Tempus Thales
Tempus Thales | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Born | 1856 Some shithole |
| Other names | TT, AwfulCitizen |
| Education | Computer Toucher Degree |
| Occupation | Apple Computer Toucher |
| Known for | Snatching failure from the jaws of victory |
Notable work | SomethingAwful Discord , Goon Discord Network, Literally one act of trolling in Albion Online |
| Spouse(s) | Somehow |
| Children | Yes |
| “ |
|
„ |
Tempus Thales is the self appointed 'Community Leader' of the Goons, Known idler of computer games and a noted master of the spell withering touch.
Early life
Due to the advanced age of TT not many record survive of the time of his birth. Legends state his birth was heralded by 10 crops withering in perfect conditions prophesying his digital legendary abilities. Other legends state that he one day walked out of a taco field, fully grown and already admin of 10 dead discords.