Wrongthink Tank - Jingle Deez

https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/designs/11906744,width=178,height=178,version=1336140242/Feels-good-man-frog-meme.png

Hazlen 03-Jun-16 10:37 AM

hahaaaaaa

ashy 03-Jun-16 04:38 PM

lol I won a bet on Escape over Epsilon today

I didnt know Escape had 3 stand-ins!

cringe lmao

~i feelsgoodman

God Emperor Trump 03-Jun-16 04:39 PM

ashy 03-Jun-16 04:40 PM

I have so much bullshit I dont even know what to bet on NiP

http://i.imgur.com/giD1PJk.png

ashy 04-Jun-16 01:05 AM

NiP wins! ez skins!

ashy 04-Jun-16 05:33 PM

http://read.navi-gaming.com/en/teamnews/navivpshowm

Guardian is out for NaVi(edited)

https://csgolounge.com/match?m=9852

Ozmiander 04-Jun-16 06:00 PM

man

na'vi with no big g vs premier vp

ashy 04-Jun-16 06:01 PM

VP as an underdog at a LAN should be money in the bank(edited)

Why do I still feel like NaVi is going to win?

Ozmiander 04-Jun-16 06:02 PM

oh my god dude, i busted up watching dorky's clutch vid

https://youtu.be/VbY0Mrwq1oI

"alright, cool. guess i'll see you later" you run off the other way

lol

ashy 04-Jun-16 06:04 PM

lol

Ozmiander 04-Jun-16 06:06 PM

that had me cracking up

ashy 05-Jun-16 04:14 PM

... reeeee

God Emperor Trump 05-Jun-16 04:14 PM

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=9516931&token=KkEGJKFv

ashy 05-Jun-16 04:14 PM

FUCK sub.io

Ozmiander 05-Jun-16 04:56 PM

lol

everyone getting mad, we got stomped like 2-16

mushu joins, starts talking shit

and spiros, who HAD been polite up until joins in

lol

ashy 05-Jun-16 04:59 PM

yeah they're insecure cucks

Taylor SWifTT 05-Jun-16 05:35 PM

same

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:03 AM

ELeague this week: Astralis, SK, NRG, CLG

SK has internal drama

CLG is probably playing with their coach as #5

NRG just added a couple really good players to their roster

Astralis is the favorite, although one of the guys has been having visa issues

ashy 06-Jun-16 04:42 PM

Betting NRG takes at least one map from Astralis tomorrow

I got a feelin

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 05:45 PM

ashy

wanna see a train wreck?

ashy 06-Jun-16 05:52 PM

it just sends you a trade offer

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 05:54 PM

whoops

ashy 06-Jun-16 05:54 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/csgobetting/comments/4mtavs/zonicstepsinforastralisineleague/

Oz I'm fucking telling you

Astralis is going down tomorrow

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 05:55 PM

http://csgobackpack.net/?nick=Ozmiander

my inventory is fucked rn

18 wildfires

10 shadows

ashy 06-Jun-16 05:55 PM

nice dude

now bet against Astralis

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 05:56 PM

lol, ok

i should save the evil daimyo for trades, since people love that thing

ashy 06-Jun-16 05:57 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4ljd23/imadeatldrofthelgvssk_drama/

and CLG is playing their coach as #5

if anyone is going to upset, its probably NRG

tabsen used to play for Penta, he top fragged for them when Penta sent VP to premier

playing for NRG now

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:01 PM

threw in a buck

reward, $5

lol

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:02 PM

after I cashed out winnings for keys, I lost $10-15 on sunday betting on stupid shit

I'm gonna put $5 on each game but if I lose both I'm in trouble

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:03 PM

i've got my gut and my cz, all i really need is to upgrade the cz to fn/mw

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:05 PM

nice thats a good goal

Have you seen this all-female CSGO team?

They're supposedly really good, #1 females, can hang with dudes

http://www.hltv.org/match/2302936-lowlandlions-secret-fe-operation-kinguin-3

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:06 PM

WRTP?

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:06 PM

secret

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:06 PM

lolo

are they hot though

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:06 PM

yes

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:06 PM

oh man

nylon

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:07 PM

ya her and mimi at same time pls

Hazlen 06-Jun-16 06:07 PM

pics

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:07 PM

click link

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:07 PM

damn, did they jump orgs or something

Hazlen 06-Jun-16 06:07 PM

Would do all 4(edited)

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:07 PM

http://www.fesport.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/749332455616555997411702581577_n.jpg

https://gofemale.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/nylon1.jpg sohit

Hazlen 06-Jun-16 06:08 PM

this channel is LIT

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:08 PM

think of the amazing csgospawn prodigies we could have baby

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:09 PM

oooooh

WRTP is the team

Secret is the org

weird

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:09 PM

oh ok

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:09 PM

or something

don't care, want to bang nylon/mimi/juliano

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:10 PM

I betcha NRG odds up to 25%-30% by time match starts

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:10 PM

i watched them win at IEM

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:11 PM

its cool they dont get bogged down by drama

still, with all you hear about females having better reaction time than males, i'm surprised they aren't able to be more competitive

Hazlen 06-Jun-16 06:12 PM

... patriarchy

God Emperor Trump 06-Jun-16 06:12 PM

💢No quote found.

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:12 PM

there's literally NO reason to have seperate ladies groups in csgo

idgi

Lancek 06-Jun-16 06:12 PM

feminist movement

No room for men

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:13 PM

someone will reeee about csgo being gamergates last stand soon

Lancek 06-Jun-16 06:13 PM

women in MY professional e-sports league?(edited)

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:13 PM

hey, lets just mandate women inclusion in all sports while we're at it

... bitchart

God Emperor Trump 06-Jun-16 06:14 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/a3hIWlC.gif

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:14 PM

or we could just not seperate anyone out of anything and let them suck if the ysuck

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:14 PM

yep

thanks capitalism!

Hazlen 06-Jun-16 06:15 PM

just bring back survival of the fittest

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:15 PM

Oz wins

Hazlen 06-Jun-16 06:16 PM

let natural selection run its due course

we will slowly breed a race of super athletic humans

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:17 PM

https://www.twitch.tv/omgezniki/v/68498877

she doesn't like ow

she's perfect

ashy 06-Jun-16 06:29 PM

oh its her?

I used to watch her stream back in the day

chick is amazing

from Hungary?

Ozmiander 06-Jun-16 06:34 PM

yeah

ashy 07-Jun-16 06:33 AM

NRG pls

ashy 07-Jun-16 11:26 AM

NRGGGGGGG

Told you Tabsen was a tank(edited)

Taylor SWifTT 07-Jun-16 11:39 AM

These NRG guys are real uggos

I gotta admit

CSGO is really fun to watch

Not a huge fan of playing it

I could do with or without

But watching it is on part with any other sports sans Football and olympics

which is generous because Ive had a pretty long history of shityt on E-Sports

ashy 07-Jun-16 11:46 AM

TABSEN WTF

Taylor SWifTT 07-Jun-16 11:47 AM

lmbo

He made such an effor tto save that gun only to die almost immediatly

He seems

Inconsistent

ashy 07-Jun-16 11:49 AM

These casters are so good

They could make a turtle race interesting

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 11:55 AM

did you watch eleague on friday tay?

it's professional as hell

also, wtf nrg

ashy 07-Jun-16 11:58 AM

I'm happy I picked this game to be so close

But NRG seems to be running out of steam

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 11:59 AM

those reactions

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 12:00 PM

rip skins

thought someone had a nova for a moment there

lol

i have @.48 in my wallet

wtf

er, $2.48

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WTF

ashy 07-Jun-16 12:06 PM

Stop selling shit on the market

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 12:06 PM

i sell cards, emotes, etc

ashy 07-Jun-16 12:06 PM

Over 200 and you gotta report earnings

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 12:06 PM

oh

over 200 AND 20k profit

if you don't break 20k, they don't have to report it

just collect it

what should i open

wildfire, falchion, shadow?

chroma, breakout, phoenix

ashy 07-Jun-16 12:36 PM

That was a huge fucking round

LET'S GO NRG

ashy 07-Jun-16 01:15 PM

RIP skins(edited)

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 01:39 PM

lol

ashy 07-Jun-16 01:43 PM

Man I felt really good about that bet

~i feelsbadman

God Emperor Trump 07-Jun-16 01:43 PM

https://openclipart.org/image/2400px/svgtopng/222252/feels.png

Ozmiander 07-Jun-16 01:50 PM

it was close

Taylor SWifTT 07-Jun-16 09:39 PM

https://gfycat.com/AngelicNervousBluebottlejellyfish

ashy 08-Jun-16 05:58 AM

and his name is John Cena!!!!

Lancek 08-Jun-16 11:06 AM

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2016/06/08/csgo-skins-classic-scifi/

At this point CS:GO is more appealing to me just to see the cool skins

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 11:19 AM

people are freaking over that skin too

OMG ITS A TRACING

welp

M4A4 Astromech needs to be a thing

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jun-16 11:26 AM

NRG seems really inconsistent

Who's the dude that's always like slumped in his seat

JDM apparently

I like jdm

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 11:41 AM

jdm going to liquid

http://i.imgur.com/dv6ms66.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jun-16 11:47 AM

He's got boyish good looks

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 11:48 AM

keep it in your pants, ace

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jun-16 11:50 AM

I ship JDMxTay

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 11:50 AM

i ship tay x hiko

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jun-16 11:50 AM

I ship Oz x Deez

... boom

God Emperor Trump 08-Jun-16 11:50 AM

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 11:52 AM

yeah, i'd otp with her balls

ashy 08-Jun-16 11:59 AM

NRG is basically a brand new team

Haven't even been playing together for a month

No trust

ashy 08-Jun-16 12:01 PM

ez

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jun-16 12:49 PM

That makes sense

Because they like

Have some good rouncs

Then go 10+ losing

ashy 08-Jun-16 01:01 PM

Yeah, hopefully they can make a better impact at the major in a few weeks

ELEAGUE this week kinda sucks, deja vu from week 1 where LG steamrolled

NiP playing opossum last week was epic(edited)

Astralis should cruise through, other three teams are just fighting for who plays Astralis

Rigby 08-Jun-16 02:18 PM

@ashy https://www.twitch.tv/mmmthatsmell/v/14307593

ashy 08-Jun-16 02:20 PM

who was that?

dude is walling man

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 02:22 PM

walling hard

ashy 08-Jun-16 02:22 PM

SK upsets Astralis at 5:1 payout

FUCK

Ozmiander 08-Jun-16 02:23 PM

hahah

fuck

ashy 08-Jun-16 02:23 PM

I really didnt think they'd drop a map

ashy 08-Jun-16 06:15 PM

I won 2KILL over SN, up about $30 today

feelsgoodman

ashy 09-Jun-16 06:01 AM

ESL Qualifiers today, seeding for the Major

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 08:54 AM

Go Cloud9?

ashy 09-Jun-16 08:58 AM

I always root against them

:poop:

Win 3 BO1's to qualify for the major

Lose 3 BO1's and you're out

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 09:02 AM

Why does Stewie playin in 4:3 resolution

ashy 09-Jun-16 09:04 AM

I used to

It makes bodies and heads wider

But sacrifices field of view

The FOV sacrifice isn't worth it

Good if you're having trouble concentrating though

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 09:08 AM

These last two rounds have been clutch

Ive never seen anyone se the name Cindy LAWPer on Steam and I feel like thats a super clever name

ashy 09-Jun-16 09:25 AM

Agreed

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 09:26 AM

Skadoodle shooting like me

ashy 09-Jun-16 09:28 AM

Every time I bet on C9 I lose

When I bet against them they win

Fuck C9

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:24 AM

Go mousesports?

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:36 AM

Nope bet against them too

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:43 AM

But DAS UBERMENSCH

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:45 AM

mouz is a bad organization

one of my coworkers son's played LOL for mouz and had nothing but horror stories

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:48 AM

Hm

Got a bag ORGANization for ya

💥

... boom

God Emperor Trump 09-Jun-16 10:49 AM

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/4/42/Fuck-steam.gif

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:49 AM

... cuck

God Emperor Trump 09-Jun-16 10:49 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/QVJdZ5z.jpg

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:50 AM

no but fuck william

Hazlen 09-Jun-16 10:52 AM

lmbo

@ cuck(edited)

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:52 AM

keeeeeeeeeeek

what the fuck was that mouz

Lets walk single file into the awper

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:52 AM

I'm telling you, Tay

never underestimate mouz's ability to lose a game they should win

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:53 AM

What were the odds on this match?

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:53 AM

Payout is 9:1

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:54 AM

Hm

Too bad i have no skins let

Now that my nets better we should play more

@Rejd get to Rank 3 loser

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:55 AM

I'm down

Prob gonna take Tyloo over G2 as my last upset pick today

How has mouz not closed this game out?

Are you kidding me?

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:56 AM

lmbo

Its a shitshow

ashy 09-Jun-16 10:57 AM

All I can see is the score ticker

OMG FUCKING OT

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 10:58 AM

My stream must be behind a second

Im still wtching round 30

Rejd 09-Jun-16 11:42 AM

Woooo, my first skin

.... for a mp9

and that case I got? a key is almost 3 bux

lol fuck that

Lancek 09-Jun-16 11:47 AM

http://i.imgur.com/dQHauxz.gif

Rejd 09-Jun-16 11:48 AM

I don't get how people are spending like 1000 bux on a skin

ashy 09-Jun-16 12:04 PM

dat e-peen

The guy who taught me to play CSGO was really into skins, which is a big part of why I am

If I ever win decent money gambling I'll probably cash out and buy lots of games for free instead of more skins

Also it's not that hard to justify spending money on skins when you're playing CSGO 30-40 hours per week

Ozmiander 09-Jun-16 01:32 PM

i have no problem putting money into csgo

cause i play it so much, it's super well supported, and it was cheap as hell

ashy 09-Jun-16 03:25 PM

oh please oh please

Lost $7 on Renegades over F3

Lost $2.50 on FLG over mouz

Made $6 on Alpha

If I win these two I'm up $15 today

Ozmiander 09-Jun-16 03:49 PM

tyloo is hard to pin down

ashy 09-Jun-16 04:15 PM

time to take out my aggression on csgo pubbies

instead of goons

i guess

💩

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jun-16 04:49 PM

rip

ashy 10-Jun-16 05:05 AM

wow I won CNB over BGods last night

$15 little man

honestly not even going to bet today

ashy 10-Jun-16 06:35 AM

Oz do you wanna trade me out for any of these M4s before I gamble them away?

ashy 10-Jun-16 12:02 PM

I made top 50 goons on sub.io!

feelsgoodman

Rejd 11-Jun-16 06:34 AM

I'll trade you my $0.01 skin for an M4 skin.

ashy 11-Jun-16 06:43 AM

ask and ye shall receive

ashy 11-Jun-16 02:06 PM

I really wanted a Case Hardened Five Seven

http://i.imgur.com/Sl24QXj.jpg

Found this today, traded a couple of M4A1-S for it

Cost me about 11 keys

60% blue

worth

Rigby 11-Jun-16 02:07 PM

... ashy

God Emperor Trump 11-Jun-16 02:07 PM

📣 CSGO makes me hard

Rigby 11-Jun-16 02:07 PM

Perfect

Ozmiander 11-Jun-16 02:54 PM

.. csgo http://i.imgur.com/wCiB5Y7.gifv

God Emperor Trump 11-Jun-16 02:54 PM

New quote added.

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jun-16 02:55 PM

Yall watching faze v gambit

ashy 11-Jun-16 02:55 PM

naw I'm pretty sick of these BO1's honestly

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jun-16 02:57 PM

Im to competitive CSGO like I am to football

Ill watch any of it

ashy 11-Jun-16 02:57 PM

oh shit, Adren is playing for gambit?

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jun-16 02:57 PM

because even when its bad, its good

ashy 11-Jun-16 02:58 PM

yeah, well fuck I didnt know Adren was playing for them now

that explains why they've been upsetting everyone

Gambit are one of these handful of teams that sucks balls online but actually shows up to a LAN and decides to step up and play high-level CS(edited)

yes I know they are losing this game

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jun-16 03:00 PM

Theyre playing like ass frnakly

ashy 11-Jun-16 03:01 PM

well with Adren they're about twice as good as they were

that may not be saying much

how the fuck is hooch 6 and 19

ashy 12-Jun-16 06:42 AM

These BO1's are such bullshit

They're all actually about 60/40, but the odds are always 70/30

So just in case you're right, your payout is shit

But its a fucking BO1 so theres a strong chance of an upset

Even though there really havent been many upsets

I haven't bet on a game since Thursday

reeeeee

Today should be interesting though because a lot of these matches are for elimination

If I felt like wasting skins today I'd probably bet on Flip and Cloud9, but I'm not

ashy 12-Jun-16 11:09 AM

http://i.imgur.com/pkwnr1O.jpg

14 keys, got it from hotfries

Ozmiander 12-Jun-16 11:14 AM

niiice

ashy 12-Jun-16 05:25 PM

C9, Hellraisers, Tyloo are out

Dignitas, Flipside, G2 are in

They're saying Cloud9 is out over 100k from sticker sales alone they would have made from just making the tourney

http://i.imgur.com/hBfFwjm.png

Gambit stickers are going to be worth a TON

ashy 12-Jun-16 07:52 PM

jk cologne stickers are never worth jack shit

Ozmiander 12-Jun-16 09:14 PM

I should buy a ticket to ESL NY
But going alone would be weird lol

ashy 13-Jun-16 04:52 AM

You should go. Bring the kids?

ashy 13-Jun-16 06:04 AM

Olof coming back for the major...

http://www.hltv.org/forum/1176321-olofmeister-confirmed-to-play-for-fnatic-at-esl-one-cologne

Ozmiander 13-Jun-16 06:58 AM

haha

not bringing a 2 year old and 4 year old to the city for the weekend

lol

ashy 13-Jun-16 06:59 AM

sub.io goons are butthurt about someone's friend who played yesterday

I'm trying to pile on shit

ashy 13-Jun-16 07:03 AM

... trumpkek

God Emperor Trump 13-Jun-16 07:03 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/Aq00aHz.jpg

ashy 13-Jun-16 12:50 PM

@Ozmiander Just got an email that my pin shipped, did yours?

Ozmiander 13-Jun-16 01:04 PM

yup

this company is pretty shitty at managing shit apparently

ashy 13-Jun-16 01:05 PM

Really? I wasn't expecting mine to ship for another month honestly

Ozmiander 13-Jun-16 01:06 PM

i mean their poor messaging with regards to whether or not my order was accepted or if i had to try wave 2

ashy 13-Jun-16 01:06 PM

Oh, well yeah. That totally sounded like we were supposed to reorder

ashy 13-Jun-16 03:55 PM

ez

Ozmiander 13-Jun-16 04:10 PM

you madman

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jun-16 04:16 PM

The absolute MADMAN

Ozmiander 13-Jun-16 04:23 PM

if we werre in europe

i'd call him a mad cunt

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jun-16 04:31 PM

ashy atm

ashy 14-Jun-16 05:01 AM

Kinguin over LDLC

Spirit over Tricked

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 07:17 AM

lol, luna calling mushu good vibes

ashy 14-Jun-16 08:05 AM

agreed

ashy 14-Jun-16 01:10 PM

Lancek 14-Jun-16 01:15 PM

... ashy

God Emperor Trump 14-Jun-16 01:15 PM

📣 https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/0518179d0be2e3669603e146a28e5533fc535f-wm.jpg

ashy 14-Jun-16 01:25 PM

I havent made an incorrect pick this week yet...

ashy 14-Jun-16 02:33 PM

Spirit was up 12-3 at half

its 13-10...

Yes! Spirit wins! 4/4 this week

made $30 yesterday and $32 today

... mir

God Emperor Trump 14-Jun-16 02:38 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/XEgRrgQ.gif

Rigby 14-Jun-16 02:47 PM

Lol...

Ashy I'm gonna just start betting with you.

ashy 14-Jun-16 02:48 PM

I really feel like I have these Tier-3 teams figured out

But I am overdue to be wrong so just beware

Rigby 14-Jun-16 02:55 PM

How much $ you have in skins now?

ashy 14-Jun-16 02:57 PM

$420

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 02:58 PM

Hes essentially the Donald Trump of skins

Make Skins Great Again

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 02:59 PM

that numbers seems far from coincidence ashy

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:02 PM

http://csgobackpack.net/?nick=http%3A%2F%2Fsteamcommunity.com%2Fprofiles%2F76561198135076999%2F

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:05 PM

why the fuck is this in euros

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:05 PM

you can switch currency in top right

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:06 PM

lol nice

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:12 PM

http://csgobackpack.net/?nick=76561198034643020

This guys total CSGO value is almost the same as my house

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:12 PM

jfc

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:12 PM

probably a professional trader

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:13 PM

there are tons of guys out there with 10k+ inventories

they basically determine the lines on games

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:13 PM

add a zero ashy

then double it

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:13 PM

yeah its just that easy to snowball i guess

realistically you can't really sell stuff for cash, so it gets to a point of diminishing return pretty quick

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:14 PM

ST Howl FN

jesus christ

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:14 PM

i think hitting 1k or 2 would be cool, like free games for life

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:14 PM

3500 bucks

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

Couldnt these 100k guys pretty much buy the entire steam library

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

yeah

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

for sure, but its literally just a number that that point

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

http://buyallofsteam.appspot.com/

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

Well I mean

TECHNICALLY

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

.$91298.07

7481 games and DLC!

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:15 PM

They could invest in a shit ton of SteamLinks

And resell them?

Probably not very effecient but

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

yeah you;d have to get creative

i've heard of people making a living off this

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

Too bad you cant get Vives through Steam

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

you can

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

It takes you to HTCs website

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

it links to an external

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

oh

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

he means using steam cash

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

I didn't try it

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:16 PM

Ashy already tried it

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:17 PM

yeah that would be dope

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:17 PM

He had a big plan

Hazlen 14-Jun-16 03:17 PM

free vive yo

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:17 PM

yep feelsbadman

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:18 PM

i'd love to open a karambit doppler fn

lol

or be one of those fucking assholes who gets a rank up drop dlore

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:18 PM

honestly i think you'd be better off buying lotto tickets

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:18 PM

yeah

i only open cases because i enjoy it the same way as scratchoffs

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:19 PM

you should save the keys and bet them instead

Rigby 14-Jun-16 03:20 PM

I have about 380 in skins....just not sure how to liquidate them to get cheaper skins to bet

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:21 PM

give them to ashy and i, we'll help

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:21 PM

well if you have something you're not super attached to like $10-20, id just use that to make a 'safe' bet

you usually dont win nice shit, just a bunch of random crap

which is super useful for betting with

Ozmiander 14-Jun-16 03:22 PM

yeah, or go to csgoldpot or something and blow out someone's $2 pot

repeatedly

lol

ashy 14-Jun-16 03:23 PM

or just throw $10 down on keys, make sure you get the regular csgo case key cuz its the only one you can bet on csgl

can bet 4 at a time, so you can manage your bets if you want

Lancek 14-Jun-16 03:24 PM

I'm guessing about $50k of the buy all of the steam stuff is train simulator DLC

Taylor SWifTT 14-Jun-16 03:30 PM

lmbo

Probably

Peaches 14-Jun-16 08:49 PM

https://imgur.com/gallery/Kmgg1ac

ashy 15-Jun-16 05:02 AM

Today's bets: I like Spirit over ATN but it honestly is 50/50, as long as Spirit doesn't go over 60% I'll probably bet low on them bc its risky

Escape over Penta: its a BO2 so they could split maps, in which case you get your bet returned, but Escape has a better chance of winning both maps

I don't feel super confident about either of these picks

Theres a really good chance one washes out the other

Spirit odds are climbing, might skip that and just bet on Escape today

ashy 15-Jun-16 06:13 AM

Might be worth betting on Pride also

There's literally no one betting on these games so the lines are going to move around until match starts

Today is gonna be tricky

ashy 15-Jun-16 09:12 AM

Yeah fuck all these games today

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 10:01 AM

so like

did olof just come to the show toggled on last night

or what

ashy 15-Jun-16 10:08 AM

Not exactly, they went 16-0 against faze then lost the second game to them...

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 10:12 AM

wow, didn't watch the second

lol

wasn't he like 16-3?

ashy 15-Jun-16 10:40 AM

Naw Dennis got MVP

Alright fuck Spirit, fuck Escape, $20 on Pride

I have cold feet today and don't know why

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 10:44 AM

dignitas confirmed for being spiritual NA CS

ashy 15-Jun-16 11:19 AM

Why you say that Oz?

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 11:26 AM

they psych themselves out

ashy 15-Jun-16 11:52 AM

ashy 15-Jun-16 12:24 PM

Wow Pride RIP

ashy 15-Jun-16 01:32 PM

Lost 20 made 14

Hazlen 15-Jun-16 01:32 PM

#gambling

ashy 15-Jun-16 01:32 PM

- $6 for the day

I knew I was gonna lose all my shit today(edited)

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 04:42 PM

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/CSGOatse

ashy 15-Jun-16 07:32 PM

@Ozmiander CSGO update

Gamma Cases are out

new knife skins

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 07:32 PM

Whaaa

Fuck dude
Some cool shit in this one

Taylor SWifTT 15-Jun-16 07:41 PM

Yall still play with sub

ashy 15-Jun-16 07:43 PM

not in a few days

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 07:44 PM

I just mainlined mad max

20 hours in 3 sittings...

Hazlen 15-Jun-16 07:44 PM

damn dude

Taylor SWifTT 15-Jun-16 07:46 PM

ARE yall going to play with sub anymore

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 07:46 PM

Yeah

Taylor SWifTT 15-Jun-16 07:47 PM

Whats the uh

Skill requirement

To hang with those rad dudes

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 07:49 PM

No skill, game or interpersonal

ashy 15-Jun-16 09:21 PM

This is hilarious, CSGL wont payout LLL's huge upset over Orbit because they suspect Orbit threw the game

Paid out $5.60 on the dollar

Theyre delaying the draft until they can link the last-minute bets on LLL with steam accounts to verify it wasn't Orbit guys

Ozmiander 15-Jun-16 10:22 PM

Too bad there are no stickers for them lol

ashy 16-Jun-16 06:08 AM

You guys should play casual/deathmatch today and try to get a Gamma Case drop. Worth $5-10 on the market

http://www.hltv.org/news/18057-csgo-update-adds-sound-changes

https://youtu.be/aAXfwHFEsEg

Rigby 16-Jun-16 10:20 AM

holy fuck...more knifes?

Ozmiander 16-Jun-16 10:25 AM

no new models

just skins

but they're SICK

the gut knife looks best in almost all of them

ashy 16-Jun-16 12:07 PM

sub.io discord drama

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 12:13 PM

ooh juicy

ashy 16-Jun-16 12:16 PM

Fuck Quilty

Sick of all these Global Elite goon CS players complaining about having to deal with normal skill players

It's fucking bs

They are cancer

Worst part of sub.io

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 12:27 PM

ban elitism

ashy 16-Jun-16 12:29 PM

I mean just don't complain

Literally no one wants to hear it(edited)

It's not relatable

Sorry you're better than everyone

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 12:44 PM

What a little tittyboy

ashy 16-Jun-16 12:48 PM

?

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 12:49 PM

Quilty

ashy 16-Jun-16 12:50 PM

Oh, yes. I'm pretty triggered right now

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 12:50 PM

I joined the Discord for some quality bantz

Am yet to be dissappointed

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 12:51 PM

are you shaking ashy

which discord is this

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 12:51 PM

subio

ashy 16-Jun-16 12:55 PM

No, it's just annoying

I wish I was a better shit poster

I have trouble articulating my rage

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 12:56 PM

Dont worry pal

Ill be your shit posting surrogate

ashy 16-Jun-16 01:03 PM

People like Quilty are why I have never invited BMW goons to sub.io

Which is really sad

Because I would invite non-toxic sub.io goons here in a heartbeat if they were interested

The sub.io environment broods toxicity

And they can't figure out why everyone is so toxic

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 01:07 PM

Not everyone can be 2cool4ududes like BMW

Maybe subio needs a ~QUEEN~

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 01:13 PM

Or a ~KING~

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 01:13 PM

What is this

What are we doing

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 01:13 PM

nothing man just you do you and i do me ok?

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 01:13 PM

... bitsevere

God Emperor Trump 16-Jun-16 01:13 PM

📣 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160208893685792769/191589697133215745/bmwbitchart.gif

Lancek 16-Jun-16 01:28 PM

reading the sub.io pgs thread why don't they just let the tryhards play with tryhards and chill dudes play with chill dudes(edited)

Ozmiander 16-Jun-16 01:41 PM

apparently part of the goal of the server is to help players get better

so that mixing is important

ashy 16-Jun-16 02:06 PM

That's fucking bullshit

When all the better players just bully everyone else

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 02:07 PM

See: Bish's server?

ashy 16-Jun-16 02:10 PM

pmuch

But don't repackage it as something that it's not

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 02:22 PM

Theres an alvy in subio and thats fucking me up

Because at first glance Im seeing ashy

ashy 16-Jun-16 02:25 PM

Yeah alvy is a piece of shit too(edited)

I didnt get a single fucking iota better from anyone ever criticizing me

I got better from practicing and playing

These mother fuckers are just gonna bully people until they quit and then wonder why sub.io sucks and everyone is bad

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 02:26 PM

BMW hostile takeover when?

ashy 16-Jun-16 02:26 PM

... bullied

God Emperor Trump 16-Jun-16 02:26 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/EUWqhJN.png

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 02:26 PM

Best Quote 2016

God hes so handsome

ashy 16-Jun-16 02:27 PM

agree with both

Oh good, big daddy Turk is here to swing dick and tell everyone they're wrong

Hazlen 16-Jun-16 02:35 PM

lol

Ozmiander 16-Jun-16 02:47 PM

and not even call out the person he's calling out

Ozmiander 16-Jun-16 04:23 PM

lolol

Spiros's advice to someone aksing how to get better?

"work harder"

ashy 16-Jun-16 04:24 PM

I hate spiros

The whole thing is a facade

Great goon gaming community where bad players get better and good players get worse, come play CSGO with goons

Except its just a few assholes bullying everyone not as good

At least people in Competitive will put a minimal effort into not fighting with you in order to have a chance to win

ashy 16-Jun-16 06:00 PM

I got 2 case drops today and neither one was a Gamma

feelsbadman

Taylor SWifTT 16-Jun-16 06:42 PM

Rip

ashy 17-Jun-16 05:56 AM

I'm pretty excited about the ELEAGUE final tonight, might even try to stay up even tho it's way past my bedtime

Fnatic is prob my favorite team to watch

Got a feeling faze is gonna give em a run for their money

ashy 17-Jun-16 06:26 AM

Faze payout is hovering around 3 or 4 on the dollar, very tempting

ashy 17-Jun-16 08:07 AM

Yeah I'm gonna bet on faze

Ozmiander 17-Jun-16 08:08 AM

how can you not, with odds like that

3.37:1

ashy 17-Jun-16 08:08 AM

Yeah they both swept dig and tsm

Ozmiander 17-Jun-16 08:09 AM

i put a buck in

3.33 for 99c is a good bet to me

lol

ashy 17-Jun-16 08:35 AM

Nice. I'll do 10 or 15 on faze

ashy 17-Jun-16 04:19 PM

http://www.hltv.org/news/18059-sk-with-two-subs-at-dh-summer

http://www.hltv.org/news/17894-astralis-to-use-gla1ve-at-major

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jun-16 04:32 PM

When does the finals start tonight?

And where

Twitch?

ashy 17-Jun-16 04:34 PM

Fnatic is playing Faze tonight in Atlanta on TBS and Twitch in a BO3

Theres also a LAN in Europe, Dreamhack, that starts tomorrow

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jun-16 04:34 PM

Oh good its on tv

ashy 17-Jun-16 04:34 PM

The major, Cologne, is in a couple weeks

ashy 17-Jun-16 05:33 PM

I'm getting cold feet about betting on Faze

Ozmiander 17-Jun-16 06:39 PM

new mag7 sound is fine

new smoke sound is fucking retarded

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jun-16 08:54 PM

Man

This being on TV makes it so much more exciting

ashy 17-Jun-16 08:58 PM

Faze is gonna get stomped

They're playing Cobble which Fnatic just beat them 16-0

And Nuke which Faze has never played

ashy 17-Jun-16 09:00 PM

and Cache, which Faze could actually win

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jun-16 09:05 PM

lmbo

CSGO Arbys commercial

ashy 17-Jun-16 09:06 PM

Fnatic is amazing Tay if you've never seen them

My fave team to watch

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jun-16 09:08 PM

I think I have, I think I made remarks about jkaems boyish charm

ashy 17-Jun-16 10:55 PM

fnatic 2 stronk

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jun-16 10:57 PM

God the 16-0 chant

Brutal

ashy 17-Jun-16 11:00 PM

rip dream

Ozmiander 17-Jun-16 11:09 PM

rip my 99c

ashy 18-Jun-16 07:58 AM

Im thinking about throwing some skins down on SK over Immortals

2.5 to 1 payout(edited)

SK is playing with two subs, but one is g1ave who has been crushing it for Copenhagen Wolves

The other is some guy who has never been to a LAN but is a god online

Immortals has sucked since they changed from Tempo Storm

ashy 18-Jun-16 08:00 AM

They didn't make the major, in fact the only team they beat was Renegades, so they went 1-3 in the qualifier

So its like, Immortals is the 74% favorite to stop sucking today?

versus

Can new guy who has never played a LAN not bottom frag for SK

I also talk myself into a lot of really dumb bets so we'll see

https://www.twitch.tv/dreamhackcs

ashy 18-Jun-16 11:59 AM

HOLY SHITTTTTTTT

http://i.imgur.com/zODmU6t.jpg

... mir

God Emperor Trump 18-Jun-16 11:59 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/XEgRrgQ.gif

Ozmiander 18-Jun-16 12:01 PM

jfc ashy

ashy 18-Jun-16 12:01 PM

oh man I won a fuckin bowie knife!!!!!!!!!

