This is what happened in 2015:

Winter

Spring

May 6th: The Color Coup silently begins
May 7th: COMMIE CREW begins playing on Goon Playground under the name GAY
May 13th: Discord launches
May 25th: BMW is founded, beginning the 4th Golden Age and The First Week Slaughter
May 29th: The Conquest of Rusty Bottoms begins
May 30th: PANDAS Attack occurs

June 2nd: The Xyelzocaust begins
June 17th: The HR Raid is repelled
June 22nd: The DREADFORT falls for the first time as a result of the SPEED Assault
June 28th: BMW experiences its first massive failure in The DILDOE Incident
June 30th: The DREADFORT and surrounding compound is lost to a hacker in the No-clipper Attack

November 8th: BMW returns to Rust on Terminus Gaming, meeting resistance in the form of the LAPD Siege, but beginning BMWs last hurrah in The Last Conquests
November 10th: The NAMBLA War begins

December 3rd: The CREWIES first airs
December 12th: The Adolf Massacre occurs while most Bimmers are offline, prompting a massive revenge effort
December 18th: One of the most prosperous eras in Post-Hiatus Rust, The Conquest of New Boondocks begins
December 18th: A group of Chinese exploiters engages in battle with BMW during the Chinese Counterattack
December 18th: The 3o6 War begins
December 25th: The GMFORD-GAY War ends with a large coalition assaulting the GAY base