Conquest of Rusty Bottoms
The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms was a months long campaign during the Summer of 2015 that came shortly after the formation of BMW. The war is widely agreed as one of the greatest sagas in BMW history, and solidified BMW as a force withing the Something Awful gaming community.
The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms | |||||||
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The Bimmers decorate the former site of an enemy base so they know who to be pissed at. | |||||||
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Belligerents | |||||||
BMW |
KRAKEN FUKBMW SPARTA HR SPEED LAPD ONE POON TSBS | ||||||
Commanders and leaders | |||||||
Capitaler Kimsemus Taylor Swift Rejdukien |
Xyelz Jaq Ashy Moegex The Economist BTK | ||||||
Strength | |||||||
~ 100 Bimmers | An endless horde of Pubbies | ||||||
Casualties and losses | |||||||
Katy Perrys Milk Tits, 2 DREADFORTS, Capitalers patience | Heavy personnel losses, total resource losses in most cases, countless pubbies run off of the server |
Introduction
See also: BMW#Formation