Capri Sun Tzu

Capri Sun Tzu
Capri after posting a succinct shit post
Residence	GrillTown USA
Nationality	American
Other names	Apol, Apollyonus, Gilbert
Years active	2018-Present
Alignment	Neutral Evil
Notes
Possible Scientologist

Capri Sun Tzu is a member of SIDEBOYS and BEEFY BOYS and once a leading force of the WIDEVERSE.

Much of the information given here is often up for debate, because Capri has often styled himself as somewhat of a trickster, so any personal information or events is to be taken with a grain of salt. For the purpose of the wiki, however, all accounts are given at face value.

History

Capri joined BMW in 2018 after being linked to it from the Goon Tarkov Discord on July 25th but didn't become active until later in the year.

Operation Overlard

CST in VRChat

Capri's rise to prominence began early in 2019 when it was revealed Tempus Thales left his servers admin channel open. From there, Capri became directly involved with MOTHER's efforts against TT and Goondom at large.

Around this time as well, in a drunken state, Capri face doxxed himself to BEEFY BOYS Discord.

He was falsely accused of collaborating with the enemy when the MOTHER group chat coordinating against TT was leaked. However, it was quickly revealed to be a rouse by a different enemy agent attempting poorly to turn the Biggers against one another. This incident was the source of the infamous "Gilbert" meme, wherein MOTHER falsley identified a bald man from the Midwest as CST's true identity.

The Troon Uprising

As a full fledged member of MOTHER, Capri was key in the final days of Clown World War I. His infamous reply to PartyPlaneJones is widely considered the final straw that led to Jones being removed as a mod of SomethingAwful, revealing the analytics gathered by NSABot that showed he was lying about how active and how long he had been in BMW's Discord.

In the wake of the war, Capri set out developing BROTHER, a classified sub-agency dedicated to maintaining electronic surveillance of The WIDEVERSE's many enemies.

Operation Thralls Deep

By late Spring of 2020, COVID bullshit was still raging. Forced into lockdowns, Blizzard gave all players a significant boost to XP, bringing many back to the game, including many Biggers. Capri revealed that he had a raiding guild he had once founded on Thrall named ATB that if the Biggers wanted, they could join up with. This led to the consideration of using ATB to potentially recreate a WIDEVERSE raiding group later on.

WIDEFORCE

Months later, after the release of Shadowlands, the raid group idea came to fruition on the form of WIDEFORCE. Using several of ATB's raiders, as well as a small but dedicated group of pubbies, WIDEFORCE achieved immediate success, sometimes outpacing even ATB themselves. However, by the Spring of 2021, the group had fallen apart. Arguments between Taylor and Capri began during this time, but were mostly passive comments left to smolder.

Tulsa & The Dorito Disaster

Taylor laments CST's death on his cross country move.

At some point, CST moved to Tulsa. Why? No one remembers...

In the Summer of 2021, much of WIDEVERSE was all in on Apex, including Capri, who was one of the most active players. However, on July 18th, Capri revealed he had been taken to the hospital. Initially, he joked it was because a Dorito sliced his intestines, though it was later found out it just inflammed an existing condition that caused an infection. Regardless, he spent some time in the hospital.

Personal Issues & Fallout with Taylor

In December of 2022, Capri and Taylor began discussing the idea of reviving WIDEFORCE. With the newest WoW expansion, Dragonflight, out and a massive success, they agreed it was a good time to give it another shot. However, much of the plan rested on DizzyEevee, who after experiencing his own real life issues, left The WIDEVERSE. With no raid leader, CST nor Taylor were willing to take on those duties, and despite Taylor's insistence, the raid group never took off.

This caused a massive rift between Capri and Taylor that had been forming for some time. Taylor saw Capri as lazy, and somehow who oversold and underdelivered (If he even delivered at all). Hostilities would only mount between the two, at least until Summer of 2023, when MOTHER Mercenary Group was hired by an outside organization, forcing the two to bury their quarrels for the time being.

Banned from WIDEBOYS

In September, however, after months of work, the contract with MMG was suddenly cancelled. Taylor immediately blamed CST (and Kimsemus), banning the two from The WIDEVERSE. There was a brief negotiation, and despite Taylors reservations, Kim was unbanned and Capri soon after. This caused an irreconcilable split between the two men, barely speaking to each other for some months until October, when Capri came into voice in a blind drunk rage, yelling about nothing in particular.

Though the two men have since agreed to at least a stance of neutrality, the two have never truly come together since, with many believing the two men will never put aside their arguments and resentments.