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Clavo - Originating from Zach Parsons SomethingAwful front page article CONEX Convict Connections^[1], clavo is used as a word to describe something that is scary or frightening of the non-euclidean nature. Clavo actually means "nail" in Spanish, so its not known where Parsons got the word from originally.
Fully Torqued - Originating from an episode of Workaholics ^[2]. to be fully torqued means to be in a state of complete and total arousal, usually meaning a massive boner (or rager)
TDS - Trump Derangement Syndrome (Also, Taylor Derangement Syndrome) is something people after 2015 have started being infected with that results in the complete and total evacuation of all their prior sensibilities and logica, leading the sufferer to meltdown.
Would You Beat?
Melty
Crank down
Swayze'ing
Chup
Cutch
Power Hungry Rape Ape
Big Bird/Cookie Monster Style
Little Titty Baby/Boy
Baby Back Bitch
Trap house
Ackackackackack
Rampin' shit
Bumbler
Probing

Recurring Jokes