Playground Wars

The Playground Wars of Goon Playground were a series of battles and skirmishes that took place on the server in the waning months of pre-BMW Rust. The wars are widely considered to have directly caused the downfall and eventual death of Goon Playground.

The Playground Wars
The DETROIT Massacre
Date Q1 2015 Location GOON PLAYGROUND Result Eventual death of the server, decision to form BMW
Belligerents
GM	GAY	FORD
Commanders and leaders
Kimsemus Rejdukien	Prude Taylor Swift Method Man	Cal Worthington The Captain
Strength
20 GM Goons	5-10 Random Goons	10+ Ford Goons
Casualties and losses
DETROIT razed, GM slaughtered	GAYVENGERS tower burned, WUTANG tower leveled	Fords Northern base demolished

Fall of Fort Taylor

In the meantime, a small gang of fringe Goons and pubbies had joined under the clan name of GAY. Led by Prude and Taylor Swift, the clan set up in DETROIT next to the GM satellite base in a building they called GAYVENGERS TOWER. They were also responsible for builing the ZIGGURAT in DETROIT. Far to the south, in former GDC territory, Taylor had established a well defended base called FORT TAYLOR. Most of the clans better loot was stored here, in what was assumed to be a safe location. However, the FORT was broken into by an unknown party. No one ever admitted to it, but its highly speculated it was GM.

Battle of Fire Island

The base built on the ruins of FORDS failure at FIRE ISLAND.

After the first wipe of Playgrounds, a new map was selected that featured a massive island to the southwest. FORD was the first to claim the island, but a small detachment of GAY forces showed up shortly afterwards and contested the island. Prude and Succ, using basic weapons, bested 3 or 4 FORD members, and drove them off the island, allowing GAY to make a foothold. After more GAYS logged on, they struck an official pact with GM, and formed the cooperative GMGAY FIRE ISLAND base.