Dark fire500 (Rendered as Dark_fire500 in Runescape) was a friend of Taylor and guild leader of Severed Veins, a Runescape clan during the Pre-COMMUNISM Era. He was more commonly refered to as Ol Dirty because allegedly he rarely bathed and had very poor hygiene. His most notable feat was being fairly high level in Runescape, compared to the rest of the clan. His account was also frequently targeted to hacking by the other members of the clan, usually by installing key loggers on his computer. During one of these hacks, his Red Party Hat was stolen. His account was later abandoned and recovered once again where it remains in Taylors possession.