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'''COMMUNISM''' ('''GAY''' in Rust) was one of the three groups that merged to become [[BMW]], and also the originator group for the COMMIEVERSE. COMMUNISM serves as the anchor point for the beginning of the groups history, as its foundation is seen as the single most important factor in bringing all the people into the group and put into motion most of the traditions and events that form the current zeitgeist.
'''COMMUNISM''' (Rebranded to '''COMMIE CREW''' in 2015 then to '''GAY''' in Rust) was one of the three groups that merged to become [[BMW]], and also the originator group for the WIDEVERSE. COMMUNISM serves as the anchor point for the beginning of the groups history, as its foundation is seen as the single most important factor in bringing all the people into the group and put into motion most of the traditions and events that form the current zeitgeist.


=History=
=History=
==The Early Days - Pre-COMMUNISM & Proto-Group (2002-2007)==
==Pre-COMMUNISM(2002-2007)==


Pre-COMMUNISM is broken up into several different timelines and information is only available on certain members of the group.
Pre-COMMUNISM is broken up into several different timelines and information is only available on certain members of the group.


[[Shelarahn]] and [[Arkon]] met via mutual friends in the glory days of AIM chat and discovered mutual interest in a game called Runescape. During this time was when Shelarahn and Arkons ability to be total dicks was discovered, as together they shitted up multiple clans on Runescape, as well as running their own. Their first clan joined together was a shitty clan called Warriors Gate that was led by a very angry Arab man. The clan focused on PvP because Runescape was a dumb game with not much to do at the time. Several other people consisted of this "proto-group" including Arkons real life friend, Dark fire500 nicknamed Ol' Greasy and a kid named Lance from New Hampshire.
[[Shelarahn]] began his career in Runescape, bouncing around clans as a teenager. During this time was when his ability to be total dicks was discovered, as together they shitted up multiple clans on Runescape, as well as running their own. Their first clan joined together was a shitty clan called Warriors Gate that was led by a very angry Arab man. The clan focused on PvP because Runescape was a dumb game with not much to do at the time. Several other people consisted of this "proto-group" including Dark fire500 nicknamed Ol' Greasy and a kid named Lance from New Hampshire.


Around 200x, Prude and Austin met while playing Diablo 2. [[Prude]] also met [[Pigeon]] not long afterwards, but wasn't that close with him initially.
Around 200x, Prude and Austin met while playing Diablo 2. [[Prude]] also met [[Pigeon]] not long afterwards, but wasn't that close with him initially.
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<COMMUNISM> was founded on April 16 2007 on the US server Gorgonnash by a terrible human being named Spaceballs. The goal of the guild was essentially to piss off as many people as possible and to attract like minded individuals to do the same. COMMUNISM began dabbling in some light Karazhan raiding, but couldn't really get past Moroes because they sucked and Spaceballs couldn't lead worth a shit. The guild was fairly infamous on Gorgonnash from its inception given their proclivity for pissing people off and starting giant flame wars on the forums, as well as their memorable Auchindoun battles with <Serenity> and their leader, Georgepatton. Around this time, the leadership of COMMUNISM comprised of Spaceballs as GM, Malade who was dating Spaceballs at the time as co-GM, and Icarus as Spaceballs right hand man. Other memorable members included TJfrost, Donbrasher, Trance, and Prophetomega. (Many of these names and more from that time can be seen in the screenshot below.)
<COMMUNISM> was founded on April 16 2007 on the US server Gorgonnash by a terrible human being named Spaceballs. The goal of the guild was essentially to piss off as many people as possible and to attract like minded individuals to do the same. COMMUNISM began dabbling in some light Karazhan raiding, but couldn't really get past Moroes because they sucked and Spaceballs couldn't lead worth a shit. The guild was fairly infamous on Gorgonnash from its inception given their proclivity for pissing people off and starting giant flame wars on the forums, as well as their memorable Auchindoun battles with <Serenity> and their leader, Georgepatton. Around this time, the leadership of COMMUNISM comprised of Spaceballs as GM, Malade who was dating Spaceballs at the time as co-GM, and Icarus as Spaceballs right hand man. Other memorable members included TJfrost, Donbrasher, Trance, and Prophetomega. (Many of these names and more from that time can be seen in the screenshot below.)


