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On July 18th 2013, Prude returned from his long sabbatical dedicated to the idea of reforming the old group. Together, he and Shelarahn set out getting people more interested, mainly the few loyalists still around from Friend Zone. Additionally, Prude reached out to his long time high school acquaintance, [[Pigeon]], who bonded with the group immediately over talk of breakups and ex-girlfriends. | On July 18th 2013, Prude returned from his long sabbatical dedicated to the idea of reforming the old group. Together, he and Shelarahn set out getting people more interested, mainly the few loyalists still around from Friend Zone. Additionally, Prude reached out to his long time high school acquaintance, [[Pigeon]], who bonded with the group immediately over talk of breakups and ex-girlfriends. | ||
Two of the Friend Zone loyalists, Dlight and Shilav, suggested that the newly reformed COMMUNISM look to the WoW server of Lightninghoof as a launch point for the new WoW venture. The server was ideal: Few large guilds, no huge raid scene, very casual. | |||
= Arrival & COMMUNISM vs DISTRACTION = | = Arrival & COMMUNISM vs DISTRACTION = | ||
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= The Jen Affair = | = The Jen Affair = | ||
[[File:IMG_0621.PNG|left|upright|thumb|Jens confession to Prude. Not pictured is the soul crushing cringe and awkwardness.]] | [[File:IMG_0621.PNG|left|upright|thumb|Jens confession to Prude. Not pictured is the soul crushing cringe and awkwardness.]] | ||
One of the more vocal and upfront recruits from Lightninghoof was a trailer trash woman named Jen. Jen would frequently come into Mumble with her mic on voice activity so you could hear her other trailer trash friends in the background cooking meth or listening to ICP or voting for The Green Party. As with most forlorn women who joined COMMUNISM, Jen especially grew close with Prude, to the point where they were texting. In mid-December, Jen used this opportunity to confess a crush on Devin, who was probably 10 years her junior and 300lbs her inferior in mass. Prude, appropriately, was freaked out and told Pigeon and Shelarahn. The common advice was to hard ghost her and ban her from everything. | One of the more vocal and upfront recruits from Lightninghoof was a trailer trash woman named Jen. Jen would frequently come into Mumble with her mic on voice activity so you could hear her other trailer trash friends in the background cooking meth or listening to ICP or voting for The Green Party. As with most forlorn women who joined COMMUNISM, Jen especially grew close with Prude, to the point where they were texting. In mid-December, Jen used this opportunity to confess a crush on Devin, who was probably 10 years her junior and 300lbs her inferior in mass. Prude, appropriately, was freaked out and told Pigeon and Shelarahn. The common advice was to hard ghost her and ban her from everything. She responded by kicking everyone from the guild and writing a passive aggressive Message of the Day targeted at the COMMUNISTS, after which she joined the rival clan of <DISTRACTION>, owned by the aforementioned pants shitter. This was largely shrugged off as the COMMUNISTS had long stopped playing WoW. She disappeared afterwards, driving her hoveround into the Michigan sunset. | ||
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|title=Jen Kicked From COMMUNISM | |||
|description=The COMMUNISTS discussing the fallout from The Jen Affair. | |||
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