j'aime gaye

ich bin homo

should have been 'je suis'

jestem gejem

watashi wa namae no Danieru

arigato gozaimasu

I'm Gay

watashi homosex?

hai

hai

hai

hai

.yt qvc.jp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMo3F5IouNs

QVC Japan Watch Night when(edited)

hai

http://qvc.jp/cont/live/Main

So Tay what did you do to help learn Japanese

Watched QVC

Of course thats not that odd

Ive heard of a lot of people learning English from watching our tv

QVC simulwatch when Jack gets back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMo3F5IouNs

Better video off their website

literally 3 posts before your first one

c'mon son

shhhh

I thought that was just a regular youtube video

Töte alle Slawen, Juden, Muslime und Chinesen.

Stehle alle Juden Gold

Lassen Sie uns die Invasion von Warschau von 1939 reinigen.

Diese D & D-Session ist wirklich verdammt schwul.

Those in glass houses

Ich bin froh, dass Sherman den Süden niederbrannte.

Can we talk about some bullshit?

ツ シ

ン ソ

Machen Sie die Konföderation die Niederlage eines Nationalfeiertags.

Wir müssen die Existenz unseres Volkes und die Zukunft für die weißen Kinder sichern.

General Lee war nicht einmal so gut von einem General.

You could call this Gmachs kampf for relevency

je suis gay

Pinned a message.

alternatively

Die Engländer behaupten, das deutsche Volk wehrt sich gegen die totalen Kriegsmaßnahmen der Regierung. Es will nicht den totalen Krieg, sagen die Engländer, sondern die Kapitulation. Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg? Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?

i see

Rej, did you learn English in school or elsewhere

School, but mostly just from fucking around on the internet.

Some weird shit on JQVC now

what is JQVC

what am i watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMo3F5IouNs

Pinned a message.

im the one of 12 watching

Girl on the left is like a Japanese American Ferrera

i'd bang both these japs

Right is kind of MILFy

Oh of course though we know your opinions toward milfs

this new one looks nice

Are we so gay that we learn languages instead of playing video games now

pmuch

its me

i helped rejd learn english

"okay rejd, the most important word in the English language is 'Cuck'"

- Hazlen (probably)

ばか

Behindert oder was?

But like if you legit wanna learn weebanese I can probably teach it some what. Win win, you learn it and I get to solidify it

Ore wa geida

taylor swifto wa bakadesu

Rejd already getting it

hai

Although it'd be teira- suifuto

hai

Watashi no dikkufakkuman o suu

gleich

ツ

ファックマン

サイバーナジー

What are you plotting there rejd

ツ

ツ

=_=

Kono byōki no obutsu o kinshi suru

watashi wa geidesu

Rejd are you trying to ban me in Japanese

Subete no itan-sha wa moenakereba naranai

Danieru wa okina oppai akachandesu(edited)

Anata wa ōkina gei no akachan o imi suru

Korera no nattsu o kinshi suru

はい

Lindsay-sama

Yūzā o kinshi suru

I call it Le Tigre.

Wrong channel?

Dammit

da fuq is this?

Its for moonrunes

せんさい

K

Figured out how to enable the Japanese keyboard on my pc

So I dont have to use my phone to type anymore

👌🏿

you can use alt+shift to swap between your keyboard languages btw

はい

ありがとうせんさい

Only downside is I dont get the kanji simplification preview

gäs

i just triggered rejd for not using ä correctly

one thing i dont like about german keyboards is the y and z are swapped :v

But it is a lot better because I can type it out in Romaji and it translates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IS2O7MUJtQ

なぜ

Well its about learning languages

Youre about learning languages

I also was worrying about not being able to really write Hiragana on command as well

Until Ir ealized Ill never probably have to write it

the windows keyboard should have the kanji simplification view

It might

Ill see if I can find how to turn it on

I know it does it for you, but I like the preview before I commit it

it would always show the different kanji options and hira/kana of what i typed before it converted from romaji idk

Ill look at the options

あなたはすべてゲイです

わかりますか?