Ozmiander 18-Jun-16 12:02 PM

wtf

ashy 18-Jun-16 12:08 PM

@here http://i.imgur.com/YXYSrEP.jpg

Hazlen 18-Jun-16 12:08 PM

nice

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jun-16 12:37 PM

Jesus hes hacking

Thats like the second thing hes won

... collusion

God Emperor Trump 18-Jun-16 12:37 PM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/10Gp0wzMg4LB0A/giphy.gif

ashy 18-Jun-16 12:44 PM

+$130 since Monday

Hazlen 18-Jun-16 12:47 PM

everythings coming up Ashy

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jun-16 12:50 PM

Someone photoshop Milhouse with long blonde hair

ashy 18-Jun-16 05:16 PM

GET FUCKIN REKT PRUDE

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jun-16 05:20 PM

DONT MESS WITH MY CHANNEL ORGANIZATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ashy 18-Jun-16 05:20 PM

I didnt touch it

ashy 19-Jun-16 05:37 AM

Might throw a little down on Epsilon over HR, should be pretty balanced, expect each team to win a map in the BO3

ashy 19-Jun-16 06:36 AM

SK went from 60% favorite to 40% underdog against Immortals

I am intrigued

Prob gonna bet on that too

SK at 34% against Immortals now

ashy 19-Jun-16 07:08 AM

33% I can't fucking believe it

Rigby 19-Jun-16 07:09 AM

Ashy. I sold your chopper for you. If you want another later today I'll give you the cash. Heard you were pretty upset about that last night lol

ashy 19-Jun-16 07:10 AM

lol yeah, thanks

I thought they crashed it

Seriously though, same analysis as yesterday for SK over Immortals, except they just beat them yesterday on Train. Today its a BO3. It ain't gonna be pretty but I believe SK can win

ashy 19-Jun-16 09:32 AM

http://i.imgur.com/To9GbWF.jpg

ez

+$155 past 7 days

Hazlen 19-Jun-16 11:33 AM

Daaamn Ashy

ashy 19-Jun-16 04:07 PM

hltv.org got hacked earlier today

http://www.hltv.org/news/18087-security-breach

I pissed away everything I made today

feelsbadman

Ozmiander 19-Jun-16 06:13 PM

lost, or bought/traded for shit?

ashy 19-Jun-16 08:03 PM

I bet $18 on SK over Immortals and $10 on Epsilon over NiP and lost both

Rejd 20-Jun-16 05:18 AM

Time to take out a loan and gamble it on cs skins

ashy 20-Jun-16 05:54 AM

Picks: Astralis over NiP and Epsilon over ATX

ashy 20-Jun-16 10:25 AM

Astralis NiP is intense

RIP Astralis

ashy 22-Jun-16 01:12 PM

ECS Finals from Wembley starts Friday, 3 day LAN, $1.4M prize pool(edited)

odds to win out are up on CSGL

LG and Fnatic are paying out about 2:1 as they are obviously the favorites

NiP is 6:1 right now

ashy 22-Jun-16 08:10 PM

Get ready for some picks tomorrow, I'm feelin lucky

ashy 23-Jun-16 04:39 AM

Epsilon over Gambit, Tricked over Millenium(edited)

ashy 23-Jun-16 03:20 PM

ez

ashy 24-Jun-16 04:56 AM

Bets to win-out this weekend are closing in an hour

I put $11 on NiP to win out

6.4:1 payout

If they can make it out of their group today, they have a good shot

ashy 24-Jun-16 06:02 AM

Wow they trashed the NiP odds last minute

ashy 25-Jun-16 07:17 AM

RIP NiP

Taylor SWifTT 26-Jun-16 04:58 PM

https://clips.twitch.tv/faceittv/ProudWolverineBCouch

ashy 26-Jun-16 06:56 PM

hotfries opened 40 Gammas and got 2 knives

Bayonet Black Lam MW

Gut Knife Freehand FT

ashy 27-Jun-16 12:17 PM

8 days

Ozmiander 27-Jun-16 12:18 PM

is hotfries russian mafia or something

ashy 27-Jun-16 12:20 PM

I dont really know what his deal is

Says he used to gamble a lot, claims he's invested over a grand and has been up and down by as much. Doesn't gamble anymore just opens cases and sells shit to me for cash and keys

ashy 27-Jun-16 08:21 PM

https://youtu.be/RI-pZxJBSw0 @Taylor SWifTT

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jun-16 08:23 PM

Glad you killed Fake Tay

Faker Tay

I'm Fake Tay

ashy 27-Jun-16 08:23 PM

Real Fake Tay

ashy 28-Jun-16 06:12 AM

One week from today

8 BO1's

Wow there's a Mongolian CSGO team

~i God damn mongolians

God Emperor Trump 28-Jun-16 06:42 AM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8yAKAvkwmFI/maxresdefault.jpg

Simplyjack 28-Jun-16 12:14 PM

~i mongol horsearchery

God Emperor Trump 28-Jun-16 12:14 PM

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/ulaanbaatar-mongolia-july-naadam-festival-horse-archery-crew-traditional-medieval-outfit-posing-36872585.jpg

Simplyjack 28-Jun-16 12:14 PM

theyre stil ldoin it man

Ozmiander 28-Jun-16 01:51 PM

ashy

i don't think that the Mongolz are mongolian(edited)

i think it's all a Mongols MC setup

gotta launder that meth money, yanno?

ashy 28-Jun-16 02:25 PM

lol

Maximilian Murder 28-Jun-16 09:41 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/28/europe/turkey-istanbul-airport-attacks/index.html

de_airport is terrorist sided

terrorists already won three rounds with bomb plants

ashy 29-Jun-16 06:08 AM

Pride is at 15% against ATN even though they traded out maps in a BO2 3 or 4 weeks ago

I havent been betting trying to save shit for the major but I'll take that

ashy 29-Jun-16 01:31 PM

Looks like I would have nailed that Pride bet

Except bots are down on CSGL and I couldn't get a bet in

... reeeee

God Emperor Trump 29-Jun-16 01:31 PM

https://youtu.be/zqAnnY1b-Ro

ashy 29-Jun-16 01:38 PM

Well nevermind now Pride is choking

Yeah Pride lost

Fuck me

Ozmiander 29-Jun-16 02:09 PM

ashy 29-Jun-16 03:44 PM

wow

Taylor SWifTT 29-Jun-16 04:03 PM

lmbo

"oh my god an 8 year old just clutched"

Rejd 29-Jun-16 04:12 PM

8 year olds are better at CSGO than me

Taylor SWifTT 29-Jun-16 04:26 PM

Same

ashy 29-Jun-16 09:08 PM

have you guys seen handi? the guy with no arms thats Global Elite?

He is a Twitch streamer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaBGASe3Jfg

Ozmiander 29-Jun-16 10:25 PM

i'm glad his ban was confirmed false positive

ashy 30-Jun-16 05:52 AM

Yeah that shit was hilarious

Taylor SWifTT 30-Jun-16 02:15 PM

Why is Cache such a popular comp map

ashy 30-Jun-16 02:16 PM

Most consider Dust 2, Mirage, and Cache to be the 'main' three maps

Some teams refuse to play it, like NaVi

They use their first 'ban' on Cache every time no matter who they are playing

Train and Nuke were updated fairly recently

Cobble has only gotten really popular recently

and Inferno got taken out of the map pool

Overpass is weird because its T-sided and basically all the secrets of that map have already been revealed

A couple of years ago everyone was calling it "Olofpass" after Fnatic used a boost no one had ever seen before during a tournament, there was a controversy over whether it was a legal play

Taylor SWifTT 30-Jun-16 02:37 PM

What is this a comeback ?

ashy 30-Jun-16 02:43 PM

rip comeback

Ozmiander 30-Jun-16 02:44 PM

don't call it a comeback

Taylor SWifTT 30-Jun-16 02:49 PM

I still believe

Usasadpepe.jpg

Nevermind

-b smithicide

~b smithicide

God Emperor Trump 30-Jun-16 02:52 PM

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z280/Leon-S-Kennedy/whyIhatetf2.jpg?t=1297379081

Taylor SWifTT 30-Jun-16 02:52 PM

Wat

Ozmiander 30-Jun-16 02:57 PM

haha

YO HOW MANY BUDS FOR THAT MAX HEAD

Hazlen 30-Jun-16 03:00 PM

buds hmm

Ozmiander 30-Jun-16 03:25 PM

44-1-11

fuck dm

ashy 30-Jun-16 03:25 PM

nice

Ozmiander 30-Jun-16 03:32 PM

well..shit

some guy in arms race got a AK Cartel drop

ashy 30-Jun-16 03:33 PM

yeah people freak out over a $2 drop

Ozmiander 30-Jun-16 03:33 PM

i got an negev contrast or something

lol

Taylor SWifTT 01-Jul-16 09:00 PM

@here ELEAGUE ON TBS!

ashy 01-Jul-16 09:00 PM

I think Envy will win, Oz likes VP

VP gonna fuck up and give it away, watch

also holy fuck snax is fat as shit

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SZggcP1P1gU/maxresdefault.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 01-Jul-16 09:37 PM

This is VGOOD

ashy 01-Jul-16 09:41 PM

Train is like, VPs map

Envy hangin in there

ummmm...VP?

Taylor SWifTT 01-Jul-16 09:54 PM

Oh wow what is going on

ashy 01-Jul-16 09:55 PM

called it

Taylor SWifTT 01-Jul-16 09:56 PM

... smugashy

ashy 02-Jul-16 12:11 PM

DAY 1 BETS ARE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg im gonna make soooo much money

... evillaugh

God Emperor Trump 02-Jul-16 12:12 PM

💢No quote found.

ashy 02-Jul-16 12:12 PM

I'm putting $15 on each upset

Dignitas over Astralis(edited)

Flip over Navi

Faze over Fnatic

ashy 04-Jul-16 04:55 AM

Odds to win out for the major are up on CSGL

Closes in 23 hours

Also these bets today:

If Epsilon stays at 40% and Esuba stays at 40%

Can hit one and still make a profit

Smart bet

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 07:21 AM

secret.fe is at 5%

pretty much gotta throw down for that

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:25 AM

Its girls team vs guys team tho

and the girls get crushed playing against good guy teams

they went 0-16 a few days ago

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 07:28 AM

19:1 return though

it could be sub.io vs na'vi

and i'd still bet sub.io for those odds

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:29 AM

true

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:41 AM

ashy, anyone panic selling their skins yet

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:48 AM

yeah they've been cheap since the sale started

I got a $39 Deagle for $21

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:48 AM

i hear csgowild is gonna be next to go

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:48 AM

yeah they're done

try to sign in there, blocked by valve

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:49 AM

wild works

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:49 AM

oh wow it was blocked by valve a few days ago

weird

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:50 AM

lotto let me in too, wtf?

i thought valve went nuclear on lotto

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:50 AM

same

idk

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:50 AM

but if i hear one more person blaming valve for MAKING KIDS GAMBLING ADDICTS

imma scream

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:51 AM

I dont know who to pick to win out

Thinking Navi or Envy

Envy won Cologne last year

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:52 AM

this year is so crazy, i wouldn't put stock in anything that happened before

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:53 AM

thats kind why I want to pick Envy

they've been God-awful all year

but they're the hometown favorite and the won the thing last year

$8.50 on the dollar

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:53 AM

wow

secret.fe got slaughtered

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:54 AM

SK would be the smart bet at $4.5 on the dollar

told ya

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 11:54 AM

bu-bu-but if i bet on nylon, she'll fuck me!

ashy 04-Jul-16 11:55 AM

I'm going to not be stupid and pick SK

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 03:18 PM

man

we start strong

i'm top fragging

then we get a fairly obvious toggle

ashy 04-Jul-16 03:19 PM

lame

Heres the plan

Placing equal amounts on Dignitas, Flip, OG, and Faze

I only need to win one to break even

Winning two will double the entire investment

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 03:59 PM

nice

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:42 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wu4Jugp.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 04-Jul-16 07:47 PM

Jesus man

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:47 PM

man its the major

I've literally been building my gambling inventory for weeks for this

Taylor SWifTT 04-Jul-16 07:47 PM

Ok

I beleive in you Ashy

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:48 PM

I believe in the upsets(edited)

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 07:52 PM

that f3 though

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:53 PM

Flip has beaten NaVi before...just not lately

Ozmiander 04-Jul-16 07:53 PM

yeah

f3 can definitely show up

that payoff would be niiiice

ashy 04-Jul-16 07:53 PM

yeah I basically need to win Flip, or 2 of the other 3 to not lose money

ashy 04-Jul-16 08:17 PM

http://i.imgur.com/qhjN1YL.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 04-Jul-16 08:39 PM

Is this all on Twitch?

ashy 05-Jul-16 01:32 AM

yep

ashy 05-Jul-16 04:38 AM

@here here we go https://www.twitch.tv/esl_csgo

... happening

God Emperor Trump 05-Jul-16 04:38 AM

📣 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/184823346142248970/198204255113445377/vwMin.gif

Prude 05-Jul-16 05:00 AM

any shooter without look down sights/iron sights sucks welp hth(edited)

ashy 05-Jul-16 05:01 AM

then you're too shallow to understand what makes this game difficult hth

come into my channel talkin shit about my game

... normies

God Emperor Trump 05-Jul-16 05:02 AM

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ashy 05-Jul-16 07:09 AM

flip pls

ashy 05-Jul-16 09:02 AM

feelsbadman

Ozmiander 05-Jul-16 09:05 AM

liquid wins

ashy 05-Jul-16 09:16 AM

nope

Ozmiander 05-Jul-16 09:17 AM

liquid wins or i make hiko eat his neckbeard

hikooooo

ashy 05-Jul-16 10:02 AM

I am 0-5 on my picks...

Ozmiander 05-Jul-16 10:03 AM

that's what you get for betting against the chillest bro in cs

ashy 05-Jul-16 10:04 AM

Last 3 in my bracket are SK, VP, and Faze

If Faze loses I'm out

ashy 05-Jul-16 12:48 PM

Faze plssssss

ashy 05-Jul-16 01:22 PM

PLSSSSSS

Taylor SWifTT 05-Jul-16 01:26 PM

Rip ashy

Ozmiander 05-Jul-16 01:40 PM

faze isn't out by far

i shoulda bet faze too

but i didn't want to dip into my equiped skins

ashy 05-Jul-16 01:50 PM

Gooooo faze

Wat

Omg

Ozmiander 05-Jul-16 01:53 PM

i missed it

what happened?

holy SHIT aizy

Ozmiander 05-Jul-16 02:28 PM

grats dude

ashy 05-Jul-16 02:30 PM

Wooo

I've never been so happy to break even

Dignitas should have won this morning though, they choked

Lancek 05-Jul-16 05:43 PM

CS:GO... irl?(edited)

http://i.imgur.com/RsOCY4s.gif

ashy 05-Jul-16 05:58 PM

I'm gonna do $25 on Gambit and $25 on Faze

The rest are pretty close to actual odds

ashy 05-Jul-16 06:00 PM

http://i.imgur.com/vo9exUd.jpg

Fuck it I'm gonna bet on CLG too, I didn't realize their game with Gambit was so close today

Ritsu 05-Jul-16 08:26 PM

too bad csgo lottos are a scam

ashy 05-Jul-16 08:26 PM

prude will be awake soon and you can go back to sitting on his lap

Ritsu 05-Jul-16 08:26 PM

lmao ok

ashy 05-Jul-16 08:27 PM

@Septapus comic

Septapus 05-Jul-16 08:27 PM

Here's your comic @ashy: http://i.imgur.com/UV1i4Wq.png

ashy 05-Jul-16 08:30 PM

http://i.imgur.com/WONlkQC.jpg

One to break even, two to double up

ashy 06-Jul-16 04:46 AM

wooo Gambit wins!(edited)

I covered all my bets today and I'm +$30 today with two bets to go

LETS GO

ashy 06-Jul-16 12:13 PM

Wow rip faze

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 02:40 PM

g2 almost got fnatic

fnatic is weak af lately

ashy 06-Jul-16 02:41 PM

yeah

so the BO3's tomorrow are sending people home?

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 02:42 PM

yup, seems so

ashy 06-Jul-16 02:43 PM

I threw my winnings down on Spirit over Escape

worst case I break even

Spirit is down a map 😦

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 02:45 PM

not betting on the ASUS FRIDAY NIGHT BASH?!

...on a wednesday

ashy 06-Jul-16 02:45 PM

wtf is that

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 02:46 PM

dunno, but i bet 15c on EoU over the Blue Jays

ashy 06-Jul-16 02:46 PM

lol

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 02:46 PM

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/EYESONU

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/BLUEJAYS

i think...they're ESEA teams

lol

ashy 06-Jul-16 02:46 PM

I hear ya man

Doin research

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 02:47 PM

jfc

EYES ON U is a German professional eSport organization with national and international teams founded in 2006. Besides Counter-Strike: Global Offensive there are squads also in EVOLVE and ShootMania: Storm.

Evolve and Shootmania

rip

ashy 06-Jul-16 02:47 PM

rip indeed

ashy 06-Jul-16 04:14 PM

Spirit came back from losing the first map

+$75 today, doubled my gambling monies

feelsgoodman

Ozmiander 06-Jul-16 06:50 PM

25-7-8

ashy 07-Jul-16 05:49 AM

$5 on Flip, $15 on Faze

Not going to piss away all my winnings today

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 08:36 AM

you see the odds?

thewy have liquid almsot even with vp to win lol

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 09:34 AM

16-14 nip

mark boned f3 by calling timeout too late and killing their buy

ashy 07-Jul-16 10:09 AM

Um nip?

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 10:11 AM

10-1

lolol

f3 almost took the first one too

eu chooooke

14 fucking 3

excuse me

14-2

5-1 f3

IT'S HAPPENING

6-1

ashy 07-Jul-16 11:08 AM

Man if Flip wins

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 11:10 AM

FUCKING HELL

that CLUTCH

fuck it dude

flip deserves legend

they're playing hard

ashy 07-Jul-16 11:19 AM

About to make 25 off 5 bucks lol

Gonna put it all on Faze

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 11:20 AM

man

still no drop

and some assholes have multiple?!

12-9 f3

14-11

come ooon

15-11

fuck yes!

ashy 07-Jul-16 11:36 AM

Wow

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 11:37 AM

WOW

the NiP guys are fucking BROKEN

this is going to effect them

big time

ashy 07-Jul-16 11:51 AM

Agreed

I bet 6 $0.75 skins and won a Stat Trak M4A1S Guardian Minimal Wear

~$23

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 11:54 AM

wow

i'd fuck hiko's sister

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 12:03 PM

mom too

http://i.imgur.com/TbLgURz.png

ashy 07-Jul-16 12:12 PM

Yep

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 02:04 PM

i missed all TL

all i see is s1mple smiling like an idiot

so YAY

rooting for faze

ashy 07-Jul-16 02:21 PM

Faze odds been 4:1 all day

Just dropped to 2.5:1

As I placed my bet

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 02:21 PM

i'd put some on them if i had any skins left

ashy 07-Jul-16 02:21 PM

Thinking about cashing out to buy sticker capsules on Sun

Cologne stickers have always been worthless, its a gamble

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 02:25 PM

http://i.imgur.com/X0TPZ6H.png

ow

ashy 07-Jul-16 02:26 PM

roasted

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 02:37 PM

WOW

faze isn't taking fnatic's shit

ashy 07-Jul-16 02:38 PM

shouldve bet more

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 02:40 PM

holy shit

faze is psychic

ashy 07-Jul-16 02:40 PM

Im not used to winning, I get cold feet after I make money

+$100 from beginning of tournament to now(edited)

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 02:43 PM

fucking 7-0

ashy 07-Jul-16 03:03 PM

rip faze

ashy 07-Jul-16 04:38 PM

I'm thinking about taking Liquid as my upset pick for tomorrow

But I'm tempted to bet against VP, they shouldn't be 76% favorite against anyone, ever, period

ashy 07-Jul-16 08:01 PM

http://i.imgur.com/15DfYb0.jpg

Tell me thats not a sexy fucking deagle

Taylor SWifTT 07-Jul-16 08:09 PM

Would

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 08:18 PM

three tl stickers

def would

ashy 07-Jul-16 08:25 PM

sub.io discord is so lit rn

Ozmiander 07-Jul-16 09:33 PM

i made quilty rage quit earlier

lol

ashy 08-Jul-16 04:45 AM

quilty is a dick

he was the one that tried to tell me I didn't understand the point of a goon CSGO server

ashy 08-Jul-16 06:03 AM

Goodbye Huntsman

Hello Bayonet

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 06:36 AM

black lam is a understated knife

ashy 08-Jul-16 06:48 AM

Really thinking about going in on Liquid

ashy 08-Jul-16 09:51 AM

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 10:03 AM

come on poppa hiko

ashy 08-Jul-16 10:31 AM

I knew theyd be playing nuke

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 10:42 AM

duuuude

wtf

ashy 08-Jul-16 11:29 AM

Didnt really expect them to win Navis pick

ashy 08-Jul-16 12:32 PM

WHAT

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 12:35 PM

that

was AMAZING

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:00 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm2oH1GWcAEOpr5.jpg

lol

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:03 PM

lol

I hope @Taylor SWifTT is watching this(edited)

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:04 PM

Im watching SGDQ

Whats up?

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:04 PM

Epic CSGO

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:05 PM

Tuned in and Im hearing futball chants or something

Can only assume this is SUPER lit

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:07 PM

... lit

God Emperor Trump 08-Jul-16 01:07 PM

📣 http://www.hercampus.com/sites/default/files/styles/fullwidthembed/public/2016/01/23/SoLit.jpg?itok=SRr0mHhi

💢No quote found.

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:08 PM

... fam

God Emperor Trump 08-Jul-16 01:08 PM

📣 https://www.fantasticfam.com/catalog/images/manufacturers/pfizer.jpg

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:11 PM

WHAT

omfg

Lancek 08-Jul-16 01:11 PM

Yo someone got a link for us non CSGO scrubs

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:12 PM

https://www.twitch.tv/esl_csgo

JESUS

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:16 PM

Unreal

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:16 PM

The fucking door kill

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:18 PM

Hiko out AWPing Guardian

lolol

dude

this is it

TL is knocking Na'Vi out

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:24 PM

Omfg

Hazlen 08-Jul-16 01:24 PM

rekt

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:24 PM

Wat

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:24 PM

hahaha

FLAMIE IS CRYING

dude.

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:24 PM

Holy

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:24 PM

you're winning your bet.

100%

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:25 PM

Was TL supposed to win this?

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:26 PM

no

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:26 PM

30 percent

Unbelievable

Im taking Liquid over fnatic tomorrow for sure

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:27 PM

Christ

lmboooooo

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:33 PM

Liquid throw incoming

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:35 PM

This feels like OK State @ Iowa State 2011

Lancek 08-Jul-16 01:38 PM

So did Ashy just make some money or what

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:39 PM

~yt Shane Mcmahon theme

God Emperor Trump 08-Jul-16 01:39 PM

http://goo.gl/Gcr4xZ

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 01:39 PM

Ashy atm

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:40 PM

fucking A

ashy is quiet because he's trying to get his winnings

and the bots are on fire

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:45 PM

... mir

God Emperor Trump 08-Jul-16 01:45 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/XEgRrgQ.gif

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:46 PM

Started with $80

Im at $250

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:47 PM

haha

grats man

any good gets?

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:55 PM

nah bunch of BS, pmuch all less than $10

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:56 PM

good trade fodder at least

trade/bet

ashy 08-Jul-16 01:56 PM

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 01:58 PM

trade you a daimyo for that griffin

ashy 08-Jul-16 02:00 PM

Ok

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 02:00 PM

WHAT

DUDE

i got a nuke case

$5

totally opening

come on poppa hiko

ashy 08-Jul-16 02:02 PM

Wat

Grats

Yeah ill trade you out whatever you want man

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 02:03 PM

dude

it's a s1mple sig

ashy 08-Jul-16 02:04 PM

Nice

Might be worth something

After he leaves the team

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 02:12 PM

xm1014

ashy 08-Jul-16 03:55 PM

Racist names for my new Black Laminate Bayonet?

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 03:55 PM

Pig Sticker

ashy 08-Jul-16 03:55 PM

lol

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 03:56 PM

"Only Black With A Point"

ashy 08-Jul-16 03:56 PM

ouch

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 03:57 PM

"My Second White Woman Poker"

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 03:59 PM

"The Bull"

Lancek 08-Jul-16 04:15 PM

NB

ashy 08-Jul-16 06:42 PM

I think I'm gonna throw $50 on Liquid tomorrow

I fuckin believe after that match today

2:1 payout

Or should I stop being a pussy and go bigger

Taylor SWifTT 08-Jul-16 07:00 PM

I think you know the answer to that

Just ask yourself

WWDTD

What Would Donald Trump Do

ashy 08-Jul-16 07:08 PM

I mean you're right

Its a smart bet

fuck

Ozmiander 08-Jul-16 08:15 PM

i didn't know it was a ST when i asked ashy damn

you sure?

ashy 08-Jul-16 09:13 PM

yeah its cool

the only catch is you have to get 1000 kills on the stat trak counter

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:35 AM

sub.io discord is lit rn

... lit

God Emperor Trump 09-Jul-16 09:36 AM

📣 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aDBfCSW1mDs/maxresdefault.jpg

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:58 AM

... fam

God Emperor Trump 09-Jul-16 09:58 AM

📣 https://www.fantasticfam.com/catalog/images/manufacturers/pfizer.jpg

ashy 09-Jul-16 12:13 PM

@Ozmiander did Dorky show you that pic of him photobombing milfs?(edited)

http://i.imgur.com/Cy59bB2.jpg

ashy 09-Jul-16 03:09 PM

http://i.imgur.com/eaUUJvr.png

@here liquid wins and ashy is the man

Maximilian Murder 09-Jul-16 03:11 PM

nice!

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 03:15 PM

haha

i'm glad

since it'd be parrtly my fault if you lsot that

lol

ashy 09-Jul-16 03:15 PM

actually you encouraged me to bet less lol

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 03:16 PM

haham imagine if you went all in

ashy 09-Jul-16 03:17 PM

I pretty much did, I bet all my nice higher-dollar items except for that Bowie Knife and a $30 Fuel Injector AK

It would have set me back hard if I had lost

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 03:18 PM

$200 man

you're fucking set

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jul-16 03:23 PM

Ashy is the Rain Man of CSGO betting

ashy 09-Jul-16 03:59 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wyKzi89.jpg

Hazlen 09-Jul-16 04:00 PM

🔥 💯

nice

Taylor SWifTT 09-Jul-16 04:00 PM

Cash out and buy a Vive

ashy 09-Jul-16 04:00 PM

right?

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 04:13 PM

cash out and buy a case of tequila

Duhb 09-Jul-16 05:08 PM

@Rigby a suh dude

ashy 09-Jul-16 05:20 PM

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 09-Jul-16 05:20 PM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

ashy 09-Jul-16 08:56 PM

If Liquid odds drop a little more I'll place a small bet on them

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:14 PM

if you want me to sidebet for you, i can

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:15 PM

I mean they should win it, but I'm not as confident as I was for the one today

probably gonna do $40 or $50 tops, I'd like to see the payout get up to 1.5:1

you're not gonna hurt my feelings if you bet that griffin though

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:16 PM

what're they sitting at now?

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:16 PM

1.35:1

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:16 PM

hell no, i put like a dozen kills on that thing already

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:16 PM

59/41

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:17 PM

man, they gave sk a run with that wetsock koosta

and s1mple not getting along with people

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:17 PM

did they? I dont remember

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:17 PM

this is gonna be a GOOD match

win or lose

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:17 PM

I was thinking about the maps

Cobble is a total toss up

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:18 PM

they definitely showed they can play cobble though

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:18 PM

Liquid played well on Cache but fnatic tilted also

Nuke is always a fucking mess

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:18 PM

nuke basically boils down to "who has been smart enough to practice nuke"

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:19 PM

SK isnt afraid to play Nuke though

and they've played it more together than current Liquid

SK is real good at Mirage

they aren't bad at Overpass either

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:20 PM

man, i want to see some organisation do something funny

like make the wildcards play office

lol

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:20 PM

that'd be great

It's very likely they play Cobble and Nuke

with the 3rd map random between D2 Train and Mirage

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:20 PM

liquid would probably ban mirage

mirage is kidna SK's map

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:21 PM

I dunno I think they'd ban Overpass

they removed Overpass first against fnatic

and fnatic isnt even good at Overpass really

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:21 PM

hmm

yeah, maybe you're right then lol

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:22 PM

so, basically its gonna come down to the third map

I'd def give SK the edge on Mirage

I'd take Liquid on D2

Train could go either way

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:22 PM

i kinda htae train

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:23 PM

actually SK is pretty good at Train too

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:23 PM

train sucks to play

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:23 PM

its a big map

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:23 PM

big, lots of super similar features

ashy 09-Jul-16 09:24 PM

so even after the past two days, with everyone overperforming and s1mple just playing like a god

I still feel like its 55/45

You know my rules: Dont bet knives and Dont bet against SK/LG

Ozmiander 09-Jul-16 09:26 PM

lol

ashy 10-Jul-16 08:47 AM

there is a $35 sticker on one of the guns I won yesterday...

Rigby 10-Jul-16 08:53 AM

@ashy Who are you betting on?

ashy 10-Jul-16 08:56 AM

not betting on the final

Rigby 10-Jul-16 08:56 AM

ahh ok. you wanna talk man?

if not its cool.

ashy 10-Jul-16 08:56 AM

yeah lets go to the girls bathroom together

Rigby 10-Jul-16 08:57 AM

lol.

just figured we could sort this shit out honestly.

not trying to start anything.

... scrubvillage

God Emperor Trump 10-Jul-16 08:59 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/UN6Yrzt.jpg

ashy 10-Jul-16 09:04 AM

I made a significant amount of money betting on Liquid

Even though I think SK will win, I'd bet on Liquid if I wanted to gamble today

SK is a little better at more maps

jdm missed a lot of fucking shots yesterday(edited)

Theres a lot of people rooting for Liquid though

Rigby 10-Jul-16 09:07 AM

maybe ill just hold off..

ashy 10-Jul-16 09:08 AM

yesterday a culmination of events happened that helped Liquid beat Fnatic

s1mple basically made up for jdm sucking, which caused Fnatic to tilt

can't expect that to happen again

Rigby 10-Jul-16 09:10 AM

yeah. i missed the game yesterday

so meh.

wish i could have seen it.

i might watch it after the major.

ashy 10-Jul-16 09:10 AM

it was amazing

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 10-Jul-16 09:10 AM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

ashy 10-Jul-16 09:11 AM

watching that gif makes me want to bet on Liquid lol

Rigby 10-Jul-16 09:28 AM

true. lol

i saw that yesterday and that was nuts.

Rigby 10-Jul-16 10:43 AM

liquid spray...to good

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:01 PM

fuck

where's my gn valve

come on

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:16 PM

carry harder

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:28 PM

i top fragged again

what more can i do?!

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:29 PM

Are you playing against Gold Novas or Silvers?

Lancek 11-Jul-16 02:30 PM

I'm a bottom fraggee you wanna team up Oz?

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:31 PM

Send and gn1s

Sem

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:33 PM

Youre kinda stuck right now, stealing ELO from players with the same ELO

Its gonna take a while, I think 8-10 consecutive wins

I can queue with you later if u want to play against higher ranks

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:33 PM

sure

already getting nanoyed with sub.io again lol

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:35 PM

yeah that thing with tacos tilting bc I couldnt see a guy through smoke...

