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Taylor 03-Jul-17 02:04 PM
https://twitter.com/BattleRoyaleMod/status/881932191877419008
@Future @Simplyjack
Future 03-Jul-17 03:01 PM
Ummm hell yeah
I have a doctors appointment in an hour
Then I can hop on
amalilakab 03-Jul-17 03:02 PM
pubg seems really fun.
How does it compare to others in this category?
Taylor 03-Jul-17 03:03 PM
Probably the best
Prude 03-Jul-17 03:06 PM
if it was on sale or something during the steam sale i'd have been more willing to try it
but i think it was full price?
i mean they can charge full price certainly
they're the current hot shootmans game
so people wont be phased
Taylor 03-Jul-17 03:07 PM
It hasnt been out long so
makes sense
amalilakab 03-Jul-17 03:08 PM
yeah I might ahve considered buying if it wre on sale for cheap
I'm a cheapskate
Taylor 03-Jul-17 03:08 PM
Its only 30 bucks, and its well worth
Prude 03-Jul-17 03:13 PM
i'm feeling :tenbux:
uh
OniichanBot 03-Jul-17 03:13 PM
Prude 03-Jul-17 03:13 PM
ok there we go
Hori 03-Jul-17 03:13 PM
i refuse because it has such a dumb name
Prude 03-Jul-17 03:14 PM
same
i'd play it now jsut because everyone else is
but for 10 dollars or less
because of the name
and my general not-fondness of shootmans games anyhow
Taylor 03-Jul-17 03:15 PM
Thats fine
Our crew doesnt really need One Hour Heros
Prude 03-Jul-17 03:19 PM
I agree
that's why I'm not spending 30bux on a game I may not like 🤷
but I would spend 10
because 10 is that sweet spot of "basically as much as I'd spend on fast food"
which is how i justify cheap games usually
Future 03-Jul-17 03:50 PM
Waiting at the doctors now
Pry like 45 minutes till@home
Prude 03-Jul-17 04:31 PM
can you kill your teampals in this one?
https://twitter.com/hyprcel/status/871189691835469824
Ozmiander 03-Jul-17 04:32 PM
you can kill everyone
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 04:33 PM
lol alex
Future 03-Jul-17 04:47 PM
time to pubg
@jack @Taylor
@Simplyjack
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 04:49 PM
aye
amalilakab 03-Jul-17 04:50 PM
Wish I could join you scrubs
Just kidding, I hsouldnt' shit talk. I'm fucking terrible at fps
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 04:52 PM
@Future voice chat
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Taylor 03-Jul-17 05:00 PM
Fucking Future
TEKNOIR 03-Jul-17 05:10 PM
this game is...
not that terrible.
amalilakab 03-Jul-17 05:13 PM
lol
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 06:11 PM
good match
dilbertasfuck 03-Jul-17 06:11 PM
dl;ing then
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 06:11 PM
got to #2
i died to the wall at the end but future was slayin mans
dilbertasfuck 03-Jul-17 06:11 PM
how's performance
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 06:12 PM
mostly good?
Future 03-Jul-17 06:12 PM
we were a lag spike away form winning that match
so other than that
dilbertasfuck 03-Jul-17 06:12 PM
heard it had a rough start in performance so wasn't sure
Future 03-Jul-17 06:13 PM
our 4 man was stronk
took out so many fucking jeeps
Ozmiander 03-Jul-17 06:15 PM
wish i had an 8x or 15x though for the m24 lol
Simplyjack 03-Jul-17 06:18 PM
that dacia drive by was lit even if just one guy died
just shadowing a guy and magdumping until his jeep blows up
worth
also pro mountain climbing 👌🏻
Future 03-Jul-17 06:25 PM
that match made my dick rock hard you guys need to hurry up and finish life stuff
im gonna go eat i guess
Taylor 03-Jul-17 06:31 PM
Im cooking supper
Ill be ready to go again in 30~
dilbertasfuck 03-Jul-17 06:33 PM
holy fuck this is a big game
this will be a while to dl
Taylor 03-Jul-17 07:06 PM
@deleted-role Let a niggy know when yall ready
TEKNOIR 03-Jul-17 07:15 PM
Performance is pgood. Aside the random lag spikes that hit every so often fps is good and netcode seems good for 100 player servers.
Ozmiander 03-Jul-17 07:16 PM
game has made vast strides since release
TEKNOIR 03-Jul-17 07:16 PM
Looks like it's a lot like squad where having an ssd isn't so much a performance boost because it loads incrementally.
Ozmiander 03-Jul-17 07:16 PM
whjich is unheard of for a koth game
wolfs 03-Jul-17 08:30 PM
the game goes to shit in squad v squad combat
like.. slideshow
Future 03-Jul-17 08:32 PM
Yeah usuaul koth goes down hill from release
Future 03-Jul-17 11:53 PM
Pubg
Future 04-Jul-17 12:02 AM
@deleted-role shit fuck lets kill mans
Taylor 04-Jul-17 12:03 AM
I could pubg
Quick one before I get in bed and watch some 'mus
Future 04-Jul-17 12:04 AM
lets do it
Taylor 04-Jul-17 12:05 AM
@here Anyone else?
Hori 04-Jul-17 12:05 AM
.. everyone
TrapBot 04-Jul-17 12:05 AM
:speaking_head: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/156528442446184448/314082664057536515/tlvf3mo9tosy.jpg
Taylor 04-Jul-17 12:06 AM
Solve that problem
dilbertasfuck 04-Jul-17 12:08 AM
I'm dl'ing
Taylor 04-Jul-17 12:11 AM
👌🏿
http://i.imgur.com/7vlDr67.jpg
A COP IRL 04-Jul-17 12:45 AM
https://my.mixtape.moe/xftage.jpg
> 0 kills
KYS tay
wolfs 04-Jul-17 12:53 AM
damn a couple of pros
weak wrists big dick 04-Jul-17 10:40 AM
Who wanna PUBG
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:49 AM
!thinking
OniichanBot 04-Jul-17 10:49 AM
TEKNOIR 04-Jul-17 11:10 AM
Made it to 7th solo
Ozmiander 04-Jul-17 02:49 PM
Don't pubg with joe
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 02:53 PM
what could go wrong
TEKNOIR 04-Jul-17 04:56 PM
How about don't anything with Joe.
Ozmiander 04-Jul-17 04:57 PM
^
Taylor 04-Jul-17 04:58 PM
.. joe
TrapBot 04-Jul-17 04:58 PM
:speaking_head: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/170184517615616001/251094778119323649/73400230.jpg
TEKNOIR 04-Jul-17 05:56 PM
My best so far.
Hazlen 04-Jul-17 05:56 PM
.. joe
TrapBot 04-Jul-17 05:56 PM
:speaking_head: https://pics.onsizzle.com/no-matter-how-fast-i-run-i-cannot-run-away-5853071.png
Taylor 04-Jul-17 05:57 PM
PUBG tonight? Around 8 or 9?
TEKNOIR 04-Jul-17 05:59 PM
cool
Taylor 04-Jul-17 06:00 PM
@deleted-role
Future 04-Jul-17 07:04 PM
people just came over for 4th stuff
TEKNOIR 04-Jul-17 07:06 PM
weak
Taylor 04-Jul-17 07:10 PM
Jacks probably going to be working tonight as well
TEKNOIR 04-Jul-17 07:15 PM
I just fucking punched two people to death!
Lancek 04-Jul-17 07:19 PM
:bustem:
OniichanBot 04-Jul-17 07:19 PM
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:25 PM
@Taylor i worked a 4-8
so im free
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:27 PM
@deleted-role who up
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:27 PM
me
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
Smash that fukin @here
Real PUBG Hours
Prude 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
@here PUBG whether you like it or not
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
Prude
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
we NEED you in this
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FJQl6id.png
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
getin
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:28 PM
HTH
Prude 04-Jul-17 10:29 PM
no i dont wanna do that i just wanna tia(edited)
Rejd 04-Jul-17 10:29 PM
@Prude
Prude 04-Jul-17 10:29 PM
it doesn't actually bother me
@everyone
Rejd 04-Jul-17 10:29 PM
@Prude
@Prude
wolfs 04-Jul-17 10:30 PM
.. everyone
TrapBot 04-Jul-17 10:30 PM
:speaking_head: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/125841290062462976/322404322296201216/ding.gif
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:30 PM
For ral tho
Lets fuck
Rejd 04-Jul-17 10:31 PM
I'd rather drunk drive now
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:31 PM
!thinking
OniichanBot 04-Jul-17 10:31 PM
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:31 PM
@Kimsemus get pubg and nicca
Taylor 04-Jul-17 10:31 PM
PUBG is def a Kim game
Simplyjack 04-Jul-17 10:31 PM
it is
gank mans and lots of salt
A COP IRL 04-Jul-17 11:04 PM
id play but im 1) exhausted 2) drinkin hard
Taylor 04-Jul-17 11:06 PM
Sounds like excuses to me
Future 05-Jul-17 12:42 AM
I'm drinking hardbadnfuck
I'm doing mental reps of headshots
That's what counts
Taylor 05-Jul-17 01:03 AM
🙏🏿
Taylor 05-Jul-17 11:10 AM
Whos down for pubg tonight
@deleted-role
Maybe like 7-8CST
Simplyjack 05-Jul-17 11:11 AM
would if i could
Hazlen 05-Jul-17 11:11 AM
, bitch
Simplyjack 05-Jul-17 11:11 AM
it was implied
Taylor 05-Jul-17 11:12 AM
Ill probably solo queue tonight then
Practice gitting gud
Simplyjack 05-Jul-17 11:12 AM
solo is good
Taylor 05-Jul-17 11:12 AM
Maybe I can start killing mans instead of being rez bitch
Simplyjack 05-Jul-17 11:12 AM
learn where good shit is, how 2 drive, not needing other mans to bog you down
yeah
hindered 05-Jul-17 02:42 PM
what is screen scale?
is that analgoose to FOV?
TEKNOIR 05-Jul-17 04:06 PM
K
FAT32 SHAMER 05-Jul-17 04:12 PM
are u scrubs any good at this game
Hazlen 05-Jul-17 04:12 PM
>BMW
>Good
😆
Taylor 05-Jul-17 04:12 PM
Yeah we arent bad
Always get into the top 5-10
FAT32 SHAMER 05-Jul-17 04:13 PM
ok cool
i havent played since the reset
Taylor 05-Jul-17 04:14 PM
Play with Future or Mez and youre confirmed a win
More or less
hindered 05-Jul-17 04:42 PM
im down for some games in an hour or so
Future 05-Jul-17 04:44 PM
That's not fair one game we got second 👌
Mez and I need to crank some duos
hindered 05-Jul-17 04:46 PM
enhancing.
Nonpoint 05-Jul-17 04:46 PM
reeeemotes
Taylor 05-Jul-17 04:46 PM
Looks fine to me
Hazlen 05-Jul-17 04:46 PM
crank some
Nonpoint 05-Jul-17 04:53 PM
I just realized I can make a stupid looking asshole with a giant fro and free scholarship skin in pubg
I might need it now
Taylor 05-Jul-17 04:54 PM
Agreed
TEKNOIR 05-Jul-17 05:03 PM
my best solo finish is 6th. Top that
Also, I already inhabit that skin.
Future 05-Jul-17 05:21 PM
Posted some solo wins in chat a while back
Thank god they reset the stats for us
Solos are actually fun imo but I can only play 1-2
They are hella campy
hindered 05-Jul-17 05:23 PM
im gonna be playing for a bit, join up in voice if anyone wants to group up
TEKNOIR 05-Jul-17 05:23 PM
ill be in at 8
7
makin dinner now
hindered 05-Jul-17 05:23 PM
ill be off and on
Hazlen 05-Jul-17 05:24 PM
I'm getting off
hindered 05-Jul-17 05:24 PM
we could only hope
Simplyjack 05-Jul-17 07:02 PM
https://streamable.com/7f5uu 😂
Taylor 05-Jul-17 07:08 PM
Pinned a message.
Simplyjack 05-Jul-17 07:19 PM
that 2nd to last pass is ball clenching
hindered 05-Jul-17 08:39 PM
im gonna play a few more
hmu
A COP IRL 05-Jul-17 09:14 PM
Solos are boring campfests. I feel you can be most aggressive in duos.
hindered 05-Jul-17 09:14 PM
then lets do it, bitchhhh
A COP IRL 05-Jul-17 09:15 PM
Squads can be be hit or miss
I would but I'm at work and stuck on desk duty cuz of my leg
hindered 05-Jul-17 09:15 PM
Future 05-Jul-17 11:23 PM
Squads lack the number of unique groups
A COP IRL 05-Jul-17 11:55 PM
I really think that duos are the mode this game.
Then again clearing an appt or small town with a squad of 4 is fun
Taylor 06-Jul-17 12:24 PM
Yeah but
PUBG Night
FAT32 SHAMER 06-Jul-17 01:14 PM
They just announced doomfist
So I'm going to spend time with my chocolate daddy
Otherwise I'd join u
Simplyjack 06-Jul-17 02:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lqT5861.mp4
Taylor 06-Jul-17 02:30 PM
Wouldnt even be mad
tbh
hindered 06-Jul-17 05:12 PM
who want to play this game?
Taylor 06-Jul-17 05:17 PM
Me later tonight
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 05:23 PM
this game is terrible.
yet I still play it.
ill be on
Taylor 06-Jul-17 05:23 PM
🙏🏿
Now we just need a @Future or a @Simplyjack or @A COP IRL or @Ozmiander
A COP IRL 06-Jul-17 05:36 PM
Working. Off on Sunday
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 06:20 PM
@here pubging with hindered get in bitches
punched a girl in undies to death and ran over a columbine shooter with a dune buggy. 10/10 game.
Hazlen 06-Jul-17 06:41 PM
but did you cum
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 07:08 PM
5 kills
13th place for hindered and I
A COP IRL 06-Jul-17 07:08 PM
I always try to shoot black players first
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 07:08 PM
ouch
A COP IRL 06-Jul-17 07:08 PM
I fire my 9 into the welfare line
Simplyjack 06-Jul-17 07:10 PM
slow mo through the afro
i got nothin
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 07:41 PM
AAAAAAAARGH!!! We were so close.
Simplyjack 06-Jul-17 07:41 PM
shit suuuucks(edited)
i feel ya fam
lotta #2s on my belt
worse than anything
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 07:41 PM
we had the high groud but they had a tree and boulder
Simplyjack 06-Jul-17 07:41 PM
rip
OniichanBot 06-Jul-17 07:41 PM
Ya, RIP
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 07:42 PM
@hindered p fucking good at this. BMW gettin gud
hindered 06-Jul-17 07:42 PM
and gunz
im an fps bro
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 08:05 PM
@deleted-role anyone else for pubging?
Simplyjack 06-Jul-17 08:06 PM
work soon, rip
OniichanBot 06-Jul-17 08:06 PM
Ya, RIP
Simplyjack 06-Jul-17 08:06 PM
night shifts lmao 😂🔫
TEKNOIR 06-Jul-17 08:07 PM
stop playing nerdcraft @Taylor and shoot mans
FAT32 SHAMER 06-Jul-17 08:13 PM
TusenTakk
er min usrnavn
A COP IRL 06-Jul-17 08:28 PM
If you fucks are gonna be around @ 0400 est I'll be home from work
Taylor 06-Jul-17 08:43 PM
Found my groove in PUBG
Took down like 4 dudes
Until I fucked up reloading my shotgun
Nonpoint 06-Jul-17 08:52 PM
sucked off like 4 dudes
fixed it
Taylor 06-Jul-17 08:58 PM
3 dudes went to get an air drop
Took 2 down and oen booked it
Got a buggy and drove off but stopped at a little house in the middle of the field
Surrounded him and lit him up
Had an AWM
FAT32 SHAMER 06-Jul-17 09:01 PM
.
i'll brb again lmao
Burrito 07-Jul-17 12:24 AM
I was gifted a proper drop soon after. A shot, T3 armor, ghillie, and an M24... With no scope and 30 shots.
FAT32 SHAMER 07-Jul-17 12:41 AM
Lol
Taylor 07-Jul-17 12:42 AM
Just when I thought I was clear of any cancer threat
And then Burrito does that
hindered 07-Jul-17 07:44 AM
i think there is a bug where you die at a quarter health in the def zone
hindered 07-Jul-17 08:37 AM
unless there is some mechanic i am missing
Future 07-Jul-17 05:52 PM
@here pubg weekend
Taylor 07-Jul-17 05:54 PM
🙏🏿
You know it
hindered 07-Jul-17 06:05 PM
im gonna be playing some games for a while, just let me know
hindered 07-Jul-17 07:41 PM
yall need to get serial about this game
Taylor 07-Jul-17 07:41 PM
Uh I cant be much more serious than that sick spraydown last night
PUBG does need some sort of practice mode(edited)
Like a firing range
TEKNOIR 07-Jul-17 08:07 PM
I'll be on late. Wife has me doing editing work for her. Ain't even getting paid for it.
hindered 07-Jul-17 10:08 PM
need bitches to play this game
hit me uppppp
TEKNOIR 07-Jul-17 11:53 PM
Tay's expert parking.
hindered 07-Jul-17 11:55 PM
like a rock
Taylor 08-Jul-17 12:00 AM
Pinned a message.
🙏🏿
Hazlen 08-Jul-17 12:01 AM
a most excellent silhouette it must have made.
Taylor 08-Jul-17 12:01 AM
Just baiting them
That was the round where I wiped 3 people then died because I fucked up reloading my shotty
Future 08-Jul-17 01:11 PM
I'm ready
Getting some coffee then I have three hours to pubg
They do need a shooting range taylor
Apparently devs confirmed they will add one
Future 08-Jul-17 03:32 PM
damnit
i would have won this one but i took to long to kill some dude and got flanked
@A COP IRL duos when
A COP IRL 08-Jul-17 04:32 PM
When I'm off work @Future. Tonight's my last night in my tour, I have a side job working security from 0830-1330 and then I'm free for the night
Future 08-Jul-17 04:36 PM
nice
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 04:51 PM
Nice!
Future 08-Jul-17 05:02 PM
potato aim day
A COP IRL 08-Jul-17 05:02 PM
Yeah I work 4 and 4, and they're 12 hour shifts so I kinda disappear
Future 08-Jul-17 05:02 PM
happens
ill be on tomorrow and later today
hindered 08-Jul-17 05:05 PM
im going to be playing some in about 30
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 05:52 PM
Be on around 8
Simplyjack 08-Jul-17 06:18 PM
im on for the evening
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 07:22 PM
@deleted-role suit up
hindered 08-Jul-17 07:23 PM
yah im down
Ozmiander 08-Jul-17 07:23 PM
choking down chipotle chicken laoded griller
gimme a sec
dilbertasfuck 08-Jul-17 08:01 PM
soon
Taylor 08-Jul-17 08:02 PM
Nigga werent you downloading it like 5 days ago
dilbertasfuck 08-Jul-17 08:02 PM
SSD just came in
Taylor 08-Jul-17 08:03 PM
Oh ok
dilbertasfuck 08-Jul-17 08:03 PM
512
Taylor 08-Jul-17 08:03 PM
Ive heard SSD isnt a huge improvement for this game
dilbertasfuck 08-Jul-17 08:03 PM
yeah
amazon delivers on saturdays and I forgot
Future 08-Jul-17 08:15 PM
Be on in like 90 minutes
Simplyjack 08-Jul-17 08:33 PM
@Taylor got an opening
Taylor 08-Jul-17 08:38 PM
👌🏿
Hazlen 08-Jul-17 08:44 PM
👌 👈
Future 08-Jul-17 09:19 PM
Les go fam
Ima potato aim the world
Taylor 08-Jul-17 09:20 PM
Give me 15min
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 09:29 PM
cool
Simplyjack 08-Jul-17 09:31 PM
ping me when tays in and ill ungay myself and rejoin
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 09:32 PM
hes still the wizzarding world of potter or some shit
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 10:04 PM
@Future put your fucking face on and get in the UAZ! We need to get to pubg!
Future 08-Jul-17 10:19 PM
Thank god
Hopping on
Taylor 08-Jul-17 11:02 PM
@deleted-role Could really uyse a 4th
dilbertasfuck 08-Jul-17 11:02 PM
gimmie 4
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 11:02 PM
we're terrible
dilbertasfuck 08-Jul-17 11:03 PM
err
we playing or can I greif
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 11:51 PM
WINNNNNNER!
good job team!
Taylor 08-Jul-17 11:51 PM
Future 08-Jul-17 11:51 PM
dinner crew checking in
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 11:51 PM
tasty 🐔
Taylor 08-Jul-17 11:52 PM
0 kills, 4 ressez
👌🏿
TEKNOIR 08-Jul-17 11:52 PM
Tay resed me twice
I got the last two kills at least
headpopped the last player
Taylor 09-Jul-17 12:59 AM
@Septapus hugemoji
Septapus 09-Jul-17 12:59 AM
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
Future 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
Taylor 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
Two in one night
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
Booom!
Future 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
so much chicken
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
PUBG TEAM 6
Taylor 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
Pinned down in an open field
Didnt freak out
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
took shots
Taylor 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
Found what cover we could
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 01:00 AM
low crawled in
pinch rushed
Future 09-Jul-17 01:02 AM
i think when we started low crawling there were 20 left
cant even deal right now adrenaline is 11/10
+mez (or anyone) as a fourth and tonight woulda been even better
i dont care what this game is called the gun fights feel exactly like the best parts of rust
field combat, clearing buidlings, sniping
👌
A COP IRL 09-Jul-17 01:22 AM
It rules. I'm so excited for the new desert map
Urban combat no trees to hide behind
Simplyjack 09-Jul-17 01:42 AM
tfw passed out and missed dinners(edited)
tfw hungover already
Simplyjack 09-Jul-17 09:20 AM
@deleted-role duos for breakfast?
A COP IRL 09-Jul-17 09:43 AM
Should be done at work in 2 - 3 hours. If I'm still awake I'll do some duos
hindered 09-Jul-17 09:56 AM
im playing
you in a game already?
Taylor 09-Jul-17 11:07 AM
I'll be home in an hour
If anybody wants to make some dinners
hindered 09-Jul-17 11:27 AM
im done for a bit, but ill probably be up for more in the afternoon
Taylor 09-Jul-17 12:46 PM
Something funny I thought of
re: that last match last night
Our team of 3 killed 2 people
And that was midmatch, not anywhere near the final battle
We literally just outwaited everyone
hindered 09-Jul-17 03:44 PM
@deleted-role gaem?
gayme?
Future 09-Jul-17 05:04 PM
mowing the lawn
Simplyjack 09-Jul-17 05:05 PM
(he's manscaping)
Hazlen 09-Jul-17 05:05 PM
Lancek 09-Jul-17 06:20 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHNskicJhFI
Beagle's streams are always fun to watch
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 06:42 PM
@deleted-role 8pm?
Taylor 09-Jul-17 06:42 PM
WWE PPV tonght
Im tied up until atleast 10CST
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 06:42 PM
wrastlin
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 08:14 PM
Taylor 09-Jul-17 08:14 PM
😍
TEKNOIR 09-Jul-17 08:15 PM
so fucking mad
would have won
but the games grenade mechanics are retarded
threw one early and it ended up throwing both my nades
had him pinned behind a tree. one nade is all i needed
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 01:24 AM
I just got this game.
https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafDifferentAniseLitFam and I'm having a fucking blast.
@TEKNOIR you play this??
Simplyjack 10-Jul-17 01:28 AM
he does
me, tay, hindered, mez
others
lots of mans in here pubging
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 01:29 AM
Well, I'm a scrub still, but having a lot of fun. Add me on steam. Let's play.
The above video was from my third attempt so I'm not all bad I guess (I'm the guy in the jeep, not the strimmer)
Taylor 10-Jul-17 01:35 AM
I'll add the role to you
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 01:37 AM
Much appreciated
TEKNOIR 10-Jul-17 05:04 AM
Lol nice
A COP IRL 10-Jul-17 07:51 AM
i fucking slept for like 18 hours
who wants to game
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 08:02 AM
me
@A COP IRL give me like, 5 minutes definitely not to do drugs
A COP IRL 10-Jul-17 08:06 AM
sounds good, making a pot of coffee.
gimmie a few
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 08:23 AM
Sure sure
I'm just chillin'
Simplyjack 10-Jul-17 08:23 AM
im shitfaced
lets DO THIS
yes im shitfaced at 6am
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 08:23 AM
Old Fashioneds?
Simplyjack 10-Jul-17 08:23 AM
straight rye
cbf to muddle no sugar
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 08:24 AM
lol
Let's do it
Hazlen 10-Jul-17 08:56 AM
Jesus jack
Guess you aren't workin today 😅
amalilakab 10-Jul-17 08:56 AM
He's working the field
Hazlen 10-Jul-17 08:59 AM
I got something he can work
Simplyjack 10-Jul-17 09:52 AM
i do work today
9pm
hindered 11-Jul-17 12:31 PM
punched a guy to death that had a pistol
:feelsgood:
OniichanBot 11-Jul-17 12:31 PM
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 12:31 PM
did you jump?
hindered 11-Jul-17 12:32 PM
no i missed the flying punch
but i ducked two clips and jabbed him to death
and then didnt find any ammo and ran away and got sniped ignominiously
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 03:51 PM
lol
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:00 PM
@Hazlen @Lancek How are you guys not in on this game?
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 04:00 PM
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:00 PM
That isn't an answer!
After playing for a couple of days it seems like it is a style of game you guys would play.
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 04:01 PM
Yeah, I need to pick this up
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:02 PM
Now that I've played I feel like I kind of misjudged it. I mean, it always looked fun, but now it just feels like a strategic, FPS Roguelite.
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 04:02 PM
I'm def interested
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:03 PM
I'll try to remember to berate you when it goes on sale again.
A COP IRL 11-Jul-17 04:05 PM
It wont really go on sale for a long time
dev's had to say it several times during the sale.
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
Oh, was it not on sale during the summer sale?
My friend bought it for me, I just assumed it was on sale.
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
no, but please let me know
or i'll just break down and spend the $30
hindered 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
its worth 30 bux, but still needs a few optimization passes
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
You should just break down and spend the 30
hindered 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
they arent going to lower it for a year+ i bet
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
There are certainly issues iwth the games performance and optimizaitons need to be done
hindered 11-Jul-17 04:07 PM
maybe for crimmas
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:08 PM
But this style of game is just... really good.
hindered 11-Jul-17 04:08 PM
shit they might even pull an Ark
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 04:08 PM
I've been watching Beagle play pubg
def up my alley
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:08 PM
Do it. Play with me.
🇩 🇴 🇮 🇹
Taylor 11-Jul-17 04:10 PM
He wont
Pussy
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:11 PM
Are you saying he won't because others have tried and failed?
Or because you're trying psychological tricks?
Taylor 11-Jul-17 04:11 PM
Im saying he wont because he a bitch nigga
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:11 PM
HEY
He may be a bitch nigga, but I've seen some bitch nigga's play PUBG.
Taylor 11-Jul-17 04:12 PM
nah but he a bitch ASS nigga
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 04:12 PM
In fact, most PUBG players are likely bitch niggas
Oooh
I have a cream for that
Anyone down for some PUBG?
Taylor 11-Jul-17 04:12 PM
Maybe tonight
The Sauce 11-Jul-17 04:28 PM
I wanna play this
Is it worth the cost?
Taylor 11-Jul-17 04:30 PM
Yes
hindered 11-Jul-17 04:54 PM
im going to be playing a bit this evening
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 05:13 PM
Rad, HMU I'm playing/strimming meow
Taylor 11-Jul-17 05:14 PM
Catcam 🙏🏿
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 05:15 PM
(edited)
hindered 11-Jul-17 05:30 PM
got a 2nd place
ima do dog stuff and then hit you up
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 05:30 PM
you do you, dog
hindered 11-Jul-17 05:31 PM
you are the man now,
TEKNOIR 11-Jul-17 05:34 PM
I'm down for pubg if cox will give me internet back.
Lancek 11-Jul-17 05:41 PM
I hear they got some internet out californiway
Future 11-Jul-17 05:43 PM
When it goes 1.0 I. December im guessing it will get the ark 60 bux treatment
Nah pry not cause the devs not shit I'm trollin
But any game that can rival Csgo in player count on steam isn't going down in price
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 05:50 PM
All about the kitty cam.
Hazlen 11-Jul-17 05:51 PM
the viewers demand percy
petting percy
tickling percy
spanking percy
I can't watch tho for about an hour
hindered 11-Jul-17 06:14 PM
im playing. join shooty mans in voice
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 06:20 PM
Steam is down
amalilakab 11-Jul-17 08:31 PM
LFG
TEKNOIR 12-Jul-17 06:33 AM
My god, had to live like @Taylor last night. Didn't get internet back until after midnight.
Hazlen 12-Jul-17 09:04 AM
Taylor 12-Jul-17 11:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hs0kSFckpU
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:04 PM
Fuck yeah, good 3v4 action!
Put me in coach!
I have a nearly 50% top 10 finish in squads atm
Taylor 12-Jul-17 02:04 PM
🙏🏿
We play super slow though
FYI
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:06 PM
Got my first win yesterday, put it in the wrong chat tho: https://clips.twitch.tv/HealthyStormyBananaKappaClaus
Taylor 12-Jul-17 02:06 PM
Yeah I was wondering why I could find where we had that discussion when I left the house
Was like, was I dreaming that?
And it so, why was I dreaming about Ama posting about PUBG
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:06 PM
haha I'm ultra sneaky
I'm deep into your brain dude
Hazlen 12-Jul-17 02:16 PM
among other things
Taylor 12-Jul-17 02:17 PM
delet this
TEKNOIR 12-Jul-17 02:17 PM
be home in a bit.
P
U
B
G
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:18 PM
Beatit to this?
Done.
@TEKNOIR ETA? I'm down to play
TEKNOIR 12-Jul-17 02:18 PM
hour
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:18 PM
Perfect
Taylor 12-Jul-17 02:18 PM
Ill play as well
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:19 PM
Perfecter
Taylor 12-Jul-17 02:19 PM
@deleted-role Anyone else available
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:19 PM
In one hours time? We need one more.
hindered 12-Jul-17 02:26 PM
yah im down
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 02:27 PM
Fuck yes.
I'll be on in about 30m
1PM PDT
Don't forget, that I love you
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 03:00 PM
I'm on/ready
Hazlen 12-Jul-17 03:01 PM
https://twitch.tv/amalilakab(edited)
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 03:01 PM
❤ thanks for that
Hazlen 12-Jul-17 03:02 PM
if anyone wants to watch
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 03:03 PM
I appreciate. I try not to be annoying with self-promotion.
Hazlen 12-Jul-17 03:03 PM
You should see Taylor's streaming announcements
with the @ everyones and shit
I don't think you could do worse than that
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 03:05 PM
haha well some day when I actually have viewers maybe I'll do that. xD
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 03:27 PM
I was debating on if I should get pubg or not and then I saw this review which led to purchase. "Realistic and fun simulation of Detroit area."
TEKNOIR 12-Jul-17 03:28 PM
take your time
@deleted-role assemble
Taylor 12-Jul-17 03:31 PM
If you aren't self promoting you aren't trying
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 03:33 PM
hey
I never got my hole show
I was your 1 viewer
Taylor 12-Jul-17 03:33 PM
Bait and switch
Smdh
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 03:33 PM
Taylor 12-Jul-17 03:34 PM
@amalilakab you can even add yourself t the bot to announce going live
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 03:34 PM
Yeah I'll def do that
Taylor 12-Jul-17 03:37 PM
https://github.com/dawgeth/CouchBot/wiki/Bot-Command-List
TEKNOIR 12-Jul-17 03:37 PM
lets go @Taylor
Taylor 12-Jul-17 03:51 PM
@hindered
Youre fat and ugly
Come prove me wrong in PUBG
Its not like you have Vampires to prepare for tonight
Quornes 12-Jul-17 05:22 PM
finally bought it and installing
do i install this test server thing too?
@here or can i skip that
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 05:23 PM
skip it
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 06:50 PM
pubg is kinda clunky
its like in between division and battlefield...which is probably where it wants to be considering its TPS and FPS cameras
Taylor 12-Jul-17 07:12 PM
Yeah but its still a lot of fun
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 07:14 PM
seems like duos or 4 is most fun, solo was kinda campy weaksauce
did you make a bald black chick like rust?
cause thats pro
Quornes 12-Jul-17 07:20 PM
so did first game, landed, got an uzi and a pistol. running across open field to new boundary, see first dude. try shooting with pistol. pistol had crap accuracy. switched to uzi as getting hit, managed to take him out. some dude off to the side shoots me and i die
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 07:22 PM
lol yeah I double barreled some guy in the face and then tried to shoot a guy outside a building through a window that apparently I cant shoot out of, but he can shoot into?
Future 12-Jul-17 07:34 PM
You can shoot out of any window
You pry missed
If you are holding right click to hip fire
You can block your self
You need to iron sight to be effective
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 07:37 PM
its on reddit that windows with anything over them have bullet blocking issues as theres no pen in game
and I was ads
Future 12-Jul-17 07:37 PM
Windows don't block but they reduce damages
I always punch them out
But sometimes you don't have the choice
Nonpoint 12-Jul-17 07:39 PM
I dont like that they have no option to change the ads behavior options
I'd rather hold to ads and tap to TPS aim
Quornes 12-Jul-17 07:51 PM
got to 16 on my third game
mostly because i just ran towards the center
Quornes 12-Jul-17 08:04 PM
also any tips or tricks i should know
Taylor 12-Jul-17 08:22 PM
Dont die
Lancek 12-Jul-17 09:17 PM
git gud
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 09:36 PM
No
Future 12-Jul-17 11:01 PM
I can get on in an hour
If anyone is ready for real hours
Quornes 12-Jul-17 11:12 PM
maybe in a couple when i get back from the bar
Taylor 12-Jul-17 11:16 PM
I will be @Future
amalilakab 12-Jul-17 11:44 PM
@Future @Taylor Scuba Steve and I are down
Taylor 12-Jul-17 11:45 PM
Just waiting on Senor Casual
Mugen 13-Jul-17 12:06 AM
Check out this clip! Mugenchamp playing PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS! https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilDreamyDogANELE
Taylor 13-Jul-17 12:09 AM
Pinned a message.
Future 13-Jul-17 12:09 AM
Fuck yeah
Almost home play one without me
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 12:10 AM
Here is the first person view of that: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/158752463
Taylor 13-Jul-17 12:10 AM
Pinned a message.
Weve had the worst luck tonight
Been getting pinned between several groups
Server lagouts
Ama and I got into a 2v2 and we got greedy and lost
Finished 2nd
Scuba Steve 13-Jul-17 12:13 AM
that happens more often than I'd like
Taylor 13-Jul-17 12:15 AM
Sometimes you think youve got the kill
But it doesnt work out
We had the high ground and the advantage on the white circle
But I pushed then got downed
And it put more pressure on Am
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 12:16 AM
And then I thought I had it while he was reviving, but I was wrong
Taylor 13-Jul-17 12:17 AM
Happened to me in Rust a lot
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 12:26 AM
Down to play?
Taylor 13-Jul-17 12:29 AM
Idk, by the time Future gets home and gets situated it will be plate for me
Might just browse some yuri pics on Twitter and go to bed
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 12:30 AM
ten four
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuperSpinelessWalrusDogFace
Taylor 13-Jul-17 12:31 AM
Just imagine yall
If Rust had PUBGs gunplay
Future 13-Jul-17 01:24 AM
Shiiiit
Is it tonlate
I'll have another late day to@orrow
Cause why not lol
But this weekend
I'll be back to cooking chicken dinners
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 01:40 AM
Yo
Future 13-Jul-17 01:40 AM
Hey
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 01:41 AM
What are you wearing
in PUBG?
Future 13-Jul-17 01:41 AM
Shiiiiiiit
U down to pubg
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 01:41 AM
Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?
Future 13-Jul-17 01:41 AM
Yes
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 01:41 AM
Yes is the answer I was looking for
However, I ran into a wild duck with only one leg in Scotland. 100% can swim straight.
I don't want to give up the on idiom though.
Taylor 13-Jul-17 01:02 PM
http://www.pcgamer.com/pubg-to-get-fov-slider-in-july-update-dedicated-first-person-servers-a-ways-off/?nscampaign=article-feed&nsmchannel=ref&nssource=steam&nslinkname=0&ns_fee=0&insideModal=1
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:11 PM
Prude 13-Jul-17 01:27 PM
Dedicated first person sounds cool even if like in GTA given the choice faggots will use 3rd person every time
Scuba Steve 13-Jul-17 01:28 PM
It would make camping even more insane
and make bushes impossible to crouch in and shoot from
Taylor 13-Jul-17 01:28 PM
Yeah its going to be interesting
Scuba Steve 13-Jul-17 01:28 PM
building clearing will be insane
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 01:30 PM
im down for that
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 01:30 PM
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 01:32 PM
Would be awesome to bring more squad/arma realism to this. Make it even harder.
Scuba Steve 13-Jul-17 01:33 PM
Ideally a head turning button would be handy
like shift Q and E turn your head but keep the body still
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 01:33 PM
Like in ArmA?
Scuba Steve 13-Jul-17 01:33 PM
never played arma
Lancek 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
left alt + mouse :effort:
OniichanBot 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
i think they are working on grass visibility
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
in ArmA you hold Alt and your mouse moves your head around
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
and the ability to see through it
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
or if you have trackir you can just look around
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
this game has the same
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 01:34 PM
same in PUBG
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:35 PM
which you would know if you werent a poverty douche
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 01:35 PM
alt is free look like arma
i want better crouch/prone and block mechanics
hate being in a tower and my fucking gun wont shoulder becuase im being blocked even though im not
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 01:35 PM
Oh this game supports Trackir? @hindered
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:37 PM
i was only responding to your first statement
i dont even know wtf that is
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 01:39 PM
head tracking
.i trackir
TrapBot 13-Jul-17 01:39 PM
https://www.trackir.eu/shop/images/productimages/originalimages/headset-trackclippro-trackir4.jpg
hindered 13-Jul-17 01:45 PM
seems dumb
Lancek 13-Jul-17 01:46 PM
Of course hindered wouldn't get it(edited)
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:01 PM
he's just a poverty douche
hindered 13-Jul-17 02:04 PM
one of those doesnt apply to me
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 02:04 PM
I'm glad you're wealthy!
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:05 PM
Solo is the real struggle yall
Niggas everywhere
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 02:06 PM
All the reason why finishing 2nd in solo is truly heart breaking.
hindered 13-Jul-17 02:06 PM
in solo i often wont even set a marker
i just look out the plane
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:06 PM
You don't need to kill everyone
.i tropic thunder survive gif
TrapBot 13-Jul-17 02:06 PM
https://media3.giphy.com/media/6PfMYkTXxpG2Q/giphy-facebook_s.jpg?t=1
hindered 13-Jul-17 02:06 PM
and when i see a gap of jumpers, thats my spot
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:14 PM
>tfw car wont start and under fire
Mugen 13-Jul-17 02:15 PM
Hey guys! Don't miss me tonight @ 9pm on twitch.tv/mugenchamp 😎
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:15 PM
@Mugen you forgot to @everyone
Quornes 13-Jul-17 02:16 PM
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 02:16 PM
@everyone
Mugen 13-Jul-17 02:16 PM
Lol
Lancek 13-Jul-17 02:16 PM
Not even an @deleted-role
Mugen 13-Jul-17 02:16 PM
Oh I'll fix that
@everyone
@everyone Hey guys! Don't miss me tonight @ 9pm on twitch.tv/mugenchamp sunglasses
Lol
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:19 PM
🙏🏿
Gatka is overrun everytime
Muh strats
muh plans
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:20 PM
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:20 PM
Yall dont know how tilted I am over my car not starting
How does that even happen
