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'''The Battle of the Bulging Nose''' was a shitposting conflict between the rowdy and untamable [[BEEFY BOYS]] and the Neo-Nazi LARPers of [[Poa.st]]. The battle was a result of months of tense relations both between The Boys trolling the [[Nuremsperg]]s for their shit political takes, as well was | '''The Battle of the Bulging Nose''' was a shitposting conflict between the rowdy and untamable [[BEEFY BOYS]] and the Neo-Nazi LARPers of [[Poa.st]]. The battle was a result of months of tense relations both between The Boys trolling the [[Nuremsperg]]s for their shit political takes, as well was Graf's increasing jealousy at how handsome and MEATY the BEEFY BOYS were compared to his emaciated alcoholic Canadian frame. | ||
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That ace proved to be a picture of Borzoi's Jewish wife, an ironic relationship given his much proclaimed hatred of Jews. Immediately he flew into a rage, sources saying he sent 100s of angry DMs to Graf, demanding he defederated Tyler lest the podcasters pull their sizeable financial contributions from the site. Graf, being completely beholden to the Podcast Race, willingly obliged, powerless to disobey. Poast was in utter shambles at the sight of a single JPG. Succ, hearing of the butthurt, promptly joined the posting of the nose, as did many others from various instances. This resulted in all of BB.W getting defederated, as well as other instances and users. | That ace proved to be a picture of Borzoi's Jewish wife, an ironic relationship given his much proclaimed hatred of Jews. Immediately he flew into a rage, sources saying he sent 100s of angry DMs to Graf, demanding he defederated Tyler lest the podcasters pull their sizeable financial contributions from the site. Graf, being completely beholden to the Podcast Race, willingly obliged, powerless to disobey. Poast was in utter shambles at the sight of a single JPG. Succ, hearing of the butthurt, promptly joined the posting of the nose, as did many others from various instances. This resulted in all of BB.W getting defederated, as well as other instances and users. | ||
Prude and [[Jack]], attempting to play Good Cops, reasoned with Graf and succeeded in getting BB.W refederated, albeit with Tyler and Succ remaining individually defederated. Despite this, Poasters still in a rage at their idol being attacked, spared no mercy in their assault on the two for daring to stand up for their | Prude and [[Jack]], attempting to play Good Cops, calmly reasoned with Graf and succeeded in getting BB.W refederated, albeit with Tyler and Succ remaining individually defederated. Despite this, Poasters still in a rage at their idol being attacked, spared no mercy in their assault on the two for daring to stand up for their friends. This gradually cooled into an armistice which lasted for a few days, before Prude, in a hellthread with [[Eris]], answered his demands for anti-Poast action by offering in jest to join any large instances that defederated Poast in solidarity. This was intended to put the onus of action for unrealistic schemes back on Eris. | ||
In an unrelated later thread, Graf then posted an out of context screenshot of Prude's "blockade" post and began referring to Prude as "the biggest snake on the fediverse," obviously having taken the theoretical scenario personally. As Graf became increasingly hysterical and began threatening additional sanctions that would amount to a de facto defederation anyhow, Prude and Jack both likewise enough and joining with their fallen comrades in sending a final message and posting NOSE.JPG, getting BB.W defederated once and for all on its own terms. | |||
= Aftermath = | = Aftermath = | ||