いいえ

Is いええ really yes?

iie means no

I know

iine means very good

Google translate though says 　いええ is yes

Oh shit I misread

But I dont think Ive ever heard it used

Sorry sorry

Everyone uses はい

Or just a general affirmative sound(edited)

n

It can be used its more formal

I believe it's pronounced like ay iirc

Well e-ayy as compared to ee-a(edited)

You gotta really carry that last character, also I believe it's more inquisitive rather than direct like Hai is

Also when someone asks "wakarimasuka?" The answer is generally wakarimasu

Or wakarimasen

apparently my little brother is taking Japanese next year or w/e too

i'm a little titled that his middle or high school or whatever he's gonna be in next year even offers that

Most schools near me offer it. At least the ones within quick vicinity to college campuses that offer it

my highschool sure didnt

Probably teachers that get turned down to teach it at uni just turn around and teach it at high schools

Lemme guess you had like beaner speak and surrender speak?

yep

and latin

we had chinese for a few years then they got rid of it

@Taylor SWifTT https://www.engadget.com/2017/04/07/microsoft-translator-spoken-japanese/

what is anyone going to do with japanese

become pasty white weeaboos

who deserve nothing more than a Tomahawk Cruise Missile to the face.

let me enlighten you guys to being American, the company I worked for got acquired by hitachi, the e staff and a bunch of engineers came to visit us -- spoiler they all spoke English

now I work directly with another Japanese company

they all speak english

Isn't it grand being a native speaker of the Language of Trade.

💯

You know who doesnt speak English

People who make anime

Syrians? nope they do to

Sounds like they deserve a Tomahawk Cruise Missile.

^

Delivered straight to their door step.

ding dong whos there

Also so I can watch anime in the background

Because fuck reading

.....

Reading is for queers

agreed

but so is learning

tru tru

I bet Taylor has TTS enabled for everything on Discord because he hates reading.

But its learning to avoid reading

So it balances out

like I'm straining my brain trying to find a none shit post excuse to learn a language and i literally cant

Its fun for one thinig

i dated a Spanish girl for awhile and promised to learn Spanish, i put that off till we broke up and that's the closest i ever came to being 'bilngual'

It's nice to know if you want to live somewhere for awhile

^

But most places they already speak it well enough you really only get to use minimal peices of their language

Learn German so you can shit talk with Rej

but id wait til i got there to learn it

psh

learn Denglish

you only need to know a little german to do that

the most Spanish i learned was when i was in Puerto Rico I could speak some half sentences by the time I left, if i tried that here in the u s of a i would have learned zero

i mean i guess i cant argue with something being fun

like launching tomahawk cruise missiles at bad guys

Can we write おはようございます on our missles?

.yt cky brans rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJKOQ2fdfzM

Just gonna listen to this in a loop with the Jon cena prank call til I go home

lemme pull that one up real quick

.yt jon cena prank call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

Definitely influenced by Anime. Anime is poison to children's minds and it creates a fake world for them to live in. Anime introduces pornographic material at a young age and has very graphic and violent scenes. This carries over into adulthood and creates these lazy, nasty, hideous slobs that were once your children that now sleep with an anime body pillow at night and read mangas at least 10 times a day. Anime also consumes your soul and wastes time that could be used to go outside, get 60 minutes of fresh air, do homework and contribute something to society. The people who watch anime are not the problem, anime is. Anime is the root of all problems, cancer, war, Africa, and the Nazis. Since people watch anime on the TV so much, it uses electricity and is the reason why the oil reserves will run out soon. Anime causes cancer because it has been proven TV screens emit radiation and radiation causes cancer. Anime has caused war by inspiring the Nazis to side with the Japanese through their cartoons and establishing the Pacific Front in World War 2. African leaders in Africa are corrupted by anime influences and they cannot tend to their peoples needs and cannot feed them. Future generations will be ruined and destroyed by anime influence. Everyone thinks the downfall of humanity will be ourselves, but in reality it is anime. After the atomic radiation, the Japanese wanted to get their revenge on the world and created their ultimate weapon, anime.

Anyone interested in practicing Spanish, let me know

I'm trying to learn a USEFUL language, Beanspeak will be very common soon

いいえ

Is Konbanwa purely a greeting

>bean speak

>useful

What

Mas cerveza por favor, you fucking degenerate

@Taylor SWifTT it cannot be used as a noun, if that's the ?

@Taylor SWifTT mostly a way to say good night or good evening

i.e. have a "konbanwa"

So a good bye or a hello depending on connotations

have a good night is oyasuminasai

Oh ye, konbanwa is like 4 to 6~7

After that it's oyasuminasai

Ja mata / ja mata ne / mata ne are all goodbyes

Sayonara is "goodbye for ever" type deal

But it can be a departing statement though

I guess is what I wanted to know

Yeah it's mostly a departing statement

Used more often for departing

Like when you leave a dinner or a company event "konbanwa ja mata ne"

Corn dog is cs playable again er

Yet

Or is it still hack town even in prine

Also

Can はい be used as a tentative affirmative

Like being asked a question and you arent quiet sure

So like a yesssss...?

