The DILDOE Incident
| The DILDOE Incident | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
 BMW | [SPEED] |
[DILDOE] [TFD] | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
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Capitaler Taylor Swift Kimsemus | Cole |
C9 Butthole Okami | ||||||
| Units involved | ||||||||
| 10~ Goons |
2 SPEEDSTERs |
4~ DILDOES 1 TFD | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
| 2 Hours of BMWs time | None | A lot of resources | ||||||
Lead Up
On the night of June 28th, 2015, Peaches and Taylor Swift were roaming the map scouting bases to raid. As more Bimmers logged on they began systematically raiding the bases and killing anyone in their way. However, a clan by the name of DILDOE heard the commotion and began battling BMW, trading blows as they continued to run back from their own base, eventually leading BMW there. The base was not particular looming or imposing, so the decision was made to stage a raid base and take it down.
Counter-Attack
Immediately upon constructing the raid base, DILDOE began counter-attacking the raiders in force, going toe to toe with some of the BMWs better shooters. They began initially barraging the raid base with their own rockets, taking out chunks of BMW forces at a time. This attack was short lived as they quickly ran out of rockets and realized they werent going to be able to to take down the raid base. They switched tactics to assaulting the Bimmers are the moved closer to attempt the actual raid. Both sides made little progress in either direction, until Kimsemus and Taylor pushed DILDOE all the way back to their front door. However, the raid also attracted the attention of SPEED, who attempted to counter-raid BMW unsuccessfully with incendiary rockets. Taylor flanked the two counter-raiders, but died in a suicide attack, halting BMWs advance towards DILDOEs base.
Compound Assault & Stalemate
In time, however, as the other Bimmers held off counter-raiders and flank attacks, Capitaler whittled down the bases defenses and gave BMW an opportunity to breech the compound itself. The fighting became even more intense as DILDOE became entrenched and fighting a defensive battle. Breechers were met with a hail of gunfire upon entering the compound, rarely surviving. BMW communication and supply lines began to break down as they moved further into the base, owing both to the defenders resolve, the late hour of the raid, and the duration of which they had already been attacking. Server lag also became an issue, as was par for the course in Rust. As the Bimmers began securing a foothold in the base, it was revealed that [TFD] was now lending its aid to DILDOE as well, adding to the bases defeneses.