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:36 PM

my entire team titled at me because i didn't clutch after being told save/clutch/save/etc

and then whining when i'm indecisive with four people yelling in my ears

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:38 PM

Yeah it doesnt matter who/how good you are

Goons ruin everything

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:38 PM

mu shu actually didn't tilt/try to tilt

i was shocked

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:41 PM

I just wish there were 3 other people we could queue with

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:42 PM

Sauce has expressed interest

In learning

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:42 PM

Yeah Im gonna hit him up when I get home

Rigby would probably play with us if we had a squad

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:43 PM

Id play more if Sauce would play

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:43 PM

Word

sips has played before, he isnt terrible

Rejd has potential also

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:44 PM

Im gonna try this 4:3 thing

Also after having watched all this ESL

I get the concept of spraying more

I didnt really get it at first

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:44 PM

HELL yeah

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:44 PM

When we were talking about it

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:46 PM

no

nononono

if you play 4:3 i will unfriend you and block you

forever

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:47 PM

You

Literally TOLD ME TO

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:47 PM

IT WAS SARCASM BECAUSE IT'S WHAT PROS DO OUT OF HABIT AND SUPOERSTITION

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:47 PM

I DONT KNOW WHE YOURE BEING SARCASTIC OR NOT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:48 PM

nah, just play native res, make surre you're getting a good solid fpsd

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:49 PM

I am

I play on super low settings

I get like 300fps

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:50 PM

turn contrast up

turn sens down

click heads

ashy 11-Jul-16 02:50 PM

I started out on 4:3

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:50 PM

Ive got the thing

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 02:50 PM

so did everyone in cs/cs:s

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 02:51 PM

That turns the contrast way up

Peaches 11-Jul-16 03:18 PM

https://imgur.com/gallery/wGXzn

ashy 11-Jul-16 03:19 PM

M4A1-S is significantly more beginner-friendly than the M4A4

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 03:20 PM

well

the spray is anyway

Peaches 11-Jul-16 03:20 PM

just stumbled across that

ashy 11-Jul-16 03:20 PM

sorry yeah thats what I mean

Peaches 11-Jul-16 03:20 PM

i'm bad at cs go anyway

ashy 11-Jul-16 03:20 PM

P90 is a great alternative to the AK if you're having trouble spraying

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 03:20 PM

you'll porbably die more with the a1-s because you won't know you need to hit and run with it

ashy 11-Jul-16 03:21 PM

There are a couple of workshop things that helped me with my sprays

I think one is Recoil Master

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 03:21 PM

yeah

a few minutes in that a day will help your sprays big time

ashy 11-Jul-16 03:29 PM

where is @The Sauce its CSGO time

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 03:37 PM

Are we going?

ashy 11-Jul-16 03:48 PM

yes lets go

ashy 11-Jul-16 04:42 PM

we fuckin lost

I started out like 10 and 1

Had some sick 1 deags

Oz pulled his weight

One guy was a tank

the other two were awful

The good guy ragequit

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 04:57 PM

fuck him

if he had stayed, we would have had a chancwe

ashy 11-Jul-16 04:59 PM

yeah they didnt even understand how to default T side

ashy 11-Jul-16 05:00 PM

the two bad guys

that was rough

Spread out, dont be aggressive, see if a CT does something dumb, dont give up map control

Wait for something to happen or us to call an execute

CSGO 101

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 05:02 PM

nothing is more enraging than calls like "one there, he's dinked"

WHERE MOTHERFUCKER

ashy 11-Jul-16 05:03 PM

ideally we need another sub.io goon that doesnt hate us

I hit up Dorky but he was at work

Duhb said he would play later

Taylor SWifTT 11-Jul-16 07:16 PM

https://twitter.com/FMPONE/status/752604330700660736

ashy 11-Jul-16 07:16 PM

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 11-Jul-16 07:16 PM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

Ozmiander 11-Jul-16 10:32 PM

haha

just lost in a game against SE,SEM,GN1,GN1,GN4

ashy 12-Jul-16 05:35 AM

its ok we can lose games against bad players together later

Rejd 12-Jul-16 09:58 AM

I'm better with a deagle than all the primary weapons in this game

What's wrong with me

Ozmiander 12-Jul-16 10:08 AM

deagle is two hits

it's a laser

ashy 12-Jul-16 10:31 AM

Killing people with a deagle is so demoralizing

Betting on Spirit over Pride

ashy 12-Jul-16 01:58 PM

Sprit wins

EZ

Ozmiander 12-Jul-16 02:39 PM

https://youtu.be/RywZpB1P7YA

https://clips.twitch.tv/s1mpleof/MagnificentSalmonOhMyDog

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=723136563

ashy 12-Jul-16 04:29 PM

what am I watching for in the podcast?

Ozmiander 12-Jul-16 04:30 PM

oh. it stripped the timecodes?

ashy 12-Jul-16 04:31 PM

yea

Ozmiander 12-Jul-16 04:46 PM

1:28:20

ashy 12-Jul-16 04:51 PM

wow dude tilting over dignitas

tbch I watched the s1mple thing 6 times before I realized it was looping

I feel like I called dignitas losing that BO3(edited)

after watching them choke in the first BO1 they played against Astralis(edited)

yeah I did win money off that lol

Lancek 12-Jul-16 05:19 PM

http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/07/valve-cant-pass-buck-to-third-parties-for-teaching-csgo-kids-to-gamble/

What do you guys think the most likely outcome of these lawsuits are going to be?

ashy 12-Jul-16 06:07 PM

wow good thing this guy takes 4 pages to explain Dota 2 gambling and doesnt say a word about CS lol

Lancek 12-Jul-16 06:07 PM

Yeah I should have linked to their actual article on the lawsuits

ashy 12-Jul-16 06:07 PM

there have been a few lawsuits against Valve in recent months, most of which have been dismissed/settled

ashy 12-Jul-16 07:27 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/csgolounge/comments/4pnegh/getvacbannedbutstillhaveitemsin_csgolounge/

ashy 13-Jul-16 05:57 AM

Ill be putting on a clinic after work today, you should come

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jul-16 11:26 AM

when?

ashy 13-Jul-16 11:39 AM

4ish

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jul-16 02:05 PM

http://www.eslgaming.com/article/mtn-dew-and-esea-provide-path-esl-csgo-pro-league-mdl-3010

This shit writes itself

Hazlen 13-Jul-16 02:05 PM

omg

the Dew Leagues begin

ashy 13-Jul-16 07:44 PM

Announcement - Valve
12:49pm
In 2011, we added a feature to Steam that enabled users to trade in-game items as a way to make it easier for people to get the items they wanted in games featuring in-game economies.

Since then a number of gambling sites started leveraging the Steam trading system, and there’s been some false assumptions about our involvement with these sites. We’d like to clarify that we have no business relationships with any of these sites. We have never received any revenue from them. And Steam does not have a system for turning in-game items into real world currency.

These sites have basically pieced together their operations in a two-part fashion. First, they are using the OpenID API as a way for users to prove ownership of their Steam accounts and items. Any other information they obtain about a user's Steam account is either manually disclosed by the user or obtained from the user’s Steam Community profile (when the user has chosen to make their profile public). Second, they create automated Steam accounts that make the same web calls as individual Steam users.

Using the OpenID API and making the same web calls as Steam users to run a gambling business is not allowed by our API nor our user agreements. We are going to start sending notices to these sites requesting they cease operations through Steam, and further pursue the matter as necessary. Users should probably consider this information as they manage their in-game item inventory and trade activity.

-Erik Johnson

rip gambling

I've been in denial but I just realized I'm actually going to have to start cashing out

basically valve is going to shut down trade bots

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jul-16 07:49 PM

panic sell(edited)

ashy 13-Jul-16 07:50 PM

prices dont really seem to be moving...

I would speculate that inexpensive items will depreciate and very high end items will be worth more

the only way gambling can work is through a third party site lining you up with another individual to bet directly against

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jul-16 07:53 PM

.. negative https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DvPm9RyiXPQ/hqdefault.jpg

God Emperor Trump 13-Jul-16 07:53 PM

New quote added.

ashy 13-Jul-16 07:54 PM

seriously bummed dude, you've seen my incredible hot streak Ive been on lately

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jul-16 07:54 PM

Went out on top atleast

ashy 13-Jul-16 07:54 PM

I really felt like I was a few good bets away from actually getting to where I wanted to be

I dont even know what to do

selling it on the community market seems dumb cuz I'd just have a crapload of money sitting in my steam wallet

I guess I can try to start selling it for keys but it'll take me a fucking week

so bummed

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:11 PM

@Ozmiander i'm about to quicksell all my gambling skins on the market, last chance if you wanna grab something

Taylor SWifTT 13-Jul-16 08:12 PM

~b tobias fire sale

God Emperor Trump 13-Jul-16 08:12 PM

http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tobias_firesale1.gif

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:12 PM

basically everyone has confirmed that all these shit knives and crap I have are going to be worthless

Hazlen 13-Jul-16 08:13 PM

i'll take a handout. :>(edited)

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:14 PM

shit

good timing

also

i'm sale blocked for another day

lol

oh wait, it ended tonight

i still owe you some cash, so i'll give you a buncha shit to sell back

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:16 PM

naw its cool

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:16 PM

you sure man? i def owe you like 5 from that griffin

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:17 PM

i made 400 bucks last week on that tournament remember

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:17 PM

lol, st ak redline "my gf bought me this"

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:17 PM

u wanna hang onto that one for me?

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:18 PM

i don't want it, if that's what you mean. just liked the name, lol

i've tossed so many redlines

i sent an offer

if it's not close enough, let me know

i THINK the AKs are about the same each

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:25 PM

take em pls

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:26 PM

I'M NOT GOOD AT BEING GIFTED THINGS OK

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:26 PM

im already over $300

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:26 PM

that's my first tenth hand named skin though

i wish it tagged the original owner's steamid

i should probably sell a buncha shit too so i dont' end up repeating my TF2 inventory

which has 133 unsellable skins in it

getting that vive ashy? 😛

wow

prices are jumping too right now

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:31 PM

really?

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:31 PM

that FS misty and my fuschia cz are almost $8

they were like 5 and 4 last week

my fucking Nova Koi is up to $0.55

lol

it's normally a 5c skin

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:33 PM

haha

theres a lot of people selling right now

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:35 PM

jesus

Wasteland Rebel is $16 for regular BS

wtf

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:42 PM

http://i.imgur.com/4iMaaPe.jpg

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:42 PM

haha, niiice

mine' only at $10

i'll be that asshole who has a pile of worthless skins he likes i guess

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:42 PM

nothing wrong with that

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:43 PM

oh man, speaking of worthless

this kid i was playing with the other day had the BEST awp skin/stickers combo

'16 Cologne F3 stickers on a FN AWP Pit Viper

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:43 PM

oh nice

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:43 PM

https://csgostash.com/stickers/capsule/153/Autograph-Capsule-Flipsid3-Tactics-Cologne-2016

on top of

https://csgostash.com/skin/158/AWP-Pit-Viper

it was PERFECT

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:44 PM

hell yeah

2 keys in my inventory

+ 148 keys I can buy with my wallet

what can I get for 150 keys

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:47 PM

half of: http://store.steampowered.com/app/358040/

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:51 PM

wooo just bought 148 keys

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:52 PM

WHY ASHY

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:52 PM

why not

its just fake money

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:53 PM

it was real money a minute ago!

could have bought like

a billio ncsgo accounts to troll in!

lol

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:53 PM

lol i have three already

find me a nice gun I can buy for 150 keys

preferably ST and FN(edited)

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:57 PM

what do you not have your favorite ksin for yet?:P

ashy 13-Jul-16 08:58 PM

I do, thats the problem

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 08:59 PM

i mean

you could get a maxed out death by kitty

those are unique and rare af

and still have like ah undred left over

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:00 PM

I'd have to hunt for a low float one

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:01 PM

haha, you could buy a bunch of Tec9 Toxic and send them to sub.io goons

lol

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:01 PM

lol

maybe a Marble Fade M9 Bayonet

ooh Tiger Tooth M9 Bayonet

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:03 PM

or, go full retard

and buy a nice skin for a gun no one uses

then laod it with $50 stickers

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:03 PM

so hard to sell though

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:03 PM

holy fuck

2600 for a st karambit lore fn

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:04 PM

wow

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:05 PM

290 keys for a st gut lore

390 rather

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:07 PM

could get a FN karambit doppler

or FN karambit tiger tooth

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:09 PM

http://csgo.steamanalyst.com/id/1499/StatTrak-P90-Death-by-Kitty-Minimal-Wear

$216 for a .1 float

lowest possible is .08

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:11 PM

lol screw that

I did really used to like the dbk p90 though tbch

yeah I'm gonna get real picky and probably get a FN karambit doppler

gonna look for a sapphire

https://csgostash.com/img/skins/varients/s548_sapphire.png

Oz we gotta get a team together

Im gonna be bored out of my god damn mind without any games to follow/bet on

I played one with rats and VLC today while u went to eat

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:22 PM

did you join TEAM STEAKKNIVES yet?

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:23 PM

yes

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:23 PM

good, only the best vibes players get to join 😛

ie i misheard dorky say something and now it's a gag

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:24 PM

lol

a lot of the guys we like to play with are on late

i'm looking for people that can play from like 5-8 est, maybe good for 2 or 3 games a day

Ozmiander 13-Jul-16 09:29 PM

it's hard to find anyone who can or will play regularly though

even if they want to lol

ashy 13-Jul-16 09:29 PM

true

ashy 14-Jul-16 06:32 AM

Gonna try to find something like this

http://s.metjm.net/pA3j7Ng.jpg

Phase 1 or Phase 4 I could get for 140-150 keys, thats a Phase 4 someone is selling for 140

Phase 1 is a little darker with some dark red in it usually

ashy 14-Jul-16 08:17 AM

I really like that Phase 4 Karambit(edited)

ashy 14-Jul-16 04:10 PM

@Septapus reminder 162 hours Your 150 keys are now trade unbanned ashy, time to go buy some overpriced pixels!

Septapus 14-Jul-16 04:10 PM

Reminder set for 6 days from now.

ashy 14-Jul-16 07:08 PM

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/266093216362034376/10836E6CADFEAAB4AAF4D4AB7E207AC01AD6AE51/

ashy 15-Jul-16 04:13 PM

http://s.metjm.net/iYrczyd.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 15-Jul-16 04:14 PM

would

ashy 16-Jul-16 09:03 AM

http://i.imgur.com/DRNpA3a.jpg

http://s.metjm.net/6pOjkjM.jpg

152 keys

ashy 16-Jul-16 07:58 PM

I want my Karambittttttttttttttt

ashy 16-Jul-16 08:42 PM

I have 10 tabs in my browser of different people with nice Phase 4 Karambit Dopplers

fuuuuuuuuuuck

ashy 17-Jul-16 07:55 AM

cutting the list down:

karambits
kami: ps 90% blue bs 100% blue
apexx: ps 80% blue bs 90% blue w black tip
joker: ps 70% blue bs 70% blue w black tip asking 165
vapenation: ps 70% blue bs 70% blue w black tip asking 150
casanova: scratches ps 75% blue bs bright blue w tiny black tip
bartke: ps 60% blue bs 60% blue w black tip
lunnen: ps 60% blue bs 60% blue w black tip
demo: ps 50% blue bs 70% blue w black tip

ashy 17-Jul-16 09:39 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3ltGjUBUo

Top Twitch CSGO Streamer implicated in running a crooked gambling site(edited)

http://www.thescoreesports.com/csgo/news/9131-esports-lawyer-says-valve-s-item-trading-policy-leaves-loophole-for-gambling-sites

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jul-16 12:14 PM

http://imgur.com/m0SvUCU

ashy 17-Jul-16 05:32 PM

I decided to throw my Bayonet Black Laminate on top of the 150 keys to get something not listed on Steam Market(edited)

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jul-16 05:32 PM

?

ashy 17-Jul-16 05:39 PM

Im right about at the threshold where items become too rare/too expensive for the Community Market

If an item is too rare to be listed on the Community Market, then theoretically the price is controlled entirely by the people holding the items

Hazlen 17-Jul-16 05:40 PM

... thejews

ashy 17-Jul-16 07:01 PM

Looking at Stat Trak Karambit Doppler Phase 2

~220 keys

http://67.media.tumblr.com/a0fe80f8cce233a2f8a9430d6d5f2119/tumblrnm8bjaCj2S1tpni8do31280.jpg(edited)

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jul-16 07:23 PM

For some reason when I clicked on this channel it was way up and I saw Ozs name and got excited

(._.)

ashy 17-Jul-16 07:23 PM

... ripoz

God Emperor Trump 17-Jul-16 07:23 PM

📣 https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13699981101022404532157522344838408991957959_n.jpg?oh=bfe7c9c63d638920c8aaaeb11a9686bb&oe=5828A694

Taylor SWifTT 17-Jul-16 07:23 PM

Is having that knife essentially just a giant dickl showing contest

ashy 17-Jul-16 07:24 PM

Basically, yeah, its all about that e-peen

But I do legitimately believe these ultra-high end items will appreciate in value

If gambling isnt a thing, all the cheap stuff that people used as 'chips' will devalue

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/277352705473284852/C5CE0B9F8FFFCF84544D815FF6EE8920C521E77D/

http://screenshots.metjm.net/78f85e6ccb712c49ffa54f19991ebf23.jpg

asking 260 keys

ashy 17-Jul-16 08:45 PM

gonna get that shit on Thursday

ashy 18-Jul-16 11:28 AM

uguuuu is it thursday yet

ashy 18-Jul-16 04:55 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rDc2SC7.jpg

asking 250 keys

ashy 18-Jul-16 07:55 PM

my #1 favorite so far http://i.imgur.com/gHoKXYs.jpg

#2 http://i.imgur.com/sKdseq1.jpg

suprisingly those are two of the most reasonably priced, asking 260 and 250 keys respectively

pls wait for ashy

they are both kind of unique in their own way

im not sure which one I like more

the first one has a very unique pattern and really shines

ashy 18-Jul-16 08:00 PM

the second one has a ton of pink in it, almost 70%

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jul-16 08:00 PM

Def go pink

ashy 18-Jul-16 08:01 PM

overall I think the first one has more pink in it, the second just has a huge blotch of pink

the lower end ones have a lot of black mixed in

you like the second one?

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jul-16 08:02 PM

Yeah def

Hazlen 18-Jul-16 08:06 PM

same

ashy 18-Jul-16 08:07 PM

its growing on me http://i.imgur.com/Zw2M96i.jpg

gonna offer him 150 keys + bayonet black laminate FT + ST desert eagle cobalt disruption FN

~$590

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jul-16 08:49 PM

Jesus fuck

ashy 18-Jul-16 08:50 PM

He's asking 250 keys or $625 in items

Most of the nicer ones are already going for 300 keys

There are no Stat Trak Karambit Dopplers on the Community Market

There are 4 different kinds

Pink type is rarest(edited)

This is almost entirely gambling winnings so its kinda fun

Taylor SWifTT 18-Jul-16 08:53 PM

I know but still

ashy 18-Jul-16 08:57 PM

yeah I know Im terrible

Lancek 18-Jul-16 11:31 PM

http://i.imgur.com/QYh3xzy.jpg

ashy 19-Jul-16 06:12 AM

gross

Is that a streamer or something

ashy 19-Jul-16 11:08 AM

2 more daysssssss

ashy 19-Jul-16 07:42 PM

@Lancek who is the grill

I didn't know there was an actual 'most expensive' skin in CSGO

M9 Bayonet Crimson Web FN sold for almost $24k a couple years ago

supposedly it is the only one...

http://i.imgur.com/FCw2HZY.png

Lancek 19-Jul-16 07:49 PM

dunno m8

Just a random pic and I noticed she was playing CS:GO

Lancek 19-Jul-16 10:07 PM

https://gfycat.com/BrightAdventurousGhostshrimp

Taylor SWifTT 20-Jul-16 01:03 AM

http://i.imgur.com/P9S6RWT.jpg

Valve aint playin'

ashy 20-Jul-16 05:45 AM

Almost every gambling site, but none of the ones where skins can be sold for Paypal cash

TEKNOIR 20-Jul-16 10:17 AM

RIP

ashy 20-Jul-16 11:47 AM

People are predicting the skin market will crash

It will only completely crash if keys are unable to hold a constant value

I think cheap stuff (under $150) will be significantly reduced in value, but above about $300 items will increase in value

Taylor SWifTT 20-Jul-16 12:06 PM

Yes but

What about all my .06 cent skins

ashy 20-Jul-16 12:18 PM

The guy with the knife I want closed his trade ad, but he still has the knife

Rigby 20-Jul-16 02:05 PM

Damn. I kinda hope psysyndicate gets fucked for rigging bets on lotto.

ashy 20-Jul-16 02:27 PM

Theyre all going down, Rigbae

Phantoml0rd banned by twitch

Faze clan implicated running a gambling site

Psysyndicate as well

Other streamers i.e. nick bunyun

Its over

Hazlen 20-Jul-16 02:29 PM

rip shady shit?

Lancek 20-Jul-16 02:30 PM

If there's any videos of these guys crying I wanna see it

Rigby 20-Jul-16 02:44 PM

Jesus Christ. Lol. Good.

ashy 20-Jul-16 02:44 PM

The streamers getting banned by twitch is the best imo

Some of these guys will try to go to hitbox etc

But lol when they have to get real jobs now

Taylor SWifTT 20-Jul-16 03:41 PM

Psi got banned? Looks like BMW won

ashy 20-Jul-16 03:56 PM

BMW always wins

Taylor SWifTT 20-Jul-16 03:57 PM

ashy 20-Jul-16 07:25 PM

the guy with the knife I wanted took down his trade 😦

plan B?

Taylor SWifTT 20-Jul-16 07:28 PM

Close enough

ashy 20-Jul-16 07:30 PM

this feels like Christmas Eve

gotta wait till 0700 GMT to start bombing trade offers

~3am EST

ashy 20-Jul-16 08:22 PM

@Septapus reminder 6 hours keys are tradeable

Septapus 20-Jul-16 08:22 PM

Reminder set for 6 hours from now.

Septapus 21-Jul-16 02:22 AM

6 hours ago @ashy set a reminder: keys are tradeable

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 02:39 AM

Oh shit nigga

ashy 21-Jul-16 02:39 AM

yep

sent out an offer for ~$600 to birdy

trying to get yodas steam trade link, added him

going back to bed for an hour and a half

ashy 21-Jul-16 07:04 AM

offered birdy an extra $30, but he still ignoring me

fuck birdy

ashy 21-Jul-16 08:16 AM

Yoda just hit me up, here we go

Rejd 21-Jul-16 09:09 AM

Some rando added me on steam to try and get my tf2 santa hat

ashy 21-Jul-16 09:38 AM

Yoda is beating me up real good

Says my knife is devaluing blah blah

Fuck all these guys

Man what a bunch of dicks

Onto the third guy

Septapus 21-Jul-16 10:10 AM

6 days ago @ashy set a reminder: Your 150 keys are now trade unbanned ashy, time to go buy some overpriced pixels!

ashy 21-Jul-16 12:31 PM

Huge headache/disappointment

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 12:46 PM

What happened

ashy 21-Jul-16 12:47 PM

No one will trade with me

All they want is pure keys, no skins

Gotta sell more shit and wait another week for more keys to be tradeable

fml

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 12:50 PM

riiiiiiiiiiiiiip

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 02:18 PM

Just thought of the one bright point of ths whole

RIP gambling thing

No more kids with CSGOFUCKMYASS.com in their name

On Steam

ashy 21-Jul-16 04:27 PM

question

should I cash out the remaning items I don't care about to give Yoda the additional 85 keys he requires to part with his knife, which is basically exactly the one I want

at the cost of having to wait a week and the slim possibility that we are unable to complete the trade in a week

OR

settle and keep making the original offer and get a nice knife, but not a super duper pink one

Rigby 21-Jul-16 04:38 PM

id go for the one you like. because if you dont atleast try you might regret it. and if you dont get it you can still get the not so pink one. or maybe even find a different deal?

ashy 21-Jul-16 04:38 PM

yeah, thats kind of what I did with my AK

I knew exactly the one I wanted and was willing to do whatever to get it

whatever = overpaying by 10 keys

Rigby 21-Jul-16 04:39 PM

meh. 25$ to make your epeen hard. id do it.

ashy 21-Jul-16 04:42 PM

yeah you're right

I just don't like not having any leverage

I'm trying to get someone to trade me knives 1:1 because I can't quicksell my Bayo Black Lam

Rigby 21-Jul-16 04:48 PM

yeah...that does suck

do you need leverage? i have a Fac new marble fade flip and a fac new icarus fell i can lend you.

not keys...but better offers then a black lam i feel

ashy 21-Jul-16 04:52 PM

I just mean I'm frustrated that this kid won't negotiate with me

It makes me want to walk away

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:06 PM

yeah thats annoying

as fuck.

hard to want to trade everything right now with everything going on though.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:08 PM

yeah well im tired of looking at all these keys in my inventory

gotta do something

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:08 PM

lol

sorry man

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:13 PM

I can't quicksell my Bayonet Black Lam bc its too new

so I found someone to trade me a M9 Bayo Rust Coat BS and vanilla Shadow Daggers

should be about 60 keys together, which is what I wanted to quicksell my Bayo for

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:15 PM

no clue what to tell you man

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:16 PM

you already told me to get the one I really want

dont change your mind now!

dude wants 235 keys, I have 150

with that knife trade and quickselling them, I'll have 210

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:19 PM

no i mean idk what you should do about the quick sell shit

lol

just try and get the one you want man.

how much is the knife you want?

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:20 PM

I guess I could get the last 25 keys off OPskins

he's asking 235 keys

~$587

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:21 PM

yeah

well.

shit.

does he want pure keys?

like is demanding pure keys?

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:22 PM

pretty much

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:22 PM

what about 150 K and a fac new marble fade flip?

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:22 PM

dude doesn't want skins

I offered to overpay him like $50 in skins today and he poo pooed all over it

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yoda4Real/inventory/

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:22 PM

jesu...

oooo

i like that skin.

well damn man. i guess just wait

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:23 PM

yeah I'm trying but I've been waiting since last Wednesday when I sold all my shit for keys

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:24 PM

wow. thats a long time

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:24 PM

friend request pending riggles

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:25 PM

got it

now you are making me look for trades to get something...

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:25 PM

uh oh

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:25 PM

...lol

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:26 PM

i like your knife, its pretty sweet

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:26 PM

i got it for 140...

which makes me love it

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:26 PM

yeah thats a sick deal

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:27 PM

is lounge banned from steam or whay.

what

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:27 PM

not yet

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:27 PM

okay

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:27 PM

Valve send out a cease and decist letter to all the gambling sites on Wednesday, saying they had 10 days left

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:27 PM

dude you heard about phantoml0rd im asuming?

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

yeah fuck that guy

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

yeah. for real.

im glad we think the same on that

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

i beat him last year in a PUG

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

lol

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

i mean stomped

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

he actually sucks

at CS

very badly

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:28 PM

yep

http://i.imgur.com/Yz4fwUb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gfJmpq2.jpg

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:29 PM

lol

hope he get fucked. honestly.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:29 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rsu6kMg.jpg

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:29 PM

so would my fade and my m4 be a fair deal for a glock fade?

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:30 PM

yeah I would think so

well maybe not

your knife has gotta be worth close to 80 keys

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:30 PM

glock fade price i feel isnt going to take a hit from this. my knife and fell might...

its around 200

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:31 PM

m4 worth 40 at least

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:31 PM

fell is around 90-100

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:31 PM

fac new fades are 107 keys

min wear are 129 keys

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:31 PM

hmmm

fuck

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:31 PM

you'd be losing money

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:31 PM

i was just looking at straight up steam prices.

i want to invent this m4 and knife into something i feel wont take a hit from this shit.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:32 PM

yeah thats why I want something thats not on the Community Market

wow your Icarus really dropped in price man

steam analyst says its only worth 21 keys

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:33 PM

awe. fuck.

lol

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:33 PM

so yeah get the glock fade then? lol

80+20

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:34 PM

trade sent. and now to sit and wait for the decline. lol

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:34 PM

you offered the knife and m4 for a glock fade factory new?

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:34 PM

yeah

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:34 PM

yeah thats legit

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:35 PM

https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/M4A1-S%20%7C%20Icarus%20Fell%20(Factory%20New)

mother of god.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:36 PM

off the market?

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:36 PM

yeah look at the price in the past like 2 months.

market prices of everything is just fucked right now.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

3 parts why M4a1S took a shit in price

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

update?

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

1) Gamma cases, mecha industries m4a1s

2) steam summer sale

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

meh. i want the new M4.

but i still dig the fell.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

3) cologne, most pro players use m4a4

same

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

dude m4a4. is to strong for me. i cant do it

i dont understand it.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:37 PM

just gotta tap

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:38 PM

my brain can not compute.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:38 PM

yeah I just tap and try really hard to shoot faces

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:39 PM

maybe ill try it again.

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:39 PM

seriously dont even spray with it

Rigby 21-Jul-16 05:39 PM

alright

@everyone lets play CS fags

ashy 21-Jul-16 05:59 PM

ya rite

Cynthia will play, but its wipe day for Rust so thats out

Oz is gone

If we needed a 5th Tay would play

just you and me buddy

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:00 PM

tay...

im asuming hes a god at CS

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:01 PM

no he doesn't really play

sub.io is where the csgo is at, but 40% of those guys are royal fucking assholes

so its a crapshoot

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:02 PM

Si.

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 06:06 PM

Yeah I rarely play

Im better than I was tho

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:10 PM

lol this kid is trying to scam me

Hazlen 21-Jul-16 06:10 PM

lmao

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:10 PM

http://i.imgur.com/rDHIzLC.jpg

HOW FUCKING DUMB ARE YOU DOOD

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:11 PM

lol

RIP

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 06:11 PM

kek

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:14 PM

well nevermind

I'm having to literally eat my words

this motherfucker

just traded me 65 keys straight up

fucking pubbies

Peaches 21-Jul-16 06:21 PM

lol

i want to like csgo but I like respawning shortly after I die

because I die alot

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 06:22 PM

git gud

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:22 PM

damn.

so you have your keys now ashy?

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:22 PM

I have 215 keys

I'm gonna buy the last 20 off OPskins for $40

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:23 PM

damn.

well congrats.

well not yet i guess...ill wait till you have it

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:23 PM

right

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:24 PM

wtf is wrong with my CS.

just opening to a black screen.

ashy 21-Jul-16 06:24 PM

verify

Rigby 21-Jul-16 06:24 PM

good idea

time to get stomped in a comp match.

Rigby 21-Jul-16 07:13 PM

well..FML

after the first rank squish months ago. i quit for a while played a game a few months later and lost. lost yesterday. won today. im silver fucking elite....

im done.

ashy 21-Jul-16 07:24 PM

whoa no way

I lost a couple play in games after I lost my rank and got GN3

I used to be LEM lol

Rigby 21-Jul-16 07:42 PM

yeah i was LE

lol

ashy 21-Jul-16 07:45 PM

If Oz ever comes back we can 3-man with him and steamroll

I played a game with him (SEM) and just Juan Deag'd the fuck out of everyone on the other team

Rigby 21-Jul-16 07:46 PM

lol

where did oz go off to?

ashy 21-Jul-16 07:48 PM

... oz

God Emperor Trump 21-Jul-16 07:48 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/ppYwK3S.jpg

ashy 21-Jul-16 08:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csUkO_p5iQ0

I posted this a year ago but its still hilarious

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 08:47 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8BnhSj590

lmbo

"K, this is dumb and gay"

ashy 21-Jul-16 08:49 PM

that shit was so god damn funny

you crack me up sometimes

Taylor SWifTT 21-Jul-16 08:51 PM

Back in the glory days of ~base whispering~

ashy 22-Jul-16 05:03 AM

If one of these dudes doesnt accept the 235 keys I offered them...

ashy going on suicide watch

ashy 22-Jul-16 10:31 AM

... reeeee

God Emperor Trump 22-Jul-16 10:31 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AtwXAqo29KE/TaDdi02M1uI/AAAAAAAAAE8/9ISR-LI9Ljs/s1600/images-1.jpeg

ashy 22-Jul-16 11:30 AM

The kid that asked for 235 keys yesterday wont accept my trade offer for 235 keys today...

Im seriously about to fucking lose my shit

Hazlen 22-Jul-16 11:41 AM

fucking really

that dude an ass

ashy 22-Jul-16 12:56 PM

I send out offers to my third, fourth, and fifth favorites now

feelsbadman

ashy 22-Jul-16 01:05 PM

and sixth and seventh

ashy 22-Jul-16 03:02 PM

@here someone accepted!!!!

... feelsgoodman

God Emperor Trump 22-Jul-16 03:02 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/lmZfn6a.gif

Duhb 22-Jul-16 03:02 PM

ashy 22-Jul-16 04:09 PM

Im so happy

and so glad thats over

Lancek 22-Jul-16 04:10 PM

What did you make off with?

ashy 22-Jul-16 04:12 PM

ashy waifu

Today I got a Karambit, a car, and Monday and Tuesday off from work

~i damn it feels good to be a gangsta

God Emperor Trump 22-Jul-16 04:13 PM

Rigby 22-Jul-16 05:05 PM

Martin: thats why i said that its up to you
Martin: but these are my terms for my first time trades
Martin: just want to prevent myself from getting hoarded again

hmmm...

lol

ashy 22-Jul-16 05:06 PM

yeah scammers are always talking about getting scammed

quite wasting time with it and move on

Rigby 22-Jul-16 05:07 PM

annoying.

so. when can i steal you knife for a game to show off and make my chair wet?

ashy 22-Jul-16 05:08 PM

sorry fam

Rigby 22-Jul-16 05:08 PM

lol

@ashy want to play a comp game?

Taylor SWifTT 22-Jul-16 05:43 PM

play deez

Rigby 22-Jul-16 05:43 PM

ivanka is a whore.

just saying

Taylor SWifTT 22-Jul-16 05:43 PM

MDOS

MODS
MODS

Rigby 22-Jul-16 05:43 PM

... boom

God Emperor Trump 22-Jul-16 05:43 PM

https://gfycat.com/ElderlyMadeupFinch

Rigby 22-Jul-16 05:43 PM

theres your mods.

nerd.