Or would it be something like hai desu ka

You got say it that way with the rising connotation at the end but def don't say haidesuka

You'd sound retarded

Especially since Hai desu isn't even a thing

👌🏿

I wasnt sure since it seems tone isnt a huge thing

It actually is

Like you can use iie as like a "no way!" Type deal dependant on the way say it

Actually probably not not as an exclamation. More so in terms of disbelief.

You could also use like "so desu ne" and so desu ka" / "so it is" and "is it so" respectively

That's a screenshot showing how useful so desu ne is dependent on the way you say

"so desu ka?" is how you sarcasm people in Japanese

If someone says something painfully obvious or stupid you can hit them with the "so desu"

Yes, it is a bit.

So desu ka?

Would I be correct in saying

Like Im watching NASCAR, to say someone was in first would be ichi ban

des?

No

That would be calling him number one

There's another convention for first second third etc as well as once twice etc

I'll try and remember what it is

Nvm for people its the ichi ni san system

But the suffix used is different

It would be ichiban nu

Or you could use saisho

Kare wa saisho no bashodearimasu" would be "he is in first place"(edited)

Also btw Google translate will tell you masu is a correct to end a sentence. It is not. You gotta conjugate that bitch(edited)

For positive present, negative present, positive past and negative past

She how I ended that example sentence with mashita? That would be the positive present.(edited)

REDACTED

Conjugation chart for Ru verbs

And to make them questions just sprinkle that little "ka" onto the end

Yeah Google Translate gives some fucky answers to things

So whats the difference in ending a statement in masu or matsu

I migiht not have spelled that right

Ive heard it as something that sounds like matsu

nvm figured it out

The word I was hearing was ありがとうございました

Which is Thank you very much

Which I would have known, had I looked at your chart closer

Lol remember though that only applies to verbs ending in Ru(edited)

如何して

http://rcl.pliable.us/J-verbs.html this helpful for verb forms

Lot to read

如何して

But it also helps with "te" form

For instance if you were with a friend and you guys were just in some informal convo the verb "taberu (to eat)" could become tabeta instead of tabemasu

And "have you ate? Or have you eaten?" Would become tabete

Ta present casual / te past casual

Sometimes replaced with Da or De for certain verbs. Don't know why, I'll try and find the exception reason

All the formal and informal stuff gets annoying

Thewords arent so bad

But putting together setence structure is because Japanese is completely unlike western languages

Sentence structure is easy verb at the end and your nouns upfront. If it's not verbal it's nouns up front with the statement in the back

Also kinda like Yoda speak

lmbo yeah that's kind of what came to mind sometimes

And formal and informal is usually easy as masu vs ta or like not ending a sentence with desu

Like I love Japanese would be "watashi ha Nihongo ga daisuki desu."

Easily could get away with not saying desu there

Either drop it entirely or replace with nandayo which is just like "very much so"

daisuki would be love there, correct

Yeah

Is Nihongo Japanese the Language or Japanese the People too

And Nihon is Japan and the addition of go at the end specifies it's the language

Got it

I forget the people word

It's hito

So nihonhito

Japanese person

👌🏿

NIHONJIN

is Japanese person

is homohito a word

it should be

Would nihonhito refer to a group of Japanese people

Or just the nationality of Japanese people

Wait yeah nah Lindsay right

Hito is how you count amount of people

Also is just people in general.

~jin is like saying American, Belgian, Brazilian, etc.

nationality

So it could be used as a descriptor

hai

watashiwa america-jin desu

Is the dash required?

