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Welcome to BMW,

A comprehensive tome of BMWTT knowledge and lore

509 articles.

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-[[BMW]] is a loose conglomeration of Goons, ex-goons, post-goons, and other banned miscreants currently based around a [[Discord Server]]. BMW itself was formed during the heyday of [[Rust]] when inter-group fighting under various car-themed clans needed an "elite import model" name for raiding other servers. Thus, [[GM]] ([[Capitaler]], [[Kimsemus]], [[Jack]]), [[FORD]]([[Cal]]), and [[GAY]]([[Taylor]], [[Prude]]) formed BMW.  -more to come later blah blah-
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