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One of the Friend Zone loyalists, Dlight, suggested that the newly reformed COMMUNISM look to the WoW server of Lightninghoof as a launch point for the new WoW venture. The server was ideal: Few large guilds, no huge raid scene, very casual.
One of the Friend Zone loyalists, Dlight, suggested that the newly reformed COMMUNISM look to the WoW server of Lightninghoof as a launch point for the new WoW venture. The server was ideal: Few large guilds, no huge raid scene, very casual.


= Arrival =
= Arrival & COMMUNISM vs DISTRACTION =
[[File:WoWScrnShot_101613_234403.jpg|left|upright|thumb|Pigeon catfishes a dying a kid while COMMISSAR Shelarahn and Charisma Office Prude eavesdrop.]]
[[File:WoWScrnShot_101613_234403.jpg|left|upright|thumb|Pigeon catfishes a dying a kid while COMMISSAR Shelarahn and Charisma Office Prude eavesdrop.]]
COMMUNISMS arrival was relatively lowkey, with the usual Trade Chat and guild invite spam. Shelarahn had the brilliant idea to create an ISIS style propaganda video addressing the forums of Lightninghoof that was received with much confusion, but got the name out. A few recruits trickled in over the first few weeks, giving the guild some life.
COMMUNISMS arrival was relatively lowkey, with the usual Trade Chat and guild invite spam. Shelarahn had the brilliant idea to create an ISIS style propaganda video addressing the forums of Lightninghoof that was received with much confusion, but got the name out. A few recruits trickled in over the first few weeks, giving the guild some life.


One of COMMUNISM first victims was a Shaman by the name Xjxjxjxjxj, who claimed he was a Dutch cancer patient. Pigeon posed as an e-girl in an attempt to catfish him. In retrospect it was very strange. This however led the COMMUNISTS to a larger target: DISTRACTION. A "hardcore" PvP guild led by a literal ditch digger in LA County.
One of COMMUNISM first victims was a Shaman by the name Xjxjxjxjxj, who claimed he was a Dutch cancer patient. Pigeon posed as an e-girl in an attempt to catfish him. In retrospect it was very strange. This however led the COMMUNISTS to a larger target: DISTRACTION. A "hardcore" PvP guild led by a literal ditch digger in LA County. They were ripe for trolling, so [[IRON CURTAIN]] began gathering intel and infiltrating the guild in an attempt to undermine them. The operations were largely successful, but the mission changed when one day mid-battleground, the guild leader told the voice chat that he had shit himself. Immediate victory was declared because its never going to get funnier than a dude straight up dropping a log in his tighty whities while playing World of Warcraft.


= Return to Raiding =
= Return to Raiding =
[[File:WoWScrnShot_102613_213825.jpg|right|upright|thumb|A COMMUNISM raid going very well, no wipes. Just guys being dudes.]]
[[File:WoWScrnShot_102613_213825.jpg|right|upright|thumb|A COMMUNISM raid going very well, no wipes. Just guys being dudes.]]


= COMMUNISM vs DISTRACTION =
= The Jen Affair =
= The Jen Affair =
[[File:IMG_0621.PNG|right|upright|thumb|Jens confession to Prude. Not pictured is the soul crushing cringe and awkwardness.]]
[[File:IMG_0621.PNG|right|upright|thumb|Jens confession to Prude. Not pictured is the soul crushing cringe and awkwardness.]]