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Revision as of 17:26, 7 May 2019
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| Born | Gilberto Del Rio |
| Nationality | Filthy Spic |
| Other names | TT, AwfulCitizen |
| Education | Computer Toucher Degree |
| Occupation | Apple Computer Toucher |
| Known for | Snatching failure from the jaws of victory |
Notable work | SomethingAwful Discord , Goon Discord Network, Literally one act of trolling in AlbionOnline |
| Spouse(s) | Somehow |
| Children | Yes |
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Tempus Thales (born Gilberto Del Rio; 1488 BCE), Is the current WTT Universal Champion of Failure, Self appointed 'Community Leader' of the Goons, Known idler of computer games and a noted master of the spell withering touch.
Early life
Due to the advanced age of TT not many record survive of the time of his birth. Legends state his birth was heralded by 10 crops withering in perfect conditions prophesizing his digital legendary abilities.