Taylor SWifTT 22-Jul-16 05:44 PM

ashy 22-Jul-16 05:44 PM

@Rigby goonman

ashy 22-Jul-16 06:56 PM

man I dont even know what to do now

my life is complete

no more gambling

no more skin hunting

Taylor SWifTT 22-Jul-16 07:01 PM

I hear mass murder is popular this time of year

ashy 22-Jul-16 07:02 PM

... jew

God Emperor Trump 22-Jul-16 07:02 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/Ut70vQ2.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 22-Jul-16 07:31 PM

ashy 22-Jul-16 09:02 PM

@Ozmiander https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMo-Z0Ftyx4

Ozmiander 22-Jul-16 09:04 PM

dorky is the best person in sub.io.

ashy 22-Jul-16 09:05 PM

agreed

ashy 23-Jul-16 06:09 AM

https://youtu.be/dFL-g2m0Vx8

Lancek 23-Jul-16 11:27 AM

u da real mvp ashy

Rigby 23-Jul-16 05:45 PM

@ashy comps later?

ashy 23-Jul-16 05:54 PM

I'd be down if we can get Oz in too

@Ozmiander

Rigby 23-Jul-16 06:22 PM

ok

ashy 23-Jul-16 06:24 PM

actually

im down let me get real high

give me like 3 minutes

Rigby 23-Jul-16 06:25 PM

ok

ashy 23-Jul-16 06:28 PM

cole said he'd play with us

thats 3

Rigby 23-Jul-16 06:35 PM

... simple

God Emperor Trump 23-Jul-16 06:35 PM

💢No quote found.

Rigby 23-Jul-16 06:35 PM

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 23-Jul-16 06:35 PM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

ashy 23-Jul-16 10:38 PM

ashy and rigby played a comp game on Dust2

got killed 5-10 first half

somehow came back and tied the game 15-15

Taylor SWifTT 23-Jul-16 10:54 PM

HELL yeah

Bchad 24-Jul-16 12:08 AM

nice

i only got to that gold ak rank, only played 23 comp matches though, getting stuck with bad teams is just to stressful

Rigby 24-Jul-16 12:28 AM

dont forget to tell them i blew the win on the 14-14 game with my terrible spray.

we should have had the win.

ashy 24-Jul-16 07:23 AM

FutureCasual thats great! We would love to have you join us!

Rigbae, I also could have won it by aceing that round instead of letting the last guy kill me(edited)

ashy 24-Jul-16 09:08 AM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=647727613

Rigby 24-Jul-16 09:43 AM

Id love to do some future games with more goons from in here

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:20 AM

why is trading on CSGO lounge so hard...everyone just wants to underpay or its bots.

i see people asking 230 for a 190 dollar knife because its hot pink

lol...

ashy 24-Jul-16 11:20 AM

90% of the guys are traders

they bought this stuff to make a profit and they have nothing but time

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:21 AM

really annoying.

ashy 24-Jul-16 11:21 AM

if youre able to find an individual, the best thing is to give them straight keys unless they want what you have, which is rare

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:22 AM

yeah which i dont have keys. and anyone buying shit with keys will pay 80% lol

ashy 24-Jul-16 11:22 AM

you can try to quicksell your items to a bot, usually for about 80-85% yeah

or you can get keys off OPskins for $2/ea

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:23 AM

just not really sure what to do. no point in having 150 dollars in keys...lol

when my items are on steam market for like 240. and thats being nice.

ashy 24-Jul-16 11:23 AM

<---- sat on 235 keys for over a week

yeah, you could always do that rigby, sell on steam market

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:23 AM

yeah..

ashy 24-Jul-16 11:24 AM

and buy keys with your wallet money

takes 7 full days for them to be tradeable though

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:25 AM

i could..

Joe 24-Jul-16 02:28 PM

i have an idea for the next game

in the seriess

its called

"counter strike- : faggot blowjob"

thoughts??

Taylor SWifTT 24-Jul-16 02:30 PM

hell yeah

ashy 24-Jul-16 02:31 PM

1v1 me

Rigby 24-Jul-16 02:34 PM

1v1 me after

Ozmiander 24-Jul-16 03:07 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKvq4WdssZM

sv_cheats on the whole time

Taylor SWifTT 24-Jul-16 03:13 PM

Whats sv_cheats

Ozmiander 24-Jul-16 03:14 PM

allows noclip, god mode, etc

Taylor SWifTT 24-Jul-16 03:14 PM

Ah

ashy 24-Jul-16 05:47 PM

Cole is mad bc he keeps trying to solo queue and gets fucked by pubbie teammates

With Rigby, Oz, and myself we have 4

Rigby I know you used to have a crew to play with

really need one or two more goons to be able to start MM

maybe FutureCasual

Taylor SWifTT 24-Jul-16 05:59 PM

I'll play

ashy 24-Jul-16 06:03 PM

wow turk is gonna play with us

turk is the big dick of sub.io

@here anyone wants in now is the time

Rigby 24-Jul-16 06:04 PM

now?

let me finish this game?

btw did the math. i traded my fell for 22 keys. which is 55 dollars. to get 55 dollars for it off the market id have to sell it for more then the lowest person by a few dollars. so now im trying to get a good deal for this knife.

so ill be left with like 80-90 ish key

i lose $$ but i want something new.

Taylor SWifTT 24-Jul-16 06:06 PM

Oh I didn't k ow you meant bow

Rigby 24-Jul-16 06:06 PM

might just take these keys and buy a different m4 and keep my knife

ashy 24-Jul-16 06:07 PM

too late

spectate me

:3

Rigby 24-Jul-16 06:07 PM

ahh damn. ok

Peaches 24-Jul-16 06:37 PM

I played some death match yesterday

it was pretty fun

ashy 24-Jul-16 06:45 PM

Rigby 24-Jul-16 07:02 PM

gj

im trying to keyswap...and its impossible...

Ozmiander 24-Jul-16 07:29 PM

key swap?

ashy 24-Jul-16 07:39 PM

trade keys for skins

Rigby 24-Jul-16 07:47 PM

nah. keys for different keys.

traded my 20 keys to open some gamma cases...no luck lol

got an AWP phobos.

thats the only purple lol

19 blues. 1 light purple.

ashy 24-Jul-16 07:58 PM

man

I wish you had told me

I would have given you 20 crapy skins for 20 keys

Rigby 24-Jul-16 08:07 PM

yeah...lol

ashy 24-Jul-16 09:13 PM

oh how the mighty have fallen

Joe 24-Jul-16 09:43 PM

counter strike

does that mean that nothing gets assigned a number

because all the people that normally assign the numbers

are on

....

strike??

Taylor SWifTT 24-Jul-16 09:45 PM

mods

Rigby 24-Jul-16 11:46 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=731043241

Bchad 25-Jul-16 02:28 AM

@ashy id have to do some goonmans tog et back into the game and aim stuff id pry be a dumpster right now

ashy 25-Jul-16 07:01 AM

@Bchad we would like to have you join us and start getting back into it, we pretty consistently have 4 people to queue and can sometimes pull a smurf from the other goon csgo group

ashy 25-Jul-16 09:38 AM

welcome @TheDan™ my oldest CSGO pal

TheDan™ 25-Jul-16 09:39 AM

Ahhh, suh dude.

Ozmiander 25-Jul-16 10:21 AM

https://gfycat.com/BigSilentChipmunk

Hazlen 25-Jul-16 10:21 AM

omg

ashy 25-Jul-16 10:35 AM

I'll be on this evening/after dinner if you guys wanna frag (MM)

ashy 25-Jul-16 01:53 PM

http://www.polygon.com/features/2016/7/18/12203534/counter-strike-cs-go-skin-gambling

"Estimates place the skin gambling market at about $7 Billion per year..."

Hazlen 25-Jul-16 01:54 PM

😯

Bchad 25-Jul-16 02:18 PM

hell yeah ill get on some death match tonight

Rigby 25-Jul-16 05:52 PM

Meh I'm gonna miss out on cs tonight because I'm back on second shift...

ashy 25-Jul-16 07:09 PM

no worries, I just got home and I'm all pissed off cuz my stepmom is a bitch

we can skip tonight

Rigby 25-Jul-16 08:22 PM

Ashy have you ever been to clutchorkickcomics.com

ashy 25-Jul-16 08:47 PM

no

ashy 25-Jul-16 09:05 PM

we've got a nice little group together now

Ozmiander, myself, Duhb, Nabukekidesu, and AngryTwinkie

if you guys wanna invite anyone else to this Discord just lemme know and I'll auth them

Taylor SWifTT 25-Jul-16 09:07 PM

Is this how ashy becomes #1 new goonman guy

ashy 25-Jul-16 09:07 PM

oh yeah and FutureCasual duh

maybe, I'd like to get Vaulteck in here

another guy Twinkie and I used to play with

maybe lure a few goons in from sub.io

Taylor SWifTT 25-Jul-16 09:08 PM

:getin:

ashy 25-Jul-16 09:14 PM

oh yeah and Rigbae(edited)

how could I forget

@Taylor SWifTT

Taylor SWifTT 25-Jul-16 09:15 PM

ashy 25-Jul-16 09:18 PM

and Cole

Rigby 25-Jul-16 10:08 PM

lol

ashy 25-Jul-16 10:34 PM

@here https://youtu.be/GcX_ELHtnhI

Hazlen 26-Jul-16 12:24 AM

so that knife must have hacks or something

right

Taylor SWifTT 26-Jul-16 12:26 AM

90% sure he was hacking there

Bchad 26-Jul-16 01:04 AM

fuckin amped

getin this game right now

i had that ak

i sold it

when i saw the price of it bottomed out

and i said to myself they are banning betting

fuck me, im dropping this thing

now i need an ak skin

god damn not the stattrack though

that shot

ashy 26-Jul-16 06:47 AM

I won a Gut Knife Doppler FN in a raffle a while ago and used that to trade for my AK

http://i.imgur.com/5H2W4Gb.jpg

When Valve started cracking down on gambling a couple weeks ago, I sold all my gambling stuff for keys and traded for the Karambit(edited)

Rigby 26-Jul-16 08:57 AM

played 2 games last night. won both of them 16-14. my heart cant handle that kind of shit...

Rigby 26-Jul-16 09:15 AM

i actually took the 45 mins to warm up before the games, and top fragged both. i feel i need to start warming up on aimbots and recoil masters and some DM before i play all the time..

ashy 26-Jul-16 09:45 AM

I make a point to kill at least 100 people with an AK everyday before I do anything

a win is a win though...

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 11:13 AM

Unless I pull the most unrealistic Awp-flicks, then you won't have to warmup.

Rigby 26-Jul-16 11:23 AM

lol.

okay.

need to get back to LE...

on another 4 game win streak.

and i top fragged 3 of them.

ashy 26-Jul-16 11:49 AM

git gud

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 11:59 AM

United States ESEA Black AccountFew
After reviewing recent matches in Rank S, we have come to the decision to remove Warden from Rank S and he has been issued a 1-week ban for Rank S Conduct Violation. Warden will be eligible for possible reinstatement to Rank S on November 1st, 2016.

All members in Rank S should set out to be examples to those in the community who are watching them play matches day in and day out. They should conduct themselves as leaders of the community, both on the forums and in the server. We will continue to review these incidents on a case-by-case basis, but any members of Rank S who are intentionally ruining the games for others, or taking actions that hurt the integrity of games will be subject to removal from Rank S.

lol

get fucked warden

ashy 26-Jul-16 12:02 PM

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/commons/images/4/43/Warden.jpg

Lancek 26-Jul-16 12:02 PM

What did this goon do

ashy 26-Jul-16 12:02 PM

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=798506

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&ved=0ahUKEwjguJfUzZHOAhUDMSYKHQ3bB6gQtwIIITAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DVYGcMGWHQ-I&usg=AFQjCNEBCqkssRaxDC2tNIgszhm-z0ODtA&sig2=uGtKGG0uwYhDmdcJMe3R1Q

vanguard
I think its hilarious you kids shit talking about WARDEN. You wouldn't say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Yall are pathetic lol

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 01:21 PM

@ashy I've got a more bullshit shot, let me record it right quick

God Emperor Trump 26-Jul-16 01:22 PM

📣 https://cdn-webimages.wimages.net/0518179d0be2e3669603e146a28e5533fc535f-wm.jpg

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 01:37 PM

@ashy rip nvm. cant find the game.

ashy 26-Jul-16 01:44 PM

all good we can make more clips

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 02:53 PM

@ashy kek, quadra p90 kill. lemme record it

also more bullshit to be included

ashy 26-Jul-16 02:54 PM

http://i.imgur.com/O0ipcDb.png(edited)

Bchad 26-Jul-16 02:54 PM

i fuckin love this meme

I think its hilarious you kids shit talking about WARDEN. You wouldn't say this stuff to him at LAN, hes JACKED. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Yall are pathetic lol

makes me laugh everytime i see it

ashy 26-Jul-16 02:56 PM

Who was that originally about?

Freakazoid?

I feel like the first time I saw that was during the Freakazoid-s1mple cyberbullying scandal

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 03:18 PM

@ashy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhTFhhrMZ1E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYVDMoMZ_2E

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:19 PM

jesus

did they buff the Bizon?

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 03:19 PM

yeah, I wish I still had that mirage game where I dragged AK head shot two people in apts

while strafing off Van

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:20 PM

you and I have gotten like 10 Bizon kills in the past 2 days

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 03:20 PM

lol

I got like 10 that game

bizon is ezpz

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:20 PM

seriously did they change anything other than the sound?

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 03:20 PM

i dunno, it just feels stronk af now

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:20 PM

yeah, feels more like a mac10 to me

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 03:21 PM

with 64 shots :^)

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:21 PM

I picked up your Bizon on D2 the other day and just one tapped these two guys at mid doors with it like it was nothing

~b i get money its nothing

God Emperor Trump 26-Jul-16 03:22 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ta3j6fsgh38/UIcud5crRnI/AAAAAAAAxQA/DCuetYOKbys/s1600/Fiat_Money.jpg

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:22 PM

fuck bingbot

https://45.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme0a3jUXAs1r01r1ao1500.gif

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 03:27 PM

lol

but muh fiat money

Rigby 26-Jul-16 03:40 PM

Ashy I think every time I play with you I play like shit. Outta my last 6 games which I won all but 1 tie. I top fragged 4

Maybe just warming up is actually helping more then I thought

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:40 PM

Yeah we play against a lot of smurfs though around the GNM rank

Rigby 26-Jul-16 03:41 PM

Or I'm just making it up and I just suck.

Well I feel I could still compete at DMGish. Honestly.

Do you have much knowledge about the ranking system in MM?

Because I was on a 4 game win streak. Didn't rank up and then lost 3 in a row and ranked up on the last loss..

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:42 PM

its an ELO system

based on team ELO there are games you are supposed to win

ELO gets traded out per round basically

Rigby 26-Jul-16 03:43 PM

Okay.

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:43 PM

16-0 is more important than 16-14

so, if you're playing against a team that you should be winning

every round they win against you basically takes away from your potential ELO gain

Rigby 26-Jul-16 03:44 PM

That could be why I guess. Had 2 games last night 16 to 14. And my 3 today were all pretty close except one.

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:44 PM

it factors in other things

MVPs, some form of RWS, K/D

but yeah just gotta keep fraggin

theres also something called your "z-score"

which is basically how sticky your rank is

mostly determined by how many competitive match wins you have

Rigby 26-Jul-16 03:48 PM

Fuck. I wish they would just have numbers. Know what I mean?

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:49 PM

http://memecrunch.com/meme/REFD/know-what-i-m-sayin/image.jpg

Rigby 26-Jul-16 03:50 PM

Like hey you are at 1100. You need to be 1150 to be rank x. You get x amount of points for this game. Now you are at 11xx

Exactly.

ashy 26-Jul-16 03:51 PM

Theres a long and boring explanation about how they cant do this because people would abuse it

You shouldn't really be concerned about your rank though dude

We all used to be Eagles

rank reset and Prime have just scrambled everything

we're just playing to play

Rigby 26-Jul-16 04:06 PM

Yeah I guess you are right.

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 04:11 PM

@ashy i thought it was the other way around

like a 16 14 warrants the most elo gain

and like 16-0 / 16-1 / 16-2 / 16-3 were all the lowest modifiers

ashy 26-Jul-16 04:12 PM

really? ok maybe im wrong

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 04:13 PM

I dont remember, Jack probably knows

I know when a tie happens the maximum potential elo gain is split in half

but it still counts as a win

so you cant derank from a tie I remember right

Rigby 26-Jul-16 04:26 PM

Hmm. Well I did rank up from a loss. So I feel you could derank from a tie

ashy 26-Jul-16 04:31 PM

ashy 26-Jul-16 05:16 PM

@here who wants to MM GNM-MG1

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 05:16 PM

me

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 05:16 PM

I'm silver -30.

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Jul-16 05:18 PM

im a noob

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 06:05 PM

double R8 revolver kills in back to back rounds

who says that gun sucks

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 06:05 PM

R+F on Revolver is lovely. Just saying.

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 06:06 PM

it truly is

@ashy I just booted off steam

ashy 26-Jul-16 06:06 PM

same

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 06:07 PM

Wellll

Same here.

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 06:16 PM

@ashy we doin another one

ashy 26-Jul-16 06:17 PM

idk I dont think theres 5

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 06:18 PM

i'm not MNM, sorry

GNM

ashy 26-Jul-16 06:19 PM

just join

Nabu is GN2

@TheDan™ up for another?

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 06:20 PM

Sure man.

ashy 26-Jul-16 06:21 PM

they have a full lobby

take a break let me play one with oz

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:35 PM

my hand hurts

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 07:35 PM

my brain hurts

spooky and cocoa puffs friended me, lol

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:35 PM

yeah I added spooky

Cynthia_Dutch 26-Jul-16 07:35 PM

i am spooky

Taylor SWifTT 26-Jul-16 07:36 PM

I'm gay

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 07:36 PM

i typically only add people i play with repeatedly

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:36 PM

Oz just won us the game by ace'ing the last round

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 07:36 PM

i'm tempted to record that last round

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:36 PM

I'm gonna get it for ya(edited)

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 07:36 PM

last round awp ace lol

if nothing else from them, sub.io has gotten me better at ignoring chatty kathies

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:46 PM

I just cant deal with literal children

I'm not a dad

I dont like kids

I dont intend on having kids(edited)

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 07:48 PM

Wait, what happened in the match?

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:51 PM

Oz did gud

2 kids on our team

Nabu fan club apparently

TheDan™ 26-Jul-16 07:53 PM

Lol

That's sounds like a hell of a time.

ashy 26-Jul-16 07:57 PM

https://youtu.be/2KqnUGDRPqA

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 08:15 PM

having kids doesn't make them any less annoying

if that one awper on cat didnt leg me, i wouldnt have made it

ashy 26-Jul-16 08:17 PM

those first 4 were so quick

that was legit

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 08:23 PM

@ashy

do you remember that Koomberino *G2A kid?

I just played another game with on inferno today

he fuckin threw a round hard as fuck

also was afk 90% of the game

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 08:28 PM

dang, was gonna post my ace vid in the CS:GO thread with a snarky comment about the game being fun when the vibes are good

but i forgot i was still probated lol

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 08:29 PM

I wish I was pro at 'bating

I just like semi pro

Ozmiander 26-Jul-16 08:29 PM

i'm just bad

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 08:29 PM

sometimes I can go for like 30 minutes sometime even longer

but for the most part its just

instant

ya know?

ashy 26-Jul-16 08:36 PM

I dont remember

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 08:37 PM

when you're recording replay how do you get rid of the guns on the that are next to the player name

oh nvm

guess they go away auto

waiting for youtube to render this vid

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 09:00 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK8MGEAi7r8&index=3&list=PLTL9knkSw4jtUJi4qNL-nV0sgVG_pgyVI

@ashy the bullshit 4k is here

ashy 26-Jul-16 09:00 PM

yus

nice dude 8/8

God Emperor Trump 26-Jul-16 09:02 PM

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buiv3_uVHSA

c0rndog 26-Jul-16 11:36 PM

I just found old ass 2014 gameplay on this account

video has no sound tho

https://youtu.be/CmrwoHJBbZg

its got top tier bullshit on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o6GJfoEEBM&feature=youtu.be

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 12:51 AM

@ashy my and jack just played the most bullshit game of cs ever

im still blueballed on the aces tho

I havent got an ace in like fuckin 5 days

just 4ks with a dink

you'll see like a ton of videos on the highlights

mfw I won 9 games in a row

still nova 2

fucking kill me

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 12:54 AM

ok

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:56 AM

... blowyjoey

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 12:56 AM

📣 http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Gbpffb5915437005.png

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 12:56 AM

@Taylor SWifTT if taylor swift killed me that would give me the biggest postmortem boner on earth

... tayquotes

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 12:56 AM

💢No quote found.

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 12:57 AM

... tayquote

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 12:57 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/y1h10ww.png

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 12:57 AM

>implying I can kill anyone in cs

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 12:57 AM

>implying I didnt mean the real TS

what if TS is TS

whoa

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 12:57 AM

Implying TS is even a real person

And not a shared hallucination

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 12:57 AM

I want a TS TS

I would so give t swift a blowy joey

if you know what I mean

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:58 AM

dank maymays

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 12:58 AM

mods?

... mods

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 12:58 AM

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0GKLA1iufE

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:59 AM

taylor on a scale of one to hundred how much do you like tyson chicken

@Taylor SWifTT

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 12:59 AM

Its pretty good

Better than shit tier Sanderson

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:59 AM

lel

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 01:00 AM

.. mods http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/d1/42/d14215_4700555.jpg

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:00 AM

New quote added.

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:01 AM

HELL yeah

#BanAllFatChicks

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:01 AM

http://i.imgur.com/qqMvh6s.gif

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

Casual

... triggered

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

📣 https://i.imgur.com/dNVvntX.gif

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

can I teach the Trumpbot cancer?

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

Implying we havent already

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

okay

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

New quote added.

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

My only rule for Trumpbot is no porn

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

New quote added.

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

... sips

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

📣 MY KIDS SAW THAT

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

... work

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:02 AM

📣 MY BOSS SAW THAT

New quote added.

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:03 AM

Use #botnet FYI

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 01:03 AM

okay

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:03 AM

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 01:10 AM

@Taylor SWifTT am I allowed to fuck with people on the ant farm

like be like "hey (Insert name here) you're a fucking faggot"

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:11 AM

Eh

Probably shouldnt

Pubbies

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 01:11 AM

alright

what about dummie dumb dumb

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:11 AM

Def

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:13 AM

lol @Taylor SWifTT thought I was still in cs chat but my question still stands

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:13 AM

They can only see text

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:13 AM

im not wanting to post my dank memes to them

Im talking about dank memes in general

I don't know if you guys can handle em

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:14 AM

I mean

We dont want someone going blind from memes

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:15 AM

@Taylor SWifTT

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:15 AM

New quote added.

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:17 AM

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:18 AM

New quote added.

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:19 AM

... eugenics

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:19 AM

📣 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156532941974011904/207742698226974721/ERu3I8v.png

Rigby 27-Jul-16 01:19 AM

Where did Tosh go to?

Taylor SWifTT 27-Jul-16 01:19 AM

Prison

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:25 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB988kF3hI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AT64AaB0aA

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/NB/ml574saanb14i?$dwtempdefaultgallery$

... trumby

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 01:42 AM

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buiv3_uVHSA

Duhb 27-Jul-16 01:45 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsugqoya-7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0dH4P0jHJA

Duhb 27-Jul-16 02:13 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=031bstPOjCs

ashy 27-Jul-16 06:24 AM

My old Steelseries Qck mousepad is pretty encrusted with dab wax, ground up weed, and cheetos, so I treated myself to a new one

Also got an extra long HDMI cable so I can move my tower farther away from my mousepad and hopefully stop smashing my hand on my monitor stand/computer case

Ozmiander 27-Jul-16 09:30 AM

SK?!

ashy 27-Jul-16 09:39 AM

They didnt have black ones but Im ok with it

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:33 PM

ashy likes the black ones 😉

@ashy

ashy 27-Jul-16 12:33 PM

Its true

... ashy

God Emperor Trump 27-Jul-16 12:33 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/tWIPZPw.gif

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:34 PM

miss u boo @ashy lets play some csgo tonight

ashy 27-Jul-16 12:34 PM

Im down Ill be off in like an hour

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 12:37 PM

@ashy

thats usually how long it takes me to get off

Duhb 27-Jul-16 12:37 PM

usuallly happens when you got a big donky dick

@c0rndog

ashy 27-Jul-16 12:41 PM

smh

Ozmiander 27-Jul-16 12:48 PM

ashy

i got that vid some views for you lol

ashy 27-Jul-16 01:23 PM

Damn Oz 113 views wtf

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 02:02 PM

ive got vid to record later today

ashy 27-Jul-16 02:29 PM

here we go

ashy 27-Jul-16 03:49 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/playrust/comments/44t1jo/psasomethingawfulgoonsakabmwaredoxxing/

http://i.imgur.com/eaUUJvr.png

Bchad 27-Jul-16 03:58 PM

things like that reddit post are why I wanted to get into rust

pubbies made us threads like that in ark

Ozmiander 27-Jul-16 03:59 PM

that game was amazing ashy

Bchad 27-Jul-16 03:59 PM

players with 3000 hours quitting because we 'hack';

ashy 27-Jul-16 03:59 PM

yeah nabu and I were talking about it

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 03:59 PM

yeah rust seems fun

I used to play it like every day with ashy

back in like 2014

Ozmiander 27-Jul-16 03:59 PM

were you in the worst clan ever, SPEED?

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:00 PM

http://i.imgur.com/W4esH2Q.jpg

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:00 PM

fuck yes

make rust great again

please

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:00 PM

we tried

goons ruined it

like everything

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:00 PM

same with ark

Ozmiander 27-Jul-16 04:01 PM

ark was never great though

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:01 PM

not wrong

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:01 PM

it was the greatest moments people chanign their steam reviews because we wouldn't be banned for hacking

it was pretty great

but then goons got to involved

made friends

would join servers

and unironically get mad when you killed other players

or raided them

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:03 PM

rust.txt

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:05 PM

thank god

goons, goons never change

bvut yeah what really makes ark a bad game

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 04:06 PM

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38604989094480392/9D2580F86D02E1D6D9708750273218B075725841/(edited)

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:06 PM

is you really cant play it with less than 10 people online

so when goons went full gay all you could do is uninstall

where as rust combat is faster and allows fun

is that from spawn

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:07 PM

from the back corner of T apts

through the window

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:08 PM

god I'm gonna have to learn how to nad ein csgo

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:09 PM

learn like one or two smokes on Dust2 and Mirage and you'll be alrigh

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:14 PM

I knew the a jungle smoke on mirage from t spawn

and the xbox smoke from tspawn on dust 2 but now I cant do those

TheDan™ 27-Jul-16 04:15 PM

They're not that hard to re-learn, tbh.

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:15 PM

also my aim is super trash since the rifle rework I guess

TheDan™ 27-Jul-16 04:15 PM

Pfft, aim? Buy the PP-Bizon and run around the map, you'll be fine.

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:16 PM

thank god

what have in been doing with my life

TheDan™ 27-Jul-16 04:16 PM

Honestly, it's a weird gun, sound-wise and usage-wise. From the most random, across the map HS triple kills, to 95 in 17 hits.

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:18 PM

ill give it a try ive seen it used it matches as the lurkers favorite

my pistol game is still on point though

I got really really good at pistol rounds to break out of shit tier when I got into go

because I noticed that mm players get so tilted losing a single round that they cant come back from losing pistol round

at low tier

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:19 PM

I used to be good at pistols 😢

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:19 PM

what happened

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:19 PM

I dunno my pistol game is just fading

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:20 PM

rough need to lose more maybs, get in some really good save rounds heh

also whats with the deagle last I played it was terrible

i see people use it

and read it got buffed

is it good now or do people just use it because fuck it deagle

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:20 PM

you know thats what it was

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:20 PM

like is it a source deagle

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:20 PM

I started using the god damn deagle

and my pistol game went to shit

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:21 PM

yeah pistol never stop shooting

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:21 PM

im gonna switch to the p2000

I just feel like I cant hit any heads with the USP lately

Ozmiander 27-Jul-16 04:21 PM

lock at head height, strafe and tap

pro advice from a pro player

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:21 PM

lol I'm in a pistol slump

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:22 PM

idk i use usp, but fiveseven is my favorite

its just so clean

ashy 27-Jul-16 04:26 PM

add pls http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135076999

TheDan™ 27-Jul-16 04:32 PM

@ashy You could always book it to Pistol only DM servers, and warmup there. Gain that pistol confidence back.

Bchad 27-Jul-16 04:33 PM

thank god ill add you when i get home from work

I'm gonna be in dm hell til i stop sucking

gotta figure out what part of the foot to hit again if i want a head shot

TheDan™ 27-Jul-16 04:41 PM

LOL

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 05:08 PM

I guess the good thing about my smoke on B site Mirage is if you miss it smokes off bench

so its like a double win

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 11:10 PM

@ashy @Bchad the smoke in that pic is from T entrance of apts, you throw it over the wall

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38604989094480392/9D2580F86D02E1D6D9708750273218B075725841/

like as soon as you come out of T apts you jump up to the left and line your self up with the potted plant at your feet and then aim at the bottom corner of the shuttered window or somewhere around there and jump and release the smoke at the top of the jump

Bchad 27-Jul-16 11:18 PM

oh nice

Rigby 27-Jul-16 11:40 PM

Found my new warm up. Watch an Overwatch, if he hacks, play like him, if he doesnt, play like a hacker. GG

@ashy i think i just made a huge break-through in my gameplay. lol. this is going to sound really stupid. but i just actually realized how HUGE heads are...

while i am playing on AimBotz. i just noticed.

c0rndog 27-Jul-16 11:52 PM

@Rigby what do you mean?

like I feel like head hit boxes are hella small

i might just need to make a new crosshair

Rigby 28-Jul-16 12:17 AM

they are actually hella huge lol

just aim tword the chin\

8 wins in a row. no rank up

Bchad 28-Jul-16 12:34 AM

rip

Rigby 28-Jul-16 12:36 AM

was 1st in 2 2nd in 2 3rd in 2 4th in 2 and last in 1

there is a tie in there. forgot about that

ashy 28-Jul-16 08:08 AM

nice rigby

Ozmiander 28-Jul-16 08:23 AM

guys

Retake maps are AWESOME

Ts get spawned on site, CTs outside

and then you just go

ashy 28-Jul-16 10:27 AM

Yeah retake servers are fun

Hard when youre outnumbered

Ozmiander 28-Jul-16 10:38 AM

ugh

second loss in a row in gn1

top fragged both

Rigby 28-Jul-16 10:47 AM

oz if you top fragged you still probably gained Elo.

seeing as im on 9 wins and 1 tie. in a row. and ive only top fragged 4. and yet to rank up

Ozmiander 28-Jul-16 11:22 AM

http://i.imgur.com/dwHfOsO.jpg fucking lame

ashy 28-Jul-16 11:41 AM

Rigby is right, you probably gained elo or at least didnt lose any

FutureCasual never added me on Steam

feelsbadman

Rigby when do you switch off 2nd shift?

Ozmiander 28-Jul-16 11:52 AM

i'm shocked though

i seem to be playing better in GN1 than i did in SEM

ashy 28-Jul-16 11:55 AM

Youre improving, which is most of it

Part is having better teammates

Ozmiander 28-Jul-16 11:55 AM

imagine if i didn't stop playing in 1.6 lol

ashy 28-Jul-16 11:55 AM

Silvers are annoying because theyre are illogical and do things like rush constantly

Novas know what they are supposed to be doing generally, but cant do it

Ozmiander 28-Jul-16 11:56 AM

yeah, we ended up coming back like four rounds at the end of that match by me staying in spawn and waiting for them to show bomb

ashy 28-Jul-16 11:56 AM

lol

Rigby 28-Jul-16 01:39 PM

ill be on second shift for a looooong time

hopefully.

and i finally lost a game today 😦

Bchad 28-Jul-16 01:44 PM

Oh damn I went full retard playing rust til 3 am

Taylor SWifTT 28-Jul-16 01:46 PM

Casual

You ready to RUST today

ashy 28-Jul-16 01:47 PM

CSGO channel reeee

... normiesgetout

God Emperor Trump 28-Jul-16 01:47 PM

💢No quote found.

ashy 28-Jul-16 01:47 PM

... normies

God Emperor Trump 28-Jul-16 01:47 PM

📣 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156528442446184448/196964215854989315/134391697043034397106345948854670777042175_n.png

Bchad 28-Jul-16 01:50 PM

Fuck yes I am

Then cs after we kill all the humans but seriously I need to git Gud at cs

ashy 28-Jul-16 04:12 PM

Lets see

Dan is online I know he wants to frag

Cole is online he might be down

Duhb is off for a few days

just got in a fight with Cole

Taylor SWifTT 28-Jul-16 04:20 PM

Rip

c0rndog 28-Jul-16 04:50 PM

I get off work in like an hour probably be home around 730 745 eastern

ashy 28-Jul-16 04:57 PM

Cole said he didnt want to play on 64 tick anymore

90% sure he doesn't even have 144Hz monitor

he will neither confirm nor deny

tried to explain to him that even with a 144Hz monitor, the differences are too quick for the human eye

told him its bullshit that he has something to say when I dont go out of my way to include him

but when I do he has excuses

tldr: told Cole to fuck off

Taylor SWifTT 28-Jul-16 05:00 PM

Friends that wont get in discord arent friends worth having

hth

ashy 28-Jul-16 05:16 PM

@Ozmiander @Duhb need 1 for MM

TheDan™ 28-Jul-16 05:22 PM

Man, that's sounds like a lot of BS.

c0rndog 28-Jul-16 05:36 PM

Lol he thinks 128 tick helps him see more?

Is he fucking retarded?(edited)

It helps hit detection

Not visual aspect. Only monitor hertz rate helps visual

And it's only like very very minuscule

ashy 28-Jul-16 05:38 PM

hes just being a fuckboi

c0rndog 28-Jul-16 05:40 PM

And when you say Cole is this bigmac Cole?

