Ass-Haggis

Ass-Haggis was a long time member of BMW and former member of GM. He left during The Wonka Uprising because of MUH CHUDS and then cried in Wonkacord about LE EVIL NAZIS forcing them to become Wonka instead of BMW.

Ass-Haggis' having a little mini-melty about The Wonka's attempting to rebrand to BMW

On August 1st 2023, Ass-Haggis was invited by Prude to Losercord, almost immediately mistaking CST for Taylor in his paranoia. This too would be shortlived, once again getting filtered by the most milquetoast of MUH CHUDS and leaving to be fat somewhere else.