The Goon group on Official Server is #old_game_conan_178
SpanishMatlock 22-Feb-17 03:30 AM
anyone interested in Asia officials?
Gayos Orb (chaos) 23-Feb-17 03:39 AM
So is this game shit yet
Edd 23-Feb-17 07:11 AM
Game is fine
Goons are just goons
Uziduke 23-Feb-17 05:54 PM
is the server now out of date to the release version?
getting some wierd error about game versions
Rejd 23-Feb-17 05:58 PM
Huh. I think TT might have axed the auto updating part somehow
I ran the updater, it should be working again
Cynthia_Dutch 23-Feb-17 05:59 PM
yay ty
Cynthia_Dutch 24-Feb-17 12:12 AM
working on an empire
Tempus Thales 25-Feb-17 09:42 AM
@Rejd I didn't axe anything
@Rejd maybe something else broke the auto update
Cynthia_Dutch 25-Feb-17 01:36 PM
server not up?
vanityset 25-Feb-17 01:43 PM
i was able to join earlier this morning
Consequences 01-Mar-17 03:15 PM
Can't find it
Tempus Thales 03-Mar-17 09:01 PM
hang on i just got home
Tempus Thales 03-Mar-17 10:22 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch rebooting now
let me know if there is any other problem
Bchad 06-Mar-17 04:54 PM
Siege towers
Sounds like they are heavily addressing the raiding system
Tempus Thales 06-Mar-17 10:32 PM
yup
SpanishMatlock 07-Mar-17 10:08 AM
I just hope they adress the build under mountains bug eventually
or the keep your shit after you die bug
ant 14-Mar-17 03:54 PM
Bchad 17-Mar-17 03:52 PM
Remember when redditors FORCED conan devs to go the road of no wipe
We joked they would be begging for it, now they are
Hazlen 17-Mar-17 03:58 PM
lmao
cuck'd devs
Bchad 17-Mar-17 03:59 PM
my least favorite part of early access is every single early access game to date ive seen in this genre
is just a slave to reddit
Bchad 17-Mar-17 04:00 PM
your feature list is the highest upvote
happened to ark, rust
now conan
we want levels waaaaah, WE DONT WANT LEVELS
GARY PLEASE
Taylor SWifTT 17-Mar-17 04:00 PM
Every dev should just listen to only BMW
We have the best ideas
Yuge
Bchad 17-Mar-17 04:00 PM
ea makes you a surrogate who is just programming reddits dream game
Hazlen 17-Mar-17 04:01 PM
BMW could rule the survival genre
hindered 17-Mar-17 06:21 PM
survive (edited)
Hazlen 17-Mar-17 07:37 PM
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Mar-17 08:05 PM
lol yup
this will be forced to a wipe i assume, but they keep seeing they are weighing all of their options .....lol
they will give a solution after the weekend......lol like wtf
@Bchad i am still very thankful for the game, even though is bad atm i fucking love it and its my new addiction
Bchad 17-Mar-17 08:33 PM
Hell yeah
I'm gonna play someday
The promise still looks amazing
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Mar-17 08:33 PM
you better
Bchad 17-Mar-17 08:34 PM
It's just to ea for me atm
Cynthia_Dutch 17-Mar-17 08:34 PM
i understand
i just cant stop playing it
ant 23-Mar-17 06:34 PM
Ketermuls 25-Mar-17 07:30 PM
1s 178 stilla ctive post wipe?
Rejd 25-Mar-17 10:27 PM
There's been a wipe? knew it'd happen
Hazlen 25-Mar-17 10:51 PM
quick, someone go post about it in the conan thread
y'know, for all those goons who insisted wipes would never happen
Percelus 26-Mar-17 08:26 AM
how is this game now
Cynthia_Dutch 26-Mar-17 11:50 AM
yeah its stil lactive
we got a base up after it wiped
so far we are doing well
Cynthia_Dutch 28-Mar-17 11:29 AM
they fixed the building issues!
