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Hazlen 09-Feb-17 07:58 PM

🤔

Taylor Swift 09-Feb-17 08:06 PM

:shh:(edited)

Hazlen 09-Feb-17 08:08 PM

Oh shit this is that new WH40K game

I am SO HYPE

Taylor Swift 09-Feb-17 08:11 PM

same

IF FUTURE WOULD EVER MAKE THE OP

Oh he cant see me being a dick

rip

https://www.neocoregames.com/en/the-founding

Public Alpha starts in 18 hours

Hazlen 09-Feb-17 08:16 PM

#1 question is though, can I get in?

Taylor Swift 09-Feb-17 08:17 PM

Yes

For 40$

Rejd 10-Feb-17 01:42 AM

ehh

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

@here Lets talk about this shit game thats going to suck

Jack-Off Trades 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

Is this the diablo clone?

Riso 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

it needed no channel

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

Si

Jack-Off Trades 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

it looks fine

when's release?

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

Eventually

Public Alpha started today tho

Riso 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

tell me when its warez

Measly Twerp 10-Feb-17 11:53 AM

Another channel to mute?

Jack-Off Trades 10-Feb-17 11:54 AM

http://i.imgur.com/pShuVm2.png

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:54 AM

Mute

Measly Twerp 10-Feb-17 11:55 AM

I think the body they're attached to does that already

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:55 AM

.i there was an attempt

TrapBot 10-Feb-17 11:55 AM

http://i.imgur.com/2SD9suG.png

Measly Twerp 10-Feb-17 11:55 AM

Nice

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:56 AM

Lets all go in on the 999 package

And have a Bimmer meet up in Hungary

Measly Twerp 10-Feb-17 11:56 AM

.i failed swastika drawing

TrapBot 10-Feb-17 11:57 AM

http://i.imgur.com/0y34kXE.jpg

Measly Twerp 10-Feb-17 11:57 AM

I have enough space and power outlets

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:57 AM

I got the name TaylorSwift on this website

Best Game 2017

Prude 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM

whens this game out and will it be good

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM

Now and maybe

Its a Diablo clone in the WH40k universe

Prude 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM

is it not on steam?

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM

Im going to wait and see if theres some streams or YT reviews

No

Not yet

Prude 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM

fucking BULLSHIT

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 11:59 AM

It will be

Prude 10-Feb-17 12:00 PM

BULLSHIT

cerified BadGame until on Steam

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:00 PM

Typical Prude

Prude 10-Feb-17 12:00 PM

let me know when that is fixed so I can reevaluate

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:00 PM

Never knowing what the new hotness is

Prude 10-Feb-17 12:00 PM

the new hotness is Japanese nationalist anime GATE(edited)

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:02 PM

Reee

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:02 PM

This is REAL low key

Nobody is streaming it or really talking about it

Sleeper Hit of 2017

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:06 PM

It will sale if only because wh40k

Who's making it?

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:07 PM

Neocore games

Some nobodys out of Hungary

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:08 PM

Hmm so it will be a unknown. Hopefully they can prove themselves

I know the wh40k RTS games were good

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:08 PM

If you look at their roadmap

Its pretty ambitious

Theres apparently going to be some sort of base building/raiding aspect to the game

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:09 PM

That could be good or bad(edited)

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:09 PM

So you can build your own fortress on an ARPG map

Then it can be accessed by other players

Perfect mechanic for Goons

To GoonRush pubbies

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM

Yeah. I've played a couple other good Diablo clones over the years so it could be successful

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM

Victor Vran

Grim Dawn

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM

Funny enough I still haven't played Diablo 3

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM

I fail to think of many BAD Diablo clones

Peaches 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM

Yeah both of those are good

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:10 PM

They range from fun to eh

Nothing that Ive played so far is just jfc that sucked

Rejd 10-Feb-17 12:11 PM

So regarding this game

The whole cover thing looks pretty damn cool

but for an ARPG it seems a bit too slow paced

Granted, that was pre-alpha gameplay footage

Future 10-Feb-17 12:19 PM

Yeah I want to tear ass making it rain loot

However maybe they are going for more of a division feel

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 12:20 PM

lmbo people are getting sadbrains about the package tiers

Yeah 999$ is insane

But im also not paying for it

Future 10-Feb-17 12:27 PM

What do the tiers give

Any thing in game

hindered 10-Feb-17 12:28 PM

this is a diablo clone?

Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 12:39 PM

1000$ better be IDDQD and a direct pipeline to the CEO

holy shit

Eonwe 10-Feb-17 12:50 PM

what is this game

break it down so someone with a brokenbrain like me with no ability to focus

can understand

hindered 10-Feb-17 12:50 PM

appeal to nerds is a logical fallacy

Eonwe 10-Feb-17 01:04 PM

yo ucan already get in with $0

$40

why would you pay $999

what the shit

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 01:12 PM

To support the devs or some gay shit

Eonwe 10-Feb-17 01:13 PM

fuck the devs tho

Simplyjack 10-Feb-17 01:15 PM

i'l lsupport them with the MSRP when its good to go

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 01:17 PM

Someone could get a good niche crowd by streaming this

Since nobody is

It's not even in Twitchs system yet

Orv 10-Feb-17 01:21 PM

YO EAT SHIT NERDS

So yeah this is made by the Van Helsing people

Which was good ARPGs

That said, this shit is Ultra Ambitious

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 01:43 PM

@Prude Orv said it is indeed on Steam

You have to buy throughg them but it redeems on steam

Prude 10-Feb-17 01:44 PM

any word on the streets about GoodGame potential, though?

anyone here buying into this?

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 01:45 PM

Orv did

I will in the next week or so

Future might

Prude 10-Feb-17 01:45 PM

diablo-likes are a genre I have fairly high confidence in actually getting some gameplay out of

Taylor Swift 10-Feb-17 01:46 PM

And yeah like Orv said

These are the guys that did the Van Helsing ARPG

Which was pretty good

So they arent novices at the genre

Prude 10-Feb-17 01:48 PM

cover system actually seems really cool

i feel like my best instinct here is to also wait a little

and see what opinions arise

with time

Orv 10-Feb-17 01:55 PM

Yeah I would wait

They uploaded, or straight up didn't update the wrong build

And that build, while interesting, was beyond jank

It also had literally nothing that the roadmap says is going to be in this initial launch, so 🤷

Did get to see that one of the classes is going to be a Culexis or whatever it is though

My nerdery is insufficient, Callidus

Future 10-Feb-17 03:35 PM

I'm gonna buy after work tonight

so I have a game to playt his weekend while conaning

since conan is up and down

Edd 10-Feb-17 10:18 PM

I still don't know why 70 is a mixed review :/ (looking at van helsing reviews)

Peaches 10-Feb-17 10:33 PM

reviews are really weird I have some games that were given like 60/70 or 6/7 that I have had a lot of fun with

it just really depends on what the reviewer is looking for I guess, since all that sort of stuff is so subjective

Orv 10-Feb-17 11:04 PM

A badly thought out, poorly implemented community system on Steam? Noooooo

Edd 10-Feb-17 11:36 PM

Yeah, it just is odd to me that something like 70 is a 'mixed' review

Surely 50 is a 'mixed' review?

Hazlen 10-Feb-17 11:38 PM

I think it depends on the number of reviews available?

idk, gaming journalism/reviewers are trash(edited)

Edd 10-Feb-17 11:41 PM

We've got a similar problem with other forms of media

Like movies

Where 4-5 is good to amazing

And 2.5 is bad

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 12:57 AM

Did martyr do a Sword of the Stars 2?

Literally upload a months old build?