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 02:21 PM
what happened
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:21 PM
I had a UAZ, got in it under fire
And it wouldnt move
hindered 13-Jul-17 02:21 PM
prob just a bug
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 02:21 PM
where the tires down
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:21 PM
No
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 02:21 PM
EA
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:22 PM
empty tank?
Lancek 13-Jul-17 02:25 PM
Were you even in the driver's seat
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:29 PM
have you tried
to
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:29 PM
Ill check the VOD in a bit
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 02:29 PM
git gud?
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:29 PM
But thats probably it
SteelingPort 13-Jul-17 02:29 PM
Taylor 13-Jul-17 02:29 PM
Clicking on the drivers door is only 50/50 youll actually get in the drivers seat
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 02:49 PM
@deleted-role Don't forget to forget to catch MugenChamp at sometime tomorrow guys!
Actually, don't forget because I'm making him play with me
hindered 13-Jul-17 02:57 PM
car will still drive with empty tank, just not boost(edited)
though maybe you cant start with an empty tank?
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 02:58 PM
An empty vehicle will definitely stop driving.
hindered 13-Jul-17 03:03 PM
oh hmm
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 03:04 PM
We got a fourth @hindered ?
Taylor 13-Jul-17 03:04 PM
@deleted-role
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 03:04 PM
Looking for 1
hindered 13-Jul-17 03:04 PM
yah 2 mins
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 03:34 PM
100% surrounded
Taylor 13-Jul-17 03:34 PM
Literally
Future 13-Jul-17 03:43 PM
Shoot more heads
Create the out you need
Use smoke
Smoke is actually really good and we under use it a lot as a group
I know I do because im to lazy to tab swap frags
From my belt or whatever
Lancek 13-Jul-17 03:45 PM
I thought smoke was clientside iirc
wind*
Future 13-Jul-17 03:46 PM
wind is
but they are still really strong to pop on your self
and pick someone up
for instance
but to throw at a range and think the drift is covering you
not so much
or pop on a door you have to exit
I saw some really sick plays with smoke online and was basically like fuckkkkk
i need to be more aware of when this is an option
ive started forcing myself to clear open rooms with frags
because 1/5 games (especially solo) ends from someone camping a room since the game started and i happen to walk in
but more so i don't go in buildings anymore as solo ill loot up early game and from there loot by killing
if i have to breach a compound i didn't drop in at i just wont
Lancek 13-Jul-17 04:01 PM
Seriously, watch Beagle play on his youtube videos or when he streams. I've learned a lot about the game just watching how he does it and I don't even own it 🤷
He's consistently topping the leaderboards for the Oceania region
Well he was closer to launch
#79 right now in solo
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 04:05 PM
I get top 10 in about 50-75% of games
Not today tho
Future 13-Jul-17 04:26 PM
i was trying to do that solo
then i started going towards any fire fight i can find
until they release a shooting range mode fast iterations on fire fights is the best way i can grind out my aim
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 04:47 PM
we learning tactics
Hazlen 13-Jul-17 05:21 PM
So are they going to increase squad size in this game or what
Future 13-Jul-17 05:22 PM
5b5
Taylor 13-Jul-17 05:24 PM
I think 4 is a good cap
tbh
http://i.imgur.com/rKyuBh4.jpg
Pinned a message.
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 06:32 PM
be on in a bit
Taylor 13-Jul-17 06:32 PM
Same
If it doesnt rain I need to jog
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 06:32 PM
pound that pavement!
Taylor 13-Jul-17 06:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0iat8oD.png
A COP IRL 13-Jul-17 06:51 PM
I've been able to game in a while due to OT at work. It sucks.
July update looks like it's gonna rule though.
Forced first person is gonna rule
Taylor 13-Jul-17 06:55 PM
We need some more MEz in our PUBG Life
Tek/Future/Tay/Mez is that kill squad
>tfw land in a town with one other guy
>he finds m14
>I get a pistol
A COP IRL 13-Jul-17 06:57 PM
John wick his ass tay
Don't make excuses
Make use of Center axis lock
Taylor 13-Jul-17 07:05 PM
Damn I just got a sick play
Guy landed in Gatka with me
Went into the next building but I didnt hear him
And he didnt push on me at all
So i went through and looted, went back into my original building
Looked across
And whos sitting with his back to me watching the stairs in his house?
Tap tap head shots
Dead
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 07:13 PM
lets play
@deleted-role assemble
Taylor 13-Jul-17 07:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rTQUygt.jpg
I ran up on a guy running to the final circle
Had the drop
Didnt have my gun out
I killed 3 people just by sitting under a cliff drop off
And waiting for them to try and get me
Nonpoint 13-Jul-17 07:31 PM
wait waht
they are going forced first person?
or is that just going to be a game mode?
Taylor 13-Jul-17 07:32 PM
Game mode
Lancek 13-Jul-17 07:37 PM
And I wouldn't play pubg without it because fuck corner peeking
Prude 13-Jul-17 07:43 PM
I feel like making a black character would be a tactical advantage
blend into landscapes better or w/e
Taylor 13-Jul-17 07:48 PM
Doesnt really matter
Its not like Rust in that respect
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 07:49 PM
3rd on solo
The thing about winning PUBG is that 85% of the people in the game have 0 patience.
I kitted and waited the entire round and let 2 people come to me.
didnt flinch when they chucked grenades
took out one guy ghilled up with an AWM with my silneced micro uzi he smoked himself up which allowed me to get up on him.
Prude 13-Jul-17 07:57 PM
is foilage on low a promove like in Rust and such?
redpill me on being the best
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 07:58 PM
yes
I bushman all the time
its not so much stupid glitchy camo. It just works as a way to all approaching enemies not notice you at first so you can drop on em.
Prude 13-Jul-17 08:02 PM
ok im gonna do some solo rounds and learn shit i guess
Nonpoint 13-Jul-17 08:20 PM
that part is just soooo boroing
kitting up and waiting
and waiting
more waiting
Prude 13-Jul-17 08:24 PM
first round I died to the play area shrinkage because I guess I didn't start heading inward fast enough
gotta get used to that
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 08:25 PM
That's why you lose nonpoint.
Taylor 13-Jul-17 08:36 PM
@Prude
One word: Gatka
Prude 13-Jul-17 08:37 PM
what the hell is a gatka
looks like it's a town name in game or something?
suppose that's the landing site you use?
Taylor 13-Jul-17 08:39 PM
Gatka
Everytime(edited)
Nonpoint 13-Jul-17 08:41 PM
I dont lose because I dont even play
solo seems like a drag
campfest = boring as shit
Taylor 13-Jul-17 08:44 PM
We play squad the same as solo
Slow start, fast finish
Get a good kit, get a few early kills, then just keep up with the walls
Constantly repositioning with player movements in mind
Keeping natural barriers at your back
That's a top 10 finish everytime
TEKNOIR 13-Jul-17 08:55 PM
Guess where I landed in my last round? Finished 3rd solo.(edited)
G
A
T
K
A
Taylor 13-Jul-17 08:57 PM
Sir do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Gatka
Rejd 13-Jul-17 08:59 PM
Taylor 13-Jul-17 09:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LS0Gjy9.jpg
Got pinned between a Kar and an AKM
rip
OniichanBot 13-Jul-17 09:48 PM
Ya, RIP
A COP IRL 13-Jul-17 10:01 PM
Rest in piss
Had a game of solo last night where I couldn't get a fucking scope for my kar all game. Made it to #3 with a suppressed k98 and a EOtech lol
I died cuz I got bugged and clipped into a door
And got stuck in the zone
I was so mad
Taylor 13-Jul-17 10:03 PM
I either die in the first 5 minutes or the last 5
Rarely in between
A COP IRL 13-Jul-17 10:04 PM
Also I'm excited for the new map if only because it'll be smaller and less lively to have you spend all mid game running to the circle of you get shit zone rng
Taylor 13-Jul-17 10:05 PM
We need that late night PUBG sesh
@Future @Prude @amalilakab
Here in a few hours
Prude 13-Jul-17 10:05 PM
I probably need like a lot more practice
Taylor 13-Jul-17 10:05 PM
Yeah
Tonight
With us
There is no practice
You just jump in
Like I did with @Simplyjack
A COP IRL 13-Jul-17 10:19 PM
If you lot are still around at 4am est I'll be home
Mugen 13-Jul-17 10:42 PM
@everyone
@everyone watch me at twitch.tv/mugenchamp
follow me
Prude 13-Jul-17 10:44 PM
do we know this fucko
oh he's one of amililakab's boys
CARRY ON
Quornes 13-Jul-17 10:58 PM
@A COP IRL I should be on around 5am est
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 11:37 PM
You here?
Taylor 13-Jul-17 11:42 PM
@deleted-role YO REAL AWOO HOURS WHO UP
Prude 13-Jul-17 11:42 PM
i'll be ready to play in a little i'm just getting dinner in order ok
amalilakab 13-Jul-17 11:47 PM
I'm up
I'm also down to play
Taylor 13-Jul-17 11:48 PM
Lets do it
Taylor 14-Jul-17 12:46 AM
@Prude Lets go fag
Stop stuffing your face
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 12:46 AM
@Prude @Future @TEKNOIR two of you get your asses on
your chairs so we can play sqaud(edited)
Taylor 14-Jul-17 12:48 AM
Actually I need to get in bed
Didnt realize it was this late
Yall get together though and show Prude how to play
Prude 14-Jul-17 12:49 AM
yeah I'll be on soon, I was in the shower
Taylor 14-Jul-17 12:49 AM
Group with Am and his friends
Theyre good
Prude 14-Jul-17 12:49 AM
ok i'll hit up voice when i'm ready
if they're around or w/e
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 12:53 AM
I'll be playing with my buddy. Send me a steam message when you're on
Future 14-Jul-17 12:58 AM
im on
@deleted-role
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 01:01 AM
oh damn
Lez do it
@Future are you?
Future 14-Jul-17 01:16 AM
ya
messaged you
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 01:16 AM
10 4
I'm in chat
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 06:01 AM
@deleted-role anyone one/down to play?
Prude 14-Jul-17 06:02 AM
I was planning on it but then shit came up (a class got canceled and I spent a while exploring replacement options and stuff) and now I'm tired
I feel like it happens to me at least once per semester, at some point some bullshit comes up to totally disrupt the nice schedule I had planned
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 07:19 AM
Lol. I work army schedule 7am to 330pm. I go to bed at 10pm and get up at 5. No late night weeknights for me.
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 07:21 AM
RIP
OniichanBot 14-Jul-17 07:21 AM
Ya, RIP
hindered 14-Jul-17 08:37 AM
i found a bitch spot in the police station that im camping
havent moved for like 10 mins
ok now i gotta move
and i died
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 08:40 AM
shoulda stayed
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 08:43 AM
Oh dude
You playing?
I'd love to play with some proper villians.
hindered 14-Jul-17 08:46 AM
gotta go into the office
i should be around in the afternoon
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 08:46 AM
It's Friday... Hmm Maybe I should go t obed
Oh shit, it's 7AM.
I have to go take care of some pets across town
town
on the other side of the city
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 08:47 AM
🙀
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 08:49 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/thenevercat
I was playing with this guy.
Don't do it.
I was calling out locations of guys. E to 105.
He, on multiple occasions, chided me for making noise and asked me to be quiet.
"There is a guy on the second floor by the window"
Please be quiet so I can listen.
o.O
He thinks I"m a professional gamer
lolol
https://clips.twitch.tv/EnjoyableIronicTriangleHeyGirl
He is talking about me
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 08:56 AM
!thinking
OniichanBot 14-Jul-17 08:56 AM
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 08:58 AM
idgi professional gamer invokes imagery of like those dudes who play esports e.g. starcraft/dota
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 08:58 AM
He's got a twitch tshirt.
The uniform of a professional gamer
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:00 AM
I'm finding a clip
Nonpoint 14-Jul-17 09:09 AM
that guy sounds like a little bitch
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:13 AM
lol
Eh I don't know that I'd go that far
Just not someone I'd like to continue playing a game I try to win seriously.
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 09:17 AM
I try to win by not being a sperglord.
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:23 AM
I try to win by sharing my knowledge of vision
and letting my teammates die first.
Burrito 14-Jul-17 09:41 AM
https://twitter.com/BattleRoyaleMod/status/885446096113115136
hindered 14-Jul-17 09:44 AM
thats going to be intense
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:44 AM
Ooooh shit
Burrito 14-Jul-17 09:47 AM
Solo and duo only on NA and EU at first
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:47 AM
ooh dang
I'd be down to try
Scuba Steve 14-Jul-17 09:51 AM
same
man, fuckboy shacks are gonna be bad news on 1st person only
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:52 AM
haha yeah they are
free kills
Scuba Steve 14-Jul-17 09:53 AM
doors are gonna be interesting
since you can't open them and 3rd person peek without shoving your face-meats in the line of fire
Burrito 14-Jul-17 09:53 AM
The whole tree peeking strat is gone in fpv
Suppression will actually be effective.
Scuba Steve 14-Jul-17 09:54 AM
The sniper/spotter methedology might actually be a thing
Burrito 14-Jul-17 09:54 AM
Games that end with everyone laying in fields will actually be fun because it's not just waiting until someone spots you in third person, you'll all be blind.
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:54 AM
^^^
Scuba Steve 14-Jul-17 09:54 AM
Jeeping arround will be amazing
Thump thump, A winner is you!
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 09:54 AM
Overwatch Bounding will be super effective
or Bounding Overwatch? Does the order of the terms matter?
Scuba Steve 14-Jul-17 09:55 AM
the 2nd is more correct
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 10:11 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensivePleasantHamsterMoreCowbell
Why am I still watching this
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 11:00 AM
That's what flashes are for @Scuba Steve
Taylor 14-Jul-17 12:16 PM
All right Im here and Im queer
@deleted-role
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 12:20 PM
!thinking
OniichanBot 14-Jul-17 12:20 PM
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 12:20 PM
hindered 14-Jul-17 12:20 PM
im used to it
Taylor 14-Jul-17 12:21 PM
I left Ams stream on when i went to bed last night
Got real confused when I heard people talking this morning
When I got back to my computer
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 12:22 PM
same when I got to work this morning
I thought it was playing a clip or something didn't realize he was up all night gatkying it up
Taylor 14-Jul-17 12:22 PM
True God Warrior
🙏🏿
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 12:49 PM
Just doing the Lord's work, fellahs.
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 01:20 PM
@Taylor A Taylor Swift came on the radio when I was driving across the city. Uhhh, I thought of you.
hindered 14-Jul-17 03:00 PM
@deleted-role lets do this
Taylor 14-Jul-17 03:07 PM
agreed
Future 14-Jul-17 03:20 PM
can you post the clips to youtube?(edited)
twitch isn't working for me
if its not that good or worth it I'm cool with that to
just super bored
maybe its my internet here discord is doing that thing where it lags out
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 03:39 PM
yo dudes
I'm here
I'm hard
I'm down
You're such an enabler, Haz
Taylor 14-Jul-17 03:46 PM
Guess whos having a tasty 2 man chicken dinner atm
We need a smug battlegrounds guy emote
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 03:47 PM
The magic is all in the fingers
or shall I say, the emojis
Btw my percy shirt won't ship until the 20th
Future 14-Jul-17 03:47 PM
Chicken dinner the other white meat
Taylor 14-Jul-17 03:48 PM
You got a Percy shirt?
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 03:48 PM
Hell yeah I did
Taylor 14-Jul-17 03:48 PM
🔥
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 03:52 PM
be on in a bit.
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 04:23 PM
Come watch amalilakabs stream and bully Taylor like the good ole days
Or Taylors stream
Taylor 14-Jul-17 04:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMjE_llArM0&feature=youtu.be
Around 30m for the final battle
@TEKNOIR You good to go yet?
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 04:54 PM
yeah
ws trying to find something for you
Hazlen 14-Jul-17 05:01 PM
lol which one of you is weedgoku420
Taylor 14-Jul-17 05:06 PM
Rej
Rejd 14-Jul-17 05:21 PM
I blame all of you
toss the 7.62 instead
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 05:32 PM
I fucking hate you assholes gaming when I'm knee deep in accident reports(edited)
Rejd 14-Jul-17 05:32 PM
I don't even know if I wanna get into this
I mean, 4 player limits? Eh
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 05:33 PM
It's for the real men
separates us from the boys
bois
boiz
bouys
Prude 14-Jul-17 05:34 PM
it's not the kind of game that i think would support huge teams, though maybe a like 50 vs 50 deathmatch mode could be interesting?
Rejd 14-Jul-17 05:34 PM
I'm more of a buoy tbh
.i buoy
TrapBot 14-Jul-17 05:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fKc3zPZ.jpg
Future 14-Jul-17 05:55 PM
50v50 = go play squad from what I can tell
dilbertasfuck 14-Jul-17 06:00 PM
I'll probably be down for some rounds tonight
Rejd 14-Jul-17 06:03 PM
arma exiles
Simplyjack 14-Jul-17 06:04 PM
... arma
.. arma
TrapBot 14-Jul-17 06:04 PM
:speakinghead: https://images.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFnZS5nb29nbGVhcGlzLmNvbS9hdHRhY2htZW50cy8xNTY1MzI5MjIzMjM2OTc2NjUvMjkxMzQ0NDQ2NTU2MDc4MDkwL3AxRlNOYVQuanBnIn0.xIq3qKGMsHSkwZHN_P8B5Lh-zQ
Simplyjack 14-Jul-17 06:05 PM
o7
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 06:32 PM
You can have bigger squad sizes in custom games @Rejd
dilbertasfuck 14-Jul-17 06:53 PM
going to go work out a bit be back in hour half or 2 then ready for pubg
Taylor 14-Jul-17 06:53 PM
Hindered has to dip in a bit
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 06:53 PM
I'm going to D&D. I probably won't be back for 5-7 hours
Taylor 14-Jul-17 06:53 PM
So we will need a 4th, Dil
dilbertasfuck 14-Jul-17 06:54 PM
kk
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 06:56 PM
don't be that guy
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 07:10 PM
Once hardcore is out I think that's all I'm going to play
I don't like how third person encourages camping
Simplyjack 14-Jul-17 07:18 PM
@here i have time for some rounds
before wagecucking
Mugen 14-Jul-17 07:59 PM
i've got time for a few rounds
@everyone ivt me
amalilakab 14-Jul-17 08:00 PM
Or else
Mugen 14-Jul-17 08:00 PM
lol
u down?
Taylor 14-Jul-17 08:32 PM
@deleted-role Ready when yall are
Simplyjack 14-Jul-17 08:32 PM
soloing
dilbertasfuck 14-Jul-17 08:32 PM
ready
Simplyjack 14-Jul-17 08:32 PM
gimme a sec to die
dilbertasfuck 14-Jul-17 08:32 PM
k
Taylor 14-Jul-17 08:32 PM
Hop in voice DAF
dilbertasfuck 14-Jul-17 08:33 PM
one sec gotta grab my headset
Mugen 14-Jul-17 08:36 PM
3rd place again! Nnooo
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 08:37 PM
Damn that AWM hits hard.
Future 14-Jul-17 08:45 PM
@amalilakab
Taylor 14-Jul-17 08:46 PM
That rename
Future 14-Jul-17 08:46 PM
I'm doing dnd right nown
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 09:16 PM
Micro UZI is bae! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159220081
AWM so beast. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159227179
Taylor 14-Jul-17 09:23 PM
lmbo @ me
"Hes behind the wall of the thing"
A+ spotting, Tay
https://youtu.be/CvGY9tezxuw
Guys
Hear me out
PlayerUnknown BattleGoons: The Video Series
Now that we've got 3-4 people recording
Should be easier to get a glut of good footage
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
That's rule
I have some decent solo shadowplay stuff too
Watched a dude try to h1z1 me with a car, knocked himself down and hit a pal with his car
Taylor 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
Mez youve seen the Rusty Goons series right
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
Nope
Taylor 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
Oh boy
.yt Rusty Goons 1
TrapBot 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlYhuCDnFZc
Taylor 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
Enjoy
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
Thanks fam
Taylor 14-Jul-17 09:27 PM
Theres like 10
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjRX06-CTkZpNv3DqAyy3JnlZq1qFLs
Theres the playlist
>tfw youll never encounter rej and his eurobeat micspam for the first time again
http://i.imgur.com/STItd6e.png
two years
Rejd 14-Jul-17 09:45 PM
The best thing to spam on mic was still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE slowed down
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 09:46 PM
These videos are great. Thanks for linking me them tay
We gotta do a battlegoons vid now
Rejd 14-Jul-17 09:46 PM
https://youtu.be/Zb0zf4c5l5s?list=PLjRX06-CTkZpNv3DqAyy3JnlZq1qFLs&t=196
oh hey there it is
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 09:47 PM
Like idk, down people and fuck with them while their teammates try to save them, etc
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 09:50 PM
Spamming music was fucking god level in rust. Nothing beat 30 nakeds charging a mod base in legacy while blasting this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wilnnVI7pr8
I remember we once built shit shacks around some asshole clan and I put on the Jonestown tapes then went afk for dinner.
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 09:53 PM
Should look into spamming in battlegrounds
Rejd 14-Jul-17 10:04 PM
VoiceMeeter Banana
Two virtual inputs / outputs, three physical inputs / outputs that you can then mix as you please.
Then in your player you just use one of the virtual inputs as playback device
And ingame use one of the virtual outputs as microphone and then assign inputs to outputs accordingly in the voicemeeter application.
And ingame use one of the virtual outputs as microphone and then assign inputs to outputs accordingly in the voicemeeter application.
Simplyjack 14-Jul-17 10:24 PM
@A COP IRL https://streamable.com/7f5uu
situational spamming
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 10:28 PM
Lmao yeah I've seen that clip. Fucking comical
Taylor 14-Jul-17 11:08 PM
@deleted-role REAL WAIFU HOURS WHO UP
TEKNOIR 14-Jul-17 11:08 PM
maybe a couple
A COP IRL 14-Jul-17 11:10 PM
I'll be home in 4 hours. If you fucks are up then I'll gsme
Taylor 15-Jul-17 12:03 AM
@deleted-role 4th?
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 01:29 AM
yo
Still on?
Quornes 15-Jul-17 01:30 AM
technically yes
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 01:31 AM
lol
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 03:01 AM
@deleted-role late night / early morning games?
got the itch for a squad game
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 03:30 AM
OH man
I want to play so bad
but I need sleep
i slept 2 hours yesterday morning
andI have a lot of social shit later today and sunday
hindered 15-Jul-17 07:20 AM
im up
lol if you dont rise with the sun
Simplyjack 15-Jul-17 08:17 AM
lol if you dont leave work at sunrise
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 09:06 AM
blah blah blah
Simplyjack 15-Jul-17 09:11 AM
bitch!
if only you could like
collab with other squads
and like get in the same match
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 10:26 AM
I think that is against rules to communicate either others and work together outside of your squad?
It would be funny to try and get a couple squads into one game tho
@deleted-role any of you chucklefucks down for a few games before I have to do real human things and socialize?
hindered 15-Jul-17 10:45 AM
1 more RL game and i will(edited)
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 10:46 AM
One more real life game?
Scuba Steve 15-Jul-17 10:46 AM
I'm down
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 10:46 AM
Are you saying you nmeed to jerk off first?
Because I'm a little hard
hindered 15-Jul-17 10:50 AM
im ready
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 10:51 AM
lets do this
hindered 15-Jul-17 10:51 AM
join voice bitches
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 10:51 AM
@deleted-role get in here.
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 10:52 AM
i'm here one sec
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 10:53 AM
if you need my steam - http://steamcommunity.com/id/Its_mezmerize/
Taylor 15-Jul-17 11:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hki2P9BO688&feature=youtu.be
Notice the prostrat of waiting for the bomb noise
For me to push upstairs
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 01:01 PM
Good games
Video is unavailable
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 01:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-JZi5hqZ5I&feature=youtu.be in which i murder @amalilakab
Simplyjack 15-Jul-17 01:23 PM
lol
Deleted User c818cb28 15-Jul-17 01:45 PM
you saved him from death by the enemy
;_;7 a true warriors death
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 02:21 PM
Haha it's all good. I had a tk karma coming my way at some point
Taylor 15-Jul-17 02:34 PM
Mez did nothing wrong
He a good boy
amalilakab 15-Jul-17 02:46 PM
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 02:59 PM
.i dindu
TrapBot 15-Jul-17 02:59 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bSVpJPmvtiM/hqdefault.jpg
Taylor 15-Jul-17 03:02 PM
#JusticeForAm
Burrito 15-Jul-17 03:04 PM
https://pvplive.net/c/playerunknowns-battlegrounds-add-full-suite-character-customization-options
Taylor 15-Jul-17 03:29 PM
@deleted-role Duos?
Quornes 15-Jul-17 03:42 PM
in like
20 minutes
Taylor 15-Jul-17 03:49 PM
I just faked THE FUCK out of a guy
Ill have to VOD it
It waas sick
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 03:56 PM
Nice. I look forward to it.
Taylor 15-Jul-17 03:57 PM
Damn
Went on a sniping spree to get out UMPed
Had a Kar with an 8x too
rip
OniichanBot 15-Jul-17 03:58 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor 15-Jul-17 03:58 PM
The side of the white zone I was in was red
So I couldnt run in and get in position
So I had to hang around the edge and I was vulnerable
Bad luck
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 03:59 PM
Got to top 6 in a solo game. 7 kills with a 15x suppressed kar
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 04:00 PM
Went Kent state at the hospital
Died cuz again, I clipped into a door and ate shit
Taylor 15-Jul-17 04:00 PM
As usual
My snipe skills are A+
But my close combat is C-
https://youtu.be/fXd5D-0KbFs
https://youtu.be/hki2P9BO688
That too
Apparently Twitch uploads some of these as private
Instead of unlisted
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 04:56 PM
Nice fake
hindered 15-Jul-17 05:19 PM
ill be up for a few more in about an hour
Taylor 15-Jul-17 05:28 PM
Same
hindered 15-Jul-17 06:15 PM
@deleted-role lez do this
need a 4th
TEKNOIR 15-Jul-17 06:57 PM
need one more?
Taylor 15-Jul-17 07:44 PM
@amalilakab
A COP IRL 15-Jul-17 07:50 PM
How're the games going lads
Taylor 15-Jul-17 08:13 PM
Not bad
@deleted-role Need a 4th
Ozmiander 15-Jul-17 08:14 PM
reeee
Mugen 15-Jul-17 08:59 PM
@deleted-role everyone here is awesome!
TEKNOIR 15-Jul-17 09:41 PM
2nd
damn close.
Taylor 15-Jul-17 09:46 PM
1v2
Punches vs guns
Almost won
TEKNOIR 15-Jul-17 11:03 PM
I'm a terrible teammate.
Ozmiander 15-Jul-17 11:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsoUNDMcCMU
TEKNOIR 15-Jul-17 11:24 PM
lol
I've been watching that all week at work
Scuba Steve 16-Jul-17 12:16 AM
aww ywah, 5 kill solo dinner
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 12:20 AM
nice
join me next game
Taylor 16-Jul-17 12:28 AM
Incoming VOD of me going Rambo
6 kills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGOKjRfiXVE
Might be choppy because I had some torrents going
Hazlen 16-Jul-17 12:41 AM
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 12:47 AM
All I saw was lag
Taylor 16-Jul-17 12:47 AM
Tek can VOD that last fight
TEKNOIR 16-Jul-17 01:04 AM
@everyone https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159528023(edited)
Taylor 16-Jul-17 01:16 AM
Ah crap
Just watched my vod and I cut it off way early
Ill reupload it in the morning
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 02:18 AM
So the zombie servers look kinda fun. 5 people vs everyone else as zombies that are 2x melee only
Prude 16-Jul-17 02:58 AM
that sounds real fun tbh
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 03:04 AM
Agreed
https://www.twitch.tv/cryaotic
Looks pretty entertaining. Zombies have won every game.
Prude 16-Jul-17 03:31 AM
couldn't getting in a car and doing donuts basically defeat all the zombies?
I mean, after luring them out into the open ideally
I guess the smart ones would stay indoors then
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 03:40 AM
Not sure I saw any vehicles
Good question
Let's get in their game and break it
Prude 16-Jul-17 03:46 AM
in the stream they were driving one
Taylor 16-Jul-17 04:07 AM
How so you get in custom servers like that
Future 16-Jul-17 04:07 AM
is it real nigga hours for pubg
Taylor 16-Jul-17 04:14 AM
Nah I'm in bed, I'm only up because of ~crap~
Future 16-Jul-17 04:15 AM
same i guess as in walking away from the computer right now
shit posting from bed owns
Taylor 16-Jul-17 04:16 AM
Same
Check all the vods though
Shit was lit tonight
Future 16-Jul-17 04:16 AM
hell yeah
gonna crank em
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 05:16 AM
hell ye
who on?
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 07:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bsASIl1sjw
hindered 16-Jul-17 08:22 AM
@deleted-role early morn pubg
10 mins for me
Mugen 16-Jul-17 08:49 AM
@deleted-role anyone down?
Mugen 16-Jul-17 10:11 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159597353
Lancek 16-Jul-17 10:14 AM
Mugen 16-Jul-17 10:21 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159595401
Taylor 16-Jul-17 11:38 AM
The autoshotty is nasty
Sometimes
Early game shotguns are God
One guy crew wiped us with a shotty once right after we landed
Of course we didnt have any weapons oruselves and we killed his entire crew first
but still
"Nice, Nice we're really good at this"
- Ozmiander as we are shooting at people standing in the open
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 11:59 AM
@deleted-role games before I have to go to work and shoot a black teen?
TEKNOIR 16-Jul-17 12:30 PM
Not me unfortuetly Im being a domestic goddess this afternoon.
Taylor 16-Jul-17 12:34 PM
Yeah I think Im going to take the morning/afternoon off
Maybe just go collect some bear asses
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 12:37 PM
https://my.mixtape.moe/cqzams.jpg
you missed out
JUSt got it
Taylor 16-Jul-17 12:39 PM
Fake News
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 12:39 PM
shadow played the whole match too
Taylor 16-Jul-17 12:39 PM
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 12:39 PM
had a shit start and lucked out
found a K98 and a SR supressor
no sights for 70% of the match
stalkin inna woods
fuck the audio from this game is useless
cause my AC is on so all you hear is WHIRRRRr from the unit
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 12:58 PM
Only out of 97 people? Doesn't even count
hindered 16-Jul-17 01:05 PM
youre not using headphones?
you have to use headphones
Taylor 16-Jul-17 01:09 PM
earbuds*
hindered 16-Jul-17 01:09 PM
make friends if you want, but they are required
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 01:11 PM
I have headphones? Never said I didnt
just the audio from my mic is trash from shadowplay
cuz of my AC unit
TEKNOIR 16-Jul-17 02:11 PM
OBS
that's what I use.
it has NVENC compatability now.
suppressed and smoked worked in theory. damn that elevation. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159657946
Sorry @Simplyjack https://www.twitch.tv/videos/159660292
Taylor 16-Jul-17 03:37 PM
Cut it off right before my Quote of the Day
"I wanna fuck around but I also really want to win"
Im going to go buy some ice cream
And other sundry items
When I return, ltes PUBG
hindered 16-Jul-17 04:06 PM
dont dry your ice cream in the sun
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 04:06 PM
i poop, then i pubg
Taylor 16-Jul-17 05:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CFiNlKq.png
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:04 PM
gaaaay]
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 05:04 PM
lo
yo
hindered 16-Jul-17 05:04 PM
fake news
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 05:04 PM
lets do it
Taylor 16-Jul-17 05:04 PM
What a flawless game
Except for some shitty Kar play
Which has been real inconsisent for me lately
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:05 PM
tay, friend me
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 05:05 PM
It's a trap
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 05:18 PM
Welcome to the dinner club tay
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:19 PM
tfw i will NEVER get dinner
EVER
im the shittiest player imaginable
i just cant close a fuckin deal
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:19 PM
just tell everyone you got tons of dinners befroe the stats wipe
Hazlen 16-Jul-17 05:19 PM
maybe with that attitude
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:19 PM
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:20 PM
we playing or what
REEEEE
@deleted-role
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:22 PM
i gotta eat
bbl maybe?
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:22 PM
eat this dick
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 05:22 PM
L-lewd
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
.i tuna can
TrapBot 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
http://starkist.com/sites/default/files/products/3307Can-in-water-%26-Oil-chunk-light-water0.png
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
Barf
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
.. ozpenis
TrapBot 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/tosoigv.jpg
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
there it is
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
Canned tuna nasty af
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
lmao
hung like a tuna can
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
i have the canyonero of dicks
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
.yt canyonero commercial
TrapBot 16-Jul-17 05:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_Jl5WFQkA
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:24 PM
because my dick's 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide and seats 35
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 05:24 PM
tfw they got hank williams to do that song
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:25 PM
hank needs money like elvis needs boats
Taylor 16-Jul-17 05:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCFx1I-hOtU
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:26 PM
.yt elvis needs boats
TrapBot 16-Jul-17 05:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaD5mAC3P2s
Taylor 16-Jul-17 05:33 PM
@deleted-role
Lets do it
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:33 PM
he says as i have 10 seconds till a match starts lol
i backed out
Taylor 16-Jul-17 05:34 PM
Ok give us a few
Am went afk
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 05:50 PM
@Taylor REEEE
Taylor 16-Jul-17 07:14 PM
Guess who just Chicken Dinner'd with all 4 alive
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 07:14 PM
We are gods
Taylor 16-Jul-17 07:16 PM
Glad I wasnt streaming so no one will ever know I emptied a mag into a guy I thought was still alive
Hazlen 16-Jul-17 07:16 PM
yea uh, we'll never know.
Taylor 16-Jul-17 07:17 PM
Flawless plan
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 07:18 PM
tfw im the weakest link
Taylor 16-Jul-17 07:18 PM
Nah
You stealign the UAV was the lynchpin last night
Forced them outside
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 07:19 PM
any excuse to screech like a madman
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 07:19 PM
uaz
Taylor 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
deez
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
I'm pretty amped off that last round. That was a round with quite a bit of action.
Ozmiander 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
no
cause a uaz actually get riden
unlike your nuts
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
RIP that none of us were recording/streaming tho
OniichanBot 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
Ya, RIP
hindered 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
:uazeez:
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 07:21 PM
:ua2ez:
:UA2eZ:
Taylor 16-Jul-17 07:22 PM
Blame Twitch
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 07:27 PM
i think im cursed to not win
hindered 16-Jul-17 08:17 PM
i got a few more in me
anyone game?
@deleted-role
Taylor 16-Jul-17 08:17 PM
Sure
TEKNOIR 16-Jul-17 08:17 PM
k
hindered 16-Jul-17 08:17 PM
5 mins
till my episode of Cheers is over
Taylor 16-Jul-17 08:17 PM
Ill do a quick solo then
And play aggressive
hindered 16-Jul-17 08:18 PM
no, literally 3 minutes
i wouldnt recommend it
Taylor 16-Jul-17 08:18 PM
Im like going to uh
Military
hindered 16-Jul-17 08:18 PM
ok
Taylor 16-Jul-17 08:20 PM
Yep
Landed next to a guy
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 08:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ4co_fNSZ8
fucking lol
i told em to run for the boat
Taylor 16-Jul-17 09:03 PM
@here Teks going rambo
Lancek 16-Jul-17 09:04 PM
Taylor 16-Jul-17 09:04 PM
Ive got it
Lancek 16-Jul-17 09:04 PM
Oh yeah I'm not following you
Hazlen 16-Jul-17 09:04 PM
a good attempt at some navy seal shit
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 09:04 PM
I hope you guys are gonna be around for the next 4 days to game
I'm off after tonight
I wanna treyvon people in pubg
Taylor 16-Jul-17 09:04 PM
Im always around
Hazlen 16-Jul-17 09:05 PM
did yall run out of minorities to shoot or something
A COP IRL 16-Jul-17 09:05 PM
Almost
Prude 16-Jul-17 09:05 PM
we could probably just give you an early retirement if we removed darkies 🤷
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 09:06 PM
there will never be a shortage of R-selected infividuals to shoot
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 09:12 PM
@A COP IRL I'm pretty free all week
TEKNOIR 16-Jul-17 09:24 PM
7 kills. Survived crater base. Looted an UMP and SKS. Made it to the top 25.

