Siege of Lowtaxia
|Siege of Lowtaxia|
Newly arrived Goon immigrants to Lowtaxs Discord survey the ruins and hentai shitposts.
|Commanders and leaders|
|10~ lewd shitposters||500 Goons|
|Casualties and losses|
|Taylor, Alt, and Jack banned.||Lowtaxs remaining self respect|
The Siege of Lowtaxia was a battle between the shitposters of BMW and the Goons of Lowtaxes official Discord. It is considered one of the precursor battles to Clown World War I.
On August 28th, 2017, Prude discovered that Lowtaxes "private Patreon only" Discord was infact not exclusive but open to anyone that join via the invite link. General Taylor immediately deployed the 101st Shitposting Divison to attack. Within hours, the Discord was a smoking heap of casual racism, shitposts, and hentai. The attack lasted for months.
On February 25th, 2018, Lowtax himself eventually joined the fray to try and stem the shitposts, but all for naught. He soon retreated once again, abandoning the discord.
In mid-July of 2018, noted angry Latina, Alt fired a volley straight at Lowtax, once again forcing him out of hiding. The resulting treating saw Lowtax banning all political threads and talk from GBS.
Breaking of the Siege
March 12th, 2019 saw Lowtax finally reach out for help in the form of begging for money en mass from the usual suspects. One of those that responded to his calls was TT, who promptly convinced LowT to ban the Bimmers and institute his tyrannical GDN bot over the server. The old primary channel was purged, resulting in the loss of years of finely curated hentai.
The siege was broken and a flood of sadbrain TDS suffering Goons flooded the server, leading to an influx of activity that lasted for all of 2 days until the Discord was dead again.