Tempus Thales

Tempus Thales is the self appointed 'Community Leader' of the Goons and MMO thread reserver, known for cornering the market on niche MMOs to expand his community.

Tempus Thales
Born	1856 Some shithole
Other names	TT, AwfulCitizen
Education	Computer Toucher Degree
Occupation	Apple Computer Toucher
Known for	Snatching failure from the jaws of victory
Notable work	SomethingAwful Discord , Goon Discord Network, Literally one act of trolling in Albion Online
Spouse(s)	Somehow
Children	Yes

“	Goons don't just win, everyone can win. Goons win and totally demoralize. That is really winning.	„
	— Tempus Thales on statements he will never live up to.

Early Career

Tempus began his career trying to shill t-shirts to Goons on offsite forums and stealing money from the Archeage clan bank.

SA Discord

See also: Unofficial Something Awful Discord

Realizing the potential of the platform early on, TT established the unofficial SomethingAwful Discord in 2016.

GDN

See also: Error: Template must be given at least one article name, IAmKale, and GDN

Operation Overlard

See also: Operation Overlard

Downfall