Nah

watishitachi america-jin desu, demo, rejd-san america-jin denai desu

👌🏿

Especially not written in hirigana

dashes are usually reserved for extending vowels in kana

Right

denai is an easy one

but the kanji for ~jin is the same as hits

hito*

Probably where I got fucked up

Fuck I think my mom done thrown away my genki book

That is like the best Japanese text book

yes, it's confusing

when you're counting people and the word changes, the kanji stays the same

i.e. hitori vs futari

.i genki book Japanese language teaching

http://shop.jpbooks.co.uk/1250-large_default/genki-2nd-edition-teacher-s-manual-w-answer-key-cd-rom-an-integrated-course-in-elementary-japanese.jpg

would be ichi kanji + hito kanji

vs ni kanji vs hito kanji

That but in the pink / peach color is the starter book

so the characters are the same but the words you're pronouncing are different

Yeah kanji is mad confusing

一人　🆚　二人

It all relies on how well you picked up the rest of the context

Thats the one I downloaded

Glad to know its good

It's the one that pretty much every college uses

it's just the one colleges buy

ya

I still got my genkis at home somewhere

I can get a copy for 14bucks on Amazon

I though you downloaded it

the starter genki book is more of an orange than a peach

i have it

it was green in my day

Yeah theres only probably a 15 year age disparity between you two

i bought mine under a year ago

I took Japanese in the aughts

imo

the best way to do it is download the textbook and buy the workbook

i was required to buy both but i could have easily gotten away with just owning the workbook as a hard copy

the workbook is gr8

it's softcove

r

so you can roll it up into a makeshift blackjack and self-flagellate when you get it wrong

Is じゃね　the same as じゃねた

Or is ja ne just a general farewell

and ja neta is a bye for now?

ja mata

maybe ja ne is like a colloquial form?

Maybe? Ive heard both used

Is ja mata the proper form?(edited)

Oh yeah ok

じゃね is a very loose form of it

Doshite?

Ja mata ne is proper

Ja mata casual

Correct me if Im wrong here Lindsay. When some one hands you something the casual thing to say when receiving is "Domo" and giving is "dozo" and the proper is "Domo arigatou" and "dozo yoroshiku"

はい、そうです

It's "Thank you" and "You're welcome"

its actually "here, please take this"

and "thank you"

beet

douzo means go ahead, yoroshiku means favorable. the phrase is closer to 'pleased to meet you'

people use douzo if they do that thing where you both try to enter a door at the same time

it could also be used when giving stuff as well

douzo has a bunch of implied meanings

I feel like I posted something here last night

But now its not here?

Anyways, so its note like a piece of paper and notebook really the same?

noto

you posted it in videogames, i saw it this morning

the channels are like right next to eachother 🤷🏻

🤦🏿

My b yall

つ usage still fucks me up tho

no taylor

Kami is paper

kami is also god

hon is book

but I think notebook is notobouku

might be borderline racist level wrong there

Wait what

Kami is paper and God?

Wow yeah

Thats annoying

But in the context Ive heard it in most

Its followed by -san

how 2 say your false god only exists on paper and you will never get to heaven

?

kami means like a billion things

ergo, kanji

神　🆚　紙

god and paper, respectively

kaminoke is hair like head hair

i think

神の亀紙

Noto is notebook

From what Ive learned fyi

I was trying to go for God's Turtle Paper so I could use kami thrice

Turtle is Kame tho

oh shit your right

herp

神の髪紙 then? God's Hair Paper :V

Is this like the Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

i hate that

Same

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuffalobuffaloBuffalobuffalobuffalobuffaloBuffalo_buffalo

.yt rubharb barbara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG62zay3kck

Thats just silly

I dont think Im quiet understanding verb conjugation

Whats the correct form for it was

deshita

is = desu, past conjugation = ~shita

desu + shita = deshita = was

more or less

e.g. "went": iku = go, ikimasu = to go, ikimashita = went

verbs that end in ~u get ~I when translating to past tense

so deSU gets deSHI, iKU gets iKI

lmk if you want to go over negatives

or another tense

also, a lot of Japanese verbs are super literal so you can't say them past tense without implying that they're active state of being has ended

for example, to die, to be married, to be born, etc.

私はお尻が欲しいです

Is I required in all statements, or is it assumed. I hear a lot of times they say something but theres no I in an I statement

I as in me?

you omit almost anything that may have already been established explicitly

possibly including direct object

s

it gets wacky(edited)

so if you someone says, "調子はどう？”　you can just say "大丈夫です”(edited)

you don't need 私は大丈夫ですか

@Taylor SWifTT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-rfBsWmo0M&feature=youtu.be(edited)

🙏

mods please rename channel to DECEARING EGG

mods plz rename taylor to DECEARING EGG

goddamnit

DECEAR EAR DOWN EGG

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKjaFG4YN6g

はい

ばかです

damn weebs and your runes

jackばかですか

Ironically the only complete statments I can make are calling people stupid

if i went to japan and was a yes-man for some big CEO or something

And asking if they are stupid

would i be a HAI-man???