Orv 11-Feb-17 12:57 AM

SotS 2 was a lie though

Martyr actually did it

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 12:57 AM

Top kek

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:05 AM

Look

Making video games is hard guys

Lets not cyberbully Neonazi Games or whatever

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/121130599

Literally the only video for this game on Twitch

lmbo he cant even get into the game without repeat crashing

Orv 11-Feb-17 01:12 AM

That's also on the old build(edited)

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:12 AM

Ah ok

Assume thats fixed

Orv 11-Feb-17 01:13 AM

About to find out

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:13 AM

Youre doing Gods work, Orv

Ok, it works now

Idk about gameplay

But the sounds are satisfying

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 01:15 AM

This is why Conan released on a Monday

Work out the worst kinks in time for the weekend

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:16 AM

Well I mean

This game also isnt going out to the same assumed amount of people as Conan was

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 01:16 AM

But yeah the game looks alright, it's fucking Warhammer 40k Diablo

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:16 AM

This is Painfully Alpha

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 01:16 AM

But imma wait

play more Factorio

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:17 AM

Same

Except Factorio with Skyrim

And ESO

Orv 11-Feb-17 01:18 AM

Uh, obviously I'm going to go with the spec that has a jump pack

Alright yeah this looks way more like a video game you'd actually put in front of people

Still early, but way better than that slice build

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:19 AM

ideally

This game is fleshed out in a few months when everyone starts getting a little Conan fatiuge

And we can con...vince them to start playing this

Orv 11-Feb-17 01:20 AM

Their roadmap says "When the game releases in a few months"

Which seems completely crazy to me

There's just a geometry mesh here that says Placeholder on it

Mmm mmm smell that alpha

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 01:23 AM

Orv 11-Feb-17 01:25 AM

This is some Tribes 2 ass music

Hoooooooleeeeeeee shit this is early

Orv 11-Feb-17 02:05 AM

So yes, hello, this is your official recommendation for Warhammer 40K - Inquisitor - Martyr

Don't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9c5pKKU1NU&feature=youtu.be

Future 11-Feb-17 02:29 AM

so

heres the problem with games like this

i havent played a finished game in fucking years

because i burn out by the time it hits 50% feature complete

and drop it forever

i wish early access would just die in a fire

Orv 11-Feb-17 02:49 AM

Stop buying them early?

Pretty much every EA game I've bought I put a few hours into over the course of development and then shelve it until it's done

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 02:55 AM

I've gotten countless hours of fun out of EA games

Orv 11-Feb-17 02:57 AM

Some of them are worth it playing early

Some are even worth dealing with the cesspit of Steam or official forums to try and help improve

Just gotta either dive in the deep end blind and roll with the punches or watch carefully and do your homework on EA stuff(edited)

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 02:59 AM

Worked out well for Conan

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 03:00 AM

This is going to be good

Just slow burn the hype

Orv 11-Feb-17 03:01 AM

I'm already on my first Conan break, put 80 hours in first week, gonna wait for patches to stop breaking everything every update or a big content drop

And yeah I expect Martyr will end up real good

You should add me on Steam to see just how fucked coop is Tay

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 03:02 AM

Holy shit orv that looks really rough

Taylor Swift 11-Feb-17 03:02 AM

I haven't bought it yet

⚰️

Orv 11-Feb-17 03:02 AM

It's super early

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 03:03 AM

My favorite EA game is the Curious Expedition

Orv 11-Feb-17 03:03 AM

Like man you know the average nerd is ignorant as fuck about dev this is way too early early

Which is probably part of why they're not going straight to EA

Orv 11-Feb-17 04:19 AM

I'm pleased to report people in the global chat are already fellating this game for being the Diablo clone they've always wanted

Despite it being a half playable garbage fire right now

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:31 AM

They basically made a batman game with 40k

You get to be a big invulnerable dude and feel good about burning sub-human scum

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:36 AM

If they can fix the crashing and at least get the inexplicable performance stuff under control it already has a decent gameplay base

Though they're going to need to get in front of the fact that they're going for something slow and heavy instead of frenetic leaping around and constant number gore

hindered 11-Feb-17 07:38 AM

i wouldnt want to play batman diablo

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:39 AM

Batman is a terrible comparison

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:39 AM

Arkham City, etc.

It's the Big Man game.

