Sevier County Justice Party

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Sevier County Justice Party
FormationSeptember 12, 2022; 2 years ago (2022-09-12)
StatusActive


History

SCJP was dreamed up as a parody of the National Justice Party, a White Nationalist? Supremacism? organization simped for by members of Poa.st one day while Taylor was jogging and thought adopting it as a cause along with "Smoky Mountain Nationalism" would be funny.

Core Beliefs

 
Territory currently claimed by the SCJP.
  1. The IMMEDIATE annexation of Knox and Blount County with the eventual invasion of Jefferson and Cocke Counties under the policies of East Tennessee Lebensraum.
  2. The death penalty via firing squad for the two unnamed juveniles who started the 2016 Gatlinburg Fire and the enslavement of both their families to rebuild, by hand, the Riverhouse Motor Lodge.
  3. A prohibition against "Tourist Moonshine" and cringe CBD stores. All such industries will have 1 month to vacate all facilities that will then be converted into making and selling grape soda in glass bottles.
  4. Dolly Parton Day.
  5. A new food pyramid that's just fudge, pancakes, and overpriced hamburgers.
  6. Razing The Margaritaville Hotel

Leadership

  • Taylor - Party Chairman, Obergruppenführer of Sevier County, Führer of the Sevier Reich
  • Prude - Vice Party Chairman, Obergruppenführer of Knox County, Ambassador to California
  • Succ - Obergruppenführer of Blount County, Betting Commissioner
  • Mezmerize - Head of Security
  • Crumbunist - Newsletter editor
  • PhoenixWaifu - Ambassador to Austria
  • Eevee - Ambassador to Romania