i think you need a wa there

after jack

u rite

funny language story

i was in a 5 man lab group earlier this week

we were off topic and somehow arrived at asking each other what language we'd prefer to learn if we could just magically be granted one

one guy started talking about how pretty he thought french was

and i was like nah fam french kind of annoys me

turns out the girl next to me was from france lmao

she looked like she was from the middle east or pakistan or something so i mean fuck me

so i had to swerve into being like "well i mean it's probably just the perception i have from pretentious americans into arthouse films and shit who fetishize it" and "i also think vietnamese is annoying because of how fucking bouncy it is but i promise i dont hate vietnamese people" lol

whatever dumb frenchfucks aren't on the level of us wanna-speak-german-types

with our brutal practicality and ability to string together incredibly long words

@Simplyjack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji7Koeqlgeg(edited)

This is a good app

DECEARING EGG

.yt chairlift I belong in your arms Japanese version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RRc0T3l1Co

Also good

Except I had to install an iapcrack to unlock the pay shit

Because fucking paying for things

Lucky Patcher(edited)

Oh wait iPhone lmbo

is this the anime channel

or just l2runes

l2runes

the anime channel was deleted

and we were forced into the anime discord

yes, get into the showers- i mean anime discord.

Its not deleted

Its still there

Just hidden

But yes this is just moonrunes itt

Speaking of

That app I mentioned last night is so lit

http://m.imgur.com/dLgmneH.jpg(edited)

If you live in an apartment or don't have a yard

https://www.amazon.com/T-fal-OptiGrill-Stainless-Removable-Dishwasher/dp/B00H4O1L9Y/ref=sr11?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1492702959&sr=8-1&keywords=optigrill

buy this god damn grill

it's so fucking perfect in every way

grills meat perfect

meh

too expensive

bought the 30 dollar George Foreman grill with removable plates

george and his eight children called george approve

Dun care

I am a poor fuck and this does the job for me

just heat up 2 skillets and press 1 into the other with your food bits inbetween

🤷

I would have to buy 2 skillets for that

well the cool thing about the t-fal is plates are still removable and the light is super precise

like zero guesswork on food

you want medium rare? shit will be medium rare

you want well done? fuck you, but it'll tell you.

just for the record, well done is essential for chicken and pork

well y es

.yt weber cooks creamed corn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLn5SCRYWGw

.yt mcdonalds happy meal rice cooker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrtPWCrZPk

no!

.yt happy meal rice cooker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrtPWCrZPk

REE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7iZpWCbPw

WHY

we have a fucking #foodcourt

admit it @Simplyjack you think it is too disgusting

Is 医者 a title too, or just the general concept

私医者です

?

honestly it probably wouldnt taste bad

but the texture would be

would eat it once

#foodcourt

http://csgoani.me/vxteylw

Jesus christ tay knock it off

Instead you should be like "Guten Tag. It's Anschluss Zeit."

When Deutschland starts making premium 2d waifus Ill learn it

Like goddamn, even spanish would be more useful

Uno cerzveza por favor

>speaking beaner

So it was you

.. work

:speaking_head: MY BOSS SAW THAT

No idea what you could mean

mein fuhrer

Just learned the most important word

ナチス

moonspeak for waifu?

Moonspeak for Nazi

Waifu would be わいふ

or ワイフ

http://csgoani.me/vjyabte

hahaha, what a channel

I too speak moonrunes(edited)

@Taylor SWifTT は is your friend

俺は医者だぜ

why is it だぜ

because you're the coolest weeaboo in town

やれやれ

Im not 100% on the difference between あれ and それ

the second one was written by a lazier man

idgi

Um

I figured it out

http://hiragananinja.tk/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/kosoado-02-02.png

If I remember correctly they indicate distance from the speaker

Ya

Fucking moonrunes

that picture is almost as hard to understand as the runes themselves wtf

So basically

You got this

Kore sore and are

Are words you use for describing the distance an object is between you and another person

Kore is used when it's closer to you

Sore when it's closer to them

And are when it's far from both of you

I believe there's also like koko soko and asoko

Or something like that but it depends on noun usage

ここ koko = here / location close to speaker
そこ soko = there / location close to listener
あそこ asoko =there / location not close to them
どこ doko / =where

It's described really well in the genki book

via the page with that pic

http://hiragananinja.tk/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/thisandthat.png

