first

still fuckin dont know what team we're doing

but mystic has the coolest name and as a mysterious lifeblood figure it suits me(edited)

ye

http://i.imgur.com/NkrjH3n.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm6gXjDVIAEE42d.jpg

I have a couple coworkers who have been going out on lunch to walk downtown

lol

my coworker who is like a hellsperg anime faggot is having his day in the limelight because he's like the top pokemon guy in my workplace

Poke Mongo.

i cant hit fucking level 5

pokemon is a lot like vicarious wrestling, you wrestle via your pokemon

https://youtu.be/kw7IBJaN6rQ

try that to get pumped up

i heard thats the upcoming 2017 WWE promo commercial reel

sitting here catching and transferring ratatas

cute girl at work commented on my Pokemon

PokemonGo pickup game is stronk.

Great way of talking to girls because I can really only talk about videogames

aren't you married or something bro

I have a girlfriend

whom I live with

Doesn't mean I can't enjoy when cute girls flirt with me.

Signing into the app through Google automatically grants the app access to Gmail inboxes, search history and Drive, among other Google services. This only affects iOS devices.

hahahha

get fucked iNerds

http://i.imgur.com/TMrDv4I.png

http://i.imgur.com/ADMsIAv.jpg

i just watched my neighbor run in and out of her yard

and scream

I GOT A CHARMANDER

lmao

i hit 5

and i can hit three gyms from my house

4 gyms

lol

anyone having trouble with the game freezing when you catch a pokemon?

yup

servers suck

yeah the servers are just over loaded

things will level out soon

I haven't tried to play to much between not feeling well and the weather

but hopfully this week and this weekends things will even out a bit and I can catch some shit

yeah hopefully. went out with a friend and we lured 3 spots. and was retarting the game more then catching...

but i did snag a Dratini

Saw so many school breakers out catching pokemon today

35 mile drive to work. Not a single pokestop in sight.

rip

Mhmm. I was almost hoping the prison complex would be a pokestop. I mean gotta catch'em all.

GET OFF YOUR PHONE WHILE YOU DRIVE REEEEEEEEEE

1. Carpool on the way to work. 2. While at work I drive in a continuous circle without giving the vehicle any gas and if I hit anyone oh well, I mean I'm supposed to shoot them anyways

Honestly wouldn't be the first time someone got hit here. Hell inmates have been intentionally hit with the door before.

OH SHIt

PIKA CHU NEARBY

Pikachu is one of the few I got at my house.

well

fuck it

downloading pokemon go

lmao despite it not being released here it's still translated already

http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/Pokemon-Go-Raeuber-locken-Opfer-ueber-Augmented-Reality-Spiel-3262937.html

Thieves are luring pokemon go players to certain spots and then robbing em of their phones etc

hooray

there's stuff in germany.

https://vgy.me/dbVbPq.jpg

JOINING TEAM RED

WHY RED

MYSTIC LOOKS WAY SICKER

Because everone and their mom is already mystic around here

I wanna fight dudes not make out with em

more xp

gotta speedlevel

Took over my first pokegym with trump

Trump is now the gyms new leader.

wow good pokemon for the name

hair matches

And it's a christian gym~

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1468335117213.png

My neigborhood aint got shit. But on the army base. Holy shit pokegalor.

Sorry Rej, I went Mystic last night since I didn't see your post.

I've got to get well so I can go catch more Pokémon

I can only catch so many in my neighborhood

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-07/11/5/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane01/sub-buzz-26718-1468229158-1.png?resize=625:440&no-auto

Jeez

Also I am going with the yellow team

What ever name that is

So Rej is red, Peaches is yellow, I'm blue. We got this shit covered.