But in the end it all came down to a UAZ.
amalilakab 16-Jul-17 10:50 PM
Lol
L2 dodge
Taylor 16-Jul-17 11:48 PM
@deleted-role YO REAL AWOO HOURS WHO UP
Simplyjack 16-Jul-17 11:48 PM
maybe in a bit?
Taylor 16-Jul-17 11:51 PM
>tfw 8x scope and no guns
>tfw 10 houses and no helmet
Im not even doing strategy at this point Im just surviving
jk found a guy with a helmet now its mine
A COP IRL 17-Jul-17 12:01 AM
Pubg takes place in ancapistan
It's about a mass NAP violation
Deepest lore
I'm opening a a patreon for lore video about pubg
Taylor 17-Jul-17 12:05 AM
I dont have an ideal end game kit tho
Especially if it ends in a field
Shit
Engaged with a guy way too early
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 12:11 AM
Eye of the tiger
hindered 17-Jul-17 12:12 AM
thanks, obama
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 02:01 AM
LITERALLY
I
T
E
R
A
L
L
Y

CURSED
U
R
S
E
D
A COP IRL 17-Jul-17 02:21 AM
Choked at the end of the game jack?
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 02:53 AM
nah i always die
its a matter of when
A COP IRL 17-Jul-17 11:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0vAgbe3UU @deleted-role for those who want/need pointers
A COP IRL 17-Jul-17 01:12 PM
Remade my character
https://my.mixtape.moe/yruaty.png
you finna say?
.i shieeet
TrapBot 17-Jul-17 01:12 PM
https://img.memecdn.com/shieeet-bobbyfb4072973.jpg
Taylor 17-Jul-17 01:13 PM
So
What you be sayin
A COP IRL 17-Jul-17 01:13 PM
ayo hol up
Taylor 17-Jul-17 01:50 PM
So whos up for some REAL PUBG HOURS tonight
A COP IRL 17-Jul-17 02:42 PM
I am, just @ me
Taylor 17-Jul-17 02:50 PM
Aight I'll be home in a few
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 02:58 PM
I will be back in about an hour, less really
but gotta go feed a bunch of animals
hindered 17-Jul-17 02:59 PM
ill be game in a bit
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 03:00 PM
That's no way to talk about your friends amal
Taylor 17-Jul-17 03:46 PM
@deleted-role Whos ready to lose
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 03:46 PM
me
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 03:47 PM
I'll be home in less than10
Taylor 17-Jul-17 03:47 PM
Ok Ill do a pre-tilt solo
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 03:47 PM
Pffft
Good games last 30m+
Taylor 17-Jul-17 03:48 PM
Get the tilt nice and lubed
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 03:48 PM
Lol
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 03:48 PM
Those windmills won't know what hit em
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 03:49 PM
Get Jack, he'll lube ya up
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 03:50 PM
im on
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 04:02 PM
He didnt' wait for us, Jack.
he didn't wait.
He hates us.
Went to reboot...
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 04:14 PM
fuck win10
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 04:16 PM
I'm trying
She won't give it up tho
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 04:16 PM
My favorite thing that win10 does is randomly wake my pc up in the middle of the night to check for update and then it re-activated the scheduled task to do so when I disable and delete it.
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 04:16 PM
Lol
You cannot stop our coming AI Lords, Hazlen.
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 04:17 PM
I for one accept our new robot overlords.
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 04:18 PM
JUST
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 04:18 PM
not really. but i'd rather accept them and live in relative peace than getting torn apart animatrix style
Taylor 17-Jul-17 04:18 PM
Ive been bitching about W10 fro months
Years maybe
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 04:18 PM
before it was cool?
Get this though
it's better than mac
Taylor 17-Jul-17 04:19 PM
Big if true
Hazlen 17-Jul-17 04:19 PM
I fucking hate my mac
Burrito 17-Jul-17 04:20 PM
@Simplyjack You have won a game though. right?
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 04:24 PM
no, he has not
Burrito 17-Jul-17 04:30 PM
Taylor 17-Jul-17 04:44 PM
@amalilakab Lets play
weak wrists big dick 17-Jul-17 05:56 PM
Who's trying to ride the #joetrain
and be hillariously shitty to other people on the internet in a game of PUBG
it stands for PUBbie Gsafari
@here
Ozmiander 17-Jul-17 05:58 PM
no.
no.
hindered 17-Jul-17 06:36 PM
ill be on for a few in 45 - 1hr(edited)
Taylor 17-Jul-17 06:39 PM
Pass
Hard pass
Ozmiander 17-Jul-17 06:39 PM
joe is basically shunned
which is hard to do here
hindered 17-Jul-17 06:39 PM
that was independant of any other statements
Taylor 17-Jul-17 06:40 PM
Yeah being shunned from BMW means you fucked up HARD somewhere
Or you got butthurt about pol
rip Shadowgate and Snazzle
OniichanBot 17-Jul-17 06:40 PM
Ya, RIP
Ozmiander 17-Jul-17 06:41 PM
it's ok
their candidate would have been even worse
@deleted-role
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 08:15 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadCoyLEDGOWSkull
Why you shouldn't Rick Roll
Simplyjack 17-Jul-17 08:38 PM
so bad
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 09:24 PM
So good
amalilakab 17-Jul-17 11:57 PM
@deleted-role Yo dawgs
You down to clown with @Taylor
dilbertasfuck 17-Jul-17 11:58 PM
too late in the evenin
for me
Mugen 18-Jul-17 01:37 AM
@deleted-role anyone down'
?
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:46 AM
yes
hindered 18-Jul-17 08:27 AM
http://cloud-3.steamusercontent.com/ugc/848216716405834590/6109166F6A5D41142E26BBFE9E3DAFFD0577A448/
wtf its supposed to be animated
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=970366412
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 10:43 AM
FYI: For those like me who didn't know. 0, 9, 8, 7 are hot keys for powerup, medkit, first aid, and bandage.
hindered 18-Jul-17 10:58 AM
does the numpad work?
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 11:00 AM
you can binf
bind it
hindered 18-Jul-17 11:00 AM
i just got a gamepad thingy
.i g13 gamepad
TrapBot 18-Jul-17 11:00 AM
http://gaming.logitech.com/assets/47825/8/g13-gaming-gameboard-images.png
hindered 18-Jul-17 11:01 AM
its not mechanical tho
Taylor 18-Jul-17 11:30 AM
https://twitter.com/BattleRoyaleMod/status/887187960327688192
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 11:31 AM
I'd take it for a ride, the jetski ain't bad either.
Taylor 18-Jul-17 11:31 AM
Girls ok too
Taylor 18-Jul-17 12:04 PM
https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/59pqj8/playerunknown-violent-words-have-consequences-even-while-role-playingd
Oh cool
The dev of PUBG is a faggy pissbaby
"WORDS HAVE MEANING AND CONSEQUENCES AND VIOLENCE WAH"
says man who created game thats sole purpose is to outlast and outkill 99 other people
:qqsay:
OniichanBot 18-Jul-17 12:07 PM
Lancek 18-Jul-17 12:08 PM
what lol I found that guy randomly last night and was watching him play for a bit
Didn't see that part though
hindered 18-Jul-17 12:13 PM
the stupidest part is that in a battle royale scenario, he did the right thing
go down a man, take his gear, keep moving
maybe a suicide mechanic would work better
making hard choices is way different than tk greifing random squads(edited)
Taylor 18-Jul-17 12:23 PM
lmbo @ him getting pissed at the gimmick
Doc never broke character through the entire thing
While the Dev tries to turn this into some giant statement
Meanwhile Doc is counting his Twitch bucks
Scuba Steve 18-Jul-17 12:27 PM
Wait, a Pubg dev got all salty at him?
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 12:27 PM
he banned the streamer
lol
Scuba Steve 18-Jul-17 12:27 PM
How will he ever be able to afford another account?
Taylor 18-Jul-17 12:28 PM
Temp ban
But still
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 12:48 PM
Nice, fuck the devs.
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:06 PM
@Taylor reported https://www.twitch.tv/videos/160115015
Enjoy your ban, fuckboi
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:07 PM
Give a nigga a warning
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:10 PM
Oh you mean this part:
Innocent Victim: Alright, I'm a run around this building.
Reported Scrub for TK: I'm going to run in this building.
Innocent Victim: I'm going to run in the other side.
Innocent Victim: Yup, this place has been looted son.
I did, you just didn't listen/hear. You hate me. I know it.
Kappa
Honestly, the best part is that it didn't damage my armor or helmet.
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:11 PM
.i arizona sheriff shrug
TrapBot 18-Jul-17 01:11 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FwawCS47OjM/maxresdefault.jpg
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:11 PM
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:11 PM
I just found the part where you waited for like two minutes. Making the clip right now
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:12 PM
Yea that dude def threw his keyboard across the room
He was PEAK TILTED
Oh hey
Stream Idea: Add a thermometer graphic
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:12 PM
Oh yeah
he got out played hard dude
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:12 PM
but its the TILTOMETER
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:12 PM
and he knew it the second you took that shot
Should have talked trash on mic
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/160119803
A COP IRL 18-Jul-17 01:37 PM
lol holy shit this shit with DrDisrespect
lfmao
holy shit how much of a pussy does the dev for this game have to be
grade A virtue signaling
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:41 PM
It wasn't consensual dude.
A COP IRL 18-Jul-17 01:42 PM
consent to this
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:42 PM
They were in white zone. There was still time until new zone was drawn.(edited)
A COP IRL 18-Jul-17 01:42 PM
grabs dick
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 01:42 PM
If theres one thing I've learned about dealing with fascist pigs is to never consent.
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 01:42 PM
There was no need for kill. This clip gives no prior context though.
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:45 PM
Thats just his chracter though
Future 18-Jul-17 01:45 PM
What's the drama
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:46 PM
Dev got triggered by Twitch superstar whos character is a mix of Joe Dirt and Chuck Norris
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 01:46 PM
He said some shit about kicking the dev in the chest
dev got triggered cause he was kicked in the chest in college by a roomie
Future 18-Jul-17 01:47 PM
Lmfao
God that owns
How can someone who's been making games for like what 10 years now be such a thin skinned bitch
Taylor 18-Jul-17 01:51 PM
Also lmbo @ whoever it was in the tweets or something asking him to do something about "hate speech in pregame lobbies"
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 01:53 PM
free speech is a hell of a thing
just remove all non-squad voip if people are so triggered
or they can simply turn it off 🤷
Future 18-Jul-17 01:53 PM
I've had mine off since release day
I don't need to hear anything from anyone not on my team
It works both ways I can't shit on people and I also can't be triggered
In fact 99% of the time I don't even remember all voip exists as an option
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 02:12 PM
I didn't know turning it off was an option at first. I do now, but I leave it on to trigger those in lobby with music and the few times squads actually use it for comm. I've used it to detect and sneak up on squads before. Kinda funny really.(edited)
A COP IRL 18-Jul-17 02:20 PM
I like to use in game to fuck with people at the start when we drop
I say stupid shit
hindered 18-Jul-17 02:48 PM
@deleted-role Gamez
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 02:50 PM
yes
games
Taylor 18-Jul-17 02:51 PM
Video games?
hindered 18-Jul-17 02:51 PM
with my heart
A COP IRL 18-Jul-17 02:51 PM
Running errands atm. I'll be free after 7pm est cause I have a game of 40k tonight
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 02:52 PM
get in chat
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 04:02 PM
Fixed the fusion. Finally! Cutting grass, making dinner, cleaning up. Then I'm free.
Burrito 18-Jul-17 04:51 PM
I missed the earlier banter, but for maximum keks please direct your attention to the 'rules of conduct' https://www.playbattlegrounds.com/rulesOfConduct.pu
RIP everyone in pregame lobby
OniichanBot 18-Jul-17 04:51 PM
Ya, RIP
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 04:52 PM
welp
ban everyone
Burrito 18-Jul-17 04:52 PM
And finally, PUBG is a social media platform
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 04:52 PM
game dead
Burrito 18-Jul-17 04:52 PM
Also you're not allowed to make someone else feel uncomfortable of threatened. So no killing in game.
Most importantly, you will be banned for sharing YOUR OWN information.
Hazlen 18-Jul-17 04:53 PM
.. turtle
TrapBot 18-Jul-17 04:53 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/MOvhsQO.png
Burrito 18-Jul-17 04:56 PM
Also put me in the pubg group
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 06:28 PM
How long till this dev can't take it anymore and does it?
TrapBot 18-Jul-17 06:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo0itowLJYM
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 06:29 PM
.yt Doom ii wads do it
TrapBot 18-Jul-17 06:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Cv8Vec8VU
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 06:29 PM
Fuck it
You get it
amalilakab 18-Jul-17 06:45 PM
You on?
@TEKNOIR @deleted-role
Taylor 18-Jul-17 06:46 PM
Ive got a jog coming up soon so Ill be AWOL for about 3 hours
TEKNOIR 18-Jul-17 07:05 PM
Probably not tonight. If I do anything it'll be @deleted-role lefting at eldora.(edited)
Taylor 18-Jul-17 07:06 PM
🙏🏿
Taylor 18-Jul-17 10:14 PM
@deleted-role YO REAL PUBG HOURS WHO UP
@Prude Fucking play this game fag
Mugen 18-Jul-17 10:54 PM
@deleted-role anyone down
hindered 18-Jul-17 10:56 PM
suck my dick, you fuckman
Taylor 19-Jul-17 12:28 AM
>tfw spent all game hiding just to be forced to cross a wide open road in Rozhok in the top 10
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/887544372463411200
@Septapus hugemoji
Septapus 19-Jul-17 12:33 AM
amalilakab 19-Jul-17 12:56 AM
Sorry, probably out for tonight
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 07:40 AM
Is it time for a @Cynthia_Dutch intervention? Drop the Conan and get on PUBGuh!
amalilakab 19-Jul-17 10:16 AM
^^^^
Tempus Thales 19-Jul-17 10:44 AM
@Taylor where is the channel #game_albiononline ?
{ducks}
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 11:04 AM
Lol
I don't have that game
And no pesos to buy it
Once I get some money I will see if I can get it on a sale. Watched my brother play and it looked like a lot of fun
The Sauce 19-Jul-17 11:55 AM
Its 20000 pesos
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 11:57 AM
Yeah I have 0
I am a broke mofo
Taylor 19-Jul-17 12:13 PM
amalilakab 19-Jul-17 12:28 PM
RIP
OniichanBot 19-Jul-17 12:28 PM
Ya, RIP
Nonpoint 19-Jul-17 12:30 PM
@Cynthia_Dutch if it gets you off the conan fail train send me your steam ID and I'll gift it
Taylor 19-Jul-17 12:31 PM
Nothing short of a miracle will pry her from that dumpster fire
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 12:32 PM
nothing short of a dong slider you mean
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 01:34 PM
Lol yes I will
Don't I have you on steam then?
Add me via Taylor's friends list?
Or teknoirs ?
Nonpoint 19-Jul-17 04:06 PM
rip
OniichanBot 19-Jul-17 04:06 PM
Ya, RIP
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:14 PM
wtf
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:15 PM
!thinking
OniichanBot 19-Jul-17 04:15 PM
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:16 PM
lol
ill get it for you cynthia
oh wait
I guess I cant either
becuase shes a europoor
send her skins
the tried and true currency
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:17 PM
we changed from eurotrash to europoor?
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:17 PM
just you
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:17 PM
fair enough
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:17 PM
lol
i bet we can scrape some skins together to get you enough
are steam codes universal?
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:18 PM
not sure
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:19 PM
So close
Yet so far
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:19 PM
Could rejd gift it? does steam let you regift games?(edited)
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/lIhVLcY.png
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:19 PM
how about trade? can you trade a game?
nice tay
not only top 10 but top 10 with blood on your hands
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:20 PM
Lost in an UMP vs AKM duel
rip
OniichanBot 19-Jul-17 04:20 PM
Ya, RIP
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:20 PM
always
hate that
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:20 PM
I had the worst start imaginable
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:21 PM
how in the shit fuck does drdisrespectful have 19mil followers.
jesus
nvm
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:21 PM
His bit works well
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:21 PM
thats views
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:21 PM
Still tho
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:21 PM
600k
sure would be nice to just not work and be a twitch cuck
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:23 PM
Amal posted a sick jumping headshot to IG
surprised he didn't put it here also
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:24 PM
so is no shoes a pro strat?
Lancek 19-Jul-17 04:27 PM
You make less noise iirc from watching Beagle
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:27 PM
🤔
Nonpoint 19-Jul-17 04:29 PM
I sent her a humble store gift instead
jumping through hoops for non-freedom currency places
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:33 PM
got it!
downloading now!
ty!
also got a test server version? do i need to install that too?
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 04:33 PM
nice
HOLEXIT
AMSTERDEXIT
DUEXIT
whataver
fuck the EU and their moon currency!
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:35 PM
agreed
still trying to find a greencard
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:42 PM
I hear Prudes looking
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:45 PM
hey Prude, wanna hook up?
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:46 PM
only if you have a dick
tfw prude lives right by me and we havent met up
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:47 PM
well i do prefer Jack if its possible
Jack hook me up with a greencard?
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:48 PM
rummages around in ass
lotta space in here might take a while
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:48 PM
>tfw lived a few hours from jack and hung out once
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:48 PM
tfw you are not wanted :(
\
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:49 PM
tfw i have no way of granting a greencard
tfw PEAK pubg chat rn
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:49 PM
💒
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:49 PM
only because i am back
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:52 PM
7th
Got in a gun fight when I should have been running
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:53 PM
tay will DEF get blasted in the Race War
Cynthia_Dutch 19-Jul-17 04:53 PM
did you at least bring a knife to the gun fight?
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:53 PM
im guess tays loadout
ump w/ red dot, sk12, level 2 most things
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:54 PM
.i trump wrong
TrapBot 19-Jul-17 04:54 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:54 PM
fuck!
i tried
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:54 PM
m14 4x, akm level 3 jacket level 1 helmet
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:55 PM
tfw no m14 in game
would basically be the sks as is tho
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:55 PM
Whatever it is
m16
whatever
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:55 PM
lo lthats some mad max shit tho
dual ARs
top of the line vest
some shitty fiberglass helmet
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
Ever since I lost that duel with the UMP
I make sure I dual rifle
Forget this 9mm shit
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
you need RPS tho
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
Thats early game pussy shit
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
like sometimes you just have to BRRRRRRRRRT
and ARs cant do that
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
ump good
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
ive gotten fucked by low RPM
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
based on my experience observing only
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:56 PM
UMP good, AKM Better
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:57 PM
AKM slow
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:57 PM
When youre in each others taints
AKM wins
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:57 PM
powerful but slow, if your shot placement is garbo you'll get owned
Taylor 19-Jul-17 04:57 PM
Hard to miss when your barrel is inside someone
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 04:57 PM
i manage
im bad
my fav loadout tho
was the dual umps
and the school shooter coat
very tactical
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:00 PM
tbh dual uzis need to be a thing
if you have one in each slot you can have the option of john wooing that shit
.yt hard boiled tracy tzu
TrapBot 19-Jul-17 05:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1ez77vYb0
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:00 PM
more pubg battles like this tia
one warehouse, 100 mans
Taylor 19-Jul-17 05:05 PM
@deleted-role Whos up for some squadding in an hour or so
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:05 PM
me
hindered 19-Jul-17 05:32 PM
prob yah
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 05:53 PM
i roll with a glock 18c with red dot, extended quickdraw, supressor, 800 rounds of 9mm and a pan
Hazlen 19-Jul-17 05:53 PM
but what do you carry ingame?
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 05:53 PM
same as irl
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:57 PM
.yt james bond theme
TrapBot 19-Jul-17 05:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye8KvYKn9-0
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:57 PM
@Ozmiander get vac set up and spam this
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 05:58 PM
.i wrong
TrapBot 19-Jul-17 05:58 PM
https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/AAEAAQAAAAAAAA0nAAAAJDcyNmVhMTU2LTVkY2ItNDYyYS05YmNmLWFhYzg3N2YzMDBkNA.jpg
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 05:58 PM
.yt snake eater theme
TrapBot 19-Jul-17 05:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbFAZ2ztlE
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:58 PM
psssh
.yt mission impossible 1996 theme
TrapBot 19-Jul-17 05:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pO2vLRrMWc
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 05:59 PM
one of the better solo "fuck it" spams imo
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 06:00 PM
cheevo for lasting the whole track
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 06:00 PM
not for spam
snake eater is for making me get in to the role
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 06:00 PM
por que no los dos
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 06:00 PM
because jack reacharound and bond are pussies compared to big boss
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 06:01 PM
🙄
hindered 19-Jul-17 06:12 PM
@deleted-role lets do this
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 06:13 PM
sec
Simplyjack 19-Jul-17 06:13 PM
aw geez
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 07:05 PM
@deleted-role Oz going fucking Rambo II
Oz wiped the crater base
amalilakab 19-Jul-17 07:08 PM
Lol
TEKNOIR 19-Jul-17 07:21 PM
Oz double wiped crater base.
did I mention Oz did with nothing but a double barrel?
The first wipe that is.
got an airdrop with an m24
A COP IRL 19-Jul-17 07:30 PM
That game where I wiped crater base was a blast
It's the best feeling
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 07:30 PM
said fuck it and ran to avenge tek with my O/U
killed like three
got 8x m416 killed three
got m24 and pan and killed one
with m24
Nonpoint 19-Jul-17 07:31 PM
wiped crater base sounds like cleansing the anus after burrito night
Ozmiander 19-Jul-17 07:31 PM
then headshotted one dude with pan and died
Burrito 19-Jul-17 10:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD1fanD0ZI
wolfs 19-Jul-17 10:59 PM
http://www.pcgamer.com/playerunknown-bans-popular-pubg-streamer-warns-that-words-have-consequences/ what a shit
Taylor 19-Jul-17 11:14 PM
I gotta figured a new way to sit when I play this game
I sit all tense
And dont move my neck
and I get all stiff if I play several rounds
Burrito 19-Jul-17 11:33 PM
Be more of a casual, jeez.
Taylor 19-Jul-17 11:39 PM
I dont know how without changing my name to Burrito
amalilakab 20-Jul-17 12:09 AM
Who is down for a game?
Taylor 20-Jul-17 12:09 AM
🖐🏿
And the servers are busy
RIP
OniichanBot 20-Jul-17 12:11 AM
Ya, RIP
Taylor 20-Jul-17 12:13 AM
http://i.imgur.com/InhyNu2.png
amalilakab 20-Jul-17 12:13 AM
Yup, RIP FML
OniichanBot 20-Jul-17 12:13 AM
Ya, RIP
amalilakab 20-Jul-17 12:20 AM
(edited)
Taylor 20-Jul-17 12:23 AM
We call that the Tactical Stop
Scuba Steve 20-Jul-17 12:29 AM
A Tacstop if you will
amalilakab 20-Jul-17 01:02 AM
@deleted-role SErvers are up
Burrito 20-Jul-17 02:11 AM
@Taylor Late on the response, but uuuuh... ACKCHYUALLY I'm ranked top 2k. Also it's Burrito- 🤓
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 06:25 AM
@Taylor just gotta play super aggressive and not tryhard. Keeps you calm and trains you in later games to stay calm.
amalilakab 20-Jul-17 07:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlPQwC3jBn4
Simplyjack 20-Jul-17 08:51 AM
why cant i fuckin win aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^99
A COP IRL 20-Jul-17 08:52 AM
It'll happen eventually
Low and slow jack
Calculated risks
And rng
Simplyjack 20-Jul-17 08:54 AM
😂🔫
http://i.imgur.com/KLhU1ri.mp4
me playing pubg
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 09:22 AM
came close last night.
Simplyjack 20-Jul-17 09:48 AM
thats not what your mom said
Hazlen 20-Jul-17 09:49 AM
Prudes mom*
Simplyjack 20-Jul-17 09:49 AM
Prude*
Hazlen 20-Jul-17 09:49 AM
Taylor 20-Jul-17 11:24 AM
Burrito your standing in the dick sucking world champ ladder isnt really relevent here
Cynthia_Dutch 20-Jul-17 11:37 AM
i will join you guys at some point if you will have a noob in your team and dont mind teaching me
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 12:19 PM
doesn't take long to learn.
Cynthia_Dutch 20-Jul-17 12:27 PM
i am a fast learner its just nice to have some people tell me the basics and stuff
hindered 20-Jul-17 12:27 PM
sink or swim
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 12:32 PM
Cyn's first drop. School. CLASS IS IN SESSION BITCHES!
Cynthia_Dutch 20-Jul-17 12:33 PM
lol
i hope to one day make you proud
amalilakab 20-Jul-17 02:37 PM
lolol
Taylor 20-Jul-17 06:34 PM
https://twitter.com/DreamHack/status/888109760070901769
Wow he looks like such a fag
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 06:36 PM
Fuck me
Fucking onision looking bitch dev
Simplyjack 20-Jul-17 06:43 PM
all id say is dont go the gayboi sjw snowflake route
there is gonna be shit talk
there is gonna be hacks and griffing and cancer
theres gonna be some butthurt faggot calling the other guy a goddamn nigger (me)
but ffs dont get all prissy and safespacey with the game
ban hacks, doxxing, legit violent threats/illegal shit
thats it
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 06:48 PM
this dude wont be able to handle it.
Simplyjack 20-Jul-17 06:49 PM
thats literally it
just make a fucking game
make it good
if someone is a shitter, who cares
unless theyre legit breaking irl laws or making things unplaybel who cares
TEKNOIR 20-Jul-17 08:13 PM
@deleted-role game
got time for 1 or 2
hindered 20-Jul-17 08:17 PM
same
Taylor 20-Jul-17 08:27 PM
On the treadmill for the next hour or so
Cynthia_Dutch 20-Jul-17 08:52 PM
like a hamster?
Rejd 20-Jul-17 08:54 PM
I want some beast like Oz to show up and yell that in his face.
Taylor 20-Jul-17 09:17 PM
https://twitter.com/daiz42/status/888083971619381248
Taylor 20-Jul-17 11:03 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterSparklyHerdSaltBae
Mugen 20-Jul-17 11:11 PM
@deleted-role anyone down to join my stream? And play some games
dilbertasfuck 20-Jul-17 11:12 PM
probably be pubg'ing tomorrow day off from work so can practice a bit most of the day
Mugen 20-Jul-17 11:13 PM
Kk
Taylor 21-Jul-17 01:34 AM
>tfw you Chicken Dinner a duo with a frag kill
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 01:37 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/RelatedThoughtfulHippoEagleEye
@Taylor
Taylor 21-Jul-17 01:37 AM
Pinned a message.
Burrito 21-Jul-17 02:04 AM
The train wreck plot thickens
Someone has been banned for submitting a video of a TKer. He was banned because he killed the guy who killed his two friends. The CM in discord said he should have just stayed away like he isn't marked for the TKer 24/7
This CM is great. I heard she was arguing over it constantly in the Discord. Look at those sentences and grammar, really top notch for representing such a huge game.
Here's the TK vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsBSJ_u8J4I
Get your drama while it's hot 🍿
Prude 21-Jul-17 02:09 AM
what are they in trouble for
oh
had to look up
the way the devs try to actively punish teamkilling with bans is kind of gay
just don't play with people who teamkill
I feel like it opens mistakes up to bans to have the policy they do
Burrito 21-Jul-17 02:12 AM
People have also been banned for defending the guy in the Discord. WHEW LAD
Exactly though. It seems so simple to just leave this as hands off. If you have problems with TKers, turn auto matching off and only fucking play with your friends. Why do you want a random in the first place?
This seems very reasonable considering the history of Battlegrounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6IjVsc7l3E
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 03:34 AM
He got banned for that?
That would be bullshit if he got banned. The TK started firing at him the second he turned the corner. That is some "justice"
PUBG in a nutshell
Attachment: pubgcockatiel.mp4 (579.9 KB)
TEKNOIR 21-Jul-17 08:45 AM
Which is better. The game? Or the snowflake devs and mods?
Hazlen 21-Jul-17 08:47 AM
The Drama
Definitely the drama.
I mean they shoot the messenger ffs lol
hindered 21-Jul-17 09:51 AM
finally
Simplyjack 21-Jul-17 09:53 AM
😂
uninstall.exe
hindered 21-Jul-17 09:56 AM
https://pubg.me/player/Simplyjack
Simplyjack 21-Jul-17 09:57 AM
Burrito 21-Jul-17 10:33 AM
At this point they've just set a precedent. They've opened the door to a much wider variety of griefing. Solo queue squads and record the match, spend the entire time antagonizing, door blocking, giving away positions... If they TK you, send in the vid. The circumstances don't matter, they broke the le rules.
Hell, don't even put in the effort. Just tk and trim the self defense down so only they get banned. Ez.
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 02:54 PM
@deleted-role Who is on
Taylor 21-Jul-17 02:58 PM
I could buck
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 03:02 PM
Ok finishing this 1/4 final in CS
Then I'll be on
https://www.twitch.tv/pgl
We'll title today's DUO "Bad Blood"
A COP IRL 21-Jul-17 03:08 PM
https://my.mixtape.moe/uyzvom.jpg
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 03:08 PM
Nice!
I'm about to hop on
hindered 21-Jul-17 03:10 PM
ill be around at some point
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 03:15 PM
Hit us up Hind
Ozmiander 21-Jul-17 04:10 PM
DUO
MORE
1,265
NA DUO RATING
0.00%
WIN RATE
7.00
7KDR
946.86
AVG DMG PER MATCH
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 04:18 PM
900 damage per match? wtf
Come play wit hus @Ozmiander(edited)
Ozmiander 21-Jul-17 04:20 PM
that's the duo i played with Tek
cleared the dug in base with a double barrel, thenj again with a m416, then got some m24 damage in, then panned a dude in the face
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 04:48 PM
jesus
TEKNOIR 21-Jul-17 04:54 PM
on in a bit
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 04:59 PM
Sweet, what is a bit
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Jul-17 06:39 PM
Just the tip?
hindered 21-Jul-17 06:58 PM
is it in yet?
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 06:59 PM
Naw, too dry.
Cynthia_Dutch 21-Jul-17 06:59 PM
spit or blood will take care of that
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 07:02 PM
You're right, I'll grab the sand paper
hindered 21-Jul-17 07:09 PM
spit is the best natural lubricant
and ive heard bitches be grossed out about it
fuck that shit
hock a loogie and go to town
amalilakab 21-Jul-17 07:38 PM
You've had someone get upset about that?
Spit is more gross than the shit that comes out of my dick or her vagina?
new favorite clip: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpotlessComfortableRatYee
hindered 21-Jul-17 08:42 PM
just in talking wit girlz, not people id be super interested in, but a lot of bitches be prudin
TEKNOIR 21-Jul-17 08:42 PM
Time to sperg out. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrXrYydce8lXYeKRGISrPvw
Full level autism stats.
Quornes 21-Jul-17 08:44 PM
"in 5 different continents"
man thats a lot of frequent flyer miles
hurrg
trying to shoot dude in water
not a single god dam shot hits
until hes standing up
then he shotguns me and i die
Quornes 22-Jul-17 02:37 PM
https://fat.gfycat.com/HardFondHerring.mp4
Ozmiander 22-Jul-17 02:38 PM
what show is that from?
Taylor 22-Jul-17 02:41 PM
Gamers
From the OP
.yt Gamers! OP
TrapBot 22-Jul-17 02:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBYkMFGkZNc
TEKNOIR 22-Jul-17 02:58 PM
Anime is terrible.
amalilakab 22-Jul-17 03:00 PM
https://youtu.be/pjci16IakGo
Got another chicken dinner with friends last night. Wasn't recording/streaming tho. RIP
OniichanBot 22-Jul-17 03:00 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor 22-Jul-17 03:03 PM
🙏🏿
c0rndog 22-Jul-17 03:13 PM
they mustve altered the drop on the VSS
its really good now
also chicken dinner
A COP IRL 22-Jul-17 03:14 PM
Nice
Ozmiander 22-Jul-17 03:20 PM
ooooo
hindered 22-Jul-17 03:40 PM
@deleted-role who's up for a few?
c0rndog 22-Jul-17 04:18 PM
i can i spose
hindered 22-Jul-17 04:18 PM
i just stopped
ill be on a bit later
Taylor 22-Jul-17 04:53 PM
Fucking
Lag I get when I alt for the first time in a match finally got me killed
amalilakab 22-Jul-17 04:53 PM
Yo dude
I'm on and playing. I'm doing a custom game server with some streamer. Doing duos. I think we could probably dopretty well
Taylor 22-Jul-17 04:54 PM
Yeah?
amalilakab 22-Jul-17 04:54 PM
Yeah
https://www.twitch.tv/moonducktv
Ozmiander 22-Jul-17 05:13 PM
i'm gonna play in a bit
hindered 22-Jul-17 05:16 PM
ill be on in about 45
A COP IRL 22-Jul-17 05:31 PM
Fuck I can't wait for the July patch
Hardcore mode is going to increase my enjoyment of this game
Ozmiander 22-Jul-17 05:40 PM
what's that?
no ui?
TEKNOIR 22-Jul-17 05:51 PM
Oh nice
So from a running simulator to a low crawling simulator.
Quornes 22-Jul-17 06:12 PM
ugg
spent the ntire match
just running
A COP IRL 22-Jul-17 06:44 PM
No, it's forced first person
c0rndog 22-Jul-17 08:22 PM
groza OP
10 kills with it
amalilakab 22-Jul-17 09:14 PM
lol nice
Groza is rad af
A COP IRL 22-Jul-17 09:18 PM
It's a beast in medium / close range
amalilakab 22-Jul-17 09:35 PM
The groza doesn't know what recoil and spread are.
Oh, you want to point at somethign and unload a mag? NP
c0rndog 22-Jul-17 11:04 PM
had the gun on single shot
4x ACOG optic
and just clicked and everything died
from a .5 meter kill to a 400m kill
that gun did not give a fuck(edited)
So I think my win rate tonight was like 90 - 100% 2 chicken dinners and I'm pretty sure the rest were all top 10 but there was probably 1 or 2 I'm forgetting about where we died early
Also Taylor add me to fuckin pubg crawlers you fuck
Taylor 22-Jul-17 11:35 PM
Youve been in
Oh or Lancek just added you
I added Burrito, t hats what Im thinking of
Whatever, yall all look alike
Burrito 22-Jul-17 11:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onyn2cUtEe8
Simplyjack 23-Jul-17 12:21 AM
possibly better internet soon
as opposed to wifi 🔫
Quornes 23-Jul-17 12:23 AM
@amalilakab play some pubg?
hindered 23-Jul-17 11:58 AM
@deleted-role sunday pubg
A COP IRL 23-Jul-17 11:59 AM
im down for some squads before work
Taylor 23-Jul-17 11:59 AM
Dam
Same
Give me 5ish, just got hone
hindered 23-Jul-17 12:00 PM
.yt luniz i got 5 on it
TrapBot 23-Jul-17 12:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
hindered 23-Jul-17 12:06 PM
anyone up to be the 4th man???
amalilakab 23-Jul-17 01:43 PM
I'm down
I'm here
I'm awake
Quornes 23-Jul-17 01:45 PM
ok
give me 2 minutes
c0rndog 23-Jul-17 02:18 PM
Who tryna pubg crawl n shit
@deleted-role reeeeee pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ozmiander 23-Jul-17 02:28 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@c0rndog aint even watching the channel he's sperging in
c0rndog 23-Jul-17 02:31 PM
i am
im just watching other channels n' shit
Ozmiander 23-Jul-17 02:32 PM
you aint even in vc
Taylor 23-Jul-17 02:40 PM
shiiiieeeeet
amalilakab 23-Jul-17 03:00 PM
I'm here
Taylor 23-Jul-17 03:17 PM
im queer
A COP IRL 23-Jul-17 04:57 PM
Suppressed saiga is comical
amalilakab 23-Jul-17 05:06 PM
Because the suppressor is so large or because you can just auto pump 8 shells into people without them even knowing?
A COP IRL 23-Jul-17 05:22 PM
Both
It won me a dinner before work
Gillie and suppressed saiga
hindered 23-Jul-17 05:44 PM
ill be on in about 30
c0rndog 23-Jul-17 05:45 PM
so close
amalilakab 23-Jul-17 05:46 PM
Nice!
c0rndog 23-Jul-17 06:07 PM
@amalilakab we have an open spot now
TEKNOIR 23-Jul-17 06:22 PM
@deleted-role I'm hungry
Simplyjack 23-Jul-17 06:22 PM
im vegan
TEKNOIR 23-Jul-17 06:23 PM
Sorry
Taylor 23-Jul-17 06:42 PM
I'm gay
OniichanBot 23-Jul-17 06:42 PM
same
Burrito 24-Jul-17 01:03 AM
I think someone got raptured
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 01:04 AM
It was probably @Simplyjack(edited)
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 11:18 AM
What the fuck @Burrito https://clips.twitch.tv/ScrumptiousGiantFalconPeteZaroll
Quornes 24-Jul-17 03:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WbqRRKO.mp4
http://i.imgur.com/0U3DMxQ.mp4
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 03:18 PM
Windowned
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 03:19 PM
RIP
OniichanBot 24-Jul-17 03:19 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor 24-Jul-17 03:23 PM
What a well made game
Also Daily* Reminder Windows 10 is the worst OS made in the 21st century(edited)
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 03:24 PM
Except for all the others.
Taylor 24-Jul-17 03:25 PM
Just waiting for PUBG to run on TempleOS
hindered 24-Jul-17 04:09 PM
l'chaim
TEKNOIR 24-Jul-17 04:47 PM
Win 7. Until they pry it from my cold dead psu.
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 04:53 PM
tay is just bad at disabling the bad parts of win10
Taylor 24-Jul-17 04:54 PM
How do you disable the whole OS?
also lmbo
"Uh its not that bad if you disable most of it"
- A bad opinion in TYOOL 2017
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:07 PM
there's literally a single app that disables all the tracking and nanny shit
sorry you're too bad to use it
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:10 PM
Oh wow an app that disables 10% of why its shit!?
Amazing!
Fanboy for W10 harder, Oz
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:10 PM
my telling you that you're wrong isn'y fanboying you turbonerd
A COP IRL 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
Lol look at these virgins arguing over operating systems
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
it works
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/L18743G.png
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
it's fine
stop whining
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
t. sent from my W10 computer
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
if it's so bad, uninstall it
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:11 PM
I dont have it
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:12 PM
then why are you crying about it?
Lancek 24-Jul-17 05:12 PM
lmbo Taylor
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:12 PM
Because if youd actually read the chat instead of immediatly coming in to drop your turd of a hot take
youd realize there was a gif of a W10 restart fucking a guy in PUBG
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:13 PM
you mean a guy who can't set up his computer?
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:13 PM
If a computer has to be "set up" to not annoy you every 2 hours its a bad OS
hth
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:13 PM
Mine only did it a few times
until I hit the button to proceed
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:14 PM
the episode where tay doubles down on being an autistic nerd lol
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:14 PM
then it stopped completely
¯\(ツ)/¯
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:14 PM
My fav part is where if you keep putting it off it eventually MAKES you restart
Or the one where it pops up to review your privacy settings every few hours
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:14 PM
fake news
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:14 PM
Hit proceed and turn all of the privacy settings off
then it goes away
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
.i trump wrong
TrapBot 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
stop doing it wrong
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
how would you know
you don't have it
Lancek 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
If Taylor doesn't use Win10 how does he know your wrong
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
The server @Twitch Plays BMW runs off uses it
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
the server you improperly configured apparently
Lancek 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
Using end-user OS for server stuff
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:15 PM
And everytime I Chrome remote into it theres some faggy popup
I told yall this
That I had a choice of two OSes because of Dells bios based signing
Ubuntu or W10
(or 8)
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:16 PM
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:16 PM
then run unbuntu , the superior os that doesn't give you popups constantly
Lancek 24-Jul-17 05:16 PM
#tech
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:16 PM
Again
I cant
The bot is Windows based
I could WINE it
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:17 PM
you're alreadying WHINEing it
tay, how bad do you have to be in an arguement where lancek and hazlen are on my side
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:17 PM
Because they are just antagonists
Who take the opposite side of whatever
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:18 PM
Lancek 24-Jul-17 05:18 PM
I'm agaisnt whatever he's for!
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:18 PM
I stand for whatever that guy doesn't.
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:18 PM
Pretty much
🤷🏿
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:18 PM
But c'mon tay
I work in Tech
95% of the time it's user error
A COP IRL 24-Jul-17 05:18 PM
.i please be kind I have autism
TrapBot 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1311767226/autismbeet.jpg?width=300&height=300&Filters=%5B%7B%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A%7B%22x%22%3A25.0%2C%22y%22%3A0.0%2C%22w%22%3A250%2C%22h%22%3A300.0%7D%2C%22sequence%22%3A1%7D%2C%7B%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2%7D%5D
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
I feel like calling W10 a shit OS shouldnt be that contro of an opinion
!thinking
OniichanBot 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
A COP IRL 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
@here this whole chat rn
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
look haz, he is way too busy to take ten minutes to fix all these issues
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
My favorite part of Ozs turd posting is how he ignores everything I said
Just to get that jab in
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
win10 is the best end user windows yet
fight me
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
Nah
Youre just a faggy shitposter who wants to be contro af
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:19 PM
nope.
win10 is just good
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
So you literally pick fights over faggy shit to entertain yourself
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
nope
win10 is just a good os
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
You should try using Mac for a while Tay
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
REEEEEEE
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
lmbo nah
I already have to at church for editing
Hard Pass
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
Oh so win10 isn't as bad as Mac? (edited)
A COP IRL 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
I have a mac and a Windows pc
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
Its just as bad
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
so tell me tay
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:20 PM
With its passive aggressive thing at the top
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
what do you use
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
Telling you to update
It doesnt make you
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
Those darn OS updates will be the end of everything won't they.
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
Just sits up there
Being passive aggressive
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
No matter which OS you use they all just want to update.
We must end this OS Aggression against updating
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
come on tay, what os do you use?
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
Windows 7 does it fine
It just updates, then restarts
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
win7 is basically the same as win10 lol
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:21 PM
And I wake up, and turn it on
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:22 PM
weird, that's what my pc does because i told it to update at 5am by itself(edited)
then i go "fuck, my open chrome pages"
then i hit the chrome button and it reloads what was closed
and i stop being mad
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:28 PM
I want to immortalize these last 10 minutes
So we never forget that a grown man in his 30s got butthurt because someone said an OS was bad
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:28 PM
.i skub anti skub
TrapBot 24-Jul-17 05:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HnnGIzN.gif
Lancek 24-Jul-17 05:28 PM
Your OS is inferior to my OS
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:29 PM
i'm not mad, i'm just arguing lol
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:31 PM
He says, stubby fingers frantically replying
Triple down and claim your just trolling
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:31 PM
crap, the single NEET got me
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:32 PM
lmbo there it is
When all else fails, call them names
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:32 PM
i could have gone harder
and called you daniel
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:32 PM
!thinking
OniichanBot 24-Jul-17 05:32 PM
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:33 PM
Thats not even the good name to call me
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:33 PM
i mean
i snicker everytime i hear it
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:34 PM
me too, but probably for different reasons
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:34 PM
ok, i'm out of fight juice and i'm bored
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:34 PM
go have a nice Milk Steak and cool down Oz
you're too heated
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:35 PM
actually, i've got some paneer on the table i've been meaning to eat
Hazlen 24-Jul-17 05:35 PM
get some chicken dinner
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:35 PM
does saag paneer go with chicken dinner
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:37 PM
My mom gave our friend all the leftovers from last night
Quornes 24-Jul-17 05:37 PM
play some pubg
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:37 PM
So I only have some beans and one small piece of deeer sausage left
Quornes 24-Jul-17 05:37 PM
and get some chicken dinner nerds
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:37 PM
nah pubg is so last week
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 05:39 PM
better than your face
which is so NEVER
BOOM
got him
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:39 PM
got em
Quornes 24-Jul-17 05:43 PM
anyways whos up to PUBG
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 05:55 PM
This is the first video I've ever really edited. I added text and stuff. Thoughts? https://youtu.be/3VuytQxH5Ug
Also, I need to learn how to make better cover images shrugs(edited)
Taylor 24-Jul-17 05:59 PM
Heh
REAL YouTubers dont used cover images
checks the BMW video view count Oh
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 06:16 PM
Just tryin' to up my game, but I don't like this one
I think the video is ok though?
Taylor 24-Jul-17 06:18 PM
Its good
TEKNOIR 24-Jul-17 06:57 PM
@deleted-role who wants chicken dinner?(edited)
Taylor 24-Jul-17 07:08 PM
Im AWOL until prob 10CST
c0rndog 24-Jul-17 07:13 PM
@amalilakab you wanna play some PUBG?
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 07:16 PM
yes
I'll be on very shortly
@c0rndog @deleted-role @TEKNOIR(edited)
c0rndog 24-Jul-17 07:17 PM
Im on 2 dinners in a row rn feels gud mang
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 07:19 PM
get three more and be the consecutive dinner king
Prude 24-Jul-17 07:51 PM
what kind of chat_tech ass shit was happening here
hindered 24-Jul-17 08:00 PM
:sperg:
Taylor 24-Jul-17 08:15 PM
We were just a few gore posts away from a repeat of August 2016
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 08:17 PM
.. bullied
TrapBot 24-Jul-17 08:17 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/EUWqhJN.png
c0rndog 24-Jul-17 08:17 PM
we got the third
so like
bam oz
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 08:18 PM
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 08:18 PM
you're no morgan
Rejd 24-Jul-17 08:18 PM
Yeah what are cover images
All of my videos have essentially the same image
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 08:18 PM
I don't know the actual title
Rejd 24-Jul-17 08:18 PM
Actually essentially the same content, too.
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 08:19 PM
The image preview thing for youtube vids.
Not sure name. Maybe image preview. lol
This
This stupid shit
Rejd 24-Jul-17 08:19 PM
needs more rainbow
Lancek 24-Jul-17 08:19 PM
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 08:19 PM
Hmmm
I'll see what I can dooooooooooo 🌈 🏳️‍🌈
Rejd 24-Jul-17 08:20 PM
🙏🏻
Ozmiander 24-Jul-17 08:20 PM
🌈 🏳️‍🌈
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 08:42 PM
@Ozmiander join us
Taylor 24-Jul-17 08:54 PM
I'll be around soon if y'all need a 4th
Scuba Steve 24-Jul-17 10:48 PM
Getting headphones for pubg, any recs on headphone amps, DACs, compression software/hardware?
Quornes 24-Jul-17 10:51 PM
i just turn my volume up
Scuba Steve 24-Jul-17 10:51 PM
I like not going deaf listening to gunfire near my head
I get enough of that using actual guns
Also headphone recs
amalilakab 24-Jul-17 11:52 PM
No clue. I have shitty apple earbuds and I still can tell exactly where shots are coming from.
Taylor 24-Jul-17 11:53 PM
Yeah I dont get why people shit on earbuds
Theyre fine
Mugen 25-Jul-17 12:05 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/ClumsyExpensiveChickenYouWHY?ttmedium=clipsapi&tt_content=url
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 12:36 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/VastCrowdedSandstormDendiFace
Burrito 25-Jul-17 01:50 AM
https://streamable.com/7x7dp
hindered 25-Jul-17 07:00 AM
i have an audioengine DAC, but it is hardly necessary for video games, any modern mobo does HD audio
http://audioengineusa.com/shop/components/d1-24-bit-dacheadphone-amp/
but i use this because i have audoengine speakers, if you have another ecosystem you should look at all the options (though this one is solid at a good pricepoint)
Mugen 25-Jul-17 11:11 AM
@deleted-role anyone down
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 11:49 AM
Oh bra, you're up early!
http://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1438189263188767278

