Outdated:A Newbies Guide to BMW
So, you've stumbled upon our little slice of Purgatory have you? Well Dante, you're in for a world of stuff. Mostly autism, but a little bit of friendship (but 99.999% autism). So sit back, maybe get a HOT slice of pizza from the mall, and get to know what your therapist will be hearing about in 6 months.
Man, what the FUCK is BMW?
BMW is the overarching name of the group. It's an acronym standing for BEEFY BOYS, MOTHER, Wideboys, although originally the name was chosen when several Rust clans from the SomethingAwful server, Goon Playground, who all had car theme names (ie. FORD, GM) combined forces and began raiding pubbies (derogatory term for non-group members).
Then why do you call it COMMUNISM sometimes?
Once upon a time, specifically April 16th 2007, the group was called COMMUNISM. Founded by a fat New Yorker named Spaceballs, the World of Warcraft guild was the plague upon trade chat on the US server of Gorgonnash. In time, the guild attracted many of the better shitposts, namely Shelarahn who would go on to lead the group over the next decade or so, until they merged into BMW as the clan GAY. As the leader of both COMMUNISM and BMW, Shelarahn, now named Taylor, merged the two into one entity and one shared history