hell yeah

I am rainbow

https://www.twitch.tv/witwix

So livestreaming Pokemon Go is a new hilarios thing

Seeing these fucking hellspergs out in public

Exercising

My starter was mew

my dad works an nintendo

at*

fucked up my own shitpost

lmbo

my uncle nintendo works at sega

"Motivates the fat right outta you"

and he told me dreamcast 2 is coming out with a Vita attachment

so jelly

And it will play xbox 64 cartridges

jfc

walking the dog i passed like 6 people playing pogo

in a one mile walk

and i don't live in a city

I plan on doing it some more this week

Its a cancer

I knew this game would be big, I didn't know it would be THIS big, i t's pretty amazing

This is how the world ends

you're just mad there are no gyms by you tay

Dog I dont even PLAY this

because there's no gyms or poke stops

duh

I dont even know what that MEANS

it means

mad because bad

All of the pokestops and gyms are locations carried over from Niantic's previous game INgress

yup

I never did play ingress

yup

And there's a ton of churches and shit because they used to auto-approve any religious location as an ingame node

yup

i live between two churches.

and like five parks.

like I said the big mascot at the strip club is a poke stop and it makes me laugh everytime

btw guys

There is no shelter from the storm.

I need to get better at botting this game

how do you even do that

get a drone for ultimate botting

rooted phone?

Yep

Now I need to figure out how to make it automatically catch pokemans around me

That'd be real neat.

witwix poke go stream gonna transition into a social eating stream~

rejd, someone was saying their watch out for spoofed gps

Time to learn how to decompile apk's, edit those and recompile em?

check out the ingress forums, i bet there's info there

Yeah they do

Just like they did in ingress

you mean pokemon go .5

Telltale signs someone's spoofing - jumpy location, from a spot to another in a timespan that'd result in an unrealistic speed

things like that.

so if you have a rare spawn, i should wait till tomorrow to spoof to you

program it to walk you around then, no jumpyness :)

Pretty much

WELL

...

So what you're saying is if you want to farm some location in United States then just keep it below 20mph and pretend like you're slow boating the Atlantic :v

if you make the gps data too smooth and reliable, they'll know you're faking it lol

I'm hatching eggs RIGHT NOW.

eww

i KNEW germans laid eggs!

i've never seen a german live birth, have you?!

ALso I'm getting sick of seeing bird pokemans

and rats

i have SO many Ratatas and Pidgeys

just got a Fearow though

yea

good for upgrading though

I almost asked some nerds on their phones walking around downtown if they were playing Pokemon Go. Then I realized I'm an adult and bought some beer before going home lol

jokeso n you

they were.

I just got a Lapras

from the comfort of my home.

Look at this goon

excercising for his video games

I bet you stood up to catch it

I HATCHED it

EWW

on the toilet

german egg hatching discussion ends now~

pin this ^

@Septapus comic

Here's your comic @Rejd: http://i.imgur.com/1ZM2DRe.png

actually, pin that

can you pin the bot's posts rejd?

https://vgy.me/a1INuv.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/t7GzT8d.gif

https://i.imgur.com/DVXtYBS.gif

https://i.imgur.com/Lhtmh6y.gif

My strongest is a 209 Gravler. You sucks Rej.

do u guys vape infested

would u vape with the grineer

expels competition level vapor cloud

idk maybe

ive got a co woker who vapes all the time

sick clouds bruh

I vape at my desk in my office

I ask everybody who moves into my area and nobody minds

Most like the way it smells

Can you catch browns and blacks with this game?

What about pedos?

status update

my lapras is at 1213

https://youtu.be/FT_ZpHgiIKo

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/4rygtc/isthisconsidered_cheating/

http://www.vox.com/2016/7/12/12152728/pokemon-go-economic-problems

lmao this article

It begins

It had already started with Ingress

The Continuation~

some kid outside my apartment asked e if i played pokemon go, i told him i was stuck with an old burner phone so i couldnt play it

he then asked me if its true people have found dead bodies while playing it (they have)

like, if you're wandering through abandoned buildings and fields to find a pokemon thats usually where people die/bodies get dumped

is this the invizimals channel

https://imgur.com/VoRFg63

lmao at the paltry attempt to steal thunder

see sony here's one weird trick to make millions: create an original IP people give a shit about

yeaaah got that tauros bby

its moves are shit though

I must live in a shit area. Cant find anything good. Most powerful one I have a CP 300 Pincir. Nearest gym is being held by a CP 960 Snorlax.

