Conquest of Rusty Bottoms

The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms was a months long campaign during the Summer of 2015 that came shortly after the formation of BMW. The war is widely agreed as one of the greatest sagas in BMW history, and solidified BMW as a force withing the Something Awful gaming community.

The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms
The Bimmers decorate the former site of an enemy base so they know who to be pissed at.
Date May 29th - August 30th 2015 (2 months, 3 weeks and 4 days) Location Rusty Bottoms Result BMW utterly dominates and kills the Rusty Bottoms Rust server
Belligerents
BMW	KRAKEN FUKBMW SPARTA HR SPEED LAPD ONE POON TSBS
Commanders and leaders
Capitaler Kimsemus Taylor Swift Rejdukien	Xyelz Jaq Ashy Moegex The Economist BTK
Strength
~ 100 Bimmers	An endless horde of Pubbies
Casualties and losses
Katy Perrys Milk Tits, 2 DREADFORTS, Capitalers patience	Heavy personnel losses, total resource losses in most cases, countless pubbies run off of the server

Introduction

See also: BMW#Formation

History

The First Wipes

During the first wipe, BMW had set up in the frozen north but was constantly under siege by the larger clans like PANDA and TBS, even once completely foundation raiding the DREADFORT, saved only by the quick work of Prude and others to get the foundations back in place before a server reset. However, once the DREADFORT was fully built and secured, the complex was safe enough to withstand a full scale assault by FUKBMW. In the second wipe, BMW would stay in the frozen north but in a much more secure compound, never once penetrated except briefly by KRAKEN who overtook an unsecured tower on the periphery built by iRoguebot.

On the 3rd wipe, however, Capitaler made the call to move the compound to the airfield.

Dominance Begins

Now centrally locked and overlooking one of the maps major landmarks, BMW had near complete control of the island, raiding any and all at will. This persisted for several wipes, set back only by a noclip hacker and a full scale assault by SPEED.

See Also

• DREADFORT