On August 3rd, we will be adding the following to the game in our monthly update.
• 1st Person server options are coming to NA and EU SOLO & DUO game-modes
• FOV Slider for the 1st person view will be added to the game
• A new rifle will be added to the game
Taylor 25-Jul-17 11:50 AM
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/27971017/43c707077b5841fd9bd3793d174ecb328e1bf744.jpg
http://cdn.edgecast.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/clans/27971017/04b3819ce762c46f104194974bc1d4a6f157b504.jpg
сука блять
I got a new insult for when I play Asian servers
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 11:59 AM
lol
What does it mean
Taylor 25-Jul-17 12:00 PM
Its a play on Brazil water dirty
中国の水汚い
Might not be 100% right but its close
Burrito 25-Jul-17 12:29 PM
But can you wear the shirt as a dude
https://i.imgur.com/yHVpw5V.png
😩
Septapus 25-Jul-17 12:35 PM
Burrito 25-Jul-17 12:37 PM
HOLY FUCK https://clips.twitch.tv/TiredVibrantKoupreyCharlietheUnicorn
Taylor 25-Jul-17 12:44 PM
idgi
Lancek 25-Jul-17 12:48 PM
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sq1o2p
Taylor 25-Jul-17 12:48 PM
Oh right Id forgotten the sob story about the plate glass
Mugen 25-Jul-17 01:07 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/161903746
i've won twice today
Taylor 25-Jul-17 01:08 PM
🙏🏿
Burrito 25-Jul-17 01:17 PM
Put a shirt on you HIPPIE
Mugen 25-Jul-17 01:32 PM
Lol
Bro almost got a 3rd win but missed my last shot
TEKNOIR 25-Jul-17 02:01 PM
I don't know how Dr dis is so good with sunglasses on. That would annoy the shit out of me.
Haha omg Brazil water dirty was fucking amazing @Taylor
c0rndog 25-Jul-17 02:45 PM
I tried playing games with my actual glasses on and the headphones plus frames thing just ended up pissing me off
Burrito 25-Jul-17 02:45 PM
That's how he's so disrespectful
The glasses and headset fuel his rage
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 02:45 PM
I've tried with sunnies, it is hard. My guess is that they're a light tint like yellow, orange, or brown of some sort. Only way I think?
Burrito 25-Jul-17 02:47 PM
They aren't even tard gunnars. They're legit sport glasses.
Not only is he a 6'8" superhuman freak he's also some sort of god that can play through sunglasses while wearing headphones.
c0rndog 25-Jul-17 02:57 PM
He's Hercules reincarnated
But spends time playing games instead of doin god shit
Burrito 25-Jul-17 03:03 PM
Truly we are made in his image
c0rndog 25-Jul-17 03:13 PM
Can we just air drop him straight in behind isis lines and tell him it's IRL pubg
ISIS is gone within 45 minutes tops
Hazlen 25-Jul-17 03:36 PM
plebs can't wear headphones with glasses. heh.
Taylor 25-Jul-17 03:46 PM
It is annoying
Hazlen 25-Jul-17 03:47 PM
scrubs
Burrito 25-Jul-17 04:43 PM
Well I'm inside so I don't need sunglasses and I'm not inferior so I don't need glasses to see
¯\(ツ)/¯
Taylor 25-Jul-17 04:47 PM
Heh
This casual doesnt know about Glasses Master Race
I bet you use W10 too
Burrito 25-Jul-17 05:05 PM
I got baited in late by the promise of Halo
Taylor 25-Jul-17 05:08 PM
Come home white man
.i Windows 7
TrapBot 25-Jul-17 05:08 PM
https://c.s-microsoft.com/en-us/CMSImages/windows7-laptop.png?version=7a4789c6-58a8-f3eb-3fa4-a834d84db84a
Burrito 25-Jul-17 05:14 PM
I miss good old Win 7 😢
TEKNOIR 25-Jul-17 06:32 PM
i love my win 7
Ill be on it as long as i was on xp
till microsoft kicked me off
hindered 25-Jul-17 06:38 PM
#game_win7
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 08:34 PM
@deleted-role Anyone down to clown in about five to ten minutes?
I don't care what OS you use to do it.
Prude 25-Jul-17 08:41 PM
gonna do it on my phone's android O beta
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 08:51 PM
I changed my mind.
Taylor 25-Jul-17 08:55 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot 25-Jul-17 08:55 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/Aq00aHz.jpg
amalilakab 25-Jul-17 11:34 PM
I don't understand https://clips.twitch.tv/HandsomeSavageJackalKeepo
Mugen 26-Jul-17 01:16 AM
@deleted-role whos down to play
hindered 26-Jul-17 07:22 AM
you hurt the ones you love
Simplyjack 26-Jul-17 07:50 AM
kills u
Taylor 26-Jul-17 01:48 PM
Hindered a good boy
He dindu nuffin
He in school
he in church
he love learnin
Hazlen 26-Jul-17 01:48 PM
but is he in gatka?
Taylor 26-Jul-17 02:23 PM
Aren't we all in GARka
Am I right @Prude
TEKNOIR 26-Jul-17 04:49 PM
@deleted-role ehhh?
or is this game dead to us already?
Simplyjack 26-Jul-17 04:50 PM
cant really play it until a desk and better internet
burrito, corndog, mez...theyre all into it still\
Hazlen 26-Jul-17 04:52 PM
Amal was playing earlier
TEKNOIR 26-Jul-17 04:54 PM
i was stuck wagecucking.
Simplyjack 26-Jul-17 05:02 PM
im stuck on GMT hours so i never have time to play with fellow mericans
Hazlen 26-Jul-17 05:02 PM
Oh right, night job.
Taylor 26-Jul-17 05:02 PM
Im doing some Diabloing this week
hindered 26-Jul-17 05:27 PM
30 mins and i may or may not TK you
amalilakab 26-Jul-17 05:29 PM
@TEKNOIR I'm playing
Got 1 spot open @deleted-role
TEKNOIR 26-Jul-17 05:30 PM
ok
@amalilakab invite
what
amalilakab 26-Jul-17 05:34 PM
Sent, we're in my discord. Linked you via steam.
TEKNOIR 26-Jul-17 05:34 PM
i cant see it
amalilakab 26-Jul-17 05:34 PM
https://discord.gg/kUDgvP
wait
wrong link
https://discord.gg/dTHZMZ
lol
Mugen 26-Jul-17 08:39 PM
anyone down to play
Burrito 27-Jul-17 03:22 AM
Oh nooo
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSMETuURtTXCngmWf_wUWfnzTjn04XF-B
TEKNOIR 27-Jul-17 03:09 PM
Oh yes. Can't wait for a rainbow fade metal pan skin!
amalilakab 27-Jul-17 05:41 PM
@Taylor DUO?
amalilakab 27-Jul-17 06:11 PM
@Taylor @TEKNOIR
TEKNOIR 27-Jul-17 06:51 PM
in 10
amalilakab 27-Jul-17 06:51 PM
ok
TEKNOIR 27-Jul-17 07:31 PM
@c0rndog Ready up!
c0rndog 27-Jul-17 11:37 PM
Taylor 27-Jul-17 11:38 PM
@Burrito back must hurt
c0rndog 27-Jul-17 11:39 PM
also from a couple games back, burrito testing the new AK variant with an underslung double barrel attachment
Burrito 27-Jul-17 11:39 PM
@Taylor You have no idea
c0rndog 27-Jul-17 11:39 PM
he gets a good game everyonce in a while.
Burrito 27-Jul-17 11:40 PM
I'll have you know I was top 2k once 🤓
amalilakab 27-Jul-17 11:45 PM
Once
amalilakab 28-Jul-17 01:59 PM
https://youtu.be/ihffwyRgQXU
amalilakab 28-Jul-17 02:48 PM
Hheeeeeyy, can I whore you guys out for some reddit upvotes so I become rich and famous? https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBG/comments/6q69eo/bittersweetsymphonyof_death/
c0rndog 28-Jul-17 03:24 PM
I made 30 accounts and downvoted it each time
I helped
Taylor 28-Jul-17 03:33 PM
Same
TEKNOIR 28-Jul-17 03:38 PM
The blue arrow is the right one correct?
amalilakab 28-Jul-17 03:51 PM
Thanks guise
Taylor 28-Jul-17 05:31 PM
@amalilakab @TEKNOIR My computer just did a thing
hindered 28-Jul-17 05:40 PM
@deleted-role lets play dis gaem
Taylor 28-Jul-17 08:01 PM
@amalilakab crashed again
Mugen 28-Jul-17 08:36 PM
@deleted-role ANYONE DOWN?
hindered 28-Jul-17 08:40 PM
i think i could do a few more
Mugen 28-Jul-17 09:00 PM
in a game now.. if i'm still on after we should play. dinner plans an d shit
hindered 28-Jul-17 09:02 PM
no, fuck you and die
Mugen 28-Jul-17 09:21 PM
thank you?
hindered 28-Jul-17 09:22 PM
you're welcome
Mugen 28-Jul-17 09:23 PM
<#
c0rndog 29-Jul-17 10:11 AM
The only dinner plans you should have are chicken dinner plans, faggot
No need to eat, it cuts into pubg time
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 11:19 AM
YES!!!!
1 kill
at the very fucking end!
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 11:50 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162821594
hindered 29-Jul-17 11:58 AM
who play this game?
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 12:06 PM
😄
Who would join @Mugen and I for a night of PBR and PUBG? Take a drink for every hit you take.
Taylor 29-Jul-17 12:16 PM
>2017
>Drinking
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 12:17 PM
ITS WHAT THE COOL KIDS DO TAY
Taylor 29-Jul-17 12:17 PM
No, cool kids go to church(edited)
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 12:17 PM
Look, OK, I didn't go to school and have D.A.R.E. teach me the dangers of drugs.
I DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER
No, faggots go to church
You see this guys? I used to be nice, but I've been here too long.
Taylor 29-Jul-17 12:18 PM
Fucking Jews
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 12:19 PM
Are you saying you'll join us some night with shitty PBR and play PUBG?
hindered 29-Jul-17 12:19 PM
i dont do forced inebriation, i do it just fine myself
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 12:20 PM
When you are an alcoholic you start looking for ways to spice up the relationship
c0rndog 29-Jul-17 01:34 PM
My favorite drinking game is the one where you lift the bottle to your mouth and drink
Nothing like cutting out the middle man
Ozmiander 29-Jul-17 02:11 PM
weak
amalilakab 29-Jul-17 02:21 PM
Some of yo uclearly have shitty lives and don't need incentive to drink.
I, on the other hand, do have to play games to drink. My life is awesome.
Prude 29-Jul-17 02:21 PM
I feel like the enlightened play is to merely not drink
Ozmiander 29-Jul-17 02:22 PM
i feel like the |"lol i don't need to drink|" crowd are just as insufferable as the alcoholics
Prude 29-Jul-17 02:22 PM
They don't as often get people killed because of their irresponsibility, they have that going for them
Ozmiander 29-Jul-17 02:23 PM
really?> cause you're making me want to kill everyone and myself
Prude 29-Jul-17 02:23 PM
But actually at least in my own life, I've very seldom made it clear I don't drink (with occasional exception) without first being prompted
some people then take that to be incredibly odd and want to prod as to why or try to convince me to change my mind instead of just accepting it and being like "hey this person doesn't like drinking that much"
Marski 29-Jul-17 04:07 PM
2 ez chicken dinners today
i kinda wish the most viable strategy wasnt just getting a rifle and sitting in a bush in the middle of the zone
i never even have good stuff i just surprise people with the ol bush
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 05:18 PM
Bushman theory. Top play.
Don't think otherwise.
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 06:05 PM
@deleted-role Meat on the menu tonight?
Ozmiander 29-Jul-17 06:06 PM
yes
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 06:06 PM
nice
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:06 PM
Dunno if I can run it anymore
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 06:06 PM
internet?
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:06 PM
Video card died
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 06:07 PM
oh dang.
that southern humidity.
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:07 PM
Maybe I shouldnt keep my PC outside all day
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 06:08 PM
living in the open better than fucking roofs.
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:08 PM
Well I gotta have it to where I can sit on my porch and watch my slaves
c0rndog 29-Jul-17 06:08 PM
Why did u do dat
what are windows
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:09 PM
But I cant sit in a rocking chair with my mint julip with a window in the way
c0rndog 29-Jul-17 06:09 PM
Also you aren't fooling me, Taylor, you guys banned slaves 4 years ago
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:09 PM
Duh
Did we?
c0rndog 29-Jul-17 06:09 PM
That's what we tell the gobmint
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:09 PM
We never got rid of slavery
We just renamed it to the NFL
TEKNOIR 29-Jul-17 06:11 PM
Jokes on us.
Alabama doesn't have an NFL team.
It's just slaves.
Taylor 29-Jul-17 06:11 PM
??
We've got an NFL team
They just dont play in the NFL
hindered 29-Jul-17 06:29 PM
@deleted-role play this game
with me, ideally
hindered 29-Jul-17 07:12 PM
dropped into a city, but the buildings didnt load
i could still see the loot inside tho
didnt get a good pic, but heres floaty guys
http://i.imgur.com/ukULxf2.jpg
Taylor 29-Jul-17 08:14 PM
https://twitter.com/linustech/status/891164633209241600
Scuba Steve 29-Jul-17 11:52 PM
haha, a delightful 3 fps
amalilakab 30-Jul-17 05:36 AM
@Burrito Camp that, boi! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/162820951
Burrito 30-Jul-17 05:42 AM
Yeeees, you got the clip. Do you have the whole broadcast? I'm kind of curious to know when I forgot I was push to talk and went silent killer mode.
amalilakab 30-Jul-17 05:44 AM
Most certainly. For the past few weeks I've just been uploading every stream to my yotube channel (not public) so it'll always be there. It's still on twitch too tho. What day was this, I stream a lot....
Oh you know, we didn't play many games with mr. ska. Probably wont' be hard to find. I'll look
Burrito 30-Jul-17 05:45 AM
I think it's the second 'grasping for 2k' vid, I'm looking right now
amalilakab 30-Jul-17 05:48 AM
at least you can basically jump at 10-15m intervals and just see which players I'm with
I'm checkin' another vid
Burrito 30-Jul-17 06:01 AM
I found it @amalilakab , it's the public test server vod
amalilakab 30-Jul-17 06:09 AM
ugh
Of course, the fuckin 10 hour stream
hindered 30-Jul-17 07:29 AM
@deleted-role sunday mourning pubg
Mugen 30-Jul-17 08:33 AM
Check out this video "Boom Head Shot" http://www.twitch.tv/mugenchamp/v/163101508?sr=a&t=0s
I didn't sleep
http://www.twitch.tv/mugenchamp/v/163101351?sr=a&t=0s
hindered 30-Jul-17 02:29 PM
@deleted-role play this game
amalilakab 30-Jul-17 03:00 PM
LOl you killed NIGGERFAGGOT with iron sights lol
and fuck yea hchicken dinner
amalilakab 30-Jul-17 11:07 PM
@Taylor let's duo
I already watched Game of Thrones, but now I'm going to watch Rick & Morty. You don't want me to be happy? Get your shit together, @deleted-role. Get it all together and put it in a tier 3 backpack. All your shit, so it's together. And if you've got to take it somewhere, take it to the military base and sell it or put it in Gatka, I don't care what you do. You just gotta get your shit together. Get your shit together.
Taylor 30-Jul-17 11:45 PM
Pinned a message.
Mugen 31-Jul-17 01:42 AM
@deleted-role anyone down?
A COP IRL 31-Jul-17 02:04 AM
You assholes always play when I'm working
I'm onto you fuckers
Simplyjack 31-Jul-17 02:13 AM
tfw UK hours by necessity
tfw pubg stream ban drama is gay and bad and turning me off more
tfw STILL cant win a fucking match
>tfw no point
wolfs 31-Jul-17 02:13 AM
tbh I feel like pubg is a better solo game
hiding and killing simulator 2017
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 02:26 AM
YES
wolfs 31-Jul-17 02:38 AM
the decrease in weapon spawns in mp isnt as fun
A COP IRL 31-Jul-17 02:40 AM
Yeah the streamsnipe drama has me concerned
How long till one of us gets 10bux'd for killing some crybaby streamer
https://mobile.twitter.com/TannerSlays/status/891563287942483968/video/1
Simplyjack 31-Jul-17 03:33 AM
nice
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 06:33 AM
PRO STRAT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGZceNc_l2I&feature=youtu.be
Taylor 31-Jul-17 12:15 PM
https://twitter.com/PLAYERUNKNOWN/status/892020709400092673
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 01:18 PM
So apparently Ray Black Jr. and Garrett Smithley from the Xfinity series both play PUBG. Black was playing with tmartin and the best they could muster was a 3rd place duo finish.
Scuba Steve 31-Jul-17 01:25 PM
I really wish I had recorded my solo win in a UAZ
the circle was just south of the warehouses near the hospital, and I just did brodies in the UAZ runing people over until I managed to jeep the last guy
Quornes 31-Jul-17 01:49 PM
teknoir who are the dudes you're talking about or Xfinity?
Lancek 31-Jul-17 01:52 PM
@Quornes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xfinity_Series
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 02:16 PM
Probably because you have to turn right.
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 04:10 PM
F1 Master Racing.
Hazlen 31-Jul-17 04:10 PM
https://scontent-dft4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/20286936101557263073179222480700397598116479_o.jpg?oh=aa963ca04234d4cbf88334fd7f04a583&oe=59ED57EC
Ozmiander 31-Jul-17 04:11 PM
the funny thing is that nascar road races are actually awesome
Hazlen 31-Jul-17 04:12 PM
yeah a lot of people don't know that
nascar is more that just going fast and turning left
but that's the popular image of it so that's what people imagine it's always like
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 04:13 PM
Watkins Glen this weekend. Gon b LITAF
Ozmiander 31-Jul-17 04:15 PM
3.5h to watkins glen international from here
and yet i've never been
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 04:29 PM
Go
Ozmiander 31-Jul-17 04:31 PM
but it's too late to get into the infield with my box truck and drive around in my atv
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 04:43 PM
The way attendance has been I don't think that's a problem.
hindered 31-Jul-17 06:00 PM
@deleted-role video hamez in 30
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 07:08 PM
Getting food and weed. Will be on as soon as I get back
Mugen 31-Jul-17 07:09 PM
@amalilakabk
hindered 31-Jul-17 07:15 PM
im off for a bit, just ping me
Burrito 31-Jul-17 07:36 PM
Solo for most of the game, such an intense match
Taylor 31-Jul-17 07:41 PM
I wondered why you were solo most the match
Then I noticed who your partner was
Story checks out
Hazlen 31-Jul-17 07:43 PM
the strong carry the weak
succ knows how it goes, ask him about it
hindered 31-Jul-17 07:44 PM
one set of footprints in the sand
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 08:18 PM
@deleted-role need a 4th for next game
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:19 PM
I'm down
@deleted-role Rick and Morty Tonight 1130 PST
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 08:21 PM
sold
Burrito 31-Jul-17 08:21 PM
Wasn't that last night or is it rerunning tonight?
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:22 PM
Rerun
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 08:22 PM
it was meh
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:22 PM
50% ppl missed it
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 08:23 PM
S3 E1 was much better.
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:23 PM
Yeah
Burrito 31-Jul-17 08:23 PM
Everyone is saying it's meh because hype circlejerking for a year
¯\(ツ)/¯
I thought it was great.
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 08:23 PM
it wasnt fantastic
but it was def par for the series
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:24 PM
You a 🐦 in my book
@TEKNOIR
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 08:24 PM
Also steam news.
PUBG most played non valve game
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:24 PM
Fuck yes
A COP IRL 31-Jul-17 08:24 PM
I'm excited for hardcore
People camping in bushes gets old fast
TEKNOIR 31-Jul-17 08:25 PM
280,757 706,517 Dota 2
263,854 563,357 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
193,708 461,344 PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
52,541 61,085 Team Fortress 2
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:25 PM
I love Valve don't get me wrong.. but it's a breath of fresh air that is
Nice
Burrito 31-Jul-17 08:26 PM
Hasn't it been there for awhile though?
Mugen 31-Jul-17 08:28 PM
gonna play solo until someone wants to play
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 08:39 PM
We want to play now jackhole
but we wer ein a game
hindered 31-Jul-17 08:48 PM
@deleted-role need a 4th join shootmanz
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 11:13 PM
I'll be home in fifteen
https://clips.twitch.tv/PreciousFancyPancakeKlappa
https://clips.twitch.tv/PhilanthropicAdorableKimchiNotLikeThis
Taylor 31-Jul-17 11:35 PM
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 11:36 PM
TIL you can revive under water.
TIL there is an invisible wall you can smash into that deals damage to occupants.
Taylor 31-Jul-17 11:37 PM
TIL Mugen owns a shirt
amalilakab 31-Jul-17 11:40 PM
I think he owns two.
I think it is a vneck of some sort, but like a like not really?
Like a prepubescent vneck maybe
Burrito 01-Aug-17 01:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58T48BtnNQ8
Burrito 01-Aug-17 02:01 AM
@deleted-role One hour until PT servers get first person mode apparently
Also another airdrop only weapon, it's the SKS but this time different.
Added new weapon Mk14 EBR. Mk14 EBR is a Designated Marksman Rifle that can only be obtained from Carepackages. This weapon is chambered for 7.62mm and sniper rifle attachments
CAR HORNS HAVE BEEN ADDED
ALL IS FORGIVEN
Taylor 01-Aug-17 02:07 AM
🙏🏿
Burrito 01-Aug-17 02:08 AM
Also skirts and jean short shorts
For dudes
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 02:09 AM
carhorns
fuckyes
whendothespecialcratescomeout
Burrito 01-Aug-17 02:09 AM
The two new ones that are free are in the update.
Paid one is next up.
http://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1451700696565067398
Skirts are the rarest drop in both boxes zzz
Jean short shorts are only purp tier tho
>Added new feature to report players
You all know what to do. Spam it 24/7
hindered 01-Aug-17 02:12 AM
my pubg avatar is genderfluid
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 04:01 AM
I applied to do this: http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/07/31/join-our-playerunknowns-battlegrounds-event-on-ign
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 06:23 AM
• Players may now re-enter games if they have been disconnected mid-game
• Added slight delay when using the drag-and-drop feature on items in inventory UI. We implemented this delay to provide a fair gameplay environment to all players
• Reduced cast time of First Aid Kit / Painkiller to 6 seconds
• Reduced cast time of Med Kit / Adrenaline Syringe to 8 seconds
• Fixed an issue of the reloading sound getting played repetitively after dropping a weapon while reloading
• Fixed a bug where weapons would continue to play looped reload animation even after canceling the reload

http://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1451700696565067398
Also, I made a shitty video because I'm hyped about the dark tower movie https://youtu.be/EzjTO7wxtaw
TEKNOIR 01-Aug-17 07:42 AM
That's all you @Taylor
Simplyjack 01-Aug-17 07:58 AM
bretty well done amal
Burrito 01-Aug-17 02:30 PM
@amalilakab So what is this IGN thing and do you have a partnet?
Deleted User c818cb28 01-Aug-17 02:40 PM
Any mods for pubg where I can make it say "winner winner chicken nigger" at the end
Burrito 01-Aug-17 02:42 PM
You would be banned for that. A nigger once kicked Brendan through a window.
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:18 PM
@Burrito I'm not sure what it is about, just seemed like a good way to possibly do something fun and possibly. @SteelingPort did you submit?
Lancek 01-Aug-17 03:19 PM
In honor of me learning the term plunkbat this channel is being renamed 😎
Taylor 01-Aug-17 03:20 PM
Sounds better than pubguh
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:21 PM
Guys, they changed the event. It will be o nthe 7th at 6pm instead. They didnt' get enough response. We should all do this.
Fill his server with bmw faggots
@Mugen
If @SteelingPort @Mugen @Taylor @Burrito & @TEKNOIR join, then we all have a partner and we take up a few slots. I think it is just to see reactions and is all in all a normal game? I don't know.
Taylor 01-Aug-17 03:23 PM
🙏🏿
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:24 PM
You guys should do it. This could be ours.
You just have to submit a couple short videos. They also don't REQUIRE a cam of your face and you can opt out of that as long as you still record your voice separately.
@hindered you make an odd number, but you should get in on this too.
Anyone who plays @deleted-role should join. I think we raid this bitch.
Taylor 01-Aug-17 03:27 PM
🙏🏿
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:31 PM
Hazlen 01-Aug-17 03:34 PM
c'mon bimmers you can win these events
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:35 PM
^^
Don't think, tay, just do.
Top 10 will be all us
Hazlen 01-Aug-17 03:39 PM
Tay is he of little faith
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:39 PM
@Ozmiander @Quornes shit, who else am I forgetting.
Quornes 01-Aug-17 03:39 PM
im going to work later
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:40 PM
The event isn't until the 7th at 6pm
Quornes 01-Aug-17 03:40 PM
working
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:40 PM
😦
Quornes 01-Aug-17 03:40 PM
i work nights
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 03:40 PM
Damn.
TEKNOIR 01-Aug-17 04:18 PM
I'll try.
hindered 01-Aug-17 04:39 PM
I fucked up my heatsink
amalilakab 01-Aug-17 04:45 PM
oh no
In what way?
hindered 01-Aug-17 04:47 PM
The fasteners
hindered 01-Aug-17 07:20 PM
i think im stabilized
@deleted-role
who wants to help me test my system
Mugen 01-Aug-17 07:39 PM
We should play and conspire to win together in a final shot out
hindered 01-Aug-17 07:45 PM
lets do it
Taylor 02-Aug-17 09:15 PM
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/892929724908838912
Game changer
A COP IRL 03-Aug-17 01:20 AM
God ffp is so good
so much more fun
no campfests
Taylor 03-Aug-17 01:25 AM
You playing ptrs?
Im thinking I may enjoy that more
Be more Rust-like
Of course I sucked at Rust combat so
🤷🏿
amalilakab 03-Aug-17 01:59 AM
SAo stoked for ffp
A COP IRL 03-Aug-17 05:22 AM
Patch is live
@deleted-role
and yeah FPP rules
TEKNOIR 03-Aug-17 09:07 AM
YES!
hindered 03-Aug-17 12:05 PM
im up for first person duos
Taylor 03-Aug-17 12:42 PM
The First person patch is live?
hindered 03-Aug-17 12:48 PM
yup
and new clothes
Taylor 03-Aug-17 01:04 PM
🔥
hindered 03-Aug-17 01:09 PM
also honking
A COP IRL 03-Aug-17 03:24 PM
I love honking people
in the end game
they get so fucking mad
rofl
A COP IRL 03-Aug-17 05:57 PM
@deleted-role important image admins please sticky
wolfs 03-Aug-17 06:50 PM
first person solo is excellent
TEKNOIR 03-Aug-17 06:50 PM
@deleted-role shooty mans
Ozmiander 03-Aug-17 06:51 PM
yes
hindered 03-Aug-17 06:54 PM
need a 4th
Mugen 03-Aug-17 07:00 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedConcernedRutabagaNerfBlueBlaster?ttmedium=clipsapi&tt_content=url
Taylor 03-Aug-17 10:32 PM
Protip: If you have a lot of coins backed up
Buy the limited time crates
Sell for 2.70 a pop
I made back half the money I spent on this game selling the crates
Taylor 03-Aug-17 11:53 PM
They fixed FPP servers yet?
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 12:00 AM
Not to my understanding
Why did you piss off God, tay
This is your fault somehow
Taylor 04-Aug-17 12:00 AM
They had to add lag to compensate for how good I am
Yeah last tweet was 10 hours ago
So I assume its still fucked
https://i.redd.it/zcwo3vmcxkdz.jpg
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 03:31 AM
Still pretty bad.
I just want to do FPP DUO with you guys.
@TEKNOIR FPP duo and carry me? Your arms are so strong.
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 06:20 AM
fpp IS SO GOOD THO
TEKNOIR 04-Aug-17 07:40 AM
at 4:30 am?! Shit I'm getting up for work then.
hindered 04-Aug-17 08:16 AM
i think im going to wfh, so i should be available for games throughout the day
hindered 04-Aug-17 01:29 PM
@deleted-role im playin
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 04:01 PM
No, you're not.
@deleted-role someone wanna duo FPP with me?
Taylor 04-Aug-17 04:02 PM
Is it fixed?
Oh yeah apparently it is
Lets do it @amalilakab
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 04:04 PM
gfuck yes
Umm, our first FPP https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegateFilthyCrabSquadGoals
hindered 04-Aug-17 04:25 PM
lol
Taylor 04-Aug-17 04:26 PM
Not Pictured: Me mowing him and his friend down
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 06:17 PM
"Inside Playerunknown"(edited)
Hazlen 04-Aug-17 06:26 PM
spooky
Simplyjack 04-Aug-17 06:36 PM
https://static.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_small/255/2550934/2869142-8930472771-Unity.jpg
Ozmiander 04-Aug-17 07:10 PM
https://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/ctd/d/1989-uaz-469-rhb-chemical/6228963134.html
hindered 04-Aug-17 07:19 PM
would drive to pochinki
TEKNOIR 04-Aug-17 08:31 PM
not me tonight.
Waiting on spackle to dry so I can sand and install my new security panel.
then got put up sensors
tommorow i installing cameras so i gotta run a 100 feet of cable in the attic.
Non neet shit
its so much fun.
hindered 04-Aug-17 09:18 PM
melted an entire squad from a roof and then ran over myself in a uaz going for a crate
Ozmiander 04-Aug-17 09:24 PM
i just mounted a winch to my new atv, gotta run the wiring tomorrow because it's hot as balllllls
hindered 04-Aug-17 09:28 PM
i winch u would post in the right channel
Ozmiander 04-Aug-17 09:33 PM
nahhhhhh
hindered 04-Aug-17 09:34 PM
ur literally dennis nedry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d921M-ACMM4
amalilakab 04-Aug-17 10:35 PM
@Taylor fpp duo?
Taylor 04-Aug-17 10:36 PM
I'll be on in 20
hindered 04-Aug-17 11:44 PM
https://imgur.com/n4dt2uk
http://i.imgur.com/I9GM9p8.png
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 02:17 AM
tHAT IS USEful as hell
A COP IRL 05-Aug-17 06:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_q-On0CBS8&feature=youtu.be
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 02:26 PM
New School
Old School
Taylor 05-Aug-17 02:39 PM
Lets go re-enact a school shooting
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 02:46 PM
FUCK WHY IS EVERYONE ON NOW
Why isnt' FPP squads a thing
If one of you idiots wants a stupid shirt: https://teespring.com/pubgoldschool#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front
A COP IRL 05-Aug-17 03:08 PM
Ffp squad is coming soon™
Nonpoint 05-Aug-17 03:09 PM
wonder if that buildling has the same internal layout as columbine
A COP IRL 05-Aug-17 03:18 PM
It does not.
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 04:41 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/SuaveKnottyTapirPermaSmug
Taylor 05-Aug-17 04:44 PM
:salt:
OniichanBot 05-Aug-17 04:44 PM
hindered 05-Aug-17 06:14 PM
https://imgur.com/7tt9GFk
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 06:49 PM
@Mugen
Mugen 05-Aug-17 06:50 PM
Fuck yes!!
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 06:51 PM
See, always shotgun
amalilakab 05-Aug-17 10:47 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallExpensiveSpindleDatSheffy
I instald wall hacks guise, you shud two
c0rndog 06-Aug-17 04:07 PM
I killed an entire squad for the win
I downed one then one crawled up to revive
down him
3rd guy comes to revive
down him
last guy runs out of cover to revive the 3 I downed
gets killed
Taylor 06-Aug-17 04:09 PM
Oh look
Duhbs dead
SHOCKER
c0rndog 06-Aug-17 04:51 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQVE7tQutnw someone recorded it
c0rndog 06-Aug-17 05:33 PM
squad total of 22 kills
1/25 of the game did a little over 1/5 of the work
Simplyjack 06-Aug-17 05:50 PM
🔫
amalilakab 06-Aug-17 06:36 PM
Tay is the worst
Also, only FPP counts now.
c0rndog 06-Aug-17 07:28 PM
whatever nerd
TEKNOIR 06-Aug-17 07:45 PM
Satiated
Simplyjack 06-Aug-17 07:53 PM
.yt electric avenue
TrapBot 06-Aug-17 07:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0
c0rndog 06-Aug-17 11:21 PM
Fpp is 💩
Literally shit
Garbage
amalilakab 06-Aug-17 11:36 PM
Wrong
FPP is where men play.
Shitheads need 3rd person
c0rndog 06-Aug-17 11:38 PM
nope
its actually shit
>increased speed in which you bleed out for some reason
the fucking accuracy model has been changed for no apparent reason
guns just dont wanna kill
its like handicapping yourself for no reason
its saying "i think im too good at golf, I might as well just just shatter my leg into dust to add a few strokes to my score"
its bad
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:08 AM
Yeah, that is what I just said. it is where men play.
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:13 AM
@Septapus comic 1
Septapus 07-Aug-17 12:13 AM
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:13 AM
NOOO
FU K
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:13 AM
Maybe it's just too hard for you cornbaby
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:14 AM
tfw you fuck up potentially good comic
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:14 AM
But corndog was bragging about stacking kills in what's essentially the my little pony mode of pubg
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:15 AM
>little pony mode
>normal mode
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:15 AM
ecksdee
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:15 AM
>Engaging in reddit dick waving over FPP
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:15 AM
its the same game
im getting the same amount of kills
its just shit
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:16 AM
https://www.twitch.tv/thatisdope
He is playing a servre
ARs only
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:16 AM
also tell me more
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:16 AM
8 man teams
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:16 AM
from those
with
0 wins
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
All in hearing is excuse for being shit
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
I'm going to play
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
with just got top 5 in a first person on the first run
so like
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
i played 2 rounds and died within the 80s
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
Where's your 10+ kills games
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
okay bud
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
im the worst
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
Ain't nobody here with 0 wins
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
ahem
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
me and burrito took down like 12 people together
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
Real man play NA FPP
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:17 AM
>13 kills
>easy mode
Neat
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
on the fpp
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
If I wanted to shoot fish in a barrel I'd go to AS squads xD xD
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
>Easy mode
>Can't get 10+ kills
>Easy mode
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
its not an ecksdee "hard mode" its an ecksdee "handicap mode"
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
>Enemies use the same perspective
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
Maybe you're just not good enough
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
again
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
🤷
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:18 AM
we just got top 5
you have no wins across all 3 modes
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
.. wrong
TrapBot 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
:speakinghead: channel https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OyUx7SOf_o/maxresdefault.jpg
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
Dammit bot
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
Stats reset, try winning in the past month
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
.i trump wrong
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
god i love ASCII/ANSI art
.i 5 ANSI art
TrapBot 07-Aug-17 12:19 AM
https://cdn.arstechnica.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ansiblondieby_ice.png
http://creativejs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ansi-art.png
http://i.imgur.com/IbirG37.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7qGY2Q3FW6U/hqdefault.jpg
https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/6zpub3muexa.jpg
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:20 AM
Move those goal posts harder
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:20 AM
I was top 2k hbu
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:20 AM
Then why do you suck so bad in fpp?
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:21 AM
Top 5 second game
I wasn't the one bleeding out constantly.
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:21 AM
2nd place last game
Lost because SOMEONE looted
To a guy named swaggymcyolo
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:22 AM
Maybe you'd have a win if you didn't have to rely solely on your teammates 🤷
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:22 AM
I'm shocked I can even hear you talking out your ass like that
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:23 AM
>Lost because someone looted
Blaming team
Git gud
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:23 AM
@Septapus comic 9
Septapus 07-Aug-17 12:23 AM
wolfs 07-Aug-17 12:23 AM
i like playing chicken with people in the plane
dont get out, make it autodrop you
punch to death anyone that did likewise
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:24 AM
Maybe get above top 5 and I'll take your advice
wolfs 07-Aug-17 12:24 AM
its not advice
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:24 AM
Not you faggot
wolfs 07-Aug-17 12:24 AM
oh alright
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:24 AM
The other faggot
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
How many kills did you have that game
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
3? 4?
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
LOL
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
@Septapus comic 9
Septapus 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
We about to move goalposts again?
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:25 AM
There are no goalposts here.
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:26 AM
tfw people getting tilted over fuck all
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:26 AM
Winning is winning
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:26 AM
Don't be a Joe and flail wild bit accusations
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 12:26 AM
i mean if you move yours any further up it might as well be in our halfside
Taylor 07-Aug-17 12:26 AM
I'm not the ones crying about a mode they suck at
And dying on this hill
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 12:27 AM
@Septapus comic 8
Septapus 07-Aug-17 12:27 AM
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:28 AM
@Septapus comic 2
Septapus 07-Aug-17 12:28 AM
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:28 AM
DAMN
It's smart
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:44 AM
You hit 2k once. You don't get ot keep claiming that if you dont' hit it every reset
8 man teams are interesting
The game mode is based on arma
fpp is normal(edited)
and 3rd is not
therefore, 3rd person is the handicapped mode. It give syou a handicap so you can see more and hopefully die less.
Also
I totally lost that game for us by going for loot being an idiot
there was 1 guy left and I'm na idiot
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:49 AM
Haven't played as much since then. Need to play a lot to get rating up.
I'll get it again.
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:49 AM
I believe it
Now carry me to chicken dinner in man mode
Burrito 07-Aug-17 12:50 AM
We got a 3 man rn
If you want in next
In hotdogs
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 12:50 AM
uhhh yeah I'll do a 3rd
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 02:32 AM
Simplyjack 07-Aug-17 04:51 AM
amalilakab 07-Aug-17 05:13 AM
Oh, @Mugen how could you miss all of those shots? You had the drop on him! https://clips.twitch.tv/ComfortableElegantCurryCoolStoryBob
@Simplyjack let's play sometime. We'll get you a some roasted chicken.
Fuckin' rain victory too. My fave.
A COP IRL 07-Aug-17 09:07 PM
God I want a night map
With rain
And shit like flashlights too
Taylor 07-Aug-17 09:15 PM
Best thing about fpp is sneaking up on somebody and scaring them
c0rndog 07-Aug-17 09:27 PM
Night map like call of duty night or like Arma night
A COP IRL 07-Aug-17 11:03 PM
Arms night
Fucking dark
Arma*
Burrito 08-Aug-17 01:21 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/SlipperyWonderfulKoalaEleGiggle
>Constantly complain about cheaters and stream snipers
>Use exploits
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 03:44 AM
That guy seems like a garbage person
Maybe not as bad as tyler1
Burrito 08-Aug-17 10:08 AM
If you don't know he's a good player but he whines 24/7 about cheaters and stream snipers, one of the people who started the stream sniper ban fiasco. Massive ego and a whiny bitch.
Prude 08-Aug-17 10:14 AM
jesus they ban for stream sniping too?
regardless of the quality of the game, I really fucking hate the devs lmao
Hazlen 08-Aug-17 10:16 AM
toolbags~(edited)
Simplyjack 08-Aug-17 12:29 PM
why is everyone so cucked and gayyyy
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 04:00 PM
I've watched him play a bit. A week or three ago I started. He is definitely really good, for sure, but few deaths in the time I watched were legit. Always what you say, stream sniper, lag, cheaters, 'unlucky', etc. I never got the whole "unlucky" theme people use now. Oh, that was just unlucky. Oh, you mean where the other guy chose the right action and ended you and you chose the wrong one? That was unlucky and not just an outplay? Yeah, OK.
@Prude They officially made stream sniping an offense and something they will ban over. It is in their current rule. The first three rules are "PUBG is now a safespace, don't say anything that could possibly trigger or upset people"
1. Do not use any discriminatory language, including but not limited to any language regarding ethnicity, nationality, race, gender, religion, sexual preference or personal beliefs.