They're just moving that feel into Diablo with a big hunky dude in clunky augmetics

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:39 AM

They really have nothing in common

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:40 AM

not from a gameplay perspective

The theme and feel

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:40 AM

Batman, for all his bulk, is agile as hell

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:40 AM

Batman games aren't popular because it's batman. It's because you are literally playing a 12 hour quicktime event that makes you feel powerful

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:40 AM

Oh I see the problem you're crazy

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:41 AM

Lord of the Rings, Shadow of mordor

same thing

The nerds gushing over this game on the global chat are just the latest group to indulge this fantasy in their universe

Prude 11-Feb-17 07:41 AM

no game makes me feel like an unstoppable monster beating down plebs

more than warframe, of all things, tbh

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:42 AM

At this point comparing Martyr to actually complete games is a bad idea in the first place

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:42 AM

You're just blind to my genius comparison

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:43 AM

Your comparison is shit in almost every dimension

(edited)

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:43 AM

no u

Fite me in dom4

I'll fukken rek you mate

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:43 AM

Is a power fantasy doesn't make it like Batman(edited)

That's 90% of games

Batman is a bad comparison, peruse my dong

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:45 AM

You are literally Hitler right now

Bannon has nothing on you

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:45 AM

If you want a comparison to how it currently plays it's like a scarecrow made of chainsaws that keeps tripping over itself

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:45 AM

I don't like diablo much

I'm probably gonna pass

hindered 11-Feb-17 07:46 AM

i like 40k setting, im just not that interested in a diablo clone

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:46 AM

I liked Vermintide, but it was enough of a window into licensed games workshop games that I skipped the 40k one completely

They should give the inquisitor stuff to Obsidian or something

Kickstart a spiritual successor to Alpha Protocol and put you into the role of an interrogator

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:47 AM

Then why did you even start this whole comparison

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:48 AM

They could release DLC packs with new scenarios that you embark on from your inquisitors villa on some hellworld

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:48 AM

Except Obsidian hasn't made a good game since AP and all AP people are gone

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:48 AM

Sad

hindered 11-Feb-17 07:49 AM

i want another space marine with actual level content(edited)

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:49 AM

But yeah I'd totally play an alpha protocol inquisitor game that's just centered around a big player fortress you upgrade and bring new followers into

with big investigation plotlines given to you through DLC

hindered 11-Feb-17 07:50 AM

id be more interested in that, sure

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:50 AM

Like... Dragon Age Inquisition. But 40k

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:50 AM

And you called me Hitler

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:50 AM

And good

I'm the true Hitler of gaming

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:51 AM

I hadn't noticed

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:51 AM

Josh is my Goebbels(edited)

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:51 AM

You really want even a joking godwins association with him?

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:52 AM

Can't get any worse now

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:53 AM

I don't know, it's not over until not one person responds positively to his KS bs

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:53 AM

By the end of March he will release a new update promising that the first release will be in the summer

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:54 AM

March seems early

Demiurge 11-Feb-17 07:54 AM

He needs to keep milking Sean

Anyway, I gotta go buy my cat a collar

and a litterbox that won't spill

Orv 11-Feb-17 07:55 AM

Racist

Demiurge 13-Feb-17 02:09 PM

This game chat died fast

Lasted two days, tops

Taylor Swift 13-Feb-17 02:45 PM

Its in Alpha behind a 40$ wall

Chill dog

What is it with Goons chomping at the bit to declare something dead

Riso 13-Feb-17 02:58 PM

whats with goons getting hype about every bullshit game

Taylor Swift 13-Feb-17 03:00 PM

It looks fun, its going to be fun

Debate Me

hindered 13-Feb-17 03:06 PM

diablo is dumb and gay

and this looks like slow diablo

Hazlen 13-Feb-17 03:21 PM

Then don't post here?

Future 13-Feb-17 04:00 PM

we like to slow cook our games and conan is barely out of the smoker

Taylor Swift 13-Feb-17 04:04 PM

Recall: For a while, Conan chat was very dead.