Cause his little Newfoundland cunt ass can go fuckin kys himself

ashy 28-Jul-16 05:43 PM

SPEED Cole

old Rust nerd

Taylor SWifTT 28-Jul-16 05:43 PM

Guy that raided an admin so hard he got banned

c0rndog 28-Jul-16 05:43 PM

Lol

I've been banned for that before on original rust

Taylor SWifTT 28-Jul-16 05:44 PM

And Cap (Old leader of BMW) and myself had to talk him out of it

c0rndog 28-Jul-16 05:44 PM

But then again usually raiding an admin gets you banned

Doing anything to admins on most games gets you banned

Rip me on Tf2 orange servers. Banned for being 2 gud

Rejd 28-Jul-16 05:46 PM

tickrate is deffo noticeable in overwatch tho

ashy 28-Jul-16 06:23 PM

yeah im not saying it doesnt make a difference

but csgo ppl act like you land more shots with 128 tick (i.e. not Valve servers)(edited)

your spray is exactly the same

it registers the same

its just a fraction quicker and smoother on 128

but its the same

http://mukunda.com/128tick.html

The refresh rate of 64tick is once every 16 milliseconds. Any response under 25 milliseconds is near impossible for a human to detect, and they fall under the "instant" category. (the only exception being the capability of the ears to translate minute phase differences into stereo positioning). You can test your perception of latency in an audio synthesizer by adjusting the buffering time.

Now, 16 milliseconds is a very small time period. Reducing this amount to 8 milliseconds per update would just be a waste of resources at this point (and a fairly large waste, since it requires twice as much).

ashy 28-Jul-16 07:21 PM

I used to get stomped playing goonmans with sub.io

like last pick all the time

now they pick me as a captain from time to time

http://i.imgur.com/wgo2OyO.jpg

Duhb 28-Jul-16 08:48 PM

... feelsgoodman

God Emperor Trump 28-Jul-16 08:48 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/lmZfn6a.gif

ashy 28-Jul-16 10:19 PM

I wish I could make the Trailer Park Boys theme song my MVP anthem

Duhb 28-Jul-16 10:33 PM

@ashy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4kHX44vTig

Bchad 29-Jul-16 02:41 AM

@ashy steam added

ashy 29-Jul-16 07:57 AM

you have a private profile u nerd

unblock pls

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 12:00 PM

got 4 more CSGO plays coming in hot in the next 30

possibly more later today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HdCey-JTc&feature=youtu.be

ashy 29-Jul-16 12:08 PM

Not the c0rndog fan club pls

18+ only

This aint no R Kelly shit

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 12:10 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k1eiFGhXpA&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KciEpl1-0cQ&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNlZsPXyZIo&feature=youtu.be

gimme views, daddy has to buy a 1993 Acura NSX

ashy 29-Jul-16 12:15 PM

I was dominating fake Taylor Swift on sub.io yesterday

Hes been on his high horse lately too since he hit LEM

Shitposting about how good it feels to be actually good at csgo now

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 12:16 PM

lol

ashy 29-Jul-16 12:17 PM

Played 3 games against him and won them all, even juan deag'd him a few times

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 12:17 PM

did you taunt him saying how good it feels to be good at csgo when you started dominating him?

ashy 29-Jul-16 12:17 PM

No hes a no-mic troll

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 12:17 PM

type it then

it lasts longer

:^)

Taylor SWifTT 29-Jul-16 12:18 PM

Fuck fake tay

ashy 29-Jul-16 12:40 PM

Ive never felt like fake Tay was better than me

In fact, according to sub.io stats, he is the goon I kill most frequently in goonmans

💩

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 01:37 PM

#rekton

Rigby 29-Jul-16 01:49 PM

i have come to the conclusion that rank does not mean shit in CS... with 9 wins 1 tie 1 loss in a row and no rank up. i dont care about it anymore

now im on a 3 game losing streak

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 02:06 PM

I won 12 in a row

and ranked up

lost 3 in a row

just tied one

surprised I didnt lose my rank

ashy 29-Jul-16 02:19 PM

@Bchad unblock your steam profile pls

Bchad 29-Jul-16 02:19 PM

ok

should be on friends onl

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 02:46 PM

@Bchad look for c0rndog on steam(edited)

should only be one, there isnt its got the same pic as I have on the discord(edited)

Bchad 29-Jul-16 03:05 PM

doing it

does this mean we are playing cs this weekend

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 03:43 PM

sure I guess

I kinda like playing CS

ashy 29-Jul-16 03:43 PM

We play everyday u h00ker

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 03:43 PM

just carried a game of MG2s as a GN3

feels gud man

@ashy are you too blazed to play?

Bchad 29-Jul-16 03:44 PM

i was mg1 last time i was good

im not good now

ashy 29-Jul-16 03:45 PM

Ill be home in a few nabu

Bchad 29-Jul-16 03:45 PM

so if you want to play i can gn around

thats pry more where my skilllevel is atm

ashy 29-Jul-16 03:55 PM

nabu is ranked gn2

oz is gn1

rigby is gn2

im gnm

join the shit

Bchad 29-Jul-16 04:03 PM

hell yeah

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 04:07 PM

Ahhh suh dude.

ashy 29-Jul-16 04:07 PM

suhhhhhh

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 04:12 PM

suhhhhh, going to kil lyou all

ashy 29-Jul-16 05:20 PM

@here need 2 for MM

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 05:21 PM

@Ozmiander

@Bchad

Bchad 29-Jul-16 05:42 PM

im here

i was overwatching

Macnult 29-Jul-16 05:53 PM

im looking to MM

ashy 29-Jul-16 05:54 PM

welcome Macnult

Macnult 29-Jul-16 05:54 PM

thanks for having me

ashy 29-Jul-16 05:54 PM

@here need warm bodies to MM with Macnult and I

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 05:54 PM

me and burrito are almost done

or we can drop burrito for duhb

ashy 29-Jul-16 05:55 PM

did you text him?

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 05:55 PM

but duhb is mommy daddy child so if he has to eat he bitches out

he said he just got back from gym

ashy 29-Jul-16 05:55 PM

... blowyjoey

God Emperor Trump 29-Jul-16 05:55 PM

📣 http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Gbpffb5915437005.png

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 05:57 PM

... goodmeme

God Emperor Trump 29-Jul-16 05:57 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/tFwy3o9.gif

Bchad 29-Jul-16 08:53 PM

cs me faggots

ashy 29-Jul-16 09:21 PM

Rigby 29-Jul-16 09:56 PM

@here cs anyone? In like an hour

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:08 PM

worth

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 10:08 PM

Office.

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:08 PM

i think office is the game killer

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 10:08 PM

never again.

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:08 PM

office again tomorrow?

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 10:08 PM

Yeah

Same time, same strats.

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:09 PM

it'd be a good way to derank without suspicion!

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 10:09 PM

Lol

ashy 29-Jul-16 10:09 PM

literally the worst

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:09 PM

we did ok, considering

ashy 29-Jul-16 10:11 PM

http://i.imgur.com/B94m4tt.png

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:21 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 29-Jul-16 10:21 PM

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:21 PM

Arguably, Office is one of the more balanced Hostage Rescue maps in Counter-Strike as players will have even ground throughout the map and the hostages are easily escorted in the wide pathways.

thanks counterstrike.wikia.com

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 10:27 PM

Lets never discuss office again.

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:27 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 29-Jul-16 10:27 PM

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 10:27 PM

Never happened.

You dreamt that shit.

Ozmiander 29-Jul-16 10:27 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 29-Jul-16 10:27 PM

https://youtu.be/4zal3i6olLs

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 10:34 PM

thanks trumpbot(edited)

ashy 29-Jul-16 10:56 PM

rigbae is gonna hate me

complaining about the m4a4

TheDan™ 29-Jul-16 11:01 PM

Pfft.

Remember that Office match we did that 1 time?

c0rndog 29-Jul-16 11:03 PM

@ashy that play just gets me hard

everytime

i wish I was that good at cs

ashy 29-Jul-16 11:07 PM

punishing people for missing shots isnt something I'm going to be able to continue to get away with so easily

Rigby 30-Jul-16 12:41 AM

lol hate the m4a4

but nasty shot

ashy 30-Jul-16 10:55 AM

would havent even been possible with 20 bullets instead of 30

Rigby 30-Jul-16 11:46 AM

Truth.

ashy 30-Jul-16 02:03 PM

woo hoo my mousepad is here

before

after

👌

lol this thing feels like its covered in KY

HS so ez

Taylor SWifTT 30-Jul-16 02:41 PM

>not using Discord in dark mode

Casual

ashy 30-Jul-16 02:56 PM

that was weird

my mouse just stopped working

unplug and back in and now it works

Rigby 30-Jul-16 03:12 PM

before black...after blue. lol

i was expecting a bigger change. 😦

and CS?

running to the gas station and ill be on

ashy 30-Jul-16 03:14 PM

i moved like everything away from my mousepad too

Rigby 30-Jul-16 03:31 PM

ahh ok

i see.

My huge desk

ashy 30-Jul-16 03:39 PM

👌

Rigby 30-Jul-16 04:04 PM

@ashy http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=368026786

pretty good warmup map if you dont have it

ashy 30-Jul-16 04:34 PM

Rigby and Twinkie are down to play

I would be too if we could find another one or two

TheDan™ 30-Jul-16 05:00 PM

I'm down to play as well, just watching the ESL Finals Fnatic v VP.

Wait, Eleague- not ESL. Ahhh. Suh dude.

ashy 30-Jul-16 05:02 PM

suh

@here

https://mobile.twitter.com/ESPN_Esports/status/759499531234992128

TheDan™ 30-Jul-16 05:14 PM

Yup.

100% saw that coming.

And GG to VP.

Rigby 30-Jul-16 05:33 PM

@ashy when are we playing

ashy 30-Jul-16 05:33 PM

im in a goonman

Rigby 30-Jul-16 05:34 PM

ok

Joe 30-Jul-16 05:36 PM

My desk is like 100% shitty

Also

>mousepads

ashy 30-Jul-16 06:49 PM

https://www.twitch.tv/turk_csgo

my favorite sub.io goon

Joe 30-Jul-16 06:52 PM

sub.io

lol

Bchad 30-Jul-16 09:23 PM

lol i dont use a mouse pad

oh shit yeah i ot upgraded to slightly less shitty goons

time to really shit it up

@Taylor SWifTT whats the internet forcast look like tonight

Taylor SWifTT 30-Jul-16 09:28 PM

Ok, but I bet as soon as I fire up Rust it will shit itself

Bchad 30-Jul-16 09:32 PM

True

Ozmiander 30-Jul-16 09:44 PM

wrong channel

... reeeee

God Emperor Trump 30-Jul-16 09:44 PM

https://youtu.be/od--cAbhxkM

ashy 30-Jul-16 10:16 PM

... normies

God Emperor Trump 30-Jul-16 10:16 PM

📣 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156528442446184448/196964215854989315/134391697043034397106345948854670777042175_n.png

ashy 31-Jul-16 07:41 AM

Welcome Vaulteck

ashy 31-Jul-16 08:37 AM

c0rndog 31-Jul-16 11:09 AM

@ashy is there 5 down for CS?

ashy 31-Jul-16 11:11 AM

nope

c0rndog 31-Jul-16 11:23 AM

I didnt know turks deagle came with walls

Rigby 31-Jul-16 03:24 PM

Sick new knife? http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/447365001617973074/037375A726464E3BD7C2105EC29BBA74DF3832A8/

that playside....OP

TheDan™ 31-Jul-16 04:47 PM

I mean, it's you know... ahh... suh dude.

ashy 31-Jul-16 06:36 PM

I'm playing CSGO with a girl and she might be better than me

Taylor SWifTT 31-Jul-16 06:46 PM

Well atleast she probably doesnt have better hair than you

ashy 31-Jul-16 06:48 PM

we're playing Inferno bc @c0rndog wanted to play it and he isnt even fucking here

Ozmiander 31-Jul-16 06:48 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 31-Jul-16 06:48 PM

http://www.pickupspecialties.com/truck_nuts/Your-Nutz/fleshtruckmonster.jpg

Ozmiander 31-Jul-16 06:50 PM

i'll be on in a bit, jsut got in from driving rc truck with the kid in the puddles lol

Taylor SWifTT 31-Jul-16 06:54 PM

#DadLife

ashy 31-Jul-16 08:41 PM

I hate people with no mics

take your mental illness somewhere else tia

played 6 games of competitive today

most I've done in a long time

Ozmiander 31-Jul-16 09:06 PM

heh

Bchad 31-Jul-16 09:34 PM

Post the make cs great again pic

Joe 01-Aug-16 09:22 AM

... simple

God Emperor Trump 01-Aug-16 09:22 AM

💢No quote found.

Joe 01-Aug-16 09:22 AM

gay

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 01-Aug-16 09:23 AM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

Joe 01-Aug-16 09:23 AM

I just want to point out that this would only be cool if it wasn't 90% RNG and actually happened in pub matches

ashy 01-Aug-16 10:53 AM

... normies

God Emperor Trump 01-Aug-16 10:53 AM

📣 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156528442446184448/196964215854989315/134391697043034397106345948854670777042175_n.png

ashy 01-Aug-16 04:54 PM

Looks like they aren't shutting down gambling...

Valve sent out a 2nd "cease and desist" letter a few days ago

all misspelled to shit

It's also been well over 10 days since the first letter was issued, with no action

The whole thing is smoke and mirrors

Cynthia_Dutch 01-Aug-16 05:36 PM

they need to grow a pair of m,assive balls

ashy 01-Aug-16 05:36 PM

It's a smart plan

CSGOLounge has already reported a 'moderate' decrease in betting since the original statement

"Hey lets tell everyone we're shutting down gambling, and then not actually do it! Brilliant!" -Valve

Cynthia_Dutch 01-Aug-16 05:38 PM

i still want to see massive valve balls

ashy 01-Aug-16 05:38 PM

~b truck nuts

God Emperor Trump 01-Aug-16 05:38 PM

Cynthia_Dutch 01-Aug-16 05:38 PM

nice

made my day

Bchad 01-Aug-16 05:47 PM

Just gotta tell people til the next scandal

I've got a quick fix for this media disaster

Lift steels csgo ban

Fuckin bam this thing will be under the rug in 10 minutes

ashy 01-Aug-16 06:02 PM

wow guess what

they just fucking shut down CSGOLounge

lmfao

https://csgolounge.com/notice

TheDan™ 01-Aug-16 06:08 PM

Ash,

Check my inventory real quick, fam.

Lol

ashy 01-Aug-16 06:11 PM

whoa

fire serpent

👌

TheDan™ 01-Aug-16 06:27 PM

Ahhh suh dude.

Ozmiander 01-Aug-16 06:46 PM

GONNA TK YOU BOTH SUH DUDE

ashy 01-Aug-16 06:46 PM

suh

TheDan™ 01-Aug-16 06:59 PM

Suh

ashy 02-Aug-16 06:26 AM

Alright, aside from having nice skins we also play csgo from time to time

Most of us here are about the same skill level

Add eachother on Steam and use Discord to see if people wanna play

Ozmiander, c0rndog, King (vaulteck), Dan (twinkie), hotfries, Duhb, Cynthia, Rigby, macnult, if I left you out Im sorry

Got someone else you like to frag with? Lets get them in here too

Ozmiander 02-Aug-16 07:27 AM

wait, you got k1ng and hotfries to come here too? lol

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:30 AM

Not sub.io k1ng

King Geedorah is Vaultec in Discord

TheDan, King G, and ashy all used to play together over a year ago

Bchad 02-Aug-16 04:46 PM

Add me on steam

I'll play cs

When slots need to be filled

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:07 PM

nice bayonet @Rigby

http://www.hltv.org/news/18349-fer-sidelined-due-to-surgery

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:42 PM

Is Steam down for anybody else, due to maintainence?

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:42 PM

yes

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:42 PM

Suh.

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:42 PM

you're allowed out of the csgo channel, you know

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:42 PM

Dude.

I only spend time in csgo.

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

fair

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

I must become one with csgo.

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

... bitchart

God Emperor Trump 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/a3hIWlC.gif

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

You know what game yall SHOULD be playing

Runescape

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

RUNESCAPE

fuck

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:43 PM

Dude, I won't lie.

I have before for many years.

And still have like 60-70 days of membership left.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:44 PM

!

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:44 PM

Lol

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:44 PM

Taylor is like #1 Runescape guy

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:44 PM

In time played reccently

My stats are still pshit

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:45 PM

Dude, don't say that- just go for 99 RC cape and do NAT runs. And then once you make $100b, trade me 1b, and drop the rest.

Dank memes.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:45 PM

Nat runs

Ok

Sure

Def

Get RIGHT on that

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:45 PM

Honestly, I tried going for it,

I died of boredom.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:45 PM

Runespane is bae

Nobody runs runes anymore

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

That's breaks my Runescape, once-upon-a-time, heart.

That's?

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

I mean theres still OSRS

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

See. Even my sentence's fuck up.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

Which is still a lot of fun

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

Yeah, I play OSRS.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

Oh Im an RS3 guy

Pretty exclusively

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:46 PM

http://www.powerbot.org/community/topic/1229176-nsfw-so-this-just-happened-on-a-runescape-stream/

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:47 PM

How is RS3 actually? Give me to no-bullshit, Tay-swift 100% response.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:47 PM

Taking nostalgia out of the equation

RS3 is better

EOC is great

And allthe new updates are fire

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:48 PM

Hm. Well, if that's the case- I'm glad it's going well for people. I've only ever stuck around due to nostalgia.

Also- dat ass, Ashy.

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 08:49 PM

Its a vgood game and I will get bimmers into en masse if it kills me

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:49 PM

How ironic is it that the fat guy on Virtus Pro is named 'Snax'

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:50 PM

Dude.

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:50 PM

yall know what I'm talkin about

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:50 PM

VP is fantastic. And I'm ONLY saying that due to Taz being really kind, and Pasha... being Pasha.

Biceps, my friend.

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:50 PM

ye they made VP great again

TheDan™ 02-Aug-16 08:50 PM

Lol

c0rndog 02-Aug-16 08:55 PM

http://i.imgur.com/81bMUJU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/W78OJna.jpg

ashy 02-Aug-16 08:55 PM

👌

c0rndog 02-Aug-16 09:05 PM

http://i.imgur.com/RfMzMdO.gif FITE ME(edited)

Taylor SWifTT 02-Aug-16 09:14 PM

csgo channel has the best shitposts

Bchad 03-Aug-16 01:19 AM

csgo community has the best shit(posts)

ashy 03-Aug-16 06:25 AM

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sov9k7

That original story about Fer didnt really explain how serious his health issues were

Two big surgeries coming up, just to stop his hearing loss. He wont regain any of the hearing he lost, they say

https://m.reddit.com/r/csgobetting/comments/4vvjzc/abriefhistoryofcsgobettinganditsdemise/

c0rndog 03-Aug-16 09:39 AM

@ashy lol medical experts in Brazil. so what? like a 5 year old that watched a couple episodes of 'House' with mommy and daddy?

ashy 03-Aug-16 10:05 AM

lol yea fuck getting surgery in Brazil

Ozmiander 03-Aug-16 10:23 AM

but in brasil, the $50 usd they got for winning their last major made them the 1%!

http://archive.is/oBYR0

c0rndog 03-Aug-16 12:54 PM

when you say everyone rush out of b apts and onto site and everyone just stops in a door way and clogs everything up http://i.imgur.com/szhkZ4Y.gif

Hazlen 03-Aug-16 12:56 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

ashy 03-Aug-16 05:02 PM

anyone want to frag? trying to get my alt up another level so I can make it Prime

Macnult 03-Aug-16 05:06 PM

lemme see if i can

@ashy you talking about comp or just DMing?

ashy 03-Aug-16 05:07 PM

I was gonna comp but my alt is SEM

I added you, I'm harambe

wow you're quick

Macnult 03-Aug-16 05:08 PM

lol

ashy 03-Aug-16 05:09 PM

I played a bunch of GN1s last night so its about to rank up

Macnult 03-Aug-16 05:09 PM

oh word

ashy 03-Aug-16 05:12 PM

This .cfg file on my alt is fucked

getting really bad stuttering

dips under 50fps

Taylor SWifTT 03-Aug-16 05:17 PM

shamefrul

c0rndog 03-Aug-16 05:45 PM

@Bchad

ashy 03-Aug-16 06:03 PM

big accuracy change?

http://media.steampowered.com/apps/csgo/blog/images/graphs/AK47_FullAuto.jpg

TheDan™ 03-Aug-16 06:05 PM

Apparently.

Looks like spraying is a tad different, and burst/tap shots are more accurate.

In other words; if you play like Scream, you're in heaven atm.

ashy 03-Aug-16 06:06 PM

I bet they roll this back like the last one

TheDan™ 03-Aug-16 06:06 PM

Meh,

It's fun to change things up and experiment.

ashy 03-Aug-16 06:48 PM

First impressions: hard to tell a difference, unlike the last update

I feel like I got a couple headshots that I shouldn't have with the AK(edited)

or maybe a bullet or two quicker than usual

hard to say

BUT

the M4A4 seems significantly more accurate(edited)

I tap with the M4A4 so maybe I'm noticing the effects of the update here(edited)

TheDan™ 03-Aug-16 07:16 PM

Ashy,

You experience the AK-47 reload spray-bug?

Apparently that's occurring in the new patch.

ashy 03-Aug-16 07:17 PM

no what is it

TheDan™ 03-Aug-16 07:17 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JbX7zLflFs&feature=youtu.be

ashy 03-Aug-16 07:18 PM

it goes back to the old pattern?

TheDan™ 03-Aug-16 07:18 PM

It seems like it.

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/1616049762671146903/39CF664EE17C239DFEECBFDD86B162C3743EDA3B/

Welp, don't spray, only pull juan taps.

In b4 Scream.

ashy 03-Aug-16 07:23 PM

man the pistols fuckin sound like SHIT

TheDan™ 03-Aug-16 07:44 PM

I gotta test things out.

Bchad 03-Aug-16 08:58 PM

@c0rndog yes

c0rndog 03-Aug-16 08:58 PM

I wanted to know if you wanted to CS with me and ashy earlier

Bchad 03-Aug-16 08:59 PM

Shiiiit

At work still

c0rndog 03-Aug-16 09:00 PM

oh shit

Rigby 04-Aug-16 02:17 AM

https://youtu.be/4eBC0t1Ckso

And he died from bomb = lost AWP

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 02:22 AM

We're you playing against silvers?

Rather, were*

Ozmiander 04-Aug-16 09:18 AM

http://cdn.duelinganalogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/xygaming-comic-this-could-be-us.png

Rigby 04-Aug-16 11:44 AM

GN2. so pretty much

We are you playing adainst silvers? Were.

ashy 04-Aug-16 12:00 PM

https://m.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4w1kw0/proplayersreactionstothe_update/

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 12:03 PM

@Rigby I got a pretty good almost clutch today

dropped a 4 k and fuckin missed the defuse by like 3 seconds

so sad

Rigby 04-Aug-16 12:04 PM

😦

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 12:04 PM

1 revolvo to the head

1 knife

and 2 palace outplays

just to miss the fuckin defuse

ashy 04-Aug-16 12:11 PM

casual

Ozmiander 04-Aug-16 01:28 PM

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Why CSGO keep changing the sounds! No one wants it or am I wrong

to be fair, it's not like you hear fer complaining baout the sounds.

oh, wait...

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 02:04 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg4sWkSwap0&feature=youtu.be

Ozmiander 04-Aug-16 02:05 PM

don't be a loser.

buy a defuser.

no, still hella sick

i'd be trounced by S1s right now

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 03:11 PM

im literally pissed the fuck off

not queuing with non prime anymore

So I carry every game

but cant get the W

its so tilting(edited)

im going to lose my rank even tho it took 12 in a row to get it

yup

GN2 boyos

were the Ashy, Oz, Dan, duhb, me 5 man when you need it

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 03:58 PM

Lol

I'm sorry to hear that man, and I know how it feels, but you'll eventually get there.

I literally DM'd until rank 21.

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 04:01 PM

And, even then, I barely queue without a minimum 4man.

ashy 04-Aug-16 04:35 PM

@c0rndog Incon won't respond to me anymore, do you wanna see if he wants to join us?

I would recommend smurf accounts to you guys

At the point where an issue is actually serving as a deterrent to your playtime(edited)

Thats a problem

From my limited experiences lately playing on my GN1 non-prime alt, the skill level seems higher (upper GN caliber play) with almost guaranteed at least one smurf on each team

Which is basically just a PUG anyway

You can abandon the match if you have to bc its not your main

Duhb is great to play with but we can't expect him to be around

Oz is sick as fuck

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 04:44 PM

Yeah, I gotta get myself a smurf

So, I can potentially help lower ranks.

ashy 04-Aug-16 04:44 PM

Yeah, I mean I understand thats not doing much for you playing against weaker players

But on the other hand, just playing a comp or two per day is just...

keeps you in the zone

Only need rank 2 to MM now too I think

If anyone is super lazy, I have a third account that could be taken over, unranked (SEM + decay), level 21, non-prime

But it'll cost ya

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 04:48 PM

Lol

I'll trade a FN Marble Fade Bayo- 0.01 Float, Tri-colour.

ashy 04-Aug-16 04:49 PM

I meant like $10 or $20

🍆

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 04:50 PM

I'll trade a package of salsa, with pristine chips for dipping.

ashy 04-Aug-16 04:50 PM

What kind of salsa?

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 04:50 PM

Spicy. But not too spicy. Just right.

ashy 04-Aug-16 04:51 PM

... orly

God Emperor Trump 04-Aug-16 04:51 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/M9cev2Z.gifv

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 04:52 PM

And if you call now! I'll add in one pint of smooth, silky, glass of pineapple-peach juice, cause it's tasty as fuck, and healthy. Your welcome. Please. Hold the applause. 👌

ashy 04-Aug-16 04:53 PM

that sounds pretty dank

ashy 04-Aug-16 05:30 PM

@Rigby

Rigby 04-Aug-16 06:57 PM

Lol. Every call in that game I played was just meme. Wherever he was he was at meme or in meme or flashing meme. Was pretty funny

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 07:05 PM

@ashy cs???

@Rigby I played a game on inferno were every call was corndog

and consisted of people going "YOU JUST GOT FUCKIN CORNDOGGED"

ashy 04-Aug-16 07:08 PM

I might be up for some casual but thats all tonight

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 07:08 PM

no comp on the smurfer?

casual is like stage 4 cancer

ashy 04-Aug-16 07:09 PM

man I just feel like I'm gonna lose my job tomorrow

and I'm almost outta weed

and life just kinda sucks and I'm not feelin it

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 07:10 PM

sucks man

also why wont reggae shark reply to you?

or incon

ashy 04-Aug-16 07:10 PM

idk

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 07:10 PM

what ever that weeb calls himself now

i just played with him today

hes a bit of a league memer now tho

Rigby 04-Aug-16 07:43 PM

Memes make me feel ripe.

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 08:08 PM

http://i.imgur.com/eZFnL9S.jpg

look at that double entendere

Hazlen 04-Aug-16 08:09 PM

hell yeah

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 08:11 PM

@ashy remember when Deagz defended himself on the why he smoked mids

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:11 PM

remember that game of Mirage he threw two AWPs over the fence in CT spawn?

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 08:11 PM

lol

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:12 PM

oh shit waddup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmKzbxjHDQ

Hazlen 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

wat

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

That made me angry.

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

... triggered

God Emperor Trump 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/5oc5aDh.jpg

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

Dude. 5/7 flawless triggered.

With a pinch of salty.

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

.. deagz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmKzbxjHDQ

God Emperor Trump 04-Aug-16 08:13 PM

New quote added.

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:14 PM

seriously though

FUCK deagz

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 08:14 PM

Never playing with him. Lol

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 08:21 PM

lol

I specc'd that game

also

Sid

jesus christ that mustve been late 14 or early 15

@TheDan™ good thing you dont need too

he just had like 2 more kids

with 2 different baby mommas

including the 1 prior to those 2

he hasnt had internet in over a year

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 08:22 PM

Lol... Oh boy. That's ah... idiotic.

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 08:22 PM

he was the LOUDEST motherfucker ever

he didnt talk unless it was yelling

was one of those stoners that didnt stop going on about weed

like literally the only thing he knew how to talk about

said "I smoke mid not cause its cheaper but I cant justify buying something like that when mids here are just as good"

also just randomly went afk all the time

i dont think he actually played through an entire game of CS ever

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 08:25 PM

Reading what you just wrote, triggered me.

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:25 PM

STOP TALKING ABOUT DEAGZ GOD DAMMIT

TheDan™ 04-Aug-16 08:25 PM

Lol- it triggered Ashy too.

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 08:27 PM

right

Rejd 04-Aug-16 08:33 PM

deagz seems like a pretty cool guy

ashy 04-Aug-16 08:36 PM

... gmach1488

God Emperor Trump 04-Aug-16 08:36 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/najI6OY.png

c0rndog 04-Aug-16 11:31 PM

@Rejd (((TRIGGERED)))

im thinking about just making a bullshit one taps compilation

ashy 05-Aug-16 06:17 AM

I had an ace playing Dust II on my alt last night, and didnt even realize I aced until one of my teammates started having a fit

ashy 05-Aug-16 02:00 PM

http://www.hltv.org/news/18365-registration-for-esea-s23-open

team?

c0rndog 05-Aug-16 03:50 PM

I'll team

ashy 05-Aug-16 04:53 PM

$140k 👌

ashy 05-Aug-16 07:05 PM

https://youtu.be/w8NJmlEvwQA

that ace I didn't realize happened yesterday

Lancek 05-Aug-16 07:39 PM

That's lit ashy]

ashy 05-Aug-16 07:44 PM

ty

ashy 05-Aug-16 08:00 PM

>tfw you drop a 40 bomb and still tie

we were down 3-12 at half

Ozmiander 05-Aug-16 08:29 PM

http://i.imgur.com/TUNwp8Ul.jpg

@here i'm many bad things, but i;'m a goon of my word

Taylor SWifTT 05-Aug-16 08:45 PM

COntext?

ashy 05-Aug-16 08:46 PM

jesus

Ozmiander 05-Aug-16 08:47 PM

i made a bet, and lost, lol

Photex Toxx'd himself by saying he'd get the TL logo if they won the major

i countered by saying i'd get it if they lost

ashy 05-Aug-16 08:55 PM

.. oztat http://i.imgur.com/TUNwp8Ul.jpg

God Emperor Trump 05-Aug-16 08:55 PM

New quote added.

ashy 05-Aug-16 08:58 PM

are you gonna post it on the forums?

Hazlen 05-Aug-16 08:59 PM

lmao what

did oz get a pro e-sports team logo tattoo

ashy 05-Aug-16 09:08 PM

@here silver elite MM

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198166791559

smurf

c0rndog 05-Aug-16 09:15 PM

@ashy http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38601820908157894/A03E02809E66E72867CB4155A0670B6E4AA69E02/

Burrito use to try

Also that time I deranked to carry my scrub friends up in rank

Went from MG2 to S4 to carry my s1 and s2 friendos into nova

Ozmiander 06-Aug-16 07:43 AM

yes, i did

the best part is that because my brother in law owns the shop, i can get as many as i want, and cover over thingsi regret lol

ashy 06-Aug-16 08:58 AM

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763612&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=259

Hazlen 06-Aug-16 10:25 AM

Niiice

Ozmiander 06-Aug-16 10:41 AM

it was worth it, just for how salty sub.io is

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 05:30 PM

any idea how i can match with non russian fucks???? i alwasy end up with russians in csgo

Hazlen 06-Aug-16 05:31 PM

maybe its EU servers?

Rigby 06-Aug-16 05:48 PM

USA USA USA

c0rndog 06-Aug-16 05:49 PM

if you are EU its over for you

I mean you could probably set your CSGO ping gate to like no more max than like 24

it'll take you about 30 to 45 to find a game though possibly

ashy 06-Aug-16 05:53 PM

agree with lowering your 'acceptable matchmaking ping'

try 50 and go from there

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 05:53 PM

have I told you guys yet I hate Russians?

ashy 06-Aug-16 05:53 PM

... cynthia

God Emperor Trump 06-Aug-16 05:53 PM

📣 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-61Es0707Ng/Uzofs5wU2nI/AAAAAAAACek/6OesSF50VQ/s1600/pr23.png

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 05:56 PM

we shoul.d just bomb Russia

I am serious

put all the stupid people in Russia and just fucking nuke the shit out of it

ashy 06-Aug-16 05:56 PM

@Septapus comic

Septapus 06-Aug-16 05:57 PM

Here's your comic @ashy: http://i.imgur.com/xRAFV77.png

ashy 06-Aug-16 05:57 PM

... csgo

God Emperor Trump 06-Aug-16 05:57 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/JQkBZdr.gif

Taylor SWifTT 06-Aug-16 06:03 PM

I love Russians

ashy 06-Aug-16 06:05 PM

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 06-Aug-16 06:05 PM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

Taylor SWifTT 06-Aug-16 06:07 PM

Ive gotten real big into watching Russian survivalists on YouTube

Lancek 06-Aug-16 06:12 PM

What Cynthia said, but with the whole world instead

Ozmiander 06-Aug-16 06:38 PM

s1mple isn't russian, thankfully

ashy 06-Aug-16 06:40 PM

what is he

Ozmiander 06-Aug-16 06:41 PM

ukraine

ashy 06-Aug-16 06:41 PM

whats the difference

Ozmiander 06-Aug-16 06:41 PM

about two armies

ashy 06-Aug-16 08:19 PM

@Rigby we need a 5th

added you on my smurf

@Cynthia_Dutch wanna frag

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 08:20 PM

if he is not coming i am available

ashy 06-Aug-16 08:20 PM

cool we are on a 5 min break

but yeah join us cynthia

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 08:21 PM

ok will join you

ashy 06-Aug-16 08:52 PM

cynthia, oz, twinkie, corndog, and ashy = dream team

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 08:52 PM

cant believe how well i did there3

Rigby 06-Aug-16 08:53 PM

im late.

just saw your friend req

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 08:53 PM

just take a pregnancy test, you will be fine

Rigby 06-Aug-16 08:53 PM

i just went and got some...

