Lightninghoof Invasion: Difference between revisions

One of the more vocal and upfront recruits from Lightninghoof was a trailer trash woman named Jen. Jen would frequently come into Mumble with her mic on voice activity so you could hear her other trailer trash friends in the background cooking meth or listening to ICP or voting for The Green Party. As with most forlorn women who joined COMMUNISM, Jen especially grew close with Prude, to the point where they were texting. In mid-December, Jen used this opportunity to confess a crush on Devin, who was probably 10 years her junior and 300lbs her inferior in mass. Prude, appropriately, was freaked out and told Pigeon and Shelarahn. The common advice was to hard ghost her and ban her from everything. At this time, WoW was mostly an afterthought, and a few weeks after the ghosting, Jen used the inactive guild master system to take the guild, kick everyone, and write a passive aggressive Message of the Day targeted at the COMMUNISTS. She disappeared afterwards, driving her hoveround into the Michigan sunset.