Then you gotta start fucking with this shit

rip

Yeah that's what I was talking about with noun usage

Object 1 and Object 2 are a bit misleading

を and に are just particles

これを食べる mean you're going to eat "this"

actually, これに seems weird to me

そこに行く means you're going to "there, close to you"

に usually indicates "to somewhere"

を usually indicates that something is being done "with something"

korewa O shiri

darou

god, romaji burns my eyes

Good

Cause I cannot type Japanese so I am going to write in Romanju

パカ

>not having Japanese keyboard enabled

>being at work thus cannot turn on Japanese Keyboard

>working

>making money to shitpost on discord about japanese

>Thinking I have a life

get the Google IME, I think it installs to appData :V

desu desu

はいですな

desu

De-su

deezu

des

ま、ね

ディーズ・ナッツー(edited)

Pinned a message.

ES REICHT

わたしゲイですな

あなたはゲイですか

Pretty sure you want a wa after the watashi

I dont think its 100% needed

Not sure on that though

idk, google translated said it was ok so thats good enough for me

http://i.imgur.com/vJqfU8q.png

TERRIBLE NEWS

it's about Japan

they're running out of potato chips

the many typhoons ruined the potato harvest

Calbee and Koikeya had to stop the production of at least 30 types of chips

including the most popular like Pizza and French Salad

sad!

Now how are they going to get their squid ink or whale flavored chips

oh squid ink chips are actually rice crackers

it's so bad folks

they are paying up to 16$ for a bag

http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/world/91630426/the-great-japan-potato-chip-crisis-panic-buying-16-bags

残念だ

絶望

I need to start leaning cusses now

http://csgoani.me/vovjrgd

http://csgoani.me/voektyx

hey JAP FUCKOS

変態

does this read as "hentai"

it's listed as one possible translation

IT'S FOR A MEME THIS IS IMPORTANT

Nigga I don't know characters

I think it's right

everything i could find on google seemed to lead me to believe it is

skullmund chat has what i used it for

Apparently hentau means tranny

I'm taking French next semester

It seems like the best language to learn at my college that is spoken by a first world country

Also it's not spanish so thats a major bonus

RACIST

oh, you haven't seen me get racist

you are but a little babby

chinese english and french are the 3 most spoken languages in the world

so it wouldnt be a bad option

ok first off

chinese isnt a language

ok

it's a country and region

full of ant people

without morals, guilt or conscience

and there is a bunch of retarded languages of which the official one in peking is mandarin

also if you learn french you can talk to three kinds of people

Right, I forgot to specify "mandarin"

but if you just say chinese thats what everyone means anyways

people who actually know all the different shit about chinese languages would specify what they are talking about

you have about as many french as german speakers last time I checked, ~120mill

French seems like it has a good bugout bag potential

Like lots of small islands with large french speaking populations

spanish gets you whole latin america and philippines

french barely rates

but then you would be in latin america or the phillippines

or California

remember that if you learn antpeople lingua

you have to deal with them

seems like a good idae at first for business but they are going to screw you over every time all the time

same with chinese

sometimes I consider learning russian

but then I remember the conjugations would suck

learn klingon, so you can read shakespear in it's original script.

I dont think my throat could handle it

I could get by in Switzerland with French

And...France

And some Carribean islands with nonwhites, so thats the same boat as Spanish

Why would you want to go to france

belgium, monaco, luxembourg, canada, various subsaharan shit stains

In case Russia gets really jealous of Trump's America and tries to invade

your mom

but if russia wants to invade

Alaska

wouldnt you be safer learning russians

I aint no commie

russia can invade

I mean you can live on both sides of the radioactive wasteland

especially their women

^

I think the US and Russia should just agree to not nuke eachother

everything else is fair game because they are weak

except

if pakistan and india nukes

just shut up

there might be a reason for china to get involved

let's just divvie up the world and agree not to step on eachothers legos okay?

^

Exactly

yeah well

who gets ukraine

We each annex our respective hemispheres. Africa is kinda a nomans land

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ticket-ride-japanese-luxury-sleeper-train-mere-10-114751055.html

日本国でBMWイキます when?