Rigby 06-Aug-16 09:28 PM

done playing?

TheDan™ 06-Aug-16 09:45 PM

Ashy, you done playing? I mean, you're on an alt- cmon 'fam!

ashy 06-Aug-16 09:46 PM

yep im tilted

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 09:47 PM

@ashy hugs

Bchad 06-Aug-16 10:14 PM

Mmm nothing like some pure strain tilt

Ozmiander 06-Aug-16 10:35 PM

fuck you ashy

drunk as fuck dorky played with us instead

❤

Cynthia_Dutch 06-Aug-16 10:35 PM

you left me daddy

now i have daddy issues

ashy 07-Aug-16 07:27 AM

💩

ashy 07-Aug-16 09:06 AM

csgo is just an endless cycle of masiochism for me

I play with sub.io until its too much

I play with you guys until I get tilted

I solo queue and hate myself

why the fuck do I play this game

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 10:30 AM

@ashy because there isn't really another comp based team shooter and mobas are kinda really really really really really really really really shitty

ashy 07-Aug-16 12:12 PM

yeah I had a teammate tell me today that playing cat CT side Mirage was hurting the team, and that I should have been on B site with my teammate(edited)

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:28 PM

um

cat as CT is a fucking POWERPLAY

you get info, you hold mid, you can hold/retake b

ashy 07-Aug-16 12:29 PM

literally my favorite position...

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:30 PM

i mean, you can hear apps, underpass, mid, see into A

ashy 07-Aug-16 12:31 PM

... negative

God Emperor Trump 07-Aug-16 12:31 PM

📣 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DvPm9RyiXPQ/hqdefault.jpg

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

but

cat

is b site

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

NO

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

you can watch like everything

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

YOU NEED TO BE ON THE RED X

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

A site

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

THAT IS SITE

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:32 PM

B site

cat

mid

window

ladder

apts

like

what

thats probably the most essential spot in game

that being said

anyone down for CS?

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

NO FUCK CS

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

prefferably not on a haji sandy map

ashy 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jq7YngwUK4&feature=youtu.be

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

i'm down for office

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

pls no

ashy 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

same

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:33 PM

oh gawd

lordy lordy

guess Ill play if you guys office

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:34 PM

lol

we won't play office

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 12:34 PM

you wanna bet fgt

ill office you right now

kiddo

Ozmiander 07-Aug-16 12:35 PM

succ

Cynthia_Dutch 07-Aug-16 02:42 PM

i am down for office 😃

c0rndog 07-Aug-16 10:00 PM

God Emperor Trump 08-Aug-16 12:59 AM

💢No quote found.

Duhb 08-Aug-16 01:00 AM

... oztat

God Emperor Trump 08-Aug-16 01:00 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/TUNwp8Ul.jpg

Duhb 08-Aug-16 01:00 AM

honeslty the hair next to the tat caught my eye before the tat itself(edited)

c0rndog 08-Aug-16 10:42 AM

@ashy you at work or are you chillin at home?

ashy 08-Aug-16 10:50 AM

wagecucking

c0rndog 08-Aug-16 08:23 PM

so the game I just played there was 25 viewers.

so I guess 7 and half wins in a row dont mean shit for trying to rank up

Cynthia_Dutch 08-Aug-16 09:06 PM

because i was not there

TheDan™ 08-Aug-16 09:21 PM

No sexy "cyka blyat" encouragement. Sorry, Corn.

c0rndog 08-Aug-16 11:39 PM

added two ties and win

still nothing

probably cause I got 16 14d one game

but shit

need more Cynthia_Dutch power

grills gets the winz

Bchad 09-Aug-16 01:55 PM

Must be broke

c0rndog 09-Aug-16 03:26 PM

ranked up fuckers

GN4

Cynthia_Dutch 09-Aug-16 06:31 PM

oh so you are finally on my level?

Taylor SWifTT 09-Aug-16 06:32 PM

burn

ashy 09-Aug-16 06:34 PM

I'll allow it

Ozmiander 09-Aug-16 08:41 PM

spiros thinks ftp = rcon

lol

ashy 09-Aug-16 08:48 PM

spiros is an inbred narcissist

ashy 10-Aug-16 08:42 PM

I miss gambling

Ozmiander 11-Aug-16 08:23 AM

i miss shots

ashy 12-Aug-16 03:05 PM

Some bitcoin gambling sites have sprung up

Can you even mine bitcoins with a GPU anymore?

c0rndog 12-Aug-16 06:04 PM

and GN3 again

kek

15 wins to get it, 2 to lose it.

ashy 15-Aug-16 03:53 PM

RIP JW, krimz, and flusha

http://www.fnatic.com/content/96730

Ozmiander 15-Aug-16 04:17 PM

haha

Fnatic is dead

ashy 15-Aug-16 05:18 PM

play game on smurf

ace pistol round

lose next 8 straight and then the game

bc our team is all retards

i cri

c0rndog 15-Aug-16 05:25 PM

@ashy it happens. like win the first 3 rounds ez

lose the next 7 in a row by getting straight demolished

ashy 15-Aug-16 05:26 PM

its different when I drop 40 and two guys are single digits

... reeeee

God Emperor Trump 15-Aug-16 05:49 PM

https://youtu.be/-RROkYJGhdA

c0rndog 15-Aug-16 08:12 PM

oh I know those feels @ashy

its like playing with Burrito

or any other of my friends that aren't the ones in here

Fnatics reaction after losing JW, Flusha and KRIMZ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/154044225359446017/165298921847914507/0WAdmZH.png(edited)

ashy 18-Aug-16 06:18 AM

Played a goonman last night for first time in a while

meow started tilting at me early in the match, but its was party my fault for making dumb mistakes after not playing for a couple days

lost the game, but was 2nd on my team with a really nice clutch

video incoming

Ozmiander 18-Aug-16 10:26 AM

burn meow

ashy 18-Aug-16 03:28 PM

ashy 18-Aug-16 04:40 PM

ashy 18-Aug-16 08:17 PM

@here https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4yfz0d/counterstrikeglobaloffensiveupdatefor_81816/

Gamma 2 cases are out

ashy 19-Aug-16 06:46 PM

ahaha fake Taylor Swift from sub.io is trying to get to Supreme with no fucking mic

except he keeps getting stomped

he just lost two games lol

Taylor SWifTT 19-Aug-16 07:08 PM

Feuxlor Swift

Fakelor Swift?

ashy 19-Aug-16 07:09 PM

TAYLOR SWIFT OMG

Bchad 19-Aug-16 11:14 PM

I wanna get supreme with no mic

ashy 20-Aug-16 08:47 AM

Its funny bc hes only marginally better than me but thinks hes hot shit

I feel like I'd be DMG if I were still grinding 4-5 comps a day

ashy 20-Aug-16 09:06 PM

So I just played a game with sub.io

some of them are at a LAN

This guy mattchew was on a different team at the LAN

talking about how hes won more LANs than anyone in the game has even been to

demostars [gameworks]: according to mattchew u cheat
ashy: im so bad though
demostars [gameworks]: he said u bought ur acc

Taylor SWifTT 20-Aug-16 09:09 PM

kek

c0rndog 20-Aug-16 09:36 PM

>hacks

>bought the account

pick one kiddo like what

but good job ashy giving those guys the gookers

ashy 21-Aug-16 10:39 AM

I juan deag'd him from the top of mid when he had an AWP

For some reason people get really salty when that happens

c0rndog 21-Aug-16 04:33 PM

I mean it's a pretty rng shot

But people get even more salty when it's an R8 shot

I would've loved to hear that team chat though

ashy 21-Aug-16 05:13 PM

They weren't salty in game chat

But I did have 4 juan deags in two rounds that basically shifted the momentum of the game and allowed us to tie it

Shadowlz totally clutched the last round and won the game on his own though

https://youtu.be/SfgnHEThat8

c0rndog 21-Aug-16 09:48 PM

ashy pls carry me

also the new deagle sound

😩

its like stronk and powerful sounding but still lowquality shit sounding at the same time

i dont know how to feel about that

Bchad 22-Aug-16 01:00 AM

lets play some csgo right now

you guys wont

Bchad 22-Aug-16 01:22 PM

No one wanted to csgo my boredom away last night feels bad man

ashy 22-Aug-16 01:54 PM

Im down to play but not at 2am

c0rndog 22-Aug-16 02:37 PM

@ashy how about 3:37pm?

ashy 22-Aug-16 02:38 PM

I gotta go to the dermatologist

got an appointment at 4:20

... weed

God Emperor Trump 22-Aug-16 02:38 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/wgo2OyO.jpg

c0rndog 22-Aug-16 02:39 PM

such an odd time to schedule an appointment. like most people go for the increments of 15 but I guess you wanted your weed memes

ashy 22-Aug-16 06:04 PM

ahahahaha fake Taylor Swift just lost another game

Taylor SWifTT 22-Aug-16 06:07 PM

GOOD

mods please rename channel to #game_fuckfaketaytay

Bchad 22-Aug-16 08:07 PM

Wait why is a fake Taylor even allowed in subio

Can there be any justice in this game

Tell him he sucks in lan I think that was the guy you were trolling

ashy 23-Aug-16 10:58 AM

sub.io is very fond of fake Taylor for whatever reason

They were talking about making him an admin, but the fact that he doesnt use a mic became an issue

Ozmiander 24-Aug-16 04:50 PM

126-12 loss, came back from like 99-3

ashy 24-Aug-16 04:58 PM

rip

Ozmiander 24-Aug-16 05:15 PM

man

i get an invite like every match i play now

Taylor SWifTT 24-Aug-16 05:18 PM

Everyone wants to be friends with THE BIG GUY

Ozmiander 24-Aug-16 05:19 PM

it might just be because i don't rage

ashy 24-Aug-16 05:44 PM

@here gn1, gn2, and gn3 prime MM need 2

Ozmiander 24-Aug-16 05:45 PM

lemme grab a drink, i'll play

ashy 24-Aug-16 07:08 PM

welcome @Talljoe

feel free to shitpost

Taylor SWifTT 24-Aug-16 07:09 PM

BMW: Where Shitposting Is Not Only Allowed, Its Required!

Ozmiander 24-Aug-16 07:10 PM

talljoe, best joe

Hazlen 24-Aug-16 07:15 PM

we should get talljoe and joe together and see who's really the tallest

ashy 24-Aug-16 07:18 PM

I figured Joe is neck deep in weed, pussy, and shea butter

Hazlen 24-Aug-16 07:22 PM

thats our boy

Talljoe 24-Aug-16 07:38 PM

I'm 5'18"

ashy 25-Aug-16 06:16 AM

https://pvplive.net/c/world-leaders-force-csgo-tournament-out-of-china

http://www.dexerto.com/news/2016/08/24/fnatic-sign-academy-csgo-team/

told you I liked that guy Plessen

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 06:19 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci8cW2-F6D0

hahahahah

http://i.imgur.com/mG5tUZy.mp4

baited(edited)

Hazlen 25-Aug-16 06:53 PM

hahaha

thats great

ashy 25-Aug-16 07:09 PM

So

sub.io split a few weeks/months back and I didn't realize it

Xen started his own server and basically took the good goons from sub.io

also

just got a $20 Steam giftcard for my bday

what should I buy

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 07:21 PM

keys

ashy 25-Aug-16 07:21 PM

I kind of want a wasteland rebel glock

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 07:21 PM

wait, the good players, or the good people?

ashy 25-Aug-16 07:21 PM

the ones that were both

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 07:21 PM

huh, maybe that's what dorky meant

what's the ip?

ashy 25-Aug-16 07:23 PM

no idea, I wasn't invited

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 07:24 PM

was mushu?

ashy 25-Aug-16 07:24 PM

no clue

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 07:31 PM

i rejoined discord, i'm intrigued

Taylor SWifTT 25-Aug-16 10:44 PM

Coulda been your rebellion, Ashy

Ozmiander 25-Aug-16 11:08 PM

not worth it

ashy 26-Aug-16 05:01 AM

I'm too old

@Septapus reminder 12 hours Happy Birthday ashy!

Septapus 26-Aug-16 05:02 AM

Reminder set for 12 hours from now.

ashy 26-Aug-16 06:08 AM

Maybe I can use my Steam gift card on an ESEA Premium subscription

ashy 26-Aug-16 03:51 PM

@Ozmiander you trolling Xen in sub.io Discord is fucking hilarious

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 04:03 PM

lol

zero effort, maximum response

Septapus 26-Aug-16 05:02 PM

12 hours ago @ashy set a reminder: Happy Birthday ashy!

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 05:12 PM

grats oldfag

Hazlen 26-Aug-16 05:14 PM

happy birthday man

ashy 26-Aug-16 06:47 PM

ty ty

Taylor SWifTT 26-Aug-16 08:15 PM

:toot:

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 09:02 PM

man

ashy 26-Aug-16 09:02 PM

you ready?

@here https://youtu.be/dGTaRNBTYlw

best ace I've ever had

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 09:03 PM

see

that's the spiros i like

team player, constructive advice, etc

ashy 26-Aug-16 09:03 PM

yeah that was cool

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 09:04 PM

also

i love how every goonman video

it's 5v4

and i'm the dead guy

lol

ashy 26-Aug-16 09:04 PM

lol

Pinned a message.

Talljoe 26-Aug-16 09:28 PM

https://youtu.be/5Fdu20ZJheE

ashy 26-Aug-16 09:31 PM

HELL yeah Talljoe!

Talljoe 26-Aug-16 09:38 PM

You know, just regulating.

ashy 26-Aug-16 09:39 PM

that flash at the end was $$

Talljoe 26-Aug-16 09:40 PM

That could have gone so poorly.

Taylor SWifTT 26-Aug-16 09:56 PM

No risk, no reward

Live Dangerously

Talljoe 26-Aug-16 09:56 PM

Eat dessert first

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 09:56 PM

holding the space down man

Talljoe 26-Aug-16 10:05 PM

@here mm?

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 10:05 PM

hell yeah

i fell down a gundam hole and i'l reading the universal century timeline

please pull me out

fuck cs

someone walks in front of me while spamming mid with an auto last round

i get cool down

lol

Talljoe 26-Aug-16 10:49 PM

Well, you kind of did attack people earlier... 😃

Ozmiander 26-Aug-16 10:49 PM

victory taps aren't attacks! lol

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:26 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8odtxHkSw34

my ace though

Ozmiander 27-Aug-16 09:44 AM

lol

ashy

first line in dorky's new video

ashy 27-Aug-16 09:45 AM

"I just got running tapped by Oz, thats my life today" -VF

Ozmiander 27-Aug-16 09:45 AM

i laughed more at that than anything recently lol

ashy 27-Aug-16 11:18 AM

surc and macnult have a group of goons playing casual rn

Ozmiander 27-Aug-16 11:19 AM

that bastard

Ozmiander 27-Aug-16 12:45 PM

ashy 27-Aug-16 12:48 PM

lol shit

Ozmiander 27-Aug-16 12:50 PM

what are the fucking odds

Talljoe 27-Aug-16 03:46 PM

https://youtu.be/iExgnVXSAuE

Cynthia_Dutch 27-Aug-16 07:27 PM

Happy Birthday you old fart!

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:25 PM

@ashy can I play?

i mean im on a laptop has 2 -3 key ghosting

its from 2013

stutters

overheats

but you know

im c0rndog

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:30 PM

I gotta take a break man I just played 3 in a row

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:32 PM

you just dont love ol c0rny anymore

you made it out and now you forgot about the little niggas

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:32 PM

yep

did you watch my ace

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:33 PM

yeah

I just sat there in disbelief at the last shot

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:34 PM

lol

are you gonna be around tomorrow?

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:34 PM

like the whole mouth wide open makin no noises just sitting there like fuckkkkk

im off all tomorrow

but at like noonish im going to look at a miata

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:34 PM

alright we will play tomorrow

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:34 PM

so theres that

96 M Edition Starlight Mica nice af

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:35 PM

nice

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:35 PM

the not nice about it is I have to go durham

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:35 PM

I got a steam giftcard for my bday so I got a FT ST waseland rebel glock

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:35 PM

hopefully I dont shot raped and killed

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:35 PM

🔥

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:35 PM

in that order

thats bad ass dude

how much are those like 50?

also (happy late birthday)

or on time?

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:36 PM

they came down I got it for 39

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:36 PM

i dunno

ashy 27-Aug-16 08:36 PM

ty

Ozmiander 27-Aug-16 08:44 PM

corndog, NAs rule

c0rndog 27-Aug-16 08:56 PM

i know right?

Ozmiander 28-Aug-16 03:09 PM

"buns ur filipino quit acking like ur a real azn"

goddDAMN demo

c0rndog 28-Aug-16 03:30 PM

thats fucked

but true

they're just mexis with some asian

Ozmiander 29-Aug-16 07:20 PM

MM into GN3-4s

it's happeningggg

ashy 29-Aug-16 07:20 PM

you're MG1/MG2 easy

Ozmiander 29-Aug-16 07:25 PM

topfragging in goonmans once or twice has gotten me feeling a little better

lol

stats say GN2 is literally the most average rank, so even just staying there means i'm not total trash lol

ashy 29-Aug-16 07:27 PM

thats true

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 01:51 PM

got a MW Pit Viper, goodbye dumb desert sand or whatever

ashy 30-Aug-16 05:05 PM

noice

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 05:23 PM

chnaged the bizon photic zone for a blue streak too

DEEP. CUTS.

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 06:23 PM

so is there a way to disable prime matchmaking?

its sufficiently given me cancer

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:23 PM

yep

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 06:24 PM

like I know you can click that button but its still a chance you might get put into a prime game

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:25 PM

oh I thought you could disable it

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 06:27 PM

yeah i feel like the fun games are when I play with people that are non prime

then I solo queue and its

3 no mics

and a guy that abandons at round 4

every time

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:28 PM

yeah lotsa no mics lately

time for ESEA

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 06:28 PM

cevo is free

???

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:28 PM

can only play so many games per month I think

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 06:28 PM

oh

das gay af

isn't there some 15 dollar esea account that is for a team

like invite for 4 plus you?

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:29 PM

oh idk

I honestly work too much during the week to commit to anything

But I'm free on the weekends

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:33 PM

https://csgostash.com/skin/474/PP-Bizon-Blue-Streak

skin rules

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:34 PM

who even uses the fucking Bizon

oh wait

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:34 PM

there aren't enough blue guns

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:34 PM

Oz uses it all the goddamn time

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:34 PM

cause it catches bitches early half

lol

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:35 PM

yeah youre good with it

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:35 PM

if it helps, think of it like the lightning gun from quake lol

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:36 PM

man theres lots of blue guns

~i whatchu talkin bout

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 06:36 PM

http://ci.memecdn.com/473/8705473.jpg

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:37 PM

i mean face fucker blue

not "oh, i'm bluish blackish crap"

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:37 PM

ok fair

remember when @Duhb used to play video games with us 👶🏿

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:39 PM

no

who is that

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:39 PM

the dude who taught me how to play

then he got laid

and disappeared

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 06:39 PM

never heard of him. bet he sucks at cs.

i issed off some kid on d2 so bad earlier

he was about to plant a, so tapped him in the guts with usp, ducked back in before he saw me, wrapped around to cat and killed him as he finished planting

after looking around all paranoid the entire time

lol

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:43 PM

lmao nice

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 06:57 PM

When @ashy asks who uses the bison like he forgot my multiple aces / 4ks / 3ks every 2nd and 3rd round following pistol

bison op

ashy 30-Aug-16 06:58 PM

bison is a bad gun

you're dead to me until you join fantasy football

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:00 PM

also text duhb tia

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:00 PM

i suck at fantasy football

like

i dont even know what im doing

and duhb is a fucking normie now

he works out and runs

and hangs out with friends outside of forced interaction times such as work or school

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:01 PM

join fantasy football reee

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:01 PM

HEY YOU GUYS WANNA DO THE SPORTS BALL AMIRITE

EDGY 2014 INTERNET MAYMAY

ecks deee

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:01 PM

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:02 PM

also I can juan deag now

feels good

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:03 PM

bullshit

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:03 PM

i got like 5 last game

not on a laptop

that skips every 4th frame for no reason

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:03 PM

~i nigga ur a liar

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:03 PM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0S1bmvP7D_M/maxresdefault.jpg

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:03 PM

just don't try to shoot on the fourth frame

duh

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:03 PM

constant 12 to 15% loss with a 5% choke on the net graph

this laptop has a fried ram stick im sure

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:04 PM

sounds hot

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:04 PM

also >inb4 laptop reeeee

in process of moving

so desktop table and chair are in storage

desktop in closet

next to ashy

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:04 PM

yours balls in there too?

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:04 PM

storage?

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:04 PM

lenny face

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:04 PM

way to move like a white person

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

yep

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

who the fuck can afford "storage"?

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

we wasnt kangs

we was whites

am i being memed right now

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

lol

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

i dont appreciate it

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

oh how the tables have turned

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

only am I allowed to shit post in every channel

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

... jew

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:05 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/Ut70vQ2.jpg

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:06 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:06 PM

https://media.giphy.com/media/Vccpm1O9gV1g4/giphy.gif

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:06 PM

you guys remember that game of office we played(edited)

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:06 PM

best game ever

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:06 PM

totally fun right?

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:06 PM

man that wipes the smile off my face every time

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:07 PM

office is probably great if you don't play it against people who slum in the reserves map pool

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:07 PM

we got fucked

like

what happened was probably illegal

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:07 PM

we did come back

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:07 PM

yeah

thanks to me and duhb using the R8

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:08 PM

yeah that was it

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:08 PM

like how dusting off the cockroach hair as a mcdonalds cook makes it good again

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:08 PM

one day ashy will be on the R8 train

and will even r8 it 8/8

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:08 PM

nigga I got like $60 worth of deagle skins

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:09 PM

which is ironically the amount of shots it holds

and what deagle skins you got?

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:09 PM

I swear im gonna demote you

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:09 PM

pls no

I really like where im at

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:09 PM

he has like 60 kumicho dragons

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:09 PM

FN ST Cobalt Disruption for CT side

MW ST Crimson Web for T side

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:10 PM

nice

i have a bronze deco st

probably FT

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:10 PM

crap night

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:10 PM

if I didn't have a nice deag I'd be rocking a Mudder

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

but it's black, so wear doesnt show

so i win

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

yeah I like Night

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

oh no its actually MW

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

wooo deag skins

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

so do you guys like the skins in the new crate?

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

ft night i l ied

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:11 PM

i think they're pretty cool

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:12 PM

no I honestly don't really like any of them

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:12 PM

yeah I guess none of the guns that recieved skins you use(edited)

except the ak

but that one is like

fugly

to put it lightly

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:13 PM

right?

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:13 PM

I do like the new deag tho

its a little on the loud side tho

tad flashy

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:13 PM

do you think they will ever stop releasing cases?

like as the game becomes older/less popular?

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:13 PM

when the new game comes out / game is dead

/ people stop buying them

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:14 PM

or will they release cases endlessly until everything devalues to 0

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:14 PM

well lets take a look at TF2

which got yet another set of crate and dlc releaesed in the last couple of months

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:14 PM

really?

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:14 PM

yeah

I think it got another stupid expansion

and more skins

but valve will continue pushing skins every couple of months as long as it keeps paying the bills for those massive dota tournaments(edited)

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:20 PM

i mean

i'd take a newon revolution

with a neon rider

the krief Triarch is nice though

arent we due for a real update?

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:23 PM

the big accuracy update wasnt too long ago

allegedly they've done a big VAC wave since then as well

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:24 PM

man, valve should pay me to just sit and do overwatch

i'd be a hero

so what's this "prestige" shit?

when you hit 40 or something?

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:27 PM

to get your service medal

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:28 PM

i've been at 39 for like a week

somehow

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:28 PM

~i you can do it

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:28 PM

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:28 PM

~i i can do it

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:28 PM

http://data.whicdn.com/images/83341728/original.jpg

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:30 PM

yeah you'll get your 2016 service

you can be like me and have level 39 fully pended on 12/31 and then as soon as 1/1 starts you play and get a 2016 service medal(edited)

well it'll be 2017

but

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:31 PM

"this fucker got his service medal already and i'm still hung over from new years, wtf?"

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:31 PM

NC math skills at work

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:32 PM

common core teached me gud capten

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:32 PM

you must be a bbaby if you had common core

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:32 PM

we've had versions of it for a long time

just called other bullshit

am only 20 though so i guess is still baby?

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:33 PM

i'm jsut fucking around, i dropped out of a prestigious school before i even went

lolol

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:33 PM

@Duhb is probably the youngest in the chat, kid is like 17 i think

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:33 PM

im dum

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:33 PM

no hes 19 or 20 now

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:33 PM

nah, Im 20

hes 2 years behind on a late bday

i think

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

duhb's actually your dad

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

i wish

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

he got caught fucking

by his parents

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

yeah cause his asian gf was like

O O O

EE

E

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

c0rndog did it. 😒 🔫

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

E

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

I told him to tell them to just be glad it was a girl

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:34 PM

AHHHHH

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:35 PM

more like

AHHH!! ITAIIIIIII!!

then his bong shatters

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:35 PM

duhb

weed

pls

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:35 PM

duhb is a good boy

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:35 PM

he can barely handle the piss water that is PBR

on a side note of other texas dwellers

https://www.facebook.com/OneDeagz/videos/1064652543624110/

thats deagz new babby moms

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:43 PM

not friends with him , cant see

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:44 PM

yeah I'm not clicking on that

fuck deagz

... deagz

God Emperor Trump 30-Aug-16 07:44 PM

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmKzbxjHDQ

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

ogre in the swamp beware

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

ugh

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

I wasnt asking you to post it ffs

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

its bye bye

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

that shit is like an onion

it smells and half the world don't like her

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

been censored by the liberal media

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:47 PM

yeah burned into my retinas

@Taylor SWifTT I'm demoting c0rndog

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:48 PM

PLEASE NO

Taylor SWifTT 30-Aug-16 07:48 PM

agreed

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:48 PM

@Taylor SWifTT TELL HIM NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ozmiander 30-Aug-16 07:48 PM

demoted to "Pistol Round Failure"

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:48 PM

dont call me @Burrito

(got eem)

fuck

now im a vaper

time to kms

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:49 PM

oops

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:49 PM

pls no

be nice

no rape rape me mr

Taylor SWifTT 30-Aug-16 07:50 PM

We need to fill out the Das Vaper rank imo

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:50 PM

Now it will be even more crushing when you get moved down to normie

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:50 PM

no pls

no normie chat

i need the gmachmakeamericagreatagain chat

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:50 PM

shhh

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:52 PM

sad days

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:52 PM

yeah its all fun and games until someone loses and then goons will be butthurt

wow thats fucking deep

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:53 PM

like a true philosopher(edited)

so ashy I assume you got to keep your job?

if so congrats on being top 1% in your area

or congrats on being of a racial background that if they were to let you go there would be much legal recourse

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 07:57 PM

as an OG Das Vaper

welcome, c0rndog

ashy 30-Aug-16 07:57 PM

wat

yes to #1

im poor #2

im white #3

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 07:59 PM

#2 meant job performance wise

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:00 PM

word is they are expanding actually

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:00 PM

@Hazlen does this mean I have to buy a vape now?

and a lowered 99 civic ex with Si badges?

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:00 PM

going to open a warehouse by me to start delivering tires out as far as the coast

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:00 PM

WHO THE FUCK PROMOTED A DAS VAPER WHO DON'T VAPE

GDI

yes

get a vape

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:01 PM

Taylor decreed that Das Vapers dont have to vape

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:01 PM

and chuck mad clouds

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:01 PM

a long time ago

there was much reee'ing

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:01 PM

the reeeing echoes today still

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:01 PM

ashy, discount tire???

if so, way to work for one of the best companies in NC

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:01 PM

maybe he works for tire discount?

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:02 PM

nice meme

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:02 PM

the company I work for got bought out by a huge chain, but the shops they will be running locally in NC are Mr. Tire stores

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:02 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:02 PM

and we will be distributing tires to them, on top of our already state-wide customer base

sounds like its on the up and up

but we'll see

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:03 PM

damn ashy i thought you sold like chips n shit

not tires

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:03 PM

I dont sell tires

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:03 PM

Mr Tire is fuckin huge here

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:03 PM

Im not a shill

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:03 PM

deliver then

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:03 PM

But I help move em

Im trying to get into this new warehouse but they know

and fuck no Im not hiring any of you

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:04 PM

i work at carmax

dont wanna do tires

I get discounts on cars

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:04 PM

thats whats up

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:04 PM

have you used that discount yet

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:04 PM

my name is in a MSM MX-5

so technically?

about 10k out the door is what im about to spend.

its a lava orange one. so 1 of like 394

05

I saw that

haz

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:06 PM

🕵

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:07 PM

so haz are you gonna get Forza Horizon 3 on pc or nah?

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:08 PM

prob not

I've got a few months to save money for a long move, after that i can dispose my income how i see fit

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:09 PM

dern

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:09 PM

I need a sim pit

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:09 PM

i need goons to play with and it looks like its gonna be the best pc open world car game for a while

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:10 PM

will it run on win 7

Hazlen 30-Aug-16 08:10 PM

ask lance he's got a sweet wheel and pedals

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:11 PM

i think its win 10 only

more Msoft shillery

they've turned win10 into basically an xbox

ashy 30-Aug-16 08:11 PM

fuuuuuck

c0rndog 30-Aug-16 08:12 PM

but they've made a moba style game called gigantic thats cross platform

xbone players stand no chance

oh apparently forza horizon will have drop in cross play between pc and xbox so you can play with friendos on xbox

I bet the game will suffer from the same problem GTA and COD has / the more FPS the faster you move

so pc at 60 will be like 1.5 time faster than the console fags at 30fps

Taylor SWifTT 31-Aug-16 06:26 PM

https://gfycat.com/PerfumedWelltodoFlies

Ozmiander 31-Aug-16 06:27 PM

awww, i thought tay was playing cs

Taylor SWifTT 31-Aug-16 06:27 PM

Im way to bad to play

Ozmiander 31-Aug-16 06:28 PM

dude

i started where you are a few months ago

and now i'm stunningly MEDIOCRE

c0rndog 31-Aug-16 06:48 PM

@Ozmiander

invite me

@Ozmiander

ashy 31-Aug-16 07:13 PM

csgo goons

we're doing a rust thing

wipe tomorrow, jump in and kill people

Taylor SWifTT 31-Aug-16 07:14 PM

I think some of these HaX guys play CSGO

Could be an avenue to further a cultural take over

ashy 31-Aug-16 07:14 PM

https://discord.gg/JpAN3u9

c0rndog 31-Aug-16 07:40 PM

whats that new chat for ashy

is that the dank CS chat

Hazlen 31-Aug-16 07:40 PM

click it and have your wildest dreams come true~

Taylor SWifTT 31-Aug-16 07:40 PM

No its the Pubbie Rust clan

Ozmiander 31-Aug-16 08:30 PM

i got GN3 and Service Medal 2016

c0rndog 31-Aug-16 08:56 PM

and I got raped

I dc'd so hard that steam deleted files from CS mid match

making it impossible for me to reconnect

so imma derank

got banned for 30

Ozmiander 31-Aug-16 09:05 PM

minutes, or days?:P

c0rndog 31-Aug-16 09:06 PM

30 minutes

yep my hard drive skipped mid game and jettisonned like 9 files for no reason

Ozmiander 31-Aug-16 09:06 PM

wtf

Hazlen 31-Aug-16 09:06 PM

that.. doesn't sound right

c0rndog 31-Aug-16 09:06 PM

shitty 3 year old laptop with a 5400 rpm hybrid drive

and bad ram

any thing is possible

just reinstalled 9mbs of cs back to hdd lets see how this goes

it fucked my shit so hard its making me do first time set up agin

again*

Ozmiander 31-Aug-16 09:10 PM

back to weapons course with you

ashy 01-Sep-16 06:15 AM

Get a solid state

Casual

God Emperor Trump 02-Sep-16 08:58 AM

💢No quote found.