August 2007, two members by the name of Arkon and Shelarahn joined COMMUNISM, attracted by the no rules environment, and ready to make a name for themselves on Gorgonnash. Arkon was a drugged out hippie known to disappear for months at a time and Shelarahn was a socially retarded shut in, which was probably the key demographic for COMMUNISM back in the day. Arkon had been playing since around the time of launch, but Shelarahn had started only in November 2006 when Arkon convinced him to switch from Runescape. Arkon and Shelarahn over the next few months slowly formed what would later be referred to as "The Group", which was in essence just a clique in COMMUNISM for them to feel like they had some power.
August 2007, an Undead Warrior named Shelarahn joined COMMUNISM, attracted by the no rules environment, and ready to make a name for themselves on Gorgonnash. Shelarahn, Secondary, and a few others over the next few months slowly formed what would later be referred to as "The Group", which was in essence just a clique in COMMUNISM for them to feel like they had some power.


A few months later, COMMUNISM had branched into 25 man raiding, thanks in no small part to a merge between COMMUNISM and another fledgling 10 man guild that led to COMMUNISM briefly being named NOT A DEMOCRACY, going as far as killing Gruul and putting in attempts on Loot Reaver. Shelarahn had ascended to the role of officer in the guild, which led to frequent power plays with Spaceballs girlfriend, Malade. Eventually, the tension came to a head when Shelarahn refused Spaceballs order to disallow a dual boxer from raiding. Shelarahns raid group and a few others left COMMUNISM. They went on to form a guild named <Scholars and Gentlemen> that later failed miserably because Shelarahn also couldn't lead worth a shit. Shelarahn disbanded the guild and went back to one of the guilds he had been in prior to COMMUNISM, <[[Guns for Hire]]>. During the spring and summer of 2008, Shelarahn geared up and was recruited by <Damage Done>. After the dissolution of the main COMMUNISM raiding force, COMMUNISM went back to being just a jerk off guild while one by one the leadership quit.
A few months later, COMMUNISM had branched into 25 man raiding, thanks in no small part to a merge between COMMUNISM and Vengence Pending, another fledgling 10 man guild, that led to COMMUNISM briefly being named NOT A DEMOCRACY, going as far as killing Gruul and putting in attempts on Loot Reaver. Shelarahn had ascended to the role of officer in the guild, which led to frequent power plays with Spaceballs girlfriend, Malade. Eventually, the tension came to a head when Shelarahn refused Spaceballs order to disallow a dual boxer from raiding. Shelarahns raid group and a few others left COMMUNISM. They went on to form a guild named <Scholars and Gentlemen> that later failed miserably because Shelarahn also couldn't lead worth a shit. Shelarahn disbanded the guild and went back to one of the guilds he had been in prior to COMMUNISM, <[[Guns for Hire]]>. During the spring and summer of 2008, Shelarahn geared up and was recruited by <Damage Done>. After the dissolution of the main COMMUNISM raiding force, COMMUNISM went back to being just a jerk off guild while one by one the leadership quit.