2. Do not use extremely foul language, including but not limited to excessive profanity or language that is graphically sexual, grotesque, or violent.

3. Do not make threats of real-world violence or other intended harm to other players or our employees.

4. Do not harass, stalk, or purposely do things to make someone else feel uncomfortable or threatened.

http://playbattlegrounds.com/rulesOfConduct.pu
So I cannot tell people that I am white, american, I ran a race, that I'm a boy, or that I like banging girls, and I think God is a fuck face faggot.
Hazlen 08-Aug-17 04:04 PM
You disgusting cis white male
Taylor 08-Aug-17 04:04 PM
:flag:
OniichanBot 08-Aug-17 04:04 PM
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 04:07 PM
I lied about running a race; it was a dream.
Taylor 08-Aug-17 04:19 PM
Did someone say...
RACE WAR
Lancek 08-Aug-17 04:27 PM
https://media.tenor.com/images/9543655e42222c2ba2eea8da45e328bc/tenor.gif
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 05:29 PM
Why didn't the post showing the acog ranging information get pinned. RIP
OniichanBot 08-Aug-17 05:29 PM
Ya, RIP
Hazlen 08-Aug-17 05:30 PM
Pinned a message.
fixed it bb
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 05:43 PM
Pin this one.
How to rangefind with ACOG: https://imgur.com/gWe69oL
Taylor 08-Aug-17 05:43 PM
Pinned a message.
c0rndog 08-Aug-17 05:44 PM
ama
ffs
thats like saying
pin this one
Taylor 08-Aug-17 05:45 PM
Pinned a message.
c0rndog 08-Aug-17 05:45 PM
the 9/11 attacks are called the 9/11 attacks because the attacks occurred on 9/11 which is august 11th, also written as, 9/11
Taylor 08-Aug-17 05:46 PM
Its another episode of Corndog is pointlessly contrarian because hes bored and young
c0rndog 08-Aug-17 05:46 PM
but its obvious
the acog literally spells it out for you
Taylor 08-Aug-17 05:46 PM
Burrito 08-Aug-17 05:46 PM
pin me too pls u yum yum
Taylor 08-Aug-17 05:47 PM
Pin machine broke
Burrito 08-Aug-17 05:47 PM
Understandable, have a nice day.
c0rndog 08-Aug-17 05:47 PM
this mcdonalds sucks
hindered 08-Aug-17 05:57 PM
1-300m is not intuitive unless you know whats up
and further, proving it works as sighted in the game is also important
Nonpoint 08-Aug-17 06:28 PM
And even know all those bullshit rules are in place you all keep playing the game
That's supporting each and everyone of those things
TEKNOIR 08-Aug-17 06:47 PM
Range finding sucks on NATO scopes. Much easier on Pact scopes.
Simplyjack 08-Aug-17 07:36 PM
1.7 on bottom = man height
cant find a man? find a car tire and double it or so
TEKNOIR 08-Aug-17 07:54 PM
@everyone https://www.twitch.tv/videos/165035794
Keselowski plays
Taylor 08-Aug-17 07:57 PM
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 08:16 PM
?
TEKNOIR 08-Aug-17 08:22 PM
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 08:23 PM
ah
meh
TEKNOIR 08-Aug-17 08:23 PM
NASCAR champion.
And PC gamer.
I'll take it.
amalilakab 08-Aug-17 08:29 PM
lol
A COP IRL 08-Aug-17 09:58 PM
Taylor 08-Aug-17 10:00 PM
🙏🏿
c0rndog 08-Aug-17 10:22 PM
Currently in quite the game right now
hear two people fighting, come up stairs one tap a guy then open the door to a balcony and jump out and mid air fuck on a guy
then proceed to nade two others
pretty nice
Simplyjack 08-Aug-17 10:35 PM
post recording later
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:22 PM
anyone down to play duos?
or squads
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:23 PM
Tomorrow.
(TM)
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:23 PM
kk
well.. im playing now
lol
c u then
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:23 PM
i cant or ill crash
new comp tom
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:23 PM
wait the video card didn't unlock your powers
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:23 PM
it was the CPU the whole time!
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:23 PM
i called it
intel sucks
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
but i went hard on spite compuiter
nah
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
i hope you bought ryzen
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
7700k?
i think thats it
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
damn
that sucks
well.. do you stream?
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
negative
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
then u good
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:24 PM
i may OC
but i want to get a stable baseline first
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:25 PM
well you bought the k
so u should
nah OC it
until stable
then just let it ride
shhhh
its better this way
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:25 PM
i have to run prime95 for 24hrs before im happy
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:25 PM
and don't put on that shitty thermal paste
that shit makes your cpu run slower
use the plastic that cmoes with it
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:26 PM
i almost bought liquid cooled, but im gonna wait
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:26 PM
i would
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:26 PM
again, baseline
Mugen 08-Aug-17 11:26 PM
they gonna get cheap her in two months
here*
hindered 08-Aug-17 11:26 PM
like ur mam
A COP IRL 08-Aug-17 11:50 PM
Managed to push mine to a stable 5ghz with water cooling
It's a beast
amalilakab 09-Aug-17 02:02 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/ResourcefulPolishedDeerPlanking
I had a sniper and all t3. 😿
Taylor 09-Aug-17 02:04 AM
Fucking Mugen
amalilakab 09-Aug-17 03:17 AM
fml
Obviously I wasn't streaming or recording
Check up the update that is coming:

Bug Fixes

• Improved character animation when using throwables while prone
• Fixed a bug that occasionally disabled voice chat on the Starting Island
• Fixed a bug that caused your character to stand before crouching when revived
• Fixed a bug that prevented players from rebinding Unarm to an alternate key
• You can now see the mark from the character you are spectating on both the Mini Map and World Map
• Fixed a visual bug with the scope while a character you are spectating is prone on a hill
• Fixed a bug caused by changing "Graphics" - "Quality" - "Effects" from Settings
• Improved the wrist positions on the steering wheel
Simplyjack 09-Aug-17 06:03 AM
wheres the uncucked dev patch
TEKNOIR 09-Aug-17 03:14 PM
Drop school every time.
Taylor 09-Aug-17 05:56 PM
Could smell that chicken dinner
So close
Simplyjack 09-Aug-17 11:11 PM
😂 🔫
c0rndog 09-Aug-17 11:46 PM
Fpp is odd
First circle and only 40 left
It happens every time as well
Not just a one time thing it happens each time
Taylor 09-Aug-17 11:51 PM
We've noticed that too
c0rndog 09-Aug-17 11:54 PM
But after that fall off the numbers don't really drop until after the circle starts to get 100m circumference(edited)
Then it becomes Nade fest 2017
Taylor 09-Aug-17 11:56 PM
Speaking of
in a squad and one of our guys gets a trikill with the nade
Legend
c0rndog 09-Aug-17 11:57 PM
What a guy
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:07 AM
I am so fucking sick of having to argue with people who say "he was alone" when they knock someone to DBNO
DBNO means they are absolutely not alone. maybe their partner is a mile away, but that isnt' alone. They're out there somewhere. /endratn
/drunkrant
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:08 AM
Agreed
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:08 AM
This is why I don't want my cousin in BMW
among other reasons
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:08 AM
Or when people crash and the car ends up on top of a truck
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:08 AM
Fuck he is stupid sometimes
I'm going ot clip this
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:09 AM
I get what hes trying to say
but you cant 100% know that
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:11 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/CaringAnimatedWeaselCopyThis
I get that he is saying he rode a motorcycle to a hill by himself, but his friend is SOMEWHERE and we're in squads.
He kept arguing with me after clip. I just shut down game and left discord.
Too intoxicated to deal with #fakenews
You guys want drama?(edited)
This is what he text me: sigh.... I called out every position I heard gunshots or saw ppl. POV there was no surprised. You being fixated on the guy on the motorcycle that I knocked down and you killing him wasn't the issue. It was you having to be "right" on all fronts and no one else. Regardless of where i called out the enemy. The insistence on arguing on who was right vs wrong seemed to be your focus. I'm not looking at the video as much as I appreciate evidence. The reason is i drove 500 miles today, had to tell my boss $15k worth of equipment is junk, I had to replace 3 meetings afterwards, and worked 15 hours today. The last game isn't that important to me. Trying to argue a pointless point was and I wasn't in the mood to budge on calls I named loud and clear per your preference. Sorry for pissing you off. Not my best day. Hope to play with you tomorrow.
@Taylor See why I didn't want this guy coming here. Sorry you thought I was embarrassed of you/BMW.
This is the shit he does sometimes.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:27 AM
No I understood
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:27 AM
lol
I am such a shitty, mean person.
Hey, I think I figured out why I have no friends guise!
I do feel like there has been a lack of drama in BMW as of late tho
Maybe we should bring him in Kappa
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:38 AM
We've been riding high on the Albion drama
By proxy
Simplyjack 10-Aug-17 01:38 AM
DBNO?
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:38 AM
Down but not out
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:40 AM
When someone is knocked out and crawling, bu tcan still be revived because a teammate is alive
Simplyjack 10-Aug-17 01:40 AM
oh
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:45 AM
My cousin is still arguing wit hme
he just said "language is the argument"
and I said
yeah, exactly. It is imperative to have language correct in this situation so we don't assume his teammate sare also dead and we keep alert
ok I'm done, sorry
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:49 AM
Thats a good point
Like earlier when I kept saying UAZ
And you thought I meant Id found one
not that I meant one was bearing down on my location
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:50 AM
Right, I'm an idiot and I need exactness or I get confused
Unfortunately I don't know how to fix that.
I understand this about myself and unfortunately expect others to accommodate. 😦
A COP IRL 10-Aug-17 03:00 AM
@deleted-role ffp squads
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:11 AM
Yes please allah be praised https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/895543691602833408
Rejd 10-Aug-17 03:56 AM
👀
Nonpoint 10-Aug-17 10:49 AM
I'm embarrassed of @Taylor(edited)
Taylor 10-Aug-17 12:26 PM
Same but what specifically
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 12:45 PM
Squad FPP is live
@Simplyjack that means we can carry you to chicken dinner now(edited)
Taylor 10-Aug-17 12:59 PM
Shit who wants to fuck
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:02 PM
that video about DBNO I think the other guy was in the right
if that dude rolled up on a bike by himself where it was only him and his team mate was no where to be found
he is alone(edited)
I get that he went DBNO but that doesnt mean his team mate is right there, you guys forget that some people dont group up and just sorta leave their friends behind
@amalilakab that whole thing just looked like a huge misunderstanding
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:15 PM
Especially if you were playing on Asia, they literally always play squads and wander off solo.
But I agree. He was clearly saying the guy was alone and away from his squad, not that he was the last of his squad.
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:22 PM
@c0rndog I should have clipped more. We already knew where his squad was, the ywere to our right (I think NE). There was an entire squad.
@Burrito we literally knew where his squad was. He was with them, he drove about 200m to that hill and died alone, on the hill.
I even state I'm aware he died alone on the hill, but his team was still there to our NE
I do believe it was a misunderstanding
I also am just sick of hearing my male cousin keep talking aobut how it is OK to marry your cousin in the state of california. Nigga's gay and incestuous.
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:25 PM
neat
so is he like, gonna marry a girl cousin of yours now or something?
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:26 PM
But yes, certainly a misunderstanding and just incorrect use of verbiage and terms.
No, he wants to marry me
I blocked him from everythiung last night. I can't take that fool anymore
#notkidding
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:26 PM
I was about to ask why you even talk to him
but that answered that
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:26 PM
That is super fuckin gay
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:26 PM
Uhh I hadn't talked to him much in the past three years
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
before I got it out
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
I saw he had pubg and thought "oh you know, amaybe it'll be different"
it was not
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
Not only wanting to marry your cousin, but trying despite him being straight.
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
yeah
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
you must be hot as fuck ama
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
three days of playing pubg with him
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
fuk me dad
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
and never more than an hour without him making some comment about blow jobs, kissing, or cousin marrying.
For reals
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:27 PM
'I know he's not into dudes but maybe if it's also incestuous it'll be cool with him'
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:28 PM
Right?
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:28 PM
is that Mugen or someone else?
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:28 PM
Dude
if it is your family, it ain't gay
It's like prison
No, Mugen is just a dude I know through other dudes.
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:28 PM
aight
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:28 PM
JSY/jisamaniac is my real life cousin.
There is a reason we used his discord.
When I first told tay that we needed to switch servers and not be on bmw
he thougth I was embarrassed of bmw lolol(edited)
Anyway, stupid shit I wish wasn't in my life
I understand he was saying the guy came to the hill alone. I think that in the heat of the moment if you say he has no partner (which he clearly did, somewhere) that you cause players like myself who panic to fuck up omre.
If someone id DBNO you should always assume their friends are coming for you.
Sure, it may not be true, but if you don't play that way you are going to lose some unknown percentage unnecessarily. Just always play like they're coming for you. Also
in that specific situation, we saw him ride from the NE from the squad he himself had already called out
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:30 PM
it is true
but we have a wild card
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:30 PM
then he got mad at me for killing a DBNO guy
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:30 PM
burrito
you think he's coming
but he's not
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:30 PM
I said yes, normally I strongly agree, but I killed that guy for two reasons
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:31 PM
but the good thing is the enemies think he's coming as well
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:31 PM
first; he aws in my path and so it wasn't that big a deal
second and mainly, WE KNE WHERE HIS SQUAD WAS AND I DIDN'T WNAT THEM TO HAVE A REASON TO COME TO THE HILL
we had a squad in front, to the left, and his to the right
we were super surrounded
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:31 PM
thats how it always ends up for me
I get cluster fucked by like 4 groups at once
that cant see eachother but can all see me
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:31 PM
Yeah, but you're into that
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:31 PM
feels bad
only if they're traps
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:32 PM
also, STPeach is playing PUBG right now
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:32 PM
and cousins :^)
I have her nudes somewhere
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:32 PM
share right now
I wouldn't call her very good at the game, but she is certainly not incompetent
Although she does get upset when people don't give coords, but she never gives them out before starting to fire.
but boobs
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:42 PM
Im seeing a lot of words here
But none of them say Hey taylor lets FPP Squad
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:45 PM
hey taylor
lets not fpp squads
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:45 PM
Ah damn bamboozled again
hindered 10-Aug-17 01:47 PM
Tomorrow(TM)
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 01:48 PM
I be back on later
imma run and get my oil changed and shit and get some NC pit bbq sauce
got a hog in the smoker boys
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:50 PM
Don't be a tease
pics
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:52 PM
i just made breakfast, going to eat and then do dishes. I'll be on in about an hour
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:53 PM
just got caught up here, whoah amals cousin wants to marry him wtf
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:53 PM
For years I just thought his incestuous jokes were just jokes.
His sister has even told me once
"If you weren't my cousin, I'd totally date you."
I was like, bitch, if you weren't my cousin I'd talk so much shit about you and I'd make you feel bad for being the shitty person you are.
That family dude, that family.
Part of me wants to go through and take clips of some of his "jokes"
but most of me just wants to move forward
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:54 PM
Too bad he's not a qt trap, cause that wouldn't be gay just slightly incestuous
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:54 PM
what is a qt trap?
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:54 PM
@Prude can explain better
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:55 PM
It's straighter than being into women, my dude.
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:55 PM
I guess it's this new fad these days where cute boys become cute girls and steal all the straight guys away from the other womens
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:56 PM
Wait that is a thing?
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:56 PM
Look
As we know
Prude is a fraud
See: #announcements
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:56 PM
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:56 PM
Because he doesn't have a penis?
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:57 PM
How the fuck does ama not know about traps
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:57 PM
That'd be a reverse trap
which also isn't gay
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:57 PM
Dubs and BMW is a trap discord for atleast the rest of the day
.roll 1d1000
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 01:57 PM
.roll 1d1000
Taylor 10-Aug-17 01:57 PM
Whats with Trapbot today?
Burrito 10-Aug-17 01:58 PM
trips for burrito theme 🎉
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 01:58 PM
With a trap iguess
Too busy to bot.
and I don't know about traps because I live under a rock
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:00 PM
I'm sure you know of Transgenders, a trap is a MtF that passes good enough you can't tell
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:00 PM
Ah ok yeah then I know what traps are. There was that australian mtf that won their version of american idol or w/e
Burrito 10-Aug-17 02:00 PM
Don't got to be trans to be a trap, just feminine.
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:01 PM
Looked it up
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:01 PM
Just using an example but yeah you don't have to be trans to be a trap
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:01 PM
Courtney Act?
What do you mean you don't have to be trains to be a trap
a gay man pulling a straight guy is alsoa trap?
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:02 PM
the only requirement is feminity
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:02 PM
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:02 PM
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:02 PM
There are only two dudes in that photo
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:02 PM
Lets try again
Dubs and we are a trap discord
.roll 1d1000
Burrito 10-Aug-17 02:02 PM
A trap is, on the most basic level, a dude who could be confused for a girl. Hence the name of trap.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:03 PM
It was literally just working
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:03 PM
.i felix trap
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:03 PM
!thinking
REEEEEEE RAMNODE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://twitter.com/NodeStatus/status/895721262369996800
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:04 PM
OK so a trap is a man or previously man or working on not being a man or just a man who looks/acts/dresses/makeups to look like a woman that goes for straight men
Could also be switched for female
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:04 PM
Yes, but a trap is always a man
Trap =/= trans
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:04 PM
Oh ok
always a man or previously was man
Lancek 10-Aug-17 02:04 PM
a trap is a man with a feminine penis
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:04 PM
A trap doesnt identify as a woman
Lancek 10-Aug-17 02:04 PM
Really need to get @Prude in here for this
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:05 PM
Not always but if they do idc I'd call em a chick
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:05 PM
Well then they wouldnt be a trap
Theyd be trans
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:05 PM
either way it's not gay
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:05 PM
Juries still out
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:05 PM
What is gay anymore
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:05 PM
BMW
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:06 PM
No
My cousin
That nigga is gay
incestuously so
I think he might only be gay for me though
So weird dude. What fucking timeline are we living in dude.
I feel like this life is a video game being played by @Rejd
Everything finally makes sense.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:07 PM
Leave it to the Germans toc reate a game that outputs this level of autism
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:08 PM
I remember when I was 21 years old. I was still pretty ignorant on so many things because of my sheltered upbrining, but I was living in Oakland and I remember being on BARF (bay area riders forum, a motorcycle riders forum) and a guy talking about this chick he went on a date with.
This was in the kitchen sink part of the forum
and he said things went well, really well and the chick went back to his place and gave him the best bj of his life.
Then told him he was trans and just walked out.
The germans didn't create a gmae that outputs this level of autism, obviously it was the chinese. It is just the german who maximizes all the autism settings.
You know, like they did in WW2
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:10 PM
Someone accidently gave control of the Gayness variable to rejd and he cranked it to 11 and broke the knob off
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:10 PM
That is seriously untrue
You know he wrote a script
also, in included LEDs
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:10 PM
Also wtf that dude is a pussy, if she gave the best head of his life he could atleast get her number for continued no strings sexy time
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:11 PM
This was a decade ago and I'm sure I'm missing details.
Burrito 10-Aug-17 02:11 PM
I heard something about breaking knobs off?
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:11 PM
The girl who gave him head definitely had a penis, I remember that much, but I don't think he whipped it out
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:11 PM
Yeah the knob was replaced with a beninine benis
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:12 PM
IIRC, which I probably don't, he probably had a convo at dinner and my guess he said something sexist or biggotted about it. I think the trans was trying to prove a point based on stuff that happend during date or prior convo. Not sure
been too long
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:13 PM
Still waiting for a wall of text prudepost on the merits of traps
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:15 PM
Maybe I'm just setting a trap
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:15 PM
"Well, you see....."
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
So I guess I knew/know what traps were more or less just didn't rewally knoe the term even though I've seen you guys using it quite a bit lately.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
Ok lets break it down
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
maybe I should become amaliltrap
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
.i pretty woman
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
http://hotcountry1035.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/pretty.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
Thats a woman
She was born a woman
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
yuck
I'll take the trap
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
She says shes a woman
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
.yt bailey jay are traps gay
@TrapBot
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
.i greatest american challenge
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:16 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AumE15FSJNs/hqdefault.jpg
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
gay, you wrong trapbot
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
http://static.zerochan.net/Felix.Argyle.full.2018176.jpg
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
wait
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
This is a trap
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
why did trapbot work for you but not me
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
He was born a boy
And still says hes a boy
While dressing and acting like a girl
.i Bailey Jay
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
http://apollo-na-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/1426906468903/baileyJay.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
Thats a tranny
Born a man, says hes a woman
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
Trapbot likes me more
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
bailey is certified trap
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:17 PM
Damn
I could definitely be duped I think
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:18 PM
He passes real well
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:18 PM
whats uh
the other one that prude found
something mars?(edited)
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:18 PM
Uh
Yeah, I dont recall
.i Natalie Mars
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:18 PM
https://a.ltrbxd.com/avatar/twitter/1/2/8/9/3/1/shard/httppbs.twimg.comprofileimages748358159564050434_4tNPJeqU.jpg?k=260b1be38e
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:18 PM
natalie mars
haha
Googled "mars transgender"
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:19 PM
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:19 PM
Also passes
.i Riley Dennis
Not so much
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:19 PM
buck angel is a reverse trap
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:19 PM
No Buck is trans
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
I know nothing
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
He also looks more masculine than anyone in this discord
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
Traps identify as their birth gender
Trans do not
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
Damnit this shit is right up prudes alley where is that bastard
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
Its not that hard you transphobic shitlords
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
I feel like this is information I should know, but I also don't really want to.
But it is like cancer. If you get cancer or could get cancer, you want to know everything about it and how to avoid and treat it.
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
.i natalie mars i showed you my beef
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:20 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rkwLQWV.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
🤔
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
I don't know anything anymore
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
Theres another one that used to be posted on 4chan a lot
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
.i showed you my dick answer me
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0570/19/1476148811175.png
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
damnit trapbot
I think I know the one you're talking about
the chick cosplaying as dva
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
.i valentine trans
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
sorry plunkbat, I know not what i've done
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:21 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vTYYzy51gxs/UsBNqg8qTNI/AAAAAAAAPiY/QT6T6PKOn3E/s1600/samantha+8.PNG
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
.i trump wrong
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xLd9DJq2l2VFtu/giphy.gif
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
#pubg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
Oh here we go
Really rolling the dice on this one
.i valentina tans
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
https://media.licdn.com/mpr/mpr/shrinknp200200/AAEAAQAAAAAAAAP0AAAAJDg4YjczNjQ3LWU0NDktNDVmNy05YmU3LWM4NDcxNWY2ZDZiYQ.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:22 PM
bmw trap discord?
.roll 1d1000?
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
🎲 => 503
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
.i valentina trans
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/qvli0w4.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
Thats a man
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
wow
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
Nah fam
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
went all out on the tits
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
.i Has science gone too far
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/496/681/94a.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
That but a picture of him
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:23 PM
That's 100% woman, don't be a bigot tay.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
Trapbot, search for "pictures of valentinas penis"
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
There is a trans MtF that follows me on twitch.
She's really nice
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
Would you beat?
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
But she definitely hit every branch when she fell down the ugly tree
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/iUeKela.png
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
Jesus dude
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:24 PM
I don't care about trans or them being into me just like I don't care about homosexuals and them being into me.
I have often pondered if I met a really hot dude who had a vagina... like... I think my programming would just cause me to self destruct
really hot "dude"
I have no issues with calling them he or she
I think I take issue with the new pronouns?
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:25 PM
.i reverse trap
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:25 PM
http://a1.res.cloudinary.com/csicdn/image/upload/cpad,h300,w_300/v1/Images/Products/YuGiOh%20Art/Battle%20Pack%202%20War%20of%20the%20Giants/full/BP02EN169.jpg
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:25 PM
Damnit
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
.i astolfo
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
http://img13.deviantart.net/994e/i/2016/061/4/c/astolfobymasabodo-d9tom8t.jpg
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
.yt but he's a guy
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXsYUa3JJwI
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
.i ruka
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
http://www.snow-forecast.com/pistemaps/Rukapistemapfull.jpg
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
.i ruka steins
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:26 PM
http://avvesione.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/steinsgate-18-ruka-female-date-dressed_up.jpg
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:27 PM
I guess you could say traps are a minor obsession here in BMW
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:27 PM
Whats a better bit
:sbarros: or traps
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 02:27 PM
Most notably because of the lack of gayness in being with a trap
Idk sbarro was pretty good
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:34 PM
I know so little.
Oh shit
I think I might have just found a good reference for a trap
.i always sunny carmen
TrapBot 10-Aug-17 02:36 PM
http://www.itsalways.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Carmen.png
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:36 PM
No
Thats trans
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:36 PM
This was preop
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:37 PM
Still trans
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:37 PM
What would a trap call themselves?
Taylor 10-Aug-17 02:37 PM
Trap: Born a boy, identifies as a boy, dresses like a girl
Trans: Born a boy, identifies as a woman, dresses like a woman
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 02:37 PM
Ooh ok
Do traps consider/call themselves traps?
Do traps have to be good looking?
Actually, I'm moving this convo to irl
sorry plunkbatters
err
Plunktrappers
@deleted-role who is down for some FPP?
Burrito 10-Aug-17 02:58 PM
I GUESS so
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:01 PM
FPP
Yeah, you know me.
Burrito 10-Aug-17 03:01 PM
I'm in hotdoggos unless you got more peeps
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:03 PM
I'm there.
TEKNOIR 10-Aug-17 03:14 PM
FPP now avail on all modes?
Nice
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:22 PM
yessir
You going to carry me to victory now?
TEKNOIR 10-Aug-17 03:26 PM
You put to much faith in me. I'm as equally worthless as any other goon.
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 03:26 PM
Wrong
Tek is worth atleast 4 normal goons
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:38 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedVivaciousBoarPermaSmug
https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryDeliciousTitanFrankerZ
https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousGoldenMilkPipeHype
https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyHorribleTruffleCclamChamp
@Taylor I think I can finally explain what happened with that guy who "hacked" us
Taylor 10-Aug-17 03:51 PM
We suck?
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:52 PM
Watch the first clip
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 03:52 PM
what in the fuck is happening in that clip
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:52 PM
Buildings didn't load for burrito
They did for me
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 03:53 PM
did burrito transcend physical boundaries
oh
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 03:53 PM
Affirmative
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 03:53 PM
@Burrito yer a wizzard, burrito
TEKNOIR 10-Aug-17 04:18 PM
Individually goons can be victorious. But the more goons you introduce into a group the higher the probability of failure.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 04:19 PM
Goon Wrangler here, can confirm
TEKNOIR 10-Aug-17 04:20 PM
Rust was the ultimate goon daycare.
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 04:48 PM
ezpz solo win
and on NA no less
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 04:48 PM
FFP?
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 04:48 PM
ye
Hazlen 10-Aug-17 04:48 PM
noice
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 04:49 PM
I got so many kills where people would open fire on me and then I would move and they would just sorta forget I existed
and i'd kill em(edited)
also first game of the day
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 06:07 PM
won another one with burrito, amalilakab and asdfjackal
that fpp ez
Burrito 10-Aug-17 06:16 PM
Last kill was a perfect slide peek with the silenced K98
Fuckin' clean.
He was looking right at me waiting for the peek. I didn't give him time to let a single shot loose.
c0rndog 10-Aug-17 07:11 PM
the nigga had a bike helmet on
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 08:04 PM
Fuck yeah that is awesome. Sorry I was so out of it
Who is down for FPP
@deleted-role
TEKNOIR 10-Aug-17 08:04 PM
i can do one round
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 08:04 PM
hell yeah
Rejd 10-Aug-17 08:25 PM
Pinned a message.
Taylor 10-Aug-17 08:26 PM
I'll be on in a bit
amalilakab 10-Aug-17 08:33 PM
Is that now?
in cr0ndogs without a 4th
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 01:42 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/AdorableRamshackleFalconImGlitch
Hazlen 11-Aug-17 01:44 PM
hax
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 01:44 PM
This glitch is game breaking and happens a lot
https://clips.twitch.tv/WanderingImportantApeThunBeast
Here is what it looks like when it happens to you
Hazlen 11-Aug-17 01:45 PM
FFP must have been rushed
that's a pretty bad glitch(edited)
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 01:45 PM
Naw, this happens in third
Hazlen 11-Aug-17 01:45 PM
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 01:45 PM
But I think it happens more since fpp was released
I once had it happen, but my game crashed
in third
and the first time (in third) it happened it only did some walls, not all walls.
Which was way more useful
because I could still use doorways and stairs, and everynow and then one awll of a building was just missing. Pretty useful hack
My issue is, that if it happens this often there is probabl ywa way to abuse it
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 02:47 PM
@deleted-role Who is down to play in about 15m?
Taylor 11-Aug-17 02:52 PM
I need an excuse to not play Runescape for a while
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 03:04 PM
yes
let's do duo
Burrito 11-Aug-17 03:32 PM
Heat map of the first circle in 50 games
In other words, drop military base
OniichanBot 11-Aug-17 03:33 PM
Ya, RIP
Burrito 11-Aug-17 03:33 PM
And RIP Zharki
OniichanBot 11-Aug-17 03:33 PM
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 03:37 PM
The ring has to be some algorithm based upon player density or something of that nature.
c0rndog 11-Aug-17 03:42 PM
Yeah the algorithm is

