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= Core Beliefs = | = Core Beliefs = | ||
# The IMMEDIATE annexation of Knox and Blount County | # The IMMEDIATE annexation of Knox and Blount County with the eventual invasion of Jefferson and Cocke Counties under the policies of '''East Tennessee Lebensraum'''. | ||
# The | # The death penalty via firing squad for the two unnamed juveniles who started the 2016 Gatlinburg Fire and the enslavement of both their families to rebuild, by hand, the Riverhouse Motor Lodge. | ||
# A prohibition against "Tourist Moonshine". | # A prohibition against "Tourist Moonshine" and cringe CBD stores. All such industries will have 1 month to vacate all facilities that will then be converted into making and selling grape soda in glass bottles. | ||
# Dolly Parton Day | # Dolly Parton Day. | ||
# A new food pyramid that's just fudge, pancakes, and overpriced hamburgers. | |||
# Razing The Margaritaville Hotel | |||
Revision as of 23:41, 13 September 2022
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| Formation | September 12, 2022 |
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| Status | Active |
History
Core Beliefs
- The IMMEDIATE annexation of Knox and Blount County with the eventual invasion of Jefferson and Cocke Counties under the policies of East Tennessee Lebensraum.
- The death penalty via firing squad for the two unnamed juveniles who started the 2016 Gatlinburg Fire and the enslavement of both their families to rebuild, by hand, the Riverhouse Motor Lodge.
- A prohibition against "Tourist Moonshine" and cringe CBD stores. All such industries will have 1 month to vacate all facilities that will then be converted into making and selling grape soda in glass bottles.
- Dolly Parton Day.
- A new food pyramid that's just fudge, pancakes, and overpriced hamburgers.
- Razing The Margaritaville Hotel