Conquest of Rusty Bottoms

The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms
The Bimmers decorate the former site of an enemy base so they know who to be pissed at.
Date May 29th - August 30th 2015 (2 months, 4 weeks and 1 day) Location Rusty Bottoms Result BMW utterly dominates and kills the Rusty Bottoms Rust server
Belligerents
BMW	KRAKEN FUKBMW SPARTA HR SPEED LAPD ONE POON TSBS
Commanders and leaders
Capitaler Kimsemus Taylor Swift Rejdukien	Xyelz Jaq Ashy Moegex The Economist BTK
Strength
~ 100 Bimmers	An endless horde of Pubbies
Casualties and losses
Katy Perrys Milk Tits, 2 DREADFORTS, Capitalers patience	Heavy personnel losses, total resource losses in most cases, countless pubbies run off of the server

The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms was a months long campaign during the Summer of 2015 that came shortly after the formation of BMW. The war is widely agreed as one of the greatest sagas in BMW history, and solidified BMW as a force withing the Something Awful gaming community.

Introduction

See also: BMW

See Also

• DREADFORT