Ozmiander 02-Sep-16 08:59 AM

... hs

God Emperor Trump 02-Sep-16 08:59 AM

📣 https://i.imgur.com/fjGxY84.jpg

ashy 02-Sep-16 03:19 PM

fuck I just moved my desk

now Im gonna be bad

ashy 02-Sep-16 06:33 PM

ok maybe not

44-11 Deathmatch with Deagle only

ashy 03-Sep-16 07:40 AM

... s1mple

God Emperor Trump 03-Sep-16 07:40 AM

📣 https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

ashy 03-Sep-16 08:41 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNQx0yBwGs

Ozmiander 03-Sep-16 05:12 PM

some of the best cs ever played today

not in points

or kills

but in vibes

ashy 03-Sep-16 05:18 PM

yeah we had a cool squad

I hate repeatedly losing games though

Ozmiander 03-Sep-16 05:19 PM

dude, i've lost like

4-6 in a row

i'm legit mad at myself

Ozmiander 04-Sep-16 03:43 PM

... casualracism

God Emperor Trump 04-Sep-16 03:43 PM

📣 https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwW0OgyAMANC7cAAqH5XqbQgSdJGV0C7-WHb3vfc1n3mb3ZyqQ3aA45LC87CiPHOrtjG3u-ZxiS3cIavmcvb6VgFHDjFRWgMFT-gjgfduIYzo07KFbY0UoFd-7Gs08_sDn80hkQ.Y3lQmKMBBZD1UMDK6aW951e2xtw.jpg

Ozmiander 05-Sep-16 07:29 PM

oz closes it out with the usp-s headshot

WOO

GO OZ

ashy 05-Sep-16 07:30 PM

you played well today

Ozmiander 05-Sep-16 07:30 PM

yeah, short slump i guess

i was beating out four GN4s and 1 LEM(edited)

so i guess

lol

ashy 06-Sep-16 11:12 AM

hotfries unboxed a Gamma Doppler Gut Knife

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 11:34 AM

...

fucking hotfries

haha, ashy

just unboxed ST FN M4A1-S Cyrex and FN Butterfly Fade

ashy 06-Sep-16 12:09 PM

shut up

Are you fucking with me?

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 12:09 PM

nope, legit

.04 for the cyrex

and .02 for the knife

ashy 06-Sep-16 12:56 PM

wow

ashy 06-Sep-16 01:29 PM

... feelsgoodman

God Emperor Trump 06-Sep-16 01:29 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/lmZfn6a.gif

Bchad 06-Sep-16 01:29 PM

Is the cyrex still worth anything I sold my fn during the gambling controversy for like 40 bux

I know a year ago it was well over 100

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 01:29 PM

55-60

Bchad 06-Sep-16 01:30 PM

Eh how the mighty have fallen

I guess the a1 nerf doesn't help its price either

That and the Vulcan are my favorite skins in he game

What's the new best ak flavor these days

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 01:30 PM

neon

https://csgostash.com/family/Neon+Revolution

Bchad 06-Sep-16 01:32 PM

Still no Vulcan to me

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 01:32 PM

gay baby skin

Bchad 06-Sep-16 01:34 PM

I'm trying to get back into csgo but nothing about he game makes me excited anymore

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 01:34 PM

i'm waiting for pros to start tailoring their skin loads to the maps they're on

sand dashes for dust/mirage!

ashy 06-Sep-16 01:58 PM

lol what

Vulcan is still best AK

also lol if you still use the M4A1S

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 01:59 PM

The A1-S slows for like 80 to 90% move speed on shot but it takes for ever to kill

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:00 PM

It's like just shooting fuckin superglue at the persons foot

Bchad 06-Sep-16 02:01 PM

Yeah I don't use it that's why I sold the skin

I sold my Vulcan too but looking at cs skins

Nothing is better

ashy 06-Sep-16 02:02 PM

Yall should start playing with us, weve been 5 man MM with sub.io goons

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:02 PM

Really ashy

Fuck you

Talking about some ill play with you tomorrow

No invite

I cry evertiem

Bchad 06-Sep-16 02:03 PM

I

Played a few matches this weekend

ashy 06-Sep-16 02:03 PM

You havent been online in like a week corndog you stupid fuck(edited)

Bchad 06-Sep-16 02:03 PM

I need to get prime I guess now that that's a thing before I get back into match making

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:04 PM

Lol das true but

ashy 06-Sep-16 02:04 PM

ecks deee

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:04 PM

I'll play maybe later tonight if I can ever get out of here with my fucking Miata

But the sales managers are like we are in meeting ecksddeeeee

Hazlen 06-Sep-16 02:05 PM

STEAL THAT BITCH YO AND GHOST RIDE IT OUT THE LOT

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:05 PM

Is ghost riding a manual a thing?

Like without hitting the 35+ cruise control floor

Hazlen 06-Sep-16 02:05 PM

pop the clutch and step out it'll drive till stalled

just don't leave it in second or third jfc

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:06 PM

Lol that never works for me. No matter how slow I let the clutch out if I'm not giving gas my shit stalls

Maybe cause older clutch but still

Hazlen 06-Sep-16 02:06 PM

that's weird

was gonna say my 89 has no problem idling in gear but eh, 4x4

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:07 PM

Both my 325i's, my NA Miata and my tC won't do the go without gas

Yeah 4x4 and probably a heavy as fuck flywheel

>inb4 wrong channel

Hazlen 06-Sep-16 02:08 PM

>inb4 reeeee

if i put the tcase in low i can idle in fifth 8)

c0rndog 06-Sep-16 02:08 PM

Muh Ft. lbs

ashy 06-Sep-16 04:18 PM

who wants to frag

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 04:21 PM

i just spent 2 hours waiting for the bus to drop off my kid on his firstday of school

i need to murder a bit

but i have to wait for these perogies to finish

ashy 06-Sep-16 04:23 PM

ok I'll practice my juan deags but hurry

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 04:23 PM

you've never seen me eat perogies before

ashy 06-Sep-16 04:25 PM

Ozmiander 06-Sep-16 04:26 PM

who chews????

reee

Rejd 06-Sep-16 05:01 PM

Speaking of flywheel weight

I don't understand why people want lighter flywheels

Except for being able to rev it up faster while clutched in which is dumb

ashy 06-Sep-16 05:03 PM

"less rotational mass"

Rejd 06-Sep-16 05:04 PM

Like a few grams would be much

Oh! Oh! Oh! The best part is people replacing steel parts with aluminium to reduce weight

And overall maybe reducing weight by less than a kilogram

Here's a much more effective method to lighten your bike! Eat less!

Take a shit before your ride!

ashy 06-Sep-16 05:07 PM

or do some meth

Rejd 06-Sep-16 05:07 PM

Oh wait this is cs chat

Why is there moto chat in cs chat

ashy 06-Sep-16 05:07 PM

because of fucking corndog

#BanCorndog

Hazlen 06-Sep-16 05:19 PM

Literally the WORST

Lancek 06-Sep-16 05:20 PM

... ban

God Emperor Trump 06-Sep-16 05:20 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/woZnVFz.gif

ashy 06-Sep-16 07:56 PM

3/3 and a rank up

I love MM during the week

Talljoe 06-Sep-16 10:14 PM

@here mm?

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 11:09 AM

http://i.imgur.com/hzvsulZ.jpg

Hazlen 07-Sep-16 11:10 AM

HELL Yeah

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 01:44 PM

so apparently i have sub.io REALLY pissed at me now, lol

like, people i've never talked to are calling for my head because of things like raging in chat and emulating sleppy?

jfc

Hazlen 07-Sep-16 01:46 PM

lol why

how do you manage to piss off so many goons idgi

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 01:47 PM

i'm a bad person

Taylor SWifTT 07-Sep-16 01:47 PM

Love it

Thats why Oz is #1

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 01:47 PM

dude

Deleted User d0032b2b 07-Sep-16 01:48 PM

is there a CSGO discord?

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 01:48 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635620&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=292#post463974466

Deleted User d0032b2b 07-Sep-16 01:48 PM

disgoon

hell yeah, nice big red title

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 01:49 PM

just keep going from there

it gets bad

fast

Taylor SWifTT 07-Sep-16 01:51 PM

discordgoons.com

Deleted User d0032b2b 07-Sep-16 01:52 PM

that's a lot of words about one gun buy

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 01:53 PM

oh yeah, it's all trash

Taylor SWifTT 07-Sep-16 01:55 PM

"He admitted in the discord that all he's doing is purposefully stirring up shit because "all SA is good for is fighting""

Doing Gods Work Oz

Doing Gods Work

ashy 07-Sep-16 02:19 PM

lol fuck sub.io

all the cool goons left anyway

Hazlen 07-Sep-16 02:22 PM

fuck anyone who hates oz

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 02:59 PM

no, i usually deserve the hate

i'm fine with that

ashy 07-Sep-16 04:13 PM

It amazes me how polarizing of a person you are perceived to be

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:14 PM

i'm such a dick

that i just bought surc a The Pro foil sticker for $5

lol

ashy 07-Sep-16 04:15 PM

nice

I honestly feel like so much drama from sub.io towards you is either ironic or confusing you with someone else

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:15 PM

dude, did you see azu's complaints against me?

i honestly think he has me confused for someone else

lol

ashy 07-Sep-16 04:16 PM

I read Discord but I'm banned from forums

but yeah in Discord he doesn't seem to be describing you

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:16 PM

he thinks my confusion is a LONG CON

ashy 07-Sep-16 04:16 PM

I thought it was ironic until I realized how tilted he was

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:16 PM

LONG

CON

i honestly don't think they believe i've only been playing since i started in there

Hazlen 07-Sep-16 04:19 PM

Wait is csgo your first cs?

Hard to believe.

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:21 PM

no

i just didn't play de

all gungame/deathmatch

ashy 07-Sep-16 04:21 PM

Oz started playing CSGO on a daily basis in Feb

He had little to no previous experience

He outfragged me in a competitive match yesterday against good players

Attachment: subioozmiander.rtf (6.5 KB)

... lit

God Emperor Trump 07-Sep-16 04:23 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/dvtkh3n.jpg

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:27 PM

if you can't be good

be real bad

REAL bad

ashy 07-Sep-16 04:27 PM

or be good with a bad gun

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 04:28 PM

i'm as good witha bizon as i am with an m4

sadly

wow

demo is mad too, lol

he caught a probie for saying i should die

and now blocked me on discord lol

Hazlen 07-Sep-16 04:54 PM

Aww they sent you death threats <3

ashy 07-Sep-16 05:09 PM

need a goon for MM @TheDan™

@Deleted User d0032b2b whats your rank

Deleted User d0032b2b 07-Sep-16 05:28 PM

GN1

i think you guys are prolly way higher

ashy 07-Sep-16 05:30 PM

... weed

God Emperor Trump 07-Sep-16 05:30 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/wgo2OyO.jpg

Ozmiander 07-Sep-16 06:10 PM

gn4 from that trash match

wtf

ashy 07-Sep-16 07:16 PM

@Deleted User d0032b2b we will start picking you up if you want, we are all bad at csgo but have been playing a couple comps everyday

ashy 08-Sep-16 06:12 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sJPWKZ2kPc

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 03:22 PM

so

i set up a Coutnerstrike 1.6 server

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 03:22 PM

Yeah?

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 03:23 PM

74.76.251.127:27015

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 03:23 PM

Make 1.6 Great Again?

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 03:23 PM

it's ALWAYS been great

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 03:23 PM

you should steal the deadmanstanding mods

my fav 1.6 server

low grav + hook

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 03:23 PM

right now it's just me with admin and i THINK everyone can votemap

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 03:24 PM

I wonder if I even HAVE 1.6

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 03:24 PM

no

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 03:24 PM

http://www.deadmanstanding.com

goddamn their website with the flash intro is still online

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 03:24 PM

I dont?

Maybe its Source I have

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 03:25 PM

well, what is 1.6 anyways, like $5?

ashy 08-Sep-16 03:54 PM

I dont even have 1.6 lol

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 03:57 PM

i know

loser

ashy 08-Sep-16 03:59 PM

I played it on a friends computer 13 years ago(edited)

I couldn't figure out how he could buy everything so fast

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:02 PM

it's $10 when not on sale

probably 2c on g2a

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:04 PM

$8 on g2a

https://www.g2a.com/counter-strike-1-6-steam-cd-key-global.html

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:05 PM

jesus $8 for 1.6

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:05 PM

I'll just get it off steam

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:06 PM

playing 1.6 after so much go is nuts

the maps are the same

BUT DIFFERENT

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:06 PM

old mirage was cool

fuck original dust

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:06 PM

dust is bad

dust2 is the good one

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:07 PM

yeee

office was aight

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:07 PM

the server is running oilrig right now i think lol

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:07 PM

oh damn forgot all about oilrig

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:07 PM

why do I not own this game

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 04:16 PM

por que

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:16 PM

to play with oz

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:16 PM

I need to know the map that was on the xbox version of Counterstrike it was a house with a basement and attic inside a canyon sorta place?

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:16 PM

Inferno?

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:16 PM

all i know is there was a ramp where you could throw a smoke nade and it would spam everyone with nade sounds for the rest of the match

nah not inferno

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

Oct 21, 2004 Half-Life Platinum Pack Complimentary
Oct 21, 2004 Condition Zero Complimentary

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

I think it was an xbox only map

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

that's how old this steam acct isa

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

shit dude

so do you have a 5 year coin?

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

yeah

should have a fucking 10

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

man rock that shit

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

heh

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:17 PM

I want a 5 year coin soooo bad

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:18 PM

I remember inputting my boxed Half Life key into steam

and getting all the games

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:18 PM

if my alt acct had csgo, it'd have a 5 year coin too

heh

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:18 PM

wow

I'll trade you beans for your alt(edited)

*my alt

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:19 PM

Oct 13, 2011 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Beta Retail Retail

lemme find the deets for my alt

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:19 PM

I gotta go irl stuff, I wasn't expecting you to say yes

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:20 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197969744178

if you want to swap, np

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:20 PM

its linked to The Sauce's mom's cell phone also so I gotta unlink it which gives the account a cooldown

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:20 PM

no worries, it aint' going anywhere lol

ashy 08-Sep-16 04:20 PM

word

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 04:20 PM

oh rip lmbo

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:22 PM

haha

it has some old tf2 items on it

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197969744178/inventory/#440

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 04:23 PM

nice

Lancek 08-Sep-16 04:27 PM

lol

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 04:30 PM

74.76.251.127:27015 lol

Talljoe 08-Sep-16 06:01 PM

I also should have a 10-year coin.

ashy 08-Sep-16 06:56 PM

1.6 = ez headshots

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 06:56 PM

hell yeah

ashy 08-Sep-16 06:57 PM

I saw that

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 06:57 PM

🕵

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 06:58 PM

pro tip for 1.6

wallbang everything

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 07:00 PM

does 1.6 still got the fast m4 silencer switch?

I was salty when they finally fixed that in source

ashy 08-Sep-16 07:01 PM

yep

Talljoe 08-Sep-16 08:20 PM

There's no "panthers" in "team."

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 08:24 PM

You know who I miss

Joe

Wow he straight up left Discord

RIP

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 08:24 PM

Oh what(edited)

Rip blunty Joe :(

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 08:25 PM

Why did yall run off sweet baby Joe

Hazlen 08-Sep-16 08:26 PM

And here I thought he just got really fucking high and wandered off

Taylor SWifTT 08-Sep-16 08:27 PM

~b burned too bright

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ashy 08-Sep-16 08:33 PM

casual

Ive been crying about joe for weeks

Ozmiander 08-Sep-16 08:36 PM

we lost because ashy was busy looking at his center's ass

ashy 08-Sep-16 08:40 PM

😔

Ozmiander 09-Sep-16 08:24 AM

https://clips.twitch.tv/adren_tv/TenderOkapiMVGame

Ozmiander 09-Sep-16 12:39 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cN9ygNE00

ashy 09-Sep-16 03:08 PM

so basically they broke CSGO

I always try to shoot people in the eyeballs anyway

or like, the forehead

ashy 10-Sep-16 10:12 AM

fuck

beans is locked to The Sauce's mom's phone

I can't unlink it without getting the code off her phone

Hazlen 10-Sep-16 10:14 AM

rip the sauce

call his mom up

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 10:16 AM

pretty sure you can use steam support to

but :effort:

... effort

God Emperor Trump 10-Sep-16 10:16 AM

💢No quote found.

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 10:27 AM

HELL yeah

i'm rich with sand sprays, contractors and safari meshes

ashy 10-Sep-16 10:33 AM

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 10:35 AM

now ur leet

hell yeah

$3 in skins and 44c in the wallet

i scammed ur ass

ashy 10-Sep-16 10:38 AM

Duhbs friend was playing on it for a while and was opening like a case or two a week

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 10:39 AM

whyyyy

ashy 10-Sep-16 10:39 AM

I mean I was hoping he'd get something nice so I could lock him out of the account

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 10:39 AM

lol

Hazlen 10-Sep-16 10:40 AM

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 10:40 AM

"oops, my acct is broken, you lost that assimov"

Hazlen 10-Sep-16 10:40 AM

lol i played this in 2016(edited)

ashy 10-Sep-16 10:40 AM

all you guys played briefly at the end of the year

Taylor, Rejd, Method

ashy 10-Sep-16 01:32 PM

@Deleted User d0032b2b we need a 5th can you play

Deleted User d0032b2b 10-Sep-16 01:32 PM

sorry, at work right now 😦

ashy 10-Sep-16 01:32 PM

fuuuuck

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 02:40 PM

no worries

we played with horrible fucking cheaters

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 03:43 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197961634234

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 04:17 PM

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=194422

ashy 10-Sep-16 04:18 PM

Im banned you dick

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 04:18 PM

can still read

ashy 10-Sep-16 04:20 PM

nope

Ozmiander 10-Sep-16 04:20 PM

logout nerd

ashy 10-Sep-16 04:21 PM

I did

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:22 PM

what were you banned for ashy

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 12:23 PM

posting taylor swift tranny porn

ashy 11-Sep-16 12:23 PM

COMMENTING on

*

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:23 PM

that sucks

ive been autobanned for making a thread on the Awful App and not being reminded of bannable tags

ashy 11-Sep-16 12:24 PM

lol what

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:24 PM

i made some dumb thread in gbs and used the "Hot" tag

ashy 11-Sep-16 12:24 PM

wow

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:24 PM

thought the autoban was because of the images

dude mobile posting is a dangerous game

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 12:28 PM

http://i.imgur.com/QfvskF8.jpg

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:28 PM

yall watching g2 vs nip

?

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 12:29 PM

no, i hate csgo now

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:29 PM

lol why

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 12:30 PM

mad cause bad

deranked again

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:30 PM

rank doesn't mean shit

i mean it does, but if you're trying to get better at cs the goal shouldnt be to rank up

Talljoe 11-Sep-16 12:35 PM

I want to rank up to gn2 that way I can practice and derank without ending up playing with silvers again.

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 12:38 PM

unranked 5v5 would be fun

will never get it

Macnult 11-Sep-16 12:38 PM

you could always play CEVO

it's free and isn't terrible

ashy 11-Sep-16 07:31 PM

remember when fucking @c0rndog used to play CSGO

Taylor SWifTT 11-Sep-16 07:37 PM

rip Joe

ashy 11-Sep-16 07:37 PM

lmao lunas inventory is just pages and pages of taco MLG Columbus stickers

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 07:56 PM

fun when he gets banned, duh

Bchad 11-Sep-16 08:05 PM

I played csgo today and had fun

My body is almost ready to play with goons

My aim is like half back

Played some casual because dm gets old and people were bitching about hackers on every server and I'm just fry facing real hard because I don't think anyone hacks in casual

Ozmiander 11-Sep-16 08:09 PM

if you had fun

you weren't playing cs right

Bchad 11-Sep-16 08:41 PM

That's usually true

But day one back

Talljoe 11-Sep-16 10:57 PM

I get home about midnight, ready the goons.

ashy 12-Sep-16 04:00 PM

who wants to frag

@Ozmiander @Talljoe @Deleted User d0032b2b

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 04:02 PM

I DO!!!!

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 04:03 PM

every time you ask that

i think of that dumb prepay euro card commercial

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:11 PM

@here need a 5th

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 05:11 PM

Just dropping in to say I'm gay for CS.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:11 PM

come play

we are literally steamrolling today

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 05:11 PM

damnit that was the bots cue(edited)

I can't I'm at work still

Bchad 12-Sep-16 05:14 PM

I'd play if I wasn't at wirk

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:44 PM

Not sure if anyone else feels this way, but playing on any map in CS seems better than DustII, atm. Holy shit- literally any match I've played blows on D2, with too many problems to mention.

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 05:45 PM

yeah

Taylor SWifTT 12-Sep-16 05:45 PM

Office is best map

Hth

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 05:45 PM

new dust feels bad compared to old dust

office is my shit yo

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:46 PM

we've been running mirage/train/cache for our rotation

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:46 PM

Dude, Train is fucking lovely.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:46 PM

it really is

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:46 PM

Nobody knows how to play it, and my strats are next level..

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:46 PM

its so easy to cause chaos as a T

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:46 PM

Not to mention T-side is quite difficult (apparently) on Train.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:47 PM

ashy

he was an LE smurf

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 05:47 PM

heh, was gonna say just walk into the wrong bathroom

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:47 PM

I know, thats why I told you he was trolling us

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:48 PM

Not when OZ uses a goddamn Bizon and tilts the living fuck out of the AWPer, or lurker on Train.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:48 PM

as soon as I tried to kick him he went from 2 kills to middle of scoreboard

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:48 PM

yup

he was throwing because of the lag apparently

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:48 PM

unfortunately most of the no mic kids are like that

tell you they're great players and just looking for a reason to tilt

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:48 PM

you only have to peek once with a bizon dan

and hold m1

lol

60% of the time, it works every time.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:49 PM

kicking these people early in a game when you first realize it can usually salvage a W using a bot

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:49 PM

i voted yes

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:50 PM

yeah just in case we try to MM without a stack tomorrow

remind me about today

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:50 PM

lol

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:50 PM

Dude, OZ- anytime we play Train from now on. Here are the roles: Ashy on Lurk in A or B, wherever he wants, and however he feels. You on Bizon (mouse-1, 60% everytime Jesus Tilt Machine), whilst I IGL for the 3 others.

Done.

W every game.

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 05:51 PM

I'll climb up and down ladder

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:51 PM

Dude.

Yes.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:51 PM

😡

talljoe kept getting stuck climbing down the ladder to popdog T side

I raged a little

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:52 PM

Wait.

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 05:52 PM

Yeah, I kept clipping the ladder.

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:52 PM

How the fuck do you get stuck on pop-ladder?

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:52 PM

right?

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:52 PM

i do that constantly. try to drop straight down, clip the ladder and then cravy starts crying

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:52 PM

It's literally like climbing butter.

Smooth as fuck.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:53 PM

ree

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:53 PM

overpass ladder is the worst

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 05:54 PM

Overpass ladder is smooth as fuck. Like climbing butter figuratively literallty.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:54 PM

all ladders are bad

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 05:54 PM

Jump out, pull back to land on slanted crate, beautful.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:54 PM

because you either get stuck, or fall, make toins of noise and take damage

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:54 PM

Dude,

Why don't you jump all the way down, and shift-hug the ladder.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:54 PM

you can't not take damage

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

At the very end.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

it's impossible

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

Nope.

You can do it, fam. I believe in you.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

no one has ever done it

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

Unless your inner KZ/Bhop skills.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

yeah hes right, shift on a ladder to be quiet

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:55 PM

Unleash*

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:56 PM

I jump down overpass and train ladders as T to get the jump on CT

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:56 PM

Yup; I just Bhop into Pop/overpass and shift hug the edge of the ladder near the bottom without noise, or dmg.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:56 PM

you're trolling

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:56 PM

thats the smart way

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:56 PM

I'm not.

ashy 12-Sep-16 05:56 PM

twinkie's way

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:57 PM

It does take a lot of practice, granted, but it can be done.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:57 PM

nope, literally impossible to do

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:57 PM

In-fact, that's some low end KZ/Bhop server shit.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:57 PM

also, it's hard to troll without voice

lol

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:57 PM

I know 😛

I should of just posted trigger bot.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 05:58 PM

... office

God Emperor Trump 12-Sep-16 05:58 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198135076999

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 05:59 PM

Office... If it goes your way, it feels as though you're getting blown, and she keeps sucking even after you nut. When you're losing, it feels like I'm drinking hot Coka-Cola.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 06:00 PM

jesus dude

gross

hot coke

ashy 12-Sep-16 06:00 PM

gross

girls

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 06:00 PM

dude

you're jerking off to that midget RIGHT NOW

ashy 12-Sep-16 06:00 PM

my dick isnt even out bro

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 06:00 PM

Wow.

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:00 PM

hot coke?

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

Not even for Harambe

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

can't be any worse than drinking hot mayonaise(edited)

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

Dude.

Hot mayo?

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

or rotten milk.(edited)

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

Hot mayo, ain't that bad.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

http://i.imgur.com/xU2TRWR.jpg <---how ashy plays when tilted

ready for a hot load

Lancek 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

... work

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

my kinda gal

God Emperor Trump 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

📣 MY BOSS SAW THAT

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

... work

God Emperor Trump 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

📣 MY BOSS SAW THAT

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

LOL

ashy 12-Sep-16 06:01 PM

its true I get quiet when I'm unhappy

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:02 PM

Seems more and more like Oz just looks at porn and plays CS all day

and that's okay.

ashy 12-Sep-16 06:02 PM

yep

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 06:02 PM

i like to jerk off mornings and nights, and i have kids/wife

so i rarely get to porn up

ashy 12-Sep-16 06:03 PM

mods?

Pinned a message.

Taylor SWifTT 12-Sep-16 06:05 PM

same

but replace porn with Tay pics

And CS with RS

http://imgur.com/A5n2hxD

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:06 PM

I like the new tay look

when she went short hair and super blonde

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 06:06 PM

she a 7/10 fam

ghetto hot

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:07 PM

red lips go a looooong way with me too.

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 06:07 PM

that shit's $2 at CVS

Hazlen 12-Sep-16 06:07 PM

but it's hot

TheDan™ 12-Sep-16 06:07 PM

Listen; I enjoy some T-swift legs.

I always acknowledge them, even in the midst of conversation.

Taylor SWifTT 12-Sep-16 06:08 PM

Tay is one of the two reasons to go to Reddit

r/The_Donald

and r/TaylorSwift

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 06:41 PM

I've always liked this sketch featuring Tay. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/bunny-business/n12595(edited)

ashy 12-Sep-16 07:31 PM

its hard to play csgo together when we aren't friends on steam

maybe we should link profiles

alt: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198166791559

2nd alt: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197969744178

now its your turn

Taylor SWifTT 12-Sep-16 07:33 PM

tfw Fetish chamber on Ashys SS's

Add me for B-Team action: http://steamcommunity.com/id/TaylorSwiftSA/

Bchad 12-Sep-16 07:41 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Bchad

Add me for mg1 but probably worse hot cs action

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 08:29 PM

chaaaaaad

betachad

Ozmiander 12-Sep-16 09:30 PM

i made dorky not want to play again because our gn game was too close lol

Talljoe 12-Sep-16 10:03 PM

https://steamcommunity.com/id/talljoe/

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 07:29 AM

http://www.hltv.org/forum/1256098-nwnl-cheats-vs-wfx

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:08 PM

It looks awfully suspicious

But what else are you supposed to do with a deagle except take a random shot

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:15 PM

that team is already banned from esea and cevo for cheating

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:16 PM

Oh ok well nevermind then

Hazlen 13-Sep-16 12:18 PM

wow aimbot is obvious

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:20 PM

I think he is wall hacking actually

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:21 PM

yeah, total walls

especially in the second and third vid

Hazlen 13-Sep-16 12:21 PM

idk the crosshair clearly 'snaps' to the dudes head

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:23 PM

Yeah but these guys can aim Hazlen, this is basically pro level

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:23 PM

they're just bad pro level

Hazlen 13-Sep-16 12:24 PM

pro level hacks lmao

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:25 PM

These guys use it to tell what the other team is doing; did they stack a bombsite, is anyone pushing

Losing self control and getting a blind juan deag through smoke is a good way to blow it(edited)

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:25 PM

yeah, the best hackers don't do shit like aim at heads behind walls

Hazlen 13-Sep-16 12:25 PM

I mean thats how I would do it if I was hacking

Don't use obvious ones, something like a wallhack is pretty inocuous if you don't make obvious plays showing you know

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:26 PM

yeah, but cs instinct is to snap to heads when you see them

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:26 PM

Unfortunately at upper levels of MM you will experience this, which is why a lot of people jump over to ESEA at DMG/Eagle

Because ESEA has an anticheat unlike the crapy overwatch system valve relies on

Hazlen 13-Sep-16 12:27 PM

doesn't valve let hacks slide for a few weeks or months before dropping the hammer on everyone thats used it

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:27 PM

vac would be fine if they fucking did waves every day

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:28 PM

Basically you can get overwatch banned by your peers if youre just blatantly hacking, which is fairly effective against super obvious hackers

These vac waves go through every few months, I assume because valve gets their hands on the new interation of hacks since the last vac wave(edited)

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 12:29 PM

good thing we have all these programmers working on csgo

oh wait, no

we just have artists

ashy 13-Sep-16 12:30 PM

Yeah on fucking sound files

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 03:41 PM

Never really found the psychological fascination with cheating in video games; especially Multiplayer/Online games. You eventually get caught and then end-up getting butt jammed dry, and slowly. Oh wait- this is CsGO; nvm. Sorry, thought it was a company and game people cared about. 🤔

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 04:02 PM

volvo hates csgo

ashy 13-Sep-16 04:59 PM

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 05:01 PM

CS down for anyone, or they lag out?

ashy 13-Sep-16 05:05 PM

oh we thought everyone bailed

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 05:05 PM

No, no

The game just crashed,

Completely froze.

Steam had an issue I reckon.

🤔

ashy 13-Sep-16 05:09 PM

so that guy who wallhacked the shit out of us

turned out to be a fucking goon @Chucklefucks

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 05:09 PM

b&

yup

ashy 13-Sep-16 05:09 PM

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197961634234/

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 05:09 PM

ColoradoCleric

ashy 13-Sep-16 05:09 PM

guess who got VAC'd today

heres the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2zhVmC86Q&feature=youtu.be

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763612&pagenumber=284#post464224044

and the thread

let the shitposting commence

Dorky: 3 of his friends were also banned on the same day

Ozmiander 13-Sep-16 05:12 PM

haha

https://i.imgur.com/HhOJFfj.png

Taylor SWifTT 13-Sep-16 05:20 PM

He played Rust once upon a time

Wonder if he was ever with us

Name sounds familiar

ashy 13-Sep-16 05:20 PM

whats his SA name?

Taylor SWifTT 13-Sep-16 05:20 PM

Colorado Cleric

Hazlen 13-Sep-16 05:42 PM

lmao what a toolbag~

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 06:16 PM

LOL

CsGO crash for everyone?

ashy 13-Sep-16 06:16 PM

ye

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 06:17 PM

Ohhh the memes...

ashy 13-Sep-16 06:17 PM

luna is worth the carry bc he inspires me to be great

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 06:24 PM

Not really a carry, since we were all doing well.

9-22?

Olof status.

Put him on Fnatic.

...triggered

ashy 13-Sep-16 06:25 PM

well balanced team

8/8

TheDan™ 13-Sep-16 06:27 PM

Also, lets appreciate that end game Nosc.

ashy 13-Sep-16 06:27 PM

indeed

Talljoe 13-Sep-16 09:07 PM

@here MM?

eSportDjango 13-Sep-16 09:07 PM

YES

Talljoe 13-Sep-16 09:13 PM

Hold on, update failed.

Ok, ready

Bchad 14-Sep-16 12:39 AM

gratz ashy

ashy 14-Sep-16 06:15 AM

Mirage is my fav, but we've been playing Train a lot

Deleted User d0032b2b 14-Sep-16 07:20 AM

dust2 4 lyfe

ashy 14-Sep-16 07:27 AM

Dust 2 gets old

Being good on an unpopular map is a great way to stack up wins

Ozmiander 14-Sep-16 07:30 AM

dustec

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=286072922

ashy 14-Sep-16 07:31 AM

Seems like we win about 60-70% on Train, compared to 50-55% Dust 2

Deleted User d0032b2b 14-Sep-16 08:05 AM

bring back prodigy imho

Ozmiander 14-Sep-16 07:13 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Z8gLByy.gif

Hazlen 14-Sep-16 07:17 PM

mods

Ozmiander 14-Sep-16 07:18 PM

no escape

Ozmiander 15-Sep-16 03:10 PM

dude wants to trade a ST FN Vulcan for the butterfly

wtf

ashy 15-Sep-16 03:12 PM

just dont get scammed

Ozmiander 15-Sep-16 03:13 PM

it's a 320$ skin for a $210, of course it is

ashy 15-Sep-16 03:13 PM

Is opskins still up? You should check that out

Ozmiander 15-Sep-16 03:33 PM

opskins is flooded with similar stuff

heh

ashy 15-Sep-16 03:33 PM

well, whats the cheapest one?

Ozmiander 15-Sep-16 03:35 PM

160-199, dozens of them

might as well just sell on steam and buy keys

i should buy an m4a1-s icearus fell

it's p dope

ashy 15-Sep-16 03:42 PM

yeah either list it for like a dollar less than the cheapest one or list it on csgl for keys

you can also search csgl to see what dealers are paying for people who want to quicksell them

usually around 80% of value in keys

Talljoe 15-Sep-16 03:49 PM

Let's frag some noobs tonight

ashy 15-Sep-16 04:49 PM

@here need 1 for mm

ashy 15-Sep-16 06:57 PM

https://youtu.be/FNL52WQvGHc

Lancek 15-Sep-16 06:58 PM

... lit

God Emperor Trump 15-Sep-16 06:58 PM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/dvtkh3n.jpg

Taylor SWifTT 15-Sep-16 07:03 PM

Ashys CSGO vids are always top kek

Hazlen 15-Sep-16 07:12 PM

hell yeah they are

ashy 16-Sep-16 06:49 AM

https://m.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/52zy5m/psacommonmistakesoncacheatdmg/

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 08:46 AM

"Finally, one that I'm sure every player will be able to relate to, as its one of the most infuriating things that can happen to you on Cache as a CT. If you're playing mid as a CT, and for whatever reason you give it up/fall back/die, and it is then open, then you let your team know."