Fuck Zharki = yes
I heard the reason why Zharki never got a circle on it is cause it chest kicked player unknown through a plate glass door when they were rooming together in college
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 04:07 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/BoldFriendlyGrouseBrokeBack
Taylor 11-Aug-17 04:08 PM
.i black people freaking out gif
TrapBot 11-Aug-17 04:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xgz9nkR.gif
Taylor 11-Aug-17 04:08 PM
Im the guy with his hands on his face
When that happened
Hazlen 11-Aug-17 04:09 PM
holy shit that nade
Nonpoint 11-Aug-17 04:13 PM
"you guys suck" >>>
Simplyjack 11-Aug-17 04:30 PM
haha
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 04:36 PM
Fells good man
amalilakab 11-Aug-17 06:18 PM
Confirmed, you can play baseball: https://clips.twitch.tv/EmpathicEntertainingKumquatWTRuck
https://clips.twitch.tv/MotionlessPiliableOctopusKeepo
hindered 11-Aug-17 07:28 PM
i should be on later
Long 11-Aug-17 07:47 PM
so we just type the !join thing into the chat window?
!join-role PUBG Crawlers
OniichanBot 11-Aug-17 07:49 PM
Assigned PUBG Crawlers to @Long
Long 11-Aug-17 07:49 PM
ah molto bene
TEKNOIR 11-Aug-17 08:28 PM
@deleted-role jumping in
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 05:19 PM
@deleted-role who is here? I need to kill some people.
Taylor 12-Aug-17 05:21 PM
👌🏿
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 05:21 PM
oh glory
Long 12-Aug-17 05:22 PM
if you guys are still playing later I might jump on in
still brushing up on my math
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 05:23 PM
sounds good
Taylor 12-Aug-17 05:23 PM
You wanna...
Duo
hindered 12-Aug-17 05:24 PM
yah im in, but i gotta take out dogs first
prob by 6
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 05:26 PM
yeah dude
Let's duo it
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 06:17 PM
@SteelingPort you down to clown?
TEKNOIR 12-Aug-17 06:21 PM
I'll be on tonight
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 06:34 PM
Bring your carry pants
Taylor 12-Aug-17 06:36 PM
That last match was 👌🏿
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 07:02 PM
Indeed
Taylor 12-Aug-17 07:03 PM
Im ready whenever yall are
For about an hour
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 07:04 PM
I'm ready right now @Taylor
where my @TEKNOIR at?
TEKNOIR 12-Aug-17 07:23 PM
cominh
g
hindered 12-Aug-17 07:54 PM
@deleted-role need 1 more for squads
hindered 12-Aug-17 09:51 PM
@deleted-role im back
TEKNOIR 12-Aug-17 09:55 PM
@deleted-role im in
hindered 12-Aug-17 09:57 PM
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/852723469544496349/6E286D46E11CE119BCF4310B3D5BD3922BF2A5EF/
Burrito 12-Aug-17 10:04 PM
The only good new graffiti. All the others are garbage.
Mostly just ads for youtubers
amalilakab 12-Aug-17 10:05 PM
negative, this is retarded too
Art is fine, but all of the graffiti is dumb.
TEKNOIR 13-Aug-17 11:09 AM
https://twitter.com/ESLPUBG/status/889856442345414657
Lancek 13-Aug-17 11:33 AM
RIP Weed_Man
OniichanBot 13-Aug-17 11:33 AM
Ya, RIP
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 11:35 AM
That is pretty fantastic
Taylor 13-Aug-17 11:47 AM
Y'all down to fuck in 15~ ?
Simplyjack 13-Aug-17 11:50 AM
ill fuck you anytime bbz 😘
Taylor 13-Aug-17 12:13 PM
That was more than 15
I made the fatal mistake of taking a woman at her word
When she said she was going tog et 2 items in the store
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 12:53 PM
yo
yeah sorry tay
was in games
xD
Going to eat now
TEKNOIR 13-Aug-17 05:02 PM
Be on around 8 maybe
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 05:05 PM
It's 8 if you live on the east coast xD
Ozmiander 13-Aug-17 05:06 PM
...it's 6
Taylor 13-Aug-17 05:18 PM
Its 5 if youre a God fearing Christian
Ozmiander 13-Aug-17 05:23 PM
no
it is not 5 on the east coast
no matter what
Taylor 13-Aug-17 05:24 PM
!thinking
OniichanBot 13-Aug-17 05:24 PM
Taylor 13-Aug-17 06:17 PM
@amalilakab
Lets go brother
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 06:19 PM
: 💩 ing
Almost done, wanna see?
Taylor 13-Aug-17 06:19 PM
Long 13-Aug-17 06:19 PM
every time I think we get better
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 06:19 PM
.I tubgirl
Long 13-Aug-17 06:19 PM
we seem to fall from grace
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 06:20 PM
Look
I told him i was pooping. Sometimes it doesn't go as smoothly as I want. Hemmerhoids can suck it
Yeah, wanna see my grape?
Taylor 13-Aug-17 06:23 PM
:flag:
OniichanBot 13-Aug-17 06:23 PM
hindered 13-Aug-17 06:30 PM
ill be on in 45
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 10:44 PM
.i what is time
TrapBot 13-Aug-17 10:44 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Zqddpqbh6f0/maxresdefault.jpg
amalilakab 13-Aug-17 10:47 PM
.i down to clown
TrapBot 13-Aug-17 10:47 PM
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5IGLlB54XpMgU/200_s.gif
Taylor 14-Aug-17 02:07 PM
https://gfycat.com/MeatyDeadAcouchi
amalilakab 14-Aug-17 02:54 PM
@deleted-role going to play in about 5m, who is on
Taylor 14-Aug-17 02:55 PM
amalilakab 14-Aug-17 04:50 PM
@A COP IRL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
amalilakab 14-Aug-17 06:15 PM
@hindered jump on
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 02:52 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilIncredulousTortoiseDBstyle
Taylor 15-Aug-17 12:43 PM
https://i.redd.it/aexk3g8newfz.jpg
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 12:45 PM
lol
Hazlen 15-Aug-17 12:53 PM
Looks fun
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 01:27 PM
@Taylor Wait for me! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/167213727
lol he kills you while I'm shooting him down
Taylor 15-Aug-17 01:28 PM
I opened that door and he was there
I was going to wait but
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 01:28 PM
Should have waited five seconds
😦
Taylor 15-Aug-17 01:28 PM
🤷🏿
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 01:28 PM
hahaha
Played with burrito last night. Hospital landing. I got sniped from otherside of roof with shotgun. Rito plays out the round and gets down to 20 peeople. He kills like 3 dudes in autozone when small.
Duo comes in, he kills one (it is the guy who shot gunned me) and then immediately dies to that guys partner
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/167216248
Upon further review, I'm not sure I actually shot you in the crossfire
Taylor 15-Aug-17 01:39 PM
1:59
You def put atleast 2-3 rounds in me
Straffing
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 01:48 PM
I'm going to frame by frame it when I can download it, but I think I miss all my shots on you
by 1:59 I've already missed you. The nhe pops in and shoots you and I shoot him in back. Pretty sure I didn't, btu I don't have frame by frame yet
I mean, in this one instance still worth even if I did. We pincered the fuck out of them.
They try to kill you, I kill them. I like this strat a lot.
Simplyjack 15-Aug-17 02:36 PM
.yt tactical waiting
TrapBot 15-Aug-17 02:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jUL-tl32LE
Simplyjack 15-Aug-17 02:36 PM
tfw i will never ever be good at fps
tfw i will never ever be a credit to team
tfw all i can do is rez and 1 out of 10 matches have a "holy shit jack" moment but never be consistently competent
tfw this reflects on my life in general ha ha ha
Taylor 15-Aug-17 02:37 PM
Could always pull a Hindered
Die early, let your team 3 man a win
Simplyjack 15-Aug-17 02:47 PM
i made corndog mad last night
apparently spraying enemies actively aiming at us with a suppressed smg is "giving away our position" but
ah well that map and round was ass
^in bc2, not pubg
Burrito 15-Aug-17 03:47 PM
C0rndog is always salty. 🤷
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 04:25 PM
Just keep playing. I've generally always been a trash FPS player too, Jack. I feel I'm actually halfway decent now. Still suck, but in comparison to how I was definitely improved. I just played OW yesterday for the first time i nmonths and I was killing it hard. PUBG has helped me be a better FPS player I think.
@Taylor you down?
I pulled a hindered the other day with rito and crondag. I died early and then went to bed I think. They got chicken dinner.
Taylor 15-Aug-17 04:54 PM
I'm awol for tonight
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 05:04 PM
Tay's Master Jack Off Sesh, I get it
Taylor 15-Aug-17 05:08 PM
They never came yesterday or today to fix my antenna
And it rained real hard just now and I think rain got into it because it's upside down and shorted it out
Hazlen 15-Aug-17 05:08 PM
lmbo
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 05:28 PM
lol
Call them ten times today
Hazlen 15-Aug-17 05:29 PM
craft that photo you took of your upside down receiver and make it into a viral meme so they get named and shamed
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 05:37 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousElatedEggplantTheRinger
A COP IRL 15-Aug-17 07:58 PM
Lol did you get killed by a hacker?
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 08:48 PM
Maybe?
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 09:21 PM
@deleted-role Play with me...
Mugen 15-Aug-17 09:37 PM
I'm almost home
I can't fix my car
amalilakab 15-Aug-17 09:42 PM
I'm here
35 left
@Mugen that is terrible news for your car, great news for me.
Taylor 16-Aug-17 04:13 PM
@deleted-role Internet is fixed, who wants to celebrate by playing PUBG all evening
amalilakab 16-Aug-17 04:39 PM
@Taylor yes, I want to play until my eyes fucking bleed
Taylor 16-Aug-17 04:40 PM
🙏🏿
hindered 16-Aug-17 05:04 PM
im liquid cooled now
want to test it until it spills and ruins everything
Hazlen 16-Aug-17 05:05 PM
Alcohol should make for a decent coolant
if you're insisting on liquid cooling yourself
Taylor 16-Aug-17 05:07 PM
Nothing cools like the love of Christ
And a wholesome life lived
hindered 16-Aug-17 05:08 PM
cool
ill be around in 45
Taylor 16-Aug-17 05:35 PM
Me playing PUBG: Shits about to get lit, gotta focus
My internet: Hold my beer http://i.imgur.com/KUzHgzD.png
c0rndog 16-Aug-17 07:31 PM
@Taylor I see two towers that have a shocking resemblence with one another
it would be a shame if
. . .
a peaceful group did something about that
Hazlen 16-Aug-17 07:45 PM
!thinking
OniichanBot 16-Aug-17 07:45 PM
Taylor 16-Aug-17 07:56 PM
amalilakab 16-Aug-17 08:08 PM
@deleted-role who wants to form a squad with hind & i?
Taylor 16-Aug-17 08:09 PM
No thanks, Id prefer to win
amalilakab 16-Aug-17 08:09 PM
oh sorry, hind & me*
Taylor 17-Aug-17 02:10 PM
Yo fam
Who wants to
~ ＰＬＡＹＶＩＤＥＯＧＡＭＥＳ ~
hindered 17-Aug-17 03:55 PM
i need a distraction
they would never satisfy me
nice delete bitchfucker
amalilakab 17-Aug-17 04:11 PM
i do
for a couple hours
Taylor 17-Aug-17 04:11 PM
Well, I need to go mow here in a bit
But after that Im free
amalilakab 17-Aug-17 04:11 PM
mow fast
Taylor 17-Aug-17 04:12 PM
Well, I probably will
I didnt get to finish monday
So theres just a little strip I need to hit
And then it rained real hard so I cant mow the rest
Or Ill get stuck, again
Simplyjack 17-Aug-17 04:42 PM
.yt forrest gump lawn mower
TrapBot 17-Aug-17 04:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIe0RyDPYOg
Simplyjack 17-Aug-17 04:42 PM
shit even the hat is red
tay irl
Nonpoint 17-Aug-17 04:42 PM
he has been doing a lot of running
amalilakab 17-Aug-17 04:44 PM
runnang*
Hazlen 17-Aug-17 04:44 PM
I like to think Tay also knows someone named Bubba
TEKNOIR 17-Aug-17 04:47 PM
From now on. When we have a group of four and tay shows up. The customary greeting is. "Seats taken"
amalilakab 17-Aug-17 04:48 PM
Seats taken.
Need an :seatstaken: emote
Hazlen 17-Aug-17 04:50 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bomfw7EIAAESxKa.jpg
amalilakab 17-Aug-17 04:50 PM
I think a theater seat with a reserved sign would work xD
Taylor 17-Aug-17 05:40 PM
I dont know a bubba
I know a Scooter though
amalilakab 17-Aug-17 05:41 PM
same thing
@Taylor you down?
To 🤡?
Taylor 17-Aug-17 05:41 PM
👌🏿
Hazlen 18-Aug-17 11:22 AM
https://youtu.be/9PwkKQCTBGc
amalilakab 18-Aug-17 01:02 PM
@Taylor yo, down?
Taylor 18-Aug-17 01:06 PM
Sure
Taylor 18-Aug-17 04:21 PM
Fucking rip me
OniichanBot 18-Aug-17 04:21 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor 18-Aug-17 04:21 PM
@amalilakab
Well that was a fun hour without internet
amalilakab 18-Aug-17 04:54 PM
No
Lol dude I said "is there a reason we're running this way?" Nothing
"you know the blues coming?" Nothing
checks meds "I got meds, I can deal" nothing
"look at the auto zone."
Then I realized and said "at least you put Auto run on. Have fun in pochinki"
I probably called you a stupid bitch or something
Lol
You really right down the streets of pochsnki
Lancek 18-Aug-17 04:58 PM
Taylor's shitty internet is the longest running BMW bit
amalilakab 18-Aug-17 04:58 PM
Ran not really
Taylor 18-Aug-17 05:01 PM
ITs a bit that transcends BMW
Transcends COMMUNISM
Ive have shiternet since April 1st 2007
Nonpoint 18-Aug-17 05:02 PM
Mississippi standard since 2007
Taylor 18-Aug-17 05:02 PM
Thats not it
I moved 1 mile as the crow flies
I had cable at my old house
Hazlen 18-Aug-17 05:11 PM
Last Mile service is a bitch ain't it.
hindered 18-Aug-17 06:15 PM
@deleted-role gamez
TEKNOIR 18-Aug-17 11:26 PM
pops is dope af. https://youtu.be/Ai5etEvRPy8
Taylor 18-Aug-17 11:31 PM
Thats my new go to yell
EAT THAT, BITCHES
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 01:37 AM
Dude, I watched a video with him earlier today. tits af
hahaha love it, who wants to clown?
@deleted-role
TEKNOIR 19-Aug-17 08:57 AM
We should say that every kill.
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 11:24 AM
#chat_skullmund
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 01:19 PM
EAT THAT BITCHES
You know, the other day I talked shit like I do and it wasn't bad, but there was a swear word
the guy replied "that is against the terms, I'm reporting you"
hahaha
wish I had been recording
@TEKNOIR lets play nukka
@deleted-role play with me
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 01:20 PM
wanna lose a round?
duos
Taylor 19-Aug-17 01:20 PM
Jack
We can carry you to a chicken dinner
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 01:20 PM
im drunk as im gonna get
(out of booze)
Taylor 19-Aug-17 01:20 PM
Lets get a 4th and we can do this
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 01:20 PM
lets do it you fasgs
reee
Taylor 19-Aug-17 01:21 PM
I can maybe get a 4th if we're doing this
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 01:21 PM
Taylor 19-Aug-17 01:22 PM
@amalilakab
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 01:22 PM
yes jack
TEKNOIR 19-Aug-17 01:24 PM
doing house work
be on later today
Taylor 19-Aug-17 01:24 PM
What a cuck
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 01:41 PM
can i be removed prum pubg mans tia
from*
im bad and useless
and have no intention of playing more
im not fps player anymore
too slow and bad to play
dont want to ruin a match for anyone
.yt judge minty
TrapBot 19-Aug-17 01:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aavS_XUITXU
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 01:44 PM
me irl but i die instantly when i leave MC1
TEKNOIR 19-Aug-17 02:10 PM
be jealous of my equity @Taylor
Taylor 19-Aug-17 02:13 PM
Chicken Dinner
🙏🏿
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 02:14 PM
Sorry Jack
Mugen 19-Aug-17 04:44 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyPoisedAnacondaCharlietheUnicorn?ttmedium=clipsapi&tt_content=url
Taylor 19-Aug-17 06:15 PM
Amd and Is win earlier was a prime example of a game not being over until its over
We both at one point were downed near death
Ran out of meds, had real low health
Also the ring staying around us helped
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 06:18 PM
Who awnts to play pubg?
just started round with my buddy, duo, next game?
Sweet, tay?
got 3 for next gam
Taylor 19-Aug-17 06:20 PM
Eh, maybe later
hindered 19-Aug-17 06:49 PM
@deleted-role need a 4th
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 06:50 PM
pls remove from pubg crawler role tia
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 07:11 PM
awww jack
Simplyjack 19-Aug-17 07:45 PM
already uninstalled
im bad at game
devs are cucked
not interested in being pinged for it while @ work, etc
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 08:02 PM
❤
We'll never forget you.
Taylor 19-Aug-17 11:05 PM
F
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 11:17 PM
riends are forever?
PP is the only mode worth playing?
Taylor 19-Aug-17 11:18 PM
Agreed
amalilakab 19-Aug-17 11:18 PM
That Mulan song should be the FPP theme song.
FPP will make a man outta you
Let's get down to Gaaaaatka
To destroy
that squad
Burrito 20-Aug-17 07:54 AM
I don't think it's that big of a deal. The people who make a big deal of it are just waving their dicks because they're partaking in the mode. Everyone uses the same viewmodel in both modes, there's no mixed servers. If you want to play man mode, go win a standard match in first person only.
Taylor 20-Aug-17 10:28 AM
🙄
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 11:21 AM
Burrito, you have stated this opinion many times. I'm starting to think that you're a little insecure buddy.
Taylor 20-Aug-17 12:11 PM
https://twitter.com/PUBGClips/status/899287766038663168
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 12:33 PM
I mean he's right though. in FPP you're playing against people that are using the same view model, first person, everyone has the same advantages and disadvantages. everything is balanced the outplay potential comes from flanking and the attacker having the element of surprise. in standard mode everyone is pretty much using 3rd person, so once again everyone is has the same advantage and same disadvantage. the outplay potential now comes from getting the drop on people and the defender having the element of surprise. if you want to show case "ecksdee true manly man skill and jack off" play like Teknoir, do first person in the 3rd person server, thats where you are putting yourself at a blatant disadvantage to show off excellence in gunplay
Taylor 20-Aug-17 12:49 PM
🙄
Simplyjack 20-Aug-17 01:13 PM
.yt wkuk slow jerk
TrapBot 20-Aug-17 01:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I62_Kf9615k
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:34 PM
I get it, critical thought isn't taught or allowed in Cali or the Bible belt.
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:35 PM
🙄
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:35 PM
I wrote out a reply, deleted it so I could retype it more coherently and in one message rather than segmented.
But if you would like to continue throwing out petty insults that is fine.
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:36 PM
>excepting anything less from 19 year old CSGO fags
.i ishygddt
TrapBot 20-Aug-17 02:36 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j0cdldRuFrU/hqdefault.jpg
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:36 PM
Maybe you should take logic 101 at your local college and learn what an ad hominem means. Add psych 101 and you might learn a bit about yourself as well.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:40 PM
Csgo fag would understand the skill in a fps no?
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:40 PM
No but he would be pretentious af about an FPS
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:43 PM
Also I love the bring up ad hominem cause c0rndog can't argue but so far the argument is an emoji and a "I typed it up but deleted it"
But either way go and look up confirmation bias
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:44 PM
Shit opinions get shit responses
🤷🏿
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:44 PM
Corndog. Burrito. Yes. When playing third person or first person you have the same tools as everyone else and that makes it fair; everyone in that game is playing by the same rules (hackers and wall glitches withstanding). I have never disagreed or argued with either of you on this point (because I agree), yet you keep blasting the same point like I am disagreeing. I am not and have not disagreed with you about these conditions. Your premise is correct. Everyone playing their respective mode is playing on the same field.

I don't actually think it is "man mode." I think it is more fun for me. It is the mode I prefer. I like the dynamics of it a lot better than TPP, but that is like, my opinion man. I started the "man mode" joke as a bit -- a retort -- because you guys refused to play FPP with us that first day and instead of just saying no, I don't like/enjoy that mode, you trash talked it. You just started talking about how stupid and inferior it was and how inferior we were for playing/liking it. You left no room for reasonable talk or for us just to play a mode we enjoy that was also brand new. However, your own last statement is counter to your own argument.
If playing FPP in TPP is "man mode" you admit, that in certain contexts, FPP can be more difficult. Ergo, if it is more difficult in that context it must be more difficult in other context. It is more difficult because the amount of visual information you have is limited. This is inherently a difficulty setting. If it weren't so it wouldn't be man mode to use it in TPP. I don't honestly think it is better or worse nor do I think people who prefer TPP to be better or worse, it is just preference.

I prefer to be on the same playing field as the people I am approaching and for me it is as simple as that. I don't like the mechanic of someone sitting behind a wall, seeing someone coming down a hallway, and then just quickly popping out, shooting, and popping back in. Because of the limits of physics, this will always be hugely advantageous. Partially because of latency and then a lot because of how video games handle latency. The person with vision should always have the advantage and in TPP you can always have that if you camp/have cover. In FPP you have to use other resources that create more of a balance rather than "oh, I happened to be behind this wall, saw you coming over the ridge 100m, and then waited until you came within 25m of me." There is nothing at all wrong with this, but I find that mechanic utterly frustrating, even when I use it myself. It just feels cheap to me and I prefer to not feel that way when I play a game, whether I'm on the giving or receiving end.
tl;dr: I don't actually believe my statements that FPP is man mode and I'm sorry for ever doing a bit and leading you down to a point of such nastyness and hate. I do prefer the mode and think there is a difficulty to it that there is not in TPP, but I don't actually believe or mean that it FPP is a superior mode and I apologize for being triggered by you intial responses and thusly replying with my own bit.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:44 PM
You guys are just bouncing the ecksdee fpp better to believe it true
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:44 PM
Everytime corndog drops a steaming load in this chat I imagine one of those fags that gets REAL upset about Rping and playing by the rules in DND
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:44 PM
Did you want to make another comment, ignorantly, about education or critical thinking before you read? Or would you like to read first?
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:44 PM
>playing DND
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:45 PM
>not playing DND
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:45 PM
Enough time to make short, baseless, insults, but not enough to actually read something full of critical thought.
I understand, your prior insult was obviously projection.
Again, pscyh 101 at your local college. It is where they teach terms like that.
Yes, now I am being petty and insulting in return. I'm aware of the irony.
I do it more intelligently.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:46 PM
Fpp is more difficult that tpp in ways but tpp is also difficult in other ways I get it
Which is what I originally said
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:46 PM
You don't get it.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:46 PM
I do get it
You prefer it
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
You're telling me you read nearly 4k words in under 60-s?
Is that what your'e telling me?
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
But other people are acting as if better but it's just another game mode
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
while playing d&d?
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
Yeah I read that
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
Corndog
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
Again >playing DND
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
we went to play games with you
Then said, hey we want to play fpp.
then you guys just started talking shit
go read my message.
Don't argue with shit you havent' clearly read
I already stated this
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:47 PM
I spent all the memorable part of my life trashing kids that played dnd
I'm not touching it
I did read it
Lol
You mean the part where you said me a burrito attacked it instead of just saying no / I don't want to or I don't like it
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:48 PM
Sounds like youv'e had a shitty part of your memorable life.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:48 PM
I read the whole thing
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:49 PM
"othe rpeople acting as if it s better"
Yes, we did act as if it were better. In reply to you acting as if it and the people who played it were inferior.
It was an instictive response to ssomeone either doing a bit or just being insulting for no reason.
But your'e mad that we reacted. Logical. Sane. Good job.
Simplyjack 20-Aug-17 02:49 PM
oh god walls of text
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:49 PM
You didn' tjust attack the mode, you talked shit to us directly for wantintg to play it.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
But me and burrito play fpp and tpp pretty much evenly
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
Jack, this is pol now
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
Corndog says dumb shit, more at 11
Simplyjack 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
ama go outside for the love of god
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
I'm talking about the first day, corndog.
The first day when you and rito were being assholes aobut us wanting to play the new mode.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
First day I was probably tilted due to burrito typing and him just being bad
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:50 PM
Oh so first I'm an idiot who is incapble of critical thought, now I don't get outsid eenough.
Yeah, but how is that my fault?
You were mad and took it out on us and this was our reaction
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:51 PM
I didn't say that
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:51 PM
and you act like it is our fault
no, jack did. I understand.
I'm just saying one says I can't critically think and then the other says I need to go outside.
Which is certainly true, but its nearly 110 degrees, so I'll stay in today, thanks.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:52 PM
I remember saying the game mode to me seems stupid in a game like this and that I'll just keep on the tpp because it's more appealing to me.
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:53 PM
Yes, as I recall, that is exactly how eloquently and respectfully you put it.
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:53 PM
Burrito probably started the whole inferior thing. Seeing he has people in hotdogs named to inferior vr user for using Oculus
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:53 PM
You're right, I responded poorly to you. My apologies. I'm a garbage person.
Can we drop it now?
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:53 PM
I mean maybe
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:54 PM
.i im gay
TrapBot 20-Aug-17 02:54 PM
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WPviAKaHAN0/maxresdefault.jpg
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:56 PM
Still kinda angry about y'all saying I couldn't read that as fast as I did
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:57 PM
Yo whats this yall shit
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:57 PM
All the reading in college tests and sat/act teaches you to pick up on speed reading and key elements picking pretty quickly
Taylor 20-Aug-17 02:57 PM
My only contribution here is calling you a fag
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:57 PM
Reeeee
Fag
Imma dip my nuts on your face in fpp Taylor
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:58 PM
Everytime he dies and you loot his body, you're already doing that.
Also, only men play fpp
c0rndog 20-Aug-17 02:58 PM
Exactly
Ecksdee
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 02:58 PM
Or women who try to be men.
Or boys who want to grow up to be men.
Taylor 20-Aug-17 10:31 PM
@amalilakab Wanna PUBG in like 1 1/2 hours-2hrs?
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 10:44 PM
yEAH, i'll be on soon when mugen champ gets on
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 11:36 PM
yo
@Taylor
@Mugen
Mugen 20-Aug-17 11:40 PM
Bro there was a accident, 2mph
Should be 40 mins I hope
amalilakab 20-Aug-17 11:45 PM
send me text or steam message if you're still down when you get home
Taylor 21-Aug-17 12:27 AM
@amalilakab
Taylor 21-Aug-17 02:51 PM
@deleted-role
Taylor 21-Aug-17 04:47 PM
Did they "accidentally" mute the lobby again?
c0rndog 21-Aug-17 08:50 PM
the game fucks up time to time
you gotta go into the settings change all the voice options and then reset to default
and you'll be able to hear the annoying reddit-tards screaming shitty memes
Taylor 21-Aug-17 09:31 PM
It just seemed to be the lobby
Because right after the plane was loud af
Nonpoint 22-Aug-17 08:05 AM
maybe this will be useful to you gaybois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGzi3OCCrqY&feature=youtu.be
Burrito 22-Aug-17 03:18 PM
Reshade is literally cheating, still have no idea why they okay it
Triple A 22-Aug-17 03:21 PM
for the same reason why they ok other things
because streamers demanded so
Hazlen 22-Aug-17 03:22 PM
Reshade is okay just don't TK your teammate and call him a fag.
Or threaten to kick anyone.
Simplyjack 22-Aug-17 03:23 PM
eat shit u homo
i ban u
gib hi contrast
Burrito 22-Aug-17 03:24 PM
I have always been against reshade and alwayus been baffled that they allow it
Simplyjack 22-Aug-17 03:25 PM
>looks outside in full sun
>damn this shit washed out af, man the sun is glaring and makes it hard to see some details
>dons sicknasty High Contrast shades
>kills everyone
>this is legit, somehow
Burrito 22-Aug-17 03:36 PM
BUT ABLUBLU EDGES SO BLURRY WITHOUT IT ABLUABLU HOW DISABLE AA
Sorry, didn't know people needed gluten free PUBG
Nonpoint 22-Aug-17 07:00 PM
well if thats the case seems you are putting yourself at a disadvantage if you don't use reshade....so fuck it, use it
amalilakab 22-Aug-17 07:59 PM
Why is reshade cheating? I used it and it didn't seem that big of a difference, maybe I had wrong settings?
Burrito 22-Aug-17 08:09 PM
Using a program to gain an advantage via a visual edge. Most people use it in minor ways but you could most definitely highlight people if you know what you're doing.
Rejd 22-Aug-17 08:26 PM
It's like rust contrast / brightness bumping all over again
amalilakab 22-Aug-17 09:57 PM
Ah wow ok making it so people kinda halo or something?
Taylor 22-Aug-17 11:17 PM
@deleted-role Anyone for some late night fucking
amalilakab 22-Aug-17 11:24 PM
yes
Burrito 22-Aug-17 11:26 PM
Move like overwatch with the red outlines.
A COP IRL 23-Aug-17 09:07 AM
First preview of new map
Simplyjack 23-Aug-17 10:00 AM
DM_motherboard
Taylor 23-Aug-17 11:04 AM
😍
Hazlen 23-Aug-17 11:08 AM
That would be dope if that was the whole map and it just always devolves into shitty street fighting and roof camping.(edited)
Simplyjack 23-Aug-17 11:09 AM
in 2070 or so
car wrecks and barbed wire
dirty streets and knife fights
rainy night cyberpunk map when
oh right gay shit devs ha ha ha
amalilakab 23-Aug-17 11:17 AM
That sounds cool
I hope there is a junglelike area on that map
https://www.twitch.tv/playbattlegrounds
The "pro" market is streaming righ tnow. learning who is good at the game I guess. lots of scrubs playing.
But they're playing 3rd
hobowithrpg 23-Aug-17 03:12 PM
Average 10 kills a game just to get jewed by some cuck hiding in a bathroom all game
Such is life in the zone
c0rndog 23-Aug-17 04:09 PM
@Hazlen you mean
you mean like
.i roof koreans
TrapBot 23-Aug-17 04:09 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/021/402/roofkoreans.jpg
c0rndog 23-Aug-17 04:10 PM
oh wait, that means that the AS players are gonna get good
thats not good
Hazlen 23-Aug-17 04:10 PM
perhaps a little of this too
.yt koreans shooting on streets of LA
TrapBot 23-Aug-17 04:10 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmsKGhLdZuQ
c0rndog 23-Aug-17 04:12 PM
LA is a 3rd world country
A COP IRL 23-Aug-17 06:15 PM
Rofl at the guy in the "pro game" camping outside the zone spamming g healing to make it to end game
TEKNOIR 23-Aug-17 07:35 PM
roof korean strategy top strat
Burrito 23-Aug-17 11:43 PM
The tournament was such a fucking mess too.
This is the guy that won btw https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyDifficultLettuceTBTacoLeft
stuck in a rock healing in the blue
Also they turned off the red zone for the tourney so it would 'be more fair' but yet it's still in the base game serving no purpose.
Burrito 24-Aug-17 12:02 AM
Over the three games the winner had 4 kills, one win, and two deaths to the zone.
E S P O R T S R E A D Y
amalilakab 24-Aug-17 12:48 AM
I was watching that game where he got stuck. He just healed as much as he could, got 8th IIRC
Burrito 24-Aug-17 12:51 AM
But it still won him the tourney. All he had to do was outlive the one guy with the most kills to get more points.
A COP IRL 24-Aug-17 12:51 AM
What a joke
Also the drama with grimmz and the stream@honkers is comical
He's such a fucking cunt. I can't stand him
Burrito 24-Aug-17 12:52 AM
I mean the stream snipers were cunts no doubt and they took it too far, but both sides are in the wrong.
And Grimmmz is just a whiny bitch regardless.
Burrito 24-Aug-17 09:16 AM
https://clips.twitch.tv/IncredulousPiercingCiderWow
amalilakab 24-Aug-17 11:21 AM
I don't get why you're upsetabout the guy who got stuck. That guy was playing really well every game I saw. The last game I watched was the one where he got stuck, he just did his best to make it last like any of us would do in that situation.
Also, if they did this in FPP there would be less camping
Did anyone see the last game just now? Where there were about 20 guys in the water for half the match? haha
Burrito 24-Aug-17 12:14 PM
I'm not upset.
I'm just saying it doesn't look good for the game at all. The winner barely played the game, he used meds in the zone the whole time and even got stuck in a rock at one point.
TEKNOIR 24-Aug-17 01:19 PM
This game is not built for Esports.
ESL be like "oh shit popular game. time for competitve!"(edited)
Its a total fucking cluster
that's what makes the game fun to play.
Also fuck Grimmz. He's a whiny fuck.
amalilakab 24-Aug-17 02:57 PM
That was just one game of many. They played a lot of game sback to back and he did well in all of them. Even in that game he did well until he foolishly fell into a crack.
That guy who got stuck in rocks didn't win that game. He got 8th. He won the series of games because hew as like top 5 in all games but the one he got stuck in
Grimmz is a whiny fuck.
Taylor 24-Aug-17 02:58 PM
Pinned a message.
c0rndog 24-Aug-17 08:50 PM
like I've said before there are games that can support e-sports and then there are games that cant
the basic rule is anything thats like 6v6 or less can do it anything more, + or - 3 for error margains, becomes a cluster fuck
like, how you gonna set up 100 people in a stadium
and have them all be spread out far enough for each one to have enough room and not be able to screen look others around them(edited)
you just cant
thats why I think its retarded when people talk about ESL or MLG for battlefield or red orch
Taylor 24-Aug-17 08:53 PM
MLG RUst when
c0rndog 24-Aug-17 08:53 PM
the meme of "everygame needs to be e-sports" is retarded
and probably a jewish psy-op
amalilakab 24-Aug-17 11:58 PM
I don't want to be insulting, but it doesn't sound like you've ever actually been to an esports event or maybe even any of the gaming conventions. They literally have hundreds and hundreds of computers setup in shitty little cubicles that keep screen sniping away. It's hot and shitty, but it definitely works.
Did you see the expensive screens they were using for that event? ESL has the money.
I'm not saying it will work, 100 people for just one single game is a fuckton, fo'real.
But they've been doing 100+ computer setups for easily half a decade.
But that was for a lot of smaller games, but lots of them. shrugs they had 200 people playing king of the kill simultaneously at twitchcon last year and they had at least 100 at this most recent tournament.
Burrito 25-Aug-17 01:11 AM
This just doesn't work as an Esports though. It literally just doesn't. There's way too many people and way too much of this relies on chance. League of Legends works as an Esport, the same team has won like 3/6 work championships or some shit like that. In PUBG it's not like that. You could take the best player and against other decent players he would probably only manage to win 10% of the time if he's lucky. Aside from the fact that the game is still in EA and is a buggy mess, you don't win by playing it how you're supposed to. You don't win with positioning, strategy, and gun play. You win by hoarding medical supplies and healing outside of the zone the whole game. There's nothing wrong with that on a base level, it's innovative and smart. But it's shit for an esport. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy hide in a bathroom shooting up drugs every five minutes for an hour. The guy who's actually fun to watch that gets in the action and wins fights consistently, he loses. The biggest part of this is that it just isn't fun to watch. In a tournament setting you lose the personality of all the fun players. If Dr. Disrepect played with no face cam (Though sure they could have face cams in tourneys so that's negligible) and no commentary then there's nothing to set him apart or make him intersting. Nobody would watch it. This game isn't meant for Esports, just about no aspect of the game makes it friendly to that kind of scene. That's just how it is.
Also just because they CAN fit 100 computers into a room for people to play, doesn't mean it wouldn't be a massive mess. How do you monitor 100 players that you've stuffed onto a single stage? Why would anyone care to watch that when you wouldn't even be able to see 80% of the players from the crowd? It's not good as LAN. Why bother trying to force it.
It's a good fun social game but it's just not E S P O R T S R E A D Y and it probably never will be.
🤓
And FFS they need to get their shit together and remove the red zone already. It serves no purpose and they disabled it for the tournament as well. Get it out of here.
Taylor 25-Aug-17 01:16 AM
Yeah its gay
amalilakab 25-Aug-17 01:17 AM
I think it is less that is not esport ready as that esports isn't ready for massive competitive computer gaming yet. It hasn't been done yet.(edited)
Burrito 25-Aug-17 01:18 AM
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
amalilakab 25-Aug-17 01:18 AM
I think times are changing and large scale compeitive LAN games like this will become popular, but it's a bit before I thought we'd see it be a THING.
Burrito 25-Aug-17 01:18 AM
FFS I've dropped with no building and drove around hitting people in a UAZ through houses followed by one tapping a guy through a building.
This is a thing already. People play the game all the time, there's no need to make it anything more than that by stuffing them into a room and holding money over their heads.
amalilakab 25-Aug-17 01:19 AM
I think it is prett ycrayz that you're even allowed to be taken seriously while in EA
I'm a little ashamed for ESL for that. I mean, dude, yeah the wall glitch alone... really fucked up.
Burrito 25-Aug-17 01:20 AM
That's the whole point of the Esports ready meme.
amalilakab 25-Aug-17 01:20 AM
EA is not acceptable for consideration as a professional game, we don't even need to get into the other aspects
Burrito 25-Aug-17 01:20 AM
Because they're trying to push this to be a competitive esport but there's a ton of bugs and issues that can completely fuck someone over for no reason.
Don't think I posted this here. Look at how ESPORTS READY The game is https://giant.gfycat.com/ForsakenOfficialDromedary.webm
This too https://giant.gfycat.com/SeriousInfantileFlyinglemur.webm
The game is great but holy fuck Brennan keep it in your pants before you kick the damn game through a glass door.
c0rndog 25-Aug-17 12:42 PM
>Large scale lan
Whew itll be like the old cs days but with even more people duct taped to the ceiling
.i cs LAN party kid duct taped to vent
TrapBot 25-Aug-17 12:42 PM
https://images10.newegg.com/NeweggImage/ProductImage/13-136-152-09.jpg
c0rndog 25-Aug-17 12:43 PM
Wow bot
You didn't even try
Taylor 25-Aug-17 12:44 PM
.i lan duct tape ceiling
TrapBot 25-Aug-17 12:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Iz7RCS0.jpg
Taylor 25-Aug-17 12:45 PM
c0rndog 25-Aug-17 12:45 PM
Fug
But using the image that mez posted
If the map was like this and it was like 20 "pros" and the map was just just city
I could see that being used for esl pro games
Maybe like 40 max
Taylor 25-Aug-17 12:47 PM
That map is going to be nasty
TEKNOIR 25-Aug-17 12:50 PM
good training for all future wars.
hindered 25-Aug-17 12:54 PM
yah lower player count on custom maps might work
but that may as well be a different game
amalilakab 25-Aug-17 01:12 PM
50 man maps, played @ the pentagon
They just did FPP Duos. I liked watching that more than yesterday.
Tomorrow is FPP Squads I think
Taylor 26-Aug-17 04:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Sf8abYI.png
Damn
So close
Taylor 26-Aug-17 05:33 PM
The Gamescom crates are starting to rise again
Taylor 27-Aug-17 12:41 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyGrotesqueStingrayPMSTwin
amalilakab 27-Aug-17 04:33 PM
That's pretty great
Taylor 27-Aug-17 09:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nYjDjUA.jpg
>tfw ring comes down to an open field
Between two snipers
amalilakab 27-Aug-17 09:34 PM
Git gud
amalilakab 28-Aug-17 12:31 PM
Anyone wanna go a round or two?
Taylor 28-Aug-17 12:54 PM
In like 2ish hours
amalilakab 28-Aug-17 01:36 PM
I'll be at my buddies playing Pandemic 😦
I'm going to try andfinish as many OW promotion games as possibly
almost got all 10
Taylor 28-Aug-17 01:52 PM
👍🏿
Burrito 28-Aug-17 06:06 PM
Just won a game with a pan kill 😂
amalilakab 28-Aug-17 08:17 PM
hell yes
Mugen 28-Aug-17 09:28 PM
Playing now
anyone down
amalilakab 29-Aug-17 06:24 PM
@deleted-role anyone down?
Taylor 29-Aug-17 06:38 PM
I can do one
amalilakab 29-Aug-17 06:55 PM
lez do it
amalilakab 29-Aug-17 07:41 PM
Going to go play some games with friends for an hour or three. Will be heading home after I think to play pubg
Hopefully on before Mugen starts streaming
amalilakab 31-Aug-17 05:56 PM
I need to get my dick wet. Any of you @deleted-role down to gay?
play*
Taylor 31-Aug-17 06:00 PM
I'm out most the night
amalilakab 31-Aug-17 06:16 PM
😦
amalilakab 01-Sep-17 11:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO79cLJLVAw
I just tested this. It works.
Taylor 01-Sep-17 01:58 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/TentativeHelplessPelicanNerfBlueBlaster
amalilakab 01-Sep-17 03:53 PM
Oh dang, my signature move
We should call this "kabbing"
When someone closes a door on you it is "amaling." When you kill yourself from exiting a vehicle too early it is "kabbing"
amalilakab 01-Sep-17 05:00 PM
@deleted-role who wants to play?
I'll be playing a lot IO think
A COP IRL 01-Sep-17 05:07 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousMoralEggnogWutFace?ttmedium=clipsapi&tt_content=url @deleted-role
Holy shit this is amazing
TEKNOIR 01-Sep-17 05:51 PM
We clowning tonight?
We need to get out VAC running again and start blasting random shit.
amalilakab 01-Sep-17 09:32 PM
Did I run through all of our @TEKNOIR time?
#tektime
Taylor 01-Sep-17 09:39 PM
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1125907928
#SquadGoals
amalilakab 01-Sep-17 09:47 PM
Lancek 01-Sep-17 09:48 PM
@Septapus hugemoji
Septapus 01-Sep-17 09:48 PM
TEKNOIR 01-Sep-17 10:17 PM
I went ape shit in WarThunder. Seven kills in a Panzer III against higher tier tanks. I figured I would end the night on a high.
Like literally wet cat.
ADD kid off his meds(edited)
full sperg
I think at one point I started chanting scripture from the bhagavad gita
Rejd 03-Sep-17 02:52 AM
https://youtu.be/dTjQi9FRZp8
👀
amalilakab 05-Sep-17 04:09 PM
@deleted-role anyone down for some gams/
Taylor 05-Sep-17 04:09 PM
Yes?
Burrito 05-Sep-17 04:10 PM
Once I finish eating I could.
amalilakab 05-Sep-17 04:11 PM
sweet tay and I will play around
and catch ya for next one ❤
amalilakab 05-Sep-17 05:44 PM
@Taylor One guy left. Last guy was probably one bullet from dead. 😦 RIP
OniichanBot 05-Sep-17 05:44 PM
Ya, RIP
Taylor 05-Sep-17 05:45 PM
I was watching
Great play
amalilakab 05-Sep-17 05:45 PM
Can't belive I got that squad that I accidentally got pincered between
Taylor 05-Sep-17 05:46 PM
That was clutch
amalilakab 05-Sep-17 06:52 PM
About to play a squad FPP with three, would anyone like to join? @Mugen
amalilakab 05-Sep-17 09:20 PM
I lost voice. my headset died
i have a fgas can
help me
fucking cuck ass non paying attention pieces of shit
c0rndog 06-Sep-17 10:59 AM
.yt Gus Johnson low budget battlegrounds
TrapBot 06-Sep-17 10:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPkPjBcXuKg
dilbertasfuck 06-Sep-17 11:02 AM
c0rndog 06-Sep-17 11:11 AM
Wtf is that
Some like if pubg was combat arms or something?
Simplyjack 06-Sep-17 12:38 PM
lol @ the compass
>there
amalilakab 06-Sep-17 02:44 PM
It is a shitpost is what it is
who wants to play some pubg
@Taylor play with me
Taylor 06-Sep-17 02:49 PM
k
amalilakab 06-Sep-17 02:52 PM
Burrito 06-Sep-17 03:28 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/BovineWittySkunkPMSTwin E S P O R T S R E A D Y
49 people
amalilakab 06-Sep-17 09:04 PM
Playing with a 3 man
Anyone wanna join?
hindered 07-Sep-17 10:09 PM
@deleted-role need a 4th
amalilakab 08-Sep-17 02:55 PM
Found some tier 3s
TEKNOIR 09-Sep-17 10:29 AM
remember when I used to play this game?
I'll be on soon. Been a busy couple of weeks.
hindered 12-Sep-17 02:55 PM
we should try test servers
they have fog
and things like tommy guns dropping naturally
amalilakab 12-Sep-17 03:21 PM
@hindered I'm down, but I'm having internet issues
I've already updated it
hindered 12-Sep-17 03:26 PM
give me 10 mins
amalilakab 12-Sep-17 03:29 PM
I'll probably be more than that. Trying to get my router setup and am running into... issues
Or maybe exactly 10m
hindered 12-Sep-17 03:41 PM
im going to do stuff, ill be around later
amalilakab 12-Sep-17 03:41 PM
haha ok
amalilakab 12-Sep-17 06:11 PM
@deleted-role anyone wanna play on test server?
amalilakab 12-Sep-17 08:51 PM
In the fog. Tek died almost instantly. Hell yes.
TEKNOIR 13-Sep-17 01:21 PM
Glad to be of service
amalilakab 13-Sep-17 01:46 PM
Your emotional support cannot be understated.
amalilakab 13-Sep-17 02:19 PM
@deleted-role anyone down for some gaming on the test server? I need my fill of fog and tommy guns.
All in all pretty happy with this https://www.playbattlegrounds.com/news/90.pu
amalilakab 13-Sep-17 08:05 PM
@hindered let's go
@Mugen get on test
@Mugen voice?
Taylor 13-Sep-17 10:05 PM
Is the new update already coming out?
hindered 13-Sep-17 10:13 PM
AN update came out
idk what was in it
Taylor 13-Sep-17 10:14 PM
Its 5 gigs so
Better be something good
hindered 13-Sep-17 10:15 PM
i think its low chance of fog and the new town in the NE
prob more tommy guns
amalilakab 13-Sep-17 10:26 PM
They said on release it'll be a low chance for fog. They just boosted it for test. Vaulting testing around November.
The Tommy gun accepts silencer, vert grip, and magazines
But only those mods.
I want to get more play with the mini14. I like it's feel but haven't had enough time with it.
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 12:57 AM
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 01:03 AM
One hundred inches of plunkbat.
Hazlen 14-Sep-17 10:11 AM
c0rndog 14-Sep-17 01:30 PM
If only there were built in screenshot keys
Also im not quite sure what I'm looking at here. is that TV / monitor / projector supposed to 100 inches?
I need a scale
Taylor 14-Sep-17 01:32 PM
🙄
hindered 14-Sep-17 02:06 PM
i got 80" on you
its fun for games like rocket league, but i dont think it would be great for fps games
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 04:39 PM
No, massive is def not good for a lot of games. Having to move your head to see is rough.
@deleted-role Who is down to clown?
Also, it should be at plunkbatters
or maybe plunkblatters
c0rndog 14-Sep-17 04:45 PM
I dunno pubg crawlers is funny
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 04:45 PM
Crawlers = play on DBNO?(edited)
c0rndog 14-Sep-17 04:46 PM
No
It's a play on pub crawler
A person who hops from pub to pub
But I mean I guess it could be an unintentional double entendre
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 04:49 PM
Ah
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 05:17 PM
Looks like FPP stats have been recorded for this season and we have access to them, but, uhh, I don't think they're accurate...
No wins in Duo FPP? Uhh, not even.
c0rndog 14-Sep-17 05:24 PM
e-sports ready
A COP IRL 14-Sep-17 05:36 PM
e spurts
hindered 14-Sep-17 05:43 PM
ill be around in an hour or so
TEKNOIR 14-Sep-17 08:12 PM
Fucking cold. feel like crap. can barely see. Hope to be on this weekend.
amalilakab 14-Sep-17 08:43 PM
get well my dude
amalilakab 16-Sep-17 06:43 PM
@deleted-role any takers? Let's get down.
amalilakab 18-Sep-17 12:05 PM
Guess I'm going to have to quit PUBG forever.
TEKNOIR 18-Sep-17 07:25 PM
@Taylor 4th?
amalilakab 19-Sep-17 07:06 PM
@deleted-role going to play some pubg in about 5 minutes with a buddy. Need two.
Taylor 19-Sep-17 07:09 PM
👌🏿
TEKNOIR 19-Sep-17 07:11 PM
dammit
yeah
A COP IRL 20-Sep-17 03:46 AM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/160208893685792769/359928297695608843/image.jpg
@here admins pin this image
Hazlen 20-Sep-17 10:47 AM
.yt say shenanigans one more time
@TrapBot
Taylor 20-Sep-17 10:48 AM
RIP Trapbot
OniichanBot 20-Sep-17 10:48 AM
Ya, RIP
TEKNOIR 20-Sep-17 07:01 PM
@deleted-role startin up. who's in
@Taylor stop hangin in pol and come shoot black people in pubg
woah
amalilakab 20-Sep-17 07:35 PM
@Mugen
Mugen 20-Sep-17 08:39 PM
@amalilakab lol
amalilakab 22-Sep-17 02:18 AM
six players, three squads, one bad game https://youtu.be/zx-8BVxalwY
hindered 24-Sep-17 03:12 PM
@deleted-role afternoon shoot mans?
amalilakab 24-Sep-17 03:24 PM
Probably not today. Maybe tonight, unknown
hindered 26-Sep-17 06:58 PM
@deleted-role pubbin
A COP IRL 01-Oct-17 05:39 AM
ngl im enjoying the fortnite BR more than pubg
its faster
https://comfy.moe/poexje.jpg
amalilakab 01-Oct-17 12:40 PM
It's 3rd person tho
Deal breaker for me. 😦
Burrito 01-Oct-17 05:45 PM
E L I T I S M
A COP IRL 01-Oct-17 09:53 PM
Yeah but you can’t really camp cause everything is destroyable
And it’s faster paced too
Taylor 04-Oct-17 02:35 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/179065009
amalilakab 04-Oct-17 03:18 PM
That is a three hour video, mate?
Taylor 04-Oct-17 03:18 PM
Then dont watch it
Lancek 04-Oct-17 03:29 PM
I can tell Tay watched today's Off the Ranch video
Taylor 04-Oct-17 03:36 PM
amalilakab 04-Oct-17 04:41 PM
Ah, gotcha. Demolition/Vet Ranch guy is streaming on Twitch. Gotcha. I thought it was going to be a specifc clip.
My bad.
amalilakab 07-Oct-17 04:59 PM
BustrKc 09-Oct-17 03:31 AM
hindered 10-Oct-17 07:28 PM
https://imgur.com/gallery/CdCF0
amalilakab 10-Oct-17 08:43 PM
Seems close enough
hindered 10-Oct-17 09:04 PM
seems fake but i think its legit
amalilakab 10-Oct-17 09:08 PM
I think the first line might be more than 500m, but close enough. I feel like the first line is good for 1-300m
amalilakab 10-Oct-17 10:14 PM
@Taylor wanna be our fourth in next game?
@deleted-role anyone wanna play?
Peaches 10-Oct-17 10:17 PM
damn I want to but I got to head to bed
been going in a bit early at work so I can get off earlier
hindered 10-Oct-17 10:18 PM
hmu for a bit earlier
thats me wheelhouse
Taylor 12-Oct-17 02:16 PM
https://twitter.com/DemolitionRanch/status/918555065148993536
Hazlen 12-Oct-17 02:23 PM
So he's a gun nut car guy and now vidya streamer
my man
hindered 12-Oct-17 02:44 PM
https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/
amalilakab 12-Oct-17 05:03 PM
and veterinarian
Taylor 15-Oct-17 12:49 AM
http://pubg.megachris.tv/#
amalilakab 15-Oct-17 10:55 AM
LOL
that is awesome
Too bad there isn't a way to account for flight path
amalilakab 15-Oct-17 06:00 PM
that wheel is aweosme
there is roshzak and rozhok tho?
Quornes 17-Oct-17 01:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np5qzRe-DdU&feature=youtu.be
Burrito 17-Oct-17 06:23 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyHilariousDillKappaPride E S P O R T S R E A D Y
Taylor 17-Oct-17 06:23 PM
.. trumpkek
TrapBot 17-Oct-17 06:23 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/Aq00aHz.jpg
Taylor 19-Oct-17 07:27 PM
https://twitter.com/dearsomeone/status/921135626304364544
Lancek 19-Oct-17 08:54 PM
I'd like to know what's on those carts
Taylor 19-Oct-17 08:54 PM
ET
amalilakab 19-Oct-17 09:29 PM
^^^^
Taylor 20-Oct-17 05:54 PM
https://twitter.com/TwitchCon/status/921449925770067969
Taylor 20-Oct-17 08:23 PM
https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/921540666794106885
Simplyjack 21-Oct-17 06:28 AM
why do people give a shit about streamers so much
TEKNOIR 21-Oct-17 07:26 AM
its an emerging entertainment platform. kids are consuming streamers far more than mainstream television.
Simplyjack 21-Oct-17 10:24 AM
:bawgad:
or whatever it is
amalilakab 22-Oct-17 09:46 PM
Livestreaming is the new television
Interactive and fresh
Taylor 22-Oct-17 09:50 PM
Yeah imagine if you could spam messages at pat sajack to kill him self
amalilakab 22-Oct-17 10:01 PM
Amazing times we live in
Taylor 25-Oct-17 01:36 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/78nfeg/pubgcalloutsaccordingtomy_friends/
amalilakab 25-Oct-17 02:51 PM
It shouldn't be so difficult. When someone gives you a left or right, at most you go 45° and then if that isn't correct you go the next direction half of that (22.5°). From there, most of the time you'll have found the contact. It's pretty basic, but entirely aggravating to have a teammate that doesn't use this principle.
TEKNOIR 26-Oct-17 06:41 AM
That's what the clock direction system is for.
Rejd 26-Oct-17 08:14 AM
compass bearing masterrace
Simplyjack 26-Oct-17 08:30 AM
Hahahahahahhahaha How The Fuck Is Over There Real Hahahahaha Nigga Just Look Up On The Screen Like Nigga Use Your Compass Haha
TEKNOIR 26-Oct-17 10:01 AM
Sextant Master Race(edited)
Hazlen 26-Oct-17 10:10 AM
just lol if you don't communicate enemy positions with minute of angle callouts.
amalilakab 26-Oct-17 10:49 AM
There is a reason I enjoy playing PUBG with certain people, like Tek. That feeling when your teammates pay attention to their orientation.
TEKNOIR 26-Oct-17 11:04 AM
We need to jump back in after KF2 Halloween extravaganza!
Peaches 26-Oct-17 11:50 AM
I'm not great at directions sometimes but I've played enough of those type games to at least try and communicate
Simplyjack 26-Oct-17 12:26 PM
https://gfycat.com/NaiveDisguisedIndianjackal
😂
LEGIT
E
G
I
T
amalilakab 26-Oct-17 12:48 PM
I do'nt own KF2 and also don't have a computer put together to play it yet... or a monitor atm
Simplyjack 30-Oct-17 09:19 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/news/pubg-tips-guide/
hindered 31-Oct-17 07:27 AM
https://pubg.me/items/attachments
Taylor 31-Oct-17 01:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/iMFM7fz.png
I havent played in over a month
Peaches 02-Nov-17 06:09 PM
I haven't played as much. We need to fix that too I guess
Taylor 02-Nov-17 06:24 PM
PUBG Night Soon
hindered 02-Nov-17 07:48 PM
yah
Taylor 02-Nov-17 08:01 PM
Shame my PUBG Partner is like
Finding himself in Europe
Or getting skinned alive by the Russian Mob
hindered 02-Nov-17 08:12 PM
you should have put a ring on it
Simplyjack 02-Nov-17 09:19 PM
@Taylor ill play with ya
@Taylor duos nibba
Hazlen 02-Nov-17 09:32 PM
taylor doesn't play video games
Taylor 02-Nov-17 09:35 PM
@here IIf you have Gamescon crates youre sitting on
They are 6.99 atm
So
A COP IRL 03-Nov-17 01:37 AM
I’ll come back when the new map and vaulting are in
I got a little burnt out pubg
Drop, spend ages looking for a gun. Find some shit. Get killed by a hacker punching me across the map
Shit got infuriating
amalilakab 03-Nov-17 02:14 PM
Why do you think I had to leave to Europe? My partner bailed on me and I couldn't handle it.
I should be at Rej's in the next week or so to build my computer into a box though.
I imagine I might be able to fit a game in
TEKNOIR 03-Nov-17 04:40 PM
im down for us to get back to pubg
i think the holy shit hype has died a little
good time to kick it up again.
amalilakab 03-Nov-17 07:54 PM
Hype never died for me, I just lost the ability to play for awhile.
hindered 04-Nov-17 05:20 AM
people have been backing off due to hackers
amalilakab 04-Nov-17 05:56 AM
Hackers ruin pretty much every game that cannot get a grip on it. 😦 That sucks.
They're too worried about stopping stream sniping.
Simplyjack 04-Nov-17 06:56 AM
fuck streamers
literally 0.01% of the playerbase they pander to, hard(edited)
fuck em
amalilakab 04-Nov-17 10:03 AM
Yeah, it's pretty silly
Taylor 04-Nov-17 10:18 AM
@amalilakab Do you have any Gamescom crates laying around
Theyre getting close to 10$
amalilakab 04-Nov-17 11:15 AM
Uhh, what does that mean?
OOH
the special ones they let you buy?
Yeah dude, I have a good chunk of 'em. I knew they'd go up eventually.
The question is... is there going to be diminishing returns on selling them? Like... will they peak and then crash?
I don't think so, right? Aren't some items only available from opening them? Like you can't even trade some items?
TEKNOIR 04-Nov-17 12:44 PM
Taylor 04-Nov-17 12:45 PM
I forgot what uniques are in the Gamescom creates
A COP IRL 04-Nov-17 04:54 PM
Skirts
Simplyjack 04-Nov-17 04:54 PM
no qt flowered sundresses?
male and female versions
hindered 04-Nov-17 09:57 PM
all clothes are unisex
amalilakab 05-Nov-17 08:28 AM
I wish you could choose the gender's clothing so you could wear a girl cut shirt on a dude.
Ayfi 14-Nov-17 09:17 PM
@ashy hi dad
ashy 14-Nov-17 09:38 PM
hi joe
@joe vc
Simplyjack 15-Nov-17 10:32 AM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273520157060628480/380367220833779723/2351886219572609176227343812095060837699899_n.png
>im goin bareback
Hazlen 15-Nov-17 10:40 AM
... Mexico?
TrapBot 15-Nov-17 10:40 AM
Not enough parameters
amalilakab 15-Nov-17 11:48 AM
iwanttoplay
hindered 15-Nov-17 03:14 PM
test server has vaulting
and a bunch of other shit
Taylor 15-Nov-17 03:14 PM
No shit?(edited)
Awesome
hindered 15-Nov-17 03:15 PM
https://www.playbattlegrounds.com/news/104.pu
Client Optimization
Optimized terrain data to reduce memory usage
Reduced the lag issue when terrain is loading
Reduced the lag issue when multiple players are in sight