Peaches 13-Feb-17 05:09 PM

But how else can I be a condescending goon if I don't shit on everything that exists

I still haven't watched anything on this but I like concepts so I'll be keeping an eye on it

Prude 13-Feb-17 05:11 PM

Yeah goons love the doomsayer bit

Or anything that lets them get all cynical

Same with shit like when they were waiting for the goon server to get up and running

Or like EVERY thread in ADTRW

There will be a goon or two every episode that's like IF X DOESN'T CHANGE IN Y EPISODES, IM DROPPING THIS

Like they have to make it a whole deal

Instead of just like, not watching the show

Taylor Swift 13-Feb-17 05:13 PM

If only

There was some alternative place to talk about anime

That wasnt filled with spergs

Prude 13-Feb-17 05:13 PM

Taylor Swift 13-Feb-17 05:13 PM

anime.fuckgoons.com

Peaches 13-Feb-17 05:13 PM

I love the whole never declaring what they like so they can shit on what you like

That goes for just about anything

Prude 13-Feb-17 05:14 PM

B-bah gawd, it's almost making me want to shout something (heh) awful

Somethin' like... "FUCK GOONS"

Peaches 13-Feb-17 05:14 PM

Agreed

Orv 16-Feb-17 06:09 PM

If you guys wanna see some purestrain reasons nerds are ostracized with a side of warhammer nerds are awful, the Inquisitor Martyr discord is a treat

Taylor Swift 16-Feb-17 06:10 PM

Dont give us a link or anything

Orv 16-Feb-17 06:10 PM

https://discord.gg/bSJVHZh

Today it's mostly been the age old party lines

Fuck Matt Ward, etc

But every day or two they haul off on either a meme spree or a political discussion with some truly wonderful views

Taylor Swift 16-Feb-17 06:21 PM

I think we may have diverging definitons of wonderful views

Orv 16-Feb-17 06:22 PM

Wonderful in the train wreck sense

Taylor Swift 19-Feb-17 02:41 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQYtbAnRy98

Orv 19-Feb-17 03:04 PM

Inquisitor Martyr: VERY CONCERNED

Riso 14-Mar-17 01:14 PM

suggestion: make it a generic 40k shit channel

Hazlen 14-Mar-17 01:18 PM

Hm

Future 14-Mar-17 03:03 PM

There are a lot of those games

Lancek 14-Mar-17 03:08 PM

I just picked up WH40k: Armageddon when it was on sale last week

It's decent

Future 14-Mar-17 03:09 PM

I guess that space hulk game faded to black? Was hoping they would fix it up and bounce back but I haven't heard a word on it since the crash and burn release

Riso 14-Mar-17 03:20 PM

deathwing?

just got a huge patch

Hazlen 15-Mar-17 04:08 PM

https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/1730987015946827205605136501595199781024618_n.jpg?oh=2e7006a2553c066f6fe4e4bf21ae4429&oe=59699C82

Peaches 16-Mar-17 02:12 AM

I like sword of the stars dolphins race space ships

Good game too(edited)

Deleted User c818cb28 20-May-17 02:15 PM

too bad that the tryanid l4d clone WH game was a peice of doodoo

Prude 20-May-17 02:21 PM

vermintide?

those aint tyranids

and vermintide has a pretty decent reputation

Taylor Swift 20-May-17 02:22 PM

Yeah Vermintide is liked

Prude 20-May-17 02:22 PM

i keep meaning to play it because L4D was lit in the day

wolfs 20-May-17 07:30 PM

genestealers are tyranids

Prude 20-May-17 07:33 PM

yeah but vermintide is about the skaven

wolfs 20-May-17 07:35 PM

pingas is referring to space hulk: deathwing

Prude 20-May-17 07:36 PM

is space hulk: deathwing l4d like?

I automatically presumed it to be vermintide since that's the only one I knew to be like l4d

wolfs 20-May-17 10:46 PM

yeah its l4d in space with genestealers

dilbertasfuck 28-May-17 11:58 PM

im gay

OniichanBot 28-May-17 11:58 PM

same

dilbertasfuck 28-May-17 11:59 PM

dilbertasfuck 29-May-17 12:48 AM

im sorry

Hazlen 05-Jun-17 09:07 AM

rip this

OniichanBot 05-Jun-17 09:07 AM

Ya, RIP