|Other names||TT, AwfulCitizen|
|Education||Computer Toucher Degree|
|Occupation||Apple Computer Toucher|
|Known for||Snatching failure from the jaws of victory|
|SomethingAwful Discord , Goon Discord Network, Literally one act of trolling in Albion Online|
|— Tempus Thales on statements he will never live up to.|
Tempus Thales is the self appointed 'Community Leader' of the Goons, Known idler of computer games and a noted master of the spell withering touch.
Due to the advanced age of TT not many record survive of the time of his birth. Legends state his birth was heralded by 10 crops withering in perfect conditions prophesying his digital legendary abilities. Other legends state that he one day walked out of a taco field, fully grown and already admin of 10 dead discords.