Server Optimization
Optimized server performance by adjusting network throughput

Action
Added vaulting & climbing action

Game Play
Vehicle driving balance is modified
* We are adjusting driving sounds to be more realistic. Sources of vehicle sounds will be improved.
Vehicle driving is adjusted to be more realistic
This is an early stage of balancing. We need your feedback to improve driving.
Improved the vehicle and passenger animations

Ballistics overhaul
Projectiles fired from firearms are now affected by air drag. This means that projectiles will now lose velocity over time leading to greater bullet drop and longer travel time
Large scopes (8x, 15x) now have variable zoom that can be adjusted using the Mouse Wheel (by default)
Red dot, holo and 2x sights can now have their reticle's brightness adjusted using Mouse Wheel
Hit areas have been modified
Neck is now protected by the helmet
Damage to the chest area is increased
Base damage is now modified by weapon class
The actual damage is now taking into account following multipliers
Base damage stat of the weapon
Distance traveled by the projectile (damage decreases over distance)
Hit area damage multiplier
Weapon class multiplier

Fixed the excessive aim-punch while leaning in ADS mode
Removed the blurring effect of the weapon and objects close to camera that appeared in non-ADS mode

Vehicles
Unified the sizes of all UAZ models, the number of seats decreased to 4

UI/UX
Improved the backpack capacity UI in the inventory screen
Taylor 15-Nov-17 03:18 PM
Distance traveled by the projectile (damage decreases over distance)
🙏🏿
amalilakab 15-Nov-17 03:32 PM
Niccceeee
TEKNOIR 15-Nov-17 05:33 PM
so we playing this again?
Taylor 15-Nov-17 05:34 PM
Id be down to try out vaulting
ashy 16-Nov-17 08:25 PM
@Ayfi HI
VC
Hazlen 16-Nov-17 08:26 PM
@Ayfi Hi Joe
ashy 16-Nov-17 08:52 PM
@Taylor robomans
Rejd 16-Nov-17 08:54 PM
@Ayfi how you doing friend
ashy 16-Nov-17 08:54 PM
@Ayfi GET IN VOICE CHAT AND TALK TO YOUR DAD
TEKNOIR 22-Nov-17 08:09 AM
Plunk this weekend
hindered 22-Nov-17 09:07 AM
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/866243532108713447/DEE46AC82878A6359D3741D58E30B7AF904F1B29/
hindered 22-Nov-17 03:05 PM
@deleted-role duoz
Taylor 22-Nov-17 03:05 PM
hindered 22-Nov-17 03:06 PM
make a generic voice chan and give me perms to it
ill be around later if tay or anyone stops being afk
Taylor 22-Nov-17 03:55 PM
Niggy I said hey like 100 tiems
hindered 22-Nov-17 03:56 PM
uhh
your mic is broke
Taylor 22-Nov-17 03:56 PM
hindered 22-Nov-17 03:56 PM
im in and talking
hindered 23-Nov-17 07:05 PM
i want a suicide vest with a transferable remote detonator
hindered 25-Nov-17 11:59 AM
@deleted-role playing games in a bit
hindered 25-Nov-17 12:29 PM
thats the first time pubg ever crashed my computer
Taylor 25-Nov-17 01:03 PM
!thinking
YinBot 25-Nov-17 01:03 PM
hindered 26-Nov-17 01:24 PM
@deleted-role real nigga squad assemble
Taylor 26-Nov-17 01:28 PM
Ill be down to play in a while
That sunday naps coming up on me fast
TEKNOIR 26-Nov-17 04:50 PM
saw your message last night when I fired up a comp r6. then it was time for bed. I can join tonight before 10
hindered 26-Nov-17 04:53 PM
get peaches and we got a squad
ill be on in about an hour
Taylor 26-Nov-17 05:29 PM
Same
Taylor 26-Nov-17 06:34 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/AgileHappyRabbitHoneyBadger
hindered 26-Nov-17 06:35 PM
lets do this
@deleted-role
Taylor 26-Nov-17 07:03 PM
@Peaches @TEKNOIR reeeeeeeeeeeeee
TEKNOIR 26-Nov-17 07:10 PM
I'm out. Dumbass wife problems
She going 💯 ✡ over a 20 dollar coupon not working for a 1300 dollar trip to montreal.
45 min on expedia 🇮🇳 support.
Taylor 26-Nov-17 07:38 PM
TEKNOIR 26-Nov-17 07:45 PM
Twist
It was 12 dollars cheaper on internet explorer over Mozilla.
hindered 26-Nov-17 08:26 PM
@deleted-role kool kids klub
TEKNOIR 26-Nov-17 08:36 PM
just gonna pug around R6 since I can't get 10 uninterupted minutes tonight. Dont care about alt f4 them.
Taylor 26-Nov-17 11:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5kUJasi.jpg @Simplyjack
Simplyjack 26-Nov-17 11:38 PM
lol this is some bullshit here
Taylor 26-Nov-17 11:41 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/204675353
Esports Ready
Simplyjack 26-Nov-17 11:44 PM
>blame garry
A COP IRL 27-Nov-17 02:05 AM
Is this game fun yet
Taylor 27-Nov-17 02:17 AM
Did it ever stop being fun?
Simplyjack 27-Nov-17 02:24 AM
yes
TEKNOIR 27-Nov-17 06:35 AM
Top update
Peaches 27-Nov-17 10:22 AM
Walking and dying simulator 2017
Taylor 27-Nov-17 11:13 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousCautiousTrayPlanking
hindered 28-Nov-17 10:22 AM
no stat tracking today, new season tomorro
w
hashtag hotdrops
hindered 28-Nov-17 02:58 PM
@deleted-role games. test is live again, so maybe that.
TEKNOIR 28-Nov-17 06:48 PM
have to reinstall
hindered 28-Nov-17 06:50 PM
do it and letz do hot dropz
TEKNOIR 28-Nov-17 06:50 PM
dling now
hindered 28-Nov-17 06:52 PM
no duos in test, only solos and squads
TEKNOIR 28-Nov-17 07:00 PM
hope everyone else has test installed.
Also is Amal dead to us?
hindered 28-Nov-17 07:01 PM
hes travelling
TEKNOIR 28-Nov-17 07:02 PM
dang, thats a long trip
Lancek 28-Nov-17 07:05 PM
He is to Taylor actually
Taylor 28-Nov-17 07:08 PM
Hes the one that left
No one told him to or forced him
hindered 28-Nov-17 07:13 PM
eating, be ready in a few
ok lets do this
Taylor 28-Nov-17 07:31 PM
My anus is ready
hindered 28-Nov-17 07:34 PM
@deleted-role test squadz. get in voice
Simplyjack 29-Nov-17 02:29 PM
why am i so shit in this game
some fucker with a mini had me pinned down for 5 minutes in prison
he was shooting me from fuckin everywhere reee
p sure he was in the rocks but i couldnt see him aaaaaaa
this is all ive found lmfao
headshotted a minute later
why am i so trash at this reee
Taylor 29-Nov-17 02:56 PM
he says after being in the top 5 consistently the other day
Simplyjack 29-Nov-17 03:10 PM
died in the 90=8-s 3 times, got to 20 once but i did a long jump to georgopol and saw nobody except the guy who put a m16 burst into my face from god knows how far out
died just now
i only get to top 10 if i literally avoid everyone
anytime i have to shoot i fuckin lose
hindered 29-Nov-17 03:12 PM
stop turtling
drop hot and learn to kill
be predator not prey
and stop caring about dinners, focus on getting kills
Simplyjack 29-Nov-17 03:13 PM
i cant get kills because if ucking die every time im in combat
even if i ambush people i miss too much and die
hindered 29-Nov-17 03:14 PM
keep doing it until you dont
Simplyjack 29-Nov-17 03:14 PM
im seriously shit at fps
hindered 29-Nov-17 03:14 PM
it takes a long time
Simplyjack 29-Nov-17 03:14 PM
ive been playing em since i was 9 year sold dude if im not good by now im not gonna be
hindered 29-Nov-17 03:14 PM
you cant extrapolate any other games into this
do aim exercises
cs:go deathmatch
its all practice
TrapBot 29-Nov-17 04:02 PM
Taylor 29-Nov-17 04:02 PM
Hiding is the name of the game
TEKNOIR 29-Nov-17 04:05 PM
SPEED, VIOLENCE, MOMENTUM!
R6 is helping me with aim.
hindered 29-Nov-17 05:05 PM
If you are a coward
Taylor 29-Nov-17 05:45 PM
If you want to win
Simplyjack 29-Nov-17 11:03 PM
fire up a solo fpp game
match is bugged and wont start from warmup
swim to mainland...almost make it before the countdown actually begins 5 mins into the warmup
20 people left at that point
land at school, everyone dies, I duck out and floor it to gatka
etc etc i die at #5 with 3 kills
shot in the fucking back
Taylor 29-Nov-17 11:06 PM
E-sports Ready
Taylor 30-Nov-17 06:15 PM
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/205652191
E 👏🏿 Sports 👏🏿 Ready 👏🏿
hindered 02-Dec-17 09:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbO74-uAbKU
Taylor 03-Dec-17 01:24 AM
Yal I bound uh
Lean to my mouse keys
Game Changer
Peaches 03-Dec-17 08:25 AM
Does it let you live longer
hindered 04-Dec-17 07:49 PM
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/937857232435257344
Taylor 04-Dec-17 07:49 PM
HELL yeah
hindered 04-Dec-17 07:49 PM
also the sawn-off is going to go in the pistol slot
hindered 05-Dec-17 08:11 AM
http://www.islandsofnyne.com/
hindered 05-Dec-17 09:03 AM
https://streamable.com/1fxtf
hindered 05-Dec-17 08:24 PM
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/938232003090006016
Taylor 05-Dec-17 08:29 PM
😍
hindered 06-Dec-17 10:23 AM
TEKNOIR 06-Dec-17 06:08 PM
Holy shit. Mexican Cartel simulator 18!
Hazlen 06-Dec-17 07:20 PM
When did this game add beheadings?
hindered 07-Dec-17 08:18 AM
https://twitter.com/NVIDIAGeForce/status/938454405396836352/photo/1
they need to stop hyping the desert map and fix their shit though
TrapBot 07-Dec-17 09:26 AM
Hazlen 07-Dec-17 09:27 AM
not a metaba?
is that a chiappa?
TrapBot 07-Dec-17 09:48 AM
TrapBot 07-Dec-17 06:43 PM
TEKNOIR 07-Dec-17 06:43 PM
goddamit
TrapBot 07-Dec-17 06:43 PM
TEKNOIR 07-Dec-17 06:43 PM
god fucking dammit
TrapBot 07-Dec-17 06:53 PM
hindered 08-Dec-17 06:31 AM
@deleted-role desert test is live. going to be playing most of the day probably.
Future 08-Dec-17 06:34 PM
Is vaulting on test server
Taylor 08-Dec-17 06:34 PM
Yeah its been on it
Future 08-Dec-17 06:35 PM
Nice
When’s that stuff go live
Test servers are hard
Taylor 08-Dec-17 06:36 PM
Not sure
Burrito 09-Dec-17 12:16 AM
I've been considering it going live on the 12th since that's console release day. Things are looking pretty close to finished, it's pretty amazing on current test.
Burrito 09-Dec-17 08:58 PM
Oh, nvm. 1.0 releases on the 20th for PC.
https://twitter.com/PLAYERUNKNOWN/status/938983367147581441/photo/1
Taylor 09-Dec-17 09:25 PM
Taylor 11-Dec-17 12:21 PM
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/940093762537005056
TrapBot 11-Dec-17 12:26 PM
Alt 11-Dec-17 07:07 PM
https://twitter.com/PLAYERUNKNOWN/status/940059611138211841?refsrc=twsrc%5Etfw&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eurogamer.net%2Farticles%2F2017-12-11-playerunknown-apologises-for-battlegrounds-inappropriate-female-character-model Well thank god for that.
Simplyjack 11-Dec-17 07:15 PM
YinBot 11-Dec-17 07:15 PM
A COP IRL 11-Dec-17 10:14 PM
are the test servers down?
I cant seem to log into them
i just gives me register an account shit
A COP IRL 12-Dec-17 01:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFBlQGI3i48
new map is fun
Alt 12-Dec-17 01:58 AM
Console players are shocked pubg runs like shit on the xbone.
A COP IRL 12-Dec-17 02:00 AM
Never dropped below 100fps on my pc
Alt 12-Dec-17 02:01 AM
Anyone can lie on the internet.
Taylor 12-Dec-17 02:01 AM
🙏🏿
A COP IRL 12-Dec-17 02:01 AM
its true though
with a 1080 and a cpu OC'd to 5.2 I legit havent dipped in fps on pubg
I mean, doesnt change the fact that the game is still a mess of cowboy code
PartTimeNinja 16-Dec-17 01:59 PM
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/915785115804003764/B671FC65AF8A3220A61C50C9B1EC1333DE63E26B/
Future 16-Dec-17 09:49 PM
Hell yeah
I need to get in on the new desert map
Taylor 16-Dec-17 10:01 PM
Same
hindered 17-Dec-17 12:28 AM
yall fags
10/20 should be 1.0 release
Simplyjack 17-Dec-17 12:32 AM
october 2020
hindered 17-Dec-17 12:36 AM
you can play on xbone today if you liek
hindered 17-Dec-17 04:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzvL4O3uomg
PartTimeNinja 18-Dec-17 09:00 AM
Going to pubg later. Anyone wants in hit me up.
Taylor 18-Dec-17 12:09 PM
You doing the test server or what
PartTimeNinja 18-Dec-17 02:03 PM
ya
always
until they release the map
Alt 20-Dec-17 04:44 PM
Polygon gave pubg a perfect score
A COP IRL 20-Dec-17 05:51 PM
E SPORTS READY
Taylor 20-Dec-17 05:52 PM
Polygon gave me cancer
So
Hazlen 20-Dec-17 05:53 PM
E S🅱ORTS READY
Taylor 20-Dec-17 05:54 PM
E SPORTSBALL READY
YinBot 20-Dec-17 05:54 PM
BustrKc 20-Dec-17 10:21 PM
Is this maintenance or?
shit, yeah, till 2am est
hindered 21-Dec-17 07:04 AM
its down
oh, it was up brefily between your post and mine
but they are being ddosed, i think
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/943823655938564096
BustrKc 21-Dec-17 08:08 AM
Its playing worse than 3 months ago
hindered 21-Dec-17 08:32 AM
theres a new nvidia driver meant for pubg
TEKNOIR 21-Dec-17 02:58 PM
played two rounds. looks great.
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 10:57 AM
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/919163362514602351/6728FB7470E95A110712B63B5E6197FF91AC3717/
1-man squad
am god
amalilakab 22-Dec-17 12:11 PM
That wasn't in a squad game?(edited)
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 12:14 PM
there are 1-man squads. Drops you off as a signle and you have to compete against squads of 3 or 4 I think.(edited)
amalilakab 22-Dec-17 12:25 PM
I'm aware, this isn't that. This shows 1/91. That is 91 players. In squads, unless they latest update changed it, the number is of squads, not players. so it'd be more like 1/30 or something.
It could have changed since I haven't played the latest updates since I don't have a desk.
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 12:26 PM
Hm, dunno maybe it was singles. Thought I clicked squads.
amalilakab 22-Dec-17 12:26 PM
Do another one and confirm. I'll certainly apologize and adjust if I'm wrong.
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 12:27 PM
Killed 3 dudes next to eachother, but the last 3 guys were alone.
amalilakab 22-Dec-17 12:27 PM
I'll load up and jump into a lobby and see
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 12:27 PM
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/919163362514857018/A03C0D721770548DE4F7273D7CE9B014D9AEF7D9/
this is signles forsure
The other one was probably solo too
lol
amalilakab 22-Dec-17 12:30 PM
confirme,d 1 man squad shows squad count, not player
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 12:45 PM
My life is a lie.
PartTimeNinja 22-Dec-17 02:50 PM
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/919163362515356397/ECBF02C6C536EA905DAA4D5195A0E3A12BCFA6C0/
pulling them wins today.
Taylor 22-Dec-17 03:12 PM
🤔
hindered 22-Dec-17 03:18 PM
we dont play the most popular game on the internet here
for...reasons
Taylor 22-Dec-17 03:46 PM
because no one ever pings anymore
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:15 PM
i play this game daily. frankly people need to speak up or im not going to bother.
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:16 PM
:goonsay:
YinBot 27-Dec-17 08:16 PM
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:16 PM
You dont bother anyways so lmbo
https://i.imgur.com/0ppzWVx.png
Last time you even bothered to ping
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:45 PM
so i use the goon discord
feel free to find a game there
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:45 PM
lmbo hard pass
hardest pass possible
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:45 PM
i dont care
Simplyjack 27-Dec-17 08:46 PM
hindered/tay beef when
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:46 PM
if anyone wants to actually play they can ping this channel
otherwise youre a gay fag
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:46 PM
>crys no one pings
>never pings
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:46 PM
@deleted-role play this game fags
i pinged so much and no one responded
thats what you dont get
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:46 PM
You havent pinged since the 8th lmbo
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:46 PM
fuck you
faggot
cuz ive found players that play
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:47 PM
:qqsay:
YinBot 27-Dec-17 08:47 PM
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:47 PM
id rather play pwm peeps
yall dont play
and or are gay
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:47 PM
I played everyday with you until you stopped pinging
So stop being a bitchmade faggot
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:47 PM
fucking truth hurts
deal with it
im done
youre bad and gay too
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:48 PM
Done implies you ever started
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:48 PM
read the history
idgaf anymore
ill play with gay goons
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:48 PM
Dont have to read the history when I remember playing with you eeryday
Until one day you just stopped mentioning it
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:48 PM
interest has to be more than one person
sry
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:49 PM
🤷🏿 Then dont take it out on me faggot
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:49 PM
i never did.
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:50 PM
<a:thenk:393584167205732363>
Talk about not reading the history lmbo
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:50 PM
idk what that is and dont care.
find someone else that cares about pubg and then get back to me.
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:50 PM
Did I fall for a bit
Im sorry that nobody but me wants to play dumb shootymans with you but maybe this is a bad hill to have an autistic fit on
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:52 PM
lol
ur so dumb
thanks for the games
Taylor 27-Dec-17 08:52 PM
I mean yeah but I failt to see its relevence atm
hindered 27-Dec-17 08:53 PM
go ahead and delete this channel
TEKNOIR 28-Dec-17 08:39 AM
Why does my mommy and daddy fight? They're getting a divorce and it's my fault.(edited)
amalilakab 28-Dec-17 01:46 PM
It's becaues they didn't beat you enough.
Taylor 28-Dec-17 01:48 PM
Umdrehung 01-Jan-18 09:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XpsoGUPqjE
BustrKc 01-Jan-18 11:28 PM
https://youtu.be/H5Q6tMPQ2uU
killed a guy out a window slapsticky style
Umdrehung 09-Jan-18 08:07 AM
https://gfycat.com/activecautiousgreendarnerdragonfly
Scuba Steve 10-Jan-18 05:40 AM
That was like retardslapfight.gif
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 06:36 AM
esports ready
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 11:39 AM
I don't even watch clips that are in 3rd person anymore
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 11:44 AM
Pretty jarring when it's 3rd person but snaps to 1st person for aiming
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:32 PM
esports ready
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:32 PM
Im very upset guys
I wanted to play this last night
but none of you read my mind and knew my exact feelings about the game and when I wanted to play
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:33 PM
fuck you. play R6 instead of this trash.
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:36 PM
@Taylor I'm reading your mind rn but all i'm getting from it is Taylor Swift lyrics.
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:36 PM
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:37 PM
and terrible anime.
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:38 PM
Hol' up
You trying to tell me an anime about 16 year old high school girls trying to get on a civilian expedition to Antartica is terrible!?
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:38 PM
!thinking
YinBot 10-Jan-18 12:38 PM
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:39 PM
are they in schoolgirl uniforms?
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:39 PM
When theyre in school
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:39 PM
if so, then yes.
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:39 PM
Because unlike AmeriKKKa
Japan knows how to dress its school children
https://streamable.com/u14aw
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:41 PM
PUBG channel is now anime channel.
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:42 PM
All channels are anime channels
Especially #anime-manga(edited)
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:43 PM
I don't understand why keep bringing up the hindered "meltdown." It is over, move on.
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:43 PM
This is @Taylor's bit
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:43 PM
I'm sure it is what Jesus would do.
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:44 PM
Simple my friend
I want to
Jesus also wouldn't fuck you in the ass but if you keep dressing like that
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:44 PM
Galatians 5:22
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:44 PM
Austin 3:16
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:44 PM
Hazlen 4:20
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:44 PM
Illusions 4:20
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
Taylor 14:88
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
Just sayin' man, it is petty, but that is just my opinion. I'll leave it be.
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
My Lord is the Vape Lord.
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
Omen
TrapBot 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
The day BMW stops making fun of a premium meltdown is the day BMW stops being "good"
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
.. darthvaper
TrapBot 10-Jan-18 12:45 PM
:speaking_head: http://i.imgur.com/mHgJ3Oz.gif
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:46 PM
Top 3 all time meltdowns
1. Shadowgate
2. Me at that 3x1 base
3. Hindered
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:47 PM
the difference is looking past the meltdown when it's you. Like my meltdown at Rigby in ARMA. It's all just games.
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:47 PM
Naw, Apostle Peter's meltdown was number 1
Denied him 3 times!
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:47 PM
Ah
The Rigby-ARMA Affair
Thats an event almost lost to time(edited)
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:48 PM
ARMA was good times.
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:48 PM
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:48 PM
I remember when he started messaging me about it
And I said yeah that will be hillarious
4 hours later
meltdowns everywhere
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:48 PM
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:48 PM
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:49 PM
One Shitpost
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:49 PM
of course
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:49 PM
Who'd win
A giant organized religion of child molesters
Or one protestant boi
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:49 PM
heathen protestant
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
satan
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
i dont remember the rigby melty
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
satan always wins
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
we need a meltdown wiki
every beef, every meltdown and ragequit
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
It will go in the Arma article
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
I had a meltdown at rigby for breathing on mic and started TKing and blowing up shit in ARMA and ragequit
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
lmao
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
Rigby went rogue
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
how hard is it to put on PTT
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
And started fucking with everyone
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:50 PM
if people say "hot mic, stop breathing in it" fuckin fix it
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:51 PM
Ghost
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:51 PM
he didn't and i went
Taylor 10-Jan-18 12:51 PM
Ghoooooooooooost
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:51 PM
ARMA good times.
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:51 PM
"waaaah not a single key or button isnt used elsewhere I CANT put on PTT"
fuckin god damn i use middle mouse and its fine for like 99% of thing
no excuses
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:52 PM
vapes furiously
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:52 PM
oh and if i gotta use m3 a lot and hold it down while in VC i either