Did I mention

I've got two 1300CP Lapras now

seriously

i have like

a 170cp fearow

lol

Smogon renamed to #GetGassed

ban when

got me a fuckin borlax

now i can fuckin hold all the pokemon

.. pokemon go https://i.imgur.com/dgi5ZoJ.jpg

New quote added.

RIP @The Sauce

just curious, how badly do people view on those electronic taggings

https://vimeo.com/174821377

This is it

the beginning of the end.

or rather, the beginning of an augmented reality.. reality.

https://m.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4swhph/pokemongonotafanofthe_south/

lol

... lit

📣 https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aDBfCSW1mDs/maxresdefault.jpg

i wonder if i'm gonna get blocked by J McIntosh for pointing out that his Pidgeot is nicknamed Pidgeotto

i didn't even say anything about him being a fucking idiot for being 'concerned' that a POKEMON game wanted to make him have it fight

Went FULL McIntosh

Never go Full McIntosh

“The enemy, Satan, is targeting churches with virtual, digital, cyber-demons,” Wiles said, before adding: “I believe this thing is a magnet for demonic powers.”

Wiles went on to claim that “Pokémon masters” may soon start “telling people to kill people in those buildings” in order to catch more Pokémon, comparing the use of the App to Philando Castile’s girlfriend use of Facebook Live to live stream the aftermath of Castile’s shooting by a police officer, which he said might have been staged

They’re spawning demons inside your church,” Wiles said. “They’re targeting your church with demonic activity.” He then again warned that “this technology will be used by the enemies of the cross to target, locate and execute Christians

I want a free daemonic powers app

Same

to avoid death by Cyber Demons Christians just need to get better at strafing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/pokemon-go-players-go-mad-as-rare-pokemon-appears-in-park/

lmbo

https://vgy.me/ADsWaR.jpg

wait KFC is international?

i didn't know they had locations outside of north america, tbh

Hell Yeah

KFC is big in Japan

Yum Brands is global as fuck.

https://pgorelease.nianticlabs.com/plfe/

lol.

Dude

:v

so I changed the git project a little

basically just swapped out icons

and I think I like it far more now.

https://vgy.me/72gL1t.jpg

Already filtering out pidgeys and shit

Otherwise you wouldn't be able to see anything at all

Yup.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1468928024846.png

Lmbo and you went mystic

i didnt tho

i never got to the point to do so

because i installed the game and like played it once since

and here I am doing POWERPLAYS.

Aka saving up all those fucking pidgeys, popping double xp and evolving pokemans for the entire duration to get the most xp per time spent playing

I'm team Mystic. So what? Wanna fight about it?

I was instinct long before this was a thing

https://i.imgur.com/bZQm44O.jpg

great troll

did you see the one comment about YAY IT"S IN EUROPE and a guy right below going fuck I jsut ran over a bunch of people in france trying to get a charizard

lol

Also update 1.03 might show other people on the map?

Not sure I'm a fan of that

that sounds maybe not good for public safety reasons

unless you HAVE to opt in for it to show you

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/pokemon-go-letter/

http://i.imgur.com/GxbASRX.jpg

lmbo

I hope this is real

On some base somewhere

it is

we've gotten emails about it on base too.

That's Nellis AFB and I guarantee it's real. We got a mass e mail from legal on Friday about this game. Haha

Jesus

http://i.imgur.com/m1vbhjQ.jpg

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2016/07/19/4e1a810e55c27982.mp4

see: scrolling message

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36841828

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8M478zHK_M

fucking lmao

I have become the tay of pokemon go

botting my way to victory

on a alt account

started 4 hours ago, 1 - 12

last 20 minutes from 12 to 17 via lucky egg + nonstop evolving stuff

ree

Why does France not have Pokemans Go?

