Lightninghoof Invasion

The Lightninghoof Invasion
PREMIERS Shelarahn and Prude claim a pole for COMMUNISM
Date July 18th 2013 - November 8th, 2013 Location Lightninghoof US Result COMMUNISM return to prominence
Belligerents
COMMUNISM	Lightninghoof Population
Commanders and leaders
Shelarahn Prude	None
Units involved
20~ COMMIEs	A server of unsuspecting victims
Casualties and losses
None	A guys pants after he shit himself

The Lightninghoof Invasion was the first major operation by the newly reformed COMMUNISM in 2013, after the failure of the Friend Zone Project. Its regarded as one of the great Golden Ages of COMMUNISM and marked the groups return and established many of the groups main characters.

Background

After the failure of The Friend Zone Project and The Banishment of Shelarahn, COMMUNISM was in a complete state of disarray. The complete roster was less than 10 people, no clear leadership, and no future. By early July of 2013, the group was no more than Shelarahn and the odd member in voice once a week or the odd DM.

On July 18th 2013, Prude returned from his long sabbatical dedicated to the idea of reforming the old group. Together, he and Shelarahn set out getting people more interested, mainly the few loyalists still around from Friend Zone. Additionally, Prude reached out to his long time high school acquaintance, Pigeon, who bonded with the group immediately over talk of breakups and ex-girlfriends.

One of the Friend Zone loyalists, Dlight, suggested that the newly reformed COMMUNISM look to the WoW server of Lightninghoof as a launch point for the new WoW venture. The server was ideal: Few large guilds, no huge raid scene, very casual.

Arrival

Pigeon catfishes a dying a kid while COMMISSAR Shelarahn and Charisma Office Prude eavesdrop.

COMMUNISMS arrival was relatively lowkey, with the usual Trade Chat and guild invite spam. Shelarahn had the brilliant idea to create an ISIS style propaganda video addressing the forums of Lightninghoof that was received with much confusion, but got the name out. A few recruits trickled in over the first few weeks, giving the guild some life.

One of COMMUNISM first victims was a Shaman by the name Xjxjxjxjxj, who claimed he was a Dutch cancer patient. Pigeon posed as an e-girl in an attempt to catfish him. In retrospect it was very strange. This however led the COMMUNISTS to a larger target: DISTRACTION. A "hardcore" PvP guild led by a literal ditch digger in LA County.

Return to Raiding

A COMMUNISM raid going very well, no wipes. Just guys being dudes.

The Jen Affair

Jens confession to Prude. Not pictured is the soul crushing cringe and awkwardness.

Jens revenge after she had gotten ahold of the abandoned guild.