>change it
>mute myself
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:52 PM
into mic
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:52 PM
smokers reee
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:52 PM
I don't like using my scroll wheel for PTT. I alwys end up scrolling my mouse wheel because I'm bad at games.
TrapBot 10-Jan-18 12:52 PM
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:53 PM
get a less scrolly mouse wheel? idk
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:53 PM
Poor
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:53 PM
but my point stands, ttheres NO SHORTAGE of easily accessible keys
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:53 PM
HOw about I just don't breath into the fucking mic?
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:53 PM
mines bagain basement target bought logitech lmao
or that!
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
I use my scroll wheel for PTT in Siege where all special actions use scroll wheel. I manage
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
but yeah if people say "hot mic" fix it
>burritos keyboad
Hazlen 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
breathes seductively into mic
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
😂🔫
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
I have the monoprice gaming mouse. Cost me $10 bucks. HOwever, it stopped working so I asked for replacement, but they didn't have any in stock and refunded me. My replacement mouse stopped working so I tried monoprice again and it apparently was fine. So I guess I got it for free
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
burrito is fucking terrible about that. I swear his mic is on his keyboard
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:54 PM
KLACKCLAKKCLICKCLACKCKLAKAAKCK
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:55 PM
My buddy Thyrus is that way. His mic is open mic and picks up any sound in room and it hovers right over his keybaord. Reee
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:55 PM
its rude as shit imo
burrito knows and does it on purpose
so its kind of a bit
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:55 PM
Yeah well, he is RL one of my best friends and if he is on PTT he just straight up won't taalk.
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:55 PM
but just the creepy breathing or sounds of domestic violence i nthe background or w/e the fuck
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:56 PM
Also, he is fuckin' hella good at video games and hard carries at anything he plays.
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 12:56 PM
Burrito and Joe are bits in human form.
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 12:56 PM
yeah
amalilakab 10-Jan-18 12:56 PM
Dude was Diamond in SC2 in a month of playing having never played any RTS other that C&C Red Alert
Burrito 10-Jan-18 04:01 PM
@TEKNOIR @Simplyjack non cardioid studio mic and mechanical keys. I only hot mic in my own server and tend not to when there's people in that I don't know irl that are used to it. Not on purpose, just aware of it and planning on new mic soon. 🤷
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 04:01 PM
heavy breathing
.yt stalker bloodsucker breathing
TrapBot 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqxFKL0l58
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
im just fucking with you burriot.
its comical
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
>burriot
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
close enough
Burrito 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
Burrithot
Simplyjack 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
burriotte
buriote
TEKNOIR 10-Jan-18 04:02 PM
your keys are comically loud. the diff is burrito knows when to talk and when not.
Burrito 10-Jan-18 04:03 PM
I know tho, just mentioning I don't do that on purpose and plan on fixing it some time soon.
They are loud enough to wake the dead atm.
Taylor 11-Jan-18 02:58 PM
They nerfed parachute range?
TEKNOIR 11-Jan-18 07:30 PM
lol first time playing in god knows when. Top 3 with a thompson and 4 kills
Simplyjack 11-Jan-18 08:30 PM
every time i play i just die dumbly
with no kills
idk why i bother
BustrKc 11-Jan-18 09:31 PM
its all about yelling 草泥马 on that sweet spawnisland
Taylor 13-Jan-18 01:42 AM
Ive made
More money off this game
Than it cost
It cost 30$ and Ive made like 50$
And I just sold enough crates to buy the toho game
TEKNOIR 13-Jan-18 09:31 AM
Fuck the blockchain. Get on the Pubchain.
amalilakab 13-Jan-18 12:45 PM
🙏🏿
Burrito 15-Jan-18 12:24 PM
TFW some tard I know just unboxed the black leather hooded jacket.
Taylor 15-Jan-18 12:28 PM
Grats on not having to spend real money on Steam for the next 5 years
Burrito 15-Jan-18 12:38 PM
$1300 if he's not too dumb to get rid of it asap
Bear in the Woods 15-Jan-18 01:34 PM
Do you get crates through gameplay?
Taylor 15-Jan-18 01:35 PM
Yeah but not like CSGO
You get currency at the end of matches
That you can buy crates with
They dont drop or anything
Bear in the Woods 15-Jan-18 01:35 PM
Is a $1300 digital coat a <1% drop off a rare crate?
Taylor 15-Jan-18 01:36 PM
The crate isnt that rare, but yeah its an astronomically low number
Bear in the Woods 15-Jan-18 01:38 PM
Best I've done game wise has been 5000 Warfarm plat for a rare rng mod
Taylor 15-Jan-18 01:39 PM
>tfw bought Destiny 2 full price with Blizzard FunBux after I sold 1m gold mount
Bear in the Woods 15-Jan-18 01:40 PM
I bought Overwatch with WoW gold
dunno if that was a great deal or not
Taylor 15-Jan-18 01:40 PM
It was
OW is goat
Bear in the Woods 15-Jan-18 01:41 PM
Can't get too much into it but I always play solo
Also got a full refund on Destiny 2 after buying it on console
amalilakab 15-Jan-18 07:59 PM
Like .01% or less chance I believe
Burrito 16-Jan-18 08:40 AM
It is a 0.32% drop from the paid crate which costs $2.50 to open and is a 40% drop when buying a crate with points.
Long link inc because I'm on mobile and can only copy the link from my server.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273520157060628480/400537797150375939/lNfu5ZmbVglfzXYS_Mw0UWe4vZIOvyRuvxnadKnjD-4.png
TFW gray tier items are over 90% chance in the free crate xddddd
amalilakab 16-Jan-18 10:26 AM
Oh ok, I was way off
Taylor 16-Jan-18 12:04 PM
Glad I got in on the Desperados at 5.50
Theyre like 2.30 now
Oh, no went back to 3.18
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 03:53 PM
I just got a 165hz monitor and this is now (almost) a playable game. It's insane how much of a difference it made.
Future 16-Jan-18 04:48 PM
How do you run pubg at 165fps
That sounds close to impossible
Taylor 16-Jan-18 05:00 PM
Shit
How do you run pubg at 16fps
amalilakab 16-Jan-18 05:37 PM
165hz, not fps
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 06:16 PM
Yeah, I get like 98 fps with settings lowered, but its more the gsync/165hz that makes it just fluid gameplay
I have a 1070 and am real happy with it, but then i play PUBG and that passes
But the monitor and a friend said fast and alot of ram help gameplay substantially
Future 16-Jan-18 06:18 PM
Yeah I don’t know about Gsync really but I’ve never noticed a difference in monitor based hz usually if you aren’t hitting the frames for the monitors native refresh it’s placebo
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 06:19 PM
The gsync stopping that tearing is amazing
TEKNOIR 16-Jan-18 06:20 PM
played 2 rounds for the first im in months. 3rd and 7th. Ez
Got a desperado and biker. Ez skinz ez lyfe
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 06:28 PM
Id really just like a company to make a better pubg. Tarkov doesnt seem to be that and i saw some other game Hunt Showdown that will have pve/pvp elements to a similar br situation.
Taylor 16-Jan-18 06:28 PM
Fortnite?
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 06:28 PM
Ew
I cant look at that game and not see tf2 memes
And the building aspect isn't appealing to me
I played a few rounds and crawled back to pubg
amalilakab 16-Jan-18 07:02 PM
I also wouldn't mind if another company tried their hand at PUBG, but I think for something to overtake PUBG it'd have to AT LEAST balance the simluation side as much as they do. If someone offered a similar game, but handled magazines realistically I'd probably never go back to PUBG.
I like PUBG because of the balance of simulation & arcade. Not too many games with as much simulation aspects in them (I haven't played siege though, so barring that) and I'm personally attracted to the more realistic aspects.
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 07:57 PM
Anyone play Insurgency? I think their engine would make for a good, realistic br style game. Or the battlefield folks, though they're supreme shitlords, could do a cool thing imo.
TEKNOIR 16-Jan-18 08:41 PM
meh
squad is better
BustrKc 16-Jan-18 09:05 PM
I played squad that free weekend and just sat in spawn for most of it because too many new players
Captains just afk
amalilakab 16-Jan-18 09:49 PM
Squad?
Oh I've seen it on steam. That is a milsim or more milsim than most?
Burrito 17-Jan-18 12:18 AM
Squad is basically CS:GO mixed with ARMA
If you're interested in taking a look I'm sure the hotdogs crew would love to play it again, I can stream some for you.
Similar to Insurgency if you've played that.
I guess Insurgency mixed with ARMA is a better description.
amalilakab 17-Jan-18 01:04 AM
Haven't played insurg either. Looks/sounds decent, but no FPS for me right now. Just too uncomfortable and difficult with my current setup. Will have to wait until I get a desk and my own place I'm afraid.
BustrKc 17-Jan-18 01:29 AM
You streaming squad?
TEKNOIR 17-Jan-18 06:42 AM
Squad is def ARMA lite.
amalilakab 19-Jan-18 12:55 AM
https://www.polygon.com/2018/1/16/16898538/playerunknowns-battleground-china-hacker-cheating-crackdown-pubg
Simplyjack 19-Jan-18 01:55 AM
>arrests
jfc china
just...like ban em or something
BustrKc 19-Jan-18 02:02 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/78sl5o/thisishowpubghackersaretreatedinchinese/
amalilakab 19-Jan-18 08:40 AM
China numba 1
Taylor 19-Jan-18 01:18 PM
中国一番
TEKNOIR 19-Jan-18 03:30 PM
Haven't run into any hackers. I have however run into plenty of blueballs shitty netcode.
Ozmiander 21-Jan-18 04:51 PM
fucking got to #5
on the weird new meximap
Ozmiander 21-Jan-18 07:22 PM
https://youtu.be/JrBsWUxVPjw
amalilakab 21-Jan-18 08:49 PM
I don't even watch videos/clips of 3rd person PUBG anymore
Ozmiander 21-Jan-18 09:07 PM
i play both ways
🤷
amalilakab 22-Jan-18 12:47 AM
Yeah, I don't know how to explain it. When I first started PUBG there was no first person and the first time I played was extremely disorienting, I felt like I had no control.
I think I'm just tired of campers/defenders having the upper hand
TEKNOIR 22-Jan-18 06:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB2XO1N-U6Q doc is coming back. I guess he and the Mrs. worked it out.
TEKNOIR 22-Jan-18 07:07 AM
I also play both ways when I forget to select FPP and click start match.
TEKNOIR 22-Jan-18 02:54 PM
Ryan Blaney and Darrell Wallace Jr on pubg now.(edited)
BustrKc 22-Jan-18 03:23 PM
Dr disrespect's new champions club ay? Like portraying a sleezy 80s dude but losing the sleaze
Made this a week or so ago
https://youtu.be/iAHP8rI6xS0
Taylor 22-Jan-18 03:27 PM
What the fuck am I watching
BustrKc 22-Jan-18 04:17 PM
Yes
A friend made a song out of the "dr's message" and had me make a video
Future 22-Jan-18 04:58 PM
I only play third person
BustrKc 22-Jan-18 10:14 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/362905734683295744/405210655566594048/FBIMG1516680135356.jpg
Future 22-Jan-18 11:37 PM
lol I saw that
Simplyjack 22-Jan-18 11:44 PM
id play it
BustrKc 23-Jan-18 02:50 AM
Anyone fuck around in the custom games? Some actually fun modes to be played
amalilakab 23-Jan-18 10:41 AM
I played the zombie mode once and it was kinda fun. I also played around once on a guy doing custom squads. Squads for 8 are kinda crazy, but very entertaining if you can get weapons.
BustrKc 23-Jan-18 10:43 AM
Yeah, I was playing koth 10man with all Chinese dudes on my squad. I was able to say like 2 things to them, but it was still fun running in a group that big
amalilakab 23-Jan-18 10:43 AM
haha nice
RhoA 23-Jan-18 10:53 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/7s7ej7/iwaswonderingwhymygrenadedidntkillhimwell/
amalilakab 24-Jan-18 10:54 AM
That is pretty amazing
Umdrehung 27-Jan-18 12:01 PM
https://gfycat.com/DisgustingDeterminedAmethystinepython
e-sports reasy
Umdrehung 28-Jan-18 02:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD4xbMyYNOc
amalilakab 28-Jan-18 02:10 PM
gdamn, i want to use the aug
Burrito 28-Jan-18 03:02 PM
I mean, the AUG really isn't great. It's about the same as the M4. It's not all around better like the Groza.
amalilakab 28-Jan-18 03:02 PM
I just haven't used it
I want to. The AUG is my favorite rifle.
IRL
Taylor 29-Jan-18 02:09 PM
http://www.pubg8x.com/simulator
Future 29-Jan-18 10:11 PM
How did they get that grenade video is there replays now
Or did they just recreate it
c0rndog 29-Jan-18 10:29 PM
There's replays
Taylor 29-Jan-18 10:38 PM
Theyre SUPER helpful too
To learn what you might have done wrong
TEKNOIR 30-Jan-18 11:24 AM
JFC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6jRcV9VwI
Simplyjack 30-Jan-18 11:46 AM
no ones that good
they gotta be mathcing him with console players or some shit
Ozmiander 30-Jan-18 07:32 PM
he's a former csgo pro
Taylor 30-Jan-18 07:34 PM
And I mean
Military island is 60% shitters
Get a good gun and youre gold
Umdrehung 31-Jan-18 08:39 AM
i dont mean to be /that guy/ but i dont think he's that good in that clip, he had a handgun and pump when most others had nothing, and his positioning was shit when he was out by that satellite...dont get me wrong, he's a good shot, but there were only about 3 kills there that I thought were really good
the rest were him having the drop on someone or being significantly better geared...if you notice the two people he fought who knew where he was and were actually geared give him a pretty good run for his money or killed him
Burrito 31-Jan-18 02:09 PM
I'm more than certain PU gives big streamers special treatment. I know he's the type to suck up to them because they're popular and there is MMR matching in this game. I've seen a lot of shroud clips and he's a really good player but his opponents are always full blown retards. Playing that much and playing that well means he's no doubt easily in the high top 1%. I'm top 3% at lowest and my players are never anything like what he gets. I've seen clips of shroud just out in the open while like six guys just shoot around him while he just pops them all one by one without taking a single hit. They HAVE to be getting special matchmaking treatment because it make for more entertaining streams which keeps big streamers playing and gets viewers more interested in the game.
There's also the fact that the shit players who do nothing but die and follow streamers around mic spamming and honking still manage to get into their games constantly despite matchmaking. There's no way they'd be on the same level.
Taylor 31-Jan-18 02:15 PM
tl:dr
Burrito 31-Jan-18 02:16 PM
Cool people get easy games, Brendan Greene is a soyboy.
Taylor 31-Jan-18 02:18 PM
oh yeah
YinBot 31-Jan-18 02:18 PM
Umdrehung 31-Jan-18 02:53 PM
how do you tell what % or rank or w/e you are? i havent played pubg in a long ass time
Burrito 31-Jan-18 03:02 PM
Leaderboard tells you what percentile you are
Used to just tell you your rank # but now you only see %
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-18 03:55 PM
how do you get easy games?
Ozmiander 31-Jan-18 04:18 PM
hahahahaha
burrito with the pants on head retarded psoting
a++
Taylor 31-Jan-18 04:33 PM
Burrito get better at RS3 insted of PUBG
Scuba Steve 31-Jan-18 06:49 PM
So apparently, despite being Bad At Videogames, I'm top 1% in duo FPP
TEKNOIR 31-Jan-18 07:02 PM
You're ready for MLG son.
Scuba Steve 31-Jan-18 07:46 PM
I can't hit the broad side of dogshit, but place top 10 like 3/4 games
Burrito 01-Feb-18 01:09 AM
Surviving is the point of the game, win rating is weighted pretty hard compared to kill rating. Running to the middle of the circle and hiding until top ten every game would get your rating way up there.
Scuba Steve 01-Feb-18 09:21 AM
That's more or less what I do
Hide in good cover and ambush people
OrkleDorkle 01-Feb-18 11:46 AM
I just try to make as many other people lose as possible, especially when playing solo. If I win then that's great, but I feel like it makes the game way too boring if I'm focused solely on the chicken dinner.
Taylor 01-Feb-18 12:59 PM
Thats the only way to play
Burrito 01-Feb-18 01:17 PM
Well yeah, it's boring as hell if you just snatch up basic stuff and then whack off in a shit shack for 30 minutes just to get first or second. But it gets you highly ranked if that's your thing. Way more fun to listen to the Chinese struggle to insult you in English after you obliterate them.
amalilakab 04-Feb-18 05:34 PM
Yeah I'm curious how the match making works too. It is certainly odd that such large quantities of shitty players are in the upper tier games. They haven't released any of that information have they? Could it be that there is a range? like 5-10 are going to be top 5%, 20-30 are top 20% or something? Maybe there is a mix? I know that the doc has been in games and destroyed shroud and other tops treamers. Maybe that was staged though. if Bluehole was doing shit like that behind the scenes I'd be pretty disappointed.
Burrito 05-Feb-18 01:49 PM
Does bluehole/PUBG corp do anything other than disappoint?
Taylor 05-Feb-18 02:02 PM
You mean other than create the most popular game in the world that nobody here is playing
On a serious note
noticed my FPS is through the roof lately
>dropped into village alone
>scoured other villages found nobody
>waited for people to come from firing range, nobody came
>died to blue wall
E-Sports Ready
Burrito 05-Feb-18 02:39 PM
You should never die to the blue btw -PU
Taylor 05-Feb-18 02:39 PM
It was so boring I was tabbed out and lost track of time
Burrito 05-Feb-18 02:44 PM
According to your experience I can bet with 100% certainty that you were playing on the desert map. Guy pls we promise you'll like it once you get used to it.
Taylor 05-Feb-18 02:45 PM
Nope actually
It was the old map
I dont like the desert map though
Burrito 05-Feb-18 02:45 PM
Where the fuck did you land
Taylor 05-Feb-18 02:46 PM
I dont remember
Shooting range adjacent
Burrito 05-Feb-18 02:49 PM
The city north east of it?
Taylor 05-Feb-18 02:49 PM
It was just some unnammed vilalge
Ozmiander 05-Feb-18 04:19 PM
hahah
burrito still booty bothered about pubg for no reason
Burrito 05-Feb-18 11:01 PM
?
I like playing PUBG
I just wish there was a better BR game. Because this one is a mess.
Also >no reason
c0rndog 06-Feb-18 08:40 AM
n0thing and Shroud recently said that fortnite is much better optimized, smoother, and better all around game but they enjoy PUBG way more as they feel fortnite is for children.
Source https://twitter.com/n0thing/status/960687121177616385
Burrito 06-Feb-18 09:44 AM
Also near 50% score on steam sooo
Good game but they've dropped the ball harder than physically possible.
I want to like fortnite br but it's aesthetic and stuff like building just feel off in a br.
I like it all in the co-op base game but it just feels weird in this case imo.
I could honestly live with all the bugs and shitty parts of gameplay, even the desync because everyone else is on the same ground there. Letting China run rampant is the deal breaker. Spending over thirty minutes looting and making your way into the circle to get deleted is just a waste of time. Just not worth dealing with it.
c0rndog 06-Feb-18 10:02 AM
It doesn't seem to be an issue in fpp how ever
I guess the Chinese eyes are too squinty for fpp viewing
Burrito 06-Feb-18 10:03 AM
As much of an issue.
They all just pick default.
amalilakab 07-Feb-18 11:12 AM
I should be able to play PUBG again in about a week. I'm stoked.
Future 07-Feb-18 06:21 PM
Is this game an esport yet
Or is t fortnite now
Which one can I watch as the pre game show to csgo tourneys
amalilakab 07-Feb-18 06:36 PM
I don't know what makes something qualify as an eport tbh. I know that there are currently three channels on twitch running PUBG tournaments though. I haven't seen any bigish time fortnite tournies, but that is also because I'd likely ignore them even if I did see them?
Likely just a confirmation bias thing as to why I haven't noticed FN
Taylor 07-Feb-18 06:38 PM
Its just a meme
TEKNOIR 09-Feb-18 08:27 PM
Yup https://v.redd.it/atz0c1h488f01
amalilakab 10-Feb-18 02:19 AM
Odd how often this is the case in 4man squad
Pretty sure I have more wins with 3s than with anything else
BustrKc 12-Feb-18 03:04 PM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/380238609242128384/412715287410900992/image.jpg
Rejd 12-Feb-18 05:26 PM
:same:
YinBot 12-Feb-18 05:26 PM
amalilakab 12-Feb-18 10:31 PM
Bitches, I'm PUBG ready
Taylor 12-Feb-18 11:49 PM
Umdrehung 13-Feb-18 07:35 AM
https://gfycat.com/ComfortableUnimportantGoitered
amalilakab 13-Feb-18 04:37 PM
Don't have my mic stand yet, but I an play pubg now, you might just have to hear me clicking keys until the mount arrives.
Taylor 13-Feb-18 04:47 PM
amalilakab 13-Feb-18 05:00 PM
Nope, true news. I'm at a desk with a monitor. 100% ready for PUBG. I shipped my mic mount to myself and should be here in a couple days
Taylor 13-Feb-18 05:01 PM
I wont believe it until I see some chicken dinners
amalilakab 13-Feb-18 05:02 PM
lol
It is currently 10C in the house, so cold. I ordered a little space heater
I can set my mic on the desk and should work, but prolly going to pick up mad key clicks
Taylor 13-Feb-18 05:03 PM
Ok Burrito
amalilakab 13-Feb-18 05:05 PM
Yeah for a couple of days
Simplyjack 13-Feb-18 05:07 PM
mine some BTC that'll heat your room up
Taylor 13-Feb-18 05:11 PM
🙏🏿
amalilakab 13-Feb-18 05:43 PM
haha I have the door closed and didn't shut off my pc last night
It has helped a bit. My PC puts out a lot of heat, but not enough to combat this it seems.
However, haven't played games to push gpu
Burrito 14-Feb-18 01:28 PM
SOMEONE is jealous that my keyboard can summon dead gods.
c0rndog 14-Feb-18 02:48 PM
Prudes asshole summons gay gods
Hazlen 14-Feb-18 02:49 PM
prudes asshole IS an ancient god. the kind dedicated to sin and debauchery.
amalilakab 15-Feb-18 12:30 PM
Forgot to share, I was carried
Taylor 15-Feb-18 12:40 PM
🙏🏿
amalilakab 18-Feb-18 12:47 PM
@deleted-role Looking for one more player. In my discord if you're down.
amalilakab 18-Feb-18 02:00 PM
Nobody wants to play? Do I need to have a meltdown?
xD
Taylor 18-Feb-18 05:15 PM
Sorry I was balls deep in a nap
amalilakab 21-Feb-18 09:36 PM
So gamescoms crate about to be worth shit
Taylor 21-Feb-18 09:37 PM
I cashed out at the ideal time
When it was scrapping 8$
amalilakab 21-Feb-18 09:43 PM
Yeah
amalilakab 23-Feb-18 07:26 PM
Return of the chicken dinners
amalilakab 25-Feb-18 01:58 AM
Gettin' there
TEKNOIR 25-Feb-18 11:11 AM
Bottom 2%. Feels good.
amalilakab 25-Feb-18 11:27 AM
Gettin' thur
amalilakab 25-Feb-18 12:34 PM
Ok, now it feels good
amalilakab 27-Feb-18 12:04 AM
amalilakab 02-Mar-18 12:39 AM
amalilakab 02-Mar-18 05:15 PM
Hazlen 02-Mar-18 05:50 PM
mods plz rename channel to "Amals Rotisserie"
amalilakab 02-Mar-18 06:29 PM
^^
I approve.
Anal Rotisserie also acceptable
amalilakab 04-Mar-18 05:42 PM
Hey, where on the old map (erangel) does this or something similar exist?
Simplyjack 04-Mar-18 06:06 PM
southwest by the power plant
west of burned forest iirc
amalilakab 04-Mar-18 06:18 PM
Like here around mylta power/minor power?
Simplyjack 04-Mar-18 06:24 PM
yeah kinda
amalilakab 04-Mar-18 06:50 PM
I can't find them. 😦
I just wanna know where they are!
How can I have this many hours in the game and not know where that is
Simplyjack 04-Mar-18 07:21 PM
nm im gay
Burrito 05-Mar-18 08:16 AM
Nothing like that on Erangel. Shooting range is your closest bet.
amalilakab 05-Mar-18 02:08 PM
Yeah, I had some offensive things said at me because I said that little substation didn't exist in Erangel
They were calling me liar and all this shit and using it to discredit me toward other things
I finally got them to show me where
They took me to mylta power 😕
My question was "I wish there were a section like this, with loot, on erangal."
They all told me there was.
Then gave me shit when I said "naw, I knwo that map, I've played nearly 500h on it."
Then when they show me and I said, this isn't what was on miramar
they said "well it is like it."
I said, I was asking for the exact structure, with loot drops. Not something similar, I asked if this structure existed.
Why are people fucking retarded?
Burrito 05-Mar-18 02:52 PM
Afaik Erangel and Miramar share no structures.
Or static models in general.
amalilakab 05-Mar-18 09:57 PM
That would make sense
amalilakab 08-Mar-18 08:32 PM
https://www.playbattlegrounds.com/news/130.pu
Burrito 09-Mar-18 07:53 AM
Emotes tho <a:ablobgrimace:400876670480941057>
amalilakab 09-Mar-18 12:11 PM
Reason enough to keep playing
Burrito 09-Mar-18 01:32 PM
...is that not garbage to you?
Taylor 09-Mar-18 01:35 PM
Woah watch that tone
We dont need someone to go Full Hindered again
c0rndog 09-Mar-18 01:57 PM
Daddy, whassa full hondered?
Taylor 09-Mar-18 02:11 PM
Let me dust off this ol tome
Titled The Legend of Hindereds Meltdown
Simplyjack 09-Mar-18 02:14 PM
.yt fireplace 8 hours
TrapBot 09-Mar-18 02:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfjXj5EGqI
Taylor 09-Mar-18 02:16 PM
tldr Hindered got real mad because we never played PUBG with him despite the fact he never asked us
c0rndog 09-Mar-18 02:30 PM
Ohh like how females get mad that you don't acknowledge they're mad cause when you asked they said they were fine
Taylor 09-Mar-18 02:42 PM
Essentially
c0rndog 09-Mar-18 04:31 PM
Did he dip out the server?
Lmao
Taylor 09-Mar-18 04:32 PM
Yeah nigga DIPPED
He left on...
December 27th
And checking his Steam page, he hasnt played PUBG since atleast the 13th of Jan
Sooooo......
lmbo
c0rndog 09-Mar-18 04:37 PM
Ask him if he wants to play pubg
Taylor 09-Mar-18 04:39 PM
Nah Im not gonna antagonize
No ill will against the guy
Everyones allowed one good meltdown(edited)
Burrito 09-Mar-18 05:01 PM
Now that you mention it why tf you guys don't play Fortnite with me. (edited)
Taylor 09-Mar-18 05:02 PM
I actually
Have never even played Fortnite
tbqh
Burrito 09-Mar-18 05:03 PM
I tried it once a few days ago. It's for kids.
You can't ADS. All you can do is hip fire and focus hip fire unless you have a scope. If you have a scope you would think it would go to the crosshair, but it's still focus hip fire.
H1Z1 tier cosmetics.
Free and easy to run, so early LoL type community.
And of course lmbo building system.
Taylor 09-Mar-18 05:09 PM
Yeah if I wanted a shityt combat system with 12 year olds who call me fags behind their fuck off walls Id go back to Rust
Taylor 11-Mar-18 11:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XlpctpI.png
TrapBot 11-Mar-18 11:48 PM
amalilakab 12-Mar-18 02:12 AM
I had a round with 9 kills... all running dual micro uzi. Felt great.
^^ 3 man squad with my friend and his dad. His dad clutched it in a 1v4
Taylor 12-Mar-18 02:23 AM
🙏🏿
Burrito 12-Mar-18 08:01 AM
The uzi is a monster tbh. My favorite early gun. Nobody thinks to ads with it because it's always a close range fight but it's a dps beast if you get that grouping in a line.
amalilakab 12-Mar-18 01:17 PM
I love the Uzi as well. It is heavily underestimated. You got a stock & extended magazine on there and you basically have a laser that will drop 35 rounds in under 2 seconds in a tiny little cluster on anything closer than 10-20m. Also, it does OK at medium range with small taps, enough to keep people on the run for you to close the gap.
The main problem is having enough 9mm to spam the fuck out of it
Burrito 12-Mar-18 01:29 PM
I usually prefer it over shotguns. Shotguns can one hit but are unreliable and shorter range. Uzi can always be counted on.
amalilakab 12-Mar-18 06:04 PM
I like the over under, but yeah, same I agree that I prefer the uzi.
Ozmiander 12-Mar-18 06:16 PM
sawed off or gtfo(edited)
amalilakab 12-Mar-18 07:46 PM
I'LL LEAVE NOW
amalilakab 13-Mar-18 01:39 AM
http://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1653257072163725514
amalilakab 15-Mar-18 12:17 AM
1v4 https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverCuteBeanPermaSmug
amalilakab 15-Mar-18 08:58 PM
I am the 1%
Simplyjack 15-Mar-18 09:04 PM
Amal's rotisserie
amalilakab 15-Mar-18 09:48 PM
^^
Alt 16-Mar-18 01:08 AM
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209823042765848576/424086340490231808/29214131101562994218026583389624405167439872_n.png
amalilakab 16-Mar-18 01:32 AM
^^
Really good or recoil script?
TEKNOIR 16-Mar-18 06:25 AM
sktech
amalilakab 18-Mar-18 02:41 PM
AFC - Amal's Fried Chicken
c0rndog 19-Mar-18 07:02 PM
@amalilakab thats a recoil script but like damn why the blood green tho
Burrito 19-Mar-18 07:03 PM
It's an option because some places think blood is bad but bloo goo is okiedorey
Came back for one game before I had to do things after not playing for a month or two <a:ablobsunglasses:400876918406381569>
@c0rndog Was the thot bait and he did a good job.
amalilakab 19-Mar-18 08:41 PM
I originally switched because someone told me it was a thing and I didn't believe them. Immediately noticed it was OP and could see blood from a mile away (literally) and was kind of cheap. They fixed it and changed the color to green instead of kind of a turquoise color and I really like green so I've just left it.
c0rndog 19-Mar-18 09:47 PM
Is that like a colorblind mode or something?
Burrito 19-Mar-18 11:50 PM
As I mentioned it was for Korea because abloo abloo blood is bad in bideo games.
amalilakab 20-Mar-18 06:39 PM
^
Green is not typically used for colorblindness. The main colorblindness (in males at least) is where greens and reds conflict so shouldn't be making green things. My friend basically can't see the green blood since the change (used to be more turquoise/tealish).
amalilakab 02-Apr-18 02:29 PM
https://twitter.com/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/status/980808410605277190?s=19
amalilakab 03-Apr-18 10:33 PM
First dinner on new map
#amalsrotisserie
amalilakab 04-Apr-18 01:43 AM
Simplyjack 04-Apr-18 02:56 AM
played three games, got rocked
i keep forgetting im not good at this and never will be
Burrito 04-Apr-18 07:08 AM
@Simplyjack hmu if you ever want to play. We can struggle to learn Chinese together.
amalilakab 04-Apr-18 02:03 PM
@Simplyjack I'm bad at the game. My first four or five games I just got destroyed and then instead of being good at the game I decided to be smart and started dropping at smaller settlements. I've found my favorite place to land and because of the size of the map, I usually can go there. One of the great things about this map is the 2x AR spawn rate. You can get a decent gun pretty much anywhere with high %age.
In my experience 30-50% of the population dies before the first circle even starts to close.
So I go safe, instead of being good, get my gear, and play it slow and steady. Up until my dinner I had only gotten 2 kills once, otherwise hadn't even scored more than one kill in a game. I think I only have 5 or 6 top ten finishes including my dinner.
Simplyjack 04-Apr-18 02:09 PM
i get to the end and die
i always lose in fights
i cant aim
like i can get to top 10 or more but its 100% evasion
if i have to shoot, i lose
although i did kil la guy yesterday near the end who was wearing some fraky leather bondage fetish gear
i got that guy all the way at the end
the most exasperated "jesus fuckin christ" over the mic
just dumped on him with a mini14
landed in power, swam to the docks, ran over the hill into the radar station, then into the hills north of military base
got to #12 or something
100% avoiding everyone
also FPP 1 man squad
Man-Mode
amalilakab 04-Apr-18 03:45 PM
hahaha that is pretty great though
Yeah, PUBG is a fairly brutal shooter. You get one life, not a lot of it, generally doesn't take many bullets and there is so much range and distnace you can die from anywhere.
The game isn't about KDA though. I know a lot of people talk trash (to me) becuase I often have low KDA numbers, but BR isnt' about killing everyone, it is about winning and finishing last (or at least top ten)
I play the point. The point of PUBG BR is to finishing top ten or better.
I lack some of the mechanics of better players to drop school everytime and get top ten, so I play what works for me (usually Gatka).
As for mechanics, lower sensitivity and larger mouse pad. The more I lower my sensitivity and the more I use my arm for aiming (and wrist for small movements) the better I get and EASILY is the biggest thing I've ever done to my FPS game.
IU'm still bad at the game, but I have something like 50 dinners?
so maybe above average as it comes to dinners and top 10, but below average for kda probably
Simplyjack 04-Apr-18 05:12 PM
150+ games, no dinners
basically if i cant win a game im not gonna play it
i dont expect to win every time obv
but if i will NEVER EVER win
fuck it
amalilakab 05-Apr-18 02:51 AM
😦
BustrKc 05-Apr-18 09:57 AM
Simplyjack 05-Apr-18 09:59 AM
plot twist, theyre all gassed, bundled up onto a cargo plane and dumped off on an island for reals
BustrKc 05-Apr-18 10:00 AM
Ive killed a bunch of people already
RhoA 05-Apr-18 11:39 AM
best way to get better at shooting is to go to highly populated areas
yeah you die a lot more but you also get better at learning the mechanics
Burrito 05-Apr-18 11:59 AM
https://gfycat.com/KindlySoulfulLarva epsorto readyo
amalilakab 05-Apr-18 12:13 PM
Just looks like that guy can't control the torque of that buggy.
Definitely operator error 🙄
@RhoA That is what I did after awhile. I did hot, found I sucked, went long jumps, but would die in most first interactions, starting going military until I wasn't a total piece of shit. Now I'm a moderately lame piece of shit and go wherever I feel at the moment. xD
amalilakab 07-Apr-18 02:48 PM
https://clips.twitch.tv/FlirtySquareBatGivePLZ
Simplyjack 07-Apr-18 02:53 PM
talkin to the cat lmao
amalilakab 08-Apr-18 05:24 PM
He gives good advice Kappa
Simplyjack 11-Apr-18 10:03 AM
amalilakab 11-Apr-18 11:26 AM
I saw this. Pretty great.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/809960/Radical_Heights/
amalilakab 11-Apr-18 03:18 PM
Burrito 11-Apr-18 03:19 PM
No clothing spawns finally 🙏
amalilakab 11-Apr-18 03:40 PM
Right?!
That alone is game changing. F will finally be a functional and reasonable tool to use.
All look like good updates more or less. Their graph for how they do blue zone damage/speed is... weirdly figured out
RhoA 11-Apr-18 08:35 PM
that radical heights game looks hilarious
watched the doc play a bit
amalilakab 11-Apr-18 09:52 PM
I installed it.
Doc played it and streamed it?! hahah kinda surprised
plateroLLJK 14-Apr-18 05:45 PM
i'm intrigued by it, might give it a shot next week
amalilakab 14-Apr-18 07:33 PM
I've played it a lot yesterday/today. I actually like it. Has promise. Not a replacemnt for PUBG for me because PUBG is closer to sim and this is closer to arcade
But I legit have been having fun playing RH. I'm into it
RhoA 19-Apr-18 09:46 PM
https://reddit.com/r/PUBATTLEGROUNDS/comments/8di19z/canijointhepros_now/
BustrKc 20-Apr-18 10:21 AM
Scuba Steve 24-Apr-18 12:17 AM
Woo, 2 chickens, 2 top 10s in 5 rounds
amalilakab 24-Apr-18 01:07 AM
Fuck yeah my dude
Play with me sometime.
Scuba Steve 24-Apr-18 02:13 AM
That was a hilariouis series of flukes
Normally I'm fucking cursed and maybe get 1 dinner a night
But 4x/m16/comp is like right at the sweet spot of my arthritic old man hands
amalilakab 26-Apr-18 03:20 PM
Big update: https://steamcommunity.com/games/578080/announcements/detail/1651009712392248570
TL;DR

SMGs are good for CQB
ARs now no longer have a "best" rifle cough M416 cough, but technically the best is the AKM
Pistols do more damage
Sights can have their reticle changed using pgup/pgdn
Lots of new attachments for guns
New vehicle for Miramar
BustrKc 04-May-18 10:20 AM
Simplyjack 04-May-18 10:27 AM
just a matter of time
amalilakab 08-May-18 05:57 PM
Anyone check out Ring of Elysium yet?(edited)