Conquest of Rusty Bottoms
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 The Bimmers decorate the former site of an enemy base so they know who to be pissed at. | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
 BMW |
KRAKEN FUKBMW SPARTA HR SPEED LAPD ONE POON TSBS | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
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Capitaler Kimsemus Taylor Swift Rejdukien |
Xyelz Jaq Ashy Moegex The Economist BTK | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
| ~ 100 Bimmers | An endless horde of Pubbies | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
| Katy Perrys Milk Tits, 2 DREADFORTS, Capitalers patience | Heavy personnel losses, total resource losses in most cases, countless pubbies run off of the server | ||||||
The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms was a months long campaign during the Summer of 2015 that came shortly after the formation of BMW. The war is widely agreed as one of the greatest sagas in BMW history, and solidified BMW as a force withing the Something Awful gaming community.
Introduction
History
The First Wipes
During the first wipe, BMW had set up in the frozen north but was constantly under siege by the larger clans like PANDA and TBS, even once completely foundation raiding the DREADFORT, saved only by the quick work of Prude and others to get the foundations back in place before a server reset. However, once the DREADFORT was fully built and secured, the complex was safe enough to withstand a full scale assault by FUKBMW. In the second wipe, BMW would stay in the frozen north but in a much more secure compound, never once penetrated except briefly by KRAKEN who overtook an unsecured tower on the periphery built by iRoguebot.
On the 3rd wipe, however, Capitaler made the call to move the compound to the airfield.
Dominance Begins
Now centrally locked and overlooking one of the maps major landmarks, BMW had near complete control of the island, raiding any and all at will. This persisted for several wipes, set back only by a noclip hacker and a full scale assault by SPEED.