In December of 2008, Spaceballs had come back to play and reformed COMMUNISM, with the intention of reclaiming the glory days (By glory days, we mean the days when we were shitty and everyone hated us). The new COMMUNISM was filled less with old players who loved to piss people off, but with sad try hards. Among these were Prudedruid, a moral relativist, Reckface, a pseudo white trash domestic violence repeat offender waiting to happen, Jessikuh, a girl who said she was a hot emo scene chick but in reality was just a sad fat lonely girl with more emotional problems than most psych ward patients (Protip: She totally e-dated and phone boned Spaceballs. True story, she will deny it but she totally did, we would love to tell you the whole story in Mumble, its hilarious!), Shaynuh, a girl who gets real fat then scary skinny. A few other no name people were also around at this time but they don't really matter in the long run of the narrative. The main thing to remember is that Jessikuh phone boned Spaceballs and her mom walked in on   
In December of 2008, Spaceballs had come back to play and reformed COMMUNISM, with the intention of reclaiming the glory days (By glory days, we mean the days when we were shitty and everyone hated us). The new COMMUNISM was filled less with old players who loved to piss people off, but with sad try hards. Among these were Prudedruid, a moral relativist, Reckface, a pseudo white trash domestic violence repeat offender waiting to happen, Jessikuh, a girl who said she was a hot emo scene chick but in reality was just a sad fat lonely girl with more emotional problems than most psych ward patients (Protip: She totally e-dated and phone boned Spaceballs. True story, she will deny it but she totally did, we would love to tell you the whole story in Mumble, its hilarious!), Shaynuh, a girl who gets real fat then scary skinny. A few other no name people were also around at this time but they don't really matter in the long run of the narrative. The main thing to remember is that Jessikuh phone boned Spaceballs and her mom walked in on   
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In April 2012, Jessikuh got most of the old group back together on a new server and under a new guild name: <[[Friend Zone]]>. Shelarahn and Prude were hesitant at first considering Reckface (Who was GM of said guild) had a track record of being a shitty person. They overlooked it off however and spent the next 6 months building a top 100 US 25man raiding guild from a couple of fuck ups wiping all night on Hagara in Dragon Soul. Prude left half way through to go bone some chick in Texas, leaving Shelarahn as the sole cat wrangler. In Summer 2012, Shelarahn, Arkon (who had returned from a very long absence and had become an officer in Friend Zone), and a few other group members who had been met on Darkspear went back to Gorgnnash and got COMMUNISM back from Petrus, who was still serving as caretaker. The officers vision of Friend Zone in the beginning was to create a COMMUNISM like atmosphere but with actual dragon killing. Later on however, Reckface and Jessikuhs vision became more simple: They wanted to recreate their old guild from Darkspear, but with them in charge instead. These two visions clashed over the next year, leading to several falling outs over several issues. Friend Zone eventually absorbed a transfer guild from Gorgonnash, bringing with it the typical try hards that Friend Zone was created to not attract. Several of the new members from the absorbed guild remembered Shelarahn and COMMUNISM from Gorgonnash, and already had a hard on to be a dick to him. Shelarahn was eventually betrayed and thrown under the buss, having spent over a year of his life building a guild that he was now not only not welcome in, but openly hated in.  
In April 2012, Jessikuh got most of the old group back together on a new server and under a new guild name: <[[Friend Zone]]>. Shelarahn and Prude were hesitant at first considering Reckface (Who was GM of said guild) had a track record of being a shitty person. They overlooked it off however and spent the next 6 months building a top 100 US 25man raiding guild from a couple of fuck ups wiping all night on Hagara in Dragon Soul. Prude left half way through to go bone some chick in Texas, leaving Shelarahn as the sole cat wrangler. In Summer 2012, Shelarahn and a few other group members who had been met on Darkspear went back to Gorgnnash and got COMMUNISM back from Petrus, who was still serving as caretaker. The officers vision of Friend Zone in the beginning was to create a COMMUNISM like atmosphere but with actual dragon killing. Later on however, Reckface and Jessikuhs vision became more simple: They wanted to recreate their old guild from Darkspear, but with them in charge instead. These two visions clashed over the next year, leading to several falling outs over several issues. Friend Zone eventually absorbed a transfer guild from Gorgonnash, bringing with it the typical try hards that Friend Zone was created to not attract. Several of the new members from the absorbed guild remembered Shelarahn and COMMUNISM from Gorgonnash, and already had a hard on to be a dick to him. Shelarahn was eventually betrayed and thrown under the buss, having spent over a year of his life building a guild that he was now not only not welcome in, but openly hated in.  


In Texas however, Prude had been living his life with an old member of The Group and former officer of Friend Zone, Mandapanda. They had quit the game and gone on to live their normal lives up until sometime in summer 2013, when they split. Prude was not only devastated but more or less stranded in Texas. He gathered up what was left of his life and moved back to California in July 2013.
In Texas however, Prude had been living his life with an old member of The Group and former officer of Friend Zone, Mandapanda. They had quit the game and gone on to live their normal lives up until sometime in summer 2013, when they split. Prude was not only devastated but more or less stranded in Texas. He gathered up what was left of his life and moved back to California in July 2013.
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In late May, Prude brought the COMMIES into a server hosted by the Goons of SomethingAwful. The server existed for several weeks as smaller factions in friendly rivalries, until the leaders of the factions agreed to move to a different server and combine force in a group called [[BMW]]. Shelarahn was the co-leader of the group and produced several clip videos of the groups antics, referred to as The Rusty Goons series
In late May, Prude brought the COMMIES into a server hosted by the Goons of SomethingAwful. The server existed for several weeks as smaller factions in friendly rivalries, until the leaders of the factions agreed to move to a different server and combine force in a group called [[BMW]]. Shelarahn was the co-leader of the group and produced several clip videos of the groups antics, referred to as The Rusty Goons series