Alexander DeLarge 30-Mar-17 05:32 PM
Any news on when they're gonna raise the playercounts? If they do that map expansion into the highlands and it's anywhere below 80, that's going to suck.
hindered 30-Mar-17 05:45 PM
so seige weapons are in now?
any fun?
Cynthia_Dutch 30-Mar-17 10:46 PM
Yeah siege weapons are pretty cool
Morkon 14-Apr-17 12:53 PM
are more goons welcome on 178 or is this abandoned for now?
Taylor SWifTT 14-Apr-17 01:08 PM
Its pretty dead
Whole game is
Morkon 14-Apr-17 01:26 PM
welp. i'll be playing a bit today and tomorrow just to try out the game then abandon too i suppose
Taylor SWifTT 14-Apr-17 01:27 PM
Theres always #rust-general if you want active bad survival games
Morkon 14-Apr-17 01:29 PM
178 does have a few people on it. Somone tried to bust into my wall hovel and failed. Just want to try out the thrall mechanic then i will prob pick up rust.
Taylor SWifTT 14-Apr-17 01:30 PM
🙏🏿
Morkon 15-Apr-17 11:22 AM
people were crying about hacking chinese on 178 today at ~ 10 am est it was entertaining
Cynthia_Dutch 15-Apr-17 03:10 PM
yup, they are back
they glitch and hack raiding everyone on the server till the server dies out, then move to a different server
thye are getting paid to do this
Taylor SWifTT 15-Apr-17 03:30 PM
By who? For what?
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Apr-17 08:40 PM
the chinese have some sort of chinese twitch website
people pay them to make american servers die out
so they use hacks and glitches and exploits to raid everyone
with their bad ping they can just teleport through walls and stuff
its really bad
Hazlen 16-Apr-17 09:31 PM
Wat
Simplyjack 16-Apr-17 09:55 PM
sounds like @Cynthia_Dutch needs a new game
Taylor SWifTT 16-Apr-17 09:55 PM
When is Trump going to do something about this?
Cynthia_Dutch 16-Apr-17 10:40 PM
It's basically just waiting it out till they move to a new server
Just put all the stuff in the vault
They can't get into the vault
It's the only way to keep things safe
Morkon 17-Apr-17 03:45 PM
the whole break stairs behind me thing seems to be working
Morkon 22-Apr-17 08:30 AM
@Cynthia_Dutch I am also playing on the 178 server. Is teaming up still a thing? Regardless the chats you have with the chinese griefers are hilarious.
Cynthia_Dutch 22-Apr-17 09:15 AM
What is your name in game? I no longer play with goons as they have stopped playing. I found a new group to play with. I could help you out though.
Morkon 22-Apr-17 10:05 AM
Morkon
Bchad 22-Apr-17 06:50 PM
Tfw Cynthia is playing with a different group
Morkon 22-Apr-17 07:42 PM
its cool, Cynthia helped me out a ton and i've got a good thing going 😃
Simplyjack 24-Apr-17 10:02 PM
Hazlen 24-Apr-17 10:03 PM
lmbo
Morkon 25-Apr-17 02:56 PM
I see the new update to conan is fantastic as expected.
Bchad 26-Apr-17 10:05 PM
I just want to know when servers can support more than a wow raid group
Simplyjack 26-Apr-17 10:20 PM
im surprised PUBG runs as well as it does
like even for me lag is minimal, i get some but im on wifi
conan lag was (is?) atrociously bad
Bchad 27-Apr-17 01:02 AM
Yeah I thought about that the other day
I was like pubg is 100 people in a decent sized map with assets
Conan tanked with like 15 on a fresh server
Taylor SWifTT 16-May-17 09:08 PM
"runaway success"
@Septapus hugemoji
Septapus 16-May-17 09:09 PM
Hazlen 16-May-17 10:38 PM
paging Cynthia
shes the only bimmer that still plays
afaik
Cynthia_Dutch 26-May-17 09:17 AM
and i wont stop
Taylor SWifTT 26-May-17 11:31 AM