"IDGAF IF THE T BACKFLIPPED OVER FUCKING BOOST AND ONE-TAPPED YOU MID AIR THROUGH SMOKE WITH A NEGEV, FUCKING TELL YOUR TEAM THAT HIGHWAY IS OPEN BEFORE YOU FUCKING COMPLAIN."

Explanation: ...

👍

Ozmiander 16-Sep-16 03:53 PM

changed my sound settings

lets see if i get less or more YOU HEARD HIM GOD DAMNIT

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 05:26 PM

Plz, Oz.

The Bizon deafens you, 100%.

Just spray each corner and hold W.

Rejd 16-Sep-16 05:55 PM

I spray into the corners every night

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 06:11 PM

Man. That sounds saucy.

Taylor SWifTT 16-Sep-16 06:19 PM

Yall are welcome to spray my corner anytime

Hazlen 16-Sep-16 06:19 PM

mods?

ashy 16-Sep-16 06:27 PM

>tfw goons playing csgo without ashy

Hazlen 16-Sep-16 06:44 PM

>tfw goons spray tay's corner

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 07:04 PM

The flicks.

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 08:11 PM

Hey bois,

New update?

Dank memes

https://gfycat.com/ConsiderateBlackGrouse

Ozmiander 16-Sep-16 08:11 PM

you now do a mario64 buttstomp

and the sg/awp/auto sound amazing

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 08:11 PM

Dude, I noticed on the cobble map we just finished.

It's gonna cause some funky shit.

Ozmiander 16-Sep-16 08:12 PM

oh

i keep forgetting 3who you are

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 08:12 PM

I know. I'm an Actor. I shapeshift.

Ozmiander 16-Sep-16 09:52 PM

@ashy you can jump into window on mirage solo now lol

TheDan™ 16-Sep-16 11:12 PM

You can do that before the patch, too.

But- I'll let you have this moment.

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 06:32 AM

from bottom mid?

https://i.imgur.com/iFDD9WK.png

ashy 17-Sep-16 07:39 AM

yeah whats going on with skin prices

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 07:41 AM

the new awp sounds like thunder

so lightning strike is now worth more

lol

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 11:42 AM

I saw this coming; thus got a Lightning strike.

Also;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJvI93_NwBw

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 02:06 PM

jfc

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:33 PM

Hey @Ozmiander

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:33 PM

yo

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

Remember yesterdays Train match? With my intense lag, teleportation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cPt1kYOPt8

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

yup

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

I wasn't the only one.

Lol

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

lol

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

Now imagine that on every single enemy.

It's a new game.

New meta.

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

csgo takes place in the matrix

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:34 PM

I knew it,

Can I pre-purchase the Agent Smith DLC?

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:35 PM

no, they seelct you

select

i'm so tired

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:35 PM

Lol

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:36 PM

i jsut went like 0-20 in a gonman

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:38 PM

Apparently, as I'm going through CsGO reddit and updates, people are saying due to these new updates tons of packet loss is occurring, resulting it shots not registering.

🤔

ashy 17-Sep-16 05:41 PM

maybe their just bad

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 05:44 PM

Maybe.

Also, who's excited for the AK/M4 sound update?

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 05:48 PM

nobody

TheDan™ 17-Sep-16 06:13 PM

My current relationship with CsGO (Aside from the Awp noise)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJM5A_kQBGM

Ozmiander 17-Sep-16 06:36 PM

anyone who dislikes the new awp is a bad person

Talljoe 18-Sep-16 12:06 AM

@here Let's matchmake!

Talljoe 18-Sep-16 01:24 AM

So I just had a wicked sketch game.

Early on two players drop out of the game for the opposing team.

The remaining three players go on to beat us handily.

16-10

ashy 18-Sep-16 10:40 AM

ashy 18-Sep-16 11:21 AM

@here http://Twitch.tv/flashbanglive(edited)

Ozmiander 18-Sep-16 11:23 AM

who is waters and why is he ge

ashy 18-Sep-16 11:27 AM

some goon from finland

Ozmiander 18-Sep-16 11:29 AM

i reported his channel for not adding aztec

ashy 18-Sep-16 12:05 PM

Ozmiander 18-Sep-16 12:14 PM

you embarassed waters

ashy 18-Sep-16 12:19 PM

was he supposed to be good or something?

Ozmiander 18-Sep-16 12:19 PM

according to his rank

i'm gonna look for an unranked aztec server

Taylor SWifTT 18-Sep-16 12:58 PM

Ashy owning people in CS is the only reason I check this channel

TheDan™ 18-Sep-16 01:56 PM

Yeah, I didn't want to be disrespectful, but wtf... I was top-fragging all 1st half, until I started to Entry frag as nobody wanted to do it.

Ashy just ended up doing his thing; like myself, but goddamn. Aren't you meant to do really well at that point?

ashy 18-Sep-16 03:46 PM

... negative

God Emperor Trump 18-Sep-16 03:46 PM

📣 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DvPm9RyiXPQ/hqdefault.jpg

Talljoe 18-Sep-16 04:34 PM

@here need 2 for matchmake

ashy 19-Sep-16 08:09 PM

lmao

so demo joins this goonman

'this is gonna be ez'

I clutched a lot of rounds T side(edited)

and AWP'd outside CT

Ozmiander 19-Sep-16 08:38 PM

demo was terrible to listen to on that game

also, lol panda owning people

ashy 19-Sep-16 08:38 PM

did you watch the whole game?

Ozmiander 19-Sep-16 08:39 PM

off and on

i love people playing nuke basdly on ct

running from site to site

and getting doors slammed in their face

also, that first two rounds with truechaos last alive

i don't want to be mean, but he's exactly where i was when i started

lags behind, ends up last alive

then stumbles into a bullet

ashy 19-Sep-16 08:40 PM

yeah hes not good

he knows his place though

Ozmiander 19-Sep-16 08:41 PM

the top guys are getting worse, the mid tier guys are either sky rocketing or dropping like rocks

and all the bad guys are starting to get better

ashy 19-Sep-16 08:54 PM

maybe they are all just bad

and ashy is good

Deleted User d0032b2b 20-Sep-16 10:55 AM

once i get my new glasses, i'm jumping back into CS hard

i've been blind as a bat for over a week 😦

Ozmiander 20-Sep-16 10:58 AM

you better be good, because ashy and i are hardcore semipro cs go players who don't tolerate any bad plays or joking around ingame.

Deleted User d0032b2b 20-Sep-16 11:02 AM

i'm gN1, i feel like i can probably sharpen up ot GN3 or 4 with enough practice

ashy 20-Sep-16 11:27 AM

:getin:

Ozmiander 20-Sep-16 11:31 AM

jkll

most of us are bad in the grand scheme of things

ashy 20-Sep-16 06:05 PM

csgo is such a cruel game

Bchad 20-Sep-16 08:43 PM

I feel like pre mg is just aiming

I don't think I've thrown an single Grenade that was practiced or good in csgo

Then I quit so I don't know when you need more than aiming

And pistol rounds

Getting 3+ kills on a save round with a five seven tilts newbs

Bchad 20-Sep-16 10:31 PM

... cs_office

God Emperor Trump 20-Sep-16 10:31 PM

💢No quote found.

Bchad 20-Sep-16 10:31 PM

Aww that thin always cheers me up

... office

God Emperor Trump 20-Sep-16 10:32 PM

https://youtu.be/omaIJIq8G1g

ashy 21-Sep-16 05:01 AM

I think about aim (AK) like a baseball swing

You're going to miss a lot(edited)

You just want to do things to miss less(edited)

ashy 21-Sep-16 06:38 AM

Obviously practicing your sprays is important, but so is your positioning(edited)

Strategic bomb plants are such a huge help

Use nades, dont peek

That way even when you have a day when you cant hit jack shit, you still put yourself in a position to get kills and win

My mood and energy level all affect my play

Rejd 21-Sep-16 07:03 AM

practice sprays erry night

Ozmiander 21-Sep-16 07:14 AM

i think of ashy when i practice my sprays

Hazlen 21-Sep-16 09:10 AM

same

ashy 21-Sep-16 11:58 AM

ree

Rejd 21-Sep-16 02:31 PM

... ripoz

God Emperor Trump 21-Sep-16 02:31 PM

📣 https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13699981101022404532157522344838408991957959_n.jpg?oh=bfe7c9c63d638920c8aaaeb11a9686bb&oe=5828A694

Bchad 21-Sep-16 08:00 PM

Yeah positioning and not peeking are pry bigger for me than aim to my aim is super hot or cold no matter what i do to warm up

Talljoe 24-Sep-16 06:07 PM

@here need one more for mm

ashy 29-Sep-16 09:31 PM

Taylor SWifTT 29-Sep-16 09:37 PM

Fake twsift*

Talljoe 30-Sep-16 02:44 AM

I'm the hero of this video, riught?

Nope.

ashy 01-Oct-16 07:10 PM

I hate CSGO

ashy 02-Oct-16 04:40 PM

Just as a point of reference, the past two CSGO major tournaments have had over 1 million viewers for the final

Im pretty sure this is the first one since gambling has been gone

The final is going on now

196k viewers

https://www.twitch.tv/esl_csgo

c0rndog 04-Oct-16 12:18 AM

@ashy

.. ashy

fuck

... ashy

God Emperor Trump 04-Oct-16 12:19 AM

📣 http://i.imgur.com/tWIPZPw.gif

c0rndog 04-Oct-16 12:19 AM

... ashy

God Emperor Trump 04-Oct-16 12:19 AM

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZUcpVmEHuk

c0rndog 04-Oct-16 12:19 AM

goteem

c0rndog 07-Oct-16 11:12 AM

valve is/has added something called CS graffiti

It's basically sprays from all the old Source games but this time it cost money

Hazlen 07-Oct-16 11:13 AM

🙄

c0rndog 07-Oct-16 11:13 AM

http://www.counter-strike.net/graffiti/

They really have gone out on all stops to try and be cool but it keeps messing up. They change to sounds to make the game sound more modern, realistic and triple A title but everyone hates it.

Lancek 07-Oct-16 11:14 AM

Making you pay for previously free features lmbo

c0rndog 07-Oct-16 11:15 AM

They remake maps and add shitty maps to the rotation while removing good ones. Everyone hates it

Lancek 07-Oct-16 11:15 AM

Might as well just go back to source

c0rndog 07-Oct-16 11:15 AM

Making you pay for sprays, ones that you can't customize, everyone hates it

MCSGA

Lancek 07-Oct-16 11:15 AM

It's valve so there going to get away with it anyways

c0rndog 07-Oct-16 11:15 AM

Make cs great again

I saw that comment mate, don't give em any ideas

Like all they did was unlock a feature already built into the game engine but instead of just letting it be what ever we wanted to spray like in the good ol days it's just shitty reused cs tags. Most of which can be seen tagged on overpass.

But I get it, it's most likely to keep out the people that'll spray porno on the walls while the kids are in game. But then you just give us a huge page of FREE sprays that the game comes with that we can use

You know, like how GMOD, CSS, TF2 and the other major source games had

Rejd 07-Oct-16 12:09 PM

but

that was the best about cs

spraying goatse on the spawn walls

Cynthia_Dutch 08-Oct-16 11:55 AM

anyone up to play some csgo?

c0rndog 12-Oct-16 09:44 AM

The new update for CSGO has a hidden file that someone got into or something and it's the new inferno

Looks like 1.6 put together with CS:S inferno

At least from the mini map picture

ashy 16-Oct-16 05:16 PM

https://youtu.be/7OSmDwAjBAI

just a quick reminder of how great I am

Talljoe 16-Oct-16 08:03 PM

So tilted right now. We lost (tied) this map because twice in a row teammates fucked the b rush.

Also this happned yesterday: https://youtu.be/X4RZFjDUVhA

c0rndog 16-Oct-16 09:21 PM

rule number one of Dust II b rush

your team will always fuck it up

i.e. they will miss the smoke on tunnels so you rush out of the tunnels looking like the players storming the field at the super bowl

or someone peeks tunnel and gets awp'd

you somehow take the site then lose it cause your team mates are incompetent

Talljoe 18-Oct-16 05:10 AM

https://youtu.be/KIZggoVMPEM

c0rndog 18-Oct-16 09:30 PM

jesus christ

what level players are those

thats like

retarded

Talljoe 19-Oct-16 02:02 PM

GN's, mostly.

It's not a pretty sight. I'm walking down boiler and my teammate is clomping along behind me.

With skilled players I shouldn't have been able to get away with half of my bullshit. :)

ashy 07-Nov-16 07:43 PM

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/38601820908157894/A03E02809E66E72867CB4155A0670B6E4AA69E02/

just a quick reminder to everyone how great I am

Taylor SWifTT 07-Nov-16 08:01 PM

gas

ashy 07-Nov-16 08:02 PM

I intend to start playing CSGO again around the holidays if I can ever get my life to be not a complete hell

unless god forbid theres something better for us to play

Joe 12-Nov-16 11:37 AM

@here why are you playing this game and not Tom Clankies Rainbow Six The Siege of New Vegas?

Taylor SWifTT 12-Nov-16 11:59 AM

Gas

c0rndog 17-Nov-16 12:14 AM

found old screen shot from when I deranked from DMG to carry my shit friends outta silver

and remembered that I used to Taylor Swift shit post

Taylor SWifTT 17-Nov-16 12:19 AM

Not even a good era

Speak Now was like not even that great

ashy 17-Nov-16 04:45 AM

maybe your just bad

Burrito 17-Nov-16 06:09 AM

@c0rndog Damn, back when I tried at that game. TFW Aleks was below Mahlon though, top kek.

c0rndog 17-Nov-16 10:14 AM

@Taylor SWifTT are you fucking memeing me?

speak now was great

REJD HOW ARE YOU REACTING THIS FAST

Hazlen 17-Nov-16 10:15 AM

german efficiency

c0rndog 17-Nov-16 10:16 AM

Fearless was a better album overall but speak now had Back to December on it

Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 04:04 PM

ban rejd

ashy 17-Nov-16 05:49 PM

... deagz

God Emperor Trump 17-Nov-16 05:49 PM

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxmKzbxjHDQ

Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 06:24 PM

i think i got a deag 4k and a 3k in subio the other day

ashy 17-Nov-16 06:25 PM

nice

Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 06:26 PM

like rounds 3-4 iirc

lol

ashy 17-Nov-16 06:55 PM

@surc

Taylor SWifTT 17-Nov-16 07:00 PM

😰

ashy 17-Nov-16 07:01 PM

surc and macnult run the group

I'm assuming it was macnult since he left BMW discord recently

we don't let normies in our political channel hth

Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 07:04 PM

if we're going to rage about pol

it's going to be at each other

not randos

ashy 17-Nov-16 07:07 PM

unfortunately that's the sad part

crain and I weren't randos

I carried his sorry ass through a lot of non-prime comp matches(edited)

Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 07:07 PM

same

ashy 17-Nov-16 07:07 PM

and put up with a lot of his bullshit, lack of effort, and general bad play

so for him to come at me after having a few drinks for shitposting trump memes in the politcal channel is absolute bullshit @surc

I'll be happy to return after crain apologizes

Ozmiander 17-Nov-16 07:09 PM

like anyone in sub.io apologizes

i told dorky "apologize and we'll be bffs again" and he said never

lol

which as you know for me is a rare moment of patience and clarity

lol

ashy 17-Nov-16 07:10 PM

jesus

ashy 18-Nov-16 06:05 AM

purge intensifies

c0rndog 22-Nov-16 09:34 PM

well

tried playing CS

forgot all the calls

have been mashing the Z key to ping location like in Rainbow six

hit U to voice chat

which opens text

and playing like its R6

but I still can hit those shots

thats all that matters

Talljoe 22-Nov-16 09:53 PM

@here need a couple for mm

c0rndog 22-Nov-16 09:54 PM

reeee just started a Rainbow six

sad

Ozmiander 22-Nov-16 10:03 PM

corndog wtf

c0rndog 23-Nov-16 02:47 PM

https://youtu.be/dGTaRNBTYlw Never forgetti ashy's spaghetti

Hazlen 23-Nov-16 02:48 PM

ashy is a goddamn savage at csgo

Taylor SWifTT 23-Nov-16 02:51 PM

One day I hope to be as good at something as Ashy is at CSGO

ashy 23-Nov-16 02:53 PM

that was on my birthday too

c0rndog 23-Nov-16 02:53 PM

OH I MEMBER

(edited)

Ozmiander 23-Nov-16 08:17 PM

joe and i killed some CS last night

night crew rep

Talljoe 23-Nov-16 10:41 PM

totally

Let's go again

Ozmiander 24-Nov-16 03:20 AM

I have tonight off, if we survive turkey comas

Talljoe 24-Nov-16 05:49 AM

Holler when you're ready.

I'll be around all day.

c0rndog 24-Nov-16 02:06 PM

Same

I wanna play some cs

Also ranks? Cause I just had to replace my rank, I'm GN3 now

Talljoe 24-Nov-16 02:35 PM

GN3.

Joe 24-Nov-16 03:46 PM

fuck off talljoe

im the only joe round these parts

highlander.wav

c0rndog 24-Nov-16 04:02 PM

@mods ban joe

banjo

Hazlen 24-Nov-16 04:26 PM

mods please ban joe, thx

Bchad 24-Nov-16 04:53 PM

mods please ban joe, thx

Talljoe 24-Nov-16 07:22 PM

That's nice asking the mods to please him.

Ozmiander 24-Nov-16 07:52 PM

yes

i woke up, went to the parents, ate all the mixed together leftovers, had a beer, and i'm ready to suck at cs now

Talljoe 25-Nov-16 04:47 PM

Ugh, C9.

ashy 25-Nov-16 04:49 PM

http://i.imgur.com/dMEersV.png

Talljoe 25-Nov-16 04:51 PM

This is sadder than 6 clowns crying at 7 clowns.

c0rndog 25-Nov-16 05:35 PM

Please no

Be nice to C9

Just give them your energy

After checking those scores

They need more than energy

ashy 25-Nov-16 08:56 PM

.. s1mple

TrapBot 25-Nov-16 08:56 PM

:speaking_head: https://media.giphy.com/media/lOp0wUxk2N9TO/giphy.gif

Ozmiander 26-Nov-16 12:16 AM

Ashy

Office when

Burrito 28-Nov-16 02:15 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Tiit8atCE

c0rndog 28-Nov-16 11:50 AM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GdlDvwFe3o0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ws3bSayvdxQ

Ozmiander 28-Nov-16 05:38 PM

https://giant.gfycat.com/VariableShadowyHornshark.webm

ashy you played???

ashy 28-Nov-16 05:39 PM

rip

Ozmiander 28-Nov-16 06:50 PM

NEW CASE

http://media.steampowered.com/apps/csgo/blog/images/glovecollection/newgloves_2016.jpg?v=4

yes, the red item in this case is literally gloves.

Lancek 28-Nov-16 06:52 PM

no mechanix gloves 0/10 would not buy

c0rndog 28-Nov-16 08:32 PM

[RUINED]

Lancek 29-Nov-16 10:26 PM

http://i.imgur.com/Zu2dSD5.gifv

Hazlen 29-Nov-16 10:30 PM

c0rndog 29-Nov-16 10:48 PM

but how

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 12:21 AM

Planting default, I mean c9z I mean ct?!

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 07:39 PM

ashy

cs

ashy 30-Nov-16 07:40 PM

going to bed

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 07:42 PM

fine, at least i know joe will be down

JOE ALWAYS SUPPORTS ME ON MY DAYS OFF

Hazlen 30-Nov-16 07:47 PM

rip joe

ashy 30-Nov-16 07:51 PM

.. normies

TrapBot 30-Nov-16 07:51 PM

:speakinghead: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156528442446184448/196964215854989315/134391697043034397106345948854670777042175n.png

ashy 30-Nov-16 07:52 PM

how much cash will you paypal me for the karambit

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 07:55 PM

$20, because karambits are dumb

ashy 30-Nov-16 07:56 PM

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 07:57 PM

what's market on that anyway?

did it dive after the new knives?

ashy 30-Nov-16 07:57 PM

I didn't get it until after the gamma knives were already out

should be ~250 keys

I'll probably give it a few more weeks

but I'd totally take $250 cash money for it

otherwise I'll probably sell it for keys if I dont get the itch to play CS

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 09:19 PM

@here anyone?

Cynthia_Dutch 30-Nov-16 09:19 PM

sure

but i have no rank

so we need 5 people

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 09:20 PM

who even are you

you god damned name vchanger

Cynthia_Dutch 30-Nov-16 09:20 PM

cynthia

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 09:21 PM

oh, your rank is invisible from inactivity?

Cynthia_Dutch 30-Nov-16 09:21 PM

yes

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 09:21 PM

it doesn't actually reset

Cynthia_Dutch 30-Nov-16 09:21 PM

i know but if we want to play comp we need 5 people

otherwise it wont work since i am rankless 😦

lol

so invite me if you want me in

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 09:24 PM

if i had a nickle every time i told someone that...

Cynthia_Dutch 30-Nov-16 09:25 PM

lol

you had no nickles?

also, invite me!

lets kill osme people!

some*

Ozmiander 30-Nov-16 10:24 PM

legit gg

if we hadnt rotated so fast, we'd have made that 50 round comeback

lol

@here come on fuckfaces, three more bad playersn eeded

Ozmiander 01-Dec-16 04:48 PM

got three glove cases

got three junk skins

BUT TWO ARE ST

c0rndog 01-Dec-16 05:18 PM

What

Stat trak gloves?

Does it trak how many times you swap guns in spawn?

Ozmiander 01-Dec-16 05:24 PM

no, i got gun skins

gloves are reds like knives

ashy 01-Dec-16 05:27 PM

is there an actual demand for gloves?

Ozmiander 01-Dec-16 05:28 PM

https://csgostash.com/gloves

up to $400 bucks atm

c0rndog 01-Dec-16 06:30 PM

Absolutely haram

Hazlen 01-Dec-16 06:38 PM

bae

Ozmiander 02-Dec-16 08:59 AM

https://youtu.be/g3jJQk6U0QQ

6k the easy way

Ozmiander 02-Dec-16 07:30 PM

@ashy i am an automatic man

Joe 02-Dec-16 07:30 PM

hey i have this game are we should play it?

ashy 02-Dec-16 07:31 PM

lol nice Oz

Ozmiander 02-Dec-16 07:32 PM

spend enough time on gimmick guns

and you can really anger people

yes joe

go do your placement matches

and get prime

and i will be bad with ypou

Joe 02-Dec-16 07:33 PM

......prime?

Ozmiander 02-Dec-16 07:33 PM

link your phone number to it so less hackers

Joe 02-Dec-16 07:33 PM

also how often do the placement matches reset

because im level like 8

i bought it a while Back

and have never ever played comp

Ozmiander 02-Dec-16 07:34 PM

never

you don't have one yet then

Hazlen 02-Dec-16 07:45 PM

I have 75 minutes in csgo

I'm basically a pro

(Not seen the thousands of hours in cs 1.6)

Taylor SWifTT 02-Dec-16 07:48 PM

I killed some guys once

Essentially MLG

Joe 02-Dec-16 07:49 PM

i have like 1000000 hours in 1.6

thats an exageration but i would play it every day during my telecommunications classes in highschool

i got sicked good at icing my friends

they eventually gave up and started playing AoE2, the only other good game the shitty comps could run

and i am ASS at AoE2 so i just played with bots most of the last semster of my senior year

Hazlen 02-Dec-16 07:50 PM

Maybe if they didn't have to pay for replacement hdds they would have better pcs to game on

Joe 02-Dec-16 07:50 PM

they weren't taken out of the comps lol

they were sitting out in boxes

the school ordered them but the dumb fuckers didn;t order the rest of the parts

and it was the Comptuer maintainence classes job to replace them all, but the comp maintainence teacher got fired

so like they just sat there

same with the monitors

and gfx cards

like they were for kids to ~learn hands on~ with but the teacher got fired for idk why

Rejd 02-Dec-16 08:09 PM

I used to play tac ops in the 1.6 times instead of cs

Basically the same but unreal engine

Ozmiander 03-Dec-16 03:00 AM

147 wins

weak

Talljoe 03-Dec-16 05:59 AM

Me too!

Ozmiander 03-Dec-16 06:27 AM

150 wins

i'm tired af lol

Talljoe 03-Dec-16 06:52 AM

Whoa

Ozmiander 05-Dec-16 07:07 PM

oh shit

fmpone hinting at russka and seaside

Ozmiander 06-Dec-16 05:05 PM

https://i.imgur.com/X7DOA8l.png

.. lit

TrapBot 06-Dec-16 05:05 PM

:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/dvtkh3n.jpg

Ozmiander 06-Dec-16 05:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWMwHJwIuxw&t=19s

Ozmiander 06-Dec-16 11:04 PM

nice

just got CS on the mind in my offers

99c for a $3 sticker

Talljoe 07-Dec-16 01:53 AM

@here mm?

Talljoe 07-Dec-16 07:28 PM

Big changes to Nuke

Ozmiander 07-Dec-16 07:29 PM

did they make people that whine about nuke get a vac?

omg

did they fix positional sound

@ashy

wow

major map fixes too on newke

oh shit

they added de_dust3 too

https://youtu.be/XU2RAnwrOyA

Ozmiander 08-Dec-16 06:35 PM

sound actually works now

wow

ashy 08-Dec-16 06:45 PM

I didn't think it was broken before vOv

Ozmiander 08-Dec-16 07:19 PM

have you tried it yet? cause it's gone from "he's somewhere in this 180 degree arc" to "he's rotating from secret to mini, and now hiding in old vent"

Ozmiander 10-Dec-16 09:27 PM

@here wtf is a "nearby" public lobby?

Talljoe 10-Dec-16 09:28 PM

It's randos that are located near you.

c0rndog 10-Dec-16 09:34 PM

yeah it means the game is going to try and match you with people that are in your local area

so the ping is nice

Ozmiander 10-Dec-16 09:34 PM

"nearby" must be a big area then

c0rndog 10-Dec-16 11:20 PM

yeah

it gets bigger

it starts at like 250 miles or something

seeing as I get games with people in Charlotte from me in Raleigh

ashy 12-Dec-16 06:08 PM

Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 06:08 PM

liar

don't play with my heart

ashy 12-Dec-16 06:14 PM

my config is gone

since I upgraded to Win 10 since I stopped playing

how good is yours? wanna pass it along?

Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 06:14 PM

sec

http://www.pastebin.pl/view/f1f9f452

ashy 12-Dec-16 06:16 PM

👌🏿

Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 06:16 PM

mine's pro af

Taylor SWifTT 12-Dec-16 06:23 PM

Dont fall for it

Its a virus

Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 06:23 PM

^

he means cs btw

also, enjoy not being able to flick with my cfg

Joe 12-Dec-16 07:21 PM

@here playing surf rn, @ duhb if you want in

Duhb 12-Dec-16 07:21 PM

Fuck off joe

surf is like for inbred

Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 08:16 PM

god damn it

we can't even derank right

Lindsay Lohan 12-Dec-16 08:23 PM

BUT I ONLY PLAY OVERWATCH BECAUSE ITS A SUPERIOR SHOOTER TO CSBLOW IN EVERY WAY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

ashy 12-Dec-16 08:29 PM

>tfw you havent played csgo in 3 months and start your first comp match with 7 kills and 0 deaths

Ozmiander 12-Dec-16 08:31 PM

>tfw oz is as good as you are now

ashy 12-Dec-16 08:35 PM

Ozmiander 13-Dec-16 12:02 AM

Yeah, that one

Ozmiander 13-Dec-16 06:45 AM

@Kimsemus How did you catch an overwatch ban? lol

Rejd 14-Dec-16 04:03 AM

oi vey

Now I'd like to know too, @Kimsemus

ashy 14-Dec-16 04:50 AM

c0rndog 14-Dec-16 11:26 AM

Same way he gon catch these hands cuh

Also oz have you tried intentionally losing?

Like channel your inner burrito where you know you're pissing your team off and it's clear that you are intentionally throwing but you're riding that line where it isn't actually 100% clear for say some one doing a "CS Overwatch" thing to tell if it's trolling or not

@Burrito right?

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:34 AM

It's an art.

I am a true artist, Ashy knows my craft firsthand.

Like for example, someone in Overwatch wouldn't know I'm blasting McCree and Jhin ult lines 24/7, they just see the R8 colat through smoke.

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:42 AM

I told yall years ago

That nigga cheatin'

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:43 AM

thats a pretty easy defense

"I'm too terrible to actually play this game so lets just act like I'm throwing"

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:44 AM

I was top of gold AK 2 once belieb it or not

Now I just rarely give a shit

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:44 AM

I haven't played in four months and I'm MG1

so good for you

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:44 AM

There's a flaw there m8

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:44 AM

maybe your just bad

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:44 AM

If you haven't played that long

You're unranked

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:45 AM

as much as I can tell you'd like me to sit and explain how CSGO works to you

I have better things to do

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 11:45 AM

ashy just whipped his dick out on you burrito

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:45 AM

I'd place a bet that I could get MG2 by tomorrow

Which relies entirely on me not booting up SLAM for the entire duration

But the thing is, I am terrible. That doesn't mean I don't troll 90% of the time in CS:GO though. I play what's fun.

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:49 AM

I picture you as the kid in little league playing outfield, sitting down playing with the grass during the game because too hot/too hard/too autistic

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:50 AM

I played soccer, not baseball.

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:50 AM

part of what makes good players good is the desire to compete

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:50 AM

I was global at soccer.

I have desire to compete. I also have desire to play games to have fun.

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

You played soccer

That explains a lot

ashy 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

GOT EM

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

Soccer aka Communist hand hold ball

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

I played soccer when I was like 8

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

No less gay

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

It was indoor soccer too

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

Wow

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:51 AM

So like x2 gay

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:52 AM

Yeah keep digging that hole

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 11:52 AM

thats cool burrito. I didn't know I was gay until I joined BMW. 👌

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:52 AM

Yeah nbd

Little League Area champ

Right here

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 11:52 AM

Glad you found out early.

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:52 AM

Don't get me wrong though, I'm not saying I like soccer.

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:53 AM

But you do like like blowing dudes

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:53 AM

It's down there on the list of sports

Below blowing dudes, yeah.

Taylor SWifTT 14-Dec-16 11:53 AM

Below blowing dudes describes most nights for you though

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:54 AM

I have my own channel now ❣

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 11:55 AM

Burrito 14-Dec-16 11:55 AM

c0rndog 14-Dec-16 12:07 PM

Shit ashy

You just explained me

Kid the outfield playing with the grass

Fuck dude

Outfield sucked in little league cause the ball never fuckin touched out field

Burrito 14-Dec-16 12:11 PM

That's why they put the retards in the outfield

It's like benching you but the helicopter parents don't yell at the coach.

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 12:15 PM

nah man they send the kids with good throwing arms to the outfield

what good is an outfielder if they can't throw it back in decently

Joe 14-Dec-16 12:16 PM

I was on the Swim Team when I was younger :^)

The only competitive sport I played was basketball for like half a season

Swimming I was p good at but I always got benched in Basketball

c0rndog 14-Dec-16 12:17 PM

Yeah, I tried to be a pitcher for little league but was precise enough but I could throw accurately and I could throw pretty fast and far for a little shit

So I was out field til like the last two seasons I played where I was pitcher

Nothing pulls bitches more than being the pitcher and designated hitter

Joe 14-Dec-16 12:24 PM

I heard that in baseball you use bats

c/d?

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 01:07 PM

I just swang my dick around in concentric circles and hope I get a lucky strike on the ball

c0rndog 14-Dec-16 01:08 PM

You know when you see something or read something and you can feel the pain

Thanks Hazlen babe

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 01:15 PM

feel

nuts

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 01:39 PM

you guys are

and i mean this in the kindest way possible

gay

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 01:40 PM

Are you taking me up on my offer?

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 01:40 PM

when and where bb

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 01:40 PM

right here right now

unzips

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 01:40 PM

👉🏿 👌🏻

Simplyjack 14-Dec-16 02:47 PM

good use of dark + light tones

impressive, very nice

Hazlen 14-Dec-16 02:48 PM

I'm the black hand.

Joe 14-Dec-16 03:34 PM

📸 👴🏻

im the camera

Ozmiander 14-Dec-16 04:23 PM

REEEEEEEEEEE

MUH CS CHANNEL

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 04:27 PM

get fucked

CSBLOW

name the best shooter based on the quantity of r34 its yielded

cs go not on the list

ashy 14-Dec-16 04:35 PM

overwatch?

tomb raider? if tomb raider is a shooter

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 04:36 PM

i was going to say doom

blood

hexen

Ozmiander 14-Dec-16 04:37 PM

i have 20gb of hexen/heretic porn

ama

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 04:37 PM

if literally anyone else said that, i would laugh but i genuinely think that you do

oz furiously googles hexen porn

http://i.imgur.com/UAIQwgy.gif

Ozmiander 14-Dec-16 04:40 PM

i doubt there's actually any

Lindsay Lohan 14-Dec-16 04:44 PM

Talljoe 14-Dec-16 09:03 PM

Rule 34 didn't exist then.

ashy 15-Dec-16 06:57 PM

Ozmiander 15-Dec-16 06:59 PM

cs sucks, we play rimworld sucessions now

Joe 15-Dec-16 07:00 PM

i would play CS more if I had people to play casual with

Everyone I know plays ranked

And I am ass at counter strike

Ozmiander 15-Dec-16 07:00 PM

practice

play more comps

ashy 15-Dec-16 07:00 PM