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| birth_name    = Gilberto Del Rio
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| birth_date    =  1488
| birth_date    =  1856
| birth_place  =  Some shithole
| birth_place  =  Some shithole
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| nationality  = Filthy Spic
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| other_names  = TT, AwfulCitizen
| other_names  = TT, AwfulCitizen
| occupation    = Apple Computer Toucher
| occupation    = Apple Computer Toucher
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| known_for    = Snatching failure from the jaws of victory
| known_for    = Snatching failure from the jaws of victory
| notable_works = [[SomethingAwful Discord]] , [[Goon Discord Network]], Literally one act of trolling in AlbionOnline
| notable_works = [[SomethingAwful Discord]] , [[Goon Discord Network]], Literally one act of trolling in Albion Online
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'''Tempus Thales''' (born '''Gilberto Del Rio'''; 1488 BCE), Is the current WTT Universal Champion of Failure, Self appointed 'Community Leader' of the [[Goons]], Known idler of computer games and a noted master of the spell withering touch.
'''Tempus Thales''' is the self appointed 'Community Leader' of the [[Goons]], Known idler of computer games and a noted master of the spell withering touch.


=Early life=
= Early life =
Due to the advanced age of TT not many record survive of the time of his birth. Legends state his birth was heralded by 10 crops withering in perfect conditions prophesizing his digital legendary abilities. Other legends state that he one day walked out of a taco field, fully grown and already admin of 10 dead discords.
Due to the advanced age of TT not many record survive of the time of his birth. Legends state his birth was heralded by 10 crops withering in perfect conditions prophesying his digital legendary abilities. Other legends state that he one day walked out of a taco field, fully grown and already admin of 10 dead discords.


=Albion Online=
= Albion Online =
 
= The Goon Discord Network =
=The Goon Discord Network=
== The SA Discord ==
 
=== The Exile Of Taylor Swift ===
==The SA Discord==
 
===The Exile Of Taylor Swift===