Just gonna assume that translates to "FUCK BMW FOREVER"

Well, Hazlen isnt invited

Well I assume you're trying to say BMW go to Japan when

But you used kana instead of hira for some reason

Additionally the verbs go and come use a different particle if I remember right

pf

Supposed to be BMW in Japan

Not go to

Ok

If we're going somewhere in asia pacific let's do Australia

Why

If I wanted to go to another shitty white country with a gay accent Id go to Canada

or you could go to japan and flounder with your newbie level japanese

Implying you have to be fluent in a language to go there

you'll justify speaking english there somehow

i mean c'mon most young worldly people speak good english anyways

its a pretty good justification too

In that I dont speak Japanese

take video of your adventures plz

Not like Im going tomorrow

Or in the foreseeable future

Or ever

Is the symbol for moon and month reall the same?

yes

Water and ice sure are easy to remember

The same except for the little tick on ice

水氷

Also super useful, I have an app that shows me the stroke order for everything

I'm reading the English translation of Siddartha

does anyone know any specific differences from the original?

relative to what

i've only ever read it in english

good book though, probably the most influential to me of all the standard public school reading shit

I didn't even get to read it for public school

Lol

In public school we had to read stuff like Their Eyes Were Watching God and Raisin In The Sun because black kids

I read on my own

huh that's weird

never heard of either tbh

Both are about how much being black sucked

In the 20s

Harlem "Reniassance"

books i remember reading in school: siddartha, fahrenheit 451, the outsiders (middle school), lord of the flies, The Power of One (token story about how being black sucks, although the main character might be white i don't remember exactly, i just know it happened in south africa during the 30's/40's), Romeo and Juliet, Antigone, Macbeth I think?, Cyrano De Burgerac, The Pearl, Beowulf

that's what i can remember off the top of my head

oh

huck finn, yeah

i also read a good amount on my own time, stuff like catch-22, The Screwtape Letters, The Stand and a bunch of shit i can't remember

I did Romeo and Juliet, I don't remember anything about it other than watching Westside Story and thinking "wow, they made fighting gay"

I read 451 and Lord of the Flies on my own

Beowulf we like skimmed through

.i sword 9mm

https://gndn.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/shot0026.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLNYuKLYD0

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/859985099428831232

Months sure are easy to remember

一月

二月

Fuckers, I can't leave the country with my legit name and SSN

I need fake documents/passport

i took a year of german in high school, it was kinda surreal

my teacher was frau bratten, she worked as a waitress part time at this authentic bierhaus as well as taught, and we'd rock out to rammstein in the beginning of class

beautiful language, german

[citation needed]

how were her chebs?

braised

When saying you ate something

Are 中国食べ物 and 中国料理 the same

The mean the same thing essentially, correct?

only learned the taberu verb in my class so no idea

食べ物 just means foodstuffs essentially

I guess the proper would be料理

食べ物 is food

Right

食べru is eat

Right

i dont know what the other kanji is

料理 is cuisine

https://japanese.stackexchange.com/questions/40435/whats-the-difference-between-shokuji-ryouri-and-tabemono

食べ物 I guess wouldnt be correct

It would make sense but it wouldnt be the best

oh is 料理 ryouri

Yes

ahh alright i didnt know the kanji for it

yeah when talking about a specfic coutnries food you use ryouri

This is another shortcoming of English that makes other languages hard

Because we use so few words to mean so many things

Of course we also dont have dumb moon runes instead of words so

🤷🏿

dont hate on the moon runes

Oh Im hating on moon runes

Kanji is dumb

👌🏻

Chinese and Japanese are one of very few languages left that use a system like that

Its bullshit

Some heiroglyphics level bs

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/861217887129817088

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

https://youtu.be/O27TgLW6pCU

Its actually a pretty interesting story

How they didnt have a written language for a long time

And then China showed up and was like hey

Wanna borrow a language

china language bad mmmkay

Chinese sounds awful

all asian languages besides like jap and maybe korean sound godawful

i mean like in the sense that being around their speakers

is obnoxious

i love vietnamese food

The famous description of Chinese is it sounds like silverware being thrown down a flight of stairs

FUCK vietnamese speakers though

native chinese speakers atleast the ones on my campus are annoying as hell

and they all smoke too

duh

they're chinese(edited)

Why is smoking still so prevelent in Asia

yeah i mean might wanna check and see if it's actually opium

could make $$$$ on keeping them hooked on that

asian tobacco is so shitty too

give them an American Spirit cig and watch them lose a lung on it's richness

@Taylor SWifTT because of America

#vapebois

and they don't get taxed to death like in europe

http://csgoani.me/vxctnht

ded channel

http://csgoani.me/vswagbeyondreason