Is it because of ISIS

yes

ISIS killed all the pokeman

mother fuckers

France has it

You didn't see that guy run over all those people trying to catch a charzard

It was a big deal

Taking all the Pokémon is not Nice

... Mods

📣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/07/12/holocaust-museum-auschwitz-want-pokmon-go-hunts-stop-pokmon/86991810/

https://vgy.me/OBvRxI.jpg

full on autist mode

jesus christ

this is the same cancer that afflicts the mainline series games

i'd probably care a lot more about pokemon's competetive shit if they just made every pokemon have concrete stats and an intentional design behind their strengths and weaknesses

I'd prefer to have the good ol round based combat

rather than the spamfest it currently is

in regards to GO?

Yes please.

cause i think the main series still has the turn based stuff?

yeah ok

yeah i havent played GO enough to even know what its combat is like

realtime combat, tap to attack with the weak attack, build up charge, hold to use strong attack

swipe left/right to dodge

im just saying I wish the main pokemon games were more casual friendly because imo IV/EV/Nature sperg bullshit is just too much for a childrens game

show me your diglet~

https://pokevision.com/

According to this theres no Pokemon in my town

it's only in a small radius around where you place your marker

Oh thanks Pokemon Go

Theyre all in the hood

wtf

dudes are all about the pokemans in the hood

https://vgy.me/VpuHMp.jpg

santa monica pier is nuts.

dude theres a weedle in my room

https://i.imgur.com/OVVMwdY.jpg

dude there's a diglet on my crotch~

https://clips.twitch.tv/avaail/ExpensiveFishBCouch

Have you guys been using the power saving gps exploit. I've hatched so many eggs while getting to be a lazy neckbeard. It's so awesome!

What's that?

What's that?

Honestly they should have tied it to the phones step counter having to have the app open to count steps is really dumb

on android you can switch between high accuarcy which uses GPS plus WIFI and Cell Towers to locate your position. GPS only which is that. And power saving mode which uses wifi and celluar triangulation to locate you. Power saving is good so long as you arent next to a router for 30 meters. So when im at work with no wifi my character is constantly running around in a 30 meter circle as i connect between cell towers. I average 2.5 km per hour with the phone sitting on my desk. in dev options i have set to never go to sleep while plugged in. so at the end of the day i hatch on avg 3-5 eggs.

So what exactly do I need to do?

Location - Location Method - Power Saving.

Dev options: Tap About Phone 7 times.

Stay Awake

https://vgy.me/IeXIfq.jpg

Jesus

https://i.imgur.com/RTN5keD.mp4

Lol, My highest is 740! My area is so bad.

I don't even have that good yet

turned level 18 today

fuck this shit. This game is literally unwinnable for people who don't live in a bustling city. I was stoked as shit when I caught a 650 Fearow. Check the gyms at work, lowest CP pokemon is 1400.(edited)

Game is actually bad as far as games go but I like some of it.

Like coming home to an Electabuzz in my driveway.

and actually catching it for once

(i like electabuzz)

small moments that keep me coming back to what is essentially not even a game

It is a game to me, took over 2 gums today!

gyms*

and turned level 20!

Pokemon GO FUCK YOURSELF

So niantic shut down their tracking API and a bunch of people are mad?

I also read something about a broken update

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/new-pokmon-go-app-update-8534269

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8534207.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Pokemon-Go-app_store.png

And people are mad huh

Didn't know Garry was on the PokemonGO update team

It runs a shit load better

Also it's rumored they are implementing a new way to track the Pokemon that will be a lot better

People shouldn't get mad about thier virtual animal collecting

inb4 they charge money for pokemon tracking

found a primeape on the toilet at work today

pretty good

oh geez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQsGqc6jpM

caught this one from my livingroom

get your name changes in the new uipdate

anyway use this goddamn site for anything you need to know about this game god damnbit https://thesilphroad.com/

Does this thing have a good combat system et

Is it still poop

The entire game is garbage. Haven't touched it in a week.

the social aspect is the only thing there is going for it

Fuck normies