BMW went into a hiatus in August 2016, whereafter the COMMIES went back to their old ways of casuals games. When
BMW went into a hiatus in August 2015, whereafter the COMMIES went back to their old ways of casuals games. When the hiatus ended in late 2015, most the Commies returned, including the new ones, to restart BMW. In this new BMW, Taylor sought to set himself as the figurehead, with Kimsemus and Capitaler both gone. However, many Commies didn't see the benefit in this and begun drifting away from Rust. When the BMW Discord was established in March, only Prude joined with Taylor. This created a noticeable rift in COMMUNISM, which Pigeon took as an opportunity to seize on and shape COMMUNISM to his ideals, along with his girlfriend. The Messenger chat was reorganized to include many of their Seattle friends, and eventually Taylor and Prude were both forced out.
 
COMMUNISM officially came to an end during the [[2nd COMMUNISM CIVIL WAR]], known as The BEEFY Troubles, when Taylor and Prude began feuding over the direction of the group.


=Generations of COMMUNISM=
=Generations of COMMUNISM=
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'''2nd Generation''' - June 2007 to March 2008
'''2nd Generation''' - June 2007 to March 2008


People who joined after COMMUNISMS rise to infamy and those that were recruited as raiders. Lasted from Shelarahn and Arkons joining until the COMMUNISM Civil War.
People who joined after COMMUNISMS rise to infamy and those that were recruited as raiders. Lasted from Shelarahn joining until the COMMUNISM Civil War.


Notable Members: Shelarahn, Arkon, Smolder
Notable Members: Shelarahn, Smolder, Secondary


'''3rd Generation''' - March 2008 to May 2009
'''3rd Generation''' - March 2008 to May 2009
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People who joined in the lull after the Civil War and those who joined to raid in WotLK. Ended when everyone left for more progressive guilds.
People who joined in the lull after the Civil War and those who joined to raid in WotLK. Ended when everyone left for more progressive guilds.


Notable Members: Prude
Notable Members: Prude, Jorgan


'''4th Generation''' - Winter &  Spring 2010
'''4th Generation''' - Winter &  Spring 2010
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Notable Members: Dianic, Solgnir, Sicari
Notable Members: Dianic, Solgnir, Sicari


'''8th Generation''' - 2015 & 2016
'''8th Generation''' - 2015


The last generation of COMMUNISM. Mostly Bimmers and post-Wildstar COMMIES
The last generation of COMMUNISM. Mostly Bimmers and post-Wildstar COMMIES
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=COMMISSARS of COMMUNISM=
=COMMISSARS of COMMUNISM=
'''PREMIER Spaceballs'''
{{See also|List of WIDEVERSE Leaders}}
 
April 16th 2007 - June 24th 2009
 
The Founder of COMMUNISM, the original PREMIER and the architect of
many of our traditions, sayings, and actions. Led for two good years before a
revolution started by future PREMIER Shelarahn broke off a majority of the
guilds officers and raiders. The guild existed as a shell of its former self for most
 
'''PREMIER Shelarahn I'''
 
June 24th 2009 - Summer 2010
 
After the failure of the offshoot guild, Shelarahn went on to raid with other
guilds on Gorgonnash. When he grew tired of the neckbeard atmosphere of
raiding guilds, he bought the guild from his long time mentor Spaceballs, and
tried to reform the guild to its former glory. Resigned as PREMIER in in May of
2010 when he began attending college.
 
'''PREMIER Pro Tempore Petrus'''
 
Summer 2010 - Spring 2012
 
Was given the position when Shelarahn went to college and could no longer keep
up with the task. Refers to his tenure as the "Dark Times" of
COMMUNISM
 
'''Shelarahn II, PREMIER of the COMMUNISM EMPIRE'''
 
Spring 2012 - May 25th 2015
 
Bought the guild back from Petrus and didn't start reforming until late 2013.
Rebuilt COMMUNISM into a new GOLDEN AGE. Expanded the guild into
Wildstar, Guild Wars 2, Tera, Minecraft, Archeage, and reformed the World
of Warcraft guilds


= Naming History =
= Naming History =
 
* April 2007-Summer 2007: COMMUNISM
* Summer 2007: NOT A DEMOCRACY
* Summer 2007-Late 2014: COMMUNISM
* Late 2014-Late 2016: COMMIE CREW
* Spring 2015:GAY (Not officially the name of the group, but its most visible section at the time
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